1 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,050 So this damn thing crashed. 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,550 Took our holiday pictures with it, 3 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,620 wedding too. 4 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:15,090 My wife is pissed. 5 00:00:15,110 --> 00:00:16,280 Well, I'm sorry about that. 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,950 Let's see what we can do. 7 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:23,330 Ah, the 15-inch. That's a nice machine. 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,560 Don't worry. I get 20 of these a day. 9 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:26,620 I'll take care of it. 10 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,760 Thank you. 11 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,860 No problem. Uh, it might 12 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,270 take a little while, though, 13 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:31,770 because these, uh, logic boards 14 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,370 use ATX-standard form factor, 15 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,806 which is just a little more complicated 16 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:35,900 than the Neo-ITX... 17 00:00:35,930 --> 00:00:37,200 You know what? I'm just... 18 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,580 I'm just gonna go grab a Starbucks, 19 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,740 and I'll come back in, what, an hour or so? 20 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:42,170 That sounds great. 21 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,810 Oh, and, uh, what's your password, 22 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,870 just so I can log in? 23 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:48,010 It's, uh, "password." 24 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:49,120 Don't sweat it. 25 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,580 Mine's 1234. 26 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:51,450 All right. 27 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,250 Thanks for taking care of this, um... 28 00:00:53,290 --> 00:00:54,190 Eduardo. 29 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,590 You're a lifesaver. 30 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:58,460 It's my pleasure. 31 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,470 Yo, Robby, what'd we get? 32 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,100 15-incher. 33 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:15,070 Noice. 34 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:18,910 Thanks, Eddie. 35 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:20,310 We'll get you your cut. 36 00:01:20,350 --> 00:01:22,220 I got three guys right now 37 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,590 willing to pay $400 and no questions asked. 38 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,360 Oh, man. 39 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:28,960 Dude, have them each Venmo half 40 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:31,260 and then give it to who shows up first. 41 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:36,630 What about the other two? 42 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,500 Sucks for them. 43 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:40,130 Come on. 44 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,090 What, you looking to take karate? 45 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,260 No. 46 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:06,990 It's my fucking dad. 47 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,500 Come on. Let's get out of here. 48 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:28,110 Mi hijo! 49 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,520 I don't want you ever 50 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,150 coming near my son again, do you understand me? 51 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:33,490 I'm sorry. 52 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,796 I should never have gotten involved. 53 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,920 No! Cobra Kai never dies. 54 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,510 Ugh. 55 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,180 What are you smiling at? 56 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:04,690 Hey, man. 57 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,560 Wanna trade cans? 58 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,760 Hey, Sam! 59 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:14,290 Banana-rama chocolate chip pancakes are up. 60 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:16,900 Ah, sweet! Cha-ching! 61 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,676 Hey, hey, remember, save some for your sister. 62 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,400 You know those are her favorites. 63 00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:22,500 Oh, like I don't like pancakes? 64 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:24,880 Hey, come on, Sam! You're missing out. 65 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,810 Nice! Pancake taco. 66 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,480 Come on, dude. 67 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,010 Seriously? 68 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:38,860 Sam? 69 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:56,300 Hey, hey, hon. 70 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:58,710 Hey, uh, are you close? 71 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,380 Yeah, I'm... sorry I'm running late. 72 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:03,110 I wanted to talk to Sam, but she snuck by me. 73 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:04,440 I'm pretty sure she hates me. 74 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,950 She's a teenage girl. 75 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:07,820 You embarrassed her in front of her boyfriend. 76 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:10,250 Of course she hates you. 77 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,820 Look, uh, I just wanted to brace you 78 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:15,320 for the billboard. 79 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:17,750 Holy shit, it's huge. 80 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:21,790 Tom Cole's clearly compensating for something, right? 81 00:04:21,830 --> 00:04:23,330 Oh, no. 82 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,700 No, babe, I'm talking about 83 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:26,000 our billboard. 84 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:28,200 Why, what happened to our bill... 85 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:32,470 Mother... 86 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:34,480 Frankly, we're big supporters of the department. 87 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:35,786 We donate every year to the charity drive. 88 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:37,086 I just want you to go out and round up 89 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,150 the scum that did this. 90 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:39,220 Uh, excuse me, Officer. 91 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,750 Can you just give us a minute? Thanks. 92 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:43,220 Honey, if they arrested 93 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,626 everybody who painted dicks on things, 94 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:45,926 there just wouldn't be any room in the jails 95 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,080 for all the murderers. 96 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,166 All right, but they can still 97 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:49,360 go look for the guy. 98 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,636 I understand that you're frustrated, 99 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:51,960 but try not to think about it. 100 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:53,530 Just... think positively. 101 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,090 Positive? W-what's positive? 102 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:56,570 I have a dick in my mouth. 103 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,530 Yeah, 104 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,400 and you'll "blow" the competition away! 105 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,170 Okay, look, no one's even gonna see it. 106 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,276 We picked that specific location 107 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,670 because of the traffic level. 108 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,286 Okay, fine, fine. Let's assume people see it. 109 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:09,280 Let's assume everybody sees it. 110 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,786 - Okay. - No one's gonna recognize you. 111 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,056 - Really? - All they're gonna see 112 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,210 is the dick. 113 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,290 Okay, it is the dick's billboard now. 114 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,426 Okay? People drive by so fast, 115 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,556 they're not even gonna spot you. 116 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,980 Did you guys see the billboard? 117 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:21,390 It's freaking hilarious! 118 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:22,450 We're painting over it. 119 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,390 That's a good idea. 120 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,420 Here, hold this ice on your ribs. 121 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,170 Thanks. 122 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,370 Miggy, 123 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,500 why don't you tell me who did this? 124 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:36,670 I'll call the school. They can protect you. 125 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:38,300 It'll only make things worse, Mama. 126 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:40,510 - Worse than this? - Yes! 127 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,946 If I just had more lessons, then maybe... 128 00:05:41,970 --> 00:05:43,440 No. 129 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,050 It's not Sensei Lawrence's fault. 130 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,050 I just... I just wasn't ready. 131 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,680 No. No more karate. 132 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,960 Thank you. 133 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,430 He is not. You don't know him. 134 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,800 I know he's a loser. 135 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:08,170 He is not a loser. 136 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,400 If you knew him, you'd see. 137 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,010 He's a great man. 138 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:22,290 - Who is it? - Mr. Lawrence? 139 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,650 This is Ms. Jenkins, 140 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,520 the vice principal at Robby's school. 141 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,720 We spoke a couple of months ago. 142 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,550 Right, yeah, hi. I remember. 143 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:33,690 I'm sorry if I'm interrupting the big canoe trip. 144 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,670 - Canoe trip? - As much as I appreciate 145 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:38,490 a boy and his father bonding on the mighty Colorado, 146 00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:40,670 your note said he'd be gone two weeks, 147 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,640 and it's been almost a month. 148 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,976 Wait, are you saying Robby's been out of school 149 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,700 for a month? - I'm sure it's easy 150 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,640 to lose track of time on the river. 151 00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:50,040 I grew up on the Mississippi Delta. 152 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,950 But if your son's not back in school this week, 153 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,520 we'll have to discuss holding him back. 154 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,420 Oh, he'll be there. Don't worry. 155 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,850 - Mr. Lawrence? 156 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,080 Shit. 157 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,660 Uh, hey, Sensei, my mom says that 158 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:09,436 I can't train with you anymore, but I had this idea 159 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,176 that maybe if we went to the dojo before... 160 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,340 You don't get it, kid. 161 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,430 There is no dojo. 162 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:16,500 I'm closing it up. 163 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:18,140 It's over. 164 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:20,240 What about me? I-I need you. 165 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:21,970 Sorry, kid. 166 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,850 I gotta go. 167 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:30,750 I think she's gonna cry. 168 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:34,920 Sooey! 169 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,330 Hey. 170 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,490 How are you feeling? 171 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,170 I've gone viral. 172 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,370 How do you think I am? 173 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,440 Cheeto pig! 174 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:47,600 Look, they're mean, 175 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:48,870 but they have short memories. 176 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:49,830 They'll forget. 177 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,240 Well, I'm not gonna forget. 178 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:56,410 Hey, Miss Piggy! 179 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,810 Hey, there's my girl. 180 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:02,120 Hey. 181 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:04,390 Hey. What's wrong? 182 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,460 - Nothing. - I got the movie tickets. 183 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:07,990 You sure I'm not dragging you? 184 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,566 - No, it'll be fun. - You know it's one of those 185 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,230 dying-teenager-in-love movies, right? 186 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,530 Yeah, I love tragic shit. 187 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,430 - Really? - Just promise me 188 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,400 you won't tease me if I, like, tear up. 189 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,316 Hey, I've gotta get to class, 190 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:26,540 but I'll see you tonight. 191 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:29,070 - I can't wait. - Yeah, me too. 192 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:36,720 Come on, Sam. 193 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,650 Hey. 194 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,750 Did you order lunch for everybody? 195 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:41,660 No. 196 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:44,360 This guy says you ordered 100 sausages? 197 00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:49,190 Hey, can I... can I see that slip? 198 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,700 What's going on? 199 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:54,870 It's from Cole's on Van Nuys. 200 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,970 Tom Cole, that son of a bitch. 201 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Oh, yeah. 202 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,080 Special instructions say you prefer your sausages 203 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:02,610 long and thick. 204 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,380 Do you think Cole's behind the billboard? 205 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,680 Who knows? But hey, free lunch. 206 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:09,310 Yeah, well, I'm not hungry. 207 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:10,450 - Hey, boss. 208 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,850 Hey, how's it going up there? 209 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,620 I want to see it. - Uh, yeah, you know, 210 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:15,126 not gonna lie... we've had a couple hiccups. 211 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:16,180 That my cousin? 212 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,660 Let me talk to him. 213 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,590 Hey, what's up, cuz? 214 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:21,006 Beautiful day out here in the Valley. 215 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,170 Me and Anoush, we're gonna get 216 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:23,660 - some beers later. - No, we're not. 217 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,140 Just show me the billboard. 218 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,960 - All right, we're getting some things done here. 219 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,546 How come you didn't start in the middle? 220 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,810 The middle? Come on, man, 221 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,510 have you ever painted anything before? 222 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,740 You want even lines. You start at the end 223 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:38,120 and you work your way down. 224 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,426 I mean, it's bad enough you got us 225 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:40,586 up here looking like Ghostbusters. 226 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:42,510 - I gotta put up with this? - Okay. 227 00:09:42,550 --> 00:09:43,756 Do you see what I'm dealing with here? 228 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:45,350 Just paint over the... 229 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:46,550 I'm on it. Don't worry. 230 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:47,990 It's gonna be totally fine. 231 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,740 Okay, okay, we're gonna do things my way... 232 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:52,530 God, I just stepped in dog shit. 233 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,760 Dude, how would a dog even get up here? 234 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,440 Oh. 235 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,740 I mean, she's noice, but... 236 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,770 the booty's fake, right? 237 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,700 What you talking 'bout? She got them gams. 238 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,810 Man, that's Grade A, organic, gluten-free, 239 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,440 booty butt ass cheeks. 240 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,050 Sorry to interrupt your circle jerk. 241 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,550 What the hell, man? Don't you knock? 242 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:16,626 Been knocking for five minutes. 243 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,690 Guess you couldn't hear me 244 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,796 over that trash in your boom box. 245 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:19,960 What the hell's a boom box? 246 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,860 What the hell's that thing on your face? 247 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,630 It's a mustache. 248 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:24,690 What are you doing here? 249 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,866 Got a call from your principal. 250 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:29,090 Heard about our trip to Colorado. 251 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:29,960 Well, I had no idea 252 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,506 what a real father-son trip looked like, 253 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,570 so I had to use my imagination. 254 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,730 If it makes you feel better, 255 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:37,010 next time, you can pick where we don't go. 256 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,810 Hey, this isn't about us, all right? 257 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,386 This is about the fact that you should be in school, 258 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,650 not wasting your life hanging around these jack-holes. 259 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:45,570 - Hey, screw you, man! - Screw you. 260 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,780 Is your mom around? 261 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,026 What am I saying? Of course she's not. 262 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,096 It's 3:00 in the afternoon. 263 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,960 It's gotta be happy hour somewhere. 264 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,620 Don't. 265 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:57,420 Don't talk about my mom like that. 266 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,230 Look, I get it. 267 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:01,230 School can be a drag. 268 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,936 But you got your whole future ahead of you. 269 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,730 Ooh. 270 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,890 Does that mean I can grow up 271 00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:08,200 and have my own strip mall karate school? 272 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:15,710 I'm not talking about me, all right? 273 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,456 You could still make something of yourself. 274 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,220 Like your old pal Daniel LaRusso? 275 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,850 Must be nice to be a winner. 276 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,220 Whatever. 277 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,220 Go to school, don't go to school, I don't care. 278 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,736 See, that's the thing. You don't care, 279 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,000 or this wouldn't have taken so long. 280 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,366 Hey, the school just called me this morning. 281 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:34,090 It took 16 years. 282 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:38,000 And I'm not going to school. I'm done. 283 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,030 And Mom's okay with it, so we're good. 284 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,570 You can go. 285 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:56,320 So that's it? 286 00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:57,680 No more karate? 287 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,560 I guess so. 288 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:01,250 It's probably for the best. 289 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,590 It was starting to boost your confidence. 290 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,890 Isn't that a good thing? 291 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,290 No. What has confidence 292 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,770 ever gotten anybody except for a black eye 293 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:11,760 and their backpack thrown in the trash? 294 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,800 Well, I thought it was kind of cool 295 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,300 how you stood up to Kyler. 296 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,360 Are you insane? 297 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,730 Let me ask you. 298 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,970 What is the best superpower anyone could have? 299 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,550 - Super strength. - Wrong. 300 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,040 Invisibility. 301 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,820 A distant second would be super speed 302 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,870 to run away fast. 303 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:29,350 Run away from who? 304 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,920 Whom. 305 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,790 It's the object of a preposition. 306 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:33,850 Remember English class... 307 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,460 And we were just leaving. 308 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:36,760 Hey, where you going? 309 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,130 Oh, look at this freak. 310 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,060 - Oh. - Oh, shit! 311 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,360 What kind of girl would ever kiss this shit? 312 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,800 Leave him alone, Kyler. 313 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,600 What'd you say? 314 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,140 You haven't had enough, 'Rhea? 315 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:54,470 Huh? 316 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:55,580 Yeah. 317 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:56,810 Get the hell out of here, man. 318 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,510 You don't want this shit. 319 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:01,790 No, come on, not the trash! 320 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,350 I just threw a... 321 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,610 yogurt in there. 322 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,850 Now it's double dip. 323 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,590 Oh... 324 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,460 Oh, that was a burn, Ky. 325 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,570 Oh, God. 326 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,400 Dumb shit. 327 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,670 What a bunch of losers. 328 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,300 Dude, I think he was gonna cry. 329 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,550 Miggy! 330 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,980 Miggy! 331 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,980 Surprise. 332 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,820 I changed my shift so we can go to the movies 333 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,000 and see that new "Spider-Man." 334 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,760 And to keep me away from karate. 335 00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,130 Come on. 336 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,630 You can put the MandM's in the popcorn. 337 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,670 I just want to go home. 338 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,810 Okay. 339 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,310 We'll go home. 340 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,016 You know, when he gets here, don't mention the billboard. 341 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,880 It's a bit of a sensitive issue. 342 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,380 Hey, I'm sorry I'm late, everyone. 343 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:10,820 It's been a crazy day. 344 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,620 - I'm sure you've seen the... - We haven't. 345 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,260 So, Marketing, 346 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,390 Daniel and I are both excited to hear your ideas. 347 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,700 We've been meaning to update our advertising 348 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,060 for a few months now. 349 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,236 Well, first of all, let me say that 350 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,630 it makes our job so much easier 351 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:27,970 when we pitch to a company 352 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,870 that already has great branding. 353 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,900 Your karate gimmick is just fantastic. 354 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:34,040 Well, it... it's not a gimmick. 355 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,940 Uh, well, we use karate in our ads 356 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,070 because back in the day, 357 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,140 karate in the Valley 358 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,120 was like football in Texas, 359 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,020 you know, and Daniel was a champion. 360 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,620 Uh, same thing with the bonsai trees. 361 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,250 It's... it's something personal. 362 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,620 But if people think it's a gimmick, 363 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,980 maybe we should change it. 364 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,960 I mean, Tom Cole doesn't rely on a gimmick. 365 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,930 Oh, actually, didn't Bobby just do 366 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,266 that Yankee Doodle thing for Tom? 367 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,460 You could probably pull it up on the shared drive. 368 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,200 Just don't let him know we showed you. 369 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,470 - Patriot Tom Cole here. 370 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,640 When I'm not busy fighting the hated British 371 00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:07,870 for your freedom, 372 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:10,110 I'm fighting to bring you great deals, 373 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:12,180 great American deals. 374 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,280 And because I love this land we call home, 375 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,940 I'm giving every new customer 376 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,880 their very own drought-resistant cactus. 377 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,460 In these dry times, 378 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:21,960 it really is the only 379 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:23,690 responsible plant to own. 380 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,960 A strong American plant 381 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,930 from the strong American himself... 382 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,630 Me, Tom Cole. 383 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,160 Cole's on Van Nuys. 384 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,030 You... 385 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:33,760 "musket" down here. 386 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,210 Well, we'll let you know. 387 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,880 And that is an internal audit. 388 00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:51,280 Now, obviously, an external audit is similar, 389 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,220 but as you can imagine... - 390 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,890 The stakes are a lot... higher. 391 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,520 Are you sure I'm not boring you? 392 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,000 No. 393 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,690 No, no, no, this is all very, um, 394 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:02,930 fascinating. 395 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,530 Because I love the numbers. 396 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,800 They're just everything you want to know is right there. 397 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,270 Oh, shit. 398 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,640 Hi, Johnny. 399 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,070 Wow, what a nice surprise. 400 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,010 I called you eight times. 401 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,010 Then I just started circling your usuals. 402 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,740 Um, you know what, PJ? 403 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,180 Why don't you go grab us a table 404 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,750 and I will meet you over there? 405 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,080 Terrific. Uh, you know what? 406 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,120 I will order us a dozen oysters. 407 00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:29,890 Oh, isn't that thoughtful? 408 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,790 Excuse me. 409 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,376 What the hell are you doing here? 410 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,170 I should ask you the same question. 411 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,140 Shouldn't you be at home with our kid 412 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,310 instead of scamming for a free meal with this nerd? 413 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,470 For the record, I actually came here 414 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,170 looking for a bartending position. 415 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,340 Yeah, sure, you did. 416 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,616 You need an application, Shannon? 417 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,980 Shut up, Terry. 418 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,380 Do you know that our son is at your apartment 419 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:54,040 skipping school and smoking dope 420 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,520 with a bunch of dirtbags? 421 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:58,020 Well, that would be the first time ever 422 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,720 that you actually know where your son is, 423 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,750 so congratulations. 424 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,190 Hey, sweetie. 425 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,790 - Our table's ready. - Okay. 426 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,290 I'm sorry. We were just about 427 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,706 to sit down for dinner. I hope you don't mind. 428 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,260 She's not gonna go down on you 429 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,690 unless you buy her dessert. 430 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,876 All right, well, I'll let you guys finish up. 431 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,046 - I'll just be over here. - Yeah, 432 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:17,070 you let us finish up. 433 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,010 So you're just gonna let Robby drop out of school? 434 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,040 I can't make that kid do anything anymore. 435 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,116 Then he can come stay with me. 436 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,240 I'll make him go to school. 437 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,750 Okay, yeah, sure. 438 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,020 Uh, you'll take care of him 439 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,090 with all of your amazing dad skills. 440 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,020 Yeah, at least I'm not giving up on him. 441 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:36,750 Eat shit, Johnny. 442 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,290 You gave up on day one. 443 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,250 Day one. 444 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:41,390 Okay, I was the one 445 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:43,570 that was there for him when he got mono. 446 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,340 I was the one that was there for him 447 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,030 when he built his own half-pipe and he broke his wrist. 448 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:49,370 Where the hell were you? 449 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,070 All right, well, I'm here now. 450 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,600 It's too late, Johnny. 451 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,380 There are no do-overs. 452 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,080 You okay? 453 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,680 I hear they make a fantastic 454 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:02,810 apple brown Betty. 455 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,990 And your hotel guests are gonna love 456 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,460 the entertainment system. 457 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:10,060 So you thinking of, uh, replacing 458 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,930 the whole fleet all at once 459 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,560 or maybe just in segments? 460 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:16,190 Nice car. 461 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:18,170 But before you buy, I'd read the fine print. 462 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,576 I hear the guy that runs this place 463 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,770 loves to sneak in bogus charges. 464 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,070 Dealer prep, extended warranties. 465 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,100 You know, they get you any way they can. 466 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,170 Hey, Dan. 467 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,310 Could you excuse me just for a moment? 468 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,010 Uh, help yourself to a... a boba tea. 469 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,740 Angela, can you show her the boba? 470 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,390 So how was lunch? 471 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,390 Cut the crap. I just saw your new TV spot. 472 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,220 You did? What'd you think? 473 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,566 Well, I don't know if my favorite part is 474 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,860 when you steal the whole plant thing from me 475 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,590 or imply I'm a water waster. 476 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,200 Or maybe it's when 477 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:54,370 you suggest that I am somehow unpatriotic. 478 00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:57,730 You know what's patriotic? 479 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,040 Free speech. 480 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,040 Besides, I'm just doing what you're doing. 481 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:03,340 I'm not really a Revolutionary soldier, 482 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:06,380 and you're not really a karate guy. 483 00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:09,510 Actually, I was two-time All-Valley champ. 484 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,550 Whoa. Did you hear that, everybody? 485 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,950 We got a two-time karate champ over here. 486 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:16,160 Guess I should be worried. Wha-sah-sah! 487 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,130 Come on, Dan. I'm just joshing with you. 488 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,060 Let me get you a boba. Angela! 489 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,800 - Get LaRusso a boba. - No, thanks, Angela. 490 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:32,430 Look, I just came down here to tell you to back off, okay? 491 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:35,670 I got a lot of stuff going on, and I don't need this. 492 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,310 Hey, I'm sorry, Dan. 493 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:41,710 I guess the, uh, rivalry gets the best of us sometimes. 494 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,680 Hey, look. 495 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,910 The Valley's big enough for two auto kings. 496 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:49,550 Am I right? 497 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:52,730 You sure I can't get you a boba? 498 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,730 Nah. Nah. 499 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,030 I'm fine. 500 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,900 All right. Ah, I guess you must be full 501 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,530 after eating all that dick. 502 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,950 I don't understand. 503 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:23,030 The doctor said there's a chance it could work. 504 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,120 Let me give you one of my lungs. 505 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,560 No, it's too risky. 506 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,560 Besides, you've already given me your heart. 507 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,970 This is so sad, right? 508 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,670 Just watch the movie. 509 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,070 We don't actually have to watch the movie. 510 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:43,250 What's wrong? 511 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,640 I saw what you did to those kids in the library. 512 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,420 Oh, 'Rhea 513 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,090 and that dude with the lip? 514 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:50,450 We're just messing with them. 515 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,710 We're all friends. 516 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,270 Kyler, stop it. 517 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,770 Sam, just... 518 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,810 I said stop it. 519 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,580 Please don't close the door. 520 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:57,980 Look, 521 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,890 I know I wasn't there for him when it mattered. 522 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,520 I let him down. I guess I let you down too. 523 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,100 And I know there's no do-overs, 524 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,730 but that kid... 525 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,900 is the only person in the world who hasn't given up on me. 526 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,200 And I don't want to give up on him. 527 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,610 I know I messed up big-time, 528 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,210 but if you let him come back... 529 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,280 I won't fail him again. 530 00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,780 I promise. 531 00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:37,390 All right? Please, just think about it. 532 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,110 Kids, breakfast. 533 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,450 Oh, come on. 534 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,950 You're still upset about Cole? 535 00:23:05,980 --> 00:23:07,010 No. 536 00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:08,650 I took care of that. 537 00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:11,760 I just... wish I could take care of this. 538 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,720 She can't stay mad forever. 539 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,470 Hey, buddy. 540 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,400 A dry English muffin? What is this, Afghanistan? 541 00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:21,700 I'll take a burrito. 542 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:23,170 Hey, this isn't a restaurant. 543 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,270 Morning, honey. 544 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:32,310 Morning. 545 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:35,280 What, no banana-rama pancakes today? 546 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,850 Are you kidding? 547 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,080 I'm just about to 548 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,460 whip up a batch right now. 549 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,090 I thought this wasn't a restaurant. 550 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,620 Just eat your muffin, okay? 551 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:49,130 Hey, Sam, it's gonna be hot again this weekend. 552 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,030 Maybe you, uh, wanna invite 553 00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,600 Kyler back over for a swim? 554 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:54,770 I don't think Kyler's gonna be around anymore. 555 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,430 Oh. 556 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,640 - I'm sorry, honey. - Uh, that's too bad. 557 00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:00,970 Don't look too excited, Dad. 558 00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:03,210 What? What excited? Who's excited? What? 559 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,640 Excited? This is my sad face. 560 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,850 It's a very, very sad face. 561 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,300 My mom says I can train again. 562 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,730 - She did? - Yeah. 563 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,840 I mean, if we still have the dojo. 564 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,470 We do for now. 565 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,040 All right, but I need to know, 566 00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:39,140 are you ready to take things to the next level? 567 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,250 Yes, Sensei. 568 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,580 You got your ass kicked 569 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,350 because you didn't have any defense, 570 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:45,050 so I'm gonna teach you the best defense 571 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,050 that you can know. 572 00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:50,230 And the best defense... 573 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:53,050 Ha! 574 00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:54,720 Is more offense. 575 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,200 - ♪ Throw some perm on your attitude ♪ 576 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:58,500 ♪ Uh ♪ 577 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,900 ♪ Girl, you gotta relax ♪ 578 00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:03,070 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 579 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,270 ♪ Let me show you what you got to do ♪ 580 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,240 ♪ You gotta lay it back ♪ 581 00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:09,800 ♪ Matter of fact, band ♪ 582 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,440 ♪ Show her how to lay it back ♪ 583 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,950 - ♪ Uh ♪ - There it is. 584 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:16,350 ♪ Show her how to lay it back ♪ 585 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:17,420 ♪ Uh ♪ 586 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:18,950 Good morning. 587 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:20,450 Hey, guys. 588 00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:21,930 Great job out there. 589 00:25:21,950 --> 00:25:23,620 Hey, Daniel, uh... 590 00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:25,150 I gotta show you something. 591 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,690 What's up? 592 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,760 We found a bunch of these up on the billboard. 593 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,676 That's the guy you went to high school with, right? 594 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,840 This son of a bitch disrespected our family name. 595 00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:36,740 You gonna take that shit, cuz? 596 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:37,840 - Huh? - Louie, relax. 597 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:38,916 No, don't tell me to relax. 598 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:40,510 I thought this was cute at first. 599 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,280 This isn't funny. This is personal. 600 00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:43,710 What are we gonna do about this? 601 00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,280 I'm here for karate. 602 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,720 I appreciate you coming in, 603 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,020 but there are no girls in Cobra Kai. 604 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,030 Aren't you desperate for new students? 605 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:00,960 Yes. 606 00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:02,320 But this isn't a knitting class. 607 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,100 This is a dojo. 608 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,570 - Kyler told us what you said. - Wait, what did he say? 609 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,806 You think you're better than us. 610 00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:09,700 You were no one before we let you in. 611 00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:12,200 Whatever Kyler told you was a lie. 612 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,580 Somebody's in a good mood. 613 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,740 Well, somebody got some payback. 614 00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:19,470 After 30 years, I thought that guy might have changed, 615 00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:21,710 but now Cobra Kai is gonna have to shut down. 616 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,150 What did you do? 617 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,020 Put that guy's beer on my tab. 618 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,150 Looks like he's had a rough day.