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<i>Each year, a considerable event
shakes the publishing world.</i>

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<i>In a few days, a million copies
of a book roll off the presses.</i>

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<i>It's not the latest novel
by a bestselling author.</i>

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<i>To be precice, it's a guide.
The famous Duchemin Guide.</i>

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<i>On the awaited day,
in a few hours</i>

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<i>its famous red and
blue cover appears</i>

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<i>in every bookshop window.</i>

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<i>Millions of copies are
sent out in the world,</i>

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<i>intended for future tourists</i>

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<i>who can't imagine visiting France
without this sort of bible</i>☻

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<i>which allows them,
even with eyes closed,</i>

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<i>to swap their dollars, pounds,
escudos, roubles</i>

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<i>or any other currency</i>

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<i>for the finest specialties
of French gastronomy.</i>

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<i>The Guide's decisions make the
front page of all the great dailies</i>

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{\an4}[RESTAURANT LOSES 3RD STAR]

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<i>with abundant commentaries
on those little stars</i>

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{\an4}[140 RESTAURANTS LOSE ONE STAR]

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<i>awarded to deserving  restaurants
or subtracted from the failures.</i>

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<i>Its judgements cannot be appealed
and have made the fortunes</i>

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<i>and international glory
of some of them.</i>

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<i>But all of them,
whatever their reputation;</i>

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<i>ALL, dread a visit</i>

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<i>from a mysterious inspector
of the celebrated Guide.</i>

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<b>[<i>The Wing or Thigh?</i>]</b>

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Table for one?
- Certainly.

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Yes, this way.

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The menu.

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Hello? This is the Coquille d'Or,
may I help you.

31
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Are you certain?

32
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Very well.

33
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I'll take the necessary measures.
Thank you so much.

34
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We have a Duchemin inspector in the room.
- Which one?

35
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The fat one at table 5.
- Are you sure?

36
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Did he have a coat?
- Yes.

37
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The coat for table 5.

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Warn the chef, immediately.

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Gimme that.

40
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I'd like to order, please.

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If I may, sir. You seem to
enjoy them so much.

42
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May I offer, on the house,
another dozen oysters.

43
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Excellent, aren't they?

44
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They're fine, thank you.

45
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My order, please!

46
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Cruditées to start...

47
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I wish you, bon appétit.

48
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Duck with peaches...

49
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First of all a mineral water.

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The rest of the meal
will blow you away!

51
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Oh, my mineral water!

52
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Bring that ice to table 5.
He's from Duchemin!

53
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My mineral water!

54
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Can never be too cold, heh?

55
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No, no it's for 5.
He's from Duchemin.

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I say, I didn't order all that!
- A little extra service.

57
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Duchemin is at 5.

58
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Ah, my mineral ..!

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Hm. My mineral water

60
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My tisane? (herbal tea)

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While you peruse your bill,
may I offer you a little armagnac?

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The gentleman's coat.

63
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Goodbye, sir.

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I think that went well.
- We had some luck.

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We gave him the works.
- Good thing you spotted him.

66
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Oh, I can spot a Duchemin
a mile away. Can't fool me!

67
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I can spot a Duchemin inspector
a mile away!

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Mr. Director, shall we go
back to the office?

69
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No, it's early, we still have time
to eat a little Japanese.

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Two restaurants at lunch?
Overdoing it don't you think?

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One more month,
the Guide'll be done,

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I'll retire and my
son will take over.

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You don't think my son's capable?

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I haven't said a word, sir.

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Well, you pulled a face.

76
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I assure you!

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My son's very capable.
You'll see, he'll astound you.

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-  Is it tasty? (Oishi desu ka?)
- It is tasty! (Oishi desu)

79
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- <i>Is it tasty?</i>
- So am I !

80
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Victor, we'll plant soy beans.
There, there and there.

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Soy beans?
- Soy beans! (naka naka).

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Good day, sir.

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Gentlemen, how are you?
... Dubreuil?

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- Mr. Director, sir!
- How was the Coquille d'Or?

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Excellent lunch, very good reception.

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A bit too good,
I think they spotted me.

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Have you made a report?
- Here it is.

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Maybe we should send someone else.
- No no, it's all right.

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Marguerite? -

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Mr. Director.
Did I phone at the right time?

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Perfect. Please write.

92
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Japanese restaurant - The Kobe.

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Sukiyaki with teppanyaki

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followed by sashimi
and shabu shabu,

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all skips and somersaults
before your very eyes,

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then, miraculously lands in your plate.

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Yes? The studio's ready for your photo.

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Ok.

99
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Hello, gentlemen.

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All the ingredients ready?
- Yes, Mr Duchemin.

101
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OK, I'll start.

102
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For inspiration...

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music!

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♪ [Ride of the Valkyries]

104
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No! Not, Wagner?!

105
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Wagner's for big game!

106
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For boar, for rhinoceros...

107
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Pum pa-pa pum pumm!

108
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Really!

109
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But for Bresse chicken
or lobster Roskow...

110
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you need something else.

111
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So, find me some music
that's light, spiritual, subtle.

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And snap to it!

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♪ [L'aile ou la cuisse]
[Vladimir Cosma]

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Morand, will the Guide be
ready by the deadline?

114
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Still 100 restaurants
left, to classify.

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But if our inspectors take big
mouthfuls, we'll be on schedule.

116
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Sir, have you decided to remove
a star from the Petit Versailles?

117
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It's delicate.
We'll have to redo it.

118
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Sir, the tailor is waiting.
- Yes, coming.

119
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If you like to be greeted like
a dog in a bowling alley,...

120
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risk your life with each oyster,

121
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and a heart attack
upon seeing your bill,

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then, run to the
"Délices de l'Océan".

123
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Sir!.. Woah!

124
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If you run around like that...

125
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you'll be inducted into the Academie
Francaise in your underpants.

126
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Fine, I've stopped moving!
- It's the studio, M. Duchemin.

127
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Yes... yes... no...

128
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Yes... Oh, yeah?... Oh, no!

129
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- Your dentist, sir.
- Hello, M. Duchemin?

130
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You sure it was for today?

131
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M. Duchemin, you're
not my easiest patient.

132
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You can't come tomorrow?
'Cause today I feel all...

133
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M Duchemin, I came
with my equipment.

134
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You really need all that?

135
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Open your mouth, M. Duchemin.

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Your mouth.

137
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Your mouth!

138
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The childrens' desserts test.
- This is urgent.

139
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One out of twenty.

140
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Two out of twenty.

141
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- Zero
- M. Godefroy.

142
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I came to show you two
Academy swords...

143
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that I designed for you.

144
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The first has a
pommel representing

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a thigh on a wing...

146
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and the second;
a wing on a thigh.

147
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Perfect. You don't
lack imagination.

148
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The first one's very good.

149
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A few signatures, sir.

150
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The mail must go out, now.

151
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That's fine, take this. Very good.

152
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Oh, that's great!

153
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Sir, tonight you're dining
at the Richelieu Matignon.

154
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You asked me to reserve a table.

155
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- Is my son around?
- Upstairs, working, in his room.

156
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Gérard, are you in there?

157
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- What is all this?
- I was testing eggs.

158
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Oh you work too hard!

159
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3 restaurants at noon,
3 restaurants at night.

160
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plus research work!

161
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- It's to be expected, papa.
- Once in a while you must relax!

162
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So tonight, you'll dine, there.

163
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Richelieu Matignon?

164
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3 stars! Taste all their specialties.
Unlimited credit.

165
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,099
Well, I had intended...

166
00:15:07,169 --> 00:15:10,482
Ah, no, forget all those
suburban restaurants.

167
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You're feasting tonight!
Go change your clothes.

168
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Look at him!

169
00:15:25,773 --> 00:15:29,513
- Hey guys, is Roland here?
- Are you dressed for a wedding?

170
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,048
Hi.

171
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Look what those idiots did.

172
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Roland, I've got a
little problem tonight.

173
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You can't play?
- I must eat in town, first.

174
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We'll shift the acts.
You come for the 2nd part.

175
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No need, when Fissel's finished...

176
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send him to replace me at the
restaurant and I'll be back.

177
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The circus in one hand and
your father's Guide in the other

178
00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:03,441
How long can you juggle both?

179
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,654
Lucky we have my father's books.

180
00:16:05,679 --> 00:16:07,834
How could we live on our
gate receipts?

181
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,286
'Cause we play the suburbs,
full of penniless, gate crashers.

182
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That's another problem.

183
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,135
We need the money I earn.

184
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You're better off to pick one.

185
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:19,319
I'll choose the circus
when it stands on its own.

186
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Here...

187
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restaurant bills from lunch.
Comments on the back.

188
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:29,099
Good evening, sir.
- I'd like melon with port...

189
00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:31,522
then, an egg in jelly,

190
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mackerel in aspic...

191
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,827
foie gras on brioche

192
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crayfish in broth.

193
00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:40,397
Instead of the foie gras?
- No, both.

194
00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:42,146
No, that's not all.

195
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:44,771
OK, also a grilled mullet

196
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:47,299
then a Bresse chicken
a la francaise.

197
00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:51,901
And a calf's head...
Ah... no, Charolais cheese.

198
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:55,208
First the Charolais,
then the calf's head.

199
00:16:55,819 --> 00:16:58,442
Tell me how's the sauerkraut?

200
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:02,163
Very good, sir.
-Bring me just a taste.

201
00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:03,247
Very well, sir.

202
00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,902
Could you rush it?
I'm pressed for time.

203
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,488
Understood, sir.

204
00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:06,616
Look my dear.
Unbelievable!

205
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,514
Where are you going?
- I'm expected.

206
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:20,019
- Sure took your time!
- It's not just next door!

207
00:18:20,072 --> 00:18:23,416
Give him what I ordered.
Don't forget the receipt.

208
00:18:26,699 --> 00:18:30,395
Who wants to play with Jumbo?
- Me! Me!

209
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:33,974
Jumbo will choose his own partner.

210
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:36,958
Jumbo, choose!
- Go on, Jumbo.

211
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:40,099
Aw, he's thirsty!

212
00:18:42,024 --> 00:18:45,189
Drink, Jumbo.
No, he doesn't wanna drink!

213
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,620
Jumbo, go on.

214
00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:53,402
He stole the bottle!

215
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,226
Sir, you've been chosen.
Come on.

216
00:19:23,971 --> 00:19:26,830
Yes, it's a free shave!
All free!

217
00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:30,025
Go on, Jumbo, go ahead.

218
00:19:55,178 --> 00:19:56,475
Aah!

219
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,746
Stop, you made a mistake.

220
00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:02,825
He's the President
of the Republic.

221
00:20:06,388 --> 00:20:07,605
Outta the way!

222
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,615
We have to clean him up.

223
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,583
-Should I?
-YESS!!

224
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:13,474
Watch out, here we go!

225
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:16,474
Heave, ho!

226
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,020
Heave, ho!

227
00:20:23,175 --> 00:20:26,497
It's not him. It's not him.

228
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:35,279
Yesterday, when I mentioned
my son you pulled a face.

229
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,439
I assure you sir...

230
00:20:37,464 --> 00:20:40,763
I saw you.
You went "oh, pffft"!

231
00:20:41,185 --> 00:20:44,433
Yesterday my boy ate 3
lunches in the suburbs

232
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,508
and dinner at the
Richelieu Matignon.

233
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,847
Look at this bill.
No, you look ahead.

234
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:50,901
Some dishes he odered twice!

235
00:20:50,932 --> 00:20:53,205
Wouldn't you call that,
professional?

236
00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:57,477
Henry, stop a second.

237
00:21:24,253 --> 00:21:26,558
Oh, good morning, sirs!

238
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:30,341
Excuse me, but I have reserved

239
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:34,060
a table for me and Mr. Young.

240
00:21:34,247 --> 00:21:36,603
Park your ass in the corner.

241
00:21:36,909 --> 00:21:38,245
I go.

242
00:21:44,957 --> 00:21:46,925
The menu, please.

243
00:21:52,736 --> 00:21:53,861
Thank you.

244
00:21:53,974 --> 00:21:55,833
(What's with him?)

245
00:21:55,980 --> 00:22:03,142
Salad of tomatoes and
a entrecote 'bordulezz'.

246
00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:05,642
With coca cola?

247
00:22:05,869 --> 00:22:10,619
No, with beaujolais nouveau!

248
00:22:43,507 --> 00:22:47,341
Very, very good!
Marvellous, wonderful!

249
00:22:48,848 --> 00:22:50,705
But very, very nouveau, huh?

250
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,644
Where are the toilets, please?

251
00:22:55,826 --> 00:22:59,988
End of the hall, on your left.
Just follow the flies.

252
00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:38,357
Two fried fish.

253
00:23:42,815 --> 00:23:45,089
What the hell are you
doing here?

254
00:23:45,393 --> 00:23:47,690
What? ... The, the toilets.

255
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,490
Looks like a toilet to you?
- Ye..., no!

256
00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:53,107
I said, "end of the hall,
on your left".

257
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,561
Ah, yes!

258
00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:02,578
Oh! The bill, please.

259
00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,943
The bill, is very... very...

260
00:25:12,072 --> 00:25:14,638
If you can't afford it
go picknick.

261
00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:45,223
Here, Gautier,
analyse this for me.

262
00:25:45,881 --> 00:25:47,895
Done, sir.

263
00:25:49,442 --> 00:25:52,049
Lapré, your tour of
the province...

264
00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:54,800
Yes, sir, I wanted to talk to you about that.

265
00:25:54,825 --> 00:25:57,240
Seems that most of the
great restaurants

266
00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,779
are being bought up
by a large company.

267
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:02,316
Which runs a totally
different type of restaurant.

268
00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:05,386
Which company?
- I think it's the Tricatel chain.

269
00:26:05,534 --> 00:26:08,609
But they handle truckstops
and in factory cafeterias!

270
00:26:08,657 --> 00:26:10,568
Seems they're diversifying.

271
00:26:10,593 --> 00:26:12,787
Promising material.
But are you sure of your facts?

272
00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:16,093
No formal proof,
just loose lipped confidences.

273
00:26:16,427 --> 00:26:19,575
We must be certain!
The Guide comes out in a month.

274
00:26:19,614 --> 00:26:21,370
I can't unknowingly

275
00:26:21,464 --> 00:26:24,547
hand out stars to that
canned food merchant!

276
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,544
Can I help you?

277
00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:30,156
I'm the plumber,
checking the radiators.

278
00:26:36,915 --> 00:26:38,546
Hello gentlemen.

279
00:26:41,327 --> 00:26:43,491
I'm checking the radiators.

280
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,041
I'll be right back.

281
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,376
Come in.

282
00:27:21,561 --> 00:27:25,458
Excuse me for disturbing,
but regarding that plumber.

283
00:27:26,183 --> 00:27:29,192
- What plumber?
- Tthe one checking the radiators.

284
00:27:29,871 --> 00:27:31,517
I'm not aware of that!

285
00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:33,064
He's no plumber!

286
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,422
No idea what you're
talking about.

287
00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:37,552
The plumber in your office...
Yes

288
00:27:37,592 --> 00:27:39,224
...is a fake plumber!

289
00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:43,066
I used to be a plumber,
so I noticed right away.

290
00:27:44,591 --> 00:27:47,441
-Marguerite!
- M. Director?

291
00:27:47,737 --> 00:27:51,356
There's a plumber checking
radiators. Are you aware of him?

292
00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:55,500
Ah, it's not possible,
they were checked last month.

293
00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:12,581
Yes, sir.
- Keep very calm, Dubreuil.

294
00:28:12,682 --> 00:28:14,587
Don't speak.

295
00:28:14,725 --> 00:28:17,248
Just say one word: "Yes"
Understood?

296
00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:21,001
I don't understand, sir.
- What did I just say? You wanna get fired?

297
00:28:21,014 --> 00:28:24,762
But... "Yes, M. Director."
- You caught on, fine.

298
00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:27,512
- The plumber still there?
- Yes, he's doing...

299
00:28:27,513 --> 00:28:30,083
Dubreuil!
- "Yes, yes... yes.

300
00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:32,227
Relax, be natural,

301
00:28:32,321 --> 00:28:36,470
Make like you got a huge raise.
- Ah, thank you, M. Director.

302
00:28:36,471 --> 00:28:37,617
Fine...

303
00:28:37,642 --> 00:28:40,325
Now... very casually

304
00:28:40,405 --> 00:28:43,429
walk out the office and
leave the plumber in.

305
00:28:43,531 --> 00:28:44,881
Then join us here.

306
00:28:44,978 --> 00:28:48,719
"Yes, sir."
- Now, repeat after me.

307
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:53,871
An aperitif in the print shop?
I'll be right there, sir!

308
00:28:54,451 --> 00:28:58,387
"An aperitif in the print shop?
I'll be right there, sir!"

309
00:28:58,426 --> 00:28:59,426
I'm waiting.

310
00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:01,551
- <i>Do I repeat that too?</i>
- Jack ass!

311
00:29:01,598 --> 00:29:04,299
Assemble everybody. We're gonna... him!

312
00:29:48,626 --> 00:29:49,843
Get him!

313
00:29:50,591 --> 00:29:54,572
He'll go out the window.
Head him off, quick!

314
00:30:15,403 --> 00:30:18,159
Stop. No, stop.

315
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,778
Marguerite!

316
00:30:24,816 --> 00:30:26,369
My chandelier!

317
00:30:26,447 --> 00:30:29,197
Mr. Duch... M. Director!

318
00:30:29,779 --> 00:30:32,349
- Sir, sir!
-Marguerite!

319
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:41,936
Papa!

320
00:30:46,089 --> 00:30:49,225
Too the editing room!
And tie him up!

416
00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:51,700
What about me? Aahh!

321
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,413
Quick, a ladder!

322
00:30:53,589 --> 00:30:56,610
Hang in there, Marguerite,
we're coming!

323
00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:58,290
Forget the ladder!

324
00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:00,427
My leg!

325
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,544
Does it hurt?

326
00:31:08,432 --> 00:31:10,488
Call an ambulance.

327
00:31:11,009 --> 00:31:13,644
But the Guide comes out
in a month.

328
00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:17,455
Call a temp agency
you'll need a replacement.

329
00:31:26,313 --> 00:31:28,822
Leave me alone with him.

330
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:35,691
For whom did you
steal this dossier?

331
00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:38,845
Who is this dossier for!

332
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,558
There!

333
00:31:47,973 --> 00:31:51,005
What did they pay you
to do this?

334
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:53,779
I...

335
00:31:53,994 --> 00:31:55,755
will give you...

336
00:31:59,036 --> 00:32:00,599
200 francs...

337
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:03,372
to tell me who's behind all this.

338
00:32:08,859 --> 00:32:10,327
He won't talk.

339
00:32:10,719 --> 00:32:13,071
Get you car and wait
for me outside.

340
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:14,333
- But...
- No buts.

341
00:32:14,382 --> 00:32:16,504
Yes, papa.
Shall I change?

342
00:32:18,927 --> 00:32:20,958
Do you have last year's layouts?

343
00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,208
Of course, sir.

344
00:32:22,646 --> 00:32:23,847
Alright, here it is...

345
00:32:23,887 --> 00:32:25,721
In less than 10 minutes...

346
00:32:25,901 --> 00:32:29,518
In less than 10 minutes,
our plumber must escape.

347
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,597
He won't be long.

348
00:32:36,715 --> 00:32:38,387
Get him!

349
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:52,860
Don't let him out of you sight.

350
00:32:58,781 --> 00:33:01,756
Not so close or he'll know
he's being followed!

351
00:33:04,419 --> 00:33:07,060
Faster, or we'll lose him!
- But... eh...

352
00:33:07,094 --> 00:33:09,284
Where's the gas pedal?

353
00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:15,950
Careful, he's turning left.
Oh, red light!

354
00:33:15,997 --> 00:33:18,685
We have a red light.
- To hell with it!

355
00:33:35,699 --> 00:33:37,963
Follow wherever he goes.

356
00:34:43,326 --> 00:34:45,191
Hello, Lambert!

357
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,567
You've got it?

358
00:34:48,316 --> 00:34:51,090
We have the future stars!

359
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,888
We'll buy all these up,
listed in order of priority.

360
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:58,021
They themselves have no idea yet.

361
00:34:58,115 --> 00:35:00,896
If you'll permit me to say,
M. Director General...

362
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,907
you're, sort of, a genius.

363
00:35:02,908 --> 00:35:05,679
Oh, you can say it.
Say it, I like it.

364
00:35:08,598 --> 00:35:10,190
How much did you pay?

365
00:35:10,237 --> 00:35:12,974
A million... Old Francs.
(10,000F)

366
00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:16,721
I paid 32 francs.

367
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:20,820
You stole the layout of last year's
issue of the Guide.

368
00:35:21,196 --> 00:35:23,435
M. General Manager I...

369
00:35:23,805 --> 00:35:25,161
Come here.

370
00:35:26,461 --> 00:35:27,940
Come.

371
00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:31,589
The glasses.

372
00:35:36,391 --> 00:35:38,257
- Stop.
- Why?

373
00:35:38,507 --> 00:35:42,155
One more and I'll tell my union.
- You deserve it, admit it.

374
00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:45,831
Perhaps, but that's enough!
- Calm down, Lambert...

375
00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:48,189
let's discuss it, shall we?

376
00:35:50,517 --> 00:35:51,999
Please?

377
00:35:52,132 --> 00:35:58,217
I'm looking for man with a beige,
checkered Prince of Wales suit.

378
00:35:58,482 --> 00:35:59,756
What about?

379
00:35:59,818 --> 00:36:03,974
About this pen. He lost it.
So I brought it.

380
00:36:04,099 --> 00:36:06,380
Must be M. Lambert's.

381
00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:11,068
M. Lambert?... M. Tricatel's assistant.
He'll be very glad to get it back.

382
00:36:11,289 --> 00:36:14,606
Would you like to sign in?
- Ye... No, no.

383
00:36:15,071 --> 00:36:17,345
- Thanks.
- Welcome.

384
00:36:18,771 --> 00:36:21,513
- Well?
- I lost my pen.

385
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,747
Yes, but I know who it is.
- Yeah?

386
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,068
The guy's called Lambert.

387
00:36:27,195 --> 00:36:30,163
Lambert?
Who is this Lambert?

388
00:36:30,478 --> 00:36:33,490
He's the boss's assistant.
Tricatel's.

389
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,935
Tricatel?!

390
00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:38,719
- Jacques Tricatel?
- Yeah, the truckstop guy.

391
00:36:39,138 --> 00:36:44,000
Son, it's gonna be a real treat
making this Tricatel pay!

392
00:36:44,098 --> 00:36:47,356
M. Bouvard, Charles Duchemin on the telephone.

393
00:36:47,427 --> 00:36:49,342
The Guide's director?
- Yes.

394
00:36:49,477 --> 00:36:51,134
I don't believe it.

395
00:36:53,152 --> 00:36:55,986
Hello?
- My dear M. Bouvard!

396
00:36:56,251 --> 00:36:58,752
You often asked me to be a guest

397
00:36:58,846 --> 00:37:01,401
on your tv show, "No Holds Barred".

398
00:37:01,402 --> 00:37:03,767
True, but you
always refused.

399
00:37:03,837 --> 00:37:05,853
This time, I accept.

400
00:37:06,061 --> 00:37:09,253
Fantastic! All I need is
you and my track record.

401
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:13,846
On one condition: I want my
opponent to be Tricatel.

402
00:37:13,863 --> 00:37:16,025
No problem.
Tricatel vs Duchemin...

403
00:37:16,085 --> 00:37:18,515
we'll blow the ratings sky high.

404
00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:21,185
Only thing is... will he accept?

405
00:37:21,338 --> 00:37:23,667
That's your problem.
I might suggest...

406
00:37:23,692 --> 00:37:25,599
a way to go about it.

407
00:37:26,218 --> 00:37:30,833
He should have the impression
that it's his own idea.

408
00:37:31,786 --> 00:37:34,433
You can't imagine, M. Bouvard.

409
00:37:34,442 --> 00:37:37,365
How very pleased and
flattered I am,

410
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,396
to be the star of your show.

411
00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:42,431
Not at all, it's me
who's obliged to you.

412
00:37:42,441 --> 00:37:46,501
You know, people of your
calibre, today, are rare.

413
00:37:46,547 --> 00:37:48,075
It seems you're right.

414
00:37:48,145 --> 00:37:49,909
Anyway, I look good on TV.

415
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:52,714
I'm told people can't
take their eyes off me.

416
00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:53,940
-Sit, please.
-Thank you.

417
00:37:53,965 --> 00:37:58,044
The only difficulty is in finding
an adversary of my stature?

418
00:37:58,512 --> 00:38:01,957
You understand, I can't
confront just anybody.

419
00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:03,778
Certainly not. I considered it

420
00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:06,615
and took the liberty of
drawing up a little list

421
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:09,865
of all the champions in your class.
- Let's see.

422
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:13,061
Lacour?... Grotesque!

423
00:38:13,336 --> 00:38:16,610
Gallavair...
He'd last 3 minutes.

424
00:38:16,782 --> 00:38:19,210
Lots, Lampolle, Jean...

425
00:38:19,981 --> 00:38:22,663
Why'd you cross this out?
- Which?

426
00:38:22,724 --> 00:38:23,918
There. Duchemin.

427
00:38:23,950 --> 00:38:27,250
No, Duchemin wouldn't be fair.
He's not tough enough.

428
00:38:27,294 --> 00:38:30,591
I don't share your view.
Duchemin's a suitable adversary.

429
00:38:30,716 --> 00:38:33,302
Yes, but, how to persuade him?

430
00:38:35,739 --> 00:38:39,091
I think we'll have to
proceed hypocritically.

431
00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:42,276
Give him the impression
the idea's his.

432
00:38:43,192 --> 00:38:44,738
What do you think?

433
00:38:45,902 --> 00:38:50,599
I think, M. Tricatel, that
you are heir to Machiavelli.

434
00:38:50,604 --> 00:38:54,552
Stop, sir! I didn't inherit
daddy's, or anyone's, millions.

435
00:38:54,556 --> 00:38:56,295
I'm a self made man.

436
00:38:56,403 --> 00:39:00,110
Gentlemen I ask you to make an
extra effort over the next days.

437
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:04,013
An effort to get into absolutely
perfect physical form.

438
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,810
None of this... nyehh!

439
00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:11,959
You know my adversary, at least
by reputation: a disaster!

440
00:39:12,247 --> 00:39:14,722
Up to now, we've ignored him;

441
00:39:14,755 --> 00:39:17,640
an error which might
be disastrous.

442
00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:21,745
The danger grows every day.
We must confront it early,

443
00:39:21,808 --> 00:39:24,715
directly, and put it in its place.

444
00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:27,429
Redoubtable ordeals await you.

445
00:39:28,621 --> 00:39:31,334
Yes gentlemen, it can be eaten.

446
00:39:31,474 --> 00:39:34,177
It's from Tricatel,
start getting used to it.

447
00:39:34,279 --> 00:39:37,631
We need maximum information.
Full reconnaissance.

448
00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:41,591
I need, right away, a scathing
dossier on Tricatel and Company.

449
00:39:41,661 --> 00:39:43,385
Gentlemen, bon appetit!

450
00:39:46,018 --> 00:39:48,717
Wanna redeem yourself, Lambert?

451
00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:50,770
Yes, M. Director.

452
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:53,193
Follow Duchemin.

453
00:39:53,607 --> 00:39:56,029
He'll be interested
in me, certainly.

454
00:39:56,099 --> 00:39:58,161
I want to know all
his movements.

455
00:39:58,286 --> 00:40:00,464
So, I go where he goes.

456
00:40:00,745 --> 00:40:01,940
Exactly.

457
00:40:02,228 --> 00:40:04,477
And you keep me informed.

458
00:40:04,558 --> 00:40:06,536
You can count on me,
M. Director.

459
00:40:06,588 --> 00:40:09,687
- When do I start?
When you've done the other shoe.

460
00:40:13,427 --> 00:40:15,499
I have to speak to you, papa.

461
00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:20,488
I've been putting on an
act for too long.

462
00:40:21,221 --> 00:40:23,024
So, don't look at me like that.

463
00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,943
There's no need, you
don't scare me anymore.

464
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:27,992
I'm leaving.

465
00:40:28,048 --> 00:40:29,938
I've decided... Voila.

466
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,539
Marguerite!

467
00:40:36,482 --> 00:40:37,727
Yes?

468
00:40:41,769 --> 00:40:44,967
Who are you?
- Your new temp secretary.

469
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,388
What's your name?
- Marguerite, and you?

470
00:40:48,834 --> 00:40:51,320
I'm "Monsieur" Director!
- Ok.

471
00:40:52,113 --> 00:40:55,050
How old are you?
- 22, and you?

472
00:40:56,896 --> 00:40:59,286
You take shorthand?
- Fortunately.

473
00:40:59,411 --> 00:41:01,277
Foreign languages?
- A few.

474
00:41:01,347 --> 00:41:04,402
Parlo italiano, Jag talar
svenska, I speak English.

475
00:41:04,448 --> 00:41:06,685
Muy bien! Write...

476
00:41:08,579 --> 00:41:11,651
If you want to die
of a stomach ulcer...

477
00:41:11,682 --> 00:41:14,197
in the space of a few weeks...

478
00:41:15,118 --> 00:41:17,500
(then eat at "The Dindon Farci")

479
00:41:17,899 --> 00:41:20,647
...a new restaurant
in the Paris suburbs.

480
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:24,076
I must speak to you,
it's very important.

481
00:41:33,263 --> 00:41:34,443
Temp!

482
00:41:34,489 --> 00:41:37,216
Called Marguerite
like the other one.

483
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,098
You started to say something?

484
00:41:44,356 --> 00:41:47,747
No... Er.. Yes, but I don't...

485
00:41:52,044 --> 00:41:54,725
That's my son.
- Are you sure?

486
00:41:55,570 --> 00:41:56,937
Please!

487
00:41:57,086 --> 00:41:58,492
Write...

488
00:41:59,945 --> 00:42:02,591
... hors d'oeuvres; at your peril...

617
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:05,018
<i>covered by a layer of dust
as thick as you please,</i>

618
00:42:05,207 --> 00:42:07,670
<i>coquilles Saint-Jacques
scavanged at an oil spill,</i>

489
00:42:07,910 --> 00:42:11,110
You'll have, at The Dindon Farci,
the worst meals

490
00:42:11,135 --> 00:42:12,606
of your whole existence,

491
00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:15,755
and with exemplary regularity.

492
00:42:16,193 --> 00:42:21,417
It's absolutely vile every day
except Sunday, when it's closed.

493
00:42:22,144 --> 00:42:25,661
What? Want something?
- No, I was thinking.

494
00:42:27,115 --> 00:42:28,415
Ah, right!

495
00:42:28,530 --> 00:42:31,233
Tomorrow we're off on a tour
of the provinces.

496
00:42:31,234 --> 00:42:32,122
Ah, great.

497
00:42:32,130 --> 00:42:34,897
I want you to come
it's very important

498
00:42:34,948 --> 00:42:36,108
Yes.

499
00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:39,299
No, no can't tomorrow.
Absolutely impossible.

500
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,474
I've got to see a lot of people.

501
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,372
Never mind, it's too bad.

502
00:42:43,411 --> 00:42:46,419
It's my last tour and we've
never gone together.

503
00:42:46,505 --> 00:42:49,575
Huh? I'd like to teach
you a few tricks.

504
00:42:49,676 --> 00:42:52,216
Yeah, too bad...
- No?...

505
00:42:56,285 --> 00:42:58,174
Where were we?

506
00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:08,379
Miss, I'll have something to
dictate tomorrow morning.

507
00:43:08,451 --> 00:43:10,357
At your service.

508
00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:15,119
Ok. You live far from here?
- Yes, will you take me?

509
00:43:17,864 --> 00:43:18,965
Yes.

510
00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:21,995
You're very kind. My feet hurt.

511
00:43:22,409 --> 00:43:24,564
This doesn't bother you?
- No.

512
00:43:24,626 --> 00:43:27,579
In Holland, we always
wear clogs, not these.

513
00:43:27,696 --> 00:43:29,637
Ah, you're Dutch?
- Yes.

514
00:43:30,687 --> 00:43:33,873
Are you always this
fast with the temps?

515
00:43:33,967 --> 00:43:35,170
Huh?

516
00:43:35,936 --> 00:43:37,420
Y.. y... eh...

517
00:43:37,919 --> 00:43:39,862
Curious, you don't
look like a

518
00:43:39,948 --> 00:43:43,012
boss's son who jumps
everything that moves.

519
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:45,708
Shy, huh?

520
00:43:45,826 --> 00:43:47,232
Eough!

521
00:43:53,796 --> 00:43:56,810
Say, can I invite you
to lunch tomorrow?

522
00:43:57,099 --> 00:43:58,685
I'd have said yes,

523
00:43:58,747 --> 00:44:02,060
but your father asked me to
accompany him on his tour.

524
00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:05,013
Really?
- Yes.

525
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,685
On a trip with my father?

526
00:44:06,754 --> 00:44:08,028
Several days.

527
00:44:08,053 --> 00:44:10,209
- Really?
-Sorry, another time.

528
00:44:10,493 --> 00:44:12,068
Thanks.

529
00:44:20,581 --> 00:44:23,868
Papa, I cleared my schedule,
I can come tomorrow.

530
00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:27,726
Attaboy, I'll tell Marguerite
to stay here.

531
00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:39,483
Oh, why not ask her to come along?

532
00:44:39,819 --> 00:44:42,082
She might be useful.

533
00:44:42,170 --> 00:44:43,208
Yeah.

534
00:44:43,270 --> 00:44:44,325
Yeah, fine...

535
00:44:44,388 --> 00:44:45,443
Sure.

536
00:44:45,668 --> 00:44:48,487
How are you, Gérard?
- Half a pint, please.

537
00:44:48,939 --> 00:44:51,525
We hit the road tomorrow.
- Where to?

538
00:44:51,619 --> 00:44:53,247
On a tour with my father.

539
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:55,708
So you can follow the
same route and, voila!

540
00:44:55,756 --> 00:44:58,841
- Oh, that's some trip!
- Getting some fresh air.

541
00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:19,729
The persistent buzz is that

542
00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:24,505
a certain number of restaurants,
the glory of French gastronomy,

543
00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:28,264
are about to be bought up
by Tricatel Inc.

544
00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:34,150
This sinister person has not yet
terminated his demolition enterprise.

545
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:38,679
He wants to wipe off the map the
last defenders of quality cuisine.

546
00:45:38,765 --> 00:45:43,311
Or perhaps he wants to stifle
the French ability to compare.

547
00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:44,795
Monsieur.
- Yeah.

548
00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:47,089
I think we're being followed.

549
00:45:47,214 --> 00:45:49,886
Followed? By whom?

550
00:45:49,995 --> 00:45:53,200
A white car.
It's been over 2 hours.

551
00:45:53,485 --> 00:45:55,841
Slow down,
let's see what he does.

552
00:46:01,909 --> 00:46:04,479
I can shake him off
if you want, sir.

553
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,925
How?

554
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,958
By going fast.

555
00:46:08,013 --> 00:46:09,466
No, ah, no.

556
00:46:09,654 --> 00:46:12,310
-Do you know how?
-Do I ever, sir!

557
00:46:12,669 --> 00:46:14,811
Ah, but it's too late.

558
00:46:15,123 --> 00:46:16,628
Give'er the gun.

559
00:46:16,630 --> 00:46:18,583
Great. Thank you, sir!

560
00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:21,060
Hang on tight!

561
00:46:57,130 --> 00:47:00,198
Henri, not too much
imprudence, please!

562
00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:07,424
I think we can make it.

563
00:47:09,767 --> 00:47:11,511
Like a glove!

564
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:20,282
Not too scared?

565
00:47:20,376 --> 00:47:22,814
No, no, I love it. And you?

566
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,921
Me too, me too.

567
00:47:28,921 --> 00:47:31,224
We must avoid being recognised.

568
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,657
How's that?

569
00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:36,165
OK, I'm a rich doting father

570
00:47:36,237 --> 00:47:39,110
accompanying
newlyweds on their honeymoon.

571
00:47:39,534 --> 00:47:41,357
I planned it all out.

572
00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:45,682
Slip on these wedding rings,
it'll make it more realistic.

573
00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:02,298
Good evening.

574
00:48:02,324 --> 00:48:05,705
Good evening, sir.
I reserved 3 rooms.

575
00:48:05,861 --> 00:48:06,982
One for me,

576
00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:09,779
one... for the newlyweds

577
00:48:09,935 --> 00:48:11,420
one for the chauffeur.

578
00:48:11,568 --> 00:48:14,387
Which name, please.
- M. de Nédélec.

579
00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:16,249
De Nédélec... yes.

580
00:48:16,733 --> 00:48:19,437
Will you dine here?
- Yes, absolutely.

581
00:48:25,809 --> 00:48:29,635
Gérard and I here.
And Marguerite across the hall.

582
00:48:30,707 --> 00:48:33,919
I'd rather spend my wedding night
with my husband.

583
00:48:33,976 --> 00:48:36,067
Where's my head at?!

584
00:48:36,197 --> 00:48:38,812
My son and
daughter-in-law, there

585
00:48:38,961 --> 00:48:40,726
and me here, of course.

586
00:48:55,079 --> 00:48:56,678
Not bad.

587
00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:00,892
I'll take this one.
- Me too.

588
00:49:02,575 --> 00:49:04,323
What are you waiting for?

589
00:49:04,621 --> 00:49:05,846
I was unpacking.

590
00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:08,957
Unpack across the hall.
We're here to work!

591
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,913
Dinner in an hour.

592
00:49:15,765 --> 00:49:17,733
No, no. The other one.

593
00:49:17,865 --> 00:49:18,834
Oh.

594
00:49:27,393 --> 00:49:28,803
Come in.

595
00:49:29,275 --> 00:49:31,416
You have my bag.
This is yours.

596
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,916
Wait, I'll get it.

597
00:49:45,921 --> 00:49:48,159
You took my suitcase.
- Really?

598
00:49:49,672 --> 00:49:52,195
- Voila!
Stay here, I'll get yours.

599
00:49:55,330 --> 00:49:56,679
Voila!

600
00:49:57,298 --> 00:49:58,815
Thanks.

601
00:50:00,850 --> 00:50:02,923
Not mine. It's yours.

602
00:50:16,478 --> 00:50:18,752
What are you doing here?
- It's my room.

603
00:50:18,801 --> 00:50:21,932
No, it's mine. My bed.
My son's there.

604
00:50:22,026 --> 00:50:23,456
Go, go!

605
00:50:24,101 --> 00:50:26,596
- Very well !
- Across the hall. Go!

606
00:50:36,399 --> 00:50:38,639
Marguerite, your room!

607
00:50:39,966 --> 00:50:41,004
You, in there.

608
00:50:41,036 --> 00:50:43,129
I'm carrying her bag.
- My bag.

609
00:50:44,607 --> 00:50:46,679
What should I do with this one?

610
00:50:47,107 --> 00:50:48,410
What should you...?

611
00:50:48,722 --> 00:50:50,019
I told you.

612
00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:53,136
My son and his wife there,
and me here.

613
00:50:57,799 --> 00:50:59,659
Gérard, my bag.

614
00:51:16,767 --> 00:51:19,253
Analyse everything you eat.

615
00:51:35,613 --> 00:51:38,515
Romanais Courtis, 1964.

616
00:52:20,450 --> 00:52:21,984
Pardon me.

617
00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:28,584
It's throaty.

618
00:52:28,693 --> 00:52:30,005
It has legs.

619
00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:33,082
Attacks the palate dryly,
yet not lacking in aftertaste.

620
00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:34,243
You may serve it.

621
00:52:34,725 --> 00:52:35,943
OK?

622
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,373
Pissel... go warn Gérard.
He's eating with his father

623
00:52:42,567 --> 00:52:45,935
Should I take his place?
- Are you crazy? Be discrete.

624
00:52:49,067 --> 00:52:51,738
Evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Oo, lala!

625
00:52:51,926 --> 00:52:54,840
Smells like art lovers,
at this table!

626
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:58,714
Buy my drawings now, before
they're worth a fortune.

627
00:52:58,816 --> 00:52:59,984
Here, look.

628
00:53:00,039 --> 00:53:02,719
The first one
represents a circus.

629
00:53:02,812 --> 00:53:04,849
Not many spectators yet.

630
00:53:04,997 --> 00:53:07,809
Hold on.
Here we have a clown.

631
00:53:08,138 --> 00:53:09,435
A sad clown.

632
00:53:09,533 --> 00:53:10,597
Yes, but...

633
00:53:12,435 --> 00:53:13,459
May I?

634
00:53:13,514 --> 00:53:16,028
And on this third one,
what do we have?...

635
00:53:16,074 --> 00:53:17,744
...a comedian who's not there!

636
00:53:17,769 --> 00:53:19,149
An missing artist.

637
00:53:19,211 --> 00:53:21,821
The other artists have
been waiting a long time.

638
00:53:21,883 --> 00:53:24,466
Will he, won't he...?
Will he, won't he come?

639
00:53:24,512 --> 00:53:27,677
This is not a flea market.
Go sell it outside.

640
00:53:28,784 --> 00:53:30,034
Hey, hey!

641
00:53:30,921 --> 00:53:32,252
Incredible!

642
00:53:32,464 --> 00:53:33,595
Sorry.

643
00:53:37,871 --> 00:53:41,054
Gotta make a phone call.
Excuse me.

644
00:53:44,829 --> 00:53:47,813
- Well?
- It's certainly Table 5.

645
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,708
That's the son.

646
00:54:19,010 --> 00:54:21,138
We're gonna clean him up, ok?

647
00:54:21,237 --> 00:54:22,471
Yeah!

648
00:54:24,763 --> 00:54:27,365
<i>Heave ho!</i>

649
00:54:27,744 --> 00:54:30,212
<i>Heave ho!</i>

650
00:54:32,758 --> 00:54:34,454
It's not him!

651
00:54:43,077 --> 00:54:44,600
I'm sorry.

652
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,662
That was long!

653
00:54:46,727 --> 00:54:49,380
Yes it was long,
it's a bit complicated.

654
00:54:49,732 --> 00:54:52,593
I made a call too,
but you weren't there.

655
00:54:53,873 --> 00:54:55,443
Yes... ah... no.

656
00:54:55,785 --> 00:54:58,331
Because I prefer to phone outside.

657
00:54:58,432 --> 00:55:00,299
It's more discrete...

658
00:55:00,448 --> 00:55:01,956
so I prefer that.

659
00:55:06,286 --> 00:55:08,201
Curious meal, last night!

660
00:55:08,502 --> 00:55:09,998
It started very mediocre;

661
00:55:10,002 --> 00:55:12,568
tasteless ingredients of dubious origin,

662
00:55:12,569 --> 00:55:14,026
pretentious presentation,

663
00:55:14,051 --> 00:55:17,146
all of a sudden, paf, it
improved in the second part.

664
00:55:17,171 --> 00:55:19,002
I wonder if I was spotted.

665
00:55:19,072 --> 00:55:20,111
Yeah, maybe.

666
00:55:20,661 --> 00:55:22,825
Tonight we play newlyweds?

667
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,044
Ahn no! I have another
plan for tonight.

668
00:55:39,724 --> 00:55:42,550
Good evening, sir.
- We reserved 3 rooms.

669
00:55:42,722 --> 00:55:44,816
For Baron de la Cournelle?
- That's right.

670
00:55:44,847 --> 00:55:45,831
Madame.

671
00:55:45,933 --> 00:55:48,098
Do you have someone to
help with our baggage?

672
00:55:48,191 --> 00:55:51,392
I'm sorry. I have some
problems with personnel.

673
00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:54,056
Could I ask you to do it?
- I'll get it.

674
00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:58,296
Boss, please.

675
00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:08,625
Your bosses are all right!

676
00:56:08,729 --> 00:56:10,109
Oh yes, not like before.

677
00:56:10,129 --> 00:56:12,009
They've improved a lot.

678
00:56:17,721 --> 00:56:19,010
Not bad at all!

679
00:56:19,165 --> 00:56:21,002
How's yours?
- Very good.

680
00:56:21,266 --> 00:56:23,522
- Yeah.
- Excellent.

681
00:56:23,658 --> 00:56:25,808
It's abnormal!

682
00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:36,473
No better place than
France for this!

683
00:56:36,498 --> 00:56:38,459
Cooked in beer!

684
00:56:39,115 --> 00:56:41,286
What's he doing?
What's he up to?

685
00:56:43,404 --> 00:56:44,974
What are you doing?

686
00:56:46,775 --> 00:56:48,454
Why are you doing that?

687
00:56:51,572 --> 00:56:52,345
Aah!

688
00:56:52,439 --> 00:56:54,745
Papa, the owner's coming.

689
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:03,167
M. Baron?
A phone call for you.

690
00:57:03,931 --> 00:57:05,210
Fine.

691
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:08,169
Does the Baron wish me
to go in his place?

692
00:57:09,386 --> 00:57:11,323
You're too kind, M...

693
00:57:12,571 --> 00:57:14,382
Go and get that.

694
00:57:17,799 --> 00:57:18,857
Hello?

695
00:57:18,919 --> 00:57:20,568
Good evening...

696
00:57:20,674 --> 00:57:21,974
Duchemin!

697
00:57:23,509 --> 00:57:25,866
How's your tour going?

698
00:57:26,328 --> 00:57:29,328
Don't you have a booth?
- It's not free.

699
00:57:30,519 --> 00:57:33,503
May I transmit your message
to the Baron?

700
00:57:33,568 --> 00:57:36,325
A message? Ah... Great idea.

701
00:57:37,001 --> 00:57:38,020
I'm listening.

702
00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,953
Don't you find it curious,

703
00:57:39,963 --> 00:57:42,118
with a name like Duchemin*
(on the road)

704
00:57:42,143 --> 00:57:45,853
to have a son who plays
the clown in a circus?

705
00:57:48,645 --> 00:57:50,965
Could you repeat,
I didn't get that?

706
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:54,207
You, old fox! You understood.

707
00:57:54,302 --> 00:57:56,927
Your son will excuse himself, soon,

708
00:57:56,989 --> 00:58:00,102
under pretext of a phone call.
Trust me, follow him.

709
00:58:00,113 --> 00:58:02,207
Who shall I say it's from?

710
00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:04,507
It's from, "No Holds Barred"!

711
00:58:07,841 --> 00:58:09,980
I'll transmit the message.

712
00:58:17,358 --> 00:58:19,419
A prank call, M. Baron.

713
00:58:19,528 --> 00:58:20,616
Quite.

714
00:58:24,090 --> 00:58:27,043
Excuse me,
I have a call to make.

715
00:58:33,173 --> 00:58:34,780
Me too.

716
00:58:38,304 --> 00:58:39,953
Me too.

717
00:59:17,813 --> 00:59:18,928
Thank you!

718
00:59:18,953 --> 00:59:22,297
For the next number,
we need a volunteer.

719
00:59:22,374 --> 00:59:24,023
Do we have a volunteer?

720
00:59:24,084 --> 00:59:25,091
Me!

721
00:59:25,124 --> 00:59:26,656
I can't hear you, kids.

722
00:59:26,734 --> 00:59:28,804
MEEE!!

723
00:59:28,906 --> 00:59:30,943
Ok, Jumbo choose one, himself.

724
00:59:30,990 --> 00:59:33,583
Choose, Jumbo, choose.

725
00:59:35,811 --> 00:59:39,241
All right, he has choosen!
Sir, come on up.

726
00:59:45,323 --> 00:59:46,824
Sit... voila!

727
00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:49,613
Now Jumbo will
give you a free shave.

728
00:59:50,223 --> 00:59:51,559
Some lather!

729
00:59:51,865 --> 00:59:53,326
Go Jumbo!

730
00:59:53,564 --> 00:59:55,671
Well done, Jumbo!

731
00:59:59,447 --> 01:00:00,994
That's it, Jumbo!

732
01:00:01,456 --> 01:00:03,331
Go on Jumbo!

733
01:00:10,729 --> 01:00:14,394
Aaaah, la la la laaah!

734
01:00:14,596 --> 01:00:17,407
Watch out, you made a mistake!

735
01:00:17,471 --> 01:00:19,779
You, get outta here!.

736
01:00:23,681 --> 01:00:27,246
Look, that's the
President of the Republic!

737
01:00:30,792 --> 01:00:33,241
We've got to clean him up!

738
01:00:33,574 --> 01:00:34,472
Ho...

739
01:00:34,761 --> 01:00:37,146
Heave, ho!

740
01:00:37,642 --> 01:00:40,017
Heave, ho!

741
01:00:43,938 --> 01:00:45,430
Aargh!

742
01:00:58,381 --> 01:01:00,238
Does it upset you, papa?

743
01:01:00,332 --> 01:01:02,356
Don't worry, in the least.

744
01:01:02,438 --> 01:01:03,503
Alright.

745
01:01:03,646 --> 01:01:05,902
I'd rather have found
out differently.

746
01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:08,247
I tried to tell you, but...

747
01:01:08,742 --> 01:01:11,181
How long have you been?
...Tataratataaa!

748
01:01:11,575 --> 01:01:14,348
Since I took acting lessons, remember?

749
01:01:14,792 --> 01:01:15,728
Yes.

750
01:01:15,768 --> 01:01:17,589
You weren't too impressed.

751
01:01:17,659 --> 01:01:20,560
I asked you to choose
and you stayed with me.

752
01:01:20,669 --> 01:01:23,872
Yeah then I started this.
- Is it working out?

753
01:01:24,577 --> 01:01:25,615
It's all right.

754
01:01:25,662 --> 01:01:28,271
Pie in the face gags
makes them laugh?

755
01:01:28,328 --> 01:01:29,324
Yeah.

756
01:01:29,536 --> 01:01:30,563
Oh!

757
01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:33,929
Let's say, I took this
bucket and, whoosh!...

758
01:01:33,954 --> 01:01:35,346
theyd laugh?

759
01:01:35,578 --> 01:01:37,187
Maybe, yes.

760
01:01:49,347 --> 01:01:52,213
The gag failed.
- Like you.

761
01:01:52,896 --> 01:01:55,603
Maybe you didn't really
wanna make them laugh.

762
01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:58,431
Oh you have to WANT to make'em laugh?
- Oh, yeah.

763
01:01:59,232 --> 01:02:02,771
I don't want to make anyone
laugh including myself.

764
01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:05,486
So, continue with your
Ta tata tataa...

765
01:02:05,581 --> 01:02:06,855
Goodbye!

766
01:02:09,127 --> 01:02:10,863
You're fired !

767
01:02:11,888 --> 01:02:14,096
On with the show!

768
01:02:27,093 --> 01:02:28,841
May I get through?

769
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,521
You didn't finish your dinner.

770
01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:34,816
I'm not hungry.
It was very good.

771
01:02:34,964 --> 01:02:36,840
You must finish it.
All of it!

772
01:02:36,996 --> 01:02:38,155
Let me pass!

773
01:02:38,214 --> 01:02:39,910
- No.
- Whaddaya mean, no?

774
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,871
Follow me into the kitchen.

775
01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:43,910
I forbid you to touch me!

776
01:02:45,184 --> 01:02:46,332
Come!

777
01:02:52,264 --> 01:02:53,474
Eat!

778
01:02:53,906 --> 01:02:55,305
I won't eat it!

779
01:02:55,763 --> 01:02:56,966
Oh, yes.

780
01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:01,274
What's the meaning of this?
- M. Duchemin.

781
01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:04,390
- Who?
- M. Duchemin.

782
01:03:05,221 --> 01:03:07,026
Le Relais Des Cigales...

783
01:03:07,275 --> 01:03:09,033
Remind you of anything?

784
01:03:09,090 --> 01:03:11,143
Italian specialties.

785
01:03:11,589 --> 01:03:13,361
Packed every day.

786
01:03:13,618 --> 01:03:16,021
You took away my 2 stars!

787
01:03:16,865 --> 01:03:19,316
Remember, now?

788
01:03:19,675 --> 01:03:20,894
Oh, yes!

789
01:03:21,075 --> 01:03:22,863
You ruined me.

790
01:03:23,134 --> 01:03:24,542
EAT!

791
01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:31,007
Not very good, hm?

792
01:03:31,078 --> 01:03:32,936
Actually, quite bad.

793
01:03:34,265 --> 01:03:36,755
Now, I'm just the manager.

794
01:03:37,044 --> 01:03:39,497
And all day, I serve crap.

795
01:03:40,213 --> 01:03:43,052
But Le Relais Des Cigales
was already crap.

796
01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:46,144
Maybe, but it was me who made it.

797
01:03:47,594 --> 01:03:50,341
-Why, this isn't yours?
- Ah, no!

798
01:03:51,474 --> 01:03:53,136
Every morning,

799
01:03:53,347 --> 01:03:55,544
the big boss's factory

800
01:03:56,201 --> 01:03:57,980
sends it all

801
01:04:00,322 --> 01:04:02,681
- Have you finished?
- All finished, great!

802
01:04:02,759 --> 01:04:05,853
Sit down! Now, you
have totaste the rest.

803
01:04:06,053 --> 01:04:07,626
There's, escargots!

804
01:04:07,704 --> 01:04:10,130
Gina, serve the gentleman.
- No, I'm fine.

805
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,302
EAT!

806
01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:15,532
Go on, go... There!

807
01:04:16,594 --> 01:04:18,853
Ah, very bad, huh?

808
01:04:20,038 --> 01:04:22,229
One more... Another one.

809
01:04:25,284 --> 01:04:27,455
Terrible, eh? Yes.

810
01:04:27,770 --> 01:04:29,769
Gina, the oysters.

811
01:04:31,972 --> 01:04:35,493
Voila. Go on, there's only 3.

812
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,572
A customer left them on his plate.

813
01:04:39,659 --> 01:04:42,324
Eat up. Eat up.
Go on, go...

814
01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:47,441
What's wrong?

815
01:04:52,907 --> 01:04:54,505
That's lovely!

816
01:04:56,687 --> 01:04:58,161
Easy.

817
01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:05,724
That's nice!

818
01:05:06,388 --> 01:05:08,240
You sure they're fresh?

819
01:05:08,271 --> 01:05:10,474
Ah, no! But there are only 3.

820
01:05:12,816 --> 01:05:13,983
Next!

821
01:05:14,043 --> 01:05:16,225
The cassoulet.

822
01:05:21,547 --> 01:05:23,993
The sauerkraut.
- Oh, no!

823
01:05:26,262 --> 01:05:27,477
Go on!

824
01:05:27,587 --> 01:05:28,712
Keep going.

825
01:05:37,363 --> 01:05:39,544
Poached chicken!

826
01:05:40,482 --> 01:05:44,105
Poached chicken!
Poached chicken!

827
01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:46,705
Poached chicken! Hey!

828
01:05:51,578 --> 01:05:54,958
So, pretty disgusting food, eh?

829
01:05:55,075 --> 01:05:58,115
-Hard to get used to.
- Oh, but one must!

830
01:05:58,325 --> 01:06:00,802
That's all there'll
be pretty soon.

831
01:06:01,013 --> 01:06:02,870
Now a little dessert.

832
01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:05,060
- Ah, no, no.
-You can do it.

833
01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:06,784
Go on a little bit!
- No!

834
01:06:06,927 --> 01:06:12,075
You must. You will eat
everything in the kitchen.

835
01:06:12,150 --> 01:06:14,305
-I can't.
-All of it!

836
01:06:16,041 --> 01:06:17,561
So what do we do?

837
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:20,779
Continue the tour or
go back to Paris?

838
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,990
We'll see tomorrow.

839
01:06:25,622 --> 01:06:27,927
Hi, you were here?

840
01:06:28,247 --> 01:06:30,427
In the audience, yes

841
01:06:30,716 --> 01:06:32,917
Did you rat me out
to my father?

842
01:06:32,942 --> 01:06:35,585
No, I swear!
I didn't know.

843
01:06:36,146 --> 01:06:39,463
- Is this all yours?
- More or less, yeah.

844
01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:43,971
Don't you need a secretary?

845
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,880
We don't earn much

846
01:06:46,911 --> 01:06:49,105
and my father's going
to cut us off.

847
01:06:49,150 --> 01:06:51,418
I'll give you a discount, huh?

848
01:07:02,574 --> 01:07:04,435
What are you waiting for?

849
01:07:04,544 --> 01:07:08,286
Nothing. I can't go up,
my father kicked me out, so...

850
01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:09,703
Come sleep with me.

851
01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:11,693
With you?
- Yes, in my room.

852
01:07:11,779 --> 01:07:14,576
Don't be afraid.
Nothing will happen to you.

853
01:07:14,638 --> 01:07:15,643
Oh!

854
01:07:15,745 --> 01:07:18,810
Just as friends, come.
- Right, as friends.

855
01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:22,906
No noise, I don't wanna
run into my father.

856
01:07:28,098 --> 01:07:30,449
Papa, what's wrong?

857
01:07:31,332 --> 01:07:33,614
What is it?
What happened?

858
01:07:36,223 --> 01:07:37,427
What?

859
01:07:41,806 --> 01:07:43,142
- Cilnic...
- Huh?

860
01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,367
A clinic?

861
01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:50,012
Ah! You can't imagine...

862
01:07:50,544 --> 01:07:52,560
Henri, drive me there
in one piece

863
01:07:52,585 --> 01:07:54,677
This way we'll
arrive quicker, sir.

864
01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:57,232
Oh, man! He pulled
a carabine on me.

865
01:07:57,365 --> 01:07:58,911
So, I ate it all!

866
01:07:59,834 --> 01:08:01,526
- Gérard.
- Yes, papa.

867
01:08:01,558 --> 01:08:03,339
You won't let me down, eh?

868
01:08:03,364 --> 01:08:07,419
- But papa, YOU fired my ass.
- Can you wait till after the tv show?

869
01:08:07,453 --> 01:08:11,107
Yeah, papa, you can fire me
anytime, no problem.

870
01:08:19,635 --> 01:08:22,200
You must eat, M. Duchemin.
Look how lovely!

871
01:08:22,247 --> 01:08:23,653
Oh no, later! Later.

872
01:08:23,771 --> 01:08:25,177
I'll give you 2 shots

873
01:08:25,224 --> 01:08:28,147
to stimulate your appetite.
- No shots! No way!

874
01:08:28,337 --> 01:08:29,716
The doctor promised!

875
01:08:29,794 --> 01:08:31,667
Well, he ordered it.
- The liar!

876
01:08:31,735 --> 01:08:34,130
I hate shots. Doctor!

877
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:35,924
You shooter! Doctor!

878
01:08:36,064 --> 01:08:37,088
Doctor!

879
01:08:37,213 --> 01:08:38,962
Doctarrgh!

880
01:08:42,198 --> 01:08:44,101
You're already better!

881
01:08:44,513 --> 01:08:46,083
One more, M. Duchemin.

882
01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:48,880
One more, one more.

883
01:09:18,763 --> 01:09:20,425
- Gérard.
- Yeah, papa.

884
01:09:22,034 --> 01:09:23,149
Taste that.

885
01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:24,977
What is it?

886
01:09:25,047 --> 01:09:26,161
It's beef.

887
01:09:26,258 --> 01:09:29,208
- Does it have flavor?
- Yeah, beef flavored.

888
01:09:30,316 --> 01:09:32,246
Those are green beans.

889
01:09:34,197 --> 01:09:37,392
- Does it have flavor?
-Yup, green bean flavoured.

890
01:09:40,497 --> 01:09:43,755
Go to this restaurant,
order all these dishes...

891
01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:45,286
And I eat them?

892
01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:48,021
You have them delivered here.

893
01:09:48,069 --> 01:09:49,856
- For who?
- For me.

894
01:09:50,699 --> 01:09:53,740
M. Director?
It's OK, I found him again.

895
01:09:53,777 --> 01:09:55,566
Ah, not a moment too soon!

896
01:09:55,597 --> 01:09:57,121
- Where?
- In a clinic.

897
01:09:57,215 --> 01:09:59,418
Clinic?! Why the hell
is he in a clinic?

898
01:09:59,465 --> 01:10:02,035
Being treated.
- Treated for what?

899
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,240
That, I don't know.

900
01:10:06,068 --> 01:10:07,326
We must find out!

901
01:10:07,356 --> 01:10:10,029
- How?
- I don't care. Handle it!

902
01:10:19,138 --> 01:10:20,931
I know all these
dishes perfectly.

903
01:10:20,956 --> 01:10:23,896
I know where they're from.
I tasted them dozens of times.

904
01:10:24,865 --> 01:10:28,543
Let me taste one of them at
random and don't say anything.

905
01:10:28,605 --> 01:10:30,268
OK, let's go.

906
01:10:30,849 --> 01:10:32,057
Open wide.

907
01:10:46,682 --> 01:10:48,079
In your hand.

908
01:10:54,426 --> 01:10:56,000
Another beer.

909
01:11:01,389 --> 01:11:02,697
Your hand.

910
01:11:08,731 --> 01:11:11,301
Gérard, I lost my taste!
- No!

911
01:11:11,512 --> 01:11:13,487
I have no more sense of taste.

912
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,846
It's like chewing cotton
and drinking water.

913
01:11:15,893 --> 01:11:18,791
Remember, I could
recognise every ingredient?

914
01:11:18,854 --> 01:11:20,667
Now, nothing!

915
01:11:30,443 --> 01:11:34,356
What injections did you give him?
- The prescribed ones, doctor.

916
01:11:34,512 --> 01:11:37,160
It's tragic, doctor.
I lost my taste.

917
01:11:37,341 --> 01:11:40,029
I eat fish; I taste nothing.
Meat, likewise.

918
01:11:40,302 --> 01:11:41,691
Wine is like water.

919
01:11:41,779 --> 01:11:44,419
What do I have doctor?
Please, tell me!

920
01:11:44,658 --> 01:11:45,841
Ageusia.

921
01:11:45,944 --> 01:11:46,925
Who's that?

922
01:11:46,966 --> 01:11:49,755
From the Greek:
A - lacking. Geusis - taste.

923
01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:52,294
Total or partial loss
of the sense of taste.

924
01:11:52,349 --> 01:11:54,997
- No!
-It could last a long time.

925
01:11:55,255 --> 01:11:56,646
That's tragic, doctor.

926
01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:59,638
Oh no no, we'll give
you intensive treatment!

927
01:11:59,685 --> 01:12:02,675
But tomorrow, I appear on
a tv show against Tricatel.

928
01:12:02,722 --> 01:12:04,761
Then, inducted into
the Academie Francaise.

929
01:12:04,831 --> 01:12:07,910
If they find out that Charles
Duchemin, prince of gastronomy

930
01:12:07,935 --> 01:12:11,450
Director of the world famous
Guide has lost his taste

931
01:12:11,515 --> 01:12:13,929
the world will
howl with laughter

932
01:12:24,853 --> 01:12:26,203
Ageusia.

933
01:12:27,945 --> 01:12:29,117
Ageusia?

934
01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:31,505
He suffers from ageusia.

935
01:12:31,654 --> 01:12:32,724
From...

936
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:37,989
'a' - meaning 'lack of' and
'geusis' in Greek - taste.

937
01:12:38,788 --> 01:12:40,103
Loss of taste

938
01:12:40,176 --> 01:12:42,757
'Course, ageusia - loss of taste.
It's Greek.

939
01:12:42,968 --> 01:12:45,827
What?!
Duchemin lost his taste?

940
01:12:45,872 --> 01:12:48,841
Absolutely, he can't tell
what he's eating or drinking.

941
01:12:48,892 --> 01:12:50,129
That's ageusia!

942
01:12:50,629 --> 01:12:51,621
Are you sure?

943
01:12:51,646 --> 01:12:52,697
I just saw him.

944
01:12:52,722 --> 01:12:55,222
He's devastated and
afraid it'll get out.

945
01:12:57,976 --> 01:13:00,862
Duchemin without a sense of taste?

946
01:13:05,372 --> 01:13:08,321
He doesn't want it to get out!

947
01:13:13,775 --> 01:13:16,926
Hello, miss.
M. Duchemin's room, please.

948
01:13:17,924 --> 01:13:19,391
With a D.

949
01:13:22,475 --> 01:13:25,774
Room 179, 3rd floor.
Elevator's there.

950
01:13:25,839 --> 01:13:27,017
Thank you.

951
01:13:38,071 --> 01:13:39,406
Papa!

952
01:13:40,552 --> 01:13:41,927
- Papa!
- Whaaa...?

953
01:13:41,973 --> 01:13:43,732
Journalists and photographers.

954
01:13:43,786 --> 01:13:46,372
- Here?!
- Downstairs, on their way up.

955
01:13:47,154 --> 01:13:49,768
Papa, we gotta get outta here.

956
01:13:49,869 --> 01:13:51,158
How?

957
01:13:51,605 --> 01:13:53,600
Oh yeah, good point!

958
01:13:54,709 --> 01:13:56,475
Oh, wait here!

959
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:59,873
- Let's take the stairs.
- Yes, the service stairs.

960
01:14:03,192 --> 01:14:04,776
I'm back!

961
01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:07,223
Quick, hurry.

962
01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:08,909
Get on this.

963
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:22,838
Aww! Where's he at?

964
01:14:22,899 --> 01:14:25,526
Look, his name's on the chart.

965
01:14:29,563 --> 01:14:31,030
You OK, papa?

966
01:14:31,382 --> 01:14:34,195
Were are you taking me?
- The parking lot.

967
01:14:38,153 --> 01:14:40,895
That's him!
Quick, after him!

968
01:14:42,076 --> 01:14:43,685
Hang on, papa!

969
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,526
Papa!

970
01:15:28,391 --> 01:15:31,225
No, don't touch him! No!

971
01:15:32,217 --> 01:15:33,592
It's not him!

972
01:15:33,651 --> 01:15:35,717
- Where is he?
- Eh...

973
01:15:36,186 --> 01:15:37,362
Let's go.

974
01:15:45,676 --> 01:15:46,841
What's this.

975
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,188
What's this?

976
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:51,506
I don't want my picture taken.
Don't insist!

977
01:16:01,607 --> 01:16:03,738
-There you are!
-There he is!

978
01:16:03,778 --> 01:16:05,059
C'mon!

979
01:16:10,174 --> 01:16:11,892
Hurry, papa!

980
01:16:28,294 --> 01:16:29,403
Here we are.

981
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:30,755
You're fine here.

982
01:16:30,857 --> 01:16:33,185
No journalist will
look for you here.

983
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:35,372
I can't be in my pyjamas.
- Why not?

984
01:16:35,473 --> 01:16:36,574
Well, to go out!

985
01:16:36,636 --> 01:16:38,318
Ok, I'll call Marguerite

986
01:16:38,377 --> 01:16:40,207
and ask her to
bring you a suit.

987
01:16:40,277 --> 01:16:41,693
But in the meantime?

988
01:16:41,782 --> 01:16:43,841
Meantime, sit there

989
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,466
and I'll get you
something to wear.

990
01:16:46,497 --> 01:16:47,614
Voila.

991
01:16:52,247 --> 01:16:53,250
Hey!

992
01:16:53,343 --> 01:16:55,546
That's Suzy, she doesn't
like strangers.

993
01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:57,266
Try these, they should fit.

994
01:16:57,323 --> 01:16:58,219
Come baby.

995
01:16:59,024 --> 01:17:01,302
Come, sweetie. Oop-la!

996
01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:06,199
That's papa.

997
01:17:06,816 --> 01:17:08,887
Not much better than pyjamas.

998
01:17:08,957 --> 01:17:10,887
At least I can go out like this.

999
01:17:17,422 --> 01:17:20,643
Papa, were are you going?
Where are you going?

1000
01:17:20,711 --> 01:17:24,255
Let me go. I have to find
something or Tricatel will...

1001
01:17:24,294 --> 01:17:25,207
Find what?

1002
01:17:25,232 --> 01:17:26,514
The factory.
- What factory?

1003
01:17:26,558 --> 01:17:29,558
There's a plant where it all
comes from. I must find it!

1004
01:17:29,607 --> 01:17:31,207
It's the only way out of this.

1005
01:17:31,259 --> 01:17:33,560
Papa, you're in no
condition to go.

1006
01:17:38,825 --> 01:17:40,913
I can't even get angry anymore.

1007
01:17:40,999 --> 01:17:44,112
Oh, you can't get angry?
Well, I can!

1008
01:17:44,508 --> 01:17:49,028
Get in the caravan, take your
medication and wait till I get back.

1009
01:17:49,373 --> 01:17:50,763
Go!

1010
01:19:01,510 --> 01:19:05,307
If this factory's so well guarded,
how can we penetrate it?

1011
01:19:05,416 --> 01:19:08,026
I have a system,
but you're not coming.

1012
01:19:08,197 --> 01:19:10,613
So the old man's
out of the loop?

1013
01:19:10,638 --> 01:19:12,451
He's useless, finished?

1014
01:19:12,510 --> 01:19:14,536
I didn't mean that, papa!

1015
01:19:14,675 --> 01:19:16,392
But it's very dangerous.

1016
01:19:16,455 --> 01:19:18,203
Oh no, you'll see!

1017
01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:25,417
You alright, papa?

1018
01:19:25,453 --> 01:19:27,166
I have vertigo.

1019
01:19:51,670 --> 01:19:53,051
Papa!

1020
01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:55,230
Close it!

1021
01:19:57,596 --> 01:19:59,130
Quick, close it!

1022
01:19:59,227 --> 01:20:01,317
No, I'm hanging here.

1023
01:20:01,393 --> 01:20:03,367
Marguerite, close it now.

1024
01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:32,358
Papa, we'll land in the
middle of the plant.

1025
01:20:41,455 --> 01:20:43,982
So, my adversary
hasn't arrived yet?

1026
01:20:44,146 --> 01:20:47,633
No, M. Tricatel, but don't worry.

1027
01:20:48,011 --> 01:20:52,205
If I know him, he's rallying his
forces until the last minute.

1028
01:20:52,245 --> 01:20:55,289
He'll need all his forces
with what I've got on him.

1029
01:20:55,291 --> 01:20:57,700
- Oh, really?
- You'll be surprised.

1030
01:20:57,844 --> 01:21:01,497
Well, 20 minutes to go.
You'll be sitting there.

1031
01:21:01,554 --> 01:21:03,252
-Here?
- Yes.

1032
01:21:05,363 --> 01:21:07,299
I can't wait to begin.

1033
01:21:10,269 --> 01:21:11,769
Easy, easy.

1034
01:21:12,379 --> 01:21:13,817
See, it went smoothly.

1035
01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:15,400
Go ahead.

1036
01:21:15,751 --> 01:21:18,398
- Why send it back?
- It can't stay here.

1037
01:21:18,423 --> 01:21:21,853
-How do we get out?
-Aw! You'll see, come on.

1038
01:21:37,214 --> 01:21:39,211
Hey boss, look.

1039
01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:03,607
M. Tricatel?
- Yes!

1040
01:22:03,802 --> 01:22:05,808
- Excuse my interruption.
- Yes.

1041
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:08,368
Plant Security Services
just called.

1042
01:22:08,393 --> 01:22:10,386
Plant gone up in flames?
- No.

1043
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:13,464
They report two men managed
to infiltrate the plant.

1044
01:22:13,534 --> 01:22:15,235
Never!
Notify the police!

1045
01:22:15,290 --> 01:22:18,888
According to the report 
it's Duchemin and his son.

1046
01:22:20,611 --> 01:22:23,238
Duchemin is in my
factory, right now?

1047
01:22:23,309 --> 01:22:24,461
Exactly.

1048
01:22:25,423 --> 01:22:27,891
Shall I inform the police?
- No, you fool.

1049
01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:30,727
They can't leave that factory,
at any cost!

1050
01:22:30,766 --> 01:22:32,157
You mean..?

1051
01:22:32,290 --> 01:22:35,265
We can stuff a few
extra cans, no?

1052
01:22:36,247 --> 01:22:37,742
Go on.

1053
01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:29,927
-Voila.
-Oh!

1054
01:23:30,093 --> 01:23:32,014
Try another?
-Go.

1055
01:24:00,407 --> 01:24:03,355
They've started production
unit number 3.

1056
01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:08,617
Oh! Look !

1057
01:24:13,593 --> 01:24:14,898
Pull.

1058
01:24:17,564 --> 01:24:19,517
Come on, come on.

1059
01:24:35,684 --> 01:24:38,101
- What's that?
- My alarm watch.

1060
01:24:38,179 --> 01:24:40,575
-Why's it ringing?
-Time for my shot.

1061
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:41,958
Shall I?
-No!

1062
01:24:42,152 --> 01:24:44,269
It's for your health.
Ah, no!

1063
01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:51,585
Oh, my watch!
- What about it?

1064
01:24:51,683 --> 01:24:53,677
- Get it.
-No, come on.

1065
01:24:54,372 --> 01:24:56,794
Why send me after it?

1066
01:25:26,344 --> 01:25:27,677
Gérard !

1067
01:25:28,076 --> 01:25:29,474
Gérard !

1068
01:25:29,825 --> 01:25:32,099
Gérard, speak to me.

1069
01:25:52,934 --> 01:25:54,262
Not cold...

1070
01:25:54,552 --> 01:25:57,154
Not too cold, this time of year!

1071
01:26:02,954 --> 01:26:05,074
They're in the laboratory.

1072
01:26:20,528 --> 01:26:22,569
Cubic chickens and eggs!

1073
01:26:22,610 --> 01:26:25,677
Cubic eggs are
easier to crate.

1074
01:26:26,069 --> 01:26:27,780
And featherless chickens!

1075
01:26:27,843 --> 01:26:30,185
Pre-plucked to save
time and labor.

1076
01:26:32,127 --> 01:26:33,606
Taste.

1077
01:26:38,770 --> 01:26:40,392
Is that petroleum?

1078
01:26:40,474 --> 01:26:42,294
Exactly what it is. Exactly.

1079
01:26:42,366 --> 01:26:44,122
Now watch.

1080
01:26:59,189 --> 01:27:01,490
And voila, it's meat!

1081
01:27:03,142 --> 01:27:04,329
-Taste.
-Ah, no!

1082
01:27:04,487 --> 01:27:06,057
-Taste!
-Ah, no!

1083
01:27:16,362 --> 01:27:18,586
Slowly... don't catch them.

1084
01:27:19,023 --> 01:27:21,456
Herd them towards the freezer.

1085
01:27:35,351 --> 01:27:36,564
Stay out there.

1086
01:27:36,633 --> 01:27:39,190
They only have one
other way out.

1087
01:27:51,658 --> 01:27:53,565
We can get down there.

1088
01:27:59,389 --> 01:28:00,725
They'r coming!

1089
01:28:00,819 --> 01:28:02,882
No, no, NO!

1090
01:28:04,468 --> 01:28:05,866
-It's a trap.
-Really?

1091
01:28:05,952 --> 01:28:07,880
It's a trap. Give me your tie.

1092
01:28:11,107 --> 01:28:12,319
Easy. Ok.

1093
01:28:14,437 --> 01:28:15,667
That's it.

1094
01:28:45,009 --> 01:28:47,200
It's done.
You can go now.

1095
01:29:17,055 --> 01:29:18,590
It's locked !

1096
01:29:18,747 --> 01:29:20,543
Hang on! This way.

1097
01:29:34,226 --> 01:29:37,460
You think they'll open the gate
'cause you're so charming?

1098
01:29:37,514 --> 01:29:40,131
No, I think they'll do
anything to stop us.

1099
01:29:40,210 --> 01:29:41,224
So?

1100
01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:43,740
Who says we have to
use the gate?

1101
01:29:51,893 --> 01:29:53,088
It worked.

1102
01:29:58,588 --> 01:29:59,971
The police.

1103
01:30:02,266 --> 01:30:05,806
They're coming straight at us.
-They think I'll chicken out.

1104
01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:30,418
Good evening, sports fans.

1105
01:30:30,622 --> 01:30:31,973
I say 'sports fans', because,

1106
01:30:32,020 --> 01:30:34,302
while tonight's show
may not be organised

1107
01:30:34,349 --> 01:30:36,458
by any athletic federation...

1108
01:30:36,521 --> 01:30:40,029
you can and should expect
a lot of great sport tonight.

1109
01:30:40,638 --> 01:30:43,248
So this evening, no holds are barred.

1110
01:30:44,873 --> 01:30:48,100
We made an extra 150 cans
at the factory tonight, sir.

1111
01:30:48,269 --> 01:30:49,277
Perfect.

1112
01:30:49,357 --> 01:30:50,954
M. Tricatel, you're on.

1113
01:30:52,494 --> 01:30:54,440
On the left of your screen,

1114
01:30:54,465 --> 01:30:57,204
the emperor of
industrial cuisine...

1115
01:30:57,305 --> 01:31:00,363
the Napoleon of take-out...

1116
01:31:00,505 --> 01:31:01,984
Tricatel !

1117
01:31:06,867 --> 01:31:09,271
Thank you, thank you.

1118
01:31:09,564 --> 01:31:12,479
On your right, you'll
see in a few seconds,

1119
01:31:12,504 --> 01:31:15,617
the publisher of the guide
bearing his name...

1120
01:31:15,664 --> 01:31:18,439
famous author and
redoutable critic...

1121
01:31:18,494 --> 01:31:19,895
Charles Duchemin!

1122
01:31:19,927 --> 01:31:23,247
Faster, we're late!
- No, papa!

1123
01:31:26,928 --> 01:31:31,426
A little setback. M. Duchemin
hasn't arrived yet.

1124
01:31:31,639 --> 01:31:34,178
This cop-out doesn't
really surprise me.

1125
01:31:34,248 --> 01:31:36,137
And why is that, M. Tricatel?

1126
01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:38,519
He's afraid of me.

1127
01:31:39,449 --> 01:31:43,416
Because this man who
distributes stars

1128
01:31:44,009 --> 01:31:45,650
and takes them away...

1129
01:31:45,837 --> 01:31:49,079
a man who judges and condemns...

1130
01:31:49,665 --> 01:31:54,086
a man who pretends to
represent all of French cuisine...

1131
01:31:54,177 --> 01:31:58,450
this man, and I know this
from impeccable sources,...

1132
01:31:59,124 --> 01:32:02,372
this man is incapable telling
the difference between

1133
01:32:02,445 --> 01:32:05,577
a sole meuniere and a
Potée auvergnate (stew)

1134
01:32:06,864 --> 01:32:10,543
Between a great Bordeaux
and a little cider.

1135
01:32:12,029 --> 01:32:15,957
We prepared everything on that
table to put him to the test.

1136
01:32:16,967 --> 01:32:18,683
If he shows up.

1137
01:32:19,785 --> 01:32:24,510
Duchemin will not come,
because he no longer exists.

1138
01:32:26,073 --> 01:32:28,361
What he represents,
doesn't exist.

1139
01:32:28,424 --> 01:32:30,180
Complicated cuisine.

1140
01:32:30,610 --> 01:32:33,789
For the privileged few,
even more complicated.

1141
01:32:33,938 --> 01:32:37,483
I... feed millions of people!

1142
01:32:37,717 --> 01:32:39,639
And tomorrow...

1143
01:32:39,741 --> 01:32:43,149
perhaps I'll feed
the entire world.

1144
01:32:44,121 --> 01:32:45,739
Simply.

1145
01:32:46,246 --> 01:32:48,919
Naturally.

1146
01:32:49,498 --> 01:32:54,301
And the likes of Duchemin
will not prove me wrong.

1147
01:33:00,629 --> 01:33:03,954
Well, M. Tricatel,
you were wrong.

1148
01:33:04,977 --> 01:33:07,952
I announce the arrival
of Charles Duchemin.

1149
01:33:08,050 --> 01:33:09,319
Music!

1150
01:33:14,239 --> 01:33:17,639
I don't see him.
Is that Duchemin?

1151
01:33:18,090 --> 01:33:20,571
It's shameful.
An impostor.

1152
01:33:20,645 --> 01:33:22,208
That isn't Duchemin!

1153
01:33:22,279 --> 01:33:23,690
Please, M. Tricatel,

1154
01:33:23,744 --> 01:33:26,428
all France is watching.
A little dignity.

1155
01:33:26,497 --> 01:33:29,268
Dignity my ass. I want
the real Duchemin.

1156
01:33:29,401 --> 01:33:31,011
You're not M. Duchemin?

1157
01:33:31,097 --> 01:33:34,237
I'm Gérard Duchemin,
Director of the Duchemin Guide.

1158
01:33:34,292 --> 01:33:37,595
The Director of the Duchemin Guide
is 'Charles' Duchemin.

1159
01:33:37,650 --> 01:33:38,742
He was...

1160
01:33:38,831 --> 01:33:42,297
He retired today and
I, his son, am replacing him.

1161
01:33:42,421 --> 01:33:44,843
Retired today?
-Voila, exactly.

1162
01:33:45,008 --> 01:33:47,494
Who can prove it?
- Me!

1163
01:33:48,075 --> 01:33:51,450
That's him, Charles Duchemin!
He has to pass the tests!

1164
01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:53,706
I'm retired.
- Oh sure, today!

1165
01:33:53,785 --> 01:33:56,269
Exactly. Address my son,
you murderer!

1166
01:33:56,347 --> 01:33:58,316
- What?!
-Poisoner!

1167
01:33:59,613 --> 01:34:03,333
Please, a little order.
M. Tricatel back to your seat.

1168
01:34:03,527 --> 01:34:06,847
And you, sir, since
your son replaced you,

1169
01:34:06,925 --> 01:34:09,050
would you kindly leave the stage.

1170
01:34:09,132 --> 01:34:11,480
Absolutely, I'll disappear.

1171
01:34:13,213 --> 01:34:17,286
-Don't worry, you'll do it.
-I don't have your palate or your nose

1172
01:34:17,333 --> 01:34:19,611
All I know, my father
transmitted to me.

1173
01:34:19,636 --> 01:34:22,335
He got it from his father, etc...
going way back.

1174
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:23,951
You can't just drop the ball !

1175
01:34:24,085 --> 01:34:26,193
Alright, I'll try.

1176
01:34:39,721 --> 01:34:42,789
Beef shank from Argentina,
3 years old.

1177
01:34:42,999 --> 01:34:44,307
Exact.

1178
01:34:55,656 --> 01:34:57,623
Turbot in wine.

1179
01:34:58,278 --> 01:34:59,920
A bit overcooked.

1180
01:35:00,183 --> 01:35:01,787
Exact.

1181
01:35:17,114 --> 01:35:20,336
Right... supposedly a
southern of French wine...

1182
01:35:20,485 --> 01:35:24,374
actually composed of
a third Italian wine, a third Greek wine...

1183
01:35:24,430 --> 01:35:27,413
and the rest; colorants and
other chemical products.

1184
01:35:27,507 --> 01:35:31,122
Which M. Tricatel sells abundantly,
to his large clientele.

1185
01:35:31,185 --> 01:35:32,985
Careful, it stains!

1186
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:34,734
Exact.

1187
01:35:38,467 --> 01:35:41,621
Excuse me, M. Duchemin,
I'd like to show you something.

1188
01:35:41,650 --> 01:35:42,785
-Me?
-Yes.

1189
01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:45,810
Look.

1190
01:35:45,896 --> 01:35:48,271
There... it might interest you.

1191
01:35:48,490 --> 01:35:52,152
I recorded it before the show
by chance as a camera check.

1192
01:35:52,568 --> 01:35:55,593
<i>-...infiltrated the plant.
- Never, turn them over to the police.</i>

1193
01:35:55,821 --> 01:35:58,935
<i>The report says it's
Duchemin and his son.</i>

1194
01:36:01,163 --> 01:36:03,701
<i>Duchemin is in my
factory, right now?</i>

1195
01:36:31,853 --> 01:36:35,021
M. Duchemin, I think
your son's in trouble.

1196
01:36:43,674 --> 01:36:46,439
Ah, no!
He's not allowed !

1197
01:36:47,023 --> 01:36:49,126
It's not allowed !

1198
01:36:55,307 --> 01:36:57,267
Lovely vermillion skirt.

1199
01:36:57,486 --> 01:36:59,291
A touch of purple.

1200
01:36:59,453 --> 01:37:00,775
Good shine.

1201
01:37:00,850 --> 01:37:02,372
It's a Bordeau.

1202
01:37:02,513 --> 01:37:04,115
A Grand Bordeau.

1203
01:37:05,958 --> 01:37:08,815
A bit of noble rot
in suspension.

1204
01:37:10,018 --> 01:37:12,638
Impurities settle slowly.

1205
01:37:12,810 --> 01:37:14,992
This wine is 23 years old.

1206
01:37:15,304 --> 01:37:18,161
It's a '53, a great year.

1207
01:37:19,325 --> 01:37:21,339
Wine is the soil.

1208
01:37:22,166 --> 01:37:25,004
This one is slightly gravelly.

1209
01:37:25,964 --> 01:37:27,484
It's a Médoc.

1210
01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:30,931
Wine is also the sunlight.

1211
01:37:31,704 --> 01:37:35,372
This wine benefited from a
lovely south-western exposure

1212
01:37:35,419 --> 01:37:37,170
at the right slope.

1213
01:37:38,325 --> 01:37:39,988
It's a...

1214
01:37:40,059 --> 01:37:41,837
Saint-Julien...

1215
01:37:42,307 --> 01:37:46,574
Château Léoville Las Cases, 1953.

1216
01:37:47,043 --> 01:37:48,596
Exact.

1217
01:37:55,294 --> 01:37:58,216
Your turn, M. Tricatel.
Try and pass the test.

1218
01:37:58,279 --> 01:38:00,427
Out of the question.
I'm not a critic!

1219
01:38:00,490 --> 01:38:02,707
But you feed others.
It's even more serious.

1220
01:38:02,732 --> 01:38:04,676
Don't you know
what you feed them?

1221
01:38:04,724 --> 01:38:09,223
Does M. Tricatel eat at restaurants
to which I've given 3 stars?

1222
01:38:10,972 --> 01:38:14,557
Ah, M. Tricatel,
do your part.

1223
01:38:30,528 --> 01:38:32,075
Oho, mm...

1224
01:38:33,246 --> 01:38:35,332
Mm! Eat this.

1225
01:38:36,183 --> 01:38:37,661
Disgusting, eh?

1226
01:38:39,146 --> 01:38:42,130
Let's move on to the grilled fish.

1227
01:38:45,302 --> 01:38:46,919
So, if I may,

1228
01:38:47,068 --> 01:38:51,333
now I'd like to ask you to formulate
a judgement on these products.

1229
01:38:51,388 --> 01:38:52,972
It's vile!

1230
01:38:53,255 --> 01:38:54,990
Absolutely, unspeakable!

1231
01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:56,786
They tried to poison me!

1232
01:38:57,021 --> 01:38:58,332
That's not food.

1233
01:38:58,357 --> 01:39:00,231
Exactly! It's one your products

1234
01:39:00,256 --> 01:39:02,769
and millions of people
eat it every day.

1235
01:39:02,794 --> 01:39:05,051
Impossible! 
Absolutely impossible.

1236
01:39:05,207 --> 01:39:07,839
We got it at your factory an hour ago.
- That's false!

1237
01:39:07,917 --> 01:39:09,794
It's true! And you know it.

1238
01:39:09,865 --> 01:39:11,304
Know? Wha...?

1239
01:39:11,654 --> 01:39:13,918
M. Bouvard, could you have them run

1240
01:39:13,944 --> 01:39:17,154
the sequence recorded before
the program started. -

1241
01:39:17,338 --> 01:39:19,082
- Run it.
-Thank you

1242
01:39:19,419 --> 01:39:20,740
<i>M. Tricatel. 
-Yes.</i>

1243
01:39:20,810 --> 01:39:23,903
<i>They report two men managed
to infiltrate the plant.</i>

1244
01:39:23,966 --> 01:39:25,737
<i>Never!
Notify the police!</i>

1245
01:39:25,771 --> 01:39:29,193
<i>According to the report 
it's Duchemin and his son.</i>

1246
01:39:29,904 --> 01:39:32,607
<i>Duchemin is in my factory,
right now?</i>

1247
01:39:32,662 --> 01:39:33,802
<i>Exactly.</i>

1248
01:39:34,776 --> 01:39:37,183
<i>Shall I inform the police?
- No, you fool.</i>

1249
01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:39,972
<i>They can't leave that factory,
at any cost!</i>

1250
01:39:40,032 --> 01:39:41,236
<i>You mean..?
</i>

1251
01:39:41,281 --> 01:39:44,363
<i>We can stuff a few
extra cans, no?</i>

1252
01:40:01,684 --> 01:40:04,668
...trim few threads
and we're all done.

1253
01:40:05,558 --> 01:40:08,540
Hurry. I'll never be ready
if you keep talking.

1254
01:40:08,650 --> 01:40:11,753
M. Duchemin, without you.
How could I fit this?

1255
01:40:11,824 --> 01:40:15,441
-Well, go faster.
-I do what's humanly possible.

1256
01:40:15,912 --> 01:40:18,434
- Yes.
-Hello, papa.

1257
01:40:20,505 --> 01:40:21,911
How do I look?

1258
01:40:21,965 --> 01:40:23,466
Good. Great!

1259
01:40:23,567 --> 01:40:25,314
They didn't overlook you.

1260
01:40:25,418 --> 01:40:26,575
Magnificent!

1261
01:40:27,005 --> 01:40:30,144
Why are you leaving me?
- Papa, we talked about that.

1262
01:40:30,198 --> 01:40:31,536
Is it definite?

1263
01:40:31,605 --> 01:40:33,935
Yes, yes, yes and yes.

1264
01:40:34,056 --> 01:40:37,080
You don't wish, one day,
to wear a suit like this?

1265
01:40:37,126 --> 01:40:39,881
Ah, no, thanks.
I have my own.

1266
01:40:40,337 --> 01:40:43,700
It's better than your clown suit!
- Yeah, but not by much.

1267
01:40:43,756 --> 01:40:46,741
Is that your farewell gift?
- No, it's for Marguerite.

1268
01:40:46,772 --> 01:40:50,819
She'll be overjoyed. Marguerite!
My son has a giftt for you.

1269
01:40:54,581 --> 01:40:56,198
You know, Gérard...

1270
01:40:56,274 --> 01:40:59,284
I knew you hadn't forgotten me.

1271
01:41:04,937 --> 01:41:07,078
Ah, I hired the other Marguerite

1272
01:41:07,133 --> 01:41:09,711
and she's definitely
staying here

1273
01:41:10,438 --> 01:41:11,547
Ah!

1274
01:41:13,077 --> 01:41:15,756
I need help.
I hope you understand.

1275
01:41:16,390 --> 01:41:18,303
Yes, you're right, papa.

1276
01:41:19,171 --> 01:41:21,967
Is your decision still, so
irrevocable?

1277
01:41:23,346 --> 01:41:24,987
Eough!

1278
01:41:28,762 --> 01:41:31,151
Could I think about it a bit?

1279
01:41:31,261 --> 01:41:32,963
All the time you want.

1280
01:41:33,072 --> 01:41:36,283
However you, get moving!
Snap to it!

1281
01:41:36,526 --> 01:41:40,032
I hope this luncheon
will honor...

1282
01:41:40,297 --> 01:41:42,930
the one we welcome today...

1283
01:41:43,210 --> 01:41:47,200
that worthy defender
of French gastronomy.

1284
01:41:48,061 --> 01:41:50,236
That talented writer

1285
01:41:50,261 --> 01:41:53,048
who sings, in our own language,

1286
01:41:53,227 --> 01:41:55,868
the praises of our
national cuisine.

1287
01:41:56,047 --> 01:41:57,844
Charles Duchemin...

1288
01:41:58,226 --> 01:41:59,742
to whom I say...

1289
01:41:59,803 --> 01:42:02,021
according to sacred rite:

1290
01:42:02,186 --> 01:42:05,438
"Bon appétit, Monsieur l'Academicien."

1291
01:42:10,791 --> 01:42:12,250
Thank you.

1292
01:42:15,405 --> 01:42:20,419
Chausson of Truffles in the Imperial,
to recipe by Charles Duchemin.