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23,976

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Denial: 1) rejection of any
requests or links; 2) refusal;

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3) a statement made about salvation
on your own ass.

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Which I won't talk about for ten minutes
or for any procedures.

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See from another angle if you like how it is
the film exposed - from beginning to end...

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work of comedic fantasy,
not to be taken seriously.

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I declare that what
the following is an inciting…

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or has provocatively left ours
drive and past excessive decision;

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and the past decision is preserved
for God and God himself

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Before you think to hurt
someone for trivia from this movie

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remember: even God has feeling
for humor. Just look at the platypus.

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Thank you and happy viewing.

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Postscript: We sincerely apologize to
all platypus enthusiasts,

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affected by
the previous comment about them.

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We on the other hand respect
noble platypuses, and this is not

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our intent to offend
these simple creatures by no means.

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Thank you and happy viewing.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the representative
of Catholicism, Cardinal Glick.

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Thank you.

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We all know what people think

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and the newspapers in this country

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for the Catholic Church.

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They consider us a thing of the past
and outdated institution.

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People think the Bible is nonsense...

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even for fiction.

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In his desire to refute
all this...

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the church decided this year to renew

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both faith and style.

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For example, the crucifixion.

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It was a symbol of our faith.

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The Holy Church decided to withdraw

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this very familiar one

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and a very depressing image

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of our Patron.

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Christ did not come to Earth,
to offer us temptations.

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He has come to deliver us.

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He was an assistant
of our Almighty Lord

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we come with a new one,
a more inspiring image.

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It is a great pleasure for me
to introduce you to the first one

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of the many Catholic campaigns

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which in the following years
will discover the true image of

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"Friend Christ".

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No penalty is mentioned anywhere
for those who use this symbol.

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It's like we've been kicked
around the office.

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But look at her.

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Isn't it great?

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The friend Christ.

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Here is the answer.

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Let's say it straight.

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You don't believe in God
because of Alice in Wonderland?

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No, "Looking out the window".

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This poem,
"The Carpenter and the Walrus..."

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it's blaming
in organizing religions.

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With his measure and good nature

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he clearly represents another Buddha

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or with your teeth,
Elephant God in Hindi, Ganesha.

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That takes care of
your Eastern religion.

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The carpenter who apparently
is very grateful to Jesus

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for having raised his son,
represents the Eastern religion.

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What do they do in the poem?

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They make everyone follow them

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and then they move on to peeling
and devouring the helpless creatures.

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I don't know what that tells you
but it tells me...

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that you follow this faith based
mostly of mythological figures

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ensures the destruction
of your inner self.

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Organized religion is destroying us

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by setting limits on actions,
and our decisions

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like some terrible parent who

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wags the finger at us
for thousands of years

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and says, "Do it.
Do it or I'll spank you."

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God!

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The way you present things
I never thought that way.

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What happened to my life?

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what am i
- Ah, I know.

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I advise you...

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to take the money
which you keep for your parish

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buy a nice dress
to get better

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Find a man or woman to be with
to connect, even for a moment…

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because all life
Sestro is a series of moments.

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To take hold.

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Well done girl.

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You know, just that
I can't understand.

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you know very well
that God exists.

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You were in the same room.
You talked to him personally.

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But by listening to you I can
to say you are an atheist.

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Man, I like to screw around
with the clergy.

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I love doing it.
I like to keep dudes on their toes.

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That's exactly what I don't understand about you.

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Why did you feel the need to come here?

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Because my friend, this is where it all came together
the best of humanity.

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Look at them.

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All that anger, all that
mistrust, all this unhappiness...

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forget about the perfect moment
when they get off the plane.

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Do you see these two?

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However, the boy does not know that the girl
was hoikalo while he was gone.

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Seriously?
- Twice.

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Great.
- But right now that doesn't matter...

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because they are happy to be together.

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I like that.

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I want them to feel
so more often.

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Is that why I had to come here?
and drop the cartoons?

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called and said
that it is important.

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I wanted you to share the good times
from Hallmark with me.

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We're going home.

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Someone sent us this.

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Take it and leave, giving me an evil look.
They'll think we just broke up.

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You said we were going home, didn't you?
- You should read the rest.

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"Cardinal Glick the representative
of the Catholic Campaign".

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And?

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Keep reading.

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"The consecration in the church of St. Michael

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is the start of the campaign that will
put Catholicism back into people's mouths.

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With the approval of the Pope,
on the way to the arch entrance

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in New Jersey will be served
somewhat common

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a Catholic rite according to which
to all who passed under her,

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their sins shall be
completely simplified.

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For the Sunday news,
I'm Grant Hicks."

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And all I have to do
is to go through the arch,

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and will i be able to go home?

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No. Passing through the arch, all of them
our sins will be forgiven.

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And then we'll just have to die.
- Shall we die? I don't want to die.

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Would you rather hang out here?
- No. We don't know if we can die.

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But what if we could die
and that thing with the arch didn't work?

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Then, is Ada coming?
Screw it.

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It's impossible.
If we clip our wings

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and assume fully human form
we will become mortal.

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If we die with pure souls,
there's no way they're keeping us away.

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We will no longer be angels,
but at least we'll be home.

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Who sent us the paper?
- Who cares?

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The most important thing is that after all
these years, we found a loophole.

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He can't keep us out anymore.

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when we get back
all will be forgiven and forgotten.

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But this is church law.

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It is not a divine mandate.

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Church laws are wrong,
because they are man-made.

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One of the sacred promises
delivered to Peter the first

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of the sons of God
before leaving either:

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Whatever happens
guard the truth on Earth

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I will keep her in Heaven.

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This is dogma. When the church says,
that it is so, and God must observe it.

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This is a sanction from the Pope...

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let me tell you
your anal attention to things

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never gives positive results.

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You can't be anally developed,
if you don't have an anus.

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Great job!

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I think we should
one last thing before we go.

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With this we will propitiate him.

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What?

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I've been dreaming about this for five years.
Read.

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"Muubi, the Golden Calf".

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To create an "Empire of Credulity"

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I want to hit them.

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You really are one
a very simple creature.

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At last we found a way home,
and you want to expose to danger

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anything just because you have some
memories of the good old days.

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What better way than to
remorse, renewing positions,

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that were taken from me
thanks to you

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I don't think killing for fun
it will do us good.

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Killing for fun?
I am talking about Divine justice.

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I speak of desolation with fire and brimstone,
which will punish sinners.

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He is all that.
I know he wants us to.

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There is no Angel of Death
since you left

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Doesn't that tell you something?

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What if you're wrong
which is normal for you?

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If I'm wrong - though I'm not -
it won't matter.

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We'll go through the arch anyway.

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Our sins will be forgiven.

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He hates competition.
That's all I'll tell you.

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You and your Muubi
you are also his competition.

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Where is the church?

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New Jersey.
The ceremony is in four days.

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Last four days on earth?

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If I had a dick I would use it.

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We might do another cool thing.
- What?

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Let's shake people.

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Relax, not you.

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The most illiterate head
from the Right to Life Foundation...

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will play softball

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v. Cook County

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next sunday at 2:00.

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A second shipment will be donated today...

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of the John Dodgersey Fund.

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For those of you
who did not follow the news

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I will recall that an unidentified man

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he was severely beaten
on the New Jersey shore last Tuesday

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now lies in critical but stable
condition in one of the local hospitals.

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His identity has not been established

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and the police were out of luck
looking for his eventual family.

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The Bishop of the Diocese of Trenton
contested the decision

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to remove the life saver
system

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pleading with all Catholics in the world

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to join the protests.

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Please stand up in the name
of the Lord.

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we believe in god
Almighty Father,

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the creator of Earth and Heaven.

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We believe in Jesus Christ,
his only son

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Choose life!

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You will burn in Hell
nasty baby killers!

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His mother is old. What an abomination.

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Where?

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00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:07,042
What are you thinking about?

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God! You are Catholic.
Can't you talk to them?

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00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,471
No doubt they hate me more than you.

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At least you have an excuse.
You are Jewish.

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We had an excuse
when we killed Jesus.

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where were you yesterday
We were going to eat.

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At church.

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It's gonna kill me
you and church.

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If only they knew about your weekly check
from Family Planning.

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I don't know why I still go, Liz.

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I don't remember going to church
since I was little and we moved.

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Now I stay every Sunday
and i feel nothing

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I don't think I have any left
some faith.

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Do you remember the student?
with whom I wanted to settle you?

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That 20 year old.

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The point is, he told me something.

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He said that faith is like a glass of water.

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When you're small the cup is small,
and it's easy to fill.

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The older you get,
the bigger the cup.

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And the amount of liquid for the small cup
it's not enough anymore.

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But periodically the cup
must be supplemented.

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you mean
that I should be stuffed?

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More than once.

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Get in class, Betty Sloan.
You need a man even for 10 minutes.

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I know from experience that the male creature
can't behave normally

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even for 10 minutes
throughout his life.

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That sounds a little belligerent. Thoughtful
do you want to cross to the other side?

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Why not? Women are sick brains.

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Then you must return to the church
and ask God for another solution.

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I think He's dead.

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The voice of the true Catholic.

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Good afternoon, Mrs. Reynolds.

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I'm from the EPA.

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We check for leaks.

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Tell me, do you have air conditioning?

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Yes.

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In every room?

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Except for the bathroom.
Why?

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You know what that means, right?

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Move!

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00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:32,062
No pleasure, no rapture,
there is no finer and greater sin than this.

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Clean up.

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Now comes the worst part.

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So... if I remember correctly...

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the forces

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will try to connect
with the last descendant.

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I need you three

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to drive her away.

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00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:06,263
Come on.

250
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,630
Look at Metatron!

251
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,549
The Harbinger of the Almighty
and the voice of the true God!

252
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,260
Metatron!

253
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,806
The Harbinger of the Almighty
and the voice of the true God!

254
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,867
Jesus!
Did you have to use it all?

255
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,954
Who the hell are you?
and what are you doing in my room

256
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,915
I'm the one who got soaked
and you are the one who behaves badly.

257
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,917
Very dumb

258
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,503
Get out of here NOW!

259
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,005
And what are you going to do to me?

260
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:26,552
Are you going to hit me with that fish?

261
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:32,182
Now sit on the bed
and shut your mouth!

262
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,810
Jesus!

263
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,688
Look at my suit.

264
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,566
take what you want
but don't kill me or rape me.

265
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:45,112
I surrender! I can't rape you
even if i want to. Angels have no gender.

266
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:51,285
do you see

267
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:55,247
I'm anatomically impaled
like the Ken doll.

268
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:58,125
Get better and give me that towel.

269
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,961
Your ass is hanging out and you're arrogant.

270
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,755
You think people are trying
to stuff into your pants.

271
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,382
what are you

272
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,509
I'm crazy, that's what I am.

273
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:11,680
Everyone who walks into your room?
are they watered with chemicals?

274
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:16,185
I'm not surprised you're alone.

275
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:22,649
Watch now.

276
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,158
As I was saying

277
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:35,162
before the fire extinguisher episode.

278
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:39,666
I am Metatron.

279
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:45,214
don't tell me
that the name means nothing to you.

280
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,757
You people...

281
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:51,303
If there wasn't a movie about it,
You wouldn't know much about Him, would you?

282
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,807
I am Seraphim.

283
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,853
The chief angel.

284
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:04,483
You know what an angel is, right?

285
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,653
Metatron plays the part
at the voice of the Lord.

286
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:12,032
Every documented case where any
ku-ku claims that God spoke to him…

287
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,784
talked to me

288
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:18,038
Or he was talking to himself.

289
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,999
Why doesn't God speak?

290
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,503
I'm glad you spoke up.
To answer you, I'll just say,

291
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:28,423
that people had not even heard of
nor psychological capacity,

292
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:32,302
to stand in awe
before the true voice of God.

293
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,889
If you hear it, your brain will turn
in a cave, and your heart will explode.

294
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:39,726
We had five casualties
before we establish this.

295
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,688
How can I be sure you're an angel?

296
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:47,234
Forgetting about the surprising
appearance and big wings?

297
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,864
Want more proof?

298
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,574
Okay.

299
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:58,120
How about a shot of tequila?

300
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,584
Where the hell are we?

301
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:07,129
The only place
where there is good tequila.

302
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,591
Two tequila sir
and an empty glass.

303
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,968
Are we in Mexico?

304
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,512
We're actually in a bit
family Mexican restaurant

305
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,806
down the street
which you live on, but...

306
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,725
It's very impressive, isn't it?

307
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,311
You don't mind that I took it off
the wings, right?

308
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,313
I strive to
I don't make eye contact.

309
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,775
What do you want from me?

310
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,821
I'm here to commission you
a holy crusade.

311
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:35,741
for the record,
I work in an abortion clinic.

312
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,619
Noah was drunk.
Look what he did.

313
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,623
No one asked you to build an ark.
You just have to go to New Jersey

314
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:47,127
and visit a small church
on a very special day.

315
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,049
New Jersey?

316
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,468
That doesn't sound like it to me
crusade.

317
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,887
By switching off
It's a nice picture.

318
00:18:56,929 --> 00:19:00,098
What picture?

319
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,018
Not to let two angels in
and reject everything that exists.

320
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,229
Wait, wait, wait.
Repeat again.

321
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,607
Not to let two angels
to get inside

322
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:11,818
and thus reject all,
which exists.

323
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,238
I hate when I have to repeat myself
for someone to understand me.

324
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,241
I guess you want me to explain the picture to you.

325
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:21,578
In the past, God was vengeful
and very temperamental.

326
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:27,042
His anger was born
by Loki - The Angel of Death.

327
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:30,838
When Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed,
it was Loki's doing.

328
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,967
When the water covered everything
except for the Noah things...

329
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,845
it was Loki - he was very good
in the things he did.

330
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,638
But one day...

331
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,975
He refused to incur God's wrath.

332
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,228
Why?
- He was listening to his friend...

333
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,565
Gregory, also known as Bartleby.
- Gregory?

334
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,901
One of the archangels.
They are called the Watchers.

335
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,361
And guess what they did.

336
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:58,907
And so one day, Loki destroyed
all the firstborn boys in Egypt…

337
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,451
The plague.

338
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,371
Just tell some people you're Metatron
and they immediately stare at you.

339
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,582
Mention something about
the movie with Charlton Heston...

340
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,667
and suddenly everyone becomes very knowledgeable.

341
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,461
May I continue
without interrupting me?

342
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,214
After he finished
with the first-born children

343
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,551
Loki took his friend
Bartleby to drink.

344
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:20,012
After many cups...

345
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,264
they got the point

346
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:24,266
whether killing in the name of God
is a good thing or not.

347
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,684
At the end of the conversation...

348
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:29,688
Bartleby convinced Loki
to quit his job

349
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,107
and to accept one in which there is not
to have to drive nobody.

350
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,902
And so

351
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,613
very drunk

352
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,365
Loki told the Lord that he was leaving

353
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,576
threw away his fiery sword

354
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,745
and showed him the middle finger.

355
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:48,040
Which affected us very badly
the rest because from that day on

356
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:51,168
God forbade the angels to drink.

357
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,378
Hence the spitting.

358
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,172
And so, because of their insolence

359
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:58,258
The Lord issued an order according to which
neither Loki's nor Bartleby's

360
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,886
will ever be allowed
to return to Paradise.

361
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,846
Were they sent to Hell?
- Worse.

362
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:04,806
Gathering knowledge...

363
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,809
for the entire history of mankind.

364
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:11,063
And when the world ends, they will have to
they sit at the gates of eternity.

365
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,106
And what do I have to do with it?

366
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:17,653
Someone showed them a loophole
in Catholic dogma,

367
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:20,364
that can afford them
to return to Paradise.

368
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,200
And so what? They're gonna screw up
the system. Well done to them.

369
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,118
It's not that simple.

370
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,665
If they enter
they will reverse the laws of the Lord.

371
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:35,003
Now listen to me very carefully,
because this part is very important.

372
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:39,091
Existence in all its forms

373
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:42,886
stands alone
and only on one principle -

374
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,931
God is sinless.

375
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:48,475
Proving Him wrong…

376
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,978
it will remove reality.

377
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,022
Up will be down,
white - black.

378
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:57,025
Existence will become non-existence.

379
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,611
In two words

380
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:03,365
if they enter the church

381
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:07,035
will destroy the world.

382
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,038
If this is so important,
why are you talking to me

383
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,041
Why didn't God do something about it?
- Maybe...

384
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,086
But he prefers you personally
take care of it.

385
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,754
Why me?

386
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,174
Because of who you are.

387
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:24,219
And who am I?

388
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:28,056
Don't ask so many questions.
It just served its purpose.

389
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:30,142
I'm pass.

390
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,186
Please?

391
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:36,732
When some infection destroys
my womb, where was the Lord?

392
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,400
When my husband decided…

393
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,944
that he can't be with a woman
who cannot bear him children...

394
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:43,488
where was the lord

395
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,991
To Hell with him.

396
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:49,912
Don't let the story
and let life blind you

397
00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:52,789
just because you're angry
of its creator.

398
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,167
You lost your chance
to create life.

399
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:58,754
But you are given a chance
to be the mother of the whole world

400
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,131
as someone who protects him -

401
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:05,511
saving him!

402
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,555
You have to decide for yourself.

403
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:11,350
Anyway, if you decide
stop being so selfish

404
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,894
and accept your responsibilities

405
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:15,854
you won't be alone.

406
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:17,314
There will be someone to help you.

407
00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:19,483
What? More angels?

408
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:22,945
Prophets.

409
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:27,491
With manners in speaking.

410
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,161
The one who speaks

411
00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:34,831
whether you want to
to listen to him or not

412
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,917
will call himself a prophet.

413
00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:39,336
The other one

414
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:41,213
well.. he's a quiet guy.

415
00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:44,132
Look, I have to go.

416
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:47,052
Remember, we're working for time.

417
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,597
What does he look like?

418
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:53,016
God?

419
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,185
Lonely...

420
00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:57,312
but fun.

421
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,523
He has a great sense of humor.

422
00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:01,567
Take the skirt for example.
There's nothing funnier...

423
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,319
from the ridiculous faces you make
when it comes down to it.

424
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:06,280
Is gender a funny thing in Heaven?

425
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:10,242
The way I understand it,
it's the same here.

426
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:14,746
I'll see you.

427
00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,579
Snug.
Did you see this shit, man?

428
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:05,125
I know they were just kids
but we kicked their asses!

429
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,633
I don't know what to say
or to think except…

430
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,635
Will you offer us sex as a reward?

431
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:17,804
I would like to know who they were
and who are you

432
00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:20,682
I'm Jay and this is it
my friend, Silent Bob.

433
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,519
I don't know who those kids were
but they would kick yours

434
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,480
butt,
if we hadn't shown up.

435
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:29,107
I'm glad
that you were out so late.

436
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,652
Wait.
Are you one of the protesters?

437
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,780
You mean those asses with the signs
and the posters of dead babies?

438
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,282
Hell no!

439
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:39,368
What will a woman do with her body
it's just her job.

440
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,370
But what are you doing here?

441
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,497
We're here to hunt dudes.

442
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:45,290
Please?

443
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:48,544
We think abortion clinics are
perfect place to meet women.

444
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:52,172
Otherwise, what would they be here for but,
if they don't like to fuck each other?

445
00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:54,341
That's right.

446
00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:57,261
I think I have to leave.
Thanks for saving me.

447
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,179
I think...
- Wait a minute!

448
00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:01,890
We saved your ass
and you just leave?

449
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,934
What the hell does that look like?

450
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:07,020
I had a very strange night,
and this one may not be better either.

451
00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,814
I better go home

452
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,358
to get something for
reading and relaxing.

453
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,903
How about this simplicity?
Dump this town, man!

454
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,447
I'm going home to Jersey
and I will resume my business.

455
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:21,410
I can kick the crap out of kids
and so to accumulate profit.

456
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,037
Prophets. Two.

457
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:27,833
Do you know what I'm talking about, Bob?
- You must be joking.

458
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:30,586
We call this thing the "Felicator".

459
00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:33,338
One glance
and the target is already at gunpoint.

460
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,757
Try it.

461
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:40,220
It is much more convenient than a flaming sword,
but it's not that impressive.

462
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:43,557
There's nothing like that blade
"The Wrath of the Almighty".

463
00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:47,477
And how do you think I will instill fear
in the hearts of sinners with this thing?

464
00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:48,896
Look now.

465
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:53,567
Well then, don't use a gun.
Ravage this place.

466
00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:56,778
It's easy for you to say. You stop
the light, razing everything to the ground.

467
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,947
You must stand here and honor.

468
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:01,033
I have a job to do.

469
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:04,036
what job do you have
Light a few fires?

470
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:07,039
To let down a sulphurous rain.
There is a subtle difference.

471
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,832
OK, it sure is.

472
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:13,003
Fuck you. Every freak with a match
in hand can start fire.

473
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:14,963
Sulfur rain is like
endurance test.

474
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:17,716
Through genocide it is achieved
greatest exhaustion of the body

475
00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:20,552
after football.

476
00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:25,098
I'll take this one.

477
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:39,488
So what's going on? Do you have a girlfriend for
Bob or will you handle both of us?

478
00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:41,990
If so, I'm the first.
I hate being second.

479
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,034
You are a man of principles.

480
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:47,746
Jersey is a long way from McHenry. Can you
may I ask what brought you here?

481
00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:50,290
Some guy named John Hodges.

482
00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:52,793
"Sixteen Candles" John Hodges?

483
00:29:52,835 --> 00:29:56,004
Do you know this guy too?
That damn guy.

484
00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:59,216
He made a hit with Sixteen Candles.
It's not bad.

485
00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:01,468
She had tits but no bush.

486
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:04,096
But Ebert doesn't care
for this king of something you are...

487
00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,682
because he is in love with this boy
John Hodges.

488
00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:08,892
Went and bought all his movies.

489
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:13,397
Fucking Club where the stupid kids
stagnate.

490
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:17,317
A nasty, strange scene in which one
child wants to undress and lie down

491
00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:20,529
but it won't
because it's a porn movie.

492
00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:24,783
And then "Pretty in Pink",
which I can't watch with this fat man

493
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:28,245
because when the villagers
hooked the man of her dreams

494
00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:31,790
he started to howl like a little bitch.

495
00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:35,169
And there is nothing worse than that
to watch a fat man roar.

496
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,171
What exactly brought you to Illinois?

497
00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:41,175
All these movies are made in this one
a small town called Shermer, Illinois

498
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:45,345
where the chicks are very cool
and their dudes are having fun.

499
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:48,390
Except for Judd Nelson.
He is very cool.

500
00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:51,894
And it is the best of all.

501
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:54,521
Then it hit me.
We could live like rats,

502
00:30:54,563 --> 00:30:56,857
if we were the dumb relationship
in Shermer, Illinois.

503
00:30:56,899 --> 00:31:00,110
So we raised some money, through
which we owed and caught the bus.

504
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:03,280
But you know what the hell
we found out once we got there?

505
00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:06,241
There is no such place
such as Shermer, Illinois.

506
00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:08,243
Movies are absolute crap.

507
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:12,331
And when are you coming back to New Jersey?
- God, you ask a lot of questions.

508
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,542
Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.

509
00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,503
Aha.
So, have you had anal sex?

510
00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,088
Is it true that bitches go crazy
if you fuck them in the ass?

511
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,008
I didn't want to
let's go out for sex

512
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,635
I'll take care of that.

513
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:28,388
This will sound
very strange.

514
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,974
I can't believe it
that I even think about it.

515
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,561
I think I should come with you.

516
00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:38,607
Permanently?
Do you want to be my girlfriend?

517
00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:41,693
Okay, but Silent Bob will live with us,
and you will pay the rent.

518
00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:44,613
No. I want to come with you to New Jersey.

519
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:47,699
Seriously?
- You will take me somewhere.

520
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:49,618
Shall I take you somewhere?

521
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,704
Miss, look at me. I don't know where
I'm halfway through my time.

522
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,707
If we're not going to fuck, why the hell?
did you want to go out?

523
00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,878
I was told that I would meet you and I would
take me where I need to go.

524
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,922
What the hell are you talking about?

525
00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:04,675
We saved your ass
by some fucking murderers

526
00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:09,221
and now we have to take you to a place
which we don't know where it is, do we?

527
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:13,600
Do you believe in God?

528
00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:17,020
His mother is old! With so cool,
immoral bitches, in this place

529
00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,022
we caught this one
where he falls for Jesus.

530
00:32:19,064 --> 00:32:20,983
Let's hang out.
- Wait.

531
00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,943
I will shout.
- I can pay you.

532
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:27,030
Money?

533
00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:29,116
a thousand dollars,
just to be my guides.

534
00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:33,287
You're going to Jersey anyway. Everything
what I'm asking you for is to be together.

535
00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:36,874
Like I'm Han Solo, you're Chewie
and she is Ben Kenobi...

536
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:39,334
and we are in the dumb bar!

537
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:41,837
What about sex?

538
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:44,256
No sex.

539
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:48,302
If we are in a situation where we
only five minutes left to live?

540
00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:51,847
Some bomb will go off at any moment.
Would you fuck us then?

541
00:32:51,889 --> 00:32:56,351
In such a very unlikely situation?

542
00:32:57,227 --> 00:32:59,938
Yes.

543
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:03,859
She's a slut.

544
00:33:03,901 --> 00:33:07,529
Okay.

545
00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:12,075
But I will drive.

546
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,709
How fast are you driving?

547
00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:25,214
Speed?

548
00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:35,349
What do I know about the road?

549
00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:41,522
As I have always driven.

550
00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:45,567
Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania...

551
00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:46,985
New Jersey.

552
00:33:47,027 --> 00:33:49,154
You're probably wrong about
the slaughter thing.

553
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,907
How can you be sure what
incurring the Lord's wrath now?

554
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:53,367
Times are changing.

555
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:57,204
I remember when eating meat on Fridays
it was a sin worthy of Hell.

556
00:33:57,246 --> 00:34:01,083
Major sins never change.

557
00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:05,796
Also, I smell
sinners even a mile from me.

558
00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,840
I bet on it.

559
00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:10,676
This is from the dude who owes me
another ten dollars because of the bet

560
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,887
whether I-T or "Crash Groove"
is a better movie.

561
00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:18,433
fuck you man
time will tell on this matter.

562
00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:24,231
Don't tell me I can't anymore
to do what was taken from me?

563
00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:27,317
Hint... no.

564
00:34:27,359 --> 00:34:30,362
I'm telling you.

565
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,574
Okay.
Here's one.

566
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:36,535
Well? They kiss.
- Adultery.

567
00:34:36,577 --> 00:34:39,496
Adultery?
- Adultery.

568
00:34:39,538 --> 00:34:41,498
You are a simple creature.

569
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:44,168
Am I right?
- Now we will find out the truth.

570
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,296
I won't tell you. I want to see
how passionate you are at your job.

571
00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:50,132
What's your proof?
- He wears a ring.

572
00:34:50,174 --> 00:34:52,926
And it didn't even occur to you
that this could be his wife?

573
00:34:52,968 --> 00:34:55,304
No married man
don't kiss your wife like that.

574
00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:58,140
Okay. It's a good thing you never...

575
00:34:58,182 --> 00:35:01,185
you are not a deciding member of the jury.

576
00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:05,147
"No married man kisses like that
your wife"? Aren't you crazy?

577
00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:07,858
Excuse me.

578
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:10,569
Are you married?

579
00:35:10,611 --> 00:35:12,446
Why?

580
00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:13,989
I'm just curious.

581
00:35:14,031 --> 00:35:18,493
What do you think?

582
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:27,377
What?
- For her?

583
00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:30,214
What?
- Are you married to her?

584
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:33,050
It's none of your business, but - no.

585
00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:37,554
Why?

586
00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:38,073
Martin

587
00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:42,411
she's a dumb bitch dude.
He will never fuck with us.

588
00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:44,496
With you maybe, but with me - never.

589
00:36:44,538 --> 00:36:46,707
Tell me how it is.

590
00:36:46,748 --> 00:36:50,377
No one will fuck with me!
Did you understand?

591
00:36:50,419 --> 00:36:52,754
I don't know what I was thinking
during dinner...

592
00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:56,133
but i decided to go home
rather than going to New Jersey

593
00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:59,386
sorry for the inconvenience and goodbye.

594
00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:02,097
Are you having breakfast with us?

595
00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:04,558
Who the hell do you think you are, lady?

596
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,686
You can't just walk around
and break people's hearts!

597
00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:11,064
I'm in love with you!
We are in love with you!

598
00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:15,569
Dudes like us don't fall from the sky.

599
00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:26,538
Beautiful, naked women with big tits
they don't fall from the sky.

600
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,512
No pulse.

601
00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:44,223
Maybe someone threw it out of a plane
with a message written on it?

602
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,807
Like in Air Convoy?

603
00:37:45,849 --> 00:37:48,602
Did you see this drop?
- Oh, that was nasty!

604
00:37:48,644 --> 00:37:51,355
"Air Convoy", "Convoy something"?
- Kill him!

605
00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:54,525
Sounds familiar to me.
- God, are you okay?

606
00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:56,652
Yes, Rufus was.
And yes, I'm fine.

607
00:37:56,693 --> 00:37:59,321
He is immortal!
Cut off his head!

608
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:02,741
what i did
it will give me a migraine!

609
00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:06,078
If you don't tone it down
I'll crumple you up like a piece of paper.

610
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,664
Speaking of which comes to mind,
that you are disgustingly naked.

611
00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:11,458
is that you rufus
- Yes, it's Rufus.

612
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:16,004
It's usually Big Rufus,
but it's a bit cold here. Do you understand?

613
00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:20,551
Big Daddy, will you give me the coat
borrow while i get some clothes?

614
00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:24,596
Dude, he fell out of the air!

615
00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:27,975
He will mess with your clothes.

616
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,894
Dude!
- Thanks a lot, baby.

617
00:38:30,936 --> 00:38:33,772
I'll try to get it back to you.

618
00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:36,316
It's been a long time since
i studied physics but i think...

619
00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:39,403
that the force with which it crashed on the asphalt
it should have made you liquid.

620
00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:41,196
Death is a problem only for the living.

621
00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:44,783
Death makes me worry
only for the decomposition of the body.

622
00:38:44,825 --> 00:38:47,744
I told you he was immortal.
- Not immortal. Died.

623
00:38:47,786 --> 00:38:48,996
I died.

624
00:38:49,037 --> 00:38:51,915
Some time ago Jesus told me
the mystery of the resurrection.

625
00:38:51,957 --> 00:38:54,793
We were at a wedding in Sanan.
I was drunk and forgot her.

626
00:38:54,835 --> 00:38:56,670
Wait, wait, wait.

627
00:38:56,712 --> 00:38:58,589
Jesus?

628
00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:00,757
Do you know Jesus?

629
00:39:00,799 --> 00:39:02,926
Do you know him?
Shit, the nigga owes me 12 bucks.

630
00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:04,803
Let me guess.

631
00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:07,389
Are you an angel too?
- No, I'm not an angel.

632
00:39:07,431 --> 00:39:10,350
I'm just a man, like you and him.
Well, maybe not like him.

633
00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:11,977
Or at least I was a man.

634
00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:16,231
I've been dead for 2,000 years.
Here, look at this.

635
00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:19,568
I have no doubt that he saw Jesus.
It falls on the grass.

636
00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,778
It's not grass.

637
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:24,198
I can't read it.

638
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:29,244
This is Aramaic. It says "Rufus,
see you in 2 years. Jesus".

639
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,456
I was kicked out because He
told me when my number would come.

640
00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:35,501
It took away the flavor of my remaining years.
We need to move.

641
00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:39,213
Why don't we continue the discussion
of cookies. Come on.

642
00:39:39,254 --> 00:39:41,840
I'm hungry.
Back, Kato.

643
00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:44,343
Wait a minute!

644
00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:47,012
I ride dudes with wings
dudes falling from the sky

645
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:49,139
and those who try
to sleep with me

646
00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:52,142
I think enough
I put up with this for a while

647
00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:55,729
and I won't move from here
until you tell me where it came from!

648
00:39:55,771 --> 00:39:57,523
Am I? I am from Heaven.

649
00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:59,274
Let's go now.

650
00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:02,945
Shall we go? Fuck you! You know
how far are we from anywhere?

651
00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:06,532
Hey man, I remember the old days
with J. Si when we went everywhere.

652
00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:11,036
Did you get a message?
by a fat apostle?

653
00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:17,876
What the hell is an apostle?

654
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,732
Let me tell you straight.

655
00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:43,110
She has already met the apostles.

656
00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:47,614
And the messenger is with them?

657
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:50,450
I think our best move

658
00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:54,037
to make sure the package is not found.

659
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:58,625
The point is, I can't trust you
to the point of killing a woman

660
00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:03,005
i have no choice...

661
00:41:03,046 --> 00:41:07,551
I will seek outside help
to secure this package.

662
00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:14,975
I must invoke Golgotha.

663
00:41:15,684 --> 00:41:18,187
Appreciate the loan bro.
You can have this thing again.

664
00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:21,690
I remember the times when we had
for breakfast only fish and goat's milk.

665
00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:24,151
What do you call this crap?
- Egma Muubi Muffin.

666
00:41:24,193 --> 00:41:27,446
How about you start to us
you explain things like a beginner

667
00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:28,906
like how do you know
where to find us

668
00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:31,283
Do you know what the dead do?
most of the time?

669
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:34,203
They watch the living.
Especially in the shower.

670
00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:35,913
I can't wait to die.

671
00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:37,789
Why are you looking at me?

672
00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:40,459
Because it is you who will help us
to make some changes

673
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,252
in this book,
putting more stuff in it.

674
00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:44,630
"Energetic person"?
- The Bible!

675
00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:48,050
How are you with the Bible?
- For starters, I'm not in.

676
00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:50,677
Neither do any of us
but you didn't hear us.

677
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:55,224
But it was supposed to
to be inside I was the 13th apostle.

678
00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:59,895
I've been going to church all my life,
but I have not heard of Rufus, the 13th apostle.

679
00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:02,689
But you heard about the other 12.

680
00:42:02,731 --> 00:42:04,775
They were all white boys,
to which I had to enroll.

681
00:42:04,816 --> 00:42:06,443
But no one mentioned me, me, Rufus.

682
00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:09,029
And why? Because I'm black.

683
00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:11,114
But you know what?

684
00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:15,661
I'm here to fix a HUGE one
error upon which you base your faith.

685
00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:19,331
And who is she?
- Jesus was not white. He was black!

686
00:42:19,373 --> 00:42:21,375
I won't buy into that!

687
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:24,837
If this is true, why did they do it?
mentioned and they left you out?

688
00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:27,130
Well, He is the son of God.

689
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:29,341
It is very difficult to exist
The New Testament without it.

690
00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:31,885
And you molded new facts,
revolving around its origins.

691
00:42:31,927 --> 00:42:34,429
It's okay to leave me
because there are still 12 boys

692
00:42:34,471 --> 00:42:35,931
from which you have to choose.

693
00:42:35,973 --> 00:42:39,685
Are you going to listen to this bullshit?
- That's what the dudes said

694
00:42:39,726 --> 00:42:41,603
before they screw me up.

695
00:42:41,645 --> 00:42:44,815
Were you a martyr?
- And so it can be said.

696
00:42:44,857 --> 00:42:47,860
The other way to say it is,
that I was stoned.

697
00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:50,863
White friends want to hear
just the good story

698
00:42:50,904 --> 00:42:53,240
eternal life
a place next to God in Heaven.

699
00:42:53,282 --> 00:42:55,826
But after hearing this

700
00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:57,578
by black Jesus, you're going crazy.

701
00:42:57,619 --> 00:42:59,913
And that, my friends
it's called hypocrisy.

702
00:42:59,955 --> 00:43:02,666
A black man can
steal your radio

703
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,543
but it cannot be your savior.

704
00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:06,920
Will you eat this?

705
00:43:06,962 --> 00:43:09,089
So did you go to Heaven?

706
00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:12,467
Hell yeah, I went to Heaven! That was it
the least he could do.

707
00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:15,971
I followed his ass for three years
through Jerusalem, have I ever stopped?

708
00:43:16,013 --> 00:43:19,141
Shit - no.
And I was in my prime.

709
00:43:19,183 --> 00:43:21,685
I could be up to my knees
in Shepherd's Daughters...

710
00:43:21,727 --> 00:43:24,354
not to mention the nice ass
of Mary Magdalene.

711
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,398
There was quite a nice place,
if you know what i mean.

712
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,651
Maybe I'm just talking
but if I was in Heaven I wouldn't care

713
00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:32,738
what does the bible say while
they did not write the correct sentence.

714
00:43:32,779 --> 00:43:34,865
The sentence is very important.

715
00:43:34,907 --> 00:43:38,785
But the people who build their faith
they must be blind to this sentence.

716
00:43:38,827 --> 00:43:41,914
Even all my followers
they won't be enough for me.

717
00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:43,874
So I'm going to need some help from here.

718
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:47,711
So I'll help you stop it
let the angels not enter that church.

719
00:43:47,753 --> 00:43:50,380
And in return, you will me
you help with my campaign.

720
00:43:50,422 --> 00:43:53,175
How do you know about angels?

721
00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:57,012
There are few things I don't know about you.
- It's hard for me to believe it.

722
00:43:57,054 --> 00:44:00,807
When he was five he gave it to the neighbor
kid peeing in your hand

723
00:44:00,849 --> 00:44:04,269
Did you do this shit?
You are terrible!

724
00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:06,855
I haven't told anyone that.

725
00:44:06,897 --> 00:44:08,607
Neither did he.

726
00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:11,568
Two years later,
the child died of leukemia.

727
00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,279
His name was Brian Thomson.

728
00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:16,532
your exploits
no matter how stupid they are…

729
00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,659
are well described in Paradise.

730
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:23,163
Probably in Hell too.

731
00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:27,334
where are you going

732
00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:29,253
Tell me something about me.

733
00:44:29,294 --> 00:44:32,339
You masturbate more than anyone
on this planet.

734
00:44:32,381 --> 00:44:35,300
Shit. Everyone knows that.
Tell me something that is not known.

735
00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:39,805
When you do, you think of men.

736
00:44:41,098 --> 00:44:45,602
Not all the time, dude.
- I'm sorry if I scared you.

737
00:44:47,104 --> 00:44:51,149
Two thirds of me want me to forget
all this and go home.

738
00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:53,819
Yesterday, I wasn't even sure
that God exists.

739
00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:57,406
Now I'm messing around with some
specimens of Christian mythology.

740
00:44:57,447 --> 00:45:01,326
Just to tell you something for information.

741
00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:06,039
God hates it when someone turns away
to us as "mythology".

742
00:45:07,124 --> 00:45:11,712
OK then let's ask the "prophets"
what should we call you.

743
00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:19,428
Where did these asses go?

744
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:37,154
what are you doing

745
00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:39,281
I prove to this bastard
that I'm not gay.

746
00:45:39,323 --> 00:45:41,325
What?
- Long story. Forget it.

747
00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:44,828
We need to move.
How can we get to Jersey?

748
00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:48,290
We'll take the train.
I will call to make reservations.

749
00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:46,390
She looks familiar to me.

750
00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:50,185
Which one?
- Serendipity.

751
00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:01,780
Good morning.

752
00:47:01,822 --> 00:47:04,366
Good.

753
00:47:04,408 --> 00:47:08,203
Has anyone seen the nocturnals?
- No, sir.

754
00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:12,416
We smashed them.

755
00:47:12,457 --> 00:47:16,962
Last night it happened again,
which tells me

756
00:47:17,671 --> 00:47:22,176
Do you smell onions?

757
00:47:25,554 --> 00:47:30,058
Excuse me.

758
00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:34,271
can i ask you
what are you doing here

759
00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:38,775
You need to move forward my friend.

760
00:47:40,652 --> 00:47:42,863
I'll start with an apology.

761
00:47:42,905 --> 00:47:45,949
My friend loves it
to dramatize things.

762
00:47:45,991 --> 00:47:50,454
Enough!

763
00:47:50,787 --> 00:47:54,499
Take it easy.

764
00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:57,085
Muubi, the Golden Bull.

765
00:47:57,127 --> 00:48:01,632
Created by Nancy Goldruff, ex
kindergarten teacher in 1989.

766
00:48:01,673 --> 00:48:04,384
Bought from Complexna
Corporation in 1991.

767
00:48:04,426 --> 00:48:08,597
Nationally distributed
like Muubi's Funny Hour.

768
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:12,809
Since its inception,
has created two dramatic performances

769
00:48:12,851 --> 00:48:17,147
16 plates,
8 special prime-time...

770
00:48:17,189 --> 00:48:21,443
and a library
of valuable videotapes.

771
00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:25,614
Let's not forget
coastal themes

772
00:48:25,656 --> 00:48:28,158
in "The World of Muubi".

773
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,369
Did I miss something?

774
00:48:30,369 --> 00:48:32,496
Yes Muubi Magazine.

775
00:48:32,538 --> 00:48:33,997
Curse!

776
00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,749
Where is the link?

777
00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:40,295
You and your board are idiots.

778
00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:46,093
I can't believe it
that he forgot the magazine.

779
00:48:46,593 --> 00:48:49,346
That's you.

780
00:48:49,388 --> 00:48:53,016
Do you know much about voodoo?

781
00:48:53,058 --> 00:48:56,478
It's a fascinating thing.
There is no teaching that speaks of it.

782
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,273
More like a combination of superstition

783
00:48:59,314 --> 00:49:01,316
with the most famous being...

784
00:49:01,358 --> 00:49:02,901
the voodoo doll.

785
00:49:02,943 --> 00:49:07,447
Do you see this is...

786
00:49:12,703 --> 00:49:15,372
injury to the individual as an object

787
00:49:15,414 --> 00:49:18,000
from various pokes and stabs.

788
00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:22,254
The result is
that he will feel the pain.

789
00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:26,758
Call security, now!

790
00:49:28,343 --> 00:49:31,263
All lines are down.

791
00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,724
I have to apologize
- Would you stop?

792
00:49:33,765 --> 00:49:37,352
You're doing it again. Stop it.
What have we agreed on this matter?

793
00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:40,814
You are responsible
for the creation of the statue

794
00:49:40,856 --> 00:49:42,858
on which to worship the Lord.

795
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:45,194
He broke the First Commandment.

796
00:49:45,235 --> 00:49:48,280
More than that,
I'm afraid none of you

797
00:49:48,322 --> 00:49:51,074
does not pass for a conscious human creature.

798
00:49:51,116 --> 00:49:55,621
The continuation of your existence
is a mockery of ethics.

799
00:49:55,662 --> 00:49:57,581
Like you, Mr. Burton.

800
00:49:57,623 --> 00:50:01,210
You cheated last year
to his wife 8 times.

801
00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:03,462
You even knocked
her best friend

802
00:50:03,504 --> 00:50:07,925
and you were expected to be at home
and take care of the children.

803
00:50:07,966 --> 00:50:11,470
In the bed you share with your wife.

804
00:50:11,512 --> 00:50:15,474
Mr. Newman, you got your girlfriend drunk on
the Christmas party last year

805
00:50:15,516 --> 00:50:19,102
and you paid a boy
to fuck her

806
00:50:19,436 --> 00:50:23,148
just to get rid of it
of her innocence.

807
00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:26,944
She found out about it in the morning.

808
00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:29,821
He committed suicide after 3 months.

809
00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:32,866
Mr. Brace disowned his son,
because he was gay.

810
00:50:32,908 --> 00:50:34,826
Very compassionate.

811
00:50:34,868 --> 00:50:38,038
Mr. Ray left his mother
to a third-class nurse at home

812
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,458
and made fun of the money
from the sale of her house.

813
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:45,337
Buy an Oriental rug.

814
00:50:45,379 --> 00:50:47,047
Heavens.

815
00:50:47,089 --> 00:50:49,925
Mr. Baker is flying to Thailand
at the expense of the company

816
00:50:49,967 --> 00:50:53,637
to go to bed
with an 11-year-old boy.

817
00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:56,682
Mr. Holtzman approved the proceedings
of Muubi dolls

818
00:50:56,682 --> 00:50:59,643
from materials he knew about
that they are poisonous and dangerous,

819
00:50:59,685 --> 00:51:02,563
but it was coming out

820
00:51:02,604 --> 00:51:05,440
cheaper.

821
00:51:05,482 --> 00:51:08,151
You on the other hand

822
00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:10,529
you are innocent

823
00:51:10,571 --> 00:51:12,823
You lead a good life.

824
00:51:12,865 --> 00:51:14,741
Well done to you.

825
00:51:14,783 --> 00:51:17,911
But you, Mr. Wheatland...

826
00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:19,997
you have more skeletons
in your closet

827
00:51:20,038 --> 00:51:21,957
than at this party.

828
00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:26,503
I can't mention them out loud.

829
00:51:28,505 --> 00:51:33,010
You are his father.

830
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:37,598
Okay.
- Not bad, man.

831
00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:40,058
Great work.
Very well.

832
00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:44,062
Well, alone at last.

833
00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:47,649
Except for Miss Price,

834
00:51:47,691 --> 00:51:51,570
there are no sane ones among you
human creatures.

835
00:51:51,612 --> 00:51:53,363
Not one..

836
00:51:53,405 --> 00:51:57,075
Do you know what a creature does?
sentient creature?

837
00:51:57,117 --> 00:52:00,495
The fear.

838
00:52:00,537 --> 00:52:03,582
None of you have any left
something to fear.

839
00:52:03,624 --> 00:52:07,085
You rest in comfort
in their places

840
00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:10,422
hiding behind your false idol
far from judgment...

841
00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:14,927
living shrouded in secrets
even from others.

842
00:52:15,385 --> 00:52:19,890
But not from God.

843
00:52:22,351 --> 00:52:26,313
I forgot my little voodoo doll.

844
00:52:26,355 --> 00:52:30,275
Man, it looks a lot like you, doesn't it?

845
00:52:30,317 --> 00:52:34,112
Look, I'm a big believer in this…

846
00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:38,617
and I wonder...

847
00:52:52,422 --> 00:52:56,927
Come on.
I don't believe in voodoo.

848
00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:04,434
Voodoo.

849
00:53:08,897 --> 00:53:11,567
But I believe in it.

850
00:53:11,608 --> 00:53:14,027
Don't run!

851
00:53:14,069 --> 00:53:18,574
Fake! Fake!
You are all fake!

852
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:21,201
"But I believe in it."

853
00:53:21,243 --> 00:53:23,120
What does this mean?

854
00:53:23,161 --> 00:53:27,666
And someone to grow into.

855
00:53:30,669 --> 00:53:33,088
Chewing gum?

856
00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:35,507
Come on, go on.

857
00:53:35,549 --> 00:53:37,885
You're not doing anything wrong.

858
00:53:37,926 --> 00:53:41,096
These dudes were fake.

859
00:53:41,138 --> 00:53:44,975
You are a pure soul.

860
00:53:45,017 --> 00:53:48,687
But you didn't say "Cheers" to me
when i sneezed

861
00:53:48,729 --> 00:53:52,149
Loki!

862
00:53:52,191 --> 00:53:55,194
You are coming out of the light.

863
00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:58,238
Loki!
- I know, I'm coming.

864
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:04,244
You are very lucky.

865
00:54:05,537 --> 00:54:08,540
I forgot you were down here.
How long was it?

866
00:54:08,582 --> 00:54:10,000
It will be 3 years in August.

867
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:13,754
Wait for me to guess - 14 apostle,
is she not in the bible because she is a woman?

868
00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:15,005
This girl is not a woman.

869
00:54:15,047 --> 00:54:18,133
Jay didn't settle on those tits.

870
00:54:18,175 --> 00:54:19,927
What?

871
00:54:19,968 --> 00:54:24,223
Out of everyone here, you deserve the best
to know that boobs don't make the woman.

872
00:54:24,264 --> 00:54:26,683
damn it
the fat guy with the coat has tits.

873
00:54:26,725 --> 00:54:30,312
Usually a woman is defined,
of two things...

874
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,022
her legs.

875
00:54:32,064 --> 00:54:34,233
But as you can see

876
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:36,360
not so for me

877
00:54:36,401 --> 00:54:39,863
There will be a free show!
Let me see!

878
00:54:39,905 --> 00:54:42,950
god
another angel like Metatron.

879
00:54:42,991 --> 00:54:46,036
From where
how does she know about metatron?

880
00:54:46,078 --> 00:54:48,914
This is the last descendant.

881
00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:52,459
You're joking.

882
00:54:53,001 --> 00:54:54,586
I'm confused.

883
00:54:54,628 --> 00:54:58,757
Betty, Serendipity
technically not an angel.

884
00:54:58,799 --> 00:55:02,511
Nor is it a human creature
as we are with you.

885
00:55:02,553 --> 00:55:06,390
I am the Inspiration.
- Well, now I'm really confused!

886
00:55:06,431 --> 00:55:08,976
I am a muse.

887
00:55:09,017 --> 00:55:11,687
I can't take any more of this.

888
00:55:11,728 --> 00:55:13,981
So you inspire people?

889
00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:16,233
Look at those down there...

890
00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:19,278
You don't need much to inspire them
to empty their instruments.

891
00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:21,280
I specialize in entertainment.

892
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:26,743
I am responsible for 19 of the 20
worst movies of all time

893
00:55:26,869 --> 00:55:29,496
Nineteen?
- Yes.

894
00:55:29,538 --> 00:55:32,541
The one for the home alone boy…

895
00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:35,669
and thieves try to get in,
and he kills them.

896
00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:37,963
I had nothing to do with them.

897
00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:42,509
Someone sold their souls to Satan,
to take the obscene part of it.

898
00:56:00,611 --> 00:56:03,113
what are you doing

899
00:56:03,155 --> 00:56:04,615
Do you remember why I left?

900
00:56:04,656 --> 00:56:08,160
Because you're sick of getting nothing
for your ideas.

901
00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:11,330
I convinced you to leave
and write for me.

902
00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:15,334
I gave the two weeks' notice,
I got a body, $50

903
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:18,462
and I was sent to earth
to seek my happiness.

904
00:56:18,504 --> 00:56:21,256
And what happened?

905
00:56:21,298 --> 00:56:22,883
I blocked.

906
00:56:22,925 --> 00:56:25,844
Can you believe it?
I, the muse, For God's sake.

907
00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:29,973
I could inspire everyone I met
and give him a million ideas in a second

908
00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:33,477
but I could not keep any
for yourself.

909
00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:36,021
Her wicked sense of humor.

910
00:56:36,063 --> 00:56:38,273
Whose?
- To God.

911
00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:41,360
Are you saying that God is a woman?
- Have you ever doubted that?

912
00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:45,030
She was always called He.

913
00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:47,491
One of the inconveniences
to be elusive...

914
00:56:47,533 --> 00:56:49,868
is that you have no say
when describing them.

915
00:56:49,910 --> 00:56:53,038
People holding chemicals
add their own perspectives

916
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,624
and they all represented her as a man.

917
00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:59,628
And so She became He.

918
00:56:59,670 --> 00:57:01,880
All books
are grammatically biased.

919
00:57:01,922 --> 00:57:04,132
The woman is guilty of the greatest sin.

920
00:57:04,174 --> 00:57:07,010
Because of a woman, Samson
has lost its power.

921
00:57:07,052 --> 00:57:09,221
A woman has claimed the head
of John the Baptist.

922
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:11,348
This book should
to read it again.

923
00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:14,560
Women are bigger opponents than
The Egyptians and the Romans combined.

924
00:57:14,601 --> 00:57:19,064
This stinks.

925
00:57:22,192 --> 00:57:23,986
Why is the last descendant here?

926
00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:27,030
Bartleby and Loki.
They found a way back.

927
00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:30,325
Not leniency, but a loophole.
- Did you know about it?

928
00:57:30,367 --> 00:57:33,370
I always knew
that it was a bad idea.

929
00:57:33,412 --> 00:57:35,330
Let the Catholics destroy the world.

930
00:57:35,372 --> 00:57:37,916
Got a problem with Catholics?
- I'll take care of it.

931
00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:41,587
No, with all who deal with God
as a burden, not as a grace

932
00:57:41,628 --> 00:57:43,005
just like Catholics do.

933
00:57:43,046 --> 00:57:46,091
You people do not praise your faith,
you miss her.

934
00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:49,136
If you are wrong about this,
that religion is right?

935
00:57:49,178 --> 00:57:52,097
The question is not there,
who is right and who is wrong.

936
00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:56,018
You are all too religious
to realize that

937
00:57:56,059 --> 00:57:59,938
it doesn't matter what you believe
and that you have faith.

938
00:58:00,105 --> 00:58:04,610
Your hearts are in the right place
but your brains need to wake up.

939
00:58:06,904 --> 00:58:11,408
They made us with Silent Bob
part of the gang.

940
00:58:15,370 --> 00:58:18,749
Who farted?

941
00:58:18,790 --> 00:58:23,295
A nasty existence.

942
00:58:25,464 --> 00:58:28,217
jesus
someone wants you to be bad!

943
00:58:28,258 --> 00:58:30,969
What is this thing?
- A growth.

944
00:58:31,011 --> 00:58:33,305
Calvary.
- What?

945
00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:37,809
Demon!

946
00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:42,439
Is he your friend?
- Is this thing going to mess with us?

947
00:58:42,481 --> 00:58:44,107
It has come for Betty!

948
00:58:44,149 --> 00:58:47,110
Let's smash this thing!

949
00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:49,696
I knew I was going to punch someone today.

950
00:58:49,738 --> 00:58:54,201
Spread your arms.

951
00:58:54,284 --> 00:58:58,789
Come on!

952
00:59:18,016 --> 00:59:21,812
I guess we will be responsible
for the band.

953
00:59:21,854 --> 00:59:26,316
Behind the bar!

954
00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:36,368
Where did this thing come from?
- Have you heard of Golgotha?

955
00:59:36,410 --> 00:59:38,412
The hill where they crucified Jesus

956
00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:41,248
It wasn't just Jesus.
The Romans crucified everyone there.

957
00:59:41,290 --> 00:59:44,710
Excluding him, everyone else was:
murderers, robbers, thieves.

958
00:59:44,751 --> 00:59:48,130
Every time the crucifixion was finished,
their bodies were losing control of the force,

959
00:59:48,172 --> 00:59:50,924
and their entrails fell and rotted...

960
00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:53,635
this is the result - a walking pile of shit

961
00:59:53,677 --> 00:59:56,805
the demon of Calvary Shits,
the master killer of Hell.

962
00:59:56,847 --> 01:00:01,310
It's here for you, my girl.

963
01:00:03,187 --> 01:00:07,691
Bob, lie down!

964
01:00:38,263 --> 01:00:41,308
Hey, man.
- How?

965
01:00:41,350 --> 01:00:44,353
"Breaks everything".

966
01:00:44,394 --> 01:00:48,899
Where can we get away from?
- Why are you doing this?

967
01:00:49,399 --> 01:00:51,151
What?

968
01:00:51,193 --> 01:00:53,195
Whoever sent it
can send more.

969
01:00:53,237 --> 01:00:57,241
I suggest you catch and take away
the princess as far away as possible.

970
01:00:57,282 --> 01:00:59,868
I'll try to get out
something from this boy.

971
01:00:59,910 --> 01:01:03,121
I will call you
if he tells me something.

972
01:01:03,163 --> 01:01:05,624
Two tickets to New Jersey, please.

973
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:08,043
Jersey is sold sir.

974
01:01:08,085 --> 01:01:10,754
What?
- The next one is tomorrow at this time.

975
01:01:10,796 --> 01:01:15,050
Don't underestimate their power.

976
01:01:15,092 --> 01:01:19,304
He showed up 2 hours early.

977
01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:20,848
Great.

978
01:01:20,889 --> 01:01:23,851
Your shocking habit
prevented us from negotiating

979
01:01:23,892 --> 01:01:28,063
which should have been a simple question
of boarding or staying on the bus.

980
01:01:28,105 --> 01:01:29,773
A bus?

981
01:01:29,815 --> 01:01:34,319
Why fall victim to the burden,
after we can easily bear?

982
01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:36,989
Shall we fly?
- We have wings, right?

983
01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:39,741
Let's use them!

984
01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:42,452
I wouldn't suggest it.

985
01:01:42,494 --> 01:01:44,371
Children...

986
01:01:44,413 --> 01:01:48,917
you don't want to look
like a group of fairies, right?

987
01:01:53,463 --> 01:01:55,591
And how do we move out?

988
01:01:55,632 --> 01:01:57,926
I told them I was coming on
routine inspection.

989
01:01:57,968 --> 01:02:01,513
I don't have much time. If they figure out how
I have deceived them, they will follow me.

990
01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:05,100
What does that have to do with us coming here?
- You two are out of your mind.

991
01:02:05,142 --> 01:02:08,645
You walk around killing people
to get your wings back.

992
01:02:08,687 --> 01:02:10,689
Don't you know what's going on?

993
01:02:10,731 --> 01:02:12,649
Well, we're going home.

994
01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:17,196
Seriously. How can you think
that you're just going to go back to Heaven?

995
01:02:17,237 --> 01:02:20,032
That why not?
- Everyone is looking for you.

996
01:02:20,073 --> 01:02:22,868
Both sides.
Both above and below.

997
01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:25,204
The order is to kill you.

998
01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:26,663
Seriously?
- Why?

999
01:02:26,705 --> 01:02:30,125
Because you're killing people, that's why.

1000
01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:32,878
God is furious
of your assumptions

1001
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,589
and Lucifer is furious
because you asses are putting it out there

1002
01:02:35,631 --> 01:02:38,258
succeeding where
he has failed many times.

1003
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:41,345
And they're just going to kill us?
- At least they'll try.

1004
01:02:41,386 --> 01:02:44,473
That's why you should travel
under foreign names.

1005
01:02:44,515 --> 01:02:47,518
Hide yourself.
Stay out of their sight.

1006
01:02:47,559 --> 01:02:49,561
Stop shivering people.
That's how things go.

1007
01:02:49,603 --> 01:02:50,812
Listen now.

1008
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,564
I just can't believe it
that they want to kill us.

1009
01:02:52,606 --> 01:02:55,651
Believe it guys.

1010
01:02:55,692 --> 01:02:58,028
They even sent
the last descendant to look for you.

1011
01:02:58,070 --> 01:02:59,821
Seriously?
- You're kidding.

1012
01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:02,407
That's awesome. It's your return
like a thorn in everyone's heel.

1013
01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:04,952
They will stop at nothing
to prevent it from happening.

1014
01:03:04,993 --> 01:03:08,288
I suggest you find yourself
alternative way.

1015
01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:10,374
If something happens,
I will contact you.

1016
01:03:10,415 --> 01:03:13,627
Thank you, Azrael.
You are a true friend.

1017
01:03:13,669 --> 01:03:16,713
I have to go home
before they became suspicious.

1018
01:03:16,755 --> 01:03:21,218
And remember, with foreign names.

1019
01:03:24,721 --> 01:03:27,474
what are you doing kid

1020
01:03:27,516 --> 01:03:29,184
It's strange.

1021
01:03:29,226 --> 01:03:31,895
Just remembering
that I have something to do with this story

1022
01:03:31,937 --> 01:03:35,190
and I find it absolutely incredible.

1023
01:03:35,232 --> 01:03:37,860
Sometimes I wish
I wish I had stayed at home.

1024
01:03:37,901 --> 01:03:40,612
You sound like the Man.

1025
01:03:40,654 --> 01:03:42,072
How is that?

1026
01:03:42,114 --> 01:03:44,658
He likes to listen to people.

1027
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:48,245
Jesus loves to stand by the fire,
and listen to us with the boys.

1028
01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:50,664
Even when we talk
for some unimportant thing

1029
01:03:50,706 --> 01:03:52,875
He is always smiling.

1030
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:55,627
His only connection
it is with humanity that

1031
01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:58,380
that everything is said in His name.

1032
01:03:58,422 --> 01:04:01,842
Wars, bigotry, shit.

1033
01:04:01,884 --> 01:04:04,761
He stands at the beginning of all religions.

1034
01:04:04,803 --> 01:04:07,598
He says that humanity
it ruins everything...

1035
01:04:07,639 --> 01:04:11,185
taking the good idea
and building upon it his faith.

1036
01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:13,645
Are you saying belief is a bad thing?

1037
01:04:13,687 --> 01:04:16,064
I think it's better to have ideas.

1038
01:04:16,106 --> 01:04:19,234
You can change your mind.

1039
01:04:19,276 --> 01:04:21,862
People are dying for it.
People kill for it.

1040
01:04:21,904 --> 01:04:24,323
The whole world is in danger right now

1041
01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:29,453
because the structure of Catholicism
confess this folly of forgiveness.

1042
01:04:29,578 --> 01:04:31,914
Bartleby and Loki,
knowingly or not

1043
01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,957
screw up their faith

1044
01:04:33,999 --> 01:04:35,459
and if they succeed

1045
01:04:35,501 --> 01:04:40,005
you, me, this will all end.

1046
01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:48,013
I had never seen retarded twins
in one place. And you?

1047
01:04:48,055 --> 01:04:51,141
One day we tied Toby to the ceiling

1048
01:04:51,183 --> 01:04:54,603
and he flew through the air,
and then crashed into the wall.

1049
01:04:54,645 --> 01:04:56,063
He was screwed all over.

1050
01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:59,107
You two haven't messed around
in trouble right?

1051
01:04:59,149 --> 01:05:02,444
No, we just smoked with these two
polite bastards...

1052
01:05:02,486 --> 01:05:06,949
they just got off -
Larry and Barry.

1053
01:05:07,241 --> 01:05:11,745
Jay told us you were going to sleep at his place.

1054
01:05:14,498 --> 01:05:19,002
Try this, man.
It's good.

1055
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:25,884
That's some bullshit, dude.

1056
01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:30,305
Have you tried this?

1057
01:05:30,347 --> 01:05:34,685
Yes, you are bad.

1058
01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:37,729
Nasty.

1059
01:05:37,771 --> 01:05:40,315
Why are you going to New Jersey?

1060
01:05:40,357 --> 01:05:43,902
There's something I need to do.

1061
01:05:43,944 --> 01:05:46,113
We are going home.

1062
01:05:46,154 --> 01:05:49,449
Do you live together?

1063
01:05:49,491 --> 01:05:52,703
Unfortunately, yes.

1064
01:05:52,744 --> 01:05:56,790
How long have you been together?

1065
01:05:56,832 --> 01:05:58,667
From a lot.

1066
01:05:58,709 --> 01:06:02,504
Sometimes he is very annoying,
but we have a lot in common.

1067
01:06:02,546 --> 01:06:04,173
How did you meet?

1068
01:06:04,214 --> 01:06:05,799
We grew up together.

1069
01:06:05,841 --> 01:06:08,260
You see, it's beautiful.

1070
01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:12,806
All hands are up
when it comes to the military.

1071
01:06:13,182 --> 01:06:14,516
Please?

1072
01:06:14,558 --> 01:06:18,812
You know all the crap about that, don't you?
that you should be in the army?

1073
01:06:18,854 --> 01:06:21,982
And you met there...

1074
01:06:22,024 --> 01:06:25,277
Did you think we were lovers?
No, no. We are not gay.

1075
01:06:25,319 --> 01:06:27,738
God
I'm sorry.

1076
01:06:27,779 --> 01:06:32,284
I was just thinking that.
- Do I look gay to you?

1077
01:06:33,702 --> 01:06:36,997
My ex-husband went crazy
my friendship barometer.

1078
01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:38,498
You are divorced.

1079
01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:41,251
This is the good way to present it
of things. It's abandonment to me.

1080
01:06:41,293 --> 01:06:43,337
And I was...

1081
01:06:43,378 --> 01:06:45,047
abandoned once.

1082
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:48,091
Don't you constantly put
question its worth?

1083
01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:51,303
Like, why was it so easy
turn the other way?

1084
01:06:51,345 --> 01:06:54,473
And then you wonder if the other
party will realize their feelings

1085
01:06:54,515 --> 01:06:55,933
and will he call you.

1086
01:06:55,974 --> 01:06:59,520
they always say
that over time the pain lessens.

1087
01:06:59,561 --> 01:07:02,856
Actually...

1088
01:07:02,898 --> 01:07:06,193
it hurts more.

1089
01:07:06,777 --> 01:07:09,071
Do you know what we need?

1090
01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:11,615
From what?

1091
01:07:11,657 --> 01:07:14,076
From drinking.

1092
01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:17,621
We need a lot of drinking.

1093
01:07:17,663 --> 01:07:22,125
Waiter!

1094
01:07:25,963 --> 01:07:28,090
Do you still go to church?

1095
01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:30,467
Every Sunday.

1096
01:07:30,509 --> 01:07:32,803
Does it help you?

1097
01:07:32,845 --> 01:07:36,014
It helps me fix my checkbook
every week.

1098
01:07:36,056 --> 01:07:40,185
I think people don't go to church,
to feel spiritual.

1099
01:07:40,227 --> 01:07:42,479
They go to church and are bored...

1100
01:07:42,521 --> 01:07:46,024
but they go every week
just because of custom.

1101
01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:49,820
I'm so bored.

1102
01:07:49,862 --> 01:07:52,906
When do you think I lost my faith?

1103
01:07:52,948 --> 01:07:57,411
I remember the exact moment.

1104
01:07:57,744 --> 01:08:01,915
I was on the phone with my mom

1105
01:08:01,957 --> 01:08:06,086
and she was trying to give me advice

1106
01:08:06,670 --> 01:08:10,132
for this thing.

1107
01:08:10,174 --> 01:08:14,678
And after saying nothing, with which
to make me feel better

1108
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,722
she said...

1109
01:08:16,763 --> 01:08:18,682
"Betty…

1110
01:08:18,724 --> 01:08:23,228
God has a plan"

1111
01:08:24,021 --> 01:08:28,525
I was so angry with her.

1112
01:08:29,818 --> 01:08:31,445
I was wondering...

1113
01:08:31,486 --> 01:08:33,530
"What about my plans"?!

1114
01:08:33,572 --> 01:08:35,407
You know what?

1115
01:08:35,449 --> 01:08:38,535
I had plans for a family

1116
01:08:38,577 --> 01:08:40,245
with her husband.

1117
01:08:40,287 --> 01:08:44,791
Wasn't that plan good enough
for God?

1118
01:08:47,085 --> 01:08:51,590
Obviously not.

1119
01:08:52,341 --> 01:08:56,845
What about you?
How did you lose your faith?

1120
01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:59,806
It was a long time ago.

1121
01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:03,352
One day God just
stopped listening to me.

1122
01:09:03,393 --> 01:09:07,898
I kept praying but I had
the feeling that he no longer listens to me.

1123
01:09:08,023 --> 01:09:12,528
And how did you know he used to listen to you?

1124
01:09:14,363 --> 01:09:16,365
I don't know.

1125
01:09:16,406 --> 01:09:19,701
I hate thinking things like that.

1126
01:09:19,743 --> 01:09:22,829
But, you know how it is
they come with age.

1127
01:09:22,871 --> 01:09:27,376
When you're a kid never
you don't ask questions about faith.

1128
01:09:28,752 --> 01:09:32,422
God is in Heaven, and He...

1129
01:09:32,464 --> 01:09:36,134
She's always watching over you.

1130
01:09:39,555 --> 01:09:44,059
I'd give anything just
to feel like this again

1131
01:09:47,604 --> 01:09:52,109
I guess that's why it should
to talk about wandering.

1132
01:09:58,991 --> 01:10:01,285
What wandering?

1133
01:10:01,326 --> 01:10:04,580
You won't believe me if I tell you.
- Try it.

1134
01:10:04,621 --> 01:10:08,709
Okay, but I warned you.

1135
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:12,421
I go to a church
in New Jersey.

1136
01:10:12,462 --> 01:10:16,925
Seriously.

1137
01:10:18,802 --> 01:10:22,347
I am asked not to allow
of two angels

1138
01:10:22,389 --> 01:10:26,143
to enter this church.

1139
01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:28,103
They are trying...

1140
01:10:28,145 --> 01:10:31,273
Shit.

1141
01:10:31,315 --> 01:10:35,819
They are trying to get back to Heaven.

1142
01:10:37,154 --> 01:10:39,823
They were kicked out of there

1143
01:10:39,865 --> 01:10:42,242
years ago.

1144
01:10:42,284 --> 01:10:44,578
And if they come back

1145
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:46,580
they will prove God wrong

1146
01:10:46,622 --> 01:10:49,124
and since God is sinless

1147
01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:51,585
proving Him wrong...

1148
01:10:51,627 --> 01:10:56,131
could, you know, destroy the world.

1149
01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:58,842
I ask for your attention.

1150
01:10:58,884 --> 01:11:03,222
The restaurant car will be closed
in five minutes. Thank you.

1151
01:11:03,263 --> 01:11:05,933
I feel so stupid...

1152
01:11:05,974 --> 01:11:09,269
just saying it.

1153
01:11:09,311 --> 01:11:11,730
The thing I can't understand

1154
01:11:11,772 --> 01:11:14,483
is how to stop the angels!

1155
01:11:14,525 --> 01:11:18,987
That there are two!

1156
01:11:21,031 --> 01:11:24,493
I guess I should talk
with them. Or something like that.

1157
01:11:24,535 --> 01:11:26,703
Maybe you should kill them.

1158
01:11:26,745 --> 01:11:31,166
Oh, yes.
To kill them.

1159
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:35,712
I mean, even in that case,
who is not...

1160
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:41,468
how would you kill an angel barry

1161
01:11:42,886 --> 01:11:45,848
I guess it's no different

1162
01:11:45,889 --> 01:11:48,684
from killing a man.

1163
01:11:48,725 --> 01:11:53,230
Where is everyone?
I woke up and

1164
01:11:53,272 --> 01:11:55,232
The apostle.
- Shit!

1165
01:11:55,274 --> 01:11:59,778
Rufus, meet
with my new friend Barry.

1166
01:12:01,613 --> 01:12:03,657
Don't be such an idiot, Barry.

1167
01:12:03,699 --> 01:12:06,285
Take it easy, Bartleby.
Just let her go.

1168
01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:08,829
We can talk about that.
- Bartleby?

1169
01:12:08,871 --> 01:12:12,541
After so much time, everything will be fine
failed because of a massacre.

1170
01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:15,502
take your hands off me
nasty son of a bitch!

1171
01:12:15,544 --> 01:12:20,048
Until five minutes ago he was trying
to take me down Loki!

1172
01:12:20,465 --> 01:12:21,800
Shit!
The apostle!

1173
01:12:21,842 --> 01:12:24,011
I didn't come for you Pete
I swear.

1174
01:12:24,052 --> 01:12:26,013
what are you doing here

1175
01:12:26,054 --> 01:12:28,098
This woman must not let it
of two angels to enter one church.

1176
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:30,058
Us?
- No, two other fucking angels!

1177
01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:33,812
I'd say that's a very good chance.
Rufus, they have to liquidate us, right?

1178
01:12:33,854 --> 01:12:36,690
You didn't think about the consequences
since your return.

1179
01:12:36,732 --> 01:12:38,400
Consequences.

1180
01:12:38,442 --> 01:12:41,486
We're coming home, regardless
whose pride will be hurt.

1181
01:12:41,528 --> 01:12:43,989
It's not a matter of pride!
- Loki, kill the girl.

1182
01:12:44,031 --> 01:12:46,783
are you ok I can't kill her
if she didn't do anything wrong!

1183
01:12:46,825 --> 01:12:48,744
Okay.
Okay, I'll kill her myself.

1184
01:12:48,785 --> 01:12:50,662
I fell asleep and everyone went crazy.

1185
01:12:50,704 --> 01:12:55,209
These guys are idiots.
- Shut his mouth!

1186
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:06,303
Damn it!

1187
01:13:06,345 --> 01:13:08,305
Jay!

1188
01:13:08,347 --> 01:13:10,224
Biggie!

1189
01:13:10,265 --> 01:13:14,770
The door! The door!

1190
01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:21,026
Can't we talk about it?

1191
01:13:24,279 --> 01:13:28,784
Why didn't he just come down
at the next stop?

1192
01:14:07,239 --> 01:14:11,743
They had no tickets.

1193
01:14:11,994 --> 01:14:14,746
The apostle is here.
- Got it.

1194
01:14:14,788 --> 01:14:19,126
So you know who she is?
- The last descendant.

1195
01:14:19,168 --> 01:14:21,211
Perhaps we should consider the situation.

1196
01:14:21,253 --> 01:14:24,882
I mean, you heard the dude. said
that there will be consequences. And Azrael said,

1197
01:14:24,923 --> 01:14:28,552
that we are targeted? The story
is more complicated than we thought.

1198
01:14:28,594 --> 01:14:30,637
I was close.

1199
01:14:30,679 --> 01:14:35,058
Did you know? To cut to the chase
that bitch's throat

1200
01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:38,395
Do you know how I felt?
Justified.

1201
01:14:38,437 --> 01:14:40,022
Justified.

1202
01:14:40,063 --> 01:14:42,191
are you ok
Your eyes are...

1203
01:14:42,232 --> 01:14:44,318
My eyes are open.

1204
01:14:44,359 --> 01:14:46,403
I got it for the first time.

1205
01:14:46,445 --> 01:14:50,282
When this innocent girl
let her mission slip away from her.

1206
01:14:50,324 --> 01:14:54,119
In the beginning it was just us and Him
the angels and God.

1207
01:14:54,161 --> 01:14:55,913
Then he created man.

1208
01:14:55,954 --> 01:14:59,041
Our lives were made to be
a life of servitude and worship,

1209
01:14:59,082 --> 01:15:02,336
of obedience and adoration.

1210
01:15:02,377 --> 01:15:06,882
He gave them more than us.
He gave them the right to choose.

1211
01:15:06,924 --> 01:15:10,260
They had to choose to admit it
or ignore it.

1212
01:15:10,302 --> 01:15:12,262
All this time
we were down here...

1213
01:15:12,304 --> 01:15:14,890
and we felt the absence
of the Divine Presence

1214
01:15:14,932 --> 01:15:18,310
and this tormented us
as much as it would torment you.

1215
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:22,314
And why?
Because of the way he made us.

1216
01:15:22,356 --> 01:15:25,734
He gave us the freedom to be able to
do we ignore the pain like they did?

1217
01:15:25,776 --> 01:15:27,611
No, we are servants.

1218
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,696
Ok.

1219
01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:33,325
I'm just saying that one of us
they may need a little rest.

1220
01:15:33,367 --> 01:15:37,329
Wake up! These people destroy
all that he gave them.

1221
01:15:37,371 --> 01:15:39,289
Paradise was given to them,
they threw it away.

1222
01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:41,875
They were given this planet,
they destroyed it.

1223
01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:44,878
They were the favorites
through all His endeavors

1224
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,840
and one of them
they don't even believe it exists.

1225
01:15:47,881 --> 01:15:49,967
And despite everything

1226
01:15:50,008 --> 01:15:53,804
He was showing them a fucking thing
infinite patience

1227
01:15:53,846 --> 01:15:55,681
at every error.

1228
01:15:55,722 --> 01:15:58,308
What about us?

1229
01:15:58,350 --> 01:16:01,353
You asked once

1230
01:16:01,395 --> 01:16:04,398
to put down your sword
because I pitied them.

1231
01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:06,525
What was the result?

1232
01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:08,569
Our expulsion from Paradise.

1233
01:16:08,610 --> 01:16:11,280
Where were you?
his infinite patience then?

1234
01:16:11,321 --> 01:16:14,199
It's not right!
It's not fair!

1235
01:16:14,241 --> 01:16:17,536
We paid our debt!

1236
01:16:17,578 --> 01:16:20,414
Don't you think it's about time?

1237
01:16:20,455 --> 01:16:24,960
Don't you think it's about time?
shall we go home?

1238
01:16:25,002 --> 01:16:29,882
That's right, I think we need to clean up
our dispatchers.

1239
01:16:30,048 --> 01:16:33,802
Wait, wait, wait.
Should we kill them?

1240
01:16:33,844 --> 01:16:36,763
for God's sake
we are talking about the last descendant.

1241
01:16:36,805 --> 01:16:39,683
What about Jay and Bob?
These guys were great.

1242
01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:41,268
Don't.
Don't, my friend.

1243
01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:45,814
Don't let your sympathy
to conquer you

1244
01:16:46,523 --> 01:16:48,275
Descendant or not

1245
01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:50,027
she's just human

1246
01:16:50,068 --> 01:16:53,280
and passing through the arch
our sins will be forgiven.

1247
01:16:53,322 --> 01:16:56,366
There is no evil, no nastiness.

1248
01:16:56,408 --> 01:17:00,871
God
These words are familiar to me.

1249
01:17:00,913 --> 01:17:02,331
What did you say?

1250
01:17:02,372 --> 01:17:05,501
I said that these words were familiar to me.
- Don't do this to me.

1251
01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:08,629
You sound like the morning star.
- Shut your mouth!

1252
01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:11,757
Man, you sound like Lucifer!

1253
01:17:11,798 --> 01:17:14,468
You don't talk about going home
Bartleby.

1254
01:17:14,510 --> 01:17:18,388
You talk about war against God.

1255
01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:20,057
Well, then.

1256
01:17:20,098 --> 01:17:24,603
I saw what happened to pride
when they ascended the Throne.

1257
01:17:25,437 --> 01:17:28,148
I'm going back to Wisconsin.

1258
01:17:28,190 --> 01:17:30,859
You're coming home, Loki...

1259
01:17:30,901 --> 01:17:35,030
and no one, not even you
nor the Almighty

1260
01:17:35,072 --> 01:17:39,535
won't turn things around.

1261
01:17:43,455 --> 01:17:46,041
Shit.

1262
01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:49,837
Can't we stay on the train?
Throw them away.

1263
01:17:49,878 --> 01:17:51,588
Very basic strategy.

1264
01:17:51,630 --> 01:17:55,092
If your enemies knew where you were,
they wouldn't show up.

1265
01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:56,510
Why should we be enemies?

1266
01:17:56,593 --> 01:17:59,721
I do not perceive the person
sent to kill me as an enemy.

1267
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:03,267
What does that mean?
Since when am I expected to freak people out?

1268
01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:06,436
I'm tired
of this mysterious nonsense.

1269
01:18:06,478 --> 01:18:09,606
I am physically exhausted
and mentally, Rufus

1270
01:18:09,648 --> 01:18:12,943
and I'm ready to meet the end of the world

1271
01:18:12,985 --> 01:18:15,404
unless you purify yourself.

1272
01:18:15,445 --> 01:18:17,531
Why me?

1273
01:18:17,573 --> 01:18:21,159
There are so many people on
this planet, why me?

1274
01:18:21,201 --> 01:18:25,247
Imagine you are a 12 year old boy.

1275
01:18:25,289 --> 01:18:29,168
You say you are the only son of God
and even more that you are God.

1276
01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:33,088
How long will it take you to
handle something that big?

1277
01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:35,799
Maybe 18 years?

1278
01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:40,846
In the Bible, Jesus suddenly disappears,
when he was 12 and appears at 30.

1279
01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:43,265
Now, that's a bad story.

1280
01:18:43,307 --> 01:18:46,351
Where are the stories
with the missing 18 years?

1281
01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:47,686
I'll tell you where.

1282
01:18:47,728 --> 01:18:52,357
They were offered as a sacrifice
of God by universal politicians.

1283
01:18:52,524 --> 01:18:55,611
Present him as some
conspiracy of the church

1284
01:18:55,652 --> 01:19:00,115
to cover
"the truth about Jesus".

1285
01:19:00,699 --> 01:19:02,201
Nonsense.

1286
01:19:02,242 --> 01:19:04,244
Any important material on Jesus would give

1287
01:19:04,286 --> 01:19:06,914
better way to understand
of the nature of the Lord.

1288
01:19:06,955 --> 01:19:11,084
Why didn't they write them?
- They are related to His family.

1289
01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:14,129
His mother and His father.
- His brothers and sisters.

1290
01:19:14,171 --> 01:19:18,467
Jesus had no brothers and sisters.
Mary was a virgin!

1291
01:19:18,509 --> 01:19:22,971
Mary gave life to Jesus without being
touched by a man. This is true.

1292
01:19:23,013 --> 01:19:24,932
But she had a husband.

1293
01:19:24,973 --> 01:19:28,727
Do you think he would have married her?
all these years...

1294
01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:30,354
if they hadn't gone to bed?

1295
01:19:30,395 --> 01:19:33,857
The nature of God and birth
of a virgin, are part of the faith.

1296
01:19:33,899 --> 01:19:38,237
But to believe that a married couple never
she hasn't had sex is just naive.

1297
01:19:38,278 --> 01:19:41,448
What do you mean?
- The blood that runs through your veins,

1298
01:19:41,490 --> 01:19:44,159
have the same chromosomes

1299
01:19:44,201 --> 01:19:47,037
with the one you call Jesus.

1300
01:19:47,079 --> 01:19:48,997
Betty, you are...

1301
01:19:49,039 --> 01:19:53,961
great-great-great-great-great-great-niece

1302
01:19:54,127 --> 01:19:58,632
of Jesus Christ.

1303
01:19:59,883 --> 01:20:04,388
This makes Betty black in part.

1304
01:20:08,642 --> 01:20:13,146
I can't anymore.

1305
01:20:15,732 --> 01:20:19,111
Where will you go?
You know what I say is true!

1306
01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:20,988
Nonsense.
- Betty.

1307
01:20:21,029 --> 01:20:25,492
It's nonsense!

1308
01:20:26,243 --> 01:20:29,705
Let her go, man.

1309
01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:33,208
Give her time.

1310
01:20:37,462 --> 01:20:39,548
Why?

1311
01:20:39,590 --> 01:20:42,634
What the hell do you want from me?

1312
01:20:42,676 --> 01:20:45,179
I hate you!

1313
01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:47,639
i hate you

1314
01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:52,186
You know he can't hear you.

1315
01:20:55,647 --> 01:20:57,816
That's what we need you for.

1316
01:20:57,858 --> 01:21:00,194
Why didn't you tell me?

1317
01:21:00,235 --> 01:21:02,362
Would you...

1318
01:21:02,404 --> 01:21:05,407
Would you believe me?

1319
01:21:05,449 --> 01:21:08,911
It had to be done gradually.

1320
01:21:08,911 --> 01:21:12,331
Only after what he saw

1321
01:21:12,372 --> 01:21:15,417
everything he heard...

1322
01:21:15,459 --> 01:21:18,629
only then would you be capable
to accept the truth.

1323
01:21:18,670 --> 01:21:23,133
I don't want it.

1324
01:21:23,842 --> 01:21:26,845
It's very big.

1325
01:21:26,887 --> 01:21:30,599
So said Jesus.

1326
01:21:30,641 --> 01:21:34,353
I have to tell Him.

1327
01:21:34,978 --> 01:21:39,107
You can imagine
how hard it was for a Father

1328
01:21:39,149 --> 01:21:41,485
not to tell his own Son

1329
01:21:41,527 --> 01:21:44,613
because just one word can destroy
the frail human form of the boy.

1330
01:21:44,655 --> 01:21:47,491
I had to break the news
of a frightened child

1331
01:21:47,533 --> 01:21:50,285
which he just wanted to play with
with the other children.

1332
01:21:50,327 --> 01:21:53,956
I had to tell the kid
that He is the only son of God

1333
01:21:53,956 --> 01:21:57,543
and that means a life full of
persecutions and eventual crucifixion

1334
01:21:57,584 --> 01:22:02,047
for many people
He will become an Enlightener and a Savior.

1335
01:22:02,965 --> 01:22:06,510
Made me take it all back.

1336
01:22:06,552 --> 01:22:09,805
If only I could.

1337
01:22:09,847 --> 01:22:12,683
He made me do everything
"it's as if it never happened".

1338
01:22:12,724 --> 01:22:17,229
I'll tell you something Betty, something that
I never told anyone.

1339
01:22:18,564 --> 01:22:21,984
If I had the power...

1340
01:22:22,025 --> 01:22:24,111
If you have it.

1341
01:22:24,152 --> 01:22:25,404
It's unfair.

1342
01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:29,157
It's unfair to ask of a child
to bear such responsibility

1343
01:22:29,199 --> 01:22:31,535
and also to ask you for the same now.

1344
01:22:31,577 --> 01:22:33,287
I sympathize with you.

1345
01:22:33,328 --> 01:22:37,833
I wish I could take it all back.

1346
01:22:38,208 --> 01:22:41,795
But I can't

1347
01:22:41,837 --> 01:22:45,591
This...

1348
01:22:45,632 --> 01:22:49,344
it is what you are.

1349
01:22:49,386 --> 01:22:53,891
Was everything I've been a lie?

1350
01:22:56,018 --> 01:23:00,564
You know that doesn't mean
that you're not who you used to be.

1351
01:23:00,689 --> 01:23:03,525
You are Bethany Sloan.

1352
01:23:03,567 --> 01:23:08,071
No one can take that away from you
even the Lord.

1353
01:23:08,363 --> 01:23:13,035
All these changes in your personality.

1354
01:23:13,202 --> 01:23:16,872
The amalgamation of all new things
in who you are.

1355
01:23:16,914 --> 01:23:20,125
Be who you've always been.

1356
01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:22,211
Just...

1357
01:23:22,252 --> 01:23:26,173
such a good girl

1358
01:23:26,215 --> 01:23:30,093
from time to time.

1359
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:36,225
i guess
that the end of tax cheating is coming.

1360
01:23:45,108 --> 01:23:47,778
Do you mind if I take you somewhere

1361
01:23:47,819 --> 01:23:50,489
where it's more habitable...

1362
01:23:50,531 --> 01:23:54,993
and a little warmer?

1363
01:24:06,922 --> 01:24:09,675
Shit, I think we got kicked out.

1364
01:24:09,716 --> 01:24:12,678
Weren't we in the forest?
What are we doing here?

1365
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:15,055
We went out in style.

1366
01:24:15,097 --> 01:24:17,182
The voice.
- The Apostle.

1367
01:24:17,224 --> 01:24:19,226
What is this, bastard?

1368
01:24:19,268 --> 01:24:21,520
The voice of God.
Show some respect.

1369
01:24:21,562 --> 01:24:23,981
Ah, the voice of God.
Where is the rest of Him?

1370
01:24:24,022 --> 01:24:26,608
Funny you bring that up.
We're not sure.

1371
01:24:26,650 --> 01:24:29,194
What?
- Did it ever occur to you that

1372
01:24:29,236 --> 01:24:33,323
this Bartleby and Loki story
was well controlled by Him?

1373
01:24:33,365 --> 01:24:35,117
Yes, but why was she involved?

1374
01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:39,246
Do you know what these measures are,
that He wants to take?

1375
01:24:39,288 --> 01:24:40,539
"Measures"?

1376
01:24:40,581 --> 01:24:43,125
I think right now
we are behind the euphemism.

1377
01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:46,295
God is a fanatic at times.

1378
01:24:46,336 --> 01:24:49,423
He decorated this game with a lot of fantasy.
He's been playing it for years.

1379
01:24:49,464 --> 01:24:52,342
Takes human form once a month
and takes a break.

1380
01:24:52,342 --> 01:24:55,179
Don't tell anyone. It just leaves
away for a few hours.

1381
01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:58,891
And he always gives things
the neighborhood kids.

1382
01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:00,350
Isn't it cute?

1383
01:25:00,392 --> 01:25:04,062
But She has not returned
from one of these trips?

1384
01:25:04,104 --> 01:25:06,773
No, "She" didn't…

1385
01:25:06,815 --> 01:25:09,401
and we can't find "Her".

1386
01:25:09,443 --> 01:25:13,947
She might be dead.
The human form has this inconvenience.

1387
01:25:17,826 --> 01:25:21,413
He who sends traitor angels
on the way

1388
01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:23,874
and keeps them pretty well hidden

1389
01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:27,002
is also to blame for the situation
of the Master at present.

1390
01:25:27,044 --> 01:25:29,546
If killed in human form...

1391
01:25:29,588 --> 01:25:32,049
will immediately be returned to Paradise.

1392
01:25:32,090 --> 01:25:34,092
Someone knows enough...

1393
01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:38,639
to keep him biologically alive.

1394
01:25:39,348 --> 01:25:42,601
And he is as powerful as we are

1395
01:25:42,643 --> 01:25:46,188
I suppose more or less
we are lost without His presence.

1396
01:25:46,230 --> 01:25:48,190
We looked for Him everywhere.

1397
01:25:48,232 --> 01:25:52,986
We chose her because I thought we could
let's find out who is behind this.

1398
01:25:53,153 --> 01:25:56,490
But whoever is smart enough,
to send more lackeys after you,

1399
01:25:56,532 --> 01:25:58,492
which will not be displayed.

1400
01:25:58,534 --> 01:26:00,494
Could it be Lucifer?

1401
01:26:00,536 --> 01:26:01,954
It's not him.

1402
01:26:01,995 --> 01:26:05,582
If it was him, he would have done it by now
something to conquer Heaven.

1403
01:26:05,624 --> 01:26:08,544
I also know that he has nothing to do with it
with Bartleby and Loki...

1404
01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:11,880
because if they come back he will lose
as much as anyone else.

1405
01:26:11,922 --> 01:26:13,382
What are we going to do now?

1406
01:26:13,423 --> 01:26:16,426
Let's sit down to drink
because I have no ideas.

1407
01:26:16,468 --> 01:26:19,429
Why don't we ask the boys
to close the church.

1408
01:26:19,471 --> 01:26:21,265
Please?

1409
01:26:21,306 --> 01:26:25,811
The man in charge of the church.

1410
01:26:26,061 --> 01:26:28,021
Cardinal Glick?

1411
01:26:28,063 --> 01:26:30,232
Maybe we should ask him
to close the church.

1412
01:26:30,274 --> 01:26:33,694
If he shuts it down, those guys are gone
to get what they went for.

1413
01:26:33,735 --> 01:26:35,445
God

1414
01:26:35,487 --> 01:26:37,155
That's right.

1415
01:26:37,197 --> 01:26:41,743
We can talk to this Glick
to postpone the ceremony.

1416
01:26:41,869 --> 01:26:43,954
"WE"?

1417
01:26:43,996 --> 01:26:46,081
Don't say that
you're back in the game

1418
01:26:46,123 --> 01:26:48,500
Miss I think I can't
continue_with_this?

1419
01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:55,883
I wouldn't want to leave the family
right?

1420
01:26:59,761 --> 01:27:03,682
At last the prophets remained faithful
of their titles.

1421
01:27:03,724 --> 01:27:06,852
The mass visit
is the law in this country

1422
01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:11,398
but if we tell them that the Catholic
church has little ostentation

1423
01:27:11,481 --> 01:27:14,610
we can win them back, even
we might even find a few new ones.

1424
01:27:14,651 --> 01:27:18,197
Excuse me.

1425
01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:19,907
Fill them with ideas, people.

1426
01:27:19,948 --> 01:27:22,993
That's the key.
It's good to catch the little ones.

1427
01:27:23,035 --> 01:27:25,495
Hook them up while they're young.

1428
01:27:25,537 --> 01:27:29,750
Almost like the tobacco industry.
- If only we had their numbers...

1429
01:27:29,791 --> 01:27:32,920
We appreciate your hosting us.

1430
01:27:32,961 --> 01:27:36,632
My friends and I have traveled
all night hoping to talk to you

1431
01:27:36,673 --> 01:27:39,218
for the ceremony in St. Michael.

1432
01:27:39,259 --> 01:27:41,720
How can I help you?

1433
01:27:41,762 --> 01:27:45,641
We would like you to cancel the ceremony.

1434
01:27:45,682 --> 01:27:47,309
Please?

1435
01:27:47,351 --> 01:27:51,855
There will be many problems,
if tomorrow's ceremony takes place.

1436
01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:55,317
Aren't you Protestant?

1437
01:27:55,359 --> 01:27:56,985
The problems will not be ours.

1438
01:27:57,027 --> 01:28:01,532
They will be of those angels who were
sent to earth after the plague.

1439
01:28:03,116 --> 01:28:05,744
These guys, they think
that they are fallen angels.

1440
01:28:05,786 --> 01:28:07,955
You see, it happens like this.

1441
01:28:07,996 --> 01:28:12,668
The boys think that passing through
the arch, they can go to Heaven.

1442
01:28:12,793 --> 01:28:17,297
And you want it because of that
cancel the ceremony?

1443
01:28:17,506 --> 01:28:20,634
Who sent you?

1444
01:28:20,676 --> 01:28:23,846
Send us the One
which is called the SELF.

1445
01:28:23,887 --> 01:28:26,473
Sweet. Very sweet.

1446
01:28:26,515 --> 01:28:29,101
The time to visit
with the cardinal it ended.

1447
01:28:29,142 --> 01:28:31,687
We work for Moses.
- Stay away from it.

1448
01:28:31,728 --> 01:28:33,355
This is not a joke.

1449
01:28:33,397 --> 01:28:36,483
Man, this ceremony is
huge mistake!

1450
01:28:36,525 --> 01:28:39,570
The Catholic Church does not make mistakes.

1451
01:28:39,611 --> 01:28:42,614
What about the Church's tacit consent
about selling the slaves?

1452
01:28:42,656 --> 01:28:45,242
And her non-interference during the Doom?

1453
01:28:45,284 --> 01:28:47,703
Okay, mistakes happened.

1454
01:28:47,744 --> 01:28:50,914
But it will hardly be possible to do
the present incarnation of the Holy Church

1455
01:28:50,956 --> 01:28:52,958
responsible for admission
of old mistakes.

1456
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,837
I am a very important person and there is
very important things demanding my attention

1457
01:28:56,879 --> 01:28:59,673
and if you'll excuse me...
- But tomorrow...

1458
01:28:59,715 --> 01:29:02,676
Tomorrow the ceremony will take place
without change. Did I express myself clearly?

1459
01:29:02,718 --> 01:29:07,264
Neither you nor anyone else
even the Lord Himself

1460
01:29:07,431 --> 01:29:11,935
will not help this ceremony
to go without a hitch.

1461
01:29:31,330 --> 01:29:33,457
I can see the headlines now

1462
01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:35,417
if any.

1463
01:29:35,459 --> 01:29:37,127
"Existence obliterated".

1464
01:29:37,169 --> 01:29:39,463
Don't worry about it.
We've got it covered.

1465
01:29:39,505 --> 01:29:43,967
Hold it, Bob.

1466
01:29:44,301 --> 01:29:45,511
What's going on?

1467
01:29:45,552 --> 01:29:47,846
Steal the Cardinal's driver?

1468
01:29:47,888 --> 01:29:51,934
It's because he messed up
with our friend.

1469
01:29:51,975 --> 01:29:56,104
Very nice.
Thank you guys.

1470
01:29:56,146 --> 01:29:59,191
Now what are we going to do?
for Bartleby and Loki?

1471
01:29:59,233 --> 01:30:02,402
I guess we should try to kill them.

1472
01:30:02,444 --> 01:30:06,156
You said they can't be killed.
- Correction.

1473
01:30:06,198 --> 01:30:08,951
They will not be killed.

1474
01:30:08,992 --> 01:30:12,120
And to be sure,
that we will all sit without any problems...

1475
01:30:12,162 --> 01:30:13,413
here...

1476
01:30:13,455 --> 01:30:17,626
before these two idiots
to go through the arch.

1477
01:30:17,668 --> 01:30:22,130
There's only one idiot here
Azrael...

1478
01:30:22,965 --> 01:30:25,259
and I look right at him.

1479
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:28,053
Muse!

1480
01:30:28,095 --> 01:30:32,599
It's time for you to join us.
to drink.

1481
01:30:32,683 --> 01:30:35,644
Where did you come from?

1482
01:30:35,686 --> 01:30:37,479
Am I?

1483
01:30:37,521 --> 01:30:39,231
From the sky.

1484
01:30:39,273 --> 01:30:42,985
That's where I have to go back
in about an hour.

1485
01:30:43,026 --> 01:30:46,697
ok plateau
I guess that was enough for you.

1486
01:30:46,738 --> 01:30:49,241
Let's go.

1487
01:30:49,283 --> 01:30:52,953
Just one more.
One for the road and I'm off?

1488
01:30:52,995 --> 01:30:56,206
I've been trying to find you and tell you
that I found out who is behind everything there.

1489
01:30:56,248 --> 01:30:57,833
Any of the ones I suspected?

1490
01:30:57,875 --> 01:30:59,376
None of them.
- Who is it?

1491
01:30:59,418 --> 01:31:02,254
OK, give me one.
And then leave.

1492
01:31:02,296 --> 01:31:04,423
Give me...

1493
01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:07,009
Holly Bartender

1494
01:31:07,050 --> 01:31:08,969
I've never heard it.

1495
01:31:09,011 --> 01:31:12,931
He doesn't know how
does Holly Bartender.

1496
01:31:12,973 --> 01:31:15,017
And you?

1497
01:31:15,058 --> 01:31:16,685
No.

1498
01:31:16,727 --> 01:31:18,312
Anyone?

1499
01:31:18,353 --> 01:31:19,855
No?

1500
01:31:19,897 --> 01:31:24,401
Well, I know how to do it,
Holly Bartender.

1501
01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:33,118
Got it?

1502
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:35,454
Dear God, Azrael!
Why?

1503
01:31:35,495 --> 01:31:39,124
Come on! Try this on someone
who is already dead!

1504
01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:42,586
Apostle, asserting this thing

1505
01:31:42,628 --> 01:31:45,714
you won't be
the only corpses here.

1506
01:31:45,756 --> 01:31:47,966
The bitch will join you.

1507
01:31:48,008 --> 01:31:51,136
Are you really that dumb?

1508
01:31:51,178 --> 01:31:54,806
you know what will happen
if these donkeys enter the church.

1509
01:31:54,848 --> 01:31:58,352
Actually, that's what I'm calculating.

1510
01:31:58,393 --> 01:32:00,604
And if my calculations are correct

1511
01:32:00,646 --> 01:32:05,150
pawns move to "checkmate"
while we talk

1512
01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:11,907
“Holly Bartender.” Got it.
Great!

1513
01:32:11,949 --> 01:32:16,245
I would like to confirm that the lovely
state governor, Elizabeth Dalton,

1514
01:32:16,286 --> 01:32:18,080
arrived this morning.

1515
01:32:18,121 --> 01:32:22,626
She is Protestant, but we are not
to use this against her.

1516
01:32:22,709 --> 01:32:27,339
Let me tell you a little one
part of the story for this detail

1517
01:32:27,506 --> 01:32:30,217
thousands of years ago, the house of God.

1518
01:32:30,259 --> 01:32:32,845
The house of God?

1519
01:32:32,886 --> 01:32:35,681
He doesn't live here anymore.

1520
01:32:35,722 --> 01:32:38,517
He grew tired
of your faith.

1521
01:32:38,559 --> 01:32:41,562
He's bored of
your insincere prayers.

1522
01:32:41,603 --> 01:32:44,982
He has abandoned you, his pet...
- I'm sorry

1523
01:32:45,023 --> 01:32:46,984
because of a whim of fate.

1524
01:32:47,025 --> 01:32:51,113
Hypocrites, charlatans...

1525
01:32:51,154 --> 01:32:53,866
get ready to taste
from the wrath of God.

1526
01:32:53,907 --> 01:32:56,910
Maybe we should just leave.
- You want your body. You have it.

1527
01:32:56,952 --> 01:32:59,580
This place is full of sins.
We will punish them all.

1528
01:32:59,621 --> 01:33:01,623
Officer McGree.

1529
01:33:01,665 --> 01:33:03,458
Okay

1530
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:06,170
let us leave the good cardinal.

1531
01:33:06,211 --> 01:33:08,797
Mr. McGree, don't make me angry.

1532
01:33:08,839 --> 01:33:10,841
You won't like me when I'm mad.

1533
01:33:10,883 --> 01:33:15,345
Is that so?

1534
01:33:16,972 --> 01:33:18,765
Ladies and gentlemen

1535
01:33:18,807 --> 01:33:24,229
you will be judged guilty
in crimes against almighty God

1536
01:33:24,396 --> 01:33:26,815
and that day...

1537
01:33:26,857 --> 01:33:30,694
I assure you, all of you will pay
for his crimes

1538
01:33:30,736 --> 01:33:32,487
with blood.

1539
01:33:32,529 --> 01:33:34,907
Wings. Now.
- I feel a little exposed here.

1540
01:33:34,948 --> 01:33:37,117
Do it!

1541
01:33:37,159 --> 01:33:41,538
So he's a muse too?
- Former muse.

1542
01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:46,043
He was kicked out.

1543
01:33:47,544 --> 01:33:48,754
And what happened then?

1544
01:33:48,795 --> 01:33:50,923
Yes, what?

1545
01:33:50,964 --> 01:33:55,010
Well, Lucifer just needs to start
his little war for the throne.

1546
01:33:55,052 --> 01:33:57,471
Paradise split in two

1547
01:33:57,513 --> 01:33:59,890
believers and apostates.

1548
01:33:59,932 --> 01:34:02,809
Ah, the air rage
it was chaos with fighting.

1549
01:34:02,851 --> 01:34:05,646
Angel vs. Angel.

1550
01:34:05,687 --> 01:34:09,233
And when it's all over,
God cast the rebels into destruction.

1551
01:34:09,274 --> 01:34:11,151
But Azrael refused to fight.

1552
01:34:11,193 --> 01:34:14,738
He stayed in the middle,
to see who will be the winner.

1553
01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:16,907
what are you
some kind of chicken?

1554
01:34:16,949 --> 01:34:18,242
No.

1555
01:34:18,283 --> 01:34:21,203
I was an artist

1556
01:34:21,245 --> 01:34:24,122
I was an inspiration!

1557
01:34:24,164 --> 01:34:26,667
The muse has nowhere to fight.

1558
01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:29,127
And after the fall
was exiled to Hell

1559
01:34:29,169 --> 01:34:31,505
God brought back those who did not fight

1560
01:34:31,547 --> 01:34:34,174
and Azrael was sent down
with the demons

1561
01:34:34,216 --> 01:34:36,844
something he thought about
that it is right.

1562
01:34:36,885 --> 01:34:39,012
Come on.

1563
01:34:39,054 --> 01:34:42,182
Don't tell me you never are
thinking of justice, Serendipity.

1564
01:34:42,224 --> 01:34:45,018
No.
It never bothered me.

1565
01:34:45,060 --> 01:34:47,145
So you're an actress.

1566
01:34:47,187 --> 01:34:49,147
Big job!

1567
01:34:49,189 --> 01:34:51,066
Elvis was an artist

1568
01:34:51,108 --> 01:34:54,528
but that didn't stop him from joining
to the army for the war.

1569
01:34:54,570 --> 01:34:58,073
That's why he's king
and you are a piece of shit.

1570
01:34:58,198 --> 01:34:59,741
Great.

1571
01:34:59,783 --> 01:35:01,743
This is all about revenge.

1572
01:35:01,785 --> 01:35:04,830
You will destroy the world because you do not feed
good feelings towards God?

1573
01:35:04,872 --> 01:35:08,625
After the first million years?
No.

1574
01:35:08,667 --> 01:35:12,504
Escape from Hell
became my cause.

1575
01:35:12,546 --> 01:35:17,050
I studied the religions and waited
convenient occasion to present it

1576
01:35:17,134 --> 01:35:18,969
which I did

1577
01:35:19,011 --> 01:35:20,762
in Catholicism.

1578
01:35:20,804 --> 01:35:22,055
Total indulgence.

1579
01:35:22,097 --> 01:35:24,057
But I couldn't exercise it.

1580
01:35:24,099 --> 01:35:27,144
Demons cannot become human.

1581
01:35:27,186 --> 01:35:30,230
No, we can re-realize ourselves.

1582
01:35:30,272 --> 01:35:33,108
Angels can too.

1583
01:35:33,150 --> 01:35:35,903
Bartleby and Loki.

1584
01:35:35,944 --> 01:35:39,072
I just had to wait for a church

1585
01:35:39,114 --> 01:35:40,908
to celebrate its centenary

1586
01:35:40,949 --> 01:35:46,496
and when that happened I sent them
a few ideas.

1587
01:35:46,663 --> 01:35:48,749
The spell I sent them

1588
01:35:48,790 --> 01:35:51,418
hiding them from Heaven's radar.

1589
01:35:51,460 --> 01:35:54,046
Except for those three

1590
01:35:54,087 --> 01:35:57,549
nobody in Hell has a clue
about what's going on here.

1591
01:35:57,591 --> 01:36:01,094
The Almighty
could spoil the whole thing

1592
01:36:01,136 --> 01:36:04,598
but I drove Him away
in a rather original way.

1593
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:07,100
Her. And now?

1594
01:36:07,142 --> 01:36:09,728
I just couldn't have predicted that.

1595
01:36:09,770 --> 01:36:12,940
Oh no, I've seen it
too many Bond films for me to know

1596
01:36:12,940 --> 01:36:16,068
that you never revealed
all the details of your plan

1597
01:36:16,109 --> 01:36:19,279
no matter how close
you think you're close to victory.

1598
01:36:19,321 --> 01:36:23,283
Only that "X" factor was the entrainment
of the last descendant in that.

1599
01:36:23,325 --> 01:36:27,871
What I did was great, wasn't it?
I mean we're all here.

1600
01:36:30,666 --> 01:36:33,919
Powerless to stop the inevitable.

1601
01:36:33,961 --> 01:36:38,048
Hey, asshole, I don't know
did someone tell you the rules

1602
01:36:38,090 --> 01:36:42,135
but if your plan succeeds
everything will disappear, even you.

1603
01:36:42,177 --> 01:36:45,180
Man, have you ever been to Hell?

1604
01:36:45,222 --> 01:36:47,391
I think not.

1605
01:36:47,432 --> 01:36:49,726
I'm better off
than to go back there.

1606
01:36:49,768 --> 01:36:54,147
And if all must be
with me down there, so be it.

1607
01:36:54,189 --> 01:36:56,775
You still think only of yourself...

1608
01:36:56,817 --> 01:36:59,236
such a bastard!

1609
01:36:59,278 --> 01:37:01,655
Now, now.

1610
01:37:01,697 --> 01:37:04,825
Things started happening
too tense here.

1611
01:37:04,867 --> 01:37:07,494
What do you say?
shall we watch tv?

1612
01:37:07,536 --> 01:37:10,789
Play channel 9.

1613
01:37:10,831 --> 01:37:15,335
I was actually thinking about the development
of recent events.

1614
01:37:17,796 --> 01:37:20,757
I repeat
the men with the big wings

1615
01:37:20,799 --> 01:37:22,968
to lie down next to the church!

1616
01:37:23,010 --> 01:37:27,514
It seems that the bullets
they don't work...

1617
01:37:29,141 --> 01:37:31,560
...likening this
of a fictional apocalypse.

1618
01:37:31,602 --> 01:37:34,521
Now, I'm not a religious person,
but I'm willing to agree.

1619
01:37:34,563 --> 01:37:39,026
God, please don't come any closer!
God, no!

1620
01:37:46,783 --> 01:37:50,078
do you see
And I told them not to show off too much.

1621
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:54,625
I'll be screwed but in a few
minutes it won't matter.

1622
01:38:00,339 --> 01:38:02,883
What was it all about?

1623
01:38:02,925 --> 01:38:05,010
What?

1624
01:38:05,052 --> 01:38:07,095
Nothing.

1625
01:38:07,137 --> 01:38:10,182
I had something in my eye.

1626
01:38:10,224 --> 01:38:13,227
Now who's the bastard?

1627
01:38:13,268 --> 01:38:17,105
what did you tell him
hit me with that?

1628
01:38:17,147 --> 01:38:21,652
Are you serious? I'm a demon.
Is he going to attack me with that golf club?

1629
01:38:21,860 --> 01:38:26,365
Do you want to play?
Then we'll play.

1630
01:38:26,573 --> 01:38:28,325
Come on then.

1631
01:38:28,367 --> 01:38:30,953
Call it a gift.

1632
01:38:30,994 --> 01:38:33,497
Come on.

1633
01:38:33,539 --> 01:38:35,624
That's it.

1634
01:38:35,666 --> 01:38:37,668
Take aim.

1635
01:38:37,709 --> 01:38:42,214
Give it your best shot.

1636
01:38:42,756 --> 01:38:46,301
Seriously. I'm not kidding.
Take it. Come on.

1637
01:38:46,343 --> 01:38:50,806
Come on, boy.

1638
01:38:56,103 --> 01:39:00,607
Don't you know anything?

1639
01:39:14,329 --> 01:39:16,331
Betty, bless him!

1640
01:39:16,373 --> 01:39:19,585
What?
- Just do it!

1641
01:39:19,626 --> 01:39:22,796
Bless you, dammit!

1642
01:39:44,526 --> 01:39:49,031
That's what you get, bastard.

1643
01:39:49,281 --> 01:39:53,785
But I'm a demon.

1644
01:39:58,790 --> 01:40:00,125
What happened?

1645
01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,836
You said to yourself:
"But I'm a demon".

1646
01:40:02,878 --> 01:40:07,341
Smite the demon with the weapon of the Lord,
the pure side will harm him.

1647
01:40:07,382 --> 01:40:10,219
Is Silent Bob the weapon of God?
- No, but Glik is the king

1648
01:40:10,260 --> 01:40:13,472
of asses that would bless
your club for a better game.

1649
01:40:13,514 --> 01:40:16,600
What about sinking?
- You have a divine heritage.

1650
01:40:16,642 --> 01:40:18,894
Sanctification is only one of the gifts.

1651
01:40:18,936 --> 01:40:21,438
Remind me of the next party
to try to turn water into wine.

1652
01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:24,107
Now, how far is this church?
- About 10 miles away.

1653
01:40:24,149 --> 01:40:26,735
Rufus, grab the gun.
- Ten steps ahead of you.

1654
01:40:26,777 --> 01:40:30,155
Take the bartender's car.
He doesn't need it.

1655
01:40:30,197 --> 01:40:33,534
The whole world is against us, dude
I swear to God.

1656
01:40:44,044 --> 01:40:48,549
God

1657
01:40:58,517 --> 01:41:01,353
And people wonder why
I don't go to church.

1658
01:41:01,395 --> 01:41:02,646
Are we late?

1659
01:41:02,688 --> 01:41:07,192
Save these pathetic asses?

1660
01:41:08,193 --> 01:41:10,946
But we are still alive.

1661
01:41:10,988 --> 01:41:12,823
Where are they?

1662
01:41:12,865 --> 01:41:15,367
They should have been in the church by now.

1663
01:41:15,409 --> 01:41:17,578
So if they appear,
no one should ask for them.

1664
01:41:17,619 --> 01:41:19,037
Are you kidding me?

1665
01:41:19,079 --> 01:41:23,208
The brother will cut them
with his angel specialty.

1666
01:41:23,250 --> 01:41:25,210
If they pass through the arch,
they will come out purified.

1667
01:41:25,252 --> 01:41:27,379
If they die,
they go straight up.

1668
01:41:27,421 --> 01:41:29,882
And hello! We all know
what will happen then, right?

1669
01:41:29,923 --> 01:41:32,342
Why don't they just kill themselves?
- This is a mortal sin!

1670
01:41:32,384 --> 01:41:35,262
Do you die with mortal sin in your soul,
you burn They don't want to go to Hell.

1671
01:41:35,304 --> 01:41:39,766
So what, we are asked to wait
the decision to fall from the sky?

1672
01:41:43,312 --> 01:41:44,730
your friends?

1673
01:41:44,771 --> 01:41:46,773
No, it was the cardinal.

1674
01:41:46,815 --> 01:41:50,694
You can speak for him,
but time is running out.

1675
01:41:50,736 --> 01:41:53,322
It's one of them!
Kill that bastard!

1676
01:41:53,363 --> 01:41:55,616
Are you not listening to what is being said to you?
We can't touch it!

1677
01:41:55,657 --> 01:42:00,120
I wouldn't ask for it.
I was going to shoot his ass.

1678
01:42:00,162 --> 01:42:02,831
Please!

1679
01:42:02,873 --> 01:42:04,875
We escaped from the parishioners

1680
01:42:04,917 --> 01:42:09,213
so he can start
to lift people off the ground.

1681
01:42:09,254 --> 01:42:13,509
This is the normal squeeze
when the purge begins.

1682
01:42:13,550 --> 01:42:17,513
Only if they let us go.

1683
01:42:17,554 --> 01:42:21,517
One step back.

1684
01:42:23,143 --> 01:42:25,646
Let me go!

1685
01:42:25,687 --> 01:42:28,065
Why?
What are you trying to prove?

1686
01:42:28,106 --> 01:42:32,486
All these people...
- Hey, that wasn't my idea.

1687
01:42:32,528 --> 01:42:35,197
Jesus!

1688
01:42:35,239 --> 01:42:37,282
I just wanted to go home.

1689
01:42:37,324 --> 01:42:39,493
But he, you know...

1690
01:42:39,535 --> 01:42:41,620
he just lost it.

1691
01:42:41,662 --> 01:42:46,166
He found out who you are
and what you should do.

1692
01:42:46,458 --> 01:42:50,170
The funny thing is that this dude
never even saw me work.

1693
01:42:50,212 --> 01:42:54,299
He said he was sorry for you.

1694
01:42:54,341 --> 01:42:55,926
Look at it!

1695
01:42:55,968 --> 01:42:58,053
The boy is very curvy.

1696
01:42:58,095 --> 01:43:01,932
Which means he's human now.

1697
01:43:01,974 --> 01:43:06,436
His wings were cut off.

1698
01:43:10,649 --> 01:43:12,734
The muse?

1699
01:43:12,776 --> 01:43:14,820
There is no way.

1700
01:43:14,862 --> 01:43:17,698
I haven't seen you -
you look great!

1701
01:43:17,739 --> 01:43:21,076
What kind of tits?
Can you?

1702
01:43:21,118 --> 01:43:24,454
Have you been through the arch yet?

1703
01:43:25,581 --> 01:43:29,209
Tell me.
Did you go through the arch?

1704
01:43:29,251 --> 01:43:33,714
No.

1705
01:43:35,632 --> 01:43:40,137
He's coming back.

1706
01:44:00,407 --> 01:44:02,993
We have been waiting for your arrival.

1707
01:44:03,035 --> 01:44:05,537
Bartleby, stop.
Hear me.

1708
01:44:05,579 --> 01:44:08,373
You can't pass.
Azrael was just using you.

1709
01:44:08,415 --> 01:44:10,417
If you come back

1710
01:44:10,459 --> 01:44:14,922
I felt some impact.
I know what I'm doing.

1711
01:44:14,963 --> 01:44:18,175
You are sick!

1712
01:44:18,217 --> 01:44:22,596
Betty.

1713
01:44:22,638 --> 01:44:26,058
Of all people, you should
you understand what I'm trying to accomplish.

1714
01:44:26,099 --> 01:44:29,144
You know too
what it's like to be on the other side.

1715
01:44:29,186 --> 01:44:32,189
But you fought through the pain
just a few years.

1716
01:44:32,231 --> 01:44:35,317
I did it for ages.

1717
01:44:35,359 --> 01:44:39,863
Until you see your ex-husband and
how blissful he is with his new wife…

1718
01:44:45,786 --> 01:44:50,457
Seeing you guys every day on this one
a wonderful world created for you

1719
01:44:50,624 --> 01:44:53,085
it's a constant reminder…

1720
01:44:53,126 --> 01:44:55,963
is that after all, my kind came first

1721
01:44:56,004 --> 01:44:58,757
and your kind, was more honored.

1722
01:44:58,799 --> 01:45:01,510
And while you know what forgiveness is

1723
01:45:01,552 --> 01:45:03,887
we know only remorse.

1724
01:45:03,929 --> 01:45:06,223
The lesson must be learned.

1725
01:45:06,265 --> 01:45:08,225
We are all responsible...

1726
01:45:08,267 --> 01:45:10,686
even the Lord.

1727
01:45:10,727 --> 01:45:12,980
The police will arrive soon

1728
01:45:13,021 --> 01:45:17,067
just in time to kill us
as we leave the church.

1729
01:45:17,109 --> 01:45:21,113
Then this failed experiment
called existence

1730
01:45:21,154 --> 01:45:22,656
it will end.

1731
01:45:22,698 --> 01:45:26,869
No!

1732
01:45:26,910 --> 01:45:28,954
I can't let you do this
Bartleby.

1733
01:45:28,996 --> 01:45:32,958
This went too far.

1734
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:36,962
I have to take you down.

1735
01:45:37,004 --> 01:45:40,174
It's all right.

1736
01:45:40,215 --> 01:45:43,385
I will do it.

1737
01:45:45,220 --> 01:45:48,182
My compatriot.

1738
01:45:48,223 --> 01:45:51,185
Genocide took a long time.

1739
01:45:51,226 --> 01:45:52,603
He is weak.

1740
01:45:52,644 --> 01:45:53,979
You are weak.

1741
01:45:54,021 --> 01:45:56,940
And what is more important - he is also human

1742
01:45:56,982 --> 01:46:00,903
situation leading to
two things -

1743
01:46:00,944 --> 01:46:03,530
conscience

1744
01:46:03,572 --> 01:46:07,910
and

1745
01:46:07,951 --> 01:46:10,621
short life.

1746
01:46:10,662 --> 01:46:15,167
sorry old friend
but you lost your faith.

1747
01:46:41,193 --> 01:46:43,195
Lose her.
We are screwed.

1748
01:46:43,237 --> 01:46:46,865
We are screwed from everywhere!
- I heard.

1749
01:46:46,907 --> 01:46:48,367
I can't believe it.

1750
01:46:48,408 --> 01:46:51,078
We are on the threshold of the end of the world,
and yet they cannot find the Lord.

1751
01:46:51,119 --> 01:46:55,582
What faith will remain in the children?
- Amen.

1752
01:47:01,046 --> 01:47:03,215
What the hell are you doing?

1753
01:47:03,257 --> 01:47:07,761
He said that if the world ends,
you will fuck me

1754
01:47:10,806 --> 01:47:13,809
Pig.
- No one can dispute that thing.

1755
01:47:13,851 --> 01:47:17,521
We can lie here as he does
that bastard John Dodgersey

1756
01:47:17,563 --> 01:47:20,107
or we can make love.
- What did you say?

1757
01:47:20,148 --> 01:47:22,693
Making love.
It sounds better than knocking.

1758
01:47:22,734 --> 01:47:27,197
No, for John Dodgersey.

1759
01:47:27,990 --> 01:47:31,118
A dude who didn't take his life
rescue systems - John Dodgersey.

1760
01:47:31,159 --> 01:47:33,704
He is in hospital
St. Michael.

1761
01:47:33,745 --> 01:47:36,206
Where is the nearest trail?

1762
01:47:36,248 --> 01:47:38,917
I don't have time to win you awards.

1763
01:47:38,959 --> 01:47:41,295
where is it
- Asbury Park, about five miles.

1764
01:47:41,336 --> 01:47:43,589
have you been there
- One time, with this duck.

1765
01:47:43,630 --> 01:47:46,717
We were going to fuck when I got sick
and I started throwing up.

1766
01:47:46,758 --> 01:47:51,221
Is there a track there?
- Yes.

1767
01:47:51,972 --> 01:47:56,476
I thought so too.

1768
01:48:01,899 --> 01:48:05,110
Whatever happens, keep Bartleby
away from the church.

1769
01:48:05,152 --> 01:48:07,279
Bob come with me.
Come on!

1770
01:48:07,321 --> 01:48:10,240
How do I do it?
- Come up with something.

1771
01:48:10,282 --> 01:48:13,160
I made it up, but I'm going to need both of you!

1772
01:48:13,202 --> 01:48:15,495
I repeat, this is not a teaching.

1773
01:48:15,537 --> 01:48:17,289
It's an apocalypse.

1774
01:48:17,331 --> 01:48:20,167
Please leave the hospital.

1775
01:48:20,209 --> 01:48:24,671
Thank you.

1776
01:48:37,309 --> 01:48:39,770
Hey!

1777
01:48:39,811 --> 01:48:44,316
Are you ready for the game?

1778
01:48:46,276 --> 01:48:50,781
Count the shells.

1779
01:49:16,431 --> 01:49:18,600
The bullets ran out.

1780
01:49:18,642 --> 01:49:20,727
Why did you do that?

1781
01:49:20,769 --> 01:49:23,772
Angels must cut their wings,
to become human.

1782
01:49:23,814 --> 01:49:28,277
do him a favor
fool!

1783
01:50:12,571 --> 01:50:17,075
i hope
that you like skating.

1784
01:50:56,365 --> 01:50:58,867
Bartleby.

1785
01:50:58,909 --> 01:51:02,663
Was it that bad in Wisconsin?

1786
01:51:02,704 --> 01:51:07,167
Down you fool!

1787
01:51:23,267 --> 01:51:27,771
I'm sorry.

1788
01:51:47,583 --> 01:51:50,878
Anyone who isn't dead
or some other kind of existence

1789
01:51:50,919 --> 01:51:54,715
to cover his ears right now.

1790
01:51:54,756 --> 01:51:59,219
What the hell

1791
01:52:02,931 --> 01:52:07,436
Thank you.

1792
01:52:36,757 --> 01:52:41,261
It doesn't end.

1793
01:52:58,445 --> 01:53:00,614
Get away from me.
I want to see what's going on.

1794
01:53:00,656 --> 01:53:03,158
What is this abomination?

1795
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:04,952
Who the hell are you lady?

1796
01:53:04,993 --> 01:53:07,538
why the hell
did you get my head

1797
01:53:07,579 --> 01:53:10,499
talk a lot
right?

1798
01:53:10,541 --> 01:53:13,544
What the hell is this?
Why doesn't this thing talk?

1799
01:53:13,585 --> 01:53:18,841
I believe the answers you are looking for
lie in the eyes of my companion.

1800
01:53:18,966 --> 01:53:22,344
What does this mean?
Did they all freak out?

1801
01:53:22,386 --> 01:53:26,849
What happened to his head?

1802
01:53:42,865 --> 01:53:44,616
Where was she?

1803
01:53:44,658 --> 01:53:47,286
Trapped in one body.

1804
01:53:47,327 --> 01:53:51,707
Betty understood everything.
She's a smart girl.

1805
01:53:51,748 --> 01:53:56,211
Wait a minute.

1806
01:54:27,784 --> 01:54:31,205
You're missing something.

1807
01:54:31,246 --> 01:54:34,249
So you ready to go back?

1808
01:54:34,291 --> 01:54:36,835
You're ready to make the changes
who am i thinking about?

1809
01:54:36,877 --> 01:54:39,588
We'll see.

1810
01:54:39,630 --> 01:54:42,299
Muse?

1811
01:54:42,341 --> 01:54:44,676
You are invited to come back with us.

1812
01:54:44,718 --> 01:54:47,721
First I have to say goodbye to Betty.
where is she

1813
01:54:47,763 --> 01:54:52,226
Oh, no

1814
01:55:10,369 --> 01:55:12,871
Metatron, she...

1815
01:55:12,913 --> 01:55:15,290
I'm afraid so.

1816
01:55:15,332 --> 01:55:19,419
One of the inconveniences of being a martyr
is that you must die.

1817
01:55:19,461 --> 01:55:23,924
But it doesn't matter.

1818
01:55:31,473 --> 01:55:34,476
They took care of everything.

1819
01:55:34,518 --> 01:55:37,020
How so?

1820
01:55:37,062 --> 01:55:41,567
Up, down.

1821
01:56:03,714 --> 01:56:04,923
How can you

1822
01:56:04,965 --> 01:56:06,717
She can recreate you.

1823
01:56:06,758 --> 01:56:08,343
He knows the technology.

1824
01:56:08,385 --> 01:56:12,890
It can make you better
stronger, faster.

1825
01:56:18,228 --> 01:56:20,397
This is...

1826
01:56:20,439 --> 01:56:24,943
very relieving.

1827
01:56:25,027 --> 01:56:27,821
Well done my girl.
I knew you'd show up.

1828
01:56:27,863 --> 01:56:31,366
Your kind always does.

1829
01:56:31,408 --> 01:56:33,994
You can ask
to take care of yourself.

1830
01:56:34,036 --> 01:56:37,664
We'll need you down the road.

1831
01:56:37,706 --> 01:56:41,335
I know.
I am the last descendant.

1832
01:56:41,960 --> 01:56:45,130
You're almost right.

1833
01:56:45,172 --> 01:56:49,676
You were the last descendant.

1834
01:56:49,843 --> 01:56:52,221
But now

1835
01:56:52,262 --> 01:56:54,556
this

1836
01:56:54,598 --> 01:56:59,102
is the last descendant.

1837
01:56:59,728 --> 01:57:03,982
Am I pregnant?

1838
01:57:04,024 --> 01:57:08,529
Nothing can get through you.

1839
01:57:09,488 --> 01:57:13,075
Take care of it for us.

1840
01:57:13,075 --> 01:57:16,620
She has a lot of work ahead of her

1841
01:57:27,422 --> 01:57:29,591
Thank you

1842
01:57:29,633 --> 01:57:32,886
I don't know

1843
01:57:32,928 --> 01:57:36,181
for everything.

1844
01:57:36,640 --> 01:57:40,143
Lord, there are a thousand things
which I want to ask you.

1845
01:57:40,185 --> 01:57:44,690
Most are for your plan and that
It will be rude of me, I know.

1846
01:57:44,982 --> 01:57:47,192
But there is something I want to ask you.

1847
01:57:47,234 --> 01:57:51,738
I'm sure I'll have plenty of time
but how many chances like this will i get?

1848
01:57:52,781 --> 01:57:57,286
Why are we here?

1849
01:58:11,341 --> 01:58:15,846
Didn't I tell you she was funny?

1850
01:58:21,143 --> 01:58:24,479
Nice to meet you.

1851
01:58:24,521 --> 01:58:28,984
It was an honor.

1852
01:58:31,320 --> 01:58:35,824
He did very well.

1853
01:58:38,911 --> 01:58:43,415
I told you She was a woman.

1854
01:58:43,790 --> 01:58:46,293
She's not exactly a woman.

1855
01:58:46,335 --> 01:58:48,754
She is nothing.

1856
01:58:48,795 --> 01:58:51,381
She's something, okay?

1857
01:58:51,423 --> 01:58:53,926
A crisis of faith?

1858
01:58:53,967 --> 01:58:56,970
I think I'm burning now
with all this abundance.

1859
01:58:57,012 --> 01:58:58,931
When it rains, it pours.

1860
01:58:58,972 --> 01:59:02,518
Are you saying you believe?

1861
01:59:02,559 --> 01:59:04,603
I have a good idea.

1862
01:59:04,645 --> 01:59:09,107
Yes!

1863
01:59:09,942 --> 01:59:11,944
The man was just for you.

1864
01:59:11,985 --> 01:59:15,864
I'm going home now
and I will tell Him.

1865
01:59:15,906 --> 01:59:17,866
And if you fix your language

1866
01:59:17,908 --> 01:59:20,452
I'll put in a good word for you too.

1867
01:59:20,494 --> 01:59:23,497
Thank you.

1868
01:59:23,539 --> 01:59:28,043
Why don't you name him after me?

1869
01:59:28,836 --> 01:59:33,340
Rufus.

1870
01:59:56,989 --> 02:00:01,493
We'll probably be hitchhiking home.

1871
02:00:04,246 --> 02:00:06,748
Anyone want to hear something kinky?

1872
02:00:06,790 --> 02:00:09,251
I had something in mind when he kissed me.

1873
02:00:09,293 --> 02:00:11,753
I can't help.
The bitch was cool.

1874
02:00:11,795 --> 02:00:16,300
You can't talk to me like that anymore.
I will be someone's mother.

1875
02:00:16,425 --> 02:00:19,553
are you pregnant

1876
02:00:19,595 --> 02:00:23,182
You know that when you're pregnant,
can you have sex until the ninth month?

1877
02:00:23,223 --> 02:00:27,686
I'll keep that in mind.

1878
02:01:50,686 --> 02:01:55,691
<b>© TRANSLATOR'S HEAVEN 2008</b>

1879
02:08:05,102 --> 02:08:09,606
<i>Well, what is he going to do?
the black part of betty?</i>