1 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,879 - Ta-da. - Oh, wow. Thank you. 2 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,881 - Cappuccino time. - [gasps] Wow. 3 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,968 I even did a little design in the foam there. 4 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,553 Is it a penis? 5 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,054 - It's a palm tree. - [laughs] 6 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,598 It really does look like a penis. There. There you go. 7 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:58,850 - Okay, now I see. - [chuckling] 8 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,560 - Now I... Yes. - Yes, I get why you said that. 9 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,437 - It's a palm tree. - [chuckling] 10 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,646 - For you. - It's delicious. 11 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,606 Thank you. 12 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,443 And honestly, it's very refreshing to be with someone so creative. 13 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,154 Oh. Well, thank you. 14 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,364 Holy shit. Speak of the devil. 15 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,867 This is... MK Ultra 4. 16 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,327 Huh? I have no idea. I was just flipping around... 17 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,954 No, this is... this is my movie. 18 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,914 This is... You know, I made this movie. 19 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,875 - Oh, this is you. Wow. - Yeah, yeah. 20 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,752 I had no idea. So you directed this? 21 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,005 Sort of. I championed it. 22 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:32,216 I actually... I bought the spec script for the original MK Ultra. 23 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,720 It was, like, a low-budget spy thriller, but they made it into a whole franchise. 24 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:36,805 Hmm. 25 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,349 If that guy can blow up cars with his mind, 26 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,811 how come he can't just take all the bad guys' guns away? 27 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:47,023 In order to, like, really understand MK Ultra 4, 28 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,317 you have to have recently seen MK Ultra 2, 29 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:53,112 which actually, in our timeline, comes between MK Ultra 3 and MK Ultra 4. 30 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,324 Yeah, well, I've not actually seen any of them. 31 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,992 - Are you kidding me? - Mm-mmm. 32 00:01:57,993 --> 00:01:59,243 - Oh, wow. - Sorry. 33 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,203 No, it's fine. 34 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,788 I mean, they made 3.8 billion globally, but not everyone... 35 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,957 They kind of got past a lot of people, I think. Yeah. 36 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,502 Well, look, why don't we do like a, you know, a marathon next weekend? 37 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,254 We can watch all of them. How many are there? 38 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,672 - There's seven of them. - Okay. 39 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,133 That sounds fun. Give you a live audio commentary. 40 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,011 - [chuckles] - Give you all the dirt. 41 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:23,726 Um, hey, this might be a little short notice, 42 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,854 but are you busy tonight? 43 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,272 Why? 44 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,941 I have to go to this, you know, work thing. 45 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,902 It's, like, a super fancy-schmancy 46 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,114 Cedars-Sinai fundraising black-tie gala thing. 47 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,533 I mean, it's actually really fun, 48 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,327 even if it is for kid cancer. 49 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,287 And there will be a lot of booze. 50 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,082 I would hope, yeah, given the circumstances. 51 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,083 [chuckling] 52 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,710 Um, look, if you can't, you can't. It's not a big deal. 53 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,588 - I don't need you to come or anything. - No, no, no. I can. 54 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,383 I'm gonna... I can move some stuff around. Yeah, I would love to go. 55 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:56,759 Thank you for inviting me. 56 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,178 Are you sure? 'Cause there will be a lot of doctor talk. 57 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,222 Oh, I love doc talk. 58 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,807 I've seen Patch Adams 12 times. 59 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,183 [chuckling] 60 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,060 You're so funny. 61 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,437 - Thank you. - No, it's good. 62 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,189 It's really good. 63 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,067 You know, the doctors that I usually date, 64 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:16,445 they're a bunch of self-serious egomaniacs, but not you. 65 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,197 You don't take yourself seriously at all. 66 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,866 No, I really don't. 67 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,785 - No, and it's really good. - Yeah. 68 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,453 Thank you. 69 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,292 I'm looking forward to it. 70 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:33,963 {\an8}Breaking news. Tonight, chaos has spread across the city. 71 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,339 - [screaming] - [explosions rumbling] 72 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,592 Officials are advising to shelter in place. 73 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,135 [breathes heavily] 74 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,678 [narrator] This summer... 75 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,973 - You seeing anything? - [Knoxville] No. 76 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,892 [narrator] From the director of Her... 77 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,311 [Knoxville sniffs] You smell that? 78 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,272 [Hutcherson] Oh, shit. 79 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,356 He's dropping trou. 80 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,150 [zombie grunts, farts] 81 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,151 We got this. 82 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,653 [farting continues] 83 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,284 [groans] 84 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,036 [Hutcherson breathing shakily] 85 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,121 I got dooked! 86 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,372 Does this mean I'm gonna die? 87 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,583 We all gotta die sooner or later, buddy. 88 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,377 - And you're dying sooner. - [screams] 89 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,631 [narrator] Duhpocalypse. 90 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:17,716 [farts] 91 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,969 [sighs] All right, y'all. We love it, but shit's wack up in here. 92 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,888 We got a trailer crisis. 93 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,224 Heartland theater owners are refusing to show this 94 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,642 because of the diarrhea explosion. 95 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:28,559 - What? - What? 96 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,102 Literally the funniest part of the trailer. 97 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,187 No, no, hold on. 98 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:34,148 This is a movie where zombies infect people with their diarrhea. 99 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,234 How the fuck else are we supposed to sell this, Maya? 100 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,610 - Hey, your tone, man. - Hold on now. 101 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,071 Are we losing the point of the film in the comedy? 102 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,615 We made a dark satire about medical disinformation, 103 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,700 - and I don't want that to get lost. - No, it's true. 104 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,035 It's a very deep and complex film, 105 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,120 but I want that diarrhea explosion in the trailer. 106 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,623 Okay, as long as you maintain my client's vision. 107 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,709 Okay, sure, but there's a real concern that the graphic depiction of diarrhea 108 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:54,961 will hurt the concession sales 109 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,798 - of brown liquids, i.e. Coca-Cola. - [Matt] No. That's so stupid. 110 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,300 This is why I said we should've sold to streamers. 111 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,593 No testing, no theater owners. 112 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,012 - Leigh, don't be such a fucking agent. - Oh, go blow me, Matt. 113 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,015 Horror and comedy play better in theaters, and this is a horror comedy. 114 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,767 - Okay, you are 1,000% right. - [Sal] Yes. 115 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:10,977 - He's right. - [Tyler] It's true. 116 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,938 - [Sal] I said that. - Okay, okay, knowing my audience, 117 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:17,275 how about if we just lean into the whole zombie-shit aspect of it 118 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:22,321 and design soda cups with, uh, Zombie Dookie or Diet-rrhea Coke? 119 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,240 - [Matt] That's it! - Oh, my God. You're a genius. 120 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,616 He's a fucking genius. 121 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:28,035 Okay, what if we have a shit-free theatrical trailer, 122 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,122 save the shitsplosion for the red band, call it a brown band. 123 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,582 No, uh, that's a very good idea, 124 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:35,251 but honestly, I think we gotta lead with the shitsplosion. 125 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,753 When's the absolute hard-out deadline to ship this? 126 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,632 Absolute out the door, drop-dead, done, finito, 10:00 p.m. tonight. [slurps] 127 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,050 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 128 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,344 We're gonna tweak this joke, but we are not gonna cut it. 129 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,096 I'll ram it through with the theater owners. 130 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,724 - Thank you, everybody. - Thank you. 131 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:50,933 - All right, Matt. - Yes. 132 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,727 I really appreciate you having my back on this. 133 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:55,980 No problem. And just so you know, Johnny, this is a hill I will die on. 134 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,982 We are getting that shitsplosion. 135 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,318 - Thanks, buddy. - Yeah. 136 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,321 Shit. 137 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,656 - Can we order some fucking sushi? - No, I am so sick of sushi. 138 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,408 I have had SUGARFISH three times this week. 139 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,951 Hey. Are you fucking leaving? 140 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,787 Yes, I actually have a very important event I have to get to, unfortunately. 141 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,332 - Uh, what about the fucking trailer? - I have my phone. 142 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,167 Just text me new cuts as they come in, all right? 143 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,211 I'm sorry, what's more important than Duhpocalypse? 144 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:21,172 Just a charity event for Cedars-Sinai. I'm actually, uh... 145 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,007 well, I'm dating a doctor who works there. 146 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,009 - Oh. Hmm. - You're dating a doctor? 147 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,469 - I am, yeah. - What kind of doctor? 148 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,554 - Pediatric oncologist. Huh? How's that? - Oh, fun. 149 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,056 - Yeah. - Impressive. 150 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,974 What do you and a doctor even talk about? 151 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,644 All sorts of smart shit, bitch. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 152 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,812 - What do you talk about? - Okay, well, let me ask you this. 153 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,814 What does a pediatric oncologist do, Matt? 154 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,567 It's kid cancer. I don't like the connotation of any of this shit. 155 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,069 - I know all this stuff. - [scoffs] Right. 156 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,279 We're looking at cuts until the 10:00 p.m. deadline, 157 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,490 so are you sure you're gonna be able to sign off on them? 158 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:50,368 Yes. Luckily, she understands that what I do is very important, 159 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:53,037 and she really respects what I do, and she's very accommodating. 160 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,248 - So I'll have my phone on. - [Sal] She sounds amazing. 161 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:56,917 - Please have your phone on. - [Quinn] We'll email you. 162 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:01,546 {\an8}Look, I owe it to you to be completely transparent. This is a drug trial. 163 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,673 And while, obviously, the goal is to cure your daughter, 164 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,050 there is a risk that the trial will not work at all. 165 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,426 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 166 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,555 We do not cut back to Josh after the shitsplosion. 167 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,516 You just stay on Knoxville. We don't see Josh covered in diarrhea. 168 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,185 No, look, it's an ethical dilemma for me. I mean, obviously, it's a... 169 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,354 it's a very, very hard choice for a parent. 170 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,565 So take some time and think about it... 171 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:23,568 Also, make the fart really wet-sounding. Really juice it, okay? 172 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,027 Great. Thanks. 173 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,196 Shit. 174 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,406 - Sorry, work thing. It's... - I know. 175 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,325 - Never ends, right? - No. 176 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,661 - Holy shit. Look, look, look. - What? 177 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,038 It's a plaque for all the movies they shot here. 178 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,417 Oppenheimer. Gigli. Fight Club though, that's cool. 179 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,210 Oh, I've heard of that one. Fight Club. Yes. 180 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,712 I haven't seen it, but I've heard of it. 181 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:43,838 You haven't seen Fight Club? 182 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,090 - No. - Oh, my God. That's crazy. 183 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,593 - We gotta add that to the list. - Oh, God. How many is it now? 184 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,303 It's like 47 movies or something like that. 185 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,470 - Oh, 47 movies? - Yep. 186 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,639 That's probably more movies than I've seen in my entire life. 187 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,474 Better get started tonight then, huh? 188 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,976 [guest] Oh, Sarah. 189 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,728 - [Sarah] Hello. - Oh, hi. 190 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,438 - [Sarah] These are friends. - [Matt] Oh, cool. 191 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:03,357 - This is Dr. Rebecca Chan-Sanders. - Hi, how's it going? 192 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,109 - Hello there. - This is Dr. Steve Chan. 193 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,194 - Hi, what's up? - Hi. 194 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,403 And this is Matt Remick. 195 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,114 Yes. Double MDs. Impressive couple, right? 196 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:13,451 Oh. Thank you very much. And I have to say, this is impressive. 197 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:14,744 - What? - Is that tailored? 198 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:15,661 - Oh. Yeah. - It's brown. 199 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,040 I mean, it's rust, kinda. If you need a good tailor, I could hook you up, man. 200 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,750 - Oh, no. Mine's a rental. - Oh. 201 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,835 You'd never know. [chuckles] 202 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,505 So, Steve is the CAR guy at Cedars. 203 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:29,050 Oh, wow. That's awesome. I'm actually kind of a car guy myself. 204 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,594 I have a Aston Martin, a Fiat. 205 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,763 I just got a Studebaker from the '60s. 206 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:37,225 Sorry, no, no, no. CAR stands for "Chimeric Antigen Receptors" 207 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,936 for all those party people here. 208 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,937 Pardon us. Super nerd alert. 209 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,856 That actually sounds like a weapon from a sci-fi movie or something. 210 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,525 [laughing] 211 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,568 He is a breath of fresh air. 212 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,861 I know, right? He's not a doctor. 213 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,196 No, not at all. 214 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,406 This is actually a lot like a Hollywood party. 215 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,535 It's just, everyone's, like, a little bit smarter, you know? 216 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,246 - A little bit. - Yeah. 217 00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,248 You're so funny. 218 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,290 You ever talk to an orthopedic surgeon? 219 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,919 Yeah, I've had deeper conversations with my pitching wedge. 220 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,419 Truly. 221 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,047 So, Matt, what is it that you do in the movies? 222 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,341 Oh, oh, Matt is a Hollywood mogul. 223 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,552 - Oh. - Yes. He runs a movie studio. 224 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:15,721 - It's called Continental Studios. - Oh, well, pardon me. 225 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,515 And what movies have you made? 226 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,726 Oh, well, I championed the MK Ultra franchise. 227 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,396 Uh, The Lighthouse Keeper, Dumb Guys 1 and 2. 228 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,106 - Oh, that sounds fun. - I don't know. 229 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,400 Oh, uh, it is actually really fun, but, you know, 230 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:31,029 like your jobs, I'm sure, it can be very stressful at times. 231 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,031 [chuckles] Uh, sure. 232 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,283 I guess, in a way. 233 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,368 Yeah. 234 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,453 Let's see. There's... 235 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,414 Oh, look, there's... Josh, June! 236 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,915 You're gonna love these guys. 237 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,002 - Hey. - Hey, Sarah. 238 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,586 - [Matt] Hey. - [Sarah] Hi. 239 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,296 - Hi there. - And this must be Matt. 240 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,131 I'm Matt. Hi. A pleasure. 241 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,382 - Hey. How you doing? - How's it going? 242 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,301 Wow, your tux is so fancy. 243 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,720 Well, I don't know. It's just a normal tux, right? 244 00:09:55,721 --> 00:10:00,725 Well, I got this one for my sister's wedding in 2003, and it still fits. 245 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,853 Cool. It's got tails, dude. I like that. 246 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,562 - Hey, drinks, anyone? - Yeah. 247 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,105 - Yes. - All right. 248 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,940 - This is so fun. - Hey. [chuckles] 249 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,985 Matt, you, uh... You look like you golf, right? 250 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,154 No, uh, I don't. But, uh, yeah. 251 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,947 Between that and fainting at the sight of blood, 252 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,491 - I'd be a shitty doctor, if anyone... - Oh, you're so missing out. 253 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,619 - On golf, uh, not being a doctor. - Oh, yeah. 254 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,954 Well, uh, I'd love to hear your pitch on golf. 255 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,998 Uh, yeah. Sell it to me. Give me your take, eh? 256 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,458 Oh, okay, well, it's... 257 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,669 Definitely it's good exercise. You get fresh air, Zen. 258 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,130 You can't perfect it, you know? It's an exquisite struggle. 259 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,758 Yeah, it's exhilarating at times and frustrating at times. 260 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,385 - It's like life. [chuckles] - There you go. It sounds fun. 261 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,595 I'd like to try it. [chuckles] 262 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,597 So I assume you watched Entourage religiously. 263 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,224 - Mm-hmm. - Or was it, like, 264 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,435 too close to home to enjoy? 265 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,313 Entourage, uh, was a show beloved by millions. 266 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,314 [June] Mmm. 267 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,608 I actually saw a, uh, horror movie you would all love. 268 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,735 It's set in a hospital. Ari Aster directed it. 269 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:57,406 - Oh, don't know him. - Oh. He's... He's amazing. [chuckles] 270 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,283 - Anyway. Cheers. Yeah. - [Sarah] Cheers. 271 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:03,412 Honestly, I don't think we have been to the movies since Barbenheimer. 272 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,248 Oh, that was years ago. 273 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,334 [June] We stopped going to the movies ever since COVID. 274 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,837 We stream everything now. 275 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,798 [Matt] Well, uh, you should come back. We'd love to have you. [chuckles] 276 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,424 Well, tell that to my crazy husband. 277 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,927 - He bought a 77-inch TV. - That's right. 278 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,720 - [Sarah] Wow, 77. - Confession, I love it too. 279 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,056 - [chuckling] Yeah. You do. - Real Housewives. [chuckles] 280 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,725 I'd wager it is better than any movie theater. 281 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,478 I don't know. IMAX screen is 79 feet, 282 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,689 so, you know, maybe a little bit better, right? [chuckles] 283 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,940 - [Steve] That's true. - [June] Yeah. 284 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,860 - [phone ringing] - Oh, sh... I'm s... I have to take this. 285 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,737 - I'm so sorry. So sorry. Sorry. - No, it's fine. It's okay. Don't worry. 286 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,906 - Hello? Give me an update. - [Maya] I'm here with Johnny. 287 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,450 Uh, we have a version here where we still see the shit, 288 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,411 but it's so quick it's almost subliminal. 289 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,039 - [Johnny chuckles] "Buttliminal." - [chuckling] Okay. 290 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,584 - Just send it when it's ready. [chuckles] - Oh, what's he laughing at? 291 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:54,297 - What is it? What's so funny? [chuckles] - It's important work stuff. [chuckles] 292 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:58,050 Speaking of work, I just saw the images of the Ramirez kid. 293 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,052 - What a nightmare. - [Sarah, Steve] Yeah. 294 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,221 - [Rebecca sighs] - I don't even know. It's not good. 295 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,141 - Not at all good. - I'm so sorry, Sarah. It's a rough break. 296 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,267 - [Sarah] Yeah. - It's awful. 297 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:11,647 You know, it's tough when, you know, all the odds are stacked against you 298 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,276 and you just gotta keep showing up and keep a brave face. 299 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,696 I've... I've been there, so... 300 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,448 What do you m... Wait, have you... 301 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:23,075 Are you saying you've had a serious illness that... I didn't... 302 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,619 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. 303 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:30,458 I-I've just had, like you all, very, very rough days at work, and it's brutal. 304 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,002 - [Sarah] Hmm. - Yeah, sure. 305 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:37,715 But, no offense, Matt, but we... we have serious stakes to deal with. 306 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:41,594 Oh, yeah, no. I have very, very serious stakes to deal with as well. 307 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,887 - [Sarah] Hmm. - Oh, yeah. 308 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,805 - Yeah, well... - No, I'm sure you do. 309 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,183 - [chuckles] - Um... [chuckles] ...like, 310 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:50,186 "How much should we charge for this extra-large popcorn?" [chuckles] 311 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,270 - Right? - [doctors chuckle] 312 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,064 - It's a joke. It's a joke. - Yes, it's funny. 313 00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,066 No, it's literally not at all what I do. 314 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,193 - I guess... Yes. I'm... - [Josh] Very important. 315 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:01,155 I'm just saying we all have very high-pressure jobs. That's all I'm saying. 316 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,533 Yeah. Well, there's pressure and there's pressure. I mean, honestly, 317 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,660 I'm... I mean, I'm jealous of it. 318 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,829 - We deal with life and death, and you... - [doctors murmur] 319 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,915 I mean, you just deal with Rotten Tomatoes splats. 320 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,291 - [all laugh] - [chuckles] Yeah. 321 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,253 The Tomatometer has a big impact on box office, I won't lie. 322 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:18,714 And, for the record, you know, people die on movie sets all the time. 323 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,175 - [chuckles] - Um, is that something to brag about? 324 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,301 - [Josh] Yeah. - [June scoffs] 325 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,554 No. Not at all. I'm not... I would not brag about it. 326 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,639 I-I-I'm just saying, 327 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,392 you all care deeply about the outcome of your work, 328 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,813 just as I care deeply about the outcome of my art. 329 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,231 Wait, your art? You... Wait, don't you... 330 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,401 You work for the studios that make the... those MK Ultra movies, right? 331 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,069 - The exploding head movies? - [Rebecca giggles] 332 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,739 - Yeah. - [chuckles] That's... You think that's art? 333 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,241 - I do. - Come on. 334 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,325 Look, it's... 335 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,412 I'm sure it's a very well-made popcorn film, 336 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,915 - but it's not art art, right? - No. No. 337 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,295 - Yeah. [stammers] Yeah. - Let's go find our seats. [chuckles] 338 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,591 It is art, for the record. All movies are art. 339 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,759 You don't get to pick which movies are art and which ones aren't 340 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,886 just 'cause you don't like 'em. 341 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,846 That's honestly, my favorite thing about art, 342 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,641 is that, as long as it is a pure expression of human emotion, 343 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,602 it is, by definition, "art." 344 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:16,230 What, so Picasso's Guernica and The Emoji Movie are both art? 345 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,441 - That's what you're saying? - Okay, is The Godfather not art? 346 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,027 - No, obviously The Godfather is art. - Well, there you go, right? 347 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,154 [June] But they don't even make movies like that anymore. 348 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:26,908 - It's all superheroes and fighter pilots. - Yeah. 349 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,743 You want art, you watch TV. 350 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:31,370 - [gasps] Have you seen The Bear? - Oh. 351 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,247 - [Steve] Aw, it's so good. - Yes, chef. We love The Bear. 352 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,459 Okay, I'm gonna show you a screen grab from MK Ultra, 353 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,668 and I want you to look at this 354 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,337 - and tell me that is not art. - [phone chimes] 355 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,131 "We used a take with no diarrhea in the mouth." What? 356 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,592 - [June] What in God's name was that? - That's a work thing. 357 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,512 - Don't worry about that. - That sounds like real art to me. 358 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,388 [doctors laugh] 359 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,598 If you must know, 360 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:54,685 that message is actually in regards to a very important satire we're making, 361 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,145 and you guys should find this interesting, 362 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,107 about medical disinformation in the social media age. 363 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,776 With diarrhea in the mouth? 364 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,779 Yes, we have, uh, very cleverly decided to use 365 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:09,742 the metaphor of zombies spreading their virus through projectile diarrhea. 366 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,287 - [Rebecca giggling] Hmm. - So your very important satire, it's... 367 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,208 - what, it's just poop jokes? - [doctors chuckle] 368 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,167 [Matt] Well, you know what? 369 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,002 Art is meant to elicit a reaction, 370 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,380 and you're giving me the reaction of laughter, 371 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:25,091 just proving even further that it is art, you know? 372 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,802 Yeah, my reaction is that movie sounds fucking dumb. 373 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:28,803 [doctors chuckle] 374 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,973 Yeah? Why don't you tell that to Academy Award winner Spike Jonze? 375 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,891 - Who? - He directed the mo... 376 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,143 - Who is Spike Jonze? - All right, it doesn't matter. 377 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,229 Okay, yeah. No, he doesn't need to know who that is. 378 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,356 - Who cares? - Let's talk about something else. 379 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,567 - They keep bringing it up. - You know there's a lot of... 380 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,443 You know, I just have to take one more call. 381 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,445 - I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry. Okay? Okay. - Okay. 382 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,614 I'll be right back. 383 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,533 - Hello. - [Maya] Having fun with your doctors? 384 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,119 Yeah, honestly, no. 385 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,122 These people are a lot less sophisticated than I thought they would be. 386 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,790 They don't even know who Spike Jonze is. 387 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,043 - [Maya grunts] Check your phone. - Yeah, one sec. 388 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:07,175 [snorts, chuckling] Oh, my God. 389 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,343 Oh, God. Yes. 390 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,138 Yeah, send that for approval right now. 391 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,474 Going twice... 392 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,353 Sold for $5,000 to the handsome gentleman in the front. Well done, sir. 393 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,063 - [Josh] Jack! - [audience member] Yeah! 394 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,358 - He wanted that. He wanted it. - He did. 395 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,360 Yeah. 396 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,529 - You good? - I am good. You-You-You good? 397 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,031 - You okay? We good? We're good? - Yeah. 398 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,449 - Yeah, I think so. - Sorry about earlier. 399 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,992 - It was a little crazy. - Yeah. [chuckles] 400 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,577 - But I'm ready to have fun. - Great. 401 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,662 Not too much fun. I actually have an early morning. 402 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,707 I have a meeting with a playwright, actually, from London. 403 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,042 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 404 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,461 W-What plays did they write? 405 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:46,589 - Uh, the... the Harry Potter plays. - Mmm. 406 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,635 [snorts] Oh. Wow. Fancy. 407 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,720 Yeah. 408 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,389 Oh, oh, okay. Okay. This is us. This is it. We're up. 409 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,891 How high are you going? 410 00:16:56,892 --> 00:17:00,686 We cap at 100K, and split evenly, that's 50K apiece. All right? 411 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,688 Though, I overheard Ricky and his buddies saying 412 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,357 that they're gonna tap out at, like, 80,000. 413 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,067 - Well, fuck them. We got this. - We got this. 414 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,528 - Yeah, we do. - What you're bidding on next is 415 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:12,823 a dream golf vacation in Ireland for four people 416 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:17,411 to the best golf course on earth, Royal County Down in Northern Ireland, 417 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,039 with number one ranked golfer Scottie Scheffler giving private lessons! 418 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,543 What an amazing opportunity this could be! 419 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,836 [audience cheering] 420 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,129 The bidding will start at 20,000. 421 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,340 - Do I hear a bid of 20? Anybody at 20? - [doctor] 20,000! 422 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,175 - Hear a bid of 25? Anybody at 25? - [Josh] 25,000! 423 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,760 [auctioneer] Twenty-five! Hear a bid of 30? 424 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,971 Thirty. Hear a bid at 35, now 40. Forty, now 45. 425 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:38,641 Hear a bid at 45? Now 50. Need a bid at 50... Now 55. Hear a bid at 60? 426 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,560 - Sixty! - [auctioneer] 60,000! 427 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,186 Do I hear a bid of 65? 428 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,480 - Seventy! - Seventy! Hear a bid of 75? 429 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,941 - 75,000. - Fucking 80. 430 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,276 - [auctioneer] 80,000! - [chuckles] 431 00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,736 - 85,000! - Honey! Slow down. 432 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,321 - No, I'm fine. - I know. You got this. 433 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,241 - We get really crazy at these things. - Oh, yeah. I know. 434 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,119 Nothing crazier than a bunch of men bidding on golf, right? 435 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,245 - Yeah. - [chuckles] Yeah. 436 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,831 - They're so scary, I can barely look. - I know, it's nuts. 437 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:05,626 Well, it's like you guys said, you lead a very high-stakes lifestyle. 438 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,420 - Are you still pissed off? - Okay. 439 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,713 - Can you just stop it? - I will. 440 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,048 You know, like, where's Fun Matt? I miss that guy. 441 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,009 You're right. I'll be Fun Matt from now on. 442 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,720 [auctioneer] Eighty-five. 85,000. Need a bid of 90. Hear a bid of 90? 443 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:16,971 - Anybody at... 90! - Ninety! 444 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,974 - A bid of 92... five? Come on... - 95,000! 445 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,476 - I'm scaring them off. I'm... - 100! 446 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:26,397 - [Rebecca gasps] - Shit. Shit. 447 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,149 - [auctioneer] 100,000! - Honey, you can do it. 448 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,483 Do it, do it. 449 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,444 - Fuck it, I can sell some investments. - Yes, you can. 450 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,904 One te... 110! 451 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,864 - [auctioneer] $110,000! - [squeals, giggles] 452 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,824 - Shit, you guys are crazy. [chuckles] - I know! [chuckles] 453 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,036 Suck it! Fucking Oncology in the hizzouse! 454 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,996 Aw, look at 'em. Look at 'em. 455 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,706 [mock cries] Aw, they ain't got the stones. 456 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,875 - [Rebecca] You did good. - [Josh] Oh, we got it! 457 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:49,337 [auctioneer] Going once, going twice, 458 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:52,423 and I have... 459 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:57,762 - $200,000! Yeah! - [auctioneer] $200,000! 460 00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:58,804 [audience cheering] 461 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,765 [auctioneer] Do I hear anybody else at two... 210? 462 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,975 - Going once, going twice... - Wait, wait, wait! 463 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,727 - Sold! - [Matt] Oh, baby! 464 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,563 Yes! Yeah! You're welcome! 465 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,316 I hate cancer! I fucking hate it! 466 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,609 - Yeah! - Are you insane? 467 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,985 - 200? - What the fuck? 468 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,280 What? You want Fun Matt? That was fun. That was actually fun. 469 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,575 - That was great. - You're bidding against our table. 470 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,411 I mean... [stutters] ...what's more important to you guys? 471 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,956 Do you want money for charity or do you wanna go play some golf? 472 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:28,501 And also, this is how the dynamic is, traditionally. 473 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,711 People in the arts, we fund your little science projects. 474 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,547 - [Rebecca groans] - Here we go with the fucking arts again. 475 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,882 Okay, I'm sorry that you need people in the arts. 476 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,426 The Spielberg Pavilion, the Streisand Center 477 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,387 - for whatever the fuck she built. - You don't even like golf. 478 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,430 They sold me on it. They were incredibly convincing. 479 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,642 The pursuit of imperfection. Like life. Like art, actually. 480 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,644 - That's... Yeah, let's get a drink. - I need a drink. 481 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,105 Let's go get a drink. Anyone want a drink? I'm buying. 482 00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,314 - [Josh] God! - Honey, no, no, no. 483 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,607 Just keep it together. 484 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,360 Seriously, are you that butthurt about those guys 485 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,904 making fun of your little poop movie? 486 00:19:56,905 --> 00:20:01,325 Are you seriously suggesting I just gave $200,000 to charity to be an asshole? 487 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,870 - Yes, that's exactly what you did. - That's not at all... No, it isn't. 488 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:06,330 I-I-I got swept up in the moment of the auction. 489 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,165 - Swept up? - Yes, it was a contagious energy. 490 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,292 - Excuse me. - Oh, I'm sorry, 491 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,752 I'd had no idea you were so very charitable and caring and... 492 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,837 I am, you know? 493 00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,005 - Okay, well, if you are... - Yes. 494 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,882 ...and you really don't care about golf, 495 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,926 then give the vacation to Steve and Josh. 496 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,888 That way you can look like a hero and maybe, just maybe, 497 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,974 go some way towards looking like less of an arsehole. 498 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,601 Well, you know, honestly, 499 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:30,646 I was really excited about the idea of playing golf in Scotland, but... 500 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,981 Ireland. 501 00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:36,319 Even better. But I will... I will seriously think about what you're saying. 502 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,405 - I'll consider it. - Okay. 503 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:43,160 You think fucking long and hard about it. 504 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,252 [Sarah] I believe in these advances, I really do. 505 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:56,464 But I just think that in the wrong hands, AI becomes a diagnostic crutch... 506 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:57,798 - Absolutely. - ...and... Hello. 507 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:02,094 Hello. Um, I'd like to apologize to all of you, okay? 508 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,349 I'm really, genuinely sorry I outbid you in the auction. 509 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:09,519 Uh, and I would like to offer you the golf trip for free, okay? 510 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,145 - Well, that is very kind. - Really? 511 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,355 [Rebecca] That is very kind. 512 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:17,401 And all I would ask for in exchange is for us all to agree 513 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,614 that what I do is as important as what you all do. 514 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,158 [all scoff, chuckle] 515 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,409 - And if we don't agree? - Wow. 516 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,205 Do you actually not agree at all? You don't agree at all? 517 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,666 Look, Matt, movies are important to you, 518 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,627 - and that is great for you. - [Rebecca] Mm-hmm. 519 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,213 But they are not as important as medicine. 520 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,591 Why does one have to be more important than the other? That's all I'm saying. 521 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,760 Why can't they be equally as important as each other? 522 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,886 'Cause they're not! 523 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,305 I'm sorry but if a parent has a child with cancer, 524 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,976 they bring them to Cedars, they don't take them to the Cinerama Dome. 525 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,645 Okay, okay, okay. But once they get to Cedars, 526 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:56,357 what is on the wall of every single room? 527 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,068 - [stammers] Lights? - Heart monitor. 528 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,194 A screen! 529 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,655 - A television screen to watch movies on. - [June sighs] 530 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,575 People need entertainment, art, whatever you wanna call it. 531 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,952 Look, you guys save lives, 532 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,121 - and I applaud you for that. Thank you. - Oh, thank you. 533 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:13,457 But we, the artists, we make life worth living. 534 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,169 - No, no, no. People like movies. - [doctors chuckle] 535 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:19,964 They don't need movies. They need doctors. 536 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,383 And if you don't see that, then you're fucking delusional. 537 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,135 You're a fucking dumb fuck, you know that? 538 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,761 Okay, don't call me a dumb fuck, 539 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,764 because you are perhaps the most boring man I've ever met in my life. 540 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,933 - [all clamoring] - You are! You like golf. 541 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,686 - A boring sport made for boring people. - Hey! Listen... 542 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,646 - Lay off golf, will you? - What? I'm not gonna lay... 543 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:39,275 I will not be told to back off by a man dressed like Jiminy fucking Cricket, okay? 544 00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,652 - You're a real piece of shit. - Oh, I'm a piece of shit? 545 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:45,072 Okay, well, let me tell you one thing. [softly] Of all the medical galas 546 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,200 that have graced the halls of the Wilshire Ebell Theatre, 547 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,243 what is the one plaque on the fountain about? 548 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:54,373 The movies that have been shot here. Gigli's on that motherfucker! Gigli! 549 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,834 Our worst films are getting more recognition 550 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:57,877 than all the medical galas 551 00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,879 - that ever happened ever! - Enough. Come with me. 552 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,964 - What the fuck is your deal? - I don't have a deal. 553 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,799 I... I'm just, you know, realizing 554 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,801 that perhaps you don't have any respect for what I do, 555 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,512 and maybe I don't have any respect for what you do, 556 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:10,139 and we have one of those relationships where there's a healthy mutual disrespect 557 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,392 - for what one another does. - Oh, you don't respect curing cancer? 558 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,312 Oh, you cured cancer? I didn't read the headline. 559 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,315 Great, I can go get a pack of cigarettes, right? 560 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,858 Un-fucking-believable. 561 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,860 [Matt breathes heavily] 562 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,404 I have to make a quick phone call. 563 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,115 [sighs] 564 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,742 Excuse me. [stammers] 565 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,369 Where are we at with the trailer? 566 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:33,162 [Maya] Just got approval on the latest cut. 567 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,915 Great. Thank you. Great. We saved the shitsplosion. 568 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,458 Thank God. Shit, I'm sorry. 569 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,585 Fucking shit! Ow! 570 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,421 Fuck! Ow! [grunts] 571 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,091 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine. 572 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,343 Ooh, you should sit. We should really get you checked out. 573 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:50,263 Okay, Jesus, you doctors all have God complexes. 574 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:52,641 - I'm fine, thank you. Okay? - Whoa. 575 00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,517 God. 576 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,185 Oh, fuck. 577 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:57,855 [breathes heavily] 578 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,439 [gasps] 579 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,651 Oh, no. [groans] 580 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,404 [screams] Oh! 581 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,822 Oh, God. Oh, God. 582 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:10,117 [panting] 583 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,538 [panting] 584 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:21,003 Oh, no. Fuck! Oh, God. [panting] 585 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:22,796 [winces] 586 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,049 What the... 587 00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,427 If you've come back to apologize, you know what, don't bother. 588 00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:31,470 - It won't work. - [panting] 589 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,891 What the fuck is... Why are you so sweaty? 590 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,393 You know what, I don't care. Just... Just... Just get out. 591 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:39,520 This is done. Just get out. Leave us. 592 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,356 - I was gonna leave anyway. Okay. - Jesus Christ. This is unbelievable. 593 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,025 - What? - [Sarah] I don't know. I've got no idea. 594 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,278 - I'm so sorry. - No, it's just embarrassing. 595 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:50,324 [guests screaming, gasping] 596 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,952 [siren wailing] 597 00:24:58,207 --> 00:25:00,417 Ah, fuck! [groans] 598 00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:04,463 [Sarah] I called ahead. The hospital has a private room waiting. 599 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:07,340 [breathes heavily] 600 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:11,011 And do you know what will be on the wall of that room when I get there? 601 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,639 A screen. 602 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,099 And you enjoy that screen, Matt. 603 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:22,147 ["It Had To Be You" playing] 604 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,361 [screams] Fucking shit! 605 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:42,876 [sighs] 606 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,377 [music continues] 607 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:47,296 You know, in order to fully appreciate MK Ultra 4, 608 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,090 you have to have seen MK Ultra 2, 609 00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:53,386 which, technically, in the timeline, comes between MK Ultra 3 and MK Ultra 4. 610 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,848 Yeah, no shit. Michael Peña's a client. 611 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,266 The third one was the best. 612 00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,977 The first one, solid. Second one, okay. 613 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:03,981 But MK Ultra 4 made me wanna stab my fucking eyes out. 614 00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:06,941 Mmm. 615 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,278 At least it's an original franchise, I'll give you that. 616 00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:11,655 Thanks. 617 00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:14,783 [slurps] 618 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,245 - Are you free next Saturday? - No. 619 00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:19,872 Okay.