1 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,451 Did you enjoy your meal, sir? 2 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:23,288 You bet! 3 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,125 Kung pao chicken and white rice... 4 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:36,035 My favorite meal three years running. 5 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,139 Ah, thank you. 6 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,209 Fortune cookie. 7 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:47,679 Wouldn't want to forget that. 8 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,022 It's the highlight of my night. 9 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,785 Huh. 10 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,224 "Adventure comes to those who seek it." 11 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:14,039 Hmm. 12 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:23,082 Hm-hm! 13 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,318 Time to Ace a foreign-language class! 14 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:30,389 Buenos day-os! 15 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:32,825 Bone juice! 16 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,763 Grunton tog! 17 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:41,333 Well, rigby, you did it. 18 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:47,206 You failed all your foreign-language classes. 19 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,388 Makes me so sad seeing you walking through the halls, 20 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,512 A grown man floating around like a ghost. 21 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,582 Why do I even need a foreign language, anyway? 22 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,552 It's not like I'll ever use it in real life. 23 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:04,783 I can get by on my street smarts... 24 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:13,132 Just walkin' around, talkin' to people, 25 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,360 Talkin' on the street, like, "hey, how you doin'?" 26 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,538 Just pass a foreign language somehow and graduate already! 27 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,408 I can't take this anymore! 28 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,498 And then we just sat there crying for 10 minutes. 29 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,286 What are you gonna do, dude? 30 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:41,360 Hello, everyone. 31 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:46,398 I have a very shocking announcement. 32 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,272 I'm gonna go to China and teach English for a month. 33 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,309 Whoa! 34 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:00,379 That's awesome! I know! 35 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,282 They even cover my plane ticket. 36 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:08,720 Benson, do you even know any Chinese? 37 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,378 Uh, no. But I'm teaching English, so... 38 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,533 Well, everybody, have a good month, 39 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,109 And you know what I always say, 40 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:26,991 "Adventure comes to those who seek it." 41 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,253 Close the window. 42 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,359 So, what are you gonna do about your foreign language, rigby? 43 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,363 Rigby?! 44 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:54,900 Rigby?! 45 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:06,578 ♪ 46 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,252 Does anybody know where the school is?! 47 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,590 Uh, xue xiao? 48 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:22,728 Xue xiao? 49 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:35,741 Oh, Benson! 50 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,930 We're so excited to have foreign English teacher. 51 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,313 Thanks so much, principal zang. 52 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,618 - Zhang? - Zhang! 53 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,921 Oh, I'm really sorry about my outfit. 54 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,326 The airline lost my luggage. 55 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,398 Uh, no, it's a good shirt. 56 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,453 So, do I get reimbursed for my ticket now, or...? 57 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,830 Oh, you only get plane ticket if your kids impress 58 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,676 At the big English performance at end of semester. 59 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,379 Huge assembly... Whole school watching! 60 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,316 Seriously? 61 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,071 Yes. Very funny. But it's very serious. 62 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,647 Well... stick to the book and you'll be fine. 63 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,060 Uh... 64 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:03,795 Uh... Hello? 65 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,567 Hi! 66 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,843 Heh heh. All right. 67 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,646 Well, uh... 68 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,883 My name is Benson dunwoody. 69 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:29,187 You can call me Benson or Mr. Benson. 70 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,494 I was told you already have English names, 71 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,966 So we'll start with the class list. 72 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,037 Kobe? Present. 73 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,042 LeBron? Present. 74 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,914 Apple? Present. 75 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,586 Rigby? 76 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:05,824 Yeah-uh! 77 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:15,767 Rigby, what are you doing here?! 78 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,104 I need a foreign-language class. 79 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,942 You're teaching a foreign-language class. 80 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,334 It's really the most convenient option. 81 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,819 How did you even get here?! 82 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,811 I'll give you all this stuff if you take me to... 83 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,598 This school! 84 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,602 Okay! 85 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:56,741 Rigby, go home now. 86 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,847 Come on, Benson. All I need is a passing grade. 87 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,687 I'll pass you if you earn it. 88 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,824 Nice! Up top! 89 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,900 All right, everyone. 90 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,344 In this class, we'll be learning how to write a formal letter. 91 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,675 So, naturally, we'll start with keeping concise syntax. 92 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,316 Lo shi! Uh, what? 93 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,858 What are you... What are you saying to me? 94 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:52,397 Teacher! 95 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:57,736 Teacher! 96 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,911 Uh, teacher Benson... teacher! 97 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,349 Yes, uh, apple? 98 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,753 What does egg-skellent mean? 99 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,022 Excuse me? 100 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:19,891 Eh? 101 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,580 Well, "eggscellent" is more like slang, 102 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,929 So, you know, it's not really applicable to this lesson. 103 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,365 It kind of means like "really cool," but with eggs. 104 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,939 Ah! 105 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,042 Shenme, shenme, shenme. 106 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,180 Uh... 107 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,422 Well, uh, maybe if we have time at the end of class. 108 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,118 Rigby, do you have girlfriend? 109 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,089 Why, yes, I do, Kobe. 110 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,225 Wow! 111 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,329 What about you, Mr. Benson? 112 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,767 Uh, well, I'm... 113 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,406 Not really officially seeing anyone right now. 114 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,211 Wha?! 115 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,183 Do you want one? 116 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,353 I don't... 117 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,161 Uh, no. 118 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,104 It's not... It's not really relevant. 119 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,707 Rigby, how many hot dogs can you eat? 120 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,805 Five... Three with buns! 121 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,274 Wow! Me too! 122 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,912 You're pretty eggscellent, rigby. 123 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,352 Hm-hm-hm!