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Seriously?

2
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Do you have anything to drink?
There's nothing in the kitchen.

3
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- Did you buy any?
- Oh, come on, Cat, I'm entertaining.

4
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God. What have you brought home?

5
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You'll like him. He's Scottish.

6
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Why would I like someone Scottish?

7
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You like Pokemon.

8
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Pokemon's not Scottish.

9
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Isn't it? I always thought,
you know, like...

10
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'Whose, mon!'

11
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- Pokemon.
- See?

12
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Sounds like someone
having a go at you in Glasgow.

13
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- It's Japanese.
- He's not Japanese.

14
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Who's not Japanese?

15
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You're not. Cat fancies Japanese men
and she wanted you to be Japanese.

16
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Cat, Jude. Jude, beer.

17
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You're so drunk.

18
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You're getting eaten by a zombie.

19
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Ah!

20
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Oh, here she is.

21
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- Enjoy yourself last night?
- It was just a couple of drinks.

22
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- That why you missed your shift?
- Why aren't we moving?

23
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- Don't change the subject.
- No, the subject was moving,

24
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- and why are we aren't?
- Relax!

25
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Engine was getting hot,
I'm just giving her a breather.

26
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Which is more than I can say
for Sunny.

27
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God.

28
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I think I might've snogged him.

29
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Well, great! The ice queen thaws.
This is a good thing.

30
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No, this is an apocalypse.

31
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Women who have sex
always die in horror movies.

32
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Jennifer Tilly, Bride Of Chucky,
Janine Taylor from Friday The 13th.

33
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Oh, God, Linnea Quigley,
Return Of The Living Dead.

34
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She was eaten by old men.

35
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Old men, Jo.

36
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It was just a snog.
What's the worst that can happen?

37
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Was THAT just a snog?

38
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- Why won't you give it up?
- I know. He's obsessed with me.

39
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I think you should accept
some responsibility

40
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for your own stalker,
who is now our stalker.

41
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Oh, well, that's very nice,
isn't it?

42
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All I do is put everyone else first.

43
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All you do is create mess
that I have to clean up.

44
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I step lightly on the Earth.

45
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I have done... stuff...

46
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..in the past!

47
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Like last night,
some of us were working,

48
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while you were drinking and snogging
your way around this boat.

49
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So I'm gonna get some sleep.

50
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And, you...

51
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..get over me!

52
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How can I get more experience
if I don't have a go?

53
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You can have a go.

54
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Let's just wait
for a straight stretch.

55
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- You don't trust my driving.
- Course I do.

56
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Should you even be driving?

57
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Didn't hear you get much sleep
last night. Cat, eh?

58
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Shut up, man.

59
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Just... don't do
what you normally do.

60
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It's a small boat,
we've all got to live on it.

61
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What do I normally do?

62
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Panic. And push them away.

63
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Thank you, Love Doctor (!)
I'm not actually looking for advice.

64
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Love... is like dew that falls
on both nettles and lilies.

65
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I'm really far too hungover
for this shit.

66
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One stings
and makes you want to run away,

67
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the other smells nice
and makes your life better.

68
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Cat's the lily in this scenario.
Be nice to the lily.

69
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Urgh, I feel rough.

70
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Nice top.

71
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Er...

72
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I actually found it on Rakuten,
it's like Japanese eBay.

73
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The guy who shipped it
actually lived in Akihabara,

74
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the electric city, home of otaku.

75
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Smells like rotting flesh.

76
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I know.

77
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Guys... we have a problem.

78
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You don't even know
how to start a boat like that.

79
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I can drive that boat, can't I?

80
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- Me too.
- Only cos I taught you.

81
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Oh, right, you have to do everything
for me, I remember.

82
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- You know I didn't mean it like that.
- I could reverse us.

83
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London is that way.

84
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- Hurry up! Jo's boyfriend's here!
- Stop calling him that!

85
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- Is he getting quicker?
- Just super keen, maybe.

86
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- It might need petrol!
- I know!

87
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Kill switch, kill switch...
What the holy fuck is a kill switch?

88
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- Hurry up!
- It's the tow cow.

89
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Oh, my God, Cat,
I swear, if you don't shut up...

90
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What? Your attention span is short,
that's all.

91
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot it was the end of the world

92
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and I didn't get this engine started
cos I wasn't concentrating!

93
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I'm coming to help.

94
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Ha!

95
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- What did I tell you?
- Nice one.

96
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OK, Jo, jump across
and we'll ditch the cruiser.

97
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- I'm not ditching it.
- Two boats are a liability.

98
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You're sick of cleaning up my mess,
well, I've got my own place now.

99
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OK, no, seriously, come back.

100
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- I need my own space.
- It's too dangerous.

101
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- It's fine! I'll stay with her.
- This is my boat.

102
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We can share the driving.

103
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Please? Don't leave me with
the new couple in the double bed.

104
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Fair enough.

105
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I never thought
I'd be on one of these.

106
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We're like... edgy art students,

107
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or... an old married couple.

108
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Not that we're old, obviously.
Or married.

109
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- You OK?
- Yeah. Yeah, absolutely fine.

110
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Why don't I take over?

111
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- I don't want you throwing up on me.
- Charming.

112
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Yeah, actually, that might be
a good idea, a little lie down.

113
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Why has the engine stopped?

114
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Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

115
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- We've run out of diesel.
- Didn't anybody check?

116
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- Did you?
- I just presumed...

117
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We should have had enough fuel to
take us to the next fuelling barge.

118
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We'll be all right.

119
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Ah, right, really, Sunny?
We'll be all right?

120
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We've just ran out of diesel.

121
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How is this my fault?

122
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Be... because I feel sick,
that's how!

123
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Oh, and that's relevant because...?

124
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Because you thought
it would be funny

125
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to play beer pong with tequila.

126
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Yeah, well, it was
pretty funny, actually.

127
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And it was your idea.

128
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Hey, Cat! Need a tow?

129
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Isn't it lucky we have two boats?

130
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- Is that it?
- It looks deserted.

131
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They're right behind us,
let's make it quick.

132
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Hello there. Fill her up?

133
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Yeah, yeah, sure.

134
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No back-up, eh?

135
00:08:13,624 --> 00:08:16,424
You should always carry
some spare fuel.

136
00:08:16,503 --> 00:08:18,996
The gauges are terrible
on these narrow boats,

137
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I can't tell you the amount
of people who get caught out.

138
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Erm, Cat?

139
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Can you lead your stalker away,
please?

140
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Hey, Jude!

141
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Oh, what rotten weather
we're having.

142
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I mean, say what you like
about global warming,

143
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but the English summer
is still a fickle bugger.

144
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Yeah, isn't it just?

145
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That gilet looks very warm.
Where'd you get it?

146
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You do know what's happening, right?

147
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Well, I did hear on my radio
that we're the epicentre

148
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of an apparent zombie plague

149
00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,621
that started in the Five Bells pub
on Gass Street.

150
00:09:03,722 --> 00:09:04,722
Five Bells?

151
00:09:04,808 --> 00:09:08,005
Turns out the government's mobilised
the first armoured division,

152
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,567
but THEY are struggling
to contain it.

153
00:09:11,686 --> 00:09:12,686
That what you mean?

154
00:09:14,569 --> 00:09:15,569
Yeah.

155
00:09:16,897 --> 00:09:21,937
Yeah, it's a terrible thing.
Still, life goes on.

156
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Come on, keep up.

157
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- I love this boat!
- Yeah!

158
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God, the freedom.

159
00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:44,920
This is what life's about.
Mistress of your own destiny.

160
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- Let's have a go.
- And the best thing, no Cat.

161
00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:48,527
Well, until we go back.

162
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Miss Judgey McJudgeface.
At least I act my age.

163
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She's a disapproving grandmother
in the body of a YouTube gamer.

164
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Nightmare.
I could take over if you like.

165
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She makes me clean the shower.

166
00:09:59,401 --> 00:10:01,625
We should just stay on this boat
and go to London by ourselves.

167
00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:04,276
- What, alone?
- Not alone alone, obviously.

168
00:10:04,381 --> 00:10:07,326
Together alone.
WITH them, but away from them.

169
00:10:07,366 --> 00:10:09,656
- Like a convoy.
- Convoy, exactly. Right.

170
00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,496
Only there's no toilets, no bed,

171
00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:13,225
and a weird smell of fish
in the cabin.

172
00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:15,828
Come on, Amar. The world's ending.

173
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,683
We are finally free
to do whatever we want.

174
00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:20,274
- I want to drive.
- Soon, my friend.

175
00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:22,459
Soon.

176
00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:33,256
So... cash or card?

177
00:10:36,397 --> 00:10:40,891
Only... the machine's down,
obviously, so if you have the cash,

178
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,280
that'd be brilliant.

179
00:10:42,348 --> 00:10:44,864
- Good one, man.
- Yeah, we don't have any money.

180
00:10:45,702 --> 00:10:47,994
What, do you think I should
just give you the diesel?

181
00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,875
It's an apocalypse.

182
00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:53,599
It's a fucking business,
is what it is.

183
00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,818
But... money doesn't mean
anything anymore,

184
00:10:55,858 --> 00:10:57,818
we're back in the dark ages,

185
00:10:57,905 --> 00:11:00,359
presumably with some sort
of medieval barter system.

186
00:11:00,457 --> 00:11:02,292
I don't know what planet
you're living on, bab,

187
00:11:02,397 --> 00:11:03,877
but on this one...

188
00:11:04,144 --> 00:11:05,651
- Whoa!
- ..you pay what you owe.

189
00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:07,651
Fuck me, a shot gun?
Who has a shot gun?

190
00:11:07,737 --> 00:11:09,904
- This is England.
- I have a certificate.

191
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,526
Some of us prepared.

192
00:11:11,596 --> 00:11:13,139
- For zombies?
- Why not?

193
00:11:13,179 --> 00:11:16,048
Climate change, religion,
bloody Europe,

194
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,467
something was bound to crack.

195
00:11:17,507 --> 00:11:20,920
We can talk about this, Lawrence,
how about a credit note?

196
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,016
An IOU?

197
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:25,960
What do I look like?
The tooth fairy?

198
00:11:41,225 --> 00:11:43,385
Well done, genius (!)
I hope you're happy.

199
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,185
I can't believe you told him
my sister has money.

200
00:11:48,296 --> 00:11:51,594
- My sister never has money.
- Buying time.

201
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,670
- He was pointing his gun right at me.
- Yeah, it's probably not loaded.

202
00:11:55,484 --> 00:11:56,710
You don't know that.

203
00:12:04,844 --> 00:12:09,087
So... last night's, er, fuzzy.

204
00:12:09,127 --> 00:12:12,390
Did, erm, did anything, you know...?

205
00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:14,311
You don't know?

206
00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:17,482
Well, I think I know,
but I want to know if you know.

207
00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:21,257
No. I mean, I think I know.

208
00:12:21,343 --> 00:12:22,710
No, I-I know.

209
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,922
It shouldn't have happened.

210
00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:30,370
- We've only just met.
- And you're absolutely not my type.

211
00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:34,246
Absolutely not your type?

212
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,230
Wow.

213
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:37,852
Blunt insensitivity
is your most attractive feature.

214
00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:39,395
And sarcasm is yours.

215
00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:42,543
That and your utter inability
to get off your arse.

216
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,178
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, no offence,

217
00:12:44,218 --> 00:12:46,926
but you are the laziest man
I've ever met.

218
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,761
I mean, it's the end of the world
and you've barely lifted a finger.

219
00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:52,190
I'm so sorry I don't follow
the great master plan

220
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,670
to your exact microscopic letter.

221
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,977
You're the most anal person
I've ever met.

222
00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:59,135
I'm not anal,
I just like things done right.

223
00:12:59,175 --> 00:13:00,848
That's the definition of anal.

224
00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:01,670
So are you.

225
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:02,994
That makes no sense!

226
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:14,710
- This is the life, isn't it?
- Totally.

227
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:18,209
Careful!

228
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:26,190
Just looks closer your side.
This steering is very touchy.

229
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,670
- I don't mind having a go.
- I'm fine

230
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,858
Yeah, but your driving's a bit...

231
00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:34,490
Well, you know,
it's a new skill for you.

232
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,330
You think you can do better?

233
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,710
We are a bit vulnerable
on our own, is all.

234
00:13:38,969 --> 00:13:41,309
You're kind of a negative person,
aren't you, Amar?

235
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,824
Not to be negative,

236
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,967
but I think we should check
for leaks.

237
00:13:58,866 --> 00:13:59,866
Right...

238
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,710
- What are you doing?
- Getting off my arse.

239
00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:07,670
Hello?

240
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,670
Oh, what?

241
00:14:09,926 --> 00:14:12,670
Just wondering what
you're going to do with the money.

242
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,019
When you get it.

243
00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:15,573
None of your business.

244
00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:17,579
Only, there's nowhere to spend it.

245
00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:19,670
We've just been to the supermarket.

246
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,307
The only currency's
not getting eaten.

247
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:27,160
Then it strikes me that real goods,
like, for example, diesel,

248
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:28,889
are even more important.

249
00:14:28,991 --> 00:14:32,115
Point well made.
Price just went up 50%.

250
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:34,358
Well done (!)

251
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,041
What you saving up for?

252
00:14:37,846 --> 00:14:38,802
Retirement.

253
00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:42,670
Porsche Boxster, Thai bride,
make your own prejudiced guess.

254
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,766
What were you going to do
when you retired?

255
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,710
All of the above.

256
00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:49,670
I'd like to live in a beach hut.

257
00:14:49,897 --> 00:14:52,710
- Do as little as possible.
- No change there, then.

258
00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:54,602
I'd tour the canals.

259
00:14:55,991 --> 00:15:00,067
Yeah? Well, you've got a boat
and all the diesel in the world.

260
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,710
What do you need the money for?

261
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,766
You're still there?

262
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:08,813
You OK?

263
00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:11,670
Oh, sorry,
did you want me to roll over

264
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,670
and tell you how,
"I see the truth now"?

265
00:15:14,975 --> 00:15:19,337
Because that pause was me wondering
how someone as stupid as you

266
00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,710
could think I was that stupid.

267
00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:28,288
And I'm back on my arse.

268
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,814
At least you tried.

269
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,298
Don't flood it. Again.

270
00:15:41,382 --> 00:15:42,977
I know what I'm doing!

271
00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:47,577
Just give it a minute.

272
00:15:57,319 --> 00:16:00,342
He's back! That guy is fast.

273
00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:01,710
He's got a lot of lean muscle.

274
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,644
What is up with him?

275
00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:12,983
Jude?

276
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,842
Oh, shit,
we have to get out of here.

277
00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:22,475
How exactly do we get out of here?

278
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,273
Engine's dead,
we're taking on water,

279
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:26,440
and your boyfriend's mates
will be over in a bit for dinner!

280
00:16:26,572 --> 00:16:27,835
Will people stop calling him that?

281
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,670
He's just a zombie
like the rest of them.

282
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,796
- He's different, Jo.
- He's not different!

283
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:34,163
Whoa!

284
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:39,205
They can't swim, right?

285
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,496
Good riddance.

286
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,488
Honestly,
sleep with a guy one time...

287
00:16:56,936 --> 00:16:57,976
Get off!

288
00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:03,789
You'd best get out here.

289
00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:14,505
Jo!

290
00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:17,356
Cat! Cat, help!

291
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:18,809
Pull her in, pull her in.

292
00:17:19,824 --> 00:17:22,477
Why won't you stop?!

293
00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:23,569
Come on!

294
00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:35,110
What are you doing?!

295
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,599
Gonna say goodbye to an old flame.

296
00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:40,429
That's a good line.

297
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:44,669
Health and safety exists
for a reason, you know!

298
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:48,710
- Who's got a match?
- I'm adding all this to your bill!

299
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:54,988
- You're dumped.
- Meh.

300
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,350
- Where's the flames?
- It's diesel, love.

301
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,710
It's not all bangs and whooshes,
you know.

302
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,710
Ah-ha!

303
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:09,070
Oh, fuck!

304
00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:21,842
- May I?
- No!

305
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,850
OK, it WAS loaded.

306
00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,177
Oh, you pillocks.

307
00:18:45,648 --> 00:18:47,168
Get off! Get off!

308
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:50,838
Back to mine!

309
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,670
Give me that.

310
00:18:58,710 --> 00:18:59,710
You drive.

311
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,530
Why won't he just die?

312
00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:14,701
It's over, Jude. Take a hint!

313
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:18,710
Whoa!

314
00:19:42,768 --> 00:19:44,885
- You blew up my boat.
- Oh, come on, Lawrence,

315
00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:48,670
give us a break,
we're... we're just surviving.

316
00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:50,670
We're all human,
we should be pulling together,

317
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,446
not exploiting one another.

318
00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:55,968
That's just a fancy way of saying
you're still trying to rip me off.

319
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,599
Now, does she have my money or not?

320
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,155
I've been contactless since 2017.

321
00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:03,670
And we're in this together.

322
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:07,047
Yeah, you shoot me,
you have to shoot all of us.

323
00:20:07,818 --> 00:20:09,845
- Fine by me.
- Whoa!

324
00:20:09,936 --> 00:20:10,976
I've got your money.

325
00:20:12,351 --> 00:20:16,068
- She's yours. Take the boat.
- What's the catch?

326
00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:19,226
No catch.
Goes like a dream. Right, guys?

327
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,374
Well, she is unsinkable.

328
00:20:26,522 --> 00:20:27,860
And the gilet.

329
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:49,224
I'm so good at driving boats.
Wind in my hair. I'm built for it.

330
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:51,654
Like a much, much younger
Daniel Craig.

331
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:55,584
- You OK?
- Yeah. Just, you know.

332
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,710
- Hey.
- I'll just...

333
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,778
How's the jacket?

334
00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:05,350
Surprisingly comfortable.
Smells of lavender.

335
00:21:05,538 --> 00:21:06,898
- Really?
- No.

336
00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:10,830
- You know, it was only a kiss.
- Several kisses.

337
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,296
- Several kisses.
- And a bit of...

338
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:15,491
Yeah, nothing two friends
can't put behind them.

339
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,670
Yeah.

340
00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:20,710
- Friends?
- Yeah.

341
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,882
You smell like toes.

342
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:26,950
Yeah.

343
00:21:33,081 --> 00:21:35,842
Gonna be weird for you.
No more stalkers.

344
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,670
Trust me,
there's always more stalkers.

345
00:21:38,772 --> 00:21:39,881
Not like Jude.

346
00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:41,980
You were right.

347
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:45,510
I know, he jumped and he was faster,
that's not in the rule book.

348
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,248
He was different,
we need to know why.

349
00:21:47,295 --> 00:21:51,366
I meant you were right
about... doing stuff for me.

350
00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:54,630
You do...
maybe more than your fair share.

351
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:57,033
- Maybe?
- Maybe.

352
00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:01,041
Maybe I can be a bit controlling.

353
00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:03,710
- Maybe.
- Maybe.

354
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:08,670
- Sorry about your boat.
- Didn't even have a kettle.

355
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:10,550
Animals.

356
00:22:13,257 --> 00:22:14,721
Fancy making me a cup of tea?

357
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:17,803
No.

358
00:22:21,058 --> 00:22:24,081
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