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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,895 - Hi, Al. How was work? - Horrible, Peg. 2 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:33,098 - I fell off a ladder and I hurt my-- - Well, that's nice. 3 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:35,732 Because I want you in a good mood. 4 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:39,330 Honey, I bought a new dress. How do you like it? 5 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:45,057 Well, I don't know, Peg. I'd have to see it without you in it. 6 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,253 What do you need a new dress for? 7 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,412 There's nobody inside the TV looking at you. 8 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,777 Well, I bought it so I'd be ready. 9 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:58,729 See? My horoscope says: "Buy a new dress. 10 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:03,019 You're about to embark on a new and unique undertaking." Isn't that great? 11 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:06,691 Well, the undertaking has a kind of a nice ring to it. 12 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:09,970 But Peg, I don't believe in horoscopes. 13 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:15,132 And yet you believe in a 19-year-old in Playboy pouring honey on her tush... 14 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:17,655 ...is really interested in saving the environment. 15 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,379 I never said I believed her... 16 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,692 ...just that I supported her and loved her very much. 17 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:28,098 Let's just do your horoscope, Magoo. 18 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,251 Now when's your birthday? 19 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,733 It's two months after yours. 20 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:38,653 The only difference is that I have mine every year. 21 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:42,050 Look, Al, you're a Cancer. 22 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:47,091 Right back at you. 23 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,494 Honey, you have an amazing horoscope. 24 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:54,578 It says-- Now brace yourself. 25 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:57,055 "Good luck's a-coming." 26 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:00,253 Oh, well, that's a-different. 27 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,810 I always thought horoscopes were a lot of hooey... 28 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,614 ...but after hearing "good luck's a-coming"... 29 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:10,216 ...I realize they're based on hard scientific data. 30 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,291 Tell me, does it say anything in there... 31 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:15,412 ...about "The wife is a-leaving"? 32 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:24,177 "And the kids are a-with her"? 33 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,138 Hey, Daddy. 34 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:37,136 Daddy, I'm afraid I have bad news for you. 35 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:40,931 Well, pumpkin, that can't be. 36 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:45,939 The horror with the scope here says, "Good luck's a-coming." 37 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:50,780 The health inspector's closing the diner for two days. 38 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,929 - Well, that's not so bad. - Well, then they're tearing it down. 39 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:57,418 Can you believe it? I'm unemployed. 40 00:03:57,660 --> 00:04:00,857 And it's all because of those stupid raisin cookies. 41 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:05,015 What, the raisin cookies you were getting me free every day? 42 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:11,053 Yeah. You know, it turns out that only half the raisins were actually raisins. 43 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:21,209 Well, what was the other half? 44 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:25,416 Oh, believe me, Daddy, you do not wanna know. 45 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:30,169 Oh, well, I guess I'm out of a J-O-D. 46 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:36,010 All right. Well, now I guess you won't have enough money to move O-U-L. 47 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,053 Well, not necessarily. 48 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:43,896 One of the guys from the extermination company that deloused me... 49 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:47,775 ...remembered me as the Verminator and want me to be their local mascot. 50 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:49,777 Here's the part that's important to you. 51 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:53,256 You're going to tell me what the other half of those raisins were? 52 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,173 I can't, Daddy. The guys from the Atomic Energy Commission... 53 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,053 ...said mum's the word on this one. 54 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,970 Anyway... 55 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:06,058 ...the good news is, I'll be making more than at the diner... 56 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:08,490 ...and I'll be able to move sooner than I thought. 57 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,209 Well, I'd better get busy. 58 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:13,412 I'm under court order to burn this uniform. 59 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:18,097 - Remember to take it off first, honey. - Oh, thanks, Mom. 60 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:24,251 All right, now won't you admit that your horoscope is right? 61 00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:27,691 - Good luck is a-coming. - Come on, Peg. 62 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,970 Even if Kelly does leave, Bud'll still be here. 63 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:33,411 Having only one kid is like having only one noose around your neck. 64 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:48,339 Family, good news. 65 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:49,973 I pledged a fraternity today... 66 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:52,535 ...and if I'm accepted I'm moving to the frat house. 67 00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:55,413 Al, did you hear that? 68 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:59,812 I can't believe it. I'm finally gonna be a cool frat dude. 69 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:03,139 I'll have respect. I'll have honor. 70 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:05,331 I'll be my own man. 71 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,460 Dad, can I have some money? 72 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:14,693 I gotta go buy a tutu with a trap door in it. 73 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:18,689 They're gonna spank me on the corner of 5th and Main for my initiation. 74 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,538 Make me proud, son. 75 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,816 Bula bula, big guy. 76 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,978 - Do you realize what this means? - Yes, Peg, I do. 77 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:34,657 After Bud's arrested, all four of us will have a record for indecent exposure. 78 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,896 Honey, why is it so hard for you to admit... 79 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:38,892 ...that you're having good luck? 80 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:42,015 Peg, have you ever heard of the Bundy curse? 81 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:45,620 You mean that foot odor thing? 82 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,370 The other curse. 83 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,850 See, the minute a Bundy starts having good luck... 84 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:56,939 ...he immediately starts to build up an equal amount of bad luck. 85 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,734 It's simple Bundy-nomics. 86 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:01,968 For example... 87 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,212 ...when I was 18 and scored four touchdowns in one game... 88 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:08,850 ...I became the greatest football player in the history of Polk High. 89 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,690 And what bad thing happened after that? 90 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,772 Like I'm the one that said, "Al, show no ambition. 91 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:23,456 We can live off of your income of rocks and leaves." 92 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,810 There is nothing wrong with having good luck. 93 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:30,376 Yes, there is. And you know what's worse than a Bundy having good luck? 94 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:34,496 A Bundy wearing Speedos while having good luck? 95 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,376 Good guess, Peg. No. 96 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,576 A Bundy admitting he's having good luck... 97 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:45,776 ...because that's when the bad luck starts. 98 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:50,209 Look, I don't care what you say. Good luck is a-coming. 99 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,289 - Peg, you won't believe this. - I know, Al. 100 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:59,691 A fat woman came in the shoe store today. 101 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,698 No, actually, an attractive woman came in today. 102 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:06,569 Nothing but attractive women came in today. 103 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:10,330 So, what you're trying to say is that you had a good day? 104 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,969 No! You know I can't say that. 105 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:16,656 It was okay, that's all. 106 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,650 I hit every green light. 107 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:25,979 All the songs on the oldie station were some of my all-time favorites. 108 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,213 A cop pulled me over and told me my taillight was out. 109 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:31,052 Gave me his. 110 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:37,732 But I wouldn't say it was a good day. 111 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,339 Well, here's some more good news you won't wanna hear about. 112 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,253 It seems that Kelly is gonna appear as the Verminator... 113 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,218 ...at Bud's homecoming rally. 114 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:49,611 A few more gigs like this and she will be able to move out soon. 115 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:53,210 Yeah, well, how about Bud? He didn't get in that fraternity, did he? 116 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:57,612 No. Fraternities have standards and they have traditions, you know? 117 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,848 Gamma gamma sigma pi 118 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,534 Gonna, gonna get some thigh 119 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,489 I'm in. 120 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:20,613 Words a male Bundy has never uttered before. 121 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:25,695 It's gonna be great. 122 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:30,530 This time tomorrow I'll be into the frat house and out of the rat house. 123 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,772 - No offense. - None taken. 124 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,058 Oh, by the way, Dad. 125 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:41,691 They made me scrub all the toilets with a toothbrush, so I borrowed yours. 126 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:48,217 Well, at least the part about the toothbrush was bad luck. 127 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,815 No, Peg, this is good luck. 128 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,812 This is yours. 129 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,848 All these good things happening, the kids moving out. 130 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:05,416 I'm doomed. 131 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,408 Hi, Daddy. 132 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:42,059 Are things still going well? 133 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,255 I'm afraid so, pumpkin. 134 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,419 I'm sorry. 135 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,093 It's okay. 136 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:51,729 I wish you would come to the homecoming rally tonight. 137 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:55,615 Been working on a special entrance. I'm gonna ride this Harley up a ramp... 138 00:10:55,820 --> 00:11:00,132 ...jump over a bonfire pit and then light the flames with my exhaust. 139 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:05,410 Kelly, just exactly how did you learn to do stunts like this? 140 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:07,810 In your car, ditching the police. 141 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:13,809 - How'd you learn to build a bunker? - In bed, ditching your mom. 142 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,135 Sweetheart, I really would love to go... 143 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:24,013 ...but with all this good luck I'm afraid to leave the fort. 144 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:28,657 Something good will happen and then I'll be in for a fate worse than death. 145 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:32,136 But considering I'm married to your mother, a fate worse than life. 146 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,817 Well, I'll make you proud of me, Daddy. 147 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:38,370 You know what the great thing is? Career-wise? This is just a start. 148 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:42,209 You know, like Michael Jackson before he became Diana Ross. 149 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:50,053 I mean, I know I'm just a local mascot now... 150 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:54,691 ...but with a little luck I could be a dancing fruit in somebody's underwear. 151 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:58,615 Well, better you than Bud. 152 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:02,133 - Go away. Go away. - Okay. 153 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,256 Yeah, that'll be the Grim Reaper. 154 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,256 - Hey, Kel. - Hi. 155 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:19,091 - Break a leg. - Pass a stone. 156 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:23,778 Oh, Al. Remodeling? 157 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:26,619 If you throw in a couple of ears of corn and some mud... 158 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:29,892 ...you'd have a mighty fine sty. 159 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,894 Jefferson, don't look now... 160 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:35,570 ...but something followed you home from EI Pollo Loco. 161 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,734 I heard you've been having a run of good luck lately. 162 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:46,336 Too bad it hasn't extended to the hair fairy. 163 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,691 - Where's Peggy? - Bud's leaving tonight... 164 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:54,052 ...so she's upstairs converting his room into a tabloid reading lounge. 165 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:58,056 I'm gonna take this camera to her. She wants pictures of Kelly tonight. 166 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,057 What happened to my camera? 167 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,849 What you refer to as "your" camera was actually our camera. 168 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,614 Much as what you refer to as your garbage can... 169 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,454 ...is actually our backyard. 170 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,295 Plucky little gal, isn't she? 171 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,369 Yeah, but she makes money. 172 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:26,809 Anyway, I've been a little worried about this lucky streak you've been having. 173 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,978 It might wear off before I've had a chance to take advantage. 174 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:33,692 - Hells bells, we can't have that. - Agreed. 175 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,495 So naturally, I just happen to know a few well-heeled rubes... 176 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,611 ...always in the mood for a poker game. 177 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,459 Oh, that's a good idea. I'd better check my cash reserve. 178 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,249 Well, maybe I'd better call my broker, E.F. Nutton. 179 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,653 Not to worry, Al. You are having such a run of good luck. 180 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,289 That's why Marcie and I will be happy to stake you. 181 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:01,010 All you have to do is not tell Marcie. 182 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,331 And you and I will split the winnings. 183 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:06,777 - But Jefferson, I'm cursed. - Fine. We won't tell Peggy either. 184 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,932 No. But it's-- It's all this good luck I'm having. 185 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,774 See, if I won a big poker game I'd be dead. 186 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,818 I'm sorry, but I gotta look out for number one here. 187 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,652 No amount of money is worth my life. 188 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,017 - What if we get you a big-screen TV? - I'm in. 189 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,094 Full house, cowboys over nines. 190 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:30,658 Can you believe this guy's luck? He ain't lost a hand all night. 191 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,016 I say we shoot him. 192 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,695 Shooting these days is so childish. 193 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,500 I am up for a good beating though. 194 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,617 Jefferson, is it me or are your friends getting a little touchy? 195 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,851 Relax, Al. I know these guys. 196 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:49,496 - They talk big but never hurt anyone. - Good. 197 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,850 - Where'd you meet them? - Prison. 198 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,457 - Hi, Peggy. - Incoming. 199 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,019 I'm ready to go. 200 00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:02,096 Jefferson D'Arcy, are you gambling? 201 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,215 No, honeybunch. 202 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:09,419 I'm just having my environmental sensitivity meeting. 203 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,888 And as a matter of fact... 204 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:17,215 ...this is our guest speaker, Dr. William "The Weasel" Sullivan. Doc? 205 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:25,212 Yes, ma'am. Tonight our focus is on Oregon. 206 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:29,214 Where the logging industry keeps raping the old-growth forest... 207 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:33,897 ...which the endangered spotted owl depends on for sanctuary. 208 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,090 Jefferson, I'm so ashamed. 209 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,137 How can I make it up to you? 210 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,456 Oh, I'll survive, Marcie. 211 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,419 It's the little owls I'm worried about. 212 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:52,289 Well, I give a hoot. Maybe this can help. 213 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,369 Thanks, Marcy. I'll see that this is put to good use. 214 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:59,738 Oh, Peggy, come on. These men have important work to do. 215 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,733 All men do. Too bad they aren't better at it. 216 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,299 Hey, Weasel. 217 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:10,418 I'm impressed. How'd you know all that about the spotted owl? 218 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:15,097 Well, we bury a lot of our guys in the northwest. 219 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,015 And we care. 220 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,939 Well, I'm tapped. 221 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,136 Come on, guys. Let's hit the road. 222 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:33,655 I say we hit Bundy and then the road. 223 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,289 Hey, hey, what are we, a bunch of wimps? 224 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:41,056 No. A bunch of pissed off ex-cons who don't like people calling us wimps. 225 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,768 Okay, I'll tell you what. 226 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,693 Least we can do is give you a chance to even things out. 227 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,454 How you gonna do that? You got all our money. 228 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:53,450 Yeah, but you still have one thing left to get it back. 229 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,849 Our guns? 230 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,691 Okay, two things. 231 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,097 I was thinking of your cars. 232 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:07,259 Jefferson, this is something you should know. I don't own the D-O-D-G-E. 233 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:12,659 You don't need to. Okay, boys, here's the deal. 234 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:15,772 We'll play one hand. All of Al's winnings... 235 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:19,456 ...against all of your cars. What do you say? 236 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,893 Jefferson. If I lose will you still get me my big-screen TV? 237 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,256 Sure, buddy. 238 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,611 The biggest. 239 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,893 All right, let the game begin. 240 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,370 - I'm in. - Me too. 241 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,608 Hello Kitty? 242 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,977 Well, yeah, it looks funny. 243 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,734 But it feels really good in my pocket. 244 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,339 Excuse me. 245 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,692 I'm going to Disneyland! 246 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,536 Okay. Who needs cards? 247 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,691 - I'll take two. - Two. 248 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,976 - Give me three. - Three. 249 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,209 - One. - One. 250 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,769 - And Al stands-- - Four. 251 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,295 Excuse me? 252 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,979 I had to. I was getting that same feeling of dread I get... 253 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,410 ...when Peggy finishes reading a romance novel. 254 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:58,010 Nobody gets a hand like that. I'd have been cursed for the rest of my life. 255 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,018 All ten minutes of it. Now give me four. 256 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:07,814 - Two pair. - Three tens. 257 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:12,099 I got you both beat. Flush. Bundy? 258 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:28,019 He's got four aces. I win! I win! 259 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,655 Oh, God, I love you. 260 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,897 I hope those are chips in your pocket. 261 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,577 Mostly. 262 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,733 Well, wait a second, Jefferson. Look what happened. 263 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,050 I won and nothing bad happened. 264 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,415 Nothing. 265 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,498 The curse is over. For 40 years in the darkness... 266 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,578 ...finally I can lift my head up into the light and proclaim... 267 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,453 ...to one and all that Al Bundy is a winner! 268 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,254 - Hands up. This is a raid. - Of course. 269 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,209 All right. 270 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,095 Who owns the Mercedes, the BMW and the Porsche parked out front? 271 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,052 He does! 272 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:29,016 Well, we're running a make on the plates. 273 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,490 I think they're all stolen. 274 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,571 I'm sure of it. 275 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:37,332 Officer, could you do me a favor and turn on the TV? 276 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,929 - Why? - Just a hunch. 277 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,417 Tonight our TV Ten cameras... 278 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,335 ...caught one of the most spectacular accidents in Chicago history. 279 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,899 Here we go. 280 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,654 A young girl dressed as the Verminator... 281 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,892 ...was temporarily blinded by a red-headed woman... 282 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,371 ...taking a flash photo of her as she jumped over a bonfire... 283 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,576 ...on a motorcycle. 284 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,409 Al Bundy, this is your life. 285 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,689 Upon landing... 286 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:08,858 ...she crashed into a nearby fraternity house, igniting a fire... 287 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:14,128 ...which will force fraternity members to move back home for the semester. 288 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,853 No one is sure at this time which fraternity was destroyed. 289 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,056 Oh, I'm sure. 290 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,493 Fortunately, the Verminator escaped injury... 291 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,571 ...but since she had no insurance... 292 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:33,655 ...someone will be paying for the damage for a long time. 293 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,810 But not with those winnings, eh, officer? 294 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,012 What winnings? 295 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,813 My mistake. 296 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,652 Let's go. 297 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,729 Well, at least this curse is over. I'm a free man. 298 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,738 Lock me up. 299 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:53,536 And for tonight's weather. Balmy and clear. 300 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,896 A perfect Chicago night. 301 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,254 Except over one man's house. 24570