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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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[Jammer] Previously on
Black Monday...
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[explosion]
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[Tiff] Ever since
I put this on you,
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it's just been
a series of disasters.
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This is cursed.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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Your tie pin.
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[Tiff] I want you
to have the other one
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to remember me by.
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[Blair]
Just a little something
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to remind us of
the greatest lesson
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we've all learned
from you, Mo.
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[watch ticking]
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[both] Fuck 'em all.
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Fuck 'em all.
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Fuck 'em all.
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Mo, is that Tiff?
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[Mo]
This is my friend Rod Jaminski.
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He just died.
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[Keith] Your algorithm
doesn't even fucking work.
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I-I'm working on it.
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How would you feel if we told
your son and your boyfriend
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that they're going to jail
for illegal share parking?
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[Dawn]
Blair's in love with me,
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and I think I'm falling
for him too.
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Blair's trying to make a move
against both of us.
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He's trying to run
the Georgina play for himself.
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You really have crossed all
the way over to the dark side.
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I learned it
by watching you, Dad.
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[electronic beeping]
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♪ upbeat percussive music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[watch snaps]
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- [watch snaps]
- [watch snaps]
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[Kyle beeps]
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[screams]
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[Dawn]
I almost blew it last night.
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Blair was feeling
all lovey-dovey, you know,
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kissing my neck and--and--
and feeling me up,
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- grabbing my--
- Yeah, I get the jizz.
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I had to pretend
like I found a lump
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just so I could
get out of there
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without punching him
in his lying-ass face.
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I can't believe that
you didn't know he was gay.
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Wait, me? You dated a girl
for an entire year
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without realizing
she was deaf.
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I thought she was Czech.
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- It's a very similar accent.
- No, it's not.
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Listen, don't worry
about Blair, all right?
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He's gonna get his
by not getting his.
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How?
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Once we pull
this Georgina play,
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- we liquidate their assets...
- Yeah.
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...bankrupt that bitch,
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and all the money flows
into the Jammer Group.
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Of which Blair owns
six percent.
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Which is why I'm gonna do
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the exact same thing
to the Jammer Group.
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- What?
- Turns out, there was
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a secret clause in my bylaws
that have some real claws
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that'll make Santa Claus
come--
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Okay.
Okay, okay, one second.
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Can we ditch the wordplay
until you finish explaining?
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Any majority owner can
freeze out any minority owner,
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which means you and I can stop
Blair from cashing out
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while we liquidate
the Jammer Group, right?
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Bankrupt this bitch,
take all that cash,
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and start our own company:
the Mo Co.
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Okay, you're right,
the Mo Experience.
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[laughs]
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Can you believe
that we got him trapped
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in a classic Catch-69?
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I just assume you're gonna
tell me why it's not 22?
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The only way he can fuck us
is if he gets fucked.
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So it's a Catch-22.
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Jesus Chri-- can we just
focus on what's important,
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like how we're gonna
keep champagne spray
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- off our brand-new tuxes?
- Mmm.
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It's gonna be like
a championship locker room
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- up in this bitch.
- [laughs]
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I can't believe
you bought us all
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Bijan tuxes for
your birthday tonight.
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Getting you all fitted
without you finding out,
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now, that was
the tricky part.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dawny, I--
[sighs]
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I would have never
got here without you.
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I can't think of anybody
I'd rather celebrate with.
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Yeah, well, you just better
be at your birthday, you know.
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I can't believe you
no-showed last year.
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You missed Jesse Jackson
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telling Joe Piscopo's
Joan Rivers impression
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to go back to Hymie Town.
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Goddamn it,
I miss everything.
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Yeah, well, let me
tell you something:
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last year has got nothing
on tonight.
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- Mm.
- If I don't show,
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you better
call the fucking morgue.
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Ooh!
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[cork pops]
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♪ contemplative music ♪
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♪♪♪
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- I am so sorry.
- [Mike] Are you?
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'Cause they said you
could have protected me,
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but you chose Mo.
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They're charging me
with securities fraud.
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I spent last night
in a 12x12 cell.
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Well, if you think about it,
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it's kind of bigger
than your apartment.
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Don't, don't.
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Look, I didn't think
they were gonna do shit.
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Oh, they did shit,
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and then I had to watch
a man named Bertrude
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take a shit without
breaking eye contact
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with me for 15 minutes.
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There's no stalls, Keith.
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I can fix this,
make this right.
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Just trust me.
Just trust me. Don't--
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- [earring clinks]
- It's over, Keith.
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You can never fix this.
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We'll be in touch, Mike.
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You called our bluff
on your boyfriend.
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Next up is your family.
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[Deb] Give us Mo
and this all goes away.
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And destroying the tape
isn't gonna
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save your ass this time
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'cause we're gonna be
listening to you live
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- with the latest technology.
- So small.
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You guys don't understand,
okay?
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Mo is my friend,
my best friend.
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Mo is a piece of shit,
and he's not your friend.
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Tell me, how much
of the Georgina play
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is he giving you again?
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Oh, right, zilch percent.
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What has he ever
done for you?
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He gave me a job
when no one else would.
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[Missy scoffs]
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This is your moment
of truth, Keith.
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Seize it, or we're gonna
seize your assets
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and your ass,
and we'll seize you in court.
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Just pick one, Deb.
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Seize you in court.
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♪ ominous music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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[applause]
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[Mo] All right, everybody,
shut the fuck up real quick.
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[man]
There you go.
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Now, listen, we've been
through a lot...of coke.
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[laughter]
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No, no, no, no, actually,
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we have shared a lot of--
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- Prostitutes.
- And herpes.
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It was a zit.
I have adult acne.
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[Mo]
But through it all,
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we've had each other's backs,
right?
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And in exactly one minute 34,
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it all pays off
when we take over Georgina
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and strip that bitch
like an IROC-Z.
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Strip that bitch
like Roxy from Cheetah's.
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[laughter]
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Strip that bitch like Rocky
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stripped itself
of all artistic merit
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with the three
lesser received sequels.
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[cheers and applause]
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I have lined up buyers for all
the Georgina warehouses, right?
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It's gonna be the biggest
real estate deal
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in New York history.
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[cheers and applause]
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And we couldn't have
done it all
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without the kid here,
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who's become like a kid to me.
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- Ah.
- No, really, I gotta tell you,
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it has been amazing
to watch your evolution
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from punk-ass bitch
to cold-ass mofo.
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[laughs] Come on,
say a few words. Take a bow.
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- Well, it's been a real
pleasure getting to know--
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Okay, here we go:
five...
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[all] Four, three, two, one!
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[all cheering]
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[screams]
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[all cheering rhythmically]
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[Jammer]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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[coughs and wheezes]
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Maurice.
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[man]
Oh, my God.
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[thud]
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Wakey wakey,
you fucking lightweight.
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You can't--
you can't be here.
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You're--you're dead.
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You're dead.
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Welcome to hell.
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[Jammer laughs]
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I got ya.
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But I-I-I spread
your ashes and everything.
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I mean, I cried
for the first time
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since Reagan got shot
and didn't die.
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It was a prank, bud.
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I'm the pranking
prank king.
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The urn was filled
with roadkill
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and my friend
Bobby Durst's dogs,
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maybe a wife or two.
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That is so fucking...
incredible...
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[laughter]
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...outrageous, and amazing.
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Oh, my God!
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I had to find a way to surprise
my boy on his birthday,
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for Christ's sake.
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Gang, this man
made so much money
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the man made up laws
to keep him in prison.
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My own personal Mr. Drummond,
Rod "The Jammer" Jaminski.
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[applause]
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[chuckles]
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[Yassir]
That's why you named
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this place the Jammer Group.
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Oh, I thought it was
hammer but Swedish.
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Why would he name it
after a Swedish hammer?
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[Jammer] What are we
chitchatting for, boys?
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I've been in a bubble
for I don't know
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how many fucking months,
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so let's all party
until we die!
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[cheers and applause]
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Here we go.
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[Mo] This is
the best birthday ever!
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Mo, can I talk to you
in private?
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[all] Ooh!
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This party just got
a little better.
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[laughter]
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I'm coming too.
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[all] Oh.
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No, no, I'll try
anything twice.
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[all chanting] Jammer!
Jammer! Jammer!
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Mo, we gotta talk.
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No, we gotta talk.
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You know, I'll start.
[clears throat]
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♪ Oh, Blair... ♪
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Fuck you.
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Yeah, we know
what you've been up to.
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I don't think you do.
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[Mo]
Oh, we do.
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No, you don't.
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I'm sorry, Momo.
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♪ tense music ♪
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What's happening?
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You're fired.
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And your piece of
the Jammer Group is frozen.
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Is what we're about
to tell you, right, Dawn?
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Oh, did you ruin the surprise?
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You'd have to have majority
control to kick me out.
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Oh, baby, I do.
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No, baby, you don't.
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I'm sorry, Momo.
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Why do you keep saying that?
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♪ foreboding music ♪
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Oh, fuck.
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[elevator dings]
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[Blair]
It all started the night
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you ruined
my engagement party.
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Dawn helped me figure out
some things
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I'd been struggling with
for a long time.
263
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Dawn, I'm really confused
right now.
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[sighs]
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I know.
You're gay.
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What? No.
267
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No. Why does everyone
keep saying that?
268
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I'm sorry;
isn't--isn't that
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what you were gonna say
you're confused about?
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No.
271
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No, what I was going to say
was, I'm confused about Mo.
272
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Is he up to something
with me and Georgina?
273
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Because I found the Georgina
document in the shredder,
274
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and--and--and I could have
sworn that that cop actor
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tonight at the party,
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he was the security guard
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who busted me for coke
on the floor.
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And I think I saw him
in an ALF.
279
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Well, fuck all that.
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I'm worried about you,
Blair.
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Talk to me.
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I got a feeling
I'm the only person
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you can talk to
about this.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
286
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It's like...it's like when
I first got to the city,
287
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I kept seeing these ads
for the McDonald's McRib.
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Do you know that thing?
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It's like a rack of ribs
on a bun, except it's not.
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It's something called
restructured meat product,
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and they pressurize it
into the shape of ribs,
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bones and all.
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Why would someone want
a sandwich with bones in it?
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Exactly.
It doesn't make sense.
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The bones aren't real.
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♪ unsettling music ♪
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And I guess sometimes that's...
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that's how I feel,
like I've...
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...like I've been pressed
into this shape that...
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...doesn't make sense
to me.
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I don't know. I--
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I don't know what I feel.
303
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But I feel it in my bones.
304
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Do you like how
I got back to bones?
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And you almost landed it.
[chuckles]
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But I get it.
307
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I felt that way before
I got to the Jammer Group,
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but...
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...that's what's so great
about New York.
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You can be who you are.
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And you'll figure out
who that is, Blair,
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but whatever you do...
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...you can't marry Tiff.
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I know.
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But should we order
some ribs?
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I could do a half slab.
[laughs]
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[Dawn] Then when I was
up at the lake house,
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Blair called me
in the middle of the night
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and helped me figure out
some things
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that I'd been struggling with
for a long time too.
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What?
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Yes!
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Tiff's parents
kidnapped her for the press.
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I can't believe
how fucked everyone is.
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They fucked
their own daughter.
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Mo fucked me.
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Well, you know what?
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Fuck 'em all.
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Let's you and I run
the Georgina play.
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That's right.
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I know you knew.
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You're too smart not to.
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I can't.
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I just--I can't--
I can't do that to Mo.
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Oh, Jesus, Dawn,
for someone so smart,
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you have a real blind spot
for Mo.
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- There's a good man in there.
- Where?
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You built that place with him,
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and he made you beg to get
even less than you deserve.
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He acts like the only reason
you got anywhere
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is because you slept with him.
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That is bullshit!
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00:12:11,635 --> 00:12:13,718
Okay, I am the best trader
in that shithole.
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- I'm the best trader anywhere.
- Exactly.
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Look, you set me straight
or whatever the other night,
346
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and now I'm gonna
set you straight.
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It's your time, Dawn.
348
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Mo's been holding you back
for long enough.
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Be who you are.
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Here's the plan:
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first, I'm gonna get
a fucking cordless phone.
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[Mo] Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Why would you make me think
that you were dating
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and then turn right back around
and tell me that you're gay?
355
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Because I knew you'd
never give up
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the six percent of
the Jammer Group to Blair
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unless you thought
it was your idea.
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[Blair] The only way to fuck
you without you knowing
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was to convince you you were
fucking me at the same time.
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Catch-69.
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Honestly, it was a lot easier
than we thought.
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You were jealous of us
all year for no reason.
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We just had to give you one.
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Blair is in love with me,
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and I think that
I'm falling for him too.
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[Blair]
And then add in a dash
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of your coke-fueled paranoia
368
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about how everyone's out
to get you...to get you.
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I just bumped into Tiff,
all right?
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00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:04,718
Now, she's pretty plastered,
371
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but she still managed to drop
a couple bombshells like...
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[whispers]
I'm in.
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We're doing the me play.
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- I cut Tiff in.
- Yeah?
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She took it surprisingly well,
considering she just found out
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her marriage and her kidnapping
were a sham.
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00:13:14,051 --> 00:13:16,884
It's gonna cost us,
but she's gonna set up Mo.
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She can't wait
to use her "acting."
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Just like theater camp,
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I'm always getting fucked
by gay guys.
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Wait a minute,
what do you--
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And he's gonna run to me,
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and I'm gonna
run him in circles.
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Blair is gay.
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Oh, no, not Blair.
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I'm gonna...
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...kill that motherfucker.
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Yeah, that's good.
That's good. I like that.
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[Mo] So six percent
I gave you
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plus her 15 percent,
that's 21.
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I'm sure the other 30 percent
came from the Leighmans.
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- [Dawn] Yep.
- But how?
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The algorithm.
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Once I accepted the fact
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that the only thing it was
good for was losing money,
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I realized I could spot
a loser from a mile away.
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I rewrote the code
to automatically sell
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when a stock hit a certain
threshold to diminish losses,
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portfolio insurance.
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I wanted to call it
the Blair bag,
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like airbag but with my name,
402
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or the Blair-achute,
403
00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:01,176
but I'm not
a fucking pussy anymore.
404
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:04,051
Wow.
405
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,635
Well, fuck me.
406
00:14:05,718 --> 00:14:07,426
I mean, I guess
you already did that.
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And I deserved it...
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from him, but from you?
409
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:13,802
Jesus Christ, Dawn,
how could you do this shit?
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00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:15,426
What a punk move.
411
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:16,718
I mean, didn't we have
some good times together?
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Good times?
This isn't about you, Mo.
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00:14:18,552 --> 00:14:20,009
- This is about me.
- Oh.
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00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,843
- Punk move, really?
- Yeah.
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00:14:21,926 --> 00:14:23,468
If I were a man,
they'd just call it business.
416
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:24,718
- It's just business, Mo.
- Well, you know what?
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00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:25,926
I taught you
the fucking business.
418
00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:27,468
I have an MBA
from Northwestern.
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Oh, here we go,
throw that shit up in my face.
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You could set your clock
by that one.
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00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:31,468
I literally
never mention it.
422
00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:32,926
You know what?
I dropped out of seventh grade.
423
00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:34,884
- Sorry, Dawn, sue me.
- I never cared, Mo.
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- Bullshit you didn't care.
- Bullshit I never cared!
425
00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:36,760
[Blair]
Guys, guys.
426
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,468
Let me get my camcorder
427
00:14:38,552 --> 00:14:39,677
'cause I love it
when Mommy and Daddy fight.
428
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,968
- Motherfucker.
- What the fuck?
429
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,051
- Hey, hey, hey!
- [Yassir] Yo, yo!
430
00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:45,385
Check it out! The market's
taking a huge shit right now.
431
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,426
[loud indistinct shouting]
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It's down 200 points.
433
00:14:51,009 --> 00:14:52,468
[Blair] Wow, that's even more
than we thought.
434
00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:54,468
The fuck
did you guys do?
435
00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:56,468
[Dawn] Well, once we saw
how easily the Leighmans
436
00:14:56,552 --> 00:14:58,176
let Blair's video game take
over their whole portfolio,
437
00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,843
we couldn't resist.
438
00:14:59,926 --> 00:15:01,426
Well, if it isn't
Robert Downey syndrome.
439
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:04,093
I was hoping I'd run into you
with my Porsche,
440
00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:05,760
but I had to sell that car
441
00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:07,343
when your algorithm
wiped out my account
442
00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:09,301
and fucked me from VP
down to bean counter.
443
00:15:09,385 --> 00:15:11,009
Literally, I work
at the soybean pit
444
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,552
hawking Jap fart marbles
445
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,301
like some sort of
Mick Dago Yid mutt.
446
00:15:14,385 --> 00:15:17,051
Wow, you really
hit everyone there.
447
00:15:17,134 --> 00:15:19,635
Well, despite
that slurry of slurs,
448
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,051
I came to make it up to you.
449
00:15:21,134 --> 00:15:22,968
This will get you back
in that corner office.
450
00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:25,093
[Blair] After it worked
for him for a month,
451
00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:26,968
Ty convinced all of Morgan
to use the algorithm too.
452
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,926
But what Leighman
and Morgan didn't know
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was that we put a tiny glitch
in the program
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that would sell
their entire portfolio
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when a certain blue chip stock
started dropping.
456
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,843
Georgina Jeans.
457
00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:38,843
Georgina Jeans.
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[Blair] And, of course,
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the Georgina play
triggered a major sell-off.
460
00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,218
And then you shorted
the market.
461
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,051
Well, that was
Dawn's idea.
462
00:15:45,134 --> 00:15:48,051
I mean, what's 100 mill
when you can make two?
463
00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:49,301
Stupid.
464
00:15:49,385 --> 00:15:52,260
[both laugh]
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00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,134
[Dawn]
Mo, listen.
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00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:55,301
Mo?
467
00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:56,718
Are you gonna barf?
468
00:15:56,802 --> 00:15:58,884
Uh, just, uh,
having a little bit
469
00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:01,468
of an out-of-money experience.
470
00:16:01,552 --> 00:16:03,134
You guys have any fucking idea
what you've done?
471
00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:05,260
It's a minor
market correction.
472
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,884
Correction?
473
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,884
Blair, what did I tell you
fucking day one?
474
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,051
Computers don't make trades.
Men do.
475
00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:14,343
And men are superstitious
and scared and stupid,
476
00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:15,552
and when they see
two big houses selling,
477
00:16:15,635 --> 00:16:17,301
they're gonna fucking panic,
478
00:16:17,385 --> 00:16:20,468
and panic spreads like
wildfire, like chlamydia.
479
00:16:20,552 --> 00:16:21,802
- I can't believe--
- What?
480
00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:23,552
That we beat you
and the market?
481
00:16:23,635 --> 00:16:24,926
I was gonna say
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
482
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,301
'cause that shit
spreads real nice.
483
00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:29,843
People are gonna lose
their fucking houses,
484
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:31,635
their jobs, their livelihoods,
485
00:16:31,718 --> 00:16:33,260
their fucking everything,
Blair.
486
00:16:33,343 --> 00:16:34,260
So?
487
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:35,510
[scoffs]
488
00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:37,218
[Mo] Wow.
This isn't a stock play.
489
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:39,718
It's a Steinbeck play,
Grapes of Wrath shit.
490
00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:41,718
Well, congratulations,
assholes.
491
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:43,468
You just broke
the fucking world.
492
00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:45,093
I think you're exaggerating.
493
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,260
Am I?
494
00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:47,802
[distant scream]
495
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,802
♪ Six o'clock already ♪
496
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,260
♪ I was just in the middle
of a dream ♪
497
00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:55,343
[screaming, wailing]
498
00:16:55,426 --> 00:16:57,260
♪ I was kissin' Valentino ♪
499
00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:00,093
♪ By a crystal blue
Italian stream ♪
500
00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:01,468
♪♪♪
501
00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:03,051
[indistinct shouting]
502
00:17:03,134 --> 00:17:05,051
♪ But I can't be late ♪
503
00:17:05,134 --> 00:17:08,218
♪ 'Cause then I guess
I just won't get paid ♪
504
00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:11,051
[indistinct shouting]
505
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:13,051
♪ These are the days ♪
506
00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:17,176
♪ When you wish your bed
was already made ♪
507
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:20,426
♪ It's just another
manic Monday ♪
508
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,218
♪ Oh, oh ♪
509
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:24,468
♪ I wish it was Sunday ♪
510
00:17:24,552 --> 00:17:26,009
♪ Oh, oh ♪
511
00:17:26,093 --> 00:17:28,134
♪ 'Cause that's my fun day ♪
512
00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:29,884
♪ Oh, oh ♪
513
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:31,968
♪ My I-don't-have-to-run day ♪
514
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,218
♪ Oh, oh ♪
515
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:37,552
No, fuck!
Not the Georgina play!
516
00:17:37,635 --> 00:17:39,009
The market's crashing.
517
00:17:39,093 --> 00:17:40,593
It's happening again,
Len, just like '29.
518
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,134
We're not going out
like Grand-père.
519
00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:43,968
No Leighmans are dying today!
520
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:45,760
Stop talking and just move
everything into gold.
521
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:47,051
- Dammit!
- What?
522
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,760
We're locked out
of our positions.
523
00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:49,843
The algorithm, it's
selling everything we own.
524
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:51,677
I can't stop it.
525
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,468
This was all a Jammer Group
plot to screw us.
526
00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:56,009
Yeah, well, nobody screws us
but us.
527
00:17:56,093 --> 00:17:58,093
I-I-I-I meant--
528
00:17:58,176 --> 00:17:59,468
I know what you meant.
529
00:17:59,552 --> 00:18:01,260
I meant that
the only one smart enough
530
00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:04,593
to technically get the better
of us is technically us.
531
00:18:04,677 --> 00:18:06,009
You're just
a little haphazard
532
00:18:06,093 --> 00:18:07,385
with your word choices,
all right?
533
00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:08,968
I mean, all siblings
take baths together,
534
00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:10,884
you know,
when they're younger,
535
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,301
and then what--what's
the cutoff age, eight, nine?
536
00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:13,884
Yeah, you're preaching
to the choir.
537
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,260
In Europe,
there is no cutoff.
538
00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:16,718
Forty five, I don't know.
539
00:18:16,802 --> 00:18:17,635
Can you please just stop
the algorithm?
540
00:18:17,718 --> 00:18:18,802
- Stop yelling at me!
541
00:18:18,884 --> 00:18:20,134
- Stop the fucking algorithm!
542
00:18:20,218 --> 00:18:23,176
♪ ominous music ♪
543
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:28,134
♪♪♪
544
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,176
[knock on door]
545
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,510
What?
546
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,385
[Dawn]
Look, Mo.
547
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,260
You always said if I wanted
something from you,
548
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,009
I had to take it.
549
00:18:44,093 --> 00:18:46,009
I'm sorry, Mo,
550
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:49,552
but it's my time,
551
00:18:49,635 --> 00:18:53,134
and if it's any consolation,
you know,
552
00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:55,260
this--this--this whole thing,
553
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:59,552
it was in motion before I even
knew about the ring and...
554
00:18:59,635 --> 00:19:02,301
Does it matter?
[scoffs]
555
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:04,552
Does any of this fucking shit
matter anymore?
556
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:06,218
It's just us,
you know what I mean,
557
00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:07,884
round and round
on a fucking roller coaster,
558
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,926
like you called it.
559
00:19:10,009 --> 00:19:11,301
I'm done with it.
560
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:12,426
I want to get off.
561
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,134
For real,
562
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:16,968
or is this just a joke
about gettin' off?
563
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:19,468
I'm out of jokes.
564
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,218
Look, I--
565
00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:28,843
I love you.
566
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,426
But you know that already.
567
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,884
So what is there
even left to say?
568
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,134
[sighs]
569
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,884
Fuck the play. Fuck the money.
Fuck 'em all.
570
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:43,218
Okay, it really is just us.
571
00:19:49,343 --> 00:19:51,093
[exhales]
572
00:19:56,718 --> 00:19:58,677
Pretty
unorthodox proposal.
573
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,301
[Blair] He didn't buy
that ring five years ago.
574
00:20:01,385 --> 00:20:02,718
He bought it yesterday.
575
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,009
Get the fuck out of here,
Blair.
576
00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:05,677
I had a PI follow you, Maurice.
577
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,884
You sent Chad upstate yesterday
578
00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:10,677
to buy that ring
to cover your ass.
579
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,176
[Mo] No, I sent Chad to pick up
my new Limbo yesterday.
580
00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:15,176
- He was never gonna propose.
- Dawn.
581
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,718
That's not true, okay?
This is real.
582
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,426
Nothing about you is real.
583
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,884
You are all bullshit.
584
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:23,385
Dawn, do not get soft
right now.
585
00:20:23,468 --> 00:20:24,385
I don't know what to believe.
586
00:20:24,468 --> 00:20:25,593
Believe me.
587
00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:27,718
[Jammer]
Holy shit!
588
00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:30,301
This market is falling harder
than me in the shower.
589
00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:31,843
You can take a hike.
590
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,426
What's the long faces?
591
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:35,385
Let's start celebrating
before the world ends.
592
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,134
Not really a good time
to celebrate, Jammer.
593
00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:38,760
These two...
[laughs]
594
00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:39,718
...fucked me over.
595
00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:41,009
What?
596
00:20:41,093 --> 00:20:42,593
It's fucking done,
all right?
597
00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:43,510
The Georgina play
blew up in my face.
598
00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:45,134
That's bullshit.
599
00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:46,593
Look, it's nice to have
some family here
600
00:20:46,677 --> 00:20:48,385
at least to celebrate
my birthday.
601
00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:50,718
Family, what are you--what are
you talking about family?
602
00:20:50,802 --> 00:20:53,677
You think I came here for your
pathetic fuckin' birthday?
603
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,218
What, are you nine?
604
00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:57,051
You want a GoBot or something?
605
00:20:57,134 --> 00:21:00,884
I'm here for my piece
of the Georgina play.
606
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,218
You don't have any shares
of Georgina.
607
00:21:03,301 --> 00:21:04,968
Or of the Jammer Group.
608
00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:07,718
Bitch, I staked
the Jammer Group.
609
00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:10,385
Why the hell do you think
they call it the Jammer Group?
610
00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:12,718
That was a gift for me
611
00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:14,802
because you were proud of me
and what I--
612
00:21:14,884 --> 00:21:17,677
Proud? Goddamn it, kid,
you're embarrassing yourself.
613
00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:20,134
You're not my son.
614
00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:21,552
If you were my son,
615
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,176
you wouldn't have
fucked up like this.
616
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:24,968
We met in prison,
for Christ's sake, Roland.
617
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,051
What's the matter with you?
618
00:21:26,134 --> 00:21:27,468
Who's Roland?
619
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,635
You gave me your fucking
lucky watch.
620
00:21:28,718 --> 00:21:30,176
You mean this fucking watch?
621
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:31,926
They're 60 bucks,
622
00:21:32,009 --> 00:21:33,718
and I get 'em
from a Chinaman in Koreatown.
623
00:21:33,802 --> 00:21:35,218
Who's Roland?
624
00:21:35,301 --> 00:21:38,426
He's me. I'm him.
It's--
625
00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:39,760
I told you, Dawn.
626
00:21:39,843 --> 00:21:41,593
He is all bullshit.
627
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,677
♪ funky hip-hop music ♪
628
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,260
♪♪♪
629
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:49,301
[man] Oh, hey,
let me take care of it.
630
00:21:49,385 --> 00:21:50,593
You got a little spot
right here, man.
631
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,510
Hey, I said no.
You see this?
632
00:21:52,593 --> 00:21:54,051
[Chad]
What the fuck are you doing?
633
00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:55,635
Yeah. [shouts]
What the--
634
00:21:55,718 --> 00:21:56,968
Give me that bow!
635
00:21:57,051 --> 00:21:58,009
[Larry]
It's gonna be all right.
636
00:21:58,093 --> 00:21:59,343
It's okay.
637
00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:02,301
[Lenny] Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
638
00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:03,802
One of us should take
a steamy shit in Mo's car?
639
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:05,093
[laughs]
640
00:22:05,176 --> 00:22:08,093
I haven't felt
this close to you since
641
00:22:08,176 --> 00:22:09,635
we ate our brother,
Lonnie, in the womb.
642
00:22:09,718 --> 00:22:10,510
[giggles]
643
00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:11,510
Flip it.
644
00:22:11,593 --> 00:22:13,260
Watch out.
645
00:22:13,343 --> 00:22:14,635
[both]
Heads.
646
00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:17,218
[both]
Tails.
647
00:22:19,718 --> 00:22:21,843
[both]
Heads.
648
00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:23,343
You know what?
I actually have to go anyway.
649
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:24,760
Oh, I know.
650
00:22:24,884 --> 00:22:26,260
[chuckles]
Love you.
651
00:22:34,968 --> 00:22:37,260
Make it a wet one!
[laughs]
652
00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:39,926
[mouthing words]
653
00:22:42,718 --> 00:22:43,760
[engine revs]
654
00:22:43,843 --> 00:22:45,176
[Blair]
Look, Mo,
655
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:47,051
I know you think
you've lost everything,
656
00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:48,468
but you haven't.
657
00:22:48,552 --> 00:22:50,426
You will always have...
658
00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:51,718
the Honda.
659
00:22:51,802 --> 00:22:53,426
You're gonna need
my shitty Honda.
660
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:54,884
A bet's a bet.
661
00:22:57,051 --> 00:22:58,760
You really are
a fucking Boy Scout.
662
00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:00,677
I'm sorry to interrupt
your little drum circle here,
663
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,260
you fucking hippies,
664
00:23:02,343 --> 00:23:06,385
but I made
a long-term investment in you,
665
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,176
and now I'm here to collect.
666
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,176
Well, get it from them,
all right?
667
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,843
I taught 'em
everything I know,
668
00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:12,884
and they used it to play me.
669
00:23:12,968 --> 00:23:14,426
[Jammer]
Bullshit!
670
00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:15,926
I taught you
everything I know,
671
00:23:16,009 --> 00:23:17,301
which is how I know
672
00:23:17,385 --> 00:23:20,843
all of you
are playing me.
673
00:23:20,926 --> 00:23:21,968
It's over, Jammer.
674
00:23:22,051 --> 00:23:23,593
[Keith]
Holy shit.
675
00:23:23,677 --> 00:23:26,176
Fat Fred just had a heart
attack in the grain pit.
676
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:27,552
Jammer,
I'm telling you the truth.
677
00:23:27,635 --> 00:23:29,176
They won fair and square.
678
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,635
They pulled off
the Georgina play.
679
00:23:30,718 --> 00:23:32,176
Wow, twist.
680
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:33,593
Yeah, did all I could.
681
00:23:33,677 --> 00:23:34,677
[Keith]
You actually did a lot,
682
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,760
didn't you, Mo?
683
00:23:36,843 --> 00:23:38,260
Like planting cocaine on Blair
684
00:23:38,343 --> 00:23:39,926
and laundering money
for the Yakuza
685
00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:42,718
and parking all that
Georgina stock illegally,
686
00:23:42,802 --> 00:23:45,385
so we can all agree that
Maurice Monroe did all of that.
687
00:23:45,468 --> 00:23:47,718
[Mo] Yes, Keith,
Maurice Monroe did all of that,
688
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,176
although I'm not sure
why we're listing this
689
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,385
all in one sitting.
690
00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:51,926
But Keith's right.
691
00:23:52,009 --> 00:23:54,176
[scoffs]
You're always right.
692
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,760
You're the only one in this
room full of fucking snakes
693
00:23:55,843 --> 00:23:58,884
that never fucked me over
for 15 years.
694
00:23:58,968 --> 00:24:01,176
Turns out you're the best
friend I got in the world.
695
00:24:02,802 --> 00:24:05,134
[scoffs]
696
00:24:05,218 --> 00:24:07,009
Jesus Christ,
I love you, man.
697
00:24:08,426 --> 00:24:09,677
Uh...
698
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:15,134
Um, can I get some air?
699
00:24:15,218 --> 00:24:16,926
I-I just--
excuse me for a second.
700
00:24:18,843 --> 00:24:21,760
♪ tense music ♪
701
00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:24,843
♪♪♪
702
00:24:24,926 --> 00:24:26,218
[engine revs]
703
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:28,009
[Jammer]
Listen up, you fucks.
704
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:30,926
I've been waiting all my life
for a deal this sweet...
705
00:24:31,009 --> 00:24:32,218
[engine revs]
706
00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:38,635
...and I am not leaving here
without my piece.
707
00:24:38,718 --> 00:24:40,009
What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Jammer?
708
00:24:40,093 --> 00:24:41,843
It's over.
709
00:24:41,926 --> 00:24:43,051
[Jammer] What the fuck
am I gonna do about it?
710
00:24:43,134 --> 00:24:44,635
- [Mo] Yeah.
- How 'bout this?
711
00:24:44,718 --> 00:24:45,635
- [Dawn] My gun!
- You think I'm fucking around?
712
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:46,760
Oh, oh, okay, okay.
713
00:24:46,843 --> 00:24:48,426
[engine revs]
714
00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:50,718
Huh, you people think
I'm fucking around?
715
00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:52,385
[engine winds down]
716
00:24:52,468 --> 00:24:54,843
♪ intense music ♪
717
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,218
[Jammer]
Now who's fucking around?
718
00:24:56,301 --> 00:24:57,884
- [gunshot]
- [Dawn screams]
719
00:24:57,968 --> 00:24:59,009
[Mo]
Holy shit, Keith!
720
00:24:59,093 --> 00:25:00,635
- Ow.
- [Dawn] Keith!
721
00:25:00,718 --> 00:25:02,051
Ah!
722
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:02,843
[Dawn]
Mo!
723
00:25:02,926 --> 00:25:03,843
[groans]
724
00:25:03,926 --> 00:25:07,134
♪♪♪
725
00:25:07,218 --> 00:25:08,635
[gasping]
726
00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:10,385
[Jammer]
Nobody jams the Jammer!
727
00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:14,009
[Dawn]
Mo!
728
00:25:14,093 --> 00:25:14,926
[Jammer]
Ah!
729
00:25:15,009 --> 00:25:16,635
Ah!
730
00:25:16,718 --> 00:25:18,510
Prick!
731
00:25:18,593 --> 00:25:20,260
[Jammer groans]
732
00:25:21,552 --> 00:25:23,677
Fuck me?
733
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,301
Fuck you.
734
00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:27,385
[Dawn]
Mo!
735
00:25:27,468 --> 00:25:29,426
[groaning]
736
00:25:29,510 --> 00:25:31,635
[growls]
737
00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:33,301
[Jammer screams]
738
00:25:33,385 --> 00:25:35,009
[groaning]
739
00:25:35,093 --> 00:25:36,635
[explosion]
740
00:25:36,718 --> 00:25:38,510
[all] Oh!
741
00:25:38,593 --> 00:25:40,260
[labored breathing]
742
00:25:40,343 --> 00:25:42,635
Fuck me.
743
00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:44,009
Fuck you!
744
00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:46,760
♪ suspenseful synth music ♪
745
00:25:46,843 --> 00:25:51,926
♪♪♪
746
00:26:05,843 --> 00:26:07,926
[Keith]
Boss.
747
00:26:08,009 --> 00:26:09,301
I'm sorry.
748
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,093
Fuck him.
749
00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:14,260
No.
750
00:26:14,343 --> 00:26:15,385
I'm sorry.
751
00:26:15,468 --> 00:26:18,301
♪ solemn music ♪
752
00:26:18,385 --> 00:26:19,468
[sighs]
753
00:26:19,552 --> 00:26:24,301
♪♪♪
754
00:26:24,385 --> 00:26:25,718
[Deb]
Okay.
755
00:26:25,802 --> 00:26:26,843
Okay!
756
00:26:26,926 --> 00:26:28,343
Listen up, everybody!
757
00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:31,635
All right, fan out
and find Maurice Monroe!
758
00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:33,468
What she said,
motherfuckers!
759
00:26:33,552 --> 00:26:38,510
♪♪♪
760
00:26:44,635 --> 00:26:46,009
[Dawn]
Mo.
761
00:26:46,093 --> 00:26:49,134
Roland, whoever.
762
00:26:49,218 --> 00:26:50,760
[scoffs]
763
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,260
Yeah, I know how
this song goes.
764
00:27:16,884 --> 00:27:18,176
Yeah.
765
00:27:20,468 --> 00:27:22,552
[door opens, closes]
766
00:27:29,926 --> 00:27:31,176
Fuck.
767
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,176
Was a little bumpy,
768
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,884
but I think
we stuck the landing.
769
00:27:34,968 --> 00:27:36,760
A man just died.
770
00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:38,468
[scoffs]
I mean,
771
00:27:38,552 --> 00:27:40,134
he was kinda already
knockin' on hell's door.
772
00:27:40,218 --> 00:27:42,593
Let's celebrate, partner.
773
00:27:42,677 --> 00:27:45,134
[sniffs]
774
00:27:45,802 --> 00:27:47,552
Ah.
775
00:27:54,385 --> 00:27:56,093
More for me!
776
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,051
♪ ominous music ♪
777
00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,635
- [door bangs]
- [Missy] Go, go, go!
778
00:27:59,718 --> 00:28:00,968
He's got to be
here somewhere.
779
00:28:01,051 --> 00:28:02,051
Look around!
780
00:28:02,134 --> 00:28:03,343
Mr. Monroe, you're under--
781
00:28:03,426 --> 00:28:05,385
oh, it's just his secretary.
782
00:28:05,468 --> 00:28:07,552
Let's keep moving!
Go, go, go!
783
00:28:07,635 --> 00:28:10,843
♪ tense music ♪
784
00:28:10,926 --> 00:28:15,760
♪♪♪
785
00:28:21,093 --> 00:28:23,635
[scoffs]
786
00:28:23,718 --> 00:28:27,677
♪ Time, it goes so fast
when you're having fun ♪
787
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,260
♪ It's just another
manic Monday ♪
788
00:28:30,343 --> 00:28:32,343
♪ Oh, oh ♪
789
00:28:32,426 --> 00:28:34,301
♪ Wish it was Sunday ♪
790
00:28:34,385 --> 00:28:36,176
♪ Oh, oh ♪
791
00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,051
♪ 'Cause that's my fun day ♪
792
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,093
♪ Oh, oh ♪
793
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:41,635
♪ My I-don't-have-to-run day ♪
794
00:28:41,718 --> 00:28:43,468
♪ Oh, oh ♪
795
00:28:43,552 --> 00:28:46,802
♪ It's just another
manic Monday ♪
796
00:28:46,884 --> 00:28:51,802
♪♪♪
797
00:28:51,884 --> 00:28:54,760
[watch ticking]
798
00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:59,360
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