All language subtitles for Alexis Fawx on Dating Younger Guys and Crazy Industry Parties ｜ OnlyFeehans with Kerryn Podcast 190

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Welcome back to another episode of
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Fian, and our guest today. I'm very
excited.

World famous, wildly acclaimed,
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Fox, everybody.

Thank you.

I only squirted like one time.

Let's just get into it. Let's go.

When I was masturbating, never with a
guy. Guys can, like, never make me cum.

Like, I can make myself cum.

What I need them to do, I'll go back to
the squirting thing. What I need them to

do for me to cum is to be really still,
actually. Just, like, have a hard dick

and, like, stay really still so that I
can rub my clit until I cum.

And then they can do whatever they want
with my girl cum. Like, once it's in

there, you know, like, go wild.

But maybe you can help me squirt more
because when I, like, first started

masturbating, I would squirt a little
bit. Yeah. But it felt like a babbling

book. Like it wasn't like a lot of
pressure. It wasn't like old faithful,

geyser.

Well. You know what I mean?

Is it more of like, is it a technique
thing I can work on?

It's definitely a technique that you can
work on, but also if you're comparing

what we do on camera to what real life
is, it's completely different.

Like I'm drinking four to six Pedialyte.
Really? Well, yeah, because they want

like that such dramatic, you know,
gusher. You're like, you are old

And I even tell them, like, well, first
cowgirl is going to go. When I see me

reach up, just know it's coming to fly
into the camera or you're going to get

wet. I've gotten so many people wet by
it. You're the gal. You're a porn.

I am. i love you they've had plastic up
before i'm not even kidding because

you're so right with that with the
watermelon no you're so hydrated yeah

um yeah so now i want to because i do
live in the desert i have like a

you know not every day but every once in
a while and every time i'm like

trucking with him you're like oh you're
squirting today but no i'm just

dehydrated happy squirting enjoy your
tuesday exactly

That's awesome. But natural squirting, I
can make myself do that.

I've never had a guy make me do that.
Really?

I've had men make me cum, but I really
have to give them instructions, tell

what I want, really have that
communication, and hopefully they're

listeners. I always hate it when they're
like, stay there, right there, and

they're like, huh?

Like ADD. They're like, is Star Wars on?

What are we doing here? Okay, squirrel
brain.

I need you to go back and focus.

I need like verbal. Like I need like
them to say certain things and I will

feed them a script and they will
improvise every fucking time. I'm like,

told you to say that. I said, call me a
good girl. And they're like, okay, bad

girl. I'm like, no, no.

You're fucking.

Just stop.

Just stop. Just get out.

Send your brother in.

This is awful.

Just ring the bell.

I love you. Thank you for doing my
podcast.

Alexis and I met judging the naked roast
battle at Skank Fest. So shout out to

Skank Fest.

Yeah. We had a great time.

I had a great time. Yeah. That was a lot
of fun. That was really fun. The girls

were so pretty. The guys were not.

No.

Didn't someone come out with a chub?

yeah i did they go back there and chub
it i think that's what i would do to try

to intimidate yeah i probably would too
if i didn't get out and do like full -on

erection take it like a blue pill right
beforehand and just stand there dead in

the eyes and just roast the fuck out of
them just part of the rock a big boner

yeah hopefully it would be a big boner
and the girl And the girls were so

beautiful. They were. And angelic. And
brave.

And just like, hey, here I am. I fucking
love that part. Yeah. It was really

fun. I hope they do it again this year.

I hope so, too. They probably will. And
then Zach stapling shit to himself. He's

an animal. I've never seen that. before.
You've been animal. Yeah, that was

wild. And yeah, I got to put a rat. Oh,
yeah, you did.

What is it? A rat?

A rat tail? What was it? I don't know
what it was.

What do you mean?

Trap. Oh, the mouth trap. Yeah, the
mouth trap.

I had to pull it out.

Pull it out and snap it.

Zach and Nico, you're crazy.

He was. That was great, though.

I was like, this is what the guy sent me
in my DM.

So do you have an OnlyFans too?

Yeah.

You're like, of course. What do you
think? I'm fucking stupid? We all do.

Do you chat with the guys in the DMs
there?

Yeah, I do.

I'm not that chatty on there.

I do.

Because I like to chat and I like that.
I prefer doing that than doing a bunch

of customs.

I'm not doing customs. This is like
boutique. You got what you got.

I don't, the customs are like too much.
Like, can you go get war paint and some

feathers? I'm like, no.

Like what?

Yeah. I keep them really simple. Like,
like if you want me to do a custom, then

kind of here's the menu. And basically,
yeah, I'm going to have your name in it.

I'm going to, you know, do some things.

Yeah. But it's not like.

I'm not trying to be a circus monkey on
there. No. If that makes sense. You know

what I mean? Your rates are probably
very high, too.

You're like, if you want a costume from
Alexis Fox.

Yeah, make it worth my time. Because
that's like a collector's item, too.

that's how I look at it. They can hand
that down to their children.

I'm putting that in the will.

And my election box cameo goes through.
It's funny because I will get letters

with, like, pictures of me in there to
sign. They're like, yeah, you know, I'm

collector. Yeah. You know, I'm going to
pass these down. I'm like, I don't want

to know.

Your family tree. Just leave the shit
out. Just hang.

Would you sign these things? Yes, I
will. Yes, I will. I will sign them. I

want to know the history.

No. I don't want to know that you and
your brother like me. No. Because then

wondering, are you guys jerking each
other off? I know.

Sometimes I write it on it. You and Bob
jerking each other off when you watch

me. What the fuck's happening?

I want to know the details.

If you're going to say that, put good
juicy details so I can have a little

imagination going on. Maybe I'll twiddle
my shit for a minute. Make it fun for

me.

I love you. Thank you, Bob.

Thanks, Bob.

I was doing some research.

I already was a fan. I knew a lot of
your work.

I don't think I knew that you were in
the Air Force.

Yeah. That's insane.

Yeah. I went in right after high school.
Wow. I graduated high school and then I

waited because I graduated early and
yeah, just went in. Because you were

smart? Yeah.

Wow. Weird.

It's not weird to me. Yeah, yeah. I went
into the Air Force. It got me out of my

small town because I knew I wanted to go
to college. I wanted to get out of my

small town. I grew up in the middle of
nowhere with horse and buggy.

Pennsylvania. Yeah.

Like Pennsylvania Dutch. Yeah. Like the
Amish. Like there was, I grew up with

like Amish around me. I love the Amish.
They made a basket for my mom. Oh yeah.

My mom had a house full of them.

I'm like, thanks mom.

Thanks for the Easter basket.

What was the Air Force like though? Like
what was the training like? Like was it

hard? Was it real army shit?

No, I didn't, you know. it's just I
think it's just a mindset like I just

in knowing like you know basic training
is just there to like you know make you

a team member right work together and
kind of destroy the ego in a sense yeah

you just like you know discipline yeah
just like discipline and get the job

also if you're put into a situation that
you know how to work together in a team

right So I got it, and it was easy. So
that, like, whatever. It was just a

mindset. Got through that. Went to
school.

The Air Force is, like, a little bit
more, I feel, educational base than just

throwing people front work. Okay.

And so went to schooling, and then you
just get shipped off to a base. And I

enjoyed it. I had fun, you know. Yeah. I
had a good time. A lot of skills you

probably, like, learned from that. I
find it very impressive.

And I keep bringing up the stat that 80
% of the men in this country aren't fit

for the draft right now.

I'd be a little worried.

I know.

My friend went on a date with a guy last
night and she told me that the whole

time he was like, the next attack is
going to be a cyber attack and they're

going to tell us it's Russia, but it's
really us attacking ourselves.

I'm like, you can't go on dates anymore.
You can't talk to these fucking red

pill guys.

I know. I have not been on a date in a
long time. Neither have I.

I mean, every time I want to go on a
date, it's because I want to go to a

restaurant that I can afford and the guy
that I want to go with usually can't.

Damn it. It's frustrating.

You're not dating?

No, no, I haven't dated in a while.

Yeah. I kick it on dating, yeah.

No, I know me neither. I'm either going
to get kicked off or catfishing myself.

Yeah, me neither.

Plus, I think it's odd to me. I like old
school just randomly meeting somebody

and seeing if we hit it off. Yeah.

I like that. I prefer that too. I want
to just kind of meet a gym guy, I think.

That might be good for me.

hot abs yeah just like a hot like a guy
like some guy that's like not going to

be annoyed with my type of like i wake
up early i like sometimes take a nap

every day around 2 to 3 p .m it's a good
time by the way right is that when

you're napping napping is really good
for you i've read a lot of studies we're

gonna live longer because we nap yeah um
and then you know yeah some nights i'm

out really late because i have freaking
stand -up shows and shit like that but I

just like – I think gym guys are more
likely to understand like the way I

the way I like kind of vibe in the
world, the way I eat too. I want like

protein, nutrient -dense food.

I don't know.

Do you drink? I want to be healthy. Do
you drink?

I occasionally drink, but I'm not a big
drinker. I usually like take breaks from

it. I'm not like – Your skin looks
really good. Oh, thanks.

You don't look like a drinker.

I'm not.

It's not that I don't have like a glass
of wine.

I just – I'm like a two -drink, three
-drink.

If it's the party called for, like at
the Pornhub party.

Yeah. You're getting drunk at the
Pornhub party. I'm drinking tequila.

Wait, tell me a Pornhub party story
before you die.

Sorry about that.

I'm joking. No, I'm congested in my like
hock -a -loogie at some point during

this because I'm at the very end of a
little summer cold that I fought off by

myself. I didn't take antibiotics like
you fucking pussies. Good for you. Thank

you so much. Yeah, I hate taking
medicine.

Me too.

Yeah. We have an immune system. Right.
For a reason. Yeah.

Exercise it. Thank you. If you don't
exercise it, it's never going to know

to work. Yeah. And there's all these
studies that it's like. people who take

antibiotics every time they get sick
they get depressed like it fucks with

oh yeah like um well like when it
actually it was funny because what led

you know even getting into the adult
industry is because i was you know you

graduate college and then you think you
have to get like this particular job

with a firm or this or that right
whatever which was fine and dandy at

when you're like a creative person and
you you you thrive in the kind of the

chaoticness of being an entrepreneur or
a self -employed person being in a rat

race of a cubicle is gonna lead to bad
behavior totally so it totally led to me

like you know you you leave on a
thursday night or a friday night after

it's like happy hour until like monday
morning until i just start again yeah

it's like oh shit monday's here you know
like And here we go again. It's the

same shit. Like, oh, we're going to
recover. We feel good. And it's back to

drinking again.

And so I just woke up one day. I was
like, this is not the life for me. I

want this shit. And this is not the job.
So I hauled off and I quit everything.

Hell yeah.

I even like quit friends.

I quit it all. That happens.

And I took a lot of time off. And then
that's what led to me like, oh, should I

get a job? Because I was living in
Miami.

And then I answered a Craigslist ad and
it happened to be Dancing Bear. And

that's what led to that whole weight
frame of thinking.

Dancing Bear. Shout out Dancing Bear. We
talked about Dancing Bear on this

podcast. I forgot to shout out my
boyfriend, Drew.

He races bullfrogs. I don't know if you
guys are familiar.

I didn't even know that was a thing. Oh,
yeah. Talk about Pennsylvania. I don't

know if he was in Pennsylvania or
upstate New York. I think it was

the backwoods of the Northeast.

And he won. So I shouldn't just say he
races them. He's a champion.

He won.

Champion. He found the frogs. He raced
them. And I'm really proud of him. How

did he train them?

I'm really proud of him. I don't know. I
think they like spit on them or

something. I don't know what they do.

They like just find them that day.

Wow. They just find them that day. Yeah.
And they just are like, go, go, go.

I'm so watching this. I know.

Nicole,

is this actual footage from this year or
this is just a general one?

Oh, is this it? This is just a run of
the mill bullfrog race. This is a run of

the mill.

Fourth of July.

Sounds like a festivity. It's coming up.
There they are.

They're so green.

What were we talking about?

I mean, we could watch this all day.

But so that, because I feel that like
similarly, so I started doing OnlyFans

when the pandemic hit. Yeah. I had a
writing job at Paramount and I was doing

stand -up almost every night.

So it was like 10 to 6 and then I had a
dog. I would like wake up super early.

walk my dog, go to the gym, go to my
job, work all day, come home, walk my

do one, two, three, set tonight,
whatever, and then do the whole thing.

And all the days, even though it was a
creative job, it sucked.

I would just like watch YouTube videos
all day. All the ideas I had were too

weird. They were too outside the box.
They weren't commercial enough. They

never going to get sold.

Or even the ones that I tried so hard to
like fit into this like box of what

they wanted, they would get kicked up to
like the VP, right? So you get so

excited. You're like, finally, I have
this project. It has my name on it. I'm

going to get fucking a war. Like I would
get way ahead of myself and then it

would just get killed at the very end.
Oh God. So when, yeah, the only thing

hit, I was like, this is the vibe.

Yeah. I was like, this is better for me
in so many ways because now, you know,

I'm at the pool in my building and I'm
the only one there on Monday, on

on Wednesday, on Thursday.

And I just think about, I'm like all
these sheep.

Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. You know,
not to sound like it, like, I mean, I

was there for, I mean, I, you know, I
waited tables and I was a bartender.

I did all that shit for like 15 years.
So part of me does feel like maybe 20,

like I paid my dudes. Like I did the
penance that is New York city. Yeah. And

now I get to just kind of coast.

Yeah. Make your money. I mean, like
you're in the comfort of your own home

doing, you know, adult things with your
adult self. Like who gives a shit? Yeah.

And like, until somebody is like fully
like supporting me.

Which will never happen.

Well, that's how I feel. I wouldn't want
that. You know what I mean? Right. It's

not like it would never happen. I just
wouldn't want that. That's not part of

life. It wouldn't feel the same. It
wouldn't feel good. I love earning my

money. And also it changed how our
career is even like, how we even

Like, you know, I'm contracted, so I
don't have to take that many shoes, you

know, over the contract time.

You know, I can make my own schedule.

I can do my OnlyFans anywhere and
everywhere.

Right. So like trips are written off.
Yeah. Dude, we go on content trips all

time. Yeah.

Great. Awesome.

Yeah. And we get a ton of content. And
like what you were saying, like you,

somebody take care of you. Like I had a
boyfriend when I first started it.

And he, of course, called it
psychological warfare.

And then his, like, mom found out, too,
and really, like, fully shamed him about

it. And then we, like, I stopped doing
it because I was like, okay, you know,

it's really hurting you that much, like,
I'll just stop making this fucking

crazy amount of money.

Isn't that crazy? Like, that sacrifice?

How can someone ask you to, like, are
you going to take this charge? Are you

going to start making this money? That's
the thing. So then I just, like, slowly

watched my bank account, like, shrink,
like, over, like, six months. Savings

happened. Yeah. And then, like, people
weren't getting back to work. Yeah.

Things weren't happening. Right. So
you're supposed to just sit there and

fucking starve? No.

So then it was, and at the same time,
even though in my, the way I saw it,

I had made this, like, huge fucking
sacrifice, right? This financial

This individual was sort of a different,
you know, type vibe because he had,

like, everything paid for, like, by his
parents.

our concept of money was very different
like i had always earned my own money

there was no world in which an apartment
was purchased for me no i've always

earned my own money so i get you there
was no world where it's like oh things

happen oh now i go to europe like like
never like oh we're going to europe we

have to start saving yesterday like yeah
you know what i mean when are we going

let's put this on the calendar on the
calendar now i have to work a double and

now you know what i mean like it was
like how much do i have to work work

so

That was like a thing that was like just
never – but our relationship didn't

progress when I like made that
sacrifice. Like I was like, all right,

to go ahead and not do this because it's
hurting you.

And then it was just like nonstop like
fighting and like we like still didn't

even like – I'm still in love with him
obviously. I talk about him all the

Just give that time. It will go away.

I wanted to. Just keep making your
money. I know. I just like nothing – I

about it and I'm like, like you said,
like nobody is ever going to –

if somebody were to like, you know, give
me, I just don't trust it. I don't

trust it either because what's the
motive and the intention behind that?

don't want to feel that I have to owe or
do something for somebody.

And that's how my psychology will work.
I don't feel like, oh God, I got to

tiptoe and do this, that and the other.
Absolutely. Somebody paid for that. I'm

just not into it. I really, I take, I do
take pride into like, I bought my own

house. I paid off my own student loans.

I'm my own bitch and my cars are paid
off.

You can go wherever you want, buy
whatever you want. Yeah, nothing stops

Walk into Prada and get a fucking
sparkling water and maybe buy some shoes

maybe don't. But I'm going to have a
sparkling water.

Exactly. Exactly.

Yeah, that concept of people holding it
over, like a guy holding it over your

head. I don't want to deal with that. I
totally know that's what would happen.

And like, yeah, and it would be brought
up constantly in conversation.

Even like dating guys now who like, and
the last guy I dated was like very cool

with it.

He was like fine with it.

I'm just going to take it.

We're both doing it.

Even though he was, like, very cool with
it, like, had, you know, no problem,

like, encouraged it.

Like, it would irritate me if he would,
like, tease me about it a little bit.

He'd be like, well, are you going to do
this when you're 50? I'm like, maybe, if

I still look good, maybe.

And then he would also, like, comment
about things that I would spend money

He'd be like, you should really save
your money. Do you really need that?

you should save your money. And I'm
like... I would be saving my money if

had any.

Like you're not paying for anything.

It's weird because if you don't find a
guy that makes like the same amount or

more, it's a little tricky.

Yeah, I'm into like dating.

You got to like talk finances. You got
to talk because you want to date kind of

in a matching level. You can't be here
and expecting someone over here. Yeah.

You can't be like here, you know, back
and forth.

I think because there is that difference
or just take full responsibility that

you may have to carry the other person
because you're not going to be able to

the things that you want to do. And I
think that puts a lot of pressure even

the person that doesn't have the money
because I don't know.

I think that would just bother me.

Yeah, you'd be resentful. I'd be like,
ah, you know.

I would feel that I would not be able to
make any decisions because it wouldn't

be my money to make the decision. Right,
of course. Yeah.

And you feel like, yeah, you're like
living under somebody's thumb or

Do you get hit on by a lot of young
guys?

I do.

Me too. I do.

What's happening there?

I don't know.

Like 15 years younger than me is my most
recent one. I don't even want to ask.

I just had a birthday.

The only thing I ask is like, you can
rent a car, right?

Without my help.

Everybody's like, what's the youngest? I
was like, the person needs to rent a

car without my help.

That's going to put you around 26.

Yeah.

And even then I'm going to quite like,
what do I have in common?

That's again where I go back to the
sleep schedule.

Sleep schedule.

Where are you in your life?

Have you had some life just happening to
you that you were able to build some

character within?

saying you have it in 20 you know at 25
maybe you have yeah not not all 26 year

olds are the same i get that right what
that fucking anne hathaway movie is

what's fucking with me i haven't seen it
do you know which one i'm talking about

she's like falls in love with this pop
star she has like a fucking i don't know

an 18 year old daughter or something
she's i think maybe 40 41 and he's like

there it is there it is he's also such a
babe he is a babe and they just you buy

it you buy that he's mature and he's not
gonna break her heart and he's totally

on with the sleep schedule no problem
yeah And I'm just like, I don't know. I

tried to date a 26 -year -old Irish
bartender and every time I came back

he was asleep with his mouth open on my
couch.

You're like, this is not what I signed
up for. You gotta go.

I'm like, that's a pump and dump, hun.

We're not taking, we're not, in fact, I
probably wouldn't bring that one back to

my house. I know.

Let's go back to yours. I know how to
leave before this is over. I know, but

sometimes you go to their house and they
don't have a bed frame and they don't

have, they're like.

They're roommates and you're like, oh,
sorry.

Especially in New York, I guess people
would have more likely.

Yeah, Vegas, you guys have more homes
and more space. That was like a great

adjustment going from like Miami into
Vegas. It's like, oh, I was paying this

Miami, had a small town home or condo or
whatever. And over here, I was like,

oh, my God, you're out of the house.

Let's go.

Maybe I'll move to Vegas.

I like the weather.

Oh, you like the dry heat? Yeah.

It's like 115 today. Right now?

It's a little hot in the summer for me.
But I mean, I could just come back here

for the summer.

Oh, yeah.

Totally. I mean, you're on the OnlyFans.
You can go and do anything you want.

Just buy a couple properties anywhere.

Okay.

That's what I'm on. I'm just like buying
property with my money. I'm just like

buying houses. Is it hard right now
because of like the whatever interest

or whatever? I think it depends on where
you are. I think it depends on where

you're buying. Like now I'm looking for
land.

And I'm looking for land like where A,
there's also like rainwater. There's

actual rain so I can collect it and be
able to garden and actually grow fruit

and stuff like that.

The house in Vegas, I totally bought
that as a business purchase because I

turn that into a shoot house.

At first I was like, ooh, Airbnb. and B,
but after I've seen like people

squatting and that, I'm just not into
that. No, thank you. Plus, someone

this up to me. If it's a shoot house,
then it's not actually getting wear and

tear 24 hours, seven days a week. You
don't know people bringing kids in.

So it's like one room at a time or maybe
they shoot, you know, they can rent it

out for a week. Yeah. And I'll get more
money from that. That's smart.

So I think as a shoot house, it's going
to be perfect. And then I can come hop

back and stay in it anytime I want.
Right. And there's work and whatever.

That's really smart.

From my little homestead. And your dog.

My little dogs. My little senior dogs.
Oh, you have multiple dogs? I have two

dogs and a rabbit.

You have a rabbit?

Yeah. Well, actually, they're first
seniors. They're old.

One's, like, 14. One's 12.

One has, like, kidney problems. He's,
like, stage two out of four. And the

one who just had blood work today,
actually.

I think he has Cushing's disease or
something with his pancreas and liver

fat and all this.

Oh, baby.

Yeah.

It's so sad because, like, I feel
like...

There were puppies in my eyes like all
this time. Suddenly you just turn

It's like, oh shit, my dog's getting
old.

And I wouldn't trade it in the world.
It's really hard though because I think

dogs are my fur kids as I say. Yeah.

It's probably like the only thing I have
real attachment to. Yeah.

So that, that's really hard. But I love
being like their retirement plan.

I'm their luxury.

That house that I bought is really
theirs. They're going to get the best

life care. I'm just paying the bills.

They're going to have the best drug.

I'll do whatever.

Yeah. I just love them. I love them. And
that's why I also can't get anything

done at my house because I'm all over
it. My first dog's in that box behind

That was Ernest. I had to put him to
sleep because he got a tumor on his

And it was really the saddest part of my
adult life.

But I lasted eight days without a dog.
And then I got Mabel, the wolf.

Yeah. I love her so much.

She's my best friend. She's cute.

She loves people, obviously. She was all
over you.

She doesn't love all dogs.

Do your dogs get along with all dogs?

Loki, not so much because he was
attacked by a bigger dog. So he's kind

know, he has that trauma. Poor thing.
But my Jojo, he doesn't know.

He would go up to any dog. He would go
up to anything.

Like, hey, what's going on? Now my
rabbit, she's insane.

Really? Oh. What kind of rabbit? I have
no idea. I rescued her.

She was like, I don't even know how I
saw her. She was like in the middle of

night. Well, not in the middle of the
night. It was like 830, which is middle

the night for me.

Yeah. Bye.

Lights out, camera meal, sleepy tea.

Exactly. If I'm not out before – No,
yeah. I'm not going out. Don't invite

Yeah. If I'm out, I'm out and like we
can go out all night. Like I was at a

Chappelle party not very long ago.

I guess it was like a year ago.

Until like 4 a .m. I'll have you know,
okay?

Party. Even then I woke up the next day
and I was like, oh my god. I didn't even

drink but I was like, am I hungover?

I feel hungover.

I think like I don't really drink that
much and –

When I don't get sleep, I feel worse.

Yeah. I feel like I did. I feel like I
should have just went out and partied at

this point. What do you do for fitness
stuff?

I bach and Muay Thai.

Fucking love it. It's one of my favorite
exercises to do ever.

Heavy weights and yoga.

Yeah. Meditation, basically. That's it.

She's a modern woman.

Yeah. You're a modern woman. How heavy
can you lift? Like, what can you bench?

I have no idea.

What can you deadlift?

I don't have to ask my trainer. Nice.

I honestly have a trainer.

Yeah, I do because I don't want to think
that whole entire hour. I'm like that,

but that's why I take classes.

And I just like really like buddy up
with the teachers so hard that they

my trainers. They don't really realize
it.

I become like the like class favorite.

Oh, that's nice. Maybe it's because I'm
being nicer. Maybe I want to make sure

that they tell me if I'm doing it wrong.

I just want to be on their mind all the
time.

I'm like, oh, I'm so funny, right? Am I
doing this right? Am I doing this right?

It's correct.

It's my form already. Yeah. And the
classes I take, it'll be like mostly

take these like alpha strength classes.
Okay. Yeah. I've seen those. So

sometimes you can like disappear as a
girl, like if you're not sort of like.

annoying a little bit like i try to be
funny like the other day he's like

working on power snatches and i was like
that's what they call me in high school

help me help me do these

exercises my favorite teacher is named
ron christopher and he's gay and today

is july 1st and i walk up to him and i
was like hey i'm really glad pride's

He likes it though.

That's good. That's really good. How do
you – like when you travel, how do you –

do you like work out at the hotel?

Yeah. So I belong to Lifetime. Me too. I
love Lifetime. Me too.

And it's like I – Nicole.

I highly recommend getting an expensive
gym membership somewhere.

I live for a lifetime. We talk about
lifetime every week. I fucking love it.

I like it when I travel because
sometimes, you know, you fly in and you

quite check into your hotel yet. You go
to lifetime. I go to lifetime. I fucking

spot out. I get all the kinks out
because you know those fucking chairs

uncomfortable. Yeah. I don't even give a
shit where you are in the plane. It's

just uncomfortable. I agree.

I go to the Lifetime. Or if I have to
check out and I fly out later, I just go

to Lifetime. I get a little workout in.
Yeah, get a workout in. My skin glows.

I'm getting on that plane looking
fabulous. I agree.

And rested. I was just at the Lifetime
in Chicago.

Have you been to that one? No. It's
beautiful at One River North.

They have an outdoor pool.

They have the steam room, sauna, hot
tub, and a cold plunge. What? In the

room. A cold plunge? Yes, the cold
plunge was fucking nice.

Nice.

Are there multiple ones in Vegas?

Are there a few? There's two main in
Vegas. There's Summerlin and then

Green Valley. I belong to the one in
Green Valley.

And then I've been to – I really like
the one in Miami in Coral Gables that

has an outside pool. But I haven't seen
the Coal Plunge. I don't think they have

one there yet.

I can't wait to go back to Miami.

This winter, I would probably try to
book gigs in Florida like during the

winter. Oh, yeah. I would. Don't blame
you. Right?

I would too.

That's why I started dating this guy
from Key West. That's what I do all my

class. Right? So smart.

Oh, I'm going to Miami in September.

Yep. Bye. Fuck this.

But I didn't go to Miami this year. I
love going to Standard in Miami.

Do you like the Standard? Yeah, yeah.
Because they have a cold plunge. That's

around forever. I know.

I like it because they have the cold
plunge there, too. And they have free

in the morning. I just got a cold
plunge, actually. You got one? Yeah.

For your house?

I'm going to give Ice Pod a plug. But I
wrote Ice Pod. I was like, I like your

shit. And they're like, hey, we'll send
you one. I was like, all right, cool.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. It's like a big tub.

Actually, you can put it anywhere.

Nicole.

Nicole.

That's exactly it.

Do you know what's funny? I used to have
the infrared sauna blanket, but I gave

it to my friend Charlie, who's this
older woman. She was having some

stuff. I was like, I go to the infrared
sauna at Clean Market.

But now I want to get a sauna and a cold
plunge. I want to put my one bathroom

downstairs. I want to turn that into a
sauna because we don't use the shower

anyway. So I'm like, oh, so it could be
a sauna. Yep.

Because sauna, like they say, 20, 30
minutes a day really, you know, keeps

cardiovascular disease away.

Fuck, I love that.

I just made that up. I mean, not the
stats. Well, I'm going to believe it

anyway. But the poem.

The confidence behind it, I believe it.

It's fact now. Do you take any
supplements?

Are you like creatine or anything?

No, I'm not big on the supplements. My
pre -workout is a raw egg and coconut

in my coffee. I blend it and that's all
I do in the morning and then I eat.

I try to eat real food. I do do

Kind of keep up because I do travel and
stuff like that and kind of like give me

a boost of vitamins. I'll do like the IV
vitamins. All the time IVs. Yeah. I do

them like twice a month.

Yeah. Do you ever do MAD plus?

Yeah. Me too. I've done that.

I love all that stuff.

Glutathione? Do you like glutathione?

Yeah. They put that in. Yeah. I get this
thing called the triple threat. So it's

like a shot of vitamin D in your ass.

Nice. And then everything that's going
to keep you. And I love that one before

and after I travel. Yeah. I never get
sick.

Yeah, I've been bad. Like, well, I just
got this like summer cold. I don't even

know how, but like I immediately went
and got, it's called an immunity drip at

Clean Market. But it's mostly, it's just
like a shit ton of like vitamin C and

like zinc and stuff. And it definitely
shortened my cold and made it so it

wasn't so bad.

But I live for the IVs. I do the Nutri
-Use, they call it. That's like mostly

NAD plus and then like all the other
vitamins. For a while, so where I go

Market, I get four free booster shots a
month. Oh, nice. And I had forgotten

about them.

So they all like stocked up. So I had
like 26.

So for like a few weeks in a row, I was
just getting my ass shot up on the

regular like day after day.

Some of them hurt. Some of them don't.
Do you think they hurt?

I feel like, yeah, because I feel like
the vitamin D takes, I don't like

needles. So I have them do the freezy
spray on me because I'm a total puss.

I didn't even know that was an option.
Yeah, they put a little freezy spray on

it. They pinch it and then they stick it
in. I'm like, oh, like whatever.

The biotin shots are smaller. That's
pretty easy.

And then I also did a round of peptides.

This is my next move. But they don't
offer them there. I have to find them. I

have to go seek them out. Yeah, and I
think there was like a new ruling.

Don't quote me on this, but I think
there was like a new ruling with the FDA

with peptides and stuff like that. So
there might be like where you have to

of search to find.

Black market.

I didn't say that. I think they're like,
they don't want you to combine certain

peptides or something like that.

But yeah, I felt like that was a nice
boost. And I definitely love doing all

that. Anything that's going to prolong a
healthy lifestyle, I love to do. Me

too. I'm about that life. Right?

Did my party into my 20s. Trust.

Me too.

I have a tattoo that says, don't serve
me. That's how bad.

Oh my God, that's crazy.

Of an alcoholic I was.

I used to get wasted.

I had a big problem with alcohol, but I
haven't had a drink in over six years.

Congratulations. Thank you so much.

I actually quit smoking pot on the end
of March, too. So now I'm just like,

caffeine's really my only vice.

Yeah. But I like it. I wake up happy
every day.

Yeah, that's the most important part.
You're not the brain. I think I've

definitely taken a spot. I like my weed,
but I definitely have taken a spot back

where I'm definitely not dabbing as
much.

I'm just kind of tired of some of that
stuff. Yeah.

And I really just enjoy like having a
joint.

Right. Sitting back, having a joint
makes me nice and sleepy. I eat a bunch

food and I'm in bed. Then you're done
though. I'm done.

It's like, it's like, yeah, I think
that's the only thing I enjoy really.

Can we talk about the times that you
made love with Manuel Ferreira?

When you put it that way, that's so
funny.

You just might be like. We'll have to
take a picture. I'll send it to him.

I mean like when you're in. New York,
come say hi to this lady.

I just love him so much. He's like one
of the most passionate lovemakers I've

ever watched. He is.

He's definitely from that era a very
passionate performer.

And he'll say the dirtiest shit in your
ear and French and I don't even care.

I don't understand it.

It's just hot. So jealous.

You know, what we do as a performance,
we're doing entertainment and stuff like

that, but he makes it fun. It makes you
feel like you're part in the, you know,

you're doing a film like it's. Yeah. And
before you know it, the scene's done

and you've had a great time and you're
collecting a check.

Fucking great.

I can't think of a better afternoon,
honestly, than making love with minimal

getting paid to do it.

I know. Isn't that nuts?

I'm so jealous.

And he's been around. Yeah. And he's
just, he's, he's a legend.

And just to be, to be working with him.
You're a legend. This is what Nicole and

I were talking about. We're like.

We're trying to like think of like who,
what did you say? Like who is the

Leonardo DiCaprio of porn?

Two different things. Like one, cause we
were looking at all your awards. Like

who's like the Leo DiCaprio of someone
who's like every year you're like, are

they going to get it? No.

Are they going to get it? No.

So would love to know who that is. And
then the other thing we were talking

about is if like, cause you for a lot of
people probably like starstruck, like,

yeah, I get to work with her. But like,
who's that for you? Like, who is like,

was there someone you were like, Oh my
God, I can't believe I got to do a scene

with them.

Yeah. Wow.

I think I had that a lot more when I
first started because it was so

brand new. Now that I've been 14 years
deep, July 10th. Congrats.

Thank you. That's Mabel's birthday.

Huh? That's Mabel, my dog's birthday,
July 10th. We'll definitely be

celebrating. Two reasons to celebrate.

celebrate two wonderful anniversaries
but you know I was always excited to

with like especially my colleagues like
I was super excited to work with like

Cherie DeVille just because she's you
know we're in the same category she's I

feel like her energy and my energy just
match. Really similar. People get us

confused all the time, which is the
craziest thing. We've had different

hair and they're still calling us
sisters. It's hilarious. We actually

that. We're like, you know, we're sister
wives, you know, when we do collabs and

we're just hilarious. So I look forward
to that. It's not so much starstruck.

It's more like I look forward to working
with people that are going to match

that same.

cool vibe and energy good hang yeah like
that's how i feel like when i go to the

comedy club and i look at the lineup and
i'm like good hang like good green room

hang like good vibes like it's gonna be
it's not just about like being on stage

it's like it's gonna be fun off stage
yeah it's just like and it makes like

really

what I do. It's like sometimes you
almost leave and forget to get like, oh,

got to get my check. Hold on. I got with
my friends. Had a great day.

Produced a product and like, I get paid
for this. I get paid for this. I get to

pay. Yeah.

Yeah. We have a really great time
together.

Another person like, you know, Angela
White too. That was really exciting

because I think I know her. Is she
British or have an accent?

Australian. Yes. And she's a brunette.
Yeah.

Busty. She made love with Manuel too.

Yes. Oh.

Yeah. I believe like one of her scenes.
She's so hot. Yeah.

A lot of scenes with him and her. I
think last year it was a scene that they

together where she cried actually.

Come on. I know. You guys are like.

Come on. Yeah. But she just, she's a
really great, you know, her energy on

is just amazing. And she's just a nice
person. Yeah. You know what I mean? So

that's probably,

you know.

Is there at all a new wave of porn girls
that you're like, not that?

Is there any mean girl vibes anywhere?

I don't think I really experience that.
When you're in the more milfy department

and stuff like that, I just don't feel
that we get that competition.

None of us milfs are like, bitch, why'd
you get me? We're just like, yeah, I get

it.

I realize there's more work for
everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

I feel like more like the beefy stuff
where people kind of – You know, that I

think I could be wrong because I'm not
20, but I feel like that happens more

with the, you know, the younger ladies
are in that, you know, they're just

starting and they want to get the best
scenes. They feel like they put out, you

know, their best work and maybe they're
nominated and then they didn't get an

award. You know, some people really care
about that accolade.

I mean, it's not that I haven't cared
about getting those accolades. I just

haven't made it, you know.

the main purpose of what I do. Right. I
actually really a love sex and enjoy

doing it and performing it.

And two, it's just fucking, it's great.

Yeah. I'm in a career field that where
women get paid more than men majority of

the time. Let's go. If not all the time.
Fuck yeah.

Yeah. I know. I like, do you ever get,
sometimes I get like with like the only

fan stuff. It's like, sometimes it's my
friends. Sometimes it's like comics I

work with.

Just the sort of, like, vibe I get from
them. They, like, kind of, like, take

shots. And, like, things just have
these, like, undertones of, like, you

them trying to, like, diminish.

Especially, like, well, you're not, you
know, obviously you're not fucking doing

that good at comedy if you have to,
like, do this, da -da -da.

But to me, they're, like, all I hear is,
like, jealousy.

Yeah, I would say that's just, like,
that's their own insecurity and

Like, how much are you really making?
How much are you really making outside?

You know, that's how I would take that
almost.

Which is not much business.

But, I mean, why not?

do a little bit of only fans make bank
which opens up more time for your

your creativity your podcast doing more
stand -up doing your life in different

directions that you want to do because
now you've you've created the space to

that yeah where you have the autonomy
it's like to me it's not even about the

sex or it's not even really about the
paycheck all the time it's it's really

that i have the autonomy over my own
time and i can create Whatever schedule

want. No boss.

No boss. And it allows me to be like,
oh, I want to dabble over here and

for the day. Right. And now I got to
get, you know, Grant.

I got to get work done too. I have a lot
of projects going on. I work seven days

a week on something.

That's the thing. Like sometimes when I,
when I get in my head, like today I'm

like laying by the pool and like, do I
even ever work? But it's like, Karen,

just answered like seven emails. You're
doing a podcast tonight. You get shows

every night. Like, shut up. You work
plenty.

Yeah. You have to like realize and give
yourself the credit just because you're

not clocking in and having to answer to
someone else's bullshit for their dream.

Well, think about it. I mean, most, I
mean, and good for some people, maybe

need that structure.

But when you're working, I just don't
want to ever work for somebody else's

dream anymore and be cap sealing in some
bullshit thing I don't want to do. And

that's why I put in so much effort in
creating these different projects and

things and passions and things I'm going
to enjoy because I'm just setting

myself up for later on where I can just
collect the mailbox money. Collect the

money. Just collect the money.

And you've got to put it in when you
stack that library.

Yeah. Boom. Boom.

I think about my boss that I had at
Paramount and just how I was just a much

better writer than him. I was more
creative than him. I was more

People liked me more, this and that, but
he was just constantly condescending to

me. Everything, they were just like, but
you should do this.

And then always walking by my cubicle,
seeing if I was watching YouTube videos

because I was.

You know what I mean? Like sort of like
people who like exert this sort of

managerial power over people because
they're not fulfilled.

Like it's some sort of like weird thing.
And I just remember how resentful I was

of that being like, oh, now I think that
he still lives in Brooklyn.

Sorry.

Just makes me happy.

I meant to ask you, what was I going to
say? I forgot.

This is such a good podcast.

Wait, we also, did you end up telling
the Pornhub party story?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Do you have any good
Pornhub party stories?

No, the Pornhub Awards just happened
last year. I had a really good time. I

this dress on. I couldn't wear underwear
with it.

And I had fishnets. I did a really cool
outfit, actually.

Loved it. And the tequila was just
pouring.

And, yeah, I think I definitely flacked
my puss that night.

To like the executives.

You're welcome. But that's how we look
at it. That's what's called like an ROI,

right? First of all, it's a pornhub
party. So yeah, I'm a porn star and I

party like a rock star. It ain't just
fucking happen. You're going to see some

twat once in a while around me, okay?
The pornhub party. We met with our twats

out. Yeah, we did.

What was I going to say? I read some...
Something somewhere that like Pornhub is

changing some rules in different states
about like making you like put in your

license. Maybe I thought on Lewis's
podcast.

Well, some states have now required some
kind of – they have to enter in all

their personal information on their ID.

I mean it's really quite – I mean I
could understand on some part, but like

don't agree with putting all your
personal information like your name and

address and your phone number and all
this information, your driver's license,

because what if that information gets
leaked and you're out trying to just get

job? So what if you look at a little bit
of porn? It's on an adult site where

adults go.

Consensual. Consensual adults are doing.
Our uploading process on PornHub and

stuff like that is such a pain in the
ass because we... Which I'm fine to do,

absolutely. So we have to put all our
IDs in. It's just like with OnlyFans.

have to verify your age and all that
shit. Verify all the ages and

high consent of filming that day.

So there's a lot of legal that we do do.
And I don't think people realize that

when you're on the good side of things,
there are legal.

And so now there's some states that have
passed laws where they have to put all

this personal information in. And no
one's going to want to do it.

Evangelical fucking people.

It really is. It's just people that, you
know, they just put...

They just think of smut and all the bad
or whatever, and they put everybody in

that group. Right.

And it's not everybody.

No. I work really hard. I even have my
social media set for 19 and above.

Yeah. Only because 19, because the boxer
that I sponsor was 19 at the

time. Now he's 21. I could probably take
it back up to 21.

Yeah. And I do that because, A, I
promote some cannabis products. I'm also

adult star. I don't want some fucking
kids stumbling on my shit. No.

Even though I'm very clean on my
Instagram. But I just.

Don't want it. Right. I don't blame you.
I get it. Yeah. Keep it adult.

It's adult. It's for adults.

Yeah. There's nothing wrong with being
for adults. And yeah.

Kids have their own stuff too. Yeah. It
could be adult only things that are out

there. And it's also adult entertainment
that I do. It's not education.

Right. The whole like self -righteous
finger wanging like evangelical. Like

they tried to shut down. When they tried
to make no adult content on OnlyFans.

Remember that? Yeah.

Laughable. But the more research. We
made that fucking.

yeah the more i dug in i was like who's
trying to do this and it's like credit

card companies but it's like the small
faction of evangelical mostly women yeah

that are trying to like just inflict
their belief their beliefs on everybody

else which i don't believe in like i
think like i don't care if if you don't

like it that's that's don't watch it
don't watch it it's like the lady who

mad that i was naked in the sauna are we
into an age where we can block certain

genres from our internet right of course
parental controls of sort i mean i know

if i was a parent i would be like
putting some controls all over the place

because your kids are going to be
fucking curious anyway of course i mean

they're going to my school i know i know
eventually someone's going to say hey

and i don't mean like whatever but i
mean you know let's be realistic to some

way totally boys will be boys what do
you think about

Like, teachers with OnlyFans, like,
getting fired. Well, if we paid teachers

maybe what they're fucking worth, they
wouldn't have to do it with fucking

OnlyFans, assholes. I mean, they are
teaching the future. Why don't we, you

know, provide fucking products for them,
like pens, papers?

Why are teachers buying this stuff for
their classroom?

I know, out of their own pocket.

What is wrong?

There's such a fucked up thing, I think,
with our system in so many ways. And

it's really sad.

First of all, if the teacher gets found
out, why the fuck were you on the site

anyway? Thank you. Where's that
culpability?

So you got offended because you saw her?
If they're not promoting it and they're

not doing it anywhere near or around,
and it's a very private fucking thing,

they're going under a whole different
other name, which I highly suggest.

Who cares? And it's none of your fucking
business. Who cares? It's an adult

doing something in their adult house by
themselves behind closed fucking doors.

And they're not promoting it in front of
everybody. You're the weirdo. If you're

the adult that got on that fucking site
and you're like, oh, I think I know this

person. And publicly shaming them,
essentially, like you're the fucking

douchebag. Yeah, total douchebag.

Yeah. You know, and sometimes, you know,
maybe this person just wants to survive

and buy, you know, their $12 carton of
eggs. How about it's like...

It's also like what's so bad about
looking at like a beautiful female form?

what's so bad about like an adult like
typically like healthy in great shape?

Like what's wrong with admiring a
healthy female form as an adult?

I don't see anything morally wrong with
that. Neither do I. Neither do I. That's

why I've had a great life.

Yeah. That's why we're rich
motherfuckers.

Do it.

I love you.

Here, let me do.

This is such a good episode. I don't
want it to end.

It's fun.

I'm having a great time.

Did you have any family that gave a shit
when you started?

No. I was already an adult. I was
already in my 30s. I mean, I moved out

on my own at 16.

I mean, what are you going to tell me in
my 30s? They're going to be like, I

don't like that. Yeah, I know.

I was already doing that at 16.

Were you going to tell me that at 30?
Like, I don't give a 35, whatever the

age I was.

Yeah. I was like a little nervous at
first because I, I just, I had never

anything like that before. Like I ran a
burlesque show for years and like, I

would like get naked sometimes on stage
or like.

you know like do like a routine or
whatever but it was never filmed it was

like a one -off and like i think my
parents like both came to watch it once

my dad's like kind of an old school
irish guy and i'm pretty sure he just

his eyes the whole time which is fine
but when i started doing and i started

doing the only fans too because the like
fans of jim and sam just started

tweeting at me they're like you should
just do all these fans because i would

just like post pictures of my ass all
the time like this is fun it would piss

people off people would unfollow me they
would get mad at me i'm like why are

you guys mad about my butt weird and
then why do you care why do you care and

would like promote it a little in my
story on instagram also instagram is so

fucking annoying like they i have to
show you this nicole like they've like

flagged a couple of my things and
they're like not showing stuff to like

-followers because of like a couple like
sexually what they deem sexually

explicit shit i could banged all the
time and it's so hard yeah and

then i was like then somebody will come
across my algorithm that has something

so see -through i can like count the
pubic hair on my puss and then i'm just

like why aren't they i i had something
kicked off that i had i had a snowsuit

doing an angel in the snow in fact i had
goggles hat gloves like i didn't even

have flesh showing right you couldn't
even see my eyes right And they're like,

that's sexually explicit.

You are selling prostitution.

You're telling me the snow didn't
consent?

I wasn't even fucking the snow. I was
literally doing a snow angel. I couldn't

be any more wholesome in that whole
thing.

I was like, okay.

It bugs me.

I don't like any judgmental, self
-righteous stuff.

But I would – but initially when I was
like promoting it, I would hide it from

like my mom and like my aunt and like
maybe my sister.

My mom is just such a nosy bitch though.
She found it? Yeah. She found it and

she knew. She was like – I would look at
your stories and all of a sudden I

couldn't see your stories and blah,
blah, blah.

And then the first time she came and
like saw this apartment, because my

had moved me in and out of so many
apartments in New York, Queens, Harlem,

fucking Ridgewood, like deep in
Bushwick, terrible, terrible apartments.

dad would like carry like mattresses
like upstairs on his back.

And so my mom walked in and saw this
apartment and she goes, I don't give a

how you're paying for this. This is
great.

You're safe.

That's amazing.

You're fine.

Good.

Yeah. Yeah, I can see why people would
be nervous to come out with that and

stuff with their family. It all depends
on your relationship with the family.

But I didn't have one where I felt
deemed necessary to A, give a shit.

I've kind of always been that way. Hey,
this is what I'm doing. Deal with it.

Right. Get over it. Get over it. Why do
you care? I literally have always been

that way. I joined the military and then
I told my parents.

That's funny.

They didn't believe me because at the
time I also had a mohawk.

And I was partying with the New York
fucking club kids. And they're like,

Aren't you doing LSD?

What's going on? You're going to join
the Air Force?

Exactly. It's crazy.

They didn't believe me. It was
hilarious.

Yeah.

I think we're doing great.

Do you remember, for both of you, the
very first thing you made?

Oh.

What do you mean?

When you entered your...

adult star careers oh yeah i remember my
first scene what was it it was dancing

bear my second scene which happened
actually the very next day was milf soup

where i squirted for the first time and
it was so funny because it was like oh

my god i've seen this in the movies
before it was just very like it was just

very honest reaction i was like i didn't
know my body could do that oh my god

that's awesome to be known for it yeah

And the nominees are for squirting.

That's amazing.

Tell my mom about that one.

I, like, just post it. Like, I made an
OnlyFans account, and then I took a

couple, like, topless pictures in, like,
a public, like, restroom or something,

like a fucking restaurant.

And then it, like, popped off.

And then I went back to my apartment and
I made like a little more of like a

longer like solo video.

And I was like, oh, this is what I'll do
in like the, you know, the sale, the

for sale videos. And I priced it really
high and it fucking just popped off.

Like I think, you know, my first month I
made like 70 grand or something like in

two days. Like it was just crazy.

It's not like that anymore.

But yeah.

Back in the day before everybody was on
it. Yeah. Like that's what happened.

Now everybody's on it. It's a little bit
more.

I think about like, like how I stopped
doing it for that guy. And I'm like, I

just really think about those months
that I missed out what I would fucking

with that money. You'll never do that
shit again.

Nope.

Lessons learned. Do you think there's
guys out there for us?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah. I think there's, you know, I think
it's whatever, you know, you just have

to, it'll pop up whenever it's meant to
pop up. I'm like that too.

I feel it coming. I feel a good
boyfriend coming. I'm definitely not

change my ways.

No. And I don't mean that in a bad way.
I'm just like, no, I'm good.

I'm super happy. That person has to also
come happy. And I think that's the

problem. I think there's a lot of
unhappy people out there.

So that's really actually makes it
difficult. Because if you're really

you're not so concerned about how I'm
making it. That's true.

You're secure.

Nobody treats me better than me.

And until you can, until you can top
what I already do for myself, there's no

room for you at my table.

There's kind of not.

I just think about it.

Even when I talk to guys and I'm kind of
dating this and that, they're like, you

wake up at what time?

You're going to wake me up.

I'm like, no, I won't. I get out of bed
really quiet and I'll come back with a

coffee three hours later because I've
just been out with my dog all morning.

Your life will be great.

And, oh, no, I'll inspire you to go to
the gym.

Ooh. Ooh, how terrible. They should be
doing that already on their own. No

That's how I look at it. I know.

You know. I don't want to, like, I
think, like, I don't mind, like,

said this. I think, like, a long -term
relationship would only work with me if

didn't live with that person.

I would actually probably prefer if they
were in another country.

And there is a lot of time. I have to
miss the person.

That's the thing. If they're around all
like in the same city and I get the X so

fast, so fast. Yeah.

Like I have to be able to, and I, it
would drive me wanting to see the other

person. If I like.

The other person was super driven and
had all their shit going on. They're

hey, babe, I got to travel over here. I
can't see you. Oh, that was pretty good.

So attractive. Tell me you can't see me,
bitch. I know.

I know. Like the guy that's like, oh,
babe, you want me to pick you up from

No. Oh, do you want me to come to the
club tonight? No.

I want you to be so busy. I used to say
I want a Tuesday boyfriend.

Every Tuesday, it would be good for me
to have a sleepover with a man because I

typically don't have shows on Tuesdays.
We can watch some TV, have sex, and go

to bed. Have a nice little dinner. And
then I'll wake up. Yeah. Really early.

And keep on the schedule.

Great. I'm glad we figured out the world
today.

I figured out the dating world.

Not that you need any help with
promotions, but tell people where they

you and how they can support you.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Alexis.

You said you're pro.

You said you're pro.

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