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So this year, none of the stores
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will have strolling Easter Bunnies,
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because last year
they kept getting jumped
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by gangs of teenagers.
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You all saw the YouTube videos.
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Oh, yeah.
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- So much anger.
- Hilarious.
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Spring frozen yogurt flavors, check.
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New daily email, check.
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No bunny characters, check.
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Glenn, you had an announcement.
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Yeah.
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Thank you, Amy.
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Uh, I just wanted to remind you all
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that I'm acting my church's
Passion play tonight.
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It's just a little part,
Villager Number Four.
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I'm trying to do things
that are kind of
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outside my comfort zone.
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Like, last week I tried hummus,
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and, I'm sorry, I'm not a fan.
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- Oh, do you think that I'm...
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Or that hummus is...
Thank you for trying it.
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Okay, anyway,
I need to get a head count
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so I know who's coming.
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All right... oh, no,
could you keep your hands up
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until I get you all?
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So...
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Anyone?
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Cheyenne, you...
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Oh, um, well,
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I have another Passion play,
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but I'll try to swing by.
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Garrett.
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Uh, same.
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I mean, there's just...
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you know, this time of year,
there's so many.
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I'm free tonight.
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I was actually looking
for something to do.
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But that sounds truly awful, so no.
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Okay, so no one. All right, well...
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I guess I could go.
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Oh, well, only if you want to.
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I mean, don't do it just for me,
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'cause, you know, it is a big church.
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I probably won't even
know that you're there.
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- I can go after the other one.
- I'm good.
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Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers.
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Easter is upon us.
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So treat your kids
to a Cloud 9 Easter basket,
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full of candy, toys and HDMI cables,
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because we had an overstock.
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Happy Easter.
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Behold, he is...
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a-aroused?
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A raisin?
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Risen. He is risen.
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Risen. God, brain fart.
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This is hard.
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Acting is hard.
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Blake Lively always says that.
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Well, he's right.
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- It's a lot of pressure.
- Just relax.
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- It's supposed to be fun.
- Yeah.
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Speaking of the play.
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Hello, Deacon. Yeah.
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Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Thank you for calling. Bye.
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Bad news?
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Yeah, Scott Bankroft broke his leg.
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And now I'm playing the role of Judas.
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- Judas Iscariot!
- Yeah, we know who Judas is.
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Son of Cyborea and Simon Iscariot.
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That I did not know.
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No, Denise, I did not steal
your "Roswell" DVDs,
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and even if I did,
you have no appreciation
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for New Mexican culture.
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What the hell?
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I'll call you back.
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No, I won't.
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Amy!
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Amy! Amy Sosa!
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I don't like yelling, Dina.
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Then come over here!
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I thought you said we weren't having
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- an Easter Bunny this year.
- We're not.
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Well, then why is this guy walking...
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Huh. He must have gone into
a different part of the store.
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Hold on, I'll find him.
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Wait, hold on.
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We have cameras in the break room?
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Yeah, yeah, it's hidden in
the smoke alarm in the corner.
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Is that legal?
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Uh, it's in a gray area.
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Wait, what is he... what is he doing?
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Is that...
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Is that supposed to be me?
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Do you want to hear
what they're saying?
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You have audio? Is that legal?
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Do you want to hear
what they're saying?
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Check. Go on for too long, check.
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Oh, bring in stale donuts,
checkity-check.
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Nailed it.
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No, I have never said "checkity-check."
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She doesn't even realize
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she's making the check mark backwards.
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No, it's the right way
from my point of view, Carol.
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I'm not an aerobics instructor.
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Oh, honey, I don't think anyone
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thinks you're an aerobics instructor.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Oh, my God, this is a huge part.
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This is too much pressure.
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Well, at least they're
letting you hold the script
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during the play,
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and you're really good
at holding things.
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Yeah, but I don't know how
to play a villain.
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I'm a nice guy.
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Even so, I mean, there must be sometime
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in your life where
you did something bad
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that you could tap into.
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Once I was bringing Dippin' Dots home
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for me and Jerusha,
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and I told her that
a homeless man had eaten hers,
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but really I ate both of them.
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That's the worst thing
you've ever done?
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And I guess there was this other time
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when my friend Wesley in Sunday School
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told me that he was gay,
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and I promised that
I wouldn't say anything,
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but as soon as he left the room,
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I ran and I told Deacon Jeremy,
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and then he had to spend
the rest of the year
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in a special camp.
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- Oh, dude, that's messed.
- Yeah, use that.
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Excuse me.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, Sandra, did you see
a large Easter Bunny
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- walk past just now?
- What did he look like?
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A man-sized rabbit, Sandra.
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Two large ears, cottontail,
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capable of walking on his hind feet
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while using his front feet like hands.
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Why do I need to describe this to you?
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No, I didn't, but did see a zucchini
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that looked a lot like a cucumber,
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and I thought, whoa, that
could really mess up dinner.
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How is that helpful to me?
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Look, we have to find this bunny.
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Is it that big a deal
what someone dressed up
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as an Easter Bunny on Easter?
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It could be a serial killer, Sandra.
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Or a terrorist. Or a spy.
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So if you see him, call me
on the walkie immediately.
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Code Cottontail.
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You got it.
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What if I see another zucumber?
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That's what I call a zucchini
that looks like a cucumber.
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I'd like to meet your mother
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and shove you back up inside of her.
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Yeah.
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Hey, so I couldn't find the movie "Hop"
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to put on the TV in Electronics,
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so I just put in "Fatal Attraction,"
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'cause it has a bunny.
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Okay, well, that's taken care of.
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Check.
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Don't always have to do
that check thing.
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It's kinda stupid.
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What? No, I love it.
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Do you?
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Yeah, you know, it's fun, it's cool,
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it's very you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, bye.
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He coulda just been like,
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"Amy, those little air check
things you do are stupid."
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But instead,
he mocks me behind my back.
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Are you allowed to videotape
people without their knowledge?
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It's a gray area.
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And then to my face he was all like,
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"I love it." Like totally lies.
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And I just wanted to be like,
"I heard you, you dick."
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Also, if that's not
a functioning smoke alarm,
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- what happens if there's a fire?
- Will you focus?
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It's just not really a big deal.
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You're the boss now.
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Of course people talk
about you behind your back.
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- Well...
- What?
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- Like what?
- Hmm?
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Who talks about me?
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What do they say?
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Nothing. It's an expression.
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"Of course people talk
about you behind your back"
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is an expression?
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It's just... forget it. It's nothing.
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No, no, I'm not mad about it.
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I'm curious, I think it
would be good for me to know.
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I could work on it.
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I mean, eh, if I racked my brain,
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I guess maybe I heard once
somebody say something like,
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uh, "I wish she would say
thank you more," you know?
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- I say thank you all the time.
- I know.
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I'm, like, always saying
thank you, like, too much.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- Who said it?
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Nobody.
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Nobody? Somebody said it.
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You know what, I misspoke.
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Uh, what I meant to say is
whenever you leave a room,
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we all just sit in respectful silence.
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Thank you for bringing this
to my attention.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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they just make fun of me
openly to my face.
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30 pieces of silver. It is done.
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30 pieces of silver.
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30 pieces of silver.
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Okay, you know what, let's
just forget the lines, okay?
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Forget the lines. Who is Judas?
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He's the disciple that betrayed Jesus.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody knows that.
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But who is he?
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Let's do a little role play, okay?
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- You be Judas.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And I'll be Judas's friend.
- Oh, uh, Peter.
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Great, I'll be Peter. You're Judas.
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It's not Easter.
We're not talking Jesus.
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- Yeah.
- We're just two dudes
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hanging out in Jerusalem cutting it up.
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Okay, oh, um...
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Oh, uh, hey, Peter.
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Do you want to go down to
the spice market in Bethlehem?
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Whoa, Judas, why is
your penis hanging out?
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Wha... no, it's not.
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You have to say
yes and go along with it.
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Oh, oh, uh, okay.
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Uh, I just wanted you to see it.
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Judas, we've talked about this,
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and I know Brad has pulled
you aside and told you to stop.
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It's not cool, it's not funny,
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and it's starting to make
people uncomfortable.
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Oh, okay.
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- Well, then I'll put it away.
- Thank you.
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Now, can I interest you
in some figs or some dates?
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Judas, why is your penis out again?
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Well, I thought I put it away.
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Well, obviously you didn't.
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'Cause there it is right in my face.
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
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Now get out of my hovel!
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Oh, okay.
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I'll get on my donkey and ride.
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That's not a donkey. That's a rock.
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But I said it was a donkey.
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You're wrong. It's a rock.
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It's like 1980 called and they said,
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"Shoulder pad, party of two."
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Bad blazers, got it.
261
00:09:28,585 --> 00:09:30,285
You have got to stop watching this.
262
00:09:30,287 --> 00:09:31,786
You're gonna drive yourself crazy.
263
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,787
No, no, no, it's good.
264
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,190
I've actually learned
quite a bit about myself,
265
00:09:35,192 --> 00:09:37,893
aside from the complete
lack of fashion sense,
266
00:09:37,895 --> 00:09:39,794
I don't make enough eye contact,
267
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,630
my voice can be shrill,
268
00:09:41,632 --> 00:09:44,052
my walking stride is too long,
269
00:09:44,053 --> 00:09:47,235
and when I talk, I move
my hands more than an Italian.
270
00:09:47,237 --> 00:09:48,937
This can't be legal.
271
00:09:48,939 --> 00:09:50,205
It's a gray area.
272
00:09:50,207 --> 00:09:53,074
You know "gray area" doesn't
just mean totally fine, right?
273
00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:54,409
It's not like running a yellow light.
274
00:09:54,411 --> 00:09:56,077
You would think that
with everything going on
275
00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:57,145
in the world, there were
more important things
276
00:09:57,147 --> 00:09:59,114
- to talk about than my...
- Wait, wait, shh, shh.
277
00:09:59,116 --> 00:10:00,982
Actually, I think
Jonah's shirt is pretty cool.
278
00:10:00,984 --> 00:10:02,884
It's a big swing, but works for him.
279
00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:03,258
Huh.
280
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,788
It's just Garrett just never
really compliments me.
281
00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:10,258
It's nice. Doesn't matter.
282
00:10:10,594 --> 00:10:11,972
Nope, it doesn't matter.
283
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:17,335
Crazy thing is this isn't
even one of my premium shirts.
284
00:10:18,254 --> 00:10:19,813
Attention, Cloud 9 customers.
285
00:10:19,814 --> 00:10:22,990
Please be on the lookout for
a six-foot-tall Easter Bunny.
286
00:10:22,992 --> 00:10:25,626
White fur, cottontail, plaid bowtie.
287
00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:26,661
He's been spotted in the vicinity.
288
00:10:26,663 --> 00:10:28,729
Ooh, did you hear that?
The Easter Bunny's here.
289
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:30,467
- Let's meet him.
- No. No, no, no.
290
00:10:30,468 --> 00:10:31,544
Absolutely not.
291
00:10:31,545 --> 00:10:33,672
This bunny should be
considered dangerous,
292
00:10:33,673 --> 00:10:35,762
possibly armed, likely a pedophile.
293
00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:38,843
Also if anyone would like
to offer their child as bait,
294
00:10:38,844 --> 00:10:39,938
please let me know.
295
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,721
I have a doll I use,
but obviously there's
296
00:10:41,722 --> 00:10:43,290
no substitute for the real thing.
297
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,653
As of now, I don't know
the bunny's preferences,
298
00:10:45,782 --> 00:10:47,275
so I'll take a blonde and a brunette.
299
00:10:47,276 --> 00:10:49,029
No redheads, obviously.
300
00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:50,316
They're gross.
301
00:10:58,895 --> 00:10:59,609
This, uh...
302
00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:02,545
This shirt comes in two colors.
303
00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:05,294
Think I might have picked
the wrong one, you know?
304
00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,783
What do you think? It's a little loud.
305
00:11:06,784 --> 00:11:08,464
- Don't you think?
- I don't know.
306
00:11:10,192 --> 00:11:11,977
Maybe... maybe I should
just get rid of it.
307
00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:14,122
Just give it away, 'cause it's like...
308
00:11:14,184 --> 00:11:17,251
it's like, is this really a good shirt?
309
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:20,676
What would you think about me
just getting rid of this shirt?
310
00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:21,693
Do what you want.
311
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:22,709
Huh.
312
00:11:23,305 --> 00:11:24,938
Okay, okay.
313
00:11:25,221 --> 00:11:27,021
So if I never wore this shirt again,
314
00:11:27,023 --> 00:11:27,889
that would be cool with you?
315
00:11:27,891 --> 00:11:29,412
I don't know what you're asking me.
316
00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:31,450
Nothing. I'm not asking anything.
317
00:11:31,451 --> 00:11:32,455
I was just saying,
318
00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:35,234
I think I might get rid of this shirt.
319
00:11:35,235 --> 00:11:36,072
Okay.
320
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,912
It's just that we have
to finish these baskets
321
00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:39,328
- or we can't go home.
- Yeah, yeah, great.
322
00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:40,881
No, that's what I'm doing. Great, yeah.
323
00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:42,236
Let's... let's finish these baskets.
324
00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:43,571
Let's go, let's go.
325
00:11:56,311 --> 00:11:57,916
Hey, guys,
how's it going over here?
326
00:11:59,122 --> 00:12:01,756
Good. Are you sick?
327
00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:05,259
No, no,
but thank you for asking.
328
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:08,986
The, uh, Easter decorations
all look really great.
329
00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:12,093
I particularly like the end cap
330
00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,451
over yonder.
331
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,600
Well, you all did a great job.
332
00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:19,236
Cheyenne, thank you.
333
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,818
Mateo, thank you.
334
00:12:21,987 --> 00:12:23,826
Sayid, thank you.
335
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,262
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
336
00:12:25,263 --> 00:12:25,938
Thank you.
337
00:12:27,526 --> 00:12:29,135
- Thank you.
- No, no, no, thank you.
338
00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:30,365
Thank you.
339
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:38,677
I think she [bleep] her pants.
340
00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:41,324
Ohh.
341
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,326
Hello, Jesus.
342
00:12:43,995 --> 00:12:45,099
Oh, Jesus.
343
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,130
Hey, Jesus.
344
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:49,165
Jesus of Nazareth.
345
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,451
Papers please.
346
00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:52,137
I said, are you looking at me?
347
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,904
'Cause you... oh.
348
00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:56,334
Calm down, Glenn. Calm down.
349
00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:08,273
So she's all, "No, the nice girl"
350
00:13:08,274 --> 00:13:09,474
from the Bradley Cooper movie,"
351
00:13:09,475 --> 00:13:11,321
and I'm like, "That is Lady Gaga."
352
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,023
Your grandma's
such a basic bitch.
353
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:16,559
Hey, have you guys noticed
Amy's acting weird today?
354
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,248
Totally. What's with the voice?
355
00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:19,724
She's all, "Thank you, Mateo."
356
00:13:19,725 --> 00:13:22,052
I mean, it's totally working,
but also super random.
357
00:13:22,053 --> 00:13:23,571
What is she eating, cigars?
358
00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:27,723
I had the craziest customer
come up to me this morning.
359
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,575
Also, what's with
the weirdly intimate stares?
360
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,964
Did I tell you about
the time she high-fived me
361
00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:34,670
and interlocked fingers?
362
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,400
I felt so violated.
363
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:37,693
Oh, but have you guys noticed
364
00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:39,695
how well she's been running
things around here?
365
00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:41,584
Like, we all knew she was
gonna be good at the job,
366
00:13:41,585 --> 00:13:43,381
but it's been crazy.
367
00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:46,487
Why do you keep looking
at the smoke alarm?
368
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:48,547
I'm not.
369
00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:50,757
She's not running things that well.
370
00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:51,687
Oh, you know what I realized?
371
00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:53,717
We never had a moment of silence
372
00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:56,151
for the guy who created SpongeBob.
373
00:13:56,153 --> 00:13:57,606
So do you want to do that now?
374
00:13:57,607 --> 00:13:59,740
Guys, he obviously doesn't want us
375
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,374
talking about his girlfriend
in front of him.
376
00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:02,949
Since when? Last week he was saying
377
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:06,200
how when she goes for a run,
she looks like Frankenstein.
378
00:14:07,749 --> 00:14:08,949
What? No.
379
00:14:08,951 --> 00:14:10,217
That wasn't me.
380
00:14:10,219 --> 00:14:11,503
I don't even know
who you're thinking of.
381
00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:13,220
Yeah, you were all like,
382
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:16,890
"Me Amy. Me prep for 5K."
383
00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:19,292
That does not even sound like me.
384
00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:21,461
"Running hard, water bad."
385
00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:23,630
"Me get shin splints. Ohhh!"
386
00:14:23,632 --> 00:14:25,432
Can everybody just shut the [bleep] up
387
00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:26,800
so we can enjoy our break?
388
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,549
Thank you.
389
00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:43,185
Ugh, Amy's making me stay
after to do back stock.
390
00:14:43,306 --> 00:14:45,172
She's, like, super grumpy today.
391
00:14:45,174 --> 00:14:47,007
She's a real grumplestiltskin.
392
00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:48,309
Did I use that right?
393
00:14:48,311 --> 00:14:49,343
- Mm-hmm.
- You did, yeah.
394
00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:51,545
What is up with her lately?
She's so uptight.
395
00:14:51,547 --> 00:14:53,994
Yeah, well, she's about
to chill the F out.
396
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,550
I had some ecstasy left over
from St. Patrick's Day,
397
00:14:56,552 --> 00:14:58,219
so I put some in her coffee.
398
00:14:58,221 --> 00:15:00,921
- Oh, no.
- What the hell?
399
00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:03,924
- She deserves it.
- Oh, good for you.
400
00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:05,192
You drugged me?
401
00:15:05,194 --> 00:15:07,277
What the hell is wrong with you?
402
00:15:08,164 --> 00:15:09,980
Oh, my God,
my heart is beating so fast.
403
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,541
Oh, how much did you give me?
404
00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,735
None, bitch. You caught.
405
00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:16,036
Yeah.
406
00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:21,157
Great job on these baskets, man.
407
00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:23,025
You really knocked
that one out of the park.
408
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,272
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, yeah, sure, you know.
409
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:28,564
Just, you know, throwing
out a compliment as one does.
410
00:15:28,566 --> 00:15:29,678
So mm-hmm.
411
00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:31,303
Cool shoes.
412
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:32,899
Thanks.
413
00:15:33,007 --> 00:15:35,504
Yeah, they're Jordan 11 Retro Concords.
414
00:15:35,506 --> 00:15:38,882
What? Those are so dope, son.
415
00:15:38,883 --> 00:15:39,886
I love them.
416
00:15:40,912 --> 00:15:42,912
Huh? What's... I'm sorry, I missed...
417
00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:45,481
- I missed that.
- I didn't say anything.
418
00:15:45,483 --> 00:15:47,895
Oh, I thought you said
something about me.
419
00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:48,619
I did not.
420
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,353
Ah, okay, well...
421
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,923
Mm, you smell nice. Is that, uh...
422
00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:55,654
Is that like a new... What is that?
423
00:15:58,729 --> 00:16:00,930
Where are you?
Where are you? Where are you?
424
00:16:00,932 --> 00:16:03,564
Ah, I'm gonna find you,
you stupid bunny.
425
00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:16,412
Hey, cutie.
426
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:17,546
Shh.
427
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:18,781
Carol might be around.
428
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,950
No, she's outside vaping.
429
00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:22,451
I told you we could spend
the day together
430
00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:23,286
without her knowing.
431
00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:24,642
Well, be careful.
432
00:16:24,643 --> 00:16:26,055
Dina's looking for you too.
433
00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:28,457
She thinks you're some kind
of sex bunny.
434
00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:30,799
Well, maybe I am.
435
00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:35,460
Let's go to the photo lab.
436
00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:40,690
Would you mind putting
the head back on?
437
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:43,002
It's kind of a fantasy.
438
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,369
Yes.
439
00:16:48,479 --> 00:16:50,220
I can't believe you were spying on us.
440
00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:51,291
That is so illegal.
441
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,282
No, actually it's not illegal.
442
00:16:53,284 --> 00:16:56,485
Eh, it's a gray area.
So perfectly fine.
443
00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:58,353
Are we sure this is the last one?
444
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:00,531
I don't know. Dina's the one
who put them everywhere.
445
00:17:00,532 --> 00:17:03,125
Yeah, Amy was just
the one sitting watching us
446
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:04,827
in the dark without our consent.
447
00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:06,662
No, all the lights were on.
448
00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:08,898
Maybe I should take down
all the smoke detectors,
449
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:09,932
you know, just to be safe.
450
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:12,268
Yes, that's definitely
the safest thing to do.
451
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:15,232
What other private areas
do you spy on us in?
452
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,839
Are there cameras in the bathroom?
453
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,496
Oh, my God, are you
watching us masturbate at work?
454
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,003
Uh... no.
455
00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:24,113
And you shouldn't be
masturbating at work.
456
00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:25,791
Then how do you know I'm doing it?
457
00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:27,484
I'm good, thanks.
458
00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:29,042
I'm not the bad guy here.
459
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:30,674
You're the ones who have
been sitting in here,
460
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,621
talking about me behind my back.
461
00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:33,489
If you have something to say,
462
00:17:33,491 --> 00:17:34,823
why don't you just say it to my face?
463
00:17:34,825 --> 00:17:35,858
Yeah, that goes for everyone.
464
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:39,461
If you have an opinion
about someone, tell them,
465
00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:41,130
bad or good.
466
00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:43,198
Who goes around saying
good things about people
467
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:43,966
behind their backs?
468
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:45,657
That's a really good question.
469
00:17:45,658 --> 00:17:47,169
Garrett, do you have
any thoughts about that?
470
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,270
No, not really.
471
00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:50,806
We were talking about you
because you're the boss.
472
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,714
Everyone complains about the boss.
473
00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:55,502
Wait, did you guys used
to say things about me
474
00:17:55,503 --> 00:17:56,783
when I was the boss?
475
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,047
No.
476
00:17:58,049 --> 00:18:00,352
It's just something
we started doing recently.
477
00:18:00,353 --> 00:18:02,184
Oh, okay. Good.
478
00:18:02,186 --> 00:18:03,819
So when we do need to masturbate,
479
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,154
where are we supposed to go?
480
00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:07,357
I don't know, maybe hold it?
481
00:18:07,358 --> 00:18:09,641
- You can go to your car.
- Loading dock.
482
00:18:09,642 --> 00:18:11,226
Milk aisle.
483
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:13,195
There's a nook in the
Garden Center that's good.
484
00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:14,173
Or hell.
485
00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:18,087
Oh, where are you?
Where are you? Where are you?
486
00:18:18,088 --> 00:18:19,338
Oh! Gotcha!
487
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:22,037
Sandra, Code Cottontail.
488
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,739
I repeat, Code Cottontail.
489
00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:25,074
- What was that?
- The rabbit.
490
00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:26,491
Turn around. He's right there.
491
00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:31,046
Uh... I don't see him.
492
00:18:31,182 --> 00:18:33,182
Are you serious? The large rabbit.
493
00:18:33,184 --> 00:18:34,885
It's right there, you could
reach out and touch him.
494
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,852
He's right there! The white guy!
495
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:40,522
I'm sorry, I don't know
what you see on the camera,
496
00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:43,492
but there's nothing here.
497
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,237
Ahh!
498
00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:55,282
Hey, Dina.
499
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,293
I was about to leave
for Glenn's show and...
500
00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,706
- Are you okay?
- Huh?
501
00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:02,260
Oh, uh, I, uh...
502
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,124
I don't know.
503
00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:06,017
I think I might be going crazy.
504
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,562
Do you think I could be going crazy?
505
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,311
No.
506
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:13,152
I mean, I guess it's possible.
507
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,587
You have been working
really hard lately.
508
00:19:16,038 --> 00:19:17,604
Plus, you went through the trauma
509
00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:19,227
of losing all your birds.
510
00:19:19,228 --> 00:19:20,793
You're seeing giant bunnies.
511
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,929
Yeah, actually,
512
00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:25,918
you might be going crazy.
513
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:28,038
I'm sorry.
514
00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:31,487
See you at Glenn's show.
515
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:51,371
So full HD is all
you're really gonna need.
516
00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:53,240
- You get into Ultra HD...
- Hey, man.
517
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,614
I know you like this shirt,
518
00:19:54,615 --> 00:19:55,709
and I think it's pretty messed up
519
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,338
that you won't say
nice things to my face.
520
00:19:57,339 --> 00:19:58,421
It's not hard.
521
00:19:58,422 --> 00:19:59,646
I think you're a good cook,
522
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,615
and you have a pretty
decent singing voice.
523
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,093
And I think it's sweet how you
call your grandma every day.
524
00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:05,981
There, see, was that so hard?
525
00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:11,713
It's fine, we're cool.
He's my best friend.
526
00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:14,006
- Desperate.
- Desperate.
527
00:20:14,229 --> 00:20:15,896
I feel so sorry for her.
528
00:20:16,545 --> 00:20:17,898
Hey, gang.
529
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,132
Hi, Amy.
530
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,667
We were just talking about the weather.
531
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:22,069
Oh, great.
532
00:20:22,071 --> 00:20:24,471
Look, um, you were all right.
533
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,458
I should not have been watching you,
534
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,874
and that was weird,
535
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:31,071
and I know everybody needs
to vent about the boss
536
00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:32,968
and that it isn't anything personal,
537
00:20:32,969 --> 00:20:35,482
so please accept my apology.
538
00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:38,585
Yeah, well, maybe we were
being a little catty.
539
00:20:38,587 --> 00:20:40,253
I mean, most of what we said was good.
540
00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:41,855
You just didn't hear that part.
541
00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:43,323
Mm-hmm, okay.
542
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,485
Well, let's just put it
behind us, you know?
543
00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,183
Case open and shut.
544
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,998
So if anyone's heading over
to Glenn's Passion play,
545
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,333
I can drive. I know how to get there.
546
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,369
I've been before.
547
00:20:55,371 --> 00:20:56,536
Oh.
548
00:20:56,538 --> 00:20:58,011
What was that?
549
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,224
What?
550
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,809
Oh, just looked like you two
were texting each other
551
00:21:02,811 --> 00:21:03,844
something funny.
552
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:04,878
Not each other.
553
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,510
I don't even have his number.
554
00:21:06,511 --> 00:21:07,814
- Oh.
- My mom texted me
555
00:21:07,816 --> 00:21:08,882
a funny bitmoji.
556
00:21:08,884 --> 00:21:10,108
It's her jumping out of a pumpkin.
557
00:21:10,109 --> 00:21:12,467
- For Easter?
- Mm-hmm.
558
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,935
That's how Filipinos celebrate Easter.
559
00:21:15,936 --> 00:21:17,469
Oh, that does sound funny. Can I see?
560
00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:18,737
Oh, I'd rather not.
561
00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:20,272
Oh, I just...
I'm just curious about it.
562
00:21:20,274 --> 00:21:21,062
It's embarrassing.
563
00:21:21,063 --> 00:21:22,329
No, well, why are you being
so weird about your phone?
564
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:23,489
I'm not being weird.
You're being weird.
565
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,131
- Mateo, just let me see it.
- No, stop, it's private. No!
566
00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:30,436
I told you to get a case.
567
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,526
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