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What are you smiling about?
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All your stuffed animals
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blew away to Oklahoma.
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Good news.
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Found some of your underwear in a tree.
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Those are your grandmother's.
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Ew.
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Did you find any diapers?
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Yes, but only one.
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Use it wisely.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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Mary?
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Mary, let me finish.
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Everybody's okay.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house is sort of...
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gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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What?! Why didn't you
call me right away?
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Well, the phones were down, honey.
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That is no excuse.
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You're right, I'm sorry. But...
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again, nobody got hurt.
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Okay, Mandy and the baby
are staying with us.
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Your mom's at Dale's.
All right, well,
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I'll call the airlines
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and see when the next flight out is.
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Why? To do what?
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To help.
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There's nothing to do.
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I got it under control.
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Hey, where are the extra sheets?
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We have extra sheets?
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They're in the linen closet.
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We have a linen closet?
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Yes! I have to come home.
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Well, Sheldon's not gonna
be real happy about that.
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George, when is he ever happy?
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This is the greatest
pretzel I've ever had.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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What do you mean I don't have
coverage for tornadoes?
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All right, fine, it's a hurricane.
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No?
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Then what the hell am I paying you for?
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All right, there you
have it, it's a flood.
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Everything's wet, what
difference does it make?
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You know what, I'd like to
talk to your supervisor.
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♪ I'm walking
on sunshine... ♪
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Hey, how's it going?
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I don't have coverage for tornados.
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So call it a hurricane.
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I did.
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Flood?
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I tried that.
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Locusts?
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You're not helping.
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Oh, listen, come on.
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As long as it takes you
to rebuild your place,
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you always got a home
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right here with me.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Well, I don't want to be a freeloader.
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I-I'll pay you rent.
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Great.
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My house just blew away,
you're supposed to say no!
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Well, you offered.
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♪ And don't it feel good? ♪
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Georgie, Mandy.
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Breakfast's ready.
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Dad, there's other people in this house.
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[George Sr.] I just got in here.
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I saw you bring in a newspaper.
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It's not a library.
Wrap it up.
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Good morning.
Eggs are on the table.
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Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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Wow, look at you being Mom.
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Say that again, and you
can make your own lunch.
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Oh, you're touchy like Mom, too.
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[George Sr.] Missy, I said I'm coming!
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It's Mandy.
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Oh... uh, be right out.
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Oh, that smells good.
Help yourself.
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You know, you're gonna make
a really good mom one day.
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Thank you.
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How's that different from what I said?
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You said our mom, she said a mom.
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Totally different.
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No, it ain't.
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Bathroom's free.
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You wash your hands?
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Yes.
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Dad?
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What's this?
Your lunch.
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We just had a tornado.
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I'm not going to work.
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Then you're gonna help
me clean the house.
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Dang, it's like Mom never left.
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Sorry, it's like a mom never left.
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Better. How about you and
me run and get groceries,
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baby supplies, whatever else you need.
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Okay, great.
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Other than your grandma's
underwear, I have nothing.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay, just asking.
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Jeff, look what I found in the garden.
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Oh, my goodness, that's a lot of money.
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$1,230.
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It must've blown over
from Connie's house.
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You don't know that.
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Robin.
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We have to return it.
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Why?
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What do you mean why?
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It's the Christian thing to do.
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You said yourself she was running
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an illegal gambling establishment.
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That's true.
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You really think it was a
coincidence that her house
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was the only one on the
street to get torn up?
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Could be.
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Or could be a sign.
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Look at the bill, who
does it say to trust?
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I see it.
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I brought you a wiener schnitzel.
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Thank you.
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I tried it. It's yucky.
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Shelly, sit down.
Why?
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Just sit.
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I don't know
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how else to say this
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other than just to say it.
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We have to go home.
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Oh, no, who did Germany invade now?
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No, nothing like that.
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Um...
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there was a tornado back home.
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Everybody's okay,
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but your meemaw's house was destroyed.
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But everyone's okay, that's confirmed?
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Thank God, yes.
You're thanking the deity
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who sent the tornado?
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I'm not in the mood for this.
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We have to go.
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Why?
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Honey, your meemaw lost her house.
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I'm sure she has insurance.
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That is not the point.
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Well, what is the point?
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What would we do once we get there?
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I don't know.
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Uh, be there,
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provide solace,
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lend a hand.
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Me? Lend a hand? You're funny.
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Too bad. We are going.
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Class is starting tomorrow.
I'm not going anywhere.
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Sheldon, do not argue with me.
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You are going home.
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Mom, the people of Germany are obsessed
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with rules and devoid of humor.
I am home.
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You know something?
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I think that tornado
had a silver lining.
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Oh, and what would that be?
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It just blew you right in
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to where you're supposed to be.
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You mean it destroyed my house
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so you could have sex in
the middle of the day?
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No.
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Well, yeah.
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Making love and living together.
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Well, I don't want to live together.
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This is temporary.
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Pretty tough talk for a woman
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who didn't have tornado insurance.
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Oh, no, come on!
I was joking.
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Do you think I'm stupid just because
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I didn't have tornado insurance?
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We are in Texas.
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I live here now.
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[Missy] All right, Georgie and Mandy
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are in Sheldon's room.
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I'm in my room. Meemaw,
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you'll be in Mom and Dad's.
Dad, you get the garage.
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Why do I get the garage?
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Would you rather put the baby
or the old lady out there?
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Hey.
I'm helping you.
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What's wrong with the couch?
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Like you'd fit on the couch.
Hey.
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Actually, maybe Meemaw can
take Sheldon's room,
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and Mandy and I can take
Mom and Dad's room
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with the bigger bed.
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Really? You want to
sleep on the mattress
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you were conceived on?
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Ew.
Ew.
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Wait, you've had the same
mattress for 18 years?
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There's nothing wrong with it.
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It's a Sealy.
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We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.
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Okay, I'll take the garage.
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Hey, you get to sleep on the mattress
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CeeCee was conceived on.
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Shut up.
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Whoa.
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What's this?
She's a beauty, huh?
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How big is that thing?
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27 inches.
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Don't you think this is a decision
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I should've been a part of?
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How about this? You can
decide what we watch first.
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.
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Well, then I'll decide.
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A spider that lives on his hand.
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Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Tell me that's not a sign from God.
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Geez Louise!
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It's like we're in a movie theater.
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If you're still uncomfortable,
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I can return it.
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I-I guess it's okay.
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I'll make popcorn.
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Why are you testing me?
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I need to change our return flights.
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As soon as possible.
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What are you doing?
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Uh...
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Tonight would be great.
How much?
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Sheldon Lee Cooper!
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I told you I'm not going home.
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I am your mother.
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What I say goes.
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What are you doing?
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Passive resistance.
Good luck lifting my limp body.
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Your grandmother lost her home.
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And I feel terrible, but I
can't change what happened.
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You could be there for your meemaw.
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Does she even want us there?
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Of course she does.
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Let's ask her.
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There's too many people here already.
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You'd just be in the way.
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No need to thank me.
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We could be back by tomorrow.
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Are you deaf? I said don't come.
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We will get through this together.
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God will provide.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Put Sheldon on the phone.
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No.
Let me talk to her.
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Love you, bye.
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Hi. ls your meemaw home?
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She took the baby for a walk.
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Oh.
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Is she gonna be gone long?
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Do you want to wait?
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I just made a pot of coffee.
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You like coffee?
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I'm about to find out.
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Come on in, I don't want to
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air condition the whole neighborhood.
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Well, sure. Thank you.
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How'd your meemaw seem this morning?
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Cranky.
276
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:38,804
Well, she's always cranky.
277
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,890
Can you be more specific?
278
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,809
You may need more flowers.
279
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,561
Right. Well, it's been
280
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,105
pretty traumatic around here.
281
00:10:50,732 --> 00:10:53,111
Try some cream and sugar in there.
282
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,571
Nah.
283
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,825
Black's good.
284
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,953
So, what'd you do that pissed her off?
285
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,123
Well, I'm not gonna talk to
you about none of this.
286
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,207
'Kay.
287
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,461
What makes you think it was my fault?
288
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,174
The flowers, your hang-dog face...
289
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,884
This is my regular face.
290
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,510
'Kay.
291
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,470
What goes on between me and your grandma
292
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is none of your business.
293
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,600
'Kay.
294
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,645
She totally overreacted.
295
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,230
Mm-hmm.
296
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,152
Maybe a little.
297
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,789
There we go.
298
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,631
Wow, this place is hopping.
299
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,508
Half the town's still got no power.
300
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,260
Oh, check this out.
301
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,473
Damn.
302
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,474
I know.
303
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,767
What is it about a tornado
304
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,727
that makes people want to gamble?
305
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,312
Don't know.
306
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,231
Guess they're happy to be alive,
scared they're gonna die.
307
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,192
If we had an earthquake,
I bet we could retire.
308
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,860
Here's to hoping.
309
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,195
Where's CeeCee?
310
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,571
She's with Connie.
311
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,989
Oh, cool.
312
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,908
Oh, hey, your mom stopped by
313
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,409
the video store earlier.
314
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,410
What'd she want?
315
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,371
She was just being nice.
316
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,623
Oh, Georgie, grow up.
317
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,666
No, I'm serious.
318
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,875
She heard about Meemaw's house
319
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,585
and offered us a place to live.
320
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,544
There it is.
321
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,921
The-the niceness?
322
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,506
She's plotting and scheming
to control my life.
323
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,592
All I heard is they got two bathrooms.
324
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,970
Doesn't matter, I am never
living under their roof.
325
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,264
You realize even if
business stays like this,
326
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,683
we're at least two years away
from getting our own place.
327
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,018
Georgie, I am not living
with my parents.
328
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,020
Okay, what if... No.
329
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,939
You don't even know what
I was going to say.
330
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,649
You wanted to live there by yourself.
331
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,943
How do you do that?
332
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,822
You made fun of her for not
having the right insurance?
333
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,448
It was a joke.
334
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,159
The only thing I got
wrong was the timing.
335
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,160
If I said it two or three years later,
336
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,455
everybody's laughing their ass off.
337
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,543
Hey, look who's here.
338
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,296
Shh, she's sleeping.
339
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,547
Sorry.
340
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,631
What're you doing here?
341
00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:21,217
He came to apologize.
342
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,760
Nobody's talking to you.
343
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,595
Cranky, cranky.
344
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,307
Don't you have some place better to be?
345
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,017
Actually, I'm about to go
run around the block.
346
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,977
I am buzzing.
347
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,316
Hi.
348
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,026
I brought you flowers.
349
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,152
Thank you.
350
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,653
I was stupid.
351
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:44,115
No, I was stupid.
352
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,951
This feels like a trap.
353
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,910
I was embarrassed about
the insurance thing,
354
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,163
'cause I didn't think anything like this
355
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,789
was gonna ever happen to me,
356
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,000
and...
357
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,835
now I've lost everything.
358
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,504
Worse, I've lost living with Mandy
359
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,173
and my little great-granddaughter,
360
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,550
and...
361
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,010
I liked that.
362
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,970
Yeah, I get it.
363
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,889
But look on the bright side,
364
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,808
you're running a successful
criminal enterprise.
365
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,101
Before you know it,
366
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,102
you're gonna have enough
money to rebuild.
367
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,607
Assuming you stay out of jail.
368
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,863
Eh, two years from now,
that's gonna be so funny.
369
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,161
Hey, Jeff.
370
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,496
Oh, George.
371
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,501
Ooh, what do you got there?
372
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,668
New TV?
373
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,920
Yeah.
374
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,047
Ooh. Trinitron.
375
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,632
That's pricey.
376
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,385
There was a sale.
Where?
377
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,804
I don't know, my wife bought it.
378
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,055
Probably with coupons.
379
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,264
You lucky duck.
380
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,266
Yeah.
381
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,601
He doth provide.
382
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,685
I guess so.
383
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:55,728
How big is it?
384
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,188
I don't really know.
385
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,147
Well...
386
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,982
it says 27 inches on the box.
387
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,444
27.
388
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,238
Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff.
389
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,661
Excuse me.
390
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,121
Um...
391
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,373
Herr Dr. Pepper?
392
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,457
Ah, nein.
393
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,043
Um, sweet tea?
394
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,672
Oh, oh. Um...
395
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,133
Uh, susser tea?
396
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,302
Ah. Nein.
397
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,888
Bier?
398
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,223
Sure.
399
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,058
Danke.
400
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,309
Bítte.
401
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,404
Oh.
402
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:47,738
Grande.
403
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,783
Mmm.
404
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,910
I'm from America.
405
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,412
No kidding.
406
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,832
It's good.
407
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,798
Who's hungry for spaghetti?
408
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,425
Oh.
409
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,427
Didn't realize your boyfriend
was staying for dinner.
410
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:10,887
Is that a problem?
411
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,263
No, just...
412
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,140
would've been nice if someone told me.
413
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,350
I'm sorry.
414
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,395
All right, grace.
415
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,564
We're still doing that?
416
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,316
We survived a tornado.
417
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,613
Thank you, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
418
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,448
and bless the hands that prepared it,
419
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,782
which are mine.
420
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,117
I got it.
421
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,243
Amen.
422
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,203
Amen.
423
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,079
Missy, I'm really impressed
424
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,748
how you stepped up.
425
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,167
Thanks, it's easier now that
I've discovered coffee.
426
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,837
There's vegetables in the spaghetti.
427
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,339
Since when do we eat vegetables?
428
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,882
We got one bathroom.
429
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,091
Got to keep things moving.
430
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,968
That's very important.
431
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,306
Who's knocking at suppertime?
432
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,142
This is your TV now.
433
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,644
I can't have this on my conscience.
434
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,437
I don't want to go to hell.
435
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,525
You'll need this.
436
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:09,987
Sweet.
437
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,155
Georgie!
438
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,157
So, you're from Texas? Ja.
439
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,534
Where is your cowboy hat?
440
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,826
Oh, I don't have one.
441
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,494
Boots?
No.
442
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,288
Horse?
No.
443
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,373
Gun?
No.
444
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,916
Are you sure you're from Texas?
445
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,960
Well, I do think I'm better
than everyone else.
446
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,211
That's mighty Texan.
447
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,046
[Mary] ♪ Danke schoen ♪
448
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,424
♪ Darling, danke schoen ♪
449
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,260
♪ Thank you for ♪
450
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,472
♪ All the joy and pain ♪
451
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,893
♪ Picture show, second balcony ♪
452
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,186
♪ Was the place we'd meet ♪
453
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:44,480
Hey, honey.
454
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,523
Mother.
Oh, I love this country.
455
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,733
Mwah!
456
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,194
♪ Second seat, go Dutch treat ♪
457
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,321
♪ You were sweet ♪
Sing it with me.
458
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:56,867
♪ Danke schoen,
darling, danke schoen ♪
459
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,412
[Adult Sheldon] I don't know what
could have gotten into her.
460
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,122
Probably jet lag.
461
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,749
[George Jr.] 27 inches.
462
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,292
We're living in the future.
463
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,128
Boy, that color's amazing.
464
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,922
Those Japanese fellas
know what they're doing.
465
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,258
Why'd Pastor Jeff give this to you?
466
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,801
I have no idea.
467
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,219
You didn't ask him?
468
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,429
Didn't care.
469
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,433
Are you staying the night?
470
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,185
'Cause we're gonna need to
lay a few ground rules.
471
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,868
You know, sympathetic vomiting
has an evolutionary basis.
472
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,453
In the Paleolithic era,
473
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,330
when one member of a tribe
would start vomiting,
474
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,830
it was a signal to the rest
475
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,791
that they'd eaten something
poisonous and...
476
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,335
Oh, scooch.
477
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,339
Like that.
478
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,718
Another fun fact...