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Alright, final item of the
Galactic Defiance meeting:

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our plan to take out
the Gromflomite Queen.

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-It is not ready for approval!
-What did I just...

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Quiet! We can be a Defiance
without talking over each other!

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Thank you. Corsica?

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As it stands, our
assassination task force

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has yet to provide
a clear plan...

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We provide lots of plans.

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Your committee
keeps killing them.

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Well, it's an
assassination committee.

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What do you want them to do?

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All intelligence indicates
it needs to be a surprise.

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Which is why we need
to plan it carefully.

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Why don't we turn things over
to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?

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Great. It's an
assassination meeting.

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Where the hell is the assassin?

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<i>Beth. Where are you?!</i>

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Assassinating.

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<i>Are you insane? We're still
in a meeting about this.</i>

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We've been meeting
about it for months.

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Is the plan to kill
her with old age?

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There is no plan. We
still have to approve one.

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Do you even look at
your Defiance e-mail?

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Who has the patience for
three-factor authentication?

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<i>Beth!</i>

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The Defiance says hello.

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Or goodbye?

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I mean, I guess the hello
meant goodbye anyway,

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but <i>this</i> guy beat me to it?

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Oh, my God!

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Who are you?! An assassin?

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I mean, I wish.

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Kill her!

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Time to go.

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Oh, shit.

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Hey, good news,
the Queen is dead.

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Bad news, I didn't do it.
Worst news, I need a lift.

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<i>I can't approve an extraction</i>

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<i>from an unapproved
assassination.</i>

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<i>I'll have to call an
emergency meeting.</i>

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I'm going to die.

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Whoa! You beat out Luigi's?!

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{\an8}I'm hammering sushi. What's up?

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{\an8}<i>Well, funny story,</i>

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{\an8}<i>or maybe not that funny.</i>

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{\an8}Are you pitching
a Hulu Original?

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{\an8}I kinda... went rogue and now I'm
trapped on a Gromflomite ship.

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{\an8}Send the coordinates.
I'll pick you up.

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{\an8}<i>Really? Just like that?</i>

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{\an8}Of course just like that.
You're my daughter, probably.

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{\an8}Jiro! Lava cake to go.

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{\an8}The lava cake was
already ordered.

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{\an8}<i>I can see it from here.</i>

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{\an8}You don't have to explain.

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{\an8}You think it'd be easy to scan

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{\an8}the only warm-blooded
thing on the ship.

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{\an8}We tried that once. Lot
of rats in the walls.

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{\an8}Is that why the ship always
has a "B" in the window?

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{\an8}-Hey! Freeze!
-You first.

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{\an8}Walked right into it!

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{\an8}Wow, Beth. You've
been staying busy.

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{\an8}Oh, shit! It's Rick Sanchez!

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{\an8}Hey. My daughter is
just as dangerous.

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{\an8}Wait, so the gun
also shoots a sign?

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{\an8}Yeah, for clarity, so
people know it's quicksand

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{\an8}and not a brown
portal or diarrhea.

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{\an8}But doesn't the sign
tip off the enemy?

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{\an8}No, the other side
says "ordinary sand."

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{\an8}There she is!

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{\an8}What?

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{\an8}See, <i>there's</i> your
classic diarrhea.

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{\an8}Whatever. Can we go now?

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{\an8}Just portal me to HQ.

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{\an8}Actually, could you portal
me, like, a block away?

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{\an8}So they don't know your
dad drove you? Sure.

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{\an8}Okay, all in favor of
Natalie thumbnailing

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{\an8}an emergency rescue budget?

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{\an8}-Whoops.
-You're a prick.

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{\an8}Stop acting embarrassed.
I'm a legend here.

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{\an8}-Oh, hey, BugAnne.
-Hey, Rick.

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{\an8}Yes, it's disappointing

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{\an8}that the legend doesn't
fall far from the tree.

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{\an8}That's a weird way to
thank her and apologize.

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{\an8}-Dad!
-Thank her for what?

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{\an8}A botched assassination?

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{\an8}Whoa. I don't botch shit.

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{\an8}I just turn down sloppy seconds.

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{\an8}Yeah, their mothership wasn't
on red alert for her birthday.

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{\an8}You sure about that?

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{\an8}<i>Red alert for the
Queen's birthday!</i>

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{\an8}<i>That's right, Her
Majesty is 70 days young</i>

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{\an8}<i>but still laying eggs
and banging drones.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You go, girl!</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Yes, Queen.</i>
-What? No.

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{\an8}I saw that bitch's
pillow through her face.

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{\an8}A Sting Trooper did it. Why
didn't they pin it on us?

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{\an8}Translation: You botched.

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{\an8}-You can say that again.
-Always botchin'!

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{\an8}-Nepo baby.
-Excuse me?

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{\an8}Dad, stop helping.

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{\an8}This is the opposite
of a nepo baby.

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{\an8}This is a human with half my DNA

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{\an8}that despises me for the same
reasons you bailed on her.

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{\an8}This organization resents
and discourages talent.

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{\an8}It's why working here
was always beneath me,

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{\an8}and it's why none of you
are worth eating her shit,

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and if you don't start
appreciating her,

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I guarantee you, she'll
be next out the door.

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-It was a good rescue, though.
-You got me fired!

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Only because you blew
your chance to quit!

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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I really hope I <i>am</i> the clone

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because I never
asked to be born.

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I can't handle watching
you host those parasites.

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Clone or not, that's still
my blood in your veins.

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Yeah, I know. I'm
trying to overcome that.

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-Ouch.
-Oh, boo-hoo.

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Whatever. Drop me off in space.

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What are you going to do?

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I'm gonna get to the bottom of
this inside hit on the Queen.

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I know a guy that knows a guy

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that knows some bugs.

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Look, I gotta drop
you off <i>somewhere.</i>

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It might as well be the
filth-encrusted apartment

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of an insect-supremacist
arms dealer.

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Fine.

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I thought you were
dropping me off.

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I gotta make sure it's
the right supremacist.

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They all look alike.

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Hey! No mammals allowed!

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-That's our guy.
-Oh, shit, fuck!

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Oh, hey. I didn't mean
that about mammals.

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You're clearly a good one.

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She is. She's very interested
in insect politics.

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Actually, there's no such thing

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because insects are genetically
inclined for organization...

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So tell us which insect
organized a hit on the Queen.

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I don't know. You guys kinda proved
you're not gonna let me fall...

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Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.

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-Talk.
-You're just gonna...

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Alright! Shit!

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It was Fantabulous!

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The former Royal Doctor!

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Wait. The medical officer?

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That's all I know, I swear!

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Is it, though?

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Oh, God!

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-Dad?
-He said that's all he knew.

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I'm a mammal. I'm disorganized.

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I've heard of that
doctor, though.

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Classic disgraced
eugenicist trope.

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You can get disgraced
for eugenics by insects?

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I suppose he had a gift.

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Did he have an address?

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Hi. Don't be afraid
to surrender.

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Yeah, you can even join
us as an unlikely ally.

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I don't know what that is.

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I can explain.

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-Does your bug culture have ghosts?
-Yes.

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Has it had any hit movies
about busting ghosts

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successful enough to generate
sequels and cartoons?

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-Of course.
-Well, an unlikely ally

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would be like a ghost that
hangs out <i>with</i> the ghostbusters.

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Okay, that is the most offensive
job offer I've ever received.

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More offensive than death?

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Good luck with that.

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Wait, so he's too
cool to be a Slimer,

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but he's asthmatic?

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That's... new.

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A super-soldier formula?

171
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I said "new," not
"creatively trailblazing."

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Jesus Christ.

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I hope killing these
things is leveling us up.

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It's some kind of
souped-up fungus.

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What? Should we
be wearing masks?

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Nah, we're fine.
It's a bug problem.

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These little guys
don't affect mammals.

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Why would they?

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It's a highly evolved symbiote.

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Its goal is galactic domination,

181
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so why would it want to be
hosted by shit-flinging monkeys

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from a planet named after dirt?

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Wow! We're disease bragging now?

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That fungus is no
disease. It's the cure.

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My species has been wasting
away for generations.

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-We're being led by a...
-Yeah.

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Millennials killed
Blockbuster Video.

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Just tell my daughter why
you whacked your own queen.

189
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Her Majesty refused to
distribute my medicine.

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So I had her killed in secret

191
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and replaced with a
robot Queen who will.

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All of Gromflom One will
gather for her birthday,

193
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and all will receive a gift!

194
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That's not how
birthdays work, dipshit.

195
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How about this for a birthday?

196
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Close airlock seven!

197
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You really don't
know me, do you?

198
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,722
And you don't know me.

199
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Or the various sizes of bugs!

200
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Ultromflomites, attack!

201
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Behold the Gromflomites
of the future.

202
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Soon we will reign again!

203
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He's getting away!

204
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And living rent-free
in your head!

205
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So much for my fucking break.

206
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<i>Toro, toro!</i>

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Hole-ay!

208
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,645
What was that "rent-free
in your head" shit?

209
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,314
It's dumb people saying
something meaningless

210
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,690
'cause they've
learned a new phrase.

211
00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,400
It just means you're
thinking about something!

212
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,277
Focus, Dad! The queen
is a spore bomb.

213
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,862
Ooh, you better
call the Defiance.

214
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,530
Why, so they can
form a committee?

215
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,906
You don't want
your old job back?

216
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,575
No, Dad, the Defiance sucks,

217
00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,243
but that doctor keeps
trying to kill me,

218
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,703
he is not getting the "W."

219
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,371
Oh, God. I'm turning
into my father.

220
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,081
That's all you had
to say, partner.

221
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Alright, should be pretty easy.

222
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We get in undetected,
find the spore bomb,

223
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,795
and portal it out
of there. Step one:

224
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:34,049
<i>we blend in as bugs working for
the Department of Transportation.</i>

225
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<i>My guy Cisco will be at
the back door at 7:00 a.m.</i>

226
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,511
<i>-Who's Cisco?
-My inside man. Don't worry.</i>

227
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,555
<i>Okay, but what if
he doesn't show up?</i>

228
00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,724
<i>What's that supposed to mean?
You don't even know Cisco.</i>

229
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,225
<i>Which is very concerning</i>

230
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,019
<i>since this plan seems
very dependent on him.</i>

231
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,563
<i>-So let me finish the plan.
-Fine.</i>

232
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:51,733
<i>Step two: Cisco provides us
with security credentials</i>

233
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,276
<i>for the maintenance tunnels.</i>

234
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,403
<i>And if he doesn't show,
what's our backup plan?</i>

235
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,449
<i>I use Cisco so that I
don't need a backup plan.</i>

236
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,284
<i>-What's that?
-We ordered food, remember?</i>

237
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,328
<i>I've never heard of this
Cisco guy in my life</i>

238
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,748
<i>and all of a sudden he's the
most reliable person ever born.</i>

239
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,250
<i>Maybe I work with more
reliable people than you.</i>

240
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,086
<i>Make sure my fries are there.</i>

241
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,338
<i>Thank you. Oh, wait,
are there fries?</i>

242
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,007
<i>Oh, okay, I see them. Thank you.</i>

243
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,467
<i>-Where were we?
-Step three:</i>

244
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,678
<i>we quickly and quietly patch
into the surveillance grid.</i>

245
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,012
<i>Wait. How'd we get there?</i>

246
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,931
<i>With the credentials
we got from Cisco.</i>

247
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,183
<i>So in other words, if Cisco...</i>

248
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,559
<i>Cisco has never not shown up!</i>

249
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,645
<i>Can I just ask, what
does someone have to do</i>

250
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,356
<i>to achieve the level of trust
you place in this random man?</i>

251
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,608
<i>-I trust plenty of people.
-Name two.</i>

252
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,276
<i>Easy: Birdperson and Cisco.</i>

253
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,028
<i>Cisco's at the same
level as Birdperson?!</i>

254
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,031
<i>-Yeah. He listens to my plans.
-Well, I guess I would, too,</i>

255
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,574
<i>if I was the pivotal
goddamn participant.</i>

256
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,785
<i>That's all this is?
You're jealous of Cisco?</i>

257
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,830
<i>I don't want to rely on him.
If he doesn't show up at 7:00,</i>

258
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,040
<i>we're two humans in bug
costumes banging on a door</i>

259
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,710
<i>until the cops find us, then
we're running and gunning.</i>

260
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,211
<i>We're not going to
be running or gunning</i>

261
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,754
<i>at any point in this plan.</i>

262
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,298
<i>It's gonna be you, me, and
Cisco staying under the radar</i>

263
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,093
<i>and preventing a
coronation catastrophe.</i>

264
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,152
Oh, shit.

265
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,236
-Freeze!
-Don't move!

266
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,572
Hands in the air!

267
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,158
I don't know what
got into Cisco.

268
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,493
This may be unpopular,
but the Queen was a bitch.

269
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,121
I mean, big deal, you
had a billion kids.

270
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,665
Did you find them?

271
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,667
We're kinda hard to miss.

272
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,544
-Stay back or die!
-Yeah! Listen to him.

273
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,045
-Why?!
-She's infected!

274
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,505
Bullshit! She would've turned.

275
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,382
You think I normally
look like this?!

276
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,050
I mean, maybe. I don't know you.

277
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,595
I need your labs, your data,
everything you've got on this thing.

278
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,307
-Stop pointing a gun at me!
-Stop pointing a gun at <i>me!</i>

279
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,521
Can you cover your mouth?

280
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,691
So it's true? You're infected?

281
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,610
It obviously affects
mammals slower,

282
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,862
but, yeah, it's jumped species.

283
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,698
Then perhaps in
<i>you</i> lies the cure.

284
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,451
Was stepping from the shadows
meant to give that more weight?

285
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,828
No, my pen rolled
into the corner.

286
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,372
But even if you do cure it,

287
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,999
our scanners show a big, scary,

288
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,085
dramatic spore hive
growing deep underground.

289
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,713
Real, you know,
final-boss vibes.

290
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,632
They're building an ultra army.

291
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,091
Kinda what I just said,

292
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,928
but looks like we
both need an antidote.

293
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,598
So, tenuous alliance?

294
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,599
Unlikely allies!

295
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,018
We got our Slimer!

296
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,481
Dad? Am I growing a...

297
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,690
horn?

298
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,068
Yeah. Just relax.
I'm working on it.

299
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,738
I can feel them... the hive...

300
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,989
Kinda funny, huh?

301
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,825
I hate working with others...

302
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,827
but now the collective
is calling me...

303
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,913
Maybe send that shit
to voicemail, sweetie.

304
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,499
Cadet, for your service,

305
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,628
the Federation stands
scrung in scrung with you.

306
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,303
Yes!

307
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,558
Thought that would be it.

308
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,727
Don't sweat it. We're long
on bugs and short on ethics.

309
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,106
I mean, if I gotta be fascist...

310
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,293
Shit! What the hell?

311
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,838
Sorry, I brought in my
rotating math projector light.

312
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,883
Put it back in your
decoration bin.

313
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,599
Holy shit! You did it!

314
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,017
The projector helped!

315
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,394
Wait. Does this mean my
family won't get paid?

316
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,271
I told them my death
would pay for college.

317
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,732
Oh, you'll die.

318
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,401
You all die, eventually.

319
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,821
Look, I know it might suck
to be my daughter sometimes,

320
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,991
but there are some
perks to being related.

321
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,785
Dad...

322
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,749
Alright. I'm still human.

323
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,959
I like boobs. I like boob milk.

324
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,711
Oh, no. I like jelly.

325
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,255
I want nutritious jelly!

326
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,924
I want boob milk.

327
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,426
I like boobs.

328
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,136
Turn on the cash!

329
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,097
-What?
-Never mind, I'll do it.

330
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,602
I'm cured, baby!
Cured human Rick!

331
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,231
Oh, shit. Sorry,
Beth. Daddy's coming!

332
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,789
Damn. Small attack squad.

333
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,748
You killed a <i>lot</i> of us.

334
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,917
Well, who else would
be down for this?

335
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,671
I mean, it is "bring your
daughter to work day."

336
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,257
"Bring your daughter
to work day"?

337
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,926
It's <i>my</i> work, Dad.

338
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,220
You were sitting on that
one for the last six hours?

339
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,304
Thank you, Rick.

340
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,099
It is rare to find something
Bird Daughter likes.

341
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,225
Mask up, boys!

342
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,019
These puppies have
triple spore filters.

343
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,604
Should keep us fungus-free.

344
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,314
Time to deliver the payload.

345
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,191
Is the payload a bomb or a cure?

346
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,819
Who cares? It's a payload.

347
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:40,123
I think it's time we remove
Gene from the text thread.

348
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,291
You can't respond. It
only feeds the beast.

349
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:46,295
Speaking of beasts, I see
you are parenting as well.

350
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,672
Oh, she called <i>me.</i>

351
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,507
I'm trying not to blow it.

352
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,051
You and me both.

353
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,888
This way.

354
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,732
She led us into a trap!

355
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,483
What trap?! Didn't
you <i>want</i> to die?

356
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,445
Protect the payload!

357
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,255
Yes! Yes! I'm gonna be dead!

358
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,884
Bug State, here my son comes!

359
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,139
Let's all make an effort to check
on that guy's kid in college.

360
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,558
Bug pact!

361
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,234
Look at that.

362
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,154
I think she is
having a good time.

363
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,449
Don't start celebrating yet.

364
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,923
Let's fucking go!

365
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,801
She gets it from her mother.

366
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,512
Glad you picked up my call, Dad.

367
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,888
Glad you called.

368
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,474
We don't have to
do it all the time.

369
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,443
General! No!

370
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,495
Check out the
scrung on this guy!

371
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,747
Now you've got it!

372
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,669
This fucking guy?

373
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,587
Yes! It's me again!

374
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,965
I warned you I had
different-sized bugs.

375
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,260
That was foreshadowing.
Every hive needs a mind.

376
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:01,389
And in those minds will be
me, paying no rent at all.

377
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,558
I might even <i>charge</i> rent!

378
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,309
Quite a birthday, no?

379
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,395
This guy's brain is cooked.

380
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,314
Attack!

381
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,942
Oh, shit! Moving fast!

382
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,945
Smash!

383
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,114
Beth!

384
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,743
You can cut all the
heads off you like!

385
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,454
You'll never be rid of me!

386
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,627
What! No! Stop
laughing, you idiot!

387
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,256
Oh, shit! Put me back on
top! Put me back on top!

388
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,009
God! Not like that!

389
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,731
No! Who said you could
bring a payload in here?!

390
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,940
Move, move, move!

391
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,943
No one gets to say the phrase
"rent-free" after I die.

392
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,236
It dies with me.

393
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,781
I did everything you
could do with it!

394
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,410
Rent-free! Rent-free!

395
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,126
So, can I kill these
guys? Is the truce over?

396
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,920
I don't know. Is it?

397
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,672
Perhaps we Gromflomites
can change...

398
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,383
without having to transform
into giant monsters.

399
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,761
I'm sure the Defiance would
be interested in that.

400
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,846
Get a room.

401
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,265
I had fun.

402
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,896
Today I am proud to honor
heroes from both sides

403
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,858
on what will forever mark
the dawn of a new age.

404
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,818
Not that we're gonna be
doing this every week.

405
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,904
I mean, hopefully
never again actually.

406
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,530
Congratulations.

407
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,617
The Defiance owes you
two a debt of gratitude.

408
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,578
Rick, pretty cool to see you
working with your daughter.

409
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,248
Pretty... hot.

410
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,416
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

411
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,210
Please don't fuck my co-workers.

412
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,963
Hey, you called me.

413
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,205
Oh, shit, shit, shit!

414
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,539
Oh, shit!

415
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,499
Cisco, what's wrong, baby?

416
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,835
Remember the space guy
who paid me all that money

417
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,503
-to do that thing?!
-Yeah.

418
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,297
Well, I missed
the goddamn thing!

419
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,424
Did the space guy know
you had a drug problem?

420
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,843
Well, I didn't before
I met <i>you,</i> Sandy!

421
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,219
Hey!

422
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,471
Sorry. I shouldn't blame you.

423
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,056
It's okay.

424
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,350
More drugs?

425
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,394
Yes, please.

426
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,690
<i>Did you get any of that?</i>


