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Good morning.
Good morning.

2
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Can I help you?

3
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That depends.

4
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Do you know
a five letter word
that means sorceress?

5
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Huh?
Uh, that's
three letters.

6
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You're not
very good at this.

7
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For a stranger
who snuck into our
penthouse at 7:00 am,

8
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you're pretty
judgmental.

9
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I didn't sneak in.
I live in the building.
Tony let me up.

10
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He said I
looked trustworthy.

11
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Tony thinks
the guy who sells
solid gold watches

12
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for ten bucks
is trustworthy.

13
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I'm Stuart Wooten.

14
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I'm in love with Zuri.

15
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Good luck with that.

16
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Zuri, your friend's
here to play!

17
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Ah, the beautiful
princess awakens
from her slumber,

18
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brightening the earth
and all who inhabit it.

19
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Ugh!

20
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

21
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

22
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

24
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way

25
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

26
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around

27
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground

28
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town

29
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♪ And I don't
want to let them
down, down, down

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♪ Hey Jessie

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♪ Hey Jessie

32
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

33
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪

34
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JESSIE: I don't care
if he annoys you!

35
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You need to be
nice to him!

36
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I'm sure they're not
talking about you.

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(LAUGHING POLITELY)

38
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Sit.

39
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Good morning, Zuri.

40
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I was just speaking of
our enchanting encounter
in the lobby last week.

41
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All I said was you had
toilet paper stuck
to your shoe.

42
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Yep, this guy's a catch.

43
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Zuri, may your relationship
be as comfortable and strong

44
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as the two-ply T.P.
that stuck to Stuart's shoe.

45
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We're not in
a relationship.

46
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I'm way
out of his league.

47
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Zuri! A girl never says
something like that.

48
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We think it,
but we don't say it.

49
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No, she's right.

50
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But a guy can dream.

51
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And I do!

52
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Aww, that's sweet.

53
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Stuart, why don't you
come to the park
with Zuri and me?

54
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I'd love to!
I'm gonna go get my
playground pants.

55
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I can't believe
you did that.

56
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It's on you if someone
"accidentally" tumbles
off the climbing wall.

57
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You guys coming?
We may need witnesses.

58
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No can do.

59
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Ravi and I DVR'd
Mixed Martial Arts
Mania last night

60
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and we're going to
watch it in
the screening room.

61
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
Not so fast.

62
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Bertram and I are watching
a Couture Cooking
marathon in there.

63
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Huh.

64
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I never thought I'd hear
the words "Bertram"
and "marathon"

65
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in the same sentence.

66
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Guys, just figure out
a way to share
the screening room.

67
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Okay, we'll work out
a fair solution.

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(CHUCKLES)

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The big screen is ours!

70
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Hey, Tony!
Hey, Jessie!

71
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Stuart, will you
give me some space!

72
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I only need
one shadow.

73
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Your eyes
sparkle like the ocean.

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My eyes are brown.

75
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Your eyes sparkle like
the Hudson River.

76
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Guess what?
I made us
Tessie T-shirts.

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Who's Tessie?
Us! Tony and Jessie.

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Ta-da!

79
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Wow, this is great!

80
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And you are
rocking those pearls!

81
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You gotta get me
the name of your
shirt guy.

82
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I can see it now...

83
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Zoo-ert.

84
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Jessie, can I see
your phone?

85
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Yeah.

86
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There's this great
new app for couples
like us.

87
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This way,
I can track you
wherever you go!

88
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Why don't you just put
a chip in my neck?

89
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Hey, Zuri,
can I see your
phone for a...

90
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No.
Okay.

91
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I'm so excited!
Three straight hours
of Couture Cooking

92
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and the finale is
finally here!

93
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Supermodels
sassily saute while they
sashay and flambe.

94
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Yay!
Yay!

95
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That's it!
It is our turn to
watch MMA!

96
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Enough with your
stupid cooking show.

97
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All day we have
avoided finding out
who won the match

98
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so we could watch
on the big screen like
the gods intended!

99
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We can't wait one
more second to find
out who won!

100
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Okay.

101
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"Bone Crusher" Flanigan
beat "Skull Smasher" Rodrigo

102
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with a tap out
in the fifth round.

103
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No!

104
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You ruined
the match for us!

105
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Not nice, Emma.

106
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Funny.
But not nice.

107
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Jessie! I found out how
to get away from Stuart.

108
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By playing Hide and Seek.

109
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Three, four, five...

110
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Now's our chance.
Let's run!

111
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We can't.
I told Stuart's parents
I'd watch him.

112
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Besides, he knows
where we live.

113
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We'll find a new place
before he finishes counting.

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It's a buyer's market.

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(PANTING)
Need to

116
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ask you a question.

117
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Geez, you're really
out of breath.

118
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The building's not that far.
I've had longer
runs in my stockings.

119
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I want to ask
if you would come to
a special dinner

120
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at my family's
Italian restaurant
tomorrow night.

121
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And you can
meet my parents!

122
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Meet...
Meet your parents?

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(HYPERVENTILATING)

124
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Whoa! You're out
of breath and you're
just standing there?

125
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We should get
a gym membership
together.

126
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Twenty!

127
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You're it!
You didn't hide
very well.

128
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You must really
want me to find you.

129
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Stuart, I think we should
have a little chat
on top of the climbing wall.

130
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Howdy, neighbor!

131
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Zuri, where did
this come from?

132
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It was a gift from Stuart.

133
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I figure, for as much
as he's bugging me,

134
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I might as well get
a house out of it.

135
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Wow. I could
learn a thing or two
from you.

136
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Yes. Yes, you could.

137
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You look like
something's on
your mind.

138
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Let's chat
in the kitchen.

139
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Oh! That'd be great.

140
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Oh, you meant
your kitchen.

141
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Talk to me, sister.

142
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Well, Tony is
an amazing guy,

143
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but first it was
the T-shirts,

144
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and then
the couples app,

145
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and now he wants me
to meet his parents!

146
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I'm not ready to
take such a big step.

147
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You need to relax.

148
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It's not like he's
asking you to
move in with him.

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(INTERCOM BUZZES)

150
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TONY: (OVER INTERCOM)
Hey, Jessie.
Will you come with me

151
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to look at
an apartment
that I found?

152
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I want to make sure
you love it before
I take that big step.

153
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I think.
I'm gonna.
Be sick.

154
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I couldn't hear 'ya.

155
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ZURI: (OVER INTERCOM)
Not in the playhouse!

156
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Not in the playhouse!

157
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,875
Well, it took four hours,
but we've recreated

158
00:09:06,877 --> 00:09:11,077
the winning cake
from Couture Cooking.

159
00:09:11,081 --> 00:09:16,691
Hey, we just wanted to say
we totally forgive you guys
for ruining the MMA fight.

160
00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:19,327
Looking back,
shrieking that I wish
I could chop you up

161
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and feed you
to Mrs. Kipling

162
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might have been a slight
overreaction on my part.

163
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That's what you
said in Hindi?

164
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I thought you were
ordering take-out.

165
00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:31,771
No wonder the food's
not here yet.

166
00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:35,975
You might be
interested to know

167
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,576
we discovered a way
to view the match.

168
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,578
As long as
you're not watching it in
the screening room tonight.

169
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,691
We have the premiere of
Runways and Ravioli.

170
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,915
(WHISTLING)

171
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Bone Crusher!
Skull Smasher!

172
00:09:51,061 --> 00:09:51,991
(BERTRAM GASPS)

173
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,795
Who are these guys?

174
00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,268
Duh. Bone Crusher
and Skull Smasher.

175
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,712
They are being paid to
recreate the bout
that you spoiled for us.

176
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,777
How much is
your allowance?

177
00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,980
The question you
should be asking
yourself is,

178
00:10:11,982 --> 00:10:13,342
(GASPS)
"Where's my wallet"?

179
00:10:16,847 --> 00:10:20,887
On your mark!
Get set! Mix it up!

180
00:10:20,891 --> 00:10:22,251
Oh! Watch the cake!
Watch the cake!

181
00:10:22,252 --> 00:10:24,902
Oh, I sure hope nothing
bad happens to it.

182
00:10:24,895 --> 00:10:29,155
Yes, it is awful
when something you care
deeply about is ruined.

183
00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:36,306
My cake!

184
00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,236
My dress!

185
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,372
It is true what
they say,

186
00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,154
revenge is sweet.

187
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,276
Ha-ha!
Ha-ha!

188
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:54,282
Tony, are you sure
you want to go through
with this?

189
00:10:54,284 --> 00:10:56,834
I mean, I thought
you loved living in your
mom's scrapbooking room.

190
00:10:58,789 --> 00:11:00,259
I think she
wants me gone.

191
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,390
This morning I woke up
and the words "Get out"

192
00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:04,332
was spelt in glitter
on my forehead.

193
00:11:12,302 --> 00:11:14,782
Pretty great, huh?

194
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,705
And only two thousand
bucks a month.

195
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,208
You'd think $2,000
would get you one window.

196
00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:21,911
Or less mold spores.

197
00:11:23,714 --> 00:11:24,864
Oh, I got a window.

198
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:34,291
Ah! Really
opens up the place.

199
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,696
But your bed can't even
go all the way down.

200
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,068
The landlord said
it's actually good

201
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,030
to sleep with
your feet elevated.

202
00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,102
He says I could use
more blood flow
to my brain.

203
00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:48,876
And this neighborhood
is so dangerous!

204
00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:52,279
Nah. It's family-friendly.

205
00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:55,992
See, some kid drew
a chalk outline of a man at
the bottom of the air shaft.

206
00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:04,903
Tony, this is a bad idea.

207
00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:06,425
No, it's not.

208
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,926
I've been thinking a lot
about my future,

209
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,929
and I'm ready to
start the next
phase of my life.

210
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,461
You want to start
the next phase of your life

211
00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:13,362
in a place where you can
flip an egg from the toilet?

212
00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:17,406
Absolutely!

213
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:21,337
That's gonna be a real
time saver in the morning!

214
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,941
Or is it gonna be weird
when there's
two people living here?

215
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,124
(STAMMERING) Two people?

216
00:12:25,115 --> 00:12:27,475
Isn't this place
small enough?

217
00:12:27,477 --> 00:12:31,777
And the walls
seem to be closing in.
Can we go?

218
00:12:31,782 --> 00:12:33,922
Yeah, we should
get ready
for dinner anyhow.

219
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:35,964
I can't wait for you
to meet my folks.

220
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,256
Trust me, this is going to
be a night to remember.

221
00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,136
(SCREAMING)

222
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,500
Hi, honey.
Welcome home!

223
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,543
How did you
get in here?

224
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:54,984
I let him in.

225
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:01,377
Whoo-hoo!
You know I can't
stand Stuart.

226
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,011
I know,
that's why I did it.

227
00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:13,159
Stuart, get out!
I don't want you here!

228
00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,803
Sounds like someone
needs a foot massage.

229
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,966
I'll go get my oils.

230
00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:24,301
(GROANING)

231
00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:29,938
Men.

232
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,040
Boys.

233
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,211
Tell me about it.

234
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,394
I'm pretty sure
Tony wants me to
move in with him.

235
00:13:36,386 --> 00:13:38,916
And, I'm meeting
his parents tonight!

236
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,249
I know just how you feel.

237
00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:43,591
Stuart invited me to
meet his turtles.

238
00:13:43,593 --> 00:13:45,363
And they're both
named Zuri!

239
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,327
Plus, Tony said
this would be,
"A night to remember."

240
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,529
Do you think
he's gonna propose?

241
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,060
Why wouldn't he?

242
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:54,033
Ugh! If only I weren't
so charming and cute!

243
00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:59,436
I share the same burden.
Dimples are a curse.

244
00:14:01,611 --> 00:14:05,151
Wait. Just in case,
you're coming to dinner
with me tonight.

245
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,475
He'd never ask me to
marry him with a little
kid hanging around.

246
00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:11,149
Make that
two little kids!

247
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,321
A double date is
a great idea.

248
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:16,093
Zuri and I need
some couple friends.

249
00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:17,256
No, we don't.

250
00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:21,229
I have to go put on
my dinner pants.

251
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,874
He was here
the whole time?

252
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,135
It's unbelievable, right?

253
00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:30,068
I had an easier time
getting rid of lice.

254
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:41,477
Boys, we have a
surprise for you!

255
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,161
Whatever you have
planned for us,
just know we're armed.

256
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:48,285
Yes.
I have a water balloon
filled with permanent ink,

257
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,418
and I am not
afraid to use it.

258
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,890
(POPPING)

259
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,332
(STAMMERING IN DISBELIEF)

260
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,526
(LAUGHING)

261
00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:00,498
Wrong target,
but just as funny.

262
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,032
Idiots.

263
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:09,135
Look, Bertram and I
are willing to give you

264
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:11,309
first dibs on
the screening room
from now on,

265
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,941
if you stop
messing with us.

266
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:14,613
BERTRAM: You just have to
sign a peace treaty

267
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,094
that we've put out
on the terrace.

268
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:17,316
Never!

269
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,917
I set up a buffet.

270
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,548
Dude, why didn't you
just lead with that?

271
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,098
Hey, it's cold out here!

272
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,243
I built you a fire,

273
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,065
but that was mostly
so you couldn't
crawl back through.

274
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,607
(BOTH LAUGHING)

275
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,711
(EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)

276
00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:48,016
Ow! You're crushing me!

277
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:55,130
We knew you'd head
towards the screening room,
right into our booby-trap!

278
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,585
Who are the idiots now?

279
00:15:58,488 --> 00:16:00,688
Uh, I think it is a tie.

280
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,230
Because now
there is no one
to let us back in!

281
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:06,973
And I am colder than
a Himalayan mountain
goat's tootsies.

282
00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:10,467
Me, too.

283
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,240
But the sight of
Bertram's butt in
Emma's face

284
00:16:12,242 --> 00:16:13,702
makes me feel all
warm and fuzzy.

285
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,678
Oh! Oh, Tony,
this is great!

286
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,679
Very family friendly.

287
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,181
Not romantic at all.

288
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:28,615
Tony, is this you
opening the door?

289
00:16:28,618 --> 00:16:31,658
Yep, this is where
I got my start.

290
00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:33,461
I still got those
training epaulets.

291
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:38,165
Maybe someday
I'll pass them on
to my son.

292
00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:41,529
Okey-dokey.
Let's get our grub on!

293
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,583
There's my bambino!

294
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,075
Hey!

295
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,741
You must be Jessie.

296
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,493
I'm Carmella.
And this is my
husband, Angelo.

297
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:58,145
But when you're here,
call us Mama and Papa.

298
00:16:58,148 --> 00:16:59,548
It'll be fun!

299
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:01,149
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
So fun!

300
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,221
Ah!
Ah!

301
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,393
Ah!

302
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:11,459
Ow!

303
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:12,531
Totally worth it.

304
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,314
(ALL CHUCKLING)

305
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,409
Tony, is this
your grandfather?

306
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:23,672
Nope.

307
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:24,043
Never seen
that guy before.

308
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,176
Come on, let's eat.
Come on.

309
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,663
Those are all relatives.

310
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,726
It's a Chicolini family
tradition to propose
in this restaurant.

311
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:43,230
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Really?

312
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:48,273
My family has a tradition
to never accept a proposal
in an Italian restaurant.

313
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,340
That's a weird coincidence.

314
00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:56,354
Lean!

315
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,148
A little harder.
(GRUNTING)

316
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,611
I got it!

317
00:18:02,612 --> 00:18:04,512
Okay, great.
Now cut us down!

318
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,715
With cheese?

319
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,359
You were supposed
to grab the scissors!

320
00:18:13,123 --> 00:18:15,173
Sorry. I figured we'd
be here a while.

321
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:21,367
Jessie,
someone really wants
to meet you.

322
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:24,671
This is
Tony's grandmother, Elda.

323
00:18:24,674 --> 00:18:25,714
(WITH MOUTH FULL)
Very nice to meet you.

324
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,577
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

325
00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:31,109
Elda says you eat
like a toddler,

326
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,710
but she's willing to
overlook it because

327
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,712
you have excellent
child-bearing hips.

328
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,824
Check!

329
00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:39,386
Will you all excuse us?

330
00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:40,749
Zuri and I need to
use the ladies' room.

331
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,850
But I don't
have to go...

332
00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:44,322
Well, then,
why don't you
wash your hands.

333
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,264
You've been eating
that greasy squid!

334
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:45,325
That was squid?

335
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,729
Listen, Zuri.
We have to
get out of here

336
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,131
before Tony
has a chance
to propose!

337
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,562
Can you pretend
to be sick?

338
00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:57,344
Being out with Stuart,
I won't need to pretend.

339
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,207
I've been holding back
my barf all night.

340
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,840
Good. I might ask
you to let it rip.

341
00:19:05,615 --> 00:19:08,215
Hey, guys, bad news.
Zuri isn't feeling too...

342
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:10,778
(GASPS)
Ooh! Tiramisu!

343
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,250
Hand me
a big girl fork!

344
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,934
(WHIMPERING)

345
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:20,226
Ravi, if you really
have to pee that bad,
just go in the plant.

346
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,191
Forgive me, ficus!

347
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:26,595
(ZIPPER UNZIPS)

348
00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:27,366
RAVI: Ah!

349
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,297
(SCREAMS)

350
00:19:29,299 --> 00:19:31,899
Oh, and don't aim
into the wind.

351
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:32,942
RAVI: Now you tell me.

352
00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:38,306
Okay, guys,
finish up
your desserts.

353
00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:39,648
We really should be
going before...

354
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:44,309
No, no, no,
no, no, no!

355
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:46,524
Hey, where'd this ring
come from?

356
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:47,916
Tony, don't be coy!

357
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:52,217
Look, you are amazing,
and I really like you,

358
00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:54,392
but if you think this
is happening,

359
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,274
you're a few meatballs
short of a Chicolini
Bottomless Spaghetti Plate!

360
00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:59,197
What are you saying?

361
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,668
Maybe I can shed
some light on this
situation...

362
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:01,900
Not now, Stuart!
Okay.

363
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:06,284
Tony, what I'm saying
is that

364
00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:08,406
I am extremely flattered,

365
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,708
but, no,
my answer is no.

366
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,340
I cannot marry you, Tony.

367
00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:13,782
What?

368
00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:15,213
Jessie, I really think
you want to hear that...

369
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,324
Stuart!
Grown-up talk!

370
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,547
But that's my ring!

371
00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:21,219
Zuri's ring, actually.

372
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,864
It's a promise ring
I got for you.

373
00:20:26,856 --> 00:20:29,396
Aww, Stuart...

374
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:32,359
Okay, I'll take the ring,
but I'm not
promising anything.

375
00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:36,714
You thought I
was proposing?

376
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:39,466
Of course!
You said this would be
"a night to remember."

377
00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:41,369
Sure, because I knew
we could get a free meal!

378
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,912
And you wanted to
share your apartment!

379
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:46,784
It's 2,000 bucks a month!

380
00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:48,846
I'm gonna split it
with my cousin,
Dominic!

381
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:56,531
He has
more square footage
than your apartment.

382
00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:59,886
Listen, Jessie,
you're the greatest
girl ever,

383
00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:03,429
but I don't want to get
married for years and
years and years and...

384
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:04,293
Whoa!

385
00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:07,595
Let me get this straight.

386
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:10,497
I'm just supposed to
just wait around
in my Tessie T-shirt

387
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,900
for years and years
and years,

388
00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:15,382
until you are ready to
make a commitment?

389
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,945
Quick.
Get all the knives
off the table.

390
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,710
You guys heard all that?

391
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:22,911
All of Brooklyn heard it.

392
00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:24,482
Elda's webcasting it.

393
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,390
I still can't believe
I did that.

394
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,374
I can't imagine
what Tony must be
thinking.

395
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,327
He's probably thinking
how he's gonna get his
cousin Dominic

396
00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:41,499
up four flights of stairs.

397
00:21:43,373 --> 00:21:44,973
I am having
the worst night ever!

398
00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:48,937
(SCOFFS IN DISBELIEF)

399
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,442
Maybe the second worst.

400
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,885
Help us!
Let us in!

401
00:21:57,887 --> 00:21:58,947
Cut us down!

402
00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:01,648
I really need
to wash my hands!

403
00:22:04,654 --> 00:22:05,964
Do you know
what this means?

404
00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:07,555
We're surrounded
by nitwits?

405
00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:12,959
Yes, but also,
the screening room
is free!

406
00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:14,432
I can finally watch
that Channing Tatum movie!

407
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:19,838
(TEETH CHATTERING)

408
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,353
Thank you.

409
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,745
EMMA:
Zuri, hurry.

410
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,480
Sit tight.

411
00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,082
It takes me an hour
to cut a piece of paper
with these babies,

412
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,093
so this could take a while.