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James Kimberley Griffith
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See I...
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The thing about life is...
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A what is it they say?
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The thing about life is...
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I'm 29 today. Won't see 30
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But I'm uh... I'm okay
Really. Okay
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My mate Davy. He's been
helping out since he was made redundant
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He was head of a PR firm that... A
Jesus I don't really know what they did
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Thank God my sister Chloe's got her
girls. She's taking it pretty badly
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Tries to hide it but... I just hate seeing it
There are people arriving
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Bill... ah he's so excited!
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I think he's just glad to be away from
his girlfriend. And the TV job he hates
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He brought a tree with him
that he grew from seed
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He's determined to plant it
for me when we get there
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Ah, when we get there...
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My parents keep a brave face... but...
no one should outlive their children
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The sicknes may be mine but
the tragedy is theirs
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I have to put a distance between
me and all of this
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Pitying mob
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Oh Christ I need to escape!
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So my friends are taking me
to my favourite place on earth
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Barafundle Bay
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Miles. Made it at last. Haven't
heard from him in a while
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His dad died when we were 16.
Cancer again. His dad was a writer
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Made us both want to be writers too
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Miles is at the pressure of expectation, I'm
at the pressure of... time, I suppose
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Too much of it then, too little of it now
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- Miles?
- You look like shit
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I thought they'd stuck you out here 'cos
you'd snuffed it
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Having a pretty good day rhabdomyosarcoma-wise..
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You, you, you... Jeeesus!
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No, no, absolutely not. I agreed to
this whole trip and there's one condition
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No, he's not taking it!
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Take care, sis
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- Oh God. Aw!
- He'll be fine
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I love you too
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No, Davy, Davy, Davy! Watch it, yeah?
You ever played tetris?
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- Oh, James! No, I'll get that
- I'm fine, I'm fine!
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- I'll get the cushion
- No, no, not just yet. I...
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I'll get started under my on steam
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- Who wants to push me then?
- Me.
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- It's a bit bumpy, isn't it?
- Like sex with an anorexic
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How is Melissa?
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- She's fatter
- Is she?
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Nothing wrong with that...
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How bloody beautiful is this!
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We need to get to Sound Point this evening
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Now we'll walk until James needs a rest
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No, I'm fine
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wanted to be agricultural story editor in the...
- Do we have to talk about work?
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- No I don't
- It's something some of us spend our lives doing
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Shut up Miles. Get a job
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Ladies
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- Malfunction everybody
- Okay
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- I knew it! It's the weight, I'm telling you
- What?
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- Is it fucked?
- Not on my shift. Alright, all aside!
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Alright, Davy, can you get me the
toolbox? At the bottom
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I see the toolbox but I can't actually get it out
cause it's way too much weight on the cart
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Okay, well start unpacking it then
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Gee weez!
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- If you'd let me!
- Pull out an apple
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- You didn't just say 'gee wizz', Bill?
- I did say 'gee wizz'. I'm exasperated
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Now get that webbing bag out of there and inside
there's a little stalking set and some pliers
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- Gee wizz! Look at that webbing bag!
- Hey...
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Biscuits
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Great on their own
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But once they're dipped in tea
they become a whole different journey
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Taking you to piss always makes me wanna piss
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You piss far more than I ever used too
Where's all this new piss coming from?
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- I'm not drinking more...
- Would you shut the fuck up please?
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My makeup girl's read one of your dad's books
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At work the other day...
the Lebanon tree
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- How's your book coming on?
- Oh, I gave up on it. Couldn't be arsed
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You should just write a diary about
bangin Chelsea chicks
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- I'm finally bored of meaningless sex
- Bollocks!
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Alright I might as well piss now too
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Too nice to be true? Yeah...
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we could stove some of
the stuff here and pick it up on the way back
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Well if you girls hadn't packed your
entire wardrobe
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How's work going?
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- You hate what I do
- Because you do
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You writing?
I'm so bored with my book question, James
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I'm not a writer, I'm an ad man
I'm good at it
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- Did you get the short stories I sent you?
- Yeah, the one about the biker was great
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Really great
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The one about the nurse - it was bollocks
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Well, I'm no writer, but I liked it
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- Good for you Davy
- Waft!
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Waft!
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Oh my God!
That's actually working
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Don't be angry. I told your mum
I'd call her in a bit
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- Yeah and you just called her last night
- I know, I promised
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Alright, alright!
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Tell her we have hope in our hearts and wings in
our heels and after that no more phone calls
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And if you got your bloody phone on you
I'll find it
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- Bill, we could just plant this tree
- No!
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Sometimes I watch the credits and wait
for the camera man
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Yeah, it's not Shakespeare but
pays the mortgage
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Mate, Antiques Roadshow has a big audience
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I work on Cash in the Attic, Davy
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- Are you sure?
- What?
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- Wait, The White Bull? Screw it!
- I thought you knew where we were
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Yeah well I do now
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- My �Spidey Senses� are tingling
- Loving this, boys, lovin this!
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Hit it, lads!
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I'll get the beers then
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I'll have a Guinness
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Oi! alcohol and morphine don't mix
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I'll have never taken LSD
And lost my shoes playing poker
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I've never had a bandit hold a gun to my head
- I've never been to Birmingham
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- I've never sailed around... really?
- No.
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What about when Mark was 18?
- Was that Birmingham?
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Have you told him?... I miss you xx
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Don't you ever get the urge to do
something really dangerous?
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Eat some undercooked pig
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I mean a real thrill, a man thrill
- Steady!
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We've all forgotten that moment when you
realize you'll never play in the World Cup Final
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or... be the first man on Mars...
and all those daydreams
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become fantasies rather than possibilities
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I have no response to that
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This is nice though, isn't it?
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Yeah...
Yes it is!
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Where did you get that watch?
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From my father. Birthday present. It's a
Rolex Oyster Perpetual Sea-Dweller 4000
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Yeah your dad's a liar - it's a fake
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Fuck you!
Nice. Give it to me!
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I'm gonna tell'em you asked to see my cock
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Do you like my wings?
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Give me the wach or I'll tear
your fucking wings off!
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Don't want it anymore
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Don't like fakes
- Yeah, me neither, come on!
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We're both better off
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Hey, poofter!
What's the time?
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Brothers, this is not the way!
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I'm sorry. That was an accident
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He's like an Alsatian pup. he's one of
those guys everyone just seems to love
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Nuts?
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Hold your fighting!
Oi! Oi!
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- Davy, I'm going in.
- This is what we were talking about
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- Your morphine chases. You're drunk
- Maybe. A little
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- This is it
- Maybe you should sit this one out
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- NO!
- Sorry
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Davy, ramming speed!
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Hey! What are you doing?
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Not him! He's got cancer!
I'm not shitting with you
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You don't hit people with cancer
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Sensible retreat but the tide was turning
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Why would you sleep naked in a tent with me?
Cause it's like...
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Look I don't wanna feel you poking me in the back
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Yeah did you feel that in the middle of the night
- What is that?
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- I'm not gonna...
- I think I farted, sorry...
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I don't know any adults who still
use talcum powder
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I don't use talcum powder
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That's your boil skin flaking all over
our lovely tent
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- Aw Jeesus...
- We laid the tent on a cow pat
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I knew that pillow was
too good to be true
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I have an insight into what it's like
to be one of your wank puppets
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Pretty great I'm told
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- Where are my clothes?
- Mine are missing too
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Yes they are...
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All your spare clothes are missing
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Why? Why would you do this? Why?
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We have no need for the wasteful
conforts of modern life
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- I'll fucking kill you!
- What?!
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We are going to experience the landscape
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A wardrobe from leaves and Kendal mint cake
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Don't chase him, you just encourage
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Don't wrestle again! I'm bored of
seeing wrestles
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God, it's like deliverance
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That's it, I'm wearing your clothes
if I get wet
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- Where are my digestifs?
- Up my arse you prick!
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Now that is deeply, deeply, deeply disturbing
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- If the cart breaks...
- Ah, get on, get a grip!
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- Come on, ok?
- No!
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- No? Come oon!
- Steady boys
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Ok? Go, go, go!
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Hello there! We 4 would like to take the ferry
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- When?
- Whenever it leaves
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Four. There are four of us...
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- And the cart.
- Yees.
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Singles or returns?
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Return. But not today, we're camping
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- When you're coming back?
- Saturday. Latest
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- Is he wearing eye make-up?
- He is...
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- Four returns?
- Yes. Does it run everyday?
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365 days a year, 24/7, first ferry leaves 6am,
last ferry back 8pm
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No ferry at Christmas, New Year's day
or Easter
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So it's neither 365 days a year,
nor 24/7.
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Sell many retuns, do you?
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What's your problem, mate?
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- I'm gonna have to charge you for the cart
- Listen, Tootsie...
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I'll charge you for an extra passenger.
How's that sound?
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Single or return for the cart?
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Fucking idiots!
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Jenna Jamesson is naked right there.
Kristin Scott Thomas naked there
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Double barrel all the way
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Davy. Can't get up
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No, no,no. I'm okay.
It's just a bit more than I'm used to
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Just need to take some meds, I'll be okay
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Don't tell the others
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Heaven
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D'you know, if this was heaven
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I'd be pretty fucking chuffed
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I like the way you subtly brought
it back round to you dying
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I'd forgotten
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No, seriously though
I don't believe in the pearly gates
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What do you think Davy
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Come on!
- I don't know. I wanna
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believe in something like.. God. I do.
I do
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Reincarnation. Born again
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- As a Mollusc?
- Don't piss on my Nirvana!
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No but seriously. Our souls...
I don't know but I've done a lot of thinking
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and reading about it recently, of course, and
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I think it's got something to do
with that magic science we
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barely know anything about like...
dark matter
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Actually there's a belief in buddhist
faith about a kind of constant energy
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Quantum physicists have
proven its existence
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Perfect timeless universal space
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Yeah...
What?
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It's just... like being, is-ness...
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I can't help but picture myself this dust
dancing in the flicker light
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Millions of atoms of constant... is-ness
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Just picture me tapdancing in the firmament
and I'll be well happy
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What do you think, Miles?
what happens when we snuff it?
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- No idea
- You must have thought about it
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What's your instinct? I wanna know
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After your 'dancing across the stars' do you
wanna hear that I think there's nothing?
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That you'll rot and that's it
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- After my father died, that's what I decided
- Really?
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Yeah
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I suppose one day we'll
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live on in our kids
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Did anybody get any sleep?
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Sand in sleepbag
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Christ, that is a great cup of tea
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You make a great cup of tea that
gives you real pleasure
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00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,704
Then you go and ruin it
240
00:29:40,674 --> 00:29:43,777
Why don't you finish it then get off
your ass and make a new one?
241
00:29:50,037 --> 00:29:55,765
Oh Bill, you were gonna film
treefrogs in the Amazons
242
00:29:56,199 --> 00:30:01,441
Save the planet and instead you're filming
some heinous piece of daytime TV shit
243
00:30:01,654 --> 00:30:05,122
In order to pay a mortgage
to live with a girl that you don't even...
244
00:30:08,022 --> 00:30:11,917
I don't recognize you anymore, you're getting
more and more watered down every day
245
00:30:12,614 --> 00:30:14,942
- Nice. Was that rehearsed?
- Shut up, Miles!
246
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,260
Jim, lots of people would kill for Bill's job
247
00:30:19,163 --> 00:30:21,579
At least he's in a relationship
unlike any of us
248
00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:25,385
Just... I never seem to get things done
the way I thought I would
249
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:28,301
When I am happy I just...
250
00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:34,052
and now...
251
00:30:34,984 --> 00:30:37,757
I love lessons learned through anecdotal
observation
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00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:43,314
Seriously, did you prepare that?
Like you finish anything anyway...
253
00:30:50,636 --> 00:30:52,730
- I'm fine
- Ignore this
254
00:30:59,265 --> 00:31:01,543
- Shit!
- I'm fine
255
00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:08,770
- Give me the joint
- Oh, fuck!
256
00:31:10,054 --> 00:31:11,762
Here, take the Phemoryl
257
00:31:46,796 --> 00:31:50,882
Hey, we can get to Goat's Head
tomorrow easily. The perfect spot
258
00:31:51,544 --> 00:31:55,308
- Soft grass. Great view
- Sounds good
259
00:31:58,098 --> 00:32:00,758
- Miles, you know a lot about women
- No
260
00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:06,431
Me and Abby have been together
seven years now. And I just...
261
00:32:07,931 --> 00:32:10,809
Bill, we both know that most people settle for
262
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,289
something that they think is better
than being alone
263
00:32:15,841 --> 00:32:21,432
- Great. Is that me?
- I don't know. How should I know?
264
00:32:26,586 --> 00:32:29,750
Why do I want the oppinion of a man
who doesn't believe in love
265
00:32:30,432 --> 00:32:33,733
The love you're talking about is
like an addiction
266
00:32:34,432 --> 00:32:37,288
You should be thinking "I can't
live without you today". Everyday
267
00:32:37,846 --> 00:32:40,593
You'd do everything to make
her want you more
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00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:42,471
Make her want you
269
00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:47,482
- Someone chinked the armour?
- No...
270
00:32:51,246 --> 00:32:53,610
- Okay, do you always tell me the truth?
- Yes.
271
00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:57,692
Is there really such a thing
as multiple orgasms?
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00:32:58,752 --> 00:32:59,800
Yes...
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00:33:00,286 --> 00:33:01,475
Fuck!
274
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:06,616
I need you guys to hold him down.
I have to get this up inside him
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00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,893
- You bastard!
- Bastard
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00:33:13,018 --> 00:33:17,143
Your soap I'm gonna stick it up your arse
And you!
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00:33:31,423 --> 00:33:34,040
If I'm reading this map right -
and I know I am
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00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:36,865
I'm seriously gonna save us some time
279
00:33:41,716 --> 00:33:45,959
- Can I see the map?
- No
280
00:33:54,470 --> 00:33:58,790
- Couldn't we go round that way?
- Davy, this is gonna save us a day
281
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:02,471
- Miles, let's get you strapped up
- You can fuck off
282
00:34:02,523 --> 00:34:04,714
- There, lift your arms
- Really?
283
00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:09,234
- Why am I going first?
- Because you're useless and we can do without you
284
00:34:09,359 --> 00:34:13,176
- Hold it!
- Can I have your car if you fall?
285
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,792
- You can fuck off! What are you doing?
- Get a grip
286
00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:20,558
- Who's fucking idea was this?
- Not mine
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00:34:20,916 --> 00:34:25,096
- Davy, you're doing well. Lean back into it
- Davy!
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00:34:25,879 --> 00:34:29,409
- Don't. Don't look down just lean back
- I'm gonna pull here, mate
289
00:34:29,452 --> 00:34:36,980
- Oh, God
- Use your pelvis and your back
290
00:34:37,105 --> 00:34:41,187
- Get down
- Oh... oh yeah man
291
00:34:43,421 --> 00:34:45,061
Slowly, slowly
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00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:51,554
Why am I always the one that's getting it
rather than giving it... ah!
293
00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:58,527
- James!
- James!
294
00:34:59,874 --> 00:35:02,629
Tie off his leg
295
00:35:09,070 --> 00:35:12,084
- Got it? -
Yeah - Yeah? Good
296
00:35:12,209 --> 00:35:13,539
Go on!
297
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:20,936
Oh God!
298
00:35:27,422 --> 00:35:30,355
- Are you okay, Jim?
- Fine
299
00:35:30,653 --> 00:35:32,391
Nice one Bill!
300
00:35:41,162 --> 00:35:42,935
What do you think it is?
301
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:48,500
It's a lovely day for it
302
00:35:51,325 --> 00:35:52,350
Is it?
303
00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:02,244
Did you find anything useful?
304
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:05,464
It depends on one's needs
305
00:36:06,795 --> 00:36:10,462
I'm looking for something pretty specific
306
00:36:15,602 --> 00:36:19,079
Fifteen years ago I was in a bar in Marseille
307
00:36:19,853 --> 00:36:23,565
A Chinaman... a cargoboat skipper
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00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:26,165
was saying he lost a fortune
309
00:36:26,764 --> 00:36:32,278
A container of Star Wars figures. Yeah?
But no ordinary Star Wars figures
310
00:36:32,797 --> 00:36:37,776
faulty Darth Vaders - made brown
like Ben Kenobi
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00:36:38,033 --> 00:36:42,672
instead of black.
Unique. Collectable
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00:36:43,319 --> 00:36:45,962
But he'd lost'em in the storm
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00:36:46,346 --> 00:36:49,858
The only container to go over board
breaking up on the rocks
314
00:36:55,602 --> 00:37:02,000
Now years later I'm here in Pembrokeshire.
Walking. Trying to clear my head
315
00:37:03,195 --> 00:37:09,697
A lot. And I see these coves you know
and all this... all this rubbish
316
00:37:09,822 --> 00:37:15,083
It should just be beautiful drift wood,
not all this industrial flotsam and jetsam
317
00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:19,839
but, you know, men should still wear hats
every day, the world's changed
318
00:37:23,522 --> 00:37:26,163
Am... you were talking about the Chinaman
319
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:33,649
No, nono.. the brown Vaders should be here
So everyday I started coming down to look
320
00:37:33,893 --> 00:37:38,838
A month went by. Then two. Then three...
321
00:37:41,756 --> 00:37:44,624
I started thinking I was... crazy
322
00:37:45,537 --> 00:37:48,424
But then one morning I found a yogurt pot
323
00:37:49,098 --> 00:37:53,693
November 1980
324
00:37:53,818 --> 00:37:57,187
So stuff is being washed up here
from that exact year
325
00:37:58,939 --> 00:38:01,294
- Obviously, I kept on looking
- Obviously
326
00:38:01,419 --> 00:38:05,797
A year, two years. Still no Brown Vaders
327
00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:10,128
- And then last month...
- No!
328
00:38:10,253 --> 00:38:11,751
No, but...
329
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:17,363
It's a light saber.
330
00:38:17,551 --> 00:38:21,163
from a Darth Vader made between 1980 and 1981
331
00:38:23,896 --> 00:38:25,266
They're here...
332
00:38:26,967 --> 00:38:30,549
- I never heard anything like it in my whole life!
- That makes two of us
333
00:38:31,217 --> 00:38:33,965
- I need a piss
- No! Let me
334
00:38:34,909 --> 00:38:39,212
- I'm dying to see James's cock, it's been ages
- I'm going down there!
335
00:38:42,858 --> 00:38:46,675
- Your friend is ill
- No, he's just excitable
336
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,482
Not him, the other one
337
00:38:49,812 --> 00:38:53,272
Yes. He's got cancer. It's terminal
338
00:38:54,241 --> 00:38:59,518
Right. I lost a friend to cancer.
My best friend ever
339
00:39:01,613 --> 00:39:04,700
- Sorry.
- It's not your fault
340
00:39:05,070 --> 00:39:09,163
It�s just really really, really, really,
really, really unlucky.
341
00:39:10,354 --> 00:39:13,675
- Right.
- I have other friends
342
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:15,961
People find me attractive
343
00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:22,786
But I started looking for a new best friend
from my existing friends and
344
00:39:23,385 --> 00:39:25,628
then acquaintances, and then new people
345
00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:32,492
- How long are you gonna carry on looking?
- For a new best friend?
346
00:39:32,617 --> 00:39:35,143
- No, for the...
- Oh
347
00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:43,948
No I tend to look for things. I'm okay
348
00:39:46,310 --> 00:39:51,249
Great to be needed. Isn't it?
I'd forgotten
349
00:39:53,109 --> 00:39:55,795
- Maybe you're one of the lucky ones
- Yeah
350
00:39:57,111 --> 00:40:03,409
Rare... a gift. There already
351
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,054
And good
352
00:40:09,036 --> 00:40:13,253
- Thank you, I... thank you
- No. Thank YOU
353
00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:24,218
- Where are you going?
- To shit
354
00:40:25,003 --> 00:40:26,707
Enjoy your walk
355
00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:35,268
- I LOVE that dude!
- I really thought he was going to kill us
356
00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:38,413
Possibly fuck us. And then eat us
357
00:40:39,012 --> 00:40:43,734
- He could turn around and stalk us
- He was... I don't know he was actually
358
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:50,671
Davy. Did he touch your private place?
359
00:40:52,937 --> 00:40:55,100
Okay, that is wrong
360
00:40:56,692 --> 00:40:59,916
It's the third star to the right
and then straight on till morning
361
00:40:59,947 --> 00:41:03,550
- Well I thought it was second star
- Well, fuck, the one of the lot
362
00:42:05,396 --> 00:42:07,962
You've been hitting the morphine
kind of hard
363
00:42:24,685 --> 00:42:28,969
Guys! If this weather keeps up, how about we
anchored down here for an extra night?
364
00:42:29,094 --> 00:42:30,974
No. I have to get back to work
365
00:42:31,569 --> 00:42:36,411
I still think we're carrying too much stuff
I mean.. the fireworks
366
00:42:37,410 --> 00:42:39,002
- Fireworks?
- Davy!
367
00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:40,512
- What fireworks?
- You've ruined it!
368
00:42:40,543 --> 00:42:42,215
Sorry, but
369
00:42:42,752 --> 00:42:46,178
We had this idea, because you love
looking at the stars and
370
00:42:46,413 --> 00:42:51,194
Dancing through the cosmos that we put on
a firework display for you at Barefundle
371
00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:54,462
But they weigh a ton so can we
just light the fuckers here?
372
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,315
Did you light all of them?
373
00:43:29,131 --> 00:43:31,148
Fucking hell!
374
00:43:34,068 --> 00:43:37,085
Oh fuck! FUCK!
375
00:43:57,386 --> 00:44:02,515
Fucking great! What do we do now?
You fucking idiot!
376
00:44:03,372 --> 00:44:06,379
- You idiot!
- It was Bill as well!
377
00:44:06,979 --> 00:44:08,953
It was... an accident
378
00:44:12,427 --> 00:44:13,757
You fucking child!
379
00:44:15,965 --> 00:44:17,661
'Oh my God he's funny!'
380
00:44:17,786 --> 00:44:21,833
Oh how humorous! We're all gonna have to
sleep in a tent that was made for...
381
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,223
fucking anorexic pygmeys!
382
00:44:29,141 --> 00:44:31,158
Ah come, we'll have a little cuddle
383
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:35,574
Right. I got my knife. So any of you starts going
'Brokeback', I'll be going 'Rambo', alright?
384
00:44:35,817 --> 00:44:37,173
Oh, God, you feel good...
385
00:44:41,411 --> 00:44:43,739
So how you turn the light off then?
- You twist it round
386
00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:46,272
- What?
- Turn the... that's it
387
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:27,799
Alright?
388
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:29,997
Yeah
389
00:46:35,470 --> 00:46:38,685
- Dance, dance, wherever you may be
- No!
390
00:46:38,810 --> 00:46:41,385
- I am the Lord of the Dance, said he
- No!
391
00:46:43,458 --> 00:46:45,337
Who packed these?
392
00:46:47,782 --> 00:46:51,335
You know you can use condoms to cover
a microphone actually
393
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:54,096
To record dolphins underwater.
That's what they use
394
00:46:54,221 --> 00:46:56,897
Cool. Everyone get that? It may
not come up but - thanks Bill
395
00:46:58,896 --> 00:47:01,124
We shouldn't have cooked all the
beans tonight
396
00:47:01,547 --> 00:47:05,220
- We've plenty of food.
- I'm not worried about me!
397
00:47:05,345 --> 00:47:07,057
- Jesus, stop!
- Stop what?
398
00:47:07,089 --> 00:47:10,475
Stop making sure he gets to do this bloody trip?
399
00:47:10,506 --> 00:47:13,600
You two don't have any idea how much
responsibility I have to take so you
400
00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:15,618
can just piss about
401
00:47:16,330 --> 00:47:21,155
- You get thanks all the time
- Well, that's nice
402
00:47:23,531 --> 00:47:28,172
- Why are you so desperate to be needed?
- I'm glad you see it like that. I don't
403
00:47:28,856 --> 00:47:35,387
I'm grateful!... But what are you gonna
do when I'm not around? I can't picture it
404
00:47:36,581 --> 00:47:40,004
- Who knows, Jim?
- Yes but before you used to moan about how
405
00:47:40,037 --> 00:47:43,981
you felt you were being taken advantage of
at work until you lost your job and then I think
406
00:47:44,106 --> 00:47:46,568
my cancer came along at just the right time
407
00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:52,854
I shall treat you all to a shrink when we get back
but for now can we just have a laugh?
408
00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:58,504
It's not about failing it's about finding your...
409
00:47:58,629 --> 00:48:02,668
If you say Raison d'etre I'm going to kill myself
- Shut up Miles, this is...
410
00:48:02,699 --> 00:48:07,099
- Repugnant? Boring?
- What do you want? What...
411
00:48:07,224 --> 00:48:12,544
- What special thing are you searching for?
- James. He's doing fine
412
00:48:13,229 --> 00:48:16,550
- Ok? And your being a bit... harsh
- It's not about the cards life dealt you
413
00:48:16,582 --> 00:48:19,581
It's about the hand that you feel safe playing
414
00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:23,568
I thought the tea life making metaphore was
good but that was.. exquisite
415
00:48:25,295 --> 00:48:28,973
You know, Miles, it's so easy to take the piss
but'm angry with all of you
416
00:48:34,771 --> 00:48:36,258
I don't want to die!
417
00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:45,685
I want... more time
418
00:48:48,010 --> 00:48:49,422
I want more time
419
00:48:51,151 --> 00:48:54,606
I'd take any one of your pointless
consumer-fucker lives!
420
00:48:56,974 --> 00:48:59,484
I was gonna do so much!
421
00:49:00,126 --> 00:49:02,973
I was going to be special. And I know it sounds
pompous. It is
422
00:49:03,098 --> 00:49:04,136
You are
423
00:49:06,721 --> 00:49:08,634
You make me sick!
424
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,608
Don't. I love my life.
Cancer's no excuse for being an egomaniac
425
00:49:15,988 --> 00:49:19,487
- Why are you special?
- Right, so you don't think I would have
426
00:49:19,612 --> 00:49:22,552
amounted to anything as a writer..
- I don't know! That's the point!
427
00:49:22,976 --> 00:49:25,933
But by our age my father had already written
three books.
428
00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:30,311
Your writing's good but you only finally sat down
to do it because it became too painful to stand up
429
00:49:32,322 --> 00:49:36,527
What? You want to hit me now,
you... pissy little arse-licker?
430
00:49:38,493 --> 00:49:41,764
Oh, fuck off! You bore the shit out of me!
431
00:49:41,889 --> 00:49:45,741
We're not your secretaries. We don't run away
if you turn nasty
432
00:49:45,866 --> 00:49:49,430
- I'm telling him the truth!
- I know! But WHY?
433
00:49:50,256 --> 00:49:54,592
Why are you so cruel? You're just cruel.
There's other ways to get what you want
434
00:49:54,967 --> 00:49:58,879
Davy. It's like you're actually looking
at my soul through a microscope
435
00:49:59,004 --> 00:50:04,610
I'll have to redeem myself! Davy will you
give me Aids! Bill? Rabies?
436
00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:11,467
Come on. Ah, GOD!
437
00:50:11,869 --> 00:50:15,802
We don't need to be doing this! We should be
laughing and talking bollocks
438
00:50:15,835 --> 00:50:18,818
about the good old days...
- I read your book!
439
00:50:20,574 --> 00:50:21,725
I read it
440
00:50:23,095 --> 00:50:25,006
He finished it years ago
441
00:50:55,551 --> 00:50:58,274
- When did you read it?
- Two years ago
442
00:50:58,399 --> 00:51:02,620
I knew you've been writing something and I
443
00:51:03,350 --> 00:51:06,663
snooped around on your computer and there
it was. Finished
444
00:51:07,563 --> 00:51:08,789
Hated you for it
445
00:51:09,437 --> 00:51:11,783
I copied it but I... I did't read it
446
00:51:14,330 --> 00:51:15,930
And then I got sick
447
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:23,524
and I gave in to my desire to... Even though I
knew you'd never, ever be able to forgive me
448
00:51:23,649 --> 00:51:27,352
Mate, if you wanted to get somethig off your
chest why didn't you just call me?
449
00:51:27,477 --> 00:51:31,038
I'd have come round, we'd have had a chat
watch Jaws and pretend that you weren't sick
450
00:51:31,081 --> 00:51:33,202
- I AM sick!
- BECAUSE you are!
451
00:51:34,864 --> 00:51:37,463
And when you're gone, you won't...
452
00:51:37,588 --> 00:51:40,110
know that this is fucking killing me!
453
00:51:41,935 --> 00:51:45,381
It's not worth talking about it, it's not going
to change anything.
454
00:51:45,412 --> 00:51:50,819
This is just unnecessary fake soul searching
which everyone is doing these days
455
00:51:52,010 --> 00:51:53,966
And I can't even say this REAL stuff
456
00:51:54,461 --> 00:51:57,495
because I just might not get a chance to see you
again so I can say...
457
00:51:57,543 --> 00:51:59,408
You don't need to apologise, Miles...
458
00:51:59,439 --> 00:52:03,716
I wasn't going to apologise you arrogant little
fuck! I'm right!
459
00:52:04,093 --> 00:52:06,144
And we don't apologise
460
00:52:07,196 --> 00:52:11,282
I can say this shit, and come back in 5 minutes
and say nothing. That's the point!
461
00:52:16,663 --> 00:52:19,427
- Your book...
- Ah, shut up!
462
00:52:20,909 --> 00:52:23,926
- You know it is.
- Jesus this trip has been like a walk with the
463
00:52:23,978 --> 00:52:26,734
sick-white-Oprah!
You would hate you right now
464
00:52:32,945 --> 00:52:34,188
Thank you
465
00:52:40,211 --> 00:52:41,897
I'm not afraid of failing now
466
00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:45,192
- I don't have to live in...
- I know
467
00:52:47,013 --> 00:52:48,893
You see my dad was so...
468
00:52:49,824 --> 00:52:51,025
Yes, I know
469
00:52:51,462 --> 00:52:54,349
- And now the only other person who I
- Yeah, I know
470
00:52:55,439 --> 00:52:59,266
Well, if you're not gonna fucking listen...
471
00:53:15,096 --> 00:53:16,476
Fucking hell
472
00:53:16,892 --> 00:53:22,417
Don't worry about Jim. It's morphine talking.
This morning he called me Robert...
473
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:24,890
You've been fucking hard, Bill
474
00:53:29,029 --> 00:53:30,604
You're psychotic
475
00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:59,263
- You promised!
- I've gotta get it. It's important
476
00:53:59,388 --> 00:54:01,076
What, more important than this trip?
477
00:54:01,201 --> 00:54:04,119
- Aw, Davy has a phone
- For emergencies
478
00:54:04,860 --> 00:54:07,678
It's not about the phone,
it's about you not wanting to be here
479
00:54:07,803 --> 00:54:10,517
- Alright. Give me the phone!
- Guys, guys, the cart!
480
00:54:14,639 --> 00:54:16,499
Davy! Davy!
481
00:54:20,272 --> 00:54:23,575
- What the fuck are you doing?
- You would have gone over with it!
482
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:26,764
- I would have got it you twat!
- He just saved your life
483
00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:30,563
You think he likes me more than you,
you whiny poof!
484
00:54:35,167 --> 00:54:41,861
- Why do people keep throwing my stuff in the sea?
- Ok, ok. That.. also was an accident.
485
00:54:43,169 --> 00:54:45,950
The phone was bad. Bad, Davy!
486
00:54:46,567 --> 00:54:49,825
But it's not the end of the world. Miles your
company knows you've gone into the wild
487
00:54:49,856 --> 00:54:52,465
It's not that simple! Everything's fucked
488
00:54:53,535 --> 00:54:56,473
It's all shit and people rely on me
489
00:54:57,403 --> 00:54:58,812
The banks called in the loan
490
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,911
I'm going under
491
00:55:02,268 --> 00:55:04,758
Miles is failing. Are you happy about that?
492
00:55:04,883 --> 00:55:08,035
Boys. Boys!
493
00:55:09,591 --> 00:55:11,729
We have a poblem
494
00:55:13,395 --> 00:55:16,052
We'll just have to camp here till one of us
goes back and gets help
495
00:55:16,084 --> 00:55:18,419
No. We haven't finished the walk
496
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,483
Mate, you weren't doing that much walking,
and your transport's gone!
497
00:55:21,514 --> 00:55:23,763
We'll call your dad. Maybe stay at a B & B
on the mainland and maybe he can...
498
00:55:23,794 --> 00:55:25,215
- Where's your phone?
- In my bag
499
00:55:25,246 --> 00:55:28,086
Uh. No. I'm afraid it's in my bag... on the cart.
500
00:55:28,211 --> 00:55:30,181
This is un-fucking-believeable
501
00:55:30,306 --> 00:55:34,014
- There's a kind of amazing natural symmetry to..
- Shut up, Bill.
502
00:55:34,139 --> 00:55:35,883
- Where's the map?
- It's in the cart
503
00:55:36,008 --> 00:55:38,969
- We're going on, it's not far. Il walk it. I can.
- James!
504
00:55:39,094 --> 00:55:43,811
No, Davy! I'm going on. I just want
one night there
505
00:55:44,937 --> 00:55:48,049
If you won't come with me, I'll go on my own.
I have to
506
00:55:48,545 --> 00:55:52,839
I have to.
I'm not finished yet!
507
00:56:00,047 --> 00:56:02,682
We may be closer to the emergency
phone at Barafundle. So...
508
00:56:03,294 --> 00:56:07,085
either that or I run back to the last phone.
Reckon I can jog it in five hours
509
00:56:07,116 --> 00:56:08,812
When did you last run for five hours?
510
00:56:08,843 --> 00:56:12,066
If we go on we should stick together in case we
have to carry him
511
00:56:16,589 --> 00:56:19,075
So should I tell him or let him keep going?
512
00:56:19,362 --> 00:56:20,796
James, stop!
513
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:26,246
Are you coming to Barafundle?
514
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,748
We are. But it's that way
515
00:57:19,047 --> 00:57:20,204
- Davy
- What?
516
00:57:20,457 --> 00:57:23,053
What do you really think about
what I said to you earlier?
517
00:57:23,084 --> 00:57:26,044
You've no right to talk to me like that. None.
518
00:57:27,048 --> 00:57:29,614
Why didn�t you say so in front of the others?
519
00:57:31,812 --> 00:57:34,096
Loyalty you prick
520
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,337
Don't put out the fire with your piss, Bill.
It stinks!
521
00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:20,817
Is this all the gas we have? Bill?
522
00:58:22,311 --> 00:58:23,639
He's asleep
523
00:58:28,186 --> 00:58:30,197
God it's good to see him off the leash.
524
00:58:30,612 --> 00:58:34,249
He's a beautiful, bighearted force of nature
525
00:58:34,374 --> 00:58:37,639
And she crushes every natural urge in him.
It's a horrible relationship
526
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,414
How do you know what he wants?
527
00:58:39,539 --> 00:58:40,700
Abby's pregnant
528
00:58:41,516 --> 00:58:42,713
Oh, fuck
529
00:58:43,893 --> 00:58:45,434
Why didn't you say anything?
530
00:58:46,428 --> 00:58:48,516
I wanted to enjoy the walk
531
00:58:51,412 --> 00:58:53,815
- Con.. congratulations...
- Don't!
532
00:58:54,193 --> 00:58:58,945
I'm not saying it's good news, in the
circumstances, but you'll be a brill...
533
00:58:59,070 --> 00:59:00,965
Is it definitely yours?
534
00:59:02,283 --> 00:59:05,006
- Far as I know.
- And she wants to keep it?
535
00:59:07,284 --> 00:59:10,663
- Baby or not... if she isn't the one...
- Of course she isn't the one!
536
00:59:10,832 --> 00:59:13,626
Then use this as the opportunity to have a
fresh start, Billy...
537
00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:15,283
Shut the FUCK up, Jim!
538
00:59:15,874 --> 00:59:18,385
Yeah. It all gets watered down
539
00:59:18,585 --> 00:59:21,237
But I stick to my decisions, however shit
540
00:59:21,685 --> 00:59:25,428
And when all my dreams come to nothing,
I'll be around to bloody see it!
541
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,737
You should have told me before!
You should have fucking told me!
542
00:59:42,072 --> 00:59:43,525
Oh, shit.
543
01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:03,692
Man, you really showed that tree...
544
01:00:08,613 --> 01:00:13,603
- Listen, I'm sorry about your tree
- No, I wouldn't want it any other way
545
01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:18,013
My tree will drift away
546
01:00:18,138 --> 01:00:22,307
and will wash up on some distant shore.
It's perfect
547
01:00:30,927 --> 01:00:32,361
You alright, Davy?
548
01:00:40,561 --> 01:00:42,196
Wait, wait, Miles!
549
01:02:13,111 --> 01:02:16,205
- Jim!
- Are you alright? Breathe
550
01:02:22,403 --> 01:02:25,900
Fuck it. We have to get him back.
I'll run on,Bill, you run back
551
01:02:26,025 --> 01:02:28,386
- We might see a boat or... or...
- Shut up, Miles.
552
01:02:28,511 --> 01:02:30,160
- We're fine.
- Bil! Bill!
553
01:02:30,286 --> 01:02:32,725
- This is ridiculous!
- I don't know.
554
01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:36,015
- Jesus!
- You cary Jim for a bit
555
01:02:36,140 --> 01:02:37,919
Don't tell me what to do
556
01:02:39,364 --> 01:02:41,590
- Why?
- You feeling all hard now?! Why?
557
01:02:41,715 --> 01:02:44,532
Because I didn't kick your arse for chucking my
phone in the sea! Because I'm actually right!
558
01:02:44,563 --> 01:02:47,066
Just. Shut. Up!
559
01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:50,739
This isn't about you right now
Pick him up!
560
01:02:51,843 --> 01:02:54,268
- Pick him up!
- Fuck you!
561
01:02:54,572 --> 01:02:57,068
Pick him up, you fucking coward!
562
01:03:04,873 --> 01:03:07,548
- I think we should stop them.
- Yeah well, I know we should but
563
01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:09,159
it's kinda fascinating...
564
01:03:12,972 --> 01:03:15,911
Alright, let's call it a draw...
565
01:03:17,050 --> 01:03:21,475
I liked the little 'EEEK!' noise you made when
he got you in a head lock
566
01:03:28,802 --> 01:03:33,931
I mean - why are you even here Miles?
We didn't expect you to turn up
567
01:03:34,783 --> 01:03:37,338
This is actually happening
568
01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:40,755
And it hurts. And it's amazing.
569
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:45,186
I've been around for it all. He needed me
and I was there for him and I'm really sorry
570
01:03:45,311 --> 01:03:48,377
you have such a problem with that
- Davy. You're right
571
01:03:49,843 --> 01:03:51,112
I wasn't gonna come
572
01:03:57,714 --> 01:04:00,756
Your illness disgusts me. It shocks me
573
01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:06,276
I couldn't physically be around it
It's true, I haven't been there for you
574
01:04:07,979 --> 01:04:09,057
I'm sorry
575
01:04:17,655 --> 01:04:18,984
Come on, you bugger
576
01:05:35,711 --> 01:05:39,640
Jesus! Barafundle Bay
577
01:05:42,421 --> 01:05:47,071
Actually do you know what?
This isn't the one I was thinking of...
578
01:05:51,642 --> 01:05:53,182
Thank you
579
01:07:37,097 --> 01:07:41,982
Is there anything so peaceful as the
sound of the ocean?
580
01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:48,293
I'm sorry
581
01:07:49,519 --> 01:07:54,705
Who the fuck am I to tell you how to live
your lives? I mean I was just...
582
01:07:54,830 --> 01:07:57,330
I'm fucking your sister
583
01:08:05,797 --> 01:08:09,874
I am totally and utterly in love with her and
I have been for ten years
584
01:08:11,541 --> 01:08:12,549
Shit!
585
01:08:13,801 --> 01:08:20,433
I watched her marry Mike and I did nothing.
Have children, let her do her comfortable life
586
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,458
I wanted her. I pursued her. And I got her
587
01:08:25,102 --> 01:08:26,075
My God!
588
01:08:27,657 --> 01:08:32,013
We met up when you got sick. It's... a...
It's ironic, isn't it?
589
01:08:32,413 --> 01:08:33,143
Yeah
590
01:08:35,628 --> 01:08:39,131
One day, soon, she's gonna bring the girls
to my house
591
01:08:41,426 --> 01:08:43,573
We're perfect for each other
592
01:09:11,965 --> 01:09:13,513
James
593
01:09:16,689 --> 01:09:19,818
I knew she had a thing for you but then
every woman does
594
01:09:20,026 --> 01:09:22,295
So what's the big fucking surprise then?
595
01:09:22,579 --> 01:09:25,718
You can have anyone you wanted. Why her?
596
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,526
You know why
597
01:09:30,073 --> 01:09:32,212
The kids! What about the girls?
598
01:09:33,507 --> 01:09:36,275
- I'm gonna take care of them
- Oh, God! When were you gonna
599
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,440
tell me any of this?
600
01:09:42,066 --> 01:09:46,230
- You weren't gonna tell me
- No
601
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:56,639
- Do you want my blessing?
- No. I'll do it anyway
602
01:09:56,922 --> 01:09:58,121
- Yeah
- Yeah
603
01:09:59,469 --> 01:10:03,137
James, listen. Listen!
604
01:10:04,437 --> 01:10:08,628
There is one thing that my father said to me
that is bigger than everything. And anyone
605
01:10:09,323 --> 01:10:12,867
And if I was any son of his,
I'll figure out what it is
606
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,780
I have
607
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,898
I hope it works out for you
608
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,819
There is no ribbon to tie around it all is there?
609
01:10:53,528 --> 01:10:56,367
I thought I was ready. Now I...
610
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:59,149
I look at Bill and I think
611
01:11:00,075 --> 01:11:02,656
If I could get through another nine months
612
01:11:02,882 --> 01:11:06,951
Hold on long enough to see Chloe
sorted out with or without...
613
01:11:10,554 --> 01:11:14,256
I'm leaving early. And it all goes on without me
614
01:11:19,063 --> 01:11:24,514
The strange thing is - this is what I was
most afraid of.
615
01:11:26,048 --> 01:11:27,596
But now it's...
616
01:11:29,464 --> 01:11:31,333
It's a relief, Milo
617
01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:35,757
Such a bloody relief!
618
01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:25,252
How's the book?
619
01:12:25,523 --> 01:12:29,070
I think it's more interesting with half the
page missing
620
01:12:29,692 --> 01:12:31,368
I'm going for a swim
621
01:12:32,244 --> 01:12:34,504
- Your mom said...
- I know
622
01:12:35,814 --> 01:12:40,874
Tomorrow, I'm gonna swim out into the middle
of the bay and I'm not coming back.
623
01:12:43,655 --> 01:12:47,594
I know the enormity of this, and I am asking you
624
01:12:50,275 --> 01:12:52,127
to let me swim
625
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,292
- No
- No
626
01:12:57,417 --> 01:13:01,026
- Jim. We can't let you mate.
- You can.
627
01:13:01,806 --> 01:13:04,017
will you?
628
01:13:04,521 --> 01:13:07,265
Has this been your plan all along?
629
01:13:12,216 --> 01:13:15,262
I thought you wanted to live. Why would...
630
01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:18,754
Because this is how my life is gonna be
from now on
631
01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:22,512
Because of the pain
632
01:13:23,089 --> 01:13:28,136
Because of the drugs that I take for the pain,
because of the drugs that I take
633
01:13:28,261 --> 01:13:30,743
for the side-effects of the other drugs...
You've seen it
634
01:13:30,868 --> 01:13:32,816
It's only gonna get worse
635
01:13:34,526 --> 01:13:37,538
My life is all up here now really, but
636
01:13:39,054 --> 01:13:44,061
it's taking over and gradually I'll sleep further
and further into thinking solely about pain
637
01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:46,974
and that's not worth living for
638
01:13:47,422 --> 01:13:49,373
I don�t know what the pain�s like
639
01:13:49,405 --> 01:13:51,346
but surely we can...
- What?
640
01:13:51,378 --> 01:13:55,172
- I don't know. I can't...
- You can
641
01:13:58,337 --> 01:14:02,805
- What would we tell your mum and dad?
- This is insane! I can't believe you're talking
642
01:14:02,930 --> 01:14:04,454
about it normally!
643
01:14:05,387 --> 01:14:11,107
The same as you'll tell the police. That you woke
up in the morning and I'd gone.
644
01:14:11,138 --> 01:14:13,627
That you searched the dunes and then you saw
something floating in the sea.
645
01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:16,439
You went to get me but by then it was too late
646
01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:29,701
every time I'd saw your family I'd know
they could have had you for another day
647
01:14:29,914 --> 01:14:31,392
To say goodbye properly
648
01:14:31,517 --> 01:14:34,922
That's just it, there won't be a better goodbye
than the one we just had.
649
01:14:36,102 --> 01:14:40,109
There will. It isn't time yet.
650
01:14:40,330 --> 01:14:46,082
I have never been so alive. And now I want to
end it, to actually finish something!
651
01:14:49,324 --> 01:14:55,230
I want to finally... finish something.
652
01:14:56,108 --> 01:14:59,673
Why don't you just go home and take an overdose
like normal people.
653
01:15:00,437 --> 01:15:03,717
- It�d be painless. You�d just fall asleep.
- It would be giving in.
654
01:15:03,842 --> 01:15:08,913
If I swim out and the sea takes me it's different
I would be making a choice
655
01:15:10,272 --> 01:15:15,183
I want to be conscious until I'm gone, I want to
feel something even if it�s the pain
656
01:15:15,548 --> 01:15:19,733
Of salt water in my lungs. I want to FEEL
657
01:15:20,225 --> 01:15:21,737
To fight
658
01:15:22,216 --> 01:15:25,641
Something... huge
659
01:15:26,431 --> 01:15:30,328
and... terrifying
660
01:15:32,649 --> 01:15:34,093
and brave
661
01:15:38,374 --> 01:15:41,199
I promised your mum I'd bring you back.
662
01:15:50,548 --> 01:15:52,617
Sorry James.
663
01:15:59,259 --> 01:16:00,589
Okay
664
01:16:04,422 --> 01:16:06,318
Okay, I'm sorry.
665
01:16:09,934 --> 01:16:11,986
It's too much to ask
666
01:16:40,713 --> 01:16:44,112
Davy... Davy!
667
01:16:52,837 --> 01:16:54,958
I can't find his meds bag
668
01:16:54,989 --> 01:16:58,105
Must have slipped out
669
01:17:00,989 --> 01:17:03,597
He doesn't have any morphine left
670
01:17:03,629 --> 01:17:06,431
I'm not fucking deaf!
671
01:17:07,673 --> 01:17:09,838
We'll find it. Miles!
672
01:17:17,624 --> 01:17:20,754
Davy! Davy!
673
01:17:36,159 --> 01:17:37,350
Miles!
674
01:17:37,381 --> 01:17:38,828
Fuck
675
01:17:47,411 --> 01:17:52,175
I can't breathe! I can't...
676
01:18:08,175 --> 01:18:10,052
Shit!
677
01:18:26,123 --> 01:18:29,270
- Miles! Miles, I got it!
- Jesus!
678
01:18:37,569 --> 01:18:41,446
Anybody there? James!
679
01:18:48,162 --> 01:18:52,318
James,i've got it. James!
680
01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:55,654
Sorry. Sorry
681
01:21:58,870 --> 01:22:02,208
You've nearly outlived Davy
682
01:22:08,081 --> 01:22:12,176
You've ruined this camping trip. Can we go
home now, please?
683
01:22:12,646 --> 01:22:14,923
Ah, James. I'm scared
684
01:22:17,663 --> 01:22:19,454
Sorry
685
01:22:20,567 --> 01:22:23,539
If you can't do this, tell me
686
01:22:26,044 --> 01:22:28,712
I'll swim as far as I can
687
01:22:34,062 --> 01:22:37,314
I'd rather not be alone, mate
688
01:22:43,091 --> 01:22:45,664
Please... Miles
689
01:22:45,916 --> 01:22:47,368
Do this
690
01:22:52,383 --> 01:22:53,622
Miles!
691
01:22:53,653 --> 01:22:55,596
Please!
692
01:26:50,374 --> 01:26:53,929
So I raise a morphine toast to you all
693
01:26:54,548 --> 01:26:59,216
And, if you should happen to remember, it's the
anniversary of my birth
694
01:26:59,524 --> 01:27:02,305
Remember that you were loved by me
695
01:27:02,697 --> 01:27:05,809
And that you made my life a happy one
696
01:27:06,844 --> 01:27:09,243
And there's no tragedy in that
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