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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:04,890 From 30 rockefeller Plaza in 2 00:00:04,890 --> 00:00:06,560 New York, it's "late night with Seth meyers." 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:10,030 Tonight ‐‐ Timothy olyphant, 4 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:14,630 fashion icon, Diane Von furstenberg, 5 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:17,700 featuring the 8g band with Fred armisen. 6 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:24,770 Ladies and gentlemen, Seth meyers. 7 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,730 Good evening, I'm Seth meyers. 8 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,600 This is "late night." How's everybody doing tonight? 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,870 That is fantastic to hear. 10 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:39,670 In that case, let's get to the news. 11 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,740 Attorney General William barr testified before the house 12 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:44,480 appropriations committee for the first time since he released his 13 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,210 four‐page summary of the muller report. 14 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:52,690 And even he was redacted. 15 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:55,520 According to a new poll, former vice president Joe biden is the 16 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,790 favorite ‐‐ the favored presidential candidate among 17 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:01,330 Democratic primary voters. That's right. 18 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:03,600 He's the hands‐down favorite. No, Joe, hands down! 19 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,130 Put 'em down, Joe! 20 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:12,670 Hands down. 21 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:14,980 California congressman Eric swalwell announced last 22 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:15,980 night he's running for 23 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:19,880 president. So just to recap, here's everyone who's running so far. 24 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:28,960 They all got a shot. 25 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,930 It was announced yesterday that Oprah has donated $2 million to 26 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:33,790 Puerto Rico to help with long‐term hurricane relief 27 00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:37,060 efforts. "That's from both of us," said 28 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:41,370 steadman. 29 00:01:41,370 --> 00:01:43,300 According to new report, earth's glaciers have lost 9 trillion 30 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:47,870 metric tons of ice between 1961 and 2016. 31 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:49,840 Said other glaciers, "oh, my god. 32 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,980 You look amazing." 33 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:57,280 A semi‐truck overturned in new Mexico today and spilled 34 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,020 hundreds of candles onto the highway. 35 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:03,390 It caused several traffic jams and one elimination ceremony. 36 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:07,990 A dog in new Mexico last week 37 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:10,630 tested positive for meth and mdma after its owner took the 38 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:14,270 pet for a walk in a nearby park. The owner first became 39 00:02:14,270 --> 00:02:20,470 suspicious when the dog fetched a glow stick. 40 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:23,310 That's right, a dog tested 41 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,710 positive methamphetamine after a walk in a nearby park. 42 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,880 When asked what breed it was, the owner said, "a meth lab." 43 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,050 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a 44 00:02:32,050 --> 00:02:37,060 great show for you tonight. 45 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,830 He's starring in the new season of "Santa clarita diet" on 46 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:41,900 Netflix, as well as the upcoming animated film, "missing link." 47 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,960 Timothy olyphant is here tonight. 48 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,370 So happy he's back. 49 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:51,170 Her annual award show, the dvf awards, honors extraordinary 50 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:54,440 women committed to women's causes. 51 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,410 Diane Von furstenberg is back, you guys. 52 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:58,510 Love her. 53 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:01,980 So happy she's here. So I was scrolling through 54 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:04,520 reddit earlier today, and I saw this really interesting post 55 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,350 about migrating tree frogs and then ‐‐ 56 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,520 wait, I'm sorry, I could be 57 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,190 wrong here but I think I smell smoke. 58 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:14,190 And that could mean only one thing. It's time for "ya burnt." 59 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,400 Welcome to burn zone, everybody. 60 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,370 We got a lot of topics to sizzle through, but not a lot of time. 61 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,140 Over here is the burner. Let's turn on the gas and load 62 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:31,280 her up. Woo‐hoo! 63 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,480 Feed me, Seymour. 64 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,750 First up, massages. Hey, massages, if I wanted to 65 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,820 lie face down and listen to Enya, I'd just get clinical 66 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,660 depression. 67 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:44,960 And if I wanted a stranger to rub my shoulders, I'd sit in 68 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,560 front of Joe biden on amtrak. Side burn, Joe. 69 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,730 - >> Side burn. - And, hey, masseuses, 70 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,300 want to know why my shoulders are so tense? 71 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,270 Oh, I don't know. Maybe because a stranger told me 72 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:57,540 strip naked and is now prodding me while I pretend I'm not 73 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:01,240 holding in 100 farts. 74 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,540 Also, massage therapists, if you're going to insist on 75 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:06,380 calling yourself a therapist, I'm going to insist on telling 76 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:09,020 you about my dad and crying. 77 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:13,150 Massages, better take those hot stones off, because ya burnt. 78 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:17,960 Gmail auto reply suggestions, could you be any more off? 79 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,130 I got an email from the New York blood drive saying they need 80 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,530 donations now more than ever. And you suggested I reply, 81 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:27,300 "ha‐ha, neat." 82 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,700 If you're going to give me suggestions, at least make them 83 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,440 useful. Like when someone sends a work 84 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,470 email at 3:00 a. M., you could suggest "f off, Darren." 85 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:37,210 Gmail auto reply suggestions, 86 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:40,810 here's a suggestion for you. Ya burnt. 87 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:44,950 Hey, natural peanut butter. Do you like fun snacks? 88 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:48,020 Well, just pop open a jar of this dried out nuts cement 89 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:50,560 topped with three inches of oil. 90 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,060 Stick a spoon in it and get to mixing. 91 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,460 And natural peanut butter, why 92 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,760 do I have stir you myself? You're already twice as 93 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,630 expensive as regular peanut butter. 94 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:00,830 Not to mention, I have to pay to 95 00:05:00,830 --> 00:05:04,200 replace the three spoons I bent in half in the process. 96 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,070 And the whole thing made my 97 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:07,810 shoulder tighten up so bad, I had to back to that masseuse I 98 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:10,780 don't like. 99 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:15,250 - >> And now he's naked? - Natural peanut butter, 100 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,450 don't be jelly, but you ain't my jam. 101 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,390 So now, ya burnt. Engagement rings, who is the 102 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:21,690 genius who came up with investing your nest egg into 103 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:25,090 something that fits in a sink drain? 104 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:27,060 And this thing is supposed to 105 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,000 cost three months of my salary. Every kiss begins with "k." 106 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,970 But every engagement begins with some guy's bank account getting 107 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,730 f'ed in the b. 108 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,670 Oh, he went to Jared? I'll tell you where Jared can 109 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,870 go. Straight to hell. 110 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,510 Hey, engagement rings, here's a 111 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:43,680 finger for you. Ya burnt. 112 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,650 Marie kondo, oh, you want me to get rid of anything that doesn't 113 00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:47,710 spark joy? Well, in that case, get the hell 114 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:50,780 out of my house. 115 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,750 Stop trying to get me to throw out my old t‐shirts. 116 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:56,020 I like my old t‐shirts. Sure, al Gore and Joe lieberman 117 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,760 aren't running for president now. 118 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,630 But who knows what tomorrow will 119 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,460 bring? >> Gore, lieberman 2020. 120 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:07,300 Feel the un‐excitement. 121 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,500 Hey, Marie kondo, go spark yourself. 122 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,570 Ya burnt. Ah, swans. 123 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,510 Look at you, struttin' around, thinking you're so much better 124 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:15,040 than geese. 125 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,010 Your just hot ducks with attitudes. 126 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:20,510 Also, you're still a goddamn 127 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,050 bird. You have a weird beak, 128 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,120 webbed‐feet, and no arms, you freak. 129 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,750 Also, swans, stop giving ugly 130 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,290 kids hope that they might grow up to be hot. 131 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:30,890 Aside from Jerry O'Connell, that rarely happens. 132 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,190 Swans, go jump in a lake. Ya burnt. 133 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:37,130 Dads in TV commercials, you can't do anything. 134 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,300 You can't get an erection. You can't get a spot out of 135 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,770 carpet. 136 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:43,070 Why did she marry you? 137 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,310 Also if you and the boys really love watching sports so much, 138 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:47,410 why are you all wearing generic gear? 139 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:49,810 Well, nothing better than grabbing a bag of name‐brand 140 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:54,380 chips and rooting for my favorite team, the blue team. 141 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:58,550 Dads in commercials, ya burnt. 142 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:03,360 Fred from "scooby‐doo," you dumb, handsome bastard. 143 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,660 Way to show up after velma 144 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:07,060 already solved every mystery and mansplain what everyone already 145 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,460 knows. 146 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,560 Oh, what? 147 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:14,100 Oh, thank you, Fred. Also, can we talk about the 148 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,740 neckerchief? 149 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,770 You're not an Italian chef, you're just a meatball. 150 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,170 You should pull it tighter until 151 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:22,580 you can't breathe anymore and you die, bitch. 152 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:25,110 >> Woah, geeze, Seth. 153 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:26,650 Yeah. >> Pull it back, man. 154 00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:28,280 No, no, you're right. You're right. 155 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,880 I took it way too far. Hey, Fred from "scooby‐doo." 156 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,190 Ra rurnt. 157 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,720 Up next, young love. 158 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,360 Oh. That buzzer means we've run out 159 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,790 of time. Looks like we'll have to burn 160 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,190 you innocent doe‐eyed virgins the next time out. 161 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:42,700 This has been "ya burnt." 162 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,460 We'll be right back with Timothy olyphant. 163 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,460 Welcome back, everybody. 164 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,000 Give it up for the 8g band right over there. 165 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,400 Also, so happy this week. 166 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,440 Fred armisen is back with us behind the drums. 167 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:20,710 And Fred, we were talking back 168 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:23,010 stage that you are a reader. You are a lover of fiction. 169 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:26,510 Accurate? >> Accurate, yes. 170 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:28,480 And you were lamenting that you're so busy with your 171 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,880 many projects that you sometimes don't have a chance to read 172 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,690 fiction as much as you used to. >> I wish I had more time. 173 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:36,460 Yeah. So you developed a technique, 174 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:39,530 and tell me if this is true, if I'm getting this right, whereas 175 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:43,130 you can look at the cover of a book and from the cover alone 176 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:47,170 you can glean all the characters, the entire plot, 177 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:50,700 every line of dialogue and get the full experience of reading 178 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,540 the book. >> Yes. 179 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:53,840 I can glean that. 180 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,010 Wow. And the whole thing takes you 181 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:58,980 how long? If I show you a cover, how 182 00:08:58,980 --> 00:08:59,980 quickly can you tell me everything? 183 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:00,950 - >> 15 seconds. - Wow, all right. 184 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:02,150 Do you mind if we try it again? >> Let's do it. 185 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:02,920 All right, everybody. 186 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,820 It's time once again for a segment called "Fred judges a book by it's cover." 187 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:11,660 All right, ready? >> Yeah. 188 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:13,630 Here we go. >> Oh, okay. 189 00:09:13,630 --> 00:09:17,000 So, this is ‐‐ this is one of those Jon reznick thrillers. 190 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,070 - Okay, yeah, yeah. - And ‐‐ 191 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:21,500 and it's a ‐‐ so Jon reznick 192 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,140 likes to write about a fictional writer named j. B. Turner. 193 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,770 So ‐‐ 194 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,940 wait. So, Jon reznick is the author? 195 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:31,210 >> He's the author but he presents it as a book by 196 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:33,080 j.b. Turner. So, it's a, sort of, book in a 197 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,380 - book. - Okay. 198 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:37,650 >> And it's about this guy whole 199 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:41,390 is searching the world for the perfect vanilla cake. 200 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:44,890 And he just walks ‐‐ he just 201 00:09:44,890 --> 00:09:47,490 walks all over the place. And he's, like, looking for this 202 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:49,600 cake. And, finally, now you think ‐‐ 203 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,770 by the cover of this book, you think he found it. 204 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:54,940 He has not found it. 205 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:56,370 This is ‐‐ >> Seth: You got to "and 206 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,470 finally" so quickly, by the way. >> Yes. 207 00:09:57,470 --> 00:10:00,410 Yes. But ‐‐ the end is the beginning. 208 00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:02,810 So it's ‐‐ he comes upon this 209 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:06,310 vanilla cake that is incredible. And it's in the shape of this, 210 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,920 - sort of, Parthenon. - Uh‐huh. 211 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,790 >> And he walks towards it. 212 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:13,420 He's like, "oh, I'm going to eat this thing." 213 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,720 And he's like, "you know what? I am not. 214 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,590 I think there's going to be one better." 215 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:20,290 So, he continues walking. But he walks backwards away from 216 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,900 the cover of the book. 217 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,300 And then there are ‐‐ he walks backwards and then there are 218 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,840 - 20 blank pages. - You say, "away from the 219 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,700 cover of the book." So ‐‐ 220 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,040 - >> yes. - Within the book ‐‐ 221 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,610 - >> yes. - ‐‐ there's a cover of 222 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:33,210 the book. >> It's very deep. 223 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:34,270 - Very deep. - Yeah. 224 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:35,940 >> And, so, he walks backwards and then there are 20 empty 225 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:38,210 pages, because j. B. Turner has disappeared. 226 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:42,580 I can not give away the ending. 227 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:45,220 I can not. It's so exciting. 228 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:48,920 - I'm going to leave it at that. - Well, that's great. 229 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,020 Can I tell you what the publisher says this book is 230 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,330 about? >> Okay. 231 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,290 Jon reznick is a black ops specialist dispatched to 232 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:57,130 carry out a high level hit, but the target is not the man 233 00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:59,330 reznick expected. In an instant, the operation is 234 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:02,270 compromised and reznick is on the run with the man he was sent 235 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,370 to kill. >> No luck cake. 236 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:06,140 Oh, yeah, okay. 237 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,740 So, it's very similar. Give it up for Fred armisen, 238 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:14,280 everybody. 239 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,450 Our first guest tonight, I'm very ‐‐ 240 00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:18,550 >> Seth! Hey, Seth. 241 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:19,990 - Seth. - Oh, hey. 242 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,390 What's up, Timothy? Timothy, everybody. 243 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:32,430 >> Uh ‐‐ I was wondering if you 244 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,740 could introduce me as record setting four time guest, 245 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,270 Timothy olyphant. I think the audience would get a 246 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:41,070 - big kick out of that. - Yeah, yeah. 247 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:44,040 The only thing is we've actually had a few guest who've been on 248 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,310 more than four times. >> Yeah, but, do people really 249 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:48,850 know that? 250 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:51,450 I mean, I think so. >> Yeah, you think, but you 251 00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:56,260 don't know. So, let's do it my way and then 252 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:59,330 after the show you can check the Twitter and see if anyone loses 253 00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:03,360 their. 254 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:09,170 Okay. >> Thanks, man. 255 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:11,070 Our first guest tonight is an Emmy nominated actor who 256 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,470 you know from his work on "justified" and "deadwood." 257 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,940 His film, "missing link," opens in theaters on April 12th. 258 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:18,780 You can catch him in the third season of "Santa clarita diet," 259 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,550 which is currently streaming on Netflix. 260 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:24,350 Please welcome record setting four time guest, Timothy olyphant. 261 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:47,310 Hi, welcome back. I mean, congratulations. 262 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,610 Record setting fourth visit. >> Oh, come on, Seth. 263 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:51,140 You know I don't care about that stuff. 264 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:55,850 You know what I do care about? 265 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:58,920 What do you care about? >> These people. 266 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:03,820 Oh, yeah, right. 267 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,360 I care about that kick ass band over there. 268 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,200 Yeah, all right. 269 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,500 >> You know I care about you, Fred. 270 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,030 >> I do. >> We're both big j. B. Turner 271 00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:12,570 - fans. - Wow, yeah, of course. 272 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,000 You've read the ‐‐ >> and I care about you. 273 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,070 Thank you. >> How are you? 274 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,070 I'm really well. Thank you. 275 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:17,540 - >> How's your family? - My family is good. 276 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:21,310 I actually want to ask ‐‐ 'cause you were here right after 277 00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:23,080 my son who's 1 was born. >> Cash. 278 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,150 Well, no. It's ash. 279 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:28,420 And you were critical of the 280 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,180 names last time out. >> I remember being ‐‐ now that 281 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:33,890 you mention it. But today I was excited, 'cause 282 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:36,960 I guess I thought in my mind, memory is not a reliable 283 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,130 narrator. In my mind I thought, "he called 284 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,760 his kid cash. That's cool." 285 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,300 - But it's not cash. - It's ash. 286 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,700 - >> Yeah. - Okay. 287 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,800 >> Uh ‐‐ how old is he? 288 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,330 He's three. >> Not too late. 289 00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:49,640 Well, he knows its ash. 290 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,510 I feel it'd be like ‐‐ and you know, he's in ‐‐ 291 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:52,940 - >> it'll be a vague memory. - I don't know. 292 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,340 >> It'll be a vague memory. 293 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,840 You might probably forget, 'cause your kids are a 294 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,380 little older. Three ‐‐ when they're three they 295 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,250 have all ‐‐ they ask questions about everything. 296 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,880 If we all of a sudden just switched to cash, I think he 297 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,280 would just constantly want to know why that happened. 298 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,720 - >> He might. - Yeah. 299 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,790 - >> Okay. - What about Axel? 300 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:07,990 >> And then ‐‐ axis. 301 00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,720 Axel. >> Axel. 302 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,390 Yeah. >> That's right. 303 00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:12,890 No. 304 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:15,530 - >> Huh? - That is not why. 305 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:17,160 >> How is Axel? Everything is coming up roses 306 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,370 - for Axel. - That is not ‐‐ 307 00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,540 we did not name him after Axel Rose. 308 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:23,740 >> Now, I remember, I saw him. I say, "what's up, Axel? 309 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,510 Welcome to jungle." 310 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:27,670 - I saw it. - How did he react to 311 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:31,040 that as a 1‐year‐old? >> He's more of a 312 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,780 Mr. Brown stone fan. 313 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,220 He's more of a ‐‐ >> yeah. 314 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,280 >> He likes that acoustic ‐‐ the acoustic stuff. 315 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,020 Do you ‐‐ you're coming around though? 316 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,220 Are you coming around to ash and Axel's names? 317 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:43,420 - >> Not yet. - Okay. 318 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:44,490 >> But ‐‐ 319 00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:45,490 we'll check back next time. 320 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:46,260 - >> Yeah. - Yeah. 321 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,560 - >> Give me a couple of minutes. - All right. 322 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,660 Oh, yeah. So it might happen within the 323 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,960 body of the interview. >> I'm sure they're going to be 324 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960 great. I'm sure they're going to be 325 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,030 - awesome. - They're already great. 326 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:52,800 I don't ‐‐ 327 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,800 >> oh, yeah. They're great now? 328 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,000 Yeah. They're great kids. 329 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,840 >> Well, it's new. It's just 'cause it's new. 330 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,070 - You don't know. - I've lived with them ‐‐ 331 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:00,770 - >> I've got teenagers. - Yeah. 332 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,980 >> So you ‐‐ >> Seth: Have you ‐‐ have there 333 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,050 been instances where they been out? 334 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:06,580 - >> Disappointed. - Yeah. 335 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:09,320 >> Yeah. 336 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,180 But you ‐‐ now your ‐‐ they're fully great company now, 337 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,250 I would imagine. You're teenagers. 338 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,890 >> You know what, yeah. I'm teaching ‐‐ well, yeah. 339 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,960 I'm teaching my son how to make cocktails. 340 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,690 - So, that's fun. - Oh, wow. 341 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:20,990 That's great. >> Yeah. 342 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:22,660 - You got that to look forward to. - And when you finish 343 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,470 them, who drinks them? >> He drinks half of them. 344 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:29,000 And I drink all them. 345 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,770 I would ‐‐ >> drink some ‐‐ 346 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,270 but we're ‐‐ yeah. Because he's ‐‐ my kids are 347 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:34,340 older. He's going to college. 348 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:35,440 Oh, yeah. So, that's good. 349 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,840 - >> Yeah, yeah. - I feel like that ‐‐ 350 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,510 you'd want to ‐‐ he's going to have cocktails when he gets 351 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,480 there, so you might as well. >> Yeah, it's tricky nowadays. 352 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,550 You don't know what's ‐‐ what to tell him or not to tell him. 353 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,420 - They're teenagers. - One thing that's good, 354 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,820 you'll get to ‐‐ >> California ‐‐ 355 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,020 yeah. >> Weed is legal. 356 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,790 Yeah. >> And in New York, it's not 357 00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,860 legal. Kind of took me by surprise. 358 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:53,030 Like, when I got ‐‐ 359 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:55,130 usually in New York everything is ahead. 360 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,530 Yeah. >> You know what I mean? 361 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:59,700 For years, New York, you'd say, "oh, there's a time difference. 362 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:04,340 A little after midnight 2019. And in California it's 363 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,740 - like 1997." - Right. 364 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,340 >> But now, California is ahead 365 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,210 - of the curve on the weed thing. - Yeah. 366 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:12,610 Are you taking advantage of your new legal status? 367 00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,920 >> So, yeah. 368 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,180 - It's awesome. - Yeah? 369 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,390 >> Yeah, my wife ‐‐ we are not weed people. 370 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:22,120 Okay. >> By the way, I want to say, 371 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,190 nor do I think of us as irresponsible people. 372 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:27,590 But its ‐‐ my wife came home the other day 373 00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:29,760 and just announced that she went in ‐‐ 374 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,730 they have these stores in California now. 375 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,370 - Medmen. - Medmen? 376 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:36,000 Okay. >> It's like an apple store 377 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,540 - for ‐‐ for weed. - Got it. 378 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,340 It's like very helpful staff 379 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:42,540 and ‐‐ >> you just walk in. 380 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,880 She's like, "so, we're having dinner." 381 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,710 The children are there. Please don't think any less of 382 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:48,450 us. 383 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,550 They've turned out ‐‐ really, I think they're going to be ‐‐ 384 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,390 - they're good kids. - Yeah. 385 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,020 And look, you're just following the laws that the state of 386 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,690 California has laid out. >> Exactly. 387 00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:57,420 Yeah. >> So, exactly. 388 00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,590 So, my wife just comes home ‐‐ we're having dinner. 389 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,130 Family dinner. And she's like, "I went to 390 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:04,730 medmen today." And I was like, "what?" 391 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:06,930 And she's like, "yeah, I just walked in there. 392 00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:09,100 And I got some stuff." And I'm like ‐‐ I said, "what 393 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:13,410 did you even ‐‐" she said, "I went in." 394 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:15,240 And they said, "what would you like?" 395 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:21,920 And she said, "I would like a glass of wine without the 396 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,980 - calories." - wow. 397 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:28,460 >> And they gave her a bag and said, "there you go." 398 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:29,790 So, edibles. >> Edibles. 399 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:30,760 They gave her a bag of edibles. 400 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,290 - >> Yeah. - And have you ‐‐ have 401 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:34,030 you done it yet? >> I did. 402 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,130 I had to do some press the other day. 403 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:38,630 I was like ‐‐ you know, it was 404 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:41,470 - like Hollywood foreign press. - Oh, yeah. 405 00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:42,770 - >> Have you met those people? - The golden globes 406 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,000 people. I have met those people. 407 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,770 >> Don't get me wrong. I'd love to be nominated. 408 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:49,440 But those people are bat 409 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,180 they are an interesting 410 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:53,950 lot. >> Yeah, no. 411 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,350 I was on my ‐‐ >> Seth: Because it's a little 412 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,650 bit like Noah's arc for press, 'cause it's one person from 413 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,850 every country. >> I just ‐‐ I ‐‐ yeah. 414 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,920 Yeah. >> I have no idea what's going 415 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,560 on there. But you got ‐‐ but I went to go 416 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,530 speak to them. My wife said, "why are you going 417 00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:08,600 to go talk to them?" And I said, "what? 418 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,860 I'd like to be invited to the golden globes." 419 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:14,030 And she said, "would you?" And I said, "let me rephrase. 420 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:17,000 I'd like to complain about being invited to the golden globes." 421 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,010 Yeah, there you go. 422 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,410 - >> You know? - Right, 'cause ‐‐ 423 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,580 - >> I'm an actor. - As soon as you have to 424 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:22,580 go to those things, it's a nightmare. 425 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,010 >> Yeah, it's what you do. You complain about, I got to go 426 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,510 - to the golden globes. - Right. 427 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:28,580 >> Been nominated again. 428 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,780 By the way, I don't understand the story. 429 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,990 I've never been nominated. But, in this version, I've 430 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:34,050 - already been nominated once. - Yeah, yeah. 431 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:38,330 >> So, I said, "I got to go do press from like 10:00 a. M. To 432 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,960 like 4:00 p. M." And I was like, "I don't want to 433 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,130 drink all day but I still, you know, I got to get through it." 434 00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:43,800 Yeah. 435 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,200 I said, "tell me about these edibles again." 436 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,470 And she said ‐‐ I said, "have you tried one?" 437 00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:50,000 She said, "yeah." I said, "anything?" 438 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,470 She's like, "I didn't notice anything. 439 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:53,440 I didn't notice, you know? You might want to take two." 440 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,240 And I said nothing. 441 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,010 Yeah. 442 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,880 But then I said, "really? Nothing? 443 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,250 Like, nothing?" Well, she goes, "well, I did 444 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,990 call to book a message. And they told me I called ten 445 00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:09,460 minutes earlier and already booked a message." 446 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,860 Yeah. 447 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,190 - >> Yeah. - So that ‐‐ that's 448 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,290 something. That counts as something. 449 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,800 - >> So, I just stayed with one. - Yeah, okay. 450 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,100 - >> Yeah. - And did it help your 451 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,300 day of press? >> The interviews haven't come 452 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,070 - out yet. - Yeah. 453 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,140 >> But I feel they went great. 454 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:25,140 You ‐‐ I do want to say that this ‐‐ you're here right 455 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,010 now. This actually classifies as 456 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,910 press right now. >> Oh, yeah. 457 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,880 Did you? >> No. 458 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,210 Okay. >> No, no. 459 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,510 'Not ‐‐ >> Seth: Thank you. 460 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:34,510 Thank you. >> No, no. 461 00:19:34,510 --> 00:19:35,480 - So much respect. - Thank you. 462 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,480 Oh, my god. Thank you so much. 463 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,680 - >> No, I wouldn't come on high. - Blessed. 464 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,750 I'm so blessed. >> I've been drinking. 465 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:42,590 You've been drinking. 466 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:44,990 Did you ‐‐ is it true that ‐‐ >> I look forward to coming 467 00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,630 here. You know that. 468 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:48,060 I look forward to having you here. 469 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,030 >> I mean, I know the whole thing is ‐‐ 470 00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:51,330 I mean, do you get ‐‐ I get nervous on ‐‐ 471 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:52,970 do you really? Still? 472 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,940 >> Yeah. If I don't seem nervous, it's 473 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:58,470 because I'm pretending. 474 00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,770 But I do get ‐‐ yeah. 475 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,270 Oh, my god. They're frightening. 476 00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:02,610 I mean, I would ‐‐ the first time, when I was ‐‐ 477 00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:05,310 I will say this, and I'm not just saying it. 478 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,510 I do think it's more stressful being a guest on these shows 479 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,950 than being the host. Once you've been a host ‐‐ 480 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,150 - >> that's been my experience. - Yeah. 481 00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:10,880 >> Yeah. 482 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,220 Like the one time ‐‐ >> Seth: Yeah. 483 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,190 >> ‐‐ I hosted ‐‐ 484 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,260 - hold on a second. - Is it kicking in? 485 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:19,960 Is your edible kicking in? 486 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,030 >> I convince myself before I come out that I am the host. 487 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,460 Oh, got you. >> I find that helpful. 488 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,300 Yeah. >> And I think that's what we're 489 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,070 - talking about. - Yeah. 490 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,470 >> I just say, "oh, just pretend you're hosting." 491 00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:31,140 Exactly. >> Can you hold that thought? 492 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,670 Sure? >> See what I mean? 493 00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:36,710 I have never ‐‐ 494 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,980 - >> please. - I have never ‐‐ 495 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,650 I'm the host of this show. I have never, in the middle of 496 00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:43,050 one of you sentences told you to hold that thought. 497 00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,450 Where are you getting ‐‐ 498 00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:46,650 >> why not? You're the host. 499 00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:47,850 I know but that's not what a host ‐‐ 500 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,060 >> you've got the desk. You've got the protection. 501 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,260 - You've got the desk. - Yeah, I do have the 502 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:51,220 protection. >> You got pencils. 503 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,330 You can just say, "hold up." And make a note. 504 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:53,760 It's not ‐‐ you know what, it's nice about being a 505 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,830 host. And I know this is a little 506 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,260 cliche, I don't have to think about the lower half of my body 507 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,230 at all. Like, you're probably think 508 00:20:58,230 --> 00:21:00,100 about all this right now. And the amount of brain space 509 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,500 you're wasting like, crossed legs, uncrossed legs. 510 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,140 You know? >> By the way, it's sad that 511 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,070 he's speaking truthfully. 512 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:11,010 No, meaning that, I can't tell you. 513 00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:13,410 As soon as you said it, you know how many times I've been, like, 514 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:17,350 on a talk show and gone like, "are my legs showing?" 515 00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,450 Yeah. Right. 516 00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:19,650 >> It's embarrassing. 517 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,420 It's embarrassing. >> Like, to think about or ‐‐ 518 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:22,820 and you have wonderful legs. 519 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:24,360 >> You know what? 520 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,560 And that's what I keep telling myself. 521 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,400 - Yet it still gets to me. - Yeah. 522 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,030 - >> You know what I mean? - Sure. 523 00:21:31,030 --> 00:21:32,570 >> There's a vulnerability. I don't know if you're picking 524 00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,870 up on it. But it's here. 525 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:36,800 Deep inside. 526 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,240 But this is ‐‐ this just speaks to the marvel of you 527 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,840 as an actor that you're hiding it so well. 528 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,910 Because you might be nervous, but you're acting like you own 529 00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:47,310 the place. 530 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:49,620 >> Well, listen, maybe I'll get a golden globe for this 531 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:54,850 performance. 532 00:21:54,850 --> 00:22:00,230 - Don't start. - I do want to tick off 533 00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:02,300 some of your projects. >> We're here ‐‐ by the way, 534 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,700 - there's a bunch of them. - You got ‐‐ there's 535 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,470 three. There's three things I want to 536 00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:07,530 ask you about. >> Okay, three. 537 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:09,740 "Santa clarita diet." Season three, right? 538 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,840 >> Season three. Streaming on Netflix. 539 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,140 Streaming on Netflix. 540 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:14,310 - >> Moving on. - Moving on. 541 00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:17,040 "Missing link." >> Oh, so charming. 542 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,240 "Missing link." Well ‐‐‐ 543 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,450 >> oh, you got kids. You're going to go see this. 544 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:20,880 Uh ‐‐ they're a little young for it, I 545 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,950 think. >> No, but eventually you will. 546 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:26,450 By the way, the great thing about these animated films ‐‐ 547 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:29,190 yeah. >> And I'm speaking just for me. 548 00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:31,460 - I hear the residuals are great. - Wow, okay. 549 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,890 >> You're going to watch it late. 550 00:22:32,890 --> 00:22:33,990 You're going to watch it years from now. 551 00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:35,200 Right. >> 'Cause it's a good one. 552 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,260 It's a classic. It's like rotten tomatoes, like, 553 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,230 100%. 110% fresh. 554 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:41,530 Is it? Already? 555 00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:42,840 - >> 110% fresh. - And which of these 556 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,840 fellows here do you play? >> That's a little embarrassing. 557 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,940 You would think I wouldn't be, but I am that guy. 558 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:53,010 Yeah. 559 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:57,150 What's the name? >> Last name's stank. 560 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:59,550 Stank. I believe the first name is 561 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:02,190 Willard. 562 00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:03,720 It's some kind ‐‐ >> Seth: You really found the 563 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,820 character on this one. 564 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:07,760 - >> You know me. - Yeah. 565 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,060 - >> I'm method. - Yeah. 566 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,930 >> So, when I'm in it, I'm in it. 567 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:14,000 Yeah. >> But you also know me. 568 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,740 - When I'm out, I'm out. - Yeah. 569 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,070 >> I can't even, it's like ‐‐ >> Seth: You just left 570 00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,300 Willard stank ‐‐ >> I can't even remember it. 571 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,710 ‐‐ in the headphones. >> The fact that I could even 572 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:20,910 remember it. 'Cause I was so deep, I don't 573 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,210 even remember when it happens. It's like a ‐‐ 574 00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:24,380 it's like a ‐‐ >> Seth: Yeah. 575 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:26,450 >> I don't know where I'm going with this. 576 00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:28,310 I forgot to ask you ‐‐ 577 00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:30,520 is it true ‐‐ I don't want to lose the opportunity to ask this 578 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,150 question. Is it true you're dog got into 579 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:34,220 the edibles? >> Oh, my god. 580 00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:36,520 This is the thing when they legalize drugs they don't ‐‐ 581 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,590 they don't ‐‐ they just legalize it. 582 00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:40,030 And then they say, "people will figure it out." 583 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:42,000 I feel like that's not true, but go ahead. 584 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,400 >> But listen, New York, 'cause 585 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,670 it's coming. The legal drugs are coming. 586 00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:49,200 And they're going to give you these little things that look 587 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,170 - like gummie bears. - Right. 588 00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:53,270 >> They look like little, uh ‐‐ little kid treats. 589 00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:55,410 And what they don't tell you is the dogs don't know they're 590 00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:56,640 - drugs. - Yeah. 591 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,580 >> So ‐‐ 'cause you think, "oh, 592 00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,110 its legal now. Just leave it anywhere." 593 00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:01,450 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 594 00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,520 Right. >> Cops show up, who cares? 595 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,050 Leave it on the couch. 596 00:24:05,050 --> 00:24:06,020 - I'm not concerned. - Yeah. 597 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:08,420 - >> But the dog doesn't know. - Right. 598 00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:10,060 >> He doesn't know those are drugs. 599 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,720 Yeah. >> And then all of a sudden, if 600 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,530 the aspca or anyone ‐‐ we've taken care of our pets for 601 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:19,800 - years, fine. - A lot ‐‐ I do want to 602 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,200 point out that a lot of this interview has been you stressing 603 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,070 how responsible you are. 604 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:30,740 - >> I do it for you, Seth. - Yeah. 605 00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:32,050 - >> Because you have little kids. - I do. 606 00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,580 - >> I'm trying to set an example. - Yes, okay. 607 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:34,680 I will take it as an example. >> Okay. 608 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,750 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 609 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,480 >> And maybe you think ‐‐ >> Seth: Hold that thought. 610 00:24:42,990 --> 00:24:44,290 Okay, now go. >> It's really ‐‐ 611 00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,830 now go. Now go, now go. 612 00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:47,890 >> Who's hosting this show, god damn it? 613 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:49,330 I've lost control of my own show. 614 00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:51,500 So the dog ‐‐ what's 615 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,270 the dog's name? >> Little Bruno. 616 00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:54,770 Little Bruno. >> Just a little guy. 617 00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:56,440 Okay. >> I had one. 618 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,400 How many pounds? >> I felt it. 619 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,300 Yeah. Right. 620 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,610 - >> He had like six. - Oh, wow. 621 00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:01,670 >> By the way, if you wonder ‐‐ 622 00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,510 if you ever ask yourself, "i wonder if you show up to a vet 623 00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:07,350 clinic," you know, "with a stoned dog if they'll be like, 624 00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:10,080 'oh, my god. What?!'" 625 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,250 they won't. 626 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,460 He'll be like the third dog that showed up high. 627 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:18,490 They'll be like, "no, no, we had 628 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:21,460 a boxer here earlier today way more stoned than that." 629 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:23,200 They say, "come back in 630 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,370 45 minutes and pick him up." And then ‐‐ so, you say, "he'll 631 00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:28,570 be fine? 'Cause we have questions." 632 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:31,070 And they say, "we'll give a brochure when you leave. 633 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:32,540 Gotcha. >> They've printed a brochure. 634 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:35,340 That's how common it is. 635 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:38,380 They haven't ‐‐ they haven't been like ‐‐ 636 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,050 and is it ‐‐ what is it ‐‐ like, do they put on an 637 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:41,450 album? Like, what do they tell you to 638 00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:43,220 do when you're dog's stoned? 639 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:45,050 - >> Put on an album. - Do they like vinyl? 640 00:25:45,050 --> 00:25:48,890 I'm running out of time, and 641 00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:50,520 I've ‐‐ you just have to come out ‐‐ 642 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,390 when does this come out? When does the "deadwood" 643 00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:54,560 movie ‐‐ gonna come out? >> It's in may‐ish. 644 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,660 All right. That's soon. 645 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:56,960 >> May ‐‐ yeah, because it's april‐ish. 646 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,400 - It's April. - Yeah, it's April. 647 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,270 This is so exciting. >> By the way, speakin' of going 648 00:26:00,270 --> 00:26:02,000 deep method, look at that 'stache. 649 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,440 There you go. 650 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,870 - >> I went big. - So that's ‐‐ and that 651 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:06,510 is ‐‐ you grew that? >> I'll tell you why. 652 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:09,980 One, the real guy had a huge mustache. 653 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:12,180 And I always thought, if we're ever going to do it again I'm 654 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:15,010 going to really go deep method, be the guy. 655 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:18,520 Did you grow the mustache in the show? 656 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,620 >> That's not important. Two ‐‐ 657 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:23,090 I thought the bigger I go, if 658 00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:26,590 this thing sucks, I'll just tell people it's not me. 659 00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:28,030 Yeah. 660 00:26:28,030 --> 00:26:29,560 It is true. You can barely ‐‐ because the 661 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,100 hat is a little low, and the mustache. 662 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,370 >> You got the hat and 'stache. You'd be like ‐‐ "what did you 663 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:35,130 think of the deadwood movie"? "I thought duhamel did a great 664 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:37,540 - job." - yeah. 665 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,670 Oh, there you go. 666 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:39,870 That is ‐‐ you can totally put it on duhamel. 667 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:41,370 >> Yeah, look at Josh duhamel. They got duhamel to play 668 00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:43,540 bullock. 669 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,280 I thought he did fine. I don't know what the big ‐‐ 670 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,150 - everyone's complaining. - This is ‐‐ the first 671 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:49,780 time we met, we were talking about ‐‐ 'cause this has been 672 00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:51,420 rumored for years. This wonderful show, three 673 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:55,020 seasons only on hbo. Would they do a movie? 674 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,320 And they did a movie. And I can't believe it. 675 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,520 I'm so happy. >> Can I be Sincere for one 676 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,730 - second before we go? - Yeah. 677 00:26:59,730 --> 00:27:01,890 >> I've seen it and I couldn't be more proud of it. 678 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:03,330 And uh ‐‐ and it's just ‐‐ it's lovely. 679 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,300 - I hope people enjoy it. - And it was obviously a 680 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,470 big show for your career, and your life. 681 00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:09,140 - >> Sure. - And was it great to see 682 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,640 everybody? >> It was. 683 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,440 - It really was. - Yeah. 684 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,680 >> I think that ‐‐ I resisted the idea for a long time. 685 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:20,150 I thought it was a very, very, very bad idea. 686 00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:22,450 I've really just enjoyed the experience. 687 00:27:22,450 --> 00:27:25,080 I think I underestimated the impact those people had on my 688 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,020 life so many years ago. And that show ‐‐ it was just a 689 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:32,190 remarkable experience, and it was just ‐‐ very thankful for 690 00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,490 the opportunity to go back and see them all again. 691 00:27:34,490 --> 00:27:36,460 I'm genuinely thrilled to see it. 692 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:38,530 >> Do we want to cry at the end of the interview? 693 00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:40,070 - Is that where this is going? - I guess so. 694 00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:41,370 >> It felt like it just got very ‐‐ 695 00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:43,440 all right, let's ‐‐ >> let's very ‐‐ and I'm 696 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,210 - thankful for this time here. - I am, too, and uh ‐‐ 697 00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:47,410 >> how many times has it been? Four? 698 00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:49,010 This is four times, and it's the only person who's ever 699 00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:50,440 been here four times. 700 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,510 I'm sorry. 701 00:27:53,510 --> 00:27:55,780 Record‐setting four‐time guest Timothy olphant, everybody. 702 00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:58,520 "Santa clarita diet" streaming on Netflix. 703 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,620 We'll be right back with Diane Von furstenberg. 704 00:28:21,810 --> 00:28:24,360 Our next guest is an award‐winning designer and 705 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,090 fashion icon who will celebrate the 10th annual dvf awards on 706 00:28:27,090 --> 00:28:28,190 April 11th at the 707 00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:30,560 Brooklyn museum. Please welcome back to the show Diane Von furstenberg. 708 00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:52,120 Diane, welcome back! >> Oh. 709 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,220 I'm so happy to see you. 710 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:55,760 - >> Right. - It's such a pleasure. 711 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,020 So this is the 10th year of the dvf awards. 712 00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,790 - >> Yes. - And this was an event 713 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:01,430 you started for women honoring other women. 714 00:29:01,430 --> 00:29:04,030 >> Well it's to honor women, extraordinary women, who have 715 00:29:04,030 --> 00:29:08,640 the strength to fight, the courage to survive, and the 716 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:15,940 leadership to inspire. Because all of those women have 717 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:23,280 gone through real hardship. And they survive and therefore 718 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:28,890 now they're inspire. And they are all extraordinary. 719 00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:31,160 And I can't believe it's already 10 years. 720 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,030 10 years and it's such an inspiring night to be at. 721 00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:35,660 One of my favorite things ‐‐ and I've seen you speak at this 722 00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:37,300 event. I've seen you speak at numerous 723 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,230 other events. You're one of my favorite public 724 00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:42,200 speakers, because you seem very relaxed. 725 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,700 Do you ever get nervous at any of these things? 726 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,670 >> No, because I like to speak. I ‐‐ 727 00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:51,510 I mean, I do. 728 00:29:51,510 --> 00:29:54,680 I actually ‐‐ and I always kind of try to 729 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,380 impress myself. And so I always try to say 730 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,920 something I haven't said before. So I learn. 731 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,420 And do you ever ‐‐ in 732 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:04,720 the moment, do you ever think to yourself, "oh, this is a good 733 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,360 one. I'm really doing a good one 734 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,430 right here." 735 00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,630 >> Usually after I said it. 736 00:30:10,630 --> 00:30:11,830 Yeah. >> Once I heard it. 737 00:30:11,830 --> 00:30:15,770 Yeah. And was this something when you 738 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,070 were a little girl did you think, "oh, I'm going to be 739 00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:18,510 somebody who is going to speak in front of people like this?" 740 00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:23,410 >> My mother, my mother ‐‐ even on my first birthday, she always 741 00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:26,910 made me do public speaking. I mean, you know, yes. 742 00:30:26,910 --> 00:30:29,420 So it's part of me. And then, I did a lot of them as 743 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:32,620 a little girl in front of the mirror. 744 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:35,790 Oh, wow. >> And because you see the 745 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:39,590 mirror is where you really understand that you really have 746 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:42,230 total control of yourself. You do this. 747 00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:43,530 - She does that. - Oh wow. 748 00:30:43,530 --> 00:30:44,630 >> You do this. 749 00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,700 She does that. You know? 750 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,430 And you realize, "oh, my god, I can make her do whatever I 751 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:52,170 want." 752 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:53,710 That's a fantastic thing to realize at a young age. 753 00:30:53,710 --> 00:30:57,840 >> Yeah. And that's how I really learned 754 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,450 my big lesson that the most important relationship in life 755 00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:05,950 is the one you have with yourself. 756 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:10,760 That is just wonderful. 757 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:15,130 >> And then once you have a good relationship with yourself, then 758 00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:19,170 every other relationship is a plus and not a must. 759 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,570 That's so good to hear. That is so wonderful. 760 00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:23,100 I have a lot of pluses in my life. 761 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,640 - >> You do. - You have a lot of 762 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,670 pluses in yours. I do want to ask ‐‐ you know, 763 00:31:27,670 --> 00:31:29,640 obviously there's a selection process to find some of the 764 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,510 women that you're going to honor on Thursday. 765 00:31:31,510 --> 00:31:33,910 Who are some that we're going to see? 766 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,650 >> Well, the big one, the lifetime goes to Anita hill. 767 00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:38,280 Wonderful. >> Which is ‐‐ 768 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:43,520 wonderful timing. 769 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,830 >> Which is such a privilege. And Gloria steinem is going to 770 00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:48,460 give it to her. And they're both excited. 771 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:51,630 And I can't believe it. And the inspiration will go to 772 00:31:51,630 --> 00:31:54,900 Katy Perry. And then there is Nadia murad 773 00:31:54,900 --> 00:32:00,910 who I'm actually reading her book right now on audio and 774 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:10,980 she's yazidi, and her entire tribe got massacred. 775 00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:13,320 And she was raped. And, I mean, the whole thing is 776 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,460 just so awful. And then, I was thinking about 777 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:21,460 it, and say, you know, what do you do when something happens? 778 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:26,070 But the truth is that if you save one life, you save a 779 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:29,240 dynasty behind that. And you have to remember that. 780 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:34,270 So when we see tragedies, it doesn't matter, if you can only 781 00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:37,980 - save a few, it's worth it. - You‐‐ 782 00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:43,980 you were in a situation, you 783 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:47,190 know, your family was obviously in great peril years ago in 784 00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:49,660 Europe. >> My mother. 785 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:54,260 Okay, try to say ‐‐ >> Seth: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 786 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,230 And yet, you are now ‐‐ one of the other things that is under 787 00:32:56,230 --> 00:32:59,300 your ‐‐ that you're taking care of right 788 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,570 now is the statue of Liberty gala that's happening later this 789 00:33:02,570 --> 00:33:07,710 year. >> Yes. 790 00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:09,580 And how did you get involved with that? 791 00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:10,980 >> All right, so, for those of you who don't know, and why 792 00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:12,310 should you know, I am the temporary godmother of the 793 00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:18,220 - statue of Liberty. - Wonderful credit. 794 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:22,060 >> And ‐‐ and the work ‐‐ what I 795 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:26,190 did for it, is that I raised the funds, a lot of money to build a 796 00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:29,900 museum that's going to be on Liberty island. 797 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:35,800 And I did the documentary for hbo, a book. 798 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:41,470 And I learned so much about lady Liberty that she was actually 799 00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:46,410 financed, it's the people of France who decided that they 800 00:33:46,410 --> 00:33:51,420 were going to give that to the people of America. 801 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:56,290 - So, anyway, so, yes. - That's such a ‐‐ it's 802 00:33:56,290 --> 00:34:01,160 very hard to think now of another country wanting to do 803 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,230 something that nice for us. 804 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:05,770 You know what I mean? >> I know. 805 00:34:05,770 --> 00:34:09,570 But you see, I discovered, at the time they weren't very happy 806 00:34:09,570 --> 00:34:13,170 about what was happening in France, the intellectuals. 807 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:16,340 And they looked at America. It was the declaration of 808 00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:20,850 independence. It was the abolition of slavery. 809 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:24,880 And they looked at the making of democracy and they thought, "oh, 810 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,090 my god, this is great." And they wanted to be part of 811 00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:31,420 it. And look what happened. 812 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:33,860 It's a nice ‐‐ it's a nice reminder that if you do 813 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:36,560 nice things, someone will send you a statue. 814 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,730 All you have to do is do the 815 00:34:39,730 --> 00:34:42,040 right thing, and that is what is going to happen. 816 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,900 It is always so lovely to see you. 817 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,540 I'm so ‐‐ thank you so much for inviting me on Thursday. 818 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:47,510 I can't wait to be at the dvf awards again. 819 00:34:47,510 --> 00:34:48,610 >> Thank you. 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