1
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(Helen)
LAST WEEK ON WINGS.

2
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A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I WAS IN SAINT CROIX
AND I RAN INTO YOUR EX-WIFE.

3
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CAROL IS STOPPING IN BOSTON
ON HER WAY TO LONDON.

4
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WHAT?

5
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I'VE GOT TO GET
IN TOUCH WITH CAROL.

6
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THIS MIGHT BE
MY LAST CHANCE
TO WIN HER BACK.

7
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THE MESSAGE IS,

8
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"MEET ME AT THE TOP
OF THE PRUDENTIAL BUILDING,

9
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TONIGHT, 8:00."

10
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SOMEBODY'S TRYING
TO TAKE OFF IN THIS SOUP.

11
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IT'S MY IDIOT BROTHER.

12
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OK, LOOK, JOE,
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET
THAT I TOOK THE PLANE.

13
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I KNOW THAT.
BUT I JUST COULD NOT
LET THIS OPPORTUNITY

14
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TO SEE CAROL SLIP BY
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.

15
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AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
THAT SHE NEVER SHOWED.

16
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THESE ARE FOR YOU.

17
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SOME LADY NAMED CAROL
GAVE 'EM TO ME.

18
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WHAT'D SHE SAY?

19
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"AS MUCH AS IT HURTS,
I HAVE TO MOVE ON."

20
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CAROL'S FINALLY GONE.

21
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[elevator bell dings]

22
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(all)
CAROL?

23
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[seagulls cawing]

24
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OH! CAROL.

25
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I KNEW YOU'D COME.

26
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I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK.
OH, UH...

27
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WELL, YOU'RE ONE UP ON ME.
I HAD NO IDEA I'D BE HERE.

28
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THAT'S WHY I SENT
THE CAB DRIVER
WITH THE FLOWERS.

29
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YEAH, YEAH, LUTHER.
OH, GREAT GUY.

30
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I THINK WE'RE ENGAGED.
IF WE CAN GET PAST
THE RACIAL THING.

31
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY.

32
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BET YOU FEEL
PRETTY SILLY NOW, HUH?
LOOK WHO SHOWED UP.

33
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[chuckling]

34
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GEE, JOE,
THIS IS AN UNEXPECTEDLY

35
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AWKWARD MOMENT.

36
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YEAH, BUT THANK GOD
IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.

37
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YEAH.

38
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THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE
IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU WOULDN'T BE.

39
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I FIGURED BRIAN MIGHT NEED
SOMEONE TO MAKE SURE
HE GOT HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

40
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AH, YOU KNOW JOE.

41
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ONCE A CROSSING GUARD,
ALWAYS A CROSSING GUARD.

42
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WELL, WELL, CAROL.

43
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I GUESS I'M
THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH
YOU EXPECTED TO SEE HERE.

44
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I'M SORRY,
DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?

45
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I'M HELEN CHAPEL.

46
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I'M SORRY.
OH, PLEASE,

47
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DON'T TELL ME
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I...

48
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THAT'S RIGHT.
LAST TIME YOU SAW ME,

49
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I WAS A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT.

50
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I'M TRYING TO PLACE YOU--

51
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YOU USED TO CALL ME,
"FAT, FAT, THE WATER RAT."

52
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HELEN, APPARENTLY, SHE--
OH, OF COURSE,
SHE REMEMBERS WHO I WAS.

53
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I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER
FOR 8 YEARS, FOR GOD SAKES.

54
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HELEN, WHY DON'T
WE SEE WHAT'S OUT
THESE OTHER WINDOWS?

55
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I SAT RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
IN 4TH GRADE.

56
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I'D DO YOUR HOMEWORK,
AND YOU'D GIVE ME
YOUR LUNCH.

57
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[stammering]
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE.

58
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UM, CAROL, I KNOW
THIS TIME WE'RE REALLY
GONNA MAKE IT WORK.

59
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NO, NO, NO, REALLY,
AND--AND I--
BRIAN, BRIAN.

60
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[elevator bell dings]

61
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BEFORE YOU GO JUMPING
TO ANY CONCLUSIONS,

62
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I'M STILL GOING TO LONDON.
I JUST...

63
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I MEAN,
I HAVE A JOB THERE.

64
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IT'S JUST,
WHEN I GOT ON THE PLANE,

65
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I COULDN'T STOP THINKING
OF YOU STANDING HERE
ALL BY YOURSELF.

66
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BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING LUTHER
AND WHAT WE MEAN
TO EACH TOGETHER.

67
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YOU HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING
I'D EVEN GET YOUR MESSAGE.

68
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BUT YOU...
I KNEW YOU'D BE HERE.

69
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I COULDN'T IGNORE
A GESTURE LIKE THAT.

70
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A GESTURE LIKE MINE?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR GESTURE?

71
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

72
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WELL, I MEAN, FLYING
TO LONDON FROM MIAMI,
STOPPING IN BOSTON?

73
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THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
A DIRECT FLIGHT.

74
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I MEAN, WHY ELSE
WOULD YOU WANNA COME HERE
OTHER THAN TO SEE ME?

75
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TO SAY GOOD-BYE
TO MY PARENTS?

76
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OH.

77
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HEY, DO THEY STILL HAVE
THAT 3-LEGGED
BLIND CHIHUAHUA?

78
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LUCKY? YEAH.
UH-HUH.

79
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WELL, LOOK, BRIAN,
I BETTER GO.

80
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I THINK I CAN STILL CATCH
THE LATE FLIGHT.

81
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[gasps]

82
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OH.

83
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[exhales]

84
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WE SHOULD'VE KISSED
LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN.

85
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I GUESS I WAS
ALWAYS TOO BUSY TRYING
TO SWALLOW YOUR TONSILS.

86
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LOOK, UH,
WE CAN'T LET IT
END LIKE THIS.

87
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YOU GOTTA COME BACK
TO NANTUCKET WITH ME.

88
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I'M NOT LOOKING
FOR A COMMITMENT
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

89
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JUST GIVE IT
40 OR 50 YEARS,

90
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AND THEN
IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT,

91
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I'LL POP YOUR TEETH BACK IN
AND OFF YOU GO.

92
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[sighing]

93
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WELL, MAYBE
IT'S WORTH A TRY.

94
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[exclaims]

95
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OK.

96
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HEY, UH, GUYS,

97
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CAROL IS COMING BACK
TO THE ISLAND WITH US.

98
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NO KIDDING.

99
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ISN'T THAT GREAT?

100
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YOUR FATHER USED TO RUN
THAT LITTLE ICE CREAM PARLOR
ON FEDERAL STREET, RIGHT?

101
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YES, BUT I--
WELL, THAT WAS
PRACTICALLY MY 2ND HOME.

102
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OF COURSE, NOW I KNOW
THAT I ONLY OVEREAT

103
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BECAUSE I'M NERVOUS
OR ANXIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING.

104
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HELEN--
OH, YOU REMEMBER?

105
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YOU PUSHED ME DOWN
ON THE SIDEWALK 'CAUSE
I SPILLED HOT FUDGE

106
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ALL OVER
YOUR NEW DRESS.
GIVE IT UP, HELEN.

107
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[sighing]

108
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I'M HUNGRY.
IS ANYBODY HUNGRY?

109
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HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING
TO EAT BACK HERE?

110
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SOME PEANUTS
OR SOME CRACKERS OR--

111
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RELAX, WILL YOU?
IT'S ONLY
A 40-MINUTE FLIGHT.

112
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MAYBE ONE OF THOSE
PRE-MOISTENED TOWELETTES.

113
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YOU KNOW,
WITH THE LEMON SCENT.

114
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I COULD JUST
SORT OF SUCK ON IT.

115
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OH, WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT MOON?

116
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ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
HMM.

117
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AH, WELL, WELL, WELL,

118
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT
THE 3 OF US?

119
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[laughs]

120
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YOU KNOW,
THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I DIDN'T THINK

121
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I'D BE SPEAKING
TO EITHER OF YOU AGAIN.

122
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JOE, ABOUT THAT TIME
WHEN--WHEN BRIAN AND I,
UM, WELL, YOU KNOW...

123
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YOU MEAN,
WHEN YOU DUMPED ME
AND RAN OFF WITH BRIAN?

124
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OH, YOU DO REMEMBER.

125
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DON'T WORRY, CAROL,
THAT WAS 6 YEARS AGO.

126
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I DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

127
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[inaudible]

128
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WELL, CAN I SAY
I'M SORRY?

129
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I THINK YOU JUST DID.

130
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SO, UH, I GUESS
YOU'RE GONNA BE NEEDING
A PLACE TO STAY.

131
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(Carol)
OH, I'LL FIND A ROOM.

132
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OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
YOU CAN MOVE IN WITH US.

133
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JOE CAN MOVE OUT
FOR A FEW DAYS.

134
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ALL RIGHT?
UM...

135
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OH, NO, I DON'T WANT
TO INCONVENIENCE ANYBODY.

136
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[thudding]
WELL, HOW ABOUT HELEN?
SHE'S GOT AN EXTRA BEDROOM.

137
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AH, BUT THAT'S OK, REALLY.

138
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I FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
STAYING WITH STRANGERS.

139
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THERE ARE PLENTY OF
GUEST HOUSES ON THE ISLAND.
I'LL BE FINE.

140
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[plastic crackling]

141
00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:02,940
HA! YEAH!
I FOUND A PACKAGE
OF ROASTED ALMONDS.

142
00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:04,940
FOUND IT RIGHT BETWEEN
THE SEATS.

143
00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:05,910
HA!

144
00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:10,480
[birds chirping]

145
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MORNING, HELEN.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?

146
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

147
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LOOKS LIKE YOU CRUSHED UP
A BAG OF OREOS
AND POURED MILK OVER THEM.

148
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I'M ALL OUT
OF OAT BRAN, OK?

149
00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,900
ARE YOU UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHIN'?

150
00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,400
I'M NOT UPSET
ABOUT ANYTHING.

151
00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,400
I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE
A LITTLE BREAKFAST HERE,

152
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,400
AND IF HEAR ONE MORE WORD
OUT OF YOU,

153
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I'M GONNA CRAM
THIS FRIGGIN' BOWL
DOWN YOUR THROAT.

154
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YOU KNOW,
FOR A SECOND THERE,

155
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SHE SOUNDED JUST LIKE
MY LATE WIFE.

156
00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,320
WHERE'S HELEN?

157
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TRUST ME, LOWELL,
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.

158
00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,560
YES, I DO.

159
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I THINK IT'S
ONE OF THOSE WOMAN THINGS.

160
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GOD, I'M TIRED OF THOSE.

161
00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:01,630
YOU'RE TIRED OF THEM?

162
00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,970
YEAH.

163
00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:06,470
YOU'RE TIRED
OF THOSE WOMAN THINGS?

164
00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:12,580
ROY, ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT YOU'RE A WOMAN
DRESSED UP LIKE A MAN?

165
00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:15,480
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

166
00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,980
AND A HEARING LOSS
TO BOOT.

167
00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:21,120
YOU'VE GOT A LOT
ON YOUR PLATE, MY FRIEND.

168
00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,020
ARE YOU STARK RAVING MAD?

169
00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:25,690
AH, A FIERY WENCH.
GUYS LOVE THAT.

170
00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:29,430
YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME.

171
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RELAX, ROY.

172
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MY WIFE WOULD KILL ME
IF SHE CAUGHT ME
CHEATING ON HER.

173
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HEY, GUYS.
HEY, BRIAN,
HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?

174
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AH, ROUTINE.
THE CONTROLS SEEMED
A LITTLE SLUGGISH AT FIRST,

175
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BUT THEN SOME
FAT GUY FELL OUT,
AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE.

176
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VERY FUNNY.

177
00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:45,340
HEY, JOE.
YEAH?

178
00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,340
I PROMISED I WOULD
TAKE CAROL ON A PICNIC
OVER AT SIASCONSET LIGHT.

179
00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:50,410
BUT IN ORDER TO DO THAT,
YOU GOTTA TAKE
MY NEXT FLIGHT FOR ME, HUH?

180
00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:52,420
SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE
GETTING ALONG PRETTY WELL.

181
00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,820
AH, WE'RE DOING GREAT.
IT'S LIKE A FRESH START.

182
00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:57,390
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU'LL DO IT, PLEASE?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?

183
00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:59,260
YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT?
AH! GREAT!

184
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I JUST GOTTA DASH OUT
AND GET SOME GOODIES.
I'LL BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES.

185
00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,760
I LOVE YOU.

186
00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,300
I'VE GOT TO START PAYING
CLOSER ATTENTION AROUND HERE.

187
00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:13,770
GOOD GOD, HELEN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

188
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,840
I'M HAVING
A LITTLE SNACK.

189
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,640
EVER SINCE CAROL CAME BACK,
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING
BUT EAT, EAT, EAT.

190
00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,910
HELEN, LOOK AT YOURSELF.

191
00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:23,410
YOU'VE GOT PIE
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

192
00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,920
OH, GOD.

193
00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,990
I'M LETTIN'
THIS WOMAN AFFECT ME.

194
00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:34,990
I'VE REVERTED BACK TO
MY OLD SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
EATING HABITS.

195
00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,830
TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.
GOOD FOR YOU.

196
00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,960
UGH! I DON'T WANNA
SEE THAT ANYMORE.

197
00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,460
I'M DONE PIGGIN' OUT.

198
00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,000
THANKS, JOE.

199
00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:45,840
LOWELL, DID YOU GET
THE PIZZA?

200
00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,840
UH, IT'S OUT IN THE PICKUP.
YOU WANT ME TO GET IT?

201
00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,840
NO, NO, NO.
BRING IT OUT
TO THE HANGAR.

202
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,340
THERE'S TOO MANY PRYING EYES
AROUND HERE.

203
00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,840
RIGHT.

204
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,810
AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T LET JOE SEE YOU.

205
00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:56,310
DON'T WORRY ABOUT JOE.

206
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,820
HE'S GOT OTHER THINGS
ON HIS MIND.

207
00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,250
[knocking on door]

208
00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,790
AM I DISTURBING ANYTHING?

209
00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:06,290
CAROL.

210
00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:08,290
NO, COME IN.
I WAS JUST STRAIGHTENING UP
MY DESK.

211
00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:10,260
[airplane whirring]

212
00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,830
STILL NEAT AS A PIN, HUH?

213
00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:13,330
WELL, HEY,
I AM GETTING BETTER.

214
00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,330
I MEAN-- I MEAN,
DO YOU SEE THAT STAPLER?

215
00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:18,330
IN THE OLD DAYS,
THAT WOULD'VE HAD TO HAVE BEEN
AT A 90-DEGREE ANGLE.

216
00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,840
NOW IT'S ABOUT 82,
AND IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME
AT ALL.

217
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,780
SO, UH, YOU'RE GOING
ON A PICNIC, HUH?

218
00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,450
JOE, I HOPE
ALL THIS HASN'T BEEN
TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU.

219
00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:33,450
YOU MEAN, SEEING YOU
AND BRIAN TOGETHER?

220
00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:36,420
NO, NO, IT'S OK.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU TWO.

221
00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:39,420
I MEAN,
IT TOOK ME A WHILE,
BUT I FINALLY REALIZED

222
00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:42,790
THAT IT'S NOT GONNA WORK
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
AND IF IT'S NOT GONNA--

223
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:44,790
CAROL!

224
00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:46,800
CAROL.

225
00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:58,910
NO! NO!

226
00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,880
THIS--THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.

227
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,240
YOU CAME BACK FOR BRIAN.

228
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,150
I KNOW I DID.

229
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,650
BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN,
ALL THESE FEELINGS FOR YOU
CAME WELLING UP INSIDE ME.

230
00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:09,020
I DIDN'T PLAN THIS, JOE.
I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE.

231
00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,020
I DOUBT IT.
OH.

232
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,520
[both moaning]

233
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,530
[grunting]

234
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,590
WE SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF OURSELVES.

235
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,600
I MEAN, BRIAN IS OUT
BUYING BREAD AND CHEESE

236
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,600
AND, I DON'T KNOW,
THOSE LITTLE SMOKED OYSTERS,
MAYBE, AND--AND...

237
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,700
OH, I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET
THOSE LITTLE SMOKED OYSTERS.

238
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,140
I DON'T LIKE THOSE.
DO YOU?

239
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,640
NOT MUCH.

240
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,140
WELL, SOMETIMES
IF YOU GET THE RIGHT KIND.
I LIKE THE ONES...

241
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,880
[moaning]

242
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,880
JOE, WE'VE GOT TO
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
BEFORE IT GOES ANY FURTHER.

243
00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:40,680
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

244
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,920
[both panting]

245
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,960
WHAT AM I DOING?

246
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,960
JOE, STOP FEELING
SO GUILTY.

247
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,400
I'M PARTLY
TO BLAME HERE, TOO.

248
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,300
OH, DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF.

249
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,300
I'M SURE YOU JUST TRIPPED,
FELL, AND LANDED ON MY LIPS.

250
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,540
IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE.

251
00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:04,340
I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU STILL ANGRY WITH ME?

252
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,340
FURIOUS.

253
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,610
HEY, GUYS? GUYS?

254
00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,110
OUT HERE, BRIAN.

255
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,520
HEY.

256
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,820
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR DESK?

257
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,760
MY DESK?
YEAH.

258
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,990
OH, UH, I WAS JUST
POLISHING IT.

259
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,660
AH, IT'S SO NICE AND SHINY.
MOM WOULD'VE BEEN PROUD.

260
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,660
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
HEY.

261
00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,170
HI, THERE.

262
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,470
HEY, I GOT A CAN
OF THOSE LITTLE SMOKED OYSTERS
I KNOW YOU LIKE SO MUCH.

263
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:34,470
OOH, YUM, YUM.

264
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,940
HEY, JOE, JOE,
I WANNA THANK YOU
FOR WHAT YOU DID.

265
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,280
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING?

266
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,250
COME ON, YOU TOOK
MY FLIGHT FOR ME,
AND I APPRECIATE IT.

267
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,250
OH, THAT. RIGHT.
YEAH, HEY, ANYTIME.
UH, WHICH REMINDS ME.

268
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,750
I GOTTA GO DO
MY FLEE FRIGHT--
UH, MY FREE FLIGHT--

269
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:48,680
I--I GOTTA GO.

270
00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,190
YEAH.

271
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,990
HEY, CAROL, YOU GOT
A PAPER CLIP ON YOUR BACK.

272
00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:55,990
[door closing]

273
00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:10,270
[footsteps pattering]

274
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,210
GOOD NIGHT, JOE.

275
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,510
AND THANKS AGAIN
FOR LETTING ME WORK
AT SANDPIPER AIR.

276
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:19,520
YOU'RE WELCOME, FAY,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY
THAT TO ME EVERY NIGHT.

277
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,220
YOU'VE GOT THE JOB.

278
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:25,220
OH, UM, WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'D LIKE A DENTAL PLAN.

279
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,330
I'M KIDDING.

280
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,330
SORT OF.

281
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,860
GOOD NIGHT.

282
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:37,870
WELL, SHE'S ALL
LOCKED UP, JOE.

283
00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:39,870
JUST CATCH THE FRONT DOOR
ON YOUR WAY OUT.

284
00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,370
OK, LOWELL.
GOOD NIGHT.

285
00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:43,870
EVERYTHING OK, JOE?

286
00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,880
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I'VE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM.

287
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,050
BUT, HEY,
EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS.

288
00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:52,050
NOT LIKE YOURS.

289
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:57,420
LISTEN, JOE,
IF YOU AND BRIAN WANNA
DATE EACH OTHER,

290
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,420
WELL, IT'S
YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

291
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,930
BUT BEFORE YOU GIVE UP
ON THE FAIRER SEX,

292
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,430
GIVE ROY A CALL.

293
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:07,160
A NICER GAL
YOU WON'T FIND ANYWHERE.

294
00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:18,210
LOWELL JUST GAVE ME
A REALLY WEIRD LOOK.

295
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,710
HOW COULD YOU TELL?

296
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,680
HEY--HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

297
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,180
I THOUGHT YOU WENT
TO DINNER WITH CAROL.

298
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,680
NAH, I JUST DROPPED HER OFF.

299
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,480
SHE SAID SHE DID SOMETHING
TO HER BACK TODAY.

300
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,720
YEAH, THAT CAN HAPPEN.

301
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,090
JOE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW

302
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:36,090
HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU
BEING SUCH A GREAT SPORT
ABOUT ALL THIS.

303
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:39,500
UH, BRIAN, LISTEN.

304
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,000
THERE'S SOMETHING
I-- I'VE GOTTA--

305
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,500
JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE.

306
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,500
IF CAROL AND I DO
GET BACK TOGETHER,

307
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,000
MAYBE WE CAN ADD
A ROOM ONTO THE HOUSE.

308
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,640
BRIAN, LISTEN TO ME, I--

309
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,640
OF COURSE, EVENTUALLY
WE'LL HAVE TO MOVE INTO
SOMETHING A LITTLE BIGGER

310
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640
ONCE THE LITTLE ONES
START ARRIVING.
I'D KIND OF LIKE A GIRL.

311
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,640
BRIAN, PLEASE--
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK--

312
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,040
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT NAMES?

313
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,550
I'M KIND OF PARTIAL
TO DORALDINE.
BRIAN.

314
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,550
AH, BUT THERE'LL BE
LIKE 6 OTHER DORALDINES
IN HER CLASS.

315
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,090
BUT I--
BRIAN, HOW 'BOUT YOU SHUT UP
FOR GOD'S SAKE?

316
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,490
BRIAN...

317
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,960
CAROL MADE
A PASS AT ME TODAY.

318
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,760
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

319
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,600
BRIAN, IT'S TRUE.

320
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,100
AND WHAT'S WORSE IS,

321
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,600
I PASSED BACK.

322
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,810
HMM. WELL,
THAT PART I BELIEVE.

323
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,810
OH, BOY.

324
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:32,420
OH, THIS MUST BE
REAL SWEET FOR YOU, HUH?

325
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:34,780
YEAH, YOU COULDN'T WAIT
TO TAKE YOUR REVENGE,
COULD YOU?

326
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,120
SO--SO, WHEN DID YOU
START PLANNING THIS, HUH?

327
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,620
WHEN YOU HEARD THAT
SHE WAS COMING BACK
TO NANTUCKET?

328
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,020
OR DIDN'T IT OCCUR TO YOU
UNTIL YOU SAW
THAT I WAS HAPPY?

329
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,660
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
YEAH, IT IS TRUE!

330
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,790
BRIAN, CAROL MADE
THE FIRST MOVE.

331
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,060
NOW, YOU SHUT UP!

332
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,560
LOOK, 6 YEARS AGO
SHE LEFT ME
AND WENT AFTER YOU.

333
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,570
6 MONTHS AGO, SHE LEFT YOU
AND--AND WENT AFTER
SOME OTHER GUY.

334
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:52,900
WHY IS IT SO HARD
TO BELIEVE?

335
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,000
BECAUSE IT'S
DIFFERENT THIS TIME!
I KNOW IT IS.

336
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,010
BRIAN, I JUST DON'T WANNA
SEE YOU GET HURT AGAIN.

337
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,510
HEY, IF YOU DON'T
WANNA GET HURT,

338
00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:00,410
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER.

339
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,240
BRIAN!

340
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,250
[knocking on door]

341
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,780
[knocking on door]

342
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,290
HELLO, CAROL.

343
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,290
W-W-WHAT DO YOU WANT?
HELEN, ISN'T IT?

344
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,790
VERY GOOD.

345
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,190
AREN'T YOU GONNA
INVITE ME IN? THANK YOU.

346
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,560
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

347
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,570
NO, THE QUESTION IS
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

348
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:29,200
HAVEN'T YOU SCREWED UP
THE HACKETT BOYS' LIFE
ENOUGH FOR ONE LIFETIME?

349
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,570
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

350
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:35,080
I'VE HAD 4 GLASSES
OF CHIANTI
WITH MY SPAGHETTI.

351
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,580
AND I HAD 3 HELPINGS OF THAT
IF YOU MUST KNOW.

352
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,920
AH, WELL,
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN

353
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,920
THAT ATTRACTIVE
SPAGHETTI SAUCE STAIN
ON YOUR SWEATER THEN.

354
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,420
OH, YEAH, I ACCIDENTALLY
BOUNCED A MEATBALL
OFF MY LEFT BREAST.

355
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,230
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

356
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,230
WELL, THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.

357
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:58,230
WHERE DO YOU GET OFF
NOT REMEMBERING WHO I AM?

358
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,740
WE WERE IN EVERY SCHOOL
PRODUCTION TOGETHER.

359
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,740
YOU WERE ALWAYS
THE STAR OF THE SHOW,

360
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:06,240
AND I PLAYED THE CELLO
DOWN IN THE PIT.

361
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,240
IF THAT ISN'T A METAPHOR
FOR SOMETHING.

362
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,750
YOU EVEN SIGNED
MY YEARBOOK.

363
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,750
"I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
LOVE, CAROL."

364
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,760
THAT'S YOU?

365
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,630
YOU WERE
THE FAT, LITTLE CELLIST
DOWN IN THE PIT.

366
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:26,500
YES, YES! THAT WAS ME!
YOU REMEMBER!

367
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
SO, HOW YOU BEEN?

368
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,370
SO, THAT'S WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT?

369
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:37,370
OH, YES, I REMEMBER YOU.

370
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,870
YOU ALWAYS HATED ME

371
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,710
'CAUSE BRIAN AND JOE
WERE INTERESTED IN ME
AND NOT YOU.

372
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:41,980
YOU'RE CRAZY.

373
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:44,450
THERE WAS PLENTY
OF OTHER REASONS
TO HATE YOU.

374
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,450
BUT THAT WAS THE BIG ONE,
WASN'T IT?

375
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,680
AND APPARENTLY,
THINGS HAVEN'T CHANGED.

376
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,690
OH, IT MUST BE
SO FRUSTRATING FOR YOU.

377
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:55,390
I MEAN, IN ONE DAY,
I HAVE THE BOYS FALLING
ALL OVER EACH OTHER.

378
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:58,390
SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH
IN 10 YEARS.

379
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,830
[shouts]
I BET
YOU REMEMBER ME NOW!

380
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,200
[screaming]

381
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,570
[knocking on door]

382
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,070
[grunting]

383
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,440
[banging on door]

384
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,570
HEY, CAROL! HEY!

385
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:14,410
(Brian)
HELEN, WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE?

386
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:15,610
SHE'S DRUNK!

387
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,110
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING,
HELEN?

388
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,620
[whispering]
I HAD A LITTLE WINE
WITH DINNER.

389
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,750
NOW, WHAT IS
ALL THIS ABOUT?

390
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,260
WELL, LOOK WHO'S ASKING
THE QUESTIONS.

391
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,260
I COULD ASK YOU
A REAL DOOZY, LOVER-BOY.

392
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:30,760
AND SO COULD
YOUR BROTHER,

393
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,260
[whispering]
IF HE KNEW.

394
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,260
I'VE ALREADY TOLD BRIAN.

395
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,270
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?

396
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:40,270
OH, I SAW YOU TWO
PAWING EACH OTHER.

397
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,770
I BET YOU NEVER GUESSED

398
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:44,770
THERE WOULD BE SOMEONE
SITTING IN THOSE LOCKERS
EATING PIZZA.

399
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:51,480
SHE WAS ALL OVER HIM
LIKE SYRUP ON PANCAKES.

400
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,750
OOH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

401
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,250
DOES THIS PLACE HAVE
ROOM SERVICE?
I'LL GO CHECK.

402
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,460
OH, HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?

403
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,960
BRIAN, I AM SO SORRY
IF I HURT YOU.

404
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,960
IT'S JUST, I FEEL LIKE
I'M BEING TORN APART.

405
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,470
I MEAN, HALF OF ME WANTS
YOU AND ALL THE CRAZINESS
THAT GOES WITH YOU,

406
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:15,270
BUT--BUT THE OTHER HALF WANTS
JOE, SO STRONG AND SOLID.

407
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,210
YOU CAN HAVE
THE HALF OF HER THAT COOKS.

408
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,970
HOW CAN YOU JOKE
ABOUT THIS?

409
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,440
BECAUSE IT'S WHAT I DO.

410
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,840
THIS ISN'T FAIR
TO EITHER ONE OF YOU.

411
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,350
I HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION.
I KNOW THAT.

412
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,850
COULD YOU JUST GIVE ME
A MINUTE, 'CAUSE I CAN'T
THINK STRAIGHT.

413
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:31,890
WE'LL KNOW
SOON ENOUGH, EH?

414
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,620
WOULD YOU LISTEN
TO YOURSELF?

415
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,130
SHE'S IN THERE DECIDING
WHICH ONE OF US
SHE'S GONNA PICK.

416
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,630
LIKE WE'RE A--
WE'RE A COUPLE OF MELONS
ON A FRUIT STAND.

417
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,630
WELL, I'M TAKING MYSELF
OUT OF THE RUNNING.

418
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,930
AND IF YOU HAVE
ANY DIGNITY AT ALL,
YOU'LL DO THE SAME.

419
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,900
MMM, DIGNITY WAS NEVER
MY STRONG SUIT.

420
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,900
LOOK WHAT SHE IS DOING
TO US, BRIAN.

421
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,400
THE LAST TIME
SHE CAME BETWEEN US,

422
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,910
WE DIDN'T SPEAK
FOR 6 YEARS.

423
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:52,740
NOW, I DON'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN AGAIN, DO YOU?

424
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:53,740
NO.

425
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,210
WELL, ONE OF US HAS BEEN
UP FRONT WITH YOU.

426
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:58,210
ONE OF US HAS TOLD YOU
THE TRUTH.

427
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,720
AND ONLY ONE OF US
REALLY CARES ABOUT YOU.

428
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,820
JUST MY LUCK IT'S YOU.

429
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,160
OH, OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

430
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,420
OH, THIS WOMAN IS
POISON TO US.

431
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,930
PURE STRYCHNINE.

432
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:11,930
WE'RE MEN, BRIAN.
OH.

433
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:13,930
LET'S ACT LIKE MEN.

434
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,930
RIGHT YOU ARE, JOSEPH.
AS FAR AS SHE'S CONCERNED,
WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

435
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:17,930
[door opening]

436
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,470
WELL, THERE'S NO GRACIOUS WAY
TO DO THIS,

437
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,610
SO, UH, I PICK BRIAN.

438
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,110
YES! YES!
ALL RIGHT! YES!

439
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:27,610
MELONS, BRIAN, MELONS.

440
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,110
YEAH, OK, OK, OK.

441
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:35,550
I'M SORRY, CAROL.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.

442
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920
I SEE.

443
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,420
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, JOE?

444
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,230
ARE YOU REJECTING ME, TOO?

445
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:47,000
JOE?

446
00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,630
JOE, SHE'S TALKING TO YOU.

447
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,940
NOW, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU'RE AS BAD AS I AM,

448
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,470
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S FACE IT.

449
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,980
NEITHER ONE OF US
HAS THE PRUNES
TO BREAK UP WITH HER.

450
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,880
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
A TEAM EFFORT.

451
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,380
WE HAVE TO TELL HER THAT
WE CAN'T SEE HER ANYMORE.

452
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,050
LET'S DO IT.

453
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:09,550
[both grunting]

454
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:12,690
CAROL, WE CAN'T
SEE YOU ANYMORE.

455
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,690
YEAH, YOU'RE
NO GOOD FOR US.

456
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,160
WHAT'S GOING ON?

457
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,660
OH, SURE, WE HAD
SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER,

458
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,660
AND THOSE WILL ALWAYS BE
CHERISHED MEMORIES FOR US.

459
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,660
HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU REMEMBER
THE FIRST TIME WE SAW HER?

460
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,170
OUR HEARTS SKIPPED A BEAT.
YEAH.

461
00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:26,670
NOW'S THE TIME
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

462
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,640
WE'RE BREAKIN' UP
WITH YOU, CAROL.

463
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,040
AND PLEASE, PLEASE
DON'T TRY TO STOP US.

464
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,480
GOOD-BYE, CAROL.
GOOD-BYE, CAROL.

465
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,980
WELL, YOU BOTH KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

466
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,020
[both scoffing]

467
00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:59,340
[knocking on door]

468
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,340
I KNEW IT.

469
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,910
HELEN.

470
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:08,340
GOOD NEWS.
THEY DO HAVE ROOM SERVICE.

471
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:10,350
DO YOU WANNA SEE
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