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So, then I was over in India,

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you know, and I whipped up
this little monsoon.

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Man, I must have reaped
hundreds that day.

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Hundreds, just like that.

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- Really?
- Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

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Of course, I normally prefer to take souls
one at a time, one at a time,

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but, you know,
I had taken some vacation days

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and it was the end of the month,
and, so, you know how it goes.

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By the way, did I mention
that I was in Europe?

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There was an Elvis sighting there,
so I figured I'd check it out,

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but it was just a fat guy in a sequin suit.
I took him anyway.

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<i>Is this guy boring or what?
All he ever talks about is himself.</i>

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<i>I gotta remember that the next time he
comes to town and wants to get together.</i>

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Oh, really?

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- That's very interesting.
- Yes, I thought so, too.

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But enough about me.

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<i>- I want to tell you why I am here.
- I know why you're here,</i>

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<i>to eat my food and drink my liquor.</i>

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- More champagne?
- Why, sure. Thanks.

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Who are you saving the good stuff for?

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You know, you and I have been friends
for a long time,

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and much as I enjoy these little visits,

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it seems to me that this tomb is not
quite big enough for the both of us.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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I want to propose a contest
between you and me.

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- Winner take all.
- And the loser?

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You're on, pal.

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- One.
- Two.

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My rock beats your scissors.

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- Damn.
- Give me your hand.

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Well, kiddies, looks like your pal, the Crypt
Keeper, is in the fright of his life... Death...

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Which is kind of like the woman
in tonight's terror tale.

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It's a nasty little chopping spree I call...

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Chop!

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..."The Assassin. "

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That didn't hurt one bit.

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- Second round?
- Go for it.

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Honey.

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Perfect.

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- I love you.
- I love you.

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- I want to take you away this weekend.
- Where to?

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Anywhere you want.

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- Just as long as you're happy.
- I'm happy when I'm with you.

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See you tonight.

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Don't forget, the Seldons
are coming for dinner.

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How you do it I'll never know.

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Janet McKay, you are quite a woman.

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Of course I am, silly. What else would I be?

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Excuse me, may I help you?

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I hope so, Mrs. McKay.
My name's Simone Bardou.

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I'm with the
Los Angeles Police Department.

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I'd like to ask you a few questions
about your husband.

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- My husband?
- Yes. When do you expect him home?

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- At 7:00. May I ask what this is all about?
- Routine matter, ma'am.

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When you say 7:00,
do you mean he leaves work at 7:00

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or he actually arrives home at 7:00?

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I think I'd better call
my husband right now.

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That really won't be necessary. As I said,
the questions are merely a formality.

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I think you should know

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that my husband and I have friends
in the Police Department, Miss Bardou.

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Friends in high places.

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Do you know Captain Landau?

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Yes ma'am. I know the Captain very well.

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- You do?
- It was his idea I speak with you alone.

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We believe that you'd be in great danger
if your husband ever found out I was here.

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Danger? What're you talking about?
Jeremy would never hurt anybody.

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Perhaps not the Jeremy you know.

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But the man I'm acquainted with

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would kill a man as casually
as he'd pull the wings off a fly.

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You're crazy.

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"Say goodnight, Gracie. "

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The bitch went for the phone.
I had no choice.

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Come on.
She had you nailed from the get go.

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- SIMONE: You're wrong.
- William, am I wrong?

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WILLIAM: From the get go.

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You walk right into my house, cop or
no cop, I'm gonna blow your head off.

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- Wasn't very smart.
- Smart?

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We're not even talking about smart,
don't mention the other thing.

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What a boner.

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You're both so full of shit,
like you could have done better.

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Hello, cloak-and-dagger 101.
SIMONE: Shut up!

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She's coming around.

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What did she say?

84
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Well, it sounds like "closer, closer. "

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She wants the drink moved closer.
She's thirsty.

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No. If she wanted a drink,
she'd say, "drink" or "Scotch. "

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She wouldn't say, "Puh. " Use your head.

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Who cares how she says it.
Just give her the drink.

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No wait.

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Look, look, see.

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Coaster.

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Use a coaster.

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- Yes.
- Damn it!

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How did I get stuck with the two of you
as my clean up crew?

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Listen, I would look in the mirror
if I were you, okay?

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'Cause I'm not the only one who's got this
bitch figured out back-asswards, all right?

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Question time, lady.

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This Captain Landau you mentioned,
fact or fiction?

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- Don't answer. I don't want to know.
- Fiction.

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She fed you a line. You took it in the cheek
hook, line and sinker.

101
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Now, I beg your pardon,
but who is stuck with whom here?

102
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Look, I couldn't take the chance.

103
00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:09,963
Why would she lie to me about
something like that anyway?

104
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'Cause she's onto your
pathetic cop routine, that's why.

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Bullshit.

106
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Something about this bitch
that makes me very nervous.

107
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Why would you lie to me like that?

108
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Because you're dumb.

109
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No policeman in his right mind
would break into someone's home.

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What a mess.

111
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Women are always bleeding
on the furniture.

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Let's grab some munchies.

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Sorry. Hope that doesn't stain.

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That's a real kicker.

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Your hubby used to glare at me just
like that, real fire in his eyes.

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- He ever tell you about us? I bet not.
- What about you?

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We were an item once upon a time.

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But we'll save the girl talk for later,
shall we?

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I don't know how you eat those things.

120
00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:04,016
It's grain. It's good for you.

121
00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:07,647
I love the decor in the kitchen.
Did you do that yourself, ma'am?

122
00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:12,023
Would somebody please tell me what this
is all about?

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I have a dinner party tonight.

124
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That's a good one.

125
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She has a dinner party tonight. I like that.

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Wanna know what this is about?

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- We're here to kill Ronald Wald.
- Who?

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- SIMONE: Your husband.
- My husband's name is Jeremy McKay.

129
00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:34,844
But in a former life it was Ronald Wald.

130
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Okay, Ronald was an operative for a covert
group within the CIA,

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set up to eradicate
certain problematic situations.

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Radicals on US soil.

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Hush-hush situations
where the President felt

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it was better for that individual
to just disappear

135
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,425
than for the entire nation
to just air its dirty laundry.

136
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My husband worked for the President?

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- Your husband was an assassin.
- One of the best.

138
00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:03,569
And then a few years ago,
he just up and disappeared.

139
00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:04,909
Left a letter behind saying

140
00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:07,542
he thought that The Company
was trying to set him up.

141
00:11:07,618 --> 00:11:11,884
Of course, they were.
But in our line of work, you don't just quit.

142
00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:16,517
The Company retires you
when they're ready not before.

143
00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,987
And this man you think is my husband,

144
00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:22,225
this Ronald Wald,
nobody has seen him since?

145
00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:25,933
Exactly. Vanished into thin air until now.

146
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,836
No. No!

147
00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:36,277
You idiots. You have the wrong man.

148
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:41,179
This isn't my husband.
This doesn't even look like my husband.

149
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,709
This...

150
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:52,923
This is my husband.
This is the man I'm married to.

151
00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:55,630
Jeremy McKay, see?

152
00:11:55,700 --> 00:12:00,501
I said the man is an AWOL assassin
for the CIA.

153
00:12:00,772 --> 00:12:02,637
He has been missing for five years.

154
00:12:02,707 --> 00:12:07,644
Do you really think he could avoid us for
this long walking around in his own skin?

155
00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:11,412
He's changed his appearance,
you stupid cow.

156
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:15,976
He's changed his hair, his face,
his fingerprints. He's a new man.

157
00:12:17,755 --> 00:12:21,714
- But he got sloppy. He forgot one thing.
- His teeth.

158
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That's right, his teeth.

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Two weeks ago, we matched a set of
dental records on the NSA computer

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with a Ronald Wald and a J. McKay
in Chatsworth, California.

161
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:33,669
Now, after all these years,
it just so happens

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that your husband decided that he wanted
to have a little problem tooth capped.

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That little vanity cost him his cover.

164
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Ring a bell?

165
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I don't understand.

166
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Mrs. McKay, your husband has
some very unusual bridgework.

167
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So unusual, in fact,

168
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that his dentist plugged into
a dental forum on the Internet

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to get some help
from his fellow tooth fairies.

170
00:13:02,434 --> 00:13:06,803
Now, it just happens, on pure fluke, one of
our spooks was listening to the exchange.

171
00:13:06,872 --> 00:13:10,399
Well, we ran his x-rays
through our computer, well...

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00:13:10,476 --> 00:13:11,465
Here we are.

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00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:14,944
Your husband's been a very bad boy.
Time to clean up his mess.

174
00:13:16,048 --> 00:13:18,745
It's going to take me about three hours
to set up.

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00:13:18,818 --> 00:13:21,446
I'd like to get started,
if it's all right with you.

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00:13:21,521 --> 00:13:24,649
Do it. Take her to the basement.
Put a gun in her mouth.

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We have a no witness policy here,
Mrs. McKay. I'm sure you understand.

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Let's go for a walk.

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I haven't done anything, please.

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Chalk it up to being born
helpless and pretty.

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Okay, here we go.

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00:13:45,845 --> 00:13:50,145
Problem is we don't want anybody getting
in on our business.

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00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:51,615
Throw light on the subject.

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00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:53,880
I don't wanna frighten you in the dark,
you know.

185
00:13:53,954 --> 00:13:56,684
Coming down these stairs,
you know, this is scary.

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00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:57,916
Look at that.

187
00:13:57,991 --> 00:14:00,983
You know, Mrs. McKay, it's always the
toughest first time to whack somebody.

188
00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:02,791
After that, you generally get used to it.

189
00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:06,162
Well, not you, of course,
because it will be your only time.

190
00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:09,032
Got one little critique for you, though.
The kitchen floor.

191
00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:11,936
Ceramic tile is out.
Kitchen carpeting is the way to go.

192
00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:13,997
Trust me, I don't know
if you can tell that or not

193
00:14:14,075 --> 00:14:16,066
but just look at me
and you'll know it's true.

194
00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:19,169
Oh, gee, I don't want to get
into the whole thing, you know.

195
00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:24,010
I like this.

196
00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:26,650
This is a nice set up you got here.

197
00:14:27,621 --> 00:14:29,646
Let me ask you a question, Mrs. McKay.
What do you prefer?

198
00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:32,284
Do you prefer the StairMaster or the bike?

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- Treadmill.
- Treadmill? Yeah, me, too. Yeah.

200
00:14:37,298 --> 00:14:40,756
Yeah, tightens the old buns,
you know what I'm saying?

201
00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:44,935
Good buns to tighten, too. I got some
tight buns. You should feel them.

202
00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:47,867
Go ahead, grab them. It's all right.

203
00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:51,478
- See? See what I mean? Yeah.
- You're right.

204
00:14:51,546 --> 00:14:53,776
- That's nice.
- Thank you, I know.

205
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:57,711
- Don't kill me.
- Mrs. McKay, just, you know, stop that.

206
00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:59,117
I've got a job to do.

207
00:14:59,187 --> 00:15:01,985
You've got a job to do. Your job is to die.
My job is to kill you.

208
00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:05,754
- So sit down and just, you know...
- But what about sex, Todd?

209
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:09,058
Well, what about it?
I mean, you know, personally speaking,

210
00:15:09,398 --> 00:15:14,097
I think it's, you know, a lot of hard work
to smell somebody's bad breath,

211
00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:15,568
personally. But that's just me.

212
00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:17,070
- That's not true.
- You know...

213
00:15:17,139 --> 00:15:19,505
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Mrs. McKay.

214
00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:23,808
- Slow down, okay? You know...
- I could show you.

215
00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:27,012
- You could?
- Don't you like girls?

216
00:15:27,449 --> 00:15:31,408
Yeah, I like girls just fine, Mrs. McKay.

217
00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:33,683
I... I...

218
00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:37,357
I just think they kind of find me creepy,
you know what I mean?

219
00:15:37,427 --> 00:15:38,826
I don't find you creepy.

220
00:15:38,895 --> 00:15:40,226
- You don't?
- No.

221
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:43,790
- Come on. Come on.
- Mrs. McKay.

222
00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:46,198
- I really think you should stop now...
- I know just how you like it.

223
00:15:46,269 --> 00:15:47,293
No, you don't.

224
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:48,394
- Yes, I do.
- You couldn't possibly know

225
00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:49,904
- how I like it, all right?
- Come on.

226
00:15:49,972 --> 00:15:52,998
Okay? All right. Just stop, please.
Take your hand off me.

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00:15:53,176 --> 00:15:54,200
Take your...

228
00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:57,644
- Take your hand off of me, Mrs. McKay.
- Just the way you like it.

229
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,178
Come on, Todd.

230
00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:06,781
- Hey, Mrs. McKay...
- Why don't you take me this way, Todd?

231
00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:08,084
Yeah...

232
00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:11,359
Mrs. McKay, that is the way I like it.

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Mrs. McKay,
I'm still gonna kill you when I'm finished.

234
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,525
Whoa! Whoa!

235
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:55,036
Hey, Mrs. McKay. Mrs. McKay.
Stop it. Stop it!

236
00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:57,307
Stop it! Stop! Mrs. McKay!

237
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,370
Mrs. McKay, stop it.

238
00:17:04,248 --> 00:17:05,716
Help me. Help...

239
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:10,843
Help me.

240
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,256
Are we ready yet?

241
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:28,101
You know, I would very much like to make
my 12-step program tonight.

242
00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:31,340
Oh, don't worry.
We'll be out of here way before then.

243
00:17:31,409 --> 00:17:34,276
I'd like them both to leave
in a two-ply garbage bag.

244
00:17:35,213 --> 00:17:39,149
- Drawstring or twistie top?
- Which ever.

245
00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:42,952
What the hell is keeping him?

246
00:17:44,055 --> 00:17:46,649
- I'll be right back.
- Chop-chop.

247
00:18:05,744 --> 00:18:09,111
So, did she go out sniveling
or did she take it like a man?

248
00:18:13,152 --> 00:18:14,141
Todd?

249
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:21,882
Todd?

250
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,525
Son of a bitch!

251
00:19:21,489 --> 00:19:22,478
Okay.

252
00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:25,347
Okay.

253
00:19:36,604 --> 00:19:39,198
We have to talk.

254
00:19:41,909 --> 00:19:43,069
Who are you?

255
00:19:43,477 --> 00:19:47,106
I'm your worst nightmare,
a woman with balls.

256
00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,845
You don't have balls, lady.

257
00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,316
You don't know the first thing about them.

258
00:19:52,386 --> 00:19:55,150
I've disemboweled a man
while he was screwing me.

259
00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:57,688
That took balls.

260
00:20:00,194 --> 00:20:03,595
I've shot my own people in the head
so as not to blow my cover.

261
00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:08,466
I even let your husband use me up
while he held a loaded gun to my head.

262
00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:11,233
Why? Because I knew
it really turned him on.

263
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,437
Does he still like the rough stuff, huh?

264
00:20:13,508 --> 00:20:17,137
Does he still like it when you bite
his neck so hard that it draws blood?

265
00:20:17,212 --> 00:20:20,477
- Does he? Does he?
- Yes.

266
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:25,943
See, you can change the way you look, but
you can't change what you're made of.

267
00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:30,785
To tell you the truth,
it's gonna be really good to see him.

268
00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:34,886
- It's been such a long time.
- Not long enough, Gwen.

269
00:20:34,963 --> 00:20:37,659
- What did you just call me?
- I called you Gwen.

270
00:20:37,966 --> 00:20:41,629
At least that's what you told me
your name was when we were dating.

271
00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:45,734
I would've thought you of all people
would have something nice to say

272
00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:47,502
about my new bridgework.

273
00:20:48,176 --> 00:20:49,666
Ronald?

274
00:20:50,512 --> 00:20:51,877
Goodbye, Gwen.

275
00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:54,508
I'd love to reminisce a little longer,
but as I said before,

276
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,415
I have a dinner party at 7:00.

277
00:21:02,058 --> 00:21:03,958
Oh, my God, it's 5:00.

278
00:21:05,628 --> 00:21:08,096
I really have my work cut out for me.

279
00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:11,531
Well, you and your friends
will just have to help.

280
00:21:27,483 --> 00:21:28,643
Round we go.

281
00:21:29,385 --> 00:21:31,114
And the ball was heading
straight for the hole.

282
00:21:31,187 --> 00:21:32,518
I am looking at a birdie,

283
00:21:32,588 --> 00:21:35,716
and out of nowhere comes
this ground squirrel, steals the ball

284
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:38,226
and I suppose
is putting it away for the winter.

285
00:21:38,294 --> 00:21:41,093
Honey, only a squirrel
could ruin your perfect putting.

286
00:21:41,165 --> 00:21:43,531
- More salad anyone?
- No. Fine, thank you.

287
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:18,023
Darn it.

288
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,157
Honey, look what Larry found.

289
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,627
Sweetheart, it was a joke.
Larry's just kidding around.

290
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:53,501
Well, it isn't funny.
I nearly had a heart attack.

291
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:59,271
- What are you doing later?
- I don't know. What did you have in mind?

292
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:01,904
- I bought a new paddle.
- You did?

293
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,106
Yes, I did.

294
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:06,739
And when daddy gets through spanking
mommy, maybe we can play spy.

295
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,947
Only if you bite Ronnie right here,
just where I like it.

296
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,788
- Bite who? Who's Ronnie?
- I said "mommy". Bite mommy.

297
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,561
Great flavor. What's in it?

298
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,865
Just a little something some friends
helped me throw together.

299
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,598
How you do it I'll never know.

300
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,867
Janet McKay, you are quite a woman.

301
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,533
Of course I am, silly.

302
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,076
What else would I be?

303
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,873
One, two, three.
- Damn!

304
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:45,746
That Janet, she must be a hell of a cook.

305
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:50,818
I don't know about you, kiddies, but I
found Simone pretty hard to swallow.

306
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,362
Personally, I wouldn't have made them
into a stew.

307
00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:59,469
I think creeps suzette would have been
much more appropriate.

308
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:02,764
Ready?

309
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,205
Well, looks like I won.

310
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:13,582
Hey, what are you talking about?
I am still here.

311
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,019
Let's play again. Come on.
Double or nothing.

312
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:21,985
Take my advice, pal,
quit while you're a head.