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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:30,125 HOW ABOUT ADOLF? 3 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:08,833 "What's in a name?" 4 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:11,667 said Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. 5 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:15,833 That didn't stop anyone naming several streets after him. 6 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,417 In Germany alone, there are 2,114 "Goethe" Streets. 7 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,500 That's not including squares. 8 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:25,292 It's the same in Bonn, the birthplace of Beethoven. 9 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:27,292 Ludwig van, his first name. 10 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:29,542 Here is Adenauerallee, 11 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:33,708 named after our first chancellor, Konrad Adenauer. 12 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:36,167 Then there's Joachimstrasse, 13 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:39,167 named after the violin virtuoso, Josef Joachim. 14 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:41,375 Turn right into Kaiserstrasse, 15 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:44,875 named for German Emperors like Wilhelm or Friedrich. 16 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:50,042 Maybe even Roland or Franz. 17 00:01:50,292 --> 00:01:54,417 Turn into Schumannstrasse, named after Robert, not Clara. 18 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:57,875 Despite her success, Clara only has a small lane 19 00:01:58,042 --> 00:02:00,708 in a suburb on the other side of the Rhine. 20 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:03,750 Into Robert-Schumannstrasse 21 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,375 then finally turn right into Goethestrasse. 22 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:12,125 Here, hidden behind the hedges, 23 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:13,792 is a door, 24 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:16,750 which has seen many people of different names 25 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,833 come and go. 26 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:27,167 Coming! 27 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:30,750 - Yes? - Two tonno, one calzone. 28 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:39,000 12.50 euros? For a tonno pizza? 29 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:41,458 - What's on it? Truffles? - Tuna. 30 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,917 Yes, I know that. 31 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,625 The Italian ll tonno 32 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:48,750 comes from the Latin thunnus. 33 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,792 I am also aware tuna stocks are declining. 34 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:55,208 But 12.50 euros for a tonno pizza? That's 25 Deutschmarks! 35 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:56,458 Um... 36 00:02:56,625 --> 00:03:00,208 People are living in poverty, there's a refugee crisis 37 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:03,042 and you're asking 80 Deutschmarks for three pizzas? 38 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:05,500 Do they at least come with a bottle of wine? 39 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:08,042 - You didn't order one. - I mean for free. 40 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:10,792 It should be, with an 80 Deutschmarks order. 41 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,208 You ordered pizza? 42 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,417 - No. Why? - Why are you so upset? 43 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,250 - You didn't order pizza? - Of course not. 44 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:20,125 It's not about pizza. It's the principle. 45 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,625 Goodbye. 46 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:27,750 15 B is next door. 47 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,708 That's me, Elisabeth Berger-Bottcher. 48 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:34,167 Yes, I'm voluntarily double-barrelled. 49 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,917 I teach German at Cardinal Fringe Secondary School in Bonn-Beul. 50 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:40,042 ...Bacchus' gifts, Balsam... 51 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,625 ll run the Poetry Club 52 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:46,417 and developed a programme to help poorer children go on school trips. 53 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,125 Who knows who Bacchus is? 54 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:51,625 I supported integrated schools before the word existed. 55 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:55,167 Every day, with pedagogical instinct, 56 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:57,292 I support our next generation 57 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:02,917 in becoming independent, confident and sociable characters. 58 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:06,625 Justin, Jaden! Stop! Detention for both of you! 59 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:09,958 Where's the bloody key? 60 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,042 Did you check your jacket? 61 00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:16,542 - Did you hide it in there? - Why would I do that? 62 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:19,042 Why would it be in my jacket? 63 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:29,000 That's my husband. Stephan Berger. We've known each other since school. 64 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:33,875 He is Professor of Modern German Literature at the University of Bonn. 65 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:37,125 He wears corduroy suits and a beard, with conviction. 66 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:39,042 It is no more complicated 67 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,917 than recognising the rhyme scheme of a sonnet. 68 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:43,125 Right, Mr. Bode? 69 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,958 Please, ladies and gentlemen. 70 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:50,792 In professional circles, he caused a stir with a paper on Boll's thesis 71 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,333 on the literary context of the German post-war period. 72 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,042 Will it be an exam topic? 73 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,833 We'll see. Right, Mr. Bode? 74 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:04,542 He gives an annual seminar at the Moscow State University 75 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:06,292 on the work of Thomas Mann. 76 00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:10,333 It is no more complicated than recognising the rhyme scheme. 77 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,292 Right, Mr. Cherkasov? 78 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,958 Please, ladies and gentlemen. 79 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,875 As an internationally renowned speaker, 80 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:22,250 he has travelled globally for the Goethe Institute. 81 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:26,000 Will it be an exam topic? We'll see. Right, Mr. Cherkasov? 82 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:29,250 I admire Stephan's brilliance. 83 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:34,042 His ability to ask the right questions always looking for new answers. 84 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,333 Where is it? Bloody hell! 85 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:41,208 And his irrepressible fighting spirit. 86 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,833 I give up. 87 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,375 - Aren't you gonna get it? - I'll check the chicken. 88 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:52,792 It's for... 89 00:05:55,292 --> 00:05:56,333 ...you. 90 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,250 - Your mother! - Answer it! 91 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:09,625 - Dorothea, how lovely. - What's going on? 92 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,375 The Rosenthals are doing a sundowner. 93 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,875 That's my mother, Dorothea. 94 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,417 After my father's death, we worried she would be lonely. 95 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:22,125 But since moving to the mountains, she has blossomed. 96 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:26,542 She is busier, more social and more relaxed, 97 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,708 than we had ever dreamed. 98 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:30,917 Someone called me. If it wasn't... 99 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:32,125 Yes. Sabeth... 100 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:36,042 She's cooking something Indian. 101 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:39,125 The downside to her newfound relaxation 102 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:42,458 ls that she has a lot to say and wants to talk every day. 103 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,750 - Sabeth! Your... - Yes? 104 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:46,833 Your mother. 105 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,542 Thanks. Mum? 106 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:53,458 - You've been to India, right? - Yes, but not to cook. 107 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:56,875 ! have ginger. But its... 108 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,917 Something's missing... A bit of a kick. 109 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,667 In Indian food? Kick? 110 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:07,750 Have you tried it with curry? 111 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:10,583 Curry in curry? That's brilliant. 112 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,083 Now some good news. 113 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,167 We only need another 258 signatures, 114 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:19,917 and then we can apply for the referendum. 115 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,417 Mum, are you taking drugs? 116 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,500 Don't be square. It's just a joint. 117 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,000 That's still illegal! 118 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:33,625 Not if you get it on prescription. 119 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:36,500 Maybe you should try it, seeing how tense you are. 120 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,708 I don't understand why 121 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:44,042 the rural population refuses to accept refugees. 122 00:07:44,292 --> 00:07:46,042 All the grants... 123 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,167 I need to get back to the food. 124 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:52,458 That's nice, but ideologically they're still in the nineties. 125 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,708 The sixties. Some in the thirties. 126 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,250 Mum, that's really informative, 127 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:59,125 but I have to set the table. 128 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:01,458 - They'll be here any minute. - Wait. 129 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,625 Ask Thomas when he will come. 130 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:06,500 His assistant is so unorganised. 131 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,625 Yes, I will! Bye, I love you. 132 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:11,583 What are you doing? 133 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,500 It's called distraction. 134 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,667 Could you distract yourself by setting the table? 135 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:20,000 The left half of the brain stops, the right takes over 136 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,000 and boom, I remember where the damn key is. 137 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,042 - Ah! - Am I too early? 138 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,375 - No. - Just right. 139 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:34,000 - Hello. - I didn't know what's for dinner. 140 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:35,375 Something Indian. 141 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:38,375 - Good, rosé goes with everything. - Yes. 142 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:40,875 Something Indian? A curry? 143 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,292 - Don't ask me. - Where are the kids? 144 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,875 - At my parents. - Oh, what a shame! 145 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:48,167 Yes, enjoy the peace. 146 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:50,333 Mm... smells good! 147 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,750 Rene King. 148 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,542 As a Libra with Libra rising, 149 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:59,042 he's always balanced and gentle. 150 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,917 Nothing gets on his nerves. 151 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,792 Lucky for him, his job requires a steady hand. 152 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,167 He plays clarinet in the Beethoven Orchestra in Bonn. 153 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,083 Knock, knock! Anyone home? 154 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,625 Hello! 155 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,125 Are those highlights? Fabulous! 156 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:23,292 - Didn't I tell you? - Sassy! 157 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,250 You're the first to notice. 158 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,250 No, I noticed right away. 159 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:30,458 I just didn't want to... 160 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:36,292 Did you go to Sascha? I don't go anywhere else. 161 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:37,958 Me neither. 162 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,958 René and I have been best friends since childhood. 163 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,917 It's an eyelash wave. 164 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,125 - What? - Yes! 165 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:48,417 Years ago, after the death of his parents, my parents took him in. 166 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,458 Since then, we've done almost everything together. 167 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,958 René is very sensitive 168 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:55,917 and always has a sympathetic ear for anyone. 169 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:58,667 ...and he can't get over it... 170 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,500 He knows everything about me and [ about him. 171 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,292 He's the sister I never had. 172 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,958 What are you doing? 173 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:14,250 Elisabeth lost the key to the shed. 174 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,208 - Do you need it? - No. It's the principle. 175 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,667 - What do I get if I find it? - My eternal gratitude. 176 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,167 - How was Munich? - Good. It's Munich. 177 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:29,750 - They offered me a job. - In Munich? 178 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:33,750 The Symphony Orchestra. Their clarinettist had a burnout. 179 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,125 You're not seriously considering it? 180 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:37,833 It's just an offer. 181 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,458 Munich is too far away. 182 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,292 It's not that far. 183 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,833 You said the same about Canada. 184 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,667 Munich is much closer than Toronto. 185 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:51,792 - Much closer isn't close. - Nothing is decided! 186 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,875 The Munich Symphony Orchestral That's great! 187 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,375 You'll be near Dorothea and can visit her. 188 00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,583 True. 189 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:02,375 Well, who could that be? 190 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,625 - Hello? - It's me, open up! 191 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:11,167 - First a little question. - Come on. 192 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,750 When was the Federal Republic of Germany founded? 193 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,417 19457 194 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,208 Come on, Thomas, please! 195 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,958 Don't mix the end of fascism with the start of democracy. 196 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,917 - Will you open up? - Fine. 197 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:29,208 Only if you can tell me who wrote "Intrigue and Love"? 198 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,625 Little tip, it wasn't Goethe. 199 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,375 Well, Tho... 200 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,208 Thomas? 201 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,917 Thomas! 202 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,958 That's my brother. Thomas Béttcher. 203 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:50,458 Although not a good student, Thomas has had an amazing career. 204 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,167 He's the go-to broker 205 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,708 for luxury real estate in the Cologne-Bonn area. 206 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,708 He doesn't just know the biggest investors, 207 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:02,625 but has also risen to join the ranks of his wealthy clients. 208 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,625 This is the view! 209 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:08,917 No surprise, as Thomas could sell ice to Eskimos. 210 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:12,167 But life in the fast lane ls coming to an end. 211 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:15,958 Thomas and his girlfriend Anna are expecting their first child. 212 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,708 Hold these. 213 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:21,125 - Oh, something fine. - A gift from a client. 214 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:23,083 - It's too good for us... - Don't be silly. 215 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,125 - Where's the Jeep? - Not a Jeep. 216 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:26,500 - What is it? - An SUV. 217 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:30,333 - You know nothing about cars. - More than you do about literature. 218 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,125 - And history, philosophy... - Yes! 219 00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,875 Biology, art, physics... 220 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:38,292 - Thomas! - What are you doing? 221 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,000 Looking for the shed key. 222 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,750 Is there a reward? 223 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:45,417 - His eternal gratitude. - How generous. 224 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,417 Hold on, something has changed. 225 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,500 - It's quiet. - The kids are at Stephan's parents. 226 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,958 Thank God. 227 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,750 - And the fat one? - Thomas! 228 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,833 - In the kitchen. - Where else. 229 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,833 Ugh, wallpaper of the educated. 230 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,250 Tell me, Stephan? 231 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,292 How many of these books have you actually read? 232 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,000 All of them. 233 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,833 All of them? 234 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,708 Several times. 235 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,292 We're not going to drink this tonight. 236 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,625 - Hey! - Hey. 237 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,292 - Where did you leave Anna? - She's coming later. 238 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,625 - She has a casting. - And? 239 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:31,167 - And what? - The ultrasound. 240 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:32,667 Oh, yes. That. 241 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,875 Did something happen? 242 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,917 How can I put it... 243 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,750 I have some good news and some bad news. 244 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,792 The good news is... 245 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,333 It's a boy. 246 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,458 And the bad news? 247 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,250 He's dead. 248 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,917 - Oh, no. - What? 249 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,250 It was a joke. 250 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:00,333 Don't do that! 251 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,417 It's all fine. What else? 252 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,375 Look! Just like Daddy! 253 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,708 Show me, show me! 254 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,625 My nephew! 255 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,500 - Oh, no... - I can't see anything. 256 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:16,500 Or is it a kind of Rorschach test that we have to interpret? 257 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:21,083 - Stephan, open your eyes. - He's already more mature than his dad. 258 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:25,958 Dorothea wanted me to tell you your assistant is unorganised. 259 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,792 Thanks to Mum, she's about to take a sabbatical. 260 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,750 - Wow, organised by an assistant! - Are you jealous? 261 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,833 I'm organised, so I don't need one. 262 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,458 - When will you visit her? - I don't know. 263 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,042 Maybe René will go with you? 264 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,667 He's moving to Munich. 265 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,583 Nothing is decided. 266 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,958 Mum is always asking. 267 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,375 Then tell her, 268 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:51,500 the weekend of the 32nd/33rd November looks good. 269 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:55,500 Thomas, she wants to see you before the time comes... 270 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,792 Don't make me feel guilty. 271 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,625 - She seems pretty busy. - The mountains do her good. 272 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:04,625 Maybe she's just trying to cover up how lonely she is. 273 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,083 How is she lonely? 274 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,375 With the referendum, the charity and the Rosenthals, 275 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,375 she has no time left for us. 276 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,958 - Are we waiting for Anna? - No. 277 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,250 Since she started smoking, she hardly eats. 278 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,083 She smokes? 279 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,625 Yes... What can I say? 280 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:27,000 Pre-natal stress. She's the first woman to start smoking while pregnant. 281 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,917 It harms the child's growth! 282 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:32,333 He'll be happy if he can reach a light switch at 18. 283 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:38,417 I read small people have less success in their jobs than tall ones. 284 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:39,667 Ah! 285 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,750 What about Gerhard Schrodder, Putin... 286 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,375 Or Tom Cruise? 287 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,750 He won't be an actor. Or a politician. 288 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,458 Maybe a drummer? 289 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,542 Tin drummer. 290 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,917 Oskar Matzerath? 291 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:05,333 "The Tin Drum"? Gulnter Grass? Hello? 292 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:12,458 Which cliché of a literature professor aren't you? 293 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,333 So, a boy? 294 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,542 Yes! 295 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,917 Do you have a name? 296 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,542 - Of course! - Oh! 297 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,375 - Guess! - Oh, no... 298 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,375 - Come on! - Wait for Anna. 299 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:31,875 No, no... 300 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,042 - Guess. - Paul, like our Dad? 301 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:38,208 - That would be boring. - Iimagine a classic name. 302 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,167 They're fashionable again. 303 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,917 Friedrich? 304 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,375 - Karl? - Classic, but wrong. 305 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:45,708 We aren't chasing trends. 306 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,833 We need to think like him. 307 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,125 What he likes... 308 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,375 Mercedes? 309 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,625 - That's a girl. - Think about the mother. 310 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,750 Marlboro? 311 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,375 That's good. But wrong. 312 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:58,708 Any day now. 313 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:03,000 Something must be wrong with this damn cork. 314 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:06,292 - Max? - No, that is too common. 315 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:09,375 - Luca? - It's a boy! 316 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:12,417 It's a boys and girls name. It's very popular. 317 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,250 It's a boy. 318 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,000 So masculine? 319 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:19,042 Ivan? Wolfgang? Manfred? 320 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,417 - Manfred? - Leonard? Matthias? 321 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,750 - No. No. - Like Kastner? 322 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,375 - Erich? - No! Emil. 323 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,917 Few people know Kastner is Emil... 324 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,208 Neither like Kastner nor the detectives. 325 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,292 Heinrich? Henry? 326 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:35,917 No. No, no. 327 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,583 Donald? 328 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:42,667 That's would be good. 329 00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:48,750 Why not? 330 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,458 Give us a hint at least! 331 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,875 - Starts with an A. - Al 332 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,000 - A... A - Um... 333 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,833 - Alexander? - Axel? 334 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,125 - Alois? - Amadeus? 335 00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:21,750 - Aurel? - Ansgar? 336 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,958 - No. - Albert? 337 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,250 Cold. 338 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,375 - Alfred? - What kind of name is that? 339 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,750 - Anton? - No. 340 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,125 Alexander? 341 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,667 We had that. 342 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,292 - Adrian? - Cold. 343 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:39,042 - Arved? - No, more well-known. 344 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,708 - Andreas! - More original. 345 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,542 - Andre? - No. Different. 346 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,708 Anders? 347 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,083 Why not? 348 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,625 In Scandinavian countries, Anders is... 349 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,333 He's not Scandinavian. 350 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,667 Right. 351 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:57,167 I need to check my chicken. 352 00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,458 Bring the other corkscrew. This one is broken. 353 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,792 You better not carry on without me. 354 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,292 It's not so easy. 355 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,000 - Arne? - Arnulf? 356 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,208 - No. - Wait for me! 357 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,375 - Yes! - Alfons? 358 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,250 Asterix? 359 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,625 Um, no. 360 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,292 But there is a historical connection. 361 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,667 Ah! 362 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,875 Artur? 363 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,958 Abraham? 364 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,833 - Alexander? - No, still not Alexander. 365 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:36,083 Historical, but not Alex. 366 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:42,250 AL well... 367 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,083 - Attila? - No. 368 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,917 - Anatol? - No. 369 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,875 - Which historical figure is that? - Anatol. 370 00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:54,083 The famous Anatol from German... 371 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,250 Apollo? 372 00:19:56,417 --> 00:20:00,208 Right, Apollo 13. Houston, we have a problem. 373 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,833 - Then I don't know... Augustus? - No. 374 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,292 - Artemis. - You mean Aramis. 375 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,667 - Why? - Artemis is a Greek goddess. 376 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:17,125 - And Aramis? - One of the three musketeers. 377 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:21,292 - Aramis? - No. 378 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,042 Then say it. 379 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,292 Adolf. 380 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,792 Very funny. Come on, tell us. 381 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:39,375 - Adolf. - Don't be silly. Out with it. 382 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,167 Why am I being silly? 383 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,917 Ha, ha, ha. 384 00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:46,958 We laughed a lot. 385 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,458 You're not calling your son Adolf. 386 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,042 Why not? 387 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:56,333 Adolf. 388 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,458 Like... Adolf? 389 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:03,833 Exactly. 390 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,125 Really? 391 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:09,708 - Yes. - But... 392 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,417 Yes, but... you can't... 393 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,833 He can't be serious. 394 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,417 I am serious. It's Adolf. 395 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,958 You want to name your son Adolf? 396 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,000 Like Adolf Hitler? 397 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:29,958 - Are you stupid? - Right... 398 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:33,500 You don't have to go ballistic because we chose a special name. 399 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,417 I'm sorry. You're crazy if you call your son Adolf. 400 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,875 Isn't that illegal? I'm sure it is. 401 00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:41,917 - It probably is. - Where's my phone? 402 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:46,333 What's your Wi-Fi? 403 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,833 Hal! 404 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:55,833 "In Germany, the name Adolf is, in principle... 405 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,333 not illegal." 406 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:05,917 "As with all other names, 407 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:09,458 registry offices are responsible for reviewing 408 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,792 the parental motivation."” 409 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,250 My motivation will withstand any review. 410 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,333 That's beside the point. 411 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:22,000 Even if it's not forbidden... You can't! Not now! 412 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,167 - Why not now? - Hello? 413 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:26,792 Refugee camps are being burned down. 414 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:29,750 Xenophobia is becoming socially acceptable. 415 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,875 Don't get me started with the far-right. 416 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,583 - You want to play with fire? - No! 417 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,708 - Shall I explain? - What is there to explain? 418 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,083 I've got it. Abraham! 419 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,250 Like the Rosenthal's son. 420 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:43,917 Is that it? 421 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,833 Oh, quite the opposite. 422 00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:51,042 - Um... - That's not the problem. 423 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:54,250 - You spilt some. - What? No. Yes. 424 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,958 - It doesn't matter. - Why? 425 00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:00,667 You told them. 426 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,458 Yes, unfortunately... 427 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,875 I asked you to wait. 428 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:08,542 - Elisabeth, that's not the problem. - You said! 429 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,292 - Your brother... - No. 430 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:13,125 - Elisabeth... - I don't care. 431 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:14,958 - You don't care? - No. 432 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,917 - I'll tell you anyway. - I won't listen. 433 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:21,000 Blah, blah... Blah, blah... 434 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,208 Stop it. 435 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:24,375 Blah, blah... 436 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,458 - That's enough. - Blah, blah... 437 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,792 Adolf! Did you hear? Adolf! 438 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:31,000 He's naming his son Adolf. 439 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,417 - What? - Your bro... 440 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:36,458 Your brother will baptise his son 441 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:39,958 in the fine-sounding name of Adolf Béttcher. 442 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:42,083 - Uh, no. - No? 443 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,708 - No? - What then? 444 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,583 - You were kidding? - I'm not baptising him. 445 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,542 He should decide for himself. 446 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:53,792 The first time since '45 God and Hitler are used in one sentence. 447 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,667 At least in my circles. 448 00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,208 You need to baptise him. 449 00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:00,292 Forget baptism. He's calling his son Adolf. 450 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:03,000 - Stephan! - Why are you so aggressive? 451 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,292 He's naming his son like Hitler and I'm aggressive? 452 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,208 You can't do that to him. 453 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:13,583 - You act as if it's a crime. - Against humanity! 454 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:17,583 At least if we had an Adolf in the family, 455 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,792 you could say it's like his great-grandfather. 456 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,417 But you're marking him for life. 457 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,875 At school, how are teachers supposed to address him? 458 00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,333 With his name? 459 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:30,958 Think about it. 460 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:34,125 He will be teased all day long. 461 00:24:34,292 --> 00:24:35,583 No, absolutely not. 462 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,667 I'll call him something else. 463 00:24:37,917 --> 00:24:39,667 Right. And what? 464 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:44,667 No idea. I'll give him a nickname. 465 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,708 What kind of nickname? 466 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,500 I thought...Kid. 467 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:52,292 - Kid? - Exactly. 468 00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,875 "Kid... dinner's ready." 469 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:56,458 He's not a goat. 470 00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:01,625 I like goats. They're really cute. 471 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:08,333 So, then you have to tell Kid one day, 472 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,958 that there was another kid who invaded Poland. 473 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:16,042 Then you have to teach the topic until we get to the rest. 474 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,833 You will call my son by his name. 475 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,125 Adolf. 476 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:23,833 Like the greatest mass murderer of all time. 477 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,875 There are other Adolfs. 478 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:28,250 But your Adolf comes after the Adolf 479 00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:32,500 who forever put his mark on the name. 480 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:35,875 That's why the name will make him a political person. 481 00:25:36,042 --> 00:25:39,208 From day one, he has to be critical of the past. 482 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:43,500 - He'll hate Nazis. - Or be their new leader. 483 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,958 It's not funny. 484 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,208 It is a little. 485 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:56,917 Look, isn't he lifting his right arm? 486 00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:01,125 Leave the child alone. It's not his fault. 487 00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:04,833 Maybe at least with -ph? 488 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,042 - Adolph with -ph? - Yes! 489 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:10,167 So he can be different from Adolf with -f. 490 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,958 Elisabeth! -Ph! 491 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,333 It doesn't make a difference! 492 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,042 - Ph! 493 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:19,333 Catastrophe! 494 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,708 Philosophy! 495 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,000 - Ph! 496 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,333 Adolf -f and Adolph -ph, 497 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:30,292 they are homonyms with the same meaning. 498 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,917 Final Solution. 499 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,917 What about an accent? Adolphé! 500 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,875 Don't overdo it, Stephan. 501 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:41,833 Exactly. Don't overdo it, Stephan. 502 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,333 - Ph! 503 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:46,000 Thank you for your support, honey. 504 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,542 When's dinner? 505 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:13,000 Do you want some seeds? 506 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,875 You've outdone yourself, Elisabeth. 507 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,708 - And this was from a client? - They love me. 508 00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:26,583 Your students never give you anything. 509 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:28,125 Don't be sad, Stephan. 510 00:27:28,292 --> 00:27:30,333 They give you something more valuable. 511 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,042 Their attention. 512 00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:37,250 Tell me, Stephan. Did I understand correctly? 513 00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:41,042 Do you think he did what he did, because his name was Adolf? 514 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,875 - Not again. -1... 515 00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:45,292 - Can you say that again? - Not again. 516 00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:46,625 Not you. 517 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:51,625 Do you think he did what he did, because his name was Adolf? 518 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,875 Can we eat in peace? 519 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:55,917 Let your brother speak. 520 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,500 I'm curious. 521 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,917 Hitler wasn't Hitler because of his name. 522 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:05,000 If he was called Klaus Meier, he would have been the same. 523 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:08,125 Instead, it would have been "Heil Meier!" 524 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:11,208 Yes, but Mummy and Daddy Hitler 525 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:13,125 called their son Adolf, 526 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:16,042 not Klaus, Peter or Knut. 527 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,875 And what about the other famous Adolfs? 528 00:28:21,042 --> 00:28:23,167 - Who's that? - Adolf... 529 00:28:24,042 --> 00:28:25,583 - Adolf... - Grimme? 530 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:27,542 Grimme. Adolf Grimme. 531 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,000 His parents called him Adolf 532 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,708 and no one turns down a Grimme Award. 533 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,000 He didn't massacre anybody. 534 00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:37,958 - That's why we chose the name. - Because of Adolf Grimme? 535 00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:40,667 Because we need positive examples. 536 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:44,125 My Adolf has a mission. He's like Gandhi! 537 00:28:44,292 --> 00:28:48,250 His name calls out peacefully into the world, 538 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:52,250 "Hitler, you took everything from Germany, but not the name!" 539 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:55,208 Did you just compare Gandhi with Hitler? 540 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,625 Why not? 541 00:28:57,375 --> 00:29:00,958 My Adolf is in silent protest against your Adolf. 542 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,208 What? My Adolf? 543 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:05,375 You speak of nothing else. 544 00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:08,875 Hitler here, Hitler there. You're obsessed with Hitler. 545 00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:10,542 That is... 546 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:14,875 That's the biggest rubbish I've ever heard. 547 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:17,792 It's not rubbish. It's courage. 548 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,375 I don't shrink away from Hitler. Unlike you. 549 00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:24,833 You make your Adolf an icon of evil. A myth. 550 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:28,042 - You canonise Hitler - You're exaggerating. 551 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,625 I canonise Hitler? 552 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:32,375 Not just you, all of Germany. 553 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:34,083 Hitler still dominates us. 554 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,792 Every second Spiegel cover is Hitler. 555 00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:38,667 Hitler is everywhere. Why? 556 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:41,875 He's a pop star who people like you keep alive. 557 00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:43,167 - Like me? - Yes. 558 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:47,750 Not right-wing populists, old Nazis or xenophobic idiots. 559 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:50,250 Lefties, who claim to be against Hitler, 560 00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:54,458 but get turned on by his crimes every evening on TV. 561 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,167 - Must I listen to this? - I prefer watching ARTE. 562 00:29:57,333 --> 00:30:01,250 I don't just claim to be against Nazis. I am. 563 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,167 Of course I am! 564 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,667 Of course you are, 565 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:09,833 but put simply, that means you do nothing. 566 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:13,208 - I donate to refugees. - Your old corduroy suits. 567 00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:15,708 So they look like shit when they get beat up in Saxony. 568 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:18,542 Here's to you, Stephan. Vive la résistance! 569 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:23,833 But you're making a stand 570 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,792 by naming your son after the most senior Nazi? 571 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:29,125 Exactly. By calling my son Adolf, 572 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:33,792 I'm taking the first step to destroying the myth of Hitler. 573 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,417 Thomas, I have a question. I want you to be honest. 574 00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:41,208 - Yes. - Are you on drugs? 575 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,667 Powdered your nose? 576 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:45,417 I just want to classify your statement. 577 00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:48,750 - That's uncalled for. - I want to understand him. 578 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,500 I'm going to clear the table. 579 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:54,542 I'll get the next course ready 580 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,042 and when I come back, 581 00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:58,625 we will speak about something else. 582 00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:01,083 What are we having? 583 00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:03,583 Chicken curry. 584 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,125 Poor Kid. 585 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,583 It's none of my business. I don't want to get involved. 586 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,125 It sounds like you've thought about it. 587 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:20,417 But won't you reconsider? 588 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:24,625 You can't separate Adolf from Hitler. Your protest is in vain. 589 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:27,292 So the name should be erased? Forever? 590 00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:28,750 That's how it is. 591 00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:33,417 Then you have to throw away your favourite trainers or "sneakers". 592 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,375 Huh? 593 00:31:35,542 --> 00:31:38,042 What do you wear when you're relaxing on the weekend? 594 00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:40,708 What are you on about? 595 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:44,458 - Trainers. - Hm, Adidas? 596 00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:46,375 Yes, okay. 597 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,917 And where does the "Adi" in Adidas come from? 598 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,625 Adolf Dassler, founder of Adidas. 599 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:55,875 Millions of Germans wear Adolf on their feet. 600 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,708 And not just that. 601 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:01,792 Adidas is on every shirt of the German national team. 602 00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,375 - It's an argument. - A shit one! 603 00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:09,042 They have no association with Hitler! With Adolf, that's all you think of. 604 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,167 So it depends what people think? 605 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:14,875 No! Except with a name like Adolf. 606 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,625 So a name like Snoopy would be okay? 607 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,958 Snoopy didn't wipe out Europe! 608 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:23,208 - Neither did my Adolf! - Stephan, Thomas! Calm! 609 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:25,625 Adolf is the byword for crime! 610 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,000 You can't call your son Adolf! 611 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:31,958 Ah, the name is forbidden, even though it's not forbidden? 612 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:35,542 - You... could say that. - Aha. 613 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:37,375 Does it apply to other names? 614 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,500 - What? - Let's make a list. 615 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,167 Let's make a list. 616 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:46,208 Whatever Schindler can do, Boéttcher can do better. 617 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:48,292 I can hear you. 618 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:50,000 Begin. 619 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,625 Or is Adolf the only forbidden name? 620 00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:57,083 - Can we change the topic? - No, we're making Bottcher's List. 621 00:32:57,250 --> 00:33:00,125 We're looking for a new name. Any ideas? 622 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:03,375 Josef? Like Grandpa? Classic, not too common. 623 00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:04,917 With -f or -ph? 624 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:07,375 Can't have Josef, right Stephan? 625 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:12,042 I don't know history like you, but wasn't there another dictator? 626 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,792 - Stalin. - Ah! Yes, right! 627 00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:16,625 Josef Stalin. 628 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:19,250 Josef is also the name of Jesus' father, 629 00:33:19,417 --> 00:33:24,292 but then Josef came and gave the name his own stamp. 630 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,250 Right? 631 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:28,208 Yes, that's the principle. 632 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,625 In principle. 633 00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:31,625 So, bye Josef... 634 00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:34,125 Bye...Erich. 635 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,333 - And bye, Ben. - Ben? 636 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,875 I haven't studied, but there was 637 00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:43,083 another one in Italy, right? 638 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,125 Benito Mussolini. 639 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:47,250 Ha! Yes, right. 640 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,458 And again. Countless dead. 641 00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:52,875 Benito, Ben, Benedikt... 642 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:56,667 It didn't bother the Pope, but Stephan is more papal than the pope. 643 00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:58,750 Oh, and Hitler's gang. 644 00:33:58,917 --> 00:34:01,292 - Bye, Heinrich... - Hermann. 645 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,958 Bye, Hermann. 646 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,375 And bye again, Joseph. 647 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,625 What about your godfather, Fritz? 648 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,500 - Fritz Haarmann? - The serial killer? 649 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,375 How many victims? 650 00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:16,125 Around 20? Around 20. 651 00:34:16,292 --> 00:34:19,167 - Still 2 moderate success. - Ridiculous! 652 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,625 Tell me, Stephan. 653 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:23,833 How many deaths are needed to ban a name? 654 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,667 This is stupid. 655 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:30,500 Okay, well let's keep going with serial killers then. 656 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:32,417 Suggestions? 657 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,833 I'll start with the most well-known. 658 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,042 Jack the Ripper. 659 00:34:36,292 --> 00:34:40,417 So no Jack. What is the German form of Jack? 660 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,042 Hans. 661 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:44,250 Thanks. Hans. 662 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,500 - That's a nice name. - Next? 663 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,542 - Marc Dutroux? - René, don't join in! 664 00:34:49,792 --> 00:34:51,375 Very good, Rene. Bye, Marc. 665 00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:54,208 Right, so. What about terrorists? 666 00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,542 - Andreas Baader. - Renél 667 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,042 Andreas is out. 668 00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:04,042 There's not much left for new-borns. 669 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,375 Thomas. I think we've got it. 670 00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,042 Rudolf? 671 00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:13,083 Hess. 672 00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:17,917 - It's your problem. - No, Elisabeth! 673 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:21,875 Your brother has a duty as part of society. 674 00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:23,375 He's the father! 675 00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:26,500 But you have to tell the Rosenthals his name is Adolf! 676 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,958 I can't wait. They'll understand I'm doing them a favour. 677 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:32,208 I'm doing us all a favour. 678 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,750 Yes, it's generous 679 00:35:33,917 --> 00:35:36,750 that you want to free us all from fascism. 680 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,708 But if you name your son Adolf, 681 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,917 you can forget that. 682 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,167 Because he's called Adolf. Like Hitler. 683 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:46,500 Everyone will say, "The parents are Nazis." 684 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:47,708 Full stop. 685 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,125 End of discussion. 686 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,292 Okay. 687 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,792 Whatever. 688 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,792 See, he's not that stubborn. 689 00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:12,750 My chicken! 690 00:36:12,917 --> 00:36:16,333 When I come back, we tell René why he can't move to Munich. 691 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,750 - Have you found a place? - No. 692 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,042 - Wait for me! - Yes! 693 00:36:21,292 --> 00:36:22,417 We'll wait! 694 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,958 I'm curious to see what Elisabeth has prepared. 695 00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:30,250 Yes. 696 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:34,208 - What will he be called then? - Huh? Adolf. 697 00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:37,958 Stop it. We had a laugh. So? 698 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:39,625 Adolf. 699 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,583 You just said you didn't want to do it. 700 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:46,542 No, you said, "End of discussion!" 701 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,833 And I said, "Whatever". For Lisa. 702 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:53,792 Your tantrum proves how necessary it is. 703 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:56,875 And Stephan, it's not just an idea. 704 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,708 It's the start of a revolution. 705 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,417 I'm going to throw up. 706 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:03,792 Stephan! 707 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,792 René, who do you hate the most? 708 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,958 - No one. - There must be someone. 709 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,042 - I wouldn't say that. - Someone you don't like? 710 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:14,750 Franz Schwertfeger, our second violinist. 711 00:37:14,917 --> 00:37:16,875 Franz is an arsehole's name. 712 00:37:17,042 --> 00:37:18,625 It makes you think of... 713 00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:21,750 Franz von Assisi or Franz Beckenbauer. 714 00:37:21,917 --> 00:37:24,875 - And not Franz Schubert or Liszt? - No, no. 715 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:26,792 Hey. 716 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:32,000 Franz Schwertfeger erases all saints because he's an arsehole. 717 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:36,000 So Adolf Bottcher can succeed in pushing Hitler from his throne. 718 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:44,292 - What's going on? - They started again. 719 00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:47,167 - No. - Franz Schwertfeger, thank God. 720 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,458 I don't get it. 721 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,500 Then you should stay here. 722 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:53,042 Sorry that I'm cooking for you! 723 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,500 - Sabeth! - Leave me alone. 724 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,667 It's role play. 725 00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:06,542 It's the only way they can have sex. They're fucking in the kitchen. Bet? 726 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:13,542 Sabeth, I'm sorry. Your brother is killing me. 727 00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:20,542 My fair young lady, may I make so free as to lend you my arm and company? 728 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:23,042 No Goethe quotes in my Kitchen. 729 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:30,792 Fucking thing. 730 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,750 HITLER, MEIN KAMPF A CRITICAL EDITION 731 00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:09,167 What's up? 732 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,375 - I really fell for it. - What? 733 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,917 Adolf. 734 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,583 I'm serious. 735 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,500 I saw it. 736 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,833 What have you seen? 737 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:29,250 Hitler, Adolf. "Mein Kampf, Critical Edition". 738 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,625 You didn't push it back completely. 739 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:35,125 Fuck! 740 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:37,875 But he gets so upset! 741 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,917 "The name must be erased forever." 742 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,583 Don't tell the others. 743 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:46,375 - Okay, but I won't lie. - Yes. 744 00:39:46,542 --> 00:39:48,542 Do what you want, but leave me out of it. 745 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,125 What are you really calling him? 746 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:53,333 Paul, like Dad. 747 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,875 Paul. Dorothea will like that. 748 00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:57,708 - Sabeth... - Leave me alone. 749 00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,000 There was this moment between us and he asked, 750 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:03,958 "Mum, why does Dad have hair on his boobs?" 751 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:08,083 Oh, how lovely... 752 00:40:12,542 --> 00:40:14,417 It wasn't worth arguing about. 753 00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,458 I agree. Can I have some more? 754 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:19,083 What is worth arguing about? 755 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,958 - Oh, please, Stephan. - I'm just asking. 756 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,792 For you, what is important enough to argue about? 757 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:27,375 Maybe we don't have to argue. 758 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,167 Yes, you're right. 759 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,417 We don't need to. 760 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,167 But what makes you angry? Clearly not fascism. 761 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:41,458 - It wasn't about that. - What then? 762 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:44,333 Well, you. 763 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,917 The name was just a hook 764 00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:49,375 to start an argument. 765 00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:52,750 Ah. 766 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,042 The topic doesn't matter. It's just an excuse to argue. 767 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:58,208 Abortion? Burka ban? Genetic engineering? 768 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:01,792 Someone takes a position. Somebody else another. 769 00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:05,875 The only aim is to annoy each other. 770 00:41:06,042 --> 00:41:08,458 I would never call my son Adolf. 771 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:10,500 It's always the same. 772 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:12,333 You play talk show. With talk show topics. 773 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,250 The main thing is to prove how seriously we take ourselves. 774 00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:19,000 What? 775 00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:20,208 It's amusing, but I won't get involved. 776 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:22,500 Finally. 777 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:25,875 Something wrong? 778 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:31,542 No, eat in peace. I'll get it. 779 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:36,875 Delicious. 780 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,000 - Hello! - Sorry, I'm so late. 781 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,333 No problem. No problem. 782 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,583 The food's still warm. 783 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,542 Take it off. The guys are in good form tonight. 784 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:55,750 Oh! Wow, he's grown! 785 00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:58,792 - Does he move a lot? - Yes. Quite a lot. 786 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,708 Nice dress. Is this what you wear for castings? 787 00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:05,083 - Careful with the hook. - Hardly anything fits anymore. 788 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:08,542 The hook is really... 789 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,083 You won't believe who I met recently for a cocktail at Cafe Klecks. 790 00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:17,083 Mario Petzold. 791 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,292 - How do you know... - Sorry! 792 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:21,458 The director took forever. 793 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:24,125 - We already started. - I'm not hungry anyway. 794 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:29,458 Let me look at you. You look great. 795 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,417 You too. 796 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:33,625 You haven't put on a pound. How? 797 00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:35,917 - Welcome! - Thanks. 798 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,333 - You never said that to me. - You put on weight! 799 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:40,417 It doesn't matter, it's almost all gone! 800 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:43,708 I hope so. After almost six years. 801 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,792 - That's not what I meant. - Every woman is different. 802 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:48,667 And I'm the fat type? 803 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:50,708 No, you're normal. You're healthy. 804 00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:54,333 The food looks great. 805 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,625 - Sure you won't have some? - No. 806 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,458 No wine either. Unfortunately. 807 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,625 So, how are you? 808 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,083 Castings are stressful, but I think I'm getting somewhere. 809 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:12,458 - Are you still taking roles? - Most are for after the birth. 810 00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:16,125 She wants to work as soon as she can. 811 00:43:16,292 --> 00:43:18,375 It's great she's doing so well. 812 00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:20,583 When he's three weeks old, 813 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:22,250 I can take him to the nursery and pick him up. 814 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:24,750 Thomas gets carried away. 815 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,750 As if I'll have my figure back after three weeks. 816 00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:30,375 You keep this up and you'll never lose your old figure. 817 00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:33,500 You're such a charmer. 818 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:35,708 I think a bit of flesh is sensual, right Stephan? 819 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,667 - It's very feminine. - See? 820 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:41,625 That's very sweet, but those casting directors see it differently. 821 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:45,250 A few love handles never harmed anyone. 822 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:47,833 - Love handles? - Yes, I have some. You, too. 823 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,958 No, we don't. 824 00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:52,458 - Men have fat. Bacon. - A paunch, a belly. 825 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:55,208 Do you use face cream? 826 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:56,958 - If anyone does, it's René. - Right. 827 00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,875 How do you treat your skin? 828 00:44:00,042 --> 00:44:01,792 - We don't. - We wash it. 829 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:03,875 - Won't you eat? - No. 830 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,583 - You're eating for two. - No. 831 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,417 Yes, from what we've heard, 832 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,375 there's a leader growing in you. 833 00:44:13,542 --> 00:44:16,708 What is it? 834 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:25,250 They think our son's name is... 835 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:28,375 sub-optimal. 836 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:29,917 You told them? 837 00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:32,667 He couldn't resist. He was so proud. 838 00:44:32,917 --> 00:44:35,250 You don't think it's wicked? 839 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:38,083 No, we don't think it's wicked. 840 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:43,083 Not least because "wicked" is a hon-word. 841 00:44:45,167 --> 00:44:48,167 It has nothing to do 842 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,375 with its original meaning being "wicca", the witch. 843 00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:55,458 It's just a stupid synonym 844 00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:57,292 that every idiot uses. 845 00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,375 Like: "your hair is wicked, your car is wicked". Everything is wicked. 846 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:02,750 It shouldn't be in the vocabulary of someone over 18. 847 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,250 They don't think it's wicked. 848 00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:13,792 Shame. 849 00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:15,167 Well, we were a bit surprised. 850 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:18,000 I'd say horrified. 851 00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,542 I'm sorry. 852 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:22,542 We thought you'd like the reference. 853 00:45:23,542 --> 00:45:27,208 The reference? 854 00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:29,167 That's just what we didn't like. 855 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:32,792 Hm? 856 00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:39,000 I think there's a misunderstanding. 857 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:42,625 Leave it. 858 00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:43,875 How dare you come and say it to our face? 859 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:47,542 - I don't get it. - Thomas had this idea. All right. 860 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:53,250 But you're going along with it. 861 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,333 - Yes, the name was my idea. - Really? 862 00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:58,958 So... 863 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:05,250 Well, maybe you're not so familiar with its history. 864 00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:09,375 But forget it. 865 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:11,375 But you are aware of what this man did back then? 866 00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:15,583 No idea. I never met him. 867 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,500 "I never..." Listen to her. 868 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:22,000 "She" is sitting here. 869 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,167 Say it to my face. 870 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:27,375 - Anna... - Gladly. 871 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:29,083 You are living proof of educational failure. 872 00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:32,833 The chick has a screw loose. 873 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,417 - Uh.. - What'? 874 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,000 The chick has a screw loose. 875 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:38,333 - Thomas, that's enough! - Good... 876 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,750 Are you happy? This is what you get with that fucking name. 877 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,667 Who do you think you are? 878 00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,750 - He didn't mean that. - He's a professor. 879 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,917 - He knows what he's saying. - Indeed. 880 00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:52,417 I know words and their meaning, I don't just repeat them. 881 00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:56,000 - Fuck you. - Woah! 882 00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:57,542 The smartass can shove it. 883 00:46:57,792 --> 00:46:59,375 I can call my son what I want! 884 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:02,333 No, you can't. 885 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:04,208 I won't take advice from someone 886 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:05,583 who named his kids Cajus and Antigone! 887 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:08,500 Woah! Stop! Stop! 888 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:11,042 Stop. It was a joke. 889 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,417 It was a joke. 890 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:15,917 I told them we were calling him Adolf. 891 00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:21,083 That's why Stephan is so annoyed. 892 00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:23,792 It was a joke. 893 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:25,125 We're naming him Paul, like Dad. That's what Anna meant. 894 00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:30,083 Right... 895 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,917 Let's calm down... 896 00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,708 Sit down again... 897 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,250 Eat the chicken. It's delicious. 898 00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:42,292 And dessert too. Right, Lisa? 899 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,417 It's all fine. 900 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:45,667 You have to push and pull. 901 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:53,875 - At the same time. - Wait. 902 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:55,708 It was expensive. 903 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,292 That was intentional. 904 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,292 It wasn't! 905 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:11,542 Shall I get you ice? 906 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,333 Okay, it was stupid of me. 907 00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:21,750 I'm an arse. I'm sorry. 908 00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,958 I apologise, okay? 909 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:27,125 René, will you play us something? 910 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,583 No. 911 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:37,167 Lisa, help me. 912 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,792 Anyone for dessert? 913 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,042 Stephan? 914 00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:48,375 Won't you say something? 915 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,458 What should I say? Did it hurt? 916 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:52,875 Don't you see, this whole story was about 917 00:48:53,042 --> 00:48:55,750 telling us how stupid our kid's names are? 918 00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:58,750 Rubbish. I just saw "Mein Kampf" on the shelf. 919 00:48:58,917 --> 00:49:01,917 It was a joke. That's it. 920 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,167 - Well... very funny. - He apologised. 921 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:08,042 Thomas yes, Anna not. 922 00:49:08,292 --> 00:49:10,333 - Me? I only answer to "chick". - Annal Please. 923 00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:13,292 Nobody wanted to insult you or your kids. 924 00:49:13,542 --> 00:49:16,125 " Won't take advice from someone 925 00:49:16,292 --> 00:49:17,625 who named his kids Cajus and Antigone!" 926 00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:20,500 - Why did she say that? - What do you want to hear? 927 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:23,417 What I think about his kids' names. 928 00:49:23,667 --> 00:49:26,583 - Exactly. - She likes the names. 929 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,083 Really? 930 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:30,542 Yes. 931 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:32,917 We think Cajus and Antigone are... 932 00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:37,875 ...cool names. Really. 933 00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:43,458 Finally. 934 00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,417 I wondered where it was all this time and there it was. 935 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:48,750 - What? Who? - Your face. 936 00:49:48,917 --> 00:49:50,708 What about it? 937 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:52,250 You make it when you say something you don't mean. 938 00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:55,625 I don't make a face. 939 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,833 You've never noticed? 940 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,250 Okay, we get it. 941 00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:02,375 You're angry because I was joking around, 942 00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:04,708 but enough's enough. 943 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:07,083 Man... 944 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:10,083 How did the audition for the series go, darling? 945 00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:22,708 It wasn't a series. It was a play. 946 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,125 How did the audition for the play go? 947 00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:31,875 You're interested? 948 00:50:32,042 --> 00:50:33,667 Of course. 949 00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:35,708 Usually you never ask. 950 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:38,042 You always react like this. 951 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,500 You don't take my career seriously. 952 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:44,958 Jesus. 953 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,375 What do you want to say? 954 00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,250 "What career?" 955 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,167 No, that's not it. 956 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:53,875 I went to an internationally renowned drama school. 957 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:58,583 And last year, I did a workshop in New York. 958 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:04,250 That I paid for. 959 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:06,667 It was a birthday present! 960 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,375 And yet I'm taking maternity leave. And you? 961 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:13,958 We've talked about it. It's financial. 962 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:17,250 I'd love to take paternity leave. 963 00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:19,667 - There it is again. - What? Who? 964 00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:22,042 Your face. 965 00:51:22,292 --> 00:51:23,792 Of course, I make my face. It's my face. 966 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:27,583 Okay. 967 00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:33,625 How do I make it? 968 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:35,542 "I'd love to take paternity leave." 969 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,708 Where's the face? ll don't get it. 970 00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,708 - You're not making a face. - Right! 971 00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:43,958 - It's more a pout. - Pout is too much. 972 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:47,083 You think? But it is more like... 973 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,750 Exactly. 974 00:51:49,917 --> 00:51:51,583 What? 975 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:52,958 "Stephan, your new Opel is very nice." 976 00:51:53,667 --> 00:51:56,083 Yes, exactly. 977 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,500 Isn't that a pout? 978 00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,750 It's more a face than a pout! 979 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,875 - Don't let them get to you. - They're not. 980 00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:06,375 "Cajus and Antigone are cool names. Really." 981 00:52:06,542 --> 00:52:09,917 That's good. 982 00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:12,833 It's really sweet. 983 00:52:13,667 --> 00:52:15,708 Laugh. I'm above it. 984 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:18,167 "I'm above it!" 985 00:52:23,167 --> 00:52:24,708 Do you know what this face says? 986 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,750 - You can kiss my arse. - Oh! 987 00:52:28,083 --> 00:52:30,750 Police! Police! 988 00:52:31,125 --> 00:52:32,500 - Don't be so sensitive. - I'm not. 989 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,583 - I'll get dessert. - I'll help. 990 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:38,792 - Pass me the pot. - Yes. 991 00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:40,792 - I'll do it. - Put it in there. 992 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,083 The face was perfect! 993 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:45,000 - You should act too. - Do you think? 994 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:48,667 In tenth grade, I was in Theatre Club. 995 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,750 You have always struggled with verse. 996 00:52:51,917 --> 00:52:54,958 Tadam, tadam, tadam. I had to listen. 997 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:57,542 Why did you stop? 998 00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,375 I was too scared. 999 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,333 You were cute. 1000 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,833 Is there anything else to do? 1001 00:53:03,542 --> 00:53:05,500 You think they're stupid names. 1002 00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:17,542 You know that they are not normal names. 1003 00:53:18,917 --> 00:53:22,542 They sound like... what do I know, 1004 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:25,000 like a play. 1005 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,375 "Big premiere today: 'Cajus and Antigone'!" 1006 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:29,208 - What is normal? - What? Usual. 1007 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:32,583 Conventional. Not so original. 1008 00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:35,417 And is Adolf original or normal? 1009 00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:40,667 You're really pissing me off! 1010 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:43,083 They're original to be original. 1011 00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,458 They're not names. They're like post-its on a forehead. 1012 00:53:46,625 --> 00:53:50,000 "I'm the Anti-Kevin. My parents are really clever." It's dumb. 1013 00:53:50,167 --> 00:53:54,542 Paul Bottcher sounds like a Jeep and GQ. 1014 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,750 It is not a Jeep. 1015 00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:58,542 And I don't care what people think. 1016 00:53:58,792 --> 00:54:01,500 Unlike you. 1017 00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:03,667 You're so obsessed that you don't even notice 1018 00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:05,917 that your kids are victimized at school 1019 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,917 because they have stupid names. 1020 00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:10,083 You are a pseudointellectual poser. 1021 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:13,542 Me? 1022 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:15,000 - Pseudointellectual? - And poser. 1023 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:17,167 - Obsessed with my image? - Eaten up by it. 1024 00:54:17,333 --> 00:54:19,792 Of all your jokes today, that's the best. 1025 00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:22,958 Dessert. 1026 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,167 It tastes incredible! 1027 00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,708 I can't believe you're saying that. You are egomania personified. 1028 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:33,417 Me? Egomaniacal? 1029 00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:35,417 Self-confident, yes. And not perfect... 1030 00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:37,875 I think Thomas is generous. 1031 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:39,750 - Seel - Oh... 1032 00:54:39,917 --> 00:54:41,542 Not everyone sees your egomania. 1033 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:44,208 - Thanks. - I don't follow. 1034 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:46,583 You do everything to be in the centre of attention. 1035 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,792 You can't stand it when you're not. 1036 00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:52,750 I've been observing you for a while. 1037 00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:55,125 Since when? 1038 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,042 For a long, long time. 1039 00:54:57,208 --> 00:54:59,125 And when did you see it for the first time? 1040 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:03,917 - Can you stop now? - How? For how long? 1041 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,875 René, can you say something? 1042 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:09,250 - When? - Thanks! 1043 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,583 It all started with Jackie. 1044 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:15,500 Aunt Ulla's dog. 1045 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,958 You know what I'm talking about. 1046 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,958 Aunt Ulla had a terrier. 1047 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,792 That neurotic mutt was the thing she held most dear. 1048 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,333 - A child replacement. - A sweet dog. 1049 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,375 But totally stupid. She spoiled him. 1050 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:33,750 It was a hot day in autumn. We were by the Rhine. 1051 00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:36,083 The adults drank beer. We were bored. 1052 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:40,208 - How old were you? -/ was thirteen... 1053 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,333 - He was fourteen, I was nine. - Now you remember? 1054 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:47,375 Jackie wouldn't stop barking. 1055 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:50,917 - Do you remember, Rene? - He had a scruffy coat. 1056 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:55,375 - And brown ears... - We threw stones in the water. 1057 00:55:55,542 --> 00:55:59,500 At some point, I said, 1058 00:55:59,667 --> 00:56:02,583 "Why don't we throw sticks?” 1059 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,583 - Thomas thought it was stupid. - It was. 1060 00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:08,000 But you didn't stop me. 1061 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:11,250 At first, it all went well. 1062 00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:13,792 Jackie brought back the stick from the reeds. 1063 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,375 Went out and then swam to shore. 1064 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:20,042 And then I threw the stick further. 1065 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:23,083 Even further. As far as I could. 1066 00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:29,875 And suddenly, the current was too strong. 1067 00:56:30,042 --> 00:56:33,000 Jackie was carried off... Plop. 1068 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,792 And gone. 1069 00:56:37,958 --> 00:56:40,458 You killed Jackie? 1070 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:42,542 Yes! I killed Jackie. 1071 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:48,833 - That's horrible. - The real horror is still to come. 1072 00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:54,375 Thomas said it was him. 1073 00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,083 Sorry I saved you from a spanking. 1074 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,208 That's how he is! And that was at nine! 1075 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:06,542 I thought he might have saved me out of friendship. 1076 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:09,333 But no! He stole my murder! 1077 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:13,083 Psychologists would love you. 1078 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,875 And why did he do that? 1079 00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:19,875 Why? 1080 00:57:20,042 --> 00:57:21,958 For attention. 1081 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:23,333 It was my fault. 1082 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,875 My fault that the poor dog drowned. 1083 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:30,625 But he said, "Aunt Ulla, I killed Jackie." 1084 00:57:30,792 --> 00:57:34,042 - I don't believe it. - It's crazy, right? 1085 00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:37,958 I could hardly sit for a week. 1086 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,833 Of course, I remember. 1087 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,375 That's what you wanted. Same with Adolf. To get our attention. 1088 00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:45,000 You're insane. 1089 00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:49,083 "Egomaniacal. Pathological self-obsession. 1090 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:50,958 Desire to be in the centre of all activities and happenings." 1091 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,625 Look! Here's a photo of you! 1092 00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:58,375 Look in the book. Look under S. 1093 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,583 -8? - S, for stingy. 1094 00:58:03,292 --> 00:58:05,833 What? 1095 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:08,167 Yes, you found a word for me. I'll find one for you. 1096 00:58:10,042 --> 00:58:11,125 Stingy? 1097 00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:14,542 - Is that all? - Oh, I have more. 1098 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:15,792 - But one at a time. - Stop! 1099 00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:18,125 You both win a set. 1100 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,542 It's a tie. It's over. Okay? 1101 00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:23,167 No such thing as a tie in tennis. 1102 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:26,125 - What? - You said it was a tie. 1103 00:58:26,292 --> 00:58:28,542 That's incorrect. 1104 00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:31,167 Sorry, I forgot you knew all words and their meanings. 1105 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,833 And tennis. 1106 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:36,542 Better than football and cars. 1107 00:58:36,708 --> 00:58:37,750 - Better than you know literature. - Okay. 1108 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:39,792 Do you want a smack in the face? 1109 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,208 You are a pseudointellectual scrooge. 1110 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:44,875 That's enough. Everybody stop. 1111 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:48,500 Stephan is not stingy. 1112 00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:51,292 Right. But I'm pseudointellectual? 1113 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,667 No, but... 1114 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,708 No, it... 1115 00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,875 You just value... 1116 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,167 - René? - Yes. Exactly. 1117 00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:04,458 René. Do you think I'm stingy? 1118 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:08,417 Well, you're not wasteful. 1119 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,958 That's it. 1120 00:59:11,917 --> 00:59:15,333 In René's words that's really stingy. 1121 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,625 - No. - We could say miserly. 1122 00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:19,208 Or cheap. 1123 00:59:19,375 --> 00:59:21,667 And you are generous. Or is that big-headed? 1124 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,708 You gave Antigone an iPad for her name day. 1125 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:27,375 - She already had toothpicks. - That's Mikado. 1126 00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:30,583 Highly educational! Unlike an iPad. 1127 00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:34,083 - Your stinginess is pathological. - Yes, says you. 1128 00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,458 - Overpaid as you are. - Let's not forget E. 1129 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:40,917 Envy. 1130 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:44,750 And there it is again, your egomania. 1131 00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:46,625 What do I have to be envious of? You didn't even get your A-levels. 1132 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:49,333 Now we're getting to the point. 1133 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:53,250 The amazing Professor Berger, 1134 00:59:54,292 --> 00:59:57,000 whose extraordinary brain knows everything. 1135 00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,750 And there's little Thomas, the dropout 1136 00:59:58,917 --> 01:00:01,417 who earns three times as much as you. 1137 01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:04,208 Without A-levels! 1138 01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:06,875 You think it's all about material worth, 1139 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,375 but I don't care about appearances. 1140 01:00:10,125 --> 01:00:12,958 Aha. 1141 01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:15,250 Why do you steam labels off my wine bottles then? 1142 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:16,958 Steam what? 1143 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:19,792 I've seen you. 1144 01:00:24,417 --> 01:00:25,958 You steam the labels off my bottles and stick them on bottles of cheap wine. 1145 01:00:27,542 --> 01:00:28,583 - Oh, my God! - I don't know what he's talking about. 1146 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:33,375 Was that what you were doing when I came in? 1147 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:36,542 What? No. When? 1148 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,958 I had a lesson cancelled. 1149 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:41,375 - You were boiling water. - That's ridiculous. 1150 01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:43,333 What were you doing then? 1151 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:46,667 What was I doing? Experiments! 1152 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:49,083 - For the kids. - Oh, right. 1153 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:51,917 Oh, oh. 1154 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:54,833 Great. Okay. 1155 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,083 Now that we're all being honest with each other, 1156 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:00,833 Darling, René should also find out, 1157 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:06,292 what Thomas calls him. 1158 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:09,292 - Stephan, that's enough. - You are so crass. 1159 01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:11,458 Did anyone thank Elisabeth for the food? 1160 01:01:15,708 --> 01:01:18,708 Of course. 1161 01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:21,708 - What? When? - You were in the kitchen. 1162 01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,208 Oh, of course. 1163 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:26,208 What do you call me, Thomas? 1164 01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:27,917 - René, please. - Don't get involved. 1165 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,833 Just forget it, okay? 1166 01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:33,542 I want to know what I'm called. 1167 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:36,875 - No! You don't. - Why? 1168 01:01:37,042 --> 01:01:39,208 René, trust us, you don't. 1169 01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,750 Don't lower yourself to these fools' level. 1170 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,667 Thomas. 1171 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,583 - What do you call me? - René, please. 1172 01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:49,167 - Leave it... - Stop. 1173 01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:52,583 I want to know. 1174 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,417 Queen. 1175 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:55,917 Queen? 1176 01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:01,375 He calls you the Queen. Are you happy now? 1177 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:06,667 The Queen? Is that bad? 1178 01:02:09,917 --> 01:02:13,000 Well... 1179 01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:16,250 René King... The Queen. 1180 01:02:17,917 --> 01:02:19,125 I don't understand. 1181 01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:22,333 - Stop pretending. - It's all good. 1182 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,792 We love you as you are. 1183 01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:27,083 How am 1? What are you talking about? 1184 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:29,083 - You don't get it? - No! 1185 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:31,708 Look, "Queen"... 1186 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:35,708 It's meant lovingly. 1187 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,792 I'm not saying fag or poof. 1188 01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:41,917 Why would you? 1189 01:02:42,083 --> 01:02:44,792 You think I'm gay. 1190 01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:46,375 I have to say, I feel relieved that I've come clean about Jackie. 1191 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:55,458 But I'm not gay! 1192 01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:04,833 - You're the only one who doesn't know. - Thomas. 1193 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:07,042 It's not an issue nowadays. There's equal marriage. 1194 01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:09,792 We have a gay Foreign Minister, the Mayor of Berlin, 1195 01:03:10,042 --> 01:03:13,292 presenters, musicians, dancers, MPs, footballers! 1196 01:03:13,792 --> 01:03:17,125 Footballers aren't gay! 1197 01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:20,917 - It's up to him. - I would tell you if I was. 1198 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:22,667 Come on, René! You aren't married. 1199 01:03:22,917 --> 01:03:26,708 You live in Cologne, but work in Bonn. 1200 01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:29,583 You have cocktails with Mario Petzold in Cafe Klecks? 1201 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:32,292 You wear colours like lilac and orange... 1202 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:35,708 Who wears orange except in Guantanamo? 1203 01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:39,833 You like to bake, you cook, you drink rose... 1204 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,500 You use perfume. 1205 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:46,625 - Eau de toilette. - See! 1206 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:48,542 I love men because I like cocktails? 1207 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:50,708 And wear lilac? 1208 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:53,500 What year is this? 1209 01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:55,417 I also like Céline Dion and Thomas Mann! No mention of them! 1210 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,750 - We're not judging you. - Of course not! 1211 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:01,042 Okay, we were all wrong. You like women. 1212 01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:04,417 You do like women? 1213 01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:12,000 - Yes. - What? 1214 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:17,667 At least one. 1215 01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:21,000 - You met somebody? - Yes. 1216 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:23,417 Really? 1217 01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:26,333 Yes. 1218 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,208 - But you're not together? - We are. 1219 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:30,917 Why didn't I know? 1220 01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:35,125 What's she like? Tall, short, blonde? 1221 01:04:36,417 --> 01:04:38,208 Brunette? Inflatable? 1222 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,208 - You're annoying! - I can ask. 1223 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:43,667 - I'm not in the mood. - You're not in the mood? 1224 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,083 When it's about you, you shirk away. 1225 01:04:50,042 --> 01:04:52,917 I don't know if you're gay. But I know one thing. 1226 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,208 You're a wuss. 1227 01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:58,542 - What do you want to know? - Don't rise to it. 1228 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:01,667 He's allowed to admit it. 1229 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,750 He hasn't taken a vow of silence. 1230 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,292 What do you want to know? Ask me. 1231 01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:16,375 - How long have you been together? - A couple of years. 1232 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,875 A couple of years? And you didn't tell me? 1233 01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:22,458 And what's she like? 1234 01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:25,792 - Great. - René, please stop. Both of you, stop. 1235 01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:29,000 Why don't you want him to tell us? 1236 01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:34,208 Well I, um... 1237 01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:36,958 - Well... - Do you know her? 1238 01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,167 Yes. 1239 01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:46,625 Anna knows her. 1240 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,625 It's getting better. Do we know her too? 1241 01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:52,625 Yes. 1242 01:05:53,625 --> 01:05:57,042 It's not Mario Petzold? 1243 01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:01,208 No. 1244 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,625 Someone you know much better. 1245 01:06:04,417 --> 01:06:05,625 - What do you mean? - Much better. 1246 01:06:08,042 --> 01:06:10,583 Better than anyone else. 1247 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,208 - What? - Fuck. 1248 01:06:15,167 --> 01:06:16,750 Seriously? 1249 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:19,917 It's been going on so long. Tell them. 1250 01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:26,083 - Oh, my God! - I don't believe it. 1251 01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:32,792 René, tell them. 1252 01:06:34,417 --> 01:06:36,667 Come on, tell them or I will. 1253 01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:38,875 - Okay, I will. - What should he say? 1254 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,917 I'm sorry. I didn't want it. 1255 01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,375 Oh, God. No. You didn't do that? 1256 01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:49,083 I didn't do what? 1257 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:52,500 - Is it mine? - What? 1258 01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:57,417 - Is he mine? - What do you mean? 1259 01:06:58,167 --> 01:07:00,250 Little Adolf, of course. 1260 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:03,417 What? 1261 01:07:03,667 --> 01:07:06,083 Oh, my God! Are you serious? 1262 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:09,917 No, not that! Come on! 1263 01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:13,500 - I really thought... - Yes, me too. 1264 01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:17,167 Really. 1265 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:20,000 Man! 1266 01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:23,167 Who is it then? 1267 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:24,667 Elisabeth... 1268 01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,292 I'm with Dorothea. 1269 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,125 Dorothea who? 1270 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,583 Dorothea. Your mother. 1271 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,792 Huh? 1272 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,625 - Whose mother? - It's Dorothea, Thomas. 1273 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:55,875 - Who? Dorothea Thomas? - Dorothea. 1274 01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:59,417 Your mother. My mother. 1275 01:07:59,667 --> 01:08:02,333 Our Mum! 1276 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,167 How... 1277 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,458 - You're with Mum? - Yes. 1278 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:09,250 You laughed. 1279 01:08:10,167 --> 01:08:12,250 You almost had me! Now we're even. 1280 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:16,833 It's not a joke. 1281 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,458 Dorothea and I are a couple. 1282 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:27,958 But, I... 1283 01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,208 Elisabeth... 1284 01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:43,083 - I thought we were close. - We are. 1285 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,750 - But you don't trust me. - Of course I trust you. 1286 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,917 But not as much as her. How long have you known? 1287 01:09:21,167 --> 01:09:24,917 That's between you two. 1288 01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:28,167 - How long have you known? - Thomas! 1289 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,583 Say my name once more and I'll shove your clarinet up your ass. 1290 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,792 Sideways! 1291 01:09:34,042 --> 01:09:36,917 How long? 1292 01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:38,958 You're hurt and it's difficult to understand. But... 1293 01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:42,875 It's a simple question. How long have you known? 1294 01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:47,000 Why does it matter? 1295 01:09:47,167 --> 01:09:50,292 So I know how long the mother of my child lied to me. 1296 01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:52,208 It's between Dorothea and René. 1297 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:55,417 Stop drinking. 1298 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,958 I'm just getting started. 1299 01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:01,583 - I was afraid you wouldn't understand. - It's the principle. 1300 01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:03,583 If it was another woman, or man, it would be the same. 1301 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:08,958 What are you talking about? It's Mum! 1302 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:13,333 Stop saying Mum! All ll can hear is Mum! 1303 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,375 How old are you? Nine? 1304 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:20,375 Your Mum loves a man. So? 1305 01:10:20,542 --> 01:10:23,333 Not a man! 1306 01:10:23,583 --> 01:10:26,417 A... René! 1307 01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,500 Grow up. Seriously. 1308 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,417 René, we have been close for over thirty years. 1309 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:34,750 In that time, hardly a day has gone by 1310 01:10:34,917 --> 01:10:38,958 that we haven't seen each other or spoken. 1311 01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:41,917 Or at least written. 1312 01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:44,833 I always trusted you. 1313 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:46,917 Elisabeth, everybody has secrets. 1314 01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:49,458 I don't. Not from Rene. He knows everything. 1315 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:52,875 Everything? 1316 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:56,625 For once, it's not about you! 1317 01:10:58,542 --> 01:10:59,792 René knows my good days and my bad. 1318 01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:03,958 He knows my desires, my dreams, my worries. 1319 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:08,417 I've told him about your problems, too. 1320 01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:11,583 - That is... - What? 1321 01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:15,000 Too private? Too intimate? What are friends for? 1322 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,583 What for? René... How could you! 1323 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:19,875 It was years ago. It's not worth mentioning. 1324 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:25,042 I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't. 1325 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:28,083 Why did you tell Anna? 1326 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,542 He didn't. 1327 01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:33,542 I saw the two of them in Cologne. 1328 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:35,208 Holding hands. 1329 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,292 Stop it! 1330 01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:40,000 I was scared! 1331 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:41,375 Scared you wouldn't understand. 1332 01:11:41,542 --> 01:11:43,000 - We... - Stop! Stop! 1333 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,458 You are talking about Mum! 1334 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:47,792 My mother, who took you in as a child. 1335 01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:50,167 Who buttered your bread and bought you cassettes. 1336 01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:53,583 The wife of Paul, my father. 1337 01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:57,333 Do you get it? 1338 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,208 I understand why you don't understand... 1339 01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:01,500 Papa loved you! René this, René that! 1340 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:03,417 It's perverted. 1341 01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:06,625 Thomas, calm down or leave! 1342 01:12:06,792 --> 01:12:08,333 I'm leaving! 1343 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,333 No, Thomas! Calm down and stay. 1344 01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:12,167 Thomas! 1345 01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,542 Thomas. 1346 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:17,625 Thomas! 1347 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,208 You wanted him to tell us. 1348 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,458 I didn't know I'd open up the gates of hell! 1349 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,208 Don't exaggerate! 1350 01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,375 - Thomas! - Stay. Let's listen to him. 1351 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:29,292 Thomas! 1352 01:12:29,542 --> 01:12:31,917 Your parents took me in 1353 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:35,292 when I was seven. 1354 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:37,083 You all took me in and gave me security. 1355 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:42,333 Elisabeth became my best friend, a soulmate. 1356 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,292 Thomas, you annoyed me, like little boys do. 1357 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,333 Dorothea introduced me to music. 1358 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:54,333 She made me what I am. 1359 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,958 Paul's death... 1360 01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:02,458 changed everything. 1361 01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:04,875 I realized I loved a woman 1362 01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:09,917 I wasn't supposed to love. 1363 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,708 At least not... like that. 1364 01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:16,417 I didn't want it to show. 1365 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:19,000 I didn't want anyone to notice. 1366 01:13:20,292 --> 01:13:22,333 Neither you nor her. 1367 01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,083 So, I decided not to see her anymore. 1368 01:13:28,167 --> 01:13:30,250 I wanted to forget her. I wanted to leave. 1369 01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:33,583 So... 1370 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:38,250 I accepted the tour offer and left. 1371 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:43,208 - To Canada! - Yes. 1372 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,167 I fled. 1373 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:49,250 Dorothea thought 1374 01:13:49,417 --> 01:13:51,375 Paul's death had pushed us apart. 1375 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:54,167 She thought she wasn't important to me. The opposite was true. 1376 01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:57,958 Over time, it got worse. 1377 01:13:58,125 --> 01:14:00,500 One evening, in the middle of a concert, 1378 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:04,042 I couldn't keep playing. 1379 01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:08,042 !/ flew back that night, 1380 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,625 rented a car at the airport, 1381 01:14:12,792 --> 01:14:14,667 and drove to Dorothea. 1382 01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:21,792 ! had to speak to her. I couldn't keep it to myself anymore. 1383 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,708 [ Arrived in the dark. It was pouring. 1384 01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:26,958 You couldn't see two metres in front of you. 1385 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:31,083 Then suddenly... 1386 01:14:33,375 --> 01:14:36,542 as though she had always been waiting, 1387 01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:38,875 there she stood. 1388 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:42,167 I felt empty and exhausted, but... 1389 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:45,917 ! was happy. 1390 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,458 Finally I was there, where [ belonged. 1391 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,875 The raindrops on Dorothea's face were like tears. 1392 01:14:59,042 --> 01:15:00,917 Or maybe they were tears, I'm not sure. 1393 01:15:01,083 --> 01:15:03,458 It was a dream, and yet reality. 1394 01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:08,125 Dorothea took me by the hand and... 1395 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:11,833 then we slept together. 1396 01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:16,250 - Oh, René! - Shut your mouth! 1397 01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:20,000 René! 1398 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,458 Oh, wow. 1399 01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:26,167 Look at that. 1400 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,500 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 1401 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:33,500 Apologise. 1402 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:43,458 Sorry, Rene, that I punched you in the face, 1403 01:15:47,917 --> 01:15:50,500 even though you deserved it. 1404 01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:54,500 Sorry you're not taking it well, but I don't need your permission. 1405 01:15:58,833 --> 01:16:01,542 We are old enough. 1406 01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:03,208 Yes, especially her. 1407 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:07,333 - Okay, that wasn't bad. - Man... 1408 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,125 She could be your mother. She is almost your mother. 1409 01:16:09,375 --> 01:16:11,542 I get why she didn't want to tell you. 1410 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,958 You've talked about it with her? 1411 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:20,708 I told her you would understand. 1412 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:23,042 Clearly, I was wrong. 1413 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:25,667 Dorothea! I'll pass you on. 1414 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,667 Hello, Mum! 1415 01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:30,667 Great. Fantastic atmosphere. 1416 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:53,083 The food was great. 1417 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:55,167 We couldn't even finish it. 1418 01:16:56,167 --> 01:16:58,500 Why? 1419 01:16:58,667 --> 01:17:00,292 I don't want to bore you with the details... 1420 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:02,542 Thomas told us he wanted to name his son Adolf. 1421 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,250 Anna arrived an hour late for dinner, 1422 01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:07,917 and told us she thought our kids' names are dumb. 1423 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:11,792 But that was nothing in comparison to the murder of Jackie, 1424 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,625 which incidentally Stephan committed 1425 01:17:14,792 --> 01:17:17,667 and not Thomas, as we'd thought all these years. 1426 01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:21,583 And it turns out that Stephan steams the labels from Thomas' expensive wine 1427 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:23,875 and then gives us the cheap stuff. 1428 01:17:24,042 --> 01:17:26,500 By the way, Thomas said to say he'd like to visit 1429 01:17:26,667 --> 01:17:31,875 on the weekend of the 32nNnd/33rd. 1430 01:17:32,042 --> 01:17:33,958 If you have nothing planned with your lover. 1431 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:38,000 Hm? 1432 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:41,792 René, who else? Unless there's another? 1433 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:45,125 Yes, fine. 1434 01:17:45,917 --> 01:17:47,042 Mum wants to talk to you. 1435 01:17:47,542 --> 01:17:50,208 Just a second. 1436 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:53,667 I'll tell you later. 1437 01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:55,958 Not so well... 1438 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,333 Okay. I'll let you know. 1439 01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:02,875 Yes, l... me too. 1440 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,958 She's coming tomorrow. 1441 01:18:09,042 --> 01:18:11,750 And now this. 1442 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:14,500 Elisabeth, call Dorothea and apologise. 1443 01:18:16,542 --> 01:18:18,292 - I need to apologise? - Of course. 1444 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:22,375 And who apologises to me? 1445 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:33,000 - Well? Anyone? - I don't understand. 1446 01:18:35,417 --> 01:18:37,792 Do you know what you look like? 1447 01:18:38,042 --> 01:18:39,458 My students when I catch them cheating. 1448 01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:44,458 They sit there, with a book on their lap, 1449 01:18:44,958 --> 01:18:47,375 holding the cheat sheet, 1450 01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:50,458 their eyes say, "I have no idea what you're talking about." 1451 01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:53,125 You're always so proud of your intellect. 1452 01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:55,042 Sabeth? Are you okay? 1453 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:59,708 What's going on here? 1454 01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:03,083 What does my hysterical wife want? 1455 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:05,625 No idea! Maybe an apology? 1456 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:08,292 I slave away the whole evening, preparing dinner, 1457 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:11,250 I took the kids to your parents, 1458 01:19:11,417 --> 01:19:14,542 so you had peace and quiet. 1459 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:17,458 What did you do? 1460 01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,500 You attack each other without a care. 1461 01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:22,958 You can't even carry a plate to the kitchen. 1462 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:24,458 You wanted children so badly. 1463 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:29,083 Do you look after them? No! Never! 1464 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,167 You just play with them when you feel like it. 1465 01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:33,958 Usually on Sundays for 15 minutes, 1466 01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:36,667 they get totally overexcited and sweaty 1467 01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:40,542 right before I have to put them to bed. 1468 01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:42,750 You don't care. You don't worry. 1469 01:19:42,917 --> 01:19:45,542 You don't have to get up if they have a nightmare 1470 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:48,292 or if they wet the bed and Mum has to clean it up. 1471 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,625 No, you urgently have to go to your study 1472 01:19:50,792 --> 01:19:53,958 and read the highly interesting essay by XY 1473 01:19:54,125 --> 01:19:58,083 in the latest edition of Blah Blah Weekly. 1474 01:19:58,250 --> 01:20:00,958 Do you remember how it began? 1475 01:20:01,208 --> 01:20:05,167 I stopped writing my thesis so you could write yours. 1476 01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:08,583 And what was yours called? 1477 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:10,917 It was my topic! 1478 01:20:11,167 --> 01:20:14,625 It would have been a shame 1479 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:17,417 to waste my preliminary work. 1480 01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:19,458 No, in this house absolutely nothing is wasted. 1481 01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:21,125 And who proofread it all? 1482 01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:23,583 I did. I had time. I was on maternity leave. 1483 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:28,833 I had nothing to do! 1484 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,292 Nothing at all. Just like this evening! 1485 01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:35,292 I have done nothing. I have nothing to do here. 1486 01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:37,167 And you have dinners with your nice colleagues. 1487 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,583 You have to think of excuses why I can't come. 1488 01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:43,708 Are you embarrassed by me? 1489 01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:47,958 Are you embarrassed I know more about your doctoral thesis than you? 1490 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:52,333 Or that I didn't lose weight after the kids? 1491 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,458 Do you ever apologise for that? 1492 01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:58,875 No! Of course not. 1493 01:20:59,125 --> 01:21:02,458 And you, Thomas? Hm? Mummy's boy. 1494 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:05,250 From the day you were born, 1495 01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:09,958 you did whatever you wanted. 1496 01:21:10,208 --> 01:21:14,167 Dad's sweet, little clown, who can do whatever he wants. 1497 01:21:14,417 --> 01:21:16,417 Bad grades? No problem. 1498 01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:19,375 Drop out of school? Sure. Why not? 1499 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:23,000 If he doesn't feel like it. 1500 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:25,708 We have your stupid sister to fulfil our hopes and expectations. 1501 01:21:25,875 --> 01:21:27,833 René, I can't think of anything else. 1502 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:29,958 You know everything about me, I know nothing of you. 1503 01:21:30,208 --> 01:21:34,125 Annal 1504 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:36,625 Apparently we don't know each other. 1505 01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:39,708 Have a smoke. 1506 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:41,667 Or have a schnapps 1507 01:21:41,917 --> 01:21:43,875 to your Adolf or Paul, or Knut! 1508 01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:46,167 I'm going to get 1509 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:47,875 a nice bottle of our cheap wine 1510 01:21:48,042 --> 01:21:50,583 and take it to bed, alone. 1511 01:21:51,417 --> 01:21:52,583 Like every evening! 1512 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:55,417 You can all go to hell. 1513 01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:57,875 I just wanted to make a joke. 1514 01:21:58,125 --> 01:21:59,625 - I'm taking you home. - What about Elisabeth? 1515 01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,708 It's okay. I'll sort it. 1516 01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:18,583 I'll take the car. Get a taxi. 1517 01:22:27,167 --> 01:22:30,583 I'll see you tomorrow, if you've calmed down. 1518 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,542 Anna, I... 1519 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,333 - See you. - I'll bring you to the door. 1520 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,708 Come on. That's good. 1521 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,000 Here. 1522 01:22:47,667 --> 01:22:50,208 Thanks. 1523 01:23:03,792 --> 01:23:05,375 Oh, man. 1524 01:23:22,792 --> 01:23:24,250 Just the thought of Mum with the Queen. 1525 01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:25,708 With a little luck, at least they won't be having kids. 1526 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:32,875 That's sweet! 1527 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,875 René's rosé. 1528 01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:41,292 Sweet and warm. 1529 01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:49,250 Give it some time. 1530 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,042 It's always hard to accept a stepfather. 1531 01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,125 Here. I'll check on Sabeth. 1532 01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:59,000 Good night. 1533 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,167 Don't you want to crash here? 1534 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:09,292 No, I'll get a hotel. 1535 01:24:17,542 --> 01:24:18,958 Don't be silly, stay here. 1536 01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:23,500 - Really? - Of course. 1537 01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:25,292 The sofa is really comfy. 1538 01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,375 Sleep there a lot? 1539 01:24:27,542 --> 01:24:29,167 Sometimes. 1540 01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:31,125 Look. 1541 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,500 Do I get your eternal gratitude? 1542 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:35,458 No. I'll lend it to you. 1543 01:24:43,542 --> 01:24:45,000 With interest, because I'm so stingy. 1544 01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:47,958 Good night, comedian. 1545 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:49,875 Good night, murderer. 1546 01:24:50,042 --> 01:24:52,417 And so ended an evening, after which nothing was the same... 1547 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:54,333 Sabeth, open up. 1548 01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:57,875 ...and yet everything stayed the same. 1549 01:25:11,667 --> 01:25:15,167 People argue and make up. 1550 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:20,708 That's how it is. 1551 01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:23,375 In a rapidly changing world, 1552 01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:28,333 we have to rely on those we love. 1553 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:32,250 Even if they sometimes annoy or disappoint us. 1554 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:36,958 Life went on and things took their natural course. 1555 01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:39,542 Three months later, Anna gave an unforgettable performance. 1556 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:45,458 Hushed is the din of arms, war's storms subside, 1557 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:50,708 Glad song and dance succeed the bloody fray, 1558 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:58,667 Altar and church are decked in rich array. 1559 01:25:58,833 --> 01:26:03,375 Her water broke and the child, 1560 01:26:03,542 --> 01:26:06,625 who Thomas wanted to take paternity leave for... 1561 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:09,708 ...finally came into the world. 1562 01:26:14,083 --> 01:26:16,500 We rushed to the hospital to visit the boy. 1563 01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:19,833 But there was a problem. 1564 01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:25,500 And? 1565 01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:33,042 There's... some good news and some bad news. 1566 01:26:33,292 --> 01:26:36,000 - What? - The good news ... 1567 01:26:36,250 --> 01:26:37,625 The mother is well. 1568 01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:42,292 What's the bad? 1569 01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:45,083 Well, the child is... 1570 01:26:46,417 --> 01:26:47,542 The child is... 1571 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:50,250 a girl! 1572 01:26:50,833 --> 01:26:52,542 Don't do that to us! 1573 01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,375 - How can that be”? - Do you have a name? 1574 01:26:58,708 --> 01:26:59,750 No Limits Media 2018 Subtitles: Tizzy Mann et al 1575 01:27:00,305 --> 01:27:06,595 Craving big poker? 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