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First time back on since March 14, 2023.

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beautiful milks to ever cease to exist.
This is the queen, Alexis.

Thank you. Oh, it's about time I
harassed her to come on.

Harassed. And then back on the show
since a year ago last week with the

beautiful Sky Bree, the one that got
away.

There's still hope.

Zoe Luna.

It's like an anniversary.

You know, you scare me a little.

Me? Yeah, you do. I scare you?

How? Why? I think you scare everyone low
-key because you're a buff bitch.

You know? You know, people do say I
intimidate them sometimes. I was going

say intimidate, not scare.

When I'm drunk or high and we're DMing,
I'm like.

And I'm like, did you get rest?

Right, right. Yes, you do that to me.
And I actually mean it.

It scares me. I actually like to mean
those things. Like, did you get rest?

Can you be safe?

Are you eating? Are you sleeping?

I actually put a note of, okay, when's
the last time you begged her to come on

the show because I don't want to harass
her?

So I made a deal with myself once a
month to check in. And if you look, it's

really like on the 14th of every month
that I would love you. Yeah. Well, thank

you. So thank you so much for coming,
Mrs. Fox. Well, thank you so much.

you're so busy. Yeah.

I'm all over the place, actually.
Literally the world. Yeah.

I have been. It's crazy.

Non -born stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just in Tokyo
and Sydney.

I did a lot of, like, comedy skits over
there. I did Your Hood's a Joke at the

Tokyo Comedy Bar.

I actually won my battle, so I'm super
excited about it.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Cheers. A professional roaster.

Yeah. Well, I'll be coming.

I've only done two battles.

My first one was in San Francisco with
Dakota Frye.

He was great. He won that one, of
course. And then I have another one, an

battle coming up in New York. It's going
to be at the Comedy Cellar, I believe,

with Christopher Crispo.

And he's a killer.

So it's a roast battle.

Yeah. So it's like a rap battle.

You get like three, five lines, and you
just cook them as hard as you can. Yeah.

One joke, one joke, one joke, one joke.
Oh, it's one joke at a time? Yeah, yeah.

And you can, like, slide in, like,
little witty things here and there.

yeah. Because that's when it gets really
fun. Because, you know, that's the wit

on the spot and stuff like that.

But I do, I mean, you know, it's brand
new to me. So, yes, I do prepare.

Like, I look up everybody.

Even when I'm judging.

Yeah, yeah. Even when I'm judging
because I'm not super familiar with

in the scene. Like, this is really brand
new, even though I've been judging now

for, I'm more familiar now. I've been
judging now for, like, I guess over a

little bit over a year. So you've been
studying the game? Yeah, yeah. And

studying, like, everybody's little
unique style. So then when I do get up

battle, like, I can start having things
in mind and then listen to them, you

know, get it out. So what would you say
the secret is?

To go deep, right? With, like, something
from their youth?

Well, yeah. I mean, for instance, you
talk with your battler that you're going

against, and you find out what's okay to
go after, because some people may have

boundaries and stuff like that.

And most of the time, it's in an open
book, and then you just write it out. Do

you get to send in, like, these are the
two things?

Don't cross those lines?

Yeah. I mean, you can always go over
that. I'm an open book, because I feel

I'm all over the internet.

You know, I have Tourette's, I think,
and I feel like that would be the two

things I would only want to talk about,
right? Yeah.

Is that not what happens? If they're
like, don't talk about how my mom did

one time. Right. If you're saying don't
do it, then I want to do it more. Then

you want to do it more? Yeah, your mom's
talked to your principal, bro.

Exactly. Sorry.

Yeah. But you can prepare and everything
like that. It's a lot of fun. And my

favorite battles is like when you know
that they've been friends and then they

like to start really going in because
they know each other so well and like

far you can go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You
can push the envelope with that person a

little bit more. So what's your hardest
line you've dropped on someone you

think?

I think I had some good lines at the
Tokyo Comedy Bar.

I think I did.

I had a really good, because it was
American porn versus Japanese porn. Oh,

okay. So I got to diss Japanese porn,
which, I mean, oh, my God. So I started

researching that. I was so worried about
my, oh, it's censored.

Unless you're fucking an octopus.

And then it's like, the biggest fucking
dick.

All this cum. And then you got futanari,
which is like, which.

Like, I don't know how this sounds, but
it's like futanari is literally women

with dicks, right?

Is that what that is? Yeah, it started
out as hentai, and then now they're

making it more like they would hire me,
but put a dick on me. Then you use big,

known American names like yourself?

I remember a long time ago I got asked
to be, you know, I couldn't. I think I

was contracted at the time. You said no.

I couldn't because I was contracted. But
would you allow them to add a dick to

you in a cartoon?

Yeah, I mean, it's fun.

Yeah, why not?

I mean, honestly, I strap on now. So
what's the difference?

Do you? I haven't seen your strap -ons.
Oh, with girls. Yeah, with girls. And I

also stretch guys.

You have?

Yeah.

Like for a left?

Yeah. Who have you f***ed in the ass?

It's more for subs, but I do have a few
that I want to do some sensual pegging.

I would if he wants. You know, I'm
sensual too.

Is it straight guys or gay guys?

I think both.

I would say bye or straight or whatever.
It's like those hot guys on the left

that want to do it for their gay fans.

To me, I'm not bothered by it at all. I
like getting people off. It's exciting

for me. It's almost like a control
thing. Are you an ass eater?

I will if it's manicured.

Don't be forgiving me a jungle down
there.

Manscape your shit. I don't want it
completely shaved off in the front, but

the back, nair it, clean it.

Yeah, Liam's been trying to get me to
enema. Is that the rule?

Give us the checklist of getting a rim.
Ask Kieran Lee.

You're fucking right, man. Yeah, because
I think he has a good recipe down for

that. His ass has always been pristine.
Can I be honest? I skip every part of

rimming in a video. Yeah, it's not your
thing.

I don't know. I mean, it's kind of weird
to jerk off to because really it's the

guy jerking off. The girl, you just see
the top of her forehead at that point. I

think it's the imagery. It's not shot
really that well. Or it's like guys who

are into getting their ass saved maybe
then they watch it and they can think of

the sensation.

If you need that imagery and then you're
like, oh, yeah, that would feel fucking

good. Oh, my God. And dare I say, maybe
it's a closet gay kink.

I think it's a submissive thing, which
is why I will not eat a man's ass

then I feel so dominant to them that I'm
like, I don't, it turns me off. I'm

icked out that you want that. I think
that like that should be like for gay

should be eating other man's ass. I kind
of agree, but it feels amazing.

I was in that boat until actually first
girl to eat my ass, Kelly Gunner.

First time. But now at this point,
you've been doing 15 years of dominating

league. You don't have to be honest if
you don't want to. No. Yeah.

I mean, I'm picky about it. For the love
of the game. Yeah, I like it. I enjoy

just getting people off in general and
knowing what their kinks are.

It's kind of fun.

So after 15 years, though, you must have
a list of like, I won't work with these

guys. I won't do these positions.

I don't want to act as this fucking
thing.

Yeah, I mean, I definitely have some
things where I'm just like.

I don't need to go to those extremes
anymore. I don't have to do it so much.

I think it's a great thing also with,
like, OnlyFans and stuff like that that,

you know, we're shooting our own content
all the time. Yeah. So I can kind of,

like, gear that exactly how I want to do
it. So what's your specialty then for a

wife? What's the masseuse thing? Yeah.

Well, I actually used to be an actual
massage, licensed massage therapist in

Florida. Come on. My oral Yelp page is
still up, by the way. No way. Yeah,

Under Alexis Fox?

No. But, like, my legit business.

Oh, the Gummy name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gummy name.

Business is still up in Yelp. I'm so
funny.

But yeah, I was a licensed massage
therapist. I went and did a stretch

one day.

And I was just looking around. I was
like, hey, if you guys ever want to

a massage therapist in this whole setup,
let's do it. And a couple, I think it

was like two weeks later, we got a call.

And then we set it up. And so I've been
doing that now a little bit over a year.

I think I'm probably the most viewed
massage therapist on Instagram.

Ever? Ever. Like, we get billions of
views on that page.

Billions? Yeah, it's ridiculous. Do you
actually massage them?

Sometimes I get, because we do a lot of
safer work stuff, and I think that's

what is part of our success.

But I get into the zone where I'm just
zoned out because it's, like, the same

motions, and all of a sudden, like, I'll
start applying the pressure and doing,

like, the actual motions sometimes,
yeah.

And everything that I'm doing, I'm just
doing it to more of an extreme.

Right. You know, because it's so easy
to... you know, bump someone's unit and,

you know, them and reach underneath the
blanket and all kinds of stuff. In Bali,

they do the flick the bean because, you
know, they do happy endings for guys.

Yeah. But you know what? I had a happy
ending once. You have?

I did. White gloves, right? They were?
No, I had a happy ending one time in

Italy. And this guy, I went in for a
massage. I don't care who massaged me.

do a good job, right? Right. He never
touched my pussy. he wants it was the

he was all around it like didn't even
graze a lip and this is when i had

lips you know so like didn't even touch
it i was so wet and i i came so hard

without him touching you yeah wow

I wanted to schedule a massage right
away.

I was like, how many hours do I have to
wait?

I got off the bed because I knew there
was a wet spot. I couldn't look the man

in the eye. I was like, did he
intentionally do this?

I thought he was gay!

I was like, this man knows how to touch
me!

I was like, oh!

What did he do?

It was...

It was the gentle, the way he applied
pressure with his fingertips. And I

also up the thighs. Yeah. And just get
so close, but without touching. And it

was like intense.

He's like edging you almost. He fucking
did edge me. And I get like two hour

massage. I got edged for a while. And it
was, it was, I mean. Did you moan while

you? No, I was dead fucking silent. I
was embarrassed. I was like, holy shit.

was the quietest. I was like, oh my God,
am I fucking shaking?

He knows that you can't. I don't know.
That's why I couldn't look him in the

eye. I'm sure he saw the spot and he
probably had an idea. Well, when he got

when he got those sheets.

Do you think he sniffed the sheets? Oh,
I hope so. But if you're out there, I

definitely know what I'm talking about.
We got another one.

Oh, my God. He was so good.

is he racking up a day right and then so
i didn't know if it was intentional or

like was i just a pervert that just got
off on it you are more sexual than his

yeah so like you know you touched me in
a certain way it's kind of aroused me

pretty quickly right so i didn't know if
i was just the pervert and i just

fucking came out of nowhere or he knew
what he's doing so i was like all

confused and i was like how do i tip him
i gave him a big handsome tip and i was

like so uh you guys busy tomorrow now i
was like i'll come back i was I was in

Italy by myself. I was being a good
girl. So I was like, this is great. He

didn't even touch my, didn't even touch
my pussy.

That's amazing.

It was so good.

And I think there is that element too.
And I think this is also why the massage

genre works for pretty much everybody.
It's like that element of like being

sneaky and getting touched.

And you know, like the, you just don't,
like your eyes are closed.

You're kind of in the moment. You're now
nice and relaxed. You're on your back

or stomach when you, when you.

I was on my stomach.

Wow. Yeah. I was on my stomach. He's
going with his thumb. Oh, it was just

every, the way he just massaged that
whole fucking, oh, I was like, oh,

about it makes me want to get in now.

Are you an easy comer?

It depends.

Oh, okay. It really actually depends on
the technique.

And stuff like that. And also my mood. I
mean, I think us ladies are kind of

like that sometimes.

Okay, girls tell me that when they're
drunk, it's harder. Is that true?

Oh, fuck yeah. I'm a terrible fuck when
I'm drunk. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. I'm

terrible. I'll lay there like a
starfish. I don't even know what I'm

doing. Oh, really? I'm horny as fuck.

I'll definitely get down for hours and
do stuff until I pass out or go to

jobs have passed out before what it's
like a pacifier yeah it's like a long

ago yeah college years you're like oh
i'm so drunk for the party oh shit

a dick in my mouth wake up it's soothing
yeah yeah drooling on the dick it's

great yeah yeah i love hangover sex in
the morning really oh yeah oh even if i

gotta when i'm hungover i'll tell you
whenever i'm hungover in the morning i

will work one out and it's like the
greatest little and then like the head

away oh i think my imagination oh like
prison fuck yeah same i'm an imagination

person i don't watch porn i just imagine
you see that's why i got a general lima

tattooed on my hand in case you go to
prison i could drop my hand perfect yeah

so you're more of a vigil yeah i have to
look but what about the other guys in

prison then you're definitely going to
be a prison they fuck guys like liam

they're all going to be looking at your
hand they're going to fuck your hand

lucky liam oh liam in prison wouldn't he
thrive oh my god go rob a bank and have

the best He would have the best snacks
in prison. He'd have cigarettes.

He'd be king.

He would be fucking king. He'd be
sitting on a gold fucking throne.

We were talking about how you would
thrive in prison.

You would be like top dog, dude.

I mean, you are now.

By the way, you're so cute with the
little facial hair.

I'm like, oh, I just want to touch it.
Is he a man? What the fuck?

Come on top, Liam.

Have you ever had sex with a gay guy,
Mrs. Fox?

I'm sure I have.

Right. That was my niche. That's what I
started doing.

Maybe? Yes. Okay, you had a kid.

You had a child. Yes, I have a gay baby
daddy, but we originally started doing

OnlyFans, and I took a bunch of gay gold
stars. That was my thing. Oh, yeah.

That's how I rose.

Yeah, that's how I got popular. You got
to be the first to do that.

Definitely, I haven't seen... Yeah, I
was, like, the first. That's what I was

probably... It was back in, like, 2020.

Yeah, fucking gay dudes. Yeah, Sean Ford
was, like, a huge twink, never fucked a

girl, and that video went crazy. And was
it with Remy?

Some of them were with Remy, yeah. And
they would do gay shit, too? Yeah. Wow.

Because, you know, Dainty scores on
Liam.

Oh, nice! Oh, wow. Nice. On the show.
That's nice. You score.

Yeah, so tell us about the scoring
thing.

Well, if I'm scoring... At home and,
like, I'm doing my live show, that's

more real.

You know, that is a real sport. I can
actually make myself do that. You go in

with your two fingers.

Yeah. I actually have this really
specific toy I like to use. What's that?

And it's made by Kiru, actually, and it
was never released.

And I was over at their office in
Amsterdam, and they were like, hey, do

want to take some stuff home? I was
like, oh, let me take this big thing

And that one will always make me start.
It's like a hibachi kind of vibe?

No. No, it's just like I just stick it
on the bed and ride it.

Hitachi. Hitachi.

Hibachi is where they chop the meat,
dude.

Yeah. Benihana. You're taking me to
Benihana?

Nice.

No, I don't fuck it at Benihana. But,
no, I just stick it on my bed and I just

go to town and get in my head and, you
know, do my thing. And it always makes

squirt.

It's a clit one?

No, no. Oh, it's a deltoid. Yeah, I can
fuck it. And then I just use my fingers.

I don't like vibrators.

Oh, really?

Yeah, man. Most girls do, like 90%. No,
I don't like vibrators.

God, I think I did, like, a 24 -hour cam
thing, like, ages ago when I was, like,

camming a lot.

And I used a vibrator, and it just made
my pussy swell so much up. And, like, it

really ruins the sensation of your clit.
It does.

Like, it just numbs it out. You have to
take breaks.

I only will do Hitachi, like, once a
month because otherwise it's, like,

completely, like, yeah.

So what do you do the rest of the month?
I have a finger. I like the real shit.

To be honest, I rather have being
fucked. Yeah. And I think the reason why

like that so much is because it's
squishy. Oh, it's not like it's too hard

I know that's super hard.

Oh, just get it away from me. Like, it's
not warm. It feels nothing like an

actual dick. Oh, no. I bought a blowjob
machine. I broke my wrist in March with

Liam. Which one did you buy?

Auto blow.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know about it? Yeah,
yeah, I do. My good friend JJ.

It was $4 ,995.

Wow. And, oh, my God, after two days of
using it, I had to throw it out.

Wow. Because it's the best I've ever had
in my life. Because you're never going

to get a good job.

Unbelievable. I couldn't believe it.

All day, and I would edge and edge and
just enjoy the job, and then I would

come, and then 10 minutes later, I'd
look at it like, one more round?

I did it seven times. Next day, six
times. Oh, my God. I got to get back to

work. How did you feel after that?

Is it sore?

He misses it.

Wow. He misses the machine. Do you edge
a lot? Like, do you edge all day? Yeah,

yeah, yeah. With that machine.

Oh, wow. And then I really got, the
second day I got sick, and I subscribed

VR Bangers.

Oh, wow. And then I got the headset
going. You were in there. With my

And then I would try to time the job to
look like head from VR.

That was the most pathetic I ever felt.

Yeah. Really? Yeah.

It's like when you're in it.

And then you've got to wash it post
-nut. I can imagine washing it

Do you, like, boil it?

No, you go in the sink, you know, and
then you just come out and you're like,

but post -nut, you're so disgusted with
yourself.

Yeah, that would disgust me. You've got
your Oculus and your charger and the

cables, and you're like, I've got to,
what am I, I'm pathetic.

Yeah. It's pathetic.

I would watch you clean it.

Do you like watching pathetic guys be
pathetic?

Yeah, sometimes.

Yeah, you get that. You give that vibe.

I love it. I'll let you struggle too.

I'll let you struggle with it. And I'll
just be like, and then eventually. A lot

of boss women like you have kinks though
for guys because we've already talked

about the micro thing.

But guys that are so pathetic, you want
to be their world and give them their

best. Does that turn you on?

No.

I'm retired from that. I feel like that
used to turn me on. Fuck all that?

No, I don't want to be the world.

Okay. No, I don't want to, like, they're
too needy. If you're pathetic, go away.

I don't want somebody needy. Okay, got
it. Yeah, yeah. I don't have time for

needy shit. So what arouses you?

Oh, a great sense of humor.

Okay. Gotting their shit together.

Actually.

Having your shit together is so good
that you're too busy.

I'm a busy person, so I don't want to
feel guilty when I'm like, hey, I have a

day off. I just want to spend it by
myself.

So I want someone else that's just very
similar in that. So busy like, hey, you

got this weekend? No, I'm going to be
over here. Okay, great.

I need degrees of separation from
somebody.

Do you text all day or not even?

No. Barely, right? Yeah, I don't need to
be talking to someone all day.

Okay, that's where I get a little upset.
I will go days without talking to

people and be okay with it.

Is that your main person?

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Shit, see, that would drive me nuts.
Yeah, that would drive me nuts. I'm a

texter all day for sure.

I need the good morning right away.
Yeah, the good morning. I like the nice

gestures and stuff like that, but I
really like a little bit of separation.

like my alone time.

I like knowing that. When you've been in
relationships, do you like living with

your partner or do you hate it? No, I
don't.

I've already decided every time I did, I
self -sabotaged that relationship

because I was like, oh, I don't want to
sleep in the same bed with you every

single day.

I don't want to come home and see the
same person every day.

So even, like, I've decided, like, if I
get into another relationship, and I

don't care how long it would take,
whatever, I'm not really looking, but I

rather have them live in another
country.

As long as it's fun.

It's fun because then it creates, I get
to miss you.

And when we do spend time together,
we're not on our phones. We're like

spending present time together.

And it makes it a million times better.

And you get to ask what's new. Whereas
if you're around somebody all the time,

then you're like, okay, I got to do
this. I got to do that.

It's bullshit. It's almost like when you
live near the beach, do you go to the

beach every day?

There it is. That's when people get
pulled.

So, I mean, that's just my personality.

But that is my personality.

And it took a while for me to, like,
discover that about myself because I was

like, ugh, like, whatever.

Why am I getting sick of this person?
Oh, because they're around all the time.

How would you self -sabotage? Like, what
was one of your best self -sabotages?

Oh, I'd fuck around. I would go cheat or
just do whatever or just write in your

face. So you're like an avid, like, you
proceed in. What's the most diabolical

thing you've done to a partner?

You fucked any of their friends? Oh,
yeah.

oh fuck yeah I was in the military oh my
god so I was stationed in you know

North Dakota and uh yeah I totally
fucked the guy's best friend oh fuck

then I ended up did he find out like one
time yeah of course he found out why

does everyone find out all the time
because they talk they talk and I was

open about it I was like oh well
whatever were you guys open no oh god I

don't think he was open in his head but
I didn't really care so they're never

talking again And you, I don't think
that, yeah, I think they took a little

break, but I think they ended up being
friends. You know, don't you feel bad?

You know, you're in North Dakota. There
isn't a whole lot of like things going

on right now. You got to see him at the
local bar every day. You got to see him

in the local warehouse.

Did you feel bad about that or no?

Not at all.

I had a great time.

I'm going to be regretful of that. Did
you fuck the friend again?

Yeah. so it was good did they find out
like after the first time or you were

like fucking the friend for a while i
was like why don't you guys just fuck me

together yeah i feel like that's where
it would be that's how like you know

that's where you want it to go yeah
especially when you're fucking the best

of threesome you know you test out both
and you're like this would be really

great if you guys who had a bigger yeah
oh the friend oh of course but he was

like get such an asshole so i was just
fucking him for the dick you know what i

mean like girls i feel look there's a
lot of pricks in a girl and a guy but a

threesome with two girls for a guy so
much cooler than two guys for a girl i

think because it's cooler for the guy
double job sick you guys never get that

you don't get double it makes sense you
know like there's too many holes for one

dick like actually the opposite way
makes it's really the guy is the king i

the girl really you have to give
constant head the whole time i think i

Any threesome is exciting.

But the BGBG is just non, okay. Yeah,
you're like a vessel. You're always

in a penis.

It's got to be exhausting.

That's why I like it. Yeah, we get to
sit back and relax and just, you know,

take it.

It's not relaxing.

It's very relaxing.

It's like ultimate relaxing.

Yes. They must be. I like them better
than anal.

I can just, you know, because they're
really, like, you're getting anchored,

you're just there, and you can just kind
of relax. I can kind of see that. The

more relaxed I am, the better it is. Can
you come from just anal?

I have. In fact, that's how I prepare
for anal on my anal days. I always make

myself come with a toy in my ass before
I go to set. That's cool. Because that

way I'm training myself. If something
enters there, it's going to feel good.

It's going to make me calm. That's
actually genius. Yeah. And rub the clit.

the clit when it's in the butt. Okay,
yeah. I like that, yeah.

You do anal? I said I'm saving anal for
marriage.

You've never done it? Nope, never done
it. Wow.

You know, a lot of Mormons and things
like that, they only do anal because

think God doesn't get mad if they don't
have sex. I actually just did a Mormon

soaking scene.

Did you really? Yeah.

That is so fun.

Oh, my God, it's hilarious. And what,
someone was under the bed or jumping on

it? Someone jumped on the bed.

That's hilarious.

They really do that shit, right?

Yeah. I think they do. Some people have
said it's a myth, but ever since I heard

of it, I was like, this is so hot. I
really want to do a Mormon soaking

And I was saying, oh, Jedediah, and I
was really getting into it.

It was great.

That's so funny.

I'm going to watch it. What's the
weirdest thing you think you've done?

Weirdest thing I've done? Because you've
done how many now? Oh, God. Over a

thousand? I don't even know.

I just don't even keep track.

I don't even know anymore.

You know, there is like an IMDb for
porn, isn't there? I think so, but I

think it's always updated 100%. That's
what Nick Blue and Kieran fight about.

Oh, do they really? Because Kieran says,
I've done the most scenes in porn

history, and Nick says, no, I have, but
the European scenes don't count towards

my IMDb, whatever it's called. Oh, yeah,
yeah. That is kind of unfair.

They butt heads all the time about that.

Nick's probably done the most scenes,
I'll tell you. Yeah, what has been the

weirdest? I mean, I've done some weird
shit to guys, you know, like 50.

Wow. A straight guy?

No, he was... Obviously not. He was
straight. I don't know. I mean, he

was for content, so, you know, and he
was a sub all the way up.

Wow. Are you serious? Yeah.

No.

I think you love it. I'll show it to you
afterwards.

Yeah, I have a special glove and
everything.

Are you doing a fist or you're going
like that? I go in like this and then I

create a fist because he likes to be
punched a little bit.

Punched where? It comes out the stomach?
Yeah.

Let's see it.

oh my god and then do you see i usually
haven't bent over so i'm not looking at

his stomach but it probably does it
probably pops out like a baby kicking no

it's all right oh my god that that's
insane yeah i'll show you the video

afterwards Show Liam the video
afterwards.

But, you know, like, the fact is, like,
A, he's a sub. He likes it. He's done it

before over and over. It's not like
somebody I was just like, hey, let me

my fist up your ass. Right. I don't want
to hurt anybody.

Have you got a fist up your ass? Oh,
God, no. I would never let anybody put a

fist up my ass. It's kind of crazy.

Remember those videos back in the day
where they're going.

I saw that in Berlin at Venus last year.
A lady was up on stage. I think it was

three ladies.

And obviously one was just, I mean, in
her.

it was like they're washing their hands
and all her holes oh my god it had me

like this was live at a convention oh
wow yeah go to venus they're like holy

shit like i've never seen anything like
that in my entire life i can't wait to

see it again this year my first time
this year yeah oh my god it's an eyeful

yeah these ladies and i just i mean my i
was standing there with my mouth

hanging open like

My question is, how do you recover from
that?

Does everything just snap back into
place?

Are you doing exercises with your
sphincter? You know what I mean?

How do you close it? Are you doing
Kegels but with your asshole?

You would have to. You would think
afterwards.

How do you get that relaxed?

I go down these crazy rabbit holes
sometimes late at night.

I watched a lot of content.

Really? Oh, yeah. There's a whole fist.
No,

but I watch and I'm just like, oh, my
God, this is amazing.

How do you get real? I'm just fascinated
by how relaxed and obviously these guys

must feel good. I think they're doing
poppers. I went down a popper hole the

other day. Oh,

my God. I tried poppers a long, long
time ago when I lived in Miami. I think

was in my 20s.

I was in my 20s and I was like, all my
gay friends were talking about poppers

and all this other stuff.

So I went to the store. I bought my
little popper. I was by myself. I was

if I'm going to try drugs, I'm going to
do it by myself.

So I was at my house. It made me feel
sick.

I was like, what the fuck?

I was like, what is this? I was all
dizzy and shit. I was like, there's no

I think it's a VCR cleaner, isn't it?

Oh, wow. Excuse me.

It was a little brown bottle. It was
like red and yellow lightning bolt.

That's it.

Wow. Yeah. Look at the fucking popper.
You should start a popper store, you.

But it was wild, yeah.

It's the best 20 -second high of my
life. I don't think it opened up my

like they said, but yeah.

Well, you were like too sick to try.

Yeah, I was like, this is weird.

Yeah, and people do this now at parties,
you know? Yeah. Now it's like poppers?

It's like, whoa.

Weird. You don't want to just fist your
ass. There's like, yeah, you could go

down like this whole rabbit hole.

There's like this whole rabbit hole
where it's just like guys videotaping

like, you know, they want you to do
poppers with them and it's like videos

them like smelling their poppers and
they're like, ah, and they're talking. I

don't know.

Check it out.

I'll send you some links.

Yes, please.

Yeah. You'll be like, what the fuck are
you watching?

The poppers are at the Fist Fest for
sure.

I think so. I think so. I can only
imagine what that hotel smells like. So

know a lot about the toys?

Oh, all the different toys? Yeah.

Okay. So I have a new girl that, you
know, we went to Hustler Hollywood

and we bought a whole bunch of things.
We tried them all. So excited. And now

we're on this little journey of
experimenting.

Okay. So if you have anything to
recommend.

Well, I'll just ask her what she likes.
I mean, that's the best. Because what I

would like, maybe, you know, she may not
like.

Right. You know, she may not like what I
like. Okay, well, you know, what would

you like?

Well, if it's going to be a toy, I don't
like vibrators, so I don't really have

any good recommendations on that. That's
what she likes.

Yeah. But you know what, you know, this
little Hitachi, they make these little

mini Hitachis. Oh, my God, they're so
strong.

Try to enter. Yeah. Try the little mini
Hitachi. It's really super cute. I use

it in my massage scenes and I keep it in
my little pocket. You bring it out and

it's just, it's vamps it up and it's,
it's strong. So you can definitely get

there with your dick. How do you know
how much pressure to put on a girl?

Watch their body language. Yeah.

Or they're going to tell you. Or just
ask.

I don't think there's enough
communication in sex. People are just

without fucking talking. I agree.

Just talk.

Just talk to your partner. You like your
nipple sex? Say it.

Right. It doesn't matter who you are.

Whenever a guy tries to, like, touch
my... I'm not a clit person.

So whenever a guy tries to touch my clit
during sex, I'll slap their hand away.

So what if a guy tries to eat your
vagina? What happens?

You don't like it? I mean, I let them do
it for, like, a second because I want

them to... I don't want them to think
there's something wrong. Like, it's

I'd do it. But you do it out of guilt.

Yeah, it's just a guilt thing. I would
totally communicate that because I think

the more open, the more relaxed you can
be during sex. I think I do after the

first time, but it's like for the first
time, I'm all, you know, yeah, do it for

like 10, oh my God, it feels so good.
And then this is the classic line, which

means, hey, this is what this means.

Please just come fuck me. I mean, stop,
you suck. Yeah, 100%. And when we say,

oh, can you give me that cum now? We're
done with you. We're done. We've been

done for the last five minutes. Okay,
are you going to cum yet?

Oh, this feels so good.

Please stop.

Yeah, that means like your dick's trash.

Yeah. Get off.

Do you like to have sex for like a long
time or are you more like five minutes,

five minutes, multiple times?

You know, I...

Good question. It depends on the dick
and my mood and like what's going on.

Like, is it like a hot moment where we
want to fuck around for a couple hours?

couple hours. Or do I like, you know,
with foreplay and, you know, sex and go

back to it and all this other stuff?
Like, do we have that time?

Or sometimes a good quickie is great.

Yeah. Like, keep my pants on. Just bend
me over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pants are

down right here. I can barely fit in. I
love that. My legs are fucking too

close.

In, like, the bathroom in the mirror
kind of thing? You can feel it just

spreading. It's awesome.

Yeah. You know? And then it's like,
bang, bang, bang. And I'm just like,

you. I'm a quickie person until I die.
Deposit in me.

And those moments come inside me.

Yeah. I want to put my pants on. I want
to feel you come out. Yeah. I want to

create my little white spot, take a
picture, and send it to you later.

Yeah. Oh, exactly.

So cool.

And say thank you.

Wow. You know, I don't get hard when
people fuck on the show.

That just got me blood flow.

I swear.

Yes, I like that shit. Got a little
twitch.

Yeah. Hey, I got some advice from you,
Mrs. Fox. Okay.

My current lady, we enjoy the cream pie
so much.

It's a beautiful moment. It is.

And we really connect, you know.

But birth control, you know, she doesn't
like the birth control stuff.

And the plan B, she thinks is fucking
with her shit.

So do you think, I told her, why don't
we just keep doing it until you get

pregnant and then we'll get an abortion?

And she says, that's sick.

A little bit sick.

That's extreme.

What's your thoughts on that? It's quite
extreme.

Well, if you like the cream pies, either
move, you know, eight cream pies.

They're not going to get you pregnant.

So that's an option.

But if you are going to commit to cream
pie and you're in that relationship,

then.

do something about that so you're not
getting pregnant and have... Because

you find the pull -out moment is just...
I think it's like... It kills the whole

vibe. Yeah, my favorite, like,
everybody's like, where is your favorite

cum? I'm like, in my pussy or my ass.

Like, I like... And you don't have to
deal with it after. Plus, you can feel

like when a guy has an orgasm, you feel
like the cock, like, throb and pump it

out. Like, you know, like, each fucking
pump. Watch the guy's ugly face at the

moment when they're cumming. No, no, no,
don't say ugly.

We're very... We all have, like, all our
faces have, like, we all have that one,

like, almost all crooked.

Yeah. Whatever.

So much faster if I know you're not
looking at me. So from behind, I'm

Missionary, I've got to go to the ear
and pretend I'm talking to your ear.

Just so I can... Over here.

I can't let you look at me. Oh, I'll
look you right in the eye. Oh, fuck. I'm

embarrassed. And then as soon as we're
done, I'm like, oh, my God, she's gone.

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Let's get back to the show. So who are
you fucking off cam as fucks?

I don't ever steal my secret. No, you
never do. I don't. And you don't even

them up. Nothing.

No, I don't. Or post them. No, no, no.

I keep it. Yeah, I like I like keeping
certain things really private. And also

some of the people I'm fucking like, you
know, you know, I want to keep it

private anyway. I think that there's
more than one.

And the reason you keep them all private
is because they don't hear about each

other. Don't want to confuse the names.

They're just in different countries.

Why do you think I travel so much? One
at every port.

I'm just going to go see a friend. I'll
be back.

How about you? Who are you dating these
days?

Not that same asshole.

No, this is the longest time I've been
single since I started dating. Like

months? Like nine months. Okay.

Yeah.

I think it's important to spend some
time alone.

It is.

It's been rough, but it's good now.

You get to know yourself better. Now I
don't know if I'll be in a relationship

again. Honestly, it's so fun. I think
being by yourself, once you start

all that love into yourself and realize
that that's the love that you're also

giving to other people, then take a note
of all the love and things that you

really enjoy and that's filling your cup
and expect that from whomever you plan

to be in a relationship with.

How important is it for you girls when
you're in love if the sex isn't hitting

but you love the guy?

oh it's rough i i dated a guy who was
like he wasn't too big like it wasn't

it was like five or something like that
not bad but i told me I remember, like,

many times we would be fucking, and I
feel so guilty, but I would think, Dan,

this would hit so much harder if he was
just, like, a couple inches more.

Shit. I think they sell attachments now.
That did happen a lot. I think they

sell attachments.

Oh, I could never. No, that's, like,
that's worse. Have you had a guy put an

attachment on you? No, but can you
imagine? I would love to pull that out

guy. He's like, hey, could you put this
on me? Holy fuck, I would lose my boner,

man. Six Viagras, I'm dead.

Yeah.

my friend willow you know willow harper
right oh yeah she had a guy with a small

dick and he had different attachment
lengths wow so is the attachment so it

like oh it's valentine's day i'm gonna
put the fucking big one wow honey that's

interesting that's so funny but i could
never i couldn't that's embarrassing

isn't it no it's if a guy whipped out an
attachment i would be icked out like

just own it that your dick is not that
big should they address it or should

pretend they're cool um

oh that's a hard one i don't yeah they
should just pretend they're cool there's

not really a way to address it that's
like gonna make it

Yeah. Should they make a joke about it?
I mean, you could always, like, you

know, you could always teach your
partner and, you know, see if they can,

learn from what you like and maybe teach
them to eat pussy better so that you

can actually get off. Right.

There's ways you could, like, work
around that if you really love the

can't imagine, like, never, like, seeing
them again or being in your life. Or

you create an open relationship of some
sort and have an agreement on that.

I'd be like, I'm sorry, but I'm going to
have to fuck other people.

Because you're... And...

You know, I'm glad you're getting off,
but I'm not. The unwritten part of it

because you're dick is trash, I gotta
fuck your friends. Yeah, the thing is, I

can actually cum from a small dick, but
it's, like, different.

But I'm an easy cummer. Like, I can cum
very easily, so even a guy with a small

dick could make me cum.

Yeah. Just straight penetration.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

But I feel like then the small dick guys
are kind of like, oh, it's fine. Like,

I can make a girl cum, but it's, like,
it's not special, really, when you do it

for me.

Oh, God. Because I can cum from any,
like... What would kill me the worst is

you brought, like, oh, I've cummed every
other ex. It's just, you... Yeah,

not... No, that's traumatizing to do to
someone.

Yeah. Therapy for seven years. Now, if
they're an asshole, that might be a good

line, you know, to say.

Yeah. Treat me like... You know what? My
ex has fucked me better.

Oh.

Wow. I've never said that line.

A girl I was just dating in the summer,
she kept talking about all the toxic sex

I had with my ass. I broke up with her
for it. That's weird. Why do people do

that? I don't know.

I don't know. Why are you even talking?
Maybe they're trying to bring me down. I

think that's weird. I don't know.

I would break up too. I wouldn't be down
with that.

Like, I don't need to know about your
toxic sex.

I would be like, you know what? Let's
take time apart so you can get over your

toxic sex that you had with your ex.
That's good stuff. And then when you get

over it, maybe we can talk again or I
might have moved on.

You know the show Sex with Sue where
people would call in?

Yeah. I feel like you've got to do that
shit. Oh, man, that'd be great.

Right? Just tell people exactly how it
is. Yeah, Mrs. Fox.

Yeah.

That's something there. Good idea.

I like that. So how often are you
filming your show right now, the Massage

Mistress? So I shoot Massage Mistress
every Monday, Tuesday, Tuesday, and

Sunday. Massage. Massage Mistress, yeah.
It's fine.

It's okay.

We shoot it Monday and Tuesdays. We
shoot two scenes a day.

And so that's what we're doing right
now.

So you put up two a week?

Yeah. Wow.

That's a lot. Yeah.

A lot of banging.

And how often are you mixing up the
themes?

So, yeah, we're actually working on a
couple extra sets. So because of this

concept, it's massage, right? So I can
become a massage teacher.

So we're setting up a classroom, a desk,
an office, and then obviously my

massage. So you can act it out. Yeah. So
there are different scenarios and

different fetishes that people have. You
have couples massage.

You have where your wife might set you
up and send in your husband.

Because the whole cheating and seeing
somebody with a ring, that is such an

-catcher for the fans. They love it.

It's that.

Like, oh, I'm getting away with
something. Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah. So a lot of that. And I
think I'm going to have a lot of fun

get to – when we get to create the
massage school because then I got

and, like, teach them, like, proper way
to stroke and proper way of blowjob, how

to massage the balls. We have a – what's
it called?

Oh, I forget now. The guy lays down and
his dick sticks through a hole.

Oh, like a glory hole?

Yeah, so it's underneath and stuff like
that. I've never seen that.

That exists?

Or are you going to make it up? Glory
hole stuff is really, really popular,

Every girl I know loves glory hole
stuff. And you lay down flat and your

goes through the hole.

Well, the bed can't be too thick.
There's a particular name for it and I'm

skipping it right now. The bed's got to
be paper thin.

Right? I thought you grew a couple.

That's why I play with the tip. Right.

Hey, when you do the couple, though, who
do you have, like, co -masseuse with

you?

So we have, like, Will Tyle. We also
have, like,

we have other people that also do the
massage. Yeah, who's your go -to, like,

call -up?

It just depends.

Yeah, we hire, it just depends on who we
want. Okay. Whether it's going to be a

girl, girl, guy.

Sometimes the guy's the patient and
we'll have two girls. Sometimes I'll

male assistant and it'll be a female.

It just kind of depends on the
scenarios. We try to switch it up as

possible. Who's like your like three,
four people that you, that's like part

your show. Yeah. You know, they're the
regulars, let's say.

say will tile but he's also you know i
don't know who that is will tile do i

know yeah he's been in the industry for
a long time but he also yeah he also

does the massage master so he's like
like he's my go -to he's like also in

so he's like we do okay a lot of
together um so that's always he's just a

how about the lady do you and sheree
work a lot together we have yeah yeah

we haven't collabed like a lot just
because uh we were both contracted and

didn't want us to you know collab and
stuff like that all the rules craziness

I think we could collab now, but I'm not
sure. Right.

I just play it safe.

And then who else, the ladies that you
like?

I try, you know, there's so many new
ladies that come through.

So you mix it in? Mix it in all the
time. I don't really have too many

ladies. I love when the OGs mix in the
new girls.

Oh, yeah. There's constantly a mix of
new guys. Yes, I like that. You're

them on.

The notes are the best at that.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So we put like a bunch of, we put new
guys on, new girls all the time. Yeah,

that's nice. It's a nice variety. And
it's also such a, the way we have it

outlined, it's so simple. You know, it's
all outlined. So for a new person, they

get to visually see what we're going to
do. So we go over everything. It's

almost like, I don't want to say dumbed
down, but we like really keep it simple

so that if it's a brand new person,
there's no questions.

Or if they have questions, it's like
there's a visual representation versus

a verbal. Yo, she's so fucking awesome.
Yeah. You take that a lot. No.

What's your secret?

I just smoke weed.

Weed, man.

Weed and mushrooms. That's it. I think
weed is the strongest drug in the world.

I love it.

Don't you find taking an edible that
kills you?

Strongest drug in the world. I should
make you my brownies one day.

What's that?

My brownies?

That's like old school brownies. Oh,
fuck that. Oh, yeah. They'll put you on

your ass. You'll sleep the best of your
life.

If you ever get surgery, some of my
friends get surgery, I would make them

brownies because they're better than
pain pills.

You're fucking right. Yeah, yeah. That's
how I got into dabs because I'm

allergic to painkillers.

I understand exactly what you said. Like
a dab rig because I was allergic and I

cut my finger off and it was so painful.

So that's how I, like, got into dabs is
because it, like, got me. I mean, it

didn't help the pain, but it's like
you're so high that you fall asleep.

I'm addicted. I'll tell you, I don't
really like weed that much, but I'm

addicted. I get high every time I have
sex.

What is that?

Like, off the sex or, like, during sex.
Before sex.

Is that weird?

No, I don't think it's too weird. I let
my hair down.

Yeah. I like to smoke weed, and I think
it's going to relax your mind, right?

You're not going to have a laundry list
of things that you have to get done.

Okay, that's what it is. So you're not
wandering around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So

you're one of those people, you can kind
of slow that down a little bit. I lock

in. I lock in. Yeah, locking in. Yeah.
And focusing on and being present in

you're doing, and then you kind of get
into it. Yeah. I get hypersensitive, so

like to smoke weed, especially if I want
to cum a lot.

Right. Because then my...

Pussy gets super wet.

I'm super sensitive.

You just blow on my clit and I'm like,
ooh.

On weed, right? Yeah.

Some girls say, oh, I have cotton pussy
from the weed. Is that a real thing or

am I just turning them off?

The only time I've had cotton pussy is
because I was not turned on or it was

just... Alina.

Maybe I was extremely dehydrated, but I
have one of these a day.

Okay. When you do a squirt scene, how
much water are you drinking? If I do a

squirt scene for video.

Yeah, let's say it's like a browser
squirt scene.

I know that they're expecting these
grand squirts across the room,

You're basically waterboarding somebody.

So then in that case, and I got really
good at it because I would drink about

four to sometimes six of these a day.
What? Yeah.

Or not a day, but for the scene. You're
filming that probably 10, 11 a .m., so

you're drinking that in the morning.
Yeah, drinking it in the morning, making

sure that I'm super clear because I'm
going to, you know, you're basically

releasing at that point because of what
they want to see on camera.

Like, across the room. Like, that's just
not natural. And is it true that you

get freezing cold from being
overhydrated? Absolutely. There was one

a scene. It was for, I think, a hard
act.

And the director just wanted me to, you
know, continue to squirt, squirt,

squirt, squirt, squirt.

So I already went through, like, four or
five of these already.

Then she wanted me to continue to drink
water on top of it, which I did, like,

whatever. And I was like, okay. It's
hard to do, isn't it, when you're still

thirsty? And you get to a point where,
like, your salt levels.

So I got, like, after that scene, I was
like, oh, shit.

This might be, like, where they talk
about water toxicity or water poisoning.

Yeah, like poisoning.

Yeah, because I, like, I just drank. You
could drown yourself. Yeah, I

overhydrated. And the thing about it,
too, is, like, I did this to myself, so

have no one else to blame, but like
overhydrating your bladder too can also

collapse it. Yeah.

So don't do that. Collapse it how?

And then you're pushing. So just
overusing those muscles is going to

your bladder.

Oh, my gosh.

So you've got to be really careful. Do
not do what I did.

Shit, man.

That sounds like torture. So I try not
to, like, if I want to do a 16, I'm

to do, like, because there for a while,
once you get known for, like, a certain

niche, then I feel like every company
wants to hire for that. Yeah. So it's

like, oh, you're a great squirter.

For me, can you squirt? And, of course,
you're like, yeah, sure.

Whatever, you know, like, because you're
having fun, too, and you're enjoying

it. So I'm not blaming anybody for my
decisions. I made my own decisions. I

my own bed.

But, yeah.

But I don't look at you as just a squirt
at all.

No. You're so much more than that. I do
with a lot of things now. You know, you

probably give a squirt 20 % of your
scenes.

Now it's a lot less. One in five? It all
depends on, like, the position and,

like, the day sometimes.

Yeah. Like, if I'm doing reverse
cowgirl, I'm most likely going to

you don't plan it? No, not anymore.

Oh, that's cool. Not anymore. I used to
back in the day, but now because I know

so much more about my own physical and
what it can do and this and that, I try

not to plan it. If I know who I'm
working with, I'll probably have a pita

too because I don't want to have any
coffee that comes out.

yeah thank you it's like oh did you have
asparagus is that bitterness i smell

like i have squirted but i think maybe
i've squirted once on camera but i can't

do it on command so it just happens
randomly it's from the fingers right

usually from the fingers i don't like
this thing with the fingers i don't want

guys to do that i thought that was the
whole thing that's like my favorite

i feel like some guys try okay so you
have guys you have some guys that know

what they're doing And you have a lot of
guys that don't. But they watch the

guys that know what they're doing and
they think they can mimic it without

actually doing it. And it fucking hurts.

Cut your fucking nails in the first
place.

That's the biggest one.

Make sure your hands are clean.

Make sure your hands are clean if you're
sticking it in your pussy or ass.

or mouth you know like clean your nails
like i have a little brush i have a

little brush before you gotta get a nail
brush i just kind of think about like

you know there's smokers and everything
like that i think about like the

nicotine because if you smell a person
that smells it's just like if i smoke

weed right yeah you're gonna smell the
burning and the paper and everything on

my fingertips i need to wash my hands
from that there's resin on it that makes

sense wash your fucking hands Yeah. So
wash your ass and wash your hands.

Then you can sleep in this.

That's my advice. Wash your fucking
body. But if you don't like this, then

do you like?

Um, I actually like just really, um,
I'm, I'm clit stimulated mostly.

Um, so I like, you know, rubbing the
outside first. Get me, get me turned on,

you know, get in there. Slow it down.

the fuck down.

You know, I mean, I also think a lot of
times we get in, we go into work, we go

into set and it's like boom, bang, boom,
boom, bang. 25 minutes later, you're

done with work, right?

So if I'm going to do this in my private
life, let's slow it the fuck down.

Let's turn each other on.

Get our mouths on each other.

Yeah. You know, let's, I like, I like
the outside road. You do 69. And then

like, I hate fucking 69. I hate 69. I
don't want to fucking think about, if

sucking your dick, I want to focus
sucking on your dick. Yeah. Oh, that? I

thought it was the other way around. And
also, like, torsos aren't always

matching. And so, like, I'm either going
to be reaching forward, and so then

your neck's going to be all crooked.

I'm not trying to give you a neck pain.

I had a girl at AVN in January.

She goes, let's six nine. I said, okay,
cool. And she wanted me on top.

Never had that in my life. And I asked
all my friends. They said they never

heard of it. I have never heard of it.
It's weird, isn't it?

Yeah, it's weird. I mean, you've got to
be really, like, willing to take a lot

of dick in your throat and have, like,
good aim with that. Yeah. You know,

because it's... With her head, like, off
the bed.

Right, because you don't, like, it's
going to get stomped and it's very hard

let it go down. I'm still not that big,
okay? It's more... Well, maybe that's

why.

She could get to it, but it was hanging
over her mouth. You could just dip it

in. All right, let's get to the segment.
Dip it in like a teabag.

Okay,

we'll start off with Jerkmate.

We love Jerkmate.

Jerkmate baby all day.

Okay, so you're a cam girl. Oh, God. You
have a fetish, Mrs. Thock.

Or you have the fetish. Who wants the
fetish?

Anyone have one in their head?

You're more crazy.

Oh, my God.

In a good way. I'm crazy.

Okay, you have a fetish. She's a cam
girl. She's got to do it.

Action. Oh, God.

Yeah.

So, this is hard.

I don't have anything thought of. Did
you think of... I have a fetish. Okay,

it. Okay, breeding fetish.

Breeding? Yeah.

Yo, does every girl have that? Every
girl has that. Oh, I love... Please come

my pussy.

Yeah. Let's impregnate me. It's from the
caveman days. I want to fill you and

impregnate me. I'm going to fill you
with all my cum. My fertile, fertile

Keep coming in. Whim all the way up.
Yeah. Oh, that's a good line. Yeah, I

that. Okay, good work. I want that semen
to fight for the eggs.

Win the race, baby. Win the race, baby.
Win the race.

That's good stuff, girl.

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the show. You know what? Turn me upside
down so it doesn't come out. out that

way we can get pregnant tell us the
hottest things hottest things guys can

during sex good girl is like the first
one yeah yeah yeah no yes

and yeah um anytime she does something
cool something cool you know like she's

doing a reverse cowgirl girls don't like
it it doesn't feel good for girls i

only like it if there's a third party or
somebody that can like lick my pussy

while i'm fucking got it Yeah, I don't
like it. Like, there should be, like,

what's going on? Now you see the back of
my head. Why does it feel good for

girls? Like, my hair's swinging in your
face. It doesn't feel like much. My

hair's in your face. It's going in your
mouth.

You're just seeing the back of me.
You're not even seeing the best part.

booty. Booty, guys.

If you do the twerk thing, then that's
really cool.

Yeah, I do the twerk thing. I think the
only appealing part.

No, I'm not really into it.

Am I? I don't know.

My friend, Eric Garriox, said that
you're. Shout out, Eric Garriox.

He loves your booty. Oh, thank you.

Yeah, that's the only appealing part of
that position is I know the guy's, like,

enjoying it. Like, it's, like, a shallow
thing. Like, I know I look good. Like,

it's not, like, doing anything for me.

Yeah, it doesn't do anything.

It's still kicking back.

It just doesn't hit any spots.

You know what position I've been into?

It doesn't hit a spot. I've been into
this one lately.

Missionary, but with the leg crossed
over.

And we still kiss this way? Your leg is
crossed over? No, she is, she is.

And I'm like, I'm like this.

Oh, I love that one. Yeah, that's nice.

That one's it. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.

That's a good one. Because I find when
you're fucking someone a lot, you gotta

try to, you can't just do the same three
positions over and over again. Yeah.

So I'm trying to be creative.

Yeah. I don't like it when a guy talks
too much.

Oh. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't like it
too much. I, I, I fucked a guy recently

and he just kept talking.

I mean, to the point I was like, shh.

Oh, yeah.

I will. Like, you're distracting me. I
can't. I know a certain guy in the

industry. I won't say who, because you
guys might be able to guess.

We bleep names here.

Okay. Same place.

So, Kieran Whiskers.

Oh, you can definitely say his name. Do
not bleep out. Can I guess what he said?

Please. I have 10 mates out back, and
we're all going to take turns fucking

That's what he says. Every girl is like,
he does this weird thing. Yeah, that's

his line. Yeah, it totally is. Everyone
who buys a video is like, so what is he

whispering? Because you can't hear it on
the video.

I think Manuel says the same thing. Wow.
But in French. He does.

The same, the same house.

Yeah. Yeah.

At the same time, you got one French guy
and I got buddies in the bag. We want

to fuck you.

No, that will work for me.

I'm like, oh, you got friends and we're
going to be tossed around? I think it

hits 80 % of the time. I was going to
say, I feel like it's definitely 80 -20

for me. And he says, I'm going to fuck
you up and then we're going to take

fucking you? Yeah.

Well, maybe that's what's going on in my
head. I mean, I kind of like that idea.

Your mind is already there. I got, like,
this fantasy of being, like, you know,

just sprawled out on, like, one of those
dollies, blindfold on, and then just

being, like, men all around me and not
knowing who's doing what.

It's interesting.

That's a common woman kink. I just like
it. Nothing rough. They're really light

-touching and getting in there. Another
common woman kink like that is glory

holes. Have you seen those Russian glory
hole porn?

No, but I might look this up afterwards.

Oh, yeah, you'll be really into it.
Girls are so into it.

It's this random Ukrainian, Russian,
whatever site, and their bodies are laid

on a bed, and then they just have a hole
for their pussy. And guys will just

sign up, and they pay.

Yeah. Oh, wow. It's like a reverse glory
hole. I know so many girls who are so

into it. Like it's their favorite thing
to watch.

What is it about a girl that beautiful
girls like yourself, they want to get

used. Used. Yeah. I don't know.

What is that?

Why is that a kid? I don't even consider
it like being used at that point. Well,

I mean, maybe that, but. Girls like it.
Yeah, they do. I'm one, honestly. Yeah,

what is that?

Trauma.

I shouldn't laugh.

I should not laugh. I mean, like, that's
what I assume.

They're like, you're taking their power
back in a way.

Ah, well said, Zoe.

Does that one turn you on?

No. Okay.

Like, you know.

Okay. No.

All right. It's really common. It is
like a lot of, like, most people I know

into it. Oh, yeah.

Nine out of ten girls? Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, okay. For fans, are you girls on
Fansly?

I don't think so. Shout out to fans.

Okay.

Your strangest customer quest. You must
get some crazy ones.

Oh yeah. I have, I have some that are
current, like in my, or regulars. I

um, I love them too, by the way. I love
a really heavy fetish guys. By the way,

I want to say it's very nice for you to
be so successful and still do customs

for your fans. It's very generous.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm particular about how I do my
customs, but I, I'll accept them. But I

one guy, um,

He likes me. He likes tooting.

So he puts tooting fork.

Sounding.

Sounding tooting. And he's fucking
getting into it. He's like, oh, fuck.

turns them on. That's interesting. It's
the only way he calls, I believe.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Of all the things I've ever heard, that
is the craziest thing in the world.

You're squeamish right now. So I give
him instructions and tell him what to do

and stuff like that.

100%. Every time. He's a great fan.

He's always there.

Not my fetish, but it's his. For
everything 420 and opera, you can get

party favorites.

Wild night.

One night you've had. You.

Wild night. I know one in New York.

Oh, yes. November, October -ish.
November, my housewarming party.

My baby daddy.

fought two guys single -handedly. Three.
It was three. Yes, it was three. It was

three. No, one of them was, like,
helping, but then it ended up turning

like... Yes. Yes. Yeah.

But he trashed the house because they
were fighting all over the house. So

Yes. Oh, my God. It's crazy.

Great footage. Who filmed it? You? I
filmed it. I immediately filmed it.

My dad is a lawyer, so I immediately was
like, I have to get footage. Oh, my

God. I got to be on top of that.

Yeah, that was our housewarming party.
So that was the energy that... the house

brought clearly yeah and then the next
morning i woke up um to my boyfriend at

the time fucking a girl next to me while
i was unconscious oh yeah yeah we were

like completely monogamous so he that
was like that was the crazy you yeah he

claimed that my eyes were flickering
open but oh he's like you were into it

eyes are open but we were completely
monogamous there was no conversation

like nothing like oh yeah so that all
happened that was like the housewarming

party we say it's like the cursed
housewarming party that was definitely

night that was the same night oh you
know men are so annoying it's like i

had a fight at my house now you gotta be
like how can i make this night about me

yeah i gotta cheat beside her yeah
beside her i've never heard of cheating

beside a girl it's definitely new i tell
people and they're like they it's new

for them like that's yeah that was a
wild night though that was my wildest

That's why I've been single since
November.

That was my wildest night. Wow, I would
be single too. Are you okay?

I wasn't, but I'm okay now.

You didn't like that guy. I did.
Painter, wasn't he a painter?

No. What was he?

Just like a, he, nothing.

Drug dealer.

No, not a drug dealer. He like, his
family owned a restaurant and he.

co -owned it, but it turns out he
didn't.

No, no, it was an actual restaurant, but
they, he, yeah, he doesn't. You know, I

saw a study recently that said 9 out of
10, 10, so beautiful women, have

admitted to sleeping with a drug dealer.
How about that?

That's interesting.

I'm sure I have.

I mean, I was in college. I was engaged
to one.

Okay, well, there we go.

Wow. I didn't do it for drugs. I just
did it because it was hot. Do you think

it's movie culture that makes us think
they're cool? You know what it is? It's

like those guys always have a good hog
on them.

because they usually aren't making that
much

money from drug dealing so you need to
be good at broke guys yeah that's what

that's their bread and butter like
that's how they're getting yeah i guess

have a huge dick you don't have no will
to get up and grind yeah and the micro

guys are working working yeah

Or it's like the nerdy fellas. I like
the nerdy guys.

Yeah, I love the nerdy guys.

The guys that you wouldn't expect a
third arm.

Nerds have dicks. I never thought that.

It's like the quiet guys.

I never realized they would have a dick
on them. You would never know.

And I feel like they don't talk about it
with their friends or anything. So they

don't, I love the humble big guys that
don't know they have a big dick.

Oh, that's cool. They don't even know.
And I think it's like,

they're not like, Hey, this is what I
have. Cause you know, guys, some guys

big, that's like their entire
personality. And I'm not like, I'm not

that. Yeah. It's like the really quiet
nerd with big tits.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, they're like,
look at my spreadsheet. And you're like,

look at that thing in your fucking hand.
Yeah.

I'm trying to spread my shit. I'm trying
to talk about that anaconda baby.

I didn't know I was going to the jungle
today.

So how are you guys meeting dudes?

Because y 'all are popping. Everyone
wants to fuck you. You don't know who

love. I'm on Hinge.

Are you? How's it going? What's your
government name or Zoe Luna?

You only use your first name. My first
name is Zoe. That's my government name.

Oh, is it? I didn't know that. Yeah,
yeah. I didn't like, I mean, I was

a slutty, so I didn't change my name.
Like, everyone knew.

Hindsight, I probably wouldn't have
changed mine either.

How are you meeting dudes?

It's like you meet them at your shows
and shit. I kind of meet them, like,

honestly, I've met them through
Instagram sometimes.

Okay, but now they're fans at that
point. No, not these good people. Come

If you're DMing Alexis Fox live.

She's probably fucking, like,
celebrities.

Can't say.

And you would never tell. No. Can you
give us one fun, like, as if you fought

John Stamos type thing?

Give us one. Give us one.

That's the thing. He always asks that,
but I'm like, if you want to fuck them

again, you don't want to say it on the
podcast.

That's it. And I also respect other
people's privacy.

No one believes me. I posted the DMs and
everything.

No one believes me.

People were calling Cap like crazy. They
still do to this day. Okay, so King Von

was a big rapper, and he DM'd her the
day he got killed. Oh, wow. It was like

day or two before he got killed. Oh,
that's crazy. But it was very close,

I would say I probably have most
athletes in my DMs a lot of times. Oh,

Sometimes I just fuck with them. I'm
never going to meet them.

You like to just egg them on. I just
like to egg them on, see how far they'll

go, see what they'll say.

An athlete has never DM'd me. I don't
think I'm, like, athlete -type. Yeah,

you're not. Yeah.

I would say they have minor, like,
European soccer players.

Rappers DM me for sure.

Athletes never. I can see that.

I know why. I can see rappers not DMing
you also.

More athletes.

Yeah, I get more athletes, but I have a
couple of musical artists.

Rappers would be scared of you. Because
rappers need to be the cool dom person.

Yeah. Where you're more like Samantha
Barbie Doll. Yeah. And you call the

Yeah. You know. Big boss lady.

Big boss lady.

That's me. Country stars, do you have
any new rock stars? I haven't had any

country stars, I don't think.

Who are country stars, fuck?

I think they're lovely, like six out of
ten wives from their hometown.

Yeah, exactly. It's so cute.

Yeah, their high school sweetheart.

Who would you say of all the
professional millionaire careers is the

attractive?

Like an actual person?

Yeah, you know, but stereotype it into
one bulk.

Actors? Actors are kind of hot, right?
Yeah, they're hot. And they're, like,

brooding. And you know what I mean? They
have this whole, like, this whole cloud

above them. And they're drama kids.
They're not cloudy people.

Yeah. Yeah, I think it all depends.

I don't mind a guy that works with their
hands a little bit, gets sweaty.

Like a tradie? Yeah. Like, you know,
wears a white t -shirt and jeans.

They pull. Yeah, they can probably pull
a little bit. Yeah, I like the normies,

for sure. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We call those tradies in Australia. You
can't have a bigger ego than me.

For real, though, right? Exactly.

Girls, would you say that was the
fastest hour and ten minutes of your

Oh, wow. We did an hour and ten minutes
already? Wow.

What the fuck?

This is the fastest episode of all time.

I feel like we're still getting started.
Yeah.

Yeah, so much to talk about. Hey, girls.

Wow. We did it. That was the fastest
episode in pillow talk history.

Mrs. Fox, thank you. Please come on
every six months because you're the best

guest in the world. And Zoe, thank you
so much. I love you so much.