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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Ladies and gentlemen, the 45th and final president of the United States. 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:12,500 Thank you. 3 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:14,520 So spooky. 4 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,900 So spooky. 5 00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:20,210 Happy Halloween to all the haters and losers. 6 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:25,330 Mr. President, how do you respond to criticisms from Republican Senators 7 00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:30,490 and Flake? Those guys are total zeros. But they just voted with you to protect 8 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:34,710 Big Bang. I just said those guys are American heroes. 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:39,490 Are you afraid that more Republicans will turn against you? No, I'm not 10 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:39,949 of them. 11 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:41,450 I'm the scary one. 12 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:45,110 And that's why tonight's theme is fear. 13 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:52,800 As President JFK Rowling once famously said, the only thing we have to fear is 14 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,800 me. 15 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,100 Boom! 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:02,060 That's not a JFK quote. Yes, it is. You'll see. It's in the super -secret 17 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:04,239 files. There's great stuff in there. 18 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:09,640 Grassy Knowles, hot centerfolds, Lee Harvey Weinstein. Mr. President! Mr. 19 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:13,250 President! When will you commit significant resources to fixing the 20 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,010 crisis? We're going to do it next week. 21 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:20,990 You said that last week. That was an announcement about this week. And now 22 00:01:20,990 --> 00:01:22,390 announcing next week's announcement. 23 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:26,670 We're announcing so much, everyone's going to be addicted to announcements. 24 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,480 Opioid crisis solved. 25 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:30,820 End of discussion. 26 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:34,520 I said end of discussion. 27 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:39,360 What's wrong with you people? Pay attention to me. Fear me. 28 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:41,060 Is this thing even on? 29 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:45,900 The microphone was on, but something was definitely off. 30 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:50,980 Imagine, if you will, a man. A man so cruel, so petty, so ignorant of 31 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:55,400 policy. He wouldn't be qualified to serve as dog catcher. But he just 32 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,100 be the most powerful man in the world. 33 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,280 He uses fear to control his enemies and his friends. 34 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,600 What happens when he loses that control? 35 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:05,520 He'll soon find out, because he's the president. 36 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:07,960 Can you believe it? 37 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:09,479 That's right. 38 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,920 Welcome to the show. 39 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:55,320 Later, I'll be talking to author, New York Times contributor, and troll 40 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:56,580 Lindy West. 41 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:05,740 But now, the oatmeal raisin cookie you thought was chocolate chip. It's my 42 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,100 best. Oh, yes. 43 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:11,260 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. You know, it's funny you mention that. 44 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,400 Raisins are what I give out on Halloween. 45 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,780 Whoa. That's weird, Mike. 46 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:19,770 You know, There's been a lot of weird stuff going on here recently. 47 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:23,730 Well, weird how? Do you mean like a sandwich with a crust still on it? No. 48 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:28,810 Like, I tried to tweet about how if North Korea would just carry Ivanka's 49 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:32,990 jewelry line, then we won't have to go to war. But my tweet never showed up. 50 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,029 Huh, funny. 51 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:37,170 You know, it must be bad Wi -Fi, sir. You know what? Forget about it. I'm 52 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:41,550 to cheer you up. Let's do your daily briefing. Oh, boy, oh, boy! 53 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:48,440 Since briefings aren't really my thing, Mike made them a spooktacular game show 54 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:55,220 that I can win. So now they are my thing. It's time for Prez Your Luck. 55 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,020 Let's play. 56 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,880 Victory, victory, victory. 57 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:10,810 Laura, Democrats are trying to say what happened in Niger is this 58 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:16,589 administration's Benghazi. I want people to understand what is actually 59 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:21,990 happening in Africa. This is going to be Trump's Benghazi. 60 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:23,670 What? That's crazy. 61 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:27,690 Niger isn't my Benghazi. Syria is my Benghazi. 62 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,180 And Puerto Rico is my Katrina. 63 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,220 Russia is my Watergate. Don Jr. 64 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,540 is my Titanic. 65 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:39,140 And the California wildfires are my Niger. That's the circle of life. 66 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:43,020 Well, you know, I actually prefer squares, sir. You would. 67 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:48,500 Scary, spooky, prize my Lukey. Big story, big story, big story. 68 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,440 Uh -oh, you got a muller. 69 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:53,780 I hate... 70 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,780 That stupid Mueller and his dumb investigation. 71 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,600 Oh, I'm so sorry about that, too. You know what? Let's just keep going. 72 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,080 Time for a fright. 73 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,000 I want to press my luck to next. 74 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,220 No, Mueller. No, Mueller. No, Mueller. Stop. 75 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:13,700 The Senate killing a rule making it easier for consumers to sue banks. A 76 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,960 Wall Street win under the Trump administration. 77 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:23,370 If there's anything the financial crisis of 1929, 1987, and 2008 have taught us, 78 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:26,810 it's that we can always trust the banks. Yes. 79 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:30,270 Ding dong. Who's at the door? It's me. 80 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:36,170 I'm a little boy dressed up like the president, and I want to press my luck. 81 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:38,990 No mullers, no mullers, no mullers, no mullers. Stop. 82 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:44,230 Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh, it's a muller. I'm going to throw the book at you. Oh, no. 83 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,510 Ah! 84 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,100 The book. I hate books. 85 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:51,120 Oh, that's a shame, sir. He knows your weakness. 86 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:56,000 I'm going to carve him up like a pumpkin and press my luck. 87 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,540 No, mullers, no mullers, no mullers. Stop. 88 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:05,540 It's time for our complicity and our accommodation of the unacceptable to 89 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:09,340 When the next generation asks us, why didn't you do something? 90 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,280 Why didn't you speak up? 91 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,140 What are we going to say? 92 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:19,010 This is exactly the type of tough talk I'm glad no one did before the election. 93 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:23,490 Like they always say, better late than when it matters. 94 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,410 Trick or treat. 95 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:26,970 Smell my feet. 96 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,510 Hey, don't smell my feet. Praise my luck. 97 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,190 No, Mueller's big story. No, Mueller's big story. Stop. 98 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:39,970 Oh, it's not a Mueller. It's just a sexy little kissy kitty. 99 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,630 That cat is out of the bag. 100 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,010 It's a Mueller. 101 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:44,649 me, Mike. 102 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:47,570 Well, looks like mother gotcha. It is what it is. So what, do we switch seats 103 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:48,610 now? No. No? 104 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,270 Okay. 105 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:51,470 No way. 106 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:55,730 I stole this thing fair and square. Okay. 107 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:57,390 Briefing over. 108 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:59,570 Another standing ovation for me. 109 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:00,809 What did I win? 110 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:02,610 You won a special Halloween surprise. 111 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,850 It's raisins. Yes. 112 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:10,330 Raisins the opposite of candy. There you go, sir. It's raisins. Oh. 113 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:14,470 Ooh. Raisins. We'll be right back. 114 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:26,960 Oh, boy, I'm so excited about this donor party, man. 115 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:31,940 Why did we bring the camera crew, Mike? Well, we're documenting it to show other 116 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:36,600 donors sort of an inside look at the campaign of Donald Trump. No, that was a 117 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:41,120 tutorial question, Mike. Well, we're bringing the camera crew because we're 118 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,300 going to record the hot sex that's going to happen at this secret society party. 119 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:49,620 Bridget, this better be a nice wide shut party. Okay, because I'm already 120 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:54,860 wearing a condom. No. Whoa, wait a minute. What? Hot dog. That's Donald J. 121 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:59,560 Trump's state park. We got to go, Mike. It's my state park. No, no, no, sir. We 122 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,880 can't. We're running late. I hit the jackpot. 123 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,340 Driver, take me to my state park. 124 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,320 I bought this land to make a golf course, but it turned out to be 125 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,820 crap, so I donated it as a write -off. 126 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,380 Oh, boy, all right. 127 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,720 It's so beautiful. It's the most beautiful place you've ever seen. 128 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:19,940 What the... 129 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:24,110 You gotta be kidding me. Donald J. Trump sucks state park? 130 00:08:24,530 --> 00:08:28,890 That's impossible. You can't suck all state park. Maybe a tree or a log. Sir, 131 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:32,909 don't feel good about this. There's a darkness here. Some sort of dark 132 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:38,130 I'm the president, okay? And the dark one was the last guy. Come on, let's go. 133 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:39,530 Get back in the car, sir. 134 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:40,750 Sir. Sir. 135 00:08:40,870 --> 00:08:42,690 Whoa, this way, Mike. 136 00:08:42,950 --> 00:08:45,950 Sir, this is more than you've ever run in your whole life. Please. No. 137 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:53,330 We are going north. Oh, here's my... I want to talk about who made it in the 138 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:57,270 woods. You must have, Bridget. My log. Look, that rotten log. That's mine. 139 00:08:57,290 --> 00:09:00,490 That's wonderful, sir. I mean, I did it in the woods one time, but I was alone. 140 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:01,990 So I don't think that counts. 141 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:06,530 My moss. Right there. That's my moss. That's great, sir. My neckties. 142 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:08,210 Huh? My neckties. 143 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:13,870 What are... They all say made in Moscow. 144 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:15,810 Oh, that's impossible, Mike. 145 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,320 Everybody knows I don't have any Russian ties, right, Bridget? 146 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:20,840 That's right. No, sir. 147 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,860 No Russian ties. No Russian ties. 148 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,080 Well, let's go. 149 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:32,420 Look at that tree over there. I own that one, too. 150 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,180 Oh, and I just farted. I own that fart, Mike. 151 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,300 Okay, what was that? 152 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,120 Must have been a sky wolf. I don't know. 153 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,060 That's not a real thing. Sir, do you even know where you're going? 154 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,440 No. 155 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,900 It's getting cold and dark, sir. 156 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,220 Oh, wow. 157 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,680 Who cares? 158 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,700 No. No. 159 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,700 No. Sir, look where we are. 160 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,960 Unbelievable, Mike. This is all your fault for wanting to use that stupid 161 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,460 compass. Don't blame the compass. 162 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:10,480 Don't ever blame the compass, sir. You don't know where we are. 163 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:14,650 You don't know where we are. I know where we are. You two, shut up. I have a 164 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:18,010 feeling about this. Hey, you listen to me. We're missing out on a killer sex 165 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:24,430 party, which means we now have to have our own eyes wide shut sex party 166 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:26,670 right here in the woods. 167 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:35,070 Mike, you don't need to do it. Are you still in? No. Sir, look. Sir, look. 168 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:37,840 I don't see anything, Mike, except a tree. There was something there. Did you 169 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:41,420 see it? Did you see what that was? I know. I know. Okay, Bridget, go check it 170 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,300 out. No. Bridget, go check it out. No. 171 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,380 Sorry. Go right now. Go right now. 172 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,959 Turn around. 173 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,180 Go look for it. Go see what it was. Get it on camera. I don't see anything, 174 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,360 Mike. 175 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 I'm so scared. 176 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,640 I'm so scared. 177 00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:07,630 Where the hell did Bridget go? 178 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:11,790 Bridget? 179 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:15,470 This is terrible. 180 00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:17,010 Mike. What? 181 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:20,550 We are in one of the greatest tents ever constructed. 182 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,870 Whoa. What is that? What's that? 183 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,670 It's whatever that thing is that took Bridget in the car. 184 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:28,950 No, no, no. 185 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:30,109 Take him. 186 00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:31,490 He's the president. What was that? 187 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:48,350 I'd build my stone cairns and perform my rites, calling forth on the ancient 188 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:52,570 power of the earth and the rock in a pre -dawn tongue. 189 00:11:57,890 --> 00:12:03,210 Affect the midterm elections, I call on you! 190 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:05,410 I call on you. 191 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,390 So cool. 192 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:10,090 Because woods have power, you know. 193 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,100 There's a monster in these woods. 194 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:19,960 Something so dark, so all -encompassing. 195 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:25,200 It spends its days gathering evidence. 196 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,760 It interviews the witnesses. 197 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,660 It thrives on depositions. 198 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:38,500 And all you have to do is summon this Mullerman. 199 00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:46,770 is to whisper the word collusion three times. 200 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:50,050 Collusion. 201 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:53,890 Collusion. No, don't say it again. No, stop. 202 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:55,670 No, don't worry, I won't. 203 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,610 Collusion. No. 204 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:58,810 Oh, no! 205 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:00,090 No! No! 206 00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:17,930 Sir, I can't go anymore. 207 00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:23,050 He's got us. Mike, come on. Let's go. No, sir. You know everything that we 208 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:26,190 We didn't do anything. We can't escape them. We did it all. 209 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,790 Stop it. Stop it, Mike. Sir, it's all over. He's got us. 210 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,650 He's got you, Mike. 211 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,790 What? Bye -bye. 212 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,420 God, help me. 213 00:13:58,860 --> 00:13:59,860 God, help me. 214 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,680 Bridget? Sir, where did you go? It's been like 10 minutes. 215 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,140 Get a sundial, Bridget. It's been 10 minutes. 216 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 It's been like 10 hours. 217 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,240 Oh, the mother man was so scary. 218 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120 Bridget? 219 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:17,860 Bridget? 220 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Whatever. 221 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,160 Driver, take me home. 222 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,440 I know where I'm taking you. 223 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,360 Your hands! 224 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080 No! 225 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,760 So excited. 226 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:46,180 My guest tonight is an author and New York Times contributing writer. 227 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,580 Please welcome Lindy West! 228 00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:01,960 Now, you wrote an op -ed in the failing New York Times about the Harvey 229 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:06,720 Weinstein scandal called, yes, this is a witch hunt, I'm a witch, and I'm 230 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,320 hunting you. And it's Halloween? 231 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,540 That's so spooky. 232 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:15,440 How can men protect ourselves from being accused of sexual harassment that we 233 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,220 did and will do again? 234 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,820 So have you considered not doing it? No, that's impossible. 235 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:24,820 I don't see people. 236 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,930 As other people, other extensions of my psyche. 237 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:32,370 So you're constantly molesting your own psyche. That's how I see it. That's 238 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,830 weird. I'm molesting myself. 239 00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,230 I'm the victim. 240 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:42,050 Yeah, so I think I guess the answer is that you can't protect yourself because 241 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:45,410 that's sort of the point of the op -ed is that we're coming for you to destroy 242 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:46,410 you. 243 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,610 You are no longer on Twitter. 244 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:57,160 Because you say it's unusable for anyone but trolls, robots, and dictators. 245 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:03,720 Yeah. Should Twitter and Jack Dorsey, the guy who owns Twitter, do a better 246 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,020 monitoring hate speech? 247 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:09,140 Yeah. I left Twitter because of you specifically. 248 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:14,820 Why? Because I started to think about Twitter as like a large swimming pool. 249 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,780 I didn't want to be in the pool with you. Like a swamp. 250 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,500 Let me tell you. It's a swamp. 251 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,680 And you got to drain the swamp, okay? 252 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:24,980 Everything is a swamp? 253 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,060 Yeah. You can't just use the swamp metaphor for everything. 254 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:30,540 Yeah, the swamp. Oh, it works for anything. 255 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:35,000 If you're like at Thanksgiving and it's like the end of the turkey and you're 256 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 like, that's a swamp. 257 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,100 And we got to drain the swamp. And then you take a straw and you suck up the 258 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,900 gravy. At least I do. 259 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,580 But yeah, so, you know, my experience on Twitter was one of... 260 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:53,970 constant harassment and abuse and stalking and you know yeah uh 261 00:16:53,970 --> 00:17:00,210 and a lot of that has to do with the kind of culture that you foster 262 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:04,550 with you know the way that you use that platform and the way that you treat 263 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:08,790 other people i'm sorry to really lay into you like this i'm not sorry are you 264 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:14,750 kidding me i could take it i kind of like it oh god we are usually talking 265 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:20,339 people being silenced By, you know, Twitter shutting their accounts down for 266 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:24,020 harassment or abuse, which I'm sure, you know, I'm a big proponent. I think that 267 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:27,920 at Jack needs to shut you down and you don't get to be there. 268 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:36,740 You know, for instance, people are kicked off Twitter for sending, you 269 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:41,980 rape threat or one death threat, whereas you have repeatedly threatened to kill 270 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,760 millions of people. That's right. 271 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,380 So I'm fire. 272 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:51,420 And fury. So I'm just not clear on why that doesn't violate the terms of 273 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:56,240 service. Because Jack's a rich, inconsistent guy who doesn't really 274 00:17:56,300 --> 00:18:00,380 actually, about the users as much as he cares about profiteering off of white 275 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,380 supremacy and marginalizing women. 276 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,320 Yeah. That was really good. 277 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,399 You're right. 278 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:10,500 You wrote a book called Shrill where you talk about body shaming. 279 00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:14,870 Now, you've been body shamed and I've been body shamed. You know, I've 280 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,330 defended you against body shaming. Right. 281 00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:22,590 Because, you know, I feel very strongly about the principle that we shouldn't 282 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:25,510 judge people based on what their bodies look like. And there are so many bad 283 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:28,970 things about you that don't have anything to do with what you look like. 284 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,110 Thank you. 285 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:36,170 But the thing about you, though, is that you also do a lot of body shaming. I 286 00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:37,170 love it. Right. 287 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,820 So you have no interest in changing that behavior? 288 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,600 Oh, I don't think I have any interest in changing anything. 289 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:47,540 The only thing I change is the channel to watch Heart to Heart. 290 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,940 Lindy, thank you for coming on the show. 291 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,680 Lindy West, everybody! 292 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:03,420 Ladies and gentlemen, the 46th president of the United States. 293 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,880 My fellow Americans. 294 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:10,380 I'm so proud of what we've been able to accomplish in just a few short months of 295 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,380 the Pence administration. 296 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,420 Roe v. Wade is gone. 297 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,060 Gay marriage is now punishable by straight marriage. 298 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:23,620 It's time to tackle important problems, like what to do when you're alone in 299 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,940 your car with the lady GPS voice. 300 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:30,620 Everybody wishes that I were gone. 301 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,120 America wants stability in order. 302 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:40,080 Exit one President Trump and enter one President Pence. 303 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:45,720 A man whose moral compass leads us forward into the past. 304 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,400 And finally, to address the issue of former President Trump. 305 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:55,340 Former? Special Counsel Robert Mueller's dedicated attention to the president's 306 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,580 obstruction of justice. 307 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,360 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 308 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,460 That's not the kind of attention I was looking for, Mike. What the hell is 309 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,520 on? Mike! 310 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,080 Mike! Hello! 311 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,340 This is too scary. 312 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,240 I'm done with your Twilight Zone thing. That's enough of this. I'm done with the 313 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,800 Twilight Zone thing. Hello! 314 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Stop it! 315 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,100 You in there! 316 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,240 Pay attention to me! 317 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,020 Get out of that chair, Mike! 318 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,860 Mike, I'm right here! 319 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,440 I'm right here! 320 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,320 I'm the president! 321 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,980 Executive order! 322 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,440 Look at me! 323 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,590 I'm the president! 324 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:32,590 Doesn't anyone believe me? Pay attention to me! 325 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,630 Pay attention to me! 326 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:42,730 No! No! And so to you I say, good night, 327 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,030 and Jesus bless the United States of America. 25606