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(theme music playing)      

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           NARRATOR:            
 <i> Man lives in the sunlit world</i> 

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      <i> of what he believes</i>      
        <i> to be reality.</i>         

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       <i> But... there is,</i>        

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<i> unseen by most, an underworld.</i> 

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 <i> A place that is just as real</i>  

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   <i> but not as brightly lit.</i>    

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         <i> A dark side.</i>          

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        (phone ringing)         

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          Oh... damn.           

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   (phone continues ringing)

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Where am I?           

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              Oh.               

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             Right.             
   (phone continues ringing)    

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              Ow!               

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               Ow.              

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   (phone continues ringing)    

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             Hello?             

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   (phone continues ringing)    

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       Geez, thin walls.        

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   So why didn't Lucy tell me   
 her apartment had thin walls?  

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  "Never take a $600 apartment  
       with thin walls,"

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my grandmother         
      always used to say.       

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      That woman was full       
        of good advice.         

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 I should have listened to her. 

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   Will you answer the phone    
           in there?            

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   (phone continues ringing)    

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    Jet lag and thin walls.     

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       Great combination.       

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     And only $600 a month      
         plus airfare.          

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        What more could         
      a commercial actress

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with a 9:00 audition ask for?  

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          (screaming)           

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     (phone stops ringing)      

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           Thank you.           

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        (phone ringing)         

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            Oh, no.             

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             5:00.              

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      I'm obviously living      
     next door to vampires.     

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     Sleep all day and talk     
to their friends in Transylvania

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all night long on the telephone.

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            (sighs)             

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 It's 2:00 a.m. in Los Angeles.

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In Los Angeles, I probably   
 haven't even gone to bed yet.  

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In Los Angeles, they have smog, 

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   mass murderers, mudslides.   

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But they build their walls thick
           out there.           

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  I have to say that for them.  

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     (phone stops ringing)      

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            (sighs)             

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           (thumping)           

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            (gasps)             

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             Great.             

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          The vampires          
      are obviously trying

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to break through the wall,   

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        (phone ringing)         
       the very thin wall       
       of my $600 sublet.       

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            A party.            

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  They must be having a party.  

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              No.               

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         Then, somebody         
    would answer the phone.     

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   Well, evidently, something   
      has got to be done.       

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   (phone continues ringing)    

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              Hey!              

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       Insomniacs in 12F,

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people are trying        
     to sleep around here.      

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   (phone rings, then stops)    

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            Thanks.             

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 Chalk one up to the good guys. 

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            (sighs)             

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          Joan Matlin,          
  you will fall back to sleep   

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          and wake up           
     in the morning fresh.      

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 You will forget all the bumps  

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   and ringing that happened    
         in the night.          

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 You will, you will, you will!

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(thumping)           

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            (gasps)             

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        This young woman        
   looks incredibly talented.   

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     I think we'll use her.     

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     Oh, you say she played     
        the third bride         

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      in<i> Dracula's Harem?</i>       

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     Sure, I remember that.     

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  She was fabulous-- hire her.  
     (phone ringing loudly)     

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         Oh, terrific.          

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         The telephone          
in the next apartment evidently

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has a volume control      
 which has just been turned up. 

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   (phone continues ringing)    

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             Hello?             

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        Oh, hello, Lucy.        

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   Oh, great, fine, fabulous.   

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    I've discovered the way     
      to deal with jet lag      

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       is just not to get       
       any sleep at all,        

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       which is very easy       
       in your apartment,       

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  considering your neighbors.   

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 The ones who put the telephone
right up against the wall    

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     so that when it rings,     
         the bell feels         

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   as if it's been implanted    
          in my brain.          

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   The ones who have friends    
     who call at 3:00 a.m.      

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    and let it ring 67 times    

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just to make absolutely certain 
     there's nobody there.      

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The ones who every now and then 
     throw something heavy      

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      up against the wall       
 to reassure me they're alive.

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Those neighbors.        

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   Now, listen Lucy, you know   
   how I feel about noise...    

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  Well, I don't care if there   
 was nobody there two days ago. 

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   There's someone there now.   

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     And if that telephone      
        goes on ringing,        

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      I'm going to ask you      
         for a rebate.          

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  Actresses with dark circles   
        under their eyes        

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have a very low employment rate.

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    There have been studies.

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Good idea.           

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  Give me the super's number.   

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 If it keeps up, I'll complain. 

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   Well, I'm complaining now.   

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       No... the audition       
        did not go well.        

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     At 9:00 a.m., I looked     
  as if I'd gotten 32 minutes   

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            of sleep            
   in the last calendar year.   

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   You see, they were looking   
 for a limey with comic timing. 

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     They were not looking      
          for a limey

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who could play a zombie     
        with no makeup.         

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 So, no, I didn't get the job.  

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   And you know who I blame?    

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        I blame that...         

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             Right.             

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        I love you, too.        

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    Um, I'm sorry, but I had    
 to complain to someone, okay?  

127
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Oh, no, everything else is fine.

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     I love your apartment.     

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       No... it stopped.        

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          Yeah... bye.          

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        (phone ringing)

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Once more.           

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     Just try it once more.     

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        (phone ringing)         

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 Hello, is this Mr. Rodriguez?  

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         Mr. Rodriguez,         
      this is Joan Matlin.      

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I am subletting 12E from Lucy...

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 Yes, of course you know Lucy.  

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      Well, Mr. Rodriguez,      
    I'm having some problems    

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    with the people in 12F.     

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     (phone stops ringing)      

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            (sighs)             

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    Yes, well, there may not
be any people in 12F,      

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     but there is a tele...     

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  Hey, there must be somebody   
   there, because last night,   

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somebody kept throwing something
    against the wall and...     

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        I wish you'd...         

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        (phone ringing)         

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              See?              

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           Hear that?           
     (phone stops ringing)      

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    (grunts in frustration)     

152
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    Yes, Mr. Rodriguez, yes.    

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         I'll try that.

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No, I believe you.       

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         There's nobody         
       in that apartment.       

156
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     Was there ever anybody     
       in that apartment?       

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           (chuckles)           

158
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    Right, an English girl.     

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  Well, did this English girl   
 have a telephone, do you know? 

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  Did she have English friends  
 who telephoned her repeatedly  

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all day long and all night long?

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       You wouldn't know.       

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         I understand.

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So, how long ago was it     

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     that this English girl     
           moved out?           

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             I see.             

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             Pills?             

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          Or a razor?           

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              Ah.               

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             I see.             

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     Well, of course I'm...     
I'm very sorry that she's dead, 

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      but I wish somebody       
     would tell her friends     

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          so that they          
    would stop calling her.

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Thank you, Mr. Rodriguez.    

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       I realize I'm only       
        a lowly sublet,         

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 and I'll try to deal with this 
 unfortunate situation myself.  

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            (grunts)            

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  How do you strangle yourself  
           to death?            

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 I guess there's no accounting  
       for English girls.       

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             Well.              

181
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         Ooh, yum, yum.         

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I just love cold mashed potato. 

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 And I dote on congealed gravy.

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(thumping)           

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        (phone ringing)         

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           That's it.           

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            No more.            

188
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       Time for violence.       

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   (phone continues ringing)    

190
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  Good evening, sir or madam.   

191
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 Unplug your telephone or die.  

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         (loud banging)         

193
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        (phone ringing)         

194
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    Lucy said it was empty.     

195
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Mr. Rodriguez said it was empty,
       and he must know.        

196
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           Therefore,
there's nobody in there.    

197
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  Therefore, it doesn't matter  
     if I go inside or not.     

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   (phone continues ringing)    

199
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          My two years          
 as an apprentice housebreaker  

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     are about to pay off.      

201
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   (phone continues ringing)    

202
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       A few seconds ago,       

203
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     that door was locked.      

204
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It really looks as if they were 
    trying to break through.    

205
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     Right where my bed is.     

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           (panting)

207
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Who was trying         
       to break through?        

208
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           (panting)            

209
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           (sniffles)           

210
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        All right, now,         

211
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   if there's anybody hiding    
       in that bathroom,        

212
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   I'd like you to come out.    

213
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  Am I really going to go over  

214
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and open up that bathroom door? 

215
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    Am I really that stupid?    

216
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       I<i> am</i> that stupid.        

217
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        I can't believe         
    I'm actually doing this.

218
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(door creaking)         

219
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              Oh.               

220
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      Now, where the hell       
    is that damn telephone?     

221
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            (gasps)             

222
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           Obviously,           
    the wind blew it closed.    

223
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          Wind blowing          
    through closed windows?     

224
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            (sighs)             

225
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              Aha!              

226
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        Hiding from me.         

227
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           I knew it.           

228
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         Hello. Hello.

229
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This is Joan Matlin,      
 the occupant of 12E speaking.  

230
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    I should like to inform     
     all interested parties     

231
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       that the occupant        
        of 12F is dead.         

232
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     She strangled herself,     

233
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      and she is no longer      
        accepting calls.        

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             WOMAN:             
           Operator.            

235
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        May I help you?         

236
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 May I help you, please? Hello? 

237
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     Yes, you<i> can</i> help me.

238
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I should like to have      
  this telephone disconnected.  

239
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Please call the business office 
tomorrow anytime after 8:00 a.m.

240
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     What exchange are you?     

241
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             What?              

242
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,261
          What number           
     are you calling from?      

243
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 Then I'll be able to tell you  
      which branch office       

244
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    you should call to have     
  your telephone disconnected.  

245
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,868
      Well, I-I don't know      
          the number.

246
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,637
It isn't on the telephone.   

247
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         You don't know         
   your own telephone number?   

248
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,807
     It isn't my telephone.     

249
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,610
If it's not your telephone, then
you can't order it disconnected.

250
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:17,480
     Look, it's a telephone     
     in an empty apartment,     

251
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,117
   and it rings all day long    
      and all night long,       

252
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,186
         and it's about         
       to drive me crazy!       

253
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,254
We cannot disconnect a telephone

254
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,223
     except at the request
of the person.         

255
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,591
          She's dead.           

256
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,159
        How did she die?        

257
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,495
     She committed suicide.     

258
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,598
Probably because she was trying 
to deal with the phone company. 

259
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,734
       Look, what number        
      <i> am</i> I calling from?       

260
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,135
     You should be able...      

261
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,137
      Pills... or a razor?      

262
00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:44,674
  Or did she strangle herself   

263
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,278
    with the telephone cord?    

264
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:50,981
   Who do I know in the city?   

265
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,084
      I must know somebody
in New York.          

266
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,120
             Beth.              

267
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,488
 Beth used to be my best friend 

268
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,591
  until I stopped calling her.  

269
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,763
         Beth's number.         

270
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,397
     What's Beth's number?      

271
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,699
             Right!             

272
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,934
             11-68.             

273
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,773
         (line ringing)         

274
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,075
     Please let Beth be in.     

275
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,544
             WOMAN:             
             Hello.             
             Beth?              

276
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,813
        Beth can't come
to the telephone, Joan.     

277
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,815
          Who is this?          

278
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,817
     Beth had an accident.      

279
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,587
    How do you know my name?    

280
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,956
     What kind of accident?     

281
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,825
       It wasn't a pill.        

282
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,827
       It wasn't a razor.       

283
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,829
You-You... You're the operator. 

284
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,764
      I just spoke to you.      

285
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,299
     She strangled herself.     

286
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,335
            (gasps)             

287
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,370
              411.              

288
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,575
     What could be plainer?     

289
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,577
         (line ringing)

290
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,045
WOMAN:             
     Directory assistance?      

291
00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:56,513
              Oh!               

292
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,915
        May I help you?         

293
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,583
   You get around, don't you?   

294
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,151
        May I help you?         

295
00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:02,653
              Yes.              

296
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,488
      I'd like the number       

297
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,926
  for the Office of Emergency   
   Telephone Disconnections.    

298
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,029
           I'm sorry.           
I don't have any listing for... 

299
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,131
     Then get me the number     
        for the police!

300
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,366
Canine Operations?       

301
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,768
         Of course not!         

302
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,235
        Equine Division?        

303
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,137
 Anti-terrorist Tactical Force? 

304
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,873
          FBI liaison?          
      Recovered Property?       

305
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,041
            (groans)            

306
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,853
           (panting)            

307
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,290
              Oh.               

308
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,896
          (loud thud)           

309
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,397
            (gasps)             

310
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,466
     (phone ringing, thud)      

311
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,369
   What the hell am I doing?    

312
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,971
             (thud)

313
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,673
Do I really want to know    
   what's going on in there?    

314
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,874
 (sporadic thudding continues)  

315
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,477
    Is all this really worth    
           my sanity?           

316
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,312
       I could have spent       
       these three months       

317
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,315
       doing summer stock       
       in Salt Lake City.       

318
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,952
     Lucy said the Mormons      
   treat actors like royalty.   

319
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,687
    (loud thud, Joan gasps)     

320
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:14,190
  What common household object  

321
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,862
          could I use
to beat someone to death with? 

322
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,334
           (whimpers)           

323
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,803
 Beat some<i> thing</i> to death with. 

324
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,106
           (thudding)           
              Ha!               

325
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,140
    (loud thud, Joan gasps)     

326
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,810
        (phone ringing)         

327
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,445
    I'll use my bare hands.     

328
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,748
     (knocking from inside)     

329
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,115
           (whimpers)           

330
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,117
   (phone continues ringing)    

331
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,129
         Don't be open.         

332
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,298
       Don't be unlocked.       

333
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,470
       Door, don't open.

334
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,706
Please, don't open.       

335
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,277
            (gasps)             

336
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,747
              Huh.              

337
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,749
     I knew it would open.      

338
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,191
 Just as it was when I left it. 

339
00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:23,226
          Good. Good.           

340
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,462
            (gasps)             

341
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,132
    This wasn't here before.    

342
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,157
          (squeaking)           

343
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,526
            (gasps)             

344
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,995
       (squeaking, gasps)       

345
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,195
            (gasps)             

346
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,564
        (phone ringing)         
              Oh!

347
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,801
Oh.               

348
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,670
              Oh.               

349
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,138
              Aah!              

350
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,473
        (phone ringing)         

351
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,575
            (sighs)             

352
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,644
      That's it. No more.       

353
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,812
  Pick up my toys and go home.  

354
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,450
            (sighs)             

355
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,555
         (busy signal)          
            Be open.            

356
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,257
          Please open.          

357
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,159
            Come on.            

358
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,397
         (busy signal)          

359
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,168
        (phone ringing)

360
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,070
(busy signal and phone ringing, 
          Joan gasps)           

361
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,873
          (whimpering)          

362
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,775
           (groaning)           

363
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,543
         (phone ringing         
        and busy signal)        

364
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,912
           (choking)            

365
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,448
           (groaning)           

366
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,517
         (rapid ringing         
        and busy signal)        

367
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,552
      (grunts and choking)      

368
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:01,058
      (phone bell dinging)      

369
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,160
           (ringing)            

370
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,068
      (two phones ringing)

371
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:32,022
(ringing continues)       

372
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:57,414
           NARRATOR:            
<i> The dark side is always there.</i> 

373
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,950
   <i> Waiting for us to enter.</i>    

374
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:03,186
     <i> Waiting to enter us.</i>      

375
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:09,426
     <i> Until next time, try</i>      
    <i> to enjoy the daylight.</i>


