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♪ Classic grilled cheese,
add bacon if you please ♪

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♪ If you want it,
come and get it ♪

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♪ 'Cause we'll eat it
in a breeze! ♪

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♪ Got bread ♪
♪ Times two ♪

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♪ Got cheese ♪
♪ Por vous ♪

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♪ Got that bacon in
the grease that'll make you go ♪

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♪ Oooooh! ♪

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♪ Bacon!
Ba-ba-ba-bacon! ♪

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♪ Ba-ba-ba-bacon!
Ba-ba-ba-bacon! ♪

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- Are you all done, sir?
- Yeah we're done.

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I guess we should head back.

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Not to be rude, but, uh...
Hmm, how do I say this...

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Your hands are really gross,
bro.

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What?

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Well, if you're gonna shove it
down my throat, Fives...

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Sorry.
I'd want someone to tell me.

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I'll just use
one of these moist towelettes,

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and everything will be fine.

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Aaah!
Huh?

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I'm sorry, but these are for
V.I.P. members only.

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V.I.P. member?

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'Scuse me.
V.I.P. coming through.

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Thanks, Rick.

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Here's your complimentary V.I.P.
merchandise.

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Later, normies.

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Whoa.

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And that sweet merch
and moist towelettes

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aren't the only thing you get
from being a V.I.P.

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You get table reservations
in the V.I.P. room...

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Ooh!

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Complimentary tater tots...

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Ahhh!

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50% off anything
in the Cheezers gift shop...

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- Cool! Look at that stuff!
- Is that a Cheezers umbrella?

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But the best perk is,

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if you present
your V.I.P. card,

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you get access to
our exclusive new sandwich,

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the "Pork Picnic"!

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Slow-cooked baked beans,
hearty coleslaw,

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and 3 different types of
barbecued pulled pork...

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Mmm-mmm!

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<i>Now,
that's lip-lickin' good.</i>

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It's available for only
one week, for V.I.P.s only,

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and will never be released
to the public!

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Bros! Huddle.

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I don't want to assume anything,

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but we're totally gonna
become V.I.P.s

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and eat that sandwich, right?

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- Definitely.
- No question.

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So,
how do we become V.I.P.s?

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There are two ways
you can become a V.I.P.

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Be an astronaut, or you've
got to prove you're worthy.

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Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
but are y'all astronauts?

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Well, no.

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That's what I thought.
Normie scum.

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Hey!
Listen lady, we can be V.I.P.s

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just like a lousy astronaut,
okay?

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Man, I'm sick of
these astronauts

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coasting through life, getting
free handouts all the time!

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So, I guess you'll just need to
just get to a computer,

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go online, and fill out the form

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to begin the grueling
application process, scum!

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Dude, what the heck?
Maybe it isn't worth it.

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Mmm!

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Aw, man, it sure tastes good
to be a V.I.P.

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We got to get to a computer!

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Hmm... Hmm, hmm.

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"M" again, "I," "N"...

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Look, Pops! We need the computer
to fill out a form!

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Oh! I won't be long.

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Lets see...
Lost my train of thought.

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Done!

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Thank you, Mitch.

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All done.
The computer is yours.

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Thanks, Pops.

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Okay.

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It took six hours, but
we finally finished the form.

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Okay.

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So, we've got applications for

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Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man,
and Hi Five Ghost.

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All right.

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You boys are officially
V.I.P.s...

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- All right!
- Yeah, we are!

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Pork picnic, here we come!

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As soon as you put all these
fliers on the cars outside

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- under the hot, blisterin' sun.
- What?!

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But I thought the application
was the last thing we had to do!

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Oh, honey, I would never say
something like that.

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I'm not sure if this is a good
return on our investment, guys.

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Well, that's fine,

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if you really don't want
the Pork Picnic sandwich,

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available to V.I.P.s only,

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with our patented
three types of dipping sauce.

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The real chance of a lifetime.

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- Okay, okay, we'll do it!
- We'll do whatever it takes!

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I can practically taste that
hearty coleslaw right now.

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♪ And I've been
takin' care of business ♪

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♪ Every day ♪

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♪ Takin' care of business ♪

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♪ Every way ♪

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♪ I been takin' care
of business ♪

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♪ It's all mine ♪

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♪ Takin' care of business ♪

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♪ And workin' overtime ♪

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♪ Work it out ♪

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♪

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Oh, my stars!

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You boys have done so much work
around here!

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It looks like
a whole new Cheezers!

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Thanks.

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So, how much more stuff do we
have to do to be V.I.P.s?

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Oh, just 65 little ol' things!

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- Ugh! Come on!
- Are you serious?!

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It kind of just feels like we're
doing all your chores for you.

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There's got to be a shortcut
to being V.I.P.

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Shortcut! Shortcut! Shortcut!

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Boys, I know this is hard,

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but you got to
keep your eyes on the prize.

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Now do you or do you not

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want that succulent
Pork Pic-nic sandwich?

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Yes.

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Where are your manners?

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Yes, ma'am.

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There they are!

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Now, there's an overflowing
grease trap that's lardin' up.

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Y'all better get on that.

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And don't forget to lock up!

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Good luck!

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Whoo-hoo!

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I really don't like her.

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This sandwich
better be worth it.

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Oh, but it's totally worth it.

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I heard you.

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You are all
on verge of giving up.

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And why not?

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These chores will go forever.

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What?

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The hostess is
playing you for fools.

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Giving you run around.

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You're normies.

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No reserved table for you.

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No tater tots.

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No limited-edition
sandwiches.

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Not astronaut.

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Human garbage.

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That's a little hurtful.

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She is your enemy.

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If you want to be a V.I.P.,

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there is another way that will
challenge you to your core.

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Or you could just give up.

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We've come this far.

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We're not giving up.

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What do we have to do?

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I cannot say.
I can only show you.

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Will you meet me here
at 2:00 a.m.?

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Good.
Heh, heh, heh...

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Are we sure about this?

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Yeah, this seems like

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some sort of shady astronaut
underbelly of some sort.

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You guys want to become V.I.P.s

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and eat that sandwich,
don't you?

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Ah, good. You came.

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This way.

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♪

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- So, what is it?
- Munster.

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Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!

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So, do we have to eat that,
or...?

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Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!

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Fine, we'll eat it.

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Wait, this isn't even Muenster!
It's cheddar.

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That is munster's food.

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- What's that?!
- Uhh...

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Huh?

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What the heck, man?!

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I thought you were gonna show us
how to be V.I.P.?!

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If you want to be V.I.P.s,
you have to defeat the munster!

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What are you talking about?

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Aah!

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Ohhh!

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"Monster," not Muenster!
I get it now.

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Aaaah!

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Aah!

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Yeaaagh!

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He's at the end of his line!

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Over there!

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Ohhhh!

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Huh? Whoa!

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Eat this! Hwah!

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- Yeah!
- Whoo! America!

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Rigby!

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What's that?

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We found a jetpack in the pile!

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We're gonna use it
to fly out of here!

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You really think that thing's
gonna carry us all?

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I mean, we've got to
try something.

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Everyone get on!

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Whoa!

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Aaaah!

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What're we gonna do?!

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We've got to get it under there.

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Grab that American flag gun.

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You guys, lure it over there!

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On it!

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- Yoo-hoo!
- Over here!

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- You want some of this?
- Come on!

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Hwah!

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Glk!

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Bleh!

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Aaah!

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Okay, aim at the grate!

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Bros!
Mission accomplished!

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Rigby!
Shoot now!

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Choke on democracy!

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- Huh?
- What the...?

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You did it, buddy!

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You did it.

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You are now...

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V.I.P.s!

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What?! Becca?! Oh, my gosh.

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You completed the final task.

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Congratulations!

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You were the astronaut?

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Not just that.

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Aaah!

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I was the monster, too!

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Wha... bu...

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How did you...?

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You see, that's what being
V.I.P.s is all about.

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It's not just about
being an astronaut.

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It's about workin' hard
to earn your place

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among the cream of the crop.

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And you boys are definitely
the cream of the crop.

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- We did it!
- We're V.I.P.!

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All right!

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Its over!
It's finally over!

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- Yeah! You did it, buddy!
- Whoo!

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Mmm-mmm.

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And it was the best day
of our lives.

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That's a really roundabout way

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to tell me
you want to go to Cheezers.