1 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:07,941 (cheerful instrumental music) 2 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,919 - Uncle Martin, when are you going to stop wasting time 3 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,322 with that time machine gizmo of yours 4 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,158 and start working on something useful? 5 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,227 (grapefruit squirts) 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,562 Like building radar so you can tell from which direction 7 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,664 a grapefruit is gonna squirt. 8 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,100 - When are you going to stop referring 9 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,235 to every scientific achievement as a gizmo, 10 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,537 a gimmick, or a doohickey? 11 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,939 The proper nomenclature is cathode ray, 12 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,409 centrifugal time brachoscope. 13 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,943 Now would you mind finishing the grapefruit 14 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:47,047 at the dinner table, or else fetch me an umbrella? 15 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,383 - Sorry. 16 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,187 Say, 17 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,289 do you really think that centurfa -- 18 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,524 that centrif -- 19 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,425 - Doohickey. 20 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,726 - Yeah. 21 00:00:58,759 --> 00:00:59,760 You think that's going to get you back home? 22 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,495 - I'm sure of it. 23 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,864 Once I can lick the fine tuning problem 24 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:07,601 and set myself for the exact time prior to the crash, 25 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:10,671 I can correct the malfunction of my ship 26 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,740 and fly back to Mars. 27 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,343 - It just occurred to me that, 28 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:19,213 if you alter time so that you were never here, 29 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,548 I won't be able to remember you. 30 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,384 - Please, Tim, spare me the sentimentality. 31 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,018 The weakest part of a Martian's anatomy 32 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:27,255 is his tear ducts. 33 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,356 We cry a lot. 34 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,792 (door knocking) 35 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,828 - Yoo-hoo, Martin, it's me, Lorelei. 36 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,232 - Lorelei, what a pleasant surprise. 37 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:40,000 You've made my day. 38 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:42,002 And ruined my night. 39 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,304 Good evening, Detective Brennan. 40 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:46,407 - It was, until Lorelei insisted we drop up here 41 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,375 to see you. 42 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,443 Well, well. 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,516 What time-saving device hath the Thomas Edison 44 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:58,252 of Cucamonga wrought today? 45 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:02,423 Don't tell me, it's an alarm clock that doesn't ring. 46 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,626 For late risers who don't have jobs. 47 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,329 - Oh, my, what a wonderful idea. 48 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,498 That would be a perfect gift for my brother-in-law 49 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,799 next Christmas. 50 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,102 Bill and I are going to the movies, 51 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,406 and I thought maybe you'd like to join us. 52 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,640 - Thank you Lorelei, 53 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,443 but I'm afraid I have a lot of work to do. 54 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,846 - Well, things are looking brighter again. 55 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,615 Shall we go, Lorelei? 56 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,751 Ta-ta, and oh, oh, oh. 57 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,420 Don't forget to put away your tinker toy 58 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:35,189 before you get into your jammies. 59 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:42,162 - (sighs) That Brennan. 60 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,299 If it weren't for one thing, I'd break him in half. 61 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,734 - What thing? 62 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,337 - I'd be stuck with two of him. 63 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,206 (machine beeping) 64 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,782 - What happened? 65 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,084 - The CCTBS. 66 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,622 Brennan must have flipped the delayed action switch. 67 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:09,557 - How about these clothes? 68 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,791 Where'd we get these clothes? 69 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,527 - Well, when the CCTBS throws us back in time, 70 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:16,196 it converts our clothes to the locale and era. 71 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:19,700 - We're not on West Mars, are we? 72 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,235 - I strongly doubt it. 73 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:25,739 West Mars does not include a city named St. Louis. 74 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,508 - St. Louis? 75 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,110 (laughs) Oh, that's not St. Louis. 76 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:33,481 I know, I've been there plenty of times. 77 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:36,817 - In 1849? 78 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:44,124 (cheerful instrumental music) 79 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,663 (beeping) 80 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:57,037 (mysterious instrumental music) 81 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,041 (beeping) 82 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,912 (cheerful instrumental music) 83 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,760 ("Camptown Races") 84 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,702 - Well, I still don't understand. 85 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,771 Do you mean to tell me that your time machine 86 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,707 threw us all the way back to 1849? 87 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,644 All right, why St. Louis of all places? 88 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,312 - The dial just happened to be on those points 89 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:40,981 when Brennan activated the delayed action switch. 90 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,884 - Oh, well, being as I don't know anybody in town, 91 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,653 especially in the year 1849, would you mind 92 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,955 flicking whatever switches have to be flicked, 93 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,391 and we'll just get right on back to Los -- 94 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,825 To Los Angeles -- 95 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:54,562 The CCTBS? 96 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,897 I don't see it around anywhere. 97 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,932 - Of course you don't see it around anywhere. 98 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,436 The machine went back in 1849 time as well. 99 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,871 But as neither of us was holding it, 100 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,506 it remained in its same locale 101 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,908 in Mrs. Brown's house in California. 102 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,510 - Well, thank goodness it's safe. 103 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:10,978 - It isn't. 104 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:14,648 Mrs. Brown's house is not to be built for another 100 years. 105 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,685 - Do you mean that machine is out in the middle of that -- 106 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,286 - Undeveloped land. 107 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,989 Exposed to the elements and who knows what. 108 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:22,923 - What are we waiting for? 109 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,224 Come on, let's go get it. 110 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,994 - Come back here, come back here. 111 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,463 2,000 miles to go. 112 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:34,468 And wagon trains west don't leave every 15 minutes. 113 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,517 The Riverboat to St. Joe leaves at six. 114 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,784 - St. Joe? 115 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,052 - It's one of the jumping off spots 116 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,622 for wagons going west on the Santa Fe trail. 117 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,924 I've already worked out where we will probably -- 118 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:57,791 - Yep. 119 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,494 - What's this? 120 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,696 - These are nine-course meals for the sum total 121 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,264 of 10 cents each. 122 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,434 Every time we eat out, we ought to come back here. 123 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,669 At these prices, we can't afford not to. 124 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,804 Here you are, my good man, and keep the change. 125 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,039 - Tim, wait. 126 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,273 Tim, you shouldn't have done that. 127 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,274 - Oh, come on, let's not quibble about the tab, 128 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,509 Uncle Martin. 129 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,811 I know a nickel might be over-tipping, but -- 130 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,680 - I'm not referring to your generous nature, 131 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,382 but merely to the currency with which you paid the waiter. 132 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,617 - Why, what's wrong with it? 133 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,986 - It's counterfeit, that's what. 134 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,355 - That's ridiculous. 135 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,557 - It's a buffalo nickel 136 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,358 and two perfectly good Roosevelt dimes. 137 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,794 - I've seen a buffalo before, 138 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,697 but what's a Roosevelt? 139 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,676 - That looks like ... 140 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,189 Brennan. 141 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,157 I can't believe it. 142 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,358 How'd he get here? 143 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,160 - Not Brennan, Tim. 144 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:10,030 Brennan's great-grandfather. 145 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,265 I recall Detective Brennan remarking 146 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:13,767 that there was a lawman in his family 147 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,569 as long as he could remember. 148 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:16,804 But I never thought to rue the day 149 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,172 I'd meet up with another one. 150 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,040 - Now rue this. 151 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,341 Look, it's 5:30. 152 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,110 That riverboat's gonna leave at six o'clock. 153 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,378 - A fact I'm well aware of, thank you. 154 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:28,415 And I suggest that you remove that wristwatch. 155 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,883 - Why? 156 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,786 - They aren't to become an innovation for some time yet. 157 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,322 - It's lucky we weren't thrown further back in time. 158 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:39,026 I'd have a very hard time wearing a sundial. 159 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,197 What are you doing? 160 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:47,000 - I'm trying to levitate the keys out of his pocket. 161 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,102 But he's sitting on them. 162 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,605 I'm afraid we're going to have to take more drastic measures 163 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:52,740 to break out. 164 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,289 Now for a little practical ventriloquism. 165 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,158 OK, Marshal, hands up. 166 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,632 Don't turn around. 167 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,403 Just get the keys to the cell 168 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,338 and let my buddies out. 169 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,979 Hurry up. 170 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,181 Don't try any funny stuff. 171 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,394 (keys jingling) 172 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,573 (cell door slamming) 173 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,045 There she is. 174 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,548 - There she goes. 175 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,317 We're too late, look. 176 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:15,589 - Instantly remedied, I assure you. 177 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,292 - Pull around. 178 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:20,728 Pull on it, pull. 179 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,496 - Let's see, the fare in those days 180 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,265 was something like one cent a mile. 181 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,000 That would be $3 a head to St. Joe. 182 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,369 How much money have you got? 183 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:32,673 - Four bucks. 184 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,907 - Excellent. 185 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,408 You're the only one who will need fare. 186 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,746 - Oh no, mm-mm, I'm not going back into the clink. 187 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,614 Not for using this kind of money again. 188 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,783 - Just hold out your hand. 189 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,817 Hold it out. 190 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:45,653 That's it. 191 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:55,328 All it needed was some slight re-engraving. 192 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,596 - Hey. 193 00:09:56,630 --> 00:10:00,300 The Western Branch of the Carson City Bank. 194 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,670 Won't this sort of foul up their books? 195 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,137 - The news hasn't reached here yet, 196 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,806 but history has it, the bank burned down yesterday. 197 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,274 All the books were destroyed. 198 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,508 Now, for goodness sakes, 199 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,476 my finger's beginning to ache. 200 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,278 Will you get on board? 201 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,545 - Where will you be? 202 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,982 - Right behind you as always. 203 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:37,705 - Uncle Martin? 204 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,914 Hey, hey, look. 205 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,216 - Stop that boat! 206 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,483 Stop that boat! 207 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,455 (whistle sounds) 208 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,702 - Well, what can I say at a time like this, but 209 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,636 bon voyage! 210 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,880 - We're certainly not breaking any speed records. 211 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,381 - I think their means of transportation has improved 212 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,551 a great deal since my last trip on the Missouri. 213 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,786 - Your last trip? 214 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,021 - With Lewis and Clark in 1804. 215 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,390 All we had then was a canoe. 216 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,258 - Help! 217 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,095 Help, my money! 218 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,563 I've been robbed! 219 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,734 What in the world did you do that for? 220 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,369 - Mrs. Brown! 221 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,403 - Who? 222 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,005 - Mrs. Brown! 223 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,774 - I don't know what you're talking about, young man. 224 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,208 My name is Glutz. 225 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,811 - Glutz. 226 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,345 Lorelei Glutz. 227 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:56,149 In time to come, the great-grandmother of Mrs. Brown. 228 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,952 - Oh dear, he was chasing after the man who robbed me. 229 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,421 If you hadn't stopped him, he'd have probably caught him. 230 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,523 Oh dear, what am I going to do now? 231 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,092 - Fear not, dear lady. 232 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,327 My nephew and I will try to find the culprit for you. 233 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,195 - Oh. 234 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,834 - You've really done it this time. 235 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,568 With Lorelei's dowry gone, she'll never be able 236 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,138 to go west, meet the man she's supposed to marry, 237 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,807 and eventually produce a daughter, 238 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,642 who in turn will produce Lorelei as we know her. 239 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,877 - Wait a minute. 240 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,314 Do you mean that when we get back, 241 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,849 there won't be any Mrs. Brown? 242 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,920 - Nor Mrs. Brown's house, nor a garage housing my spaceship. 243 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,356 That is, unless we get Lorelei Glutz's money back for her. 244 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,390 Now come on. 245 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,463 - Those two gonna cause us any trouble, Pete? 246 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,431 - Could be. 247 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,600 Only I think we can cause them some trouble first. 248 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,236 - You mean we're gonna plug 'em, Pete? 249 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,670 - No need to. 250 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,940 Those are two guys the marshal locked up over there 251 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,207 in St. Louis. 252 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,976 They must have broke out of the jail there. 253 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,446 All we gotta do is be law-abiding citizens, 254 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,917 tell the captain, let the law do the rest for us. 255 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,652 - (laughs) That's a funny one, Pete. 256 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:09,857 You and me, law-abiding citizens. (laughs) 257 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,163 - Well, have you heard any good criminal minds lately? 258 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,764 - Nothing more than a little bit of larceny 259 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,233 most earthlings have in them. 260 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,137 - Hey. 261 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:27,240 How about him, he looks pretty shifty-eyed, huh? 262 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,508 - A fine thing to say about the man 263 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,711 who's due to become your 15th President. 264 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,747 - Buchanan? 265 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,486 - Runaway convicts, eh? 266 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,222 Well, we'll throw them in the brig until we get to St. Joe. 267 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,926 Turn 'em over to the sheriff there, come on. 268 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,334 - Tim, if my mind doesn't deceive me, 269 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,869 we're about to be arrested, 270 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:59,907 in place of the very men we've been looking for. 271 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,520 Well, just don't stand there waiting to serve them coffee, 272 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,521 let's go. - Go? 273 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,488 - Go. - Go where? 274 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,891 - Over the side! - But, but -- 275 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,671 You know something, Uncle Martin? 276 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,542 You get us into more hot water than a flow-through teabag. 277 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,045 - Don't start writing your memoirs just yet, Tim. 278 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,948 We've still got quite a few chapters to go yet. 279 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,249 Until we can get to St. Joe 280 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,584 and get Lorelei Glutz's money back for us, 281 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,719 we can't even begin to think of our own problems. 282 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,555 - Would you mind telling me just how you plan 283 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,990 on getting to St. Joe? 284 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,225 Swimming the English Channel, that's one thing. 285 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,661 But swimming the Missouri River, lengthwise? 286 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,163 That's something else. 287 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,031 - Tim, I have no intention of using hands and feet 288 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,968 to propel us to our destination, 289 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,037 when a finger can do the job for us. 290 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,873 Hmm, now let me see. 291 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,111 That one there, that looks good. 292 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,080 That should do the job. 293 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:15,983 Timber! 294 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,921 - Shades of Paul Bunyan. 295 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,394 - Don't knock yourself out, Tim. 296 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,929 You're just paddling for show. 297 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,703 (finger making motorboat sounds) 298 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,342 - How do you know that Lorelei Brown, or Glutz, 299 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,344 or whatever her name is, is still in St. Joe? 300 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,378 - I doubt she could be anywhere else 301 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,913 without any money. 302 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,484 Oh, I beg your pardon, sir, but I was looking 303 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,021 for a young lady, blonde, five foot four, 304 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,222 quite attractive. 305 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,724 Her name is Glutz, Lorelei Glutz. 306 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,459 You see anything of her? 307 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,728 (horse grunting) 308 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,064 I don't suppose you have any idea of where she might be. 309 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,799 (horse grunting) 310 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,935 Where? 311 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,071 (horse whinnying) 312 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:11,938 A saloon? 313 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,142 Which one? 314 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,011 (horse whinnying) 315 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,348 Oh, Big Jim's Gold Nugget? 316 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,228 Our two friends from the boat seem to be working 317 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,263 for Big Jim. 318 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,470 (Tim sighs) 319 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,405 - Figure they found something, look. 320 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,806 So is Lorelei. 321 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,210 - * Oh Susana, don't you cry for me 322 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:54,181 * I come from Alabama with a banjo my knee 323 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:58,185 * I had a dream the other night when everything was still 324 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:02,089 * I dreamed I saw Susana coming down the hill 325 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,091 * A red, red rose was in her cheek 326 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,792 * A tear was in her eye 327 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,594 - She's working as a dance hall girl. 328 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,163 - Obviously trying to earn passage money west. 329 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,966 - * Oh Susana, don't you cry for me 330 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,904 * I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee 331 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,772 * With a banjo on my knee 332 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:23,310 * With a banjo on my knee 333 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,248 (applause) 334 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,692 - Looks like reunion night. 335 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,928 - Brennan, he must have caught the next riverboat. 336 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,463 - That's just great. 337 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,434 We need him around here like Custer needed more Indians. 338 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,268 - Two redeyes, please. 339 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,136 - Redeyes? 340 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,002 - It's a drink. 341 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,504 Quite strong. 342 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,406 But we'll need it if I'm to accomplish what I have to. 343 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,707 - What? - Drink. 344 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,279 (glasses clinking) 345 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,580 - How'd you do that? 346 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,948 - I simply speeded up the follicle growth process 347 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:39,186 by stimulating the metabolic and adrenaline systems. 348 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,620 - You know something, Uncle Martin? 349 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,755 If you could be bottled, you'd ruin the toupee industry 350 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,623 in a week. 351 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,326 - Save the pat on the back for later. 352 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,660 We've still got to get Lorelei out of here 353 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,928 on the next wagon train. 354 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,164 There won't be another one leaving for weeks. 355 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,031 - Yup. 356 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,238 - Lorelei, you're a high quality lady, 357 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,773 and you know, you're driving me to distraction. 358 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,142 - Oh, I couldn't do that, Mr. McCloud. 359 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,280 I don't even know my way around St. Joe. 360 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,616 - Oh, Lorelei, you don't want to go out west. 361 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,484 Stay here and be my woman. 362 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,420 This is gonna be a big town someday, 363 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,621 and I'll own it all. 364 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,088 I do most of it now. 365 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,358 - I've got to move faster than that line he's giving her. 366 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,393 - Just anything you want, Lorelei. 367 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,762 Just name it and it's yours. 368 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,533 - There's my opening. 369 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,636 Now for a little subliminal hypnosis. 370 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,976 - An advance on my $4 salary. 371 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,044 I want to play poker. 372 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:38,878 - Poker? 373 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,112 - Poker? 374 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,082 - Tim, this is no time to play Little Sir Echo. 375 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,884 What better poetic justice than for Lorelei 376 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,019 to get her money back in a crooked card game, 377 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,055 and from the very men who robbed her? 378 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:49,922 - Oh. 379 00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,032 (sinister instrumental music) 380 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,407 - Wha -- 381 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,776 What happened? 382 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,746 - Well, let's just say you missed by a whisker. (chuckles) 383 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,315 You didn't expect that brush on your lip 384 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,350 to fool us, did you? 385 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,419 I gotta get back to the game. 386 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,288 Red, fetch the marshal. 387 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,555 - Marshal? 388 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,023 Wait a minute, gentlemen. 389 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,058 Perhaps we can talk this thing over. 390 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,594 - Sorry pal. 391 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,530 The only thing that talks is money. 392 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,432 Yeah. 393 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,303 I can hear that $1,000 reward for you two 394 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,070 calling me right now. 395 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,711 - OK, Uncle Martin. 396 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,646 Come on, just wave that magic finger of yours 397 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,614 and get us out of here. 398 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,481 Come on. 399 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,886 - It's no use, Tim. 400 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,854 They've got my hands tied in such a way 401 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,956 I can't get my finger free. 402 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,257 - That's just great. 403 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,592 Now what are we going to do? 404 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,361 - Well, let me think. 405 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,466 Hmm. 406 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,600 I wonder if it would work. 407 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,868 - What? 408 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,170 - My nose, I saw it done on your television once. 409 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,439 Well, it's worth a try. 410 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,907 Aim your ropes at my nose. 411 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,142 - At your nose? 412 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,477 - Yes, aim your ropes at my nose. 413 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,345 Do it. 414 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:29,288 - That is one of the wildest things I've ever seen. 415 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,425 - I'll never knock your earthly television programs again. 416 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,960 Come on, let's go. 417 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:53,780 - I'll bet a dollar. 418 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,589 - Tell Red I'll be in my office. 419 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,992 - Uncle Martin, without the mustaches, we'll be recognized. 420 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,326 - I can't help it. 421 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,928 The follicles can only be revitalized 422 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,797 once in 24 hours. 423 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,232 We'll just have to chance it. 424 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,149 (clears throat) 425 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,422 (Lorelei gasps) 426 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,504 - Oh, it's you guys. 427 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:58,344 (dramatic instrumental music) 428 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,423 - Well, I guess we lose. 429 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,661 - On the contrary. 430 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,962 Everybody wins. 431 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:18,998 - Oh, four aces. 432 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:24,804 - Wait a minute, I've got four aces. 433 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,774 - [Gambler] And I've got four aces! 434 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,912 (coins jingling) 435 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,747 - Hey, if you all had four aces, 436 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,283 who had the next highest card? 437 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,454 - We've been robbed! 438 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,756 We've been robbed! 439 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,626 (crowd clamoring) 440 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,363 - Here's your money, dear lady. 441 00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:53,099 Before anything else happens to it or to you, 442 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,334 get your wagon and supplies and sign up with the train. 443 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,636 - Oh, I couldn't take this. 444 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,237 I thought we were just playing for fun. 445 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,773 - Mrs. Glutz, please, please, take it. 446 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,308 Take it and remember our quote I'm about to turn 447 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,610 into a cliche. 448 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,746 Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. 449 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,352 I'm glad that's off our minds. 450 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:16,723 - Now all you have to worry about is me. 451 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,992 - [Narrator] Will Marshal Brennan get his prisoners 452 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:22,461 back to the St. Louis jail? 453 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:26,432 Will Martin allow himself to be taken prisoner? 454 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:30,970 Will he and Tim find the CCTBS in time 455 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,105 to return to the present? 456 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,309 - And will I ever get to California, 457 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:41,180 and have a family and children and grandchildren? 458 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,349 - [Narrator] If you'll be watching next week 459 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:47,119 to see what happens to your favorite Martian. 460 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:53,225 (cheerful instrumental music)