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- Clear!
- Clear!
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Whoa!
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Go! Go! Go!
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Not clear!
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Excuse me.
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Don't stop, don't stop, don't
stop, don't stop, don't stop!
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There we go!
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Looks we found our
canaries in a coal mine.
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All right, enough of the perv committee.
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- Come on, let's go.
- This is gonna last forever!
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- Oh, there you go!
- Aah!
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- Oh, my God! Get out!
- What the hell?!
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Carbon monoxide leak in
the building, folks.
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You need to get out.
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Okay, well, just give us a
minute so we can finish up.
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Are you crazy? There's a gas leak.
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Okay. Well, just let us get dressed.
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- Okay, come on.
- Come on, let's go.
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Hey, disconnect those two
and get them outside.
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Andy and I will search
right, you guys go left.
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We'll meet at the stairwell in 10.
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And keep your mask on.
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We don't know how bad this gas leak is.
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Copy.
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What is wrong with you people?
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I am a first responder.
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- Yeah.
- Just one quick second.
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This only takes one second.
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Hey!
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Hey, Tony, why did you
kill the music, man?
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I'm not Tony. Tacoma FD.
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Yeah, right. Nice outfit, dude.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Gas bongs, brah.
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Hello! Anybody home?
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Captain!
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Okay, ma'am, stay calm.
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Oh, my cat.
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My cat... Rumpelstiltskin!
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We're gonna get you out of here.
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Cap, Chief said to keep our masks on.
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Do I ever do what he tells me?
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Yeah, but Chief's the Chief.
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And if he told you to jump
off a building, would you?
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I did last week.
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Just take her out. I'll get the cat.
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Listen to me, fireman.
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Let me just blow a little bit
of smoke in your gas hole.
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I said no!
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What the hell?!
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You know this mask is expensive.
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Yeah, so is this.
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That's my weed, man.
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Let's go. Get out of here.
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- You're a dick.
- Tell it to your barber.
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Come in, Chief.
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What's up, Ike?
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It's Captain Penisi, sir.
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He took in a lot of gas.
We have to help him out.
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Where's his mask?
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He gave it to an old lady, sir.
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Ah, come on.
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All right, we'll clear the floor.
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- You get him outside.
- Copy, sir.
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- Out.
- Idiot.
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I hope he pukes in the parking lot.
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That'll teach him to take his mask off.
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Shit, Eddie, come on.
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Eddie, I was just kidding.
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Look out, look out, look out, look out.
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Come on, buddy, stay with me.
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Come on, Rumpelstiltskin.
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Come on, don't quit on me
now, buddy. Stay with me.
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Hey, he's gone, all right?
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He had nine good ones, man. Let him go!
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Bullshit! Not on my watch!
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Stay with me here!
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- Ugh!
- Man!
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Come on, get up. Get up.
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I thought that was you on the ground.
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You all right?
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It's cool.
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Furball. Furball.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Yeah.
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Mmm!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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- Baby!
- Come on!
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- Son of a prick!
- Yeah, winner! Losers!
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Yeah, whoo!
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Winner-loser what?
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I bet that you would spill sauce
on yourself on the first bite,
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and they guessed the second.
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- Thanks, Chief.
- What was the bet?
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Loser sleeps in a satin
teddy for a month.
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- Ooh.
- That was the bet?
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- You guys sound bored.
- Yeah, kind of.
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We haven't had a fire in weeks.
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That's a good thing, Ike.
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- You should get a hobby.
- I got a hobby, Chief.
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I do needlepoint. Eh?
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- Oh, deer.
- Let me see.
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- Oh, that's super cute.
- Thank you.
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You should knit yourself a toupee.
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That's a funny joke, but
I'm not even bald, so...
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But you're starting to bald.
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I'm starting to thin, maybe, but no.
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So you should knit yourself a toupee.
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I mean, it's needlepoint,
so it keeps me calm.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, you look calm.
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Yeah, it looks like
it's calming you down.
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Don't aggravate him. There
will be hell toupee.
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Maybe both of you guys
should find a hobby.
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"Hell toupee."
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Hey, why don't you guys play cards
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or tell jokes like the old days?
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Man, the old days are busted.
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What? Jokes are great.
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Come on, Andy, tell a joke.
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- Chief, I'm not good at jokes.
- You're great at jokes.
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Come here. Come on. Let's go, up here.
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- Come on.
- Andy.
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- Come on, Andy.
- Come on, get up here.
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- Do it, man.
- Come on.
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Don't be afraid to put
yourself out there.
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- Okay, okay.
- Come on.
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Friendly room, guys.
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Come on, Andy.
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Everybody gather around.
Myawani's gonna tell a joke.
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Come on, man, come on!
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Here we go. Wait till we're seated.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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No opener?
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Let's see. Uh...
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A pirate walks into a bar with
a ship wheel around his dick.
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Bartender says, uh, "You know
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you have a ship wheel on your dick?"
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The pirate says, "Arr!
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It drives me nuts." So...
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- Fuck you, guys.
- No, no, no. Wait.
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Who put the ship's wheel on his dick?
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- What?
- Who put the wheel on his dick?
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All right. It was okay.
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Hey, what's all this crap?
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Gifts for Cap.
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- _
- He's a celebrity.
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Ah, give me a break.
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Hey, check it out.
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Nut Nuts Doughnuts
made me cat doughnuts.
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- Oh!
- Oh! Oh!
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- Nice.
- Cute.
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Siamese cat, anyone? Hmm?
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Chiefy, you know you want some.
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So what? You save a cat and all
of a sudden you're a star?
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Yeah, I'm a hero. Heroes get gifts.
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Look at this. Cat mat.
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Shock the cat right off
your couch. You'd love it.
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That seems terribly cruel and inhumane.
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Whatever. Granny revived seven people.
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How come he's not on the front page?
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Do I have to spell it out for you?
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Is it because you're black?
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No, you racist. Because
people love cats.
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- Oh!
- Oh, yeah.
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I love cats.
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I love animals you can eat.
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Mmm!
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- Oh!
- Son of a prick!
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- How many times is that already?
- Number two.
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Why don't you just slow down
and get it in your mouth?
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It's not a speed issue.
I got a big torso.
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Sauce naturally falls on it.
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By that logic, if we
stuff you into a girdle,
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you'll stop spilling.
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I don't want to wear a girdle.
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- Oh!
- Chief!
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Dab it, for God's sake.
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You're mashing it all around.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Come on!
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Do the whole shirt so it's pink.
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All right, all right, all
right, all right. Listen up.
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Downtown finally assigned
us a new rookie.
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Probie starts today.
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Come on!
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It's about time.
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I'm gonna make him go
out to that parking lot
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- and kick rocks for no good reason!
- Yeah!
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I'm gonna make him pop out
the dents in my Thermos.
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Yeah.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna make him
feel, like, so uncomfortable.
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- Oh, man! It's gonna be awesome!
- Okay, okay, listen.
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There are a few wrinkles I
need to talk to you about.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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- Hey, Luce, what's up?
- Hey, Dad.
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Honey, can you wait
outside for a second?
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We have some things we
got to finish up here.
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Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
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Ooh, when the probie gets here...
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... I'm gonna make him
renew my passport.
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Oh, oh, and we should make
him wear thigh-high boots.
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I'm gonna make him call me sensei.
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Okay.
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- I like that.
- Listen.
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There will be no hazing of the probie.
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- What?
- Why not, Chief?
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Because it's degrading and
it undermines unit cohesion.
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What? You love hazing.
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I've never supported hazing.
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- What?
- Really?
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Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- How's that, buddy?
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You guys, you guys, now
pull him out of there
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and let's put his head in the toilet!
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I don't know, Chief.
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Oh, come on. You guys
are too soft. I'll do it.
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Regardless, there will be no hazing.
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Chief, what?
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- Come on.
- This is ridiculous!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Now you're getting this back.
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- You're kidding, right?
- Come on.
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Coming from you, that's rich.
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- It doesn't add up.
- This is the worst.
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Yeah, well, that's how it's gonna be.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait a minute.
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Is Lucy the new probie?
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I wanted to talk to you guys about that.
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- Chief.
- Um...
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And you're just telling us now?
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Don't act surprised. You knew she was
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in the training program.
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I thought she was going
for a desk job downtown.
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Well, she wants to be a firefighter.
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Yeah, but, Chief, she's a girl.
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Yeah, so what?
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Well, we've never had a girl
firefighter before, sir.
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There are plenty of stations
with female firemen.
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Get used to it.
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Says the biggest chauvinist here.
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- Oh, I'm a chauvinist?
- Yeah.
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That's ridiculous. I
have three daughters.
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But you always said that
women can't be firefighters.
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I have never said that.
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Unbelievable. Look at
Seattle... girl firefighters.
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Ha.
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What are they gonna do,
paint their trucks pink?
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They'll probably get lost
on the way to the fire.
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What would your mom think about that?
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That was a long time ago.
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That was last year.
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Plus, we only have one bunk room.
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Where is she gonna sleep?
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In Afghanistan, the men and women
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slept in the same barracks.
255
00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:20,940
Yeah, well, this isn't Afghanistan.
256
00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:22,659
You sure? Because it seems to me
257
00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,219
you want your daughter to wear a burka.
258
00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,230
What's that supposed to mean?
259
00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,320
You don't know what a burka is?
260
00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:27,659
- You can't see their face.
- Yeah.
261
00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,669
- Just their eyes.
- Yeah.
262
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,999
They're like women ninjas.
263
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,040
I know what a burka is!
264
00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:32,340
Do you know what a ninja is?
265
00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,860
Okay, so, what if I'm overcome by smoke
266
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,499
and I have to be carried down
three flights of stairs?
267
00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,379
I'm 210 pounds of pure muscle, Chief.
268
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,659
You do the math.
269
00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,139
Do you know 210 pounds of muscle
270
00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,180
weighs the same as 210
pounds of fat, right?
271
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,740
Yeah, no, everybody knows
that muscle is heavier.
272
00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:49,860
- Ah.
- What about farting?
273
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,100
There will be no more farting.
274
00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:52,520
- Oh!
- What?
275
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,959
- That's all I do.
- Yeah, now, you're gonna ban farting?
276
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,060
- Yeah, so what?
- Here we go, guys, ready?
277
00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,100
Oh!
278
00:09:59,110 --> 00:10:00,620
That's great! This is what I wanted!
279
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:03,240
- Whoo!
- Oh, yeah, you love farts!
280
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,860
You fart all the time, Chief.
281
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,380
We call your office the Fart Hut.
282
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,100
- No farting.
- Whoa, Chief, I can't stop farting.
283
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,420
Do you have any idea how
gassy creatine makes me?
284
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,620
Then stop using creatine.
285
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,540
Fuck no, brother!
286
00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:19,699
No way!
287
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,709
Yeah!
288
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,520
And there will be no more swearing.
289
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,620
Oh!
290
00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,099
That's what we love about this pla...
291
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,219
Hey!
292
00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,600
Lucy, welcome to the station.
293
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,800
Ugh! Are you just telling them now?
294
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,300
No.
295
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,460
No, no, no, no.
296
00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:45,299
I knew this was gonna
happen. Look, I get it.
297
00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,840
You guys are worried that I'm
gonna bust up the sausage party.
298
00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,840
What?
299
00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:51,380
Stop. This is a fire station.
300
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,280
You talk about sports, you play pranks,
301
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,560
you make fun of the bald guy.
302
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,740
And Uncle Eddie talks about
how much he likes a finger
303
00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,900
up his ass during sex and
calls it his tingle button.
304
00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:00,959
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
305
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,119
- Whoa!
- I've never heard that.
306
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,740
T.M.I.
307
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,819
Who told you about the tingle button?
308
00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,679
It doesn't matter. Everybody knows.
309
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,689
Whoa, whoa.
310
00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:09,760
I also know you guys don't
think I'm strong enough.
311
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,560
- What?
- No, no.
312
00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:14,560
I guarantee at least one
of you pulled the old
313
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,980
"what if she has to carry me
down a flight of stairs?"
314
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,480
No one said that.
315
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,620
Regardless, I'm a part of the team now,
316
00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,560
and I just want you to think
of me as one of the guys.
317
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,240
Then, uh, see you in the showers.
318
00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,640
Not if I see you first.
319
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,039
What?
320
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,119
All right, everybody get to work.
321
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,740
Hit the road. Enough sitting around.
322
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,419
We got things to do. Hurry up.
323
00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:39,120
- Grats.
- Thank you.
324
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,219
What the hell, Dad? Why
didn't you tell them?
325
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,620
Yeah. Why didn't you tell us?
326
00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,920
Why are you here? She's my daughter.
327
00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,680
Yeah, and I'm her uncle and the captain,
328
00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:46,920
and now she's on my crew.
329
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,000
I got it, Uncle Eddie.
330
00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:50,420
Dad, I know you're
embarrassed that I'm joining
331
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,290
your pranky little fart club over here,
332
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,679
but you have to accept it.
333
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,859
All right. First, if you're
gonna be a firefighter,
334
00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,099
you lose the attitude.
335
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,120
And you call me Chief.
336
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,100
Perfect.
337
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,580
That's the way it should be.
338
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:05,740
All right, now, I'm gonna
go grab my bunk, Chief.
339
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,400
Mm.
340
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,119
- What are you doing?
- What?
341
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,560
If you don't treat her like a
firefighter, no one else will.
342
00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:13,699
Yeah, thanks. Why don't
you just worry about
343
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,759
the new rules, Captain?
344
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,699
Which rules? The no-farting,
no-swearing rules?
345
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,899
- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah?
346
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,520
Then go fuck yourself, fatso.
347
00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,100
That includes fight farts!
348
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:26,659
She's a firefighter.
349
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,700
You better figure out how
to get on board with that.
350
00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,880
- It stinks in here.
- Good.
351
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:44,359
Son of a prick! Every time!
352
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,629
Mm!
353
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:47,380
Who makes a cat-shaped doughnut anyway?
354
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,000
Mm, mm.
355
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:56,989
Hmm.
356
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:59,919
_
357
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:19,139
_
358
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,579
_
359
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,260
Oh, wow.
360
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,240
Ooh, ooh. Hey, look at this girl.
361
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,879
- What?
- Yeah, buddy.
362
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,419
What site is this? I'm signing up.
363
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,380
Oh, no, it's for guys
with thinning hair.
364
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,160
- It's called Thinder.
- Thinder?
365
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,029
I thought that was the one
with the really thin girls.
366
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,140
No, that's Wafer.
367
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,299
Thinder's the one that has
Jude Law as the spokesperson.
368
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,920
- Ooh, Jude Law?
- Yeah.
369
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,499
I liked him in "Young Pope."
370
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,980
Yeah. I wish he was older.
371
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,920
What if I just, like,
thinned my hair out
372
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,240
and take a profile pic like this?
373
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,199
- It looks like I'm balding, like...
- Uh, no, no, no.
374
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,260
They keep watch for impost-hairs.
375
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,220
- Imposters?
- Impost-hairs.
376
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,400
- Who keeps watch?
- The fuzz, man.
377
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,160
You messing with me?
378
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,499
- I am.
- Yeah.
379
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,640
Hey.
380
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,179
You guys come up with
any good hazing ideas?
381
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,909
Cap, it's the Chief's daughter.
382
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:23,919
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
383
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:24,980
She's a legacy.
384
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,820
I'm a legacy, and I got
hazed relentlessly.
385
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,279
Yeah, but, Cap, she's a girl.
386
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,940
That girl was an All-American
judo champ in college
387
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,500
and could kick all of our asses.
388
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,080
I'd like to see her try.
389
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,399
Now, let's welcome her to the
station with a friendly prank,
390
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,460
and let's be creative about it.
Ike, what did we do to you?
391
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:41,879
Covered my dick in birdseed and
hung a bird feeder off it.
392
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,820
All right, we can't do that.
Andy, what did we do to you?
393
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,509
Shaved my nuts and then
put peppermint patties
394
00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:49,449
- in my underwear.
- Oh, yeah.
395
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:50,799
- That was good.
- That was good.
396
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,160
Yeah, we can't do that one either.
397
00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:53,419
All right, Granny, how
about you? What did we do?
398
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:54,579
Oh, you don't remember?
399
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,219
You buttered the shower floor,
400
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:59,059
videotaped me flopping
around all greasy and naked,
401
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,380
and then you sent the tape to
my brother at Camp Pendleton.
402
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,469
You know how awkward
it was at Christmas?
403
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,340
- Seemed funny at the time.
- It's still funny now.
404
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,860
Do we just do dick stuff?
405
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,160
Yeah.
406
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,440
I think we need to come up with
some equal-opportunity hazing.
407
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,420
Wait, we can do the
peppermint patty thing.
408
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,579
In the meantime, though,
let's do the ram-a-doodle.
409
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,619
- Oh, Cap!
- Yes!
410
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,979
- Come on!
- Are you kidding me?
411
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,379
- Come on.
- Ram-a-doodle's great.
412
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,389
What's wrong with the ram-a-doodle?
413
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:24,140
- It's awesome.
- The ram-a-doodle's busted.
414
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,339
Lucy!
415
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,939
Lucy!
416
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,780
Uh, coming!
417
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,860
Hey, Luce!
418
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,960
Lucy!
419
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,380
Lucy!
420
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,690
Lucy!
421
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,139
Hey.
422
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,839
Um, could you go out there
and get the ram-a-doodle?
423
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,259
The ram-a-doodle?
424
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,840
Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, right out
the garage and to the right.
425
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,429
- You'll see it.
- Okay.
426
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:10,559
It's lying right there
around the corner.
427
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,620
- You can't miss it.
- Great.
428
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:12,740
- Today, please.
- Come on, probie.
429
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,590
Oh, hey, Chief, do you mind showing me
430
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,019
where the outside water hookup is?
431
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,920
Uh, yeah, it's out here.
432
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,900
- No, no, no, no!
- Chief! Chief!
433
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,420
Oh, shit!
434
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,680
Myawani, you're scraping toilets!
435
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,249
Chief, th... w... d...
436
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,340
Ugh!
437
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:31,399
I'm sorry.
438
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,460
What the hell is this?
439
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,389
- The ram-a-doodle.
- I know it's the ram-a-doodle.
440
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,859
I've been ram-a-doodled
a thousand times.
441
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,859
A thousand one.
442
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,059
I said she was off-limits!
443
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,180
Why am I off-limits?
444
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,519
- 'Cause you are. You're off-limits.
- Chief, she's a rookie.
445
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,980
She gets pranked, she does grunt work,
446
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,269
she gets a dumb rookie nickname
just like the rest of us.
447
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,760
- Thank you.
- Off. Limits.
448
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,539
All right, shitface. Good job.
449
00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:55,319
- You're gonna fit right in here.
- I grew up here.
450
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,179
You think I don't know
what the ram-a-doodle is?
451
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,200
If you're gonna come at me,
you better come correct.
452
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,740
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
453
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:01,760
It's on.
454
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,240
Yes. Awesome.
455
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,599
What's my dumb rookie nickname?
456
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,019
That'll come in time.
457
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,800
All right, well, what was yours?
458
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,280
Come on, Tingle Button.
459
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,659
Of course. What was my dad's?
460
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:12,779
No, can't.
461
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,680
- That I'm not saying.
- Tuna Can.
462
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,720
- Oh, Granny.
- Come on, Granny.
463
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,029
Why? 'Cause he likes tuna?
464
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,240
Uh, sure.
465
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,639
- Yeah, that's it.
- He loves it.
466
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,680
It's because his junk is
wider than it is long.
467
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,509
Oh, God damn it!
468
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,709
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
469
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:26,740
- That...
- It's gross.
470
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,780
- Stop picturing it.
- Ugh. Oh.
471
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,319
- Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?
472
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,779
Go outside if you're
gonna throw up, okay?
473
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,290
- Lucy!
- Yeah, coming.
474
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,300
- Don't look him in the eyes.
- Lucy!
475
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,399
Oh.
476
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,880
What's the matter?
477
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,390
Nothing.
478
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,500
I'm just trying to get something
gross out of my head.
479
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,960
All right, well, I made a decision.
480
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,640
I'm transferring you to another station.
481
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,459
What?
482
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,869
It's better for both of us.
483
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,540
I'll get the process started.
484
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,659
Station 24, all units respond.
485
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,539
- Load it up!
- Possible fire in assisted-living center.
486
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,380
All units respond.
487
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,730
Here you go, Chief. It's all set up.
488
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,890
Thank you, Captain Penisi.
489
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:20,020
You are a real hero.
490
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,629
Aww. Hey, let's take another one.
491
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:22,720
Just in case. Come on, go.
492
00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,780
Come on, Chief. He doesn't mind.
493
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:24,879
He's a monkey wrench, this guy.
494
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,029
Cheese.
495
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,169
- Chief, it's all good.
- Oh, that's great.
496
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,760
Someone just left their hot plate on.
497
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,960
- False alarm.
- Excuse me, Chief.
498
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,369
We're having another...
499
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:36,780
issue, which requires
emergency medical assistance.
500
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:49,180
Geez. Where did he get the Viagra?
501
00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,459
I can't see out my right eye.
502
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,579
We're not exactly sure where he got it.
503
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,320
We assume it was bought
from another resident.
504
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,600
Does he have any Propecia?
505
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,799
- Andy!
- I'm kidding, Chief.
506
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,150
I don't really need it. I mean,
that stuff is expensive,
507
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,869
but it's more of, like,
preventative for me.
508
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,099
You know what I mean?
Obvious... Obviously.
509
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,800
- Yeah.
- My arm is numb.
510
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,609
What you're experiencing is a priapism.
511
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,209
The blood flow to your phallic region
512
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,440
is impairing your circulation.
513
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,939
How many pills you take?
514
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:15,950
Eight.
515
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,300
Eight? Most I can handle is four.
516
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,289
I was supposed to have a big night,
517
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:23,100
a three-way with Ruthie and Louise.
518
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,520
Oh, Randall.
519
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,839
You know Louise passed away last week.
520
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,900
That's what you think.
521
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,229
Sir, we're gonna have
to take care of that
522
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,599
before it causes permanent damage.
523
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,620
What's that?
524
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,600
Oh, we have to aspirate the erection.
525
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,919
We draw the blood and
then we inject the member
526
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,960
with epinephrine.
527
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,769
What?
528
00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:43,500
Tradition is low man on the
totem pole does the job, Chief.
529
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,719
I'll do it.
530
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,680
Terry, chiefs don't aspirate dicks.
531
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,859
- This one does.
- If it's my job, I'll do it.
532
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,849
- No, you won't.
- It's rookie tradition.
533
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,080
If she wasn't a woman, we wouldn't
be having this conversation.
534
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,480
She's not a woman. She's my daughter.
535
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,120
I've seen a penis before, Chief.
536
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,259
- No, you haven't!
- And I've touched a penis before.
537
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:02,630
- No, you haven't!
- I vote for her.
538
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,920
Don't touch that dick. Don't
you touch that penis!
539
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,100
- Now we're talking.
- Don't you touch that dick!
540
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,669
Let go of the dick!
541
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,609
- You let go of the dick!
- Ooh!
542
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,209
- Get off the dick!
- Chief, come on.
543
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,809
- Let go!
- Let go of the dick!
544
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,760
Don't talk to me like that!
It's not your daughter!
545
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,110
Aaah!
546
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,680
Anything else, Chief?
547
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,020
Mm.
548
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,680
Um, don't.
549
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,080
Hey.
550
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,869
Hey.
551
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:45,139
I'm going to, uh, I'm
gonna grab a bite to eat
552
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,000
and then head home.
553
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,809
Cool.
554
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,099
You did a good job today.
555
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,560
You handled it like a professional.
556
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,800
Pun intended.
557
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:21,080
What pun?
558
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,420
Never mind.
559
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,379
Come on.
560
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:33,140
Hey, um, I was thinking about
what you said earlier today,
561
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,380
and I think you're right.
562
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:37,660
I can go anywhere, and I'm
just an added stress for you.
563
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,840
Uh, I was thinking about that too.
564
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,959
And, um, I don't think that
I could trust anyone else
565
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,800
to teach you properly,
so you're staying.
566
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:48,860
Really?
567
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,740
You mean it?
568
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,820
Yeah. I want you here.
569
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:59,100
Ah, come on. Ah!
570
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,400
Hey, uh, you want half of my sandwich?
571
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,080
Yeah, you sure you got enough here?
572
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,259
Oh, I think so.
573
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:10,200
Awesome. Thank you. Cheers.
574
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,629
Oh, son of a prick! Every time!
575
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,920
Oh, come on, you people are savages.
576
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,229
Of all the traits you
inherited from your dad,
577
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,760
that one is the worst.
578
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,540
Dab it, for Christ's sake.
579
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,039
What is wrong with you people?
580
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,080
Go to bed!
581
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,979
- I'm going.
- We're having a moment.
582
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,919
Gonna hose you slobs down.
583
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,080
Get it? It's a firefighter joke.
584
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,419
- Pretty good, though, right?
- Yeah.
585
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:40,450
Yeah.
586
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,850
Free Willy. More like let's
cover these feet up.
587
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:50,129
You know, it's actually
pronounced whh-ale.
588
00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:51,520
Did you know that?
589
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,180
Oh, yeah!
590
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,999
- Yeah!
- Oh, God.
591
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,620
- So good.
- You like that, huh?
592
00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:00,379
Yes! I love it!
593
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,009
What happened, guys? Did you lose a bet?
594
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,409
Yeah. Yeah, got to wear
these for a month.
595
00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:06,279
I don't get it. What's the punishment?
596
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,200
We have to wear girls' clothes.
597
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,760
And aren't they comfortable?
598
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:12,120
Actually, it's unbelievable.
599
00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,890
- Yeah.
- Soft. It's so soft.
600
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,260
- Yeah, it's really soft.
- See?
601
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,540
Girls' clothes aren't that bad.
602
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:18,260
Not at all. Asshole!
603
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,920
Hey, man! I hate feet.
604
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,280
Hey, hey, anyway.
605
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,400
Lucy, you had a great first day today,
606
00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:25,919
and we wanted to commemorate that
607
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,600
by giving you your
official rookie nickname.
608
00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:29,780
- Yes!
- Yeah.
609
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:33,139
Lucy McConky, you're
officially known as...
610
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,680
- Chunk Light.
- There it is.
611
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,140
Wait, wait, wait. Why Chunk Light?
612
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,160
Don't get it?
613
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,099
Because you come from the Tuna Can.
614
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,899
You remember, right? Your dad's dick?
615
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,319
Oh, come on. I just got over this.
616
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,619
But, uh, we also want to say truce.
617
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,569
You know, no more
pranks, no more hazing.
618
00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:51,389
We'll just end it now, cool?
619
00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:52,920
I think that's a great idea.
620
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:54,599
- Cool. Truce.
- Oh, man.
621
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,609
Thank you.
622
00:23:55,610 --> 00:23:56,619
- Awesome.
- Awesome.
623
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,999
- Truce.
- Glad we're past that.
624
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,360
That was good, though. That was good.
625
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,659
Hey, thank you, guys, so much for making
626
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,160
my first day so special.
627
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:08,079
- You kidding me?
- It was a pleasure.
628
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,409
Y'all are the best.
629
00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:10,800
Night, guys.
630
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:11,920
Good night.
631
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:18,889
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa!
632
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,819
Whoa! Whoa!
633
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:22,540
Cat mat, bitches!
634
00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:25,229
Whoop-whoop!
635
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,080
Chief!
636
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:28,749
Good night.
637
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,070
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