1 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:04,700 . 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:06,310 [light music] 3 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:08,312 - Okay, so it looks like everyone agrees 4 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,488 that Paul Rudd is the celebrity with the cutest butt. 5 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,447 So no more fighting about this, okay, guys? 6 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,946 - So I guess we're all just pretending 7 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,165 that Dennis Leary doesn't exist. 8 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:16,494 That's fine. - Next up, 9 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,670 we are switching over electronics 10 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,542 from SuperCloud to the new Zephra products. 11 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,761 - Ah, Sand... Sandra, I am gonna have you 12 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,285 set up the display today. 13 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,026 I scouted a Best Buy and picked up 14 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,419 some really out there ideas. 15 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:29,943 - Oh, Glenn, do you think we're ready? 16 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,466 - We'll see. 17 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:34,686 Um, and Jonah and Justine, you get to help out tomorrow 18 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:35,924 when the rest of the shipment comes in. 19 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:38,516 - Oh, I'm actually... I'm not here tomorrow. 20 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,129 - Oh, yes, um... I forgot to take you off the schedule. 21 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:45,741 Sorry, um... uh, Sayid, um, you're gonna have to 22 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,414 come in a little early tomorrow to help out. 23 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:48,700 - I have to come in early 24 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,833 because Jonah doesn't feel like working? 25 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:52,463 - Yeah, and you wouldn't give me the day off 26 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:53,879 to Skype with my boyfriend. 27 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,534 The time difference with Ghana is so tricky. 28 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,710 We haven't even gotten a chance to talk yet. 29 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:02,236 - I'm actually going to a meeting for Raise the Wage. 30 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:04,542 So this is really to help all of us. 31 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,283 - [laughs] You know what would help us 32 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:08,198 is if we were all sleeping with the boss. 33 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:09,286 - Mm-hmm. - Then we could 34 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,655 all take a day off whenever we wanted. 35 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,420 - Well, someone would still have to work. 36 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,248 So who doesn't wanna sleep with Amy? 37 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:17,120 - Okay, no, Tina, that's not... 38 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:18,687 Oh, really? Sayid, wow. 39 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:19,992 You'd be lucky. 40 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,604 Anyway, I don't give Jonah special treatment. 41 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:23,735 - It's not just Jonah. 42 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:24,997 It's all your favorites. 43 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,217 Glenn, Garrett, Cheyenne 44 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:29,045 - Oh, Amy, I'm one of your favorites? 45 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,394 - No. - Oh. 46 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,875 - I mean, no, I don't have favorites. 47 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:36,096 - Okay, then who here was invited to Emma's quinceañera? 48 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,402 - Okay, no more raising hands. 49 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:41,013 - I be corporate HR would love to hear 50 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:42,450 about the favoritism at this store. 51 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,384 - He's right, they would. - There's no favoritism. 52 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,583 [chatter] - No, guys, 53 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,890 there's no need to call HR, okay? 54 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,892 Jonah, I'm not taking you off the schedule. 55 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,957 So you're gonna have to find someone yourself to cover. 56 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,504 - That's totally fair, 57 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,941 and I'm sure I can find somebody else to cover for me. 58 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,726 Sarah? - No. 59 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,467 - Jesus, Sarah, at least take a minute 60 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:03,253 to pretend to look at your calendar or something. 61 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:06,256 [upbeat music] 62 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:11,348 ♪ 63 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,481 - Okay. Here's the plan. 64 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,439 Myrtle has passed. Rest in peace. 65 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:18,094 Miss her like cray, but now I can quit the vision center 66 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,574 and be your new assistant. 67 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,967 - Mateo, you know it's not as simple as that. 68 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,621 - I can't work for Dan anymore. 69 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:26,363 Every night, he calls me from the McDonald's drive-thru 70 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,017 begging me to talk him out of it. 71 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,714 And I try, but he goes through. 72 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,198 And then it's just ten minutes of him 73 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:34,676 sobbing and eating and I have to forgive him 74 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,068 every night. 75 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,984 - Mateo, I really could use the help right now, 76 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,073 but I can't hire you. 77 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:43,032 Zephra still uses E-Verify. 78 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,339 - This is so unfair. - I know. 79 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:48,168 [phone chimes] 80 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:50,170 - [sighs] Oh, my God. 81 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,910 I have to give Dan's wife a lift. 82 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:54,826 [phone chimes] To Fort Wayne, Indiana? 83 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,306 Where is that? 84 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,308 - Okay, no, no. Mateo, no. 85 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,267 That's crazy. You can't do that. 86 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,617 We'll figure something out. I mean, 87 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,923 maybe if there were some kind of way to... 88 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,450 - Do you actually have a plan 89 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,036 or are you just not telling me to be mysterious 90 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,757 or do you have, like, no idea. 91 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:15,195 - I don't know. It's just too risky. 92 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:20,374 - Okay, I'm gonna pee and come back. 93 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,290 - What the hell is all this? 94 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,640 - Um, it's the display for the new Zephra products. 95 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,816 - Yeah, it's also a shoplifter's paradise. 96 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,034 Nothing's locked down. 97 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,732 This phone, swipe. 98 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,690 This tablet, swipe. 99 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,736 This... I don't know what that is. 100 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,259 - It's a digital picture frame. 101 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,063 It has Wi-Fi, so you can upload right from your phone. 102 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,349 - Really? Cool. 103 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,482 Anyway, swipe. 104 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,460 Look, this is the most expensive merch in the store. 105 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,504 I can't have Zephra thinking 106 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,400 I'm running a buffet for thieves. 107 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:49,185 - Right, but, um... It's actually Glenn's idea 108 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,231 and he's Floor Supervisor now, 109 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,276 so maybe I should ask him. 110 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,886 - The only thing you need to ask Glenn 111 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:57,628 is how a man manages to make it to 60 without hitting puberty. 112 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:01,241 This is my domain, and I say take it down. 113 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,810 - Did you also want me to ask about the puberty? 114 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:08,857 - So then on your books, Mateo would still 115 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,729 get paid by the vision center, but he'd work with me. 116 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:14,471 And Eugene would stay on my payroll, 117 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:15,951 but he'd work with you. 118 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,561 - But we had a good thing going here. 119 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,433 I mean, we were vibing. It's like... 120 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:20,738 - Yes. - But I just don't know 121 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:23,393 anything about this guy. - I'm Eugene. 122 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,570 - He's Eugene! He's the best! 123 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:30,052 He's, um, uh... positive. - Mm-hmm. 124 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,749 And, uh... 125 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:36,754 - He is, uh... so tall. - So tall. 126 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:40,454 - Hm. Eugene, could you get those boxes off 127 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,891 from the top shelf, and take them to the back? 128 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:45,110 - Sure thing. 129 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:47,591 - Hmm. Good extension. 130 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:50,768 Nice wide stance. - Uh-huh. 131 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:52,596 - The kid's good. 132 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,858 I'm sold. - Good. 133 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,991 - Yay! [laughs] - Great. Awesome. 134 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:59,168 And, um, also, you know, we should probably 135 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:00,822 keep all of this on the down low. 136 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,346 Just the fewer people who know, probably the better. 137 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,695 - Of course. I mean, 138 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:08,830 I actually find shared secrets very thrilling. 139 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,702 - Okay. 140 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,530 - Oh, sure. I can cover your shift, um, 141 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:15,358 if you can do me a huge favor. 142 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,186 - Uh, yeah, sure. Maybe. What is it? 143 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,927 - Okay, if the cops call you, 144 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:22,496 just say that you were with Bo all night last Thursday. 145 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,976 Just if they call. There's, like, an 80% chance. 146 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,849 - That's high. That's a high chance. 147 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,914 - I'll cover your shift if you work for me next Friday. 148 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,853 - Oh, great. Okay, great, yeah. 149 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,376 What's... what's going on Friday? 150 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,832 - Oh, nothing. Just having a little thing at my place. 151 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,466 - Oh, you're, uh... You're doing a thing. 152 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:37,685 That's... that's cool. Cool. 153 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,948 So yeah, I'll just, uh... I'll cover for you 154 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:41,795 while you're having your thing. [phone ringing] 155 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:44,692 And I'll... I'll be here. - That's how this works. 156 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:48,913 - He wasn't at the ravine. He wasn't at the ravine. 157 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,959 He wasn't... He wasn't at the ravine. 158 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,527 Okay, hi, cops. 159 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,877 - Okay, so I swiped this digital picture frame 160 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,245 from electronics because it'll look 161 00:05:57,269 --> 00:06:00,185 really cute on your desk. - Ooh. Yes, it would. 162 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:01,752 Oh, it's gonna be so nice 163 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,295 to have an assistant who actually helps. 164 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,451 Myrtle used to just cut out 165 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,191 pictures of horses from magazines 166 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,628 and tape them to my computer. 167 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:11,545 - Uh, whoa, did you just say Mateo's your new assistant? 168 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:12,850 - How's that possible? 169 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:15,244 I thought he couldn't work for Cloud 9. 170 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,941 - Um... - Well, uh... 171 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:20,858 I just found out that, um, I got a work permit. 172 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,512 My lawyer called me this morning. 173 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,209 I just haven't had time to tell anybody. 174 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:26,603 - Ah Mateo, that's awesome! 175 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,518 But Amy, that's bung. 176 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,520 I mean, you say you don't play favorites, 177 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,261 but then you give the sweet assistant job 178 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,436 to your brother-in-law. 179 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,786 - Okay, Mateo is not my brother-in-law. 180 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:38,441 He and Eric are just boyfriends. 181 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,616 - Boyfriends? 182 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,835 Did he say boyfriends? 183 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:41,836 - Well, I'd want the job, too. 184 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,707 I've been dying for a desk job. 185 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,622 At least give us a chance to interview for it. 186 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:48,364 - Yeah, come on. - Or maybe we should call HR 187 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,584 after all. - Look, you guys, 188 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,934 I just... I didn't realize 189 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,763 that there would be so much excitement for the job, 190 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:59,593 So seeing as it's not finalized... 191 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,638 - I'm sorry, it's not. - Nope. 192 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,901 Uh, let's... let's open this up. 193 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:07,078 - Yes! - Uh, anyone can apply. 194 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,515 - Anyone. 195 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:10,995 . 196 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,649 - Okay, let's start by hearing 197 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,608 everybody's work experience. 198 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:15,826 You first, Justine. 199 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,567 - Oh, okay. Well, um, I have worked here 200 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:18,873 for over three years, 201 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,111 and before that I was a dog groomer 202 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,528 So I guess you could say 203 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,399 I am good with hot-tempered bitches. 204 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,619 [chuckles] I'm sorry. I'm very nervous. 205 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:32,147 - No, thank you, Justine, for answering the question. 206 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,888 Okay, Marcus, you next. 207 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,585 - Let's see, before Cloud 9, 208 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,805 I did some office management for my dad's business, 209 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,198 mostly answering phones and filing. 210 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:43,114 - Oh, so... so, like, assistant stuff? 211 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,203 - Yeah. - Wow. That's fun 212 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:46,814 and surprising. - [laughs] 213 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,598 - Okay, Mateo, uh, you? 214 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:51,862 - I, um, can type 100 words per minute. 215 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,474 - Oh, wow. - And I am currently 216 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:58,652 on a three month trial of the full Microsoft Office Suite. 217 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,001 - [clears throat] 218 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,309 - Oh, hey, look at that. 219 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,224 Triscuit sale, two-for-one. 220 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:07,922 Hey, you've got a thing coming up. 221 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,845 Is that, uh... do you need... Do you need snacks 222 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,013 or is it, like, a non-snack gathering? 223 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,189 - Okay, buddy, you're being weird. 224 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:16,626 My thing next Friday is just a few dudes 225 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:17,671 that you don't even know. 226 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:18,778 No work people have been invited. 227 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:19,847 So just relax. 228 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:22,284 - Okay. Is... is Randy invited? 229 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,696 - Yeah, sure. Randy's gonna be there. 230 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,288 - I know Randy. I used to say hi to him all the time 231 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,550 back when we lived together. 232 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,267 In fact, he even asked me to move my car once 233 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,553 'cause I was blocking him in. 234 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:31,748 - Yeah, I just don't like mixing my worlds. 235 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,600 I don't bug you for hanging out with Amy 236 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,558 and her kids all the time. - I'm not always 237 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:36,951 hanging out with Amy. 238 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,755 - Look, I'm not saying it like it's a bad thing. 239 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:41,085 It's just you got your own stuff going on, 240 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,957 I got my own stuff going on. 241 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,480 To each their own stuff. It's great. 242 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,962 - But I... I have room for more stuff. 243 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,354 I'm like a hatchback. 244 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,443 You can always cram more in me. 245 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,623 Don't... don't make it dirty. 246 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,756 - Sandra, what are you doing? 247 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,279 - Dina said this was a bad idea 248 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,803 and told me to redo the display. 249 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,674 - Oh, Dina said that. 250 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:05,980 - Yeah. - Yeah. 251 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,504 - She can't stand that I have authority now, 252 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,898 so she's trying to cut me off at the thighs. 253 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,639 Well, I'm the floor supervisor, 254 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,989 so... so put it all back, [stammers] 255 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,860 and make it bigger. 256 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,079 - What do you mean bigger? 257 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:20,211 - I mean bigger! 258 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:26,130 - Bigger. 259 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:29,177 - So, looks like we have a last-minute applicant. 260 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,179 Cheyenne. - Hey. 261 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,442 Yeah, I really want this job, 262 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,313 but now that I see Mateo's here, 263 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,706 it's like, what's the point? 264 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,579 I should just give up now. We all should. 265 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,974 - Okay, thank you, Cheyenne. 266 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:47,108 All right, let's continue with hypothetical scenarios. 267 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:51,416 Uh, Mateo, if I were to ask you to file a 1038[b] form, 268 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,070 that would require you to... 269 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,550 - Fax a copy of the incident report 270 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,900 along with the updated employee information. 271 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:57,988 Boom. 272 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,729 - Uh, yeah. 273 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,426 Okay, uh, good. 274 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,341 - Hold up, you're forgetting that you have to 275 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,039 give Linda in legal a heads up 276 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,997 'cause you need a 1022[c]. 277 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,521 I've had to deal with a lot of accidents in the warehouse. 278 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,480 Especially before Michael was fired. 279 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:14,657 That guy loved his nail gun. 280 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,572 And heroin. 281 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:21,403 - Well, uh, Marcus, that is all very correct. 282 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,970 - Well, Mateo got the first part 283 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,886 of the question right, he just biffed the important part. 284 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,236 - So glad you're here, Cheyenne. 285 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,064 - I thought Mateo was a shoo-in. 286 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,196 - Yeah, so did I until Marcus started 287 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,024 acting like not an idiot. 288 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,591 And now I can't just pick Mateo 289 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,395 without everyone thinking I'm playing favorites 290 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,049 the way they thought I was giving you special treatment 291 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,465 just 'cause you're my boyfriend. 292 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,008 - You know what? I'm tired of everybody thinking of me 293 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,555 as just your boyfriend, okay? 294 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,253 Even Garrett sees me like that. 295 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,404 He thinks I spend all of my time 296 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,690 with you and the kids. 297 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,910 - Well, I mean, you kinda do. 298 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,129 - Oh, come on. - But if you wanted to, like, 299 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,001 spend more time with your boys, 300 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,480 I'd be totally cool with that. 301 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,178 Do you have boys? - Yes. 302 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,396 Yes, I have boys. 303 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,920 I have lots of boys. 304 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,617 Shane. - Mm. 305 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,837 - Grant. Julien. 306 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,403 - Julien, Emma's French tutor? 307 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,276 - We connected. We both love the cuisine. 308 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,190 [music playing over speakers] 309 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,235 - ♪ Ooh, baby 310 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,412 ♪ Really want you in my world ♪ 311 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,719 ♪ Step, hey, girl 312 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,069 - Hey, Garrett. 313 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,202 [clears throat] Hey. What's up? 314 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,594 - I forgot my lunch, so I'm just 315 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,161 grabbing something from the café. 316 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,642 - Ah, come on. You don't wanna put this garbage in your body. 317 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,209 Not garbage. 318 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,341 Enjoy your... Your cheese dog, sir. 319 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,909 Uh, anyway. I was gonna take Amy out to lunch. 320 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,868 But guess who I'm taking instead? 321 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:38,959 - Oh. God, why? 322 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:42,136 - Are you kidding me? 323 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,659 - Dina, don't you dare. 324 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,401 - As assistant manager, I have authority over Sandra. 325 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:49,491 - Uh, I also have authority over Sandra 326 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,232 because you and I are equal now. 327 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:54,061 - Oh, please. Sandra, take it down. 328 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:57,020 - Sandra, no. You leave it up. 329 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,195 - If you don't listen to me, 330 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,806 I will write you up for insubordination. 331 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,566 - Oh, too late, 'cause I'm already writing you up. 332 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,940 - No, no, no, no. - Not if I get there first! 333 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,682 - What is the form number? - B-17. 334 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,790 - Thank you. Did they change it? 335 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,294 - Yes, they did. - Is that gonna count 336 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,904 as one write up or two? 337 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,296 - One! - Two! 338 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,733 - Sounds good. 339 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:16,823 . 340 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,476 - Okay, uh, Justine. 341 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,261 I would say that you should be able 342 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,437 to ask the vendor when the shipment will be delivered 343 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,700 without making a joke about his package. 344 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,267 - Okay. Got it. 345 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:29,705 Yeah, I'm still trying to learn all your little quirks, so... 346 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,795 - Okay, Mateo, you're up. 347 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:36,407 Why don't you call our produce vendor 348 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,758 and check the date of our next delivery. 349 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,806 - Good afternoon, ma'am. 350 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:44,981 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 351 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,417 [clears throat] [laughs] 352 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,899 You have a uniquely high voice. [laughs] 353 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,684 I didn't know that could happen after a stroke. 354 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,382 I do believe you. I... 355 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,428 My voice just got higher. I'm not mocking you. 356 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,213 Hello? Hello? 357 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,348 - Whoa, I can't go after that. 358 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,698 That was so good. 359 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,222 - I got this. 360 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,880 Okay. 361 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:17,187 Jeanie! It's Marcus from the warehouse. 362 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,842 Hey, I was calling to see if I could check 363 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,844 when that shipment's gonna be coming in. 364 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,847 Is there any chance we could push that up to Wednesday? 365 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,197 Oh. Jeanie in a bottle. 366 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,199 'Cause you're making wishes come true. 367 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,810 Buh-bye. 368 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,814 - Did you actually just get them to move the shipment up? 369 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,294 - The key is to talk directly to the truck drivers. 370 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,427 Now, I have a great relationship with them 371 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,776 since I work in the warehouse. 372 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,560 - Oh, do you work in a warehouse, Marcus? 373 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,432 I didn't know because you only mentioned it, 374 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,086 like, a million times. 375 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,609 - Okay, that doesn't even make sense. 376 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,654 There's no way I could've said a million words. 377 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,873 That would've taken years. 378 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,179 - [speaking Tagalog] 379 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,702 - [gasps] [speaking Tagalog] 380 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:57,097 - [speaking Tagalog] 381 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,623 - Dina doesn't want me putting items on the floor. 382 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,755 Well, I am gonna show her just how many items 383 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:04,800 I can put on the floor. 384 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,019 I'm gonna put out thousands. 385 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,890 - There's only 78 tablets. 386 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,197 - Well, then we'll put out 78, 387 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,025 but it'll be the most 78 you've ever seen. 388 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,896 - Oh, absolutely not. 389 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,855 - Get out of my way. Come on! 390 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,857 Sandra, block her with your body! 391 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,250 - Sandra, subdue him. - No! Ah... 392 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,882 - Sandra, what are you doing? - I'm sick of you two. 393 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,647 Figure it out. 394 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,692 I don't need the stress. 395 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,390 A chunk of my hair fell out, 396 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,219 and I will not be bald for my wedding! 397 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,529 - All right, all right. 398 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,357 Wings are on the way. 399 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:44,100 I got tokens for skee-ball and I got a table keg. 400 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,861 - Dude, you know we have to go back to work. 401 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,669 - Who cares? Who cares? Don't worry about it. 402 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:48,670 This is our bro time. 403 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,280 This is our brocade. 404 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,650 Well, that's a... that's a type of embroidery, but you get it. 405 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,434 - hey, look, man, you don't have to prove anything. 406 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,871 It's just, you're in a different phase 407 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,046 in your life right now, and that's okay. 408 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,680 - Oh, look who it is. 409 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,464 Hey, Randy. - Hey. 410 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,901 - Randy, what are you doing here? 411 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,076 - Joseph DM'd me. 412 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,555 - Joseph. - Jonah. 413 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,775 - Uh, he said Garrett really needs you right now. 414 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,734 - Yeah, needs you to hang with us, uh, 415 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,649 because it's guys' night, you know? 416 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:12,973 Guys'... well, it's lunch, so... 417 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,783 Guys'... guys' lunch. 418 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,524 - Dude. 419 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,962 - Not gonna lie, it's getting hard to hype you up in there. 420 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,461 Not 'cause I don't think you deserve it, 421 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,139 just 'cause you're doing so bad. 422 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,054 - I didn't think Marcus would be good. 423 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,229 - Well, neither did I. 424 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,884 What, did he take the "Limitless" pill? 425 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,992 You know, the movie "Limitless" 426 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,167 where the guy takes the pill, and... 427 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,409 - This isn't the time, Amy. 428 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,584 - Okay. 429 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,543 - You have to fix this. Now. 430 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,371 - I know. Okay... 431 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,677 Maybe I can ask everybody to do things 432 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,114 that only you're good at. 433 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,985 - Okay. - Mm, oh, yeah. 434 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,596 Like kissing your brother. 435 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,947 - I'm not ruling it out. 436 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:52,516 - I see you took the initiative to make my favorite meal. 437 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,171 Um... Oh, mushrooms. 438 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,130 - Wait, aren't you allergic to mushrooms? 439 00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,046 - You are? - No... no... 440 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,178 I love them. 441 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,354 [whispering] Can you go get my EpiPen? 442 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:08,489 - ♪ There were nights where the wind was so cold ♪ 443 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,665 - You really need your assistant o sing to you? 444 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,189 - It helps with stress. You should've known that. 445 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,017 Ten points deducted. - No 446 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,889 - ♪ Right outside the window 447 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:22,242 - ♪ To dance with my father again ♪ 448 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,419 - Oh. - My gosh. [sighs] 449 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,510 Wow. 450 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:32,034 A swing and a miss. 451 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:38,519 - There she is. There's our girl. 452 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,521 - Have you guys worked things out? 453 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,871 - We have, and we want to apologize. 454 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,134 We were acting like such fools. 455 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,311 - Okay. So who do I listen to about the display? 456 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,921 Both: Me. 457 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,315 - Dina, we agreed it would be me. 458 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,013 - No, we agreed it would be me 459 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,338 because I knew she would never believe 460 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,928 that I would let you be in charge. 461 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,061 - Let... I am in charge. 462 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,323 - You? - Yes. 463 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,084 - You have diabetes. You aren't even in control 464 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,675 of your own glucose. - [gasps] 465 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,590 - When you're done typing up the memo, 466 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,984 print it out, and then run it back here to me. 467 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,681 - Done. - Yes. 468 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,077 - What the hell? You said you typed 100 words a minute. 469 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,774 - I liked, okay? Everyone says that. 470 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:22,084 ♪ 471 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,218 Ah, where's the printer? Who moved the printer? 472 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,697 Sayid, where's the printer? 473 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,960 - I won't tell you. I have an alliance with Justine 474 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,223 - How does that even work? 475 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:33,661 - Coming through! - No! 476 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,098 - I did it, I did it. Ah. 477 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,969 Whoo! I got the job. - Whoo! 478 00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,145 - I won, I won. Victory lap. 479 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,557 Guys, carry me out. Come on, let's go. 480 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,279 - There's a lot to consider... - Whoo! Yeah! 481 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,326 Marcus! Marcus! - Still have to assess the... 482 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,849 - I know it wasn't the plan, 483 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,720 but I think you'll be really happy with him. 484 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:53,942 . 485 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,292 - I can't give you this position. 486 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,729 - What? I crushed the interview. 487 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,340 - Yeah, no, I know. 488 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,447 Part of me was like, what are you, 489 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,125 taking the "Limitless" pill? 490 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,518 - Amy, no one saw that movie. 491 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,997 - Yeah, but you know the premise, 492 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,130 so the joke is good, it works. 493 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:11,133 Anyway, I need to give this to Mateo. 494 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,136 - Oh! Of course you were gonna pick one of your favorites. 495 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,138 This whole interview process was a fake. 496 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,576 - No... I mean, yes, but not for the reasons you think. 497 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:24,059 Look, Mateo never got a work permit. 498 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,800 I convinced Dan to keep him on the books 499 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,106 and let him work for me. 500 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,282 You know how miserable he's been in that job. 501 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,414 So please don't tell HR. 502 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,199 - Oh, man. 503 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,636 I... I totally get it. 504 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,160 He... of course he should get the job. 505 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,554 - Right? Thank you for understanding. 506 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,078 No problem. I' just take the pay raise 507 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,471 and then we're good. 508 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,604 - I'm sorry, wh... what? No. 509 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,085 - Well, I mean, I did still win. 510 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,541 And it just seems like if you want me 511 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,957 to keep quiet about all this, 512 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,438 you should make it worth my while. Right? 513 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,658 - [scoffs] 514 00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:01,009 Okay, well, how about weekends off? 515 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,273 - Oh, man, that's such a good start. 516 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,859 - Okay, Marcus, just tell me what you want. 517 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:10,192 - Amy, I... I think we both know what I want. 518 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,021 [inhales] Mm. 519 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:18,026 And I've been wanting it for a very long time. 520 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,074 - Hey, Rico, check it out. I got a desk. 521 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,598 [engine starts] 522 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,427 Whoo! 523 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,864 - So you're telling me there was a second encore? 524 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,997 - What? That's crazy. What song was it? 525 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,262 - I, um, don't know what it's called. 526 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,046 Anyways, Jake was going nuts 527 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,526 and Margo wanted to leave early. 528 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,156 - Oh, uh, Margo. You told me about Margo. 529 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,399 She's, uh, the, like, super annoying one 530 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:46,272 with the fish face. [laughs] 531 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,579 He does such a good... 532 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,625 - Margo's my girlfriend. 533 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,062 - Oh, that's... 534 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,890 No, you never mentioned... That's, yeah, 535 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,371 I'm thinking of a different Mar... we know so many. 536 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,851 So, different Margo. 537 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,289 - So you think my girlfriend's annoying? 538 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,116 - No, I just... 539 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,031 - You know what? 540 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,251 I didn't like Colleen, but I kept that to myself 541 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:12,211 and I definitely didn't talk about her behind your back. 542 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,256 Not cool, man. 543 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,873 - He'll... he'll probably just Venmo us for his... his portion. 544 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,024 You know what? I'm gonna... I'll get it. 545 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,615 I should... I'm gonna get it. 546 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,769 - So your new desk is gonna be here in three days. 547 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,273 - Oh, thank you. 548 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,275 - Oh, and tomorrow I was thinking of doing 549 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,929 Mariah Carey's "Fantasy." 550 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,844 And then on Tuesday, maybe Patti LaBelle, or... 551 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,976 - Oh, no Mateo, 552 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,240 you don't actually have to sing to me. 553 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,024 - Oh. 554 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,853 Uh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, that... 555 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:48,943 That makes the most sense. 556 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,079 - She's not coming back, huh? 557 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,777 - Nope, guess this is dinner. 558 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:01,260 - Mm, mm. Don't eat too much. 559 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,175 I'll save that for later. Um... 560 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,832 Do you mind if I play a little harmonica? 561 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,476 - No, do your thing. - To practice? Yeah. 562 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,317 [playing harmonica] 563 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,107 - You're very talented. - Thank you.