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Hey, Charlie.
Teddy here

2
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on the couch
where I almost got

3
00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,249
my first kiss
with Spencer.

4
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But she didn't.

5
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No no, because

6
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I made the mistake
of bringing the cute boy home

7
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where my
dear family lives.

8
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He wasn't that cute.

9
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Get out.

10
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Anyway, still waiting
on that first kiss.

11
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But there's a dance
this Friday

12
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where the girls
ask the guys,

13
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and this time I'm going
to make sure I get it.

14
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Get what, honey?

15
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Oh, my first A 
in science, Daddy.

16
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That's my girl.

17
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HEY, DAD, GREAT NEWS.
I GOT A JOB.

18
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STOP RIGHT THERE.
I'M HAVING THE GREATEST
DREAM OF MY LIFE.

19
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THE SCHOOL'S GONNA
PAY ME 100 BUCKS TO D.J.
AT THE DANCE ON FRIDAY.

20
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THE DREAM CONTINUES.

21
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I JUST NEED YOU
TO GIVE ME $200

22
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TO RENT
THE D.J. EQUIPMENT.

23
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AND NOW I'M AWAKE.

24
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HEY, WHAT WAS I DOING
IN THE DREAM?

25
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YOU WEREN'T SAYING ANYTHING,
WHICH IS WHY I THOUGHT
IT WAS A DREAM.

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P.J., WHY WOULD YOU
TAKE A JOB WHERE YOU'RE
GONNA LOSE MONEY?

27
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DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE ABOUT MONEY?

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ARE YOU GIVING ME
THE 200?

29
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SORRY, SON.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP
WITH THE MONEY SOME OTHER WAY.

30
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LIKE HOW?

31
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OH, I KNOW.
GET A JOB.

32
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

33
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- WAIT, WHERE'S YOUR SISTER?
- DON'T BOTHER HER, EMMETT.

34
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OKAY, WHERE SHOULDN'T I
BOTHER HER?

35
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- IN THE KITCHEN.
- ALL RIGHT.

36
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HEY, TEDDY BEAR.

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HEY, EMMETT.

38
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YOU KNOW THIS DANCE
THIS FRIDAY NIGHT IS
"GIRLS ASK GUYS," RIGHT?

39
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UH-HUH.

40
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YOU'RE A GIRL.
I'M A GUY.

41
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SOMETHING YOU WANT
TO ASK ME?

42
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OKAY, EMMETT, LISTEN,

43
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P.J. IS MY BROTHER
AND YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND.

44
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SO IN A WAY YOU'RE KIND OF
LIKE MY BROTHER TOO.

45
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AND I CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE
WITH MY BROTHER.

46
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YOU CAN SEE WHY THAT
WOULD BE WRONG, RIGHT?

47
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THIS IS THE LONGEST
CONVERSATION WE'VE EVER HAD.

48
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DID YOU HEAR
ANYTHING I JUST SAID?

49
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SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING
TO GO TO THE DANCE
WITH A BROTHER.

50
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EMMETT, I WANT YOU
TO LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY.

51
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I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU
TO THE DANCE.

52
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WHEN YOU TOUCH ME
IT FEELS LIKE ELECTRICITY.

53
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( rock music playing )

54
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST

55
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* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *

56
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* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *

57
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *

58
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *

59
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *

60
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *

61
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *

62
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY

63
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY

64
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *

65
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY

66
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE

67
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *

68
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *

69
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *

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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *

71
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.

72
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- HI, KIDS.
- HEY, MOM.

73
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COME ON, CHARLIE,
LET'S GO SEE DADDY.

74
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I REALIZED TODAY?

75
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CHARLIE'S NEVER PLAYED
LASER TAG.

76
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I BET SHE'D ENJOY DOING THAT
ON FRIDAY NIGHT.

77
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OH, HOW VERY SWEET
AND UNSELFISH OF YOU.

78
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BUT CHARLIE'S GONNA BE
WITH US FRIDAY NIGHT.

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IT'S YOUR SCHOOL'S
OPEN HOUSE.

80
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RIGHT.
FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

81
00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,547
WELL, WE HAVEN'T.
DAD AND I CAN'T WAIT

82
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TO MEET THIS MIRACLE WORKER--
MRS. MELLISH.

83
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SHE'S THE FIRST TEACHER WHO
ABOUT YOU.LED TO COMPLAIN

84
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ARE YOU SURE HE'S ACTUALLY
GOING TO SCHOOL?

85
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MOM, YOU'VE BEEN
TO SO MANY OPEN HOUSES.

86
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AND YOU'D LOVE
LASER TAG.

87
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IT'S LIKE A WORKOUT
BUT YOU GET TO SHOOT STUFF.

88
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OH, COME ON, WE CAN PLAY
LASER TAG ANYTIME.

89
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MEETING A TEACHER THAT HAS
NO PROBLEMS WITH YOU--

90
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THAT MAY NEVER
HAPPEN AGAIN.

91
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- THIS IS BAD.
- WHAT'S BAD?

92
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THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T
BEEN GETTING IN TROUBLE

93
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IS THAT I TOLD MY TEACHER
FIGHTING A LOT.E BEEN

94
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THAT ACTUALLY WORKS?

95
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YOU ALSO HAVE TO GIVE
THE TEACHER ONE OF THESE.

96
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WOW, THAT'S GOOD.

97
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I ALMOST HUGGED YOU.
AND I NEVER WANT TO HUG YOU.

98
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WORKS EVEN BETTER
ON MRS. MELLISH.

99
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ANY TIME I DO
SOMETHING WRONG--

100
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MOMMY AND DADDY
WERE FIGHTING AGAIN.

101
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WOW.

102
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WELL, I GUESS YOUR EVIL PLAN
IS GONNA BE OVER
ON FRIDAY NIGHT,

103
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'CAUSE MOM AND DAD
WON'T BE FIGHTING.

104
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OR WILL THEY?

105
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SO WHO ARE YOU ASKING
TO THE DANCE?

106
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OKAY, HERE'S A HINT.
HE'S REALLY CUTE AND--

107
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YOU LADIES TALKING
ABOUT ME AGAIN?

108
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YOU KNOW I'M NOT
TALKING ABOUT YOU,

109
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SINCE I DUMPED
YOUR SORRY BUTT
A LONG TIME AGO.

110
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THAT'S NOW HOW ME AND
MY SORRY BUTT REMEMBER IT.

111
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REMIND ME AGAIN WHY
YOU EVER WENT OUT WITH HIM.

112
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ONLY ONE WAY
TO EXPLAIN IT--

113
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BRAIN FART.

114
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BRAIN FART.

115
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SO WHO'S THIS CUTIE
YOU'RE GONNA ASK?

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SPENCER.

117
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OH, RIGHT,

118
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MR. ALMOST FIRST KISS.

119
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YOU'D BETTER
GET MOVING ON THAT.
YOUR WINDOW IS CLOSING.

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- WHAT WINDOW?
- THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY.

121
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OH, THANKS.
THAT REALLY CLEARS THINGS UP.

122
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T, YOU ALMOST KISSED
THIS GUY,

123
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BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
SINCE THEN.

124
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IF YOU DON'T ACT SOON,
YOU'RE DOOMED TO BE
JUST FRIENDS.

125
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I LIKE SPENCER,
HE LIKES ME,

126
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AND I'LL ASK HIM
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.

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THAT BETTER BE
RIGHT NOW, CHICA,

128
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BECAUSE LAUREN SANDOVAL
IS GONNA ASK HIM.

129
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LAUREN WOULD
NEVER DO THAT TO ME.
SHE'S TOO GOOD A FRIEND.

130
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- THERE'S YOUR GOOD FRIEND
RIGHT NOW.
- WHERE?

131
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- WALKING UP TO SPENCER.
- WHAT? THAT LITTLE WITCH!

132
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YEAH!

133
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OH, LAUREN,
YOU POOR THING.

134
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WHAT A HORRIBLE, UGLY
TOMATOEY MESS YOU ARE.

135
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COME ON, PIZZA FACE,
LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.

136
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COME ON.

137
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OH, SPENCER, HEY.
DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

138
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HI, TEDDY.

139
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BOY, THAT PIZZA REALLY
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, HUH?

140
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YEAH.
NICE SHOT.

141
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IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST.

142
00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,595
NOW TELL ME AGAIN

143
00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,730
AND DON'T LEAVE OUT
A SINGLE DETAIL--

144
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WHAT EXACTLY DID SPENCER SAY
WHEN YOU ASKED HIM?

145
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HE SAID,
AND I QUOTE,

146
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"OKAY."

147
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( both scream )

148
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OH, WOULDN'T IT BE
SO ROMANTIC

149
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IF I GOT MY FIRST KISS
DURING A SLOW DANCE?

150
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THAT COULD HAPPEN
IF YOU DON'T WEAR

151
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THAT RED POLKADOT THING
THAT MAKES YOU LOOK
LIKE A CLOWN.

152
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NO NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

153
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I SHOULD DRESS MORE SUBTLE
AND UNDERSTATED

154
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LIKE YOU.

155
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THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

156
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NOW I JUST HAVE TO
FIGURE OUT

157
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HOW SPENCER AND I ARE
GONNA GET TO THE DANCE.

158
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HOW ARE YOU
GETTING THERE?

159
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I HAVEN'T ASKED
ANYONE YET.

160
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I'M STILL TRYING TO DECIDE
BETWEEN FIVE GUYS.

161
00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,877
WELL, DO ANY OF THEM
DRIVE?

162
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LET'S SEE...

163
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SOPHOMORE, FRESHMAN,
SOPHOMORE,

164
00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:04,791
EIGHTH-GRADER I DON'T
REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT,

165
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,518
AND SOPHOMORE.

166
00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,564
SO NO, NO DRIVERS
ON THE LIST.

167
00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,059
THAT'S TOO BAD,
BECAUSE IF YOU COULD FIND
SOMEBODY WHO DRIVES

168
00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,961
THEN SPENCER AND I
COULD DOUBLE WITH YOU.

169
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,003
YEAH, CONSIDER IT DONE.
I'LL JUST EXPAND MY LIST

170
00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,299
AND LOWER MY STANDARDS
A LITTLE BIT.

171
00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,971
LOWER THAN
THE EIGHTH GRADE?

172
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,571
YOU WANT A RIDE
OR NOT?

173
00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:28,742
OKAY, THEY SAY IT'S GONNA
BE CHILLY TONIGHT.

174
00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:33,006
I WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE NICE AND TOASTY.

175
00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,316
DID I REMEMBER
TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER?

176
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,619
I'M GONNA GO
WITH YES.

177
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,060
- ARE YOU READY TO GO?
- YEAH.

178
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IT IS GONNA BE SO NICE
TO GO TO AN OPEN HOUSE

179
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AND NOT TO HAVE TO
HEAR THE WORDS

180
00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:50,927
"OH, YOU'RE
GABE'S PARENTS."

181
00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,904
MOM, ARE YOU
WEARING PERFUME?

182
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,104
I AM.

183
00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,735
OH.

184
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,970
WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

185
00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:01,335
OH, I LIKE IT, BUT...

186
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,784
BUT WHAT?
DOES SOMEONE ELSE
NOT LIKE IT?

187
00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,851
I DON'T WANT TO GET
DAD IN TROUBLE.

188
00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,076
WAIT, DAD SAYS HE DOESN'T
LIKE MY PERFUME?

189
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,947
HE DOESN'T JUST SAY IT.
HE MAKES A FACE TOO.

190
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,116
AND SOMETIMES
THERE'S GAGGING.

191
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,728
OH.

192
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,730
WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING.

193
00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:25,032
HAS YOUR FATHER SHARED
ANYTHING ELSE WITH YOU

194
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,865
ABOUT HOW I
DISGUST HIM?

195
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,711
I'VE SAID
TOO MUCH ALREADY.

196
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,010
OH, OKAY.

197
00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,982
OKAY.

198
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,381
NICE JACKET, DAD.

199
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,653
ISN'T IT?
GOT MY COMPANY LOGO
RIGHT THERE--

200
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,154
FREE ADVERTISING AND
A GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER.

201
00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:51,116
DOES MOM KNOW
YOU'RE WEARING IT?

202
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,628
OH, I'VE BEEN DRESSING
MYSELF FOR SOME TIME NOW.

203
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,033
SO NO, I DIDN'T
RUN IT BY HER.

204
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,165
OH, I GUESS SHE'LL JUST
HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.

205
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,636
WHY?
IS THERE A PROBLEM?

206
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:11,084
I DON'T WANT
TO GET MOM IN TROUBLE,

207
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,081
BUT JUST BETWEEN US,

208
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,053
SHE THINKS YOU TALK
TOO MUCH ABOUT YOUR JOB.

209
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,918
I TALK TOO MUCH
ABOUT MY JOB--

210
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,663
THE SAME JOB
THAT PUTS A ROOF
OVER YOUR MOTHER'S HEAD?

211
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,060
HEY, I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

212
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:29,931
SO WHAT ELSE DOES SHE SAY
ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK?

213
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,803
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
ALREADY.

214
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,073
COME ON, GUYS.
GOTTA GO.
GONNA BE LATE.

215
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,142
WELL, WE'RE TAKING
THE BUG TRUCK,

216
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,810
IF THAT'S OKAY
WITH YOU.

217
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,039
AS LONG AS
THE WINDOWS WORK.

218
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,244
I DON'T WANT TO TRIGGER
ANYONE'S GAG REFLEX.

219
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,917
WOMEN.

220
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,119
( doorbell rings )

221
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,092
HEY, GOOD LUCK AT YOUR
OPEN HOUSE TONIGHT.

222
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,831
GOOD LUCK AT WHATEVER
YOU'RE DRESSED SO WEIRD FOR.

223
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,795
LOOK AT YOU.

224
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,774
OH, NO, LOOK AT YOU.

225
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,502
WELL, I WISH I WAS
SOMEONE ELSE

226
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,866
SO I COULD LOOK
AT BOTH OF US.

227
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,136
SO WHERE'S YOUR DATE?

228
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,075
PARKING THE CAR.

229
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,710
OH, I LIKE IT.
WHO IS HE?

230
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,047
OKAY, ABOUT THAT--
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW--

231
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,992
'SUP?

232
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,073
EMMETT, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MINUTE REAL QUICK?

233
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,098
OKAY, JUST--

234
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,065
EMMETT?

235
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,074
WE NEEDED
TRANSPORTATION.

236
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,106
IT WAS EITHER EMMETT
OR AN EIGHTH-GRADER

237
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,152
WITH A SKATEBOARD.

238
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,849
LET'S JUST GO
HAVE A GOOD TIME, OKAY?

239
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,194
SHALL WE?

240
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,797
TEDDY BEAR.

241
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,202
GRIZZLY BEAR.

242
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,078
YOU LOOK REALLY NICE.

243
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,250
YOU ARE REALLY NICE.

244
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,878
THANKS.

245
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,249
WHOSE CAR IS THIS?

246
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,794
MY GRANDPA'S.
HE THINKS I'M AT THE STORE
GETTING BREAD.

247
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,062
BUT INSTEAD

248
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,090
YOU'LL BE AT THE DANCE
GETTING NOTHING.

249
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,804
WOW, LOOKS LIKE
MY SEAT BELT'S BROKEN.

250
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,302
MAYBE I SHOULD SIT
IN THE MIDDLE.

251
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,143
IS THAT OKAY?

252
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,168
YEAH.

253
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:53,272
'CAUSE I'M
ALL ABOUT SAFETY.

254
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,806
TEDDY, YOU'RE
BLOCKING MY VIEW.

255
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:59,353
YOU MIND MOVING AWAY
FROM SPENCER?

256
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,249
BIG GUY,
LEAN THE OTHER WAY.

257
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,924
MORE.

258
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,864
MORE.

259
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,089
EMMETT, IF HE LEANS ANY MORE,
HE'LL FALL OUT OF THE CAR.

260
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,134
MORE.

261
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,970
WELL, THIS IS
MY CLASSROOM.

262
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,105
MRS. MELLISH LOOKS BUSY.
MAYBE WE SHOULD COME BACK
NEXT YEAR.

263
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,141
WHOA, P-U ALERT.

264
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,918
I GET IT, OKAY?

265
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,848
I'M TALKING ABOUT
CHARLIE'S DIAPER.
WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?

266
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,385
HECK IF I KNOW.

267
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,249
AND FOR YOUR
INFORMATION,

268
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:45,358
SOME PEOPLE FIND THAT SCENT
VERY PLEASANT.

269
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,402
A FULL DIAPER?

270
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,398
I'M GONNA BE BACK
IN A MINUTE.

271
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,230
- I'M GONNA GO
CHANGE CHARLIE, OKAY?
- OKAY.

272
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,166
- HI, GABE.
- HI, MRS. MELLISH.

273
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,243
HOW IS MY BRAVE
LITTLE SOLDIER?

274
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:02,141
NOT GOOD.
MOM AND DAD ARE
FIGHTING AGAIN.

275
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,405
OH, YOU POOR THING.

276
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,883
THEY'VE BEEN FIGHTING
ALL WEEK.

277
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:10,223
I DON'T THINK I CAN GET
THAT BOOK REPORT INTO YOU
BY TUESDAY.

278
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,020
THAT'S OKAY, DEAR.

279
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,123
YOU TAKE ALL THE TIME
YOU NEED.

280
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,115
I DON'T NEED TIME.

281
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,227
I NEED HAPPINESS.

282
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,959
OH.

283
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,232
( dance music playing )

284
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,118
ALL RIGHT.
THAT SONG WAS
BROUGHT TO YOU

285
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,121
BY FREDDY'S
STEREO HUT.

286
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,063
WHEN YOU'RE READY
TO ROCK STEADY,
GO SEE FREDDY.

287
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,059
P.J., WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE COMMERCIALS?

288
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,392
THAT'S HOW I'M PAYING
FOR ALL THE EQUIPMENT.

289
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,126
I GOT SOME SPONSORS
TO BUY ADVERTISING.

290
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,102
WHO WOULD BUY
ADVERTISING FROM YOU?

291
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,100
YOU'D BE SURPRISED.

292
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,402
THIS NEXT ONE IS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY MOM

293
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,404
WHO GAVE ME
20 BUCKS.

294
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,406
MOM-- WHEN YOU
ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY

295
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,008
CAN'T GET ANY MORE MONEY
OUT OF DAD.

296
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,446
BOB, COME HERE,
HONEY, LOOK.

297
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,217
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE
GABE DREW.

298
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,222
ISN'T THAT
SWEET?

299
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,355
YEAH, IT SURE IS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?

300
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,231
I GUESS WE'RE DOING
SOMETHING RIGHT.

301
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,459
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

302
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,325
GABE, IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR
PARENTS ARE GETTING ALONG.

303
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,134
I'M GONNA GO
INTRODUCE MYSELF.

304
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,496
GOTTA THINK.
GOTTA THINK.

305
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,142
IT'S GO TIME, RICKY.

306
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,516
EXCUSE ME, LADY.
YOU'VE GOT A RAT
ON YOUR SHOULDER.

307
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,218
( screaming )

308
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,120
RAT ON THE LOOSE!

309
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,352
REMAIN CALM.
REMAIN CALM.

310
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,517
REMAIN CALM.
REMAIN CALM.

311
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,359
SPENCER, COULD YOU GET
ME SOME PUNCH, PLEASE?

312
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,225
SURE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

313
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,165
EMMETT, WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET ME SOME PUNCH TOO?

314
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,141
WHAT, YOUR FEET
DON'T WORK?

315
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,444
- ICE OR NO ICE?
- SURPRISE ME.

316
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,444
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO MAKE MY MOVE.

317
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,246
GO GET THAT KISS,
GIRL.

318
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,776
HEY, P.J., PUT ON
A SLOW SONG, OKAY?

319
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,324
YOU GOT IT, SIS.

320
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:27,320
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA
BRING IT DOWN NOW,

321
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:31,264
JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD
BRING YOURSELVES DOWN
TO WALLY'S WAFFLES.

322
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:35,031
TELL THEM P.J. SENT YOU.
YOU CAN GET A FREE
PAT OF BUTTER.

323
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,502
( slow song playing )

324
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,770
- HERE YOU GO.
- OH, THANKS.

325
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,340
LET'S DANCE.

326
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,445
YO, QUICK, THROW ON
SOME HIP-HOP.

327
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:58,591
- BUT I JUST STARTED
THIS SONG.
- NOW.

328
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,588
- ( song stops )
- OKAY, THIS NEXT ONE IS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY EMMETT.

329
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,591
EMMETT-- HE'S...

330
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,793
STANDING RIGHT THERE.

331
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,356
( hip-hop song
playing )

332
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,195
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

333
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,471
EMMETT
STOLE MY DATE.

334
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,305
BACK WE GO,
LITTLE GUY,

335
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,438
SAFE AND SOUND.

336
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,484
BOY, REALLY TIRED.
WE SHOULD GO.

337
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:08,421
THANK YOU, MR. DUNCAN.
THAT WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE.

338
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,548
WELL, WHEN YOU'VE BEEN
IN THE PEST CONTROL BIZ

339
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,553
AS LONG
AS I HAVE, YOU--

340
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,415
YOU KNOW,
I REALLY SHOULDN'T
TALK ABOUT MY WORK.

341
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,486
IT BUGS MY WIFE.

342
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,655
NO, IT DOESN'T.
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

343
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,503
BECAUSE GABE TOLD ME
IT DID.

344
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:26,569
CHARLIE LOOKS MORE
TIRED THAN ME, SO...

345
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,499
GABE TOLD ME
YOU HATED MY PERFUME.

346
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,295
I NEVER SAID THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

347
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,207
OH, PLEASE DON'T
DO THIS HERE.

348
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,369
ISN'T IT BAD ENOUGH
THAT POOR GABE HAS TO LISTEN

349
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,507
TO YOU TWO CONSTANTLY
FIGHTING AT HOME?

350
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,953
WE DON'T FIGHT AT HOME.
WE'RE VERY HAPPY.

351
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,949
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE
GABE DREW OF OUR FAMILY.

352
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,651
THAT'S NOT HIS.

353
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,493
THAT'S GABE M'S.

354
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,688
THIS IS GABE D'S.

355
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,458
THAT'S DISTURBING.

356
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:57,633
MRS. MELLISH, I ASSURE YOU
WE'RE A VERY LOVING FAMILY.

357
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,674
GABE, GET YOUR BUTT
OVER HERE.

358
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,544
NOW WHY WOULD YOU
TELL YOUR TEACHER THAT
WE'RE FIGHTING AT HOME?

359
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,541
SO I COULD GET OUT
OF DOING MY WORK.

360
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,435
I'M IN BIG TROUBLE,
RIGHT?

361
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,447
Together:
OH, YEAH.

362
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:16,549
HAVE ALL YOUR OVERDUE
ASSIGNMENTS ON MY DESK
MONDAY MORNING.

363
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,523
BUT THAT'LL TAKE ME
THE WHOLE WEEKEND.

364
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,791
YOU POOR THING.

365
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,763
GET YOUR COAT.
WE'RE LEAVING.

366
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,433
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LET HIM
PLAY US LIKE THAT.

367
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,302
I KNOW.
HOW COULD I EVER THINK
YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY PERFUME?

368
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,672
WELL, IT'S NOT
MY FAVORITE.

369
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:39,571
SAID THE GUY WITH
THE CARTOON COCKROACH
ON HIS BLAZER.

370
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,309
IT'S AN ANT.

371
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,675
MAN, YOUR JERKING
IS DOPE.

372
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,354
MAN, YOUR POPPING--
SICK.

373
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:54,523
I'D LIKE TO POP
BOTH OF THESE JERKS.

374
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,594
SORRY YOU DIDN'T
GET THAT KISS.

375
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,393
YEAH, WELL, THE NIGHT'S
NOT OVER YET.

376
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,386
FOLLOW MY LEAD.

377
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,728
HEY, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

378
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,403
WHAT NOISE?

379
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,802
THE NOISE TEDDY
IS TALKING ABOUT.

380
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,404
SOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING
FROM THE BACK OF THE CAR.

381
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,437
YEAH, I HEAR IT TOO.
IT SOUNDS BAD.

382
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,083
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
PULL OVER AND CHECK IT OUT.

383
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,838
- I'M TELLING YOU--
- STOP THE CAR!

384
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,577
( tires screech )

385
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,623
JUST COME ON,
I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE
THE NOISE IS COMING FROM.

386
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,720
I KNOW WHERE THE NOISE
IS COMING FROM.

387
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,722
YOU WANT TO KEEP
THAT HEAD?

388
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,624
I SUGGEST
YOU NOT DO THAT AGAIN.

389
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,704
OH, SORRY, SORRY.

390
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,866
( horn honks )

391
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:49,605
IN MY HEAD THAT WENT
A LOT SMOOTHER.

392
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,708
HELLO THERE.

393
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,576
HI.

394
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,845
LOOK, I'M SORRY
I GOT SO CAUGHT UP

395
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,854
WITH EMMETT
AND THE DANCING.

396
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,386
I KIND OF LIKE THE WAY
THINGS WERE GOING
BEFORE THEN.

397
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,392
YEAH, ME TOO.

398
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,464
I'M GLAD WE GOT TO GO
TO THE DANCE TOGETHER.

399
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,533
I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE IVY SAID MY
WINDOW WAS CLOSING.

400
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,762
AND THEN LAUREN SANDOVAL
ALMOST ASKED YOU.
AND THEN IVY AND EMMETT

401
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,898
SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO.
HOW IS THIS GONNA WORK?"

402
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,673
AND I JUST--

403
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:23,609
THAT WAS A REALLY NICE WAY
OF TELLING ME TO SHUT UP.

404
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,821
Well, Charlie, I finally
got my first kiss tonight

405
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,824
and now I can't
stop smiling.

406
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,826
Who knew that
Emmett's grandpa's car

407
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,928
would turn out to be
in the world?ntic place

408
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,702
Okay, I'm gonna try
and stop smiling.

409
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,540
No, I can't do it.
( squeals )

410
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,710
( dance music playing )

411
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,190
MAN, LOOK AT THAT GIRL
WORKING.

412
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,618
WOW. I THOUGHT
WE WERE GOOD.

413
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,694
NOT AS GOOD AS THAT.

414
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,692
SHE'S GOT IT GOING ON.

415
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,834
( music continues )