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Hey. Hey, honey.
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Do you remember
that you asked me to get you
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ELO tickets? Hmm?
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So annoying people
can't recycle.
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Like, what the actual fuck?
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Okay, so, do you not
want to go anymore?
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Mom, I'm in the middle
of something.
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Okay, so what night
would you like to go?
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-What are you talking about?
-[phone vibrating]
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Hey. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, what time?
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-[door slams]
-[muffled]: Uh-huh.
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Mom! Mom!
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Mom!
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Yes? H-How may I help you?
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I'm going to Melrose with Jason.
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Do you have any money so I can
get... lunch or something?
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Okay. [clears throat]
Frankie.
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I was trying to be nice by
getting you tickets to a show
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that you begged me
to get you tickets for.
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Then you were rude, and then,
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you ask me for money
without even apologizing.
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Do you think that's
a fair assessment
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of what just happened?
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Frankie, this is where you say,
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"Mom, I'm sorry
for being a little dick,
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"and I really appreciate
you getting me the tickets
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"and taking the time.
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"Also, may I please
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have some spending money?"
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Fine.
Don't give me the money.
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I'll get some weirdo
to buy me lunch
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and maybe he'll traffic me
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and you can live with that
for the rest of your life.
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[pounding on door]
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[muffled]:
Mom. Mom, I'm trapped. Mom?
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Mom, are you out there?
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Mom, let me out.
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Mom! I can't get out!
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♪ And I am not ashamed♪
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♪ Of my mental state♪
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♪ And I am not ashamed
of my body weight...♪
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[barking]
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♪ And I am not ashamed
of my rage♪
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-♪ And I am not ashamed
of my age.♪ -[grunting]
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Hi. Oh.
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Hi, Sam. Thanks for the
marinated ribs last Tuesday.
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Um, oh, God. [chuckles]
So embarrassing.
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You didn't have to bringthe truck. I mean, is this okay?
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Is it out of bounds
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to call you guys
for something like this?
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No, it's standard procedure,
it's what we're here for.
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You won't believe the things
people call us about.
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[laughing]:
Right, Cap?
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All right.
Come on through.
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I'll show you
where the emergency is.
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It's Frankie's room.
Thank you.
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Hi. Sorry. Thanks.
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My pleasure.
Must've been the wind, huh?
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Seems to have been
slammed pretty hard.
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These old doors,
they get stuck all the time.
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-Okay. You're free.
-Thanks, guys.
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-Bye, now.
-Take care.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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You're welcome!
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-[scoffs] Ugh.
-[phone ringing, vibrating]
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♪ Here we go...♪
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Okay.
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♪ Here we go♪
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♪ Yeah.♪
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And so it begins.
Come on, Chewy.
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[phone ringing, vibrating]
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♪
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Okay.
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"Pour half of the
MiraLAX solution...
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"the water... Mix until
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it is dissolved completely."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"Mix with any clear liquid,
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not red."
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[phone vibrating]
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Hello.
Hi, Dr. Santoro.
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Hi, Sam, how are you doing?
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Thank you for calling me back.
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I'm sorry to bother you.
I didn't mean to disturb you.
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-Am I disturbing you?
-It's fine.
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My daughter is visiting me
from out of town.
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So, how are you doing?
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-Any movement?
-[sighs] Nope.
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There's no movement yet.
Nothing, no poop, no caca.
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It'll come.
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You have to push liquids
for now.
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Ha! Field of Dreams.
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If you push them,
shit will come.
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[laughing]:
Sam.
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You're wonderful.
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Thank you so much, Dr. Santoro.
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I'll see you tomorrow
for my big opening!
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[chuckles]
Have a good night, Sam.
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See you tomorrow.
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-D... [sighs]
-[line beeps]
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[speaking Spanish]
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[both laugh]
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Oh, wait. [gasps]
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[grunts]
Here we go.
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Nope. Nothing.
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"A sheepdog had not
a good master,
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"but, on the contrary,
one who let him suffer hunger.
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"As he could
stay no longer with him,
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-he went quite sadly..."
-Oh.
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Oh.
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Honey? Honey?
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I love you.
I love you.
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Good night. Mm!
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I love you.
Finish the book.
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I love you. Honey, honey.
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Mommy's got to go
to her own toilet now.
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Mom?
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You're scaring me.
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[grunting]
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♪
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I put extra toilet paper
in the bathroom for you, Mom.
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[grunts, sighs]
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And don't forget to put Vaselineon your butthole.
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Love you.
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♪
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♪ Before Tuesday night,
he was telling me♪
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♪ "Oh, marry me,
pretty lady, please do."♪
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Okay, I'm gonna leave them
out here.
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♪
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[Sam grunting, groaning]
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Yes.
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Ooh!
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[water gurgling]
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Oh, my God. [grunts]
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[TV playing indistinctly]
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[grunts, sighs]
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[groans]
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♪ I hoped we would marry
by Wednesday or so♪
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[barks]
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♪ But to my big surprise...♪
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No, no, no.
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Shoo! Shoo! Out.
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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[toilet flushes]
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♪
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[phone vibrating]
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[toilet flushes]
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[grunts]
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[TV playing indistinctly]
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[sighs]
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But I love nursing still,
'cause I get to be of service.
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Yeah. I hear it's harderto be a nurse than be a doctor.
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One hundo-P.
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Right this way, ma'am.
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-After you.
-Thank you.
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Hi, ladies.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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How's everything?
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-Good. How are you?
-Good. Good. Thank you.
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Oh, you're gonna put
an I.V. in, huh?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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[groans, hisses]
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-[Sunny humming]
-You're okay.
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You're okay.
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-You're okay.
-You're okay.
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-You're totally okay.
-You're okay.
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You're so okay.
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-You're okay.
-You... [laughs]
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Thank you.
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-That was good.
-Good.
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[speaking Farsi]
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Ah. Farsi...
[continues in Farsi]
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Um, no.
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I wish I spoke more Farsi,
but I really like it a lot.
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I have...
I have a lot of deusts.
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My family and I celebrate
Chaharshanbe Suri every year.
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Ah, how cool.
Chaharshanbe Suri...
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[continues in Farsi]
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-Exactly.
-Huh?
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[laughter]
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Okay. You did great.
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-SAM: You did great.
-[chuckles]
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How do you say "thank you"?
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Say "merci."
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Oh, merci.I know.
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Merci.
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Your doctor's gonna be
with you soon, okay?
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SAM:
Merci.
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[nurse speaks Farsi]
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[speaks Farsi phrase]
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[repeats Farsi phrase]
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SUNNY:
She's so pretty.
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-I know.
-Beautiful.
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-Gorgeous. The hair kills me.
-Yeah.
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-[Sam chuckling]
-Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm Roy.
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I'm your nurse anesthetist.
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00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,845
Tell me, are you allergic
to eggs or soy?
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Why? Are you gonna cook for me?
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[both chuckle]
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[chuckles]
That's too funny.
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No, those are in
one of our solutions.
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No, I'm not allergic to those,
but can you please arrange
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for a pleasant dream
while I'm under?
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Oh, that's my specialty, dear.
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-[both chuckle]
-ROY: All right.
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BOTH:
Cute.
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Okay, Nurse Roy.
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You'll have dreams about him.
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Guess what my specialty is.
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[laughs]
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Hi, Sam.
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Hi, Dr. Santoro.
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Please don't tear my butthole.
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You know I do a thousand
of these a year, right?
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I don't know why you'd want to,but okay, if you say so.
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All right.
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Let's turn you
on your left side, hmm?
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SAM:
Is it happening?
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Am I on drugs yet?
[chuckles]
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Not yet, dear.
You'll know when.
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So, I tell
all my creative people
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to think of something fabulous.
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Think of an idea, and your mindwill go to incredible places.
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Think of something specific.
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All right.
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Go ahead, do me a favor.
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Count backwards from five.
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Okay. Five, four...
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[Dave Brubeck's"Blue Rondo à la Turk" playing]
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[electrical humming]
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[speaking Farsi]
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[quiet, indistinct muttering]
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♪
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-Mm. Mm.
-Mm, mm.
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[grunts]
So good. Delicious.
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[speaking Farsi]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yeah. Just take a big swig.
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A big swig. All the way.
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Come on. Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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[laughing]
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-[shouts in Farsi]
-[Chewy barks]
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-[vocalizing]
-[laughter]
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-[laughing]
-Mm!
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[laughter continues]
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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[Murray laughs]
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[groans]
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00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,996
[someone passes gas nearby]
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MAN:
Sorry about that.
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No problem.
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Hi. You okay?
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-How you doing?-[whispers]: Did you hear that?
264
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,007
You okay?
265
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,096
-Yes. I'm great.
-Hi. Hi.
266
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,662
I want to go.
I'm ready to go.
267
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:58,968
-Can we go? Let's go.
-Okay.
268
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,100
Your-your phone
has been blowing up.
269
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,666
Max found an apartment
in Hollywood,
270
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,494
and she needs you
to put a deposit down
271
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,582
in, like, five minutes.
272
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,888
What? Excuse me?
273
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,935
Please, I'm a little busy
right now.
274
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,110
-God.
-Hi, Sam. How you feeling?
275
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,894
Hi. Um, good.
276
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,678
Am... are we discharged?
277
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,680
Well, I'm really glad
we did this.
278
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,030
Let me pull up a chair.
279
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,901
Ohp. Oh. The chair slide.
280
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,164
She's getting a chair.
She's coming in close.
281
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,688
-That's not good, Sunny.
-It's okay. I'm right here.
282
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,039
Okay. See this?
283
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,346
That is a polyp.
284
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,044
I have a polyp?
285
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,567
Two of 'em.
286
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,916
Here and here.
287
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,570
-See it?
-Mm-hmm.
288
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:36,963
[man passing gas]
289
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,270
So I removed the polyps,
and I tattooed both areas
290
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,970
just so I know where they are
next time I go back in there.
291
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,320
-I have tattoos now.
-Two of 'em.
292
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,322
There was also another thing.
293
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:52,413
See this red ridge
that's up near your appendix?
294
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,850
So I scraped that off,
I took samples,
295
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,287
I looked at it on a plate.
296
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,811
It probably is nothing.
297
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,554
-But it could be a malignant...-Wait, what?
298
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,078
...polyp.
299
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,557
-Mmm.
-If it is,
300
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,211
it means that I would have to gothrough your bellybutton
301
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,170
and remove it laparoscopically.
302
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:13,956
Easily extricated and done
in an outpatient procedure.
303
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,002
[takes deep breath]
304
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,094
Polyp.
305
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,662
Polyp.
Polyp is a funny word.
306
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,969
I mean, not really
so much in this instance,
307
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,103
pertaining to me, but...
Polyp, though.
308
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,106
-Ps are funny.
-[man passing gas]
309
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,455
Oy.
310
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,239
-Uh, can we go?
-Can... Yeah.
311
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,981
Because I really want
to get my body over a toilet.
312
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,591
Ah, that's just air.
313
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,158
And yes, you can go.
314
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,986
And have a glass of wine
tonight.
315
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,162
You probably have some anxiety
from all this.
316
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,251
I don't.
317
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,471
I mean, I didn't,
but actually, now I do,
318
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,908
and I really do have to poop.
319
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,388
That's just air.
320
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,433
I don't think so.
321
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,261
I don't believe you.
322
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,047
-I can't...
this can't possibly... -Try to get...
323
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,396
[passing gas]
324
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,832
Oh.
325
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,616
It was just air.
326
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,228
-[laughs]
-Sorry.
327
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,056
Oh, God.
328
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,448
-That's better.
-Whoo!
329
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,060
-Yeah.
-Thanks, Dr. Santoro.
330
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,149
[toilet flushing]
331
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,454
LEV:
In future, Sam:
332
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:20,240
no tampons, no Q-tips,
no Kleenex, nothing.
333
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,371
Only caca.
334
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,938
We know that, Lev.
335
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,201
We only put caca
in the toilets here.
336
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,638
Four ladies in the house
cannot have such big caca.
337
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,813
Impossible.
338
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,032
You don't know these ladies
339
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,120
and you don't know our cacas.
340
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,254
Oh. Oh, here's the nice soap.
341
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,255
Ah, of course.
342
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,822
SAM:
Yes.
343
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,303
Plus, I need to replace
this toilet, it's old.
344
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,044
You need more horsepower.
345
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,829
Exactly.
I'm tired of plunging it.
346
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,831
-How much you want to spend?
-I don't care.
347
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,660
I just want one that is never
gonna clog on me again.
348
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,314
Okay.
349
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,055
If you have YouTube,
I have toilet for you.
350
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,056
I can show you.
351
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,058
Oh.
352
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,581
Okay.
353
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,021
Okay.
354
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:08,984
Ah, just...
put this right there.
355
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,291
Okay, this is
Bentley of toilets.
356
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,249
They have in prisons so
criminals cannot flood cells.
357
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,078
SAM [laughing]:
Oh, my God! Lev!
358
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,166
Yes!
359
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,428
That's the one!
360
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,213
Amazing, right?
Keep watching.
361
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,129
[gasps]
Are those golf balls?
362
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,307
I love this thing!
363
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,918
If you want,
you can flush a small dog
364
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,485
or even a kilo of cocaine.
365
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,313
SAM:
[claps hands] I want it.
366
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,314
I want it. Seriously.
367
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,706
When can I get one?
368
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,230
I can get one for you
and install.
369
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,318
Thank you.
370
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,101
Uh, tonight I go to Torrance,
371
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,668
and I pick up toilets
372
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,278
and install for you tomorrow.
373
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,453
You're amazing.
374
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,368
High-five, then.
375
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,892
Oh. Lev, you know I can't...
376
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:48,937
No offense.
377
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,939
-Ah. Uh... None taken.
-Yeah.
378
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,249
So, this is it.
379
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,815
The last session.
380
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,774
SAM:
Yep.
381
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,819
How do you feel about that?
382
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,997
I don't know, Doc.
How do you feel about it?
383
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,217
I don't know, Ms. Fox,
how do you feel about it?
384
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,962
I feel like...
385
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,181
Xanax tonight?
386
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,139
Hey.
387
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:21,230
My prescription was for sleep,
anxiety and four sessions.
388
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,231
Ding.
389
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,015
[sighs] Look, uh...
390
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,756
Uh, these sessions...
391
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,585
I-It's kind of...
392
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,022
Well, it's not kind of,
it's really not okay.
393
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,502
[sighs]
Why?
394
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:36,289
-It isn't therapy, Sam. And...
-Yes, it is.
395
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,379
I'm sitting here talking,
you're listening...
396
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,555
This is therapy. If this
isn't therapy, what is it?
397
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,297
But you're not talking, Sam.
You're not.
398
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,300
And maybe you would have openedup to some other therapist
399
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,997
who doesn't have
a past with you.
400
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,564
I should have referred you out,
401
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,740
I really, really should have.
402
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,394
Hippocratic oath and shit.
403
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,004
Why didn't you and shit?
404
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,397
Why didn't I?
405
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,313
That's a good question.
406
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,879
That's a good...
Well, why didn't I?
407
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:05,753
Well, I guess because
I wanted to see you again.
408
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:09,278
And I really wasn't thinking
about anything else.
409
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:12,325
And to think I opened up
all my traumas to you.
410
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,588
You didn't open up
anything to me.
411
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,329
Y-You don't want therapy.
412
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,939
Therapy is not for you.
413
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,550
What's that supposed to mean?
I could be good at therapy.
414
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,422
If I tried.
415
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,989
Okay, tell me
about your ex-husband.
416
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,426
What? Are you insane?
417
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,341
I'm not talking about that. Ew.
418
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,343
-Tell me about your father.
-No.
419
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,780
-What about your mother?
-Oh, God, no. No way.
420
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:36,305
Okay, okay, so we're not gonnatalk about your failed marriage,
421
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,698
nothing about your family,
422
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,656
or about your childhood,
423
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,658
or about your sex life
424
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,225
or your dreams.
425
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,314
Nothing about your dating life
426
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,011
or what gives you meaning
427
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,622
or even the loneliness,
428
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,059
the-the loneliness
that we all feel.
429
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,366
Nope.
430
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:57,065
Nope, absolutely... nope.
431
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,241
[sighs]
All right, Sam.
432
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,462
You're being
emotional eel slippery.
433
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,639
And I have to say that,
for someone like me,
434
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:08,250
who-who-who loves to indulge
435
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,688
in talking about everything...
436
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,473
it's kind of hot.
437
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,302
It is?
438
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,957
Yeah, but you're just
playing a game, and...
439
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,395
it's gonna catch up to you.
440
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,049
Yeah, probably.
441
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,529
But not today?
442
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,357
-Nope.
-No.
443
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,316
All right, well,
we still have some...
444
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,926
some time left in this session.
445
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,710
How do you want to spend it?
446
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,107
I don't know, Doc.
447
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,761
How do you want to spend it?
448
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,458
Hey, it's your dime.
449
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,287
Uh, it's completely
up to you, Sam.
450
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,376
I'll do whatever you tell me.
451
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,337
I'll do...
452
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,078
whatever you tell me.
453
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,645
Well...
454
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,560
well, I want you
to come over here
455
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,868
and sit next to me
on this bench.
456
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:05,394
Just like you did on that benchthat day at Camp Teak,
457
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:09,006
when we were watchingthe counselors put on that play.
458
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,922
And I want you to look at me
459
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:15,099
just like you looked at me
that day, like...
460
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:17,232
like, "Oops, sorry about that."
461
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,929
But then I want you
to leave your foot there
462
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,932
and not say a word.
463
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,066
Just like you did
for the whole play back then.
464
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,504
That's what I want you to do.
465
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,245
I want you to do that.
466
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,942
Right now.
467
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,945
That would be...
468
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:38,427
incredibly inappropriate.
469
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,866
[chuckles softly]
470
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,348
[clears throat]
471
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,523
[clicks tongue]
472
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,569
[Sam clears throat]
473
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:06,368
I've had blue balls of the heartfor you for over 30 years.
474
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,197
SAM:
Mm.
475
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,374
And you are officially fired
as my patient.
476
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,204
SAM:
Mm.
477
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:25,822
Well, I guess that's allthe time we have for today, Doc.
478
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,651
Okay, I'll just get my...
479
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,002
Thank you.
480
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:34,788
[door closes]
481
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,531
Oh, my God!
482
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:40,837
Yes!
483
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,665
[laughing]
484
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,188
Let's try potatoes.
485
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:46,016
Or a shampoo bottle.
486
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,279
Okay, one more, though.
487
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,675
-SAM: What are you doing?
-Mom.
488
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,460
Yo, this thing is incredible.
This is the third towel
489
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,896
we've flushed down this thing.
490
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,680
Frankie.
491
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,465
Why are you flushing
our towels down the toilet?
492
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,467
Mom, can we name the toilet?
493
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,469
It deserves a name like...
494
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,209
Balthazar or Abigail.
495
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:06,472
Or Slender Man.
496
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,256
I know.
497
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:10,432
But quit flushing our towels
down the toilet.
498
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,086
-You crazy?
-Last one.
499
00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:14,044
-Hey! No!
-[toilet flushes]
500
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:16,264
Quit it!
501
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:20,050
I don't know you.
Who are you?
502
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:22,705
I'm Quaker, Frankie's friend.
503
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,707
Oh. Hi.
504
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,361
Have fun.
505
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,928
Don't sleep over.
506
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,712
Good night.
507
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,635
[sighs]
508
00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,211
[phone chimes]
509
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,217
[exhales sharply]
510
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,525
Yes.
511
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,309
♪ Pretty words♪
512
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,659
♪ Come so easy♪
513
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,661
♪ They're no good♪
514
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:08,708
♪ If you don't mean it♪
515
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,666
♪ Everything you need♪
516
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:13,713
-♪ You know I got it♪
-♪ Know I got it♪
517
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,628
-♪ You're gonna get it, baby♪
-[door closes]
518
00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:18,065
-♪ No doubt about it♪
-♪ No doubt about it♪
519
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,589
♪ So if you're thinking♪
520
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,765
♪ I'm gonna mistreat you♪
521
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,898
♪ Oh, stop♪
522
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:27,596
♪ Don't worry 'bout it♪
523
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,685
♪ Oh, stop♪
524
00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:32,558
♪ Don't worry 'bout it♪
525
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:35,386
♪ You ain't never had no love♪
526
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:38,738
♪ Like the love
you're gonna get from me♪
527
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,917
♪ You've been used♪
528
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,962
♪ And you've been abused♪
529
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♪ Seven days a week♪
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♪ You had the blues♪
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-♪ You didn't know♪
-♪ Babe...♪
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Okay, Tracy Cromwell.
What's your address and date of birth?
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