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- Hey. Morning.
- Can you grab the milk?
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- Oh, my God. Is it another rat?
- No.
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It's food.
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Close it and open it again.
I don't believe it's real.
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Who did this?
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Not me... I've got four
dollars in my wallet
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and it's got to last me till next week.
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Well, it wasn't me
either and, by the way,
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you have two dollars in your wallet.
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Look, look. There's strawberry jam.
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With seeds.
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So you know it came
from real strawberries.
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- Morning.
- Adam, there's food in the house.
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I know, I bought it.
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I'm tired of coming home
at 2:00 a.m. after work
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and finding a box of baking
soda and a fuzzy lemon.
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Okay, this jam is mine, I called it.
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You know, I went crazy and bought
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- some bread to put that on.
- Bread?
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I want bread. I call that, too.
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- Adam, how much did you spend?
- Don't worry about it.
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We're doing really well at the bar
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and we deserve nice things.
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Nice things I get,
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but what's with the fancy-ass beans?
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They're not the grocery store brand?
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Nope. Check out the lid.
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A pop-top!
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Okay, Bill Gates, now
you're just showboating.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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How's the fruit looking today?
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Must we do this dance?
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You're right. Cheeseburger and fries.
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- You?
- I'll just have a side of mayo.
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I'm not even in the mood to ask.
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Is there a new mayo diet?
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Is it hard? Is it working?
'Cause you look good.
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I'm on the eat all
the food in the fridge
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before it spoils diet.
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She had a turkey leg and a box
of cherry tomatoes for breakfast.
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Yeah. You could have helped out, too,
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Miss "yogurt that
still had a week to go."
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I usually like their fights,
but I don't get this one.
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Adam's bar is finally bringing in
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a little money and he had the audacity
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to fill our fridge with food.
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And I'll be damned if I'm
letting any of it go bad.
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Here, banana-tizers all around.
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That's great that his bar's doing well.
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Jinxsy! Don't say it out loud.
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Um... you just salted that guy's baby.
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Why aren't you happy
the bar's doing well?
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What did Bonnie just say?
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He smiled.
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Oh, stupid baby thinks it's snowing.
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Look, I'm glad it's happening,
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I just don't want Adam
going crazy with it.
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He bought food. And running shoes.
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Running shoes.
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Aw.
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- Yuri.
- But it's even better.
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It's him holding a cat.
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Ooh, let me see.
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Take the phone back.
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It's his cousin's
cat, they're roommates.
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Which reminds me, Christy.
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Sergei just broke up with
his girlfriend and I...
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- I'm in.
- Maybe I'd fix you guys up, I mean...
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- I said I'm in.
- he's pretty cute and I think you guys
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Did you not just hear
her? She's about to jump up
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- on this table and start twerking.
- I really am.
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Okay, great, well, how about we go
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to their place for dinner Friday?
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No, no, not Friday.
We've got four pounds
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of pork shoulder that's
best before the 17th.
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I haven't touched a man in ten months.
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I'm willing to take my
chances with old pork.
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Picking up your entire life
and moving to a strange country?
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I can't imagine. Hmm.
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- You must get homesick.
- Sometimes.
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But then I shove ice cube down his pants
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and say, "Snap out of it!"
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It's funny every time.
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How did you learn to
speak such good English?
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SVU.
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"In the criminal justice system,
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"sexually based offenses are...
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Considered especially heinous."
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It's happening.
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No pressure... whatever
happens, happens.
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But it's happening.
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Who's ready for Duncan Hines Bundt cake?
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Ooh.
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- They raise their hands here.
- Oh.
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Go relax on couch, we'll clean up.
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- So what do you think?
- He's amazing.
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They're both amazing.
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- They cook, they clean.
- And they're gentle, sensitive lovers.
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Well, mine is.
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And Sergei plays the guitar,
so I can only assume...
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I could have a Russian
boyfriend who plays guitar?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. I always
do this, I get ahead of myself.
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Yeah, you're right.
It's just the first date. Be cool.
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But we are totally
having a double wedding.
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Right?
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Dessert is served.
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Sergei, he make this cake himself.
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It's moist because
it has pudding inside.
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It's sweet that you guys are so close.
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We are like Three Musketeers.
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But only two.
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Don't make me emotional
in front of women.
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Please enjoy your moist
cake, I will get this.
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Yuri, your cousin is so nice.
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Ah, he has good heart.
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Is everything okay out there?
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It's just business.
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Sergei, please. We are entertaining.
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I... Forgive me, ladies.
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Five minutes and then Pictionary.
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- Christy, how's your cake?
- Stolen.
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I mean, moist. I mean, good.
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Who's uncomfortable?
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Is that a new hat?
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I guess, maybe. I don't know.
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Well, you either went to a store
and bought a hat or you didn't.
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F-Fine, I bought a hat.
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You might want to be nicer to me,
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I'm taking you out for a surprise.
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I hate surprises.
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- What kind of person hates surprises?
- The kind who was
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in the bath when the
DEA broke down the door.
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The first time. The second time?
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I was ready for them.
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Well, this is a good surprise.
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Are we shopping for expensive hats?
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Oh, my God. I got it at the car wash.
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Oh, so now we're going
to fancy car washes.
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Yeah, I was in line behind the queen.
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Uh, B-Bonnie. Bonnie, you got
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to get over this. I'm making money.
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You're right, I'm sorry. And I'll try.
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Good, 'cause we're here.
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What? No.
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No, no.
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I don't want a new car.
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I don't need a new car.
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My car is fine.
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Your left window doesn't close,
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you have a hole in the
floor and when you park it
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out front of the bar,
it scares customers away.
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Is the bar doing well or
are customers scared away?
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'Cause it can't be both.
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There she is, my
favorite ex-mother-in-law.
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Oh, God. This yahoo?
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Hey, Baxter.
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Was she surprised?
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Yeah, it made her super mad.
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You know, everything
you want a present to do.
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I'm not angry. I just
don't need a new car.
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Will you at least let him show you
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- the one that we picked out?
- Fine.
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Change is uncomfortable.
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But you know what is not uncomfortable?
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Heated leather seats.
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My ass is hot enough on its own.
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Slide on in there, Bonnie.
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Got the yacht rock all fired up.
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Christopher Cross and you are
ready to ride like the wind.
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Just don't get caught between
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the moon and New York City.
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Stay in your lane, Wheels. I got this.
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I don't know how many times
I got to tell you guys I...
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Oh.
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Lumbar support. Shuts
the yapper every time.
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Hey. I see a little smile.
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Someone's starting to like it.
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Okay, okay, how much?
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Don't worry about
that, we can afford it.
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How much?
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I worked out the sweetest deal ever.
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Zero down, $350 a month.
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- How many months?
- Does that...
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- How many months?
- 72.
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72 months? Who knows if
we'll still be together!
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Wh-What? We're getting married.
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Yeah, you can get out of
that. This, you're locked in.
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Let me out.
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Get me out of here.
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- There's a button.
- Well, there's a million buttons!
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Will you... Bonnie, stop.
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Screw it. I'm going C-section.
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Be careful on the roof, these
things are not well made.
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I will see you at home,
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and don't be late 'cause
I'm making that ham.
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- Want to get high?
- Absolutely.
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Hey, Taylor. How's your day?
How's it going?
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What, your friends aren't
here so now you want to talk?
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Oh, come on, I'm not like that.
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- Hmm.
- Don't you have a son in college?
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I'm 30.
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Well, this has been fun.
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Hey, Tammy!
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Sorry I'm late, I was at Yuri's.
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We had the place to ourselves,
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- and we...
- Please stop.
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Oh, I need to say it
out loud. We made love.
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Good for you.
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Oh, that reminds me,
this is from Sergei.
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An Apple Watch?
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To quote Sergei, he's
"smeetten" with you.
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Tammy, I can't keep this.
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Why?
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Despite the fact that
it looks cool and...
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Oh, my God, it's taking my pulse...
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I'm pretty sure it's stolen.
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What? No, he knows a guy.
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Tammy, we both know what it
means when you know a guy.
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And come on,
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that business in the
apartment with the TVs...
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Okay, so no man's perfect,
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but I really think you should
give Sergei another chance.
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I'm not talking about
me. You're on parole
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and Sergei's obviously
involved in illegal activity.
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You're taking a huge risk every
time you're in that apartment.
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Well, I can't take Yuri to Marjorie's,
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it's the least sexy place on the planet.
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"Oh, are you two gonna get
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hot and bothered?"
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This is serious. You
could go back to prison.
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Look, I'm not stupid, okay?
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I know Sergei's a little
shady, but Yuri's clean.
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Even if he is, the fact that
he lives with him...
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Stop. I got this. I have an amazing
guy and I'm not screwing it up.
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I think I'm just gonna go.
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- Tammy...
- No, you know what, I could eat.
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I just made love for three hours.
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Can you believe that guy?
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Men, always trying to buy us cars.
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You think this is a joke?
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I don't know. For as
long as I can remember,
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you've always said, "If I ever
have money, I want a new car."
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I just think this spending
is tempting the fates.
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You know, putting a big target on us,
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like, "Hey, Universe, look
over here. We got money."
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Next thing you know, your
pet monkey rips your face off.
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At least you'd have
money for a new face.
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No, I wouldn't because
Adam spent it all on hats.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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- Is that the hat?
- Uh-huh.
252
00:11:20,802 --> 00:11:22,416
Good Lord.
253
00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:26,063
- I don't want to fight.
- I don't either.
254
00:11:26,088 --> 00:11:28,088
Well, good. I'm just confused.
255
00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:30,396
What is the point of me busting my ass,
256
00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:31,804
smelling like wings and beer,
257
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:33,372
barely spending any time with you,
258
00:11:33,374 --> 00:11:36,267
if I can't at least treat my
family to a few nice things.
259
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:39,126
Aw, he called me family.
260
00:11:39,151 --> 00:11:41,048
You're so easy.
261
00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:43,682
It's just I've always
wanted to have money
262
00:11:43,684 --> 00:11:46,283
and now that we do, I'm
afraid we're gonna lose it.
263
00:11:46,308 --> 00:11:47,974
Oh, you worrying about us going broke
264
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,116
makes me feel like you don't
have much confidence in me.
265
00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:52,141
Well, I'm sorry, I don't mean that.
266
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,633
Then can you maybe try to trust me?
267
00:11:54,658 --> 00:11:57,822
Yeah, Mom, for the family.
268
00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:05,321
All right, I will trust you.
269
00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:07,229
Good, because I bought you the car.
270
00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:09,279
What? How could you do that?
271
00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:11,687
What? Because I know
you're gonna love it.
272
00:12:12,056 --> 00:12:14,228
Ow!
273
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:17,054
Unbelievable. You're so selfish.
274
00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:19,496
- That really dinged me.
- Selfish?
275
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,054
Left a dent.
276
00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:23,129
You know what? I'm gonna take it back.
277
00:12:23,154 --> 00:12:24,570
You do what you want.
278
00:12:24,595 --> 00:12:26,011
Am I bleeding?
279
00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:27,816
Where'd you park it?
280
00:12:27,841 --> 00:12:30,258
It's the only car out
front with a bow on it!
281
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,650
I'm a little dizzy.
282
00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:38,345
Mama?
283
00:12:39,907 --> 00:12:42,691
So he-he just threw the keys at you?
284
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:46,103
I don't really remember.
I kind of blacked out.
285
00:12:47,575 --> 00:12:48,941
Anyway...
286
00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:51,467
sorry for coming by unannounced.
287
00:12:51,492 --> 00:12:54,826
Oh, it's okay. Lots of
people come here unannounced.
288
00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:56,994
At least it's not 2:00 in the morning.
289
00:12:57,681 --> 00:13:01,353
Yeah, that's kind of what I
wanted to talk to you about.
290
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,722
You know Tammy's on parole, right?
291
00:13:03,747 --> 00:13:06,214
Yes, I love her anyway.
292
00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:09,745
She could get into a lot
of trouble for dating a guy
293
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,322
who's living with a sweet, handsome,
294
00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:14,382
but obviously criminal cousin.
295
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,559
Which reminds me,
296
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,791
please give this back to Sergei.
297
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,115
Oh, Sergei's not criminal,
298
00:13:23,117 --> 00:13:25,713
he is what we call "middleman."
299
00:13:26,268 --> 00:13:29,423
Dimitri and Misha, now
those guys are criminals.
300
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:33,992
Look, you don't want Tammy
to go back to prison, right?
301
00:13:33,994 --> 00:13:35,210
Of course not.
302
00:13:35,212 --> 00:13:38,244
But you live with somebody
she can't be around.
303
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:43,252
Oh, so as long as I'm living
with Sergei, she's at risk?
304
00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:44,611
Yes.
305
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:47,913
I get it.
306
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,176
Thank you, Yuri.
307
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,189
No, thank you, Christy.
308
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,731
Shall I tell Sergei that you came by?
309
00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:06,199
I'm not on parole, why the hell not?
310
00:14:09,255 --> 00:14:11,288
- Hey there, can I tell you about our...
- No.
311
00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:12,814
- You look like you're in the market...
- No.
312
00:14:12,839 --> 00:14:15,673
- There's my favorite...
- No. Office, now.
313
00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:18,095
- Want a jelly doughnut?
- No!
314
00:14:18,563 --> 00:14:20,634
Well, I do.
315
00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:24,716
What's wrong? Having
trouble with the Sirius XM?
316
00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:26,649
A lot of our older custom...
317
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:29,126
A lot of our customers do.
318
00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:30,805
I'm returning the car.
319
00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,519
- Bonnie, sit down.
- No.
320
00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:35,854
Okay, well, I'm sitting.
I'm on my feet all day.
321
00:14:35,856 --> 00:14:37,272
Hey, if I showed you a thing,
322
00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:39,275
could you tell me if it's a corn?
323
00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:41,669
I want you to tear up the contract.
324
00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:45,496
Look, I have a pretty good idea
of what you're going through.
325
00:14:45,521 --> 00:14:47,604
You got jelly on your shirt.
326
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,611
Aw, damn it.
327
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:53,494
Dance with a jelly doughnut,
sometimes you pay the piper.
328
00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:57,543
Look, when I met Candace,
329
00:14:57,545 --> 00:14:59,661
I was living in my van.
330
00:14:59,663 --> 00:15:02,892
Now I have a five bedroom
house, membership at a golf club,
331
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,801
collection of vintage arcade games.
332
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:08,353
Frogger, so underrated.
333
00:15:10,775 --> 00:15:13,455
Son of a...
334
00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:15,978
Is this going somewhere?
335
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,517
What I'm trying to say is it
took me a while to get used
336
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:22,461
to having nice things, but
it turns out, it's great.
337
00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:25,028
But aren't you afraid
it's all gonna go away?
338
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:29,970
Even if it does, at least I
enjoyed it while it lasted.
339
00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:33,526
Huh. That actually makes sense.
340
00:15:33,864 --> 00:15:37,252
Really? 'Cause when I was
saying it, it sounded weird.
341
00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:40,335
I don't know, maybe I
am getting in my own way.
342
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,236
I've always been a "live
in the moment" kind of gal,
343
00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:43,537
and now I'm obsessing about something
344
00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:45,062
that hasn't even happened.
345
00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:48,298
Thoughts are not reality.
346
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,378
Wow, listen to me,
and I'm not even high.
347
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,718
Baxter.
348
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:56,119
Fine, tail end of a good buzz.
349
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,827
Enjoy this while you can.
350
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,773
Aren't you afraid it's
gonna make you soft?
351
00:16:01,775 --> 00:16:05,644
Oh, I'm soft, but Candace is loaded.
352
00:16:05,646 --> 00:16:07,563
As long as I'm with her, I'm fine.
353
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:10,142
And you sure you two
are solid, jelly boy?
354
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,034
Yeah.
355
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:14,393
Are we solid?
356
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:20,330
Hey, sweetie, I just
called to say I lo...
357
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,851
Yeah, sure, you can call me back.
358
00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:26,835
It's fine. She's just a little busy.
359
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:33,654
Hey, Tammy. Aren't you going inside?
360
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:35,545
- I've been waiting for you.
- Oh.
361
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,205
- Oh.
- Oh...
362
00:16:38,512 --> 00:16:40,712
Yuri told me you had
a little talk with him.
363
00:16:41,681 --> 00:16:43,649
Okay, yes, you're mad,
364
00:16:43,651 --> 00:16:45,651
but I just felt it was important
365
00:16:45,653 --> 00:16:46,985
- that he knew...
- He dumped me.
366
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,071
- What?
- Yeah.
367
00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:52,024
No. No, no, no, no, he
wasn't supposed to dump you,
368
00:16:52,026 --> 00:16:53,442
he was supposed to dump Sergei.
369
00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:54,943
He can't dump Sergei, he's family,
370
00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:56,995
and he's the whole
reason Yuri's in America.
371
00:16:58,569 --> 00:17:00,686
- I'm so sorry.
- I thought we were friends.
372
00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:03,428
We are. That's why I did
it. I love you too much
373
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,153
to see you go back to prison.
374
00:17:05,178 --> 00:17:07,345
I set you up on a date,
and you ruined my life.
375
00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:08,984
Tammy, come on.
376
00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:12,010
Just a heads-up, I'm gonna share
the crap out of this in there,
377
00:17:12,012 --> 00:17:13,986
and I'm not gonna say your
name 'cause that's not cool,
378
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:16,846
but they're gonna know.
Oh, they're gonna know!
379
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:27,602
♪ And I've got such
a long way to go ♪
380
00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,072
♪ Such a long way to go ♪
381
00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:32,065
♪ To make it to the
border of Mexico ♪
382
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,314
♪ So I'll ride like the wind ♪
383
00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:38,874
♪ Ride like the wind ♪
384
00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:40,572
♪ Gonna ride like the wind ♪
385
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:43,018
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
386
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,406
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
387
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,898
- What are you looking at?
- ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
388
00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:49,481
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
389
00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:52,017
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
390
00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:55,231
♪ Bah, bah, bah... ♪
391
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,855
This is what I wanted to see.
392
00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:59,291
- You happy, enjoying this.
- I am.
393
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:02,127
And you even upgraded the model,
got all the bells and whistles.
394
00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:03,862
Hey, I wanted to do it right.
395
00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,998
We might have to live
in this thing someday.
396
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,767
But still, did you need
the rear entertainment system?
397
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:13,105
You guys ever see Minions?
It is so good!
398
00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:16,523
I could totally live back here.
399
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,847
♪ Ride like the wind ♪
400
00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:23,315
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
401
00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:25,906
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah,
dah, dah, dah, dah. ♪
402
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:29,343
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