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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,476 --> 00:00:07,510 So... 2 00:00:07,578 --> 00:00:10,379 that was quite a night of babysitting at Darryl's. 3 00:00:10,404 --> 00:00:11,815 Yeah, it was. 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,039 And I got to say, 5 00:00:13,064 --> 00:00:14,624 having sex with you while sober? 6 00:00:14,649 --> 00:00:16,316 Delightful. 7 00:00:16,341 --> 00:00:18,008 Yeah. Okay. 8 00:00:18,557 --> 00:00:20,146 Let's get this over with. 9 00:00:20,171 --> 00:00:22,104 What are we doing, and what do we think this is? 10 00:00:22,129 --> 00:00:23,762 I am actually glad you mention that, 11 00:00:23,787 --> 00:00:26,506 because I think that since I'm in recovery 12 00:00:26,531 --> 00:00:28,383 and you're in treatment, we should really... 13 00:00:28,408 --> 00:00:31,033 Take it slow? I was gonna say that right off the bat, 14 00:00:31,058 --> 00:00:32,759 but I wanted to take it slow. 15 00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:34,767 And I appreciate that. Sorry. 16 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:39,025 And... I... appreciate... that. 17 00:00:41,012 --> 00:00:42,611 - Okay. - Oh, wait. 18 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,224 - Should we be kissing in public? - Oh. 19 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:47,216 No, you're right. Let me think. Is that wise? 20 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:51,097 But the more important question is: Do I care? 21 00:00:55,485 --> 00:00:57,793 Truly don't care. 22 00:01:00,131 --> 00:01:01,564 Ugh. 23 00:01:01,632 --> 00:01:03,666 Leonard, can you believe this? 24 00:01:03,735 --> 00:01:04,735 Look at that guy. 25 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:06,569 We were gym buddies, 26 00:01:06,637 --> 00:01:08,871 and then I was busy being a nice person, 27 00:01:08,940 --> 00:01:10,339 and then he jumped in there. 28 00:01:10,408 --> 00:01:12,552 And I mean in there. Literally. 29 00:01:12,577 --> 00:01:14,176 Dude, you got to stop 30 00:01:14,201 --> 00:01:15,400 doing this to yourself. 31 00:01:15,638 --> 00:01:17,438 You're turning into a jilted broken record. 32 00:01:17,892 --> 00:01:19,525 Like her. 33 00:01:19,550 --> 00:01:21,984 Girl, get out from behind that plant. 34 00:01:22,053 --> 00:01:23,821 Hey. 35 00:01:23,846 --> 00:01:26,311 - Hey. - Maya has been down here 36 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,603 every day shooting eye daggers at that girl. 37 00:01:28,628 --> 00:01:30,328 Which girl? 38 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:32,413 Joanne. Pixie cut. 39 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:34,949 Coral top that I bought for her. 40 00:01:34,974 --> 00:01:37,674 She works on the second floor of that insurance agency. 41 00:01:37,936 --> 00:01:39,536 We went out 42 00:01:39,561 --> 00:01:43,147 for two amazing weeks, and then she ghosted me. 43 00:01:43,879 --> 00:01:45,335 Next thing you know, she's all over 44 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,960 that hair chewer over there. 45 00:01:46,985 --> 00:01:49,286 "Hi. I'm Marcy, 46 00:01:49,311 --> 00:01:51,912 and I chew my hair, and I make this face." 47 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:54,204 "I'm Marcy." 48 00:01:54,351 --> 00:01:55,551 Look at them. 49 00:01:55,559 --> 00:01:57,493 Sitting there just laughing and laughing 50 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,818 and laughing. 51 00:02:00,868 --> 00:02:05,177 Oh. Greg and Rebecca are also laughing and laughing. 52 00:02:05,202 --> 00:02:08,370 I didn't know it was so serious. 53 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:11,129 What a bummer, dude. Sorry. 54 00:02:14,378 --> 00:02:17,512 I can't believe that she's with him. 55 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,371 It's killing me, George. 56 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:21,622 I feel so... 57 00:02:21,647 --> 00:02:24,882 rejected and low-status. 58 00:02:24,907 --> 00:02:27,900 I don't like this. It hurts. 59 00:02:27,925 --> 00:02:29,658 I don't want to feel like this anymore. 60 00:02:29,727 --> 00:02:31,493 I have to do something, George. 61 00:02:31,562 --> 00:02:33,062 - Like what? - I don't know. Something... 62 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:38,077 big and-and emotional and romantic and fun. 63 00:02:38,102 --> 00:02:40,736 Romantic and fun? You guys talking about romantic comedies? 64 00:02:40,805 --> 00:02:42,805 You looking for one to watch? I'm an expert. 65 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,506 - Uh... - Okay. 66 00:02:44,575 --> 00:02:48,043 To make your selection a little easier, here are your genres. 67 00:02:48,112 --> 00:02:50,312 You have your witty British ones, 68 00:02:50,381 --> 00:02:51,814 your workplace empowerment movies, 69 00:02:51,882 --> 00:02:54,122 your bro-y ones where men wax things and live on boats... 70 00:02:54,151 --> 00:02:55,918 - Eh. - And my personal favorite, 71 00:02:55,986 --> 00:02:57,898 the late-middle-aged fantasies where all the women 72 00:02:57,922 --> 00:03:01,356 wear white cashmere turtlenecks and have fantastic kitchens. 73 00:03:01,425 --> 00:03:03,092 Huh. I don't think I've seen any of those. 74 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,929 You've never seen any romantic comedies? 75 00:03:06,997 --> 00:03:09,398 They're not for me. I know Rebecca likes them. 76 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:10,799 Oh, "likes them"? 77 00:03:10,868 --> 00:03:13,268 Uh, she loves them. 78 00:03:13,337 --> 00:03:15,738 Yeah. Especially the ones 79 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,130 with some kind of powerless, nerdy underdog 80 00:03:18,242 --> 00:03:19,441 with a wacky best friend 81 00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:21,421 who feels invisible but then comes up with a scheme. 82 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:23,278 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 83 00:03:23,347 --> 00:03:25,158 And then the underdog makes a big, grand gesture 84 00:03:25,182 --> 00:03:27,349 and wins the person of their dreams. 85 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:30,452 Huh. Interesting. 86 00:03:32,174 --> 00:03:35,002 _ 87 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:38,026 I don't know what to do. 88 00:03:38,095 --> 00:03:41,230 I'm just ugly, nerdy and hopelessly in love. 89 00:03:41,298 --> 00:03:42,765 Right there with you, girl. 90 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:44,967 Don't worry. It's all gonna end up okay. 91 00:03:45,035 --> 00:03:46,668 You'll get the guy. 92 00:03:46,737 --> 00:03:48,646 That's what always happens. 93 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:52,741 It always works out. 94 00:03:54,993 --> 00:03:56,993 ♪ ♪ 95 00:04:20,838 --> 00:04:22,938 ♪ ♪ 96 00:04:27,011 --> 00:04:29,645 Oh, I look awful. 97 00:04:29,713 --> 00:04:31,280 I'm atrocious. 98 00:04:31,348 --> 00:04:33,081 Oh, man, I'm a... 99 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:34,817 - I'm a dork. - Hey. 100 00:04:34,885 --> 00:04:37,786 You dumb, ugly, hopelessly-in-love nerd. 101 00:04:37,855 --> 00:04:40,722 - We're late for work. - George. 102 00:04:40,791 --> 00:04:43,815 - You're my best friend, right? - Hey. Course I am. 103 00:04:43,928 --> 00:04:45,405 I'm your best friend who loves sports, 104 00:04:45,429 --> 00:04:48,107 and I'm unreasonably cocky for such a slight man. 105 00:04:48,132 --> 00:04:52,169 Right. Of course you are. You are you, and I am this. 106 00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:54,670 Oh, we're doing it. 107 00:04:54,738 --> 00:04:56,442 This is amazing. 108 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,967 All right, let's get going. Come on. 109 00:04:57,991 --> 00:05:00,433 Hot diggity. Basketball! 110 00:05:02,446 --> 00:05:06,192 Okay, we're at work. What do we do now? 111 00:05:06,217 --> 00:05:08,027 Hey, guys, good morning. 112 00:05:08,052 --> 00:05:11,597 Ooh, Nathaniel, looking especially ugly today. 113 00:05:11,622 --> 00:05:13,388 That's right, I'm the ugly underdog. 114 00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:15,023 Listen up, guys. 115 00:05:15,092 --> 00:05:16,325 - He's here. - Oh! 116 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,484 - Who's here? - Everybody, lace up your bootstraps. 117 00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:21,029 Oh, exciting. 118 00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:43,652 - You're here early, sir. - My acupuncturist canceled. 119 00:05:43,721 --> 00:05:45,420 Said something about a death in the family. 120 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:46,765 He is fired, of course. 121 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:48,335 Uh, we're working on the Schiller case, 122 00:05:48,359 --> 00:05:50,259 and the Hellermen clients will be here at 2:00. 123 00:05:50,327 --> 00:05:51,872 Did you inform them that we don't do business 124 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,362 with people who wear cheap suits? 125 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:56,031 If they show up in off-the-rack again, they are fired. 126 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,200 Where's my coffee? I want it scalding. 127 00:05:58,269 --> 00:05:59,534 Where's the Canadian? 128 00:05:59,603 --> 00:06:01,703 Here I am, sir, at your ready! 129 00:06:01,772 --> 00:06:04,806 I want the sixth Girl with the Dragon Tattoo book. 130 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:07,676 There's only five of those books, sir. 131 00:06:07,745 --> 00:06:10,279 Yes, and the author is dead. 132 00:06:10,347 --> 00:06:11,587 Oh, please send my condolences. 133 00:06:11,649 --> 00:06:13,282 I still want it. Get it. 134 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,383 Everyone. 135 00:06:14,451 --> 00:06:16,351 The big presentation with the big client 136 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:18,387 is in 48 hours. 137 00:06:18,455 --> 00:06:20,289 - Big client? - Our entire reputation 138 00:06:20,357 --> 00:06:23,592 is at stake. I need two people on this. 139 00:06:23,661 --> 00:06:26,194 Nathaniel. You'll be point. Maya. 140 00:06:26,263 --> 00:06:28,263 - You assist. - Yes, sir. 141 00:06:28,332 --> 00:06:29,731 Tim, do you have the book? 142 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,035 - Uh, uh... - Sir, you just asked him. 143 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:35,938 I'm so glad redheads are dying out. 144 00:06:36,006 --> 00:06:39,608 I want it now. I'll be in my office. 145 00:06:40,644 --> 00:06:42,678 I'm sorry. 146 00:06:42,746 --> 00:06:45,113 You take this folder. I'll take this folder. 147 00:06:45,182 --> 00:06:47,616 Oh, George, this makes sense. 148 00:06:48,719 --> 00:06:50,719 Bert is being an egregiously mean boss. 149 00:06:50,788 --> 00:06:53,121 There's some sort of vague presentation. 150 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:56,335 All I got to do is figure out the plot, the scheme, the bet, 151 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,894 the gimmick, and what's the big event with the ticking clock 152 00:06:58,963 --> 00:07:00,952 where I can make my big, grand gesture? 153 00:07:00,976 --> 00:07:02,931 Guys, guess what. I got some sizzlin' hot goss. 154 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,299 Greg Serrano's reopening 155 00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:06,274 his dad's old restaurant in two days. 156 00:07:06,299 --> 00:07:08,258 He is? He just had that idea. 157 00:07:08,283 --> 00:07:10,400 I mean, zoning alone would take at least three months. 158 00:07:10,425 --> 00:07:12,985 Yeah. I don't know about that stuff, but rumor is 159 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:15,143 Greg's gonna ask Rebecca a big question... 160 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,602 A really big question... At the grand reopening soiree, 161 00:07:17,627 --> 00:07:19,869 to which we're all invited. The whole firm. 162 00:07:19,894 --> 00:07:21,727 Oh, George. 163 00:07:21,796 --> 00:07:23,129 This is it. It's the ideal setting 164 00:07:23,197 --> 00:07:24,463 for our grand gesture. 165 00:07:24,532 --> 00:07:26,666 Now all we got to do is figure out our scheme. 166 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:29,035 Let's go down, see Rebecca and see what our next move is. 167 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:30,103 That's fine with me. 168 00:07:30,171 --> 00:07:31,615 Only thing I care about in this world: 169 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:33,205 sports, your love life. 170 00:07:33,274 --> 00:07:35,708 Now let's go see the girl you want to get. 171 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:37,466 - Let's do it! - Football! 172 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,950 She's unrealistically gorgeous. 173 00:07:45,019 --> 00:07:47,520 ♪ ♪ 174 00:07:47,588 --> 00:07:51,157 - And he looks like a total douche. - Yeah. 175 00:07:51,225 --> 00:07:52,858 This tracks. 176 00:07:52,927 --> 00:07:55,127 - What? - What? 177 00:07:55,196 --> 00:07:57,129 ♪ ♪ 178 00:07:57,198 --> 00:07:59,065 God. I hate that guy 179 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:01,343 as if I had a personal beef with him. 180 00:08:01,368 --> 00:08:03,313 Babe, stop distracting me. I got to get back to work. 181 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:05,448 What? Why do you work in this dump, anyway? 182 00:08:05,473 --> 00:08:09,932 - Because I own it, silly. - Yeah? Well, I own you. 183 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:16,549 Oh. Oh. Look. 184 00:08:16,617 --> 00:08:19,251 It's our quirky but cute coworker 185 00:08:19,276 --> 00:08:21,376 who could be a stunner if she tried harder. 186 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,456 - Hey, Maya! - Oh, no. 187 00:08:23,524 --> 00:08:24,857 My legal books. 188 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:27,626 Oh, what, 189 00:08:27,695 --> 00:08:29,573 because you're a man, you think I need your help 190 00:08:29,597 --> 00:08:30,830 carrying my books? 191 00:08:30,898 --> 00:08:32,531 I'll have you know that women 192 00:08:32,556 --> 00:08:34,656 way smaller than me have been picking up books 193 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,490 way larger than these for decades. 194 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,014 Decades. 195 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,172 And FYI, I have 196 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:41,307 opinions and a brain. 197 00:08:41,332 --> 00:08:43,298 I know that makes me hard to love. 198 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,623 That's why Joanne chose that simp. 199 00:08:45,868 --> 00:08:49,125 You heard me. Simp. 200 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:52,351 Maya? Why are you slinking around the lobby? 201 00:08:52,376 --> 00:08:53,767 Yeah. Nathaniel? 202 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:56,226 What are you doing down here? And why are you with Maya? 203 00:08:56,251 --> 00:08:57,901 I mean, God, you guys have nothing in common. 204 00:08:57,925 --> 00:08:59,625 Seeing the two of them together, 205 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:02,066 - it's just, like, ridiculous. - Yeah. 206 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:03,830 Anyway... 207 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:07,933 Wait a second. I have an idea. 208 00:09:08,002 --> 00:09:10,403 Just follow my lead, okay? 209 00:09:13,808 --> 00:09:15,405 What? 210 00:09:19,347 --> 00:09:21,881 That's right. We're dating. 211 00:09:21,949 --> 00:09:24,417 Jealous? 212 00:09:28,022 --> 00:09:30,025 Oh, and we're off. 213 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:37,425 I just can't believe it. 214 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:39,153 What was that back there? 215 00:09:39,222 --> 00:09:41,789 I mean, who do you think you are? 216 00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:44,425 You can't just grab me and kiss me. 217 00:09:44,494 --> 00:09:45,860 What if I did that to you? 218 00:09:45,929 --> 00:09:47,061 I am an opinionated woman, 219 00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:48,563 and I have to call out 220 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,865 - the lack of verbal consent. - Yeah. I-I know. 221 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:52,934 And I-I'm sorry, but I have a good idea. 222 00:09:53,002 --> 00:09:55,002 It's a solid scheme, and it'll work. 223 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,291 If we pretend to be together, 224 00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:58,682 Rebecca will realize she wants me back. 225 00:09:58,707 --> 00:10:00,640 And what's in it for me? 226 00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:02,098 Joanne. 227 00:10:02,342 --> 00:10:04,409 - Huh. - I'm sorry. 228 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,177 I have to go. I'm off to Sweden to talk 229 00:10:06,246 --> 00:10:07,490 to the estate of Stieg Larsson to see 230 00:10:07,514 --> 00:10:09,158 if there's an unpublished manuscript somewhere, 231 00:10:09,182 --> 00:10:10,882 or my head's on the chopping block. 232 00:10:12,552 --> 00:10:15,987 No, Dad, I-I can't come to Mom's 70th birthday party. 233 00:10:16,056 --> 00:10:18,123 I'm off to Sweden. I've been asked to choose 234 00:10:18,191 --> 00:10:19,758 between my relationships and my career, 235 00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,359 and I choose my career. 236 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,630 So, Maya, are you in? 237 00:10:25,699 --> 00:10:29,234 I mean, it goes against all of my principles, 238 00:10:29,303 --> 00:10:33,004 of which there are many, but it just might work. 239 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:36,474 - What do we do next? - Well, I'm not totally sure. 240 00:10:36,543 --> 00:10:38,388 I think we'll find out in a few seconds, though. 241 00:10:38,412 --> 00:10:40,178 That seems to be the pattern. 242 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:42,547 Guys, where have you been? What are you doing? 243 00:10:42,616 --> 00:10:45,150 Bert is all wound up. He says you're supposed to be working 244 00:10:45,218 --> 00:10:47,218 on the big presentation for the big client. 245 00:10:47,287 --> 00:10:48,720 So why aren't you doing it? 246 00:10:48,789 --> 00:10:50,455 Why do you care so much? 247 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,090 Because it's big. 248 00:10:52,159 --> 00:10:54,559 Now, get to work. 249 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:57,551 ♪ ♪ 250 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:06,771 You know what, Paula is right. 251 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,440 We should focus on this big presentation. 252 00:11:08,475 --> 00:11:10,742 No, no, no. We need to work on our scheme. 253 00:11:10,811 --> 00:11:12,088 We haven't even opened the file. 254 00:11:12,112 --> 00:11:14,346 We don't even know who the client is. 255 00:11:14,414 --> 00:11:15,680 Oh, who cares about the client? 256 00:11:15,749 --> 00:11:18,416 Do you want to work, or do you want to fall in love? 257 00:11:18,485 --> 00:11:22,253 My dead mother always told me that I could do both. 258 00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:24,389 Okay, sure. 259 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,758 But right now we need to do something big 260 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,960 to get Rebecca and Joanne's attention. 261 00:11:29,029 --> 00:11:30,962 But how? How do we do that? 262 00:11:31,031 --> 00:11:33,965 How are we ever gonna get them in the same room together 263 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,234 so we can flaunt our fake love? 264 00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:38,236 Who's coming to building karaoke? 265 00:11:38,305 --> 00:11:39,537 That's right. 266 00:11:39,606 --> 00:11:41,005 I said "building." 267 00:11:41,074 --> 00:11:42,385 The company that owns our building 268 00:11:42,409 --> 00:11:45,009 is having a karaoke night and inviting MountainTop 269 00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,811 and the insurance company from floor two 270 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,047 and everyone from Rebetzel's, obviously. 271 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:51,216 Whoa. Wait, building karaoke? 272 00:11:51,284 --> 00:11:52,284 That's perfect. 273 00:11:52,352 --> 00:11:54,185 That's where we can flaunt our love, 274 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:55,854 with a sexy love duet 275 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,590 that'll make Rebecca and Joanne seethe with jealousy. 276 00:11:58,658 --> 00:12:00,392 - Jim, when is it? - Well, even though 277 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:02,438 a party like that might take a while to plan and execute, 278 00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:03,895 it's tonight! 279 00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,630 Tonight? Oh, this is it, Maya. 280 00:12:05,699 --> 00:12:07,766 This is how we win them back. 281 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,334 There's just one problem. 282 00:12:10,437 --> 00:12:12,303 We're uggos. We're trag'. 283 00:12:12,372 --> 00:12:13,638 We're-we're before pictures. 284 00:12:13,707 --> 00:12:15,306 - We're basically invisible. - Wait. 285 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,841 What? Excuse me? 286 00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:18,076 Wh... 287 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:20,332 - We need makeovers. - Speak for yourself. 288 00:12:20,357 --> 00:12:22,391 I like my sensible 289 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,916 and quirky clothing which expresses my individuality 290 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,651 and feisty progressiveness. 291 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,386 Maya, this is going to work. 292 00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:29,954 Trust me. 293 00:12:30,991 --> 00:12:33,291 ♪ ♪ 294 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,493 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 295 00:12:35,562 --> 00:12:37,562 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 296 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,098 ♪ Hey ♪ 297 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,499 ♪ Hey... ♪ 298 00:12:41,568 --> 00:12:43,501 Thank God they got their acts together. 299 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:44,969 They're hideous, truly. 300 00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:46,349 They don't have time to be doing this. 301 00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:48,506 They have that big presentation 302 00:12:48,575 --> 00:12:51,176 that I am very invested in without being directly involved. 303 00:12:51,244 --> 00:12:53,111 Preach, girl. I hear you. 304 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,213 But I am here right now because I want to see 305 00:12:55,282 --> 00:12:56,692 these two young people who are trying 306 00:12:56,716 --> 00:12:58,750 to make two other young people jealous 307 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,319 in some new outfits. 308 00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:02,787 ♪ Bound for trouble ♪ 309 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:06,491 ♪ They won't be finding any signs of struggle ♪ 310 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,093 ♪ I can't resist, so don't you burst my bubble ♪ 311 00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:11,296 ♪ I'm feeling things I never felt ♪ 312 00:13:11,364 --> 00:13:13,498 ♪ You got me under your spell ♪ 313 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:16,601 ♪ I like the way you do what you do ♪ 314 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,436 ♪ I like the way ♪ 315 00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:19,971 ♪ You do what you do ♪ 316 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,840 I didn't recognize you. 317 00:13:21,908 --> 00:13:23,875 I know. I-I don't know what happened in there. 318 00:13:23,944 --> 00:13:25,224 I don't remember taking a shower. 319 00:13:25,278 --> 00:13:27,290 And my contacts were definitely not in that little room, 320 00:13:27,314 --> 00:13:28,980 but they're in my eyes now. 321 00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:30,915 Whatever. You are gorgeous. 322 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,117 Where's Maya? 323 00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:34,285 ♪ ♪ 324 00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:36,020 ♪ Oh ♪ 325 00:13:36,089 --> 00:13:40,525 ♪ Maybe we could get a little comfortable ♪ 326 00:13:40,594 --> 00:13:43,728 ♪ Maybe you could show me ♪ 327 00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:46,498 ♪ Everything you know ♪ 328 00:13:46,566 --> 00:13:50,134 ♪ I like the way you do what you do. ♪ 329 00:13:50,203 --> 00:13:51,736 What happened to your glasses? 330 00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:53,004 Oh, yeah, I took 'em off. 331 00:13:53,073 --> 00:13:54,150 They're not prescription anyways. 332 00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:55,240 I wear them to honor 333 00:13:55,308 --> 00:13:56,441 Velma from Scooby-Doo. 334 00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:57,775 She's everything. 335 00:13:57,844 --> 00:14:00,078 Maya, you look... 336 00:14:01,114 --> 00:14:03,014 wow. 337 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:07,252 You really think so? 338 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:10,455 ♪ ♪ 339 00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:23,008 Oh, wait a minute. Something weird is going on. 340 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,633 There's no time to worry about it. 341 00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:28,735 We've lost track of time. Because... building karaoke is right now! 342 00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:31,527 Yes, you can't miss your chance to make Rebecca jealous, 343 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,216 which will then set the table for your grand 344 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,973 romantic gesture later. Football. 345 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,309 Oh, my God, yes. Let's go. 346 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:39,177 And then after, really, 347 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,780 can we please get back to the big presentation? 348 00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:43,571 You promise? I beg you. My God! 349 00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:45,474 Paula, you need to calm down. 350 00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:48,034 We can't go to karaoke. We haven't had time to practice a song. 351 00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:49,064 It doesn't matter! 352 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,021 We've got to go. 353 00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:51,779 Come on, gorgeous people. 354 00:14:51,804 --> 00:14:53,170 Go, go, go! 355 00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:54,528 Booyah! 356 00:14:55,587 --> 00:14:58,855 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 357 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,048 ♪ Oh... ♪ 358 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,570 ♪ ♪ 359 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,715 Hey, guys! Welcome to building karaoke! 360 00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:28,132 I'm the good-looking party guy who dances super well. 361 00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:30,067 You guys ready to party?! 362 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,458 Hey, babe, thank you so much for coming to this. 363 00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:39,916 Aw, shut up. You look hot. 364 00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,874 Babe, you're so funny. 365 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:42,931 Yeah. 366 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:44,788 It's true. 367 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,923 And so I said, "I'm Marcy." 368 00:15:48,026 --> 00:15:50,026 Babe, I love your laugh. 369 00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:52,420 Others might find it grating, but not me. 370 00:15:52,445 --> 00:15:54,204 Aw, honey. 371 00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:59,402 There she is. 372 00:15:59,943 --> 00:16:01,387 You ready? 373 00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:03,385 - Yeah. - Okay. 374 00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,110 ♪ ♪ 375 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:12,182 Oh. 376 00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:20,558 - Where should we sit, huh? - I don't know. 377 00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:22,803 Um, we-we could sit over at the bar. 378 00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:24,461 Perfect. Mwah. 379 00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:31,870 Oh. Nathaniel wasn't lying. He's got a new squeeze. 380 00:16:31,895 --> 00:16:33,295 Yeah. Guess so. 381 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,186 Just didn't think Maya was his type. 382 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,487 What, you jealous, babe? 383 00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:39,300 What, me? No, of course not. 384 00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:42,103 I mean, um, er, um, no, of course not. 385 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:43,161 Good, because, 386 00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:45,120 if you were jealous, we'd have a problem. 387 00:16:45,145 --> 00:16:47,913 Babe, you're so funny. 388 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,203 So, who's up next? Any duets? 389 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,940 Huh? Any young lovers looking to grind it out up here? 390 00:16:57,944 --> 00:16:59,344 - You ready? - Okay. 391 00:16:59,412 --> 00:17:01,179 We've got nothing to lose. 392 00:17:01,247 --> 00:17:02,914 Except everything. 393 00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:05,550 - Let's do this. - Okay. 394 00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:06,507 Hey, we'll go. 395 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,286 My girlfriend and I. 396 00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:10,388 Yeah! Nathaniel and Maya! Get up here! 397 00:17:10,457 --> 00:17:11,789 Let's hear it for 'em! 398 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:13,102 Huh? Yeah! 399 00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:14,459 - Okay. - All right. 400 00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,595 Um, hello... 401 00:17:17,664 --> 00:17:19,631 um, West Covina. 402 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:22,767 This next song goes out to anyone 403 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,093 and everyone who's ever been in love, like me. 404 00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:28,285 And me. With her. 405 00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,809 All right. Let's see what you got. 406 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,534 Hit it, lovebirds. 407 00:17:33,647 --> 00:17:35,146 ♪ ♪ 408 00:17:35,215 --> 00:17:36,147 Make it quick! 409 00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:37,815 You're so funny. 410 00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:42,387 ♪ I usually hate singing in public ♪ 411 00:17:42,455 --> 00:17:45,390 ♪ Yeah, I can't believe I'm holding a mic ♪ 412 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,958 ♪ Relatably ♪ 413 00:17:47,027 --> 00:17:49,227 ♪ We're both off-key ♪ 414 00:17:49,295 --> 00:17:50,473 ♪ But it's the part of the film ♪ 415 00:17:50,497 --> 00:17:54,722 ♪ That everyone likes ♪ 416 00:17:55,669 --> 00:17:57,735 ♪ It's our gratuitous ♪ 417 00:17:57,804 --> 00:17:59,971 ♪ Karaoke moment ♪ 418 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,007 ♪ We sound really bad, but look, we're starting to sway ♪ 419 00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:06,444 ♪ Gratuitous karaoke moment ♪ 420 00:18:06,469 --> 00:18:10,404 ♪ Ooh, how 'bout we flirt in a performative way ♪ 421 00:18:10,429 --> 00:18:11,895 ♪ ♪ 422 00:18:16,532 --> 00:18:19,434 ♪ The camerawork gets better ♪ 423 00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:22,727 ♪ As we get into the swing ♪ 424 00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,151 ♪ It makes no sense ♪ 425 00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:26,376 ♪ But we're gaining confidence ♪ 426 00:18:26,401 --> 00:18:30,621 ♪ As if it's at all necessary that we sing ♪ 427 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:34,749 ♪ In this gratuitous karaoke moment ♪ 428 00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:37,442 ♪ Our chemistry gets better with every chord ♪ 429 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:41,033 ♪ Gratuitous karaoke moment ♪ 430 00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:42,924 ♪ The crowd was annoyed ♪ 431 00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:43,881 ♪ But now ♪ 432 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:45,806 ♪ They're getting on board ♪ 433 00:18:45,831 --> 00:18:48,164 ♪ And then there's a section ♪ 434 00:18:48,189 --> 00:18:51,524 ♪ Where the song gets quiet ♪ 435 00:18:51,549 --> 00:18:53,949 ♪ And you hear all the glasses clinking ♪ 436 00:18:53,974 --> 00:18:56,341 ♪ In the room ♪ 437 00:18:58,175 --> 00:19:01,109 ♪ We take each other in ♪ 438 00:19:01,134 --> 00:19:04,635 ♪ And forget where we are ♪ 439 00:19:04,704 --> 00:19:07,538 ♪ Until we awkwardly remember ♪ 440 00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:10,329 ♪ That we're onstage at a bar ♪ 441 00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:11,419 Oh, right. Oh, right. 442 00:19:11,444 --> 00:19:14,600 ♪ In a gratuitous karaoke moment ♪ 443 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:18,393 ♪ Somehow we are both doing this move ♪ 444 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:21,853 ♪ Gratuitous karaoke moment ♪ 445 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:25,256 ♪ Sadly, the film does not improve after this ♪ 446 00:19:25,325 --> 00:19:28,751 ♪ Gratuitous karaoke moment ♪ 447 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:32,052 ♪ In ten years, you realize this scene doesn't hold up ♪ 448 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,699 ♪ But you'll still sing this song at karaoke ♪ 449 00:19:34,812 --> 00:19:38,357 ♪ And no one will care, 'cause no one actually likes ♪ 450 00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:40,882 ♪ Watching other people sing. ♪ 451 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,752 Wow. 452 00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:53,459 ♪ ♪ 453 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,630 Hey, babe, let's get out of here. 454 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:56,754 Why? 455 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,978 - Something wrong, babe? - No. 456 00:19:58,003 --> 00:19:59,602 I just want to be alone with you. 457 00:19:59,627 --> 00:20:00,726 Take me on your boat. 458 00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,451 Oh, right, my boat. 459 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:05,277 The one that's called The Greg. 460 00:20:05,302 --> 00:20:07,068 Exactly. 461 00:20:08,056 --> 00:20:09,723 I have to get up early tomorrow. 462 00:20:10,069 --> 00:20:12,303 Can you stay the night at your place tonight? 463 00:20:12,415 --> 00:20:13,681 Okay. 464 00:20:13,706 --> 00:20:14,772 I'm Marcy. 465 00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:21,445 Where'd she go? 466 00:20:21,514 --> 00:20:22,980 What happened? 467 00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:25,716 - Where are they? - Did it work? 468 00:20:25,785 --> 00:20:27,718 I mean, are they jealous or... 469 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:30,564 Is-is she gonna want me back now? 470 00:20:39,796 --> 00:20:43,130 Oh, mm-hmm. No. No. No. No. 471 00:20:43,155 --> 00:20:45,288 You fail. Good-bye. 472 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:48,526 Sir, I have been making calls. 473 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:51,329 I have reached out to everyone that I could think of. 474 00:20:51,354 --> 00:20:52,608 I even went to Sweden. 475 00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,833 It is freezing there. It's dark all the time. 476 00:20:54,858 --> 00:20:57,158 And I could not get the book. 477 00:20:57,183 --> 00:20:58,315 But I can secure 478 00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,739 a very nice first edition 479 00:20:59,764 --> 00:21:01,597 of Goodnight Moon. 480 00:21:01,622 --> 00:21:04,456 Goodnight Moon? Good night, Tim. 481 00:21:06,988 --> 00:21:09,883 Dad, I'm sorry I missed your operation. 482 00:21:09,908 --> 00:21:11,574 I'm coming home. 483 00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:14,360 It didn't work. 484 00:21:14,429 --> 00:21:16,629 Rebecca and Joanne walked out. 485 00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,164 But we don't know why they left. 486 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,600 Maybe they left because they were so jealous. 487 00:21:20,668 --> 00:21:22,034 Well, did she call you? 488 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:24,415 Did she say she's made a big mistake and run into your arms? 489 00:21:24,439 --> 00:21:26,772 - No, but... - Well, neither did Joanne. 490 00:21:27,705 --> 00:21:29,041 - I can't do this anymore. - No. 491 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:31,198 You can't quit, Maya. We can do this. 492 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,585 I can't take this anymore. 493 00:21:33,911 --> 00:21:35,761 This isn't the kind of girl I am. 494 00:21:35,786 --> 00:21:37,327 I have dreams. 495 00:21:37,352 --> 00:21:39,886 My dead mom, before she died, 496 00:21:39,911 --> 00:21:43,061 told my single dad that I should pursue my dreams. 497 00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:44,767 I'm a visual artist. 498 00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:46,792 I make found object collages. 499 00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:50,050 I use driftwood and plastic cutlery and doll parts, 500 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:53,176 but you don't get it, because you don't get me! 501 00:21:53,201 --> 00:21:55,301 Art? Why are you talking about your stupid art? 502 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:57,303 I'm sorry. 503 00:21:57,372 --> 00:21:58,704 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 504 00:21:58,773 --> 00:22:01,541 - I just... I just... - Yes, you did. 505 00:22:03,742 --> 00:22:05,038 Maya? 506 00:22:11,442 --> 00:22:13,643 ♪ ♪ 507 00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:19,744 She was so mad at me. 508 00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:21,669 That's okay, though, right? 509 00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:23,838 Who cares what Maya thinks? 510 00:22:23,863 --> 00:22:25,715 You're not actually in love with Maya. 511 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,174 You're in love with Rebecca. 512 00:22:28,645 --> 00:22:31,161 I know that. You don't think I know that? 513 00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:35,268 I'm just so glad I don't have to spend time with her anymore. 514 00:22:35,293 --> 00:22:37,840 With her strong opinions and her weird art 515 00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:40,165 and her sad mom backstory. 516 00:22:40,457 --> 00:22:43,096 What?! You're not making any sense anymore. 517 00:22:43,121 --> 00:22:45,352 Also, you do still have to spend time with her. 518 00:22:45,377 --> 00:22:47,877 You guys have to finish the big presentation together. 519 00:22:48,765 --> 00:22:52,333 And move into tree pose at your own pace. 520 00:22:52,402 --> 00:22:55,743 Bert definitely said both of you or nothing. 521 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:57,917 I can't do it, George. 522 00:22:57,942 --> 00:22:59,675 I can't be around Maya. 523 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,424 None of this is going according to plan. 524 00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:04,414 What plan? I don't know. I don't know what happens next. 525 00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:06,706 I only watched the first hour of those dumb movies, 526 00:23:06,731 --> 00:23:09,198 and then the tone changes, and it gets kind of serious, 527 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,555 and it rains. 528 00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,132 Okay, Nathaniel... 529 00:23:14,157 --> 00:23:16,671 let's do this and be done with it 530 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,729 and not talk about anything else. 531 00:23:18,754 --> 00:23:21,788 Fine... with... me. 532 00:23:21,813 --> 00:23:24,247 We put this off long enough. 533 00:23:25,943 --> 00:23:27,944 - Oh, my God. - What? 534 00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:32,073 Look who the client is for the big case. 535 00:23:32,097 --> 00:23:34,097 _ 536 00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:35,977 Joanne's insurance company? 537 00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:39,891 Joanne is the client? 538 00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:41,348 That is gonna suck. 539 00:23:41,373 --> 00:23:43,673 I really don't want to see her. 540 00:23:45,997 --> 00:23:47,415 Yeah, you do. 541 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:50,585 You do want to see her. 542 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,310 Wait a minute. I have an idea. 543 00:23:52,335 --> 00:23:54,009 - Another one? - Yeah. 544 00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:55,411 Instead of me presenting the argument 545 00:23:55,436 --> 00:23:57,003 for the big client, you'll do it. 546 00:23:57,028 --> 00:23:59,516 And you'll be so smart, so persuasive 547 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:02,932 and look so gorgeous that she'll drop Marcy like a hot rock. 548 00:24:03,038 --> 00:24:04,980 This is your grand gesture. 549 00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:06,605 You get one, too. 550 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:08,277 Whoa. 551 00:24:09,662 --> 00:24:10,860 That could work. 552 00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:12,927 And wait. I have an idea, too. 553 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,619 It goes with your idea. 554 00:24:14,644 --> 00:24:16,877 If you help me with the presentation, 555 00:24:16,902 --> 00:24:19,136 I'll help you with the speech you'll give 556 00:24:19,161 --> 00:24:21,198 at the grand opening of Greg's restaurant, 557 00:24:21,223 --> 00:24:22,523 which we heard about before, 558 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,098 but then we kind of forgot about it. 559 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:26,189 Oh, yeah, it's still happening. 560 00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:27,913 He said Greg is gonna ask Rebecca 561 00:24:27,938 --> 00:24:29,778 some kind of a big question. 562 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,050 That means a proposal. 563 00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:32,484 But before that happens, 564 00:24:32,509 --> 00:24:35,404 you will stand up and give the most amazing speech, 565 00:24:35,429 --> 00:24:37,210 telling Rebecca how you feel. 566 00:24:37,235 --> 00:24:38,717 That's a great idea. 567 00:24:38,742 --> 00:24:40,269 Come on, we can do this. 568 00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:42,413 We don't have a lot of time left, though. 569 00:24:42,438 --> 00:24:45,549 I know. The big presentation is tomorrow afternoon. 570 00:24:45,574 --> 00:24:47,599 And the Serrano's opening is tomorrow night. 571 00:24:47,712 --> 00:24:49,011 We got to get to work. 572 00:24:49,036 --> 00:24:50,469 Come on. 573 00:24:51,207 --> 00:24:53,705 All right. No one's done the, uh... 574 00:24:53,774 --> 00:24:55,674 I saw the billing codes in here somewhere, 575 00:24:55,743 --> 00:24:58,110 - and I can't find them. - Page 39. 576 00:24:58,178 --> 00:25:00,312 Thank you. And I'm just gonna cross... actually just 577 00:25:00,381 --> 00:25:02,781 cross this out. ♪ Do, do-do-do, do... ♪ 578 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:04,549 Okay, and relax. Here, have some coffee. 579 00:25:05,452 --> 00:25:06,685 And then carry the four. 580 00:25:06,754 --> 00:25:08,053 ♪ Do, do-do-do, do-do... ♪ 581 00:25:08,122 --> 00:25:09,876 Then we have Rebecca. 582 00:25:09,901 --> 00:25:11,734 - Yes. - Who likes pretzels? 583 00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,458 - Yeah, I like pretzels. - You like pretzels. 584 00:25:13,527 --> 00:25:14,760 Yes! 585 00:25:14,828 --> 00:25:17,429 - Abatement of nuisance. Is that Marcy? - Yes! 586 00:25:21,869 --> 00:25:23,035 I never had a real Mom. 587 00:25:23,103 --> 00:25:24,202 - Yeah. - Just a dead mom. 588 00:25:24,271 --> 00:25:25,470 - What? - We have to do these! 589 00:25:25,539 --> 00:25:27,406 - No, no. I never do them. - It's a tradition. 590 00:25:27,474 --> 00:25:30,542 - Oh. We got the same fortune. - Oh, my God! 591 00:25:32,212 --> 00:25:33,545 That's the right move. 592 00:25:35,549 --> 00:25:37,349 "Can I speak to a manager?" 593 00:25:37,418 --> 00:25:39,751 Then she said, "I am the manager." 594 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,464 - Oh, that's the worst. - I was so embarrassed. 595 00:25:41,488 --> 00:25:42,587 Oh, God. 596 00:25:42,656 --> 00:25:45,991 Said, "I don't want to be your dog anymore." 597 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:49,394 Let it out. Let it out. 598 00:25:50,931 --> 00:25:51,997 Ooh, that'll work. 599 00:25:52,066 --> 00:25:53,565 Absolutely. 600 00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:55,167 Write that down. Write it down. 601 00:25:55,235 --> 00:25:56,768 Write that down. 602 00:25:56,837 --> 00:25:58,670 ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do. ♪ 603 00:26:04,352 --> 00:26:06,719 ♪ ♪ 604 00:26:28,802 --> 00:26:30,469 ♪ ♪ 605 00:26:38,441 --> 00:26:40,074 Let's go, people. Hustle up. 606 00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:41,942 It's time for the big presentation. 607 00:26:59,832 --> 00:27:02,407 Here you are, sir... The sixth book in the series. 608 00:27:02,432 --> 00:27:05,300 It's called The Girl with the Face Full of Fire. 609 00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:07,491 It's about adult cystic acne. 610 00:27:07,604 --> 00:27:09,738 - How did you... ? - I was about to give up, 611 00:27:09,806 --> 00:27:11,536 but at the last minute, I ran into a Swedish friend 612 00:27:11,561 --> 00:27:13,308 who translates the books into English, 613 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,345 and he told me that the original author died 614 00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:17,045 after writing the first three books, 615 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,170 and another writer wrote the next two books, 616 00:27:19,195 --> 00:27:21,593 and there is a new manuscript. 617 00:27:21,618 --> 00:27:22,961 And voilà. 618 00:27:22,986 --> 00:27:26,354 Or, as the Swedes like to say, "Varsagod." 619 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:29,036 - Hmm. - Hmm. 620 00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:35,286 - Welcome to MountainTop. - Thank you. 621 00:27:35,311 --> 00:27:36,677 I'm Paula Proctor. 622 00:27:36,702 --> 00:27:38,269 Hey. 623 00:27:38,294 --> 00:27:39,961 You can do this. 624 00:27:39,986 --> 00:27:42,053 You really think so? 625 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,911 I know you can. 626 00:27:44,003 --> 00:27:46,703 Just do it like we practiced. 627 00:27:48,022 --> 00:27:49,488 Okay. 628 00:27:49,513 --> 00:27:50,678 Welcome. Nice to see you. 629 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:51,769 Have a seat right there. 630 00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:54,648 Okay, I'd like to hear this 631 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,105 big presentation. 632 00:28:02,462 --> 00:28:05,630 Our proposal for your insurance company 633 00:28:05,655 --> 00:28:08,155 has four parts to it. 634 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:12,902 Um, part one... Transfer of ownership. 635 00:28:13,714 --> 00:28:15,511 A multi-platform 636 00:28:15,536 --> 00:28:17,470 transfer of ownership... 637 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:19,495 ♪ ♪ 638 00:28:29,547 --> 00:28:31,229 Tree frogs. 639 00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:37,470 Compliance. 640 00:28:38,347 --> 00:28:40,180 Real estate. 641 00:28:40,205 --> 00:28:41,738 The environment. 642 00:28:44,204 --> 00:28:47,703 And there we come to part four. 643 00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:51,507 Zoning. 644 00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:54,066 Oh, excellent! 645 00:28:59,392 --> 00:29:01,259 Thank God. 646 00:29:01,284 --> 00:29:04,685 The big presentation for the big case. We did it! 647 00:29:04,837 --> 00:29:08,639 It's all I cared about, and it happened. 648 00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:13,715 What do I do now? What's my purpose? 649 00:29:16,219 --> 00:29:19,847 Wow. Maya, I had no idea you were so wise 650 00:29:20,284 --> 00:29:22,117 and smart and poised. 651 00:29:22,337 --> 00:29:23,536 What a great speech. 652 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:24,815 Thanks. 653 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,140 I had a little help. 654 00:29:29,179 --> 00:29:31,820 Maybe I never should have let you go. 655 00:29:31,845 --> 00:29:33,044 Really? 656 00:29:33,069 --> 00:29:35,113 Would you like to go talk about your proposal more 657 00:29:35,138 --> 00:29:37,005 at the wine bar over on Foothill? 658 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,587 Um, sure, yeah. 659 00:29:39,459 --> 00:29:41,500 But what about Marcy? 660 00:29:41,525 --> 00:29:42,924 That hair chewer? 661 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,949 I already dumped that piece of trash. 662 00:29:44,977 --> 00:29:46,810 Texted her while you were talking. 663 00:29:47,372 --> 00:29:49,872 Wow. Really? 664 00:29:49,897 --> 00:29:53,031 That is so sweet. 665 00:29:56,397 --> 00:29:58,008 Let me grab my stuff. 666 00:29:58,033 --> 00:29:59,171 You did it! 667 00:29:59,196 --> 00:30:00,883 Because of you. 668 00:30:00,908 --> 00:30:01,706 Oh. 669 00:30:01,731 --> 00:30:03,331 Now, get to that Serrano's opening 670 00:30:03,356 --> 00:30:05,656 and win back the girl you love. 671 00:30:06,550 --> 00:30:08,864 The girl I love. Yeah. Sure. 672 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:10,936 You're gonna do great. 673 00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:12,655 You're gonna break up Greg's proposal 674 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,881 and have Rebecca in your arms in no time. 675 00:30:16,718 --> 00:30:18,051 Well... 676 00:30:18,076 --> 00:30:19,509 I'd better go. 677 00:30:19,534 --> 00:30:21,934 Yeah. No, yeah, you-you should go. 678 00:30:21,959 --> 00:30:24,408 This has been... 679 00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:27,434 Yeah, yeah. No, I-I know. 680 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:28,944 I wish you... 681 00:30:28,969 --> 00:30:30,569 Yeah. 682 00:30:30,723 --> 00:30:33,023 I just want you to know that... 683 00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:34,931 I know it. 684 00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:42,713 - Ready, babe? - Yeah. 685 00:30:54,024 --> 00:30:56,836 Hey, guys, uh, could you quiet down for a second? 686 00:30:56,861 --> 00:30:58,258 I'd just like to say a little something. 687 00:30:58,283 --> 00:30:59,883 Thank you, sweetheart. Um... 688 00:31:00,273 --> 00:31:01,806 What? 689 00:31:01,831 --> 00:31:03,464 Please make sure you try 690 00:31:03,489 --> 00:31:05,033 the garlic bread... We fly it specially in 691 00:31:05,058 --> 00:31:06,824 from Brooklyn. Have a good night. 692 00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:08,382 Salud. 693 00:31:10,826 --> 00:31:13,126 Well, this is it, champ. 694 00:31:13,151 --> 00:31:15,551 You helped Maya get the girl, and it worked, 695 00:31:15,576 --> 00:31:19,191 and now it's time for your grand gesture. 696 00:31:19,216 --> 00:31:20,648 Do you think it'll work? 697 00:31:20,956 --> 00:31:24,091 I mean, she wasn't even jealous when Maya and I sang karaoke. 698 00:31:24,159 --> 00:31:26,226 What? You got the wrong information. 699 00:31:26,295 --> 00:31:27,828 Thank God I'm here. Whew! 700 00:31:27,896 --> 00:31:30,664 Here's the deal. I saw Rebecca that night at building karaoke. 701 00:31:30,733 --> 00:31:31,898 She was jealous as hell. 702 00:31:31,967 --> 00:31:33,520 That's why she got out of there. 703 00:31:33,545 --> 00:31:35,045 She was stuttering and stammering, 704 00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:37,237 trying to cover that jealousy, but I saw it. 705 00:31:37,306 --> 00:31:39,339 Hmm. Well, do you think... 706 00:31:39,452 --> 00:31:42,086 Nathaniel. Did you hear that? 707 00:31:42,155 --> 00:31:44,755 You are there. You're almost in. 708 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:48,203 Okay. So... so, when should I give the big speech? 709 00:31:48,746 --> 00:31:50,746 ♪ ♪ 710 00:32:02,849 --> 00:32:04,315 Now. 711 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,374 - Now. Do it now! - Okay, all right. 712 00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:08,790 Uh, hello, everybody. 713 00:32:08,815 --> 00:32:12,850 Um, I'm Nathaniel Plimpton III, 714 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,307 and, um... 715 00:32:15,109 --> 00:32:16,543 I, uh... 716 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:20,646 well, I was gonna... I was gonna make a speech here tonight, 717 00:32:20,671 --> 00:32:22,092 and I had a, uh... 718 00:32:22,117 --> 00:32:24,117 gesture planned... Hence the string quartet... 719 00:32:24,412 --> 00:32:27,325 Um... but, um... 720 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,691 Huh. I... 721 00:32:34,107 --> 00:32:37,942 ♪ ♪ 722 00:32:48,544 --> 00:32:50,777 ♪ ♪ 723 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:56,457 I don't want to say it anymore. 724 00:32:58,907 --> 00:33:01,621 Not here, anyway. Um, I'm sorry, I, uh... 725 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,813 I have to go. I, uh... 726 00:33:04,263 --> 00:33:05,469 I have to go. 727 00:33:05,494 --> 00:33:06,827 Come on, guys. 728 00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:09,787 ♪ ♪ 729 00:33:15,305 --> 00:33:16,528 Hockey! 730 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:30,160 That makes me so frustrated. 731 00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:31,451 I know. 732 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,111 Maya. 733 00:33:33,598 --> 00:33:35,265 Nathaniel, what's wrong? 734 00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:36,490 I have something to tell you. 735 00:33:37,067 --> 00:33:38,235 - Okay. - It's you. 736 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,337 It's always been you. I was a fool. 737 00:33:40,362 --> 00:33:42,963 I couldn't see, but you've been here all along. 738 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,108 - Look... - Nathaniel, wait. 739 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:45,232 Just listen to me. 740 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,201 I'm not the person I used to be. 741 00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:51,571 You've changed my whole life: who I am, who I can be. 742 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,508 Sure, we're an unexpected couple. 743 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,966 You're short, I'm tall. 744 00:33:55,991 --> 00:33:57,931 You're quirky, I'm really not. 745 00:33:58,431 --> 00:34:00,380 I know the world thinks people like us 746 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,292 shouldn't be together, that we don't belong together, 747 00:34:02,317 --> 00:34:03,483 but we do. 748 00:34:03,977 --> 00:34:06,120 We're that mismatched couple from different worlds 749 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,693 that can make it. 750 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:12,202 We've had such happy moments, you and I, haven't we? 751 00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:14,051 Yeah, we have. 752 00:34:14,563 --> 00:34:17,164 What we had was wonderful and fun. 753 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,022 We had chemistry, lots of it. 754 00:34:19,645 --> 00:34:22,335 And I really thought this could be something. 755 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,260 I thought I really loved you. 756 00:34:25,292 --> 00:34:27,993 The sex was amazing. 757 00:34:30,179 --> 00:34:31,889 - What? - Yeah. 758 00:34:31,914 --> 00:34:34,181 Ever since we had our first kiss in the elevator, 759 00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,240 our chemistry has been... 760 00:34:36,265 --> 00:34:37,661 We never kissed in the elevator. 761 00:34:37,686 --> 00:34:38,752 We-we never had... 762 00:34:38,865 --> 00:34:42,366 But I'm back with my ex now. 763 00:34:42,391 --> 00:34:45,216 Someone I have a chance at being truly happy with. 764 00:34:45,725 --> 00:34:48,562 Please, let me be happy. 765 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,421 Happy, happy, happy, happy... 766 00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:55,459 Please, let me be happy. 767 00:34:57,437 --> 00:34:59,606 Well, I want you to be happy. I do. 768 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:01,218 If you really love me, 769 00:35:02,235 --> 00:35:03,848 you have to let me go. 770 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:05,867 Please. 771 00:35:07,735 --> 00:35:08,965 God, really? 772 00:35:10,669 --> 00:35:11,880 Yeah. 773 00:35:15,471 --> 00:35:17,495 And deep down, you know it's true. 774 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,474 You need to move on from me. 775 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,045 To another short, quirky girl, 776 00:35:26,101 --> 00:35:27,667 or to someone else. 777 00:35:28,601 --> 00:35:30,303 What? No. 778 00:35:30,416 --> 00:35:32,349 No! 779 00:35:32,374 --> 00:35:35,041 No! No. 780 00:35:37,646 --> 00:35:40,071 Damn it. Yeah, who is it? 781 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,629 It's your pizza. 782 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,631 Hi. Uh, gluten-free, dairy-free... 783 00:35:47,656 --> 00:35:49,576 Yeah, that's me. You can just put it right there. 784 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:53,159 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Okay. 785 00:35:54,045 --> 00:35:57,280 She's, um... she's happy without me. 786 00:35:58,934 --> 00:36:00,667 How do I let her go? 787 00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:04,014 Do you know how I can let her go? 788 00:36:05,607 --> 00:36:06,973 Oh. 789 00:36:12,832 --> 00:36:14,599 It's okay. It's all right. 790 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:19,396 Okay, I-I should go. 791 00:36:19,421 --> 00:36:21,436 Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry. 792 00:36:22,257 --> 00:36:23,890 Thanks. Thank you. 793 00:36:23,959 --> 00:36:25,492 Yeah. You can stay if you want. 794 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,651 - No. You feel better. - All right. 795 00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:41,593 - Hey, Maya. - Hi. 796 00:36:41,618 --> 00:36:44,216 Listen, you can do better than Joanne. 797 00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:47,319 She doesn't understand good karaoke, 798 00:36:47,344 --> 00:36:49,521 and she dumped Marcy during a meeting. 799 00:36:50,312 --> 00:36:51,849 - What? - Also, 800 00:36:51,874 --> 00:36:54,709 you look great in magenta dresses. 801 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,467 Not approp', dude. 802 00:37:00,638 --> 00:37:01,858 Don't do that. 803 00:37:02,157 --> 00:37:03,590 - Hey. - Hey. 804 00:37:03,897 --> 00:37:05,880 Um, I have something I want to tell you. 805 00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:08,836 Oh, good. I, uh... I actually have something to tell you, too. 806 00:37:08,861 --> 00:37:11,877 - Oh. - Can I go first, actually? 807 00:37:11,902 --> 00:37:14,169 - Yeah. - Okay, um... 808 00:37:14,282 --> 00:37:16,345 Greg and I are... 809 00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:19,137 You're together. I know. 810 00:37:19,162 --> 00:37:21,496 Oh... I'm sorry. 811 00:37:21,521 --> 00:37:24,622 No, no, no. It's okay, it's okay. 812 00:37:24,892 --> 00:37:27,585 You're happy. I know that now. 813 00:37:28,086 --> 00:37:29,752 I learned that. 814 00:37:31,146 --> 00:37:33,747 When did you learn that? 815 00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:37,087 Well, I had this weird 816 00:37:37,112 --> 00:37:40,814 fantasy daydream... thing. 817 00:37:40,839 --> 00:37:44,607 It's hard to explain, but it's like I... 818 00:37:44,632 --> 00:37:47,767 I imagined myself in a... in a recognizable 819 00:37:47,792 --> 00:37:49,859 pop-culture genre. 820 00:37:50,151 --> 00:37:52,084 - What? - Yeah, yeah. 821 00:37:52,109 --> 00:37:54,242 It's like I was trying out a persona 822 00:37:54,267 --> 00:37:56,427 to try and figure out something in my life. 823 00:37:59,493 --> 00:38:01,393 - Go on. - Well, while I was doing that, 824 00:38:01,418 --> 00:38:05,307 I-I realized something that I hadn't realized before, 825 00:38:06,571 --> 00:38:08,874 and I-I learned something from it. 826 00:38:09,407 --> 00:38:11,641 Yeah, I can relate. 827 00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:13,532 - You can? - Yeah. 828 00:38:14,657 --> 00:38:17,209 Huh. So, what did you learn? 829 00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:20,362 Something I really didn't want to know. 830 00:38:22,475 --> 00:38:24,057 I got to let you go. 831 00:38:27,655 --> 00:38:30,008 Because you're happy, right? 832 00:38:31,092 --> 00:38:32,391 You're happy with Greg? 833 00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:36,862 I mean... I-I don't know. 834 00:38:36,887 --> 00:38:38,361 I'm not there yet, but... 835 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,967 I could possibly be, yeah. 836 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,813 Well, he's a good guy. 837 00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:45,537 He really is. He's a great guy. 838 00:38:45,562 --> 00:38:48,229 He's not some jerk who wears blazers 839 00:38:48,254 --> 00:38:50,888 and a sweater, or sometimes two sweaters. 840 00:38:52,809 --> 00:38:55,454 Yeah, I mean, it's California, so that'd be a lot. 841 00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:01,353 Well, I'm-I'm glad you're happy. 842 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:02,550 I really am. 843 00:39:03,298 --> 00:39:04,845 And it makes me happy, too. 844 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,959 It does. 845 00:39:07,604 --> 00:39:10,725 Wow. Thank you. 846 00:39:12,729 --> 00:39:15,134 - I got to get back to work now, so... - So do I. 847 00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:17,493 - I'll see you. - Yeah. 848 00:39:25,746 --> 00:39:27,690 - Hey. - Hey. 849 00:39:27,715 --> 00:39:31,116 I stopped by to say hi. I missed you. 850 00:39:31,185 --> 00:39:33,552 What? We just hung out like an hour ago. 851 00:39:33,577 --> 00:39:36,143 Well, exactly. 852 00:39:36,897 --> 00:39:39,124 - Hey. - Hmm? 853 00:39:39,149 --> 00:39:40,765 You want to kiss in public? 854 00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:44,688 Absolutely. 855 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,637 ♪ ♪ 856 00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:56,542 ♪ ♪ 857 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,842 Get my steak ready, Emily Blunt. 858 00:40:02,866 --> 00:40:07,866 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 59635

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