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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:23,709 Dharmendra! 2 00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:25,292 - Pick up these plates! 3 00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:27,667 Bring the potatoes out when they're done. 4 00:02:27,834 --> 00:02:30,834 - Have you cleaned the bathroom? It was filthy yesterday! 5 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:37,251 - Dharmendra! 6 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:40,417 - Hang the clothes to dry... the sun's out! 7 00:02:43,917 --> 00:02:45,459 Do you need anything, Dad? 8 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:51,126 Forget your papers for a minute and concentrate on him... 9 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:54,417 He's been rehearsing his death for a week now. 10 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:55,959 You think he listens to me? 11 00:02:56,084 --> 00:02:58,292 As if me saying anything will make a difference... 12 00:02:58,667 --> 00:02:59,584 What the hell? 13 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:02,251 Don't pour the damn tea so close to the accounts papers! 14 00:03:02,334 --> 00:03:03,792 Ridiculous... 15 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:06,792 All we have are accounts papers. 16 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:08,417 God alone knows when we'll see some money. 17 00:03:08,501 --> 00:03:11,834 It'll come when these snide comments stop. 18 00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:14,834 Did you see this? 19 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:16,834 Last month's electricity bill. 20 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,292 6,478 rupees... 21 00:03:18,376 --> 00:03:20,042 Just one month, not the whole year! 22 00:03:20,126 --> 00:03:22,751 Can't switch the damn TV off for a second! 23 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:24,001 "No money, no money!" 24 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:25,292 I have an idea... 25 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:26,792 Let's get rid of the lights and fans... 26 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:27,917 No electricity, no bill! 27 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:30,834 I said TV- Why can't you give a straight answer?! 28 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:33,167 By the way, have you called the plumber? 29 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,084 Oh, don't worry... 30 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:36,959 The tap's only been leaking for 3 days now... 31 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,001 We'll call him when the house is a pool. 32 00:03:39,084 --> 00:03:40,292 His number's right here. 33 00:03:40,376 --> 00:03:42,459 You too could have called him. 34 00:03:43,126 --> 00:03:44,751 This is the limit... 35 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,834 Dharmendra! 36 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:49,084 Go see what's happened now! 37 00:03:50,834 --> 00:03:54,209 Day before he was lying in the lawn with ketchup on his chest. 38 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:55,876 - When the neighbours came to check... 39 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:58,209 ...he said let's go for dinner... I mean, really! 40 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,126 I don't know what to say, Rahul! 41 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:05,667 I don't know what to tell the publishers! 42 00:04:05,751 --> 00:04:07,501 Your deadline is in two months! 43 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:09,292 Listen, I'm just re-working the ending... 44 00:04:09,376 --> 00:04:10,959 I'm fixing the plot points... 45 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,334 I wasn't quite happy with it. 46 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:15,792 I've been a bit pre-occupied with that Artist Retreat thing. 47 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:18,834 I'm happy for you that the Artist Retreat is coming together. 48 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:21,959 I really am happy and I know that you can multi-task... 49 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:25,042 But right now I need a moment as your agent and not as your friend. 50 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:25,876 Okay? 51 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:27,709 Listen, I'm not your friend; I'm your agent... 52 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:30,459 And as your agent I'm telling you, that you're hot property right now. 53 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:32,167 Your last book is still on the shelves. 54 00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:34,209 I've got you a sweet deal for this new book... 55 00:04:34,292 --> 00:04:37,126 If you miss that deadline, you have to return the advance. 56 00:04:37,251 --> 00:04:38,251 Okay, I get it, I get. 57 00:04:38,334 --> 00:04:41,001 I promise in the next 20 days you'll have something. 58 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:42,251 20 days! 59 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,501 - 20 days. - Oh, that reminds me... 60 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:48,334 I need you to sign these for my friends who love your work... 61 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:51,501 I don't know why, but I just need you to sign them. 62 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,626 Oh... Just give me a second... 63 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:54,792 It's my Dad. 64 00:04:54,876 --> 00:04:56,042 On! Say hi! 65 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,417 Hi, Dad. 66 00:05:00,584 --> 00:05:01,709 What?! 67 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:05,834 Hey, Mike! Two vodka's coming up! 68 00:05:11,001 --> 00:05:13,751 Tonight's Ladies' Night! You guys like the music? 69 00:05:14,001 --> 00:05:15,334 I'll tell the DJ! 70 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:16,667 Cheers, guys! 71 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:19,501 Don't drink and drive, alright?! - Yeah, we'll be safe. Hey, Mike! 72 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:25,584 - Hey, Mike! 73 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:33,417 Working late tonight? 74 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,542 Hey... Yeah, just sending a few e-mails... 75 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:38,417 - Okay. See you tomorrow! - Bye, see you tomorrow Natalie... 76 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:39,876 - Goodnight! - Goodnight! 77 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:49,251 Hello? 78 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,126 Arjun, where are you, man? 79 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,042 Why aren't you answering your phone? 80 00:05:53,126 --> 00:05:54,501 Why? What happened? 81 00:05:54,584 --> 00:05:56,834 Dad called... Dadu's had a heart attack... 82 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:57,834 Shit... 83 00:05:58,334 --> 00:05:59,292 Is he okay? 84 00:05:59,376 --> 00:06:02,334 Yeah, he's stable now... But he's still in the ICU... 85 00:06:02,876 --> 00:06:04,126 Why didn't they call me? 86 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:05,501 Arjun... 87 00:06:05,751 --> 00:06:07,667 I don't have time for your childishness. 88 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:10,584 I'm taking an Air India flight day after... 89 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,459 It'll arrive at 2 pm. 90 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:12,459 - And I checked... 91 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,334 - If you take the 7.40 flight from New Jersey... 92 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,417 ...we can leave the airport together. 93 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,626 Hold on. 94 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:21,709 7.40... New Jersey... 95 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:25,209 Arjun... 96 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:27,126 It's alright, man, I can buy you the ticket... 97 00:06:27,459 --> 00:06:30,292 No need... I'll manage. Bye. 98 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:33,126 Okay fine... Bye. 99 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:58,001 " Arjun! 100 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:08,709 How are you? 101 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:15,542 Where's your bag? 102 00:07:29,584 --> 00:07:30,792 Hello? 103 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:32,917 Where are you'll? 104 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:34,584 - We're already here... 105 00:07:35,584 --> 00:07:38,709 - Can't find the keys... - They aren't under the mat. 106 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:42,667 Ahh... Found it. 107 00:07:43,042 --> 00:07:44,667 - Okay see you'll soon. 108 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:49,417 Hey, Geishu! 109 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:52,459 Shake hands! Yes! Good boy! 110 00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:56,209 What's up?! 111 00:07:57,334 --> 00:07:58,959 - Missed you... 112 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,126 What? 113 00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:51,042 Rahul! 114 00:08:51,126 --> 00:08:51,709 Rahul! 115 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,001 Arj- Oho! Rahul! 116 00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:57,126 - How are you? - How are you? 117 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:59,126 So good to see you! 118 00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:01,751 What's this new look! 119 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,626 - How was the flight? - It was alright! 120 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:07,042 - His bag got left behind. - Where's your bag? 121 00:09:07,126 --> 00:09:09,292 Actually, the airline lost my bags... 122 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:11,667 Are you sure it was the airline and not you? 123 00:09:12,584 --> 00:09:13,626 - How's Dadu? 124 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:16,709 - Uhh... He's okay... - He's old now, no... 125 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:18,334 He'll be under observation for a couple of days... 126 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:19,501 Can we meet him now? 127 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:20,501 - Now? - Yeah... 128 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:23,376 Visiting hours are over now... Go see him in the morning. 129 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:25,709 I'll stay there tonight. 130 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,709 Oh God, Who did this?! 131 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,334 Who's dirty shoe prints are these? 132 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:31,459 - Mom... it's... 133 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:33,042 Geishu! Bad dog! 134 00:09:33,126 --> 00:09:36,334 - Morn, he'll clean it up. - The house rules are the same! 135 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,459 - Nothing's changed! - Where's Uncle? 136 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,084 - He's on a cruise... 137 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:42,917 - No network 'til they dock. 138 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,334 How's work? 139 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,626 - I'll make it in two minutes! - I'm going to shower. 140 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:50,126 What's wrong? 141 00:09:50,876 --> 00:09:51,959 I made okra... 142 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:54,459 Such a fussy boy... I love okra! 143 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:57,792 - What else did you make? - Come, see... 144 00:09:58,084 --> 00:10:00,209 Who's going to clean this mess? Arjun! 145 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:02,584 - Very nice. 146 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:07,792 So this is a place for creative people to work in peace? 147 00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:08,959 Yup. 148 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,417 - Nice. - Artist Retreat... 149 00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,501 The investors are almost ready. 150 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,584 How's the novel coming along? 151 00:10:16,084 --> 00:10:17,626 There's some work left... 152 00:10:17,876 --> 00:10:20,376 Actually, I'm lying... There's a lot of work left. 153 00:10:20,584 --> 00:10:22,834 - God knows how you manage so much work... 154 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:25,126 - I owe it all to your okra. - Drink? 155 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,459 - Yeah... - Arjun? 156 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,584 - Nah, thanks, Dad... 157 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,292 Okay, Arjun... Apple pie? 158 00:10:30,292 --> 00:10:31,334 Did you make this? 159 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:34,542 I did...but it's Timmy Aunty's recipe... 160 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,626 How's her catering business doing? 161 00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:38,917 - Oh, wonderful... 162 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:43,542 In fact she thinks I should open a branch here... 163 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,001 - You should! - Why not, Ma! 164 00:10:45,084 --> 00:10:46,376 - You should! - Really? 165 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:48,584 In fact, all her recipes are superb... 166 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:50,584 They're not that great... 167 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:53,376 - Cheers... - Cheers, Dad... 168 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,959 She earns your annual income in 3 months... 169 00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:57,917 Here we go... 170 00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:01,126 So it makes no difference if you think it's great or not... 171 00:11:01,876 --> 00:11:02,751 Morn... 172 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,876 No no, but she's right! 173 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:07,001 What difference does it make? 174 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,834 - It's really nice... 175 00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:11,459 There's lots more! 176 00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:14,584 - Arjun? 177 00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:16,917 You've only been on your phone since you got here. 178 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:19,292 - Why don't you talk to us a little... 179 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,876 Or do you have nothing to say? 180 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:22,584 No, no... Tell me... 181 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:25,167 How's the website job going? 182 00:11:26,459 --> 00:11:30,542 Ummm... I actually quit that last month... 183 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:32,751 - You quit? - Why? 184 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:34,792 I mean... 185 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:36,167 - So now? 186 00:11:36,584 --> 00:11:38,709 Now, I'm concentrating on my writing... 187 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,751 Finishing my novel... 188 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,584 - Finishing? - Yeah, almost... 189 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,667 Great... 190 00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:46,751 - Good show! 191 00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,126 Everyone in this family's a novelist now. 192 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,584 Shouldn't you have asked before taking such a big decision? 193 00:11:53,751 --> 00:11:55,376 - We could have discussed it? 194 00:11:55,459 --> 00:11:58,251 Dad... What do you know about my work? What would I ask? 195 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:01,001 You're right... What do I know about anything? 196 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:02,334 - You could have asked Rahul! 197 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,584 - Dad... - Dad! 198 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:04,876 Dad, please don't interfere with my work... 199 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,251 I'm interfering? 200 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:07,459 - Harsh... - Talk properly... 201 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,251 - Harsh! - What "Harsh, Harsh"?! 202 00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:12,209 - The poor child just got here... - He quits something every month... 203 00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:13,876 Stop, man, please! 204 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:14,501 - Arjun... 205 00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:16,584 I'll eat in my room from now, if all you'll do is pick on me 206 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,209 Oh, sorry... I don't have a room anymore, right? 207 00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:20,376 - Arjun! - Arjun, it's just a few days, man... 208 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:21,292 Sleep in my room! 209 00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:23,709 You seem to care more about your room than your career. 210 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:24,876 Dad! 211 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,542 - Why do you guys do this Ma? - What could I do? 212 00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:29,167 The doctor's told me to sleep on a hard mattress... 213 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,876 It's okay, Ma. 214 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:41,417 I'm going back to the hospital... 215 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,042 - Straight there? - Yes, straight there. 216 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:45,876 Ma... 217 00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:49,251 - ls there any green tea? - Green tea? 218 00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,209 Since when do you drink green tea? 219 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,917 I got you this... 220 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,001 That's beautiful! 221 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,501 - You like it? - Of course! 222 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:01,667 That's lovely... 223 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,709 - My perfect child. - That I am... 224 00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:11,417 Can't believe the state of this car. It looks like a junkyard.. 225 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:13,959 - By the Way"- 226 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:16,584 Morn said she shifted to your room to sleep on a different mattress. 227 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,209 But both the rooms have the same mattress. 228 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:19,501 What?! 229 00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:21,417 The same mattress in both rooms?! 230 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,959 - What now, Sherlock? 231 00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:25,376 Dude... Morn and Dad are sleeping separately. 232 00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:28,376 You would too if you lived in the same room as Dad for 35 years. 233 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,709 That's my pen, man! 234 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,834 Leave this damn music system and watch the road! 235 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,459 If it bothers you so much maybe you should learn how to drive. 236 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:35,209 - I know how to drive... - Yeah, right... 237 00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:37,167 I'm just not comfortable driving. 238 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,417 What is this?! 239 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,792 Toll is 30 rupees, this is your change. 240 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,084 Oho!!! Stop moving! 241 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,209 It tickles! 242 00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,542 How will she tie your gown?! 243 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,167 Get lost, fatty! 244 00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:04,084 - Dad, what are you doing- - She just wants to see me naked! 245 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:05,459 Sorry, sorry... 246 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:06,792 - Why am I wearing an apron?! 247 00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:10,917 I was an army man for 21 years! 248 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,501 You'll get your pants back when you're discharged! 249 00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:15,417 Yeah, right... Hey, fatty! 250 00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:16,417 Stop it, Dad... 251 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:17,709 Dadu! 252 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:18,542 There they are. 253 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,459 Welcome, kids! 254 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:23,501 Hey, hey! Don't you dare... Hands up! 255 00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:24,834 - I said, hands up! 256 00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,584 - This is a hospital, Dad... - We're not kids anymore... 257 00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:27,709 Ahhhh! 258 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:28,751 You also! 259 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,376 Hey, fatty! 260 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,292 - Die fatty die! 261 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,917 Stupid fatty... 262 00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:41,917 Get up, kids... Your mother's here... 263 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:44,792 What are you two doing?! Behaving like 5 year olds... 264 00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,209 Hello, Dadu... 265 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:48,376 Welcome, welcome! 266 00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,417 Wow... 267 00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:52,709 - Excuse me! 268 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,292 This hospital has a great psychiatric department... 269 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,667 - Please take him there! 270 00:14:58,334 --> 00:14:59,542 It's not funny, okay! 271 00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:01,209 - Oh, come on... - Apologise to her! 272 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,501 Sorry, you big fat cow! 273 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,792 Who are you calling a cow?! 274 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,709 - How was the flight? - It was good, Dadu... 275 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,876 Just latch this here, and prick... 276 00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:14,709 Ow, you idiot! Are you trying to kill me?! 277 00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,709 You can check your sugar without blood tests! 278 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,126 - What kind of gift is this! - Well, what do you want?! 279 00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,167 Dadu... 280 00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:25,209 What are you laughing at, rascal? What did you get me? 281 00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:28,459 Urn... chocolate? 282 00:15:28,584 --> 00:15:29,917 - Chocolate! - Arjun! 283 00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,084 His sugar has to go up to use your lovely machine! 284 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,084 Exactly! 285 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,459 Arjun! What's going on? 286 00:15:37,209 --> 00:15:40,126 Make yourself useful... Go make this payment... 287 00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:41,667 Yes, sir. 288 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:44,584 Please wait. 289 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,667 Hey, Wasim! 290 00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:54,917 Arjun! 291 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:56,626 How are you, man?! 292 00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:57,959 When did you get here? Should have called! 293 00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,084 I landed yesterday, man... 294 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,084 What are you doing here? 295 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,417 Dadu had a heart attack... 296 00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:03,917 Dadu... He's alive?! 297 00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:06,542 - Ass! I'll hit you! - How's he doing? 298 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,959 He's okay now... What are you doing here? All okay? 299 00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:11,542 Ummm... hemorrhoids... 300 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:13,417 What?! 301 00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:15,584 Hemorrhoids, man! 302 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,376 Don't laugh, jerk! 303 00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:20,626 You ran away to the US and I'm stuck here doing photography! 304 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:23,459 Rotting all day in dad's studio... Smile and click, smile and click! 305 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,792 You're chilling in life, man! 306 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,626 Really?! Come to the studio and see the stunners of Coonoor! 307 00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:28,959 Of course! Let's catch up soon! 308 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:30,376 Come tonight! 309 00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:32,126 - Tonight... - Remember Malik's bungalow? 310 00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:33,251 Malik... 311 00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:36,334 That's where the party is! Come! 312 00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:37,959 I can't, man... Family scene... 313 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,126 How can you ditch a party, bro... 314 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,209 Bro, isn't that your brother? Boobly? 315 00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:44,292 - What's he doing?! 316 00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:47,709 - Don't ask, man... He's training for some Mr. Ooty bodybuilding competition... 317 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,709 - Whose child is this? - Hi, Boobly! 318 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,792 Why don't you check out some properties for your retreat here? 319 00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:56,501 - Why not? - I'll talk to the broker. 320 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,542 I said, switch off your phone! 321 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:00,792 Yes... and put some adhesive there... 322 00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:02,876 - What's happening? - And what about this leak here? 323 00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:06,209 He'll take care of it! He's a professional, we're paying him! 324 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,292 He'll handle it. 325 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,667 - The bucket's full... - I am aware. 326 00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:11,501 Take lessons... She knows everything. 327 00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,251 - Geishu! Put him down! 328 00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,959 Not on the sofa.. Put him down! 329 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:17,792 Arjun! the doctor's calling... Empty this bucket... 330 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,959 Dad! I have to take Geishu for a walk... 331 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:22,792 One second... Arjun, don't be a useless fellow! 332 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,126 Morn told me to! 333 00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,876 Dad, I'm coming... Let it be. 334 00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:28,501 Come, Geishu! 335 00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:30,959 Tomorrow? Okay... 336 00:17:37,084 --> 00:17:38,209 Dad, I don't get it... 337 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:40,542 If the doctors recommend treating Dadu in Bangalore... 338 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,417 What's the problem? 339 00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:43,292 It's not so simple... 340 00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:46,667 It cost 7 lakh rupees to put the stents in... 7! 341 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,584 What happened to the advance you were supposed to get? 342 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,542 It's still bloody stuck! It'll come... Just taking time... 343 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,459 But don't worry... I'll talk to Shashi... 344 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,334 How can you keep asking your younger brother for money?! 345 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,542 Have some shame! 346 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:59,084 What's shameful about it! We're both his sons! 347 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:00,667 Yes, except he takes care of all the expenses! 348 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,709 And where does Dad stay? He doesn't take care of that! 349 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,376 - You'll are unbelievable, you'll fight over anything! 350 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:08,251 All Shashi's college expenses were handled by me! Harsh Kapoor! 351 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,167 - Morn, dad, please! 352 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:13,126 No need! We won't take money from Shashi. 353 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,376 - Where will the money come from? - Break my fixed deposit. 354 00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:18,126 Sir! Can you please help? 355 00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:20,792 - I'm coming... - Ma please don't break your FD 356 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:21,792 - Just hold this, please. 357 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,709 What a mess you've made! What the hell are you doing? 358 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,584 - I can help with the money... - No no no! 359 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,376 You've been talking about your investment forever... 360 00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:29,209 - It's alright... - Rahul! Get a cloth! 361 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:30,876 Yes! Getting it... 362 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:36,709 Why can't we break my deposit? 363 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,792 I had to pay the loan installment! Where would I get that? 364 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,251 From your imaginary catering business?! 365 00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:41,876 - That was my money! - Yeah, right... 366 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,751 I've been saving for my business for 3 years! 367 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:44,834 What were you saving?! 368 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,001 The money I give you to run the house, right? 369 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,542 So? 370 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,709 - How is that your money? - Dad, stop it! 371 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,501 Leave me! 372 00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,001 - Where did you spend it? - Morn... 373 00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:53,084 - Your business is in the dumps. - Stop behaving like children... 374 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,459 - Did you give it to Anu? - Stop your nonsense! 375 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,792 Hold this. I said, hold this! 376 00:18:58,209 --> 00:18:59,334 Are you insane? 377 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,626 You sit here and concoct these wild fantasies in your head! 378 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:02,626 Dad! 379 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,167 Sir... 380 00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:05,376 Should I come later? 381 00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:07,792 - Oh, so Anu just happened to get a new car? 382 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,501 Smriti told me! Where did Anu get that much money? 383 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,667 - How would I know?! - It just fell into her lap'?! 384 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,084 Maybe it did! Do I look like her accountant? 385 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:18,001 - Get up now! Enough! Get out! - Dad... 386 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,042 Not a chance! Sit down and finish your work! 387 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,792 - I said get up! ' Stop it! 388 00:19:21,876 --> 00:19:24,001 Fix this leak! And switch off your damn phone! 389 00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:25,792 What's happening? Everyone's at it without me today? 390 00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:27,251 This isn't the time for jokes. 391 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:31,001 Dad, Morn... I've told you I have some money... I can invest later! 392 00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:33,001 - Who needs money? - Just stay out of it... 393 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,334 I'm talking to Morn! 394 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,709 Your father has blown up all my money! 395 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,126 Now we have to beg your uncle. 396 00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:39,626 Enough, Sunita! That's enough! 397 00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,376 - How much money do you need? - You keep quiet. 398 00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:43,417 Arjun... I've told you already! 399 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,626 We're discussing actual money and not a packet of m&m's... Stay out of it! 400 00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:47,876 It's not like I live off you! 401 00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:50,459 Just shut up! All of you! I'm tired of you'll! 402 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:51,751 I was better off at Timmy's! 403 00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,042 That's a lovely idea, Sunita... 404 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,209 Last time you went for 2 months... Go for 6 months now! 405 00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:58,126 Dad, stop shouting... Tell me what the problem is! 406 00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,834 Arjun, do me a favour. Handle your own problems! 407 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:03,501 - Why are you always taunting me?! - I'm not taunting you! 408 00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:04,792 - I'm done, sir! 409 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,209 - Done? How much? 410 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:09,792 Anything you can spare in these tough times... 411 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,917 - I'll slap this idiot... - Dad, enough now! 412 00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:15,251 - Switch off your phone! - It's your phone, Dad! 413 00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,292 I know it's my phone, I'm not deaf! 414 00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:18,542 Everyone thinks I'm an idiot around here... 415 00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,167 You're not an idiot, I'm the idiot... 416 00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:21,751 No one's told me what's happening since I got here! 417 00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,584 I'm always treated like an outsider! Rahul, stop touching me! 418 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,542 - Stay away! - Arjun... 419 00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,292 I'm always the last to find out what's happening here... 420 00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:28,334 You called Rahul to tell him about Dadu... Not me! Why?! 421 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:29,792 Because you always react like a child! 422 00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,834 - Shut up, Rahul! - You shut up! 423 00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:32,959 Talk softly! 424 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,834 Use your millions from your "blog" to help out! 425 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:38,792 You think you're a big shot because you wrote some book?! 426 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,459 Arjun! Stop! Stop it! 427 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,626 Only you and I know the truth about you! 428 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,917 - I'll break his goddamn face! - You've gone mad! 429 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,501 Enough, mom! It's always me... 430 00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:51,251 - What are you doing?! - What do you mean what am I doing?! 431 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,459 All you'll want to do is create a scene! 432 00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,376 Arjun... Arjun, listen, please... 433 00:20:56,459 --> 00:20:57,667 Arjun, listen to me! 434 00:20:57,751 --> 00:20:59,042 Morn, even you know he's a thief! 435 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:01,417 You'll are both here together after 5 years... 436 00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,417 Must you behave like bloody animals?! 437 00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:06,292 Everything's always my fault, Ma! Rahul is totally innocent! 438 00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:08,917 And everything was just a co-incidence? 439 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:11,834 Arjun, listen... 440 00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:30,126 - Hi this is Wasim! Sorry, can't talk now... Leave a message! 441 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,292 - Guys! Guys! Come on! 442 00:21:52,459 --> 00:21:54,501 - Someone bet on Sahil! 443 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:55,876 - You Will? 444 00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:58,667 - What kind of friends do you have, man?! 445 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,709 Someone put money on me, guys... I've known you'll for years! 446 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:03,501 - Come on, guys! - Come on, guys... 447 00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:09,459 One second, one second! Guys! I believe in Sahil! Put money on him! 448 00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:12,209 He has core strength! 449 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:18,376 Aww man! Kishore! Kishore the fuse is out again! 450 00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:19,917 Fix it!!! 451 00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:22,667 - We love you, Kishore! - Ya, we love you very much! 452 00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:25,959 Now, listen. I'm betting on Sahil. Twenty bucks! 453 00:22:26,126 --> 00:22:28,542 Twenty bucks!!! Good job, T! 454 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:31,167 I'm putting 20 bucks... Excuse me, it's a lot of money! 455 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,542 And he'll put money! Come on! 456 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,209 Come on, man! 457 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,917 What the hell? Okay, you? 458 00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:39,084 Okay, excuse me. You! He'll put money! 459 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,126 He looks skinny, but he has core strength! 460 00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:42,709 These guns have a lot of power! 461 00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:45,084 - Come on, come on! - Alright... ya! 462 00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:46,417 Sahil! Ya? Ya! 463 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,792 Sahil! Sahil! Sahil! 464 00:23:04,292 --> 00:23:06,167 Bunkoo,dude... Your whole drink is on me! 465 00:23:06,376 --> 00:23:08,126 Shit... 466 00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:10,792 Bunkooo... 467 00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:18,459 Umm... sorry. I was just going out... 468 00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:22,167 I should be the one apologizing... I lost your money! 469 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,834 No, that's okay... 470 00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:27,334 Actually, I knew Sahil has no core strength... 471 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,834 Are you Sahil's friend? 472 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,292 Umm... No... I'm Wasim's friend... 473 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:34,834 Wasim? 474 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:38,084 He knows the owners of this place. 475 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,917 I'm the owner... I don't know Wasim. 476 00:23:42,209 --> 00:23:43,417 Oh! Umm... 477 00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:46,209 I was just trying to call Wasim, but I couldn't get through... 478 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,209 One second. 479 00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:51,584 You're sitting here rolling this... Gatecrashing my party... 480 00:23:51,751 --> 00:23:54,126 Wasim must be here... I couldn't find him... 481 00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:56,084 - Seriously? 482 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,376 Couldn't get through to him? 483 00:23:57,459 --> 00:24:00,126 Kishore! Kishore! Kishore throw this guy out! 484 00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:01,917 Okay, I'll leave! I'm sorry! 485 00:24:02,001 --> 00:24:04,084 - Can I take that? - No no no, this is going to stay here... 486 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:07,542 I'm sorry, I was just having a really bad day, so I thought... 487 00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:10,459 I'm sorry, what? Seriously? Leave! 488 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,042 - I'm sorry, I know you're upset... - Leave! 489 00:24:12,126 --> 00:24:14,292 Ya, okay I'm leaving... 490 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,251 What's so funny? 491 00:24:23,251 --> 00:24:26,126 I'm so sorry! 492 00:24:26,501 --> 00:24:29,709 Shit... I was just kidding! I'm sorry! 493 00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:32,376 It's supposed to be funny! I'm sorry! 494 00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:34,084 - Okay... - Ya! 495 00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:36,751 - Listen, you're cool, right? - Good one... 496 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:37,584 Ya! 497 00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:41,126 - Do you have a lighter? - Yeah, of course... 498 00:24:42,751 --> 00:24:44,709 - I'm Arjun. 499 00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:46,167 Tia... Tia! 500 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,667 - Hi... - Hi! 501 00:24:54,876 --> 00:24:56,876 Why are you so troubled, Arjun? 502 00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:01,167 Don't ask... I'm having such a rubbish day... 503 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,126 Fought with your girlfriend? 504 00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:05,251 Then? 505 00:25:06,834 --> 00:25:08,292 With my brother. 506 00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:09,792 Your butler? 507 00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:11,084 Not butler, brother! 508 00:25:12,084 --> 00:25:14,001 Why would I fight with a butler? 509 00:25:14,334 --> 00:25:15,542 Actually... yeah! 510 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:17,959 And even if I did, why would I sit here like this?! 511 00:25:18,126 --> 00:25:20,001 Point taken... 512 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,751 This bungalow's been empty for years... never seen you around... 513 00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:26,417 The tea state and this bungalow belong to my grandfather... 514 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:29,167 I've lived in Bombay since I was 5... because of Dad's work. 515 00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:30,584 So, planning to shift here? 516 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:32,167 No! Planning to rent it out! 517 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,917 But my best friend Bunkoo's boyfriend is from Ooty... 518 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,584 So I had to have one last party! 519 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:40,167 O...kay?! 520 00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:41,792 - Wasim! - One second... 521 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,667 Bro? Are you okay? 522 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:44,542 Wasim! 523 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,292 Ya... Him! See? I was calling him? 524 00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:47,959 - Are you okay? - Ya... 525 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:49,126 - You okay, bro? - Ya... 526 00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:50,542 False alarm. 527 00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:53,251 Wasim! Tia. Tia! Wasim. - Hi Wasim! 528 00:25:53,376 --> 00:25:54,959 She's the owner of this place. 529 00:25:55,084 --> 00:25:56,501 What are you'll doing in the bathroom? 530 00:25:56,584 --> 00:25:58,209 - We were about to take a shower. - What?! 531 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:00,709 - Come on... - Ya, one minute... 532 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:01,917 - You okay, Wasim? - I'm fine now. 533 00:26:02,001 --> 00:26:04,584 Tia! Come on, let's get this party started! 534 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:07,792 Okay! You're good? Arjun, Wasim... let's go! Time to party! 535 00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:52,334 Guys! ls there an Arjun here? 536 00:28:52,542 --> 00:28:53,751 Ummm... me! 537 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:55,834 Don't puke in the car, man! Get out! 538 00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:57,209 I'll leave you here on the road! 539 00:28:57,417 --> 00:28:59,209 - What are you doing to me! 540 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:02,584 - Man, couldn't you have waited two minutes to throw up... 541 00:29:03,126 --> 00:29:04,834 - My day was finally picking up at that party... 542 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:13,584 The property agent's coming at 11.30. 543 00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,876 He'll show you some places... 544 00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:20,376 Then go see Dadu and tell him we're taking him to Bangalore. 545 00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:22,876 I'll figure out the money with Shashi. 546 00:29:23,959 --> 00:29:26,292 - You want tea? - No, thanks... I'm fine. 547 00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:29,417 - Dad... - Ya? 548 00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,792 Why did Morn stay with Timmy Aunty for 2 months? 549 00:29:34,501 --> 00:29:37,001 - She came back, right? - That's not what I asked, Dad... 550 00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:39,084 To belittle me, what else... 551 00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:42,084 Timmy started her catering business after her divorce... 552 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:44,209 Morn thinks she can do it too. 553 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:48,126 How can she compare me to that bloody wife-beater?! 554 00:29:49,626 --> 00:29:52,084 Do I drink like Timmy's ex? 555 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,751 Have I ever hit her? Abused her? 556 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:57,084 Dad... Why do you always do this? 557 00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:58,626 You never listen to anyone. 558 00:29:58,751 --> 00:30:00,834 Morn only needs your support... Nothing else. 559 00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:03,084 Really? And what about me? 560 00:30:03,751 --> 00:30:06,209 Where was everyone when I needed support? 561 00:30:07,209 --> 00:30:09,417 Everything was fine 'til I worked at the bank. 562 00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:12,501 I started this business for you'll... For you. For her! 563 00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:13,792 What's wrong with that? 564 00:30:15,251 --> 00:30:17,792 There is a financial crisis. What can I possibly do? 565 00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:19,417 Kill myself? 566 00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,334 Dad, please... 567 00:30:23,626 --> 00:30:24,959 I'm tired... 568 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:29,209 I know... and you're a good man. 569 00:30:29,459 --> 00:30:31,376 Everything will be okay, I promise. 570 00:30:31,709 --> 00:30:33,126 Just one day at a time, okay? 571 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:36,334 One day at a time... 572 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:37,917 Thanks,buddy. 573 00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:46,251 Sir, all of Coonoor's best properties are with us. 574 00:30:46,334 --> 00:30:47,334 - Really? - So don't worry... 575 00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:50,751 Yes, Mr. Makhija, somehow the properties today didn't reflect that. 576 00:30:50,876 --> 00:30:52,126 You didn't like anything today, right? 577 00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:54,084 I'll have a fresh batch ready for you tomorrow... 578 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:57,042 Yes, please... A quiet place for creative people... 579 00:30:57,209 --> 00:30:59,751 - Not abandoned, haunted houses. - Thank you. 580 00:31:01,709 --> 00:31:02,459 Yeah, Nik! 581 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:11,501 Woah! 582 00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:13,626 - Rahul... - Arjun?! 583 00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:15,876 Dadu was getting bored, man... 584 00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:18,209 Ohh, just take him to a disco then, bro. 585 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:19,917 Disco? 586 00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:22,334 The nurse is asking for the reports... Go get them. 587 00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:23,959 Fine. 588 00:31:24,334 --> 00:31:26,209 - Dadu, I'm coming... - This is a hospital! 589 00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:27,959 I want to go to a disco! 590 00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:29,376 - Tell me something... 591 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:32,459 Why are you like this? 592 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:33,584 Like what? 593 00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:35,292 Grumpy... 594 00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:40,084 Don't do this, don't do that, not like this, not like that... 595 00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:43,376 Relax, son... Relax... 596 00:31:44,459 --> 00:31:45,917 Okay, I'm sorry... 597 00:31:46,834 --> 00:31:48,709 But trust me, whatever we do, we do for you... 598 00:31:48,792 --> 00:31:50,417 That's true... 599 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:54,209 And that's why, we're taking you to Bangalore for treatment... 600 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:57,751 I don't want to go anywhere! I'm not going! 601 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:01,001 Next week is my birthday! 602 00:32:01,417 --> 00:32:05,209 I want to celebrate my birthday with my family. 603 00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:07,376 Happy Birthday, Dadu, but your treatment is very important. 604 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:10,459 - I don't want any treatment! 605 00:32:10,542 --> 00:32:13,667 I don't aspire to live much longer. 606 00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:16,167 When I go, I'll go like this - 607 00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,251 - I'm right, son... 608 00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:27,292 - But if you do want to do something for me... 609 00:32:27,459 --> 00:32:29,292 Then I have two wishes. 610 00:32:29,459 --> 00:32:30,584 Which are? 611 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:35,709 The first is that, when I die, don't light my pyre. 612 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:38,376 So, what, you'll just lie there? 613 00:32:38,459 --> 00:32:39,626 No, duffer! 614 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,126 Bury me! 615 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:44,292 - With my friends from my army regiment... 616 00:32:44,501 --> 00:32:46,292 In the army burial ground! 617 00:32:46,459 --> 00:32:48,209 Wow. And what's the other wish? 618 00:32:48,292 --> 00:32:56,292 The other one is, before I go, I want a happy family photograph... 619 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:59,792 - Which I can put on my wall... 620 00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:07,084 It should read - 'Kapoor and Sons, since 1921'. 621 00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:11,334 Very nice... The creative juices are really flowing today, huh? 622 00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:14,376 Well, when Uncle gets here, we can fulfill this wish. 623 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:15,542 Okay! 624 00:33:19,876 --> 00:33:20,917 Listen, man... 625 00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:24,917 We're here only for a few days... Let's not fight... 626 00:33:27,334 --> 00:33:29,459 I'm sorry for last night. 627 00:33:39,376 --> 00:33:40,917 - Here you go...Your toll... 628 00:33:41,001 --> 00:33:42,292 - What? 629 00:33:44,292 --> 00:33:46,167 And this is for the hospital... Sorry. 630 00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,417 So you're showing me some places tomorrow, right? 631 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:05,709 - Rahul! - I hope it's a nice place... 632 00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:07,417 Bye! 633 00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:10,167 - Yeah? - Mom's calling you in. 634 00:34:10,251 --> 00:34:11,417 Okay... Thanks. 635 00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:14,792 - Listen! - Yeah? 636 00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:17,042 She wants a couple of cigarettes... 637 00:34:17,584 --> 00:34:19,209 Ha ha, very funny... 638 00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:20,501 Want to share? 639 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:23,834 Thanks. 640 00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:28,667 What did the doctors say? 641 00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,459 - What difference does it make? Ask me what Dadu said. 642 00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:33,459 What? 643 00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:35,501 He wants to get discharged and celebrate his birthday at home... 644 00:34:35,584 --> 00:34:36,751 Really?! 645 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,792 It's his 90th birthday, man... 646 00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:40,667 Let's do something! 647 00:34:41,334 --> 00:34:43,542 Actually, I was thinking of the same thing... 648 00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:48,709 Like a surprise 90th birthday party? It'll be nice... 649 00:34:49,001 --> 00:34:51,459 With the beautiful grannies of Coonoor? 650 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,501 No, with Russian strippers and caviar. 651 00:34:54,584 --> 00:34:55,626 Stupid... 652 00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:58,959 Dunno about caviar, but Russian strippers will make Dadu's day. 653 00:34:59,251 --> 00:35:02,459 Remember when Morn found Dadu's porn stash? 654 00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:05,292 Yeah, behind the pot! 655 00:35:05,626 --> 00:35:07,501 Tied up in a plastic bag... 656 00:35:08,001 --> 00:35:09,292 He's a crazy dude... 657 00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:11,251 One of those magazines were mine, man... 658 00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:12,042 No. 659 00:35:12,126 --> 00:35:13,001 Barely Legal. 660 00:35:13,084 --> 00:35:14,542 - Barely Legal?! - Ya. 661 00:35:14,751 --> 00:35:15,959 Oh God... 662 00:35:16,501 --> 00:35:18,126 It was depressing! My only magazine! 663 00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:19,917 But I managed... 664 00:35:20,876 --> 00:35:21,876 Ah... 665 00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:23,417 Still managing, huh? 666 00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:26,584 Doing really well, actually... Practice makes perfect... 667 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,709 Wait 'til I tell Morn about your antics... 668 00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:31,167 Look here! 669 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,251 Thanks... 670 00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:34,667 'Barely Perfect'... 671 00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:36,667 - Wait 'til I tell Morn. - What are you doing, man? 672 00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:38,542 - Nothing, just photoshop. - Delete it! 673 00:35:38,626 --> 00:35:40,417 - I'm only putting it on instagram! - Arjun, I was just joking! 674 00:35:40,459 --> 00:35:41,792 Watch it, I'll tweet it... 675 00:35:42,292 --> 00:35:43,251 Arjun, just leave it! 676 00:35:45,084 --> 00:35:46,167 Ninety years... 677 00:35:46,334 --> 00:35:49,376 Ninety... and is this all Burma Teak wood? 678 00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:50,626 Yeah. 679 00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:52,959 - Hi. - Hi! 680 00:35:55,417 --> 00:35:57,626 Listen... can I click some pictures? 681 00:35:57,792 --> 00:35:59,709 - Of course. - Thank you. 682 00:36:00,084 --> 00:36:03,209 Wow, who's that! I think I'm rushing into this marriage! 683 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:05,209 So cute, dude! 684 00:36:05,584 --> 00:36:07,042 Hit on him! 685 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,126 - May I have a look inside? - Sure! 686 00:36:13,126 --> 00:36:14,417 Have you lost it? 687 00:36:14,459 --> 00:36:16,084 - He's so cute, man, I can't help it! - Tia! 688 00:36:16,167 --> 00:36:17,209 Come with us, Tia... 689 00:36:17,292 --> 00:36:20,292 No, no... You guys go! It's your pre-Honeymoon period... 690 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:22,084 What'll I do there? 691 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:25,542 Okay, but we've decided we're coming back for your birthday. 692 00:36:25,626 --> 00:36:27,292 Not this birthday thing again. 693 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:29,334 I honestly want to spend alone time here. 694 00:36:29,459 --> 00:36:31,876 Plus, I have work - a presentation to finish and... now I have to go in. 695 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:33,709 - Yes, sir! Corning. - Okay, go... 696 00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:36,126 - You have a really nice house, Tia! - Thank you. 697 00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:38,792 So I'll share the pictures with my partners and... 698 00:36:38,959 --> 00:36:42,751 Meanwhile, if there's a family elder I can talk to about business and such... 699 00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:44,167 Please give me the number? 700 00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:46,292 Umm... me. 701 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:49,917 - Oh, sorry. - No, that's fine. 702 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:53,084 When I think of owners, they're usually old men. 703 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:55,417 Stomach out, no hair, etc... 704 00:36:55,834 --> 00:37:00,167 Of course! But I look pretty much the same without my wig and dentures. 705 00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:04,251 How did you find the place, son? 706 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,542 - You're funny. - You're hot. 707 00:37:12,459 --> 00:37:15,709 I'm really funny! Sometimes. Funny girl... 708 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,126 Yeah, it was a pleasure. 709 00:37:17,251 --> 00:37:18,792 - Keep in touch. - You too. 710 00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:20,459 - Okay, bye... - Bye! 711 00:37:24,751 --> 00:37:27,126 And this was taken in Hawaii. 712 00:37:28,292 --> 00:37:29,584 You know, son... 713 00:37:30,001 --> 00:37:35,334 I used to dream of going to Hawaii... And roaming naked on the beach... 714 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:38,584 One chica here and one... 715 00:37:39,417 --> 00:37:42,876 That dream should have been fulfilled in your youth. 716 00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:48,126 Ignore her. Maybe we should take you to France for your birthday. 717 00:37:48,209 --> 00:37:49,376 France has the nude beaches. 718 00:37:49,459 --> 00:37:53,251 Take me anywhere... All I have to do is shave my chest. 719 00:37:53,626 --> 00:37:57,251 I mean, if you want to get six pack abs, that'll be good too... 720 00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:58,792 Leave this. 721 00:37:59,084 --> 00:38:02,417 Tell me... Can you watch anything you want on this... iPanda? 722 00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:03,584 Yeah... 723 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,667 - Films, too? - Yes... 724 00:38:06,834 --> 00:38:08,417 Like... exciting films? 725 00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:11,042 Exciting? 726 00:38:11,751 --> 00:38:14,959 What do they call it... blue films?! 727 00:38:16,834 --> 00:38:17,667 You can... 728 00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:20,792 - How exciting! - There are cartoon versions now! 729 00:38:20,876 --> 00:38:22,334 - Ohhh! - Yeah! 730 00:38:22,459 --> 00:38:24,626 It's so easy for your generation. 731 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:25,792 How so? 732 00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:31,626 I lied to your Grandma and watched Ram Teri Ganga Maili 14 times! 733 00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:32,584 14! 734 00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:34,042 Just for one scene... 735 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:37,126 When Mandakini comes in that wet sari... 736 00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:40,751 After that waterfall... 737 00:38:41,209 --> 00:38:43,751 I would dream of standing behind her... 738 00:38:43,834 --> 00:38:46,126 She would embrace me- 739 00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:50,709 I think the bananas are rotten, buddy... 740 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:55,459 That's what they call a change of topic! 741 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,334 My arms call out to you... 742 00:38:57,459 --> 00:38:59,459 - I have a lotto learn from you. Check this out! 743 00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:00,834 Oi!!! 744 00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:03,459 It's her! 745 00:39:06,084 --> 00:39:09,501 Stop me before I climb into this iPanda! 746 00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:16,501 Arjun... I have an idea. 747 00:39:18,292 --> 00:39:22,042 Are you sure Dadu won't like a foxy 10x10 photo of your Grandma more? 748 00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:23,876 You know Dadu... 749 00:39:24,376 --> 00:39:26,459 No, dude... your Grandma was quite sexy. 750 00:39:27,084 --> 00:39:29,501 - Not my Grandmom! - This could break! 751 00:39:29,917 --> 00:39:31,292 Come here for a second! 752 00:39:31,376 --> 00:39:32,459 Bring this inside! 753 00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:34,126 What man... 754 00:39:34,209 --> 00:39:35,417 Look it's ready... Karim! 755 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:39,376 - Stop staring at Aunty and bring her in! 756 00:39:48,626 --> 00:39:50,584 - Uncle! White and red small- - Boo! 757 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:53,001 Oh my God! Arjun! Hi! 758 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:54,667 - How are you? - Good! 759 00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:55,584 Not available. 760 00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:57,876 - Where can I get it? - No idea, ma'am. 761 00:39:57,959 --> 00:39:58,834 What are you looking for? 762 00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:01,751 You know... We used to eat those sweet cigarettes as kids? 763 00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:02,542 Oh ya ya... 764 00:40:02,626 --> 00:40:04,667 I can't find them anywhere and I love them! 765 00:40:04,876 --> 00:40:05,917 - Ah! - Yeah... 766 00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:07,792 What are you doing here? 767 00:40:08,001 --> 00:40:11,167 I was actually in Wasim's studio... 768 00:40:11,334 --> 00:40:12,459 Want to see? 769 00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:13,876 Okay... what? 770 00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:15,001 - Come I'll show... come! - Okay! 771 00:40:15,084 --> 00:40:17,001 - Aye! Okay, please pack this! - Come! 772 00:40:27,126 --> 00:40:28,917 Don't judge, it's for Dadu's birthday! 773 00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:31,667 Boobly! I know this bodybuilding competition is important... 774 00:40:31,751 --> 00:40:32,667 I'll get people! 775 00:40:34,459 --> 00:40:35,376 - Hi! - Hi! 776 00:40:35,459 --> 00:40:36,251 What's up? 777 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:37,959 Tia... I'm good! How are you? 778 00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:39,792 Stop enjoying this and take madam inside. 779 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,084 Don't touch her there... 780 00:40:41,167 --> 00:40:43,084 Boobly's called you for the bodybuilding thing. 781 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,292 Come man, please... it'll be fun. 782 00:40:44,376 --> 00:40:45,501 I have no interest in naked men. 783 00:40:45,584 --> 00:40:49,459 Try and understand, man... Boobly doesn't have my brains or looks! 784 00:40:49,501 --> 00:40:50,959 - He only knows bodybuilding! - Let it go, man... 785 00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:52,667 He needs the encouragement... It'll be fun! 786 00:40:52,876 --> 00:40:53,834 I'll come! 787 00:40:53,959 --> 00:40:55,209 You? Really? 788 00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:56,042 Ya! 789 00:40:56,126 --> 00:40:57,584 - That's nice. - I'm nice. 790 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,084 Ya... she's nice. 791 00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:02,459 Okay, I guess I'll come too... Day after, right? 792 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:04,251 Look at this turncoat. 793 00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:06,251 Team player, bro! Boobly's like my brother! 794 00:41:06,334 --> 00:41:07,709 Oh, is that right?! 795 00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:11,001 - Day after? - Day after. 796 00:41:25,501 --> 00:41:28,459 Listen, this is the catering area. We need 10 tables set up there. 797 00:41:28,542 --> 00:41:29,334 Okay- 798 00:41:29,417 --> 00:41:31,292 - Mehfooz! Up there! - DJ? 799 00:41:31,376 --> 00:41:32,876 The DJ's ready. Ready, ready... 800 00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:34,292 - I'm going now. - Confetti! 801 00:41:34,376 --> 00:41:35,334 Morn! 802 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,792 - Where's the phone diary kept? - It's right there! Here! 803 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:38,709 Oh, okay. 804 00:41:39,959 --> 00:41:42,834 I finally spoke to Shashi Uncle... He said he'll be here as soon as he can. 805 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:43,709 Okay, thank goodness. 806 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,751 And also why don't you call some of your hot friends. 807 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:50,667 Oh and listen... Don't tell Shashi Uncle anything. 808 00:41:50,834 --> 00:41:51,667 About what? 809 00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:53,792 All that drama with your Dad... 810 00:41:53,876 --> 00:41:57,334 Hello? This is Rahul calling on behalf of Mr. Ramesh Chand... 811 00:41:57,417 --> 00:41:58,709 May I speak to Mr. Chaudhry? 812 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:00,876 What?! 813 00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:04,126 I'm sorry to hear that. 814 00:42:04,626 --> 00:42:05,542 - Bro... 815 00:42:05,959 --> 00:42:08,292 Looks like at this rate only you, me and Wasim will be at this party. 816 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,751 Ask Dad to call his friends! 817 00:42:11,001 --> 00:42:12,584 Ask your Dad to call his friends! 818 00:42:14,042 --> 00:42:15,209 What's cooking? 819 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:17,542 Smells really nice! 820 00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:25,001 Morn, I never talk to Shashi Uncle about such things. 821 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:29,084 I'm not choosing sides or saying who's right... 822 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:31,792 But lately, you're always picking fights with Dad. 823 00:42:32,459 --> 00:42:33,542 I'm picking fights?! 824 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:36,501 I'm just telling it as I see it. 825 00:42:36,917 --> 00:42:39,917 You know what my 35th anniversary gift was? 826 00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:42,292 A Mixer-Grinder... 827 00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:43,959 - From Harsh. 828 00:42:44,501 --> 00:42:47,626 There's no difference between Dharmendra and me, these days. 829 00:42:47,792 --> 00:42:49,917 - What?! - It's not like I can be Anu! 830 00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:53,751 Ever since she opened her boutique, all I hear is - 831 00:42:54,084 --> 00:42:56,792 "Anu's taste", "Anu's business sense"... 832 00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:59,792 Morn, not this Anu spiel again... Who cares about Anu's taste?! 833 00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:01,876 Can't we all talk about this like mature adults?! 834 00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:05,542 Maybe not all of us... 835 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,792 Morn, come to London with me for a few days? 836 00:43:09,917 --> 00:43:10,792 With you? 837 00:43:11,209 --> 00:43:12,376 What would I do there? 838 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:13,626 We'll party, obviously! 839 00:43:14,959 --> 00:43:17,876 No, no... You're always so busy... 840 00:43:18,001 --> 00:43:19,501 Morn I've lived there for 8 years... 841 00:43:19,584 --> 00:43:22,584 If you don't come, how will you see how I live... 842 00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:25,792 where I live...and more importantly with whom I live? 843 00:43:26,001 --> 00:43:27,459 Ah! Point! 844 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:33,709 But you forget... as your mother, I know you better than anyone else. 845 00:43:34,501 --> 00:43:38,001 Okay, if you want to do something for me... 846 00:43:38,334 --> 00:43:43,667 Forget this Nicky person and get me a nice Indian bride. 847 00:43:44,042 --> 00:43:47,001 - Grandchildren playing on my lap... - End of conversation! 848 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,834 Look who it is! 849 00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:52,501 I'm ready to have Rahul's perfect children! 850 00:43:53,084 --> 00:43:54,792 Idiots. 851 00:43:55,001 --> 00:43:56,334 Oh, Rahul... She's perfect! 852 00:43:57,542 --> 00:44:00,167 Look what you've done, Rahul! 853 00:44:01,459 --> 00:44:02,376 Bye! 854 00:44:04,459 --> 00:44:06,042 - I'm here 'til the 12th! 855 00:44:07,459 --> 00:44:10,792 I've called for the documents... They should be here in a couple of days. 856 00:44:11,959 --> 00:44:14,251 Here we are at the main porch. 857 00:44:15,209 --> 00:44:17,459 Say hello to our helpful broker, Mr. Makhija. 858 00:44:18,084 --> 00:44:21,459 It's not African, it's an Indian name! 859 00:44:21,751 --> 00:44:26,292 And this, Nick, is the beautiful owner of this house... Tia. 860 00:44:26,376 --> 00:44:27,417 Say hi. 861 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:29,709 Hi! Who am I talking to? 862 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:30,709 Be nice. 863 00:44:31,376 --> 00:44:35,292 I'm heading to the garden to show you the wonderful sunset. 864 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:37,626 I really can't believe this place was shut for 2 years. 865 00:44:38,334 --> 00:44:40,334 If I was you, I'd come once every 2 months. 866 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,084 It's only a 2 hour flight from Mumbai! 867 00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:45,376 Yeah... but I'm scared of flying. 868 00:44:45,834 --> 00:44:49,417 So? Everyone's afraid of something... 869 00:44:49,709 --> 00:44:51,126 What are you afraid of? 870 00:44:51,334 --> 00:44:52,459 I'm not telling you. 871 00:44:52,709 --> 00:44:55,001 Why?! Come on... 872 00:44:55,501 --> 00:44:57,334 - It's embarrassing. - Come on, Rahul... 873 00:44:57,459 --> 00:44:58,626 - Rats... - What?! 874 00:44:58,709 --> 00:44:59,501 Rats! 875 00:44:59,584 --> 00:45:00,584 Are you serious?! 876 00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:01,501 I'm serious! 877 00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:03,667 Very manly! 878 00:45:04,084 --> 00:45:06,751 There's a Nepalese film playing at Liberty... 879 00:45:07,001 --> 00:45:09,709 Sorry, Kishore, I don't know Nepalese... 880 00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,584 Tia he isn't asking you out... I think he's asking for himself. 881 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:15,876 I know! My sense of humour... Please go! 882 00:45:16,042 --> 00:45:18,376 - Your dinner? - I'll eat out. 883 00:45:18,709 --> 00:45:20,292 Bye, Kishore... 884 00:45:20,501 --> 00:45:21,584 I love you, Kishore! 885 00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:24,417 Does he always look so scared? - Always! 886 00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:27,709 Are there any good restaurants around here? 887 00:45:29,501 --> 00:45:32,042 Maybe Shinchow's?! 888 00:45:41,542 --> 00:45:42,834 Kishore always looks depressed! 889 00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:44,876 He's actually really happy! 890 00:45:45,167 --> 00:45:46,251 By the way... 891 00:45:46,459 --> 00:45:48,459 You're right! This place is shady as hell! 892 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:49,834 Warned you... 893 00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:52,209 So spicy! 894 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,626 Something's stuck in your teeth... 895 00:45:57,209 --> 00:45:58,251 Sorry... 896 00:45:58,459 --> 00:45:59,834 More beer? 897 00:46:00,209 --> 00:46:01,834 2 more beers, please! 898 00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:03,667 Oh! 899 00:46:04,459 --> 00:46:06,792 There's something coming out of your nose... 900 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,084 Sorry... 901 00:46:10,876 --> 00:46:12,042 Now? 902 00:46:16,042 --> 00:46:17,417 I got you! 903 00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:20,501 Okay... what's more embarrassing... 904 00:46:20,792 --> 00:46:24,167 Chicken stuck in your teeth or a booger coming out of your nose? 905 00:46:24,459 --> 00:46:26,001 A booger stuck in my teeth! 906 00:46:26,251 --> 00:46:27,084 What?! 907 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:28,417 Can that even happen?! 908 00:46:28,459 --> 00:46:29,917 Didn't you do this as a kid? 909 00:46:30,876 --> 00:46:32,376 Yuck! Rahul! 910 00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:34,584 - I used to love it, man! 911 00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:35,917 That's sick! 912 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:36,876 Thank you! 913 00:46:42,459 --> 00:46:44,001 No way Tia... There's a limit to being crazy... 914 00:46:44,084 --> 00:46:44,917 There is no such limit! 915 00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:46,584 There is! You can't do it, anyway... 916 00:46:46,667 --> 00:46:49,584 If I do this, we are going to the dance floor. 917 00:46:49,751 --> 00:46:51,417 - Done. - Okay. 918 00:47:06,251 --> 00:47:07,542 Shit! Sorry! 919 00:47:08,834 --> 00:47:09,876 Sir! 920 00:47:10,292 --> 00:47:13,417 It was a mosquito! You'll get dengue! 921 00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:14,959 What mosquito? 922 00:47:15,501 --> 00:47:17,459 I also got bitten... 923 00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:19,084 Sir! 924 00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:31,042 Show me your moves! 925 00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:32,334 What moves? 926 00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:34,417 Everyone's got moves! 927 00:47:34,584 --> 00:47:35,459 Such as? 928 00:47:35,834 --> 00:47:37,042 Such as... 929 00:47:37,209 --> 00:47:39,209 The Shampoo Ad move! 930 00:47:39,292 --> 00:47:40,209 Okay- 931 00:47:42,959 --> 00:47:44,251 Come on! 932 00:47:49,042 --> 00:47:49,959 Your turn. 933 00:47:50,042 --> 00:47:52,334 Okay... The Milkshake! 934 00:47:53,834 --> 00:47:54,626 Okay... 935 00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:00,334 Oh God! Superb! 936 00:48:00,709 --> 00:48:01,959 This is my favourite! 937 00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:04,001 Grinding spices move! 938 00:48:04,084 --> 00:48:05,376 Alright! Okay. 939 00:48:06,542 --> 00:48:08,792 Grinding spices! 940 00:48:12,001 --> 00:48:13,251 The Iron move! 941 00:48:17,251 --> 00:48:18,126 Pigeon! 942 00:48:23,209 --> 00:48:24,542 Electrocution! 943 00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:35,209 Okay... bye... 944 00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:36,334 Bye... 945 00:48:36,626 --> 00:48:37,917 See you. 946 00:48:38,459 --> 00:48:39,876 - Let's go. - Oh shit... 947 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:40,792 What's wrong? 948 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:43,834 - Kishore! The fuse is out again! 949 00:48:44,209 --> 00:48:47,334 Tell me if there are any more issues with this house... I'll call Makhija. 950 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:49,334 - Rat!!! - What the f- 951 00:48:54,959 --> 00:48:57,126 Are you nuts?! 952 00:48:59,292 --> 00:49:00,751 This might work... 953 00:49:06,251 --> 00:49:07,417 Or not. 954 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:10,417 It's a little small, isn't it? 955 00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:15,792 What? 956 00:49:17,709 --> 00:49:19,084 What is it? 957 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,209 - Dude... - Tia, you're sick. 958 00:49:24,417 --> 00:49:25,376 What are you saying? 959 00:49:25,459 --> 00:49:28,459 You're leaving?! My fuse... oh. 960 00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:32,417 Sorry! It was a joke! 961 00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:35,042 Kishore, man!!! 962 00:49:38,001 --> 00:49:40,209 Bang it right in the centre... 963 00:49:42,501 --> 00:49:43,584 You hold this. 964 00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:45,876 I'll lift you up. 965 00:49:46,126 --> 00:49:47,501 Are you sure? 966 00:49:48,459 --> 00:49:50,459 Okay, one second... One second! 967 00:49:50,667 --> 00:49:51,834 Okay, ready. 968 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:54,292 Okay, ready. 969 00:49:56,001 --> 00:49:57,876 You're really heavy, man! 970 00:49:57,959 --> 00:49:59,959 - Shut up! I have heavy bones! 971 00:50:00,042 --> 00:50:01,209 - Oh God! 972 00:50:01,626 --> 00:50:02,709 - Oh God! 973 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:06,042 Sorry... 974 00:50:06,542 --> 00:50:08,917 Let me see? 975 00:50:09,459 --> 00:50:11,251 I think it's a scratch or- 976 00:50:12,917 --> 00:50:14,834 A little bit here... 977 00:50:16,084 --> 00:50:17,334 Right there... 978 00:50:17,584 --> 00:50:18,709 Is it hurting? 979 00:50:22,876 --> 00:50:24,167 - Ma'am?! 980 00:50:24,501 --> 00:50:25,792 Kishore! 981 00:50:26,459 --> 00:50:27,334 Where are you? 982 00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,042 Kishore, where were you?! 983 00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:31,417 I was watching the movie! 984 00:50:31,501 --> 00:50:33,126 Why didn't you fix this? 985 00:50:33,292 --> 00:50:36,459 That's for the pump room! The fuse is here. 986 00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:40,167 Why is it there? You didn't fix it... 987 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:42,751 Thank God... 988 00:50:47,417 --> 00:50:48,751 I'll leave... It's late. 989 00:50:48,876 --> 00:50:49,667 - Yeah... 990 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:52,209 - Okay... - Okay! 991 00:50:52,792 --> 00:50:54,042 - Bye... - Bye. 992 00:51:00,084 --> 00:51:01,209 Bunkoo... 993 00:51:02,709 --> 00:51:04,042 I'm so- 994 00:51:04,459 --> 00:51:06,459 Please go, Kishore. Thank you. 995 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:10,584 Shit, Bunkoo... Shit shit shit... 996 00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:12,334 I'm so stupid! 997 00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:14,584 Shit, I'm so stupid! 998 00:51:16,626 --> 00:51:18,459 This is all your fault! 999 00:51:19,626 --> 00:51:20,792 Hey... 1000 00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:23,417 ...you think he won't want my house now? 1001 00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:26,501 - Listen, let's discuss this over Skype on Thursday... 1002 00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:29,501 I can't right now! I've got too much on my plate! 1003 00:51:29,626 --> 00:51:31,626 I'm at the hospital, I'll call you later. 1004 00:51:32,334 --> 00:51:33,167 Bye. 1005 00:51:33,542 --> 00:51:35,042 What's wrong? Problem? 1006 00:51:36,376 --> 00:51:38,376 I'm never gonna finish this damn book! 1007 00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,126 Harsh isn't here? 1008 00:51:42,834 --> 00:51:43,709 No, Why? 1009 00:51:44,709 --> 00:51:46,876 He said he'd come with you... 1010 00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:50,001 Now he's using you as an excuse. 1011 00:51:50,084 --> 00:51:50,959 Morn! 1012 00:51:51,501 --> 00:51:53,876 Don't be so suspicious all the time... 1013 00:51:54,584 --> 00:51:56,167 I'm going to Dadu. 1014 00:51:57,459 --> 00:51:58,709 Woah... 1015 00:52:00,501 --> 00:52:02,834 How can they be so huge?! 1016 00:52:03,084 --> 00:52:05,251 You have no idea how big they can be, Dadu! 1017 00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:08,084 I love this so much... 1018 00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:09,959 It stopped! 1019 00:52:10,209 --> 00:52:12,459 You need a credit card to watch more... 1020 00:52:12,751 --> 00:52:13,834 Give me yours! 1021 00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:15,459 Mine... actually... 1022 00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:19,417 Rahul! You have a credit card, right? 1023 00:52:19,501 --> 00:52:20,667 Ya, Why? 1024 00:52:20,959 --> 00:52:25,417 I... I... want to download some hymns! 1025 00:52:25,959 --> 00:52:27,792 - Yeah, Wasim! - Turning to religion, Dadu? 1026 00:52:28,001 --> 00:52:30,709 Ever since my heart attack it's the only thing that keeps happy. 1027 00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:32,251 - Really? - Yes! 1028 00:52:32,626 --> 00:52:34,292 Dadu, I'm off. 1029 00:52:34,501 --> 00:52:35,376 What's your hurry? 1030 00:52:35,459 --> 00:52:39,042 I'm going to see Boobly's big ones... It's free... Wanna come? 1031 00:52:39,126 --> 00:52:40,626 No, no, I have my hymns. 1032 00:52:40,751 --> 00:52:42,542 - Okay, bye... - Bye! 1033 00:52:42,751 --> 00:52:44,834 Oi! spiritual card. 1034 00:52:49,626 --> 00:52:51,501 He's so sexy. 1035 00:52:52,709 --> 00:52:55,459 Boobly! This girl thinks you're sexy! 1036 00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:57,126 Thanks for coming. 1037 00:53:00,209 --> 00:53:01,167 Very welcome. 1038 00:53:07,209 --> 00:53:08,626 This is mad! 1039 00:53:09,792 --> 00:53:12,459 How can I be enjoying this?! What's wrong with me! 1040 00:53:14,584 --> 00:53:18,292 Look at Mr. Red Briefs... Such a long nose! 1041 00:53:18,376 --> 00:53:20,626 I can't believe THAT'S what you noticed! 1042 00:53:20,751 --> 00:53:21,667 I mean... 1043 00:53:22,459 --> 00:53:23,792 You know what they say... 1044 00:53:23,876 --> 00:53:25,626 A long nose means a long... 1045 00:53:25,709 --> 00:53:26,709 Ah... 1046 00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:31,542 Your nose is pretty tiny. 1047 00:53:34,542 --> 00:53:36,834 It's Boobly! 1048 00:53:42,334 --> 00:53:43,709 Oh my God! 1049 00:53:55,126 --> 00:53:57,126 This was my favourite pose! 1050 00:53:57,376 --> 00:54:02,126 Oh, wow... butt in, chest out! Wow! Too hot! 1051 00:54:02,959 --> 00:54:06,584 One second... God, why is my brother always calling me! 1052 00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:08,626 Hello? 1053 00:54:08,709 --> 00:54:09,751 Yeah... 1054 00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:13,167 Yes, I'll take morn tomorrow morning... 1055 00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:15,834 Ya, don't worry... I'll be there. 1056 00:54:16,542 --> 00:54:19,334 See you in a bit. I'll call you... bye. 1057 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,584 So Beavis and Butthead patched up! 1058 00:54:24,084 --> 00:54:27,001 Yeah... Beavis and Butthead patched up for now. 1059 00:54:27,709 --> 00:54:30,542 - Have you got siblings? - Nope. One and only! 1060 00:54:30,751 --> 00:54:33,209 Wow! You're so lucky... 1061 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:35,334 You must've been such a pampered kid. 1062 00:54:35,459 --> 00:54:38,084 I mean, my sweetie pie, my princess... 1063 00:54:38,292 --> 00:54:39,626 That never happened to me. 1064 00:54:41,209 --> 00:54:44,084 You want to be called 'princess' and 'sweetie pie'? 1065 00:54:44,167 --> 00:54:47,584 No, man... I didn't get much attention growing up... 1066 00:54:48,542 --> 00:54:51,959 My parents died when I was 13. So I know what you mean. 1067 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:54,334 Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't mean- 1068 00:54:54,501 --> 00:54:56,501 No, it's okay! It's not like you knew... 1069 00:54:57,334 --> 00:54:58,542 It's okay. 1070 00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,626 I have an offer for you. 1071 00:55:02,917 --> 00:55:04,792 Take my family and give me your bungalow? 1072 00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:07,667 Oh, really! I'll think about it... 1073 00:55:07,751 --> 00:55:10,292 - Princess! - Oh ya, of course! 1074 00:55:15,209 --> 00:55:16,667 - Here you go. 1075 00:55:16,876 --> 00:55:19,167 - Some music? - Ya! Nice pictures... 1076 00:55:19,334 --> 00:55:20,459 Thank you... 1077 00:55:23,792 --> 00:55:25,542 - Listen I don't mean to be inappropriate... 1078 00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:27,084 - but isn't this too big for you? 1079 00:55:27,167 --> 00:55:29,376 - Arjun! - What is this, 48 G?! 1080 00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:31,751 Pervert! It's Bunkoo's! 1081 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:34,542 - Let's meet Bunkoo again, man. - You're sick! You know that, right? 1082 00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:36,209 - Sick! - Jealous? 1083 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:40,209 Of course... that's why I sent her far, far away. 1084 00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:43,667 Man... someone sedate my brother. 1085 00:55:44,292 --> 00:55:47,667 - Why do you fight with him so much? - Why do you ask so many questions? 1086 00:55:47,709 --> 00:55:49,501 That's how you make friends! 1087 00:55:51,209 --> 00:55:53,084 - And you don't give up, huh? - No! 1088 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:54,751 I don't give up. 1089 00:55:55,876 --> 00:55:57,751 Come on, you can tell me. 1090 00:56:03,834 --> 00:56:08,334 So... 5 years ago, I was writing my first novel. 1091 00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:13,292 My brother's first book had failed... and he was struggling with his second. 1092 00:56:15,292 --> 00:56:18,542 When his second book was published, a year later... 1093 00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:22,251 it was a bestseller... did really well... 1094 00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:31,459 The only problem was that... his idea was exactly like mine... 1095 00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:35,001 No... 1096 00:56:35,084 --> 00:56:37,709 Of course the writing style was different... different ending... 1097 00:56:37,792 --> 00:56:42,292 But... subplots, characters... very similar. 1098 00:56:45,417 --> 00:56:47,084 Didn't you ever confront him about it? 1099 00:56:48,292 --> 00:56:51,959 No... everyone would have said I'm jealous of his success, as always. 1100 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:57,042 Besides... Morn said this could destroy our family... so... 1101 00:56:58,709 --> 00:56:59,834 Maybe... 1102 00:57:02,917 --> 00:57:06,542 Just think... if my name had been on that book... 1103 00:57:07,834 --> 00:57:10,209 ...today publishers would be chasing me... 1104 00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:13,751 And my parents wouldn't think I'm such a big loser. 1105 00:57:18,709 --> 00:57:23,667 I have something to cheer you up. 1106 00:57:24,626 --> 00:57:26,834 First close your eyes... come on. 1107 00:57:28,167 --> 00:57:31,626 - What are your intentions? - Just wait. 1108 00:57:35,001 --> 00:57:36,292 Hold on... 1109 00:57:36,876 --> 00:57:38,417 Okay... 1110 00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:42,792 Actually you're right... I do feel better! 1111 00:57:43,167 --> 00:57:45,334 - See! - Thanks! I'll take it home. 1112 00:57:45,501 --> 00:57:46,876 Give it back! 1113 00:57:47,209 --> 00:57:48,959 It's not your size. 1114 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,792 Free tomorrow evening? 1115 00:57:52,751 --> 00:57:53,959 Why? 1116 00:57:56,001 --> 00:57:57,959 Arjun Kapoor's suitcase. 1117 00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:01,459 The lock's broken! 1118 00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:03,751 Morn! Where's Arjun? 1119 00:58:03,917 --> 00:58:05,917 - He went to pick up Wasim! 1120 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:12,209 You can talk to the airline if there's a problem... 1121 00:58:12,917 --> 00:58:14,501 - Hello... 1122 00:58:14,626 --> 00:58:16,251 Nice to see you... 1123 00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:18,501 Welcome! - We are the first ones! 1124 00:58:18,751 --> 00:58:21,126 - Smile! - Cheese! 1125 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:26,626 - Thank you! - Thank you, uncle... take care! 1126 00:58:26,876 --> 00:58:28,667 - Who's an uncle?! - Thank you... 1127 00:58:28,834 --> 00:58:30,959 Who taught you all this?! The ward boy? 1128 00:58:31,042 --> 00:58:34,709 No one! I invented the selfie myself! 1129 00:58:34,917 --> 00:58:35,959 You and your stories... 1130 00:58:36,042 --> 00:58:37,584 What stories?! 1131 00:58:43,917 --> 00:58:45,501 Wow, she's hot! 1132 00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:47,792 She was my flatmate last year. 1133 00:58:48,417 --> 00:58:50,209 - You live with a chick? - Ya! 1134 00:58:50,417 --> 00:58:52,292 I live with Boobly. 1135 00:58:52,584 --> 00:58:54,959 Can I borrow Rahul for a minute? 1136 00:58:55,084 --> 00:58:56,917 - Come with me... - Excuse me. 1137 00:58:57,376 --> 00:58:59,209 - There's someone I want you to meet... - Who? 1138 00:58:59,292 --> 00:59:00,334 Just come! 1139 00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:01,501 - Morn. 1140 00:59:02,334 --> 00:59:03,751 - I'll hang myself if... - Preet! 1141 00:59:03,834 --> 00:59:06,959 Hi! I want you to meet my son, Rahul. 1142 00:59:07,042 --> 00:59:07,834 Hi... 1143 00:59:07,917 --> 00:59:10,834 Preet's family owns the King's Craig estate now. 1144 00:59:11,001 --> 00:59:12,292 - Really! - Yes! 1145 00:59:12,376 --> 00:59:13,501 Hi, Preet... I'm Rahul. 1146 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,251 Look at those kids! Excuse me. 1147 00:59:15,792 --> 00:59:17,251 What the hell are you doing?! 1148 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:20,001 I like your shoes! 1149 00:59:20,459 --> 00:59:22,251 Orange is my favourite colour! 1150 00:59:22,501 --> 00:59:23,626 Is it?! 1151 00:59:24,126 --> 00:59:26,126 - They're actually tangerine. - Oh. 1152 00:59:27,001 --> 00:59:28,084 Nice... 1153 00:59:29,042 --> 00:59:31,209 So... what do you do? 1154 00:59:31,292 --> 00:59:33,626 I work for a tea company. 1155 00:59:33,876 --> 00:59:34,626 Boobly! 1156 00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,376 - Hi, what's up? - How are you? 1157 00:59:36,542 --> 00:59:37,834 Thanks for coming. 1158 00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:41,209 You're welcome! 1159 00:59:41,292 --> 00:59:42,376 - Hey! 1160 00:59:42,876 --> 00:59:44,042 Hi, Arjun! 1161 00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:46,084 Hey, hi! 1162 00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:48,209 - What's up? 1163 00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:50,751 We have organic green teas... 1164 00:59:50,834 --> 00:59:55,251 Black teas, white teas, silver tips... and Oolong! 1165 00:59:55,334 --> 00:59:56,751 Have you tried it? 1166 00:59:57,042 --> 00:59:59,251 No, I'm an alcoholic... so just alcohol for me. 1167 00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:00,292 I'm just kidding. 1168 01:00:00,376 --> 01:00:02,501 I'll go get myself a beer. Want one? 1169 01:00:02,584 --> 01:00:03,292 No... 1170 01:00:03,376 --> 01:00:04,376 - Be right back. - Okay! 1171 01:00:04,459 --> 01:00:05,959 Wow! Thank you! 1172 01:00:06,042 --> 01:00:07,792 - Did you do all of this? - Yes! 1173 01:00:08,042 --> 01:00:11,001 If not a writer, then at least a balloon man. 1174 01:00:11,126 --> 01:00:12,542 - Shut up! - Save me, man. 1175 01:00:12,626 --> 01:00:14,459 Mom's stuck me with some tea lady! 1176 01:00:14,542 --> 01:00:16,001 Woah, let me see! 1177 01:00:16,709 --> 01:00:17,501 Hi! 1178 01:00:17,584 --> 01:00:18,667 Hi... 1179 01:00:18,751 --> 01:00:19,834 What are you doing here? 1180 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:21,501 I'm here for his Dadu's birthday! 1181 01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:22,709 How do you know her? 1182 01:00:22,834 --> 01:00:24,584 We're friends... Wait. 1183 01:00:24,834 --> 01:00:26,376 How do you know each other? 1184 01:00:27,251 --> 01:00:30,126 I'm thinking of leasing her house for the Artist Retreat. 1185 01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:31,251 My house! 1186 01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:32,292 Oh! 1187 01:00:33,501 --> 01:00:34,334 Okay- 1188 01:00:34,501 --> 01:00:36,167 I didn't know you'll were friends! 1189 01:00:36,376 --> 01:00:38,001 He's my older brother. 1190 01:00:38,251 --> 01:00:39,292 Butthead?! 1191 01:00:39,376 --> 01:00:40,959 - Rahul! 1192 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:44,459 - Same thing. - Yeah... no... never mind. 1193 01:00:44,751 --> 01:00:47,126 - Small world! - Yeah, small world, after all... 1194 01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:48,667 Really... 1195 01:00:50,709 --> 01:00:52,667 - Will you have something? - Of course! 1196 01:00:53,001 --> 01:00:54,209 I don't mind a drink... 1197 01:00:54,292 --> 01:00:55,626 - Beer? - Ya... sure. 1198 01:00:55,709 --> 01:00:58,126 - What about you? - No... thanks. 1199 01:01:03,251 --> 01:01:05,876 Listen, I'm really sorry about the other day... 1200 01:01:06,001 --> 01:01:08,042 - It's okay... - I'm really embarrassed. 1201 01:01:08,209 --> 01:01:09,376 Apology balloons? 1202 01:01:09,459 --> 01:01:11,667 Yes! For you! Please! 1203 01:01:11,792 --> 01:01:14,042 Thanks... It's okay, I was pretty drunk, too. 1204 01:01:14,209 --> 01:01:17,626 Yeah! I think they put something in those memos. 1205 01:01:17,709 --> 01:01:18,584 Food? 1206 01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:20,334 Nah, my stomach's off... 1207 01:01:22,584 --> 01:01:24,126 Something's burning... 1208 01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:25,917 Careful, Dharmendra! 1209 01:01:26,876 --> 01:01:28,251 It's your butt, buddy! 1210 01:01:28,959 --> 01:01:30,042 Hemorrhoids! 1211 01:01:30,417 --> 01:01:31,626 Dadu's here... 1212 01:01:32,626 --> 01:01:33,876 Uncle, Dadu's here. 1213 01:01:34,084 --> 01:01:35,292 Guys, Dadu's here. 1214 01:01:35,376 --> 01:01:38,084 - Is the gift ready? - Yeah, I'll get it. 1215 01:01:38,876 --> 01:01:40,626 Guys! Dadu's here... come! 1216 01:01:40,709 --> 01:01:42,001 Wasim! 1217 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:07,167 Hurry up, old man... 1218 01:04:08,709 --> 01:04:11,417 Dadu, this is my friend...Tia. 1219 01:04:11,501 --> 01:04:13,542 - Happy birthday, Dadu! - Thank you... 1220 01:04:13,626 --> 01:04:16,667 I have a confession.. You're so cute, I can't take my eyes off you. 1221 01:04:16,751 --> 01:04:18,376 Really... 1222 01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:20,417 She's hitting on me... 1223 01:04:21,334 --> 01:04:23,001 Girls today, I tell you... 1224 01:04:23,084 --> 01:04:25,459 Will you go on a date to Hawaii with me? 1225 01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:26,751 Hawaii?! Of course! 1226 01:04:26,917 --> 01:04:28,959 Come on, play your turn! 1227 01:04:29,042 --> 01:04:31,667 Alright, fine... 1228 01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:33,584 Look! 1229 01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:37,501 Wow, Dadu! Great hand! 1230 01:04:38,417 --> 01:04:39,792 Sorry, we pack. 1231 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,417 Pack! 1232 01:04:42,876 --> 01:04:43,959 Damnit 1233 01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:45,334 I'm so sorry! 1234 01:04:45,459 --> 01:04:46,917 So then, I win... 1235 01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:50,042 You come here! You're my lucky charm! 1236 01:04:50,126 --> 01:04:52,001 Dharmu! Get her a chair! 1237 01:04:52,084 --> 01:04:53,834 - Come sit! - Okay... 1238 01:04:53,917 --> 01:04:56,084 Arjun, you come here. You're my lucky charm! 1239 01:04:56,167 --> 01:04:59,001 Yes, Mr. Choksi... I'll just go to the loo and come. 1240 01:04:59,084 --> 01:05:00,292 Okay! 1241 01:05:00,792 --> 01:05:01,876 Come on! 1242 01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:04,209 Arjun... Did you invite her? 1243 01:05:04,292 --> 01:05:05,167 Who her? 1244 01:05:05,251 --> 01:05:07,001 Anu Aunty, man! 1245 01:05:07,417 --> 01:05:09,001 He's always drunk! 1246 01:05:10,251 --> 01:05:11,501 I didn't invite her... 1247 01:05:11,584 --> 01:05:13,542 Lowest card wins! 1248 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:22,917 Dad the party's screwed now! 1249 01:05:23,376 --> 01:05:26,459 I called all my old bank colleagues! 1250 01:05:26,542 --> 01:05:28,376 It would be strange to not call her! 1251 01:05:28,501 --> 01:05:30,501 And you know when Dadu was sick... 1252 01:05:30,626 --> 01:05:32,626 - Can you'll please taste this soup? 1253 01:05:32,959 --> 01:05:34,292 Is the salt okay? 1254 01:05:35,209 --> 01:05:38,001 - Something wrong? - No, no... nothing. 1255 01:05:39,167 --> 01:05:40,417 Needs more salt... 1256 01:05:40,584 --> 01:05:42,084 Okay, why are you making such a face?! 1257 01:05:42,251 --> 01:05:44,209 I just have to use the loo... 1258 01:05:44,334 --> 01:05:45,334 So go! 1259 01:05:45,417 --> 01:05:46,917 Taste it, please? 1260 01:05:48,584 --> 01:05:50,667 - Hello! How are you? - Hi, Anu Aunty! 1261 01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:52,709 - Just needs a little salt, Morn... 1262 01:05:52,792 --> 01:05:53,709 Ummm... Hi! 1263 01:05:54,542 --> 01:05:56,209 Dadu's outside, let's go meet him? 1264 01:05:56,292 --> 01:05:58,251 I thought I'll meet you first. 1265 01:05:58,334 --> 01:05:59,459 Really... 1266 01:06:00,084 --> 01:06:01,751 - Hello! - Hi, Anu Aunty... 1267 01:06:01,876 --> 01:06:04,626 - Hi, Harsh! - Hi... Hi, Anu... 1268 01:06:05,251 --> 01:06:07,292 Here! Your favourite caramel cookies! 1269 01:06:07,376 --> 01:06:08,584 Oh ya! Thank you! 1270 01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:11,084 When you were a kid you used to always come to me... 1271 01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:13,376 and ask me for "just one more"! 1272 01:06:13,584 --> 01:06:14,876 Really! 1273 01:06:15,876 --> 01:06:18,042 - I'm so happy to see you after so long. 1274 01:06:18,209 --> 01:06:19,959 Look at you now! Handsome! 1275 01:06:20,001 --> 01:06:22,167 - Who invited her? 1276 01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:23,959 Dadu's right there... 1277 01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,376 - Hi, Sunita! 1278 01:06:25,751 --> 01:06:26,834 You look nice! 1279 01:06:26,917 --> 01:06:27,667 I need some ice... 1280 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:29,876 - I'll get it! - Get her out of my house. 1281 01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,334 - Please, Harsh! - She's a guest... 1282 01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:34,167 - Guest, my bloody foot! - Morn, please... 1283 01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:36,251 - Sunita... - Anu, one sec. 1284 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:39,834 I raise you 10! 1285 01:06:41,542 --> 01:06:42,751 Aye! 1286 01:06:42,834 --> 01:06:44,042 - This is cheating! 1287 01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,667 Like I would cheat on my birthday! 1288 01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:50,876 Please! You're so old now, you're relying on a child for help! 1289 01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:52,667 One second! Choksi uncle! 1290 01:06:52,751 --> 01:06:54,584 I'm taking my 30 bucks back. 1291 01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:57,251 Calm down, everybody! 1292 01:06:57,459 --> 01:06:59,001 One second, everybody! 1293 01:06:59,209 --> 01:07:02,001 - I'm really sorry... - I don't want to upset anybody... 1294 01:07:02,209 --> 01:07:04,209 I'm sorry... I shouldn't have come. 1295 01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:06,126 I'm so sorry... Come with me. 1296 01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:07,376 Anu... 1297 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:10,126 What's he saying sorry for?! 1298 01:07:10,292 --> 01:07:12,626 Are you done? Happy now? 1299 01:07:12,751 --> 01:07:13,959 Is this how we treat friends?! 1300 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:15,876 Stuffing your face with cake has made you so fat! 1301 01:07:16,042 --> 01:07:17,792 - How dare you call me fat! 1302 01:07:17,959 --> 01:07:20,209 I hope you fall in a ditch! 1303 01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:21,751 Come here, Boobly! 1304 01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:24,917 Do something! 1305 01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:28,292 You come to my house and call me a cheat! 1306 01:07:28,501 --> 01:07:30,001 How many such friends do you have? 1307 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:31,667 Just tell me all at once. 1308 01:07:31,792 --> 01:07:33,709 You're a lunatic. You belong in an asylum. 1309 01:07:33,792 --> 01:07:35,167 - Dad... - Good plan! 1310 01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:36,667 Just get me out of the way! 1311 01:07:36,751 --> 01:07:38,251 I'm going to break this goddamn thing! 1312 01:07:38,334 --> 01:07:39,834 - Dad! 1313 01:07:40,126 --> 01:07:41,834 I'll give you a slap! 1314 01:07:42,376 --> 01:07:44,709 Boobly, are you mad?! Put Uncle down! 1315 01:07:45,084 --> 01:07:47,709 - Don't put him down! 1316 01:07:48,626 --> 01:07:50,251 - Dad! - Ma, please! 1317 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,167 - I'd like to see what you can do! - Dad, calm down! 1318 01:07:54,792 --> 01:07:58,334 - Put him down! - Is he nuts?! 1319 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:00,959 Put him down, you bloody lunatic! 1320 01:08:01,167 --> 01:08:03,209 ' Dad! 1321 01:08:03,376 --> 01:08:06,084 I'll break your limbs if you do that again! 1322 01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:07,959 How dare he bring her here! 1323 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,001 How dare Harsh do that! 1324 01:08:10,251 --> 01:08:11,501 Yeah, Ma... 1325 01:08:11,584 --> 01:08:14,709 - He humiliated in front of the world! - Morn, you're absolutely right... 1326 01:08:14,876 --> 01:08:17,209 I still have to go to the loo. Just wait here 2 seconds... 1327 01:08:17,292 --> 01:08:19,334 Please don't move! 1328 01:08:24,792 --> 01:08:27,334 - Choksi Uncle, I apologise... 1329 01:08:27,501 --> 01:08:29,042 Uncle, wait... 1330 01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:31,376 Look here, donkey! 1331 01:08:32,501 --> 01:08:34,126 Cookies, it seems... 1332 01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:36,417 - Dadu... - Fogie, look here! 1333 01:08:38,001 --> 01:08:39,126 - Dadu, stop! 1334 01:08:39,209 --> 01:08:41,417 She forgot her goddamn cookies! 1335 01:08:52,001 --> 01:08:53,667 What a great party, huh? 1336 01:08:54,584 --> 01:08:56,126 Having fun? 1337 01:08:57,334 --> 01:09:00,251 It's over! Go home! 1338 01:09:03,001 --> 01:09:04,792 I'm serious! Go home! 1339 01:09:22,084 --> 01:09:23,792 Where were you? 1340 01:09:25,334 --> 01:09:26,876 Do you have any sense at all? 1341 01:09:26,959 --> 01:09:29,042 Couldn't you sit with mum for 5 minutes? 1342 01:10:03,334 --> 01:10:04,876 I don't know about Dadu... 1343 01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:07,584 but everyone else sure was surprised. 1344 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:08,459 Yeah! 1345 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,792 Do you think Dad and Anu Aunty...? 1346 01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:12,334 No, man... 1347 01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:14,917 Dad's a lot of things but he's not a cheater. 1348 01:10:15,001 --> 01:10:16,792 Morn just overreacts... 1349 01:10:17,376 --> 01:10:18,501 Morn and overreaction?! 1350 01:10:18,626 --> 01:10:22,709 Shut up... How's your novel coming along? 1351 01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:24,376 Have you got a publisher? 1352 01:10:24,459 --> 01:10:26,792 No, man... Same old crap... 1353 01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:28,292 What crap? 1354 01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:32,167 Everyone wants a happy ending... 1355 01:10:33,376 --> 01:10:34,417 And your story? 1356 01:10:34,917 --> 01:10:35,792 It's real. 1357 01:10:37,376 --> 01:10:40,167 And real life never guarantees a happy ending... 1358 01:10:42,667 --> 01:10:44,709 Isn't that why we look for it in stories? 1359 01:10:54,626 --> 01:10:58,042 Sometimes I wish I had finished college... 1360 01:10:58,251 --> 01:11:00,626 Or completed the photography course... 1361 01:11:00,876 --> 01:11:05,084 Maybe I wouldn't be as successful as you, but at least I'd have a back up. 1362 01:11:06,751 --> 01:11:08,126 Don't be so stressed... 1363 01:11:08,626 --> 01:11:10,751 Easy for you to say... 1364 01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:14,334 You're a successful novelist... an entrepreneur... 1365 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:20,626 ...and what am I ? I'm just a part-time bartender struggling to be a writer. 1366 01:11:20,959 --> 01:11:22,667 What's wrong with that? 1367 01:11:23,209 --> 01:11:25,834 Every struggler works part-time... I've done it! 1368 01:11:26,292 --> 01:11:28,042 Yeah, but for how long?! 1369 01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:34,292 As a kid, I used to wonder what you had that I didn't... 1370 01:11:35,459 --> 01:11:39,042 It took me all these years to realise that this is who I am... 1371 01:11:39,709 --> 01:11:41,626 I'm second best... 1372 01:11:42,959 --> 01:11:44,626 I'm just a runner up. 1373 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,417 Listen... 1374 01:11:54,667 --> 01:11:56,251 if you're comfortable with it... 1375 01:11:56,459 --> 01:11:58,417 I can talk to an agent for you. 1376 01:11:58,876 --> 01:12:00,876 I could even read your novel... give you feedback. 1377 01:12:01,209 --> 01:12:02,417 If you're okay with it. 1378 01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:07,501 I haven't carried a copy with me... 1379 01:12:08,834 --> 01:12:12,542 Well, okay... But if you ever need help... just ask. 1380 01:12:13,501 --> 01:12:14,209 Ya! 1381 01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:16,209 Or else you could give it to Morn... 1382 01:12:16,584 --> 01:12:19,042 Her feedback is surprisingly great. 1383 01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:21,167 Really... 1384 01:12:23,501 --> 01:12:24,751 Tell me something... 1385 01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,542 What do you think of Tia? 1386 01:12:28,167 --> 01:12:29,209 Tia... 1387 01:12:29,501 --> 01:12:33,459 Dude, she is so hot! I'm going for it. 1388 01:12:34,501 --> 01:12:35,876 Really? 1389 01:12:37,751 --> 01:12:39,501 Look at your face! 1390 01:12:39,584 --> 01:12:42,542 I have no interest in her. Relax. You make your move... 1391 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,501 I'm very happy in my relationship. 1392 01:12:44,917 --> 01:12:46,542 Ah... video chat! 1393 01:12:47,251 --> 01:12:48,709 She's hot or what? 1394 01:12:49,751 --> 01:12:50,626 She's good. 1395 01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:53,376 Dude, but you can't even drive... 1396 01:12:53,459 --> 01:12:54,834 I can please her in other ways! 1397 01:12:54,917 --> 01:12:56,126 - Really! - Want me to teach you? 1398 01:12:56,251 --> 01:12:57,459 Yeah, right. 1399 01:12:58,334 --> 01:12:59,834 Actually, today let me teach you. 1400 01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:01,542 Catch! 1401 01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:04,501 - Accelerate, man... 1402 01:13:04,751 --> 01:13:06,459 - The bloody music is distracting me! 1403 01:13:06,584 --> 01:13:08,251 - Careful, careful, careful! 1404 01:13:08,542 --> 01:13:09,584 - Sorry, bro! 1405 01:13:09,751 --> 01:13:11,209 You almost killed him! 1406 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:12,584 You drive then, Schumacher! 1407 01:13:12,709 --> 01:13:15,417 Shut this guy up, man! Why is he honking at me! 1408 01:13:15,501 --> 01:13:16,667 Chill, man! 1409 01:13:17,209 --> 01:13:18,417 Geishu! Attack! 1410 01:13:19,751 --> 01:13:21,542 Are you in labour or what?! 1411 01:13:21,626 --> 01:13:23,626 Okay, I have an idea... 1412 01:13:23,876 --> 01:13:25,209 - Something I saw on the internet... 1413 01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:26,709 Drive on the side... 1414 01:13:26,959 --> 01:13:28,709 - What are you planning? - Just wait... 1415 01:13:29,751 --> 01:13:32,667 - What are you doing, man? - You drive like an old lady! 1416 01:13:32,917 --> 01:13:33,876 Hi! 1417 01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:37,292 Take that! 1418 01:13:40,334 --> 01:13:42,876 - Arjun! Arjun! What do I do?! - Brake !! Brake!! Brake!! 1419 01:13:47,584 --> 01:13:48,417 Geishu! 1420 01:13:51,001 --> 01:13:51,917 Uh oh... 1421 01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:53,376 Oh, man... 1422 01:13:59,792 --> 01:14:00,959 What do we do? 1423 01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:08,292 There's a hammer in the garage... 1424 01:14:08,751 --> 01:14:10,501 Break everything in the house... 1425 01:14:11,501 --> 01:14:12,959 TV, fridge, AC... why not? 1426 01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:16,542 Dad, it's not his fault, it's mine... I was driving. 1427 01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:26,251 What an embarrassing scolding! 1428 01:14:26,584 --> 01:14:28,042 He didn't even call you an idiot or a jackass! 1429 01:14:28,126 --> 01:14:29,334 Come on! 1430 01:14:30,626 --> 01:14:32,251 - Rahul! Arjun! 1431 01:14:32,626 --> 01:14:34,542 Dadu's called everyone inside. 1432 01:14:35,126 --> 01:14:36,876 Let's go, step child. 1433 01:14:43,126 --> 01:14:45,334 This cake tastes like poop! 1434 01:14:46,459 --> 01:14:47,792 You've tasted poop, Dadu? 1435 01:14:47,959 --> 01:14:49,501 Shut up, you fool! 1436 01:14:49,584 --> 01:14:52,042 It's sugar free because of your diabetes. 1437 01:14:53,459 --> 01:14:58,501 I would rather die eating sugar than relive that party. 1438 01:15:00,292 --> 01:15:05,334 So... Is anyone going to apologise for yesterday? 1439 01:15:10,334 --> 01:15:11,959 Okay, I'll start... 1440 01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:18,292 I'm sorry for calling that idiot Choksi a shithead. 1441 01:15:19,417 --> 01:15:23,834 By the way... who invited Choksi? 1442 01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:29,709 I'm sorry, Dadu... 1443 01:15:31,792 --> 01:15:34,292 And... who invited Anu? 1444 01:15:39,667 --> 01:15:41,334 That was me, again... 1445 01:15:41,876 --> 01:15:44,959 I just thought I'd invite some of Dad's colleagues... 1446 01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:47,459 Sorry... 1447 01:15:50,209 --> 01:15:51,917 Alright then, that's settled. 1448 01:15:52,167 --> 01:15:53,459 Can I have that? 1449 01:15:53,709 --> 01:15:56,376 - What are you doing? - My toy... My wish. 1450 01:15:56,501 --> 01:15:57,626 Go stand there. 1451 01:15:58,001 --> 01:16:00,001 - I want to take a picture... - Come on, Dad... 1452 01:16:00,167 --> 01:16:01,917 - Okay guys, gather around. 1453 01:16:03,459 --> 01:16:05,417 Smile, smile, smile... 1454 01:16:05,584 --> 01:16:06,584 Smile... 1455 01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:11,417 I wish Shashi and family were here... 1456 01:16:11,584 --> 01:16:14,917 - I would have my happy family photo. - He's coming tonight. 1457 01:16:15,001 --> 01:16:16,542 And you can have your family photo! 1458 01:16:16,626 --> 01:16:19,584 We must click the photograph soon... 1459 01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:22,626 ...or else I might be the one cut out of it! 1460 01:16:22,876 --> 01:16:25,501 Dad, why must you always talk about dying? 1461 01:16:25,792 --> 01:16:32,251 Speaking of death... Rahul, have you booked my burial spot? 1462 01:16:32,376 --> 01:16:33,167 - What?! - Dadu... I... 1463 01:16:33,376 --> 01:16:34,376 What's this new nonsense? 1464 01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:37,917 Dadu said he wants to be buried... I thought it was a joke... 1465 01:16:38,042 --> 01:16:39,584 Dad, they won't allow it! 1466 01:16:39,667 --> 01:16:41,542 People can't just change their religion! 1467 01:16:41,667 --> 01:16:45,501 Whether you're a man or tomato... once you're dead, you're dead. 1468 01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:49,251 - Arjun! - Yes? 1469 01:16:49,542 --> 01:16:52,376 Go book my burial spot... 1470 01:16:52,751 --> 01:16:54,001 Umm... Dad? 1471 01:16:54,459 --> 01:16:55,251 Dad! 1472 01:16:55,334 --> 01:16:59,542 What, Dad-Dad?! I'm dying, not him! 1473 01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:02,084 I never know what's going on in this house... 1474 01:17:06,501 --> 01:17:07,876 - Where are we going? 1475 01:17:08,126 --> 01:17:10,417 - On a date. - Ohh... Hawaii! 1476 01:17:11,334 --> 01:17:13,126 Nah... even better! 1477 01:17:13,417 --> 01:17:14,209 Really! 1478 01:17:14,292 --> 01:17:15,792 Really. You'll see! 1479 01:17:29,751 --> 01:17:32,251 What would your tombstone read? 1480 01:17:34,667 --> 01:17:35,834 Tia Mallik... 1481 01:17:36,834 --> 01:17:38,834 Struck down by Boobly's love... 1482 01:17:39,334 --> 01:17:40,626 For eternity. 1483 01:17:40,792 --> 01:17:42,126 So romantic... 1484 01:17:42,376 --> 01:17:44,292 I can make my pecs dance like Boobly. 1485 01:17:44,917 --> 01:17:46,126 Let's see! 1486 01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:47,751 Hang on... 1487 01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:52,376 - Nothing's happening! - It's inside the t-shirt! 1488 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:53,792 Show me, then! 1489 01:17:55,959 --> 01:17:57,751 There's no one like Boobly! 1490 01:18:09,001 --> 01:18:11,376 - I don't know Rahul that well... 1491 01:18:12,334 --> 01:18:13,584 but... 1492 01:18:14,209 --> 01:18:18,459 Maybe the similarities between your novels really was co-incidence? 1493 01:18:22,584 --> 01:18:23,792 Maybe. 1494 01:18:26,584 --> 01:18:29,292 You're really defending him... What's up? 1495 01:18:31,126 --> 01:18:32,417 Nothing at all... 1496 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,917 Really... you can tell me! 1497 01:18:43,584 --> 01:18:45,167 I got you something! 1498 01:18:46,126 --> 01:18:47,209 Really? 1499 01:18:47,292 --> 01:18:48,209 What? 1500 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:51,459 What are you doing?! 1501 01:18:51,542 --> 01:18:52,459 Tia... 1502 01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:53,251 Arjun? 1503 01:18:53,334 --> 01:18:54,792 Will you... 1504 01:18:56,917 --> 01:18:58,209 have some sweet cigarettes? 1505 01:18:58,292 --> 01:19:00,834 Oh my God! Are you serious?! 1506 01:19:01,042 --> 01:19:02,876 How can I say no? 1507 01:19:03,542 --> 01:19:04,251 Light? 1508 01:19:04,334 --> 01:19:05,667 Oh! Yes, ma'am! 1509 01:19:07,584 --> 01:19:08,792 Thank you. 1510 01:19:51,876 --> 01:19:53,917 Listen, I'm sorry about yesterday... 1511 01:19:54,459 --> 01:19:55,751 About Choksi Uncle and Dadu... 1512 01:19:55,876 --> 01:19:57,334 Are you crazy?! I'm sorry! 1513 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,626 My family doesn't usually behave like that... 1514 01:20:00,792 --> 01:20:01,751 Correction... 1515 01:20:02,292 --> 01:20:04,376 they don't behave like that in public. 1516 01:20:05,751 --> 01:20:07,834 You should be happy you have a family... 1517 01:20:12,209 --> 01:20:14,626 You really miss your family, don't you? 1518 01:20:22,376 --> 01:20:23,292 So! 1519 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:26,001 What would your tombstone say? 1520 01:20:26,709 --> 01:20:28,876 Let's see... Arjun Kapoor... 1521 01:20:29,709 --> 01:20:31,917 from 1985 tom'? 1522 01:20:32,251 --> 01:20:33,876 2050, at least! 1523 01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:35,959 Okay, 2050 at least. 1524 01:20:36,876 --> 01:20:38,459 Right... Okay... 1525 01:20:41,542 --> 01:20:43,042 'These are my last few words...' 1526 01:20:44,001 --> 01:20:45,667 'Remember my story... If you can.' 1527 01:20:52,834 --> 01:20:54,292 That's damn impressive! 1528 01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:55,959 You like it? 1529 01:20:57,209 --> 01:20:59,876 I mean... Oh, look at me, I'm a writer... 1530 01:21:00,376 --> 01:21:01,417 Yeah... 1531 01:21:01,876 --> 01:21:03,292 Just a little... Thank you. 1532 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:13,251 - Thanks for these. - You're welcome... 1533 01:21:13,709 --> 01:21:15,209 How much longer are you here? 1534 01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:17,584 2 days... and you? 1535 01:21:18,584 --> 01:21:19,584 4 days... 1536 01:21:19,751 --> 01:21:20,584 Oh. 1537 01:21:26,709 --> 01:21:31,251 Okay, listen... this may sound a bit crazy... but... 1538 01:21:33,376 --> 01:21:35,251 When we're together... 1539 01:21:36,126 --> 01:21:38,292 I don't know... It feels like... 1540 01:21:39,251 --> 01:21:40,709 It just... Something just... 1541 01:21:42,251 --> 01:21:43,376 - Fits? - Yeah... 1542 01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:45,209 Does it feel like that to you? 1543 01:21:45,751 --> 01:21:46,626 Yeah. 1544 01:21:48,292 --> 01:21:49,626 Stay back a few days? 1545 01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:55,251 If not for me, then for Bunkoo? 1546 01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:56,834 Bunkoo... 1547 01:21:57,167 --> 01:22:01,126 For Bunkoo... I'm convinced. Yes! 1548 01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:03,292 Why few days... at least 10! 1549 01:22:06,292 --> 01:22:07,959 I had a great day... 1550 01:22:08,167 --> 01:22:09,417 Me too. 1551 01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:11,709 Okay, bye! 1552 01:22:15,876 --> 01:22:17,334 - Bye... - Bye... 1553 01:22:19,001 --> 01:22:20,001 Bye... 1554 01:22:24,917 --> 01:22:26,251 I was in a graveyard. 1555 01:22:28,292 --> 01:22:29,542 On a date... 1556 01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:35,501 With Arjun... 1557 01:22:36,042 --> 01:22:36,917 Yeah... 1558 01:22:40,042 --> 01:22:41,501 I really like him. 1559 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:47,251 I wish I hadn't made such a mess by kissing his brother! 1560 01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:55,501 - Arjun, where are the car keys? 1561 01:22:56,584 --> 01:22:58,667 - Arjun! Where is he?! 1562 01:23:05,167 --> 01:23:06,042 - Arjun? 1563 01:23:22,501 --> 01:23:23,626 What's up? 1564 01:23:24,334 --> 01:23:27,251 Nothing! Mom's phone is here... 1565 01:23:27,417 --> 01:23:29,084 She asked for it... 1566 01:23:29,667 --> 01:23:31,167 - Thanks. - Yeah. 1567 01:23:32,876 --> 01:23:36,251 - Arjun! Rahul! Look who's here! It's Shashi Uncle! 1568 01:23:36,584 --> 01:23:38,667 Sorry Dadu, we missed your birthday... 1569 01:23:40,292 --> 01:23:42,917 And finally!! Uncle! Aunty! 1570 01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:45,042 Hi! How are you? 1571 01:23:45,251 --> 01:23:47,376 - Hi Aunty, looking nice! - How was the cruise? 1572 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,501 Hey Rahul! 1573 01:23:52,251 --> 01:23:54,959 Look how excited Dadu is with his wheelchair! 1574 01:23:55,126 --> 01:23:57,334 - Don't worry about it, we've booked a room at Elgon Hotel. 1575 01:23:57,584 --> 01:23:59,042 He says he's going to a hotel! 1576 01:23:59,209 --> 01:24:03,251 You're home now, idiot... You're staying here! 1577 01:24:04,001 --> 01:24:07,792 Listen now! I want to take a picture of the whole family tomorrow. 1578 01:24:07,959 --> 01:24:09,251 - I want to put it up. 1579 01:24:09,334 --> 01:24:12,251 You know that duffer friend of yours... 1580 01:24:12,334 --> 01:24:14,417 The photographer? I'll call him! 1581 01:24:14,667 --> 01:24:16,126 - Dharmendra, take the bags in now! 1582 01:24:16,501 --> 01:24:18,251 Take these bags into the room. 1583 01:24:19,626 --> 01:24:21,792 Come on, let's all have dinner. 1584 01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:26,376 - Sunita, look what I found! - What? 1585 01:24:26,459 --> 01:24:28,334 Gorgeous pictures! 1586 01:24:28,626 --> 01:24:30,459 That's from our honeymoon... 1587 01:24:30,667 --> 01:24:33,334 Some wine for the hardworking ladies! 1588 01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:34,834 Thank you! 1589 01:24:35,126 --> 01:24:38,001 Wow! Please teach her something... 1590 01:24:38,084 --> 01:24:40,251 Shut up! Just go! 1591 01:24:40,292 --> 01:24:43,376 Sunita, ask Timmy to e-mail me some recipes. 1592 01:24:43,584 --> 01:24:45,334 Sharic just loves this stuff! 1593 01:24:45,459 --> 01:24:47,292 Of course, she'll e-mail you tomorrow itself! 1594 01:24:47,417 --> 01:24:50,334 Sunita! This custard is delicious! 1595 01:24:51,292 --> 01:24:53,209 - Rahul, you ass! 1596 01:24:53,376 --> 01:24:54,626 Let me have a little! 1597 01:24:54,751 --> 01:24:55,542 - Dad... 1598 01:24:55,626 --> 01:24:57,167 Dad! You're not allowed! Doctors' instructions! 1599 01:24:57,251 --> 01:24:58,292 Just one! 1600 01:24:58,376 --> 01:25:00,876 Sunita, you look like a Bollywood actress! 1601 01:25:00,959 --> 01:25:02,042 Let me see! 1602 01:25:03,542 --> 01:25:04,834 Wow! Seriously! 1603 01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:07,167 - She really does! 1604 01:25:08,501 --> 01:25:09,584 Wow... 1605 01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:12,251 Please, Sharic... I was way better looking than you! 1606 01:25:12,334 --> 01:25:14,792 Girls used to line up here for Shashi and me! 1607 01:25:14,876 --> 01:25:15,792 Of course! 1608 01:25:15,959 --> 01:25:17,876 - Rubbish, Dad... - Hang on! 1609 01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:20,417 They used to line up for me. 1610 01:25:21,042 --> 01:25:23,126 - Absolutely right! - Correct, Dadu! 1611 01:25:23,209 --> 01:25:25,084 - And what was Grandma doing? - She was long gone! 1612 01:25:25,251 --> 01:25:27,667 Whatever it is! I miss those days... 1613 01:25:27,876 --> 01:25:30,167 I wouldn't give those memories up for a million dollars... 1614 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:31,501 Oh, Uncle... 1615 01:25:31,584 --> 01:25:33,417 Please! You'd eat poop for a million dollars! 1616 01:25:33,584 --> 01:25:34,626 - Yuck! - Dad! 1617 01:25:36,042 --> 01:25:38,084 You'll would all eat poop for 10 million dollars! 1618 01:25:38,251 --> 01:25:40,209 Sharic would eat poop for 50 bucks! 1619 01:25:41,584 --> 01:25:42,501 - So Sharic... 1620 01:25:43,209 --> 01:25:45,042 ls the guitar just for girls or... 1621 01:25:45,126 --> 01:25:47,334 - No, no! I play! - Play some Mehmood! 1622 01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:49,751 - Justin Bieber, bro! - No Justin Bieber! 1623 01:25:49,917 --> 01:25:51,251 Play something vintage! 1624 01:25:51,959 --> 01:25:54,251 Rahul also sings! Rahul, come on, sing! 1625 01:25:54,501 --> 01:25:57,167 Please, please! Come on, Rahul! 1626 01:25:57,251 --> 01:25:59,084 - Sing what... - Your Dad's favourite! 1627 01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:00,876 The one he sang at his wedding! Remember? 1628 01:26:00,959 --> 01:26:02,251 Me?! No way... 1629 01:26:02,542 --> 01:26:04,334 "The way you look tonight!" 1630 01:26:05,501 --> 01:26:07,417 In the voice of Lata Mangeshkar... Rahul! 1631 01:26:07,501 --> 01:26:08,626 Let’s go! 1632 01:26:09,126 --> 01:26:11,251 1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3... 1633 01:27:07,792 --> 01:27:08,626 - WOW, Dad! 1634 01:27:38,584 --> 01:27:40,042 - Well done, Rahul- - Kapoor! 1635 01:27:40,501 --> 01:27:41,334 - Wonderfully done! 1636 01:27:41,542 --> 01:27:44,084 Goodnight, my little princess! 1637 01:27:44,209 --> 01:27:46,667 You smell like Geishu! 1638 01:27:53,626 --> 01:27:55,001 Goodnight. 1639 01:27:56,251 --> 01:27:57,376 Goodnight. 1640 01:28:00,876 --> 01:28:03,251 I haven't seen you this happy in a long time... It suits you. 1641 01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:08,376 Goodnight! 1642 01:28:13,251 --> 01:28:15,584 Dadu... Aunty got this for Morn! 1643 01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:18,959 Shut up and tell me how long I have to keep this on! 1644 01:28:22,001 --> 01:28:23,501 15 minutes... 1645 01:28:24,376 --> 01:28:25,292 15 minutes? 1646 01:28:26,376 --> 01:28:28,292 Okay, switch off the lights. 1647 01:28:29,084 --> 01:28:29,917 Why?! 1648 01:28:30,001 --> 01:28:32,292 Because I said so! 1649 01:28:34,792 --> 01:28:37,459 Open the drawer... the first one! 1650 01:28:38,459 --> 01:28:39,876 See my underwear there? 1651 01:28:40,042 --> 01:28:41,042 What are you making me do?! 1652 01:28:41,126 --> 01:28:43,417 There's a box underneath. Open it... 1653 01:28:47,084 --> 01:28:48,667 Take the joint out. 1654 01:28:51,251 --> 01:28:53,084 Dadu... You'll have me killed! 1655 01:28:53,459 --> 01:28:55,542 Remember this? Gulmarg... 1656 01:28:57,751 --> 01:28:59,751 - Sonmarg. - Yeah, Sonmarg... 1657 01:29:00,334 --> 01:29:05,917 And that ski instructor who kept trying to grab your hand. 1658 01:29:06,251 --> 01:29:09,584 - Remember this? When you threw all my clothes out? 1659 01:29:09,959 --> 01:29:14,917 So'? You promised me a day out and worked all clay instead. 1660 01:29:15,417 --> 01:29:19,626 Didn't I make it up to you with my towel dance? 1661 01:29:21,959 --> 01:29:23,751 Yes, I saw the pictures... 1662 01:29:25,501 --> 01:29:28,626 You look nice. A tad bit overweight... but cute. 1663 01:29:30,084 --> 01:29:32,251 But do you have to sit next to Chris? 1664 01:29:33,459 --> 01:29:35,792 No, I'm not the jealous type. 1665 01:29:36,876 --> 01:29:39,209 Listen... I'll talk to you later, yeah? 1666 01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:40,459 I love you too. 1667 01:29:42,459 --> 01:29:44,126 2 drags and you're already breaking glasses? 1668 01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:46,042 You're going to get me killed... 1669 01:29:46,126 --> 01:29:48,834 Just relax, son... 1670 01:29:52,876 --> 01:29:54,792 - Hold this, hold this! - Why me?! 1671 01:29:56,292 --> 01:29:58,417 - It's Rahul! Come on in. - Hey... 1672 01:29:59,626 --> 01:30:00,417 What's going on? 1673 01:30:00,501 --> 01:30:03,626 I've applied a mud cap... The doctor recommended it... 1674 01:30:03,917 --> 01:30:05,376 Yeah, the doctors... 1675 01:30:08,542 --> 01:30:11,501 If you're done praying, take the incense out... 1676 01:30:11,751 --> 01:30:12,917 Ummm... 1677 01:30:19,751 --> 01:30:21,834 Let's see the... incense. 1678 01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:24,792 Oh, damn it! 1679 01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:26,626 Show me! 1680 01:30:27,292 --> 01:30:29,459 Busted! 1681 01:30:31,126 --> 01:30:32,917 Outlaws... 1682 01:30:33,251 --> 01:30:35,167 Wicked! 1683 01:30:44,542 --> 01:30:47,042 We used to be so happy... 1684 01:30:51,334 --> 01:30:53,667 Sunita, I was thinking... 1685 01:30:55,042 --> 01:30:56,376 If you want to... 1686 01:30:57,292 --> 01:31:02,501 start your catering business... you should. 1687 01:31:09,626 --> 01:31:13,501 I'll try and help in whatever way I can... 1688 01:31:14,001 --> 01:31:16,876 Is this the alcohol talking? 1689 01:31:20,126 --> 01:31:22,459 What would Grandma think if she were here today... 1690 01:31:22,626 --> 01:31:28,626 You have no idea... She would be taking a hit or two of the joint herself! 1691 01:31:29,042 --> 01:31:31,042 - Dadu! - What nonsense, Dadu! 1692 01:31:31,209 --> 01:31:33,542 I'm telling you guys! 1693 01:31:34,042 --> 01:31:39,209 We used be quite the 'wild couple' in our times! 1694 01:31:40,167 --> 01:31:43,126 Then I've definitely fallen on you guys! 1695 01:31:44,126 --> 01:31:46,667 This poor fellow turned out like Morn and Dad... 1696 01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:48,292 What rubbish! I'm Wild. 1697 01:31:48,917 --> 01:31:49,917 - You?! - Yeah! 1698 01:31:50,001 --> 01:31:51,626 - I'm wild! - You're wild? 1699 01:31:51,792 --> 01:31:53,709 - I'm wild, dude! - Wild people can drive! 1700 01:31:53,792 --> 01:31:56,376 - Shut up, I'm wild! - Ya, right... 1701 01:31:56,542 --> 01:31:59,417 Okay, fine. Tell us one of your wild tales. 1702 01:32:00,417 --> 01:32:04,334 In Hawaii last year... I got drunk and got a tattoo. 1703 01:32:04,626 --> 01:32:06,459 What?! Tattoo?! 1704 01:32:06,751 --> 01:32:08,709 Is that a tattoo of pigeons?! 1705 01:32:10,501 --> 01:32:12,126 He got a tattoo!!! 1706 01:32:14,667 --> 01:32:18,459 Sunita, I just got tangled up in so many things... 1707 01:32:21,376 --> 01:32:23,667 Before I knew it, time had slipped away... 1708 01:32:26,084 --> 01:32:27,209 I'm sorry. 1709 01:32:28,792 --> 01:32:31,667 I may be drunk, but it's the truth... 1710 01:32:37,584 --> 01:32:39,792 Can't we be happy again? 1711 01:32:43,334 --> 01:32:44,751 We can try... 1712 01:32:52,417 --> 01:32:53,584 You're lost in thought? 1713 01:32:54,751 --> 01:32:56,167 I was just thinking... 1714 01:32:56,459 --> 01:32:58,751 For 10 million dollars... I could eat some poop. 1715 01:32:58,834 --> 01:33:00,792 You'll eat it for 5! 1716 01:33:00,876 --> 01:33:02,376 Yeah... but with cheese. 1717 01:33:02,501 --> 01:33:04,042 Yuck! 1718 01:33:06,626 --> 01:33:08,376 Dude, where did Dadu score that shit from? 1719 01:33:09,459 --> 01:33:10,876 Who knows... 1720 01:33:12,792 --> 01:33:15,667 You're not as perfect as you act... 1721 01:33:16,126 --> 01:33:19,292 How did you become the favourite son? 1722 01:33:22,042 --> 01:33:23,459 That's not true. 1723 01:33:24,126 --> 01:33:25,917 Morn and Dad love us equally. 1724 01:33:30,126 --> 01:33:32,417 You asshole... you can't even say that with a straight face! 1725 01:33:32,542 --> 01:33:33,876 I am serious. 1726 01:33:36,084 --> 01:33:38,584 I would take your place in a heartbeat. 1727 01:33:38,792 --> 01:33:40,042 Shut up... 1728 01:33:41,501 --> 01:33:43,042 Arjun, can I tell you something? 1729 01:33:45,126 --> 01:33:46,459 Something no one knows... 1730 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:52,834 Arjun! 1731 01:34:14,959 --> 01:34:16,501 I thought you could wear this... 1732 01:34:16,667 --> 01:34:18,417 - Is it okay? - Thank you. 1733 01:34:21,542 --> 01:34:22,834 Coffee... 1734 01:34:25,792 --> 01:34:28,001 I'll just go give the car to the mechanic. 1735 01:34:28,376 --> 01:34:29,376 Now?! 1736 01:34:29,459 --> 01:34:30,876 Yeah, just get it out of the way... 1737 01:34:31,084 --> 01:34:33,667 Everyone's waiting outside! 1738 01:34:36,584 --> 01:34:38,459 I'll be back quickly. Where's Shashi? 1739 01:34:38,542 --> 01:34:40,542 - Pleasure meeting you. - You too, sir. 1740 01:34:40,667 --> 01:34:43,167 - Okay, we'll talk later. - Yeah. Sorry, I'm just... 1741 01:34:43,334 --> 01:34:44,417 Bye. 1742 01:34:46,376 --> 01:34:47,209 What's up, man? 1743 01:34:47,292 --> 01:34:48,876 You'll carry on... I'll come in a bit. 1744 01:34:51,126 --> 01:34:51,834 Very bad... 1745 01:34:51,917 --> 01:34:53,876 I can't let you do this. No, Arjun... 1746 01:34:54,126 --> 01:34:58,417 - The car needs to go back. - I'll come on my own! 1747 01:34:58,876 --> 01:35:01,459 That's where my family portrait will be. 1748 01:35:01,917 --> 01:35:06,376 Timmy, you haven't sent the recipes! Okay wait, I'll check. 1749 01:35:06,834 --> 01:35:08,709 Wow, Sunita, you look lovely! 1750 01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,209 Just speaking to Timmy for you! 1751 01:35:10,584 --> 01:35:12,751 I'll check on Rahul's laptop... 1752 01:35:13,626 --> 01:35:15,917 Uff, Dad... Too handsome! 1753 01:35:16,501 --> 01:35:18,501 No, no... Aunty wished me already. 1754 01:35:19,001 --> 01:35:21,626 Thank you for calling... and wishing... 1755 01:35:22,042 --> 01:35:23,084 Bye. 1756 01:35:24,751 --> 01:35:26,251 Is today your birthday? 1757 01:35:27,876 --> 01:35:29,042 Seriously? 1758 01:35:30,167 --> 01:35:32,667 T! Happy birthday! 1759 01:35:32,834 --> 01:35:33,751 Thank you... 1760 01:35:33,959 --> 01:35:36,709 I'd have brought a cutout of Boobly if I knew! 1761 01:35:40,001 --> 01:35:42,792 Why aren't you more excited about your birthday?! 1762 01:35:47,501 --> 01:35:49,542 - It's loading, hang on! 1763 01:35:49,876 --> 01:35:50,709 - Sunita! 1764 01:35:50,876 --> 01:35:53,001 Sorry, one sec... I'll call back. 1765 01:35:53,126 --> 01:35:54,376 Which one? 1766 01:35:54,542 --> 01:35:55,542 This one! 1767 01:35:55,667 --> 01:35:56,667 ' Okay! 1768 01:35:58,126 --> 01:36:00,959 You should think of investing in my Artist Retreat! 1769 01:36:03,376 --> 01:36:05,251 Raj, stop the car... Stop the car. 1770 01:36:06,042 --> 01:36:07,126 What's wrong? 1771 01:36:07,626 --> 01:36:10,042 No, I just remembered I have to see a friend... 1772 01:36:10,251 --> 01:36:11,417 Should I wait? 1773 01:36:13,709 --> 01:36:15,417 No, you guys carry on. 1774 01:36:15,876 --> 01:36:18,042 - Do you know the way? - Yes, sir! 1775 01:36:46,292 --> 01:36:47,459 Hello? Dad? 1776 01:36:47,667 --> 01:36:48,876 - I'll be home in a bit... 1777 01:36:49,042 --> 01:36:52,709 Just finishing work at the garage... will be home in half an hour. 1778 01:36:56,209 --> 01:36:57,876 Time to go, right? 1779 01:37:02,292 --> 01:37:05,501 Seems like your mind is made up... and that's fine. 1780 01:37:05,751 --> 01:37:09,376 Nothing's fine... but I'm trying to change that. 1781 01:37:32,376 --> 01:37:35,334 It was my 13th birthday... 1782 01:37:36,376 --> 01:37:41,709 Morn and Dad were returning from Canada after my Uncle's surgery... 1783 01:37:44,042 --> 01:37:45,667 I was really pissed off... 1784 01:37:46,584 --> 01:37:49,792 They were missing my birthday... 1785 01:37:52,709 --> 01:37:55,917 They called me before boarding the flight... 1786 01:37:57,584 --> 01:37:59,167 I was angry... 1787 01:38:00,667 --> 01:38:03,209 So told them not to bother coming back... 1788 01:38:03,792 --> 01:38:07,417 I don't need a Morn and Dad! I'm fine alone! Don't come back. 1789 01:38:13,001 --> 01:38:14,334 The plane crashed. 1790 01:38:19,417 --> 01:38:22,376 My Uncle waited 2 days to tell me... 1791 01:38:22,542 --> 01:38:24,542 Til they found the bodies 1792 01:38:33,501 --> 01:38:37,292 It was the last time... I ever spoke to them... 1793 01:38:37,376 --> 01:38:40,084 ...and I was horrible... 1794 01:38:41,876 --> 01:38:45,042 That phone call haunts me on every birthday! 1795 01:38:46,126 --> 01:38:48,084 I could have said so many things... 1796 01:38:50,376 --> 01:38:52,001 Like I love you! 1797 01:38:52,584 --> 01:38:56,042 I love you... Just come back... I miss you! 1798 01:38:56,376 --> 01:38:58,126 I've missed you! 1799 01:39:05,584 --> 01:39:07,626 Just please come back... 1800 01:39:08,417 --> 01:39:10,209 It's all I wanted to say. 1801 01:39:33,834 --> 01:39:35,084 Hello... 1802 01:39:36,917 --> 01:39:37,959 ls Dad there? 1803 01:39:39,959 --> 01:39:41,042 Rahul... 1804 01:39:42,042 --> 01:39:43,459 Stop! 1805 01:40:05,292 --> 01:40:06,292 Rahul! 1806 01:40:53,042 --> 01:40:54,001 Sorry. 1807 01:40:55,584 --> 01:40:56,959 Excuse me for a second... 1808 01:41:05,251 --> 01:41:07,209 You have to tell him. 1809 01:41:13,376 --> 01:41:14,251 - Arjun... 1810 01:41:15,459 --> 01:41:17,626 I have to tell you something. 1811 01:41:19,167 --> 01:41:23,834 Please don't judge me... I was drunk. 1812 01:41:24,417 --> 01:41:27,126 - Catch that thief! Catch her! 1813 01:41:27,334 --> 01:41:30,209 Rahul! Look what I taught the kids! 1814 01:41:35,209 --> 01:41:38,876 - Tell everyone to hurry up! - It's going to rain... 1815 01:41:39,042 --> 01:41:40,917 Bite your black tongue you jackass! 1816 01:41:41,126 --> 01:41:41,959 Rahul! 1817 01:41:42,167 --> 01:41:44,209 Do you have a belt for Sharic? 1818 01:41:44,417 --> 01:41:45,751 I'll check... 1819 01:41:48,251 --> 01:41:49,251 Hi! 1820 01:41:52,667 --> 01:41:54,292 You were calling earlier... 1821 01:41:56,501 --> 01:41:59,501 No! Why would you say that? 1822 01:42:03,459 --> 01:42:06,084 Nothing, just having a bit of a rough day... 1823 01:42:12,667 --> 01:42:13,667 Thanks... 1824 01:42:16,834 --> 01:42:17,792 What's wrong, Ma? 1825 01:42:19,042 --> 01:42:20,709 You're hiding something from me. 1826 01:42:24,126 --> 01:42:25,876 Listen, I'll just call you back. 1827 01:42:29,209 --> 01:42:30,334 What are you hiding? 1828 01:42:33,084 --> 01:42:34,834 Do you know where Dad is? 1829 01:42:35,042 --> 01:42:36,417 Don't change the topic! 1830 01:42:36,792 --> 01:42:38,126 Answer me! 1831 01:42:39,459 --> 01:42:43,292 Whose photographs are on your laptop? 1832 01:42:44,751 --> 01:42:46,959 What? I don't know what you're talking about. 1833 01:42:47,417 --> 01:42:49,334 They're definitely not your girlfriend's. 1834 01:42:53,251 --> 01:42:54,959 Why were you looking at my laptop? 1835 01:42:55,334 --> 01:42:57,001 Move, Geishu. 1836 01:42:58,459 --> 01:42:59,626 Do you even have a girlfriend? 1837 01:42:59,709 --> 01:43:00,709 - Move, Geishu! 1838 01:43:01,126 --> 01:43:02,459 I want a name. 1839 01:43:02,584 --> 01:43:05,167 - Tell me the name! - None of your business! 1840 01:43:05,667 --> 01:43:07,917 Rahul, don't lie to me. 1841 01:43:09,459 --> 01:43:13,167 Those photographs... This is a misunderstanding, right? 1842 01:43:14,334 --> 01:43:15,792 - I don't have time for this. - Rahul! 1843 01:43:18,459 --> 01:43:19,584 Ma, don't! 1844 01:43:22,417 --> 01:43:23,792 This is your girlfriend?! 1845 01:43:25,209 --> 01:43:26,167 This! 1846 01:43:26,667 --> 01:43:27,667 Disgusting! 1847 01:43:28,792 --> 01:43:30,292 Do you feel no shame?! 1848 01:43:30,751 --> 01:43:32,667 When did these lies start? 1849 01:43:34,042 --> 01:43:36,667 Did you think about us even once?! 1850 01:43:37,001 --> 01:43:38,417 About Dadu, about Dad... 1851 01:43:38,501 --> 01:43:40,167 Think about Dad?! 1852 01:43:41,959 --> 01:43:44,042 Dad told you he's at the garage, right? 1853 01:43:44,417 --> 01:43:47,209 No one's a saint in this house... Everybody lies! 1854 01:43:47,417 --> 01:43:49,084 So instead of finding faults with me... 1855 01:43:49,167 --> 01:43:50,334 save your own bloody marriage! 1856 01:43:50,417 --> 01:43:51,459 Shut up! 1857 01:43:54,917 --> 01:43:56,542 Rahul, the belt... 1858 01:43:58,001 --> 01:43:59,667 - All okay? - Yeah, it's fine... 1859 01:43:59,834 --> 01:44:02,417 I'll just get it. You go, I'll bring it... 1860 01:44:03,459 --> 01:44:05,751 - Okay... Ready... and smile! 1861 01:44:06,626 --> 01:44:07,251 - Got it! 1862 01:44:07,667 --> 01:44:09,376 - Now... take a picture of me as I pretend to be dead. 1863 01:44:09,459 --> 01:44:10,584 Like this. 1864 01:44:11,667 --> 01:44:12,709 Wait! 1865 01:44:14,417 --> 01:44:15,876 - Ready. - I'll click? 1866 01:44:16,084 --> 01:44:17,459 Got it. You look very cute, Dadu. 1867 01:44:17,542 --> 01:44:19,667 If my Grandma was alive, I'd totally set you two up. 1868 01:44:19,792 --> 01:44:21,792 - Really? - What about your mum? 1869 01:44:23,167 --> 01:44:24,542 - Harsh! - Yes? 1870 01:44:25,251 --> 01:44:27,459 - Tell everyone to hurry up! - Okay... 1871 01:44:27,542 --> 01:44:30,084 - It'll get too overcast to take the picture! 1872 01:44:40,126 --> 01:44:41,959 You said you were at the garage. 1873 01:44:43,751 --> 01:44:45,209 Rahul, I... 1874 01:44:46,709 --> 01:44:48,459 You're a disgusting person, Dad. 1875 01:44:51,042 --> 01:44:53,667 I was the one who took a stand for you. 1876 01:44:55,876 --> 01:44:57,084 I'm sorry... 1877 01:44:58,251 --> 01:44:59,459 You're sorry?! 1878 01:45:01,876 --> 01:45:03,959 It's not what you think, Rahul... 1879 01:45:07,334 --> 01:45:09,126 Let me explain... 1880 01:45:10,876 --> 01:45:12,167 Forget it... 1881 01:45:14,542 --> 01:45:17,792 - It's going to rain. - What's taking so long?! 1882 01:45:17,959 --> 01:45:20,459 - Go and call everyone! - Come on, come on! 1883 01:45:20,542 --> 01:45:22,292 Where's Arjun? Call him! 1884 01:45:22,501 --> 01:45:23,792 Where were you? 1885 01:45:27,876 --> 01:45:29,209 There you'll are! 1886 01:45:29,292 --> 01:45:31,209 - Everyone's calling you'll! - Corning... 1887 01:45:31,417 --> 01:45:34,001 - Aunty! Come! 1888 01:45:34,376 --> 01:45:35,876 - Arjun's not answering his bloody phone. 1889 01:45:35,959 --> 01:45:38,417 - It's started drizzling! - Aunty, sit here! 1890 01:45:38,501 --> 01:45:39,459 Okay... 1891 01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:42,542 - Quickly now! Fast! 1892 01:45:48,167 --> 01:45:51,084 - Sit there, baby. 1893 01:45:51,251 --> 01:45:54,251 - Sit there or she won't be seen. - No no no! Not you! 1894 01:45:54,417 --> 01:45:56,042 Sit now. Come on... 1895 01:45:57,167 --> 01:45:58,959 Rahul, closer to your Mum. 1896 01:45:59,834 --> 01:46:01,376 - Show some love, guys! 1897 01:46:01,542 --> 01:46:03,001 - Okay, everyone ready? 1898 01:46:03,126 --> 01:46:04,417 Wait, where's Arjun? 1899 01:46:04,501 --> 01:46:06,376 - Where's Arjun? - Arjun? 1900 01:46:06,542 --> 01:46:09,209 There you are! Did you forget about the picture? 1901 01:46:09,292 --> 01:46:11,126 - Come on, Arjun! 1902 01:46:11,292 --> 01:46:12,917 - We were worried you had gone back to America. 1903 01:46:13,001 --> 01:46:14,334 There! Next to Rahul! 1904 01:46:15,084 --> 01:46:16,959 - Next to Rahul! - Come on! 1905 01:46:17,251 --> 01:46:20,292 - Hurry up now, it'll rain... 1906 01:46:22,084 --> 01:46:23,834 - Where were you, Arjun? 1907 01:46:24,167 --> 01:46:27,084 What are you planning with all that space? 1908 01:46:27,251 --> 01:46:29,584 - Come closer! 1909 01:46:30,334 --> 01:46:31,292 Okay! 1910 01:46:31,459 --> 01:46:32,709 Why is only Dadu smiling? 1911 01:46:32,834 --> 01:46:34,667 Happy family photo! 1912 01:46:36,417 --> 01:46:39,084 Uncle! Put your arm around aunty! 1913 01:46:39,167 --> 01:46:41,667 - Like she's your wife! - They're acting like neighbours... 1914 01:46:41,751 --> 01:46:44,542 The neighbor’s wife is way hotter. 1915 01:46:45,417 --> 01:46:47,001 Okay, focus! 1916 01:46:48,167 --> 01:46:49,292 What's wrong? 1917 01:46:49,459 --> 01:46:51,709 - Change the battery, you idiot! - Oh, man... 1918 01:46:52,251 --> 01:46:54,167 - He's your friend, right? - I want to go to the loo! 1919 01:46:54,292 --> 01:46:56,709 - No no! - 2 minutes! 1920 01:46:56,876 --> 01:46:58,834 He should check the battery beforehand... 1921 01:46:59,001 --> 01:47:01,667 - What are we waiting for? 1922 01:47:02,209 --> 01:47:03,834 Were you at Anu's? 1923 01:47:05,126 --> 01:47:07,001 We'll talk about this later... 1924 01:47:07,542 --> 01:47:08,626 - Camera ready! 1925 01:47:08,834 --> 01:47:11,417 - Where's Zoey? 1926 01:47:11,584 --> 01:47:12,584 What's wrong with you? 1927 01:47:12,709 --> 01:47:14,292 - Zoey, come back! - Nothing. 1928 01:47:15,251 --> 01:47:16,459 Then why do you look so irritable? 1929 01:47:16,542 --> 01:47:18,376 Because you're the scum of this earth. 1930 01:47:18,459 --> 01:47:20,459 - Okay, camera ready! 1931 01:47:23,251 --> 01:47:25,501 - Okay, ready! Smile! 1932 01:47:25,667 --> 01:47:27,001 Uncle, put your arm around Aunty! 1933 01:47:27,084 --> 01:47:30,001 - Come, come... - Smile everyone! 1934 01:47:30,209 --> 01:47:31,167 - And... 1935 01:47:32,501 --> 01:47:33,501 Ready! 1936 01:47:34,084 --> 01:47:35,792 I've had enough. 1937 01:47:36,042 --> 01:47:37,459 - Sunita... - Where's Aunty going? 1938 01:47:37,542 --> 01:47:39,751 - Sunita, I was joking! 1939 01:47:39,959 --> 01:47:42,084 I don't want any part in this 'happy family' sham. 1940 01:47:42,167 --> 01:47:44,917 Everyone's waiting! I'll tell you everything! Please! 1941 01:47:46,792 --> 01:47:48,209 - Tell me one thing... 1942 01:47:48,459 --> 01:47:50,584 Were you or were you not at Anu's? 1943 01:47:52,334 --> 01:47:53,292 I was. 1944 01:47:54,584 --> 01:47:55,501 Sunita... 1945 01:47:56,584 --> 01:47:59,459 Sunita... listen. I went to end it. 1946 01:47:59,876 --> 01:48:02,251 I'll never go back again. 1947 01:48:02,667 --> 01:48:04,917 When did all this start? 1948 01:48:05,834 --> 01:48:06,792 One year... 1949 01:48:06,959 --> 01:48:09,126 - One year?! - How does it matter now? 1950 01:48:12,709 --> 01:48:13,876 Liars... 1951 01:48:14,167 --> 01:48:16,459 Both of you! Liars! 1952 01:48:17,501 --> 01:48:18,959 Happy now? 1953 01:48:19,126 --> 01:48:21,334 Satisfied? Isn't this what you wanted? 1954 01:48:21,459 --> 01:48:25,501 Why is he packing?! Stop packing! Harsh! Harsh! 1955 01:48:25,751 --> 01:48:27,542 - They're all going... - We can do it later! 1956 01:48:27,751 --> 01:48:29,126 - Let's do this tomorrow... - Okay, tomorrow. 1957 01:48:29,209 --> 01:48:29,959 - Dadu! 1958 01:48:30,042 --> 01:48:32,209 Arjun... take the kids to a hotel. 1959 01:48:32,292 --> 01:48:33,792 What are you hiding this time? 1960 01:48:34,459 --> 01:48:36,709 - What are you talking about? - Really? 1961 01:48:36,792 --> 01:48:38,459 I have no idea what you're talking about! 1962 01:48:38,584 --> 01:48:40,376 So you didn't kiss Tia? 1963 01:48:42,917 --> 01:48:44,292 Why didn't you tell me? 1964 01:48:44,459 --> 01:48:45,334 Look, Arjun... 1965 01:48:45,459 --> 01:48:48,459 Frankly speaking, I have no time for your love life. 1966 01:48:48,584 --> 01:48:50,751 If you think this is the best time to talk about this... 1967 01:48:50,917 --> 01:48:53,501 - You can go sulk in some corner! - Screw this photo! 1968 01:48:53,667 --> 01:48:56,126 - What happened? - What's going on? 1969 01:48:56,376 --> 01:48:59,417 - Neetu, take the kids and go. - Nothing's wrong, Dadu. 1970 01:49:02,001 --> 01:49:04,542 - Dad, you'll get wet! 1971 01:49:04,626 --> 01:49:06,834 Go. Please go to Anu's house. 1972 01:49:07,209 --> 01:49:08,251 That's what's best. 1973 01:49:09,126 --> 01:49:10,626 I'm apologizing to you. 1974 01:49:11,167 --> 01:49:13,209 I made a mistake. I'm only human! 1975 01:49:13,542 --> 01:49:14,584 Sunita... 1976 01:49:26,501 --> 01:49:27,459 Dad! 1977 01:49:28,001 --> 01:49:29,084 Dad! 1978 01:49:50,251 --> 01:49:52,209 What's happening, Rahul? ls everything okay? 1979 01:49:52,292 --> 01:49:53,834 Everything's fine, Uncle. Please just handle everyone. 1980 01:49:53,917 --> 01:49:55,334 - Are you sure- - Yes, I'm sure! 1981 01:49:55,417 --> 01:49:56,834 Please! I'll handle it. 1982 01:49:57,001 --> 01:49:58,459 - Ma... - Neetu! 1983 01:49:59,417 --> 01:50:00,501 - Shashi! 1984 01:50:01,292 --> 01:50:02,959 - I'm coming, Dad! 1985 01:50:09,917 --> 01:50:11,376 I'll talk to him! 1986 01:50:11,501 --> 01:50:13,376 Dad... Everything's okay. 1987 01:50:13,459 --> 01:50:15,959 What nonsense! They're all fighting outside! 1988 01:50:16,126 --> 01:50:17,667 I'm here to take care of it! 1989 01:50:24,376 --> 01:50:25,417 Ma... 1990 01:50:25,751 --> 01:50:28,209 I'm sorry for what I said before. 1991 01:50:29,417 --> 01:50:31,292 I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 1992 01:50:31,376 --> 01:50:32,584 Go away, Rahul... 1993 01:50:34,876 --> 01:50:38,667 You lied to me... I don't want to hear any more... 1994 01:50:39,334 --> 01:50:42,501 Ma... Is it the lies that hurt you... or the truth? 1995 01:50:42,667 --> 01:50:45,584 You and I have no connection now. 1996 01:50:46,709 --> 01:50:48,792 You're no one to me. 1997 01:50:50,126 --> 01:50:52,126 Ma... Please... Just listen to me. 1998 01:50:52,334 --> 01:50:53,792 Please... 2 minutes... 1999 01:50:53,959 --> 01:50:55,834 I know I lied. 2000 01:50:56,376 --> 01:50:57,751 I kept a lot of secrets... 2001 01:50:57,834 --> 01:51:01,834 I hurt you and I can apologize for it all... 2002 01:51:02,292 --> 01:51:05,334 But how do I apologize for who I really am? 2003 01:51:06,209 --> 01:51:09,376 Rahul... my perfect son... 2004 01:51:09,584 --> 01:51:12,917 Morn, I'm tired of being perfect. 2005 01:51:13,501 --> 01:51:14,709 Please... 2006 01:51:16,084 --> 01:51:17,626 I don't want any of this... 2007 01:51:17,959 --> 01:51:21,292 I'm tired of running... from myself... from you. 2008 01:51:21,501 --> 01:51:23,542 I'm tired of being afraid of what people will say. 2009 01:51:24,459 --> 01:51:26,334 I am what I am, Ma... 2010 01:51:26,501 --> 01:51:29,417 and I just want you to love me for who I am. 2011 01:51:32,251 --> 01:51:34,376 Where did I go so wrong... 2012 01:51:36,751 --> 01:51:40,417 - that everyone... you, Arjun, your father... 2013 01:51:40,626 --> 01:51:42,709 . everyone's pushed me away. 2014 01:51:43,167 --> 01:51:46,751 - God will never forgive me... - Please, Ma... 2015 01:51:47,001 --> 01:51:50,001 Go away, Rahul! You've really hurt me! 2016 01:52:15,251 --> 01:52:16,959 Whatever I am today, is because of you. 2017 01:52:17,042 --> 01:52:19,542 My book, my career... it's all you. 2018 01:52:21,542 --> 01:52:23,417 I've done something terrible, Rahul... 2019 01:52:25,459 --> 01:52:26,542 Rahul... 2020 01:52:28,292 --> 01:52:30,417 - Your book... - Rahul! 2021 01:52:30,501 --> 01:52:33,959 The story that- 2022 01:52:34,792 --> 01:52:35,834 - Bloody thief! 2023 01:52:37,584 --> 01:52:39,876 Stealing once wasn't enough for you?! 2024 01:52:40,084 --> 01:52:41,209 - Shashi! 2025 01:52:41,417 --> 01:52:42,251 - Shashi! 2026 01:52:42,876 --> 01:52:44,501 - Shashi come quick! 2027 01:52:46,459 --> 01:52:48,792 I was trying to help you... 2028 01:52:50,542 --> 01:52:51,376 - Liar! 2029 01:52:51,417 --> 01:52:53,084 Why do you think your agent's been trying to get in touch?! 2030 01:52:53,167 --> 01:52:54,584 Ma, he was stealing again! You know it! 2031 01:52:54,667 --> 01:52:56,792 No! No! It's not his fault! 2032 01:52:56,876 --> 01:52:59,376 I was the one who gave him your story! 2033 01:53:27,251 --> 01:53:31,501 Rahul had been trying to write for ages... 2034 01:53:32,876 --> 01:53:35,209 - He was stuck... - What about me, Ma?! 2035 01:53:35,376 --> 01:53:39,751 Arjun... I thought you weren't serious about anything... 2036 01:53:40,751 --> 01:53:42,501 You quit college in 6 months... 2037 01:53:43,167 --> 01:53:46,501 Then adventure sports, photography... 2038 01:53:47,334 --> 01:53:48,751 You had abandoned that book too? Hadn't you? 2039 01:53:48,834 --> 01:53:51,001 So you gave my story to Rahul! 2040 01:53:51,084 --> 01:53:52,251 I just thought... 2041 01:53:52,334 --> 01:53:55,792 Thought what, Ma?! Like you ever think about me! 2042 01:53:56,834 --> 01:53:59,667 Do you know why I'm always taking up new things?! 2043 01:54:00,376 --> 01:54:02,334 I wanted to prove myself! 2044 01:54:02,417 --> 01:54:05,542 I wanted to do something to make you feel proud! 2045 01:54:06,167 --> 01:54:08,626 And today, you've snatched that from me! 2046 01:54:09,126 --> 01:54:10,251 I'm sorry... 2047 01:54:11,584 --> 01:54:13,709 I should never have given him your story... 2048 01:54:13,876 --> 01:54:17,334 Morn, this isn't about the goddamn story! 2049 01:54:17,667 --> 01:54:20,417 It's about you and me!! It's about what you made me feel all these years... 2050 01:54:20,459 --> 01:54:22,126 ...that I'm just not good enough. 2051 01:54:22,292 --> 01:54:23,417 No, my darling... 2052 01:54:23,501 --> 01:54:25,167 Rahul was always better than me! 2053 01:54:25,417 --> 01:54:28,001 - I'm sorry... - Sorry?! 2054 01:54:29,334 --> 01:54:32,334 Sorry won't fix this, Ma... Sorry won't fix anything. 2055 01:54:32,417 --> 01:54:33,667 Arjun, no! 2056 01:54:33,751 --> 01:54:35,834 Arjun! Listen, please! 2057 01:58:36,417 --> 01:58:39,042 Arjun sir... Your bags are packed. 2058 01:58:39,209 --> 01:58:41,542 The taxi will be here at 5 am. 2059 01:58:46,584 --> 01:58:48,417 I'm not hungry... 2060 01:58:50,001 --> 01:58:51,542 You'll eat... 2061 01:58:56,959 --> 01:58:58,334 Arjun, please... 2062 01:59:00,209 --> 01:59:02,042 Stay back a few days... 2063 01:59:03,792 --> 01:59:05,751 Morn needs us. 2064 01:59:07,834 --> 01:59:10,751 She doesn't need us... she needs you. 2065 01:59:17,834 --> 01:59:20,042 She's not even speaking to me. 2066 01:59:24,251 --> 01:59:25,959 Who knows if she ever will. 2067 01:59:26,209 --> 01:59:30,626 Please, Rahul... There's nothing you can do to make Morn that angry. 2068 01:59:34,876 --> 01:59:36,167 If only. 2069 01:59:40,334 --> 01:59:44,792 Arjun... There's something I've been lying about my entire life. 2070 01:59:46,667 --> 01:59:48,917 I don't have a girlfriend in London. 2071 01:59:54,751 --> 01:59:59,417 As for Tia... or Geet... or any girl for that matter... 2072 01:59:59,626 --> 02:00:02,834 I've never been interested... 2073 02:00:04,001 --> 02:00:05,542 ...and never will be. 2074 02:00:09,792 --> 02:00:13,459 My whole life has been a lie... and... 2075 02:00:15,876 --> 02:00:19,334 No one in this house will ever accept the truth. 2076 02:00:27,917 --> 02:00:29,959 I... I don't know what to say. 2077 02:00:31,959 --> 02:00:33,334 It's alright. 2078 02:00:33,667 --> 02:00:35,709 You don't have to say anything. 2079 02:00:38,751 --> 02:00:42,792 All I'm asking is that you stay back for a while. 2080 02:00:48,876 --> 02:00:50,501 That's something I can't do! 2081 02:00:56,292 --> 02:00:58,209 I... I need some time. 2082 02:01:28,667 --> 02:01:30,001 - So has he read the new draft? 2083 02:01:30,167 --> 02:01:32,042 He's been expecting you! 2084 02:01:35,542 --> 02:01:36,626 Thank you. 2085 02:01:36,959 --> 02:01:38,584 - Hey, Arjun... Edward. - Hi. 2086 02:01:38,709 --> 02:01:39,792 Have a seat. 2087 02:01:40,501 --> 02:01:42,459 So. Loved the new draft. 2088 02:01:43,501 --> 02:01:45,917 Congratulations. We're going ahead with it. 2089 02:01:48,334 --> 02:01:49,292 Thank you. 2090 02:01:50,459 --> 02:01:52,167 The new ending's great! 2091 02:01:52,334 --> 02:01:54,251 What made you decide to change it? 2092 02:01:56,876 --> 02:01:59,001 Just a good suggestion from someone. 2093 02:03:02,209 --> 02:03:03,501 Hello, kids... 2094 02:03:03,584 --> 02:03:04,792 How are you? 2095 02:03:05,084 --> 02:03:06,334 - I'm fine. 2096 02:03:07,042 --> 02:03:08,876 It's just that... 2097 02:03:09,667 --> 02:03:13,459 I got tired of watching Mandakini's videos. 2098 02:03:13,584 --> 02:03:15,917 So I thought I'd talk to you guys... 2099 02:03:18,417 --> 02:03:20,751 I really miss you both. 2100 02:03:22,334 --> 02:03:24,084 After Harsh... 2101 02:03:25,126 --> 02:03:27,251 - It's difficult to find the will to live. 2102 02:03:28,667 --> 02:03:31,917 Otherwise I was all set for my century... 2103 02:03:32,917 --> 02:03:34,917 Now it's too hard... 2104 02:03:35,667 --> 02:03:37,667 I feel very alone... 2105 02:03:39,334 --> 02:03:42,126 Sometimes I look at your father's pictures and... 2106 02:03:54,626 --> 02:03:58,376 You'll should call your mother sometimes... 2107 02:03:58,917 --> 02:04:03,834 She acts like she's very strong... 2108 02:04:05,167 --> 02:04:08,876 But I hear her crying every night. 2109 02:04:10,126 --> 02:04:11,542 - Every night. 2110 02:04:12,667 --> 02:04:18,459 I'm asking you'll for the one thing I don't have... 2111 02:04:19,459 --> 02:04:21,959 Just a little... Time. 2112 02:04:23,251 --> 02:04:25,667 Everyone makes mistakes, kids... 2113 02:04:26,459 --> 02:04:29,292 - But we don't abandon our families. 2114 02:04:30,834 --> 02:04:32,709 Consider this an old man's request... 2115 02:04:32,792 --> 02:04:36,584 Once... just once... Come back. 2116 02:04:37,126 --> 02:04:41,001 After that... who knows if you'll need to. 2117 02:04:44,542 --> 02:04:45,376 Bye..bye... 2118 02:05:10,876 --> 02:05:12,084 - Hi Shashi Uncle... 2119 02:05:12,334 --> 02:05:13,501 Hi Zoey! 2120 02:05:13,709 --> 02:05:14,709 - Flight was okay? - Hi... 2121 02:05:14,792 --> 02:05:16,792 - How are you? - Good, good... 2122 02:05:27,959 --> 02:05:29,334 Come with me! 2123 02:05:29,542 --> 02:05:31,584 - See my new book! - Hi, Ma. 2124 02:05:38,834 --> 02:05:40,126 Thank you... 2125 02:05:40,709 --> 02:05:42,126 Thank you for coming... 2126 02:05:42,501 --> 02:05:45,001 - Hi, Dadu... - I'm so happy to see you'll... 2127 02:05:46,167 --> 02:05:49,209 - You rest, Dadu... - We'll see you in the morning. 2128 02:05:49,417 --> 02:05:51,376 Do me a favour... 2129 02:05:52,667 --> 02:05:55,001 Another small request... 2130 02:05:55,542 --> 02:05:59,959 Bring the whole family to me tomorrow... 2131 02:06:05,001 --> 02:06:06,792 God bless you both... 2132 02:06:16,042 --> 02:06:17,167 Rahul? 2133 02:06:17,417 --> 02:06:18,667 Come in, Ma... 2134 02:06:19,542 --> 02:06:21,292 Just dropping these off... 2135 02:06:22,709 --> 02:06:25,001 Dharmendra forgot to keep them... 2136 02:06:35,417 --> 02:06:36,459 I'll get you a glass... 2137 02:06:36,542 --> 02:06:38,001 - Ma? - Yes? 2138 02:06:40,709 --> 02:06:41,792 Sit with me... 2139 02:06:59,876 --> 02:07:01,209 How are you? 2140 02:07:02,417 --> 02:07:03,709 I'm fine... 2141 02:07:05,209 --> 02:07:06,292 Busy... 2142 02:07:07,959 --> 02:07:09,042 I'm fine. 2143 02:07:13,959 --> 02:07:15,042 Are you okay? 2144 02:07:15,126 --> 02:07:17,459 Yes... I'm fine. 2145 02:07:19,709 --> 02:07:21,792 And... How's... 2146 02:07:26,709 --> 02:07:29,501 Your... friend? 2147 02:07:42,459 --> 02:07:43,626 It's okay. 2148 02:07:45,376 --> 02:07:47,084 I missed you. 2149 02:07:47,792 --> 02:07:49,084 I'm sorry. 2150 02:07:56,626 --> 02:07:58,251 I didn't think you'd come. 2151 02:07:59,459 --> 02:08:01,209 I didn't think you'd call. 2152 02:08:05,334 --> 02:08:09,334 You know, Tia... When you told me about your family... 2153 02:08:12,292 --> 02:08:14,334 I could understand your pain... 2154 02:08:17,376 --> 02:08:18,917 But now... I can feel it. 2155 02:08:20,334 --> 02:08:21,792 I know how you feel, Arjun. 2156 02:08:31,792 --> 02:08:34,292 I'm tired of running away... that's all I've ever done. 2157 02:08:34,626 --> 02:08:35,876 Then come back... 2158 02:08:38,251 --> 02:08:39,917 Everyone's here... 2159 02:08:40,626 --> 02:08:42,084 They always were. 2160 02:08:47,876 --> 02:08:49,209 I missed you. 151258

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