1 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,200 (HAMMERING) 2 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,440 (DISTANT VOICES) 3 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,300 (MACHINERY WHIRS) 4 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,420 (HAMMERING MORPHS INTO GUNSHOTS) 5 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,520 (ALARM BLARES) (EXPLOSION) 6 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,120 (SCREAMING) 7 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,700 (PLANE BUZZES) 8 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,460 (SHOUTING) 9 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,300 (EXPLOSION) (SCREAMING) 10 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,300 Let me out, please! (GUNSHOT) 11 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,980 (SCREAMING FADES) 12 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,080 (TERRY PANTS) 13 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Bye, lads. 14 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,520 Sorry. 15 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,380 (METALLIC CLANK) 16 00:01:39,479 --> 00:01:41,340 (GRUNTS) 17 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,960 (OVER RADIO) ..with a low temperature of... 18 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,660 (RAPPING ON WINDOW) Annie? 19 00:01:54,759 --> 00:01:56,460 Annie! 20 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,580 What? 21 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,740 What? 22 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,140 It's your Terry - he's on the street. 23 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,240 Come quick! 24 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,080 Terry! 25 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,420 Terry... 26 00:02:09,519 --> 00:02:11,519 Terry! 27 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,660 Terry. 28 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,760 Terry, wake up. 29 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,340 Terry, wake up. 30 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,440 Wake up! 31 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,600 (TERRY GROANS) 32 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:32,940 Thanks, love. I'll see you. 33 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,040 Yeah. I'll leave you to it. 34 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,960 (DOOR CLOSES) 35 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,060 Where is it, Terry? 36 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,240 Where is the bloody money, Terry? 37 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,740 Where is it? Where's the bloody pay, Terry? 38 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,820 Where is it?! Where's the bloody money, Terry? 39 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,020 Stupid... 40 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,060 Where is it?! 41 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,340 Oh, you... 42 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,660 (TERRY COUGHS, SPURTS) 43 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,760 ...filthy bugger! 44 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,160 Bloody hell. 45 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,780 Oh... 46 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,020 Oh, God! 47 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,120 (TERRY GROANS) 48 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,800 Sorry, Annie... 49 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,060 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 50 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,060 (TERRY GROANS) Bloody hell. 51 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,680 Goodbye, rain. Hello, 300 days of sunshine a year. 52 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,540 We could have our tea in the garden. 53 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,540 Imagine having a proper garden. 54 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,020 Maybe you could get a palm tree, have coconuts for breakfast. 55 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,120 A fresh start. 56 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,480 I won't let you down. 57 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,960 (DISTANT SHOUTS) 58 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,980 Blimey. Where are you going? 59 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,340 Australia, mate. 60 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,180 Oh! How long's that going to take? 61 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,300 Six weeks, three days and approximately 14 hours. 62 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,420 Oh. 63 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,780 Try living with him. Hold that for me, son. 64 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,880 (BOAT BELLOWS) 65 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,900 Here we go, then. 66 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 The start of our new lives. 67 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,920 Come on, gang. Right. 68 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Get that, please, lad. 69 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,800 More arrivals. 70 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,760 There'll be hundreds of us. 71 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,340 I can't believe we're actually doing this. 72 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,440 Are you having doubts? 73 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,740 No. 74 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,840 No, of course not. 75 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,620 VOICEOVER: Australia - a great place for families. 76 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,659 Australia is an exciting new land. 77 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,740 A country in the modern world. 78 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,940 Create a real home for your family. 79 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,820 A good place to grow. 80 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,180 There's a bright future. 81 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,380 Come over to the sunny side. 82 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,800 The cost of the journey halfway around the world is £10. 83 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,880 Look for a new start on your way to Australia. 84 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,080 Welcome to Australia. 85 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,500 Hey, look at that. 86 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,020 They let them work in shorts. 87 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,240 I love Australia, me! 88 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,240 What do you think we've got in there, Tommy guns? 89 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,560 (ARGUING) 90 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,540 What's happening? 91 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,120 Whites only. Rules. 92 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,520 Three, two, one. 93 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,400 Next up, please. 94 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,100 Does everyone have their picture taken? 95 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,200 All new arrivals, yeah. 96 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,860 Three, two, one. 97 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,960 (HE CHUCKLES) 98 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,640 Thanks. Thanks. 99 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,520 Next. 100 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,480 You're supposed to be traveling with your fiancé, Henry Broad. 101 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,900 He changed his mind. 102 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,280 Couldn't face leaving England. 103 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,660 You realise on this scheme 104 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,580 you have to give up your passport for two years? 105 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,060 No exceptions. Yeah, I realise. 106 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,620 So once you pass by me, 107 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,580 you won't be seeing your fiancé again for a long, long time. 108 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,620 Well... 109 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,720 It was his decision. 110 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,320 I want to live in Australia. 111 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,820 All right. Come on, then. 112 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,340 Go on, Peter. 113 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,140 All aboard! 114 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,740 Annie? Go on. 115 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,940 Kate? Hi! 116 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,620 Terry, this is Kate. I met her on the boat. I told you. 117 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,500 This is my husband, Terry. Charmed. 118 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,380 Are ya? We're gonna miss it, come on. Looks like we're neighbours. 119 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,480 Go on. You get on. Thanks. 120 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,140 Hiya. How you doing? 121 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,060 ♫ Streamline train 122 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,980 ♫ Fastest train around 123 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,740 ♫ Hard workin' stranger 124 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,260 ♫ I ain't gonna hurt you none 125 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,620 ♫ I'm gonna leave in the mornin' 126 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,900 ♫ Baby, on that streamline train... ♫ 127 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,340 OK? 128 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,440 No smoke, no fog. 129 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,400 Hey, look at them. 130 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,500 TERRY: Amazing. 131 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,480 Well, you don't see that in Stockport precinct. 132 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,500 ♫ Well, there's only one thing, mama 133 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,420 ♫ Keep your mind off this man 134 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,740 ♫ Streamline train 135 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,380 ♫ Greenback dollar bill 136 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,940 ♫ A lovin' proposition Gonna get somebody killed 137 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,300 ♫ I'm gonna leave in the morning 138 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,940 ♫ Baby, on that streamline train. ♫ 139 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,540 Oh. Here we go. 140 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,640 Home sweet home. 141 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,680 ♫ Keep your mind off this man. ♫ 142 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,120 Is that...? Can't be. 143 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,800 Where are the houses? 144 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,880 Bloody hell. 145 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,240 It's like a prisoner of war camp. 146 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,880 (SHARP WHISTLE) 147 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,420 G'day, g'day, new arrivals. 148 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,520 Fresh meat. 149 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,660 Welcome to paradise. 150 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,420 I'm the bloke that runs the place. 151 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,060 John Joseph Walker. 152 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,860 Everyone calls me JJ. 153 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,060 Now, I don't want to hear any of this Mr Walker crap 154 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,220 like you got in the UK. 155 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,700 You're in Aus now, and it's JJ. 156 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,220 Right. 157 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,180 Let's get some names going. 158 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,420 Pattie. 159 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,620 And this place is a dump. 160 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,940 It's nothing like the photos they showed. Pattie! 161 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,580 (HE CHUCKLES) No, no, no. 162 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,380 Young lady's entitled to her opinion. 163 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,580 Over here, we have a little phrase for you Brits - 164 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,780 "whingeing poms"... 165 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,660 Poms? ..because you come over here 166 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,660 from boring old Blighty with its rain and its rationing 167 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,740 and we embrace you. 168 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,500 We invite you to our sun-licked paradise to work hard 169 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,860 and prosper, maybe even own your own home. 170 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,820 But all some of you do is bitch and moan 171 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,340 and complain about how much you miss good old England. 172 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,520 So no, Patricia, my love. 173 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,740 The Ritz Hotel, it is not. 174 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,100 But until your parents get a job, it's yours, 175 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,740 rent-free with hot and/or cold running water. 176 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,780 So... 177 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,580 Shall we? 178 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,020 Ooh, outside dunnies. You're going to love that. 179 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,760 A cool breeze washing over your bangers and mash. 180 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,960 (FLIES BUZZ) 181 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,860 There's only one bedroom. 182 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,180 What? 183 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,820 Where do we sleep? 184 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,920 That folds out. 185 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,660 (PATTIE SIGHS) It's so hot. 186 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,300 What's that? What is it?! Oh, it's a cockroach. 187 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,900 You know they can live for a week without bread? 188 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,020 Oh! How long can they live squashed? Pattie! 189 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,540 They carry disease. Just like you! 190 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,100 We came to the other side of the world to live in squalor? 191 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,740 Listen, everybody, this is just temporary, OK? 192 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,660 A lick of paint and it'll be lovely. A lick of paint, Terry? 193 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,940 We've sold everything we own to come here. 194 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,040 It was all my stupid idea. 195 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,920 Annie. 196 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,980 You happy now? 197 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,580 I didn't want to come here in the first place. 198 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,680 Where do you think you're going? 199 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,480 (HE SIGHS) 200 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,420 Now, because you were supposed to be in a couple, 201 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,660 I had you in a different hut, 202 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,420 but single woman, different scenario. 203 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,860 So I've got you next to the Andersons, 204 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,220 Bill and Sheila. She's great. You'll like her. Yeah? 205 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,440 Him - bit of a stick up his arse. 206 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,340 So, have you got work lined up? 207 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,260 Yes. A nurse in Cockburn. 208 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,360 Ah! Then you'll be golden. 209 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,080 So... 210 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,220 This is you. 211 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,820 Thank you. 212 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,920 It's, uh... 213 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,500 ...beautiful. 214 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,740 So he just let you go, then, did he? 215 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,300 Across to the other side of the world without him? 216 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,860 He got cold feet. 217 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,440 Wow. He must be mad. 218 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,820 Word to the wise - in the hostel, most are married, 219 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,740 but it doesn't stop people trying for a bit extra, 220 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,420 especially the Italians. 221 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,940 So if you are kneading your oats, don't groan too loud. 222 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,260 (HE KNOCKS) 223 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,060 These walls are paper thin. (HE CLICKS TONGUE) 224 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,160 Toodle-oo. 225 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,060 Pattie was right. 226 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,700 They lied to us. 227 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,960 They showed us whitewashed houses and they showed us huge gardens. 228 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,260 And that's what we'll have. 229 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,980 We'll make it work. (SHE GROANS) 230 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,460 We will. 231 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,560 This is just... 232 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,060 Remember when we went on that holiday? 233 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,220 Grange-over-Sands. 234 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,540 Mm. What was that BandB like? 235 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,580 A bloody hovel. 236 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,900 (HE CHUCKLES) 237 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,460 And that woman that ran it, face like a smacked arse. 238 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,560 And we were like, "Good God, where have we come?" 239 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,020 Well, what happened, Annie? 240 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,580 We had a good time. Correct. 241 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,100 Because you wouldn't let us not. 242 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,020 Because it was our one holiday of the year. 243 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,340 And because we paid up front. 244 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,700 Yeah, and what did it turn out to be? 245 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,040 Best bloody holiday we ever had. 246 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,940 Well, until the last day, when you got steaming drunk 247 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,420 with Leon from South Port, 248 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,420 and then me and Mrs Leon had to send out a search party, 249 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,660 didn't we? Yeah, all right. 250 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,660 And then you both lost money at the tracks. 251 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,820 Uh, mine had three legs. 252 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,180 And somehow you lost a shoe. 253 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,460 And to this day, Terry Roberts, I'll never understand 254 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,100 where that shoe went. All right, all right. 255 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,940 Jesus Christ, Annie! 256 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,680 You're like a bloody donkey, aren't you? You never forget. 257 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,780 (SHE CHUCKLES) 258 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,900 What are you laughing at? 259 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,660 You! 260 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,760 A donkey? 261 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,900 It's something else, isn't it? Yes, it is. 262 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 (HE CHUCKLES) 263 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400 You brought us here for a reason. 264 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,320 For me. 265 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,640 For this. 266 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,080 To get us back to where we were. 267 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,260 Yeah. 268 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,360 And that's what we're going to do. 269 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,480 Come here. 270 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 I love you, Annie Roberts. 271 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,080 I love you too, you silly bugger. 272 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,280 (DOOR OPENS) 273 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Come on, boys! 274 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,900 Are these the loos? 275 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 (DOOR OPENS) 276 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,260 Hi. 277 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,360 Hi. Sorry about that. 278 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,600 (FLIES BUZZ) 279 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,360 (LOUD THUD) 280 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,820 Fresh meat. You playing? 281 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,060 Yeah. All right. As long as I'm striker. 282 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,620 I was talking to your brother. 283 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,220 No, thanks. 284 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,320 Suit yourself. 285 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,940 Hey! 286 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,040 I was serious. 287 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,560 All right. Come on, then. 288 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,200 Come on. You're playing. 289 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,560 Run! Stop. Come on! 290 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,200 (BOAT BELLOWS) 291 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,220 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 292 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,060 ♫ I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest. ♫ 293 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,420 (LAUGHTER) 294 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,660 ♫ The rottenest bits of these islands of ours 295 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,620 ♫ We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers 296 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,580 ♫ Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot 297 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,700 ♫ You'll find he's a stinker as likely as not 298 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,620 ♫ And the flower of the English 299 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,420 ♫ Are Donald Michael 300 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,060 ♫ Donald Michael 301 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,520 ♫ And me! ♫ 302 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,780 Penalty. It was a clean tackle. 303 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,600 A clean tackle? He chopped me down. 304 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,040 It's my ball. 305 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,400 Give... 306 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,860 (SHE GRUNTS) 307 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:15,900 Pattie! 308 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,520 (SHE GASPS) 309 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,680 You OK? Yeah. 310 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,160 Easy, son. Don't get too close. 311 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,400 No. 312 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,380 Aye, here's a job in Fernbrook, 313 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,700 digging ditches to lay pipes for gas. 314 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800 Can you dig holes? 315 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,760 Well, yes. 316 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,940 But I'm a fully qualified builder. 317 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,240 I'm skilled in demolition and... So you're happy to dig holes? 318 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,420 I'll do what I need to do. 319 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,460 I'm a grafter. 320 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,460 But ideally, I do want skilled to do. 321 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,500 Hurry up! 322 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,700 (COMPLAINING) 323 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,060 Yeah, I'll dig holes. Great. 324 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,960 I'll just check no Australians want this, otherwise it's yours. 325 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,720 Oh, yeah, will do. 326 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,240 Come in. 327 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,500 Marvin, I've got to go. 328 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,980 A pom's just walked in. (HE CHUCKLES) 329 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,780 Yeah, pasty skin. 330 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,340 He looks like he's got TB. 331 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,440 (HE LAUGHS) 332 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,140 Tea and biscuits for elevenses? 333 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,240 Puttin' on me top hat. 334 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,420 Yeah, bye, mate, bye. 335 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,520 Oh... 336 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960 All right, pom, show me your muscles. 337 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,520 Good enough. 338 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:17,100 I'm an easy going boss, but I got three golden rules. 339 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,700 One - we all work hard, we all go home on time. 340 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,540 Two - thieving will not be tolerated. 341 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,260 I don't care if it's a screwdriver or a ton of lead piping. 342 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,780 Get caught, I'll call the law. 343 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,700 Three - don't ask me for a sub. 344 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,140 You got more chance of spotting a one-legged wallaby peeing 345 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,860 on a Kiwi's grave. 346 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,960 We understand each other? 347 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,300 Certainly do. Good. 348 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,540 (HE WHISTLES) 349 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,980 (WORKMAN LAUGHS) 350 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,080 Righto. 351 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,460 This is Terry. 352 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,820 He's from the United Kingdom. 353 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,460 Make him welcome. 354 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,660 Or he might hit you with his croquet mallet. 355 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,740 (CHUCKLING) 356 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,020 "What, what?" 357 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,120 (HE CHUCKLES) 358 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,500 All right, then. 359 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,600 Dean'll show you around. 360 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,680 ANNIE: All right, school bag. 361 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,940 Lovely. Thanks, Mum. Bye. 362 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,680 Big smiles now, and be friendly. 363 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680 And be good! 364 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,860 I don't understand. Here they call underpants "undies". 365 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,300 Yeah. Incredible - they dropped the word "pants". 366 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,900 No, but... 367 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,260 But why would they change that? It doesn't make sense. 368 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,940 Try and be more normal, Peter. 369 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,080 You need to make new friends. 370 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,380 All right? 371 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,780 It just seems unnecessary. 372 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:54,020 ♫ I'm worried now, but I won't be worried long 373 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:58,780 ♫ I'm worried now, but I won't be worried long 374 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,100 ♫ I'm worried now 375 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,220 ♫ But I won't be worried long 376 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,980 ♫ Worried long. ♫ 377 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,080 Hello? 378 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,820 Hi, I'm Kate. 379 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,380 I know who you are, Your Majesty. 380 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,380 (SHE LAUGHS) 381 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,460 I was wondering if it's possible to use a telephone. 382 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,700 I need to call the consulate. It won't take long. 383 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,120 For you, ma'am, anything. 384 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,340 Hello? Operator? 385 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,620 I'd like to make an international call. 386 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,720 (PHONE RINGS) 387 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,780 Hello? 388 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,860 Sandra. 389 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,420 It's Kate. Is my mum there? 390 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,620 I'm phoning from abroad. 391 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,400 Margie! It's your Kate. 392 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,080 Katheryn? 393 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,300 Oh, my goodness! 394 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,140 I don't understand why you did this. 395 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,060 What's he saying? 396 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,940 He's going crazy. 397 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,340 Saying he's getting the next boat out there. 398 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,540 When's that? I have no idea. 399 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,780 Well, if he asks, just say that you haven't heard from me. 400 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,500 Lie? Yes. 401 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,600 Or say that I'm in Perth. 402 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,320 I don't understand. 403 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,100 I've got to go. 404 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,620 I don't understand why you're doing this. 405 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,720 Mum, I had to. 406 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,060 I love you. Bye. 407 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,160 (KATE HANGS UP) 408 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,600 All sorted? With the consulate? 409 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,720 Yep. 410 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,200 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. 411 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,160 Are you the concierge? 412 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,240 Aussie dunny, mate, used by Australians only. 413 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,240 Well, I need a leak. Go down there. 414 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,540 I'm not peeing in the bushes. 415 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,640 Don't you all piss outside in Britain? 416 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,200 No. Hey, listen, I'm not joking. 417 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,020 All right? 418 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,460 It's an Aussie dunny 419 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,260 for Aussie piss and Aussie shit. 420 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,360 You got it? 421 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,260 I don't want any trouble. 422 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,640 You're not getting any trouble. You're getting an education. 423 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,580 You got blacks in Britain, don't ya? 424 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,680 Yes. 425 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,980 Well, over here, 426 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,080 you're the black. 427 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,480 So go and piss in the bushes. 428 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,280 (HE CHUCKLES) 429 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,780 Have a look at this, boys. 430 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,780 He's over there, look. Made him piss in the bushes. 431 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,560 (URINE SPLASHES) (CHUCKLING) 432 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,740 Hey! 433 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,740 Hey, what are you doing? 434 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,840 I spent all morning doing that. 435 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,900 You're blocking my path. 436 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,740 Dirt goes on that side. 437 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,840 Old mate. 438 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,120 (WORKMEN CHUCKLE) 439 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,240 (SHE SIGHS) 440 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,380 ♫ Tell me, what is that walking down the street? 441 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,740 ♫ Shimmin' and shakin' like a ton of raw beef 442 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,620 ♫ Is it real? 443 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,780 ♫ I want to know, is it real? 444 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,300 ♫ I don't know 445 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,200 ♫ Cos if it is, why in the world don't it ever stand still? 446 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,780 ♫ Tell me, what is that standing on the kerb? 447 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,420 ♫ Twistin' and turnin' like a flock of wild birds 448 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,700 ♫ Is it real? 449 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,060 ♫ I want to know, is it real? 450 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,060 ♫ I don't know And if it is 451 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,600 ♫ Why in the world don't it ever stand still? 452 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,180 ♫ Tell me, what is that coming down the road? 453 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,660 ♫ Rocking and rolling like a motley Ford 454 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,340 ♫ Is it real? 455 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,980 ♫ I want to know, is it real? 456 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,340 ♫ I don't know Cos if it is 457 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,160 ♫ Why in the world don't it ever stand still? ♫ 458 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,900 (CASH REGISTER DINGS) Here you go. 459 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,500 Thank you, Victoria. 460 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,680 See you tomorrow. Thank you. Yes? 461 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,140 No. 462 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,660 To the back. 463 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,340 To the back of the queue. 464 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,440 Go! 465 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,260 Thank you. 466 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,580 I'm sorry, why is she not being served? 467 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,500 They get served after us. 468 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,540 Thank you. 469 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,580 Yellow - that's lovely. 470 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,680 That'll be two shillings. 471 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,980 I'd like to speak to the manager, please. 472 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,300 Manager? Yes. 473 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,400 Out the back. 474 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,360 This is a disgrace. 475 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,740 Oh. 476 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,300 I was looking for the manager. 477 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,500 You found her? 478 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,580 Oh, are you here for the supervisor role? 479 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,740 I'm sorry? 480 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,300 I'll get you the application form. 481 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,980 What's your name, my darling? 482 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,180 Come in. 483 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,220 Sorry for the mess. 484 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,500 You know what they say - messy office, tidy mind or... 485 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,980 I don't know what they say. 486 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,500 Do you want some pineapple upside down cake? 487 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,380 One of the girls made it. It's delicious. 488 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,540 Er, no, I'm here because I want to... What's your name? 489 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,660 Mrs Roberts. 490 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,100 But the reas... Your real name. 491 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,320 Mrs Roberts! You English, you're so formal. 492 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,260 Annie. Annie. Fantastic. 493 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,140 Now, you've got qualifications, I assume, 494 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,860 but I don't put much store by all that. 495 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,140 I trust my instincts. 496 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,060 If I like you, I hire you. 497 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,340 Now, fill that in. Use my desk if you need to. 498 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,440 Or you can bring it back tomorrow. 499 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,680 Erm, I was actually coming to, erm... 500 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,540 Yeah. I'm more than qualified. 501 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,140 Fantastic. 502 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,060 Put all your information down there. 503 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,460 Come over with your family. 504 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,560 Husband, kids? 505 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,320 Oh, no. My... my husband died. 506 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,300 So it's just me and the kids. 507 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400 New start. 508 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,740 I'm sorry to hear that, Annie. 509 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,840 All the more reason to work. 510 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,880 Listen, I've got to pee. 511 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,140 But I'll look forward to your application. 512 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,980 ♫ Said that you'll be 513 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,980 ♫ Said that you'll be mine forever 514 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,260 ♫ Dum-doo, doobie-doobie-doowop 515 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,060 ♫ Dum-doo, doobie-doobie-doowop. ♫ 516 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,160 Bloody pom. 517 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,420 Pst! Pst! 518 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,520 In here. 519 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,180 You look like a man could use a drink. 520 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,600 Eh... Voila! 521 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,420 Anything you need, I'm your man. Oh, shush. It's contraband. 522 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,900 Bloody hell. 523 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,480 (HE CHUCKLES) They call me Party Arty. 524 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,260 I'll just have this. 525 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,020 Arthur Farthingdon. Terry Roberts. 526 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,140 Monsieur. 527 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,340 Ta. 528 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,460 Let me tell you, my friend, things are better over here. 529 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,100 We're a good community and we look out for each other. 530 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,540 Well, most of us. 531 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,820 There's a few Europeans you have to watch, 532 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,920 especially the Dutch. 533 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,180 Any Germans here? 534 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,780 There are, actually. 535 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,540 Nice people. 536 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,140 Can't blame them, can we? 537 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,440 They weren't all fans of mein Fuhrer. 538 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,600 You fight? 539 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,520 Battle of Arnhem. 540 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,460 Got captured. 541 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,560 Tried to escape twice. 542 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,780 Ended up in Dresden. 543 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,780 Dresden? 544 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,220 (HE WHISTLES) Bad as they say? 545 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,320 Worse. 546 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,100 Yourself? 547 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,200 Burma. 548 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,200 Every day was rolling the dice. 549 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,320 But I survived. 550 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,680 The good Lord spared me. 551 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,820 So the way I see it, 552 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,880 we owe it to those that fell to make the most of our lives. 553 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,860 Beach! 554 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,960 Come on. 555 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,540 How was school? Good. 556 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,060 The kids were? About 70% nice. 557 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,160 Not bad for the first day. 558 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,520 Clap your eyes on that. 559 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,120 Oh, wow! 560 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,940 Look at it. 561 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,040 It's beautiful. 562 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,260 Last one in is a sissy! 563 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,540 Oop! Come on, then! 564 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,980 All right! Don't mind us! 565 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,020 You go with them if you like. I'll sort all this out. 566 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,220 Nah, it's fine. 567 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,260 I hear there's jellyfish in there anyway. Oh! 568 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,460 That's it! 569 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,180 Good girl! 570 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,280 Whee! 571 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,180 Come on. 572 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,780 Pattie's the sissy! 573 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,380 Wahey! 574 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,480 Go on. 575 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,380 There just was too many problems. 576 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,740 There was too many things that he just wouldn't... 577 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,980 He wouldn't talk about it. 578 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,340 All our money was going on booze and gambling. 579 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,220 He was in a right mess. 580 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,460 Pattie's at that age where she's interested in boys, 581 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,560 and he would just blow his top. 582 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,220 He hated them. 583 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,900 All of them. 584 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 No-one was ever good enough. 585 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,440 When he's sober, he's such a lovely man. 586 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,680 But drunk, he's... 587 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,020 Listen to me talking all about myself. Sorry. 588 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,720 You weren't. You were talking about Terry. 589 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,100 You're very brave, you know? 590 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,760 Traveling over here by yourself. 591 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,940 Right. Come on. We're going in. 592 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,420 You said there were jellyfish. There is. 593 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,520 And sharks, so come on. No! Come on! 594 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,420 Oh, it's rather nice. 595 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,420 Whose van is this? 596 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,520 Never you mind. 597 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,680 Whose is it? 598 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,820 JJ's. 599 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,700 JJ's? 600 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,140 I know where he keeps the keys when he's off-site, 601 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,540 but I figure there's no point, it just sitting there. 602 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,640 (TERRY CHUCKLES) 603 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,640 (ENGINE STARTS) 604 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,340 I heard Kate called you. Oh! Henry. 605 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,440 Where is she? 606 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,200 I swear, Henry, she didn't tell me. Hey, hey, hey. 607 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,220 I love her, Margie. 608 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,020 I want to be with her. 609 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,940 So the next time she calls, 610 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,040 you find out where she is for me. 611 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,920 Oh, no. Oh. Uck. 612 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,620 All smiles, Bill. 613 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,720 All smiles. 614 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640 Hello, dear. 615 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,860 Terry, I've been thinking, right? 616 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,060 Oh, that's dangerous. You don't want to be doing too much of that. 617 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,400 No. No, no, listen. I've been thinking... 618 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,040 ...about me working out here. 619 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,320 You've got a job. 620 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,040 Me. And the kids. 621 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,720 You're brilliant at it. 622 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,080 You are. 623 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,200 How do you get this undone? 624 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,880 Get your cap. 625 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,220 (MATTRESS SPRINGS SQUEAK) 626 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,320 (FAINT MOANING) 627 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,420 You OK? 628 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,580 Yeah. Just schoolwork. 629 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,580 That's good. 630 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,300 You keep at it. 631 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,400 You're a bright girl. 632 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,280 So full of confidence. 633 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,960 I envy you. 634 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,080 I do. 635 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,520 You've got your whole future ahead of you. 636 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,220 Nothing to stop you 637 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,480 achieving everything that you're capable of. 638 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,220 ♫ You ever wake up and you feel so sick 639 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,420 ♫ So, girl, don't be mad Cos your mind playin' tricks 640 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,660 ♫ All night long, it wasn't me in there 641 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,860 ♫ You woke up and found yourself in jail 642 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,960 ♫ Walk on 643 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,200 ♫ What a heavy dream... ♫ 644 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,340 Ah, hello again. 645 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,420 I want to tell you the truth. 646 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,520 Right. 647 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,160 When you asked me about my husband, I lied. 648 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,360 He's not dead. 649 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,460 He's useless sometimes. 650 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,940 And the reason we came here was to stop him from drinking 651 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,040 himself to death. 652 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,400 He's very much alive and well. 653 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,320 Right. 654 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,320 So why lie? 655 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,120 I really want this job. 656 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,780 But Terry, my husband, says that I've got two kids, 657 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,880 so that's my job. 658 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,100 But I am honest and I am capable and hardworking. 659 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,940 And despite what I said the other day, I am trustworthy. 660 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,160 And if you give me this opportunity... Right, right, right. 661 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,160 I really want it. 662 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,160 (SHE CHUCKLES) 663 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,660 Christ alive, Annie, you are one crazy cat. 664 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,760 You know that? 665 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,480 I see a lot of myself in you... 666 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,640 ...and I like it. 667 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,940 Now get out of here, you nut. 668 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,100 Go! Go, go. 669 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,200 ♫ I must've had a dream 670 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,980 ♫ Well, I'm so excited Being here by myself... ♫ 671 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,380 Hey, move it, pom! 672 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,780 ♫ Get a train and gonna go somewhere 673 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,780 ♫ I know a girl who put me up on the shelf 674 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,820 ♫ And she left me for someone else 675 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,920 ♫ Oh, boy 676 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960 ♫ What a heavy dream. ♫ 677 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 678 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,300 G'day, Sheila. 679 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400 Hut inspection. 680 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,140 This new? Mm-hm. 681 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,940 You know what drives me crazy? 682 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,060 They always put Britain smack bang in the centre. 683 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,300 I want a map... 684 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,740 ...with Australia in the middle, 685 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,240 centre of the universe, where we belong. 686 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,840 I got your return application. 687 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,520 Is it because of me? 688 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,140 No. I told you - 689 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,240 no-one need know. 690 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,380 It's not you. 691 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,480 Signature, please. 692 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,780 When? 693 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,420 It's not you, John. 694 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,520 She... 695 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 696 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,600 Oh! 697 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,180 Oh, hey, sorry, pom. 698 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,940 The rope snapped. 699 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,460 You could've killed me! 700 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,780 I will try harder next time, eh? 701 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,540 And maybe one of our mob will get a job. Huh? 702 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,700 Ten-pound loser. 703 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,020 (DEAN SPITS) 704 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,540 Get down here now! 705 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,060 Oh, don't be silly, mate. Lost your mind, have you, mate? 706 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,160 Get down! 707 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,940 Oi, oi... 708 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,040 Come on, get up. 709 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,460 Lunatic! 710 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,440 Come on, Dean. Come on, Dean. 711 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,540 Come on! 712 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,780 (WORKERS EGG ON) 713 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,880 Give it to him! 714 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,540 Give it to him, mate. 715 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,220 Aargh! 716 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,320 (WORKERS EGG ON) 717 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,680 (CARTILAGE CRUNCHES) (DEAN SCREAMS) 718 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,820 Break it up! Get off him! 719 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,920 On your feet. On your feet. 720 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,660 Who started this? 721 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,760 He did. He did. 722 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,620 We weren't fighting. 723 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,100 No? 724 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,340 What was it? A prelude to sex? 725 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,540 He dropped those pipes on me - he could've killed me. No. 726 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,060 It were an accident, boss. Accident, my arse. 727 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,820 This again, huh? 728 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,280 What? You think he's taking Aussie work? 729 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,220 We invited him here, 730 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,580 and he's doing the work 731 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,340 that you lot won't - without complaint. 732 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,500 (WORKERS MUMBLE) 733 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,740 Shake hands. 734 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,840 Shake. Hands. 735 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,200 Yeah, there you go. See? 736 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,980 Now give him a hug. 737 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,340 (WORKERS LAUGH) 738 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,900 What? 739 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,800 Fighting on site's a sackable offense. 740 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,240 (WORKERS CHUCKLE) 741 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,500 Now a little kiss. 742 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,900 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 743 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,140 Come on, Billy. Come on! 744 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,800 You kiss him, Dean, or I'll get those dismissal papers ready. 745 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,540 (WORKERS EGG ON) 746 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,660 Come on! 747 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,900 Little peck. 748 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 749 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,720 Get off! 750 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,320 (HE LAUGHS) 751 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,300 (HE MIMICS KISSING) 752 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,860 (LAUGHTER) 753 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,980 You want me to make sweet love to him next? Come on. 754 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,900 Here you go. 755 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 There you go. 756 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,620 Go on, get back to work, you lot. 757 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,460 (DEAN LAUGHS) Go on, you bastards. 758 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,900 Ha-ha! Get back to work, you bastards! 759 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 What's so bloody funny? 760 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,620 Tonight's slurp night. 761 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,540 A few of us are going out. 762 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,640 You want to come? 763 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,500 Yeah, that'll be good, thanks. 764 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,600 Good. 765 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,040 Hope you've got deep pockets. 766 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,420 You're buying, sweetheart. 767 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,720 (DEAN LAUGHS) 768 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,780 Let's hit the pub, Paulie. 769 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,340 How you going? 770 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,640 Oh, very thirsty. Toodle-oo. 771 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,980 Eh, four beers, a bourbon 772 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:49,020 and, er, Coca-Cola. 773 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,420 Coca-Cola? 774 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,660 Or a lemonade, whatever you've got. 775 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,300 What, for you? 776 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400 Yeah. 777 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,080 Yeah. 778 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,700 Give us a beer. 779 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,800 That's more like it. 780 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,680 All right. Mind how you go. 781 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,420 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 782 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,520 Goodnight, fellas. 783 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,240 Oh! 784 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,420 Are you OK? Ow! 785 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,940 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 786 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,180 I didn't even see you. Do you not use your brakes?! 787 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,780 I am so sorry. How's this? 788 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,300 (SHE SCREAMS) Shit. 789 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,020 (HE CHUCKLES) 790 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,340 Sorry. I know that's not very ladylike. 791 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,140 All right, Do you want me to take you to a hospital, 792 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,380 or I can call an ambulance? 793 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,100 No, no, what I really need is a stiff drink. 794 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,260 Could you help me with that? 795 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,780 That I can do, yeah. 796 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,940 OK. 797 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,540 OK. Here. 798 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,740 Careful. Careful. 799 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,580 OK. You all right? Yeah. 800 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,140 Two, three, four... 801 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,100 ♫ And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog 802 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,020 ♫ All for me beer and tobaccy 803 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,300 ♫ Spent all me tin with a stranger drinking gin 804 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,840 ♫ Across the Western Plains I must wander. ♫ 805 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,040 Drink, drink, drink! 806 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,080 (SINGING CONTINUES) 807 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,360 Come on! Go, go! 808 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,960 DEAN: You all right there, mate? 809 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,360 Good. 810 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,140 Never better. 811 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,240 (DEAN CHUCKLES) 812 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,420 One too many, eh? 813 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,140 What? No. 814 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,240 I'm good for another. 815 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,520 I had you all wrong, mate. 816 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,640 But you're still a pommy bastard. 817 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,400 (DEAN LAUGHS) 818 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,960 You want to see the real Australia? 819 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,380 You never seen the real Australia 820 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,840 till you've driven the dirt roads at night. 821 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,100 Hey? What do you reckon? 822 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,200 Let's go for a spin. 823 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,480 Yeah. 824 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,800 (DEAN'S LAUGHTER FADES INTO KATE'S) 825 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,660 Well, your leg seems a lot better. 826 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,120 It is. Thank you. 827 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,920 I'd like to see you again. 828 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,160 I'd like that too. 829 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,080 Kiss me. 830 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,620 Um... 831 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,260 How will I reach you? 832 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,740 I'll call you. At the office. 833 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,780 Um, my surname's Carter. 834 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,420 Robbie Carter. 835 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,820 Well, until next time, then, 836 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,920 Robbie Carter. 837 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,620 DEAN: This road goes for about 150 mile. 838 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:46,860 Funny places, too, dotted all around the place. 839 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,220 There's a bar and a pub in about ten mile. 840 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,900 You should see some of the hooligans in there, boy. 841 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,480 Look like the brothers been fucking them sisters. 842 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,780 Hey, I meant to ask you. 843 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,540 Do you prefer the head lamps on, or do you want them off? 844 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,140 We'll turn them off. There you go. 845 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,220 Oh, Jesus! 846 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,820 What's up? It's pitch-black, Dean. 847 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,100 That's the idea! 848 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,200 (HE MUMBLES GLEEFULLY) 849 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:20,860 Now we're livin', boy. 850 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,420 (TYRES SCREECH) Christ! 851 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,520 Dean, Jesus Christ! 852 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,660 Jesus. I hope we don't hit a roo. Those bastards are tough. 853 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,620 You don't want to hit one of them - couldn't be good. 854 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,580 Turn them on. Eh? Turn it back on! 855 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,700 Yee-haw, boy! Please, Dean! 856 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,740 You're a fucking lunatic. Turn them back on! All right. 857 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,060 Turn them back on! All right, all right, all right. 858 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,160 Fucking hell! 859 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,080 Hey! 860 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,600 Hey, pom, you look like you pissed your pants there. 861 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,680 Idiot. 862 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,860 It's all right. 863 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,580 Come on, let's go to this pub. 864 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,420 It's only ten minutes up the road. 865 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,500 Might get a couple of sheilas, too, eh? 866 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,260 Don't know about you, but I'm a sobering up. 867 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,980 (LOUD THUD) 868 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,180 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit. 869 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,280 What was that? 870 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,520 Michael. 871 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,660 Michael! Michael! 872 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,820 Michael! 873 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,100 (SHE BABBLES EMOTIONALLY) 874 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,580 No, please! Michael! 875 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,620 No! 876 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,720 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) 877 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,880 Michael, please! 878 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,760 (TRAIN CHUGS AWAY) 879 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,160 Kate? 880 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,920 What the hell are you doing? 881 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,840 We'd better get out and have a look. 882 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,080 Anything? 883 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,640 Oh! (HE TUTS) 884 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,760 Struth! 885 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,400 What? 886 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,360 What? 887 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:00,940 What? 888 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,580 Oh, God! 889 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,800 Uh... 890 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,860 Abo kid. 891 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,960 No wonder we couldn't see him. 892 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,860 Oh, God. 893 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,500 Is he breathing? Don't touch him. 894 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,420 Don't touch him. 895 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:19,940 Oi! 896 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,600 No! (HE EXCLAIMS) 897 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,420 It an accident. 898 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,140 Sorry. We didn't see him. 899 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,620 What's he doing out in the road? 900 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:34,780 Hey? In the middle of the night? 901 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,940 What's he doing out in the road in the middle of the night? 902 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,660 (HE WHISTLES) 903 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,900 We can't... He's calling the others. 904 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,580 Help, you mob! 905 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,220 We should offer to drive them to the hospital. 906 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,620 We'll get lynched here! 907 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,660 Help! It's his child! 908 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,540 Listen, they're Abos - 909 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,260 dirty, filthy, violent Abos. 910 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,300 Now get in the car. Get in the car. 911 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,140 (HE WHISTLES) We can drive you to the hospital. 912 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,500 Get in the car now! Yeah? 913 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,060 I'll guarantee I'll leave without you. 914 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,420 Get in now! 915 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,580 You can't leave my boy here, on the side of the road, 916 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,760 like a dead dog! Now! 917 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,840 (HE SOBS) 918 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,800 (HE SHOUTS) 919 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,320 (HE SOBS AND SPEAKS SOFTLY) 920 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,800 (DEAN WHISTLES) Hey. 921 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,800 We tell no-one, right?