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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,228 --> 00:00:02,200 ...cherry picker, frontloader, 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,868 bulldozer, excavator, 3 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,938 and then, of course, cement mixer. 4 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:07,740 - That's my favorite. - Mine, too! 5 00:00:07,742 --> 00:00:10,208 Steve, your new friend Barry is a delight. 6 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,744 - Where have you been hiding him? - He's here all the time. 7 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,346 No, no, no, you're thinking of that other one... 8 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,881 Whatsisname. Fatman Joe. 9 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,618 - Did I miss one of Barry's stories? - Yes. 10 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,486 Could we rewind the tape a bit 11 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:22,887 for ol' Francine? 12 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,090 It's, uh, a little rude to ask someone 13 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:27,826 to repeat themselves just because you left the room. 14 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,763 I left the room to get cashew milk ice cream 15 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:34,032 because someone can't handle dairy. 16 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,569 It's me, Barry. I can't handle natural milks. 17 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,571 I'm the asshole she's talking about. 18 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,906 - Oh. - On an unrelated point, Francine, 19 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:44,909 I wanted to mention the bathroom faucet was dripping earlier. 20 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:47,112 Is there a reason you never, ever turn 21 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,580 the handle all the way off? 22 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,382 I-I sincerely want to help you figure this out. 23 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,584 You've had a strand of Carolina-style 24 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,654 pulled pork stuck in your teeth since Wednesday. 25 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,389 Maybe figure that out? 26 00:00:57,391 --> 00:01:00,525 - Uh-oh. - What, Barry? What's wrong? 27 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,594 The way you guys are sniping at each other. 28 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:05,597 - It's not good. - This? 29 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,466 Oh, this is normal. 30 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,934 It's married-people stuff. Isn't it? 31 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,736 No. It's not. 32 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,605 You know, forget it. It's not my place. 33 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:17,275 Barry, it's absolutely your place. 34 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,411 You've got a real problem. 35 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,879 And it will destroy your marriage 36 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,614 if you don't do something about it. 37 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,749 What do you know about marri... 38 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,951 Tell us what to do, Barry! 39 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,290 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 40 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:36,028 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 41 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:39,031 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 42 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:43,736 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 43 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:48,907 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 44 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,443 - ♪ Good... ♪ - ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 45 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,578 Aah! 46 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:57,016 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 47 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,855 My parents used to be passive-aggressive like you... 48 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,189 very toxic. 49 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:08,793 But they did something about it before it was too late. 50 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:12,865 Re-kind-a-lings, a last resort. 51 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:14,733 This hotel looks a little sexy. 52 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,068 If I can be frank with you, Barry, 53 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:19,872 hot, hot sex has never been a problem for us. 54 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:24,142 It worries me that you think this is about physical intimacy. 55 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,412 If I can be frank with you,Stan, 56 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,614 it may already be too late. 57 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:30,749 Ahh. 58 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,618 Booking a trip to Rekindlings now. 59 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,087 Okay. Booked it. 60 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:37,489 And I'm gonna get the Travelocity 61 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,225 Five Buck Trip Insurance just in case. 62 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:42,361 You're wasting our money! 63 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,563 - It's only $5. - Exactly! 64 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,630 It won't cover anything. 65 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,566 Stop! Both of you! 66 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:51,770 You can either be right or you can be happy. 67 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,673 I fainted and you never checked on me. 68 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,578 I'm Mick Weibscott, owner of Pizza Overlord. 69 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:03,916 You all know and love our county-famous jingle. 70 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:06,851 ♪ At Pizza Overlord ♪ 71 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,789 ♪ We've been making pizza for years and years ♪ 72 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,857 But after all those years and years, 73 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,727 we've decided to replace it, 74 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:17,396 and we want our new jingle to come from you, 75 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,999 the beautiful pizza-eaters out there in the dark. 76 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,935 - Whoa! - We should submit a jingle! 77 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:24,803 Let's write the best jingle ever. 78 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,973 Let's send in the old jingle and see if they notice. 79 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:35,713 At Rekindlings, we're sorry you're not in love anymore, 80 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:40,919 but our resort is designed to resuscitate failing marriages. 81 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,855 You'll notice that everything that can be shaped 82 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,591 like a heart is... 83 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:48,860 the bed, the Jacuzzi, even toilet. 84 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,196 Hey, who could bicker here? 85 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,672 Let it be, Stan. 86 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,141 It's tightened as far as it'll go... 87 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,677 Just a little drip. 88 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,281 So if I come over there and turn it, 89 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,283 is it going to turn? 90 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,958 That's it! 91 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,760 Ahh! 92 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,699 Oh. Well, what do you know? 93 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:29,868 _ 94 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,908 You just ate another butterfly. 95 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,576 Well, I'm trying not to. 96 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,045 I'm very self-conscious about it, 97 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,713 and you're always clocking me. 98 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,249 Maybe don't take such big bites. 99 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,855 I think these butterflies want to die. 100 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:53,191 This resort isn't working! We're still bickering! 101 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:56,394 And now our last hope is a balloon shaped like my nutsack. 102 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,264 You wish your nutsack was as red as this. 103 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:03,669 Aah, the lovers I'm takin' up in me sweet balloo. 104 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,804 Come aboard. I'll give you the rundown. 105 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,875 In a balloo, you got three dangers to watch for. 106 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,210 One, you got to mind the wind. 107 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,679 Snag the jet stream, 108 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:16,948 and you'll shoot out over the sea fast as a cheetah bird. 109 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,017 Two, the balloo poppin'. 110 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,420 It's bad news all around and it happens a lot. 111 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:23,555 And the third thing? 112 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:27,359 Condors... the sharks of the skies. 113 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:31,497 There are condor attacks all over these airs. 114 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,566 Love balloo, take flight! 115 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:42,440 Let's hear rough takes on our Pizza Overlord jingles. Hayley? 116 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:45,043 ♪ If your kid's soccer team has won a regional match ♪ 117 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,244 ♪ Come here ♪ 118 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,645 ♪ To find an Arkanoid game ♪ 119 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:48,714 ♪ That's been broken for years ♪ 120 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,582 ♪ Come here ♪ 121 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,851 It's good. It's really good. 122 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,387 But it doesn't say the name of the restaurant 123 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,122 or the word "pizza." 124 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,257 For ours, I wrote the melody 125 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,059 and Klaus wrote the lyrics. 126 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,728 I can't stress that enough. 127 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,930 Klaus wrote the lyrics. 128 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,065 ♪ Thirty three thousand e-mails ♪ 129 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,134 ♪ Where did they all go? ♪ 130 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,802 ♪ Hillary makes me sick ♪ 131 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,671 ♪ Time to lock her up, fo sho ♪ 132 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,073 ♪ We are all the puppets ♪ 133 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,943 ♪ And George Soros pulls the strings ♪ 134 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,345 ♪ Pizza Overlord ♪ 135 00:06:19,347 --> 00:06:21,547 ♪ Pizza Overlord's the thing ♪ 136 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,215 Klaus wrote the lyrics. 137 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:26,818 Now mine. Be brutally honest. 138 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,821 ♪ Family 'round that table ♪ 139 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,824 ♪ For this meal we're grateful ♪ 140 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,361 ♪ Pizza Overlord ♪ 141 00:06:35,363 --> 00:06:37,763 ♪ It's good ♪ 142 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,834 Oh, my God. That's perfect. 143 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,170 It says that Pizza Overlord is good, 144 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,439 which puts it in the listener's mind, 145 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:52,110 like "That pizza is good." That's smart marketing. 146 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,146 That's what I was thinking when I did it. 147 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,251 This is great, babe. 148 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,587 Look, I think that's the women's prison. 149 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,521 Huh. I think that's actually 150 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,323 the Skechers Distribution Center. 151 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,125 Stop Fran-splaning everything! 152 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,194 Stop being wrong about everything! 153 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:12,264 Cap'n Frenchy! Your balloon isn't fixing our marriage! 154 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:16,201 Ya-ha! You feel that wobble? 155 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:19,137 Ah-ha! The chassis' all screwed up! 156 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,007 It's a damn granny knot down here! 157 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:25,611 Cap'n Frenchy, is... is everything okay? 158 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,312 Yep, s'all good! 159 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,082 Look! 160 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:32,138 Cumulonimbus! 161 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,721 That means condors! 162 00:07:40,094 --> 00:07:41,260 Oh, God. 163 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,231 A may-un! 164 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:51,002 - Frenchy's dead. - We're doomed. 165 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,337 Neither of us can pilot this thing. 166 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:55,407 All we really need to do is go down, right? 167 00:07:55,409 --> 00:07:56,808 Right. Okay. 168 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,143 I'm gonna try something. 169 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,814 It's working! You're doing it! 170 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,083 At first, when Frenchy died, I was like, 171 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,818 "Why?! Why did this happen?" 172 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,954 But now I see there was a reason. 173 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,889 Stan Smith is gone, 174 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:14,225 for I am become Wind Rider. 175 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,299 The ocean?! Up, up, up! 176 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,968 There's no land in sight! 177 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,771 Is this the end of Wind Rider and wife? 178 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,240 Gee! I can't believe 179 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,910 we won the Pizza Overlord jingle contest. 180 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,713 ♪ Family 'round the table ♪ 181 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,916 ♪ For this meal we're grateful ♪ 182 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,519 ♪ Pizza Overlord ♪ 183 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:43,855 ♪ It's good ♪ 184 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,256 We did it! 185 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,925 Well, we keep saying "we," 186 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,194 but it was really all you, Roger. 187 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,662 Aww, shucks. 188 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,398 Ooh, Roger! 189 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,868 I bet it's Capitol Records here to sign you. 190 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,537 Aww, shucks! 191 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,340 Hi, we're Gene and Sue. 192 00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:04,476 We own Gene and Sue's Seafood Shack, 193 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:06,145 now with three locations. 194 00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:08,880 We loved your jingle for Pizza Overlord, 195 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,281 and we thought it'd be neat 196 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:13,018 if we could hire you kids to do one for us. 197 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,619 Wow. A job? 198 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,222 Well, you'd have to ask the genius of the group. 199 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,158 Think you're up for it, Rog... 200 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,192 Oh. 201 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,966 I'll do it. 202 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,835 - Oh, that's swell. - So swell. 203 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,970 There will be expenses. 204 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,972 We'll pay what's fair. 205 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,640 This is a big one. 206 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,908 Get away from me. 207 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,380 So, at some point, 208 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:43,782 this balloon will blow back over land, 209 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,317 and we have to be alive when it does. 210 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,521 What's essential that we need to survive? 211 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:51,723 - Coffee. - More essential than that. 212 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:55,060 - Face wash. - We need water, we need food... 213 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,127 We need to be ready... 214 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,929 for the condors. 215 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,465 Because they're out there, baby. 216 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,068 Food... chocolate-dipped strawberries. 217 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,269 We'll have to ration these. 218 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,071 I should get a much larger ration 219 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,406 so when the condors attack, 220 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:09,140 I'll have the strength to fight them. 221 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,543 Smart. Water... none. 222 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:14,813 This disgusting sweet champagne will only dehydrate us. 223 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:18,017 I like fresh water. But how? 224 00:10:18,019 --> 00:10:20,485 We take your stain-resistant Dockers, 225 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,422 use them as a bladder to collect seawater... 226 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:30,429 ...which we desalinate using the balloon's burner, 227 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:33,032 then we catch the condensation in this emptied 228 00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:35,134 Champagne bottle. 229 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,238 Ahh. Francine, you did it. 230 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,307 And I've saved so much energy by not helping. 231 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,775 I feel so strong. 232 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,310 You look so strong. 233 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,579 Still, I need protein. 234 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,047 We're going fishing. 235 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,450 For the line, thread from my Dockers brand 236 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,718 High-Tensile No-Break Shirt. 237 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,388 For the bait, these gross top parts of the strawberries. 238 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,058 Yuck. And for a hook? 239 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:02,393 Why, your hook-shaped earrings, of course. 240 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,466 Then you can catch birds while I sleep like a lion... 241 00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:09,801 always conserving my energy. 242 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,487 Mmm. 243 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,209 There it is. 244 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,611 Condor. 245 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:25,416 It's a [bleep] dinosaur! 246 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,622 Oh, yeah, the energy is there. 247 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,691 Yaaah! 248 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,895 Yaaah! 249 00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:39,832 _ 250 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,568 All right, let's hear that mbira strut its stuff. 251 00:11:44,457 --> 00:11:45,971 Stop. No. I hate it. 252 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,907 We should light the studio on fire, man. 253 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,509 Record that! 254 00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:53,112 That's why you're my idea man, Delmonaco. 255 00:11:53,114 --> 00:11:55,914 You're not a coward like a certain someone! 256 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,582 Stop calling me a coward! 257 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,917 Who are you anymore?! 258 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,654 ♪ I'm only the best goddamn jingle writer ♪ 259 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:04,490 ♪ In the world ♪ 260 00:12:07,432 --> 00:12:10,395 - Why are they here? - They're paying for all this! 261 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:14,133 About that... This has been pricer than we expected. 262 00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:17,468 We've had to close one of our locations. 263 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,670 Well, I don't have anything yet. 264 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:21,006 We got to put our foot down, buddy. 265 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,675 We need that jingle in one week. 266 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,877 Fine. Deadlines are like assholes... 267 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,647 I do my best work when I'm pressed up against 'em. 268 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,687 Hmm... don't like the eye juice 269 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,622 getting into the burner like that. 270 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:40,225 Better bring the flame down. 271 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,292 It's getting bigger! 272 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,894 We're going up fast. 273 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,163 Did you try jiggling it? 274 00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:53,705 Is that the curvature of the Earth? 275 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:57,442 That book was right. It is round. 276 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,779 Oh, no, there's not enough oxyg... 277 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,582 Stan, we'll die in space 278 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:05,784 if we don't get this balloon down. 279 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,787 I... have an idea. 280 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,655 Yeah, let's party. 281 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,663 I love you, Francine. 282 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,679 We're alive. 283 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,147 You saved us. 284 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,149 We saved each other. 285 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,518 Where are we? 286 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,089 Stan, look! 287 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,763 Stan and Francine Smith, 288 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:55,567 we're the Travelocity Five Buck Trip Insurance Rescue Force. 289 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,709 I told you the trip insurance was worth it... 290 00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:06,177 - There it is! - You said it was a waste of money. 291 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,580 I still think $5 is too much. 292 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,515 This blanket is thread-bare. 293 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,252 Whoa, look who's rehydrated enough to fight. 294 00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,386 Oh, God, he's right, Stan. 295 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,122 But we didn't bicker in the balloon. 296 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,257 You were busy surviving. 297 00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:19,858 For a lot of couples, it helps them 298 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,193 to have a challenge, something to overcome. 299 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,997 We're on the sat-phone with Travelocity HQ. 300 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:29,200 You'll be on the cheapest flight out of Australia in no time. 301 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,203 - We floated to Australia?! - Was that Craig Robinson? 302 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,672 Yeah, lucky you landed here. 303 00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:36,207 One kilometer that way is the Outback, 304 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,144 the most unforgiving biome in the world. 305 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,479 Talk about a challenge... 306 00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:42,614 really something to overcome. 307 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,451 - Should we? - Yes. 308 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,488 Where are you going?! 309 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,222 We're rescuing you! 310 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,293 Well, we're rescuing our marriage! 311 00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:57,329 Bye! Have a beautiful time! 312 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:11,876 - Got 'em. - We've eaten 313 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,546 so many interesting birds on this trip. 314 00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:17,149 And we've gotten really good at killing them. 315 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,485 I can't disagree. We're barely alive, 316 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,421 and we haven't fought for days. 317 00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:24,289 Mm! Mm! 318 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,162 We should get out of the sun. 319 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:37,102 Is that a building in the middle of the desert? 320 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,645 A store full of supplies. 321 00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,614 But where did everybody go? 322 00:15:51,355 --> 00:15:52,986 _ 323 00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:56,588 So, you've decided to work for a Borax mine in the desert. 324 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,991 Congratulations! We here at Tetradual 325 00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:02,995 believe that the future is Borax. 326 00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:04,997 Borax has millions of uses. 327 00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:08,000 Why don't you say some of your favorites aloud right now? 328 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,402 I'll give you 15 minutes. 329 00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,884 We could put this on a sand rat. 330 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,556 I think these life-saving supplies might be bad 331 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,225 for our relationship. 332 00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:34,827 We're not bickering. You're crazy. 333 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:37,696 Right there! You just bickered me. 334 00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:43,435 Where can we go? Where is it hard? 335 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,104 The mining life is a hard life. 336 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,906 Many of you will die in our mine, 337 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:50,442 either trapped by falling rocks or crushed beneath them, 338 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,511 or even half-trapped, half-crushed. 339 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:56,648 But, like all of us at Tetradual, you love Borax. 340 00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,251 We have to go to the mines! 341 00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,986 Sir! The seismic sensors are going haywire! 342 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,722 There's something alive down there! 343 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,391 Shut up right now! Can't you see I'm making a video?! 344 00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:10,729 Our remaining restaurants 345 00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,865 are mortgaged to the hilt to pay for this jingle, 346 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:16,000 but we believe in you and your vision, Roger... 347 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,402 Shut up, Gene. 348 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,338 I'm begging you, I need that wet trap sealed. 349 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,473 Now get ready, suits. 350 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,475 This jingle's gonna sell a lot of seafood 351 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,844 for your terrible buffets. 352 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,116 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 353 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,218 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 354 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,358 ♪ Where am I? ♪ 355 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,760 ♪ I'm hungry ♪ 356 00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:44,429 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 357 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:48,166 ♪ That all the seafood ♪ 358 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,501 ♪ Would be mine ♪ 359 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,970 ♪ I'm so hungry ♪ 360 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,374 We're ruined. 361 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,990 W-W-We'll figure something out. 362 00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:13,325 We always do. 363 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:14,659 Not this time, Susy. 364 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,595 There's no coming back for us. 365 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,999 "There's no coming back"... 366 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,703 I'm having a jingle idea that could save everything. 367 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,206 ♪ There's no coming back ♪ 368 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,143 ♪ For Gene and Sue's Seafood Shack ♪ 369 00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:32,644 A Roger Smith jingle. 370 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,554 It's so dark in here. Maybe we should slow down? 371 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,023 Yeah, let's take it nice and easy 372 00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,626 and destroy our marriage down a toilet! 373 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,628 I almost disagreed with you. 374 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,632 Keeping this wound from getting infected 375 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,367 is gonna be such a great challenge. 376 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:56,901 Thank you, baby. 377 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,971 I'm gonna make this deadly spider bite me. 378 00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:02,107 This is the healthiest our relationship has ever been. 379 00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:13,986 Humanoid cave creatures... 380 00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,520 Incredible. 381 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,055 They ate the miners. 382 00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,727 Look at these things fighting... 383 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,196 like we used to. 384 00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:25,998 Poor bastards. 385 00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:32,471 Huh. Now they seem very close. 386 00:19:32,473 --> 00:19:35,139 Aww. They're in love. 387 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,809 Maybe we're like those creatures. 388 00:19:36,811 --> 00:19:40,012 We bicker, sure, but after we, like, rip on bad movies 389 00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:42,080 and then have outstanding sex... 390 00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,349 like the creatures are doing right now. 391 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,620 Maybe our problem wasn't needing more romance or hardship. 392 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,755 Maybe our problem was letting other people 393 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,224 tell us we had a problem. 394 00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:56,495 Yes! Barry, the medic, all the [bleep] busybodies. 395 00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:59,097 Those lousy busybodies. 396 00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,900 Look at these guys just loving their lives. 397 00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,636 And why? Because there's no one getting in their heads, 398 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,238 judging their relationship and... 399 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,706 Crap. I've stopped whispering. 400 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,913 Run. 401 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,488 It's a dead end! 402 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,792 Stan, we're gonna die! 403 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,328 - No, we're not. - What, why? 404 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:34,533 Because I've secretly still been conserving my energy. 405 00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,268 Yaah! 406 00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,339 Now, everyone turn your books to... 407 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,608 and don't laugh... page 69. 408 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,010 Oh, yeah! 409 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,782 I'll do that with anyone. 410 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,155 Mind your own business, Barry! 411 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,559 Bye! Have a beautiful time! 412 00:21:01,988 --> 00:21:04,084 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 29775

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