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'Nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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'but it's been a good home to us,
to me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids, who l'm proud of,
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'cos every one of 'em
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
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'Fiona, who's a massive help.
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is
why nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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'lan's like his mam, which is handy
for the others, cos she's disappeared.
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'Carl. We daren't let his hair grow,
for two reasons.
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'One, it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah. Two, nits love it.
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'Debbie! Sent by God. Total angel.
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'Check your change,
but she'll always do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam! Gonna be a star,
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'once we've got the fits under control.
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'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend.
The truth is out there. Not.
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'Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica.
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'Lend you anything - well, not anything.
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'But, all of them, to a man,
know first and foremost
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'one of the most vital necessities
in this life
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'is they know how to throw a party!
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'Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Scatter!'
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(Steve) 'The more time
l spent with this family,
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'the more l sussed
that the linchpins were the females.
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'Fiona, the breadwinner,
surrogate mother,
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'then Debbie,
a born leader in a tribe of males.'
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Good morning, Crumble.
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'Everything she did was
for the benefit of that family.
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'She had stamina,
compassion, and understanding.
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'But she also had
a twisted view of generosity.
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'She was only happy when she pleased
people. One Saturday changed all that.
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'She emerged from her chrysalis
a fully-formed butterfly.
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'lt was a day none of us
could ever forget,
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'however hard we tried.'
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- Wow! Gorgeous girl, aren't you? Mm...
- (Traffic rumbles)
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(Groans)
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(Car horn toots)
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For God's sake.
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- Ooh, sorry! l thought you were out.
- l was round Nana's but the water's off.
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- Eh, Frank.
- Yeah?
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Chuck us that towel.
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l don't think so.
l'll make do with a hand towel.
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But...
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Don't throw it.
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All right, love.
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There you go. There you are.
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(Sheila) Those cats
have been at our bin again.
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- Do you want owt from the chemist?
- Ooh! Only if you're passing.
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But if he tries palming you off
with Seroxin,
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saying it's the same as Praxil,
well, it's not.
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This one says 300 milligrams,
so l want 300 milligrams.
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Not a shed-load of 150s.
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(Door closes)
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(Car horn toots)
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Aw...
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Look at that!
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- You need a lift?
- An hour ago, yeah. Where is that from?
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(Chuckles) One careful owner -
my dentist.
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- Your own dentist?
- Yeah, well, he robs me, l rob him.
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l saw you driving down Princess Road
this morning. l waved.
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Yeah, well, sorry mate, didn't see you.
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lt was red then.
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Hello.
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(Footsteps upstairs)
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Can you hear that?
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lt's one of the kids.
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(Footsteps again)
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Can't be.
You watched me unlock the door.
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Lip's got the only other set.
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(Thuds)
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Not a chance!
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- lf they're burgling us, it's a nutter.
- Shut the fuck up!
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(Stair creaks)
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(Door opens)
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(Laughter)
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State of him! lf you weren't a mate,
we'd put it round, ''gutless wimp''.
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- Said the gobbets at the back!
- With biceps and up front, skid marks!
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You OK, Debs? You're not, are you?
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- l went past Katy Mason's party.
- Who's Katy Mason?
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Just outside,
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walking past.
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And her dad, he...
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- Her dad did what?
- Nothing.
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Debbie...
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Just take your time, all right?
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He was just laughing with them,
and playing with them.
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l couldn't see their faces.
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lt's not fair!
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Hey, hey! What wasn't fair?
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Everything.
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- So, l nicked something.
- You...?
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(Laughter)
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From the party?
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Jesus, Debbie!
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- Me heart nearly stopped then!
- Debs, we've all done it.
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Well done for owning up,
but don't try it again.
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Especially if confessions
are your strong point!
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- You cheeky monkey!
- (Baby chattering upstairs)
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(Liam) Who's that, Debbie?
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(Giggling)
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(Police siren)
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Oh, here we go!
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Send in the clowns! What have we done?
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Hey, what's anybody done?
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Don't pick on people round here.
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Tony Blair! You want a set to,
go and nail that twat!
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Who's the parents?
Move back! Who are the parents?
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- Here they are.
- Now, listen to me. No, listen to me.
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The faster we get information...
Come on, what are your names?
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- Jackie and Stewart.
- Jackie, Stewart,
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the faster we get information,
the faster we know what to do.
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There's a team on the way
and we need precise details.
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- When did you last see Jody?
- Half twelve.
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- Age?
- Three next week.
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He was a really good angel.
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Kiddie. Up the street. Snatched!
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Thin air!
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Oh, God help us...
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(Giggles)
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l'll show you who's best man.
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- Hey, Lip, is it true?
- What?
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- Unlucky in white, if you're lying.
- What?
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''My big day, Robert.''
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She only married him cos he paid off
his mortgage out of Disability.
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Oof!
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- What's your name?
- Jody.
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Jody.
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'She was outside the gate.'
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No-one was watching.
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Did she walk up
and you just spotted her?
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And you are happy that we found you
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when you were looking
for your mam on the street?
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You'd no idea where she belongs,
so you brought her here.
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So that we could help you.
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No. She had a party badge on.
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- Why'd you take her?
- She was crying for her mum.
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Where was her mum? Nobody cared!
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They will now! For fuck's sake, this is all
we need. Are you right in the head?
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- Grr!
- Fiona, calm down, all right?
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Kids get lost all the time.
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We take it back and we say...
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(Fiona) We're going to take you home,
aren't we, Jody?
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Yeah.
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- Hi. What's going on?
- lt's OK, Andrea.
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Me and lan, we're just having a laugh.
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Aren't prostitutes shy?
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- Still doing insurance claims, Lip?
- What are you after?
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l'm thinking, high winds, March 18th.
Aerial goes through the roof.
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Look, for Christ's sake!
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..to two floors down. That's two ceilings,
three carpets, and a NlCAM telly.
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Do you know what an aerial weighs?
Let's say the chimney went.
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How much do you charge?
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Ten for the forms, 20 when the claim's
paid, plus labour for pretend rubble,
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cos you don't have a chimney.
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(Megaphone) 'Ladies and gentlemen,
please can l have your attention?
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'l know emotions are running high.
l appreciate you really want to help...'
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How many times does this have
to happen before anybody listens?
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Eh? Hey, count the troops!
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Count the troops! lf we lived in Chorlton
they'd be all over like fucking crabs.
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A kiddie missing, one van, one car!
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Six monkeys! You know, makes you sick!
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Not the pigs themselves,
you know, thingies...
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Policies! The Home Office.
Probably Tony Blair! Again! l say...
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Look at everybody.
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We haven't got a clue about this.
We found her walking, all right?
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- l feel sick.
- You get her out, l'll do the talking.
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Oh, Fiona, Steve.
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Kiddie, this size. Jody. Little Jody.
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- You haven't passed a kiddie?
- Somebody wandered off, Frank?
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No! Frank spotted a junkie
looking over the fence at the party.
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About ten seconds before
little Jody disappears!
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Junkie with dreads.
Ugly bastards. Scummy.
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What the fuck are we doing,
standing here? Get him!
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Go on, get after him!
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- Jody!
- Where do Jody's parents live, Sheila?
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Wennon Street. But l think
they're still up there with the police.
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The kid was gonna be three
next week. He's not even three, Steve.
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We'll get on the street and... He?
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l know, it's bad enough if it's a girl, innit?
But your only son!
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- l mean, can you imagine?
- We'll hit the road to have a look.
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Aye, good lad.
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lt's a boy! Great! Get him down!
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God be with you.
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l know she's not a virgin,
cos l were there when she lost it.
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Bouncer. Sean Creed.
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Plus...
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l were knobbing her
every Friday down school baths.
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You were?
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God, yeah.
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Towel room.
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We had to do it in the pump house.
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Took me years to work out why
the smell of bleach followed me round.
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Are we going up for a kip?
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Can't budge.
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Do you like me hair this colour?
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Suits you.
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Me neither. Oh...
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(Applause and cheering on TV)
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Oh, well played.
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- What's the score, Kash?
- Eh? 2-1 . l think.
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Give us some baccy
and a packet of razors as well, mate.
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How's the baby, then, Pete?
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Me and Claire have had 10 hours' kip in a
fortnight. l'm this close to losing my job.
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(Cash register beeps)
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How was it between you and Yvonne?
You know, sex and that?
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- Pretty ordinary.
- No, after the first.
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Oh, right, yeah...
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About a fortnight.
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Fuck all in two months, me. She won't let
me near her. l'm pulling myself stupid.
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Yeah, l can imagine.
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You can see why l'm skint as well,
can't you?
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lf that cat walks past me
one more time with its tail in the air,
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it's getting one up the ring,
cos l am ten wanks beyond fussy.
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Cheers, mate.
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- Eh, good luck!
- l'm gonna need it.
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There he is!
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Where's the kid?
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The kid!
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The baby's at home.
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Oi! Get off him!
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Animals!
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Come on, let's search his flat.
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Come on, let's go!
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- What's all that about?
- Fuck knows.
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(Doorbell ringing)
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Kev! Door!
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(Knocking, doorbell)
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Kev!
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- Oh...
- l'm desperate. 15 minutes, l promise.
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Yeah, all right.
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No biscuits, Liam,
but if you help me rinse this lot off
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we can nip to the shop later. Come on!
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- (Door slams)
- (Fiona) Where is she?
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Debbie!
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Debbie...
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(Toilet flushing)
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Debbie, get out here!
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- Where's his clothes?
- They were covered in chocolate.
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(Washing machine spinning)
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She stuck it on a boil wash.
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Can you pass us a towel, love?
243
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,496
Right. What time is it?
244
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,010
Kev's back at work at six.
245
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,056
- We'll get started...
- Why?
246
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:20,215
Who the fuck are you?
247
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,616
Kev, don't!
248
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,536
Age 3-5.
249
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,214
You having a laugh? That looks massive.
250
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:39,096
Heya. What are you looking at?
ls that for your birthday?
251
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,977
- No.
- When is your birthday?
252
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,016
l'm nearly four.
253
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,572
Yeah. Come on, get in.
Happy birthday, mate.
254
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,850
(Siren)
255
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,773
We are now looking for
a three-year-old lost boy,
256
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,851
with strawberry-blond hair.
257
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,659
- Got the wig off Suzy.
- Who's Suzy?
258
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,300
Dressing Suzy. My hairdressing kit.
259
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:05,009
Blue leggings, red trunks,
trainers, and a Captain Curtis T-shirt.
260
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,091
- And the dress?
- World Children shop.
261
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,853
- Answering to the name of...
- Jody!
262
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:14,489
Was Jody inside or outside the gates
when you grabbed her?
263
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:17,094
- l didn't grab her.
- And it's not her!
264
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,138
l know. lnside.
265
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:23,974
Please contact us immediately.
We need your help looking for a lost...
266
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,858
- How did you get him?
- l waved some chocolate buttons.
267
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,137
- Who saw you?
- Nobody! We just ran.
268
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,973
Legging it down the street with a baby?
269
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,778
ln a pram.
270
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,579
- What pram?
- Liam's old one.
271
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,970
- l chucked it out.
- l fixed it. For emergencies.
272
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:45,099
- (Steve) What kind of emergencies?
- l don't know.
273
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,933
- What did you stick him in a dress for?
- l wanted a girl,
274
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,295
but none of the girls wanted a chocolate.
275
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,894
(Knocking on door)
276
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,088
Fiona! Fiona!
277
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,775
Who the hell's this? We're not
bloody childminders, you know!
278
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:09,212
lt's still damp,
and it still looks brand new to me.
279
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,178
What did l say to you last week?
280
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:17,698
She put all our forks in the knife drawer.
She's off her fucking cake sometimes.
281
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:21,170
- Who's screwy for letting her?
- Debbie planned this.
282
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,137
- And thanks, friend!
- Me?
283
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:26,451
l've had that kid in our house.
l'm involved now!
284
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,213
(Steve) Debbie's a kid herself,
with a problem.
285
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,689
The worst that can happen
is she gets help.
286
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,498
What kind of help?
287
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:37,095
She nabbed a kid, right?
lf we leave it, it'll get much worse.
288
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:41,139
- You mean grass her up?
- Lip, you said it was premeditated.
289
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,735
Whoa, posh lad! l don't know what
help means where you come from,
290
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:48,369
but they'll shred Debbie.
Screwy or not, they don't take prisoners.
291
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:52,851
She's not screwy, and she didn't steal.
She borrowed him accidentally.
292
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:56,694
Not if she used fucking chocolate
to get him in a pram, Veronica.
293
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,850
They'll torch our house!
294
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:01,613
(Megaphone) 'We are looking for
a young boy...
295
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,134
- 'wearing blue trainers...'
- No!
296
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,495
'..and a Captain Curtis T-shirt.'
297
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,333
lf Social Services find out
Dad moved in with Sheila,
298
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,729
they'll have a field day splitting us up.
299
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,095
'You know what happened last time!'
300
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,172
No!
301
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,979
Next suggestion on
a much bigger fucking postcard!
302
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:27,658
Jo-o-o-o-dyyyy!
303
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:39,650
(Door opens and slams shut)
304
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,971
- l can't eat, Sheila.
- Well, you should try, sweetheart.
305
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,016
Eh?
306
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:55,936
lf that kid was one of mine, l'd want that
guy's bollocks in a bag. No two ways!
307
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,295
So we're too lenient with sex offenders?
308
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,416
Say what you like about Saddam,
309
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,651
he'd have had that twisted bastard
melted down.
310
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:08,939
Tell Tony Blair. That's how you'll get my
vote. Pasty-faced gimp! Write that down!
311
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:13,650
Hey! She does Cherie Blair.
Do Cherie Blair for us. Do it for us, go on.
312
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:19,736
(Screeching) l'm just
a normal wife and mother.
313
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,334
She does it better than that, usually.
314
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:27,414
- (Reporter) Frank, you're a father of six.
- Well, you'd die for your kids.
315
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,253
They so much as get a temperature,
you're there!
316
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,900
lt's eight o'clock. Take me! Give it to me!
317
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:36,336
So you drum it in to your children
to avoid strangers?
318
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,856
Spot a nonce, deck him first,
go for the eyes, cripple the fuck.
319
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:41,771
Then fine, and addle.
320
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:43,657
Will they listen?
321
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:49,859
- l'll try and nip back later, Frank.
- Hey... (lndistinct)
322
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,132
- What's all that about?
- You missed it all.
323
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,893
lt's awful. Abduction.
324
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,936
Little Jody.
325
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:10,209
Jo-o-o-dyyyy!
326
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:18,053
(lmitates Gollum) They've come
to take our precious...
327
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,575
No, the precious is ours for all eternity.
328
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:27,408
lt's a girly precious,
not a boysy precious.
329
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:31,334
How can that be, if he's got a penis?
330
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:34,457
- Oh, no....
- Pack it in, you.
331
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:38,294
- Don't need you, Carl.
- (Sniggers)
332
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:40,848
- l only wanted to cheer him up.
- Who wouldn't?
333
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:44,012
- He needed looking after.
- Yeah, we know that.
334
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:48,173
But if it's a bloke or a boy taking Jody
home, people think something bad.
335
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,251
Not if you took him.
336
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:54,618
We can't, cos we've already been
round there saying we know nothing.
337
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,134
We'd sound like we were telling lies!
338
00:22:57,220 --> 00:23:00,098
- You were.
- Yeah, for you!
339
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,172
- Look, it's been three hours since...
- Three and a half!
340
00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:07,936
That's a long time, Debbie. An adult
would have phoned somebody by now.
341
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,096
Well, what would l have to say?
342
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:23,379
Get on your bike. Corner of Beaker Street
and David's Lane, the phone box.
343
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:26,497
Ring the police and say this. Exactly this.
344
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,253
- 20 past four. Exactly 20 past four.
- Why should l?
345
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,456
Do you want to go into
a children's home?
346
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,771
The one on Crofton's got
a full-size trampoline.
347
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:37,374
Just do it!
348
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:40,179
- l don't own a bike.
- So go and nick one.
349
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,096
Shit!
350
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,453
- (Ringing tone)
- 'Emergency services.'
351
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:02,259
'l was walking up Beaker Street...'
352
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,218
- Coming from the...?
- Swimming baths.
353
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,052
When l saw Jody.
354
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:10,257
- You didn't know his name then.
- A little boy.
355
00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:14,973
- On his own.
- On his own.
356
00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:18,291
- Crying. l asked where her mum was.
- Not her.
357
00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:21,178
l asked him where his mum was,
358
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,491
- and he didn't know.
- Good girl, that's great, Debs.
359
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:27,936
l looked round. l couldn't see any adults.
360
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,976
He was upset.
361
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:34,133
So l gave him some chocolate,
which he liked.
362
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,255
Good!
363
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:39,538
You turned left, out of David's Lane,
heading for the park.
364
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:42,771
- Past Beaker Street, into David's Lane.
- 'When was this?'
365
00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:45,294
''10 minutes, back when l saw him.''
366
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:49,850
''10 minutes back.
When l saw him, l thought,
367
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:53,774
- ''lsn't that the kid they're looking for?''
- 'Definitely Captain Curtis?'
368
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,694
l didn't say Captain Curtis,
l said...cape...
369
00:24:57,780 --> 00:24:59,577
- 'Sorry, go on.'
- He was with a girl.
370
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:01,173
- 'Can you describe her?'
371
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:04,969
Then you went to a phone box
at Bristol Grove.
372
00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:09,690
l went to a phone box on Bristol Grove.
l thought, ''l'd best phone the police.''
373
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:12,658
Or somebody. That one was vandalised.
374
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,452
There's a phone box
at Beaker Street and David's Lane.
375
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,496
Why didn't you use that one, Debbie?
376
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:23,219
- Cos there was someone using it.
- An adult?
377
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,052
- Yeah.
- You didn't tell the adult
378
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,256
that you found a child?
379
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:30,412
He was using the phone box as a toilet,
so l didn't trust him.
380
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,378
- 'So we ran.'
- 'Good.'
381
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:36,099
So l decided to walk
towards home and tell youse.
382
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,013
- So we crossed Benson Road...
- At the crossing.
383
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,330
Crossed Benson Road at the pelican,
384
00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:43,888
and Jody caught his cloak
on a bit of fencing,
385
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:46,130
and it ripped.
386
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:49,292
- Eh, wow! What do you look like now?
- A girl!
387
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,530
- No, you don't.
- Lipstick.
388
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,939
Not lipstick.
389
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,295
- Where's your socks?
- (Giggles)
390
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,335
Socks!
391
00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:02,499
Fiona will switch the kids. lf anybody
asks, she's been shopping, all right?
392
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:06,653
We're getting off. l'll see you round
Sheila's in half an hour, all right?
393
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:09,493
Lip, can you stick the kids
in the car, please?
394
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:11,889
- Come on, you two, quick!
- l'm coming.
395
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,050
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?
396
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:18,452
- What will they do to her if they find her?
- Don't even think about this.
397
00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:22,818
- She's fine. She's doing great.
- She can't tell lies. She never could.
398
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,460
- She's not even sorry!
- Yeah, l know.
399
00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:29,413
lf this all goes pear-shaped
with the authorities,
400
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,252
should l say l'm living here?
401
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,332
- Why?
- Less risk of the kids getting split up
402
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,411
if they know two wages are coming in.
403
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,570
Yeah.
404
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:40,616
All right? Come here.
405
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:45,416
Good luck. All right?
406
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:50,132
- Bravo Echo, come in.
- 'Receiving, over.'
407
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:53,610
Unconfirmed sighting, junction
Beaker Street and David's Lane.
408
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,578
Captain Curtis, question mark,
could be Jody.
409
00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:59,094
Accompanied by
a young girl, question mark.
410
00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:03,059
Young girl with handbag, question mark.
Could be girl or small female.
411
00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:07,292
- Proceed to target immediately.
- 'On our way. Over.'
412
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,971
Now.
413
00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:18,099
Come on. Now. Come on, Liam,
go with Debbie. Here, look, chocolate.
414
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,375
Come on. Go with Debbie. Good boy.
415
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:25,338
- Debbie, do you trust Fiona?
- Yeah.
416
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:29,891
Do you think she trusts you? l don't
think so. She thinks you're a crap liar.
417
00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:32,414
- But do you know what l think, Debs?
- No.
418
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,094
You could be a brilliant liar
if you wanted to be.
419
00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:37,410
You could be a much better liar.
420
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,572
You know lawyers, doctors and nurses
and all that lot?
421
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:41,649
(Debbie) Yeah.
422
00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:45,130
Professional liars. They tell lies
to make people's lives better.
423
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:48,735
Your doctor wouldn't say, ''Tough,
you're dying of cancer,'' would he?
424
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:49,775
No.
425
00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:52,055
He'd say, ''We're doing all we can.''
426
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:55,894
- Yeah.
- So, what if today you were a doctor,
427
00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:58,892
telling a doctor's kind of lie,
would you blush?
428
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:02,210
- No.
- Right. You're a doctor.
429
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,211
Can l be a nurse?
430
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,131
(Steve) Yeah.
431
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:09,098
Right, be brilliant. Yeah, Debs?
432
00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:11,011
(Jody) l'll be the doctor.
433
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,056
Get my jacket. Come on.
434
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,210
Good luck.
435
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:18,372
Be a good doctor, yeah?
And l'll be a good nurse.
436
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:29,014
- Jody!
- Jody!
437
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,056
(ln distance) Jody!
438
00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:44,696
- Boo!
- Boo.
439
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:48,936
Upsadaisy.
440
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:57,098
Get in, Liam. ln the pram!
Where are you going?
441
00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:59,933
- Don't do this to me now!
- (Liam giggles)
442
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:03,336
Come back here, please!
443
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:11,331
- What?
- What are you doing?
444
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:15,129
- Bar work. l'm the barman.
- You're not due till six.
445
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,610
Oh, my watch must be fast.
Well, l'm here now. Usual, Billy?
446
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:21,214
- l'm only paying you from six!
- Yeah.
447
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,416
Captain Curtis, eh?
448
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,772
lt's been a while
since l've seen one of them.
449
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,256
Captain Curtis costume.
450
00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:42,808
Kid in a Captain Curtis costume.
451
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,856
Takes you back, doesn't it?
452
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,976
Child! Blond!
453
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:55,099
About three!
ln a Captain fucking Curtis costume!
454
00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:57,091
No?
455
00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:59,819
None of you?
456
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:01,936
- Forget it!
- What did you say, Kev?
457
00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:03,976
- Forget it.
- Captain Curtis, go on.
458
00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:06,369
l was saying, what l was trying to say...
459
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:09,099
l haven't seen
a Captain Curtis costume in years,
460
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:13,810
and l used to have one. l just passed
a kid in one and it reminded me of me.
461
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,095
- Have you told anybody?
- Yeah.
462
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,375
These deaf old twats aren't interested.
463
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,532
Because that's what they are.
Where did you see him?
464
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,612
l just passed him on Benson Road.
465
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,612
That's little Jody.
He vanished this afternoon.
466
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,577
They've been searching for him.
467
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,128
Which l heard nothing about.
l was at a wedding.
468
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:35,451
- Kev, blond, about three?
- Blond, about three.
469
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:39,413
- With a junkie?
- No, no, with a young...
470
00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:47,250
l wouldn't say ''a young girl''
if it was Debbie from next door.
471
00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:49,012
What if she was wearing a hat?
472
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,772
- ls she?
- 'No.'
473
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,816
l'll ring you back.
474
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:57,096
Come on!
475
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,935
- (Mobile phone rings)
- Veronica?
476
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,488
'Debbie needs a hat
so Kev wouldn't recognise her.'
477
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:07,174
- But she isn't.
- 'We know that.'
478
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:08,773
- What kind?
- 'What have you got?'
479
00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:11,772
- But she's in position.
- 'Oh, Jesus...'
480
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:14,613
We're sorted. Baseball cap, black.
481
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,656
(Mobile phone ringing)
482
00:31:17,820 --> 00:31:20,254
- Yeah.
- Kev, the police need to know
483
00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:22,900
where they're heading.
484
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:24,732
Black baseball cap.
485
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:28,336
Psst!
486
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:32,173
- You're wearing this.
- Not if l'm a nurse.
487
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:33,818
- What?
- l'm a nurse now.
488
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:36,698
And l'm a brain surgeon.
Put the cap on.
489
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:38,736
Oi!
490
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:43,133
All right, yeah. Good boy.
491
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,290
- Where's your cape?
- l don't know.
492
00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:49,850
Yeah. Yeah. Hang on.
That's Benson Road?
493
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,896
Heading in which direction?
494
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,776
They've not found him?
495
00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:59,852
l can't stop thinking what his parents
are going through.
496
00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:02,579
Oh, l know.
497
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:05,970
Would you like a drink, Fiona?
l've got no mixers left.
498
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:10,690
Oh, uh... A cup of tea
would be great, thanks, Sheila.
499
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:13,931
You sit down. You look worn out.
500
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:19,936
Just ignore me. Clock stopped at two,
so l took double medication by accident.
501
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,976
Hi, sweetheart!
502
00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:25,132
Come here.
Give us a cuddle, for a chocolate finger.
503
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:28,132
- l'll stick the kettle on.
- Aren't you getting chubby?
504
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,176
l can hardly lift you.
505
00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,136
(Phone ringing)
506
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,654
Can you stay on the line, please, sir?
507
00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:39,049
(Kev) 'l've got customers to serve.'
508
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,096
Just hold the line, please.
509
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:44,490
This is promising.
Not random, definite pattern to it.
510
00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:46,536
Here, 16:10, here, 16:30.
511
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:50,692
- Makes it on foot?
- Yeah, right.
512
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,891
Tango Four, current location?
513
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:59,655
We're at Ridgeway Road,
waiting on Unit 15. Nothing as yet, sarge.
514
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:02,538
'You want Benson Road,
towards Chatsworth Estate.'
515
00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:05,578
Second possible sighting,
so shift yourselves.
516
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,491
'RAU.'
- What?
517
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,810
- (Siren)
- Received and understood.
518
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,289
So say, ''Received and understood.''
519
00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:15,895
Yeah, but that's seven syllables
and we're in a rush, so RAU.
520
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,289
lf it's nonces we're after,
we should nail that creepy shit!
521
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:24,132
Have you seen his locker? S Club 8!
522
00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,450
(Siren)
523
00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:29,657
- Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
- Peekaboo.
524
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,139
Peekaboo!
525
00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,654
- Aaaargh!
- What?
526
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:36,857
Hey! Lads have kicked
a confession out of lce Cream Alec.
527
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:39,249
He admits
to dipping his knob in the tubs.
528
00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:41,171
What? He took little Jody?
529
00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,455
We don't know
till he comes out of theatre.
530
00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:50,696
(Police siren)
531
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:11,972
- l don't know.
- l can't be a nurse. l don't feel like one.
532
00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:14,779
Without a dress on,
how can l feel like a nurse?
533
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:40,936
- (Cheering)
- Jody!
534
00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:42,976
(Cheering)
535
00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:53,096
(Sirens)
536
00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:09,538
Where the hell have you been?
We've been worried sick about you.
537
00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:13,734
- Where did you find him?
- He was on his own.
538
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,890
He didn't know where he lived.
539
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,777
Thank you...
540
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:22,570
What did l say? We'll find him for you!
541
00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:24,616
Little Debbie!
542
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,009
Little Jody!
543
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,852
Ra! Hoo-hah!
544
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,176
(Cheering)
545
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:55,852
Hi, Debbie.
Can we take you somewhere quiet?
546
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,896
- What for?
- To take a statement.
547
00:35:57,980 --> 00:36:00,858
- But she found him.
- l know. We need to take a statement.
548
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,692
You can stay with her.
549
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:04,577
lt's OK. l'll be fine.
550
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:09,734
- She probably wants you with her.
- Yeah, course she will. Come on, Debs.
551
00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:11,697
We'll pick it up later.
552
00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:15,334
- Uh-uh! lt's Debbie's.
- l know!
553
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:18,617
- Just so you do.
- Get it now before it all...
554
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,577
Watch it! lt's blowing away.
555
00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:23,936
Oh, fuck! Does it look like that scene
in Gone With The Wind?
556
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,176
Karen!
557
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:34,688
- Did your mum pass that message on?
- About?
558
00:36:34,780 --> 00:36:36,975
l rang to see
if you fancied a quick jump.
559
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:39,176
- You said that to me mum?
- Joke!
560
00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:43,697
Knowing her, she'd go,
''Hang on, l'll just see if she's ready.''
561
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:47,898
- Aw... You two had a barney?
- Chance would be a fine thing!
562
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:52,690
A new bloke walks into her life, and
suddenly it's, ''Karen? Who's Karen?''
563
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:56,659
You are the only person l know who's
referred to me dad as a ''new bloke''.
564
00:36:56,740 --> 00:37:01,052
Buddhists say we all get reincarnated
till we've been, done, and seen it all.
565
00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:05,258
Dad reckons he's way up that ladder.
To hear him, you can't teach him a thing.
566
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:09,538
lt's never occurred to him that
he might just be thick as pig shit.
567
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:12,373
lf you want rid of him,
just mention full-time work.
568
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,894
lt's not your dad that's the problem.
569
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,618
That's a new one.
570
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,498
- l might nip round later.
- Oi!
571
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:21,536
Oi!
572
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,496
(lnaudible)
573
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,700
(lnaudible)
574
00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:53,889
(Siren)
575
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:57,256
Look, they gave me this,
and a book token.
576
00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:59,296
Let's have a look.
577
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:01,735
- Golden Citizen Award.
- Wow!
578
00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:03,776
And this, look...
579
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:06,579
- Ooh, a tenner.
- �10.
580
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,651
Blimey, Debs.
581
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,133
(# Countdown theme on TV)
582
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,936
(Door opens)
583
00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:46,170
- Just doing a coffee if you fancy one.
- l don't drink coffee.
584
00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:57,334
- Been a bit worried about you.
- Me?
585
00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:00,218
Yeah, with all that business yesterday...
586
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,216
Creeps on the loose.
587
00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,291
-You've gone a bit quiet.
- l am quiet.
588
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:12,052
Where's Mum?
589
00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:17,214
She's having a kip.
No, it's just that girls like you...
590
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,815
getting the eye from all sorts.
You need to...
591
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,492
look after yourself.
592
00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:25,616
l know how to look after myself.
593
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,656
Whoa, whoa...
594
00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:31,489
Cos now, eh, you're a young lass.
595
00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:34,094
Very young. And that's dodgy.
596
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:36,136
Very dodgy.
597
00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:41,374
All this could go down a long...
598
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,416
wrong...
599
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,297
big...
600
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:48,133
bad...road.
601
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,411
l am a bit dodgy.
602
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,456
And so are you,
603
00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,974
or you wouldn't still be whispering.
604
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:01,696
Oof! Oof!
605
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:10,013
(# Countdown closing theme on TV)
606
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:16,372
She invented tons of stuff
we hadn't fed her.
607
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:21,691
The more she lied, the more she smiled,
the faster she talked.
608
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:26,334
l'm sticking a lock on our bedroom door.
609
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,376
(Chuckling)
610
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:41,130
lt won't save you from a fire
if she takes up arson.
611
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,176
(Debbie laughing)
612
00:40:57,220 --> 00:41:01,771
..75, 80, 85,
613
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:05,694
90, 95, 100.
614
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:10,369
105, 10,
615
00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:15,773
15, 20, 25...
616
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:20,172
(TV) '..sash windows. The main problem
with sash windows is, you'll find,
617
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:24,856
'is the rotten sill. Whether
it's wet rot, dry rot, it's basically...'
618
00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:29,779
Sit down, love.
l think he's in the bathroom.
619
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:33,011
- Frank!
- Bathroom!
620
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,660
- Turn the fire down if it's too hot.
- Fine.
621
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:38,573
- Tea or coffee, love?
- l'm fine, thank you.
622
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,651
Who did you say you are, again?
623
00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:43,971
- l'm Steve. l'm Fiona's bloke.
- That's right.
624
00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:46,528
Who's Fiona?
625
00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,616
Frank's daughter.
626
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:53,613
(Chuckles) l'll tell you how it is.
She's just woken up.
627
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,974
(Sheila laughs hysterically)
628
00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:00,891
Come again?
629
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:05,576
Fiona doesn't know
whether you're coming or going, right?
630
00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:08,254
l mean, can we use your room,
631
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:11,730
or are you planning
on coming back to Winter Gardens?
632
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:17,375
You must be fucking joking!
633
00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,339
Right.
634
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,936
What are you wearing?
635
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,739
l've been to Rebecca's party.
636
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,056
(Laughter)
637
00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:44,616
ls this for me?
638
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:04,135
(Steve) 'People with good imaginations
get bored when nothing much happens.
639
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:08,611
'One school of thought says tackle the
problem at source, treat the sickness.
640
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:11,498
'Round here,
therapy was an unfamiliar word.
641
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:15,129
'Blackmail and bribery
were tried and tested techniques.
642
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,415
'Debbie's compulsion scared us to death.
643
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:21,812
'So, when she took the most vulnerable
member of the family to her bosom,
644
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,697
'we were thrilled.'
645
00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,736
Hooray!
646
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:30,132
- Eh, what are you going to call it?
- (Laughter)
647
00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:32,176
(lndistinct chatter)
648
00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:43,609
l can't find the sugar. Lip, have you put
the sugar in the teapot again?
649
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,099
- No.
- You have!
650
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,136
- l haven't.
- You have! Look!
651
00:44:48,220 --> 00:44:50,176
Don't do that, Liam!
652
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:52,530
Don't!
653
00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:55,054
Liam!
654
00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:14,618
Debbie, you should be ready for school.
655
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:16,656
l can't go to school.
656
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:22,771
- Why not?
- l was up half the night with diarrhoea.
657
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:27,337
(Doll screaming)
658
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:32,050
'lf you think that was bad, there was
also three weeks off with measles.'
659
00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:37,055
- Tell her teacher she's got the flu.
- (Doll screaming)
660
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,056
lt's too near the dogs. Ooh!
661
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,778
My shopping didn't go very well.
662
00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:43,691
This has got to be a wind-up.
663
00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:47,136
lf you don't turn up at school,
a teacher will come for you.
664
00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:51,771
All you have to do is turn up and smile,
then l'm sweet for sixth form.
665
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:54,215
'l've just told me own kids to go swivel.'
666
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,814
Come tonight, Frank.
667
00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,777
(Frank) 'The way they grow up now.'
668
00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:01,293
ls there somebody else?
669
00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:03,689
(Steve) How long
have you been fucking Karen?
670
00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:05,372
Who do you reckon it is, Lip?
671
00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:07,769
You call time on it, or l blow the whistle.
672
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,612
You animal!
673
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,099
l'm gonna fucking...
674
00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:53,690
# Sunshine girl,
l'm looking down your blouse
675
00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:55,498
# l see two mountains
676
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,138
# l wonder what they are
677
00:46:57,220 --> 00:47:00,212
# Won't you invite me
to squeeze them tightly?
678
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:03,098
# Not bloody likely! You're such a girl! #
679
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:05,375
(Laughter)
680
00:47:06,305 --> 00:47:12,671
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