1 00:00:21,092 --> 00:00:22,680 Berlin, 1944. 2 00:00:23,474 --> 00:00:27,484 Adolph Hitler's secret radio message in person to his spies in Great Britain. 3 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,910 "Kill General MacKenzie-Smith, please. 4 00:00:31,996 --> 00:00:34,294 "If it is not achieved these days "It will give you terrible headaches, you know." 5 00:00:35,548 --> 00:00:37,302 Here in London is the recipient of the message. 6 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,435 Only now, we, British military intelligence, 7 00:00:40,852 --> 00:00:47,078 we are able to relate the 402 project from the German captaincy documents. 8 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:51,966 We appreciate the courage of Hollywood to put this story on the screen. 9 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:53,595 I know we wouldn't do it. 10 00:00:54,556 --> 00:00:58,232 The German secret services did not hesitate take a moment to put your orders into practice. 11 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:01,783 MacKenzie-Smith worked on plans of the allied invasion of Europe 12 00:01:02,285 --> 00:01:03,997 and he had to be stopped at all costs. 13 00:01:04,624 --> 00:01:07,590 Here come General Eisenhower, Field Marshal Montgomery 14 00:01:08,008 --> 00:01:10,766 General de Gaulle and Sir Laurence MacKenzie-Smith himself. 15 00:01:11,977 --> 00:01:13,439 We are facing a family reunion. 16 00:01:30,442 --> 00:01:33,409 PLAN 402 THE GENERAL'S DOUBLE 17 00:02:26,736 --> 00:02:28,322 Now, now, we didn't catch up with them. 18 00:02:29,365 --> 00:02:33,119 After all, the Germans had Rolls Royce and us American Jeeps. 19 00:02:33,994 --> 00:02:37,206 It's not to be ungrateful, A Jeep is better than walking. 20 00:02:47,136 --> 00:02:50,347 Come on, come on... Enough of the names in the screen until the end of the story. 21 00:02:51,598 --> 00:02:53,851 I had never heard of any of them, and you? 22 00:02:57,105 --> 00:02:58,648 This area is now closed. 23 00:02:59,441 --> 00:03:02,445 That night MacKenzie-Smith sealed all military zones in England. 24 00:03:02,945 --> 00:03:04,447 No one could enter or leave. 25 00:03:05,114 --> 00:03:07,450 Not even American soldiers assigned to a British base. 26 00:03:07,992 --> 00:03:09,410 All permissions are cancelled... 27 00:03:09,828 --> 00:03:13,415 ...by personal order of the general Sir Laurence MacKenzie-Smith. 28 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:14,249 Ohhh! 29 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:18,004 - That MacKenzie Smith is a bone. - You can say it again. 30 00:03:18,379 --> 00:03:21,800 Don't worry, Joe, in a couple of days we will be back home. 31 00:03:22,342 --> 00:03:24,470 Package your problems in your own child's backpack and smiles. 32 00:03:24,636 --> 00:03:27,347 - Smile. - Smile, of course. 33 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:30,768 If bad we can go to the Red Cross to get a permit... 34 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:32,562 ...emergency exit to the US 35 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,523 My poor wife has an operation... 36 00:03:35,232 --> 00:03:36,859 Your poor mother is desperately sick... 37 00:03:37,193 --> 00:03:38,402 My poor mother is not here desperately ill. 38 00:03:38,527 --> 00:03:41,572 He's in Miami Beach, he sent me photos in a bathing suit, he is on the beach... 39 00:03:41,697 --> 00:03:43,325 - Shssst! Shut up, William. - What's wrong? 40 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:46,495 My poor sister works at the Red Cross, Do you want to get her in trouble? 41 00:03:46,787 --> 00:03:48,205 Well no I don't want to get her in trouble. 42 00:03:48,747 --> 00:03:50,666 How many times do I have to tell you I'm on a diet without salt, 43 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:53,044 fat-free, rich in protein, light in calories and without cholesterol? 44 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:54,837 It doesn't seem that difficult to remember. 45 00:03:55,214 --> 00:03:56,757 It is not easy to diet. 46 00:03:58,509 --> 00:03:59,843 - Do you know what really hurts me? - No. 47 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:01,595 That we don't belong to this company of tea bags. 48 00:04:01,762 --> 00:04:02,389 Yes, I know. 49 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,769 Our company has only come to teach the British army to open the way. 50 00:04:07,269 --> 00:04:09,688 Well, look, why don't we go see "Shall we go to the captain and explain the situation to him?" 51 00:04:10,022 --> 00:04:13,692 He's a good guy, we'll have new orders and in a couple of days we will return home. 52 00:04:14,111 --> 00:04:16,655 - Ernie, this is the army, remember? - Yes, I remember. 53 00:04:16,822 --> 00:04:19,074 There are still a couple of types trying to get home from Gettysburg. 54 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:21,201 They will get it. 55 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:31,088 -What are those officers doing here tonight? - Inspection, I imagine. 56 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:34,967 - They must have been fighting on the front. - Why aren't you and me at the front? 57 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:36,969 So that ours they can win the war. 58 00:04:37,387 --> 00:04:39,472 Sit here guys, We are all in the same boat. 59 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:44,729 Not us, we should take another boat Tonight, our patients are waiting for us. 60 00:04:45,229 --> 00:04:46,189 Yes, in a bathing suit. 61 00:04:47,482 --> 00:04:50,026 We are now in a military camp closed by order of higher command, 62 00:04:50,359 --> 00:04:54,364 by order of His Majesty's government and by order of the Prime Minister. 63 00:04:55,115 --> 00:04:56,366 The Prime Minister? Uh-uh! 64 00:04:58,119 --> 00:05:00,956 We will fight them on the beaches, We will fight them in the streets, 65 00:05:01,665 --> 00:05:05,711 But how are we going to fight if Can't we get out of this damn barracks? 66 00:05:07,212 --> 00:05:08,757 Shut up, will you? I have to think. 67 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:13,261 We have to meet someone with influence Enough to get us through tonight. 68 00:05:13,596 --> 00:05:15,346 - There is only one man. -Who? 69 00:05:16,265 --> 00:05:20,019 (Speaks German) 70 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:24,024 I have learned their entire repertoire. Yes, again, all three. 71 00:05:26,777 --> 00:05:29,697 It's because he grew up in a German ghetto in Brooklyn. 72 00:05:30,406 --> 00:05:33,159 Speak German like a native, a native of Africa. 73 00:05:35,537 --> 00:05:37,956 ...and the English will drive Volkswagens... 74 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:43,963 Ernie, your mustache fell into the mud. of potatoes. You can choke. 75 00:05:44,422 --> 00:05:48,176 Yes, it was because of my bad eye. I have one good eye, with twenty vision... 76 00:05:48,551 --> 00:05:51,430 ...and another bad eye with an extreme lack of vision. 77 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:55,060 I am short-sighted and long-sighted. I wrote a letter explaining it, but... 78 00:05:55,393 --> 00:05:58,480 - Are you kidding? No? - Sure, live for the party. 79 00:05:58,855 --> 00:06:01,567 Imitate our ship setting sail without us towards the USA. 80 00:06:02,025 --> 00:06:05,029 - Oh, don't worry. We will catch it. - Will we catch it, when? 81 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:09,868 -When the saints parade... - When will you stop being silly? 82 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:13,330 - Honestly, we'll get away. - Oh, sure. 83 00:06:13,997 --> 00:06:18,962 Sure, I can see Mackenzie-Smith now with his only eye giving you permission to go. 84 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:20,506 Well I can. 85 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:24,427 Look, humm, humm, humm. 86 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:30,099 Now speak, young man, without stuttering. Let's see what it is about... 87 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:31,685 What? What? 88 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,980 �Heavens, but that I should have said it before! 89 00:06:34,354 --> 00:06:38,484 Oh yes. Eviction Great Britain and leave my people alone. 90 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:42,364 - Don't encourage him, please. - He is the living portrait of the old man. 91 00:06:42,822 --> 00:06:47,245 Young men and gentlemen, your duty It's just doing your duty. 92 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:51,374 Do you understand it? Obey orders, That's what this whole situation is about. 93 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,670 Now, you must not understand them, We must not understand them. 94 00:06:56,254 --> 00:06:59,592 One or the other, if they understood them, They would be in Miami Beach with my mother. 95 00:07:00,509 --> 00:07:03,472 I mean, with your own mothers, well... Hey, what...? 96 00:07:08,144 --> 00:07:08,811 Continue. 97 00:07:10,438 --> 00:07:12,899 - Let's go. -Come on, guys. - At a brisk pace. 98 00:07:15,986 --> 00:07:17,654 We better get out of here, You'll find out in a minute... 99 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,617 - Ernie, put the patch on again. - For what? 100 00:07:20,784 --> 00:07:25,121 We go to the garage, we get a car, You sit in the back and I will be your driver. 101 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:26,998 What's wrong with you? Are you crazy or something? 102 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,667 Do you know what's happening to you? for impersonating an officer? 103 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:30,252 I am not going to impersonate an officer. 104 00:07:30,628 --> 00:07:32,338 Yeah, that's what I mean. I am going to impersonate an officer. 105 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:35,926 Listen, Ernie, it's dark out there, You have already seen how you deceived the captain. 106 00:07:36,093 --> 00:07:36,718 I don't care how he fooled... 107 00:07:36,843 --> 00:07:41,014 You sit behind carrying all that and I will be your driver, it's the same. 108 00:07:41,139 --> 00:07:43,976 You must be out of your mind, you didn't know how to drive. 109 00:07:44,227 --> 00:07:47,772 We do the impossible immediately. The incredible just takes a little longer. 110 00:07:48,023 --> 00:07:51,443 My answer is no. Unlikely, uncontrollable and unrealizable. 111 00:07:51,777 --> 00:07:52,904 No, no, no. 112 00:07:59,244 --> 00:08:00,162 Hey! 113 00:08:01,871 --> 00:08:03,040 Who goes there? 114 00:08:06,794 --> 00:08:09,965 Excuse me, sir. I didn't know you were visiting the camp, sir. 115 00:08:10,298 --> 00:08:13,052 But I have strict orders, sir. Your orders. 116 00:08:13,218 --> 00:08:14,303 No one can leave the camp. 117 00:08:14,719 --> 00:08:17,223 Good, sergeant. Hmm... Very good. 118 00:08:17,473 --> 00:08:21,019 But I just revoked the order and I warn you that I'm in a hurry. 119 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,855 Raise the barrier, behave well. 120 00:08:23,229 --> 00:08:24,815 I'm sorry, sir, but we must verify his identity. 121 00:08:25,315 --> 00:08:27,484 It's a simple formality. Can I see your papers, please? 122 00:08:27,819 --> 00:08:31,030 Damn inksucker! I have issues urgent at headquarters. 123 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:33,408 I don't have time to be playing soldiers. 124 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:34,910 You already know who I am. 125 00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:38,372 Raise the barrier or I'll tell you Tell my driver to knock her down! 126 00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:40,917 Open. 127 00:08:52,263 --> 00:08:53,849 You better step aside and I take the wheel. 128 00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:55,308 I owe you one, boy. 129 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:58,771 I must say that maybe it was you that of the coefficient of I85... 130 00:09:00,063 --> 00:09:01,398 I assumed it would be mine. 131 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:05,403 Listen, you better change the wheel before they come to help us. 132 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,281 Where have the damn ones gone? tools of this thing? 133 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:08,823 I don't even know where they put the engine. 134 00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:10,743 Give me a hand! Do you want, please? 135 00:09:10,993 --> 00:09:14,039 - I can't do that, I'm the general. - Yes, a little democrat! 136 00:09:14,456 --> 00:09:16,081 Stop worrying, no one has seen us. 137 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,960 Hey, I think I found the cat! Look... 138 00:09:24,051 --> 00:09:25,385 Do something! 139 00:09:29,848 --> 00:09:32,476 -Hurry up! - I think I found the fuse, look! 140 00:09:34,771 --> 00:09:35,730 Damn alarm! 141 00:09:37,232 --> 00:09:38,983 The cat! Remove that fuse! 142 00:09:42,321 --> 00:09:45,157 - Let me out, let me! - Move, the cat will put it...! 143 00:09:57,213 --> 00:10:01,092 Ahhh! Take that away from me...! 144 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,512 We have a transport at your disposal, sir. 145 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,515 Please come up. We'll take you to headquarters. 146 00:10:06,432 --> 00:10:09,811 I have a better idea... Take me to jail. 147 00:10:14,024 --> 00:10:16,317 Yes, yes. Remarkable resemblance to the general. 148 00:10:17,653 --> 00:10:19,363 But we must be absolutely safe. 149 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,950 The Nazis, I'm sorry to have to say, They have escaped. 150 00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:25,580 They have slipped through our fingers again despite precautions throughout the area. 151 00:10:26,122 --> 00:10:30,501 Colonel, we both know that the 402 plan It is our last resort. 152 00:10:30,835 --> 00:10:33,796 And I think we finally have the man that will allow us to carry out said plan. 153 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:36,633 Ya... Have you read that guy's report? 154 00:10:37,092 --> 00:10:40,805 He is hypochondriacal, depressive, whiny, has flat feet... 155 00:10:41,221 --> 00:10:43,475 But he managed to deceive to the guard sergeant. 156 00:10:43,808 --> 00:10:45,894 It is not relevant, It was only for a few seconds. 157 00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:48,731 Colonel, We are both in Intelligence. 158 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:52,526 And we both understand that In times of war things are achieved... 159 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,489 ...that in time of peace They would fail miserably. 160 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:58,951 - That's true. - And the stupidest ones succeed sometimes. 161 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,870 Maybe you're right. I'll tell you what we're going to do. 162 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:05,249 We will take Private Williams in the presence of the general... 163 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,503 ...and we will let him be himself who decides on the case. 164 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:12,549 -The general in person? - From you, Americans, we have learned... 165 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:15,345 ...that the higher you throw the ball, It takes longer to get back to you. 166 00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:25,107 Our code name for this guy it will be "Dead Pigeon". 167 00:11:26,525 --> 00:11:27,567 Gosh, did he hear me? 168 00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:41,250 Very good, corporal. We'll take it from here. 169 00:11:43,418 --> 00:11:44,128 Hello. 170 00:11:49,217 --> 00:11:51,846 Sir Laurence, This is project 402. 171 00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,019 Holy Heaven. 172 00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:03,150 Oh please don't be impressed for your deplorable appearance, sir. 173 00:12:03,359 --> 00:12:05,152 Our services have studied you carefully, sir. 174 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:07,738 This man has a fabulous talent for imitations. 175 00:12:07,947 --> 00:12:09,574 Let's judge it to be sure. 176 00:12:09,991 --> 00:12:12,827 Move on, man. Go ahead! 177 00:12:13,912 --> 00:12:16,373 - Eh, yes, sir. - Roll over. 178 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:18,333 Faster! 179 00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:24,133 But I can't go faster, sir. If I go faster I'll end up dizzy, sir. 180 00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:25,717 - Turn around! - Yes, sir. 181 00:12:26,885 --> 00:12:30,724 It's congenital, sir. An allergic form of vertigo, sir. 182 00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:32,767 It is due to a deformation of the inner ear. 183 00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:35,312 A scientific problem that they have not been able to solve... 184 00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:37,230 ...and what I explained in the recognition doctor when they called me to... 185 00:12:37,564 --> 00:12:41,360 What pointless nonsense is that? Stop spinning! Stop! 186 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,030 Just in time, sir. 187 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,368 I admit that there is a certain physical resemblance... 188 00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:52,498 ...but I fear, however, that your brain is well below the normal coefficient. 189 00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,958 Oh, excuse me, we have subdued you to the most rigorous examination, 190 00:12:55,168 --> 00:12:58,714 and I can tell you that has passed all the tests. 191 00:12:59,507 --> 00:13:02,218 The imitation he does of you is surprising. I beg you not to decide right away. 192 00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:04,262 Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course. 193 00:13:06,388 --> 00:13:10,435 - Eh, what do you say this man's name is? - Williams, Private Ernest Williams. 194 00:13:11,102 --> 00:13:14,565 Oh yes, yes, of course. Hey, you... 195 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:20,113 Show me one of your amazing imitations of General Mackenzie-Smith. 196 00:13:22,908 --> 00:13:26,371 Would you mind putting out your cigarette, sir? I am allergic to tobacco. 197 00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:29,457 My... my sinusitis doesn't allow me tolerate certain odors. 198 00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:37,341 I explained it in the recognition, fourth paragraph, three... 199 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:41,304 Look, man, I don't have all day, General Eisenhower is waiting. 200 00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:45,183 Tell him not to do it, sir, I don't imitate him... him... him. 201 00:13:45,643 --> 00:13:47,061 I'm sick of incompetent idiots! 202 00:13:47,353 --> 00:13:50,898 "I give you 5 seconds to carry out my orders." or he will be ready to go out and be shot! 203 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:53,860 Or are you also allergic to that? 204 00:13:55,779 --> 00:13:57,030 I'm sick of incompetent idiots! 205 00:13:57,614 --> 00:14:02,245 "I give you 5 seconds to carry out my orders." or he will be ready to go out and be shot! 206 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,038 Or are you also allergic to that? 207 00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:11,715 Pretty good, boy, pretty good. 208 00:14:12,631 --> 00:14:14,593 I would say there is a remarkable resemblance. 209 00:14:15,469 --> 00:14:16,887 - Right, Somerset? - As you think, sir. 210 00:14:17,512 --> 00:14:19,765 Yes, I think so. My congratulations, dear friend. 211 00:14:21,851 --> 00:14:23,728 Yes, yes... Quite remarkable. 212 00:14:24,605 --> 00:14:25,898 I'll be damned if I don't think he will. 213 00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:28,400 "It means he won't shoot me." for imitating an officer? 214 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:31,196 Not me. Have they already explained your mission to you? 215 00:14:31,863 --> 00:14:34,532 - Our mission? - There was no time, sir... - Yes, we have to talk about many things... 216 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,701 But what are you talking about, gentlemen? I don't... don't... don't... 217 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,496 - Face. - Oh, excuse me, sir. 218 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,457 - Williams, he deserves a drink. - Oh, thank you, sir. 219 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,626 - What will you take? - Skimmed milk. 220 00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,669 - How? - I am on a diet without salt, without fat, 221 00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:47,505 rich in protein, light in calories and without cholesterol, sir. 222 00:14:47,672 --> 00:14:50,593 Enough man! If you try to get into my shoes I better learn to drink my brandy.. 223 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,344 Yes, sir. 224 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:54,472 I guess to imitate me I will wear an eye patch. 225 00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:57,600 Oh yes, sir. I think I take it stored here, sir, I have it... 226 00:14:58,351 --> 00:15:01,688 Oh no, it's Hitler's mustache. I dropped it in the mashed potatoes... 227 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:04,274 Oh, here it is, here... 228 00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:10,156 All officers They are arrested! 229 00:15:10,824 --> 00:15:12,867 �That's the wrong eye, incompetent idiot! 230 00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:14,954 A mistake like that could be tragic. 231 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,415 Oh, you see, sir, I have a good eye and another with very poor vision. 232 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,128 And when I imitate him I put on the patch in the bad eye to be able to see, 233 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:27,093 but if he insists I'll put it in good... good... bad... good eye, sir. 234 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,180 - Here is your glass, drink it. - Sir, I have a delicate liver... 235 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,183 There will be steel through if you don't drink it. 236 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,645 You see, alcohol causes my blood to a terrible dance of red blood cells... 237 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:40,024 Shut up, man, or I'll hang him for insubordination! 238 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:44,612 Eh, yes, sir, very good, sir. If that's what you really want, sir. 239 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,283 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 240 00:15:47,825 --> 00:15:50,829 I can't see things, If only I could move this... 241 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:54,373 Oh, look, huh... Am I wearing two patches, sir? 242 00:15:54,749 --> 00:15:57,587 �For heaven's sake, sick man, Drink your glass and get out of my sight! 243 00:15:57,961 --> 00:15:59,672 Eh, yes, sir... Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 244 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:02,926 I'll pick it up... Hey, hey... Excuse me, sir 245 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:06,512 - Excuse me... - You! - Yes, sir? 246 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:08,056 That's all. 247 00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:12,729 Take him to him and try to persuade him so that he deserts! 248 00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:15,940 - We're sorry about this, sir. - Yes, let's go, you're coming too. 249 00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:20,112 Top secret, sir. 250 00:16:25,826 --> 00:16:27,787 The enemy awaits the invasion here. 251 00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:30,749 At all costs we must confuse to the German high command... 252 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,584 regarding the disembarkation point. 253 00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:36,964 We now have an actor who looks like to Marshal Montgomery who is... 254 00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:40,719 in North Africa, to convince to the enemy that the attack will begin there. 255 00:16:41,637 --> 00:16:45,307 - Sounds great. - Thank you, Private Williams. Very kind. 256 00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:49,437 General MacKenzie-Smith inside Soon it will take off towards Yugoslavia. 257 00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:54,860 The 2nd front is ready there. He will travel in the greatest secrecy, disguised... 258 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:58,155 Disguised, for example, as simple american army soldier, 259 00:16:58,614 --> 00:17:00,283 Private Ernest Williams. 260 00:17:00,909 --> 00:17:04,372 I understand, and you pretend that I impersonate the general... 261 00:17:04,788 --> 00:17:08,334 ...so that the German high command believe that he is still in London. 262 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:09,752 It sounds great. 263 00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:11,713 Thank you, sir, very kind. 264 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:17,178 I've thought about it a little better, sir, and I don't think I want this job. I desert. 265 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:18,887 How? 266 00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:23,560 Doing it for friends is one thing, but in real life, day after day... 267 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,107 I'm not even English. Honestly, I couldn't do it. 268 00:17:28,858 --> 00:17:31,820 In that case, soldier, prepare his court-martial immediately. 269 00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:33,113 Thank you, sir... 270 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,449 Eh... A court martial, sir? A court martial... 271 00:17:36,783 --> 00:17:38,994 Impersonate an officer In time of war it is a serious matter. 272 00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:40,663 Well, uh... When will they do that? 273 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,082 I think this guy is right after all. 274 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:44,792 How could an American convince anyone that is English? 275 00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:47,629 -Who gave you that idea? - You did, of course. 276 00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:50,257 Uh, sir, it's the first time That a colonel listens to a soldier, sir. 277 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:54,345 I mean, after thinking about it I think There is no one but me who could do it, sir. 278 00:17:54,679 --> 00:17:56,056 - You don't believe it? - No, sir. - It's very interesting. - Yes, sir. 279 00:17:56,431 --> 00:17:59,310 Actually, on the surface maybe he looks American, 280 00:17:59,727 --> 00:18:02,229 but I have ancestors from London on my father's side... 281 00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:04,523 ...and maybe a couple too on the mother's side. 282 00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:07,485 Can you believe I play to cricket every week? 283 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:12,407 (Speaks unintelligibly) 284 00:18:14,242 --> 00:18:15,995 Can you explain to me what you are talking about? 285 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,001 Eh, well I don't know, sir, but it will do the job. 286 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:24,839 In that case, my friend, I am happy to inform you that it is yours. 287 00:18:25,423 --> 00:18:27,007 - You don't have to worry about anything. - Really? 288 00:18:27,258 --> 00:18:28,718 - We will provide you with good makeup. - Makeup? 289 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:31,679 We will dye his hair and subject him to intensive training. 290 00:18:32,264 --> 00:18:35,100 I will study the general's accent, the looks, the friends, everything you need. 291 00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:37,811 When we're done, Not only will he look like the general... 292 00:18:37,937 --> 00:18:39,397 ...but will act and think like him. 293 00:18:39,523 --> 00:18:40,815 - And will I drink like him? - I'm afraid it will be necessary. 294 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,070 But I can't do that, I'm a fat-free diet, high in protein, 295 00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:47,281 low in cholesterol, low in calories, I already mentioned it before. 296 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:51,662 We will cross the bridge of alcohol when we arrive. See you around. 297 00:18:52,037 --> 00:18:54,623 I want you both to know that I am very happy to be able to do something... 298 00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:58,460 ...to help the government of the people, by the people and for the people... 299 00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:03,299 - ...although before it seemed like he was deserting. - Thank you, honestly. 300 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,556 7 years ago, our ancestors They supplied the promised land... 301 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,352 ...a low calorie cheese which is the only salvation... 302 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:20,862 - Didn't you think it would be better to warn him? - Warn him about what? 303 00:19:21,571 --> 00:19:24,657 What do German spies do? with impunity in our headquarters? 304 00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:28,412 "And what" on 3 occasions Have they tried to kill MacKenzie-Smith? 305 00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,708 Maybe it's okay to save the life of a general but... 306 00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:34,168 ...I don't agree with American systems. 307 00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:37,463 I believe that a soldier who is trusted such a mission should be informed... 308 00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:40,592 ...of the whole truth and be a volunteer. 309 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,389 In three years of military service, Private Ernest William... 310 00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:47,976 ...he never volunteered for anything, including volleyball. 311 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:52,440 My only regret is that I only have a life to give for his country. 312 00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:54,734 Consider it a gift to Britain. 313 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,821 Okay, Jeff, maybe you be right. Let's toast. 314 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,409 - For the martyrs. - For the martyrs. 315 00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:24,477 CREW MEETING ROOM. 316 00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:52,258 "I will need the car again" tonight, sir? 317 00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:56,847 Hmm, uh, uh, no, no. You may leave, Sergeant, thank you. 318 00:20:57,138 --> 00:20:59,433 Yes, sir. �I assume that as usual tonight, sir? 319 00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:03,438 - Eh, yes, yes, as usual, thank you. - Very good. 320 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,400 The general's driver has not shown up change account, good sign. 321 00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:07,818 Yes. 322 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,487 How is the contact lens doing? What have we done to him? 323 00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:13,741 At first it bothered me, but now I see perfectly. 324 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,201 Oh, good, good. 325 00:21:15,994 --> 00:21:19,540 Sir, can I keep the lens When is this work done? 326 00:21:20,207 --> 00:21:22,334 I can't imagine how could we take it away from him. 327 00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:24,754 By the way, Do you have the spare lens we gave you? 328 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,006 - Yes, yes. - Where is he? 329 00:21:26,298 --> 00:21:27,675 - I keep it right here. - Don't lose it. - Yes. 330 00:21:28,049 --> 00:21:30,094 - The general's room It is on the third floor. -Yes. 331 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:31,761 Sergeant Twickenham, Your trusted man awaits you. 332 00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:34,056 - Yes, sir. - He is informed of everything. - Yes, sir. 333 00:21:34,557 --> 00:21:36,726 - Tomorrow he will make his first public appearance. - Will that do? 334 00:21:37,184 --> 00:21:40,022 At the opening of the program of the American Red Cross center. 335 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,233 With General Zlinkov of the Red Army. 336 00:21:42,441 --> 00:21:44,861 - Don't forget to study your speech. - I won't forget it, sir. 337 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:46,529 - Tonight he will go on his own. - Yes, sir. 338 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,407 - Go straight up and don't talk to anyone. - It won't. 339 00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:50,700 Can I tell the elevator attendant What is my apartment number? 340 00:21:50,868 --> 00:21:51,660 - He knows it. - Oh, you know. 341 00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:52,912 - Good night, sir. - Oh, good night. 342 00:22:07,136 --> 00:22:10,515 Good evening, Twickenham. I said good night. 343 00:22:11,349 --> 00:22:12,768 Don't stay there, take my cap. 344 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,437 Fabulous! 345 00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:17,732 Pretty good, huh? You should have heard me at the airport. 346 00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:21,611 Hmm, men, We have a huge job to do... 347 00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:27,076 ...and I want to tell you that above all Of all the victories, there is nothing in the world... 348 00:22:27,535 --> 00:22:29,829 ...worth as much as an absolute discipline. 349 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:31,413 Pretty good, right? 350 00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:34,544 - The resemblance is absolutely extraordinary. - Is it? 351 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:36,086 - But let me suggest. - Oh, sure. 352 00:22:36,379 --> 00:22:37,504 - Shoulders back. - Shoulders back. 353 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:38,464 - Head upright. - Head upright. 354 00:22:38,881 --> 00:22:39,590 Not so much, sir. 355 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,053 He must limp a little on his left foot. Wounded in France. 356 00:22:43,511 --> 00:22:45,055 Oh, in Dunkirk? 357 00:22:45,429 --> 00:22:46,265 No sir, in Paris. 358 00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:48,809 The heels of a lady. The general was barefoot. 359 00:22:50,686 --> 00:22:51,688 But they have told me that he is married. 360 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,232 Yes, sir, your wife Lady Margaret It's lovely. 361 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,985 He is in Canada selling Defense Bonds. 362 00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,613 Oh, much better. I just have to remember keep your shoes on. 363 00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:09,834 - Good evening, Twickenham. - Good night, Stanhope. 364 00:23:12,712 --> 00:23:15,840 You forgot your wallet, sir. As usual. 365 00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:20,971 Yes, uh, thank you, thank you very much. Very kind, good evening. 366 00:23:21,555 --> 00:23:22,472 See you tomorrow. Thank you so much. 367 00:23:24,892 --> 00:23:27,186 I won't need your services tonight. Thank you once again. 368 00:23:30,315 --> 00:23:31,692 You can go back to the garage, sergeant. 369 00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:36,531 - It's been a hell of a night. - Yes, very bad, indeed. 370 00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:38,366 Have a good time, sergeant. 371 00:23:38,949 --> 00:23:41,578 Hurry, trot, gallop. Come on, turn around and leave. 372 00:23:42,412 --> 00:23:45,541 - What? What's wrong with you? - As usual. 373 00:23:47,544 --> 00:23:49,338 Sure, Larry... You are the general. 374 00:23:49,922 --> 00:23:52,841 Yes, of course. I have to check that absolutely nothing is missing. 375 00:23:54,384 --> 00:23:57,388 - I hope you find everything in its place. - Good evening, sergeant. 376 00:23:59,265 --> 00:24:00,099 Good evening, general. 377 00:24:02,518 --> 00:24:05,647 - Sergeant, you have taken off your uniform! - As usual. 378 00:24:09,818 --> 00:24:13,281 Twickenham! Twickenham! 379 00:24:16,911 --> 00:24:19,121 What's wrong with you tonight, honey? 380 00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:24,169 - I find you somewhat cold, don't I? - Cold? 381 00:24:24,962 --> 00:24:28,258 Yes, yes, that's it. I just caught a cold. 382 00:24:31,843 --> 00:24:33,513 You better leave, it can be contagious. 383 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:35,974 I know a lovely remedy to fight the cold. 384 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:37,977 Or have you forgotten? 385 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,733 You have been very distant tonight In the car, honey. 386 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:48,948 I hope you are not angry about Thursday night. 387 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:51,075 Not completely, not even a little. 388 00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:55,789 No, I'm not angry, whatever. Not even because of Wednesday morning. 389 00:24:56,415 --> 00:24:57,666 Wednesday morning? 390 00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:09,138 Larry, you're a crazy fool! 391 00:25:13,976 --> 00:25:16,438 Ah, you haven't changed one bit. 392 00:25:37,211 --> 00:25:39,380 "Do you think you really know a remedy for the common cold? 393 00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:41,049 I wouldn't doubt it for a moment, sir. 394 00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:45,596 - I must study my speech tomorrow. - I tried to warn him, but... 395 00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:49,935 - Yes, well, what should I do? - It is not wise to arouse your suspicions, 396 00:25:50,352 --> 00:25:53,188 think that the general has very good reputation among the ladies. 397 00:25:53,855 --> 00:25:56,233 I know, but I'm on a salt-free diet, fat-free, rich in protein, 398 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:57,652 light in calories and cholesterol-free. 399 00:25:58,402 --> 00:26:02,074 You have to get me out of here. Tell him something. The first thing that comes to mind. 400 00:26:02,574 --> 00:26:04,200 I'm reviewing, They called me from a secret meeting. 401 00:26:04,618 --> 00:26:05,869 Whatever, it doesn't matter, I have to get out of this. 402 00:26:08,497 --> 00:26:13,169 - Don't tell me she's a friend to you. - Oh, no, sir. I would like that, sir. 403 00:26:18,634 --> 00:26:22,180 - It's Lady. Margaret, the general's wife. - Lady. Margaret? 404 00:26:22,930 --> 00:26:24,890 You told me he was in Canada on a bond tour. 405 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:28,478 - He must have sold them all. - But what kind of war is this? 406 00:26:29,604 --> 00:26:31,107 It is preferable to fight against the Germans. 407 00:26:31,565 --> 00:26:34,652 Take care of Lady Margaret, while I I take care of the cold specialist. 408 00:26:37,739 --> 00:26:39,283 Sergeant, sergeant! Where...? 409 00:26:40,450 --> 00:26:42,245 Sergeant? I said sergeant... Where is it? 410 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,581 - In your bathroom. - Where? Ah! 411 00:26:53,882 --> 00:26:54,550 Honey! 412 00:26:58,054 --> 00:27:00,349 - You are an impetuous beast. - I'm sorry, but... 413 00:27:00,807 --> 00:27:04,394 ...my wife just arrived, have a good time. See you around. 414 00:27:05,771 --> 00:27:09,734 -But what am I supposed to do? - Hey, eh, get out of the bathroom and get into your clothes. 415 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,779 Exit through the window and enter the ladder of fires to the street. As usual. 416 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,286 Larry. 417 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:23,751 Meggy! 418 00:27:25,794 --> 00:27:29,674 You don't know how happy I am that you are back, little one. 419 00:27:30,884 --> 00:27:31,927 Am I not used to behaving like this? 420 00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:35,640 I'm so sorry, I mean, It must be fatigue, I guess. 421 00:27:36,556 --> 00:27:40,728 I felt very alone, you know? Just me and Ike and Monty... And Charly de Gaulle... 422 00:27:41,437 --> 00:27:43,314 Larry, you know that already I don't find you charming. 423 00:27:43,774 --> 00:27:46,234 I am very tired and I'm going to take a bath... 424 00:27:48,070 --> 00:27:49,363 - I was first. - What? 425 00:27:49,739 --> 00:27:52,492 I mean there is a tremendous problem with the plumbing. 426 00:27:52,867 --> 00:27:55,411 It broke down and I have no choice I have to repair it myself. 427 00:27:55,871 --> 00:27:59,124 �You realize that currently Are almost all plumbers spies? 428 00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,377 Very funny, isn't it? 429 00:28:01,711 --> 00:28:04,422 Well, I'll finish the repair right now. 430 00:28:07,509 --> 00:28:08,511 What's happening now, honey? 431 00:28:11,597 --> 00:28:15,476 Oh, don't hurry up tonight. Hurry up, at a brisk pace. 432 00:28:15,769 --> 00:28:19,106 Larry, what's wrong with you...? I find you different. 433 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,568 - I find you different. - Different? 434 00:28:23,111 --> 00:28:27,031 Yes, you have changed. You have lost all the passion, the poetry. 435 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:28,783 - Passion, poetry? - Sure. 436 00:28:29,118 --> 00:28:30,536 Yes. Good night, good night. 437 00:28:30,911 --> 00:28:33,706 Leaving is a great regret, but I must say goodbye until tomorrow. 438 00:28:33,915 --> 00:28:34,832 Oh, Larry. 439 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:38,461 In dreams I kiss your hand, but I also dream only of your nails. 440 00:28:38,795 --> 00:28:43,926 Now take a taxi, you better be ready at half past eight and don't be late. 441 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:47,013 I must be there when the orchestra start playing. 442 00:28:48,347 --> 00:28:50,726 Yes, here, here! 443 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,164 I'm sorry it took so long. It's been a little difficult. 444 00:29:09,663 --> 00:29:11,124 But it's already fixed. And your bathroom is ready... 445 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:14,502 ...I have prepared it for... ... left ready for... filled for... 446 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,589 Difficult language, isn't it? 447 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:21,345 - I'm very tired, I think I'll go to bed. - Oh, it's a good idea, absolutely, yes. 448 00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:26,768 Yes, I'm a little tired too. I think... I think I should go to bed. 449 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:30,605 - Come here Larry, come. - For what? 450 00:29:31,064 --> 00:29:34,068 To talk to you. I have been in Canada for two long months. 451 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:34,984 Yes. 452 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,118 How was the harvest? in Toronto this season? 453 00:29:42,619 --> 00:29:45,580 Wonderful. And how is your dear mother? 454 00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:50,836 Mother... Oh, it's very good, glorious, enjoying, happy, exultant. 455 00:29:51,003 --> 00:29:53,172 Yesterday I received a letter from you. 456 00:29:53,923 --> 00:29:57,052 Dear Larry, your mother He died about two years ago. 457 00:29:58,929 --> 00:30:01,015 Hey, the mail goes terribly slow lately. 458 00:30:01,265 --> 00:30:05,812 You know, the snowfall, the setbacks, the traffic, the traffic lights that don't let you pass... 459 00:30:06,313 --> 00:30:10,693 -Who are you? What are you doing here? - I'm a chicken and I'm leaving now. 460 00:30:11,235 --> 00:30:13,697 - Twickenham! - Twickenham! Twickenham! 461 00:30:14,071 --> 00:30:14,990 - Twickenham! - Twickenham! 462 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:16,950 Here I am lady, sir! 463 00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:20,495 Forgive my boldness but I took the liberty of calling... 464 00:30:20,955 --> 00:30:23,666 ...to the military intelligence service. Colonel Somerset is on the phone... 465 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:27,713 - ...and I will explain everything to you. - I hope so. Don't lose sight of it. 466 00:30:35,471 --> 00:30:36,848 I think I haven't managed to fool her. 467 00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:41,145 Don't worry, sir, the general He has never achieved it either. 468 00:30:42,521 --> 00:30:46,150 Larry is where? Yes, I have returned unexpectedly. 469 00:30:46,775 --> 00:30:49,613 402 Plan? Dead pigeon? 470 00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:52,449 What is supposed What should that soldier do? 471 00:30:55,493 --> 00:30:58,706 Oh no, Colonel Somerset. Are you serious? Does he know? 472 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,461 I think it's totally unfair, They should have told him. 473 00:31:04,504 --> 00:31:07,133 Yes, colonel, if you say it is Top secret will not tell you. 474 00:31:08,258 --> 00:31:09,761 It's okay. I will do my best. 475 00:31:12,598 --> 00:31:14,098 Poor unfortunate fool. 476 00:31:16,935 --> 00:31:20,439 Lift them up. I'm sorry, sir, But it's what she asked me. 477 00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:22,232 - That will be all, Twickenham. - Yes, ma'am. 478 00:31:24,861 --> 00:31:27,406 I'm sorry, but I didn't know If you had been warned... 479 00:31:27,697 --> 00:31:29,867 ...or if I should try to convince her that I was Larry or... 480 00:31:30,534 --> 00:31:32,787 I understand it. You can put your hands down. 481 00:31:33,663 --> 00:31:34,122 Thank you. 482 00:31:35,165 --> 00:31:39,294 Hey, I wouldn't want to be a bother, I can sleep outside on the couch. 483 00:31:40,253 --> 00:31:41,004 You can close the door. 484 00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:44,509 No, I must contribute to the deception. Sleep in Larry's bed, too. 485 00:31:46,219 --> 00:31:47,095 Are you sure it will be okay? 486 00:31:48,597 --> 00:31:49,682 I still have the gun, soldier. 487 00:31:51,892 --> 00:31:56,147 I hope you forgive my clumsiness, I had never met a lady before. 488 00:31:56,897 --> 00:32:01,027 I mean, I had met ladies, but never to a lady lady. 489 00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:09,538 I assumed they were wearing a crown, or a halo, or something like that. 490 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:11,999 Oh, I haven't worn a halo in years. 491 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,505 You must take me for a fool. Lady Margaret... 492 00:32:18,924 --> 00:32:22,761 ...I have a curiosity, Did I play my role well to deceive her? 493 00:32:23,470 --> 00:32:26,640 Well, not permanently, I mean Yes I got it in the first meeting. 494 00:32:27,725 --> 00:32:31,438 It was when he made his first mistake, Larry hasn't kissed me in years. 495 00:32:31,896 --> 00:32:32,480 Doesn't it? 496 00:32:33,231 --> 00:32:35,318 As for the other women, He never took the trouble to hide. 497 00:32:37,445 --> 00:32:40,282 Well, that could be a result of an inferiority complex. 498 00:32:41,575 --> 00:32:43,035 It would mean that actually he loves him very much. 499 00:32:44,161 --> 00:32:47,582 I would like to be able to forgive, but I'm back from Canada... 500 00:32:48,041 --> 00:32:51,377 ...to ask Larry for a divorce. Be a war hero or not. 501 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:58,552 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you just need to see a psychoanalyst. 502 00:32:59,638 --> 00:33:03,850 My uncle hated my aunt, He went to a psychoanalyst for six months. 503 00:33:04,643 --> 00:33:07,063 At 25 dollars a visit, and he fell in love with her again. 504 00:33:08,189 --> 00:33:08,898 - Really? - Yes. 505 00:33:09,732 --> 00:33:11,777 But he ran out of money and she got divorced. 506 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:17,783 Ah, I don't know why I tell you all this, It has nothing to do with your situation. 507 00:33:20,077 --> 00:33:23,498 It's supposed to deceive to Larry's friends. It won't be easy for you. 508 00:33:23,998 --> 00:33:26,751 - He has many things to learn. - Oh, I've learned a lot. 509 00:33:27,211 --> 00:33:28,504 -Yes? - Yes, at headquarters. 510 00:33:29,004 --> 00:33:31,257 They showed me movies and newsreels where he appears. 511 00:33:31,674 --> 00:33:35,011 - I have also read biographies and practiced. - Practiced? 512 00:33:35,261 --> 00:33:37,764 Yes, to limp and to handle the cane like him. 513 00:33:38,306 --> 00:33:40,100 And I've set a mark to know Where should I wear the patch. 514 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,480 - Larry doesn't need that patch any more than you do. - Don't you need it? 515 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:51,238 He wears it simply because that eye gives him away after 4 or 5 brandies. Your usual ration. 516 00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:58,121 I don't like officers like that. They think they win the war. 517 00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:03,252 - You will win it, Private Williams. - No, not me. 518 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:07,382 I'm not doing too much. It will be over in a few days. 519 00:34:08,466 --> 00:34:09,968 - Or less. - Huh? 520 00:34:11,803 --> 00:34:15,057 - I think you should sleep because you may need it. - Yes. 521 00:34:17,184 --> 00:34:21,732 - Good night, Madam. - Good evening, project 402. 522 00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:26,696 A Brooklyn man recalled a perfect gentleman all night. 523 00:34:27,696 --> 00:34:29,531 Oh, and he sent his uncle to the psychologist. 524 00:34:57,189 --> 00:35:04,405 (Read in Russian) 525 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,952 - What did I say? - My dear Marshal Zlinkov said... 526 00:35:09,244 --> 00:35:12,081 ...it's been a long time since that we had fun together in Moscow. 527 00:35:12,665 --> 00:35:15,460 -His accent is excellent. - Yes, I have mastered this phrase perfectly. 528 00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:17,712 But let's suppose who asks me something else in Russian, 529 00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:19,964 I can't talk all the time from the old days in Moscow... 530 00:35:20,465 --> 00:35:23,010 I will sit next to him and he will hit him to make him answer. 531 00:35:23,636 --> 00:35:26,223 One for "Niet" which means no, two for "Dah" which means yes, 532 00:35:26,514 --> 00:35:28,600 three for "Mushap bit" which means maybe. 533 00:35:28,767 --> 00:35:30,018 Three for "Mushap bit" which means maybe. 534 00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:31,269 We are approaching the place. 535 00:35:31,478 --> 00:35:36,651 One for "Niet" which means "Dah"... One for "Dah"... Two "Niet" meaning... 536 00:35:36,985 --> 00:35:39,404 - Here, a brandy will calm your nerves. - No thanks, I don't... 537 00:35:39,697 --> 00:35:42,032 - You don't have a yogurt, do you? - A yogurt? 538 00:35:42,157 --> 00:35:43,325 - Yes. - No. 539 00:35:43,534 --> 00:35:44,702 Then drink the brandy alone. 540 00:35:44,952 --> 00:35:46,537 Two for "Mushap bit"... 541 00:35:46,871 --> 00:35:49,249 There is no reason to worry, I know the speech by heart. 542 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:53,129 When everyone arrives, they will applaud, When you get on the platform everyone will applaud. 543 00:35:53,754 --> 00:35:58,050 I release my speech and everyone will applaud, and when he gets back to the car everyone will applaud. 544 00:35:59,218 --> 00:36:02,347 And to think that a few weeks ago I was peeling potatoes, in a bad way. 545 00:36:03,432 --> 00:36:06,018 - We're done. - Twick, we're here. 546 00:36:06,685 --> 00:36:09,105 Twickenham, It's not time to sleep. 547 00:36:09,313 --> 00:36:11,775 I have to remember the "Niet" and from the "Mushap bit"... Twickenham! 548 00:36:12,568 --> 00:36:13,401 Twickenham, say something! 549 00:36:15,863 --> 00:36:17,531 Lady. Margaret. They are quickly cheering him. 550 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,075 - Well, tell them to stop. - What's wrong? 551 00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:21,244 Twickenham is dead, There will be no more "Mushap bit". 552 00:36:21,661 --> 00:36:23,330 - We were expecting something like that. -Yes? - Yes, yes. 553 00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:28,461 Poor Twickenham, I warned him, do you know? He drank too much. 554 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:31,965 - The drink, I think. - But he had a good complexion. 555 00:36:33,216 --> 00:36:35,635 Even so, he had fibrosis in his liver and the weak heart. 556 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,012 Surely no more than me... 557 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,473 Well you never know Who will be next, right? 558 00:36:39,891 --> 00:36:40,600 Sometimes yes. 559 00:36:41,059 --> 00:36:43,144 We take care of him. You continue, they are waiting for you. Good luck. 560 00:36:43,311 --> 00:36:46,440 - If I had followed a regime if I left... - I don't think that would have helped him. 561 00:36:47,024 --> 00:36:49,151 But I can't go up there, look what a crowd. 562 00:36:49,651 --> 00:36:52,404 - Can't you? - You know, you can fool some people for a while... 563 00:36:52,821 --> 00:36:55,909 ...and also many for a while, but the first one who finds out shoots me. 564 00:37:09,758 --> 00:37:11,969 I want to welcome you on behalf of the North American Army... 565 00:37:12,136 --> 00:37:17,100 ...and our illustrious guests, the Marshal Gregory Zlinkova of the Russian Army... 566 00:37:17,684 --> 00:37:21,480 ...and General Sir Lawrence MacKenzie-Smith of the British General Staff. 567 00:37:24,983 --> 00:37:27,027 We meet here on the eve of the invasion... 568 00:37:27,237 --> 00:37:29,155 ...with you, the men who inspired the attack... 569 00:37:29,489 --> 00:37:34,161 ...to announce that today a new way to donate blood to provide... 570 00:37:34,411 --> 00:37:38,750 (Speaks in Russian) 571 00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:41,085 No, no. No, marshal, It is not necessary on your part... 572 00:37:41,503 --> 00:37:42,546 (Speaks in Russian) 573 00:37:43,672 --> 00:37:45,383 General MacKenzie-Smith, you speak the language of the marshal, 574 00:37:45,632 --> 00:37:49,470 explain to your friend which is a mere demonstration, 575 00:37:49,638 --> 00:37:51,222 we are not going to take no blood sample. 576 00:37:51,557 --> 00:37:52,891 - Eh, I mean... Marshal... - "Dah"? 577 00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:54,268 - Uh... "Niet" - "Dah" 578 00:37:54,601 --> 00:37:56,729 - No, no... "niet." - (Speaks in Russian) 579 00:37:57,229 --> 00:38:02,068 - Eh, then "Mushap bit". - (Speaks in Russian) 580 00:38:04,696 --> 00:38:09,785 I think he, uh... Remember our entertainment in Moscow. 581 00:38:10,494 --> 00:38:11,996 What is this for? 582 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:18,545 - Ready sir? - Hey, "Dah." 583 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:26,263 (Speaks in Russian) 584 00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:29,308 Continue. 585 00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:33,438 Guys, we have good news. After intense research... 586 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:35,315 ...the medical service of the North American Army... 587 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:38,693 ...will provide its allies with great discovery of medical science. 588 00:38:39,235 --> 00:38:44,993 Those two enemies of the landings, the dizziness and the cold have been defeated. 589 00:38:45,451 --> 00:38:49,998 An injection of D-104 serum and the dizziness disappears instantly. 590 00:38:50,374 --> 00:38:51,167 (Speaks in Russian) 591 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,753 No, no, marshal. It's for enlisted men. 592 00:38:54,295 --> 00:38:56,881 (Speaks in Russian) 593 00:39:06,725 --> 00:39:11,356 We have also developed the E604 vaccine against colds. 594 00:39:11,899 --> 00:39:12,483 How is he? 595 00:39:12,857 --> 00:39:17,154 Knights, never the army He had such distinguished guinea pigs. 596 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:18,698 - "Spasiva" - It's not that big of a deal. 597 00:39:19,532 --> 00:39:22,369 - Ready, sir? - Ready? Oh yes... 598 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,707 - Oh, yes, allow me... - No, sir, this is on the arm. 599 00:39:26,123 --> 00:39:27,083 Oh, I'm so sorry. 600 00:39:31,296 --> 00:39:34,799 Do it with... with... gently... Oh...wow... 601 00:39:44,687 --> 00:39:47,857 (Speaks in Russian) 602 00:39:51,652 --> 00:39:56,701 Men of the invasion forces, the hero of Dunkirk, El Alamein and Tobruk, 603 00:39:56,992 --> 00:39:59,245 the general Sir Lawrence MacKenzie-Smith. 604 00:40:03,417 --> 00:40:10,299 How are you guys? Guys, no more common colds. 605 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,804 No more disconcerting dizziness. 606 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:23,189 You, the vanguard of the invasion when you disembark from your ships... 607 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,362 ...you will be so healthy and so fit... 608 00:40:29,112 --> 00:40:34,118 ...that your condition will be one complete surprise for the German troops. 609 00:40:35,453 --> 00:40:37,955 And I will end by saying to our heroic allies... 610 00:40:38,581 --> 00:40:41,585 Hip-hip... Sorry. 611 00:40:41,877 --> 00:40:42,711 Hip-hip... 612 00:40:57,186 --> 00:40:58,939 I'm afraid I'm not a great cook, 613 00:40:59,146 --> 00:41:00,899 but this is the best What can I do without Twickenham. 614 00:41:01,316 --> 00:41:02,067 Twickenham! 615 00:41:02,609 --> 00:41:06,155 It has been the fastest case of death for fibrosis that I have ever seen in my life. 616 00:41:06,656 --> 00:41:09,200 And what do you tell me about that bullet? straight to my head? 617 00:41:09,826 --> 00:41:12,078 Well... well it was very close. 618 00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:13,997 - Does... know what I believe? - What? 619 00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:17,835 - I think someone has a thing for me. - Bet on that probability. 620 00:41:19,421 --> 00:41:21,171 You are the only one who cares about me. 621 00:41:21,923 --> 00:41:23,676 What kind of job Have you been ordered tomorrow? 622 00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:26,804 They want me to cross Trafalgar Square in an open car. 623 00:41:27,346 --> 00:41:30,057 And they want me to sit in the back seat so that people can see me and cheer me. 624 00:41:30,517 --> 00:41:31,475 I'm a symbol, you know? 625 00:41:33,269 --> 00:41:35,147 - You're a target. - A what? 626 00:41:35,564 --> 00:41:39,026 A white, sitting duck. Do you know what your code name is? 627 00:41:39,276 --> 00:41:41,863 - No, which one? - Dead pigeon. - Dead what? 628 00:41:42,488 --> 00:41:46,535 The German Secret Service tries to kill to my husband and you have taken his place. 629 00:41:47,369 --> 00:41:50,330 Oh, no, no, no. He is in Yugoslavia, opening the second front. 630 00:41:50,789 --> 00:41:55,253 All English troops go to Yugoslavia because they say that if they go to Yugoslavia... 631 00:41:55,587 --> 00:41:59,466 ...all troops will be able to attack behind the... behind the Danube... 632 00:42:01,302 --> 00:42:02,428 Dead pigeon? 633 00:42:02,637 --> 00:42:06,349 "You know why we're having that party tonight to Larry's old friends from the regiment.? 634 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:09,102 No. It refers to the first MacKenzie's Scottish Regiment? 635 00:42:09,979 --> 00:42:10,563 No. 636 00:42:10,937 --> 00:42:14,609 They have discovered that the head of the Service Secreto Aleman is one of the officers. 637 00:42:15,318 --> 00:42:18,863 And tonight they have invited everyone to see which of them tries to kill him. 638 00:42:19,405 --> 00:42:22,534 Oh... I'm sorry, I have to go right away. 639 00:42:22,951 --> 00:42:24,079 PROJECT 402 TOP SECRET 640 00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:27,248 I give you back my patch, sir. And my mustache. 641 00:42:27,665 --> 00:42:30,711 I forgot that they were so cold-blooded. But they're pretty smart, huh? 642 00:42:31,044 --> 00:42:34,924 If they don't finish me off tonight at the party, You can try it tomorrow in Trafalgar Square. 643 00:42:35,132 --> 00:42:39,429 You can take all your badges, I'd rather be a soldier on the front lines under enemy fire. 644 00:42:39,846 --> 00:42:42,767 Well, don't take it literally, sir. 645 00:42:43,309 --> 00:42:46,186 Sorry Colonel Somerset. I guess I've broken your security... 646 00:42:46,437 --> 00:42:47,772 ...but I couldn't allow to do that to him. 647 00:42:48,481 --> 00:42:52,902 It's okay, I understand how you feel, Of course it was a military necessity. 648 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:55,572 But there has been a change in the situation. 649 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:59,034 - What, have they changed for knives? - No. 650 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,747 I'm sorry to have to give you this news, Lady. Margaret, under these circumstances. 651 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,334 What is it, Colonel Somerset? 652 00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:10,005 The plane that was supposedly transporting General MacKenzie-Smith to Yugoslavia... 653 00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:13,176 ...I had to take him to headquarters of the invasion forces in Kent. 654 00:43:13,885 --> 00:43:16,096 I had to make a wide detour to confuse the enemy. 655 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:20,977 Reports say it has been shot down over the Channel by a Messerschmitt 909. 656 00:43:21,436 --> 00:43:24,940 Everyone is lost, including, I'm afraid, her husband. 657 00:43:27,901 --> 00:43:30,780 You have my most sincere condolences, Lady. Margaret. 658 00:43:33,031 --> 00:43:36,912 - Is it okay? - Yes, thank you, I'm fine. 659 00:43:40,415 --> 00:43:44,086 It's strange, now I can only remember the good times. 660 00:43:48,133 --> 00:43:50,010 You will understand that our plans They have changed completely. 661 00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,889 The sad death of the general before having completed... 662 00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:55,850 ...the preparation of the disembarkation creates a delay of several weeks, 663 00:43:56,393 --> 00:43:57,728 but the Germans must not know that. 664 00:43:58,187 --> 00:44:00,898 That's why he must be at the party tonight with the general's old regiment. 665 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,651 Don't you both know that someone Will someone from the party try to kill me? 666 00:44:03,818 --> 00:44:04,777 - We are sure of it. - Oh... 667 00:44:05,070 --> 00:44:06,154 But that's what it does make all this work. 668 00:44:06,488 --> 00:44:07,823 - Oh, well... -When he exposes himself... 669 00:44:08,198 --> 00:44:10,200 ...will give us the opportunity to discover the German spy. 670 00:44:10,658 --> 00:44:12,660 I see, before or after Why did you try to kill me? 671 00:44:12,995 --> 00:44:15,414 Oh, before, naturally. We hope so. 672 00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:19,377 I love parties but I like to come home later. 673 00:44:19,753 --> 00:44:21,630 Under the circumstances, Williams, The decision must be yours. 674 00:44:21,881 --> 00:44:23,548 - Thank you. - This is not an order. 675 00:44:23,758 --> 00:44:24,674 Oh, well in that case... 676 00:44:25,009 --> 00:44:27,720 But you must understand that thousands of allied lives depend on you. 677 00:44:28,346 --> 00:44:29,305 Well, in that case... 678 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,058 We can order you something which could be like a suicide. 679 00:44:32,351 --> 00:44:33,351 Well, in that case... 680 00:44:33,727 --> 00:44:35,604 We risk our honor of the North American Army. 681 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:36,897 Well, in that case... 682 00:44:37,023 --> 00:44:39,692 - Williams, what do you say? - Help! 683 00:45:01,509 --> 00:45:04,178 Come on, and don't forget that your life is in danger. Be careful. 684 00:45:06,557 --> 00:45:07,808 Be careful but be cheerful. 685 00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:10,310 Don't trust anyone. 686 00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:12,731 You can trust me. 687 00:45:15,442 --> 00:45:17,194 Remember, if you want to convince them that he is the real Larry... 688 00:45:17,652 --> 00:45:18,362 How is it? 689 00:45:18,862 --> 00:45:20,531 How are you? Hello boy. 690 00:45:20,698 --> 00:45:21,991 ...before nightfall He will be damn drunk. 691 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,413 - Then we will have a family fight. -How are you? 692 00:45:26,997 --> 00:45:30,167 - And we will slap each other. - I couldn't do that. 693 00:45:30,876 --> 00:45:33,087 - You must try. -How are you? 694 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:36,842 Lady. Margaret. If something were to happen to me tonight, 695 00:45:37,717 --> 00:45:41,054 I want you to know that these have been the two happiest days of my entire life. 696 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,431 Nothing will happen to him. 697 00:46:13,550 --> 00:46:18,556 And there was General Biff Proningham with only one chocolate to play with, and I... 698 00:46:20,934 --> 00:46:21,726 Forgive me. 699 00:46:24,146 --> 00:46:26,190 Excuse me, who is the gentleman? who I just greeted? 700 00:46:27,441 --> 00:46:28,318 Ah, it's Captain Patterson. 701 00:46:28,818 --> 00:46:31,321 He was in the Scottish MacKenzies, a simple acquaintance of Larry. 702 00:46:31,904 --> 00:46:33,490 - He's a climber, I think. -Yes? 703 00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:35,492 He was in the Middle East, I don't know much more about him. 704 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:39,414 All the better, because I can't retain so many stories. 705 00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:42,334 - A drink? - No, thanks. - No, thanks. 706 00:46:43,502 --> 00:46:44,711 Wait a moment, sergeant. 707 00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:53,763 That's General Brown Wiffingham, in command of the Southampton base. 708 00:46:54,973 --> 00:46:56,808 Ah yes, I recognize him for the regiment photo. 709 00:46:57,685 --> 00:47:00,522 We are supposed to be good friends and we played croquet together, right? 710 00:47:01,564 --> 00:47:03,524 India, Salong, Malta and everything in between. 711 00:47:04,150 --> 00:47:09,406 He calls me... He calls me Pinky and I call him Puffy. It's annoying, right? 712 00:47:10,031 --> 00:47:12,493 Oh, you find it very funny, but it doesn't drive you crazy either. 713 00:47:15,247 --> 00:47:16,914 - Hello Pinky! - Puffy! 714 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:19,209 -How's that going, scoundrel? - How's Penelope, how are the kids? 715 00:47:19,752 --> 00:47:22,171 �You have not received my letter from New Delhi? 716 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,591 Oh yes. Friend, I'm so sorry. 717 00:47:25,091 --> 00:47:26,426 - What does he regret? - I, I mean... 718 00:47:26,968 --> 00:47:28,344 - I was glad. - And why? 719 00:47:29,053 --> 00:47:31,473 I collect stamps, you know. 720 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:38,398 You are terrible, I could explode your head and you would continue telling jokes. 721 00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:41,818 - My head explode? - Excuse me. 722 00:47:45,907 --> 00:47:48,035 Good evening, Colonel Somerset. I appreciate you coming. 723 00:47:48,577 --> 00:47:51,205 It's a pleasure, Lady. Margaret. By the way, I don't think they know my wife. 724 00:47:51,579 --> 00:47:52,831 -How is he? -How is he? -How are you? 725 00:47:53,415 --> 00:47:55,376 - Are you doing well? - With an exploded head. 726 00:47:55,919 --> 00:47:58,588 We have intercepted a radio message, They changed their plans, I don't know what they will do. 727 00:47:59,672 --> 00:48:00,298 My head explode? 728 00:48:00,632 --> 00:48:03,177 No, no, no, I'm sure that they have no chance. 729 00:48:03,969 --> 00:48:07,223 Houston is down. I know to everyone up here. 730 00:48:07,556 --> 00:48:12,562 - Oh, honey, I hope you have a good time. - Oh, as usual. 731 00:48:14,606 --> 00:48:16,399 - What... what's wrong? - Lady Vivian. 732 00:48:21,155 --> 00:48:23,242 I hoped he wouldn't find out from the party but he has come. 733 00:48:23,951 --> 00:48:24,743 - Come on, we have to greet her. - Yes. 734 00:48:24,785 --> 00:48:25,536 - Come on, we have to greet her. - Yes. 735 00:48:29,999 --> 00:48:32,418 Well, Laurence, What do you have to say in your defense? 736 00:48:32,669 --> 00:48:34,003 My head explodes... 737 00:48:34,129 --> 00:48:35,839 - Oh, Aunt Vivian, I'm so sorry. - Aunt? 738 00:48:36,006 --> 00:48:38,259 You are Larry's favorite aunt and I forgot to invite her. 739 00:48:38,426 --> 00:48:41,053 Yes, an unforgivable oversight. My apologies dear aunt... 740 00:48:41,471 --> 00:48:45,183 - Aunt? You have never called me tita in your life. - Oh, don't I? 741 00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:49,397 - Old aunt is what you usually call me. - Yes, yes, old woman... 742 00:48:49,729 --> 00:48:51,607 I know you haven't told me invited on purpose! 743 00:48:52,066 --> 00:48:54,319 - Well, that's not true at all, tita... - Larry, what's wrong with you? 744 00:48:54,694 --> 00:48:56,571 What's wrong with me? Nothing's wrong with me, I'm fine... 745 00:48:56,697 --> 00:48:58,115 - Your eye doesn't blink. - Excuse me? 746 00:48:58,490 --> 00:49:01,493 You know that as soon as I appear in a room your eye starts blinking. 747 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,538 You see, maybe it's been late to come, I already notice it... 748 00:49:04,789 --> 00:49:09,335 There's something strange about you, Larry... I'm very sure of it! 749 00:49:10,171 --> 00:49:14,592 You see aunt, I say old aunt, I'm not very fit... 750 00:49:14,926 --> 00:49:16,803 - No, I've already noticed. - Yes... 751 00:49:17,637 --> 00:49:19,473 - Where is your glass? - My glass? 752 00:49:19,848 --> 00:49:22,268 - But I can't, I'm at speed... - Don't be a bad boy. 753 00:49:22,852 --> 00:49:23,686 Where is the bar? 754 00:49:24,771 --> 00:49:25,812 - What's wrong? - What's wrong? 755 00:49:26,272 --> 00:49:27,565 My contact lens I launched it and I don't see anything... 756 00:49:27,691 --> 00:49:28,691 - You don't see anything at all? -Who are you? 757 00:49:29,026 --> 00:49:30,903 - Oh, dear, Somerset. - Oh, my head exploding. 758 00:49:31,277 --> 00:49:33,947 - It must have fallen under the table. - Everyone looks, throw an earring to hide. 759 00:49:34,365 --> 00:49:37,494 - Oh, I dropped an earring! - Oh, damn fool, I threw an earring at him! 760 00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:40,288 - Where is the table? - To your left, fool. 761 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,716 Come on kitten, give me that lens, I will buy you a moncle. 762 00:49:52,010 --> 00:49:53,888 Give it to me, give it to me. 763 00:49:54,930 --> 00:49:56,139 Who are you? A German spy? 764 00:50:33,182 --> 00:50:34,685 - Here it is. Have you found it? - Lady Vivian? 765 00:50:35,059 --> 00:50:37,104 I see that not. And the spare part that I provided? 766 00:50:37,604 --> 00:50:39,439 I left it in my room, but wait a minute. 767 00:50:39,565 --> 00:50:41,401 There is a car on the street that turns the lights on and off, 768 00:50:41,733 --> 00:50:42,943 I think it's a sign or... 769 00:50:43,319 --> 00:50:45,238 Don't worry about that, First you will go get your lens. 770 00:50:45,697 --> 00:50:46,656 - Yes, yes. - Meet with others. 771 00:50:46,948 --> 00:50:48,491 Oh, my, the cat... 772 00:50:51,203 --> 00:50:54,373 - Ah Larry, here you are. - Oh, ah... Major Houston? 773 00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:58,169 No, where have you been all the time? I have your drink ready. 774 00:50:58,628 --> 00:51:00,964 - But I'm not thirsty. - We'll drink together, I haven't seen you drink yet. 775 00:51:02,633 --> 00:51:04,177 Here, for the king... Here. 776 00:51:05,052 --> 00:51:05,887 For him... for the king! 777 00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:07,638 - For the king... - God bless you. 778 00:51:12,186 --> 00:51:13,228 - I must return... - Come back here! 779 00:51:15,063 --> 00:51:15,940 - For Scotland. - For Scotland. 780 00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:18,234 - Here. - For Scotland. - God bless her. 781 00:51:19,736 --> 00:51:26,368 Captain Patterson, everyone knows that Sir Laurence only smokes these. 782 00:51:30,414 --> 00:51:33,251 Pinky, you've always had good taste for cigarettes and for women. 783 00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:35,588 - Another toast. - Another toast. 784 00:51:36,088 --> 00:51:37,340 - By the regiment. - By the regiment. 785 00:51:37,799 --> 00:51:39,091 - Is it also in it? - No. 786 00:51:40,219 --> 00:51:41,844 - By the regiment. - By the regiment. 787 00:51:45,390 --> 00:51:51,356 The MacKenzie Hunters, all patriots without equal... 788 00:51:52,273 --> 00:51:53,399 Come on, Pinky! 789 00:51:53,942 --> 00:51:55,318 - Try to sing something. - Can't. 790 00:51:56,153 --> 00:51:57,821 The anthem of our regiment, Larry... 791 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,073 Don't you remember the lyrics? 792 00:51:59,406 --> 00:52:00,951 - Of course he remembers. -Of course I remember... 793 00:52:01,242 --> 00:52:03,328 - He always leads the way. - Always the leading voice... 794 00:52:03,703 --> 00:52:04,579 - Come on, Larry. - Come on... 795 00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:11,629 The MacKenzie Hunters, all patriots without equal, 796 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:18,178 brave men of Scotland, marching proud and free. 797 00:52:18,929 --> 00:52:24,936 The infantry regiment, will always be ready... 798 00:52:25,728 --> 00:52:31,819 ...to die for his honor, his flag and his country. 799 00:52:32,111 --> 00:52:37,450 Let's drink to the regiment of the Scottish hunters. 800 00:52:37,576 --> 00:52:39,244 Let's drink a toast... 801 00:52:40,413 --> 00:52:44,040 - Larry, toast to the regiment! - For the regiment! 802 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:54,845 (Speaks unintelligibly) 803 00:53:00,768 --> 00:53:02,729 - For the regiment! - For the regiment! 804 00:54:07,595 --> 00:54:12,309 Oh, this Pinky, he's still the same. I'm telling you, I think it's wonderful. 805 00:54:12,936 --> 00:54:13,562 Isn't that so? 806 00:54:22,155 --> 00:54:23,071 Holy Heaven! 807 00:54:42,594 --> 00:54:44,429 Scotland will never be the same again! 808 00:54:52,147 --> 00:54:53,065 Pinky! 809 00:55:20,763 --> 00:55:26,562 Larry! Larry! Larry! Stop! Stop once and for all! 810 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:34,278 You're making fun of the regiment! (Speaks in Galic) 811 00:55:35,113 --> 00:55:37,574 Something you've never done before! �Larry. It's Scotland...! 812 00:55:38,033 --> 00:55:39,285 - Scotland... - Look at me! 813 00:55:41,871 --> 00:55:44,833 There's something strange here, Can't you look me in the eyes? 814 00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:48,127 - Give me time, dear. - Do you know what I'm thinking? 815 00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:50,339 I think you will not be more... 816 00:55:50,672 --> 00:55:53,927 That's enough! �Larry is embarrassing May you get drunk night after night! 817 00:55:54,301 --> 00:55:56,720 Look, old girl, I have enough! 818 00:55:57,097 --> 00:55:58,849 �I drink how I want, when I want, where I want... 819 00:55:59,224 --> 00:56:01,853 ...when I want, how I want and I want, even if I don't want to! 820 00:56:02,185 --> 00:56:05,064 - You're really drunk! - Oh, cool fishmonger! 821 00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:07,108 You have to hit me, Larry. 822 00:56:07,483 --> 00:56:08,569 How dare you do that! 823 00:56:34,973 --> 00:56:37,143 - That's old Larry. - Yes, I think it is. 824 00:56:38,102 --> 00:56:40,938 Scotch whiskey tastes like bring out the true nature. 825 00:56:48,865 --> 00:56:52,577 And then you grabbed that pudding, you missed and hit Lady Vivian. 826 00:56:53,579 --> 00:56:55,581 I cheated, I could see a little. 827 00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:59,793 -And what was the last thing you saw? - The cat, the cat. 828 00:57:07,512 --> 00:57:09,721 I was glad they found the contact lens. 829 00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,766 Yes, it cost them a lot. 830 00:57:13,768 --> 00:57:15,938 Is your eye okay? I mean, I didn't hurt you, right? 831 00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:19,274 Oh, no, no, it's pretty good, just like old times. 832 00:57:27,951 --> 00:57:29,370 Do you remember the song What do we sing tonight? 833 00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:31,580 �That of the regiment of Scots MacKenzie? 834 00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:36,670 Yes. It looks like a song that we sang at school. 835 00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:39,715 Yes, it is very possible. Lots of Scottish ditties... 836 00:57:40,131 --> 00:57:42,343 ...they have had different versions through the years. 837 00:57:42,969 --> 00:57:44,095 - Yes. - What was the one you were singing like? 838 00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:47,181 Eh, I barely remember her. 839 00:57:49,059 --> 00:57:54,106 When the beautiful Scottish mist appears on the ground, 840 00:57:55,108 --> 00:58:01,948 I start dreaming about Meggie and I remember when... 841 00:58:02,950 --> 00:58:10,375 ...we walked together and we swore never to separate. 842 00:58:11,001 --> 00:58:20,387 With his eyes like the sky has stolen my eyes. 843 00:58:21,597 --> 00:58:28,396 Meggie, it's been a year since we separated, 844 00:58:29,063 --> 00:58:37,489 but my dear Meggie It is still in my heart. 845 00:58:38,991 --> 00:58:48,961 With his eyes like heather and her skin fresh as dew, 846 00:58:49,837 --> 00:59:05,480 to my dear Meggie He will always be faithful to you. 847 00:59:13,072 --> 00:59:15,492 - I don't think I should sleep here tonight. - Why not? 848 00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:20,205 Well, it was fine before, but now that she doesn't have a husband... 849 00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:23,000 ...I don't think I should sleep in this room. 850 00:59:23,876 --> 00:59:27,214 - Oh, that doesn't make any sense. - I guess you shouldn't have it. 851 00:59:30,885 --> 00:59:31,718 MacKenzie-Smith here. 852 00:59:33,513 --> 00:59:34,429 Hello Colonel. 853 00:59:36,474 --> 00:59:41,480 It's wonderful, good job. 854 00:59:44,316 --> 00:59:45,485 I thought they got their man. 855 00:59:46,695 --> 00:59:50,407 Tomorrow at this time I will allow myself to be Private Williams again. 856 00:59:56,371 --> 00:59:58,082 Wait a moment, Will you tell me something? 857 00:59:58,959 --> 01:00:01,545 Do you want to convert again? in Private Williams? 858 01:00:03,338 --> 01:00:06,301 I'm used to it and it's better than nothing. 859 01:00:15,810 --> 01:00:21,568 Oh I'm sorry. Go look for the mouse. 860 01:00:26,365 --> 01:00:27,533 -Ernie. -Yes? 861 01:00:28,367 --> 01:00:31,329 I want you to know that He has behaved admirably. 862 01:00:32,372 --> 01:00:34,917 I think it was so brave as Larry always was. 863 01:00:35,918 --> 01:00:38,128 No, no, no. I'm not as brave as Larry was... 864 01:00:38,754 --> 01:00:41,215 ...because actually was as brave as Larry... 865 01:00:42,050 --> 01:00:43,718 ...would have the courage to do what I really want to do. 866 01:00:44,802 --> 01:00:45,970 What do you really want to do? 867 01:00:52,144 --> 01:00:54,356 But I'm too cowardly to do it. 868 01:00:55,398 --> 01:00:58,569 - To do what? - This. 869 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,453 -Who is it? - Sergeant Stanhope, sir. 870 01:01:06,827 --> 01:01:08,247 I bring an urgent message of Major Houston. 871 01:01:08,830 --> 01:01:10,791 Ernie, the eyepatch and the mustache. 872 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:17,799 Thanks, sergeant. 873 01:01:23,597 --> 01:01:26,225 "Order to appear at the headquarters immediately. Emergency". 874 01:01:26,518 --> 01:01:27,936 The car is waiting for you downstairs with the eldest, sir. 875 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,688 I'll come down right away. Thanks, sergeant. 876 01:01:33,317 --> 01:01:34,067 Well, I guess it's over. 877 01:01:35,485 --> 01:01:36,612 return the general's uniform, 878 01:01:37,029 --> 01:01:39,490 the general's patch and the general's wife. 879 01:01:41,577 --> 01:01:44,664 - Hey, I ask you to forgive me. - But why? 880 01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:48,710 Well, for taking advantage of the situation. 881 01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:54,215 Hey, I think I've been drinking more than necessary tonight. 882 01:01:58,597 --> 01:02:01,015 - Do you want to do me a big favor? - Clear. 883 01:02:02,392 --> 01:02:04,477 -After the war, if you pass through Brooklyn... -Yes? 884 01:02:06,354 --> 01:02:09,692 Don't look for me, no one would believe me. 885 01:02:29,006 --> 01:02:32,384 Only those fools would take out a general at night like a novice in instruction. 886 01:02:33,135 --> 01:02:34,638 I'm sure there is no emergency. 887 01:02:35,931 --> 01:02:36,890 Do they risk going that far? 888 01:02:39,684 --> 01:02:40,853 �Consequences of the windy day, eh? 889 01:02:41,896 --> 01:02:45,358 What you need, young man, It's tomato juice, egg yolk, 890 01:02:45,816 --> 01:02:49,529 roast sauce and... Head exploded! 891 01:02:51,699 --> 01:02:53,701 Hey, the major is dead. 892 01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:55,828 Is it going to stop...? The oldest...! 893 01:02:56,496 --> 01:03:00,209 I tell him... Hey, you, you! The eldest... is quite dead, you know? 894 01:03:00,626 --> 01:03:04,255 I say... Stop... You, you...! 895 01:03:04,923 --> 01:03:06,132 Here, please, Be careful with your uniform. 896 01:03:06,465 --> 01:03:07,676 The oldest is dead! 897 01:03:08,134 --> 01:03:11,221 The oldest is quite... Say something! 898 01:03:11,888 --> 01:03:12,974 Hey Hitler. 899 01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:17,771 - Say something else. - Don't try to escape or the older one will have company. 900 01:03:18,646 --> 01:03:22,276 Playing dumb during the party He was very smart, but not smart enough. 901 01:03:22,901 --> 01:03:26,239 He will never get his way. Stanhope, come back. 902 01:03:27,574 --> 01:03:31,829 - I order you to turn around. - Not tonight general. 903 01:03:34,707 --> 01:03:38,043 If you turn around I promise you the usual. 904 01:03:38,794 --> 01:03:40,588 I hated it every minute. 905 01:03:42,048 --> 01:03:42,924 Good performance, eh! 906 01:03:43,925 --> 01:03:45,845 (Speaks in German) 907 01:03:47,763 --> 01:03:50,099 I would never have suspected her. 908 01:03:50,641 --> 01:03:53,937 If a man can't trust In your lover, who are you going to trust? 909 01:04:30,187 --> 01:04:34,609 Welcome to Berlin, General MacKenzie-Smith, He is now a guest of the Third Reich. 910 01:04:35,235 --> 01:04:37,195 We just want some information, 911 01:04:38,154 --> 01:04:40,783 and we will provide you a charming country house... 912 01:04:41,116 --> 01:04:44,578 ...with wine, servants, "fr�uleins" and anything else you could want. 913 01:04:44,954 --> 01:04:48,207 And you can sit and watch the end of war in complete comfort. 914 01:04:49,042 --> 01:04:51,379 The only thing we ask of you is that he tells us the truth. 915 01:04:52,046 --> 01:04:53,381 -Do you only want the truth? - Precisely. 916 01:04:53,881 --> 01:04:55,341 Oh, good. This way you won't have to act anymore. 917 01:04:55,841 --> 01:04:59,388 You see, I'm an American soldier, My name is Private Williams class. 918 01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:02,182 Registration number 347236. 919 01:05:02,557 --> 01:05:05,395 I was about to return to America, because my mother is very sick... 920 01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:07,814 ...of course she is not very sick, She's in Miami Beach... 921 01:05:11,986 --> 01:05:13,237 What has happened with the country house? 922 01:05:13,736 --> 01:05:17,992 My dear general, He has a reputation for playing. We don't. 923 01:05:19,118 --> 01:05:22,330 Unless you answer our questions honestly and quickly... 924 01:05:22,957 --> 01:05:25,626 ...we will have no other alternative than ordering him to be shot. 925 01:05:27,336 --> 01:05:30,047 - Oh, I'm trying to tell you the truth. - And we wait for him to do it. 926 01:05:30,548 --> 01:05:33,175 See this patch? I don't need it at all. 927 01:05:33,510 --> 01:05:34,761 We are already aware of his condition. 928 01:05:35,137 --> 01:05:36,931 And look at this mustache, it's not mine, I can remove... 929 01:05:40,434 --> 01:05:42,228 Hey, it must be the glue, It will have hardened with the sea air, 930 01:05:42,770 --> 01:05:44,356 I hadn't taken it off for several days now. 931 01:05:45,231 --> 01:05:46,441 Do you want to give me a little tug, sir? 932 01:05:48,235 --> 01:05:49,028 Forget it, it's mine. 933 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:51,822 But you just have to believe what I'm going to start telling you. 934 01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:54,659 See, I was doing imitations for a few friends and... 935 01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:57,245 I make imitations, you see. 936 01:05:57,747 --> 01:06:00,166 I will give you a demonstration so that they understand it. 937 01:06:01,709 --> 01:06:05,212 We will fight them on the beaches, We will fight them in the towns, 938 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:07,549 We will never give up. 939 01:06:09,719 --> 01:06:14,015 I have a better one: "Oh, when the saints..." (Louis Armstrong) 940 01:06:16,392 --> 01:06:18,437 Maybe this one, I have a very good pair... 941 01:06:19,855 --> 01:06:20,481 "Achtung"! 942 01:06:20,898 --> 01:06:22,232 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Hitler! 943 01:06:29,867 --> 01:06:31,077 Nobody seems to like this one. 944 01:06:32,077 --> 01:06:36,165 General MacKenzie-Smith, maybe he doesn't understand us. 945 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:41,338 You have vital information about the date and place of the second front. 946 01:06:42,714 --> 01:06:46,261 We have the means to make him talk, but out of the respect I have for him... 947 01:06:47,178 --> 01:06:50,807 ...I do not wish to see him converted in the shattered remains of a man. 948 01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:53,185 I am of no use to you, sir. 949 01:06:53,602 --> 01:06:57,148 He wants us to believe that it is not General MacKenzie-Smith? 950 01:06:57,523 --> 01:07:00,734 That is. It was all a farce and you, friends, believed it. 951 01:07:01,111 --> 01:07:03,613 Have you seen the gray hair? I can clean them with fresh water. 952 01:07:03,948 --> 01:07:07,034 I told them the dye was of poor quality, I had to wear it every night. 953 01:07:08,369 --> 01:07:11,122 Even with the rain it went away. You see, I'll show you... 954 01:07:11,539 --> 01:07:18,006 Come, some water... Maybe they used a new brand... 955 01:07:20,675 --> 01:07:22,677 Oh, it's me, I've got gray hair! 956 01:07:23,136 --> 01:07:27,474 You have done it, poisoned Twickenham, shooting my cap and the submarine thing... 957 01:07:28,100 --> 01:07:31,813 Oh, some of his friends have stopped by. You did it, didn't you? 958 01:07:32,229 --> 01:07:33,898 It's just the beginning, my dear general. 959 01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:37,987 Take him away, lock him in a cell and use the usual methods. 960 01:07:38,613 --> 01:07:39,613 Not the usual! 961 01:07:41,365 --> 01:07:42,283 One more thing. 962 01:07:42,742 --> 01:07:45,161 Our agents in England They are introduced everywhere. 963 01:07:45,703 --> 01:07:47,497 Do you understand? Everywhere. 964 01:07:48,290 --> 01:07:51,336 And they are led by a man who occupies such a high position... 965 01:07:51,793 --> 01:07:53,755 ...that the British secret service I would never suspect him. 966 01:07:54,213 --> 01:08:00,012 It's not just your life that's at stake, but also that of his wife, Lady Margaret. 967 01:08:01,472 --> 01:08:03,849 (They speak in German) 968 01:08:08,521 --> 01:08:10,565 - Heil Hitler! - I won't allow...! 969 01:08:13,653 --> 01:08:18,075 MACKENZIE-SMITH ARRESTED. THE GESTAPO INTERROGATES THE ENGLISH GENERAL. 970 01:08:20,202 --> 01:08:23,080 The news spread throughout the German command like a wild fire: 971 01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:26,292 MacKenzie-Smith had collapsed, had agreed to speak... 972 01:08:26,709 --> 01:08:28,127 ...after continuous interrogation... 973 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,046 ...of three long minutes. 974 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,009 Good evening, Herr General. 975 01:08:35,010 --> 01:08:36,595 Let me settle this matter quickly. 976 01:08:37,764 --> 01:08:41,769 This is a great moment for the Third Reich, We have defeated General MacKenzie-Smith. 977 01:08:42,644 --> 01:08:44,688 "It will be a satisfaction." for the Fuhrer immense! 978 01:08:45,481 --> 01:08:48,484 I presume, gentlemen, that he will return to his dance again. 979 01:08:49,193 --> 01:08:50,528 Be careful, general. 980 01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:54,700 I need to remind you one more time that we have many agents in England? 981 01:08:55,325 --> 01:08:56,159 Many of them. 982 01:08:56,827 --> 01:09:01,708 And the one who directs them is a close friend to his family... and his wife. 983 01:09:03,209 --> 01:09:07,423 No problem, she will be safe... If you speak. 984 01:09:08,048 --> 01:09:11,553 And now "herr general", look at this interesting map. 985 01:09:13,388 --> 01:09:15,724 England, the Channel, France... 986 01:09:16,599 --> 01:09:18,978 All military objectives They are carefully indicated. 987 01:09:20,313 --> 01:09:23,399 You will be our teacher and we its applied students. 988 01:09:24,025 --> 01:09:26,945 The moment, the location and the landing troops. 989 01:09:28,488 --> 01:09:33,578 Gentlemen, when it's over, you will know so much of this damn invasion like me. 990 01:09:34,621 --> 01:09:35,538 Maybe even more. 991 01:09:36,289 --> 01:09:37,291 Pay close attention, please. 992 01:09:38,082 --> 01:09:42,421 This is England. I... I'm sorry. 993 01:09:42,589 --> 01:09:46,259 I had been confused, old friend, I have tears in my good eye... 994 01:09:46,593 --> 01:09:50,180 One cannot help but grieve by becoming a traitor. 995 01:09:50,847 --> 01:09:52,558 Please, names, units. 996 01:09:53,225 --> 01:09:57,189 Immediately. The concentration of troops In the south of England they are a deception, see. 997 01:09:58,565 --> 01:10:02,028 We will launch a powerful military offensive from the vicinity of Monte Carlo, right here. 998 01:10:02,778 --> 01:10:05,073 What do you think? A good surprise, huh? 999 01:10:05,323 --> 01:10:07,617 You were amazed, huh? Yes, you are. 1000 01:10:08,077 --> 01:10:13,248 Currently, mmm... the idea is a little attack with the basics: 1001 01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:21,758 The MCDs, the BBDs, the LSMFTs, the AADs, the CAO and the SMFIDIOT. 1002 01:10:22,217 --> 01:10:24,260 How much artillery? How many infantry? 1003 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:26,389 Who will be in charge? What are the immediate objectives? 1004 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:29,141 - "Overleutnant", take note. - Yes, note. 1005 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:30,518 - At your command, commander. 1006 01:10:30,852 --> 01:10:31,937 Be patient, I'll explain it in a minute. 1007 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:35,315 See, the captain... General Fatherling, on his own... 1008 01:10:35,941 --> 01:10:38,778 ...it will take a large contingent of troops and will come here... 1009 01:10:39,278 --> 01:10:41,614 ...and it will arrive here and mmhhhmm... 1010 01:10:42,699 --> 01:10:44,118 ...to the bottom of the place... 1011 01:10:45,159 --> 01:10:47,121 ...and they will go underground and... 1012 01:10:48,622 --> 01:10:53,962 ...and with his own troops even in front of the south... 1013 01:10:54,546 --> 01:10:58,175 ...and when they are busy... 1014 01:10:58,759 --> 01:11:02,973 ...they will come out at the end, you see. 1015 01:11:04,473 --> 01:11:07,644 I have just condemned old England! I just can't continue! 1016 01:11:10,773 --> 01:11:14,402 Control yourself general. You are a soldier like us. 1017 01:11:15,070 --> 01:11:16,612 We don't understand a word. 1018 01:11:16,905 --> 01:11:18,824 It doesn't matter, the important thing is the signal! 1019 01:11:21,327 --> 01:11:22,244 What signal are you referring to? 1020 01:11:22,703 --> 01:11:26,041 Don't pretend you don't know, General. We know that this signal exists. 1021 01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:30,921 It will be broadcast in a BBC message two days before the invasion, a small sentence. 1022 01:11:31,254 --> 01:11:33,591 And for the French resistance, to announce the date of the invasion. 1023 01:11:34,175 --> 01:11:39,890 - What is that phrase? - "I'll go down and get you a taxi, honey." 1024 01:11:40,932 --> 01:11:43,268 - Write it down. - And the time, the time of the attack. 1025 01:11:44,354 --> 01:11:48,941 - "It will be ready at eight thirty." - We're ready. 1026 01:11:51,195 --> 01:11:54,948 "I wish I was there" when the betting is over." 1027 01:11:55,116 --> 01:11:55,991 But it won't be. 1028 01:11:59,204 --> 01:12:01,706 If I had a gun I would shoot myself. 1029 01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:03,918 It's the only thing I have left. 1030 01:12:06,087 --> 01:12:09,257 (They speak in German) 1031 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:53,516 "Einen moment." 1032 01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:02,359 "Einen moment." 1033 01:13:05,488 --> 01:13:42,697 (They speak in German) 1034 01:16:21,423 --> 01:16:29,889 (Speaks in German) 1035 01:16:40,027 --> 01:16:41,236 Hey, goodbye! 1036 01:17:19,405 --> 01:17:21,825 German reports on this episode are very fragmented. 1037 01:17:22,617 --> 01:17:25,287 Nobody realized that the last dancer on the left was a man. 1038 01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:29,249 But it is true that Sigmund Freud comes from this country. 1039 01:17:35,257 --> 01:17:38,177 (Speaks in German) 1040 01:17:46,353 --> 01:17:48,271 (They speak in German) 1041 01:18:10,088 --> 01:18:20,018 (Sings in German) 1042 01:18:50,093 --> 01:18:51,428 (Speaks in German) 1043 01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:57,101 (Speaks in German) 1044 01:19:04,151 --> 01:19:08,948 (They sing in German) 1045 01:19:18,542 --> 01:19:26,344 (They speak in German) 1046 01:20:24,243 --> 01:20:30,250 (They speak in German) 1047 01:20:32,878 --> 01:20:42,180 (They sing in German) 1048 01:21:02,412 --> 01:21:05,540 (They speak in German) 1049 01:23:34,211 --> 01:23:35,296 Don't shoot! 1050 01:23:36,423 --> 01:23:38,133 Goodbye, guys! 1051 01:23:46,768 --> 01:23:48,853 Lord, we have captured to a German paratrooper... 1052 01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:51,022 ...which was intended to be introduced at the headquarters. 1053 01:23:51,523 --> 01:23:53,901 He states that he will only speak in the presence of the post commander. 1054 01:23:54,694 --> 01:23:55,737 Okay, let him come in. 1055 01:24:00,784 --> 01:24:01,576 Bring the prisoner. 1056 01:24:04,037 --> 01:24:07,541 Ah, Puffy! Puffy, how good it is to see you. 1057 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:09,585 It's okay, I will take care of the prisoner. 1058 01:24:10,086 --> 01:24:12,173 Prisoner? Puffy... don't you recognize me? I'm Pinky. 1059 01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:12,881 Pinky? 1060 01:24:13,299 --> 01:24:15,468 - Well I'm not really Pinky, I'm Ernie. - Ernie? 1061 01:24:15,926 --> 01:24:17,803 Ernie, yes, soldier 1st Class Ernie Williams. 1062 01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:21,224 He fooled you, he fooled the Germans and even tricked the cat. 1063 01:24:21,850 --> 01:24:23,477 Call Somerset, He will explain it to you. 1064 01:24:24,228 --> 01:24:28,191 Wilson, it's a top secret matter, He will interrogate the prisoner alone. 1065 01:24:28,649 --> 01:24:29,317 Withdraw. 1066 01:24:30,443 --> 01:24:32,028 Oh, Buffy... If you knew what I've been through... 1067 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,031 I've been on submarines, on airplanes, I have been to Berlin. 1068 01:24:34,405 --> 01:24:35,783 I was at headquarters of the Gestapo. 1069 01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:40,537 Do you know what I did? I stole some documents that they name all their agents in England. 1070 01:24:40,747 --> 01:24:42,999 People of whom You would never suspect, I have it here. 1071 01:24:43,416 --> 01:24:44,667 General Carleton Brown Wiffingham, sergeant... 1072 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:50,466 General Carleton Brown...? "But, Puffy... it's you!" 1073 01:24:52,009 --> 01:24:53,803 Yes, my dear soldier Williams. 1074 01:24:55,721 --> 01:24:56,723 If that's who you are. 1075 01:24:57,099 --> 01:24:59,685 You can't get away with this, Puffy! hello? 1076 01:25:01,895 --> 01:25:04,816 - Open the way, please, sentry. - I'm sorry, sir, I can't let you in. 1077 01:25:05,609 --> 01:25:08,278 I am Colonel Somerset of the General Staff, Here is my ID card. 1078 01:25:08,987 --> 01:25:11,032 - I'm sorry my colonel. - Where is the sergeant on duty? 1079 01:25:11,407 --> 01:25:12,825 - Sergeant. - Sergeant, come here. 1080 01:25:13,535 --> 01:25:15,495 It's a matter of life or death, Sgt. Please open. 1081 01:25:16,996 --> 01:25:19,083 I'm sorry, sir. All passes are canceled today. 1082 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,043 orders of General Brown Wiffingham. 1083 01:25:21,544 --> 01:25:24,004 We are watching the general Brown Wiffingham for weeks. 1084 01:25:24,588 --> 01:25:25,464 Wilson, take him away. 1085 01:25:26,215 --> 01:25:28,135 �Plan 402, dead pigeon, or it really will be! 1086 01:25:29,344 --> 01:25:31,680 This German paratrooper pretends to be an allied soldier. 1087 01:25:31,972 --> 01:25:34,434 According to military regulations He should be considered a spy... 1088 01:25:34,767 --> 01:25:35,726 ...and executed immediately. 1089 01:25:36,060 --> 01:25:39,355 Executed? �Without submitting it to a court martial? 1090 01:25:39,939 --> 01:25:42,568 Wilson, insubordination is punished with the same penalty. 1091 01:25:43,068 --> 01:25:44,445 Take this spy outside and shoot him. 1092 01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:49,659 Shot? "But Puffy... you and I play together to croquet, for Scotland! 1093 01:25:50,535 --> 01:25:53,205 The MacKenzies, Scottish hunters... 1094 01:25:55,290 --> 01:25:56,917 - The execution squad is ready. - Thank you, sergeant. 1095 01:26:00,713 --> 01:26:04,301 - Stand back. - No, not you. 1096 01:26:13,519 --> 01:26:14,729 If only she remembered me... 1097 01:26:15,647 --> 01:26:19,360 I mean, would you do me the favor of tell you that I wasn't too afraid. 1098 01:26:20,152 --> 01:26:22,489 I will tell Lady. Margaret. A cigarette? 1099 01:26:23,490 --> 01:26:26,242 No, no, thank you. I'm not supposed to smoke. 1100 01:26:28,412 --> 01:26:30,664 But I don't think one will hurt me. 1101 01:26:38,799 --> 01:26:39,758 Fire? 1102 01:26:50,020 --> 01:26:51,647 Leave it, it won't be necessary. 1103 01:26:59,030 --> 01:27:03,369 Ready, aim! Platoon, ready! 1104 01:27:06,581 --> 01:27:10,253 - Aim! - Just a minute... 1105 01:27:11,002 --> 01:27:12,630 I think I prefer with the blindfold. 1106 01:27:13,171 --> 01:27:13,713 Platoon, rest. 1107 01:27:14,132 --> 01:27:14,674 Rest. 1108 01:27:16,175 --> 01:27:16,843 Rest! 1109 01:27:23,016 --> 01:27:26,353 Not so tight, it makes me dizzy. Do you see it? 1110 01:27:35,948 --> 01:27:39,076 Platoon, ready! Aim! 1111 01:27:42,497 --> 01:27:44,458 INVASION! 1112 01:27:47,545 --> 01:27:50,256 GERMAN CRUMBLE. THE NAZIS THEY RETREAT. THE INVASION GIVES RESULT. 1113 01:27:51,382 --> 01:27:54,928 ENGLAND REJOICES. CELEBRATION OF LAVICTORY. PARADE OF HONORABLE HEROES. 1114 01:27:59,726 --> 01:28:07,610 It is only fair that England today honors to the heroes who have made this day possible. 1115 01:28:09,821 --> 01:28:17,163 The names of all distinguished commands who are familiar to you: General Eisenhower... 1116 01:28:18,872 --> 01:28:20,500 - Good afternoon, Lady Margaret. -How is he? 1117 01:28:20,917 --> 01:28:21,917 Beautiful day for England. 1118 01:28:22,210 --> 01:28:23,920 -Are you sure he's okay? - Hey, wow, thanks... 1119 01:28:24,212 --> 01:28:24,754 What has happened? 1120 01:28:25,088 --> 01:28:27,049 Well, I haven't been able to inform you before for security reasons. 1121 01:28:27,716 --> 01:28:31,221 We ran to the Southampton military area Hoping to arrive on time... 1122 01:28:31,637 --> 01:28:34,140 - Oh, what a beautiful dress she is wearing. - Forget the dress. 1123 01:28:34,557 --> 01:28:37,853 Believe it or not when we get to the door the firing squad raised their rifles... 1124 01:28:38,228 --> 01:28:40,146 - ... with the orders, "Platoon, ready, aim!"... -Yes? 1125 01:28:40,481 --> 01:28:41,732 Oh Lord, I would love a cup of tea. 1126 01:28:42,149 --> 01:28:42,817 - Oh, yes... - Wonderful. 1127 01:28:43,609 --> 01:28:44,569 - Yes, you... - Thank you. 1128 01:28:45,528 --> 01:28:48,115 - And what else? - Hey, some milk and sugar for me. 1129 01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:51,744 Oh, I ask you to forgive me, Private Williams, yes... 1130 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:55,665 It's absolutely fine. We arrived in time to save him, it was little. 1131 01:28:56,332 --> 01:28:58,751 - Where is he? When can I see him? -How many clods have you put here? 1132 01:28:59,001 --> 01:28:59,962 You can see him at any time. 1133 01:29:00,379 --> 01:29:03,841 He's in the base hospital, nothing serious, just a little upset by fatigue... 1134 01:29:04,050 --> 01:29:05,092 ...and the effects of tobacco. 1135 01:29:07,011 --> 01:29:08,972 You don't mind if I turn up your radio? 1136 01:29:10,057 --> 01:29:15,604 General Sir Lawrence MacKenzie-Smith, the architect of the invasion, the master planner, 1137 01:29:16,731 --> 01:29:24,948 the one we believed died doing his duty, He survived and was taken prisoner by the Nazis. 1138 01:29:26,158 --> 01:29:32,331 I am glad, along with all of England, to know that was released in the first moments... 1139 01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:33,834 Larry! 1140 01:29:40,508 --> 01:29:42,218 - We just heard the news of... - Yes, I know... 1141 01:29:43,429 --> 01:29:47,099 Try to contain your joy for my return from the grave, Meggie. 1142 01:29:48,392 --> 01:29:50,187 I know you're glad to see me. 1143 01:29:50,978 --> 01:29:52,606 Oh Sir Laurence You can't imagine the satisfaction but... 1144 01:29:53,022 --> 01:29:54,107 Oh, enough, Somerset. 1145 01:29:54,816 --> 01:29:56,985 He was so happy to see me in the grave like the rest. 1146 01:29:57,110 --> 01:29:59,572 - No, please, please, Sir Laurence... - Do you want to leave here? 1147 01:29:59,696 --> 01:30:06,622 There are several issues of intimate order which I wish to discuss with my beloved wife. 1148 01:30:07,705 --> 01:30:08,540 Go away immediately. 1149 01:30:10,751 --> 01:30:13,963 If you'll forgive me, I'm going to go over to the enemy. "Heil Hitler"! 1150 01:30:16,591 --> 01:30:19,260 I see that you have not lost your charming ways with your subordinates. 1151 01:30:20,512 --> 01:30:22,389 I have heard what you haven't told me, dear. 1152 01:30:24,725 --> 01:30:27,770 What is true in that between you and that American soldier? 1153 01:30:28,647 --> 01:30:29,397 It's all true. 1154 01:30:30,524 --> 01:30:34,904 Come on, a simple common soldier, an anonymous person? 1155 01:30:35,530 --> 01:30:36,614 I'm tired of notables. 1156 01:30:38,491 --> 01:30:41,245 I just need to hear that you are in love with that pitiful one. 1157 01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:42,830 I'm in love with that pitiful guy. 1158 01:30:44,665 --> 01:30:47,919 Lady. Margaret... Look at me, it's me, it's Ernie! 1159 01:30:48,545 --> 01:30:49,295 Ernest! 1160 01:30:50,923 --> 01:30:52,967 How have you done it? I mean... 1161 01:30:53,216 --> 01:30:57,930 Well, you see, they wanted to give me a medal, but all I asked for was a good technician... 1162 01:30:58,806 --> 01:31:02,478 ...with a recorder and a microphone, That's what you heard on the radio. 1163 01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:08,943 General Sir Laurence MacKenzie-Smith, the architect of the invasion, the master planner 1164 01:31:11,487 --> 01:31:14,324 I just had to be sure. Did you care? 1165 01:31:22,167 --> 01:31:24,085 - And have I deceived you every minute? - Every minute. 1166 01:31:37,977 --> 01:31:40,980 For those of you who want to know What happened on that couch, I will tell you that only... 1167 01:31:41,689 --> 01:31:43,608 ...it was as usual.