1 00:00:05,489 --> 00:00:11,871 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:38,022 You left the tag on. 3 00:00:38,022 --> 00:00:41,066 Everything I do has a purpose, muchacho. 4 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:45,196 It's a good plan, boss. 5 00:00:45,196 --> 00:00:48,407 Classic blitzkrieg. Worked in Poland. 6 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:51,660 Shall we? 7 00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:55,706 ROLANDO "MUSCULITO" MARTINEZ: Okay. Okay. Fan out. 8 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:58,417 Slow. Slow. 9 00:01:00,211 --> 00:01:01,212 Let's go. 10 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,095 En serio, alúmbrame, aquí, ¿okay? 11 00:01:10,095 --> 00:01:12,515 - BERNARD "MACHO" BARKER: - Okay. 12 00:01:24,735 --> 00:01:27,238 Chico, un momento, no me apure. 13 00:01:27,238 --> 00:01:28,364 What? 14 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:30,324 Don't worry, boss. He's gonna get it. 15 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,868 Oh, good. - Okay. 16 00:01:36,622 --> 00:01:38,207 Pasa de grado. 17 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,626 Villo, ¿qué pasa? 18 00:01:41,752 --> 00:01:43,003 These are the wrong tools. 19 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:45,589 What? He has the wrong tools. 20 00:01:45,589 --> 00:01:47,508 How is that even possible? 21 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,094 - I have right tools! - He has the right tools. 22 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:51,679 In Miami. 23 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:57,268 I'm so sorry, boss. 24 00:01:57,268 --> 00:02:00,312 Let's go. Vamanos. 25 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:08,279 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 26 00:02:17,329 --> 00:02:18,873 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 27 00:02:22,293 --> 00:02:25,754 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 28 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:39,435 - Entrez-vous. 29 00:02:42,688 --> 00:02:45,983 Howard, I just read the copy for the HEW account. 30 00:02:45,983 --> 00:02:48,652 It's not quite there yet. 31 00:02:48,652 --> 00:02:50,696 The section on the Child Safety Act. 32 00:02:50,696 --> 00:02:53,073 It just seems flavorless. 33 00:02:54,158 --> 00:02:56,243 So, you want me to make 34 00:02:57,036 --> 00:03:00,247 choking kids more spicy? 35 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,124 Well-- - Christ, Spence, 36 00:03:02,124 --> 00:03:05,294 is that my legacy? Working on this garbage. 37 00:03:05,294 --> 00:03:08,255 We really need you to be a little more grateful 38 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,632 for this job, Howard. 39 00:03:09,632 --> 00:03:12,801 Remember, you were unhireable when the agency dumped you. 40 00:03:20,893 --> 00:03:23,270 This week marks the tenth anniversary 41 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:24,563 of the failed invasion 42 00:03:24,563 --> 00:03:27,858 by Cuban exiles to overthrow Castro, more commonly known 43 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:29,401 as the Bay of Pigs. Howard? 44 00:03:29,401 --> 00:03:31,195 Howard, phone! The botched invasion 45 00:03:31,195 --> 00:03:33,489 pushed Cuba closer to the Soviet Union. 46 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:34,740 Repercussions of this event 47 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:37,993 continue to this day, where it is now widely seen 48 00:03:37,993 --> 00:03:40,162 as the largest CIA failure ever. 49 00:03:40,162 --> 00:03:42,957 CIA my ass! It was that chicken-shit 50 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:45,960 Kennedy's fault. 51 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:52,508 Sunny boy... 52 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:54,510 ...you know, you're a half-step flat. 53 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:57,346 It's like an ice pick to the temple. 54 00:03:57,346 --> 00:04:00,474 Sorry, Papa. I-- I thought you were s-- upstairs. 55 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,685 What is that? Daniel Ellsberg. 56 00:04:02,685 --> 00:04:06,063 How did this leftist propaganda end up in my house? 57 00:04:06,939 --> 00:04:08,190 We subscribe. 58 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:10,109 Howard? 59 00:04:11,026 --> 00:04:13,028 Howard! Are you deaf? 60 00:04:14,363 --> 00:04:17,366 It's the White House. Charles Colson. 61 00:04:18,701 --> 00:04:21,537 - You hear that? - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 62 00:04:22,788 --> 00:04:25,165 They can't blame me forever. I told you they'd call. 63 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,126 Please just listen to what they have to say. 64 00:04:27,126 --> 00:04:28,335 Huh. Try not to be such 65 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,629 - an asshole. - Papa! Can you and me go-- 66 00:04:30,629 --> 00:04:32,506 Papa's gotta an important call now, kiddo. 67 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,467 Maybe we can celebrate after with some ice cream. 68 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:37,511 And it's "Might you and I." 69 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,638 Ice cream! - Howard Hunt. 70 00:04:39,638 --> 00:04:41,724 Please hold for Mr. Colson. 71 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:43,100 Yes, I'll hold. 72 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,569 "He grabbed the secret plans 73 00:04:53,569 --> 00:04:56,739 from her roughly. 'Oh, Jake. Oh, you bastard.'" 74 00:04:56,739 --> 00:04:58,615 Hey! 75 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,704 Does anybody actually read Papa's books? 76 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,498 - I'm just the typist. - Chuck! How the hell are you? 77 00:05:06,498 --> 00:05:08,208 Howard, the President asked 78 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,501 for a real son of a bitch 79 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,420 to handle this Pentagon papers leak. 80 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:12,671 I naturally thought of you. 81 00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:14,465 - What do you need? - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 82 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:16,633 A Boston judge is now deciding 83 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:17,843 if Daniel Ellsberg, 84 00:05:17,843 --> 00:05:20,387 who leaked the Pentagon papers, may be extradited... 85 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,556 Move! 86 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,183 From the President on down, 87 00:05:24,183 --> 00:05:26,226 the administration is determined to discourage 88 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,855 any future leaks. NBC News, Washington. 89 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,235 EGIL "BUD" KROGH: Colson speaks very highly of you. 90 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,195 That's good to hear. 91 00:05:36,195 --> 00:05:38,447 He doesn't speak highly of anyone. 92 00:05:38,447 --> 00:05:40,365 Nor do they of him. 93 00:05:40,365 --> 00:05:43,494 Jesting. Please don't tell him I said that. 94 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:44,787 Of course not. 95 00:05:44,787 --> 00:05:46,538 SIU has been a long time coming, 96 00:05:46,538 --> 00:05:48,040 but this Pentagon papers business 97 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,166 was the final straw. 98 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:51,794 The country's going to hell in a hand-basket. 99 00:05:51,794 --> 00:05:53,462 Goddamn Jane Fonda. 100 00:05:53,462 --> 00:05:55,589 People need to understand they cannot violate 101 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,050 our national security and get away with it. 102 00:05:58,050 --> 00:05:59,468 The President feels there's been too much 103 00:05:59,468 --> 00:06:00,761 heel-dragging on these leaks. 104 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,013 Heel-dragging and pussyfooting. 105 00:06:04,848 --> 00:06:06,809 If there's one thing I detest more 106 00:06:06,809 --> 00:06:09,186 than heel-dragging, it's pussyfooting. 107 00:06:09,186 --> 00:06:11,522 Son of a bitch steals 7,000 pages 108 00:06:11,522 --> 00:06:13,482 of top-secret documents and gives it 109 00:06:13,482 --> 00:06:16,443 to the goddamn press? High treason! 110 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,904 I told Colson I think Ellsberg should be... 111 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:21,573 tarred and feathered and hanged. 112 00:06:21,573 --> 00:06:22,908 Well, then, you and the President 113 00:06:22,908 --> 00:06:24,118 are of the same mind. 114 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:26,870 Hence, SIU. Special Intelligence Unit. 115 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:27,913 Oh, look, right. 116 00:06:27,913 --> 00:06:30,124 Uh, Bud, I-- I-- I don't mean to step on 117 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:31,959 any toes here but, uh, 118 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:34,086 "Special Intelligence" makes it sound 119 00:06:34,086 --> 00:06:36,964 like we're, uh, mentally handicapped. 120 00:06:38,382 --> 00:06:39,299 That had not occurred to me. 121 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,634 Just make sure he does it 122 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,177 - quickly this time. - John. 123 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,221 - Bud. - Oh! 124 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,767 Well, this must be the, uh, the master spy. 125 00:06:48,767 --> 00:06:50,519 Howard Hunt, John Dean, 126 00:06:50,519 --> 00:06:51,728 White House Counsel. 127 00:06:52,437 --> 00:06:53,355 John. 128 00:06:54,189 --> 00:06:55,649 What a pleasure to meet you. 129 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,943 Likewise, Hunt. 130 00:06:57,943 --> 00:07:00,362 Good luck with your little project. 131 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,160 Don't mind Dean. 132 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,703 He thought SIU should have been his, 133 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:09,204 but between us, 134 00:07:09,204 --> 00:07:12,249 the President thinks he has too much old lady in him. 135 00:07:12,249 --> 00:07:15,127 Yeah, well, that explains the hairdo. 136 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:19,047 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ I want you to meet 137 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:21,341 Gordon Liddy. We worked narcotics together 138 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,677 at Treasury. You'll like him. 139 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,388 Toughest guy I know. He has a thing that he does 140 00:07:26,388 --> 00:07:28,974 to prove his commitment. He'll hold his hand 141 00:07:28,974 --> 00:07:30,809 in the flame of a candle. 142 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:34,563 And? What's the trick? 143 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:36,273 There isn't one. Gets third-degree burns 144 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:39,693 every time, never flinches. He's a great guy. 145 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,320 Real family man. Don't touch me! 146 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,155 Gordon. 147 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:46,742 Now, you're going to thrust that right there. 148 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:49,119 Right through the pervert's cartilage, 149 00:07:49,119 --> 00:07:54,499 straight up and into the brain. And voilà, threat neutralized. 150 00:07:54,499 --> 00:07:56,543 Gordon Liddy. This is Howard Hunt. 151 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:57,461 Huh. 152 00:07:57,461 --> 00:07:59,588 Colson made you sound like a, uh... 153 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:05,761 - regular James Bond. - Funny, he never mentioned you. 154 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:10,390 Uh, for the record, James Bond is a work of fiction. 155 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,227 I am the real deal. 156 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,895 Oh. - I write fiction, 157 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,189 so I know the difference. 158 00:08:17,189 --> 00:08:19,399 Howard and Colson are both Brown men. 159 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,818 Oh! Where'd you go to school, amigo? 160 00:08:21,818 --> 00:08:22,986 Ah, Fordham. 161 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:25,280 Hmm, they teach you that pencil business at Fordham? 162 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,449 We're told Ellsberg is seeing a psychiatrist. 163 00:08:27,449 --> 00:08:32,037 Uh, Bud, uh, I had a few ideas about Ellsberg. 164 00:08:32,037 --> 00:08:33,789 You know, I think he might be-- 165 00:08:33,789 --> 00:08:35,832 There's been a spate of rapes 166 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:37,584 in the area. 167 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,711 So, I've been teaching the girls in the office 168 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:42,881 a little basic self-defense. 169 00:08:42,881 --> 00:08:47,094 Well, let us pray those rapes happen near pencil sharpeners. 170 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,720 - Gentlemen. - See, Hunt, 171 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,889 here at SIU, I try and teach my people 172 00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:53,016 to embrace the unorthodox. 173 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:55,811 Dream the impossible. Your people? 174 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,272 Bud, uh... 175 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,482 ...maybe I'm a little confused here, 176 00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:03,068 Colson told me that SIU was my op. 177 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:05,112 With you providing oversight, of course. 178 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,949 You have been given erroneous information. 179 00:09:09,908 --> 00:09:11,326 SIU is mine. 180 00:09:11,326 --> 00:09:14,454 Everybody knows SIU is a Gordon Liddy operation. 181 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,290 Gentlemen. As per the President, 182 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,333 I will be heading up SIU. 183 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,003 You two will work together, you will report to me. 184 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:23,171 That's the arrangement. Take it or leave it. 185 00:09:25,924 --> 00:09:27,634 - Roger that, amigo. - Copacetic. 186 00:09:29,886 --> 00:09:36,518 ♪ (NOSTALGIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 187 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:53,243 Nothing makes my heart pound like a well-tailored pair 188 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:54,369 of riding pants. 189 00:09:54,369 --> 00:09:58,957 You are such a simple man, Mr. Hunt. 190 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:02,044 Sounds like someone's had a good day. 191 00:10:02,044 --> 00:10:03,128 I did indeed. 192 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,047 Makes one of us. 193 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:07,424 What's the matter? 194 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,760 Lisa's been calling. 195 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,304 In tears. 196 00:10:12,304 --> 00:10:14,973 It's goddamn American University, 197 00:10:14,973 --> 00:10:16,183 it's not Harvard. 198 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:19,102 Apparently, her professors do not understand her. 199 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:20,395 Join the club. 200 00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:33,408 - Mm, really good curry, Mama. - Oh, thank you, sweetie. 201 00:10:33,408 --> 00:10:37,287 Mm. Next time, perhaps fewer raisins. 202 00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:38,413 No, thank you. 203 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:41,083 I've got some good news! They're setting me up 204 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:45,087 in the White House. Office with the secretary. 205 00:10:45,087 --> 00:10:47,672 The West Wing? - Well, the EOB. 206 00:10:47,672 --> 00:10:50,050 Which is still considered the White House. 207 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,385 Cool! Only to people 208 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,220 who work in the EOB. 209 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:57,349 Are you going to meet the President? 210 00:10:57,349 --> 00:11:00,435 Well, - it's funny you ask that. It's... 211 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,188 probably Lisa again. 212 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:04,648 Hi, Honey. 213 00:11:04,648 --> 00:11:07,651 Actually, Papa already met the President 214 00:11:07,651 --> 00:11:08,777 when he was vice president. 215 00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:11,780 We had dinner together in Mexico. 216 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:14,741 Wow! The spicy food, sadly, 217 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,284 did not agree with him, 218 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,079 so he ordered cottage cheese. With ketchup. 219 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,372 ...if you're crying. 220 00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:25,293 Oh, Christ! Is it too much to ask to enjoy one damn meal? 221 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:28,213 I'll call you back after dinner. I-- I love you. 222 00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:34,302 Is Lisa going back to the nuthouse? 223 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:37,431 No, sweetie. Don't call it that. 224 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,474 It was a hospital. 225 00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:42,936 Christ. All that money to all those doctors, 226 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,105 right down the commode! 227 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,941 Oh, come on, David. Let's go wa-- wa-- 228 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,901 watch some TV. 229 00:11:51,236 --> 00:11:53,530 It's been five years since the car accident. 230 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:57,075 I mean, she should be better by now. 231 00:11:57,075 --> 00:12:00,704 It wasn't just the accident, Howard. You know that. 232 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:03,373 Leave my plate in the icebox. 233 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,003 Howard, we need to have a serious talk. 234 00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:12,257 Not today. Today is a good day. 235 00:12:18,096 --> 00:12:19,639 One, two, three, four! 236 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,600 We don't want your fucking war! 237 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,477 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - One, two, three, four! 238 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:24,811 We don't want your fucking war! 239 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:42,204 One, two, three, four! We don't want your fucking war! 240 00:12:42,204 --> 00:12:44,998 One, two, three, four! We don't want your fucking... 241 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,292 These are the latest wiretap transcripts. 242 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,127 We have taps on Ellsberg's phones, 243 00:12:49,127 --> 00:12:51,922 as well as those of his family, associates, 244 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:54,007 even his Beverly Hills psychiatrist. 245 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,512 I'll be candid, gentlemen. We don't have a hell of a lot. 246 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,181 I'm sure Ellsberg knows that his phone is tapped. 247 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,975 - He's no fool. - What does it say in the file? 248 00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:05,727 Uh, from the psychiatrist? 249 00:13:05,727 --> 00:13:08,104 Dr. Fielding refused to turn it over to us. 250 00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:10,524 Doctor-patient privilege. 251 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:13,860 Clearly, they're hiding something. 252 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,363 And what they're hiding is that Ellsberg 253 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,241 is a communist agent. 254 00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:23,036 Connect the dots. Who benefits from the world thinking 255 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:28,500 that we can't win in Vietnam? Hanoi, Russia, China, Cuba. 256 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,835 We have no hard evidence he's a spy. 257 00:13:30,835 --> 00:13:33,255 - Yet. - A line has been crossed. 258 00:13:33,255 --> 00:13:36,841 Ellsberg needs to be taken down, publicly discredited and fast. 259 00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:40,470 The President wants extensive polygraph tests from everyone 260 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:46,017 with high-level access. DOD, CIA, FBI and State. 261 00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:47,602 I've taken the liberty of compiling a list 262 00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:51,231 of 500 or so names, grouped by department. 263 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,942 Five hundred? 264 00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:56,778 Things have changed quite a bit since your brief stint 265 00:13:56,778 --> 00:13:58,321 with the Bureau, Gordon. 266 00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,698 Director Hoover doesn't believe 267 00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:01,116 in lie detectors anymore. 268 00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:04,202 Our machines are in a basement, gathering dust. 269 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:07,789 Well, if we're going to turn the rats on each other, 270 00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:12,252 we need to create a climate of fear and distrust. 271 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,462 Nacht und nebel. 272 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,882 Night and fog. 273 00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:20,844 We are not the White House's gestapo. 274 00:14:26,224 --> 00:14:28,226 The President wants these polygraphs. 275 00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:29,269 This is a direct order. 276 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,313 If the President has any questions, 277 00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:33,732 he's welcome to call Director Hoover. 278 00:14:33,732 --> 00:14:35,942 I assure you, the FBI is committed 279 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,070 with all legal means at our disposal to assist 280 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:41,364 the White House in stopping leaks. 281 00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:44,034 Gentlemen. 282 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,746 Bud? 283 00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:50,373 Meeting adjourned. 284 00:14:58,423 --> 00:15:01,301 So, I guess it's just you and me 285 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,846 against the entire radical left? 286 00:15:04,846 --> 00:15:07,474 Sisyphus had it easy. 287 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,769 If you and I are the guys that nail Ellsberg, 288 00:15:10,769 --> 00:15:14,147 Nixon will love us. And by extension, 289 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,565 Project ODESSA! 290 00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:18,234 ODESSA? 291 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:22,530 Oh, yeah. New name for SIU. ODESSA is the secret network 292 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:25,075 that helped the SS officers get to South America. 293 00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:26,951 And how exactly does that relate 294 00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:30,080 to our current national security problems? 295 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,165 I already had the stationery made. 296 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,085 You made stationery for a covert op? 297 00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:37,754 We got to get that file 298 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:39,673 from the psychiatrist. 299 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:43,009 - Fielding. - What kind of an idiot Soviet agent 300 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,054 spills his guts to a shrink? 301 00:15:46,054 --> 00:15:49,349 If the FBI can't get their hands on the file, how would we? 302 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,812 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 303 00:15:53,812 --> 00:15:55,480 We don't need to steal 304 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,191 Ellsberg's actual psychiatric file, 305 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,902 just photograph it. That will prove 306 00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:03,822 Hmm. - ...he's in bed with the Russians, 307 00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:05,990 and then we'll have those Pentagon papers 308 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,659 by the short-hairs. 309 00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:10,078 It's a simple black bag job, Bud. 310 00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:11,204 - A black bag job? - Yeah. 311 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,915 At the Company, we call them black ops, 312 00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,166 it's a better name. 313 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,961 The proverbial black bag refers to the satchel 314 00:16:17,961 --> 00:16:20,755 in which one carries one's tools. 315 00:16:20,755 --> 00:16:23,675 "Black Ops" is subtler. 316 00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:25,510 The point is, Bud, Fielding will never know 317 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:29,180 we were there. At this stage, we're just talking recon, 318 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,890 not infiltration. 319 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:34,102 Yeah. Yeah, we'll scope out the good doctor's building, 320 00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:36,646 hallways and see if we can gain entry. 321 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:38,189 A trip to Beverly Hills. 322 00:16:38,189 --> 00:16:40,817 The CIA will provide us with cameras, 323 00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:43,153 documents, disguises. 324 00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:44,571 What kind of disguises? 325 00:16:45,363 --> 00:16:48,992 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 326 00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,176 Open. 327 00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:07,719 There you go. 328 00:17:07,719 --> 00:17:09,012 We need driver's licenses, 329 00:17:09,012 --> 00:17:10,764 pocket litter, the whole kit and caboodle. 330 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,265 Yeah. Try these. 331 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,101 A standard issue 35-millimeter camera as well 332 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:19,314 as a low-light miniature. And walkie-talkies. 333 00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:22,776 Walkies are all in use. You'll have to supply your own. 334 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,153 Here. 335 00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:26,988 Hey, how's that gait-alterer? 336 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:29,657 Feels like I have a pebble in my shoe. 337 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,826 I got a pebble in my shoe. 338 00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:32,994 You sure this 339 00:17:32,994 --> 00:17:36,122 isn't too conspicuous for a clandestine operation? 340 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,665 Exactly! 341 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,168 All they'll remember about you is the gimmick. 342 00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:42,378 "How tall was he?" "Not sure." 343 00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:43,671 "He walked with a limp." 344 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:47,509 "Eye color?" "Can't remember." "Uh, his hair was bizarre." 345 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:49,677 "I couldn't tell if it was a wig or not." 346 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,138 Classic misdirection. 347 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,515 Black ops 101. 348 00:17:53,515 --> 00:17:55,892 See! 349 00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:58,311 - He calls it "black bag." - Oh! 350 00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:01,856 An FBI dipshit. 351 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:09,489 ♪ ("CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION" BY TOMMY JAMES PLAYING) ♪ 352 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:19,833 ♪ Crystal blue persuasion Mm-hmm ♪ 353 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,253 ♪ It's a new vibration ♪ 354 00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:27,632 Oh! How about this weather? Hmm. 355 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:31,678 - Governor Ronald Reagan. - Hmm. 356 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,389 Oh, about two blocks. You're going to take a right. 357 00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:38,935 Yup. - Apparently, Warren Beatty lives around here. 358 00:18:38,935 --> 00:18:41,771 - Paul Newman, too. - Communists. 359 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,362 You don't need to exaggerate the limp. 360 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,905 I'm not exaggerating. 361 00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:52,907 It hurts. 362 00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:56,619 That's Fielding's office. 363 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:03,459 Get in the shot. Like a tourist. 364 00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:09,173 Say "cheese!" 365 00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:13,052 Cheese! Ah! 366 00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:14,929 Good. 367 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:20,977 Ma'am! Mm-hmm? 368 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,688 Might you take a picture of myself and my friend, 369 00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:25,899 George F. Leonard. Of course. 370 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,609 Thank you. - Yeah. 371 00:19:27,609 --> 00:19:30,820 - Actually, no. Uh, here. Here. - Oh. 372 00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:35,074 Smile, you're on vacation. 373 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,327 Where are you two from? 374 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:38,661 - Montana. - Florida. 375 00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:44,751 Uh, okay. Smile! 376 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,336 Yeah, next to the car. 377 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,255 We're in a fucking alley. 378 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,091 Yeah, you're in California. Look like you're having fun. 379 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:58,056 ♪ (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 380 00:19:58,056 --> 00:19:59,933 A little awkward. 381 00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,399 It is what it is. 382 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,654 Hey! That was him! I'm telling you. 383 00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,155 John Wayne is not picking up 384 00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:16,449 his own dry cleaning. That was the Duke! 385 00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:22,538 She saw us. Shit. That's going to be a problem. 386 00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,916 Hold on. Uh, i-- if Consuela 387 00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:27,168 let's us in, there is no crime, right? 388 00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:29,921 - You are the lawyer. - Ooh. Wait. 389 00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:32,423 - Let me think about-- - Hola, señora. 390 00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:36,302 Oh, señorita. 391 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:40,306 Somos, eh, doctores... y amigos 392 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,183 de Dr. Fielding. 393 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,862 Okay. 394 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,784 - What are we doing? - You are going to leave 395 00:20:59,784 --> 00:21:01,452 a very important message 396 00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:04,247 for our dear friend, Doctor Fielding. 397 00:21:04,247 --> 00:21:05,999 I will wait out here. 398 00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:09,669 Sí! 399 00:21:20,388 --> 00:21:21,639 Gracias. 400 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:28,730 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 401 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,371 ¿Ustedes son doctores? 402 00:21:45,955 --> 00:21:48,124 Sí, psiquiatras. 403 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:54,922 Somos muy importante. 404 00:21:56,382 --> 00:22:00,928 All done. With the note. 405 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:04,182 Doctor, did you forget your glasses? 406 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,978 Yes. Farsighted. 407 00:22:08,978 --> 00:22:11,481 I can't see a thing without them. 408 00:22:11,481 --> 00:22:12,815 Gracias. 409 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,320 Did you photograph the file? 410 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,529 No, the cabinet was locked, 411 00:22:18,529 --> 00:22:20,656 But I shot the whole office. 412 00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:22,033 Mission accomplished, come on! 413 00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:24,410 ♪ Out of the tree of life ♪ 414 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,287 ♪ I just picked me a plum ♪ 415 00:22:29,457 --> 00:22:33,920 ♪ You came along And everything started to hum ♪ 416 00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:40,593 ♪ Still it's a real good bet The best is yet to come ♪ 417 00:22:43,554 --> 00:22:48,392 ♪ The best is yet to come Come the day you're mine ♪ 418 00:22:52,355 --> 00:22:53,689 So good! 419 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:56,943 Encore! 420 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,862 Thank you! The band is going to "take five." 421 00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:02,698 Please, be sure to tip your waitress. 422 00:23:04,325 --> 00:23:06,661 That was wonderful, Mr. Hamilton. 423 00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:09,080 Are you a professional musician? 424 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,334 Uh, perhaps in a past life. 425 00:23:15,253 --> 00:23:17,880 Actually, on the QT, my colleague and I 426 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,717 just finished a top-secret mission for President Nixon. 427 00:23:21,717 --> 00:23:23,678 Oh, Edward! You bull-shitter, you. 428 00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:26,389 This guy. 429 00:23:26,389 --> 00:23:28,724 That's not true. 430 00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:30,726 By the way, why don't you give me 431 00:23:30,726 --> 00:23:32,395 your number and address. 432 00:23:32,395 --> 00:23:34,272 I'll send you my most recent book. 433 00:23:34,272 --> 00:23:37,358 I am a novelist as well. 434 00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:38,818 Really? Yes. 435 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,946 And, uh, maybe when I'm in town-- 436 00:23:41,946 --> 00:23:47,493 I have a top-secret mission for you. One more beer, please. 437 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:48,953 Uh, anything German. 438 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,665 Oh, and some matches, please. 439 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,042 Mm-hmm. Yes. 440 00:23:56,294 --> 00:23:58,379 Hey, hey! What are you doing? 441 00:23:58,379 --> 00:24:01,883 Telling an airborne waitress that we work for the President? 442 00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:07,013 Just blowing off steam, amigo. Making new friends. 443 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,765 I promise you, she didn't believe a word of it. 444 00:24:15,605 --> 00:24:16,772 You okay? 445 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:20,067 Goddamn ulcer. 446 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,738 This helps. 447 00:24:23,738 --> 00:24:28,534 Look. Now, I appreciate that you take chances 448 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:31,204 and, yes, we've gotten results. 449 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:34,498 But I can't have any fuckups, capisce? 450 00:24:34,498 --> 00:24:35,791 It's too important. 451 00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:41,756 Now, you listen to me, George. 452 00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:44,842 You are not a federal agent anymore, 453 00:24:44,842 --> 00:24:48,638 you are an intelligence agent. 454 00:24:49,639 --> 00:24:51,557 You are a spy. 455 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:54,685 And if you want to succeed in this line of work, 456 00:24:54,685 --> 00:24:58,898 you need to be willing to bend the rules, 457 00:24:59,649 --> 00:25:01,651 color outside the lines. 458 00:25:04,195 --> 00:25:05,863 Sorry, all we have is Budweiser. 459 00:25:05,863 --> 00:25:08,115 Oh, hell, yeah. It sounds German, right? 460 00:25:10,534 --> 00:25:12,328 Oh, thank you. 461 00:25:15,873 --> 00:25:17,124 - What is that? - Nothing. 462 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:18,918 - Give me that. - Don't even think twice. 463 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,461 Give that! 464 00:25:20,461 --> 00:25:22,880 - You better let me see that! - No, get away from-- 465 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,049 Let me see! Give it! 466 00:25:27,176 --> 00:25:28,219 Oh! 467 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:32,139 Linda. 468 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:35,226 You are a married man, Mr. Hunt. 469 00:25:35,226 --> 00:25:39,272 Howard is. Edward is not. 470 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,023 - ♪ (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Just like that! 471 00:25:41,023 --> 00:25:43,359 Just like that, Howard. 472 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,487 - Ed-- Edward. - What? 473 00:25:46,487 --> 00:25:48,030 Call me Edward. 474 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:54,203 Right, yes, sorry. I... Edward, just like that, Edward. 475 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,039 Edward! 476 00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:10,344 The L.A. mission was a success. 477 00:26:12,888 --> 00:26:15,683 That explains it. 478 00:26:16,559 --> 00:26:19,145 It's all coming together, Dot. 479 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:20,646 You know, the kids have never been 480 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,982 - to Paris. - Attends, chérie. 481 00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:27,194 They're only paying me a hundred dollars a day. 482 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:28,612 Really? 483 00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:31,282 I thought the SIU was your big comeback. 484 00:26:31,949 --> 00:26:33,075 Oh, it is. 485 00:26:33,868 --> 00:26:35,619 They just don't know it yet. 486 00:26:41,042 --> 00:26:44,420 Daniel Ellsberg's file has to be in that cabinet. 487 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:45,796 I have to say, fellas... 488 00:26:46,589 --> 00:26:47,715 I'm impressed. 489 00:26:47,715 --> 00:26:50,509 You should have seen this guy operate. 490 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,261 He gets the cleaning lady 491 00:26:52,261 --> 00:26:55,306 to let us in. Ergo, all 100 percent legal. 492 00:26:55,306 --> 00:26:56,515 And they can't ID us. 493 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:58,351 Oh, yeah. Good luck with that. And the best part. 494 00:26:58,351 --> 00:27:00,728 - When she leaves at night-- - Oh, yeah! 495 00:27:00,728 --> 00:27:02,271 She doesn't even lock the back door. 496 00:27:02,271 --> 00:27:04,690 Slip in, get into the filing cabinet, 497 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,649 slip out. 498 00:27:05,649 --> 00:27:07,610 - In, out. - Without anyone knowing. 499 00:27:08,319 --> 00:27:10,237 Textbook black op. 500 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,406 Well, I'm going to run your black bag op by Ehrlichman. 501 00:27:12,406 --> 00:27:15,576 But I think he is going to like it. 502 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,412 Great work. 503 00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:20,581 ♪ (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 504 00:27:27,296 --> 00:27:28,589 Plumbers? 505 00:27:28,589 --> 00:27:30,257 We fix leaks. 506 00:27:30,966 --> 00:27:31,717 Oh. 507 00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:34,136 I think everybody prefers ODESSA. 508 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,682 No, no. Plumbers is better. Very clever. 509 00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,895 Thank you, Howard. 510 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,230 Yeah. 511 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,732 Come on, come on, come on, we're running late. 512 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:50,236 We're not late. We're ten minutes early, Howard. 513 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:53,280 - No, we're actually-- - Yes. We're ten minutes early. 514 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,616 Uh, listen, he can be a lot to take at first 515 00:27:55,616 --> 00:27:58,452 but, uh, he-- he kind of grows on you. 516 00:27:58,452 --> 00:28:01,414 Hmm. Some people say the same thing about you. 517 00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:05,167 - Psst! Just fix this. - Please don't touch my hair. 518 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:06,460 Howard. 519 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,796 Welcome! I'm Frances. 520 00:28:08,796 --> 00:28:10,840 Come in, come in, come in! 521 00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:15,261 Kids, I want you to say hello to the Hunts. 522 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:17,430 Hello! 523 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:21,058 Uh, this is Jim, Tom, Grace, Alexandra and Raymond. 524 00:28:21,058 --> 00:28:22,601 - Hello! - Hello! 525 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,354 Tom? 526 00:28:25,354 --> 00:28:27,648 Pleased to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Hunt. 527 00:28:27,648 --> 00:28:30,484 It's an honor to have such distinguished members 528 00:28:30,484 --> 00:28:32,820 of the armed forces and, 529 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:35,156 - uh... - Foreign services. 530 00:28:35,156 --> 00:28:36,824 ...foreign services in our home. 531 00:28:36,824 --> 00:28:39,368 And-- And may I say 532 00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:42,496 what an honor it is to meet such polite 533 00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:47,001 and, uh, well-groomed youngsters. 534 00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:48,544 Take their coats. 535 00:28:48,544 --> 00:28:50,171 May I please take your coat, Mrs. Hunt? 536 00:28:50,171 --> 00:28:52,506 Oh, uh, yes, thank you. 537 00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:54,800 I hear you have a daughter at Smith. 538 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,677 Uh, yes, Kevan. 539 00:28:57,928 --> 00:29:01,974 What an unusual name for a girl. Fun! 540 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:04,894 Okay. Who would like a drink? 541 00:29:04,894 --> 00:29:06,479 Yes. 542 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:07,897 There we go, upstairs. 543 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:12,193 It's just been "Howard this," 544 00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:14,236 and "Howard that." If Howard wasn't a man, 545 00:29:14,236 --> 00:29:15,988 - I'd be jealous! - Well, 546 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,740 - maybe you should be. - Oh, stop! 547 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:20,034 So, where did you two meet? 548 00:29:20,034 --> 00:29:22,203 Um, actually, we met in China. 549 00:29:22,203 --> 00:29:23,537 Oh! - At work. 550 00:29:23,537 --> 00:29:24,830 So you're also a-- 551 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,708 Oh, I was. During the war, I was involved in the recovery 552 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,502 of art stolen by the Nazis. 553 00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,420 - Wow! - Fascinating. 554 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,880 Mm. Just fascinating. 555 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,090 Uh, I don't know, I'm a history nut myself. 556 00:29:35,090 --> 00:29:36,258 - He is. - Yeah. 557 00:29:36,258 --> 00:29:38,385 Well, actually, I might have a little artifact 558 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:40,763 - that you might find very... - Oh! 559 00:29:40,763 --> 00:29:43,599 ...interesting, given your line of work. 560 00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:45,059 You know, when I met Dot, 561 00:29:45,059 --> 00:29:46,393 she was formidable. 562 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:48,854 Carried a gun, spoke multiple languages, 563 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:50,898 she was a veritable Bond girl. 564 00:29:50,898 --> 00:29:52,816 Now, I'm just a suburban hausfrau. 565 00:29:54,276 --> 00:29:55,486 Nothing wrong with that. 566 00:29:55,486 --> 00:29:59,740 And she's also a "translator" at the Spanish Embassy, 567 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:02,034 - wink-wink. - I heard that! 568 00:30:04,495 --> 00:30:07,039 - How did you two meet? - His sister set us up. 569 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:10,376 I selected Fran for her high intelligence. 570 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:12,127 She used to work at IBM. 571 00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:13,963 - Receptionist. - And of course, 572 00:30:13,963 --> 00:30:15,548 her Celtic/Teutonic genes. 573 00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:18,133 Lineage is very important 574 00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:21,053 to Gordon. Even more so than intelligence. 575 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:27,977 I hope you all brought your appetites tonight, 576 00:30:27,977 --> 00:30:31,272 because Franny makes a mean roast. 577 00:30:31,272 --> 00:30:32,398 I love a good-- 578 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,861 - Is-- Is that Hitler? - Yes. 579 00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:44,952 Franny, do you want to go check the potatoes? 580 00:30:44,952 --> 00:30:48,706 I set a timer! I'll hear it go off! 581 00:30:48,706 --> 00:30:50,457 See! Intelligence! 582 00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:53,168 Gordon, you don't happen to have any jazz, do you? 583 00:30:53,168 --> 00:30:56,463 - No. - Big band era? Benny Goodman? 584 00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:58,591 You know, I know Gene Krupa-- 585 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:01,218 You met him once, Howard. What is he yelling about? 586 00:31:01,218 --> 00:31:02,845 Die Kunst Griechenlands. 587 00:31:02,845 --> 00:31:05,180 What about showtunes? You have any showtunes? 588 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:08,058 No. This is better. He's talking about art 589 00:31:08,058 --> 00:31:10,519 as propaganda for the ancient Greeks. 590 00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:12,354 Of course, he's comparing the Hellenic ideal 591 00:31:12,354 --> 00:31:13,689 to the Bolshevik-- 592 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:15,149 Oh, God! - Oh! 593 00:31:15,149 --> 00:31:17,067 Franny, get down! 594 00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:19,278 Oh, it's okay! Just eggs, Gordon. 595 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,572 Just eggs. And some kids. 596 00:31:21,572 --> 00:31:25,451 Fran. Those goddamn punks are back. 597 00:31:26,577 --> 00:31:28,495 I'm sorry everybody, I'll be right back. 598 00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,164 Honey, we have guests. 599 00:31:31,749 --> 00:31:33,500 Why's he going upstairs? 600 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,918 Why don't you ask Hitler? 601 00:31:34,918 --> 00:31:37,046 This whole new house, new school-- 602 00:31:37,046 --> 00:31:39,882 It's been a bit of an adjustment. 603 00:31:39,882 --> 00:31:42,468 Gordon told the boys not to take any guff 604 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:43,969 from the locals, so they've gotten 605 00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:45,512 in their share of dust-ups. 606 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,681 That's what the eggs are about. 607 00:31:47,681 --> 00:31:50,601 Hmm. - Such a waste of food. 608 00:31:50,601 --> 00:31:52,269 Boys can be so cruel. 609 00:31:52,269 --> 00:31:53,562 - I know. - What? 610 00:31:53,562 --> 00:31:54,647 It doesn't matter, Howard. 611 00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:55,606 Boys. Huh? 612 00:31:55,606 --> 00:31:57,816 - Boys! - Can I freshen your drink? 613 00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,068 Mm-hmm. 614 00:32:00,569 --> 00:32:02,696 Do you mind to turn that down a little bit? 615 00:32:02,696 --> 00:32:03,947 What? 616 00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:10,704 Cheese? 617 00:32:10,704 --> 00:32:14,249 We have all three. Cheddar, Swiss and Jarlsberg. 618 00:32:14,249 --> 00:32:17,503 Problem solved. 619 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,254 Gordon, your leg again. 620 00:32:19,254 --> 00:32:20,923 We had a civilized chat 621 00:32:20,923 --> 00:32:23,842 and after a little old-fashioned arm twisting, 622 00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:26,762 they agreed to take their carousing elsewhere. 623 00:32:26,762 --> 00:32:29,932 Grace! Ice pack! Coming, Mother! 624 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:33,268 The potatoes! Oh, delicious! 625 00:32:40,109 --> 00:32:41,819 So. 626 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,821 I-- I know. 627 00:32:43,821 --> 00:32:46,657 - The Nazi stuff. - Yes. 628 00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:52,705 - And the gun. - I know. 629 00:32:54,164 --> 00:32:56,709 The sooner you are done with this guy, the better. 630 00:33:01,839 --> 00:33:03,257 Fran seems nice. 631 00:33:14,935 --> 00:33:17,354 Gordon. I've got some very good news. 632 00:33:17,354 --> 00:33:19,231 - Hello, Bud. - Where's Hunt? 633 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,816 Bud. 634 00:33:20,816 --> 00:33:23,068 Yes? Good! 635 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,903 Ellsberg mission is a go. 636 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,947 But you two cannot make the entry yourselves. 637 00:33:26,947 --> 00:33:28,907 You are White House employees on the payroll. 638 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:31,034 Hmm. - We'll get outside help. 639 00:33:31,034 --> 00:33:32,286 Exchange that for fresh cash 640 00:33:32,286 --> 00:33:33,871 at a bank so it isn't traceable. 641 00:33:33,871 --> 00:33:36,790 Call me when it's done and for God's sake, 642 00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:39,585 don't get caught. 643 00:33:40,878 --> 00:33:43,338 ♪ Look over yonder ♪ 644 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:49,928 ♪ A new day is comin' Woo-hoo ♪ 645 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:54,099 ♪ Crystal blue persuasion ♪ 646 00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:55,392 How are we looking? 647 00:33:56,727 --> 00:33:58,103 What kind of budget is 2600 bucks 648 00:33:58,103 --> 00:34:00,773 - for this kind of op? - It's not about the money. 649 00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:04,026 My boys would do it for free. They're patriots. 650 00:34:04,026 --> 00:34:05,152 Oh! 651 00:34:06,069 --> 00:34:07,738 Real Americans. 652 00:34:08,238 --> 00:34:09,448 Better. 653 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:14,870 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 654 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:26,340 Oh. Uh, good afternoon. Are you gentlemen checking in? 655 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:27,549 We're not staying here. 656 00:34:27,549 --> 00:34:28,759 Excellent. 657 00:34:28,759 --> 00:34:30,594 Then you're more than welcome to park in our garage. 658 00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:35,724 Okay. 659 00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:46,151 If you see the maid, 660 00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:48,403 tell her we're out of soap. 661 00:34:48,403 --> 00:34:50,864 The wife gets pretty jazzed when I bring these home 662 00:34:50,864 --> 00:34:52,616 from traveling. 663 00:34:52,616 --> 00:34:56,245 You are one romantic son of a bitch, Gordon Liddy. 664 00:34:56,245 --> 00:34:59,164 Well, I try. 665 00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:01,500 It's the boys. 666 00:35:08,048 --> 00:35:10,259 We got off on six and went up the stairs 667 00:35:10,259 --> 00:35:11,760 to make sure we weren't followed. 668 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,514 - We're on the seventh floor. - He has the "angina." 669 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:18,600 Take your nitro, Macho. 670 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,853 Come here. 671 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:26,024 Fellas, uh, this is George F. Leonard. 672 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:27,192 He's ex-FBI. 673 00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:31,113 George, this is Felipe De Diego, Rolando Martinez, 674 00:35:31,113 --> 00:35:34,032 known as "Musculito," and Bernard Barker. 675 00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:36,118 -"Macho." - Macho. 676 00:35:36,118 --> 00:35:37,828 Macho. 677 00:35:37,828 --> 00:35:42,791 A little birdie told me you are all Bay of Pigs? 678 00:35:45,627 --> 00:35:48,839 - Hmm? - ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 679 00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:49,923 No. 680 00:35:52,593 --> 00:35:54,845 It's okay. He knows. 681 00:35:55,304 --> 00:35:56,513 Then yes. 682 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:02,477 George, if you want a can't-lose investment... 683 00:36:02,477 --> 00:36:04,062 Miami real estate-- 684 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,148 - Oh, I don't-- - If you ever want to talk property. 685 00:36:06,148 --> 00:36:07,524 Gentlemen! - Call me. 686 00:36:07,941 --> 00:36:09,026 Gentlemen. 687 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:10,736 To old friends! 688 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,322 To new beginnings, 689 00:36:13,322 --> 00:36:16,825 Cuba libre and President Richard Nixon! 690 00:36:16,825 --> 00:36:18,410 Viva Nixon! 691 00:36:19,036 --> 00:36:20,245 And fuck Kennedy! 692 00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:26,168 Fuck Kennedy! 693 00:36:28,545 --> 00:36:31,465 Fuck Kennedy! 694 00:36:34,343 --> 00:36:40,015 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 695 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:48,106 Any sign? 696 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,776 No. Fielding is still in his office. 697 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:53,987 - What is that? - This? 698 00:36:53,987 --> 00:36:57,449 ZF-41 sniper scope. World War II vintage. 699 00:36:58,241 --> 00:36:59,952 German, of course. 700 00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:03,080 Of course. Gordon... 701 00:37:03,914 --> 00:37:05,165 I have to ask. 702 00:37:06,249 --> 00:37:08,710 What's with the Hitler hard-on? 703 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,506 You know, a lot of us fought in the war. 704 00:37:15,050 --> 00:37:16,301 I'm no Nazi. 705 00:37:17,177 --> 00:37:18,679 Believe me. 706 00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:20,639 And I understand what those people did 707 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:25,102 was pure evil. But before the war, 708 00:37:25,102 --> 00:37:28,438 Hoboken was a pretty rough town and I... 709 00:37:30,565 --> 00:37:32,484 I was a scrawny little mick, 710 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,362 and used to get the shit kicked out of me daily. 711 00:37:35,362 --> 00:37:37,406 Scared to even leave the house. 712 00:37:38,448 --> 00:37:41,910 And my nanny, German, Frau Teresa, 713 00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:44,496 she used to put Hitler's speeches on, 714 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,415 you know, on radio. 715 00:37:46,415 --> 00:37:49,251 And there was something about that voice, 716 00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:55,465 just filled me with the will to just get out there 717 00:37:55,465 --> 00:37:59,469 and conquer my fears. And Der Hindenburg. 718 00:37:59,469 --> 00:38:02,097 She used to fly right above my house. 719 00:38:02,097 --> 00:38:04,641 The most incredible sight I'd ever seen. 720 00:38:05,475 --> 00:38:06,810 Bigger than a battleship! 721 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,188 Have you ever considered 722 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:14,026 that Adolf Hitler and Der Hindenburg 723 00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:16,737 are not ideal templates for success? 724 00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:20,907 You know, well, inspiring nonetheless. 725 00:38:22,993 --> 00:38:26,038 Oh! There's Fielding. We got him. 726 00:38:26,038 --> 00:38:28,123 I know. I can see him with my naked eye. 727 00:38:28,123 --> 00:38:29,666 - He's right there. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 728 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,835 He's heading to his car, get ready to follow him. 729 00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:33,545 I'm going to call the Cubans. 730 00:38:34,838 --> 00:38:36,757 Unit One to Unit Two, 731 00:38:36,757 --> 00:38:39,426 the eagle has left the nest. Over. 732 00:38:45,682 --> 00:38:46,683 Copy that, over. 733 00:38:46,683 --> 00:38:48,977 These things are garbage, muchacho. 734 00:38:48,977 --> 00:38:51,813 I spent every dime that Bud gave us. 735 00:38:51,813 --> 00:38:53,523 Oh! That's him, hold this. 736 00:38:53,523 --> 00:38:55,942 Yeah. 737 00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,611 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 738 00:38:57,611 --> 00:38:59,529 - Not too close. - I know. 739 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:03,075 - Speed up! - Right. 740 00:39:05,285 --> 00:39:06,787 Oh, Jesus. 741 00:39:06,787 --> 00:39:11,374 Shit! You okay? 742 00:39:11,374 --> 00:39:14,586 Pain is a mental construct. 743 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,773 Shrink's got a nice house. 744 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,544 What a job this poor mope has. 745 00:39:55,544 --> 00:39:58,421 Listening to pantywaists like Ellsberg, 746 00:39:58,421 --> 00:40:00,674 who whine about their mothers all day. 747 00:40:02,092 --> 00:40:05,345 I'm so angry at my mom! 748 00:40:05,345 --> 00:40:09,099 I saw a psychiatrist. 749 00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:12,477 Oh. 750 00:40:13,103 --> 00:40:14,354 A couple of times. 751 00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:18,150 My kids were in a car accident, years ago. 752 00:40:19,526 --> 00:40:21,945 My eldest, Lisa, she-- 753 00:40:21,945 --> 00:40:24,239 she banged her head up pretty badly. 754 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,491 - Hmm. - It... 755 00:40:29,369 --> 00:40:30,412 affected her. 756 00:40:32,956 --> 00:40:33,957 Well... 757 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:40,797 A man has got to take care of his family. 758 00:40:47,596 --> 00:40:52,350 All right. Uh, I'll stay here and keep eyes on Fielding. 759 00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,811 You head back, run point on the Cubans 760 00:40:54,811 --> 00:40:58,481 in the entry. Any hang-ups, radio me. 761 00:40:58,481 --> 00:40:59,566 Roger that. 762 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:01,568 Oh! 763 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,279 Thanks. 764 00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:32,641 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 765 00:41:53,161 --> 00:41:54,788 Heading to the back door now. 766 00:41:54,788 --> 00:42:00,252 We are a go. The patient is with the doctor, over. 767 00:42:05,173 --> 00:42:08,843 Uh, do not copy. Uh, uh, uh... Wait a minute. 768 00:42:12,847 --> 00:42:13,723 Repeat. 769 00:42:14,683 --> 00:42:18,019 Eagle is in the nest. Over. 770 00:42:18,019 --> 00:42:20,188 Do not copy. Repeat. Over. 771 00:42:20,188 --> 00:42:23,942 I said, "The eagle is still in the nest." 772 00:42:27,028 --> 00:42:29,656 I can't understand you either, please. 773 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,161 I said the eagle is in the goddamn nest! 774 00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,496 The nest! 775 00:42:36,496 --> 00:42:40,041 Press the button all the way in and speak clearly. Don't shout. 776 00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:46,881 Fuck! 777 00:42:46,881 --> 00:42:49,384 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 778 00:42:49,384 --> 00:42:51,803 George? We've got a problem. 779 00:42:53,096 --> 00:42:54,431 What kind of problem? 780 00:42:55,890 --> 00:42:58,476 It's locked. We radioed you. 781 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:00,437 These walkie-talkies are shit, man. 782 00:43:00,437 --> 00:43:01,730 Hey! 783 00:43:01,730 --> 00:43:05,025 - Do not blame the equipment! - Okay. Okay. 784 00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:07,986 Damn it. It was supposed to be open. 785 00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:11,948 - Any other way in? - Well... 786 00:43:11,948 --> 00:43:14,743 there's that. But that one's locked, too. 787 00:43:14,743 --> 00:43:16,369 Break the goddamn window. 788 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,083 ¿Qué te pasó? My wrist! 789 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:24,836 Move, move, move. 790 00:43:33,053 --> 00:43:36,014 Shit, shit, shit! 791 00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:43,146 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 792 00:43:44,773 --> 00:43:47,108 - Fielding's out of pocket! - What? 793 00:43:47,108 --> 00:43:49,903 - We have to get the boys out! - Why didn't you radio me? 794 00:43:49,903 --> 00:43:52,405 Fellas? Can you hear me? That's why! 795 00:43:52,405 --> 00:43:54,115 Ow. 796 00:43:54,115 --> 00:43:55,700 Oh! There they are! 797 00:43:58,078 --> 00:44:00,955 Muchachos, vamos! Vamos, vamos, vamos! 798 00:44:00,955 --> 00:44:03,041 No, no, no! 799 00:44:22,602 --> 00:44:26,064 Okay, full debriefing. Did we get the file? 800 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:27,941 There was no Ellsberg file. 801 00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,110 Shit! 802 00:44:30,110 --> 00:44:31,778 - You're sure? Nothing? - Nada. 803 00:44:31,778 --> 00:44:34,239 We went through every file in that office, man. 804 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,074 We took Polaroids. Nada. 805 00:44:37,951 --> 00:44:41,454 - Rosenberg, Goldberg, Grodberg. - Pero Ellsberg, no. 806 00:44:41,454 --> 00:44:42,747 Scheisse! 807 00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:44,582 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 808 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:47,293 So, we know the file was moved. 809 00:44:50,630 --> 00:44:51,673 Bien hecho. 810 00:44:51,673 --> 00:44:53,007 What are we celebrating? 811 00:44:53,007 --> 00:44:59,264 Well, dollars to donuts, the file is in Fielding's house. 812 00:44:59,264 --> 00:45:04,185 So to our next mission, adelante! 813 00:45:04,185 --> 00:45:06,104 Adelante! 814 00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,357 - Viva Nixon! - Viva Nixon! 815 00:45:09,357 --> 00:45:11,276 Eduardo. You need to see this. 816 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,903 Edward! 817 00:45:33,006 --> 00:45:34,048 Macho... 818 00:45:35,884 --> 00:45:37,343 what happened? 819 00:45:37,343 --> 00:45:38,928 We had a little trouble with the lock 820 00:45:38,928 --> 00:45:40,138 on the filing cabinet. 821 00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:41,764 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ It broke. 822 00:45:41,764 --> 00:45:43,224 So we had to improvise. 823 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:49,814 Hey! 824 00:45:49,814 --> 00:45:51,357 You know, the whole point 825 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:54,235 of the operation, Macho, was for Fielding 826 00:45:54,235 --> 00:45:56,404 to never know that we were there. 827 00:45:56,404 --> 00:45:58,656 George told us to break the window! 828 00:45:58,656 --> 00:46:00,450 - I didn't-- - Jesus, Gordon! 829 00:46:00,450 --> 00:46:01,618 Who's Gordon? 830 00:46:03,578 --> 00:46:05,997 You tore the place apart. 831 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:07,916 Why is all this shit on the floor! 832 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:10,793 Oh, tranquilo! Tranquilo! We come up with a plan. 833 00:46:10,793 --> 00:46:13,922 We made a mess, threw some pills around 834 00:46:13,922 --> 00:46:17,675 to make it seem like junkies were looking for drugs. 835 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:20,470 Where did you get the pills? 836 00:46:20,470 --> 00:46:23,765 We broke into a doctor's office down the hall. 837 00:46:23,765 --> 00:46:26,726 May I ask a question? 838 00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:28,311 Ay, caramba. 839 00:46:28,311 --> 00:46:30,522 What kind of a drug addict, 840 00:46:30,522 --> 00:46:35,109 A, brings his own drugs to a crime scene. 841 00:46:35,985 --> 00:46:40,406 And B, scatters them about the floor 842 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:42,825 and leaves them behind! 843 00:46:44,494 --> 00:46:46,287 That's a fair point. That's a fair point. 844 00:46:46,579 --> 00:46:47,622 Hmm. 845 00:46:47,622 --> 00:46:50,416 I know how important those files were to you, boss. 846 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:51,834 We didn't want to let you down. 847 00:46:53,628 --> 00:46:54,754 Gentlemen. 848 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:21,823 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 849 00:47:23,533 --> 00:47:26,035 God! 850 00:47:26,035 --> 00:47:29,956 I'm back. 851 00:47:29,956 --> 00:47:32,292 - We bungled the whole thing. - Howard? 852 00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:33,876 It was a disaster. 853 00:47:34,877 --> 00:47:37,088 This was my last chance, it's-- it's over. 854 00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:40,300 Yes. I'm-- I'm sorry to hear that but-- 855 00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:41,926 Dot, I know you don't like Gordon, 856 00:47:41,926 --> 00:47:44,762 but we blew it. It is over! It... 857 00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:46,097 Maybe it's fate trying to-- 858 00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:48,057 Lisa is dropping out of college. 859 00:47:48,057 --> 00:47:50,143 Christ, I did not drop out! 860 00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:52,061 Lisa? 861 00:47:53,354 --> 00:47:54,856 Surprise. 862 00:47:54,856 --> 00:47:56,274 What are you doing home? 863 00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:57,609 I don't know, I just decided 864 00:47:57,609 --> 00:48:00,153 it wasn't a great way to spend my limited time 865 00:48:00,153 --> 00:48:02,238 on this planet, listening to a bunch 866 00:48:02,238 --> 00:48:04,115 of establishment tools. 867 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:06,200 Well, sounds like dropping out to me. 868 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,161 See! I knew he was going to say that. 869 00:48:08,161 --> 00:48:11,164 - Honey. She's very upset. - Yeah, well, so am I! 870 00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:15,126 Does this mean that I can s-- skip college, too? 871 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:16,210 No. No! 872 00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:19,589 Shut up! - We both had very bad days. 873 00:48:19,589 --> 00:48:23,801 Papa tried to deliver a very big project 874 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:26,929 for President Nixon, which did not go well, 875 00:48:26,929 --> 00:48:31,142 and you had whatever difficulties you had. 876 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:33,311 Take tonight. Get some sleep. 877 00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,647 In the morning, I'll drive you back, pumpkin. 878 00:48:35,647 --> 00:48:37,398 No! First of all, to hell with Nixon! 879 00:48:37,398 --> 00:48:38,566 And I'm not going back there 880 00:48:38,566 --> 00:48:40,360 - you can't make me go back! - Keep your voice down. 881 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,071 Why! Can Nixon hear me? 882 00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:46,949 Try the breathing, sweetie. 883 00:48:48,076 --> 00:48:49,535 Okay. 884 00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:52,205 You've got this under control. You don't need me. 885 00:48:56,959 --> 00:48:58,211 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 886 00:48:58,211 --> 00:49:02,715 You can thank your lucky stars the LAPD blamed it on a junkie. 887 00:49:02,715 --> 00:49:05,051 Goddamn amateur night with those Cubans. 888 00:49:05,051 --> 00:49:07,095 And I am going to tell that to-- to Krogh. 889 00:49:07,095 --> 00:49:10,348 Those Cubans improvised that whole junkie ruse! 890 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:14,143 - They saved our asses! - Oh, hey, Doug. 891 00:49:14,143 --> 00:49:16,187 Would you say this "black op" is indicative 892 00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:18,564 of the professionalism and general competence 893 00:49:18,564 --> 00:49:20,149 of your CIA? 894 00:49:20,149 --> 00:49:22,985 Those men were betrayed by this country 895 00:49:22,985 --> 00:49:26,239 and yet, here they are, putting their asses on the line 896 00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,825 for it again and for zero pay! 897 00:49:28,825 --> 00:49:31,619 Do you know anyone from the FBI 898 00:49:31,619 --> 00:49:34,622 doing this kind of high-risk work for free? 899 00:49:35,289 --> 00:49:36,457 Damn right you don't. 900 00:49:36,457 --> 00:49:39,460 That's loyalty! That's patriotism! 901 00:49:42,171 --> 00:49:46,384 Do not lecture me on patriotism, friend. 902 00:49:47,927 --> 00:49:49,804 You can go right in. - Thank you. 903 00:49:49,804 --> 00:49:53,182 And let the record show, Gordon Liddy shits red, 904 00:49:53,182 --> 00:49:54,809 white, and blue. Hiya, fellas. 905 00:49:54,809 --> 00:49:56,894 John! Uh... 906 00:49:58,312 --> 00:50:00,773 ...uh, Gordon, uh, this is, John Dean. 907 00:50:00,773 --> 00:50:01,899 Have a seat. 908 00:50:14,370 --> 00:50:18,624 S-- so, uh, waiting for Bud? 909 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,335 Oh, no. Bu-- No. No, Bud's out. 910 00:50:24,297 --> 00:50:25,590 Gentlemen, you're fired. 911 00:50:29,510 --> 00:50:31,012 Congratulations, you're hired. 912 00:50:31,012 --> 00:50:33,055 Liddy, you now work for the Committee 913 00:50:33,055 --> 00:50:34,599 to re-elect the President. 914 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:39,145 The President needs men of action and your new mission 915 00:50:39,145 --> 00:50:42,857 is to make sure he wins this election. 916 00:50:42,857 --> 00:50:44,525 Liddy, we'd like you to be the Committee's 917 00:50:44,525 --> 00:50:45,777 new chief counsel. 918 00:50:47,487 --> 00:50:48,488 Oh. 919 00:50:49,822 --> 00:50:50,948 Thank you, John. 920 00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:52,825 I'm honored. 921 00:50:54,827 --> 00:50:58,539 I hope Howard will be available to advise. 922 00:51:01,834 --> 00:51:03,836 I will indeed. 923 00:51:03,836 --> 00:51:06,631 Very nice. You'll report to Jeb Magruder. 924 00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:09,425 He's deputy head over there and keep me briefed. 925 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,637 S... so, I'm clear, Bud-- 926 00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:15,223 The President doesn't think he has the stomach 927 00:51:15,223 --> 00:51:16,808 for bare-knuckle tactics. 928 00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:18,643 Too much little old lady in him. 929 00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:20,311 Yeah. 930 00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,146 But your commitment, your zeal-- 931 00:51:22,146 --> 00:51:24,524 Let's just say, you impressed the right people. 932 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:31,155 So, uh, what are we talking about here? 933 00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:36,828 Espionage, sabotage, uh, infiltration, disinformation, 934 00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:38,579 electronic surveillance, re-- recruiting 935 00:51:38,579 --> 00:51:42,083 and planting moles, your various and sundry dirty tricks. 936 00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:44,418 Same shit they do to us every election. 937 00:51:44,418 --> 00:51:47,964 Work up a proposal and budget and, uh, 938 00:51:47,964 --> 00:51:51,467 dazzle us. Uh, say, John, 939 00:51:52,176 --> 00:51:54,136 when you say budget... 940 00:51:55,805 --> 00:51:58,266 what size ballpark are we playing in here? 941 00:51:59,433 --> 00:52:00,852 How much do you think you'll need? 942 00:52:00,852 --> 00:52:01,894 Oh. I'd... 943 00:52:02,436 --> 00:52:03,896 Hmm. 944 00:52:03,896 --> 00:52:10,319 For the, uh, scope and, uh, scale of what it is you're 945 00:52:11,195 --> 00:52:13,656 envisioning, um, I'd say... 946 00:52:15,157 --> 00:52:17,577 a million dollars? 947 00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:23,541 Sure. Whatever you guys need. 948 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:25,793 ♪ ("THE BEST IS YET TO COME" BY FRANK SINATRA PLAYING) ♪ 949 00:52:25,793 --> 00:52:27,920 Sure. 950 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:33,092 ♪ Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum ♪ 951 00:52:36,846 --> 00:52:38,347 ♪ You came along ♪ 952 00:52:38,347 --> 00:52:41,767 ♪ And everything's Startin' to hum ♪ 953 00:52:45,021 --> 00:52:46,898 - What've we got? - ♪ Still it's a... ♪ 954 00:52:46,898 --> 00:52:48,482 One of our cameras was used in an op 955 00:52:48,482 --> 00:52:50,985 for the White House. They forgot to take the film out 956 00:52:50,985 --> 00:52:52,987 of the camera when they gave it back. 957 00:52:53,988 --> 00:52:55,239 What the fuck is this? 958 00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,493 ♪ The best is yet to come And, babe, won't that be fine? ♪ 959 00:53:02,997 --> 00:53:05,625 ♪ You think you've seen The sun ♪ 960 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:08,878 ♪ But you ain't seen it shine ♪ 961 00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:16,135 ♪ A-wait till the warm-up's Underway ♪ 962 00:53:16,135 --> 00:53:19,138 ♪ Wait till our lips have met ♪ 963 00:53:20,556 --> 00:53:25,102 ♪ And wait till you see That sunshine day ♪ 964 00:53:25,102 --> 00:53:27,939 ♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪ 965 00:53:29,899 --> 00:53:35,321 ♪ The best is yet to come And, babe, won't it be fine? ♪ 966 00:53:39,241 --> 00:53:44,789 ♪ Best is yet to come Come the day you're mine ♪ 967 00:53:46,248 --> 00:53:49,168 ♪ Come the day you're mine ♪ 968 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,547 ♪ I'm gonna teach you to fly ♪ 969 00:53:55,383 --> 00:53:58,177 ♪ We've only tasted the wine ♪ 970 00:53:59,887 --> 00:54:04,183 ♪ We're gonna drain The cup dry ♪ 971 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:09,105 ♪ Wait till your charms Are right ♪ 972 00:54:09,105 --> 00:54:11,983 ♪ For these arms to surround ♪ 973 00:54:15,528 --> 00:54:18,030 ♪ You think You've flown before ♪ 974 00:54:18,030 --> 00:54:21,283 ♪ But, baby You ain't left the ground ♪ 975 00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:29,208 ♪ A-wait till you're locked In my embrace ♪ 976 00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:33,546 ♪ Wait till I draw you near ♪ 977 00:54:33,546 --> 00:54:37,842 ♪ And wait till you see That sunshine place ♪ 978 00:54:37,842 --> 00:54:41,470 ♪ Ain't nothin' like it here ♪ 979 00:54:43,305 --> 00:54:48,185 ♪ The best is yet to come And, babe, won't it be fine? ♪ 980 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:57,445 ♪ The best is yet to come Come the day you're mine ♪ 981 00:54:59,655 --> 00:55:02,908 ♪ Come the day you're mine ♪ 982 00:55:04,410 --> 00:55:07,913 ♪ And you're gonna be mine ♪ 983 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,418 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪