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Thank you. 16 00:00:29,647 --> 00:00:32,883 And ladies and gentlemen, she speaks for the real Boston! 17 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:36,287 (cheering) 18 00:00:36,354 --> 00:00:39,924 So the lady you've all been waiting for, Hannah Higgins! 19 00:00:39,991 --> 00:00:41,826 (loud cheering) 20 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,074 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 21 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:53,204 (cheering, applause and whistling) 22 00:01:01,213 --> 00:01:03,380 Hannah! Hannah! 23 00:01:04,549 --> 00:01:07,384 (applause and cheering swells) 24 00:01:07,452 --> 00:01:09,720 Thank you. Thank you. 25 00:01:09,787 --> 00:01:12,689 Thank you all so much for your invaluable support 26 00:01:12,757 --> 00:01:15,359 in my run for this congressional seat. 27 00:01:15,426 --> 00:01:16,727 Hannah! 28 00:01:16,794 --> 00:01:18,896 (cheering) Sadly... 29 00:01:18,964 --> 00:01:21,165 Sadly, I was just informed 30 00:01:21,233 --> 00:01:23,734 the outcome has not been what we hoped. 31 00:01:23,801 --> 00:01:24,735 MAN: No. 32 00:01:24,802 --> 00:01:26,270 (crowd groaning and murmuring) 33 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:28,873 The words with which I might express 34 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:31,909 my gratitude would never equal the tireless efforts 35 00:01:31,977 --> 00:01:34,044 put forth by those involved in my campaign. 36 00:01:34,112 --> 00:01:36,213 Particularly my friend 37 00:01:36,281 --> 00:01:39,216 and campaign manager, Colleen Pickering. 38 00:01:39,284 --> 00:01:42,219 (applause) 39 00:01:42,287 --> 00:01:44,955 It is my sincere belief 40 00:01:45,023 --> 00:01:48,125 that all parties are working toward the good of the country 41 00:01:48,193 --> 00:01:50,660 to find solutions to the problems facing all of us. 42 00:01:50,728 --> 00:01:53,197 It is in that spirit 43 00:01:53,265 --> 00:01:55,299 of bipartisanship with which 44 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:57,301 we thusly concede the election... 45 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:58,535 (crowd groaning) WOMAN: Come on! 46 00:01:58,603 --> 00:01:59,870 WOMAN: No! 47 00:01:59,938 --> 00:02:01,538 (indistinct chatter) MAN: You're kidding me. 48 00:02:01,606 --> 00:02:05,876 ...and congratulate my opponent, Mr. Wade Bradbury. 49 00:02:05,944 --> 00:02:07,177 MAN: Oh, no! MAN: Boo! 50 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:08,745 - Thank you. - Boo! Boo! 51 00:02:08,813 --> 00:02:09,914 (indistinct shouting) 52 00:02:09,981 --> 00:02:11,282 Boo! Boo! 53 00:02:11,349 --> 00:02:13,884 Well done. I know with only 60% of the polls in, 54 00:02:13,952 --> 00:02:16,353 some people think we jumped the gun on the speech, but... 55 00:02:16,421 --> 00:02:17,854 So sorry. 56 00:02:17,923 --> 00:02:19,823 ...with the numbers being what they are, 57 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,325 I think the earlier the concession, 58 00:02:21,393 --> 00:02:23,027 the more dignity we'll keep. 59 00:02:23,094 --> 00:02:25,129 Dignity being a state of mind. 60 00:02:25,196 --> 00:02:26,830 Congressional candidate Hannah Higgins 61 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:28,832 suffered a stunning defeat today, 62 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,634 losing by a wide margin 63 00:02:30,701 --> 00:02:33,103 to former television weatherman Wade Bradbury. 64 00:02:33,171 --> 00:02:35,772 WZHA was on the scene for voter reaction. 65 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,042 Hannah Higgins? Nah, I didn't vote for her. 66 00:02:38,109 --> 00:02:40,277 She reminded me of my high school principal. 67 00:02:40,345 --> 00:02:42,813 I liked what she was saying about education and stuff, 68 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,148 but she's just so... 69 00:02:44,215 --> 00:02:48,152 I don't know. She's such a cold fish, you know? 70 00:02:48,219 --> 00:02:50,854 MAN: Yeah, I voted for her, but only because 71 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:52,789 the idea of voting for the weatherman 72 00:02:52,857 --> 00:02:54,425 was absolutely repugnant. 73 00:02:54,492 --> 00:02:56,793 MAN 2: No, no, no, I voted for the guy from TV. 74 00:02:56,861 --> 00:02:59,529 That guy makes me laugh every time he does the weather. 75 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,531 Like when he goes over and says, 76 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:04,734 "Now, we'll go to the Dah... pler radar." 77 00:03:04,802 --> 00:03:06,136 Cracks me up. He'll say, 78 00:03:06,204 --> 00:03:07,904 "Dah... pler radar!" 79 00:03:07,973 --> 00:03:09,639 MAN 3: I'm gonna tell you what her problem is. 80 00:03:09,707 --> 00:03:12,142 That lady talks like she's too smart for her own good. 81 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:15,312 As if creating legislation for 300 million people is a job 82 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:18,382 for which intelligence is a disqualification. 83 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:20,917 Uh-oh, it looks like Wade Bradbury is about 84 00:03:20,986 --> 00:03:22,786 to make his victory speech. 85 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,654 We don't have to watch this, Hannah. 86 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:26,890 It's not as if the evening could get any worse. 87 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:28,592 WADE: I want to thank all my supporters 88 00:03:28,659 --> 00:03:31,395 here and out there. 89 00:03:31,463 --> 00:03:34,431 I am honored that everyday people like you 90 00:03:34,499 --> 00:03:36,733 have chosen an everyday guy like me 91 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:38,668 to represent you in Washington. 92 00:03:38,736 --> 00:03:41,038 Why don't we do this the way you guys like? 93 00:03:41,106 --> 00:03:42,672 MAN: Oh, yeah. 94 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:43,874 WOMAN: Here we go. 95 00:03:43,941 --> 00:03:45,742 (cheering and laughter) 96 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,145 I plan on bringing a high-pressure system 97 00:03:48,213 --> 00:03:49,746 of change to Washington. 98 00:03:49,814 --> 00:03:52,349 With the support you've shown tonight, 99 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:55,052 I'll blow out the fog of old ideas 100 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,988 and rain down prosperity and happiness. 101 00:03:58,056 --> 00:04:00,257 (applause and cheering) 102 00:04:03,395 --> 00:04:05,295 Now it's onward. 103 00:04:05,363 --> 00:04:08,732 Let's change which way the wind is blowing in Washington. 104 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:13,170 (cheering and applause, band plays upbeat music) 105 00:04:13,238 --> 00:04:15,406 That's the problem. He doesn't know which way 106 00:04:15,473 --> 00:04:17,874 the wind is blowing. He's a terrible weatherman. 107 00:04:17,942 --> 00:04:19,643 Over 73% of his forecasts are inaccurate. 108 00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:22,079 He said that today was gonna be bright and sunny. 109 00:04:22,147 --> 00:04:23,514 (thunder rumbling) 110 00:04:23,581 --> 00:04:25,516 And it's amazing how he tries to pass himself off 111 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:27,884 as this everyday guy while he's standing there in a $4,000 112 00:04:27,952 --> 00:04:30,054 Italian suit. His parents built 113 00:04:30,121 --> 00:04:32,356 the wing of a library to get him into an Ivy League school, 114 00:04:32,424 --> 00:04:34,491 and yet he has the nerve to paint me as an elitist? 115 00:04:34,559 --> 00:04:38,295 I don't think your undying commitment 116 00:04:38,363 --> 00:04:40,130 to proper speech helped. 117 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:42,566 I have no idea to what you are referring. 118 00:04:43,801 --> 00:04:45,869 I don't think it hurts to ask yourselves 119 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,704 who you'd rather have a beer with. 120 00:04:47,772 --> 00:04:49,273 (laughter) 121 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:51,275 I believe you mean, "With whom one would want to have a beer." 122 00:04:51,342 --> 00:04:54,278 This is the perfect example of our need to improve education. 123 00:04:54,345 --> 00:04:57,081 Frankly, I find your grammar appalling! 124 00:04:57,148 --> 00:04:58,782 It wasn't hard to convince voters that you thought 125 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:00,250 you were the smartest person in the room. 126 00:05:00,318 --> 00:05:02,119 You've been in most of those rooms. We are. 127 00:05:02,187 --> 00:05:03,954 (Boston accent): Wish I had your problems. 128 00:05:04,021 --> 00:05:05,789 Must be nice to be too smart. 129 00:05:05,856 --> 00:05:08,858 Suddenly, it seems everyone is a political consultant. 130 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,961 Nah, I'm, uh... just a beer vendor. 131 00:05:11,028 --> 00:05:12,696 I-I beg your pardon. What's that? 132 00:05:12,763 --> 00:05:14,698 I'm just a beer vendor. 133 00:05:14,765 --> 00:05:16,433 You know, deliver beers, kegs and such. 134 00:05:16,501 --> 00:05:19,736 Pick up empties after they break down the bar, 135 00:05:19,804 --> 00:05:21,505 hand out samples here and there. 136 00:05:21,573 --> 00:05:22,906 You know, that sort of thing. 137 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,208 I do believe 138 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:26,310 he's trying to communicate. 139 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:28,645 Fine, go on and crack wise. 140 00:05:28,713 --> 00:05:29,946 I think we met in the kitchen. 141 00:05:30,014 --> 00:05:31,681 It's Elliot, is it? 142 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,183 Yeah, Elliot Doolittle. Pleased to meet you. 143 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:34,418 Nice to meet you. 144 00:05:34,486 --> 00:05:36,587 I think what Mr. Doolittle is trying to say 145 00:05:36,654 --> 00:05:38,122 is that he's a beer vendor. 146 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:42,493 Yes, I suppose I did catch some of that. 147 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,461 Oh, sure, yeah, take your shots at me. 148 00:05:44,529 --> 00:05:46,830 You know who's having the last laugh here? Me. 149 00:05:46,897 --> 00:05:48,999 'Cause I voted for the other guy. 150 00:05:49,066 --> 00:05:50,767 Sure he's lace-curtain Irish, 151 00:05:50,835 --> 00:05:52,269 but he don't seem like the kind of guy 152 00:05:52,337 --> 00:05:53,537 that would make fun of a fella. 153 00:05:53,605 --> 00:05:55,639 Matter of fact, he seems like the type, 154 00:05:55,706 --> 00:05:57,441 you know, pick up a sixer at a packie 155 00:05:57,509 --> 00:05:58,609 and talk about the Bruins. 156 00:05:58,676 --> 00:06:00,977 We've come to this? 157 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:05,415 I'll have you know that there was more riding 158 00:06:05,483 --> 00:06:07,351 on this election than finding someone with whom 159 00:06:07,418 --> 00:06:09,419 you could discuss your precious Bruins. 160 00:06:09,487 --> 00:06:11,087 Okay, here we go. 161 00:06:11,156 --> 00:06:13,557 Oh, yes, here we go. This country once had 162 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,992 one of the best-educated populations in the world. 163 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,528 Now we're ranked 33rd. 164 00:06:17,595 --> 00:06:20,897 As education flounders, crime and unemployment rise. 165 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,832 But instead of addressing these issues, 166 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,834 we'd rather elect weathermen to Congress 167 00:06:24,902 --> 00:06:27,271 and distract ourselves with reality television 168 00:06:27,338 --> 00:06:29,005 and the tattooed circus, 169 00:06:29,073 --> 00:06:30,274 otherwise known as professional basketball. 170 00:06:30,341 --> 00:06:31,808 Maybe we should 171 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:33,644 just wallow in our demise, 172 00:06:33,711 --> 00:06:37,013 for which someone like you could be the perfect poster boy. 173 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:41,785 Yeah, well, just so you know, the Bruins ain't basketball. 174 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:43,654 It's hockey! 175 00:06:43,721 --> 00:06:46,223 You should at least know what sports teams represent Boston 176 00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:48,525 if you want to represent Boston! 177 00:06:48,593 --> 00:06:51,094 I guess you're not quite so smart as you think you are! 178 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:53,930 What frustrates me is not how poorly you speak, 179 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:56,132 but how unnecessarily poorly you speak. 180 00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:57,901 With a little education and effort, 181 00:06:57,968 --> 00:07:00,704 your insults could be as well-spoken as anyone's! 182 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:09,846 I suppose this means we're calling it an evening. 183 00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:12,048 Good night, Mr. Doolittle. 184 00:07:12,116 --> 00:07:14,050 Yeah. Well... 185 00:07:14,118 --> 00:07:15,952 nice talking to you. 186 00:07:18,223 --> 00:07:20,090 (indistinct chatter) 187 00:07:49,987 --> 00:07:52,055 (flames crackling) 188 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,304 (sighs) 189 00:08:10,508 --> 00:08:12,342 (indistinct chatter) 190 00:08:20,117 --> 00:08:22,051 Frank, you know me a long time. 191 00:08:22,119 --> 00:08:23,687 You think I talk funny? 192 00:08:23,755 --> 00:08:26,890 No, sir! What are you, gone hoopy? 193 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:28,458 You talk wicked good. 194 00:08:28,526 --> 00:08:30,494 Good as anyone I know. 195 00:08:30,561 --> 00:08:32,396 That's what I thought. 196 00:08:38,135 --> 00:08:40,003 (grunts) 197 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:01,425 (chatter of children) 198 00:09:08,999 --> 00:09:10,834 WOMAN: Thank you so much for changing 199 00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:13,403 your schedule last minute and coming down to our school. 200 00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:14,938 I really think 201 00:09:15,005 --> 00:09:16,673 that meeting some of the new staff 202 00:09:16,741 --> 00:09:18,141 was tremendously helpful for them. 203 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,509 Oh, my pleasure. 204 00:09:19,577 --> 00:09:21,378 Colleen and I will have an updated curriculum 205 00:09:21,446 --> 00:09:23,747 for the students with learning disabilities by next week. 206 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:25,315 And the school board is gonna visit 207 00:09:25,383 --> 00:09:26,616 to observe classes on Thursday. 208 00:09:26,684 --> 00:09:28,485 So, in the meantime, if you need anything, 209 00:09:28,553 --> 00:09:29,753 call me at the office. 210 00:09:29,821 --> 00:09:31,254 Thank you. Thank you. 211 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:44,300 They're gonna need a extra pilsner 212 00:09:44,369 --> 00:09:46,370 over at Clancy's. Got it. 213 00:09:47,605 --> 00:09:49,239 Yo, Frankie! 214 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:50,540 Hey, there, Elliot. 215 00:09:50,608 --> 00:09:53,142 Hey, guys, listen up, okay? 216 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:54,344 Macky Carmichael's going to hospital. 217 00:09:54,412 --> 00:09:55,579 He's finally getting that thing removed. 218 00:09:55,646 --> 00:09:57,080 And Mary Louise is on maternity. 219 00:09:57,147 --> 00:09:58,849 So... So... 220 00:09:58,916 --> 00:10:01,217 We're looking for replacements for the bowling team. 221 00:10:01,285 --> 00:10:02,652 Huh? (laughs) 222 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,554 You think my wife's gonna let me run around... 223 00:10:04,622 --> 00:10:06,390 - ...with a couple of beauties like you twos? - (laughs) 224 00:10:06,457 --> 00:10:08,558 Stop it, you. You charmer. 225 00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:10,894 Hey, what about you, Elliot, huh? 226 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:12,562 We could use a strapping fellow like you on the team. 227 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:13,963 Wish I wasn't working nights. 228 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,298 Ah. (gasps) 229 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:17,367 Did you hear? Henkels is retiring. 230 00:10:17,435 --> 00:10:19,135 Yeah, we're gonna be looking for a new sales rep. 231 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:22,105 FRANK: Yeah? What's a guy like that make anyways? 232 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,673 Really? What? 233 00:10:23,741 --> 00:10:25,475 You think just 'cause we're in HR, 234 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:26,543 we know everybody's business? 235 00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:28,144 No. I think it's 'cause 236 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,113 you already know everybody's business is why 237 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,782 - ...they put youse in HR. - (laughs) 238 00:10:31,849 --> 00:10:33,617 Hey, look, you guys, it's confidential, okay? 239 00:10:33,684 --> 00:10:36,219 Can't really talk about it, but I can say, 240 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:39,155 he makes more than the two of youse combined and then some. 241 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:41,591 WOMAN 2: And then some on top of that. 242 00:10:41,659 --> 00:10:42,959 Oh. Right? Beaucoup bucks. 243 00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,193 Beaucoup. Big bucks. 244 00:10:44,261 --> 00:10:45,629 Beaucoup big bucks. Trust. 245 00:10:45,696 --> 00:10:46,797 WOMAN 2: Come on, let's go. 246 00:10:46,864 --> 00:10:49,433 WOMAN: I want to get a beer. 247 00:10:52,537 --> 00:10:55,439 (phone ringing) 248 00:10:57,775 --> 00:10:59,242 Hello? 249 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,445 Did you check out the morning news? 250 00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:02,779 I just sent you the link. 251 00:11:02,847 --> 00:11:04,915 Check out? 252 00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:07,383 I'm not in a hotel. I'm getting ready for work. 253 00:11:07,452 --> 00:11:10,153 It's a perfectly appropriate phrase, Hannah. 254 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,955 Maybe you could look at the link, 255 00:11:12,022 --> 00:11:13,957 and then you could check out Webster's, hmm? 256 00:11:14,024 --> 00:11:16,693 MAN (on TV): A shocking turn of events today 257 00:11:16,761 --> 00:11:18,294 as freshman Congressman Wade Bradbury, 258 00:11:18,362 --> 00:11:23,032 in a hometown appearance here in Boston, held 259 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,802 an ill-timed rally on the steps of the State House. 260 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,136 MEN: We love Wade! 261 00:11:27,204 --> 00:11:28,572 I'd like to introduce legislation 262 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:31,174 that will clear up these issues for families, 263 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:33,743 much like the skies need clearing here today. 264 00:11:33,811 --> 00:11:35,111 MAN: Yeah! 265 00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:36,145 (rolling thunder, man cheers) 266 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:37,681 We'll blow out 267 00:11:37,748 --> 00:11:39,916 the oppressive drizzle of taxes 268 00:11:39,984 --> 00:11:42,586 and bask in the sunshine of a brighter day! 269 00:11:42,653 --> 00:11:45,154 (applause and cheering) 270 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:46,255 (crowd gasps) 271 00:11:46,323 --> 00:11:47,491 MAN (on TV): Eyewitnesses report 272 00:11:47,558 --> 00:11:50,059 that the incident was quick and painless. 273 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,828 Oh... my. 274 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,830 Exactly. 275 00:11:53,898 --> 00:11:55,465 The governor of Massachusetts 276 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:57,734 has expressed his condolences to the family, 277 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,936 and stated there will be a special election 278 00:12:00,004 --> 00:12:01,605 to fill the vacancy to take place 279 00:12:01,672 --> 00:12:03,540 not less than four months from now. 280 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:08,211 NEWSWOMAN: Venture capitalist Andrew Bridgeworth is here today, 281 00:12:08,278 --> 00:12:10,580 announcing his candidacy for the congressional seat 282 00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:12,315 made vacant by the tragic passing 283 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,551 of Representative Wade Bradbury. 284 00:12:14,619 --> 00:12:16,720 I look forward to bringing my extensive experience 285 00:12:16,787 --> 00:12:19,990 in the private sector to Washington. 286 00:12:20,057 --> 00:12:22,792 This is why we've asked you here: 287 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,928 to discuss mounting another run. 288 00:12:24,996 --> 00:12:29,098 Yes. It would be necessary to address 289 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,801 the major concern in all of the polling data, 290 00:12:31,869 --> 00:12:35,539 which comes down to Ms. Higgins's likeability factor. 291 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:37,974 We need to work on your posture. 292 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,676 But I have perfect posture. 293 00:12:39,744 --> 00:12:41,210 WOMAN: Which is exactly the problem. 294 00:12:41,278 --> 00:12:42,979 It makes you seem unyielding. 295 00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:44,981 Through a rigorous combination of yoga, 296 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:46,616 Pilates and Ukrainian folk dance, 297 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:49,052 I plan on getting you to slouch more. 298 00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:52,155 MAN (French accent): And za hair-- no, no, no. Your hair, 299 00:12:52,222 --> 00:12:54,558 it says, "I am stuck in a sorority house production 300 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,926 of Bye Bye Birdie." 301 00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:59,729 Hmm. I had no idea I had such chatty liberal arts hair. 302 00:12:59,797 --> 00:13:01,397 But our bigger problem is, you're a woman. 303 00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:03,900 Are you suggesting I not be a woman? 304 00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:06,903 I don't think we can do anything about that at this point. 305 00:13:06,971 --> 00:13:09,806 But women in politics face a double-edged sword. 306 00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,074 You're currently seen as unfeeling, 307 00:13:11,141 --> 00:13:13,109 which it's easier for a man to get away with. 308 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:15,979 But if we go too far in the other direction, you could 309 00:13:16,047 --> 00:13:17,814 be seen as hysterical or flighty. 310 00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:19,950 Another major problem is your wardrobe. 311 00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:21,350 I'd soften your image 312 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,953 by putting you in sweater sets. 313 00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:25,021 Really? 314 00:13:25,089 --> 00:13:26,723 We lost an election by 14 points, 315 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:29,125 and you think that you could fix that with sweater sets? 316 00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:32,562 Well, obviously, what you're currently doing isn't working. 317 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,799 Mmm. 318 00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:37,366 HANNAH: I see. 319 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,869 So if I understand you all correctly, 320 00:13:39,937 --> 00:13:42,438 the only way that I can win an election 321 00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:44,841 is by changing how I look, speak and act. 322 00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:47,477 Exactly. Yeah. 323 00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:48,511 Oui. 324 00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:51,948 Okay. 325 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:55,085 I will take that into consideration, 326 00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:57,286 and we will be in touch. 327 00:14:00,024 --> 00:14:01,925 (softly): Thank you. 328 00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,561 That did not go well. 329 00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,263 Nope. 330 00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:11,567 Perhaps this is what a frog feels like when it is dissected. 331 00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:14,337 Hannah, I thought a few of their comments were valuable. 332 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:17,140 I know it's not easy to hear. 333 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:19,909 Uh, there's a Mr. Doolittle here to see Hannah. 334 00:14:19,977 --> 00:14:22,912 Oh, um... 335 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,281 Sit. I'll take care of it. 336 00:14:28,653 --> 00:14:29,953 (sighs) 337 00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:36,492 ♪ ♪ 338 00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:41,164 Hello? 339 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:42,465 I'm Colleen Pickering. 340 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,900 I'm Ms. Higgins' business partner. 341 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,001 Can I help you 342 00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:46,402 with something? Yeah, hey there. Yeah. 343 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,705 I thought about calling, but then I thought I'd just, 344 00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:50,774 you know, stop by. Wait, aren't you... 345 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:52,809 Yeah, you remember me? Poster boy. 346 00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:54,177 Poster boy? 347 00:14:54,244 --> 00:14:55,712 Yeah, it was election night, 348 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,180 your friend was hollering at me... 349 00:14:57,247 --> 00:15:00,016 - ...about being a poster boy for demise. - Oh, yes. I'm sorry. 350 00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:03,086 She was... well, in a mood that evening. 351 00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:05,321 Oh, no, that was a rough night for her. 352 00:15:05,389 --> 00:15:06,322 Hopefully she's better now? 353 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:09,325 Mmm, not particularly, no. (chuckles) 354 00:15:09,393 --> 00:15:11,795 Can I please relay a message to her, perhaps? 355 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:14,097 Oh, yeah, uh, well, as she was taking off, 356 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:16,099 she said something about, uh, teaching and stuff, 357 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,867 and I'm thinking that's what she does. 358 00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:19,769 Well, she's an educational professional. 359 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,037 Oh, that's great, yeah. 360 00:15:21,105 --> 00:15:22,438 Uh, see, there's this job, see, 361 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,740 guy's gonna be retiring, 362 00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:26,743 a sales rep for the Boston Colony Beverage Company. 363 00:15:26,811 --> 00:15:28,712 I work nights driving delivery trucks for them, 364 00:15:28,779 --> 00:15:30,714 so this would be a big step up, 365 00:15:30,781 --> 00:15:33,149 and, uh, you know, I'd be wicked good at it. 366 00:15:33,217 --> 00:15:34,650 The thing is, see, I already tried 367 00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:36,019 for a job like that before, 368 00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:37,721 and they turned me down, 369 00:15:37,788 --> 00:15:40,090 said the job's all about, you know, talking to people. 370 00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:41,725 And I was thinking, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, 371 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,226 like, I can talk to anybody, 372 00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:44,961 but then I-I figured it out. 373 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,097 It's not so much if you can talk to folks; 374 00:15:47,164 --> 00:15:48,698 it's how good you can talk to them, you know? 375 00:15:48,766 --> 00:15:51,634 I see. So you're hoping to improve that? 376 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,469 Yeah, yeah, I figure the guys doing the hiring, 377 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,004 they talk like your friend, so that's probably 378 00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,339 what they're looking for, you know? 379 00:15:56,406 --> 00:15:58,541 So I'm just hoping she could teach me to talk good, 380 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,843 you know? Or, at least, you know, 381 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,310 uh, more better. 382 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,246 HANNAH: Have you seen Pearce? 383 00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:05,514 I was wondering... if he could find me some aspirin. 384 00:16:05,582 --> 00:16:07,751 Um, he's pulling something down in the file room, 385 00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:08,918 but he'll be back shortly. 386 00:16:08,986 --> 00:16:09,919 Hannah, perhaps you remember 387 00:16:09,987 --> 00:16:11,621 Elliot Doolittle? 388 00:16:11,688 --> 00:16:13,489 We met him on election night at the hotel. 389 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:16,726 I remember you were doing your best to insult me. 390 00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:19,428 Let me guess, you finally came up with a snappy retort? 391 00:16:19,496 --> 00:16:20,630 ELLIOT (chuckles): Well, uh, 392 00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:22,298 seems to me, you know, I was just trying 393 00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:24,433 to give back a little of what I got, you know? 394 00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:25,769 You weren't exactly what I'd call nice, 395 00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:26,936 you know what I mean? 396 00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:28,704 There is often a gap 397 00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:30,140 between those who are nice 398 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:32,308 and those who are correct. 399 00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:33,609 Mr. Doolittle 400 00:16:33,677 --> 00:16:35,711 came at your suggestion that he might learn 401 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,046 some proper ways 402 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,815 of expressing himself. 403 00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:40,549 Yeah, and I got a little scratch stashed away, 404 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,185 so, you know, I could pay for lessons. 405 00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:44,520 (sighs) This is a consulting firm 406 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,322 for educational institutions. 407 00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,758 We develop teaching tools and curriculums. 408 00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:50,794 I don't tutor 409 00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:53,963 remedial grammar and diction on an individual basis. 410 00:16:54,031 --> 00:16:55,298 My money's just as good as the next guy's. 411 00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:56,800 Money is not the issue here. 412 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,634 What is at issue is my time. 413 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,172 I trust you can see yourself out. 414 00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:06,075 Thank you for stopping by, Mr. Doolittle. 415 00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:07,243 Oh, thank you. 416 00:17:07,311 --> 00:17:09,179 You have a good day. 417 00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:12,515 Maybe later we could just go outside 418 00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:14,284 and kick some stray dogs. I know, I know. 419 00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:16,886 He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 420 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:20,523 I was frustrated about your consultants tearing me apart. 421 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,992 They kept yammering on 422 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,929 about how, in order to become a more viable candidate, 423 00:17:25,996 --> 00:17:28,798 I must transform myself into somebody more... 424 00:17:28,866 --> 00:17:30,466 likable. 425 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,936 COLLEEN: Hmm. From your behavior in the lobby, 426 00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:35,171 I can't imagine why they'd think that. 427 00:17:35,239 --> 00:17:37,140 You know, you bite somebody's head off, 428 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,507 and then you wonder 429 00:17:38,575 --> 00:17:40,243 why they're electing the local weatherman. 430 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:42,846 (chuckles) Or the local beer vendor. 431 00:17:42,913 --> 00:17:44,247 COLLEEN: Well, now you're being snippy, 432 00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:45,581 because nobody is electing 433 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,350 the local beer vendor to anything. 434 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,784 But they might. 435 00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:50,653 HANNAH: Perhaps if likable wins elections, 436 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,388 then even he could win. 437 00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:55,558 That is the third conversation 438 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,360 he has had with a total stranger, 439 00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:59,162 and they've all walked away smiling. 440 00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:01,130 Well, I wish it were that easy. 441 00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,565 HANNAH: I've been hearing all morning 442 00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:03,933 about how the electorate 443 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,335 is only interested 444 00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,370 in voting for everyday, likable people. 445 00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,272 I propose that they don't come 446 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,573 more everyday and likable 447 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,608 than your friend, Elliot Doolittle. 448 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,510 My friend? (scoffs) 449 00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:16,913 (laughing): Well, admittedly, he does make friends easily. 450 00:18:16,981 --> 00:18:18,581 Wait, think about it. 451 00:18:18,648 --> 00:18:20,950 We could spend months trying to transform me 452 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:22,618 into somebody completely different, 453 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,054 or, it appears, we have somebody 454 00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:26,389 perfectly likable right there. 455 00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:27,957 You know that I am thinking about running again 456 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,692 only because I think that my ideas 457 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,060 could really benefit people, 458 00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:33,263 but it is not about getting me elected. 459 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,531 Yes, in the canon of your faults, 460 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,500 self-aggrandizement doesn't really appear, 461 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,269 at least not prominently. 462 00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:43,106 Then allow me to present you with a conduit for my ideas. 463 00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:46,042 I propose we get Elliot Doolittle elected to Congress. 464 00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,111 (laughing): That's crazy! 465 00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:50,346 He's-he's not even educated. 466 00:18:50,414 --> 00:18:52,548 And we are the best educators I know. 467 00:18:52,616 --> 00:18:54,850 But if you're afraid of a friendly wager... 468 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,488 What kind of a wager? 469 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,624 You've always been jealous that I have the larger office. 470 00:19:01,691 --> 00:19:03,059 Me? Jealous? 471 00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:06,629 Oh, that is so petty. 472 00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:08,464 Although you do have a better parking spot than I do. 473 00:19:08,532 --> 00:19:09,598 Is that included in the wager? 474 00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,267 I'll throw in both if he doesn't win. 475 00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:13,002 Really? 476 00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:17,974 Admittedly, there is something 477 00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:21,411 very appealing about those broad, folksy shoulders of his. 478 00:19:21,478 --> 00:19:23,813 COLLEEN: And I suspect that underneath 479 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,748 that scraggly beard, there could be 480 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,883 a campaign-worthy jawline. 481 00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:31,754 You think he'd go for it? 482 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,123 There's only one way to find out. 483 00:19:35,859 --> 00:19:38,027 (laughs softly) 484 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:41,431 HANNAH: Excuse me! Excuse me, Mr. Doolittle. 485 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,667 I have a proposition for you. 486 00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,370 Oh, yeah? Well, what can I do for ya? 487 00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:49,705 Well, it's what we can do for one another. 488 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,107 It seems there's a representative position 489 00:19:51,175 --> 00:19:52,375 open in the area. 490 00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:54,810 Yeah, that's what I was telling Colleen. 491 00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:56,245 "Colleen," is it? 492 00:19:56,313 --> 00:19:57,746 Yes, well, 493 00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,382 as you told Colleen, 494 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,351 you're interested in becoming a candidate? 495 00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:03,586 Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm just as good as the next guy. 496 00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:05,654 And it should be open to anybody, you know what I mean? 497 00:20:05,722 --> 00:20:07,323 That does seem to be... 498 00:20:07,391 --> 00:20:09,425 a basic tenet in this country. 499 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:12,161 Yeah, you know, I just figured, like, if you could get me, 500 00:20:12,229 --> 00:20:14,464 like, a little better at all that talking and stuff... 501 00:20:14,531 --> 00:20:15,698 Well, that would take work. 502 00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,467 Elliot Doolittle ain't afraid of a little work. 503 00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:19,802 I insist on paying for lessons. 504 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,305 I'm sure that we could work something out. 505 00:20:22,373 --> 00:20:24,673 That is... awesome! 506 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:27,110 I'm gonna be the best darn sales rep 507 00:20:27,177 --> 00:20:31,180 that Boston Colony Beverage Company ever had. 508 00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:33,816 Yes. I'm becoming quite convinced 509 00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,986 that you would make a splendid representative. 510 00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,922 Thank you very much. 511 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,191 We start work tomorrow promptly at 9:00. 512 00:20:42,259 --> 00:20:44,560 Oh, I'll be here-- at 8:45. 513 00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:52,201 ♪ ♪ 514 00:21:07,136 --> 00:21:09,237 (siren wailing in distance) 515 00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:12,474 ♪ ♪ 516 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,942 Well, he seems to have passed the background check. 517 00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:17,245 No felonies or scandals that we can find. 518 00:21:17,313 --> 00:21:19,814 And he volunteers at a soup kitchen 519 00:21:19,882 --> 00:21:22,784 over in Charlestown once a month. So, 520 00:21:22,851 --> 00:21:24,719 he's pretty much a blank canvas. 521 00:21:24,787 --> 00:21:26,421 Sounds like an ideal candidate. 522 00:21:27,923 --> 00:21:30,325 An ideal candidate for your ideas 523 00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:31,993 is what you're saying, right? 524 00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:34,028 You have to admit they are better ideas 525 00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:36,030 than what most people are bringing to Washington. 526 00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:37,666 So if I can't get elected, 527 00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:40,468 then why not find somebody else to present them? 528 00:21:44,207 --> 00:21:45,507 All right. 529 00:21:47,643 --> 00:21:50,011 (indistinct chatter) 530 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:51,846 COLLEEN: Well, good morning, Mr. Doolittle. 531 00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:54,048 I see that you're here bright and early. 532 00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:55,450 Rarin' to go. 533 00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:58,220 Our first order of business is... 534 00:21:58,287 --> 00:22:00,522 taking care of this. All right, then, let's go. 535 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:02,023 Wait, what-what did she mean by... 536 00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:04,326 - ...what do you mean by that? - Trust me, you're gonna thank us later. 537 00:22:04,393 --> 00:22:06,528 What's wrong with what I'm wearing? 538 00:22:06,596 --> 00:22:09,030 ♪ ♪ 539 00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:12,166 Just tell me where we're going. I'll... 540 00:22:12,235 --> 00:22:14,168 COLLEEN: It's gonna be fun. 541 00:22:14,237 --> 00:22:16,438 Oh, no, I'm not going to a salon. 542 00:22:16,505 --> 00:22:17,872 Yes, you are. 543 00:22:20,075 --> 00:22:22,210 (indistinct chatter) 544 00:22:36,859 --> 00:22:38,960 And what might we be doing today? 545 00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:41,195 Well, for starters, you can burn this. 546 00:22:41,264 --> 00:22:43,197 What? That's my favorite hat! 547 00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:45,800 That should be no one's favorite anything. 548 00:22:47,936 --> 00:22:49,738 (sighs) Godspeed. 549 00:22:51,607 --> 00:22:52,474 (sighs) 550 00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:54,842 (whistles loudly) 551 00:23:13,896 --> 00:23:15,797 He's ready. 552 00:23:15,864 --> 00:23:18,099 ♪ ♪ 553 00:23:23,439 --> 00:23:24,773 Oh. 554 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,974 WOMAN: Is his hair too short in the back? 555 00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:28,943 Well, I like a little length, 556 00:23:29,011 --> 00:23:30,878 but his hair curls back there. 557 00:23:30,946 --> 00:23:32,614 I wanted a clean look. 558 00:23:32,682 --> 00:23:34,382 My goodness. 559 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:37,452 I do believe he looks better than we ever 560 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,886 hoped for. 561 00:23:38,954 --> 00:23:40,789 - Um... - I must admit, I had my doubts 562 00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:44,726 at first, but it's actually been my pleasure. 563 00:23:44,794 --> 00:23:47,962 (quietly): It is so rare to see you speechless. 564 00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:50,832 - I think I'm gonna really enjoy this process. - (groans) 565 00:23:50,899 --> 00:23:52,534 Don't be ridiculous. 566 00:23:52,601 --> 00:23:54,902 I... was just thinking 567 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:57,405 about how we need to change his wardrobe. 568 00:23:57,473 --> 00:23:58,640 Mm-hmm. 569 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,181 So, how does your new haircut feel? 570 00:24:07,249 --> 00:24:10,485 Well, my neck feels like a baby's bottom. 571 00:24:10,553 --> 00:24:12,387 Really weird. 572 00:24:14,457 --> 00:24:17,925 Uh, yeah, this place is a little bit out of my reach. 573 00:24:17,993 --> 00:24:20,027 I mean, I ain't got the job yet. 574 00:24:20,095 --> 00:24:21,830 I can't afford these kind of duds. 575 00:24:21,897 --> 00:24:24,733 Oh, well, don't worry about it, we'll front you the cash. 576 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,702 I have so much confidence that we will get you this job 577 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,136 that... you can pay us back. 578 00:24:31,607 --> 00:24:33,441 (door opens) 579 00:24:36,278 --> 00:24:38,045 ♪ ♪ 580 00:24:53,929 --> 00:24:55,997 COLLEEN: I was thinking something simple 581 00:24:56,064 --> 00:24:57,766 with a light stripe? 582 00:24:57,833 --> 00:24:59,667 This all feels so partisan. 583 00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:10,545 (quietly): If I belonged to a younger generation, 584 00:25:10,613 --> 00:25:13,415 I would say, "Dang, he is fine." 585 00:25:13,482 --> 00:25:16,017 Might I remind you that is the exact generation 586 00:25:16,084 --> 00:25:18,352 we are trying to rescue from such phrases? 587 00:25:18,421 --> 00:25:21,088 Let me just say this, Elliot, if I didn't know you better, 588 00:25:21,156 --> 00:25:24,025 I'd say you looked like... a young Kennedy. 589 00:25:24,092 --> 00:25:24,959 Really? Mm-hmm. 590 00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:26,994 I feel like a total Barnie. 591 00:25:27,062 --> 00:25:30,231 (sighs) But I said I'd put myself in your hands. 592 00:25:30,299 --> 00:25:33,034 Don't ruin the moment by speaking. 593 00:25:33,101 --> 00:25:36,103 And stop slouching-- stand up straight. 594 00:25:36,171 --> 00:25:39,441 Nothing ruins a good suit like bad posture. 595 00:25:39,508 --> 00:25:41,342 Now the real work begins. 596 00:25:45,781 --> 00:25:48,716 (Boston accent): "I parked the car in the far part of the yard." 597 00:25:48,784 --> 00:25:52,487 - No, "I parked the car in the far part of the yard." - That's what I said. 598 00:25:52,555 --> 00:25:55,122 (Boston accent): "I parked the car in the far part of the yard." 599 00:25:55,190 --> 00:25:57,492 No, the Rs. Rs. Rs. 600 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,360 You can hear the difference, can't you? 601 00:25:59,428 --> 00:26:01,295 Yeah, you sound all wonky. 602 00:26:01,363 --> 00:26:03,998 Perhaps you should try wonky this time. Again. 603 00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:07,469 "I par-r-rked the car-r-r 604 00:26:07,536 --> 00:26:10,505 in the far-r-r par-r-rt of the yar-r-rd." 605 00:26:10,573 --> 00:26:12,106 Good. 606 00:26:12,174 --> 00:26:15,409 Now let's see if we can get you to stop sounding like a pirate. 607 00:26:15,478 --> 00:26:17,779 Having a heart attack. While gargling. 608 00:26:17,847 --> 00:26:20,682 (sighs) Okay. 609 00:26:20,749 --> 00:26:23,184 Well, Elliot Doolittle, is it? Hello. 610 00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:25,052 - Hey! It's a pleasure to meet ya! - Ooh. 611 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,722 No, no, no, no, no, you have it all wrong. 612 00:26:27,790 --> 00:26:30,091 You don't lunge at whomever you're shaking hands with. 613 00:26:30,158 --> 00:26:31,893 One or two steps forward is fine. 614 00:26:31,961 --> 00:26:33,427 Confidence but not aggression. 615 00:26:33,496 --> 00:26:35,363 And though the rule may have changed, 616 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:38,199 it is appropriate to allow a lady to offer her hand first. 617 00:26:38,266 --> 00:26:39,701 One or two shakes is fine. 618 00:26:39,768 --> 00:26:41,803 She's not a bicycle pump. Okay. 619 00:26:41,871 --> 00:26:44,038 What are you doing? I got to take some notes. 620 00:26:44,106 --> 00:26:46,340 I didn't know there was so much to a simple handshake. 621 00:26:46,408 --> 00:26:47,909 I mean... 622 00:26:47,977 --> 00:26:50,912 ELLIOT (carefully): "The quick quail... 623 00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:54,148 "crossing to and fro... 624 00:26:54,216 --> 00:26:56,751 "quietly called out, 625 00:26:56,819 --> 00:27:00,154 'Quid pro quo.'" 626 00:27:00,222 --> 00:27:02,089 Well done, well done. 627 00:27:02,157 --> 00:27:04,358 You sure we got to do all this work 628 00:27:04,426 --> 00:27:06,794 for me to be a sales rep? 629 00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:09,430 Well, there are all sorts of representatives, aren't there? 630 00:27:09,498 --> 00:27:11,265 So wouldn't you want to be prepared 631 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,601 for whatever option presents itself? 632 00:27:13,669 --> 00:27:15,202 Yeah, I guess. 633 00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:17,438 Oh, but wait, uh, "quid pro quo"-- 634 00:27:17,506 --> 00:27:18,940 is that a thing? 635 00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:20,542 A thing? 636 00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:23,144 It's a Latin expression for "give and take." 637 00:27:23,211 --> 00:27:25,613 Like an exchange of one thing for another. 638 00:27:25,681 --> 00:27:27,015 Okay. 639 00:27:27,082 --> 00:27:27,982 Now... 640 00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:30,151 mind the vowels. 641 00:27:30,218 --> 00:27:31,953 Okay, but it's only been a couple of weeks. 642 00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:33,955 I mean, you can't expect me to be perfect yet. 643 00:27:34,023 --> 00:27:34,923 You know, like you guys. 644 00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:36,190 "You guys"? Excuse me. 645 00:27:36,258 --> 00:27:38,359 You know what I mean, you and Colleen. 646 00:27:38,427 --> 00:27:41,162 Okay, I know you're not guys-- I mean, you're a woman... 647 00:27:41,229 --> 00:27:42,830 Wait, no, you're not. You're a... 648 00:27:42,898 --> 00:27:45,700 - I'm not a woman? - Well, no, you are. But you're a... 649 00:27:45,768 --> 00:27:47,435 you're a lady. I mean... 650 00:27:47,502 --> 00:27:49,637 That's... Is that okay? That's not, um... 651 00:27:49,705 --> 00:27:52,406 What is that word? Uh... condescending... 652 00:27:52,474 --> 00:27:55,677 - ...if I think of you as a lady? - No, that's nice. 653 00:27:55,744 --> 00:27:57,679 It's a lot better than "you guys." 654 00:27:57,746 --> 00:27:59,480 Oh, but wait, hold on a second. 655 00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:01,382 I looked it up. 656 00:28:02,785 --> 00:28:04,185 And it says, yes... 657 00:28:04,252 --> 00:28:08,222 So, "guys" has become acceptable slang in referring 658 00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:10,592 (Boston accent): to a group of non-gender... 659 00:28:10,659 --> 00:28:13,327 gender, gender-specific individuals. 660 00:28:13,395 --> 00:28:16,197 Colleen never should've given you her annotated dictionary. 661 00:28:16,264 --> 00:28:18,365 Slang is the purview of the Twitter set, 662 00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:21,435 and it is with good reason that Twitter begins with "twit." 663 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:24,171 Now, let me hear the tongue twister. 664 00:28:24,239 --> 00:28:27,075 How come I'm the one always trying to talk like... 665 00:28:27,142 --> 00:28:28,509 speak like you? 666 00:28:28,577 --> 00:28:30,979 I mean, not everyone in Boston speaks that way. 667 00:28:31,046 --> 00:28:32,714 Much to my dismay. 668 00:28:32,781 --> 00:28:35,083 You should say something regular for a change. 669 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,684 Why would I do that? 670 00:28:36,752 --> 00:28:38,920 How did you put it? Uh... 671 00:28:38,988 --> 00:28:41,623 (Boston accent): you are a practitioner of the art... 672 00:28:41,690 --> 00:28:42,556 the art 673 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,725 of language. 674 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:45,259 I mean, if that's true, 675 00:28:45,327 --> 00:28:46,694 you should speak my dialect, 676 00:28:46,762 --> 00:28:48,096 you know? A little... 677 00:28:48,163 --> 00:28:51,398 quid pro quo, as it was... as it w... as it were. 678 00:28:51,466 --> 00:28:52,333 As it were. 679 00:28:55,537 --> 00:28:58,205 Unless you can't do it. 680 00:28:58,273 --> 00:29:00,141 Hmm. 681 00:29:03,211 --> 00:29:04,812 (Boston accent): You know, if you'd quit being 682 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,280 such a chowderhead, I'd get you talking 683 00:29:06,348 --> 00:29:07,682 so wicked good they won't even know 684 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:08,850 you're down round Somerville. 685 00:29:11,186 --> 00:29:13,320 That was awesome! 686 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:15,023 (laughs) 687 00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:17,892 That was killer awesome! 688 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,194 If you tell Colleen, I'll deny that that ever happened. 689 00:29:20,262 --> 00:29:22,730 Man, you're good. 690 00:29:22,798 --> 00:29:26,600 You are a practitioner of the art of language. 691 00:29:26,669 --> 00:29:28,136 (quietly): How much wood would a woodchuck chuck 692 00:29:28,203 --> 00:29:29,503 if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 693 00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:31,939 It's been five weeks, and the deadline to announce 694 00:29:32,007 --> 00:29:33,875 his candidacy is fast approaching. 695 00:29:33,942 --> 00:29:36,944 Which is why I am looking for... this. 696 00:29:37,012 --> 00:29:38,512 My lucky pen. 697 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:40,414 Is that the same lucky pen 698 00:29:40,482 --> 00:29:42,449 that I used to sign my campaign documents? 699 00:29:42,517 --> 00:29:44,552 Is this how you're gonna win our friendly wager? 700 00:29:44,619 --> 00:29:45,653 By sabotage? 701 00:29:45,721 --> 00:29:48,355 My, my, politics apparently brings out 702 00:29:48,423 --> 00:29:49,924 the suspicious side of your nature. 703 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:52,526 I admit, originally, 704 00:29:52,594 --> 00:29:54,762 I was skeptical. 705 00:29:54,830 --> 00:29:57,565 But Elliot is showing some... 706 00:29:57,632 --> 00:29:59,400 great promise. 707 00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:01,135 I would certainly consider voting for him 708 00:30:01,203 --> 00:30:02,636 over Andrew Bridgeworth. 709 00:30:02,705 --> 00:30:04,772 You think he's ready for a short speech? 710 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,540 "A proper coffee copy prop." 711 00:30:06,608 --> 00:30:08,710 "A proper copy croppy pop." 712 00:30:08,777 --> 00:30:12,580 "A croppy... a proper copy copy..." Darn it! 713 00:30:12,647 --> 00:30:14,782 Photo op. Press release. 714 00:30:14,850 --> 00:30:16,684 (snaps fingers) 715 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,955 Great work. 716 00:30:21,023 --> 00:30:23,357 ELLIOT: State Building? Why are we going here first? 717 00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:25,593 Well, this is where you have to file all your paperwork. 718 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:26,560 No, I'm pretty sure 719 00:30:26,628 --> 00:30:28,096 we just drop off the application 720 00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:29,897 at the beverage company. What? 721 00:30:29,965 --> 00:30:32,166 What do you mean, "beverage company"? 722 00:30:32,234 --> 00:30:33,634 Oh, yes, about that... 723 00:30:33,702 --> 00:30:35,136 That's what we've been doing this whole time, right? 724 00:30:35,204 --> 00:30:36,804 With all the clothes and the lessons-- getting me 725 00:30:36,872 --> 00:30:39,841 ready to be a sales rep at the Boston Colony Beverage Company. 726 00:30:41,043 --> 00:30:42,676 Actually, Elliot... 727 00:30:42,745 --> 00:30:44,578 we've been preparing you as a candidate 728 00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:46,848 for the House of Representatives in Washington, DC. 729 00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:49,683 Perhaps I wasn't clear about that? 730 00:30:49,752 --> 00:30:51,585 You mean, like, Congress? 731 00:30:51,653 --> 00:30:53,387 Are you out of your minds? 732 00:30:55,057 --> 00:30:57,158 This is all simply just a... misunderstanding. 733 00:30:57,226 --> 00:31:00,027 A mis... a misunderstanding? 734 00:31:00,095 --> 00:31:02,830 Are you serious? Are you kidding me right now? 735 00:31:02,898 --> 00:31:04,465 I mean, I think the misunderstanding 736 00:31:04,532 --> 00:31:06,467 is me thinking you two aren't... 737 00:31:06,534 --> 00:31:08,236 straight-up crazy! 738 00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:09,737 I'm gonna go put in my application 739 00:31:09,805 --> 00:31:12,406 at someplace where everyone isn't completely insane! 740 00:31:13,575 --> 00:31:15,442 Wait. Elliot! 741 00:31:16,945 --> 00:31:18,780 (sighs) 742 00:31:20,816 --> 00:31:22,483 I was sure that... 743 00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:25,386 once we got this far, he would just go along with it. 744 00:31:25,453 --> 00:31:27,989 - But you didn't tell him, did you? - I did. 745 00:31:29,191 --> 00:31:30,858 In my own way. 746 00:31:30,926 --> 00:31:32,393 Your own way? 747 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:34,162 Which is pretty much like a steamroller-- 748 00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,663 you just decide a course of action 749 00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:37,598 and then roll over everybody who isn't on board? 750 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,400 If it's the best course of action, 751 00:31:39,467 --> 00:31:41,068 then why wouldn't everyone be on board? 752 00:31:41,136 --> 00:31:43,637 Okay, Hannah, go ahead and be glib. 753 00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:46,340 This time, you have really crossed the line. 754 00:31:53,381 --> 00:31:55,149 ♪ ♪ 755 00:32:04,459 --> 00:32:06,294 (sighs) 756 00:32:13,802 --> 00:32:15,636 (door opens) 757 00:32:18,907 --> 00:32:20,741 Can I help you? 758 00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:25,679 Wait a minute. 759 00:32:25,747 --> 00:32:27,581 As I live and breathe, 760 00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:28,850 is that Elliot Doolittle? 761 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,251 Good morning, ladies. 762 00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:31,986 My, my, my, you clean up good, son. 763 00:32:32,054 --> 00:32:33,154 Don't he clean up good, Viv? 764 00:32:33,222 --> 00:32:35,456 Ooh la la, I will say so. 765 00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:37,391 Good thing I'm not 20 years younger. 766 00:32:37,459 --> 00:32:38,592 (chuckles) 767 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:40,594 But wait, why are you dressed like that? 768 00:32:40,662 --> 00:32:42,496 Oh, you poor dear, did someone die? 769 00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:44,732 - No, no, ma'am. Nothing like that. - Oh, good. 770 00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:49,203 I am here to get John Henkels' job as distribution rep. 771 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:51,538 I've been working on some things, and... 772 00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:54,041 I plan on being the best rep this company ever had. 773 00:32:54,109 --> 00:32:55,309 You'd be real good at that. 774 00:32:55,377 --> 00:32:57,011 Don't you think he'd be good at that, Viv? 775 00:32:57,079 --> 00:32:58,112 Awful good. Real good. So good. 776 00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:00,081 Really good. Aw, too bad, though. 777 00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:02,216 Mr. Walters just offered the job to his nephew. 778 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:03,317 Yeah... 779 00:33:03,385 --> 00:33:05,619 He did? WILMA/VIVIAN: Yeah. 780 00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:07,554 - Yeah. - Just between us, the nephew? 781 00:33:07,622 --> 00:33:10,391 Let's just say he's real lucky his uncle owns a company, 782 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:11,893 - ...you know what I'm saying? Sheesh. VIVIAN: Mm-hmm. 783 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,127 Five cans short of a six-pack, 784 00:33:13,195 --> 00:33:14,862 you know? I mean, 785 00:33:14,930 --> 00:33:16,463 what are you gonna do? What can you do? 786 00:33:16,531 --> 00:33:17,664 What are you gonna do? Aw. 787 00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:18,799 I'm sorry, Elliot. 788 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,167 Yeah. 789 00:33:20,235 --> 00:33:21,635 Well, it's no big deal. WILMA/VIVIAN: No. 790 00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,037 All right. WILMA: There's plenty of jobs. 791 00:33:23,105 --> 00:33:24,738 But thank you very much. I'm sorry, hon. 792 00:33:24,806 --> 00:33:26,440 All right. You guys have a good day. 793 00:33:26,508 --> 00:33:27,641 Sorry, hon. Come any time, Elliot. 794 00:33:27,709 --> 00:33:29,210 You hang in there, honey. Come in any time. 795 00:33:29,278 --> 00:33:31,445 Oh, that breaks my heart. Ah. 796 00:33:31,513 --> 00:33:34,181 Oh, my God, that broke my... That broke my heart. 797 00:33:37,719 --> 00:33:39,086 COLLEEN: It's been three days, 798 00:33:39,154 --> 00:33:42,323 and we haven't seen hide nor hair of Elliot Doolittle. 799 00:33:42,391 --> 00:33:45,359 It seems we have two courses of action: 800 00:33:45,427 --> 00:33:47,128 You can either admit defeat... 801 00:33:47,195 --> 00:33:49,096 When have I ever given up on anything? 802 00:33:49,164 --> 00:33:52,499 Or we can resort to more drastic measures 803 00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:54,135 and you could apologize. 804 00:33:54,202 --> 00:33:56,070 Oh, all right, I'm sorry. 805 00:33:58,373 --> 00:33:59,673 Hannah. 806 00:33:59,741 --> 00:34:01,309 I'm sorry. 807 00:34:01,376 --> 00:34:03,144 Don't apologize to me. 808 00:34:03,211 --> 00:34:05,179 Apologize to Mr. Doolittle. 809 00:34:07,749 --> 00:34:09,583 (indistinct chatter) 810 00:34:13,388 --> 00:34:15,323 (horns honking) 811 00:34:15,390 --> 00:34:17,224 (dog barking) 812 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,240 (foghorn blowing) 813 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:37,411 (Elliot speaking indistinctly) 814 00:34:37,479 --> 00:34:39,713 ELLIOT: "The sheep were shorn with sharpened shears 815 00:34:39,781 --> 00:34:41,215 that showed the shearer's sharpening..." 816 00:34:41,283 --> 00:34:42,649 (doorbell buzzes) 817 00:34:42,717 --> 00:34:44,718 "The sheep were shorn with sharpened shears 818 00:34:44,786 --> 00:34:46,587 that showed the shearer's sharpening skills." 819 00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:48,422 "The sheep were shorn with sharpened shears 820 00:34:48,490 --> 00:34:51,192 that showed the shearer's sharpening skills." 821 00:34:51,259 --> 00:34:53,361 "The sheep were..." 822 00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:55,229 You were practicing. 823 00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:57,131 No, I wasn't. 824 00:34:59,201 --> 00:35:02,069 You know, proper manners would dictate that you invite me in. 825 00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,271 Suit yourself. 826 00:35:18,553 --> 00:35:21,688 That's a lovely picture. Cute kids. (tools jangling) 827 00:35:21,756 --> 00:35:23,891 I didn't realize you were married. 828 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,060 One of a number of things you failed to ask me. 829 00:35:27,396 --> 00:35:30,398 I suppose I deserve that. (Elliot grunts) 830 00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:33,667 (sighs) 831 00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:35,536 I'm not married. 832 00:35:35,603 --> 00:35:37,538 It's my sister Bonnie 833 00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:38,906 and her family. 834 00:35:38,973 --> 00:35:41,775 Frank died in a construction accident a few years back. 835 00:35:42,977 --> 00:35:45,379 I'm so sorry to hear that. 836 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:48,015 - Did he have life insurance? - (scoffs) 837 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,518 Life insurance? Do you know where you are? 838 00:35:50,585 --> 00:35:53,654 People around here are lucky enough to just have a job. 839 00:35:53,721 --> 00:35:55,489 There's a job opening up in Congress. 840 00:35:56,991 --> 00:35:59,360 And you decided to put me up for it all by yourself. 841 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:01,662 Without my consent. Why? 842 00:36:01,729 --> 00:36:03,264 'Cause in your world, you think I talk like an idiot, 843 00:36:03,331 --> 00:36:04,298 so I must be one? 844 00:36:04,366 --> 00:36:06,133 No! No, you're not an idiot. 845 00:36:06,201 --> 00:36:07,201 That's quite obvious. 846 00:36:07,269 --> 00:36:08,869 We never could've... 847 00:36:08,937 --> 00:36:12,506 accomplished such great things in such a short period of time. 848 00:36:12,574 --> 00:36:13,907 (sighs) 849 00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:16,009 You have an amazingly keen ear. 850 00:36:16,078 --> 00:36:17,344 Your grasp of phonetics 851 00:36:17,412 --> 00:36:19,646 and the way you've adapted your grammar-- 852 00:36:19,714 --> 00:36:21,215 it's quite remarkable, really. 853 00:36:21,283 --> 00:36:23,384 I've never... taught anyone like you. 854 00:36:23,452 --> 00:36:25,419 You think you can just drop by here and flatter me a little. 855 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:26,853 Is that it? Flattery is beneath me. 856 00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:28,956 Then what exactly are you doing here? 857 00:36:29,023 --> 00:36:31,492 You have such amazing potential. 858 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,594 When I think of the things that we could accomplish... 859 00:36:33,661 --> 00:36:34,861 And you have the audacity 860 00:36:34,929 --> 00:36:36,497 to accuse me of treating you unfairly? 861 00:36:36,565 --> 00:36:37,631 Okay, fine! 862 00:36:37,699 --> 00:36:38,999 Fine. 863 00:36:39,067 --> 00:36:41,435 But... 864 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,504 maybe some of this is your fault, too. 865 00:36:43,572 --> 00:36:44,705 What? 866 00:36:44,772 --> 00:36:46,006 It infuriates me to see 867 00:36:46,074 --> 00:36:48,008 how low you have set your own bar. 868 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:50,544 Carrying kegs 869 00:36:50,612 --> 00:36:53,180 and fixing pipes is all fine and good, but... 870 00:36:53,248 --> 00:36:55,682 if you think that's the limit of your capabilities, then... 871 00:36:58,086 --> 00:37:00,053 ...perhaps you are an idiot. 872 00:37:19,341 --> 00:37:21,275 (car engine starting) 873 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:42,704 Elliot? 874 00:37:42,772 --> 00:37:43,939 Good morning. 875 00:37:44,007 --> 00:37:45,607 What a pleasure it is to see you. 876 00:37:45,674 --> 00:37:47,209 It's very nice to see you, too. 877 00:37:47,277 --> 00:37:48,877 Well, I must admit, the office has been 878 00:37:48,945 --> 00:37:50,345 a little dull these past few days. 879 00:37:50,413 --> 00:37:51,579 I understand. Come on in. 880 00:37:51,647 --> 00:37:53,081 (both laugh) 881 00:37:53,149 --> 00:37:54,616 I trust everything is well? 882 00:37:54,683 --> 00:37:56,919 - Things are great. - Good. 883 00:37:56,986 --> 00:37:58,287 ELLIOT: Helmet comes off. COLLEEN: No. 884 00:37:58,354 --> 00:37:59,621 ELLIOT: Puck right into the face. 885 00:37:59,688 --> 00:38:00,923 Loses a tooth. COLLEEN: I don't believe it. 886 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:02,457 ELLIOT: But he still stops the puck. - Oh... 887 00:38:02,525 --> 00:38:04,459 ELLIOT: I mean, he is... toughest guy you've ever met. 888 00:38:04,527 --> 00:38:05,994 Isn't this cozy? 889 00:38:06,062 --> 00:38:08,297 Oh, Elliot was just teaching me a few hockey terms. 890 00:38:08,364 --> 00:38:09,998 Ask me what a hat trick is. 891 00:38:10,066 --> 00:38:11,199 I really wouldn't dare. 892 00:38:11,267 --> 00:38:12,434 Oh, I forgot to ask. 893 00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,336 How's it going at the beverage company? 894 00:38:14,404 --> 00:38:16,204 I'm sure they are so lucky to have you. 895 00:38:16,272 --> 00:38:18,807 Ah, the job went to the boss's nephew. You know how it is. 896 00:38:18,874 --> 00:38:21,944 I'm sorry to hear that, I really am. 897 00:38:22,011 --> 00:38:25,213 Um, oh, so this is why I came back. Here. 898 00:38:25,281 --> 00:38:27,950 Um... you forgot that. 899 00:38:28,017 --> 00:38:30,218 - Sorry, I tried to fold it. - Is that it? 900 00:38:30,286 --> 00:38:32,354 I was hoping that Hannah's apology 901 00:38:32,422 --> 00:38:33,989 might make you rethink our campaign. 902 00:38:34,057 --> 00:38:35,690 Apology? 903 00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:37,326 (laughing): That's... 904 00:38:37,393 --> 00:38:39,661 interesting. Uh, she did say 905 00:38:39,728 --> 00:38:41,396 that I was infuriating, 906 00:38:41,464 --> 00:38:43,966 uh, and then she said it was my fault, and then, 907 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:46,501 um, yeah, right before she stomped out of the house, 908 00:38:46,569 --> 00:38:49,237 she stated that I very well might be an idiot. 909 00:38:49,305 --> 00:38:50,905 So... you know. Admittedly, 910 00:38:50,974 --> 00:38:53,608 you-you know, you know, language better than I do, but 911 00:38:53,676 --> 00:38:55,277 I don't think that's what "apology" means. 912 00:38:55,345 --> 00:38:57,212 Hannah, is that true? 913 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,814 That is an absolute fabrication. I do not stomp! 914 00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:01,483 Uh-huh, granted. 915 00:39:01,550 --> 00:39:03,651 But you were supposed to go over to Elliot's 916 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,653 to offer him an apology. Did you? 917 00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:06,989 In a manner of speaking. 918 00:39:07,056 --> 00:39:08,523 At the very least, it was implied. 919 00:39:08,591 --> 00:39:11,460 Yeah, but I certainly couldn't have inferred it. 920 00:39:11,527 --> 00:39:13,261 Oh, you wouldn't even know what that word means 921 00:39:13,329 --> 00:39:14,562 if I hadn't been drilling vocabulary 922 00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:16,398 into your skull for the last six weeks. 923 00:39:16,466 --> 00:39:18,933 Even so, Elliot, you have come quite out of your way 924 00:39:19,002 --> 00:39:21,003 merely to return just a scarf. 925 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:23,438 So, if Hannah were to apologize 926 00:39:23,506 --> 00:39:24,672 for railroading you... 927 00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:26,174 Oh, "railroading" him? 928 00:39:26,242 --> 00:39:28,076 Shh. Would you consider our proposal? 929 00:39:28,144 --> 00:39:29,577 Well, it'd depend on the apology. 930 00:39:29,645 --> 00:39:31,813 I see. Hannah? 931 00:39:31,881 --> 00:39:35,417 Elliot, there seems to have been a misunderstanding. 932 00:39:35,485 --> 00:39:38,120 I assumed, incorrectly, that you had enough information 933 00:39:38,187 --> 00:39:41,456 to make a sensible decision and join us of your own accord. 934 00:39:41,524 --> 00:39:43,558 You see, in that apology, 935 00:39:43,626 --> 00:39:48,096 some of the words seem to obscure the "I'm sorry" part. 936 00:39:51,434 --> 00:39:53,735 Well, perhaps you will let me show you 937 00:39:53,802 --> 00:39:56,238 what I mean by "objectives" and "sensible decision." 938 00:39:57,907 --> 00:40:00,575 This is the Educational Enrichment Program 939 00:40:00,643 --> 00:40:02,477 that I chaired for the last six years. 940 00:40:02,545 --> 00:40:04,513 Is that like a practice school for teachers? 941 00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:06,448 No, we take educational theories 942 00:40:06,516 --> 00:40:08,750 and put them into actual classrooms. 943 00:40:08,817 --> 00:40:10,952 Colleen and I have focused most of our efforts 944 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:13,488 on programs to help learning-disabled children, 945 00:40:13,556 --> 00:40:15,090 using visual, interactive techniques. 946 00:40:15,158 --> 00:40:17,559 We've had a lot of success with pilot programs 947 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,494 all over Boston. 948 00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:23,731 Students with dyslexia, for example, 949 00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:25,534 have difficulty understanding numbers 950 00:40:25,601 --> 00:40:26,901 in their conceptual form. 951 00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:28,303 This technique allows them 952 00:40:28,371 --> 00:40:29,737 to associate numbers with structures. 953 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,306 And using their hands allows 954 00:40:31,374 --> 00:40:33,007 for greater long-term comprehension. 955 00:40:33,076 --> 00:40:34,176 WOMAN: Ariel? 956 00:40:34,243 --> 00:40:38,080 X equals 127.5? 957 00:40:38,147 --> 00:40:39,914 WOMAN: Exactly. 958 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,350 Our plan is to get schools 959 00:40:42,418 --> 00:40:45,620 to adopt these programs nationwide. 960 00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:48,156 ELLIOT: What about you? 961 00:40:48,224 --> 00:40:50,892 What made you become an educator? 962 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,860 People lose things. 963 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,329 Yeah, tell me about it. 964 00:40:54,397 --> 00:40:56,498 Last week, my sister just couldn't find her keys. 965 00:40:56,566 --> 00:40:58,900 We found 'em in the fridge. 966 00:40:58,968 --> 00:41:03,037 Well, I was thinking more on a larger scale. 967 00:41:03,106 --> 00:41:04,872 Like this car, 968 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,541 for example. 969 00:41:06,609 --> 00:41:08,610 Vehicles get lost or stolen all the time. 970 00:41:08,677 --> 00:41:11,179 People lose their homes in fires. 971 00:41:11,247 --> 00:41:13,781 Businesses go bankrupt at an alarming rate. 972 00:41:13,849 --> 00:41:16,284 These major things in which we put such stock 973 00:41:16,352 --> 00:41:17,719 can be so easily lost. 974 00:41:17,786 --> 00:41:19,154 Yeah, I get that. 975 00:41:19,222 --> 00:41:21,189 I mean, a lot of our neighbors have been foreclosed. 976 00:41:21,257 --> 00:41:23,625 The same could be said about a lot of people, I guess. 977 00:41:25,728 --> 00:41:27,762 My mom passed away when I was eight, 978 00:41:27,830 --> 00:41:29,831 and my dad basically raised me 979 00:41:29,898 --> 00:41:31,966 and my little sister. He taught me... 980 00:41:33,169 --> 00:41:34,969 ...that the one thing in life 981 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:37,639 that can never be taken away is education. 982 00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:39,007 That's why our educational program 983 00:41:39,074 --> 00:41:41,443 and others like it are so important. 984 00:41:41,511 --> 00:41:43,945 We give children something that can never be lost. 985 00:41:47,617 --> 00:41:51,153 That's something that I was hoping to take to Washington. 986 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:54,789 That's something I was hoping you would take to Washington. 987 00:41:58,161 --> 00:42:00,495 (sighs) 988 00:42:00,563 --> 00:42:03,698 You really think I could do this? 989 00:42:03,766 --> 00:42:06,601 Like, get elected and help people? 990 00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:09,771 I do. 991 00:42:09,838 --> 00:42:12,240 But the important thing is that you believe it yourself. 992 00:42:13,442 --> 00:42:16,678 I hope you'll consider it. 993 00:42:18,847 --> 00:42:21,015 Okay. 994 00:42:23,219 --> 00:42:26,921 Okay... you'll consider it? 995 00:42:26,989 --> 00:42:28,723 Nah, I just did. 996 00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:30,625 I'm in. 997 00:42:38,367 --> 00:42:39,701 (laughs) 998 00:43:01,424 --> 00:43:02,824 Okay. 999 00:43:05,328 --> 00:43:08,062 Right here. Right here. 1000 00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:10,064 (camera shutter clicking) 1001 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,435 (speaks quietly) 1002 00:43:13,502 --> 00:43:15,470 You have to get down lower. 1003 00:43:15,538 --> 00:43:17,138 All right. 1004 00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:20,709 This is so embarrassing. 1005 00:43:20,776 --> 00:43:22,143 (speaks quietly) 1006 00:43:22,211 --> 00:43:24,112 (speaks quietly) 1007 00:43:24,179 --> 00:43:25,980 (speaks quietly) 1008 00:43:26,048 --> 00:43:26,981 Listen to me. 1009 00:43:31,354 --> 00:43:33,255 Stand up straight. Look confident. 1010 00:43:34,957 --> 00:43:37,325 Smile. Yes, yes, yes! 1011 00:43:37,393 --> 00:43:38,393 And... 1012 00:43:38,461 --> 00:43:41,263 We got it. We got it. 1013 00:43:45,534 --> 00:43:47,369 Hey. 1014 00:43:48,537 --> 00:43:50,372 ("Hail to the Chief" plays) 1015 00:43:51,741 --> 00:43:53,541 (laughter) 1016 00:43:54,710 --> 00:43:57,312 (Frank clears his throat) 1017 00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:01,583 "Local man enters race for vacant congressional seat." 1018 00:44:01,651 --> 00:44:03,418 (applause, cheering and whooping) 1019 00:44:03,486 --> 00:44:04,886 FRANK: I guess you really 1020 00:44:04,953 --> 00:44:07,656 know you made it when the papers are calling you "local man." 1021 00:44:07,723 --> 00:44:08,856 (laughter) 1022 00:44:08,924 --> 00:44:10,024 Yeah, real funny. 1023 00:44:10,092 --> 00:44:11,726 You're cracking me up over here. 1024 00:44:11,794 --> 00:44:13,328 Hey, Elliot, when you get down there to Washington, 1025 00:44:13,396 --> 00:44:15,963 you should appoint one of them commissions to find out 1026 00:44:16,031 --> 00:44:19,133 why the Celtics ain't got no outside game no more. 1027 00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:20,702 And you should pass a law saying 1028 00:44:20,770 --> 00:44:22,103 my wife can't start yelling at me 1029 00:44:22,171 --> 00:44:24,339 until at least five minutes after I get in the door. 1030 00:44:24,407 --> 00:44:25,774 (laughter) 1031 00:44:25,841 --> 00:44:27,309 And a law saying that happy hour's 1032 00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:28,976 at least three hours. 1033 00:44:29,044 --> 00:44:30,478 I mean, come on. (whooping) 1034 00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:31,946 All right. It's a top priority. 1035 00:44:32,014 --> 00:44:33,748 I'm gonna get right on it, all right? 1036 00:44:33,816 --> 00:44:34,949 Yeah, Elliot. 1037 00:44:35,017 --> 00:44:36,818 MAN 2: Well done. (overlapping chatter) 1038 00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:38,219 MAN: That was funny. 1039 00:44:38,287 --> 00:44:40,188 And, uh... 1040 00:44:40,255 --> 00:44:42,457 You know, my ma's pills. 1041 00:44:42,525 --> 00:44:45,159 Yeah. She been taking 1042 00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:46,728 the same medication all the time, 1043 00:44:46,796 --> 00:44:51,466 and it seems like every year, they keep jacking up the cost. 1044 00:44:51,534 --> 00:44:53,134 Somebody should do something. 1045 00:44:53,202 --> 00:44:55,303 I think you're right. 1046 00:45:00,543 --> 00:45:02,677 I've reworked the speech for the PAC meeting. 1047 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,847 Pearce? 1048 00:45:05,914 --> 00:45:08,483 When Elliot gets here, will you have him come see me? 1049 00:45:08,551 --> 00:45:10,918 Uh, there's someone here to see you. 1050 00:45:10,986 --> 00:45:13,020 I'd like a word or two with him myself. 1051 00:45:16,525 --> 00:45:17,792 And you would be? 1052 00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:19,461 His ma! Why? 1053 00:45:19,528 --> 00:45:20,995 You don't see the resemblance? 1054 00:45:21,063 --> 00:45:22,997 Hannah. So lovely to meet you. 1055 00:45:23,065 --> 00:45:24,165 (chuckles) 1056 00:45:24,233 --> 00:45:25,500 This is Colleen. 1057 00:45:25,568 --> 00:45:27,369 Hello. Hey. 1058 00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:30,538 I come down so's me and you can have us a talk, 1059 00:45:30,606 --> 00:45:33,074 you know, mano a mano. 1060 00:45:33,141 --> 00:45:35,410 Can I offer you something to drink? 1061 00:45:35,478 --> 00:45:37,311 You wouldn't happen to have a beer handy? 1062 00:45:41,684 --> 00:45:43,084 No, no, I'm afraid we don't. 1063 00:45:43,151 --> 00:45:44,753 Coffee or tea perhaps? 1064 00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:46,388 Can you make that coffee Irish? 1065 00:45:47,656 --> 00:45:48,956 Nah? 1066 00:45:49,024 --> 00:45:50,725 Well, I'm good, then. 1067 00:45:50,793 --> 00:45:52,560 Would... care to step into my office? 1068 00:45:55,531 --> 00:45:56,898 It's funny. 1069 00:45:56,965 --> 00:45:59,267 We did a background check on Elliot before the campaign. 1070 00:45:59,334 --> 00:46:00,902 There was no mention of his mother. 1071 00:46:00,969 --> 00:46:03,170 Oh, probably 'cause we ain't got the same last name. 1072 00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:05,306 If you want to get all proper about it, 1073 00:46:05,374 --> 00:46:07,642 I'm Allie O'Malley- Doolittle-McClaren-Dabrowski. 1074 00:46:07,710 --> 00:46:09,176 Ain't that a mouthful? 1075 00:46:09,244 --> 00:46:10,512 Certainly is. 1076 00:46:11,847 --> 00:46:14,582 As long as we're being blunt here, 1077 00:46:14,650 --> 00:46:15,817 might as well come 1078 00:46:15,885 --> 00:46:16,718 right out with it. 1079 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,754 What's the racket you're running? 1080 00:46:21,223 --> 00:46:22,957 Racket? 1081 00:46:23,025 --> 00:46:25,026 No need to play coy with me, sister. 1082 00:46:25,093 --> 00:46:28,195 I know that folks give you money when you run for office. 1083 00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:29,764 That Bridgeworth fella's loaded. 1084 00:46:29,832 --> 00:46:31,999 So maybe you shake him down for some, 1085 00:46:32,067 --> 00:46:33,034 so's Elliot will drop 1086 00:46:33,101 --> 00:46:34,669 out of the race, right? 1087 00:46:34,737 --> 00:46:36,137 Being his ma and all, I figure 1088 00:46:36,204 --> 00:46:37,572 I'm entitled to part of the take. 1089 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,373 Oh, no, no, you have it all wrong. 1090 00:46:39,442 --> 00:46:41,709 We are intent on getting your son elected to Congress. 1091 00:46:41,777 --> 00:46:43,611 Oh. So you're running the long con 1092 00:46:43,679 --> 00:46:44,979 is what you're doing. 1093 00:46:45,047 --> 00:46:46,948 You get him into office. 1094 00:46:47,015 --> 00:46:48,616 You get the kickbacks from the lobbyists. 1095 00:46:48,684 --> 00:46:50,217 So-called appearance fees. 1096 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:52,253 And don't think I ain't heard of all that PAC money. 1097 00:46:52,321 --> 00:46:56,658 We believe your son's candidacy could actually help people. 1098 00:46:56,725 --> 00:46:58,326 (gulps) My Elliot? 1099 00:46:58,393 --> 00:46:59,928 Mm-hmm. 1100 00:46:59,995 --> 00:47:01,395 You got to be kidding me. 1101 00:47:01,464 --> 00:47:03,565 That boy's always had more heart than brains. 1102 00:47:03,632 --> 00:47:05,333 But if he's going to be helping people, 1103 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,535 he might as well start with yours truly here. 1104 00:47:07,603 --> 00:47:09,537 I figure it might be worth your whiles 1105 00:47:09,605 --> 00:47:10,905 to give me a little something-something. 1106 00:47:10,973 --> 00:47:12,774 One of them "stippends," 1107 00:47:12,842 --> 00:47:14,175 or stipends, whatever you call it. 1108 00:47:14,242 --> 00:47:15,977 You could consider me a consultant 1109 00:47:16,044 --> 00:47:17,745 on how to handle my kid. 1110 00:47:17,813 --> 00:47:22,450 There's my baby boy! 1111 00:47:22,518 --> 00:47:23,551 Oh! Oh! Ma? 1112 00:47:23,619 --> 00:47:25,052 What are you doing here? 1113 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,053 (grunts) 1114 00:47:26,121 --> 00:47:27,722 Looky there. 1115 00:47:27,790 --> 00:47:30,391 You got him all dolled up! 1116 00:47:30,459 --> 00:47:32,527 (sighs) I get the impression 1117 00:47:32,595 --> 00:47:35,597 you won't want me showing up at every campaign stop. 1118 00:47:35,664 --> 00:47:37,264 Especially since my biggest question 1119 00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:38,733 to anybody running for office 1120 00:47:38,801 --> 00:47:41,002 is how they plan on preparing 1121 00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:42,737 for the oncoming zombie apocalypse. 1122 00:47:44,006 --> 00:47:44,973 And that ain't gonna go over 1123 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,374 well with Elliot here, 1124 00:47:46,441 --> 00:47:47,942 because he's afraid of zombies. 1125 00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:49,243 Is that so? 1126 00:47:49,311 --> 00:47:50,945 Have we discovered your Achilles' heel? 1127 00:47:51,013 --> 00:47:52,981 What? No. 1128 00:47:53,048 --> 00:47:55,049 I mean... listen, I... 1129 00:47:55,117 --> 00:47:56,350 Zombies are unsettling. 1130 00:47:56,418 --> 00:47:57,685 We can all agree. 1131 00:47:57,753 --> 00:47:58,953 But, wait. Hold on a second. 1132 00:47:59,021 --> 00:48:00,622 Are you going to let her turn this 1133 00:48:00,689 --> 00:48:01,823 into a deliberation on zombies? 1134 00:48:01,891 --> 00:48:03,825 Deliberation? 1135 00:48:03,893 --> 00:48:05,192 Listen to Mr. Fancy Britches here. 1136 00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:07,529 How much cash do we have in the office? 1137 00:48:07,596 --> 00:48:10,131 You are not seriously considering paying her? 1138 00:48:10,198 --> 00:48:12,567 She is threatening to show up at every campaign event. 1139 00:48:12,635 --> 00:48:14,268 Plus, it'll give us insight into Elliot's history. 1140 00:48:14,336 --> 00:48:15,770 Just can't do it. 1141 00:48:15,838 --> 00:48:18,039 - Ha-ha! - We're prepared to make you a deal. 1142 00:48:18,106 --> 00:48:19,306 How does a grand sound? 1143 00:48:19,374 --> 00:48:21,509 What?! No, no, no, do not encourage her. 1144 00:48:21,577 --> 00:48:22,644 She is not... Shut up. 1145 00:48:22,711 --> 00:48:24,412 Grown-ups are talkin' here. 1146 00:48:24,479 --> 00:48:26,113 (softly): Whoa. 1147 00:48:26,181 --> 00:48:27,682 Now, that's way too generous. 1148 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:29,684 With that kind of money, I'd feel obligated 1149 00:48:29,752 --> 00:48:32,119 to use it for something useful, like put it on the rent. 1150 00:48:32,187 --> 00:48:34,022 I just want to go have me a good time 1151 00:48:34,089 --> 00:48:35,623 with some friends, get my drink on, 1152 00:48:35,691 --> 00:48:38,359 maybe even put some money down on a pony or two. 1153 00:48:38,427 --> 00:48:41,596 So $100, $150's about as much as I could spend 1154 00:48:41,664 --> 00:48:44,465 without, uh, feeling too bad about it. 1155 00:48:44,533 --> 00:48:46,634 You drive a hard bargain, but... 1156 00:48:46,702 --> 00:48:48,469 you got yourself a deal. 1157 00:48:48,537 --> 00:48:49,571 Ah... 1158 00:49:03,089 --> 00:49:04,723 ELLIOT: ...one of the most highly respected countries... 1159 00:49:04,790 --> 00:49:06,825 I mean nations-- nations. What is my problem? 1160 00:49:06,892 --> 00:49:08,927 You've practiced this speech 1,000 times. 1161 00:49:08,995 --> 00:49:10,662 Just relax. Relax? 1162 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:12,931 Well, yeah, okay, that's easy for you to say. 1163 00:49:12,999 --> 00:49:14,933 - Relax. - Elliot, she's right. 1164 00:49:15,001 --> 00:49:16,268 And the Boston Civic Alliance 1165 00:49:16,336 --> 00:49:17,936 is practically on your side already. 1166 00:49:18,004 --> 00:49:19,738 They were big supporters of Hannah's, 1167 00:49:19,805 --> 00:49:21,806 and their president, Humphrey Rossdale, 1168 00:49:21,874 --> 00:49:24,042 was my cochair over at New England Preparatory. 1169 00:49:24,110 --> 00:49:26,698 After the speech, just stick to generalities when talking to people. 1170 00:49:26,733 --> 00:49:28,113 COLLEEN: And breathe. 1171 00:49:28,181 --> 00:49:30,715 The first rule is always to just keep breathing. 1172 00:49:30,783 --> 00:49:32,251 (Elliot exhales loudly) 1173 00:49:32,318 --> 00:49:34,052 ELLIOT: America has gone from being 1174 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,622 one of the most highly educated nations 1175 00:49:36,689 --> 00:49:38,823 to 33rd. 1176 00:49:38,891 --> 00:49:41,226 As your representative in Congress, 1177 00:49:41,294 --> 00:49:45,597 I will pledge to make education a top priority. 1178 00:49:45,665 --> 00:49:47,132 (whispers): He's doing very well. 1179 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,601 Yeah, we need to relax his gestures, but we're okay. 1180 00:49:49,669 --> 00:49:51,603 ELLIOT: In closing, it is my sincere desire 1181 00:49:51,671 --> 00:49:54,306 that we guarantee that no child in our schools 1182 00:49:54,374 --> 00:49:57,075 is denied access to the lifetime advantages 1183 00:49:57,143 --> 00:50:00,712 that only education can provide. 1184 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,381 Thank you very much. 1185 00:50:09,389 --> 00:50:10,589 Excuse me. 1186 00:50:10,657 --> 00:50:11,990 Excuse me. 1187 00:50:14,194 --> 00:50:15,494 Excuse me? 1188 00:50:15,562 --> 00:50:16,828 Uh, thank you so much 1189 00:50:16,896 --> 00:50:18,497 for joining us today, Mr. Doolittle. 1190 00:50:18,565 --> 00:50:19,998 What are your thoughts 1191 00:50:20,066 --> 00:50:22,534 about the current cuts and how they're affecting education? 1192 00:50:22,602 --> 00:50:24,369 We didn't prepare for a Q and A. 1193 00:50:30,343 --> 00:50:32,444 Uh, well... 1194 00:50:32,512 --> 00:50:33,545 (inhales) 1195 00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:35,180 (electronic feedback) 1196 00:50:35,248 --> 00:50:37,082 (crowd murmuring) 1197 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:46,525 The cuts deeply affect our schools. 1198 00:50:46,593 --> 00:50:48,093 Um... 1199 00:50:56,202 --> 00:50:58,169 You know, an example is my niece. 1200 00:50:58,238 --> 00:50:59,371 Her favorite teacher, 1201 00:50:59,439 --> 00:51:01,906 Mrs. Gunther, was laid off, 1202 00:51:01,974 --> 00:51:04,710 and she was transferred to an already overcrowded classroom. 1203 00:51:04,777 --> 00:51:06,545 We need to figure out another way 1204 00:51:06,613 --> 00:51:08,347 to balance the budget, because the ones 1205 00:51:08,414 --> 00:51:11,350 paying for these cuts are the children. 1206 00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:13,218 (people murmuring in agreement) 1207 00:51:13,286 --> 00:51:14,819 (quietly): Where did that come from? 1208 00:51:14,887 --> 00:51:16,521 He's actually fielding the question. 1209 00:51:16,589 --> 00:51:17,922 ELLIOT: It's like... 1210 00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:19,524 it's like the Three Stooges. 1211 00:51:19,592 --> 00:51:21,326 Oh, dear. 1212 00:51:21,394 --> 00:51:25,096 You know how it is when Moe pokes Curly in the eyes? 1213 00:51:25,164 --> 00:51:26,698 Yeah, we just lost Hillary Townsend's vote. 1214 00:51:26,766 --> 00:51:28,767 Yeah, I think that's the least of our worries. 1215 00:51:28,834 --> 00:51:30,435 Well, that's what it's like with our kids. 1216 00:51:30,503 --> 00:51:31,936 Except we're not giving them 1217 00:51:32,004 --> 00:51:33,672 the tools to stop him. 1218 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,774 To go like... go like this. 1219 00:51:35,841 --> 00:51:37,242 (people groaning) So I'm asking you, 1220 00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:39,844 do you really want Moe gouging our kids in the eyes? 1221 00:51:39,912 --> 00:51:42,314 (scattered laughter) 1222 00:51:42,382 --> 00:51:43,982 Thank you. Yeah. 1223 00:51:44,049 --> 00:51:46,585 We'd-we'd like to thank Mr. Doolittle for... 1224 00:51:46,653 --> 00:51:48,320 speaking to us today. 1225 00:51:48,388 --> 00:51:51,523 Remember, we are just five weeks away 1226 00:51:51,591 --> 00:51:53,492 from the special election. 1227 00:51:53,559 --> 00:51:55,727 And now we'll adjourn for tea and cake. 1228 00:51:58,798 --> 00:52:01,032 (applause continues) 1229 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,701 Thank you so much. 1230 00:52:02,769 --> 00:52:04,536 (indistinct chatter) 1231 00:52:04,604 --> 00:52:06,571 HUMPHREY: I must say, there is a... 1232 00:52:06,639 --> 00:52:08,873 folksy populism to him. 1233 00:52:08,941 --> 00:52:10,375 And according to our straw polls, 1234 00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:12,944 he's leading Andrew Bridgeworth by three to one 1235 00:52:13,012 --> 00:52:14,245 with women voters. 1236 00:52:14,314 --> 00:52:16,481 We're working on... 1237 00:52:16,549 --> 00:52:18,283 broadening his frame of reference. 1238 00:52:18,351 --> 00:52:20,652 You mean the Q and A. 1239 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:24,022 I love the Three Stooges. 1240 00:52:25,425 --> 00:52:27,726 I think he's onto something there. 1241 00:52:27,794 --> 00:52:30,829 (indistinct chatter) 1242 00:52:30,896 --> 00:52:32,664 ♪ ♪ 1243 00:52:42,442 --> 00:52:44,843 We'll work on aspects of your speech, but... 1244 00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:46,611 for your first foray into public speaking, 1245 00:52:46,679 --> 00:52:47,746 you did really well. 1246 00:52:47,814 --> 00:52:49,314 Yeah? Thank you. 1247 00:52:49,382 --> 00:52:51,916 You know, I was a little scared at first, but, uh, 1248 00:52:51,984 --> 00:52:53,552 you know, after a while, it just... 1249 00:52:53,619 --> 00:52:54,986 it was just like being me, 1250 00:52:55,054 --> 00:52:57,288 you know, talking to people. 1251 00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:01,326 Hey. Hey, Bon. 1252 00:53:01,394 --> 00:53:03,294 So, you must be the mystery lady 1253 00:53:03,363 --> 00:53:05,564 I was hearing so much about, huh? I was wondering... 1254 00:53:05,631 --> 00:53:07,833 - ...when we was gonna get a look at you. - Hannah, 1255 00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:10,383 ...allow me to introduce you to my sister, Bonnie Cleary. 1256 00:53:10,418 --> 00:53:13,372 - This is Hannah Higgins. - Pleasure to meet you. 1257 00:53:13,439 --> 00:53:15,474 Oh, no, trust me, sister, the pleasure's all mine. 1258 00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:17,376 Uh, Skootch, you want to do me a favor, 1259 00:53:17,443 --> 00:53:19,778 go check on Junior for me? He was heading in the backyard 1260 00:53:19,846 --> 00:53:21,747 with his Little League bat and his "smash something" face. 1261 00:53:21,814 --> 00:53:23,114 (chuckles) "Skootch"? 1262 00:53:23,182 --> 00:53:24,583 Oh, no, that's nothing. 1263 00:53:24,650 --> 00:53:26,752 No, see, it's actually, it's from when we was kids. 1264 00:53:26,819 --> 00:53:28,420 You had to watch this one all the time. 1265 00:53:28,488 --> 00:53:29,621 He'd skootch out of his clothes, 1266 00:53:29,689 --> 00:53:30,856 go running down the block. 1267 00:53:30,923 --> 00:53:31,990 You know, Bon, I don't think 1268 00:53:32,057 --> 00:53:33,492 she wants to hear about that. 1269 00:53:33,559 --> 00:53:36,261 - Mmm, maybe I do. - Yeah, neighbors was always bringing him back... 1270 00:53:36,328 --> 00:53:38,530 - ...wrapped in dish towels... - I'm gonna go check on Junior. 1271 00:53:38,598 --> 00:53:39,998 I'll see you in the morning? 1272 00:53:40,065 --> 00:53:41,833 BONNIE: You better skootch out of that suit first. 1273 00:53:41,901 --> 00:53:43,001 ELLIOT: Yeah, I'm gonna skootch you. 1274 00:53:43,068 --> 00:53:44,135 It was lovely to meet you. 1275 00:53:44,203 --> 00:53:45,904 What's your rush? 1276 00:53:45,971 --> 00:53:47,706 You should come in for coffee. 1277 00:53:47,774 --> 00:53:49,775 Oh, I really should be on my way. 1278 00:53:49,842 --> 00:53:51,976 No. You're coming in for coffee. 1279 00:53:53,479 --> 00:53:56,981 You and me should, uh... we should have a little chat. 1280 00:53:57,049 --> 00:53:58,950 Besides, you're parked right here already even, huh? 1281 00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:00,351 - Uh... - Oh, no, don't sweat it. 1282 00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:02,721 Your car'll be fine, huh? 1283 00:54:02,789 --> 00:54:03,822 Uh... 1284 00:54:03,890 --> 00:54:04,823 Hey, John? 1285 00:54:06,091 --> 00:54:08,092 John! 1286 00:54:09,495 --> 00:54:11,763 This lady's a friend of mine, okay? 1287 00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:14,098 So her car's gonna be fine. Okay? 1288 00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:16,435 If not, I'm gonna hunt you down and make earrings 1289 00:54:16,502 --> 00:54:17,869 out of your kidneys, okay? 1290 00:54:20,873 --> 00:54:22,707 Right this way. 1291 00:54:30,316 --> 00:54:32,383 Make yourself comfortable. 1292 00:54:32,452 --> 00:54:34,419 Not there-- that chair's wicked rickety. 1293 00:54:36,188 --> 00:54:38,022 (chair squeaks against floor) 1294 00:54:44,129 --> 00:54:45,630 (glassware clinking) 1295 00:54:45,698 --> 00:54:46,932 ELLIOT: I am the warlock. 1296 00:54:46,999 --> 00:54:49,300 Here is my... 1297 00:54:49,368 --> 00:54:53,404 (yelling) 1298 00:54:53,473 --> 00:54:55,173 (makes high-pitched cawing noise) 1299 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,342 (high-pitched cawing) 1300 00:54:57,409 --> 00:54:59,845 I wonder what I would have done without my kid brother there. 1301 00:54:59,912 --> 00:55:03,014 We was barely scraping by before my husband Frank died. 1302 00:55:03,082 --> 00:55:05,484 And after, well... 1303 00:55:05,551 --> 00:55:08,453 he was barely in the ground before the wolves from the bank 1304 00:55:08,521 --> 00:55:10,522 started threatening to throw us out of here. 1305 00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:12,423 (laughter and indistinct chatter from outside) 1306 00:55:12,492 --> 00:55:14,659 I got something of a proud streak. 1307 00:55:14,727 --> 00:55:17,028 I'd rather chew off an arm than ask for help. 1308 00:55:17,096 --> 00:55:18,864 So I didn't say nothing. 1309 00:55:18,931 --> 00:55:20,765 First thing I know, there was Elliot. 1310 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:22,200 He's standing in the hall. 1311 00:55:22,267 --> 00:55:25,303 He'd given up his apartment, he'd sold all his stuff. 1312 00:55:25,371 --> 00:55:28,006 He's standing there with a check for his security deposit 1313 00:55:28,073 --> 00:55:31,242 and everything he had in the bank. 1314 00:55:31,310 --> 00:55:34,579 We're not on easy street by a long shot, but, uh, 1315 00:55:34,647 --> 00:55:38,249 thanks to him, we're not on the street, neither. 1316 00:55:40,019 --> 00:55:42,521 Coffee's ready. 1317 00:55:45,324 --> 00:55:47,358 I'll, uh... I'll let you doctor it up yourself. 1318 00:55:47,426 --> 00:55:50,161 I'm always afraid I'll put too much of one or the other. 1319 00:55:50,229 --> 00:55:52,063 Thank you. 1320 00:55:55,167 --> 00:55:57,702 So what's going on with you and my brother? 1321 00:55:57,770 --> 00:55:59,871 I mean, he gets with you, 1322 00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:01,940 and all of a sudden, he's-he's talking different. 1323 00:56:02,008 --> 00:56:03,241 He's dressing different. 1324 00:56:03,308 --> 00:56:05,243 He's getting these big ideas in his head 1325 00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:06,444 about running for office. 1326 00:56:06,512 --> 00:56:09,581 I appreciate your directness. 1327 00:56:09,649 --> 00:56:12,684 It frustrates me when women sidestep an issue 1328 00:56:12,752 --> 00:56:14,185 for the sake of politeness. 1329 00:56:14,253 --> 00:56:15,954 That ain't never been my problem. 1330 00:56:16,022 --> 00:56:19,958 Let me assure you that in no way did your brother get with me. 1331 00:56:20,026 --> 00:56:21,860 Even so, he is an adult, 1332 00:56:21,928 --> 00:56:23,795 and he's free to conduct his own affairs. 1333 00:56:23,863 --> 00:56:25,263 Hey, hey, hey, don't get your Irish up. 1334 00:56:25,330 --> 00:56:26,831 I got good reason for asking. 1335 00:56:26,899 --> 00:56:28,299 He's a grown man, yeah, 1336 00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:29,668 but he's also a nice guy, 1337 00:56:29,735 --> 00:56:31,302 and women have taken advantage 1338 00:56:31,370 --> 00:56:32,604 of that in the past. 1339 00:56:32,672 --> 00:56:36,140 Always getting him to do crazy stuff. 1340 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:38,309 That started with Ma. 1341 00:56:38,377 --> 00:56:40,845 The inimitable Allie? 1342 00:56:40,913 --> 00:56:42,981 I'm not even sure what that means, 1343 00:56:43,049 --> 00:56:45,516 but I take it by that, you've met her? 1344 00:56:45,585 --> 00:56:47,185 She's a piece of work, our ma, huh? 1345 00:56:47,252 --> 00:56:49,921 Yes. She is a piece of work. 1346 00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:52,290 You still haven't answered my question. 1347 00:56:52,357 --> 00:56:54,525 You want to know what my intentions are 1348 00:56:54,594 --> 00:56:55,827 towards your brother? 1349 00:56:55,895 --> 00:56:57,195 Yeah. 1350 00:56:57,262 --> 00:56:58,797 I intend to run him for Congress. 1351 00:56:58,864 --> 00:57:00,264 I got that part. 1352 00:57:00,332 --> 00:57:02,100 Look, what I'm asking is, 1353 00:57:02,167 --> 00:57:06,270 what are your intentions, you know, personal? 1354 00:57:06,338 --> 00:57:08,673 You misunderstand the situation. 1355 00:57:08,741 --> 00:57:11,476 I intend to get your brother elected to Congress. 1356 00:57:11,543 --> 00:57:13,144 In no way do we have 1357 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:14,345 a personal relationship. 1358 00:57:14,413 --> 00:57:17,448 Honey, every relationship is personal. 1359 00:57:17,516 --> 00:57:19,450 You don't believe that, 1360 00:57:19,518 --> 00:57:21,185 maybe you got the misunderstanding 1361 00:57:21,253 --> 00:57:22,420 of the situation. 1362 00:57:22,488 --> 00:57:24,856 ELLIOT: Ow! Ow! 1363 00:57:24,924 --> 00:57:26,758 Oh, too much hair, too much hair. 1364 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:35,950 I am deeply offended! 1365 00:57:36,018 --> 00:57:36,985 (slaps podium) 1366 00:57:37,052 --> 00:57:38,386 I am offended 1367 00:57:38,453 --> 00:57:40,021 by the way that you are characterizing 1368 00:57:40,088 --> 00:57:41,623 my position on the issues. 1369 00:57:41,690 --> 00:57:43,024 HANNAH: And how do you respond? 1370 00:57:43,091 --> 00:57:44,492 I didn't mean to upset her. 1371 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,361 No, she's not upset; she's Andrew Bridgeworth. 1372 00:57:47,429 --> 00:57:48,963 - Oh. - And he probably will say something like that 1373 00:57:49,031 --> 00:57:50,431 to get you to fly off the handle 1374 00:57:50,499 --> 00:57:51,766 and say something rash. 1375 00:57:51,834 --> 00:57:53,200 And don't talk to me; I'm the moderator. 1376 00:57:53,268 --> 00:57:54,168 Talk to the voters 1377 00:57:54,236 --> 00:57:55,236 in the audience. 1378 00:57:55,303 --> 00:57:56,237 Right. Okay, sorry. 1379 00:57:56,304 --> 00:57:57,705 Let's do it again. 1380 00:57:59,207 --> 00:58:01,042 I am appalled, I tell you, 1381 00:58:01,109 --> 00:58:02,510 about how you have misrepresented 1382 00:58:02,578 --> 00:58:04,712 my position! 1383 00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:07,381 Perhaps my mistake has been to imply 1384 00:58:07,449 --> 00:58:10,718 that my opponent actually has a position. 1385 00:58:10,786 --> 00:58:13,287 Because, frankly, besides offering 1386 00:58:13,355 --> 00:58:15,823 vague political platitudes, I have yet to hear 1387 00:58:15,891 --> 00:58:19,326 Mr. Bridgeworth take a solid stand on any of the matters 1388 00:58:19,394 --> 00:58:21,095 that we all face. 1389 00:58:21,163 --> 00:58:23,031 And I think the voters deserve better than that. 1390 00:58:27,036 --> 00:58:28,970 I think you're ready. 1391 00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:29,971 Yes! 1392 00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,839 I am ready to represent 1393 00:58:31,907 --> 00:58:34,508 the hardworking people of the state of Massachusetts. 1394 00:58:34,577 --> 00:58:36,377 No, I was being Hannah that time. 1395 00:58:36,445 --> 00:58:38,012 Oh. (chuckles) 1396 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,346 Right. Sorry. 1397 00:58:39,414 --> 00:58:41,348 Well, thank you. 1398 00:58:45,821 --> 00:58:48,322 (crowd cheering) 1399 00:58:50,292 --> 00:58:52,594 ♪ I'm gonna tell you about my town ♪ 1400 00:58:52,661 --> 00:58:56,530 ♪ I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby ♪ 1401 00:58:56,599 --> 00:59:00,702 ♪ Ah, it's all about my town ♪ 1402 00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:02,937 ♪ Yeah, down by the river ♪ 1403 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:05,239 Hey, how are you? Good to see you. 1404 00:59:05,307 --> 00:59:06,874 Wow, you're really serious about this. 1405 00:59:06,942 --> 00:59:08,776 Well, I'm a man of the people, right? 1406 00:59:08,844 --> 00:59:10,511 Well, the people you're referencing-- 1407 00:59:10,579 --> 00:59:12,413 this is what we do. 1408 00:59:12,481 --> 00:59:14,649 Oh... oh, no, no, no. 1409 00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:17,218 You're not seriously gonna make me wear those, are you? 1410 00:59:17,285 --> 00:59:18,853 Do you know how many feet have been in there? 1411 00:59:18,921 --> 00:59:20,287 Relax, Cinderella. 1412 00:59:20,355 --> 00:59:23,190 No one has ever died from bowling shoes. 1413 00:59:23,258 --> 00:59:25,159 Or bowling, for that matter. 1414 00:59:25,227 --> 00:59:28,763 So, take your shoes... 1415 00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:30,999 and smile for the cameras. 1416 00:59:31,066 --> 00:59:33,768 Thank you, everyone, 1417 00:59:33,836 --> 00:59:35,903 for coming out tonight. 1418 00:59:35,971 --> 00:59:37,672 I really look forward to hearing your thoughts 1419 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,674 about what I should do in Washington, 1420 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:41,976 but first, let's roll a few! 1421 00:59:42,044 --> 00:59:44,211 (crowd cheering) 1422 00:59:44,279 --> 00:59:45,747 ♪ I mean, they're frustrated ♪ 1423 00:59:45,814 --> 00:59:47,882 ♪ Had to be in by 12:00 ♪ 1424 00:59:50,052 --> 00:59:51,819 ♪ Oh, that's a shame ♪ 1425 00:59:54,523 --> 00:59:56,057 ♪ But I'm wishing... ♪ 1426 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:57,759 Just hold it like I showed you. 1427 00:59:57,826 --> 00:59:59,326 One hand off. 1428 00:59:59,394 --> 01:00:01,162 Put this up on your fingers. 1429 01:00:01,229 --> 01:00:02,830 Finger here, finger here. 1430 01:00:02,898 --> 01:00:04,365 This here. There you go. 1431 01:00:04,432 --> 01:00:05,767 Now you just got to relax. 1432 01:00:05,834 --> 01:00:06,868 You're a little stiff. 1433 01:00:06,935 --> 01:00:08,235 Now move the hips. 1434 01:00:08,303 --> 01:00:10,004 Aim. Aim. (chuckles) 1435 01:00:10,072 --> 01:00:12,140 I've got it. 1436 01:00:12,207 --> 01:00:15,910 ♪ Oh, Boston, you're my home ♪ 1437 01:00:18,613 --> 01:00:20,414 (shrieks) 1438 01:00:20,482 --> 01:00:22,083 ALL: Oh! - Oh, my God. 1439 01:00:22,151 --> 01:00:24,251 Are you all right? 1440 01:00:24,319 --> 01:00:26,654 Yeah. Nothing wounded but my pride. 1441 01:00:26,722 --> 01:00:28,556 Knowing you, that'll recover in no time. 1442 01:00:28,623 --> 01:00:29,623 Oh, look! 1443 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:30,925 Look, look! 1444 01:00:30,993 --> 01:00:31,893 Go, ball! 1445 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,195 Go, ball! Go! 1446 01:00:34,262 --> 01:00:35,163 ALL: Oh... 1447 01:00:35,230 --> 01:00:36,597 Yes! Oh, there it is! 1448 01:00:36,665 --> 01:00:37,699 One more turn. Roll, ball. 1449 01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:38,700 One more. 1450 01:00:38,767 --> 01:00:41,102 Oh, yes! 1451 01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:42,670 (cheering) 1452 01:00:42,738 --> 01:00:44,638 Unbelievable! 1453 01:00:47,743 --> 01:00:49,844 ELLIOT: Wow... - Yes! Yes! 1454 01:00:49,912 --> 01:00:51,612 You should quit while you're ahead. 1455 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,314 I'm just getting started. 1456 01:00:53,381 --> 01:00:54,648 (laughs) 1457 01:00:54,717 --> 01:00:56,918 (cheering) 1458 01:01:01,957 --> 01:01:03,958 MAN: ...people around here, they don't have what we had. 1459 01:01:04,026 --> 01:01:05,492 That's kind of the situation here. 1460 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,528 ELLIOT: I agree. 1461 01:01:07,596 --> 01:01:08,896 They shouldn't take it out on anyone else. 1462 01:01:08,964 --> 01:01:10,064 You've done all you can do. 1463 01:01:13,068 --> 01:01:14,202 You got to write to me. 1464 01:01:14,269 --> 01:01:15,203 - Sure. - All right, thanks so much. 1465 01:01:15,270 --> 01:01:17,105 I really appreciate it. 1466 01:01:22,344 --> 01:01:25,012 That's the third bunch of guys that has said the same thing. 1467 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,680 You know that big road construction project 1468 01:01:26,749 --> 01:01:28,883 that's supposed to bring in all these new jobs? 1469 01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:31,152 The contracts all have been awarded 1470 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:33,087 to Hipark Construction, a subsidiary of ABcorp. 1471 01:01:33,155 --> 01:01:35,089 Which is owned by Andrew Bridgeworth. 1472 01:01:35,157 --> 01:01:37,358 Exactly. And they plan on bringing in all their own men. 1473 01:01:37,425 --> 01:01:38,793 They probably won't be doing any local hires. 1474 01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:40,795 And that sort of thing is only gonna get worse 1475 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,864 if he's elected to Congress. 1476 01:01:42,931 --> 01:01:45,499 I thought tonight was very informative. 1477 01:01:45,567 --> 01:01:47,135 And I look forward to taking your thoughts 1478 01:01:47,202 --> 01:01:49,203 and concerns with me to Washington. 1479 01:01:49,271 --> 01:01:51,605 Thank you, thank you very much for your support. 1480 01:01:51,673 --> 01:01:52,640 Any questions? (reporters clamor) 1481 01:01:52,707 --> 01:01:54,075 Ms. Higgins, 1482 01:01:54,143 --> 01:01:56,410 last year, you lost a bid for the same congressional seat 1483 01:01:56,478 --> 01:01:57,845 Mr. Doolittle's running for. 1484 01:01:57,913 --> 01:01:59,781 Do you find it easier to be 1485 01:01:59,848 --> 01:02:00,948 running a campaign instead of 1486 01:02:01,016 --> 01:02:02,349 being a candidate yourself? 1487 01:02:02,417 --> 01:02:04,385 Each one presents its own challenges. 1488 01:02:04,452 --> 01:02:06,687 But I feel that Elliot is exactly the kind of man 1489 01:02:06,755 --> 01:02:09,490 we all need representing our interests. 1490 01:02:09,557 --> 01:02:11,292 MAN: Have you seen your bowling video? 1491 01:02:11,359 --> 01:02:12,860 Bowling video? 1492 01:02:12,928 --> 01:02:15,229 Video's already going viral. 1493 01:02:15,297 --> 01:02:17,665 (screams) (crowd laughing) 1494 01:02:17,732 --> 01:02:20,101 20,000 hits. 1495 01:02:20,169 --> 01:02:22,904 (laughing continues) 1496 01:02:22,971 --> 01:02:25,639 All of my life, I've been involved in education. 1497 01:02:25,707 --> 01:02:27,608 Tonight, I was reminded 1498 01:02:27,676 --> 01:02:29,844 that there is nothing more educational than-- 1499 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,879 as my colleague Elliot would put it-- 1500 01:02:31,947 --> 01:02:33,714 as falling on my butt. 1501 01:02:33,782 --> 01:02:35,783 (crowd laughing) 1502 01:02:35,851 --> 01:02:38,286 (applauding) 1503 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:42,890 We're two weeks out from the election, 1504 01:02:42,958 --> 01:02:44,558 and the latest polling numbers 1505 01:02:44,626 --> 01:02:47,829 have us out front of Bridgeworth by seven points. 1506 01:02:47,896 --> 01:02:48,796 (phone ringing) 1507 01:02:48,864 --> 01:02:50,264 Uh, I have to take this. 1508 01:02:50,332 --> 01:02:52,099 Would you give me a moment? Elliot. Elliot Doolittle. 1509 01:02:52,167 --> 01:02:53,801 But it looks like, in the men over 50 demographic, 1510 01:02:53,869 --> 01:02:54,869 our lead narrows. 1511 01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:56,503 - All right. - Yes, they do seem to be... 1512 01:02:56,571 --> 01:02:58,206 ...Bridgeworth's biggest supporters. 1513 01:02:58,273 --> 01:03:01,209 How do we reach those people? 1514 01:03:01,276 --> 01:03:03,277 Uh, I have to leave for an hour or two. 1515 01:03:03,345 --> 01:03:04,678 Is everything okay? 1516 01:03:04,746 --> 01:03:05,746 Oh, yeah, it's fine. 1517 01:03:05,814 --> 01:03:07,648 It's, uh, just a family thing. 1518 01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:24,798 (siren whoops in distance) 1519 01:03:35,077 --> 01:03:37,345 I know exactly how much dough was in my purse. 1520 01:03:37,412 --> 01:03:38,512 Don't think I ain't gonna count it. 1521 01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:40,414 I'd expect no less. 1522 01:03:54,930 --> 01:03:56,730 Now, Allie... 1523 01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:58,199 I don't want to hear about 1524 01:03:58,267 --> 01:04:00,501 no more altercations at the racetrack. 1525 01:04:00,568 --> 01:04:02,370 Why don't you pick on someone your own size. 1526 01:04:02,437 --> 01:04:04,471 Ain't that what they always say? (laughs) 1527 01:04:04,539 --> 01:04:06,573 Ma, you punched a jockey. 1528 01:04:06,641 --> 01:04:07,841 Anybody'd have done the same. 1529 01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:10,011 That filly was a sure thing, on the outside. 1530 01:04:10,078 --> 01:04:11,578 He ran her right along the fence. 1531 01:04:11,646 --> 01:04:13,247 Hey, you're just lucky that little fella 1532 01:04:13,315 --> 01:04:14,481 isn't pressing charges. 1533 01:04:14,549 --> 01:04:16,483 Figures he's never gonna hear the end of it 1534 01:04:16,551 --> 01:04:17,818 around the paddock if they know 1535 01:04:17,886 --> 01:04:19,720 he got his clock cleaned by an old lady. 1536 01:04:19,788 --> 01:04:22,056 Call me an old lady one more time, 1537 01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:24,158 see if I don't climb across that counter 1538 01:04:24,226 --> 01:04:25,859 and give you something... Ma, settle down. 1539 01:04:25,928 --> 01:04:27,161 Let's just get out of here. 1540 01:04:27,229 --> 01:04:28,462 Come on, get your stuff. 1541 01:04:28,530 --> 01:04:29,897 All right. Thank you. 1542 01:04:29,965 --> 01:04:31,032 No problem, Elliot. 1543 01:04:31,099 --> 01:04:32,733 Hey, see if you can keep her out of here 1544 01:04:32,801 --> 01:04:34,168 for, uh, I don't know, six months this time? 1545 01:04:34,236 --> 01:04:36,370 Yeah, right. (laughs) 1546 01:04:36,438 --> 01:04:37,538 Good luck. 1547 01:04:37,605 --> 01:04:39,606 OFFICER: Got to get moving. 1548 01:04:39,674 --> 01:04:41,442 ♪ ♪ 1549 01:04:48,951 --> 01:04:50,717 ALLIE: Whoa, stop! 1550 01:04:53,121 --> 01:04:54,788 ALLIE: Where's the bar? 1551 01:04:54,856 --> 01:04:55,957 WOMAN: Thinking about voting for Elliot Doolittle? 1552 01:04:56,024 --> 01:04:57,358 Think again. 1553 01:04:57,426 --> 01:04:59,293 Elliot Doolittle claims he's a man of the people... 1554 01:04:59,361 --> 01:05:00,294 Are you seeing this? 1555 01:05:00,362 --> 01:05:01,762 It's appalling. 1556 01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:03,597 Exactly what kind of people is he talking about? 1557 01:05:03,665 --> 01:05:06,100 Elliot Doolittle is not just soft on crime. 1558 01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:08,735 Elliot Doolittle maintains an ongoing relationship 1559 01:05:08,803 --> 01:05:10,537 with a repeat offender. 1560 01:05:10,605 --> 01:05:12,073 Are you willing to elect 1561 01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:14,808 a member of a crime family to Congress? 1562 01:05:14,876 --> 01:05:17,611 I'm Andrew Bridgeworth, and I approve this message. 1563 01:05:17,679 --> 01:05:19,347 Oh! "Crime family"? 1564 01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:22,383 First of all, that ad is positively libelous. 1565 01:05:22,451 --> 01:05:24,651 And second, how is getting arrested 1566 01:05:24,719 --> 01:05:26,220 in keeping with our agreement to lay low? 1567 01:05:26,288 --> 01:05:27,888 I want my $150 back! 1568 01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:30,191 (sighs) 1569 01:05:37,243 --> 01:05:38,809 BRIDGEWORTH: I stand behind all the statements 1570 01:05:38,877 --> 01:05:40,578 we've made in our ads. 1571 01:05:40,646 --> 01:05:42,480 These accusations are salacious. 1572 01:05:42,548 --> 01:05:43,715 MODERATOR: Do you mean "fallacious?" 1573 01:05:43,782 --> 01:05:45,015 Yeah, that, too. 1574 01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:48,486 Are you saying Mr. Bridgeworth is lying? 1575 01:05:48,554 --> 01:05:50,488 (Elliot sighs) 1576 01:05:50,556 --> 01:05:52,290 ELLIOT: Well, technically, no. (audience murmurs) 1577 01:05:52,358 --> 01:05:54,792 The "crime family" part is misleading. 1578 01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:56,261 It's ridiculous. 1579 01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:57,729 Okay, my mother has a record. 1580 01:05:57,796 --> 01:05:59,330 I think we all have family members 1581 01:05:59,398 --> 01:06:01,266 that do things we might not agree with. 1582 01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:04,335 Do I support all the choices that my mother has ever made? 1583 01:06:04,403 --> 01:06:05,670 No. 1584 01:06:05,738 --> 01:06:07,872 Do I support my mother? 1585 01:06:07,939 --> 01:06:08,973 Always. 1586 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,875 (applause) MAN: All right! 1587 01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:16,447 (approving murmurs) 1588 01:06:16,515 --> 01:06:18,449 MAN: Yeah! 1589 01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:20,318 MAN 2: Well put! 1590 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,121 Thank you. Thank you. 1591 01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:26,658 I think you've absolutely taken the right position 1592 01:06:26,725 --> 01:06:27,659 in supporting your mother. 1593 01:06:27,726 --> 01:06:29,226 It's just a no-win situation. 1594 01:06:29,295 --> 01:06:32,129 Now, unfortunately, we're looking at a drop in the polls 1595 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,098 that puts us in a dead heat with Bridgeworth. 1596 01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:35,266 (phone ringing) 1597 01:06:35,334 --> 01:06:36,434 Got to take this. All right. 1598 01:06:36,502 --> 01:06:37,368 Sarah, one minute, please. 1599 01:06:37,436 --> 01:06:38,603 Elliot Doolittle! 1600 01:06:38,671 --> 01:06:39,537 (distorted voice): Elliot Doolittle? 1601 01:06:39,605 --> 01:06:40,638 Sorry, I can't hear you. 1602 01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:41,673 Can you hear me? 1603 01:06:41,740 --> 01:06:43,140 Excuse... can you speak up? 1604 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:44,509 I have some information that can turn 1605 01:06:44,576 --> 01:06:45,843 your whole campaign around. 1606 01:06:45,911 --> 01:06:47,545 But I'm only gonna give it to you. 1607 01:06:47,613 --> 01:06:49,547 Meet me in one hour, in Lee's Pub. 1608 01:06:49,615 --> 01:06:50,715 Come alone. 1609 01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:54,385 And that's all he said. 1610 01:06:54,453 --> 01:06:56,153 Well, I think it's very suspicious 1611 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:57,588 how he's playing this on the down low. 1612 01:06:57,656 --> 01:06:59,256 "Down low"? Seriously? 1613 01:06:59,325 --> 01:07:00,625 You're gonna say that with a straight face? 1614 01:07:00,693 --> 01:07:03,160 Hannah, I'm sorry, but this is exactly what it is. 1615 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:04,195 Okay. 1616 01:07:04,262 --> 01:07:05,229 Well, whatever's going on, 1617 01:07:05,297 --> 01:07:06,798 we have one week till the election, 1618 01:07:06,865 --> 01:07:08,533 and it's anybody's race at this point. 1619 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,267 We could use any advantage we could get. 1620 01:07:10,336 --> 01:07:12,403 (sighs) I'm going. 1621 01:07:12,471 --> 01:07:14,672 (rock music plays inside) 1622 01:07:18,544 --> 01:07:20,378 (indistinct talking, laughing) 1623 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,414 Excuse me. 1624 01:07:29,888 --> 01:07:31,322 (sighs) 1625 01:07:32,725 --> 01:07:35,460 - Hey. Elliot Doolittle... - Yeah, I know who you are. 1626 01:07:35,527 --> 01:07:38,028 With the posters and the TV commercials, 1627 01:07:38,096 --> 01:07:39,296 you're kind of hard to miss. 1628 01:07:39,365 --> 01:07:41,265 Okay. And you are? 1629 01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:43,200 Someone who's looking to keep this on the down low, 1630 01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:44,635 let's say. "Down low." 1631 01:07:44,703 --> 01:07:45,837 Colleen was right. 1632 01:07:45,904 --> 01:07:47,204 Excuse me? 1633 01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:48,373 No, nothing. Go on. 1634 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,241 I will say me and a lot of the boys 1635 01:07:50,308 --> 01:07:51,476 think you're getting a bum rap. 1636 01:07:51,543 --> 01:07:52,910 "The boys"? 1637 01:07:52,978 --> 01:07:54,679 Maybe some boys down at the station. 1638 01:07:54,747 --> 01:07:56,547 But you didn't hear nothing from me. 1639 01:08:00,919 --> 01:08:03,388 Mug shots and arrest reports. 1640 01:08:03,455 --> 01:08:05,656 "Veronica Maxwell"? 1641 01:08:05,724 --> 01:08:07,525 Currently better known as Jessica Bridgeworth. 1642 01:08:08,761 --> 01:08:10,595 Seems like, back in college, 1643 01:08:10,662 --> 01:08:12,797 your opponent's wife was quite the kleptomaniac. 1644 01:08:12,865 --> 01:08:14,999 You'll see six different shoplifting arrests 1645 01:08:15,066 --> 01:08:16,534 over the course of three years. 1646 01:08:20,506 --> 01:08:25,276 Maybe you're not the only one from a "crime family." 1647 01:08:25,343 --> 01:08:27,177 (knocks on the table) 1648 01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:37,688 Our investigator says this all checks out. 1649 01:08:37,756 --> 01:08:39,323 What are we supposed to do with it? 1650 01:08:39,391 --> 01:08:41,659 Who in the media do we know who we can slip this to? 1651 01:08:41,727 --> 01:08:43,093 But it can't look like it came from us. 1652 01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:44,662 Well, you're right. It has to look... 1653 01:08:44,730 --> 01:08:46,731 - ...like it came from an outside source. - Now, hold on. 1654 01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:49,066 Are we sure that we really want to do this? 1655 01:08:49,134 --> 01:08:50,968 I mean, this woman has children, 1656 01:08:51,036 --> 01:08:52,703 who I bet know nothing about this. 1657 01:08:52,771 --> 01:08:54,204 These arrests happened 20 years ago. 1658 01:08:54,272 --> 01:08:56,273 I mean, is she really a threat to the public 1659 01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:57,975 or a reason her husband shouldn't hold office? 1660 01:08:58,043 --> 01:08:59,777 Well, I think we can all agree the answer's no. 1661 01:08:59,845 --> 01:09:01,779 Yeah, all this does is embarrass our opponent. 1662 01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,848 And I thought you didn't want to run a dirty campaign. 1663 01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:05,783 That was before he started playing dirty. 1664 01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:07,852 This was the same man who lambasted you 1665 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,087 and accused you of doing the exact same thing. 1666 01:09:10,155 --> 01:09:11,889 I can't stand for that kind of hypocrisy. 1667 01:09:11,957 --> 01:09:13,691 Yeah, but his wife isn't the candidate. 1668 01:09:13,759 --> 01:09:16,327 - Neither is your mother. - Exactly! 1669 01:09:16,394 --> 01:09:18,529 And it's wrong what they're saying about my mother, 1670 01:09:18,597 --> 01:09:20,865 so how do you justify 1671 01:09:20,933 --> 01:09:23,167 doing the exact same thing to his wife? 1672 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,303 I don't know. 1673 01:09:28,674 --> 01:09:29,707 Look. 1674 01:09:29,775 --> 01:09:31,909 I know that, these days, 1675 01:09:31,977 --> 01:09:33,444 everybody's entire history, 1676 01:09:33,512 --> 01:09:35,580 their every mistake, is on the Internet. 1677 01:09:35,647 --> 01:09:36,848 And it makes people think that 1678 01:09:36,915 --> 01:09:38,749 their personal life is fair game. 1679 01:09:38,817 --> 01:09:41,151 But just because things are one way, it doesn't mean 1680 01:09:41,219 --> 01:09:43,788 that we can't strive for something better. 1681 01:09:46,592 --> 01:09:48,960 What do you want to do with all this information? 1682 01:10:04,843 --> 01:10:06,911 Oh, you guys are too kind to come out here. 1683 01:10:06,979 --> 01:10:09,279 It's 5:30 in the morning, we should all be back in bed, 1684 01:10:09,347 --> 01:10:11,181 so I really appreciate you coming out this early. 1685 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,684 (indistinct conversations, phone ringing) 1686 01:10:19,658 --> 01:10:21,492 (cheering, applauding) 1687 01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:24,762 (indistinct conversations) 1688 01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,165 You guys are doing a great job. 1689 01:10:28,233 --> 01:10:29,667 Hey! 1690 01:10:29,735 --> 01:10:31,168 - Hey, how you doing? - All right. 1691 01:10:31,236 --> 01:10:32,737 (cheering, applauding) 1692 01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:34,204 Want to get a little closer? 1693 01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:35,540 Whoop, there they are! 1694 01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,975 Come here! 1695 01:10:38,043 --> 01:10:39,810 You gonna come out to the polls? 1696 01:10:39,878 --> 01:10:40,945 You promise me? Sure I am. 1697 01:10:41,013 --> 01:10:41,979 Great. Thanks a lot. 1698 01:10:42,047 --> 01:10:44,782 Come here! (laughs) 1699 01:10:44,850 --> 01:10:46,684 We can't skimp on the investment 1700 01:10:46,752 --> 01:10:48,052 we're making in our children's future. 1701 01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:50,087 We are 33rd in the world right now. 1702 01:10:50,155 --> 01:10:52,557 ...smaller classrooms, there's too many kids. 1703 01:10:52,624 --> 01:10:54,425 We need scholarships, math and science scholarships. 1704 01:10:54,492 --> 01:10:56,260 It is my number one priority. 1705 01:10:56,327 --> 01:10:57,662 ...ready for tomorrow... No, no, no! 1706 01:10:57,729 --> 01:10:59,229 Please tell Sarah I need her here. 1707 01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:00,364 I know what it's like to struggle 1708 01:11:00,432 --> 01:11:01,498 from paycheck to paycheck. 1709 01:11:01,567 --> 01:11:03,434 I've struggled to make ends meet, 1710 01:11:03,501 --> 01:11:04,936 and to provide for my loved ones, 1711 01:11:05,003 --> 01:11:06,270 and that is the perspective 1712 01:11:06,337 --> 01:11:07,738 that I'm going to bring with me to Washington. 1713 01:11:07,806 --> 01:11:09,206 (cheering) 1714 01:11:09,274 --> 01:11:11,275 Thank you. 1715 01:11:11,342 --> 01:11:13,110 (indistinct conversations, phone ringing) 1716 01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:16,280 Yeah. Thank you. 1717 01:11:18,817 --> 01:11:19,750 (cheering) 1718 01:11:19,818 --> 01:11:21,485 Yeah, hey, how are you? 1719 01:11:21,553 --> 01:11:23,087 - Hey, man. Good to see you. - All right! 1720 01:11:30,762 --> 01:11:32,563 ELLIOT: Ooh, man. 1721 01:11:35,067 --> 01:11:37,568 Oh, please tell me that's the last one. 1722 01:11:38,770 --> 01:11:39,737 I promise. 1723 01:11:39,805 --> 01:11:41,505 (laughs in relief) 1724 01:11:41,573 --> 01:11:43,540 I think we're ready. 1725 01:11:43,609 --> 01:11:46,811 Yeah. Yeah. 1726 01:11:46,878 --> 01:11:49,546 So, um... 1727 01:11:49,615 --> 01:11:53,884 we'll... well, I guess, uh... 1728 01:11:53,952 --> 01:11:55,119 I guess we should say good night. 1729 01:11:55,186 --> 01:11:56,721 Tomorrow's a big day. 1730 01:11:56,788 --> 01:11:58,522 Right. Good night. 1731 01:12:01,093 --> 01:12:02,493 How do you feel about me? 1732 01:12:04,763 --> 01:12:07,197 About you? 1733 01:12:07,265 --> 01:12:09,133 Yeah. 1734 01:12:10,769 --> 01:12:12,603 You know, my chances in the election. 1735 01:12:12,671 --> 01:12:14,939 Are you... are you scared? Are you nervous? 1736 01:12:15,007 --> 01:12:18,442 I-I have a hard time reading you sometimes. 1737 01:12:18,510 --> 01:12:21,512 And by sometimes, I mean... always. 1738 01:12:21,579 --> 01:12:23,380 Oh. 1739 01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,984 Am I nervous? 1740 01:12:27,052 --> 01:12:29,186 At this point, I think we've done all we can. 1741 01:12:29,254 --> 01:12:31,956 We've addressed the issues. 1742 01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:35,126 We've stated our positions. 1743 01:12:35,193 --> 01:12:37,628 It's all in the voters' hands at this point. 1744 01:12:37,696 --> 01:12:39,530 There's nothing to be nervous about. 1745 01:12:39,597 --> 01:12:41,331 Yeah. 1746 01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,000 Okay. 1747 01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:44,601 Yeah, there's no reason to be nervous. 1748 01:12:44,670 --> 01:12:46,503 Why? Are you? 1749 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:49,473 I am, like, crazy nervous. 1750 01:12:49,541 --> 01:12:51,542 I know exactly what you mean. 1751 01:12:51,609 --> 01:12:54,045 It's so not like me. 1752 01:12:54,112 --> 01:12:56,947 I am, like, 50% kid night before Christmas, 1753 01:12:57,015 --> 01:12:58,749 I am 50% kid, like, on 1754 01:12:58,817 --> 01:13:00,617 a scary high dive, and then I'm 50%, 1755 01:13:00,686 --> 01:13:02,753 like, I don't even... I don't even know what. 1756 01:13:02,821 --> 01:13:04,989 Well, that would be... really add up to like 150... 1757 01:13:05,057 --> 01:13:06,791 I know that the numbers don't add up, 1758 01:13:06,858 --> 01:13:08,492 but, like, this whole thing doesn't add up. 1759 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,294 I mean, think about me three months ago, 1760 01:13:10,361 --> 01:13:11,762 and then think about me now. 1761 01:13:11,830 --> 01:13:13,330 Tomorrow, I could be United States Congressman. 1762 01:13:13,398 --> 01:13:15,900 That is... it's mind-blowing. 1763 01:13:15,967 --> 01:13:18,035 I know exactly what you mean. 1764 01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:20,204 I-I was never this nervous during my own campaign. 1765 01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:22,740 I was so logical. Everything was so clear. 1766 01:13:22,808 --> 01:13:25,442 Now... I don't know. 1767 01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:27,011 Things are different. 1768 01:13:32,984 --> 01:13:34,651 I'm sorry. 1769 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,154 I'm usually not at a loss for words. 1770 01:13:37,222 --> 01:13:38,555 (chuckles) 1771 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:40,091 That is true. 1772 01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:44,995 Hannah... 1773 01:13:45,063 --> 01:13:47,598 I want you to know how grateful I am 1774 01:13:47,665 --> 01:13:50,434 for everything that you've done, and I... 1775 01:13:50,501 --> 01:13:54,071 and I just... I hope, no matter what happens tomorrow, 1776 01:13:54,139 --> 01:13:58,642 that, um... that I don't disappoint you. 1777 01:14:00,411 --> 01:14:04,615 Whatever happens, I don't think you ever could. 1778 01:14:09,287 --> 01:14:10,855 Elliot Doolittle. 1779 01:14:10,922 --> 01:14:12,056 (chuckles) 1780 01:14:12,124 --> 01:14:13,390 You got my vote. 1781 01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,325 Oh, thank you very much. All right. 1782 01:14:15,393 --> 01:14:18,763 Hey. Uh, can I pick your brain for a second? 1783 01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:21,098 Yeah. Uh... 1784 01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:22,266 I've got some ideas 1785 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,634 I wouldn't mind running by you. 1786 01:14:23,701 --> 01:14:25,202 I'm going to say good night. 1787 01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:26,737 So, anyway, I... 1788 01:14:26,805 --> 01:14:28,272 Good night. 1789 01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:30,307 (continues speaking indistinctly) 1790 01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:54,298 Hey. Oh, wow, you look great. 1791 01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:56,233 Oh, well, there are going to be photographers there. 1792 01:14:56,301 --> 01:14:57,734 Right? So... Yeah. 1793 01:14:57,803 --> 01:15:00,537 Um... so, would it be a problem 1794 01:15:00,605 --> 01:15:02,306 if Bonnie and the kids came with us? 1795 01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:03,707 You know, the kids are real excited, 1796 01:15:03,775 --> 01:15:04,942 but Bonnie didn't want to intrude. 1797 01:15:05,010 --> 01:15:06,543 Thought it was, like, a date or something. 1798 01:15:06,611 --> 01:15:08,445 A date? To vote? 1799 01:15:08,513 --> 01:15:11,615 (chuckling): No, that would... that would be so silly, right? 1800 01:15:11,683 --> 01:15:12,783 Right? Yeah. 1801 01:15:12,851 --> 01:15:14,084 So silly. Okay. 1802 01:15:14,152 --> 01:15:15,419 Right? 1803 01:15:15,486 --> 01:15:16,887 Right? Yeah. 1804 01:15:16,955 --> 01:15:18,823 Um... 1805 01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:20,791 Okay. All right. Hey, guys, let's go. 1806 01:15:20,859 --> 01:15:22,459 Okay. 1807 01:15:22,527 --> 01:15:23,961 Here we go. All right, be careful. 1808 01:15:24,029 --> 01:15:25,595 BONNIE: Hey, hey, slow down. 1809 01:15:25,663 --> 01:15:27,798 Knock it off! The polls are open all day. 1810 01:15:27,866 --> 01:15:29,733 ELLIOT: Take it easy on them. They're just kids. 1811 01:15:29,801 --> 01:15:32,036 Right. You had my morning, you'd be yelling, too. Hi. 1812 01:15:32,103 --> 01:15:34,104 Thank you very much. ELLIOT: Buckle up. Buckle up. 1813 01:15:34,172 --> 01:15:36,006 BONNIE: Yeah, they know how cars work. 1814 01:15:36,074 --> 01:15:38,442 All right, everybody set? Fingers and toes? 1815 01:15:38,509 --> 01:15:40,410 BONNIE: Yes. ELLIOT: J.J., remember, you're A-Team. 1816 01:15:40,478 --> 01:15:43,147 BONNIE: A-Team, where's my button? 1817 01:15:43,215 --> 01:15:45,382 NEWSCASTER: Polls are opening early this morning 1818 01:15:45,450 --> 01:15:47,751 as the special election gets underway. 1819 01:15:47,819 --> 01:15:50,321 Already, there are reports of heavy voter turnout 1820 01:15:50,388 --> 01:15:52,389 in this hotly contested race 1821 01:15:52,457 --> 01:15:54,158 between political outsider Elliot Doolittle 1822 01:15:54,226 --> 01:15:56,861 and businessman Andrew Bridgeworth. 1823 01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:58,662 It's-it's over here? Oh... okay. 1824 01:15:58,730 --> 01:16:01,765 Uh, Elliot Doolittle-- I have worked with him 1825 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:05,736 for the last eight years, and he never called in once. 1826 01:16:05,803 --> 01:16:07,972 That is responsibility. 1827 01:16:08,039 --> 01:16:09,907 NEWSCASTER: Exit polling shows a significant 1828 01:16:09,975 --> 01:16:12,142 blue collar turnout for Elliot Doolittle. 1829 01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:14,011 The beer vendor turned congressional candidate 1830 01:16:14,079 --> 01:16:16,080 had jumped out to an early lead 1831 01:16:16,147 --> 01:16:18,215 over his rival, Andrew Bridgeworth. 1832 01:16:18,283 --> 01:16:20,317 Ah, that Elliot. You know, he's one of our own. 1833 01:16:20,385 --> 01:16:21,718 He's like family around here. 1834 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:23,720 - He's practically like a... - Not like a son. No. 1835 01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:26,056 No, no, no, no, 'cause neither one of us is really... 1836 01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:28,092 We're not old enough... To have a son that age. 1837 01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:30,327 - More like a kid brother. - Oh, I like that. That's good. 1838 01:16:30,395 --> 01:16:33,130 (indistinct chatter) 1839 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,235 One time, I seen him juggle three kegs. 1840 01:16:38,303 --> 01:16:40,137 Okay, they were... they were mini-kegs, 1841 01:16:40,205 --> 01:16:43,040 and they was empties, but in my book, 1842 01:16:43,108 --> 01:16:44,808 anybody who can do that 1843 01:16:44,876 --> 01:16:47,044 is cut out for that circus in Washington. 1844 01:16:47,112 --> 01:16:48,779 Know what I'm saying? 1845 01:16:48,846 --> 01:16:50,781 NEWSCASTER: As a wider sampling of exit polls comes in, 1846 01:16:50,848 --> 01:16:52,049 Andrew Bridgeworth seems to be 1847 01:16:52,117 --> 01:16:54,051 taking the lead over Elliot Doolittle. 1848 01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:55,519 ALLIE: You know, all that talk 1849 01:16:55,586 --> 01:16:57,388 that Bridgeworth fella was spreading was lies. 1850 01:16:57,455 --> 01:16:59,189 Crime family? Ha! 1851 01:16:59,257 --> 01:17:01,125 I'd like to get a hold of that guy 1852 01:17:01,192 --> 01:17:02,993 and give him a wicked case of what for. 1853 01:17:03,061 --> 01:17:04,561 That's what I would do. 1854 01:17:04,629 --> 01:17:06,496 (crowd cheering) 1855 01:17:11,369 --> 01:17:13,304 Ah, there you go. 1856 01:17:13,371 --> 01:17:15,239 (laughs) 1857 01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:24,881 REPORTER: Well, Keith, for those of us on the ground here, 1858 01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:27,484 the race is still too close to call, 1859 01:17:27,552 --> 01:17:29,353 with Doolittle now moving ahead of Bridgeworth. 1860 01:17:29,421 --> 01:17:31,422 - You know, if Elliot gets elected... - Mm-hmm. 1861 01:17:31,489 --> 01:17:33,324 folks around here are going to want a party. 1862 01:17:33,391 --> 01:17:35,359 Oh, my God, we're going to have us a ripper. 1863 01:17:35,427 --> 01:17:37,894 Oh, and it's not like we don't have enough beer for it. 1864 01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,763 - Ha! - It's going to be a mad ripper. 1865 01:17:39,831 --> 01:17:41,665 A wicked mad ripper. What?! 1866 01:17:41,732 --> 01:17:43,334 NEWSCASTER: With nearly 75% 1867 01:17:43,401 --> 01:17:44,835 of the polling places now closed, 1868 01:17:44,902 --> 01:17:46,437 it appears that Andrew Bridgeworth 1869 01:17:46,504 --> 01:17:49,573 has a small but significant lead over Elliot Doolittle. 1870 01:17:57,048 --> 01:17:58,515 MAN: Taxi! 1871 01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:00,050 (crowd cheering) 1872 01:18:00,118 --> 01:18:01,518 ELLIOT: Thank you! 1873 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:04,855 Thank you. Thank you. 1874 01:18:06,691 --> 01:18:08,158 Thank you very much. 1875 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:10,227 Thank you so much. 1876 01:18:11,529 --> 01:18:13,730 Thank you. 1877 01:18:13,798 --> 01:18:15,599 (chuckles) 1878 01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:18,435 You, you, you. 1879 01:18:18,503 --> 01:18:19,703 Thank you. 1880 01:18:19,770 --> 01:18:21,071 I can't tell you 1881 01:18:21,139 --> 01:18:23,874 how much I appreciate your support. 1882 01:18:23,941 --> 01:18:26,576 Um, in particular, I'd like to thank 1883 01:18:26,644 --> 01:18:29,079 Hannah Higgins and Colleen Pickering 1884 01:18:29,147 --> 01:18:31,415 for the unenviable task 1885 01:18:31,483 --> 01:18:33,283 of guiding me through this entire process. 1886 01:18:33,351 --> 01:18:34,818 You got that right. 1887 01:18:42,627 --> 01:18:47,064 It has been a thrilling journey. 1888 01:18:47,132 --> 01:18:48,932 Uh, one that has led me 1889 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:52,136 to be standing before you this evening. 1890 01:18:52,203 --> 01:18:54,371 (cheering and applause) 1891 01:18:57,342 --> 01:19:01,045 Now, uh, nearly all the precincts have been counted, 1892 01:19:01,112 --> 01:19:04,114 the margin is razor-thin... 1893 01:19:04,182 --> 01:19:05,249 (crowd murmuring) 1894 01:19:05,316 --> 01:19:06,950 ...but it is now time 1895 01:19:07,018 --> 01:19:09,486 to offer my congratulations to my opponent 1896 01:19:09,554 --> 01:19:11,055 on a well-fought campaign 1897 01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:13,623 and wish him the best 1898 01:19:13,691 --> 01:19:17,161 as our newest United States Congressman. 1899 01:19:17,228 --> 01:19:18,695 (crowd groaning) 1900 01:19:18,763 --> 01:19:20,030 ELLIOT: No, no. 1901 01:19:20,098 --> 01:19:21,698 MAN: Don't quit! Don't quit! 1902 01:19:21,766 --> 01:19:23,434 It's okay. It's okay. 1903 01:19:23,501 --> 01:19:25,169 (chuckling) 1904 01:19:25,236 --> 01:19:27,538 Uh, while we concede the election, 1905 01:19:27,605 --> 01:19:29,406 I want all of you to know 1906 01:19:29,474 --> 01:19:32,576 that in no way does this nullify your involvement 1907 01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:36,313 or diminish the ideals that you've embraced. 1908 01:19:36,381 --> 01:19:38,515 We will continue to work hard 1909 01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:40,750 to accomplish our goals. 1910 01:19:40,818 --> 01:19:42,919 I hope you will do the same. 1911 01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,921 (applause) 1912 01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:47,091 Thank you very much! 1913 01:19:57,602 --> 01:19:58,835 Bring it in. 1914 01:19:58,903 --> 01:20:00,637 Hey, sis. 1915 01:20:04,342 --> 01:20:06,943 CROWD: Elliot! Elliot! 1916 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:10,314 Elliot! Elliot! Elliot! 1917 01:20:10,381 --> 01:20:12,382 Thank you so much. 1918 01:20:14,586 --> 01:20:16,587 Oh, you're going to get 'em next time. 1919 01:20:16,654 --> 01:20:18,655 I'm not sure I have a next time planned, 1920 01:20:18,723 --> 01:20:20,790 but thank you for your kind words. 1921 01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:22,259 WOMAN (over TV): I don't know. 1922 01:20:22,327 --> 01:20:23,727 I-I really liked Elliot Doolittle, 1923 01:20:23,794 --> 01:20:25,462 so it was hard to decide. 1924 01:20:25,530 --> 01:20:27,931 But then there was all that stuff the other guys was saying, 1925 01:20:27,999 --> 01:20:29,566 and it made it even harder to decide. 1926 01:20:29,634 --> 01:20:31,435 When I think about all the struggles 1927 01:20:31,503 --> 01:20:33,069 and the sacrifices I went through 1928 01:20:33,138 --> 01:20:35,772 raising my kid and his sister-- poor single ma and all-- 1929 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,107 break your heart. 1930 01:20:37,175 --> 01:20:39,809 Maybe they could do a TV movie about me. 1931 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:42,246 Who could I talk to about that? 1932 01:20:42,313 --> 01:20:44,615 Huh? Who can I...? MAN: Don't touch that. 1933 01:20:44,682 --> 01:20:46,550 Let me tell you, even if he wasn't blood, 1934 01:20:46,618 --> 01:20:48,519 I'd still vote for him 'cause you are just not 1935 01:20:48,586 --> 01:20:49,819 going to find a more stand-up 1936 01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:51,455 kind of guy than Elliot Doolittle. 1937 01:20:51,523 --> 01:20:53,089 And, uh... 1938 01:20:53,158 --> 01:20:55,425 At the very least, it was a noble defeat. 1939 01:20:55,493 --> 01:20:57,294 You can keep your nobility. 1940 01:20:57,362 --> 01:20:59,396 I wish we had taken the kid gloves off 1941 01:20:59,464 --> 01:21:01,931 and wiped the floor with that Bridgeworth creep. 1942 01:21:01,999 --> 01:21:04,535 Why, Miss Higgins, if I didn't know better, 1943 01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:07,671 I would swear you have gone from being an idealist 1944 01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:10,807 to a politician. 1945 01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:13,009 It has been a thrilling journey... 1946 01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:15,011 COLLEEN: He did give a lovely concession speech. 1947 01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:16,413 One never would have guessed 1948 01:21:16,481 --> 01:21:18,382 he was delivering beer kegs a few months ago. 1949 01:21:18,449 --> 01:21:20,184 Kudos to you, I suppose. 1950 01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:21,785 Kudos to us both. 1951 01:21:23,555 --> 01:21:27,257 I guess I'll be moving into your office pretty soon. 1952 01:21:28,826 --> 01:21:31,061 Yes. Fair is fair. 1953 01:21:31,128 --> 01:21:32,229 I fully plan on 1954 01:21:32,297 --> 01:21:33,963 squaring things up between the two of us. 1955 01:21:34,031 --> 01:21:35,832 Good. 1956 01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:37,367 And Elliot? 1957 01:21:37,435 --> 01:21:39,035 What about the two of you? 1958 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,470 Oh, please. 1959 01:21:40,538 --> 01:21:41,638 Don't be ridiculous. 1960 01:21:41,706 --> 01:21:43,240 There is no "two of us." 1961 01:21:43,308 --> 01:21:45,775 I actually was just thinking about how it's time 1962 01:21:45,843 --> 01:21:47,678 to release our charge back into the wild. 1963 01:21:47,745 --> 01:21:49,746 COLLEEN: Really? How do you propose to return him 1964 01:21:49,814 --> 01:21:51,815 back to his natural habitat? 1965 01:21:51,882 --> 01:21:53,450 Suppose we could just open the doors 1966 01:21:53,518 --> 01:21:54,951 and let him run free. 1967 01:21:55,019 --> 01:21:56,953 You think he would just wander out? 1968 01:21:57,021 --> 01:21:59,189 We could drop him off at a hockey game 1969 01:21:59,257 --> 01:22:00,724 with a six-pack of beer. 1970 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:03,227 (laughing): Oh, you're terrible. Stop. 1971 01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:05,662 Okay. If you insist on being so gentle, 1972 01:22:05,730 --> 01:22:08,164 I suppose I could pin a note to him 1973 01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:11,235 and leave him in a basket outside an Irish pub. 1974 01:22:33,347 --> 01:22:35,649 You can just put it in the trunk. 1975 01:22:40,889 --> 01:22:43,390 What are you doing? 1976 01:22:43,457 --> 01:22:46,226 You'll want the clothes back, too, right? 1977 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,395 What? Why would I want your clothes? 1978 01:22:48,462 --> 01:22:49,997 For the next guy you experiment on. 1979 01:22:51,499 --> 01:22:53,967 Don't you mean, "On whom we decide to experiment"? 1980 01:22:54,035 --> 01:22:56,036 Whatever. 1981 01:22:59,507 --> 01:23:01,675 Okay, this was a rough night on all of us, 1982 01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:03,777 but you don't need to take it out on me. 1983 01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:05,045 Go home, have yourself a beer, 1984 01:23:05,113 --> 01:23:06,513 and you'll feel better in the morning. 1985 01:23:06,581 --> 01:23:07,981 I'll tell you what. 1986 01:23:08,049 --> 01:23:10,951 Why don't you just drop me off at a hockey game 1987 01:23:11,019 --> 01:23:13,087 with a six-pack of beer? 1988 01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:16,056 Or maybe you could leave me in a basket 1989 01:23:16,124 --> 01:23:18,458 outside an Irish pub. 1990 01:23:22,864 --> 01:23:25,232 If I had known that you were so thin-skinned, 1991 01:23:25,299 --> 01:23:27,567 I would have checked earshot. 1992 01:23:27,635 --> 01:23:30,871 But, obviously, you're intent on extracting 1993 01:23:30,939 --> 01:23:34,474 an apology from me, so I will indulge you. 1994 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:37,510 I'm deeply sorry if I offended you. 1995 01:23:37,578 --> 01:23:38,879 Really? 1996 01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:41,048 Don't patronize me after what I've done for you. 1997 01:23:41,116 --> 01:23:42,616 For me? You came to me 1998 01:23:42,683 --> 01:23:43,951 wanting to be a beverage rep. 1999 01:23:44,018 --> 01:23:45,552 I think that you're more than qualified 2000 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:48,288 to go back to your beer and your Bruins. You're welcome. 2001 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:50,124 Don't act like you've done me favors, okay? 2002 01:23:50,191 --> 01:23:51,524 I was pretty happy before. 2003 01:23:51,592 --> 01:23:53,994 I was happy taking care of my own family, 2004 01:23:54,062 --> 01:23:55,863 doing the occasional good deed downtown. 2005 01:23:55,930 --> 01:23:58,966 I showed you that we are all required to stand up 2006 01:23:59,033 --> 01:24:00,567 against inequality, complacency and injustice. 2007 01:24:00,635 --> 01:24:01,935 How awful of me. 2008 01:24:02,003 --> 01:24:03,436 But you always said that we 2009 01:24:03,504 --> 01:24:04,604 could accomplish something together. 2010 01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:05,973 Right? 2011 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,540 And now we have one setback, and you're... 2012 01:24:07,608 --> 01:24:09,042 and you're ready to call it quits. 2013 01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:11,078 I would call it a lot more than a setback. 2014 01:24:11,146 --> 01:24:12,646 We lost the election. 2015 01:24:12,713 --> 01:24:14,614 And how quickly after that did you decide to dump me? 2016 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:17,785 I'm not going to hold your hand. 2017 01:24:17,852 --> 01:24:20,821 Yes, there are things that are wrong with this world. 2018 01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,422 You are a grown-up. 2019 01:24:22,490 --> 01:24:24,357 Go out there. Do something. 2020 01:24:24,425 --> 01:24:26,260 Make a difference. 2021 01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:34,802 Can I help you? 2022 01:24:34,869 --> 01:24:36,904 Uh, uh, excuse me. 2023 01:24:36,971 --> 01:24:38,238 HANNAH: Oh, great. 2024 01:24:38,306 --> 01:24:40,040 Another stalker with a camera. 2025 01:24:40,108 --> 01:24:41,508 That's the perfect way to end this. 2026 01:24:43,711 --> 01:24:46,180 (car door opens and closes) 2027 01:24:46,247 --> 01:24:47,614 (engine starts) 2028 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:01,094 Any luck? 2029 01:25:01,162 --> 01:25:02,595 Wires are shot. 2030 01:25:02,663 --> 01:25:04,564 Okay, well, don't sweat it. 2031 01:25:04,632 --> 01:25:05,999 Have a beer. 2032 01:25:06,067 --> 01:25:07,567 Thank you. 2033 01:25:07,635 --> 01:25:10,337 You don't got to fix the buzzer. 2034 01:25:10,404 --> 01:25:12,572 She comes to see you, I'm sure she can knock 2035 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,541 like a normal human being. 2036 01:25:14,608 --> 01:25:15,843 I don't know what you're talking about. 2037 01:25:15,910 --> 01:25:17,044 No? You've been mooning 2038 01:25:17,111 --> 01:25:18,411 around here for the last couple of days. 2039 01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:19,546 Mooning? I haven't been mooning. 2040 01:25:19,613 --> 01:25:20,981 Yeah, you have. 2041 01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:23,083 You're like a lost pup. Geez, just go talk to her. 2042 01:25:23,151 --> 01:25:24,318 Nope, we had a fight. 2043 01:25:24,385 --> 01:25:25,685 You had a fight-- what's that mean? 2044 01:25:25,753 --> 01:25:27,454 It means it's... it's done. 2045 01:25:27,521 --> 01:25:28,455 It's over, Bon. 2046 01:25:28,522 --> 01:25:30,290 You don't know that. 2047 01:25:30,358 --> 01:25:31,391 She said it. 2048 01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:32,860 She said it-- oh, all right. 2049 01:25:32,927 --> 01:25:34,561 And, of course, you've been in politics long enough 2050 01:25:34,628 --> 01:25:35,562 to know that people 2051 01:25:35,629 --> 01:25:37,464 never say things they don't mean. 2052 01:25:38,699 --> 01:25:40,334 (groans) 2053 01:25:40,401 --> 01:25:41,935 Oh, God. 2054 01:25:42,003 --> 01:25:43,003 I miss fighting. 2055 01:25:43,071 --> 01:25:45,005 That's crazy. No, it ain't. 2056 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:46,940 You know Frank and I loved each other. 2057 01:25:47,008 --> 01:25:48,575 But sometimes I'd get on his nerves. 2058 01:25:48,642 --> 01:25:51,711 Really? That's hard to believe, sister. 2059 01:25:51,779 --> 01:25:56,616 Or he'd do something so absolutely knuckleheaded... 2060 01:25:56,684 --> 01:25:58,986 God, just... bam-- the gloves would come off. 2061 01:25:59,053 --> 01:26:00,988 We'd be going the rounds, you know. 2062 01:26:01,055 --> 01:26:04,091 But no matter how loud or ticked-off we'd get, 2063 01:26:04,158 --> 01:26:06,459 it was always... it was okay. 2064 01:26:06,527 --> 01:26:10,097 You know? It was just shaking the dust off. 2065 01:26:10,164 --> 01:26:12,299 It was like it meant we were both still in it. 2066 01:26:12,367 --> 01:26:13,867 We were still paying attention, yeah. 2067 01:26:13,935 --> 01:26:16,270 The day I figured out 2068 01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:17,670 I could fight with that man was the day 2069 01:26:17,738 --> 01:26:18,939 I figured I could marry him. 2070 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:20,874 Well, you know, she's different, Bon. 2071 01:26:20,942 --> 01:26:23,377 She's got no reason to be around me. 2072 01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:25,545 You know, or us or this place? 2073 01:26:25,613 --> 01:26:26,579 You know? 2074 01:26:26,647 --> 01:26:28,048 She's got no reason. 2075 01:26:29,884 --> 01:26:33,186 Well, maybe you should stop hanging out around here. 2076 01:26:33,254 --> 01:26:34,955 Go give her a reason. 2077 01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:58,711 ♪ ♪ 2078 01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:29,709 (laughs softly) 2079 01:27:54,469 --> 01:27:57,504 I don't think he'd be hard to find. 2080 01:27:57,571 --> 01:28:00,874 I didn't realize that knocking had gone out of fashion. 2081 01:28:00,941 --> 01:28:03,543 Oh, I didn't realize it was required, 2082 01:28:03,611 --> 01:28:04,744 considering your door was open. 2083 01:28:04,812 --> 01:28:06,613 That's no excuse for sneaking up on me. 2084 01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:09,749 Well, your definition of sneaking leaves room for debate. 2085 01:28:09,817 --> 01:28:11,684 Am I leaving myself open for a debate? 2086 01:28:11,752 --> 01:28:14,087 Hannah, you've been trying to start an argument 2087 01:28:14,155 --> 01:28:15,755 for the better part of a week now. 2088 01:28:15,823 --> 01:28:17,690 But that doesn't give you any reason to get 2089 01:28:17,758 --> 01:28:19,092 (with Boston accent): all wicked smart... 2090 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:21,428 - ...with me. - Why do you insist on speaking that way? 2091 01:28:21,496 --> 01:28:22,862 You are just trying to goad me. 2092 01:28:22,930 --> 01:28:24,531 Hannah, I know you are valiantly 2093 01:28:24,598 --> 01:28:26,433 trying to defend the English language, 2094 01:28:26,501 --> 01:28:28,168 but it is alive and well. 2095 01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:30,170 English has been changing 2096 01:28:30,238 --> 01:28:31,838 ever since we first spoke it, 2097 01:28:31,906 --> 01:28:33,973 and it will continue to evolve 2098 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:35,708 until we have spoken the last of it. 2099 01:28:38,212 --> 01:28:40,880 But you and I both know 2100 01:28:40,948 --> 01:28:43,683 the issue at hand has nothing to do with slang. 2101 01:28:45,886 --> 01:28:49,489 I don't think that you have any idea, actually. 2102 01:28:49,557 --> 01:28:52,225 I believe I do. 2103 01:28:52,293 --> 01:28:54,727 You and I have been partners for ten years. 2104 01:28:54,795 --> 01:28:56,463 I've known you since you were a little girl. 2105 01:28:58,066 --> 01:28:59,966 I think I have 2106 01:29:00,034 --> 01:29:03,437 a very good idea of what's going on. 2107 01:29:04,638 --> 01:29:06,473 (keys jingle) 2108 01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:12,912 Go. 2109 01:29:26,227 --> 01:29:28,495 ♪ ♪ 2110 01:29:43,677 --> 01:29:45,545 (doorbell rings) 2111 01:29:50,384 --> 01:29:51,318 Hey, stranger. 2112 01:29:51,385 --> 01:29:53,019 Why don't you come on in? 2113 01:29:53,087 --> 01:29:56,156 Just put up a fresh pot of coffee. 2114 01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,957 - (laughing): I swear to God. - No. 2115 01:30:04,565 --> 01:30:07,434 So, is Elliot... 2116 01:30:07,502 --> 01:30:09,302 No, I, uh... 2117 01:30:09,370 --> 01:30:11,138 got no idea where that brother of mine is. 2118 01:30:12,173 --> 01:30:13,306 You're saying he left? 2119 01:30:13,374 --> 01:30:15,575 No, no, uh... 2120 01:30:15,643 --> 01:30:17,277 I'm saying he took off this morning 2121 01:30:17,345 --> 01:30:19,012 without so much as a "see you later." 2122 01:30:19,079 --> 01:30:20,813 Oh, I see. 2123 01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:25,652 I seen your little dustup outside the hotel. 2124 01:30:25,719 --> 01:30:27,220 It was on the Internet. 2125 01:30:27,288 --> 01:30:29,256 Yes. That. 2126 01:30:29,323 --> 01:30:32,125 It seems everyone has cameras 2127 01:30:32,193 --> 01:30:35,195 on his or her cell phone these days. 2128 01:30:36,397 --> 01:30:39,499 Well, you're probably really busy, 2129 01:30:39,567 --> 01:30:42,602 so I won't take up more of your time. 2130 01:30:42,670 --> 01:30:44,171 Thank you for the coffee. 2131 01:30:44,238 --> 01:30:46,005 You want I should tell Elliot you stopped by? 2132 01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:48,308 Yes. 2133 01:30:48,376 --> 01:30:50,743 I suppose I do. 2134 01:30:50,811 --> 01:30:52,745 I'm not really sure why I came. 2135 01:30:52,813 --> 01:30:55,482 In fact... if you must say anything, 2136 01:30:55,550 --> 01:30:57,350 tell him things are going really well 2137 01:30:57,418 --> 01:30:58,451 at the office. 2138 01:30:58,519 --> 01:30:59,486 The most noticeable difference 2139 01:30:59,554 --> 01:31:01,020 is how much more room there is. 2140 01:31:01,088 --> 01:31:03,122 He really did seem to take up a lot of space. 2141 01:31:03,191 --> 01:31:04,824 Yeah. 2142 01:31:04,892 --> 01:31:06,326 He's a big fella, my brother. 2143 01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:08,628 And loud, too-- I'm sure that you've noticed. 2144 01:31:08,696 --> 01:31:10,029 It's amazing how much quieter things are 2145 01:31:10,097 --> 01:31:12,065 now that he's not in the office. 2146 01:31:12,132 --> 01:31:15,202 Which is good because so much had been neglected 2147 01:31:15,269 --> 01:31:16,803 due to the campaign. 2148 01:31:16,870 --> 01:31:18,505 Things are really, really busy at work, 2149 01:31:18,573 --> 01:31:21,074 which is good because it's amazing 2150 01:31:21,141 --> 01:31:24,411 how much slower time passes now that he's not around. 2151 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,182 Perhaps it's better if you say nothing at all. 2152 01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,817 (door opens) 2153 01:31:30,884 --> 01:31:33,386 ELLIOT: Say nothing to whom? 2154 01:31:36,657 --> 01:31:39,526 Professor Higgins, good afternoon. 2155 01:31:43,631 --> 01:31:45,665 How are you? 2156 01:31:45,733 --> 01:31:47,701 Quite well. 2157 01:31:47,768 --> 01:31:50,704 Thank you for asking. 2158 01:31:53,807 --> 01:31:56,509 I guess I should... 2159 01:31:56,577 --> 01:31:58,345 be getting back to the office. 2160 01:31:58,412 --> 01:32:01,080 Well, say hi to Colleen for me. 2161 01:32:01,148 --> 01:32:02,315 I owe her a lot. 2162 01:32:04,051 --> 01:32:05,084 Just her? 2163 01:32:06,820 --> 01:32:09,856 Well, I think the biggest difference in me now 2164 01:32:09,923 --> 01:32:11,758 isn't how I speak or how I act, 2165 01:32:11,825 --> 01:32:13,360 but how I expect to be treated. 2166 01:32:13,427 --> 01:32:15,795 Before Colleen had any reason to, 2167 01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:17,697 she treated me like a gentleman. 2168 01:32:17,765 --> 01:32:20,634 But you, you, uh... 2169 01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:23,303 well, you treated me like an experiment. 2170 01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:26,773 Oh, for crying out loud, I treat everybody that way! 2171 01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:38,385 I really should go. 2172 01:32:41,155 --> 01:32:44,624 (door opens and closes) 2173 01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:54,901 Ow! 2174 01:32:54,968 --> 01:32:56,969 There's more where that came from. 2175 01:32:57,037 --> 01:32:58,871 Go get her. 2176 01:32:58,939 --> 01:33:00,440 Go! 2177 01:33:00,508 --> 01:33:02,742 Get her-- go, go, go. 2178 01:33:06,314 --> 01:33:08,481 Hannah! 2179 01:33:11,352 --> 01:33:13,853 I have a proposition. 2180 01:33:13,921 --> 01:33:15,422 I'm listening. 2181 01:33:15,489 --> 01:33:18,792 You were right, you know? 2182 01:33:18,859 --> 01:33:20,193 And I decided I should do something. 2183 01:33:20,260 --> 01:33:21,761 So, I was just downtown in a meeting 2184 01:33:21,829 --> 01:33:23,062 with a political consultant. 2185 01:33:23,130 --> 01:33:26,333 There's a lot that can be done right here in Boston. 2186 01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:27,900 The mayor's up for reelection. 2187 01:33:27,968 --> 01:33:29,235 And a lot of people agree 2188 01:33:29,303 --> 01:33:30,670 that he's vulnerable to the right candidate. 2189 01:33:30,738 --> 01:33:32,104 I get it. 2190 01:33:32,172 --> 01:33:33,940 I think you would be a great candidate. 2191 01:33:34,007 --> 01:33:37,210 I'm not. 2192 01:33:37,277 --> 01:33:39,111 You have the passion, you have the ideas. 2193 01:33:39,179 --> 01:33:41,314 It's just your people skills that are a little lacking. 2194 01:33:41,382 --> 01:33:43,316 That's not an insult; it's just a fact. 2195 01:33:43,384 --> 01:33:44,984 But it's a fact I can help you with. 2196 01:33:45,052 --> 01:33:47,620 I don't know. I... 2197 01:33:47,688 --> 01:33:49,121 After that failed bid for Congress 2198 01:33:49,189 --> 01:33:51,391 and those embarrassing Internet videos... 2199 01:33:51,459 --> 01:33:54,093 No, that's a funny thing about those-- they're not liabilities. 2200 01:33:54,161 --> 01:33:56,996 The consultant I met with-- excuse me-- with whom I met, 2201 01:33:57,064 --> 01:33:58,297 he did some polling. 2202 01:33:58,366 --> 01:34:00,767 The words and phrases that people are using 2203 01:34:00,835 --> 01:34:04,003 most often in reference to you are: 2204 01:34:04,071 --> 01:34:06,973 "feisty," "human" 2205 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,542 and "someone I'd like to have a beer with." 2206 01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,915 Really? (laughing): Yeah. 2207 01:34:15,983 --> 01:34:19,519 Now... 2208 01:34:19,587 --> 01:34:22,789 just got to find someone who can teach you about beer. 2209 01:34:22,857 --> 01:34:25,992 Or... bowling. 2210 01:34:26,059 --> 01:34:28,395 I'd really like to get better at bowling. 2211 01:34:50,951 --> 01:34:54,687 Lady, today could be your lucky day. 2212 01:35:01,462 --> 01:35:04,631 ♪ I'm gonna tell you a story ♪ 2213 01:35:04,698 --> 01:35:07,634 ♪ I'm gonna tell you about my town ♪ 2214 01:35:07,701 --> 01:35:11,270 ♪ I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby ♪ 2215 01:35:11,338 --> 01:35:15,241 ♪ Ah, it's all about my town ♪ 2216 01:35:15,309 --> 01:35:20,279 ♪ Well, I love that dirty water ♪ 2217 01:35:20,347 --> 01:35:23,450 ♪ Oh, Boston, you're my home ♪ 2218 01:35:25,786 --> 01:35:28,655 ♪ Ah, you're the number one place ♪ 2219 01:35:28,722 --> 01:35:31,891 ♪ Well, I love that dirty water... ♪ 2220 01:35:36,594 --> 01:35:37,761 Thank you for joining us 2221 01:35:37,829 --> 01:35:39,897 for tonight's Hallmark Hall of Fame movie. 2222 01:35:40,524 --> 01:35:44,096 Hallmark Channel will present encore broadcasts of "The Makeover", 2223 01:35:44,097 --> 01:35:46,945 beginning in one week. 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