1 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:06,450 In previous episodes I'm dying of laughter... 2 00:00:06,550 --> 00:00:08,290 - I'm getting married. - I have always loved 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,380 men who know how to make you laugh. 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,100 - Did you love her very much? - Schlosser agreed 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,304 for you to release pilot episode. 6 00:00:15,328 --> 00:00:16,976 I was nearby and decided to stop by 7 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:19,586 and meet your son, oh which you never said. 8 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:22,093 I tried to talk to Eddie. I need to apologize. 9 00:00:22,118 --> 00:00:24,046 - You need to leave. - I have a son. 10 00:00:24,071 --> 00:00:27,234 What kind of person is capable abandon your child? 11 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,675 I blew the audition because of you. 12 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,773 I don't know when I'll stop doing this. 13 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,678 Who do you think I'm with? lost your virginity? 14 00:00:33,703 --> 00:00:35,040 With a comedian, at 15 years old. 15 00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:36,505 Just tell me his name. 16 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,410 Roy. 17 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:40,530 I don't want this anymore. 18 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:41,970 I don't want to be Roy Martin. 19 00:00:41,995 --> 00:00:43,935 Have you seen a man here? so tall? 20 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,110 Crap. Roy! 21 00:00:53,469 --> 00:00:57,638 "I'm dying laughing" Translated by "ONVIX Team" 22 00:01:31,195 --> 00:01:32,935 Have you contacted his daughter? 23 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,225 She left from college skiing. 24 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:37,250 Doesn't know anything about his father. 25 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,170 Are you okay? 26 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:49,000 Yes. Sorry. 27 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,930 - I came. - A? 28 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:57,610 Give me back my car keys. 29 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,540 He's just embarrassed. 30 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:11,760 He's licking his wounds somewhere now. 31 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:16,490 Yeah. 32 00:02:17,046 --> 00:02:19,750 Boom, welcome to the show 33 00:02:19,850 --> 00:02:21,910 Kenny's morning show. 34 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,440 My guest is comedian Nick Beverly, 35 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,537 who doesn't like to get up early. 36 00:02:26,562 --> 00:02:28,015 You will confirm what is this, Nicky? 37 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,360 -Can I have some more coffee? - Of course, you can. 38 00:02:30,385 --> 00:02:32,895 What about sugar? to wake up? 39 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,446 Which do you like more, 1 or 2 pieces? 40 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:37,130 - No sugar. - No sugar, no sugar 41 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:39,610 for our comedian Nick Beverly who looks 42 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:41,370 as if someone had chewed it, 43 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:43,490 and then spat it out and decided to move on. 44 00:02:43,515 --> 00:02:46,148 Kenny, I've known you for a long time. 45 00:02:46,173 --> 00:02:47,906 - Yeah. - I understand what you need 46 00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:49,825 attract people. 47 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,693 But I'll ask you to be be a little quieter, okay? 48 00:02:52,718 --> 00:02:53,968 Once you open your mouth 49 00:02:53,993 --> 00:02:56,220 and it’s like a team in the room Mexican fans. 50 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:59,145 Forgive me generously, Nick, 51 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,550 but the answer is no, I can’t, 52 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:03,000 because it's Kenny's morning show. 53 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:06,960 Not Kenny's funeral show. 54 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:10,930 Nicky, let's discuss your failures, shall we? 55 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:12,592 I heard here that you are the last 56 00:03:12,617 --> 00:03:14,010 you spend time with friends. 57 00:03:14,035 --> 00:03:16,375 What is it like at your age? 58 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:19,264 You know, Kenny, I'm nowhere right now I don’t really stop. 59 00:03:19,289 --> 00:03:20,930 I was thinking of getting closer to nature. 60 00:03:20,955 --> 00:03:23,775 I sleep in parks, on buses stations and all that. 61 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,700 I stick with it, so to speak. through the eyes of Henry David Thoreau. 62 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,928 Well I don't know I really liked the idea 63 00:03:29,953 --> 00:03:33,230 try to survive in tense environment. 64 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:38,260 Historical changes natural wilting. 65 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,035 But it may be hard to understand, 66 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:42,880 but I'm nobody in this does not support. 67 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:46,920 Well now... 68 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:49,730 - You. - What? 69 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,650 And the next section awaits us, so no 70 00:03:52,675 --> 00:03:56,515 switch and listen about the situation on the roads. 71 00:03:58,430 --> 00:04:01,140 Thoreau, hmm, what do you think? what are we doing here? 72 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,700 Maybe you can shake things up after all? 73 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,700 - Well, I don’t know. - Fucking God, 74 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,500 Niki. 75 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,451 This show gets people in the mood on a working day. 76 00:04:08,476 --> 00:04:09,825 But he doesn’t call to lie in a coffin. 77 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,639 It never occurred to you 78 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:13,878 what people want start the day calmly? 79 00:04:13,996 --> 00:04:16,096 And they don't want to start it with you, 80 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:18,570 for some stoned guy the rooster crowed in their ear. 81 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:24,480 Maybe someone can tell me where where are the funny comedians? 82 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:26,880 Tell me where to find it 83 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:30,093 funny comedians? 84 00:04:34,138 --> 00:04:36,218 No. 85 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,695 - Excellent. - Yes? 86 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,050 Well, I don't know, she seems to me... 87 00:04:40,075 --> 00:04:41,535 - Sad? - Yes. 88 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,540 Pathetic? The epitome of stupidity? 89 00:04:44,647 --> 00:04:47,837 Despair? Narcissism? 90 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:50,002 - May be. - This one is great. 91 00:04:51,765 --> 00:04:53,385 No, here she is. 92 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:55,570 She embodies the whole evening. 93 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:58,000 Don't worry, buddy. 94 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:01,520 Fake. Roy gave me a fake Rolex. 95 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:03,040 - What? - Can't be. 96 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:05,400 That would mean Roy is an asshole. 97 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,930 I tried to pass them. They said that they cost 40 dollars. 98 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:10,138 Can you believe it? 40 bucks. 99 00:05:10,163 --> 00:05:11,545 I don't think there's anyone here for you 100 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:13,000 will now provide support. 101 00:05:13,025 --> 00:05:15,343 Certainly. Blame it on the iceberg 102 00:05:15,368 --> 00:05:17,248 because this ship marriage was unsinkable. 103 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,080 Let me guess, you can't find him? 104 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,540 No, and only thanks I made money for him. 105 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,609 And he clearly didn’t earn much. 106 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:26,226 Looks like I'll just go back to my shifts 107 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,950 in that Polish cafe. 108 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:30,030 Do you need money? I'll give them to you. 109 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,046 No thanks, that's what I do I already live here for free. 110 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,401 Come on, I'll just help, 111 00:05:34,426 --> 00:05:36,560 until you get back on your feet. There is nothing special about this. 112 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:38,275 I have to agree with Ron on this. 113 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,440 I'm not saying it's bad go back to the past 114 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,880 but a Polish cafe? 115 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,360 This is just fucked up. 116 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:47,850 This is temporary, okay? I just... 117 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:50,130 I want to get out myself. 118 00:05:50,155 --> 00:05:51,935 Why? 119 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,180 I mean why? 120 00:05:53,205 --> 00:05:54,940 Of course I understand 121 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:56,796 that you're kind of proud and all that, 122 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,540 but what's so big about a small one? financial assistance? 123 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,435 Besides, I want it to smell 124 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:03,535 as if the Poles started doing laundry. 125 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,870 Ron, why don't you can't focus 126 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:09,110 to forget about what did it lead to 127 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,475 your stupidity and let me do the work myself? 128 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,480 My boss is such a beast. 129 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,160 His work disgusts me. 130 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,230 I have to every morning make him tea. 131 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:20,875 And he never thanked me. 132 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,960 - Does he like tea? - Yes. 133 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:25,330 Cameron, does he have a stash of tea? 134 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:27,775 Earl Gray from abroad. At the bank. 135 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,160 Listen carefully, Cameron, 136 00:06:29,185 --> 00:06:30,925 because I want for you to do this. 137 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:34,500 Tomorrow morning I'll ask come early for you 138 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,540 take out one tea bag, 139 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,200 roll it up tighter 140 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,140 and stick it under your balls. 141 00:06:40,165 --> 00:06:41,967 And leave it there for a while, 142 00:06:41,992 --> 00:06:43,870 for about 15 minutes, my friend. 143 00:06:43,895 --> 00:06:45,717 Take a walk, do some squats. 144 00:06:45,742 --> 00:06:48,710 Anything to get you sweaty and soaked 145 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,419 tea with its smell. 146 00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:52,828 And then put it in a cup, add a little boiling water 147 00:06:52,853 --> 00:06:55,160 and then smile and take the tea to his table. 148 00:06:55,185 --> 00:06:57,590 Is this an old family recipe, Nicky? 149 00:06:57,615 --> 00:06:59,755 Thank you very much, listener. People, 150 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:01,650 stay tuned and listen 151 00:07:01,675 --> 00:07:03,575 Matt Ravelich's sports column. 152 00:07:03,609 --> 00:07:06,349 Rubric Jock Talk. 153 00:07:09,335 --> 00:07:12,845 - Nicky, great show. - Cool. 154 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,170 The start wasn't great 155 00:07:14,195 --> 00:07:15,695 but people seem to like it 156 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,437 your anger and irritation. 157 00:07:17,462 --> 00:07:19,420 I myself wanted connect the battery 158 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,150 to your balls every time, when you started talking... 159 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,859 But people don't lie. 160 00:07:23,884 --> 00:07:25,506 Yeah, someone here promised me cookies. 161 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:28,270 - Will they? - Hey. Bring the cookies. 162 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:30,580 Bring this person cookies. 163 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:35,160 Nick, do you like this job? 164 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:38,195 Well, I don't know. Yes, probably. 165 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:40,080 Don't you want to replace me for a couple of days? 166 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,789 Listen. 167 00:07:41,814 --> 00:07:43,320 My wife will just kill me 168 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,890 if I don't take a couple of days off 169 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:47,234 and I want to go with her in San Francisco. 170 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,429 And we'll have some fun there. 171 00:07:49,476 --> 00:07:50,660 Like this. 172 00:07:50,685 --> 00:07:52,130 Nick, you'll love working here. 173 00:07:52,155 --> 00:07:53,695 You can bring any guests. 174 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,780 And these freaks behind the glass will do anything 175 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,980 and this guy 176 00:07:57,005 --> 00:07:59,005 He’ll even write jokes for you. 177 00:08:00,554 --> 00:08:01,890 - How much will you pay? - Will you pay? 178 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,455 Am I wandering here? on friends' sofas? 179 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,800 They'll take care of you here, Nick. 180 00:08:07,164 --> 00:08:09,354 I don't know, do you really think that I'm so good? 181 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:10,515 Of course not. 182 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,920 But you won't fail the show 183 00:08:12,945 --> 00:08:14,520 but you're not that gorgeous either 184 00:08:14,545 --> 00:08:16,285 so everyone will be happy when I return. 185 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:17,645 - Fine. - Niki. 186 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:19,340 Great, baby. 187 00:08:22,999 --> 00:08:26,297 I like the beard. Courageously. 188 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:27,953 Thank you. 189 00:08:27,978 --> 00:08:31,220 But I liked old Eddie better. Looks less like a gay man. 190 00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:36,820 Got you. I will be very grateful... 191 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,270 - And one more thing. - Fine. 192 00:08:38,295 --> 00:08:40,675 Your shoes are terrible. Buy new ones. 193 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,790 You see... 194 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,470 I just swore to myself 195 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:46,810 that I can work in these shoes waiter for the last time. 196 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:49,320 We have a restaurant here not a diner. 197 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:53,360 And Eddie, I'm sorry. No more jokes here. 198 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,720 Only singer performances. 199 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:58,170 Well, I don't think there's anyone here 200 00:08:58,195 --> 00:08:59,775 joked well, Grachya. 201 00:09:01,484 --> 00:09:03,370 Just an FYI to your black man 202 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:05,050 the show needs a white redhead. 203 00:09:05,075 --> 00:09:07,612 No, man you will blind people with your appearance. 204 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:10,740 Who do we have here, my friends and Bill. 205 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,220 Hello Nicholas. 206 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,620 William. 207 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,220 Heard your show at Kenny's today. 208 00:09:15,245 --> 00:09:19,035 - Yes? - And you were just terrible. 209 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,070 Man, no one wants to start 210 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:22,470 day with hatred. 211 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:24,750 Usually they hate her masturbating. 212 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:26,755 - Well, I don’t know, I liked it. - Okay for you. 213 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:28,190 You only liked it because 214 00:09:28,215 --> 00:09:29,875 that you slept with him. 215 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:32,280 If you judged objectively, I would say it honestly. 216 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:33,760 He raped people's ears. 217 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,810 Congratulations, Don. 218 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,650 You will be the first guest on my show. 219 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,210 - Just take a look. - Wait a minute. 220 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:40,770 - Do you have your own show? - Yeah. 221 00:09:40,877 --> 00:09:43,146 Kenny's Morning Show. I'll just call him 222 00:09:43,171 --> 00:09:45,609 "Nicky, why the hell did I get up so early?" 223 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,975 - Wow. - He went to rest 224 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,328 for a week and asked for a replacement... I even begged. 225 00:09:52,353 --> 00:09:55,265 He will be leaving for a week to snorting cocaine somewhere? 226 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,985 - And it was painful. - We'll meet tomorrow at 8 am. 227 00:09:58,010 --> 00:09:59,590 Boys, I'm sorry I didn't take you, 228 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,610 but consolation prizes will be good. 229 00:10:02,445 --> 00:10:05,235 Thank you, I love gifts. 230 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:08,000 It's so quiet here that you can hear him using it. 231 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,800 I heard your speech. 232 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,880 - Yes? - Yeah. 233 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:14,170 And do you want to express your opinion? 234 00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:16,390 Your enthusiasm is contagious. 235 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:21,850 It would be nice if people got drinks 236 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:24,780 before they got up and left. 237 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:29,020 Thank you. What are you going to do? 238 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,900 - I was going to leave. - That's what I thought. 239 00:10:34,618 --> 00:10:36,798 - Seriously? - What? 240 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,171 It wasn't him. 241 00:10:38,196 --> 00:10:39,979 You do this with every comedian will you enroll? 242 00:10:40,004 --> 00:10:41,710 I wouldn't have to tell me who he is. 243 00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:43,995 It was a long time ago. I don't care. 244 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,440 Just forget about it. 245 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,360 I would have stood up for you then 246 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,960 and now I’m ready to intercede. 247 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:05,300 Eddie. I have something for you. 248 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,900 I'm not hungry. 249 00:11:06,925 --> 00:11:08,925 I'm not talking about food now. 250 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,590 Scott Voytovich? Who else is this? 251 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:23,750 Agent from CMA. From television, works as writers. 252 00:11:23,775 --> 00:11:26,000 Said the Newhart show recruits a team. 253 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,000 I said you were working by Roy Martin 254 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,760 and he became interested. 255 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:33,090 You can be stunned. Thank you. 256 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,690 My pleasure. 257 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:38,170 It's kind of annoying, Eddie. 258 00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:40,765 - Understand? - Thank you. 259 00:11:43,562 --> 00:11:45,180 Eddie. 260 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,340 Work and potatoes too? 261 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,820 Thank you. 262 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,750 No... don't. Just... 263 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:55,590 In general, this is a quiz with sketches, 264 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:57,630 where the whites are trying to convince us, 265 00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:59,550 that they suffered no less than blacks. 266 00:11:59,657 --> 00:12:02,167 And it's called "Do you think it was bad for you?" 267 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:05,164 Yes, I will be the host. Jimmy Jam Johnson. 268 00:12:05,189 --> 00:12:06,980 Sounds great. Have you already written the script? 269 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,160 8 pages. Just sketches for now 270 00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:11,015 but already something. 271 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,690 I'll go. There are things to do. 272 00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:17,130 Date? 273 00:12:17,155 --> 00:12:18,796 Not everything in life revolves around dating. 274 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,291 The girl may have other things to do. 275 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,500 I need to write a sketch about this. 276 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,300 - Hello. - Hello. 277 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,940 Why didn't you come? 278 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,910 I don't know, I'm just not sure... 279 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:32,462 that I'm still welcome. 280 00:12:32,570 --> 00:12:35,750 Cassie, they're still your friends. 281 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,222 And you're just yourself made me a hermit. 282 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:40,480 You are punishing yourself. 283 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:45,140 - Very similar to the truth. - Just give yourself a break. 284 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,690 Don't you want to go somewhere 285 00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:51,085 and have a drink? 286 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:53,290 I can't. Plans. 287 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,355 - Another time. - Fine. 288 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,380 - Everything is fine? - Yes, we're fine. 289 00:13:02,405 --> 00:13:05,385 I asked if everything is okay with you? 290 00:13:05,427 --> 00:13:08,105 Um... 291 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,250 It seems so. 292 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:14,790 Yes, yes, yes, yes, you're fine. 293 00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,424 Everything is fine. 294 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,720 In order. 295 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:22,640 How about we change the plot? The Exorcist, but with a black girl? 296 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,240 - Crap. - What's happened? 297 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:25,980 I have to go. We need to go to Gloria. 298 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,890 She's working today see you tomorrow. 299 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:31,490 - We start early tomorrow. - Yeah. 300 00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:33,495 Filming is coming soon. 301 00:13:56,615 --> 00:13:59,115 And you dance great, brother. 302 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,760 There is such a thing. 303 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,560 You came into the flower shop for me. 304 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,820 To be honest, at the gas station. 305 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:08,410 There was money for cigarettes or flowers. 306 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:09,890 Are you ready to go? 307 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:12,410 Actually, I have news. 308 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,090 - What's the matter? - Maurice's Girl 309 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:17,060 pregnant and this... 310 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,906 means that I will soon become a grandmother. 311 00:14:19,953 --> 00:14:22,980 - Congratulations, baby. - This is great news. 312 00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:24,420 Why are we still here? 313 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,656 Let's go celebrate. 314 00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:27,110 Listen. Not today. 315 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:28,950 They are waiting for me at home. 316 00:14:28,975 --> 00:14:31,130 And they will temporarily move in with me. 317 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,510 So there's a lot to discuss. 318 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,280 Sorry I didn't call earlier 319 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,960 I just found out myself. 320 00:14:35,985 --> 00:14:38,040 Can we reschedule the meeting? 321 00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:40,120 I understand everything. 322 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:42,440 Can we meet tomorrow? 323 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,330 Let's see. 324 00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:46,280 Sorry I had to just go here. 325 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:49,090 It's always with you worth it, Gloria. 326 00:14:49,652 --> 00:14:51,512 Come here. 327 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,840 I'll call tomorrow. Rest. 328 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,040 You'll need strength, grandma. 329 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,080 Everyone here is so happy. 330 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,310 Yes this is the only place in LA, where you are welcome, 331 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:18,480 if you are black and gay. 332 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,010 And you clearly stand out here. 333 00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:27,455 Because of the way I'm dressed? 334 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,780 If someone invites me I can dance, right? 335 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,540 Can you dance? 336 00:15:36,647 --> 00:15:39,027 You'll see. 337 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,430 OK. And one more thing. 338 00:15:42,522 --> 00:15:43,862 - Do you see the lamp? - Yes. 339 00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:45,625 If it catches fire, that means there will be a raid. 340 00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:47,281 Grab the first guy and start dancing. 341 00:15:47,306 --> 00:15:49,568 If a guy grabs you, pretend he's your boyfriend. 342 00:15:49,593 --> 00:15:50,804 And does it work? 343 00:15:50,829 --> 00:15:52,209 It's like a game of chairs with music. 344 00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,484 If you don't have time to take a seat, 345 00:15:53,509 --> 00:15:54,849 then they will hit you in the neck with a baton. 346 00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:57,334 - But I don’t want that. - That's for sure. 347 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,570 Cassie, this is my friend. Elvaira. 348 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,490 - Elvira, Cassie. - Hi, I'm Cassie. 349 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:03,850 Nice to meet you. 350 00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,770 Me too. 351 00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:08,570 Cass, find us a table. I'll bring you a drink. 352 00:16:08,595 --> 00:16:10,385 - Fine. - Yeah. 353 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,180 How do you know her? 354 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,380 She's a comedian from my club. 355 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,140 She's straight. 356 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,550 - Straight? - Yeah. 357 00:16:21,575 --> 00:16:23,355 Then why did you bring her here? 358 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:25,929 She's having a hard time and she needs to unwind. 359 00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:28,070 And you are our dyke with a kind heart. 360 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:31,365 What's happened? Are you jealous or what? 361 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:33,520 No. 362 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,280 I was hoping that you have something with her. 363 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,720 Otherwise you're just embarrassed 364 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,325 introduce me as your girlfriend. 365 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,000 You're going to put so much pressure on me 366 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,970 I will introduce you as my mother. 367 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:47,290 This is a joke. 368 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,203 My God. 369 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:43,110 I guess I should say that I'm not a lesbian. 370 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,270 Yeah, no one here is a lesbian. 371 00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:49,560 No, really, sorry. I'm not a lesbian. 372 00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:52,285 Then what the hell are you doing here? 373 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,240 I'm guessing you've heard of Roy. 374 00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:11,215 I heard that he was missing. 375 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,860 And his performances starts here tomorrow. 376 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,895 At least they should have. 377 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,870 And I thought what do you want to replace it with? 378 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,280 I? Not Adam? 379 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,400 Yes, you. 380 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,720 How much will I receive? 381 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,760 How much is usually for performances? 382 00:18:32,785 --> 00:18:35,010 - Roy gets more. - Roy performed in Vegas. 383 00:18:35,102 --> 00:18:37,202 He deserved it. You performed at Carson's. 384 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:38,590 And this is also a merit, 385 00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:40,398 but you still don’t deserve much. 386 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,330 It's not fair and you know it. 387 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,060 With real injustice You haven't encountered it yet, Billy. 388 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,180 None of the comedians. 389 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:51,385 You're angry instead to be grateful. 390 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,250 You want it what wasn't offered to you 391 00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:56,585 and you take it that didn't belong to you. 392 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,030 So don't tell me about injustice. 393 00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:13,115 And at the end of the speech he says: "I would like to introduce you 394 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,515 Mr. Eddie Seidel." 395 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,490 And I go on stage for the second time 396 00:19:17,515 --> 00:19:18,835 and he does this to me again. 397 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,330 - He's a goat. - It’s not for you to tell me about this. 398 00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:24,345 No, no, no, no. I won't drink more than 4. 399 00:19:25,987 --> 00:19:27,687 Do you still write for Roy? 400 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:32,437 Well, yes, when he needs it. 401 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,830 By order. 402 00:19:34,855 --> 00:19:36,466 Well... 403 00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:38,311 what will happen next? 404 00:19:38,336 --> 00:19:40,110 We'll take your jokes to read. 405 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,773 - Fine. - And I'll call Fred Davis. 406 00:19:41,798 --> 00:19:44,436 He's in charge of Newhackt and we will tell him that we liked you. 407 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,400 That you are exactly what he is looking for. 408 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,440 Direct path to a parking spot at M&M. 409 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:52,170 I would like someone to buy me a car first. 410 00:19:54,699 --> 00:19:57,264 I'm coming home and my albums are scattered 411 00:19:57,289 --> 00:20:00,090 almost everywhere and there are huge scratches on them, 412 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:02,820 which were left on them. Who does this? 413 00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,625 Crazy, right? 414 00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,060 You know, if you think about it, 415 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,380 crazy is not the word 416 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,020 more like prudence. 417 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,150 You slept with her sister. 418 00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:14,243 - Yes. - And you call here 419 00:20:14,268 --> 00:20:16,382 and complain that your albums are Deep Purple 420 00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:17,987 got a couple of scratches? 421 00:20:18,012 --> 00:20:19,631 You're lucky you're not my boyfriend. 422 00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:21,315 I definitely wouldn't scratch albums. 423 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,435 Your belongings I wish I had fun in my car 424 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,875 like furry cubes. 425 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,000 Yeah, it's an air freshener. It wouldn't turn out very well. 426 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,890 - Hang up. - Sorry, you heard the lady. 427 00:20:30,951 --> 00:20:32,639 Bye-bye, Doug from Santa Monica. 428 00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:35,290 - Bye bye. - Wow. 429 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:36,570 - Wow. - In terms of? 430 00:20:36,595 --> 00:20:38,078 - He doesn't love her. - No. 431 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,576 Sleep with your girlfriend's sister 432 00:20:39,601 --> 00:20:40,789 this is not love. 433 00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:42,820 And there is no need to repeat that in love 434 00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:45,380 does not include fucking with sister girls, this is already clear. 435 00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:47,185 It's not for comedians to talk about this. 436 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:49,030 They have not yet written a book in which 437 00:20:49,055 --> 00:20:50,515 would explain what love is. 438 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,020 It's not easy to tell people what it is 439 00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:53,745 love, if you don’t know. 440 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:56,171 But it’s worth adding to it genitals 441 00:20:56,196 --> 00:20:57,590 and in general everything becomes complicated. 442 00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:58,880 Exactly. 443 00:20:58,905 --> 00:21:01,265 So, let's answer for one more call. 444 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:04,447 listener, you're on Nicki's morning show 445 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:07,960 and... our dear Don. What can you tell me? 446 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,730 I'm Elvaira, I live in the southern part. 447 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,575 Hello Elvaira from the south side. 448 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,040 I learned what to want 449 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,685 be yourself to get love. 450 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:16,554 Looks like someone found it out from my own experience. 451 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,090 Yes, I'm talking about my girlfriend. 452 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,162 Girls. I had a couple. 453 00:21:21,187 --> 00:21:22,695 What has she done? 454 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,620 She's a lesbian, 100 percent 455 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,980 but she behaves with me as if it were temporary. 456 00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:28,568 She apparently didn't admit it. 457 00:21:28,593 --> 00:21:30,023 Almost admitted it. 458 00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:32,150 She brought the girl home from work to the gay club 459 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,910 and introduced me as her friend. 460 00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:36,030 - Auch. - Wait. 461 00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,800 Maybe she needs time. 462 00:21:37,825 --> 00:21:39,568 This kind of pressure can only 463 00:21:39,593 --> 00:21:40,835 push her away. 464 00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:42,639 She might be trying to run away from it 465 00:21:42,664 --> 00:21:44,080 but she will not run away from herself. 466 00:21:44,105 --> 00:21:46,405 And you're going to accept Is this decision for her? 467 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,130 Maybe you can try to support her? 468 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,000 Maybe your schedules with her do not converge. 469 00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,485 And how much longer will I have to wait? 470 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,210 My support is enough... 471 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:57,260 Sorry, Elvaira, it seems we have lost contact with you. 472 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,020 After the break 473 00:21:59,045 --> 00:22:01,187 They will tell you about traffic jams and the weather. 474 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,100 Hmmm. 475 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,135 And she pissed you off. 476 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,990 I'm hungry. 477 00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:12,755 You know what I'm like when you're hungry. 478 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:21,520 - Gloria. - Hello. 479 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,480 I'm alone in the house. 480 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,250 What time will you arrive? 481 00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:28,255 Adam, I didn't say exactly that I will come. 482 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,968 Come on, Gloria. Skip work for me. 483 00:22:32,136 --> 00:22:33,996 Wait, are you missing work? 484 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,771 I? No, no, no. 485 00:22:35,796 --> 00:22:37,289 I was just speaking figuratively. 486 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,495 Don't waste this chance. Understood? 487 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,023 Listen, Gloria, I'm not wasting anything. 488 00:22:43,048 --> 00:22:44,528 Ralph and I work day and night. 489 00:22:44,553 --> 00:22:47,234 I just thought that It's worth getting some rest. 490 00:22:47,259 --> 00:22:49,865 You know, to get inspired. 491 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:52,812 Relax, you know? 492 00:22:52,837 --> 00:22:55,146 And since you are also very much have you been working lately? 493 00:22:55,171 --> 00:22:58,440 I thought we could Would you like to relax together? 494 00:22:58,540 --> 00:22:59,960 Gloria, listen. 495 00:22:59,985 --> 00:23:01,781 I understand that you will soon become a grandmother, 496 00:23:01,806 --> 00:23:04,703 but that doesn't mean that this is how you should behave. 497 00:23:04,728 --> 00:23:06,781 You're crossing all boundaries do you know about this? 498 00:23:06,806 --> 00:23:09,093 Just come and have fun with me. 499 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,460 Okay, okay. 500 00:23:16,485 --> 00:23:18,523 OK. Fine. 501 00:23:24,211 --> 00:23:26,191 Please go away. 502 00:23:26,216 --> 00:23:28,242 - If you pay, I'll leave. - I'm serious. 503 00:23:28,267 --> 00:23:31,727 Gloria will soon come to us too need to be alone. 504 00:23:31,752 --> 00:23:35,082 You're cool but you will only hinder us. 505 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,560 What... what the hell are you doing? 506 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:41,240 I like to dive naked in the morning. 507 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:43,320 Cover your Mexican pod. 508 00:23:43,345 --> 00:23:45,206 Edrag, you have 30 minutes, and then get out of here 509 00:23:45,230 --> 00:23:46,510 somewhere, okay? 510 00:23:46,535 --> 00:23:48,476 - Get in. - I'm serious. 511 00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:50,125 What are you, a naked man? never seen it? 512 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:51,860 God. 513 00:23:51,885 --> 00:23:53,815 He'll come late but I talked to him 514 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,580 and he will absolutely definitely come. 515 00:23:55,605 --> 00:23:58,825 I won't keep him long if Carson allows it. 516 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:01,090 Just let there be a lot drinks and applause 517 00:24:01,115 --> 00:24:02,945 and he will definitely gather people here. 518 00:24:02,970 --> 00:24:04,710 Thanks Mitch. 519 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:09,990 I have a meeting with Johnny at 12. 520 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,025 Yeah. 521 00:24:13,747 --> 00:24:17,531 I came here to lift everyone's spirits. 522 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:20,480 Thank you very much, Mitch. And listen. 523 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,560 Today Ali and the team will come here. 524 00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:24,610 Why don't you come in? They're fun to be around. 525 00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:26,914 Muhammad Ali, I won't argue. 526 00:24:28,985 --> 00:24:30,995 - Hello. - Hello, Mitch. 527 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,030 What? 528 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,190 - I know it wasn't Bill. - What if it was him? 529 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,171 - Or Edgar? - Manny? 530 00:24:45,196 --> 00:24:48,679 Ralph, Gabe or Al. 531 00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,920 What will you do to them? Will you ruin your career? 532 00:24:50,945 --> 00:24:52,995 They are already afraid of your shadow alone. 533 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,480 What's wrong with this? 534 00:24:54,505 --> 00:24:56,358 I won't ruin anyone's career. 535 00:24:56,383 --> 00:24:58,984 I'm your mother and I have to know what happened. 536 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:00,650 Fine. 537 00:25:00,675 --> 00:25:02,915 I'll give you a hint. 538 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,976 Mitch? 539 00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:12,060 Bullshit. 540 00:25:12,085 --> 00:25:15,046 Mitch is my friend and he is even older than your father. 541 00:25:15,071 --> 00:25:17,523 Even Mitch's wife won't sleep with him. 542 00:25:17,548 --> 00:25:19,146 You wouldn't admit it that you believed me 543 00:25:19,170 --> 00:25:20,170 even if I believed it. 544 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,492 In terms of? 545 00:25:25,517 --> 00:25:29,120 You wouldn't risk it Carson's man. 546 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,800 I don't believe you. 547 00:25:31,825 --> 00:25:35,240 I have to admit that it was It would be inconvenient, believe me. 548 00:25:35,265 --> 00:25:38,435 Because it was from you much use in the past? 549 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:42,130 My 15th birthday. 550 00:25:42,155 --> 00:25:44,775 We had a reservation table at Musso and Franks. 551 00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:47,420 I was waiting for you here with a couple of comedians, 552 00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,147 and you were in Beverly Wilshire, 553 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,795 tried to convince Carlin perform on New Year's Day. 554 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,700 You rescheduled our reservation. 555 00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:56,695 Mitch was having a drink with someone here. 556 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,590 We went outside smoked a joint, and then... 557 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:04,928 No. 558 00:26:05,007 --> 00:26:07,760 Why did you do this? 559 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:11,640 Because it was my day birth, and you weren’t here. 560 00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:14,250 And he was. 561 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,420 Tougher today. 562 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,420 Yes? 563 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,860 - Is it true? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 564 00:26:31,885 --> 00:26:33,505 Like this, like this. 565 00:26:41,315 --> 00:26:43,855 That's it, hit me. 566 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,390 - What? - Hit me. 567 00:26:46,425 --> 00:26:48,578 - I won't hit you. - Come on, hit me. 568 00:26:48,603 --> 00:26:50,183 - I won't hit you... - Come on. 569 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,628 - What are you waiting for? - Well, wait. 570 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,153 Just... 571 00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:55,673 Okay, sorry... 572 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,850 She was talking about me. 573 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,200 Who was talking about you? 574 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,360 That listener. 575 00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:16,610 Elvaira. 576 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:20,015 She's my girlfriend. 577 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,580 And compulsion... 578 00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:50,065 Don't tell anyone about this... 579 00:27:50,090 --> 00:27:53,200 Pretend... 580 00:27:53,225 --> 00:27:55,254 It kills. 581 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,220 Crap. 582 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,700 What if... 583 00:28:10,798 --> 00:28:12,808 did you confess to everyone? 584 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,070 I'm afraid. 585 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:22,560 I'm afraid I'll disappear. 586 00:28:27,382 --> 00:28:29,660 And that's all they will see. 587 00:28:35,158 --> 00:28:37,158 Yes. 588 00:28:53,590 --> 00:28:56,010 Hello. 589 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:57,760 Hello. Is it already lunch? 590 00:28:57,785 --> 00:28:59,325 I came early. 591 00:28:59,350 --> 00:29:01,700 Just wanted to know the menu. 592 00:29:01,725 --> 00:29:03,495 Today there will be lobster bisque. 593 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,660 You know Why is the food here disgusting? 594 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,100 Into this soup They just put in some canned food. 595 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,310 For 2 dollars you would They didn't put the lobster in there. 596 00:29:10,342 --> 00:29:12,105 Yeah, but still I'm just hungry. 597 00:29:12,130 --> 00:29:14,390 Adam kicked me out without even letting me have breakfast, 598 00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:16,490 because Gloria should have come. 599 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,200 - What did you say? - Gloria, yes. 600 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:22,425 He wanted to be with her and asked me to leave. 601 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:25,960 This asshole lied that he was sick 602 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:28,650 to fuck Gloria? 603 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:31,130 But he seems I really had a runny nose. 604 00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:33,450 Don't try, Edgar. 605 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:36,375 Let's not do it hasty conclusions? 606 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,365 She's old maybe he's just reading to her. 607 00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:39,890 The show will launch in 4 weeks 608 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,700 and this freak decided to have some fun... 609 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,580 This is the advantage of our work. 610 00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:55,350 So are you glad you decided to run away? 611 00:29:57,677 --> 00:30:01,057 And you're a cool grandma. This I must admit. 612 00:30:01,082 --> 00:30:03,303 The coolest thing what did my grandmother do, 613 00:30:03,328 --> 00:30:05,840 So this is how I killed the alligator with a shovel. 614 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:07,770 And I think that's cool. 615 00:30:07,870 --> 00:30:10,373 But stop making jokes about grandmothers. 616 00:30:10,398 --> 00:30:12,605 But age It's just a number, isn't it? 617 00:30:12,630 --> 00:30:14,010 In your case, yes. 618 00:30:14,110 --> 00:30:16,290 This... 619 00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:18,400 Damn. 620 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,234 Have you been to Hawaii? 621 00:30:21,259 --> 00:30:22,999 Yes, many times. 622 00:30:23,024 --> 00:30:24,684 Well, I've never been there. 623 00:30:26,671 --> 00:30:28,232 As soon as I receive the money, immediately 624 00:30:28,257 --> 00:30:31,270 I'll take you there. 625 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,490 And the fact that you were there on the contrary, perfect 626 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,530 because you will show me where I can go. 627 00:30:35,555 --> 00:30:38,065 -You have big plans, right? - That's right. 628 00:30:44,406 --> 00:30:45,460 What the hell? 629 00:30:45,485 --> 00:30:47,985 Oh you little shit. 630 00:30:55,414 --> 00:30:58,171 Eddie, did you buy new shoes? 631 00:30:58,196 --> 00:31:00,020 You look like that homeless man 632 00:31:00,045 --> 00:31:01,745 who constantly asks to go to the toilet. 633 00:31:01,887 --> 00:31:03,187 I know, Grachya, I know, 634 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,990 I said I would buy new shoes, 635 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:08,237 but plans seem have changed a little. 636 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:10,150 I'll buy you shoes and you give me the money. 637 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:12,670 It seems that I was hired to write jokes. 638 00:31:12,808 --> 00:31:15,158 Nothing is certain yet but there is a chance 639 00:31:15,183 --> 00:31:16,603 that I won't stay here long. 640 00:31:16,628 --> 00:31:18,625 In such and such shoes it is very possible. 641 00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:21,781 I know, Grachya, but if you give me 2 weeks, 642 00:31:21,806 --> 00:31:24,066 I promise, if nothing changes, 643 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:25,201 I will buy new shoes. 644 00:31:25,226 --> 00:31:27,730 2 weeks? It's dangerous. 645 00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:31,295 You will stumble, you will fall, will you break your neck and spill your soup? 646 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:33,210 You know, you set your priorities 647 00:31:33,230 --> 00:31:34,580 very consciously. 648 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,380 But I promise this won't happen. 649 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,820 There is a proverb in Poland. 650 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,810 People always greet you by their clothes. 651 00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:54,440 Are you walking here? in some kind of geisha costume. 652 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:57,680 Ralph, calm down, just one day. 653 00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:00,120 We have been working since when they started this show. 654 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,130 One day all these jokes we'll need it. 655 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,990 And you imagine it did you imagine it differently? 656 00:32:05,015 --> 00:32:07,890 - We will start filming in 4 weeks. - Exactly. 657 00:32:07,915 --> 00:32:10,055 In 4 weeks. 658 00:32:10,176 --> 00:32:12,295 Come on, we're already We wrote half of the sketches. 659 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,953 - You know. - Half. 660 00:32:13,978 --> 00:32:16,660 - Half, Adam. - What? 661 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:20,225 Do you think that this city don't care about your dreams? 662 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:23,560 To your voice? That are you the next Pryor? 663 00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:26,085 It's a damn business. 664 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,465 And if you don't take it seriously 665 00:32:27,490 --> 00:32:28,947 treat him, then for everything will end for you. 666 00:32:28,971 --> 00:32:32,080 I feel about it like this as serious as you. 667 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:33,680 Is it true? 668 00:32:33,705 --> 00:32:36,144 Are you sure what we're saying about the same thing? 669 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,937 Apologize. 670 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:44,810 - No, Adam... - No, Gloria. 671 00:32:44,910 --> 00:32:46,610 Fucking apologize. 672 00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:49,930 Get away from me, Adam. 673 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:53,347 I got you into this. 674 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:58,272 Adam, you just brought it I need a box of papers. 675 00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:02,270 I didn't want to offend. 676 00:33:17,312 --> 00:33:20,130 I recently visited a lesbian club. 677 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:25,898 And I was immediately invited to dance, 678 00:33:25,923 --> 00:33:28,570 what doesn't happen to me in regular clubs 679 00:33:28,595 --> 00:33:30,328 I have to tell you. 680 00:33:30,953 --> 00:33:33,809 And after that I thought, 681 00:33:33,901 --> 00:33:36,961 that maybe it’s time for me to quit. 682 00:33:37,397 --> 00:33:38,787 Stop with members. 683 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:41,590 I know what you're thinking 684 00:33:41,615 --> 00:33:43,135 you're probably thinking about 685 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,390 what lesbian sex it's just a couple of girls 686 00:33:45,415 --> 00:33:47,595 in identical pajamas, tickling each other. 687 00:33:47,770 --> 00:33:51,280 But I'll tell you what, 688 00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:55,000 they know how to have fun. 689 00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:00,210 And here it is for you need to pay attention. 690 00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:03,578 I love Cassie. But with such jokes. 691 00:34:03,603 --> 00:34:05,650 No no no Today she's just playing around. 692 00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:08,860 She's full of jokes for the evening show. 693 00:34:08,885 --> 00:34:10,343 It's about Johnny. 694 00:34:10,368 --> 00:34:12,500 He's not interested in female comedians. 695 00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:16,114 He considers it vulgar that The weaker sex pretends to be men. 696 00:34:18,396 --> 00:34:20,396 Thank you, dear. 697 00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:36,433 They are simply excellent. 698 00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:41,312 Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. 699 00:34:41,337 --> 00:34:43,146 - The client is over there. - Rachya, I can’t. 700 00:34:43,171 --> 00:34:44,787 You don't understand I can't serve him. 701 00:34:44,812 --> 00:34:46,295 He's wearing a shirt, shoes, serve him. 702 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,920 No no no no you don't understand. 703 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,260 I met him in the morning about work. 704 00:34:50,285 --> 00:34:52,585 He knows me as a guy who writes for Roy Martin. 705 00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:53,789 And not as... not as a waiter. 706 00:34:53,814 --> 00:34:55,740 What's the difference? You you earn your living. 707 00:34:55,765 --> 00:34:57,465 No, I... you said it yourself. 708 00:34:57,490 --> 00:34:59,190 People meet you by your clothes. 709 00:34:59,290 --> 00:35:00,950 What if he sees me like a waiter 710 00:35:01,050 --> 00:35:02,610 then with his work you can say goodbye. 711 00:35:02,650 --> 00:35:04,710 Eddie, you're the only waiter here. 712 00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:06,285 Do your job. 713 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:07,730 - Rook. - Work, Eddie. 714 00:35:07,755 --> 00:35:08,755 Hrachya. 715 00:35:35,771 --> 00:35:37,191 I'm surprised to see you here. 716 00:35:37,216 --> 00:35:39,856 Can we have two iced teas? for starters? 717 00:35:42,346 --> 00:35:44,956 Two iced teas. We'll think about it for now. 718 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:51,514 Yes, sure. I'll bring you two teas now. 719 00:35:51,539 --> 00:35:53,549 Thank you. 720 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,542 He has no idea who I am. 721 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:06,517 I'm glad that your face the waiter was not declassified. 722 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,500 Clap for Cassie Feder. 723 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,343 Hello. 724 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,210 So are you a lesbian now? 725 00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:19,046 What? 726 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:22,920 I took you to my club. In my world. 727 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:26,160 I didn't ask make a speech about it. 728 00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:29,080 So. 729 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:32,650 What bothers you is that I used my experience 730 00:36:32,675 --> 00:36:35,295 - and performed with him? - Your experience? 731 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,770 5 minutes on the dance floor and making out with a lesbian 732 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:39,775 made you like this too? 733 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,632 Tell me, Cassie, which one? Can we talk about experience here? 734 00:36:46,767 --> 00:36:50,187 Some kind of nonsense. I don't know what to say. 735 00:36:50,212 --> 00:36:52,442 I don't have to explain you the principle of this work. 736 00:36:52,467 --> 00:36:56,247 No, no, no, no, tell me me, what is your experience? 737 00:36:56,312 --> 00:36:58,847 Have you ever been shunned friends and relatives? 738 00:36:58,872 --> 00:37:01,595 Have you ever felt inside 739 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,976 bomb yourself, 740 00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:04,843 which might just destroy your essence? 741 00:37:04,868 --> 00:37:07,488 Yes, I felt it. 742 00:37:07,513 --> 00:37:10,062 You're not the only one with secrets here. 743 00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:14,890 Everyone has secrets, Cassie. 744 00:37:14,990 --> 00:37:16,210 But there is a difference between 745 00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:18,470 to keep secrets and be him. 746 00:37:28,225 --> 00:37:31,095 - Everything is fine? - Yes. 747 00:37:31,141 --> 00:37:33,921 You have the best pies. 748 00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:37,828 Can you bring anything else? Dessert, coffee? 749 00:37:37,853 --> 00:37:40,623 - Just a check. - Yes. 750 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:44,120 A little late for coffee, considering 751 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,040 that you drank 4 of them at breakfast. 752 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,360 Who are you? 753 00:37:48,385 --> 00:37:50,815 Something like the incredible Kreskin? 754 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,980 You... you... have no idea Who am I? 755 00:37:56,270 --> 00:38:00,020 Eddie Seidel. Adam's friend Just. 756 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:03,665 We had breakfast together today. 757 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:06,859 Me, you, Brian Watson, you from C.M.A. 758 00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:08,506 We discussed my work on the Newhart show. 759 00:38:08,530 --> 00:38:11,230 Yes, exactly. Just... I'm sorry. 760 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:13,852 It's just the situation. I didn't recognize you. 761 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:15,606 I probably really am made an impression. 762 00:38:15,638 --> 00:38:18,308 No... everything is fine, We liked you. 763 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,120 You're writing for Roy Martin. 764 00:38:20,145 --> 00:38:21,445 Of course I remember you. 765 00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:23,120 You know how to joke. 766 00:38:23,145 --> 00:38:25,015 - Thank you. - Yeah. 767 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:32,430 What? 768 00:38:32,998 --> 00:38:36,798 There's no Newhart show, right? 769 00:38:38,248 --> 00:38:40,188 I'll be honest. 770 00:38:40,213 --> 00:38:43,393 Adam Proto is going to be a star. 771 00:38:43,418 --> 00:38:45,060 He told me that his friend 772 00:38:45,085 --> 00:38:46,755 I need work, I agreed to help. 773 00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:48,540 So you tell me now are you trying to say 774 00:38:48,565 --> 00:38:50,306 what this morning I just wasted my time 775 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,390 our common time. 776 00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:53,275 No, I didn't mean that. 777 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:55,300 You interested me. 778 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:58,900 Exactly. 779 00:38:59,088 --> 00:39:01,035 And what is the way from your interest 780 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:04,503 to a real job? 781 00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:07,010 I... you see... I... 782 00:39:07,035 --> 00:39:09,539 I don't know. Really... I don't know. 783 00:39:12,047 --> 00:39:14,147 I'm far from a wizard myself. 784 00:39:14,286 --> 00:39:16,316 Hello. Let's go... 785 00:39:16,341 --> 00:39:18,581 Let's go, yeah. 786 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,480 Thank you. 787 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:38,120 I have now long distance relationship, 788 00:39:38,145 --> 00:39:39,525 because that's how it is 789 00:39:39,550 --> 00:39:41,850 all women prefer who I meet. 790 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,640 I don't understand why to relationships 791 00:39:45,665 --> 00:39:47,281 Is that how they treat you from a distance? 792 00:39:47,306 --> 00:39:49,890 But once you think about it, you immediately realize 793 00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:54,780 that most religions promote long distance relationship with God. 794 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,843 And no one blames you 795 00:39:56,868 --> 00:39:59,220 because you are in a relationship at a distance with God, right? 796 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,968 Nobody says 797 00:40:00,993 --> 00:40:04,310 What, are you in a relationship? distance with Jesus? 798 00:40:05,843 --> 00:40:10,110 But you can't talk, touch each other. 799 00:40:10,135 --> 00:40:14,685 Sometimes Jesus can disappear for three days. 800 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:16,680 And then I was like, I’m back. 801 00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:20,605 I'm not dead. Not for anything in life. 802 00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:22,210 And he's good. 803 00:40:22,335 --> 00:40:24,818 - Yes, good. - Not a star, but good. 804 00:40:24,843 --> 00:40:27,130 It's like a kiln here. 805 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:28,530 And he's a lump of clay 806 00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:32,500 in line to become a potty. 807 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,600 A potty boy who knows how to joke. 808 00:40:35,370 --> 00:40:37,828 So my time has come to an end. I'm Brendan Seibler. 809 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:42,145 And then I am honored to present to you 810 00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,910 the wonderful Bill Hobbs. 811 00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:51,960 And how do you like it? What do you think of Brendan Seibler? 812 00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:57,480 There's a bird on my tail here brought that I will 813 00:40:57,505 --> 00:41:00,165 perform in front of the best boxer in the world. 814 00:41:00,190 --> 00:41:02,450 So who now has Hall of Rocky Marciano's ashes, 815 00:41:02,475 --> 00:41:03,965 lift the urn above your head. 816 00:41:03,990 --> 00:41:05,690 Where are you? 817 00:41:05,715 --> 00:41:07,744 I'm joking, of course, because today 818 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:10,049 ladies and gentlemen, you are here with a great man. 819 00:41:10,074 --> 00:41:13,335 Greatest Champion Mohamed Ali is here with us. 820 00:41:17,082 --> 00:41:19,422 You know, champion I read your poems. 821 00:41:19,447 --> 00:41:20,929 At least you're not so great at something. 822 00:41:23,290 --> 00:41:24,500 It could be worse than your poems 823 00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:26,430 only yours military service record. 824 00:41:26,530 --> 00:41:28,830 I'm just kidding, quietly. 825 00:41:28,855 --> 00:41:30,195 Please don't hit me. 826 00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:35,760 I have a family who doesn't like me. 827 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,645 Say hello to Muhammad Ali. 828 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:40,484 Yes. 829 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,380 - And this is delicious. - Yes. 830 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,580 Mom taught me. 831 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,220 She worked for a woman who taught her. 832 00:41:58,245 --> 00:42:01,515 She said that the secret ingredient is nutmeg. 833 00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:06,710 You miss your mom, right? 834 00:42:06,810 --> 00:42:10,200 Yes, I think about her all the time. 835 00:42:10,225 --> 00:42:12,585 What would you do for her? when I would have succeeded. 836 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,760 I am sure that your happiness it would be enough 837 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,680 because only this and every mother wants 838 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:22,234 for your child - happiness. 839 00:42:22,266 --> 00:42:24,137 - Shouldn't you know? - Yes, it’s not easy 840 00:42:24,162 --> 00:42:26,662 raise a man and I raised two. 841 00:42:26,767 --> 00:42:29,397 The first was my husband. 842 00:42:29,435 --> 00:42:31,414 We were 18 when we got married. 843 00:42:31,439 --> 00:42:33,939 They had no idea about life at all. 844 00:42:33,964 --> 00:42:37,154 And then boom, Maurice was born. 845 00:42:37,292 --> 00:42:40,552 And I did everything I could for us. 846 00:42:40,577 --> 00:42:45,317 - I'm sure I did. - Only God knows. 847 00:42:45,342 --> 00:42:47,352 I gave my all. 848 00:42:49,054 --> 00:42:51,420 And I don't want to do it again. 849 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:54,920 You... 850 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:57,650 Do you think that me too will you have to raise? 851 00:42:57,765 --> 00:43:01,225 Not really. 852 00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:04,810 It's just that I've already been to Hawaii, Do you understand? 853 00:43:04,925 --> 00:43:07,235 That's why it will be perfect with you 854 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:09,040 go there. You already know everything there. 855 00:43:09,065 --> 00:43:12,453 That's why It's not worth going there with me. 856 00:43:14,322 --> 00:43:17,612 You must with your eyes see everything, not mine. 857 00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:23,490 Are you... leaving me? 858 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:29,360 Gloria, fuck Hawaii. 859 00:43:29,385 --> 00:43:31,125 Let's go there where none of us have been. 860 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,765 No, you didn't understand me. 861 00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:35,610 I'm not this now I'm trying to say, Adam. 862 00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:40,085 I'm too old to go through this with you, 863 00:43:40,110 --> 00:43:42,490 and you're too young for that. 864 00:43:42,590 --> 00:43:45,420 I will soon become a grandmother. 865 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,620 That's the only thing that worries me now. 866 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,660 So... you'll just leave me? 867 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,380 Is it that simple? 868 00:43:52,405 --> 00:43:54,475 I'm just trying to be honest. 869 00:43:56,523 --> 00:43:58,468 It will be better for both of us. 870 00:43:58,562 --> 00:44:00,115 This is nonsense, Gloria. 871 00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:02,030 - No. - There is something between us. 872 00:44:02,055 --> 00:44:04,085 What are you so afraid of? 873 00:44:04,110 --> 00:44:05,850 I don't care about the age difference. 874 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,895 This is unreal, Adam. 875 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,359 It's just a dream. 876 00:44:11,384 --> 00:44:13,384 For both of us. 877 00:44:14,670 --> 00:44:17,330 Your opportunity is real work with Ralph, 878 00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:20,690 which you scored today, trying to run away with me. 879 00:44:20,715 --> 00:44:22,546 Don't you understand how dangerous is this? 880 00:44:22,571 --> 00:44:26,321 - Just one day. - Sleep does not last a day. 881 00:44:26,353 --> 00:44:30,242 Let me tell you you can chase your dreams, 882 00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:32,945 but you can live by it. 883 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:38,718 And it seems to me that it's time we both need to wake up. 884 00:44:56,470 --> 00:44:58,470 Thank you. 885 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,930 - Hello. - Good performance. 886 00:45:31,030 --> 00:45:34,250 I thought it was a joke about Jesus did not pass. 887 00:45:34,350 --> 00:45:36,050 The hardest thing for a comedian to hear is 888 00:45:36,075 --> 00:45:38,215 that he failed and not just screwed up. 889 00:45:38,390 --> 00:45:39,770 Maybe. 890 00:45:39,878 --> 00:45:41,867 Can I have a Coca Cola? 891 00:45:41,892 --> 00:45:44,100 - Thank you. -Aren't you hungry? 892 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,260 I'm always very hungry after the performance. 893 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,950 I just have financial problems. 894 00:45:50,050 --> 00:45:52,590 And I have something to eat at home. 895 00:45:52,690 --> 00:45:54,950 I'll treat you. Gina. 896 00:45:55,050 --> 00:45:58,750 Can I have another burger and fries? 897 00:45:58,850 --> 00:46:02,000 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 898 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:04,320 So you think and you understand what nonsense this is. 899 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,805 I worked the evening and have no money for food. 900 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:09,820 - No, no... - Okay for you. 901 00:46:09,845 --> 00:46:12,328 You're making a joke to a couple hundred people. 902 00:46:12,430 --> 00:46:14,170 They buy a drink. 903 00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:16,130 Is Goldie profiting from your talent? 904 00:46:16,230 --> 00:46:17,850 And he doesn't pay you? 905 00:46:17,950 --> 00:46:20,625 It's learning, that's what she says. 906 00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:36,190 Mitch, thanks for stopping by. 907 00:46:36,215 --> 00:46:37,550 For Muhammad Ali. 908 00:46:37,575 --> 00:46:39,546 It's cool that he came. 909 00:46:39,571 --> 00:46:42,271 - Zavlekalovo. - He knows how to attract attention. 910 00:46:42,296 --> 00:46:44,664 - He's great. - I'll have a glass before leaving. 911 00:46:44,689 --> 00:46:47,359 Enjoy. 912 00:46:47,384 --> 00:46:48,884 - What? - God. 913 00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:50,726 I don't know how to play cat and mouse. 914 00:46:50,751 --> 00:46:53,771 I'll just go ahead and ask the question directly. 915 00:46:53,796 --> 00:46:56,236 Mitch, did you sleep with my daughter? 916 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,093 What? 917 00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:02,734 - Simple question. - With your daughter, Amanda? 918 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,380 - You're not serious. - More than seriously. 919 00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:07,000 Looks like it's time to finish. 920 00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:09,725 No, no, no, I need an answer, Mitch. 921 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,281 I won't answer such a terrible question. 922 00:47:12,306 --> 00:47:14,566 On her 15th birthday. 923 00:47:14,591 --> 00:47:17,750 I was late, you were here. 924 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,820 - You smoked a joint. - Where did you even get this from? 925 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:21,760 Just answer the damn question. 926 00:47:21,785 --> 00:47:24,750 I saw her grow up here. 927 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:27,770 Wandered here and comedians looked after her. 928 00:47:27,795 --> 00:47:31,055 You left her with comedians and strangers 929 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,125 - hundreds of times. - We're not talking about me now. 930 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:35,484 Why are you asking me such questions? 931 00:47:35,509 --> 00:47:38,909 Amanda, she said it was you. 932 00:47:40,085 --> 00:47:42,135 So she also has problems with her head how about you: 933 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,164 an apple from an apple tree. 934 00:47:44,189 --> 00:47:48,299 We both know that you pay girls for company. 935 00:47:48,650 --> 00:47:51,110 Is it that hard to answer, Mitch? 936 00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:56,700 Congratulations, Goldie. More We don't work together. 937 00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:00,515 But you don't deny it, Mitch. 938 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:02,892 What kind of delirium did I find myself in? 939 00:48:02,917 --> 00:48:05,387 Just tell me the truth. 940 00:48:05,433 --> 00:48:06,813 Go see a doctor, Goldie. 941 00:48:06,937 --> 00:48:08,690 Don't leave like that, Mitch. 942 00:48:08,715 --> 00:48:10,226 I won't listen to this dirt... 943 00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:15,664 Oh my God. 944 00:48:15,689 --> 00:48:19,125 God... I'm sorry, Mitch. Are you okay? 945 00:48:19,150 --> 00:48:20,179 I mean, are you sorry? 946 00:48:20,204 --> 00:48:22,617 He... didn't do it. It's not him. 947 00:48:22,642 --> 00:48:24,570 Then why did you say that? 948 00:48:24,595 --> 00:48:26,420 Because I didn't think that you will do something. 949 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,867 God, you are my daughter. 950 00:48:27,892 --> 00:48:29,912 Of course I would do something. 951 00:48:30,023 --> 00:48:31,723 My God. 952 00:48:31,748 --> 00:48:33,618 Listen... I didn't think she... 953 00:48:33,940 --> 00:48:36,000 Sorry, Mitch. I'm so sorry. 954 00:48:36,025 --> 00:48:37,635 Honey, just call an ambulance. 955 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:39,120 Fine. 956 00:48:39,252 --> 00:48:41,592 Mitch, I'm sorry. 957 00:48:41,617 --> 00:48:43,627 It was Clay. 958 00:48:45,150 --> 00:48:47,150 Only Clay. 959 00:48:51,830 --> 00:48:53,179 - Gold? - Yes. 960 00:48:53,204 --> 00:48:55,924 I don't think I finished my scotch in your office. 961 00:48:59,425 --> 00:49:01,092 Hello, Grachya. 962 00:49:10,370 --> 00:49:12,117 I know. 963 00:49:12,142 --> 00:49:14,281 After work I'll buy new ones. 964 00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:21,370 Black tape works better. 965 00:49:31,194 --> 00:49:33,434 We ordered soup with lentils. 966 00:49:47,687 --> 00:49:49,921 - Hello. - Sorry, sorry. 967 00:49:49,946 --> 00:49:52,174 - I know it's early. - No, everything is fine. 968 00:49:52,199 --> 00:49:54,759 Come in, come in, darling. 969 00:49:57,814 --> 00:49:59,904 Cass, what happened? 970 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,700 I don't want this anymore. 971 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:08,660 You ran off stage before when the applause ended. 972 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,110 I'm not talking about the work of a comedian. 973 00:50:11,210 --> 00:50:13,030 - About your child? - Not only about him. 974 00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:15,510 - About Eddie? - About everything. 975 00:50:15,610 --> 00:50:18,190 This damn life. 976 00:50:18,290 --> 00:50:22,600 Jesse, Eddie, Nick. I just want... 977 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:25,320 Shed your skin. 978 00:50:28,845 --> 00:50:31,679 Everything is fine. 979 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:36,210 I don't want to be here. 980 00:50:36,235 --> 00:50:38,929 I just want for this to end. 981 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,860 I want to disappear. 982 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,940 I just want for this to end. 983 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,870 I don't want to be here. 984 00:50:48,016 --> 00:50:51,316 Cass, it's okay. 985 00:50:53,538 --> 00:50:56,798 Don't worry I won't jump in front of a bus. 986 00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:59,000 - It's okay... - I wake up 987 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:02,320 I open the curtains I look at the rays of the sun 988 00:51:02,411 --> 00:51:04,231 and I just think, "Well, Cass, 989 00:51:04,347 --> 00:51:07,057 How will you ruin this beautiful day? 990 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:09,970 Cass, you just need to calm down, darling. 991 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,930 Yes, and what to do next? 992 00:51:13,030 --> 00:51:15,530 All these things what are you putting on yourself? 993 00:51:15,630 --> 00:51:18,860 you need to stop collecting them as evidence. 994 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,980 Everyone has problems 995 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,600 and you need to come to terms with it. 996 00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:25,095 Yes, I tried to deal with it. 997 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,230 - That's how I'm trying to cope. - I know, I know. 998 00:51:29,330 --> 00:51:31,110 I know it's okay. 999 00:51:31,210 --> 00:51:33,830 You've made mistakes. 1000 00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:37,500 Real, made up. We do everything. 1001 00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:42,320 It would be nice... 1002 00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:46,810 Just once... 1003 00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:49,890 Come out a winner. 1004 00:51:49,997 --> 00:51:53,857 One time... just one time... 1005 00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:55,968 Simply a winner. 1006 00:51:57,488 --> 00:51:59,796 I understand, honey. 1007 00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:09,780 You've come to the right bar. 1008 00:52:14,170 --> 00:52:17,480 I had an uncle. 1009 00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:19,520 Joel. 1010 00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:22,760 He was a player. Family exile. 1011 00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:25,810 That's why he was my favorite. 1012 00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:28,930 And he always said 1013 00:52:29,030 --> 00:52:31,810 what is the best outcome of life for the player - to die, 1014 00:52:31,910 --> 00:52:34,660 getting even with the accounts. 1015 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,300 His best phrase. 1016 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:43,350 That's life, Cass. 1017 00:52:43,450 --> 00:52:46,550 Always winners no one comes out. 1018 00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:50,460 Everything always makes things worse everyday life. 1019 00:52:52,130 --> 00:52:55,240 Everything will be fine with you. 1020 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:58,220 You can handle everything. 1021 00:53:00,707 --> 00:53:02,797 - What if I can't? - You can. 1022 00:53:05,245 --> 00:53:07,245 How do you know? 1023 00:53:08,430 --> 00:53:10,090 Because you you're sitting on my couch, 1024 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:11,770 and not lying under the bus. 1025 00:53:28,570 --> 00:53:32,340 Crap. And you know how to break stereotypes. 1026 00:53:34,367 --> 00:53:37,760 I didn't sleep all night. 1027 00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:39,785 I wrote something here. 1028 00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:51,406 Let's see. Let's see what you wrote. 1029 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:02,030 When I was 11... 1030 00:54:02,130 --> 00:54:05,450 I often sat at night at the kitchen table. 1031 00:54:08,170 --> 00:54:12,240 I sat at 2 am and tried... 1032 00:54:12,340 --> 00:54:15,920 get rid of that what was happening. 1033 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:19,000 Tried to rewrite my story. 1034 00:54:19,025 --> 00:54:21,035 Right in the middle of it all. 1035 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,340 Break the conspiracy... 1036 00:54:35,365 --> 00:54:39,156 in the organization of which I forced to participate. 1037 00:54:45,530 --> 00:54:49,800 The shame and fear that follow... 1038 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:52,680 They are powerful weapons at any age. 1039 00:54:52,780 --> 00:54:54,780 But at 11? 1040 00:54:57,891 --> 00:55:02,121 At 11 they are equivalent to death. 1041 00:55:02,190 --> 00:55:04,530 No... 1042 00:55:04,637 --> 00:55:07,907 Not literal death... 1043 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,400 Death of personality. 1044 00:55:16,502 --> 00:55:21,512 They say what adversity does us who we are. 1045 00:55:24,842 --> 00:55:26,872 But... 1046 00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:31,880 But in the case of abuse... 1047 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,340 They... 1048 00:55:36,990 --> 00:55:41,210 They just layer it. 1049 00:55:41,310 --> 00:55:45,370 They don't give us straighten your shoulders and grow up. 1050 00:55:45,470 --> 00:55:49,720 You're always crooked... and broken. 1051 00:55:52,967 --> 00:55:56,837 See yourself through the prism other people's bullying 1052 00:55:56,862 --> 00:55:58,862 and sick fantasy. 1053 00:56:03,090 --> 00:56:06,160 Every mirror... 1054 00:56:06,185 --> 00:56:08,185 becomes crooked. 1055 00:56:12,467 --> 00:56:15,657 All those times... 1056 00:56:15,742 --> 00:56:19,242 You just forget... 1057 00:56:19,350 --> 00:56:22,630 What did you look like? 1058 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,390 Good morning, listeners. 1059 00:56:34,505 --> 00:56:35,945 Thought I'd start the morning 1060 00:56:36,010 --> 00:56:38,230 with an inspirational song. 1061 00:56:38,330 --> 00:56:41,150 Let's listen to Argent. 1062 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,585 Song "Higher your head". 1063 00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:52,631 Translated by "ONVIX Team".