1 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,800 What is it? What's going on? 2 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,520 The pigeon's back. It's alive. 3 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,400 - Where? - Up there. 4 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,480 I can't see anything. 5 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,560 Oh, great. 6 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:31,920 Oh, it must be a ghost! 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,560 How many times, Kitty? Sleep in your own room! 8 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,200 I prefer it here. Aren't you late for work? 9 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,640 Oh... 10 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,560 Mike, we're late for work! 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,440 Oh, my God, get out! 12 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,840 Bum! 13 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,560 Right. 14 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,040 Uh... Bum. 15 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,080 Or neck. Or leg. 16 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,720 But first choice - bum. 17 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,200 - Is it cooked? - Course. I'm not animal. 18 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,320 Could've fooled me! 19 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,680 - Hey! You want some? - All right, all right. 20 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,320 Well... 21 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:25,880 So... ...Robin misses eating bum. 22 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,080 Of...? 23 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,360 Oh, any bum. 24 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,360 Rump steak. Why not? 25 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,440 If I may, Patrick... 26 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,440 - Well, we hadn't actually finished yet... - Good! 27 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,600 Now, I can't be the only one who's sick of the noise night after night. 28 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,680 - Oh, not this again... - No, I'm not talking about you, Fanny. 29 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:44,120 I'm talking about Alison and Michael banging all evening! 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,520 Banging, hammering, drilling... It's intolerable. 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,600 They've been forced to get jobs in the day, 32 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,720 now it's time to force them out in the night. 33 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,640 But then they'd be gone. 34 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,120 Exactly! 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,200 - Bye, guys! Have one for me! - Bye, Mikey! Cheers! Yeah. 36 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,000 Bye. 37 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,520 We got some more free gooseberries! 38 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,040 Mm! 39 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,800 They're all going to the pub. 40 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,960 They're gonna sit in a nice pub, and drink four pints, probably. 41 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,440 Oh, my God, that sounds nice. 42 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,240 And we've got to go home and strip 26 doors. 43 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,840 27. And the skirting boards. 44 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:30,920 Agh! 45 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,960 I miss pints. 46 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,520 I miss pints. 47 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:40,320 They're broken! In retreat! Out of their depth! 48 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,480 And I believe it's time for one last push. 49 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,320 Strike while they're weak, get them out for ever. 50 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,680 I don't want to. 51 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,720 - What? - I like them. 52 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,520 I like Alison, and I miss her when she's not here. 53 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,560 So much. 54 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,040 You're too soft. You like everyone. 55 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,520 Well, I don't like you! 56 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,360 Bossing everyone around all the long day... 57 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,080 Since they arrived, 58 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,520 you've become worse and worse, and I've had enough, to be actually honest! 59 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,120 Amen! 60 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,360 Well, I haven't heard anybody else complain about my leadership. 61 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,760 Leadership? You're not the leader! 62 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,840 Yes, I am! I'm ranking officer! 63 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,120 Well, we're not soldiers. 64 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,600 Yeah, this isn't the Army! 65 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,880 Sir. 66 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,480 I see what this is. 67 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,800 It's a coup, isn't it? A bloodless coup. 68 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,760 What, is it you, Julian, taking over? 69 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,320 Well, if one were called upon to govern, 70 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,320 by the will of the people, you know, one would be honoured... 71 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,600 - No-one has to be in charge. - I agree! 72 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,040 Pat should be in charge. 73 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,680 No, that wasn't what I was saying... 74 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,080 No, it's fine, I'll leave. 75 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,560 But you'll see, hm? 76 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,640 When there's a crisis, you'll need me. 77 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,200 When the chips are down. 78 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,880 - Oh, chips! - Eh? 79 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,240 Bum and chips! 80 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,600 OK! Which brings us back to Food Club. 81 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,960 Now, Julian would like to talk a bit about fondue. 82 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,920 Fondue! Well, it's Swiss, I think. Very interesting, very fun. 83 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,640 In fact, sometimes they call it fun-due. 84 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,280 They're home! 85 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,800 Essentially, it's melted cheese 86 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,080 with, you know, little bits of bread. 87 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,680 What, bread and cheese? 88 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,360 Ow! 89 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,840 Sorry, Humphrey! 90 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,560 No, no, it happens. 91 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,000 Don't worry about it. 92 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,320 Alison! Alison! 93 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,040 Oh. 94 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,360 You're not Alison. 95 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,080 If we concentrate on the windows this week 96 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,760 and we can make a start on the sandblasting... 97 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,120 Who's that? 98 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,920 Mike? 99 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,200 - Mike! - Lager top, please. 100 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,680 Who is that? 101 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,400 Sorry, can we help you? 102 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,920 No, thank you, you get on. 103 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,000 Um... 104 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,080 We're not in at the moment. 105 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,480 Excuse me? 106 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,920 You don't need to ring the doorbell, we're here. 107 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,200 Oh! Oh, I'm such a silly pillock! I thought you were the groundsmen. 108 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,400 Oh, well... 109 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,720 We're everything. We're the everything men. 110 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:09,400 Yes, it doesn't look like a lot of gardening's gone on around here! 111 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,560 I'm Fiona, Herrington Hotels. 112 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,880 - Alison. - Mike. 113 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,960 Now, I'm not going to beat about the proverbial. 114 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,520 We have been looking at this property for a long time, 115 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,320 and when we heard that the owner had finally passed away, 116 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,560 sadly, we had thought it would hit the market. 117 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,000 But rumour has it that you two 118 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,760 are a couple of budding hoteliers yourselves. 119 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,680 So you can tell me to get the hell off your property if you like, 120 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,160 but would it interest you to talk about selling the place? 121 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,920 Oh, erm... 122 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,320 Oh, well, I mean, it couldn't hurt to talk, could it? 123 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,480 Couldn't hurt at all. What's the opposite of hurt? Pleasure. 124 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,400 - It would pleasure me to talk about it. - Yeah. 125 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,240 No, no, you're missing the point. 126 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,720 It's perfectly absurd to dip individual pieces of bread 127 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,240 when one can hold a full slice in one's hand. 128 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,480 It's not about the cheese, it's about the fun! 129 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,040 Right, so, if you drop a piece of bread, 130 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,240 you have to do a saucy forfeit. 131 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,160 That's when it gets very interesting. 132 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,000 There's the lucky dip - that's a good one. 133 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,640 And then there's the swiss roll. 134 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,800 - First, you remove your... - Everyone! Everyone! Everyone! 135 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,960 Come quick! 136 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,640 There's a lady downstairs with red hair, and she wants to buy the house! 137 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,960 - What's going on? - Are you selling the house? 138 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,760 - Shh, guys! I don't know. - And this is the kitchen. 139 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,560 Take a seat. I'll just, er... 140 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,680 Oh! 141 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,160 Sorry. 142 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,560 Gooseberry? 143 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,480 Oh, no, thank you. 144 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,160 - Maybe later. - So, when is the work going to start? 145 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,040 - It has. - Oh, of course it has. 146 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,520 So, when do you expect to open? 147 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,280 Oh, she's a spunky one! 148 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,760 Straight down to business. 149 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,120 Well, we've had a few setbacks, to be honest. 150 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,400 Just a few? 151 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,400 We spent all our loans on drainage and the roof. 152 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,600 But we've been doing the renovations ourselves, so that's free. 153 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,720 Apart from materials. 154 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,960 Apart from materials. 155 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,560 Well, you must be exhausted, you poor little dumplings. 156 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,360 So we thought, when we get the first couple of rooms finished, 157 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,680 then we'll open it like that while we do the rest. 158 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,840 I see. How many staff? 159 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,440 Two. 160 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,440 Oh, like a BandB? 161 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,040 At first... 162 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,200 Aw. 163 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,560 Well, it sounds like you really are doing your best. 164 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,680 Of course, Herrington Hotels has the finance 165 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,360 to use a vast team of contractors - get the renovations done 166 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,400 - within the year. - Within the year? 167 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,600 And, of course, as you know, there's the start-up costs, 168 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:29,480 the staff, the services, the marketing, a big opening event, blah, blah, blah. 169 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,640 We can afford the short-term loss for the long-term gain. 170 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,120 - Of course. - Yeah. 171 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,560 And we'd be willing to make you a generous offer. 172 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,280 Er, now, this ought to be a large sum. 173 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,520 This house is worth at least £1,000. 174 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,360 Heavens above! 175 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,080 - Oh, the big boys are in town! - So many shillings! 176 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,800 Is that the sort of amount you were thinking of? 177 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,360 Yeah! 178 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,960 Um, yes, please. 179 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 It does look like a lot when it's written down, doesn't it? 180 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,840 Subject to survey, of course. 181 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,640 Shall we take a look around the rest of the house? 182 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,280 - Yeah, please. Yeah, follow us. - Yeah, sure. 183 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,400 My God! 184 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,080 Does this mean they're leaving? 185 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,880 Yep. Taking the money and running. 186 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,040 And worse. You heard the lady, this place will be a hotel 187 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,000 before you can say...hotel! 188 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,680 Hotel. Oh, no, I said it! 189 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,440 Common room - now! 190 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,800 If everyone can make it and wants to. 191 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,200 - Yeah, no. - Yeah, of course. 192 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,000 So many beautiful original features. 193 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,280 Just look at that cornice! 194 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,840 Er, excuse me? 195 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,280 Yes? Oh. 196 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,960 Don't suppose you could move me away from this large hole? 197 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,040 Who's that lady with Michael and Alison? 198 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,400 Didn't the others tell you? 199 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,360 No. We're having a little break from each other, actually. 200 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,440 Oh, yeah? 201 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,240 Got sick of you being a bit of a prat, did they? 202 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,080 No! Absolutely not! It was the other way round, if anything. 203 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,440 Now, come along, who is she? 204 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,120 Apparently, she's buying the house. 205 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,480 So, are you going to move me away from the, er...? 206 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,000 You're not there any more, are you? 207 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,400 Yeah, he's gone. 208 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,480 Guys, guys, guys! Guys, listen up! We need to think of a plan. 209 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,160 Oh, he sounds like the Captain! 210 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,200 Yes, he does. He does sound like the Captain. 211 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,880 No, no, Captain be more like, er, "Fall in! Attention!" 212 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,040 "Right, pipe down, everyone! 213 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,480 "I've had quite enough of me being a smelly old walrus." 214 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,440 "I'm going to boss everybody about 215 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,600 "and never think of anything myself!" 216 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:44,120 All right, guys. OK, all right. OK, guys, OK. 217 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,920 Let's get to it! 218 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,120 If that's all right with everyone. 219 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:53,600 We just need to give them clear, calm reasons not to sell. 220 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,520 Erm... 221 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,840 She's a witch! And I should know! 222 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,320 Well, it's a big decision, and you'll need time to think about it, 223 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,760 so any questions, just give me a tinkle. 224 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,480 - I mean, I think yes. - No! 225 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,240 - Oh! - Yes! Done! 226 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,360 Great! 227 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,640 So I'll set the wheels in motion, 228 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,160 get the surveyors booked in, and we'll take it from there. 229 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,600 OK? 230 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,640 Sorry, I'm gonna have to get this. Speak soon. 231 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,160 - Don't forget your gooseberries! - Oh... 232 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,680 Thank you. 233 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,160 Hm... 234 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,000 It's in the bag. They haven't got a clue what they're doing. 235 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,800 They practically ripped my arm off. 236 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,800 Yep. Yep. We can get this for a steal. 237 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,400 Enough! Enough, OK? We tried. 238 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,720 We really did. 239 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,440 But we can't afford to do this any more. 240 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,480 - You need money? - Mm-hm. 241 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,840 Right. Powwow - upstairs - nowwow! 242 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,960 I will find you means if it's the last thing I do! 243 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,240 OK, they've gone. 244 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,680 So they want us to stay now? 245 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,200 Yeah. 246 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,320 No, I know, I don't understand them either. 247 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,600 But they're not gonna be our problem soon. 248 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,680 We can find an unhaunted house to live in. 249 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:16,960 Let's not get ahead of ourselves, yeah? 250 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,600 Yeah, no, we should wait till it's official 251 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,960 before we start looking at houses. 252 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,320 Sorry I'm late. 253 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,800 - Oh, I remember you guys! - Yeah. 254 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,760 Wow, your budget's changed. 255 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,280 Oh, well, my great-auntie died. 256 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,520 - I'm really sorry to hear that. - No, it's fine, I'd never met her. 257 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:33,920 Right. 258 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,120 I mean, the frontage really sells this place. 259 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,280 So impressive. 260 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,120 It was renovated by an architect who lived here first, 261 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,240 I believe, in the '60s. 262 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,160 Let's take a look inside, shall we? 263 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,920 No. 264 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,280 Sorry? 265 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,880 No... 266 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,840 I'm just not really feeling this one. 267 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,200 - Sure you don't want to see inside? - No. 268 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,960 She's very instinctive. Goes with her gut. 269 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:16,040 I knows. Put the house on wheels - or a cart - 270 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,880 move it to pastures new, 271 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,160 then the hair lady can build the hotel in its place 272 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,000 and ours the house for ever will be. 273 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,880 OK... 274 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,360 Well, it's not OK, is it? 275 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,280 You can't put a house on wheels. 276 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,680 No, look, it all comes down to money, right? 277 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,200 - So, if they can find their own investors... 278 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,200 We no want hotel! 279 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,040 - But-t-t-t... -T-T-T-T-T... 280 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,480 With respect, Robin, hear me out. 281 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:42,720 There doesn't have to be a hotel if there are investors. 282 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,760 It's very clever, you see. 283 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,600 You tell them they've invested in offshore high-yields, right? 284 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,360 And then the profits they receive are just funds from other investors, 285 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,560 and so on and so forth. 286 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,480 Sounds a bit like fraud, mate. 287 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,240 Well, yes, sure, Pat, but, you know, 288 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,000 sometimes you have to bend the rules 289 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:01,440 in order to make them make you some money, so... Hmm. 290 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,800 We sell cakes! 291 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,240 We can't make cakes. 292 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,720 - Buns, then. - That's not the issue, Kitty. 293 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,960 - Oh! - I have it! 294 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,120 I shall ghostwrite a novel. 295 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,760 In Alison's name. 296 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,440 A modern bestseller. 297 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,240 The most erotic fiction of the year. 298 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,680 - Oh. - Oh, no, no. 299 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,600 Michelle was driving a car. 300 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,720 Oh, good Lord. 301 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,880 Nathaniel was sitting handsomely in the adjoining seat. 302 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,880 He leans over and kisses her nape. 303 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,240 "Be careful," she warns breathlessly, 304 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,000 "I'm trying to drive a car!" 305 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,080 - Yes! - Someone, take this down. 306 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,120 - Quick, quick, quick! - Michelle drive car. 307 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,640 Nathaniel look nice in next chair. 308 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,040 And then they do it. 309 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,520 I'd buy that. 310 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,600 Where was I? Nathaniel caresses her... 311 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,000 OK, so, here we are - 312 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,480 the penthouse! 313 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,080 Nice to be up high. 314 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,280 Away from it all. 315 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,840 Indeed. OK, then. 316 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,520 The first thing I'm gonna show you - 317 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,880 cos let's face it, that's why we're up here - 318 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,280 the view. 319 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,800 You've got to be joking. 320 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,920 I know. Stunning, isn't it? 321 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,600 And a balcony there, if you're into gardening. 322 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,360 And, you know, even if you don't, 323 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,280 you could barbecue there. 324 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,840 - Hallo! - And it's south-facing, 325 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,760 - so, you know, when the sun's out... - Hallo. 326 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,240 - Sie winkte! Hallo! - Hallo! 327 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,760 - Hallo, hallo! Hallo! - Hallo! Sie winkte! 328 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,480 Hallo, hallo! 329 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,600 I just remembered - I don't like heights. 330 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,280 What? 331 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,960 - I thought you... - It's not for me, thanks. 332 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,960 Hallo, hallo! 333 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,800 Nein, nein! Komm zurück, komm zurück! 334 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,920 Oh. 335 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Harbingers of doom! 336 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,320 We're running out of time! 337 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,880 We'll think of something. 338 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,600 We have to. 339 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:53,080 Now then, you might not like it, but we must have order, 340 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,920 direction, leadership. 341 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,640 Yes, what is it? 342 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,200 - Nigel. - Nigel. 343 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,200 Erm, why are you here? 344 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,040 - Good question. - I was wondering that. 345 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,440 - Yeah. - That's my question. 346 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,120 I'm here to help. 347 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,800 You clearly need leadership. 348 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,440 Ramshackle bunch, 349 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,480 moping about down here all day, feeling sorry for yourselves. 350 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,840 Now, look, I can lead you upstairs, get you new quarters. 351 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,760 There is no reason why we shouldn't be enjoying the whole house together. 352 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,680 We'll show them! 353 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,520 I don't think we'll be doing that. 354 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,880 What is it? Are you stuck down here, or something? 355 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,560 No, we just don't really like going up there. 356 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,800 - Do you not get tired of one another? - Well, we do. 357 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,080 - We don't! - Not really. 358 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,160 - A bit. - Sometimes. 359 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,840 I mean, sure, we do fall out from time to time, 360 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,040 but it's never lasted longer than 20, 25 years. 361 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,160 - Exactly. - Yeah. 362 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,960 The thing is, Captain, this is our home. 363 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,120 You know, we were thrown in here together, 364 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,160 and I suppose we belong together at the end of the day. 365 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,600 Aw. Nice. 366 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:53,560 Yeah, it might be a plague pit, but it's our plague pit, isn't it? 367 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,120 I see. Yes. 368 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,680 Ho! 369 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,760 Hah! Carry on. 370 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,160 And we've seen some amazing places. 371 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,240 Not a bull's-eye yet, 372 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,800 - but we'll get there. - Yeah, now, your business plan 373 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,240 indicated 18 guest rooms, didn't it? 374 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,480 Oh, the business plan, yeah. 375 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,720 Ah, well, I'm immediately realising we can't accommodate 376 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,880 that many rooms - I'm such a silly duck. 377 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,280 A lot of space needed for facilities - spa, swimming pool, etc. 378 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:24,640 So I think my valuation might have been a teensy whit premature. 379 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,160 My fault entirely. 380 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200 Right. 381 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,520 We'll see what it comes to once we get a clear picture from these chaps. Great! 382 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,800 Sorry, does that mean that...? 383 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:35,000 Ciao. Oh, hello, Gerald. Yeah. Yeah. 384 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,080 Yes... 385 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,680 She's a wily one. 386 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,000 - Oh, great. - Hm. 387 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,000 So, it's a way of listening to music on the go, 388 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,640 only instead of just one album, the Multi-Deck, 389 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,240 housed in a knapsack, 390 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,480 can play a selection from four albums. 391 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,320 That's almost 50 songs! 392 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,920 I mean, imagine that! 393 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,280 It already exists. 394 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,480 As if! 395 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,560 Does it? 396 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,880 ICOEC! 397 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,120 Why have we abandoned my novel? 398 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,760 - ICOEC! - What are you saying, you smelly ape? 399 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,800 ICOEC! 400 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,560 International Centre of Excellence in Chess. 401 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,240 Lot of money in chess, lot of money. 402 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,480 Yeah, that may take some time, Robin. 403 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,600 We need dough now. 404 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,200 Oh! Let's find some buried treasure! 405 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,800 First, we need to know where to look. 406 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,480 Oh, let's find a treasure map! 407 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,040 Of course! 408 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,240 I know just the thing! 409 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,480 Hmm... 410 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,560 She's got a thing about storage. 411 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:49,080 And there's no other nooks and crannies? Hiding places? 412 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,360 No. This is it. 413 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,120 I've got places with more character, but you said you only wanted new-builds... 414 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,280 - Can we have a moment? - Sure. 415 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,280 Nothing? 416 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,640 All clear. 417 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,040 Not a ghost in sight. 418 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,840 - It's a really nice house. - Yeah. 419 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,440 - Nice garden. - Yeah. 420 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,800 This was what we wanted in the first place, wasn't it? 421 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,920 Hmm. 422 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,160 A nice normal house. 423 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,080 It's quiet, isn't it? 424 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,600 Mmm. 425 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,400 Pull over! Come on, come on. 426 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,640 They're all waiting for me. 427 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,720 Well, you won't have to put up with them much longer. 428 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,160 - Come quick! - Quickly! 429 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,640 - We've got something to show you! - All right, all right, all right! 430 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,840 - Come on, this way! - Are they with you? 431 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,520 - Yeah. - Right. 432 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,800 Well, I'm gonna have a bath! 433 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,760 Now, if I remember rightly, it is behind that chest, 434 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800 under the last board. 435 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,520 What, you want me to lift up a floorboard? 436 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,760 Before you do, 437 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,600 I would like to say something. 438 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,400 OK... 439 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,000 When you first came here, 440 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,360 I thought you were a prostitute. 441 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,200 I did, I can admit that now. 442 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,480 And whilst I still find it utterly impossible to believe 443 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,040 I'm related to such a... 444 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,200 The fact is, you are a Button. 445 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,360 Of sorts. 446 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,600 Half a Button. 447 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,840 And this house, our beautiful house, 448 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,720 should belong to a Button. 449 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,640 Should be cared for by a Button. 450 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,800 Underneath that board is a box, 451 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,680 and in that box is a jewel, 452 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,520 an Araby jewel, 453 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:06,360 given to my husband by Queen-Empress Alexandra herself. 454 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,080 I am quite sure it is priceless. 455 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,880 If that jewel can keep this house a home, 456 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,880 a family home, 457 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,720 then it is yours. 458 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,120 Thank you. 459 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,080 That's... Well, I don't know what to say. 460 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,840 Well, I mean, it is yours now anyway. I can't physically stop you. 461 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,000 Open it! 462 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,760 Yes, open it! Open it! Quick! 463 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,800 "Sorry, darling, pawned it." 464 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,320 You thieving git! 465 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,920 Look, guys, no offence, but it wasn't just about the money. 466 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,880 This isn't how normal people live. 467 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,200 - We can change! - Please just stay! 468 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,520 I promise I won't come into your bedroom every morning. 469 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,880 We'll all be on our best behaviour. 470 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,760 And I will try and stop judging 471 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,640 your awful manners, terrible posture and... 472 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,920 I shall cease my wooing, should you like. 473 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,840 I still make you jump. 474 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,840 I shall peep no more on your husband at privy. 475 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,400 - Hmm? - I'll... 476 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,040 Actually, I don't do anything wrong, do I? 477 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,200 Guys, please. 478 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,160 This is sweet of you, but I'm sorry. 479 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,520 This place felt like a dream, 480 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,480 it really did, 481 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,760 but it's turned into a nightmare. 482 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,440 And now we have a chance to get out! 483 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,680 Can you honestly say you wouldn't leave if you could? 484 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,400 Ah, Katherine, there you are. 485 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,480 You've come to gloat, have you? 486 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,920 Well, you've won. 487 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,400 - She's leaving. - No, no. 488 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,160 I have some information for you, Katherine. 489 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,720 For your ears only. 490 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,040 Why me? What about the others? 491 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,640 Oh... They don't want to listen to this old walrus. 492 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,000 You heard? 493 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,440 Yes, I'm afraid so. 494 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,560 Even the bit about your ear hair? 495 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,000 What? 496 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,400 No. Not that bit, no. 497 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,000 Oh. 498 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,840 You love Alison, don't you? You want her to stay? 499 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,960 Yes. 500 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,240 And you want her to be happy, of course? 501 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,240 Of course. 502 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,160 I happen to know that woman is trying to swindle them. 503 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,760 By a considerable amount, if I'm right. 504 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,640 Now, there is something you can do. 505 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,160 She'd listen to you, her friend, 506 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,800 should you choose to help her. 507 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,880 The question is, what do you care about more - 508 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,520 keeping Alison here or letting her be happy? 509 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,000 Sorry, I've got to stand. 510 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,880 - The basement? - There's plenty of room down there 511 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:16,920 for swimming baths. 512 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,920 Well, I'm sure she'd have thought of that, wouldn't she? 513 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,960 Exactly. 514 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,640 Unless she didn't tell you on purpose so she could pay you less. 515 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,520 That crafty... 516 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,200 Thank you, Kitty. 517 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,520 I'd hug you if I could. 518 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,880 - I'd love that. - I am going to miss you, in a way. 519 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,160 Maybe I can come back and stay in the hotel sometimes. 520 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,000 Yes, you could sleep in my room! 521 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,400 We'll stay up all night talking about balls and eligible men. 522 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,520 Yeah. 523 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,920 Right. 524 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,640 I'd better tell them to check out the basement. 525 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,600 Hi, Fiona? It's Alison. 526 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,200 I've got some tremendous news. 527 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,520 So, if you could just call me back when you get this. 528 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,000 Are they starting already? 529 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,040 It looks like it. 530 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,000 - Just this way. - If it make it better, 531 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,280 I seen many house come and go here. 532 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,600 No, that makes it worse. 533 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,320 Oh, yeah. 534 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,320 Is he smiling? 535 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,600 Villain! 536 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,760 Hey, you! Er, me! 537 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,400 Just wait there. I'm coming. 538 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,160 How long did they say they'll take? 539 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,280 Oh, it's not too long. They just need to dig some exploratory holes. 540 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,800 It's quite common now to use the basement to expand. 541 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,640 Oh, so you've done this before? 542 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,560 I think maybe we might have 543 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,920 on one of our other properties. It was silly of me 544 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,640 not to have thought of it here! I really am a first-class booby. 545 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,520 - Never mind, we got there in the end. - And we don't have to lower the price. 546 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,800 Hmm. 547 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,160 Left a bit, right a bit. 548 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,880 - Sorry to interrupt. - All done, Malcolm? 549 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,440 Not strictly speaking, no. 550 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,480 There's something, um... 551 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,920 Perhaps you should come and take a look for yourselves. 552 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,240 Oh, it's dusty. Oh, dear. 553 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,320 Oh! It's gone all dark. 554 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,560 Hang on. 555 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,200 Oh, dear. 556 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,280 Right, so, erm... 557 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,000 Spit it out and then we can get back up, into the light. 558 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,480 Well, we took up a couple of stone slabs, 559 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:45,160 started digging and, um, we had to stop because we found something. 560 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,880 What did you find? 561 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,080 There's a grave. 562 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,680 Oh, God. 563 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,840 Where? 564 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,400 We're standing on it. 565 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,240 Fiona, Fiona give me your hand! 566 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,680 - Get me out! Get me out! - Oh, gosh, look, Mick, it's you! 567 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,040 How do you know? 568 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,440 Get me out! Get me out of here! 569 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,320 Fiona, please! This wasn't us. It's a plague pit! 570 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,560 We didn't kill anyone! 571 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,200 Well, we've had to alert the authorities. 572 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,800 You can just dig up the bones, can't you? 573 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,200 Yeah, this doesn't affect the sale. 574 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,320 They don't let just anyone exhume human remains. 575 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,080 If this is a plague pit, it's a site of historical interest. 576 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,320 They'll be at it for ages. 577 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,320 I think we'll find a property that isn't a mass grave! 578 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,160 - I need to get out of here, immediately. - Fiona, Fiona, please! 579 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,600 Watch it, Humphrey. 580 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,160 Bingo! 581 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,000 Ah! Hello! 582 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,320 Did you miss me? 583 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,840 - Fiona, please, just wait a minute! - It's an old house, 584 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,320 there's bound to be some skeletons... 585 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,200 Fiona! 586 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,000 Oh-ho-ho! 587 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,200 Kitty, did you know this would happen? 588 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,000 I didn't, honestly. 589 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,320 The Captain said that the basement would... 590 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,840 It was nothing, really. 591 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,320 I'll give you a full debrief at 19.00 hours. 592 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,440 Oh, good. 593 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,640 He'll never hush about this! 594 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,920 Hang on, you made me do something horrible! 595 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,480 - Yes, but they're staying. - Oh, that's good! 596 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:25,960 Did they do this? 597 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,200 Yep. Yes. Yes, they did. 598 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,160 If I could touch you lot, I'd kill you! 599 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,120 If I could see you, and you weren't already dead... 600 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,240 Steady on, mate! 601 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,800 I feel like we're gonna be stuck here for ever. 602 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,240 Join the club. 603 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,800 Can I sleep in your room tonight? 604 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,640 - No. - Tomorrow? 605 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,360 You are beautiful when you're sad. 606 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,360 Have you brushed your hair today? It looks like a bird's nest. 607 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,320 Please, guys, you said you'd change. 608 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,880 - Boo! Ha! - Oh! 609 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,800 Guys, I'm back! And I feel amazing. 610 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,040 Oh, wow! 611 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,520 So, did I miss anything? Or was...? 612 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:06,040 Oh, come off it! Left a bit, left a bit... 613 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,840 Left a bit!