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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,466 --> 00:00:07,455 [laughing] 2 00:00:08,101 --> 00:00:09,898 Did you see this? Yeah. 3 00:00:10,837 --> 00:00:13,601 The king of surveillance, busted by a red-light camera. 4 00:00:13,773 --> 00:00:15,764 Right. He's going to be pissed. 5 00:00:15,842 --> 00:00:17,810 Can you say "ironic"? 6 00:00:18,278 --> 00:00:20,212 It's smart, moneymaking scam for the city. 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,145 It's like a $271 fine. 8 00:00:22,215 --> 00:00:24,410 Not to mention the public humiliation. 9 00:00:24,751 --> 00:00:26,616 You guys actually feel sorry for him? Yes. 10 00:00:26,686 --> 00:00:29,052 It's one thing to get a ticket from a cop, but a camera? 11 00:00:29,122 --> 00:00:30,919 The better question is, has he seen it yet? 12 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:32,685 (Danny) I hope not. He is going to freak. 13 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:33,748 Ed! 14 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:37,287 Good morning. 15 00:00:37,363 --> 00:00:39,092 (Delinda) (Mary) Hi, Daddy. Hi. 16 00:00:39,365 --> 00:00:42,198 Look how nicely we're all getting along here. 17 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,929 You guys wanted this bitch session. Let's go have it, eh? 18 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:46,437 Yeah. That's good. Let's go. 19 00:00:46,506 --> 00:00:50,203 I've got 15 players with credit of $250,000 and up. 20 00:00:50,443 --> 00:00:54,402 Golf tournaments, party bus to the strip clubs, and V.I.P. reception in Bella Sera. 21 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,777 You keep an eye on these guys. 22 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,749 Remember last year, a few boilermakers, they started to get grabby. 23 00:00:58,818 --> 00:01:01,048 That's your job. Right? Yeah. That is my job. 24 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,418 And I will kick their asses right out of here if I have to. 25 00:01:03,489 --> 00:01:05,184 I'm sorry, let me just get this straight. 26 00:01:05,258 --> 00:01:08,853 You can stare at butts all day long, but it's fine as long as you don't touch them? 27 00:01:08,928 --> 00:01:10,190 (Danny) Yeah. I'm fine with that. 28 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:12,254 (Danny) So am I. But listen. I was just checking. 29 00:01:12,332 --> 00:01:16,098 Surveillance and security is nothing if not courteous... 30 00:01:16,169 --> 00:01:18,034 professional, and discreet. Discreet. 31 00:01:18,104 --> 00:01:21,335 You're discreet? Yes. Every time. Is that funny? 32 00:01:21,441 --> 00:01:25,434 Sam's right. Security can be a little heavy-handed. 33 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:27,445 Heavy... What are you talking about? Mary? 34 00:01:27,513 --> 00:01:31,449 I don't know. I mean, the sort of crowds that the Mystique has been attracting recently 35 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:35,009 I say, thank God for security. Thank you. 36 00:01:35,655 --> 00:01:37,213 And what type of crowd is that? 37 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:40,157 The type who are scaring off the gamblers, who, if you hadn't noticed... 38 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,217 are the reason we are here in the first place. 39 00:01:42,295 --> 00:01:43,694 (Mike) Very well said, Nessa. 40 00:01:43,763 --> 00:01:44,923 And I completely agree. 41 00:01:44,998 --> 00:01:47,831 (Delinda) We are not saying that... I'm feeling 42 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,232 If we ever get heavy-handed, it's only because we have to. 43 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,467 (Ed) Enough! 44 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:02,040 This meeting was supposed to help. It's just making things worse, a lot worse. 45 00:02:03,716 --> 00:02:06,514 So, a little story first. 46 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:09,419 When I worked for my previous employer... 47 00:02:09,822 --> 00:02:12,757 we had a lot of this infighting going on amongst department heads. 48 00:02:12,825 --> 00:02:16,261 So our director brought in this efficiency expert, they called him... 49 00:02:16,329 --> 00:02:18,263 from Harvard, looked like a gerbil. 50 00:02:18,331 --> 00:02:20,458 But before we got a chance to laugh at him... 51 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:24,366 he said that we were all going to switch jobs, including the boss. 52 00:02:25,538 --> 00:02:28,200 Which we did, and it was very successful. 53 00:02:28,541 --> 00:02:30,873 What, you... But you don't want us to switch jobs? 54 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:34,537 Yes, I do. I want you to learn a little appreciation for each other's work. 55 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:38,007 I'd like to apologize. I don't think it's a lack of appreciation. 56 00:02:39,085 --> 00:02:41,178 No, I'm sorry. (Ed) Danny. 57 00:02:41,254 --> 00:02:43,279 I just don't appreciate your mouth sometimes. 58 00:02:43,356 --> 00:02:44,448 (Ed) Danny. 59 00:02:44,524 --> 00:02:46,492 You will run the casino floor. 60 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:48,851 Nessa, you will run Mystique. 61 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,228 Giggly, do you have anyone else coming in? 62 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,824 Not until day after tomorrow. 63 00:02:55,902 --> 00:02:58,700 Fine. Then you and Mary will run security and surveillance. 64 00:02:58,771 --> 00:03:00,295 [Danny and Mike laughing] 65 00:03:00,373 --> 00:03:04,104 Mike, I've got a special job for you. Give me the paper. 66 00:03:06,712 --> 00:03:08,873 Yes, I do know about this. 67 00:03:10,216 --> 00:03:13,549 Mike, you're going to help me take care of this ticket. 68 00:03:14,787 --> 00:03:17,688 Okay? Now, I'm going to be watching all of you. 69 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:20,315 So if there are any questions, let's have them now. 70 00:03:22,728 --> 00:03:25,026 Yeah. Who's going to take your job? 71 00:03:28,701 --> 00:03:30,965 Guess that would be you, sweetheart. 72 00:03:32,405 --> 00:03:33,394 Wow. 73 00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:45,247 ##[pop music playing] 74 00:04:35,868 --> 00:04:37,529 Turn them over, Carla. (dealer #1) Shuffle! 75 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:43,132 (dealer #2) Change $500? Changing $500. 76 00:04:43,643 --> 00:04:45,076 Go ahead, Arnie. 77 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,846 Sir, no cell phones at the table. I got to go. 78 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,012 Thank you. 79 00:05:04,297 --> 00:05:06,094 Twenty black. Jinx? 80 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:10,695 What's with the trance, dude? 81 00:05:11,337 --> 00:05:12,804 Danny McCoy. Danny McCoy? 82 00:05:12,872 --> 00:05:15,602 Kevin Jinx Jorgensen. How are you? Wow. 83 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:18,541 I haven't seen you since what, senior year? 84 00:05:18,744 --> 00:05:19,938 Senior year of high school. 85 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,807 What, you work here now? Yeah. 86 00:05:21,881 --> 00:05:24,975 I don't, not usually in this area. I am usually back in... 87 00:05:25,051 --> 00:05:26,518 Anyway. What the hell you been up to... 88 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:28,577 other than kicking our asses at the roulette table? 89 00:05:28,654 --> 00:05:30,622 I guess we can't call you Jinx anymore, huh? 90 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:33,625 Actually, Kevin, I think that maybe we should go. 91 00:05:33,693 --> 00:05:36,560 Right. Sir, could you color me up, please? 92 00:05:36,629 --> 00:05:39,097 Yes, sir. No, I didn't mean to chase you guys away. 93 00:05:39,165 --> 00:05:40,962 It's cool. No. It's fine. 94 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:44,525 It was really good to see you, though. Okay. Good to see you, bro. 95 00:05:46,405 --> 00:05:48,999 Did I say something to him? Wow. 96 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,071 That was nice. 97 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,806 Players have superstitions. Some people are... 98 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,280 very self-conscious about them. Even I know that. 99 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,749 You know who that was? Who? 100 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:00,512 Kevin Jorgensen, from high school. 101 00:06:00,586 --> 00:06:01,848 Yes. Jinx Jorgensen? 102 00:06:01,921 --> 00:06:04,185 He just won all that money? Yeah. Can you believe that? 103 00:06:04,257 --> 00:06:05,690 Okay, so his nickname used to be Jinx? 104 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,248 Yeah, and you wouldn't believe this guy. 105 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,851 He was like a black cat walking under a ladder every single day. 106 00:06:09,962 --> 00:06:11,589 Do you remember when his prom date... 107 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,962 She slipped on her corsage and she broke her leg? 108 00:06:14,033 --> 00:06:16,831 We wouldn't even let this kid go to our high school football games. 109 00:06:16,902 --> 00:06:19,063 That's a true story. I got it. He was winning. 110 00:06:20,373 --> 00:06:22,967 Maybe his luck turned. No. 111 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,939 This guy was like a loser with a capital L. Yeah. 112 00:06:26,012 --> 00:06:28,446 Why would you blow this guy out of here? I didn't just... 113 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,210 Why would you call him Jinx to his face? It's a nickname. 114 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,884 How much did he win? $93,000. 115 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,175 [laughing] 116 00:06:35,721 --> 00:06:36,813 Okay. Go ahead. 117 00:06:36,889 --> 00:06:40,518 I wouldn't mind being jinxed like that. $93,000? 118 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,856 Wow. Way to handle that one, Sparky. 119 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:45,829 Security? Uh-huh. 120 00:06:45,898 --> 00:06:47,729 You see those two girls right behind you? 121 00:06:48,301 --> 00:06:50,929 They are about to go at it. You should focus. 122 00:06:51,337 --> 00:06:52,668 Really? 123 00:06:53,072 --> 00:06:54,767 Okay, we will keep our eye on them. 124 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,104 He thinks every girl that's dressed hot is going to... 125 00:06:57,176 --> 00:06:59,736 Look at me when I'm talking to you. This is important. Okay? 126 00:06:59,912 --> 00:07:01,903 All right. How can you do this to me? 127 00:07:01,981 --> 00:07:04,245 Come on, sweetie. Ladies. 128 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,040 [yelling] 129 00:07:06,819 --> 00:07:09,652 So, I have no expectation of privacy? 130 00:07:09,722 --> 00:07:12,816 Apparently, they can print your picture in the paper as long as they... 131 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:15,952 blur the license plate and don't specifically say you're guilty. 132 00:07:16,028 --> 00:07:17,996 That's good, because I'm not. 133 00:07:20,366 --> 00:07:23,301 No offense, boss, but cameras don't lie. 134 00:07:23,669 --> 00:07:27,571 I am telling you, if I had run the red light, it would have been for a damn good reason. 135 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,835 And there wasn't one because I would have remembered. 136 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:32,776 It was almost three weeks ago, you were on the cell phone... 137 00:07:32,845 --> 00:07:34,335 you were probably distracted. 138 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,402 No. 139 00:07:35,781 --> 00:07:38,773 I've been working non-stop on ideas for the Public Works Commission. 140 00:07:38,851 --> 00:07:41,479 Dad, I am so excited I can barely stand it. 141 00:07:42,388 --> 00:07:44,288 It's a city commission. 142 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:47,951 There's really not a whole lot of time for individual input. 143 00:07:48,027 --> 00:07:51,622 Okay. Black or silver? (Mike) I like the silver. 144 00:07:51,831 --> 00:07:56,063 Yeah. It says, "Look at me," but at the same time it also says... 145 00:07:56,702 --> 00:07:59,432 "I am all about public works." It does, doesn't it? 146 00:07:59,505 --> 00:08:00,494 Silver it is. 147 00:08:02,575 --> 00:08:05,169 You'd better run along, sweetie. You don't want to be late. 148 00:08:05,244 --> 00:08:07,075 Yeah. Right. Wish me luck. 149 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:08,970 Good luck, Delinda. 150 00:08:10,116 --> 00:08:13,017 Boss, you know that's a government meeting you're sending her to? 151 00:08:13,085 --> 00:08:14,347 Yeah. 152 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:17,181 You ever been to a city commission meeting? 153 00:08:17,256 --> 00:08:18,689 Trust me, she can handle it. 154 00:08:18,858 --> 00:08:20,052 [phone rings] 155 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:21,218 Yeah. 156 00:08:22,161 --> 00:08:23,150 [chuckles] 157 00:08:23,262 --> 00:08:24,729 How are you, Steve? Yeah. 158 00:08:25,197 --> 00:08:28,655 Yeah. I thought the picture was rather attractive myself. 159 00:08:29,869 --> 00:08:31,803 You noticed the Botox? Yeah. 160 00:08:31,871 --> 00:08:33,805 I love the stuff. I drink it. 161 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,303 Thanks for the call. Love you, too. 162 00:08:36,675 --> 00:08:40,042 Steve Wynn. That's the fifth call I got today. We got to get out of here. 163 00:08:40,112 --> 00:08:42,103 Where are we going? We are going... 164 00:08:42,548 --> 00:08:44,812 to the alleged scene of the alleged crime. 165 00:08:46,252 --> 00:08:47,719 No. I am not going to do it. 166 00:08:47,787 --> 00:08:50,221 Hello everyone. I am Nessa Holt. 167 00:08:50,456 --> 00:08:53,516 Most of you are probably more used to seeing me on the casino floor. 168 00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:57,119 But anyway, as you may know, I am from the U. K... 169 00:08:57,196 --> 00:09:01,496 and back home, we call bars "pubs," which is short for public house. 170 00:09:02,101 --> 00:09:04,695 And pubs don't have these. 171 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:06,998 So tonight, these go in to storage. 172 00:09:07,106 --> 00:09:09,370 No lines. No velvet ropes. 173 00:09:09,608 --> 00:09:11,075 Everyone's welcome at Mystique. 174 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:13,271 Don't touch! 175 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,334 [groans] 176 00:09:14,447 --> 00:09:18,042 No biting, Benito, you gypsy cannibal, you. 177 00:09:18,284 --> 00:09:19,410 (Gunther) Oh, Nessa. 178 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:21,782 Where is Delinda? 179 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:23,719 Per Ed Deline, I am taking over for today. 180 00:09:23,789 --> 00:09:26,781 Yeah. He told me something about this exercise. 181 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:32,125 You dare to move my velvet rope? 182 00:09:32,932 --> 00:09:35,093 Gunther, it's an experiment in democracy. 183 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:37,294 No. It's a velvet rope. 184 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,600 It's essential. It is like a soft and... 185 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,903 fuzzy international border, admitting the fabulous... 186 00:09:43,976 --> 00:09:45,910 and keeping out both the riff and the raff. 187 00:09:45,978 --> 00:09:48,173 That's the point. Everybody's welcome at Mystique. 188 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:52,707 Yeah. But everyone is welcome. Don't you see? 189 00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:54,047 As long as they are hot. 190 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:57,318 Item 28, overflowing dumpsters. 191 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,482 As you all know... (Delinda) So, so sorry I am late. 192 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,755 Who knew city hall didn't have a valet? Hello, Mayor. 193 00:10:03,362 --> 00:10:04,522 Daddy says hi. 194 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:08,429 Okay. I've got color-coded binders for everyone. 195 00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:13,905 So, please take the one that most closely matches your personal aura. 196 00:10:14,607 --> 00:10:17,303 Mayor, let me guess. Blue? 197 00:10:17,476 --> 00:10:18,534 Thank you. 198 00:10:18,811 --> 00:10:20,608 All right. Let's pass the others down. 199 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:23,676 Okay. Let's get started. 200 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,012 Jinx! 201 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:34,755 Look, I just wanted to say whatever you guys do while you play here is... 202 00:10:34,827 --> 00:10:35,987 none of my business. 203 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,859 It's okay, man. There's a lot of casinos on The Strip. 204 00:10:38,998 --> 00:10:41,523 Yeah, this is true. But there's only one Montecito. 205 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,761 I'd like to offer you complimentary room... 206 00:10:43,836 --> 00:10:46,168 food, beverage, for as long as you'd like. 207 00:10:47,673 --> 00:10:48,662 Dude, I live here. 208 00:10:48,741 --> 00:10:51,437 Then, consider it a little in-town vacation. 209 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,043 I'm Danny, by the way. 210 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:55,740 Hi. Look, he's not Jinx anymore. 211 00:10:56,282 --> 00:10:59,115 Come on, Kevin. We should go. No obligation. 212 00:10:59,818 --> 00:11:02,844 You know, you guys can play as little or as much you'd like. 213 00:11:04,089 --> 00:11:05,078 [laughing] 214 00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:08,387 Come on. Danny. This is Julie. 215 00:11:08,494 --> 00:11:11,088 All right. All right. Let's go. 216 00:11:11,163 --> 00:11:12,494 She's hot. 217 00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:28,105 Okay. The setup's pretty simple. All you need is one or more cameras... 218 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:30,910 one or more triggers and a computer to control the whole thing. 219 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:33,985 Okay, so I see the cameras. But, you know, where are the triggers? 220 00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:36,419 They are buried in the road at the edge of the crosswalk. 221 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:41,152 And the computer, I bet, is in that box in the ground over there. 222 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,485 It's called an induction loop trigger. 223 00:11:43,562 --> 00:11:48,056 The buried wires detect when a car enters the intersection after the light turns red... 224 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,596 tells the computer, which signals to the cameras to take multiple pictures... 225 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:55,532 and you're busted. 226 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:58,500 You see that there's no red light in this picture. 227 00:11:58,577 --> 00:12:02,240 The cameras won't click off a picture unless the trigger's been tripped. 228 00:12:02,314 --> 00:12:06,080 Right. And the trigger won't trip unless the light's red. 229 00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:07,140 Right. 230 00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:11,756 The problem is, I didn't do it, man. I didn't do it. 231 00:12:11,824 --> 00:12:15,055 Wait a minute. Did they give you the exact time and date on this thing here? 232 00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:19,461 Yeah, it's right here on the picture. Three weeks ago. At 8:01 a.m. 233 00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:20,922 Okay. 234 00:12:22,234 --> 00:12:24,532 See that convenience store over there? Yes. 235 00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:28,398 See that, what is that, that diner over there? 236 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:31,338 I will bet you anything they got surveillance cameras in there. 237 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,435 Ed, maybe you should just pay the ticket. No. 238 00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:36,777 We are going to find out who's lying, okay? That's what we're going to do. 239 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:39,679 It's $271. 240 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:43,315 Craps table. 241 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:45,357 Three o'clock. What? Cheating? 242 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:46,884 Cute butt. 243 00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:49,989 Look at that, two hours and you are already one of them. 244 00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:56,490 [giggles] 245 00:12:57,936 --> 00:13:00,496 Excuse me. Hi. Hi. 246 00:13:00,806 --> 00:13:04,765 I'm Sam. You know, I am sorry, I think that you dropped a... 247 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,577 (Sam) My goodness. There's your chip. 248 00:13:09,648 --> 00:13:11,775 Thanks. No problem. 249 00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:21,848 Hey, wait. 250 00:13:22,661 --> 00:13:24,060 Where you going? 251 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:28,355 (Mike) Thank you. 252 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,497 Excuse me. We notice you had a surveillance system here. 253 00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:36,063 Yeah, so? 254 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:39,070 See, my friend was driving by... Hey! 255 00:13:39,745 --> 00:13:42,475 (clerk) Don't touch those Tic Tacs. We ain't touching nothing. 256 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:46,573 You guys Metro? You want to see the tapes, I am going to need to see the badges. 257 00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:48,984 We are not with Metro. 258 00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:52,415 I am Commander Deline. And this is Captain Cannon. 259 00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:55,483 We are with the Citizens Action Patrol. Never heard of you. 260 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,288 No, of course, you wouldn't have. 261 00:13:57,362 --> 00:14:00,331 We, get called in to assist the police when they have... 262 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:03,994 very sensitive matters, stuff you wouldn't hear on the 5:00 news. 263 00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:08,663 Yes. We need the tapes for the morning of the 11th, about 8:00 a.m. 264 00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:11,809 What is it? Drug dealers? Money launderers? 265 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,771 Let's call it subversive elements. 266 00:14:14,947 --> 00:14:16,778 It's terrorists, isn't it? 267 00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:20,182 I knew it. We are just not at liberty to say, Earl. 268 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:23,319 I'll be right back. Thank you. 269 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:27,186 Citizens Action Patrol? Yeah, what? 270 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,387 That's okay. He's a white guy, right? 271 00:14:29,461 --> 00:14:32,521 He's 50 something, he's running a convenience store... 272 00:14:32,598 --> 00:14:35,260 and he's reading "Weapons of Death." I took a shot. 273 00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:42,002 These are from inside the store and out front in the parking lot. 274 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:44,098 We will have these back to you by tomorrow. 275 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,236 Good luck, Commander. At ease, Earl. Thank you. 276 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,844 What was the badge about? My library card. 277 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,059 Danny. 278 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,964 Johnny, watch my chips? You bet. 279 00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:20,468 You know, a few months ago, I banged my head. 280 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:24,243 I was chasing my dog down the street. And bam, I hit this light pole... 281 00:15:24,316 --> 00:15:26,511 and just knocked myself out. 282 00:15:27,252 --> 00:15:28,913 Why are you telling me this? 283 00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:30,818 Feel my head. Feel right there. 284 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,015 Yeah. It's huge. 285 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,557 That is quite a lump you got there. 286 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,890 Anyway, I am not Jinx Jorgensen anymore. It changed my luck. 287 00:15:37,362 --> 00:15:40,923 Ever since I hit my head, I walk by a roulette table and I see numbers. 288 00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:45,370 Danny. Yeah. I got to run. 289 00:15:45,437 --> 00:15:47,701 Give a little back to the casino, would you? Yeah. 290 00:15:47,773 --> 00:15:48,899 Hey. Hey. 291 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:52,372 So, I heard Gunther's giving you a hard time. 292 00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:53,809 I heard that guy's leaving. 293 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,107 Yeah, he was, but I got him to stay. I comped him. 294 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:57,170 You did what? 295 00:15:57,382 --> 00:15:58,849 I know him. He's a local. 296 00:15:58,951 --> 00:16:01,920 And he's got the worst luck in recorded history, this guy. 297 00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:04,785 (roulette dealer) 23 red. Yes, I can see that. 298 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:08,289 He's got this story about a bump on his head, now he sees the numbers, but... 299 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,727 trust me, I know this guy. He's going to give all that money back. 300 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,923 That guy is on a monster streak, Danny. 301 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:17,626 Nessa, I am telling you. 302 00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:20,228 This guy wins $100,000, he's going to lose $150,000. 303 00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:22,865 He wins $200,000, he's going to lose $300,000. 304 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,670 We are going to make money off of this guy. 305 00:16:25,477 --> 00:16:26,910 Okay. 306 00:16:28,146 --> 00:16:30,205 I've seen a girl, wasted out of her mind... 307 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,842 throw 56 straight passes on her 21st birthday. 308 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,717 I watched a guy get 17 blackjacks in a row on nine different tables. 309 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,155 I have seen 14 red come in on 14 consecutive spins. 310 00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,857 This could get very bad, Danny. You'll see. 311 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:44,619 Will I? 312 00:16:44,696 --> 00:16:46,823 You should've let him walk when you had the chance. 313 00:16:46,899 --> 00:16:49,163 And you are not the pit boss today, are you? 314 00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:52,726 You are on the casino floor now, Danny. Not up in surveillance. And down here... 315 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,772 we protect the bottom line. 316 00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:58,034 That guy could ruin our entire quarter, you nit. 317 00:16:58,176 --> 00:17:01,236 28 black. That's the one I want. 28. Yes. 318 00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:03,036 [whoops] 319 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,444 (Kevin) That is crazy. 320 00:17:16,528 --> 00:17:18,826 [cell phone rings] 321 00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:24,995 Mikey, what's going on? Hey. 322 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:29,273 Ed's on his way back to you. He's still got me out here checking on this intersection. 323 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:32,139 Why can't he just admit he's guilty? Because he's Ed. 324 00:17:32,411 --> 00:17:33,537 How's the pit treating you? 325 00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:37,480 I got a guy who's on a pretty big roll. I'll tell you more about it when you get back. 326 00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,813 If I get back. All right. 327 00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:53,292 Hey. What the hell you doing here? You are supposed to be on the floor. 328 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,230 Would you check this out? 329 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,323 Why? 330 00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:59,734 I'm watching this guy, Kevin Jorgenson. Went to high school with him. 331 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:03,699 What the hell is he doing, trying to contact his great grandmother? What is that? 332 00:18:03,809 --> 00:18:05,936 He says that he sees the numbers in his head. 333 00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:08,706 Of course. And you know him? Yeah. 334 00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:12,910 This guy had the worse luck I'd ever seen. We used to call him "The Jinx." 335 00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:17,246 Some jinx. It looks like he's up four or five, what, $600,000? 336 00:18:17,522 --> 00:18:20,650 So, he's betting four numbers a spin at $100 a number. 337 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,918 At 35 to 1, that's $3,200 a spin? 338 00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:26,188 That's correct. That's a lot. 339 00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:31,834 Okay. Zero, two, 14, 35 are in what, in sequence on the wheel, right? 340 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,029 So he's sector betting. 341 00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:36,472 No. Sector betting's for chumps, I mean, old ladies. 342 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:40,136 Once the ball starts spinning, it's gravity and physics. We know that. 343 00:18:40,278 --> 00:18:41,267 Hold up. 344 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,446 Why would a guy who sees the number... 345 00:18:44,516 --> 00:18:46,711 bet a group of numbers? Why not just bet the number? 346 00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:49,948 See, my son, that's where you and I kinda part company. 347 00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:52,955 I don't believe this guy sees crap. He's on a streak. 348 00:18:53,392 --> 00:18:55,326 You say streak, but I call it stealing. 349 00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:59,694 Listen, in all my days I have not seen anybody successfully cheat at roulette. 350 00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:03,560 The guy had seven car accidents in seven consecutive days. 351 00:19:03,635 --> 00:19:06,502 That would be bad luck. Now he's got good luck. See, it changes. 352 00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:09,131 No. No, not this guy. Not here. 353 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,937 Where you going? I'm going to go check that roulette table... 354 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,501 when he takes a break. Mitch, let me know if he hits a million. 355 00:19:14,579 --> 00:19:15,944 You're not going to find anything. 356 00:19:16,014 --> 00:19:18,949 (Mayor Goodman) ltem 46, new national advertising slogan. 357 00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:20,348 We've engaged a public relations firm. 358 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:21,545 Yes. Okay. 359 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,953 Mr. Mayor, in anticipation of this agenda item... 360 00:19:25,023 --> 00:19:28,083 I have a number of suggestions for a new slogan. 361 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,787 Yes, Ms. Deline. Okay. 362 00:19:29,895 --> 00:19:32,625 Please open your binders and turn to page 16. 363 00:19:33,732 --> 00:19:36,963 Slogan number one. "What Happens in Vegas? 364 00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:39,496 "Fun, that's what." 365 00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,171 Pretty slick, huh? 366 00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:44,675 (Delinda) Okay. Slogan number two. 367 00:19:45,277 --> 00:19:48,405 "Vegas. GNR. 368 00:19:50,715 --> 00:19:52,774 "Gambling Not Required." 369 00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:54,107 [whoops] 370 00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:00,784 Hey, Mitch, could you pull up some casino footage for us? 371 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,059 Sure, security. 372 00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:09,491 Let me see the craps table, pit six. Okay. 373 00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:11,392 (Sam) Put the last two hours. 374 00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:12,459 (Mitch) All right. 375 00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:13,902 Speed it up. 376 00:20:18,243 --> 00:20:21,144 Those two guys keep betting the exact same amount every time. 377 00:20:21,947 --> 00:20:24,643 See, that one's betting the "Pass" line... 378 00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:28,946 (Sam) and the other one's betting "Don't Pass." 379 00:20:29,054 --> 00:20:30,043 So what? 380 00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:33,023 So, big bets like that will get a player wall-to-wall comps. 381 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,958 (Mitch) Yeah. Full room. Food and beverage for both guys. 382 00:20:36,595 --> 00:20:39,189 (Sam) Yeah. But they have a lot of charges too, right? 383 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,556 (Mitch) $8,000, all told. 384 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,301 They don't even act like they know each other. 385 00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:46,495 They never talk the whole time. Yeah. 386 00:20:46,571 --> 00:20:47,629 Here, Sam. 387 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:53,201 I see. Robert Sikora, and what do you know, Keith Sikora. 388 00:20:53,578 --> 00:20:55,637 Cousins? Brothers? Is that illegal? 389 00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:59,908 No, but they're still scamming us. (Mary) 390 00:21:01,086 --> 00:21:02,610 And we hate theft. 391 00:21:04,789 --> 00:21:07,314 Thank you. Okay. You're welcome. 392 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,381 Thank you. 393 00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:10,250 (Mitch) Good luck. 394 00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:18,625 (Sam) The one guy wins the exact same amount as the other guy. 395 00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:21,228 Take out the 12 as a push for the "Don't Pass" bettor... 396 00:21:21,306 --> 00:21:24,537 and they only have to worry about losing 1.4% of their total wagers. 397 00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:27,237 All to get a vacation worth thousands for free. 398 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:28,902 Exactly. 399 00:21:30,148 --> 00:21:31,308 Can I do it? 400 00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:34,382 Yeah. Okay. Okay? 401 00:21:34,452 --> 00:21:36,283 Okay. I got your back. 402 00:21:43,628 --> 00:21:44,993 Hello, Robert. 403 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:46,689 Hello, yourself. 404 00:21:46,831 --> 00:21:49,823 Mary Connell, Montecito Surveillance and Security. 405 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,762 We're onto you. 406 00:21:51,903 --> 00:21:52,927 I am sorry, what? 407 00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:56,633 You are welcome to keep playing, but so you know, the gravy train is over. 408 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:59,040 So if you want to stay, you are going to have to pay. 409 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,375 The suites, the food, and the booze. 410 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,309 Cash me out. What I thought. 411 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:24,863 Hey there. 412 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:26,759 Wow. 413 00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:28,997 That's a bitching tie. 414 00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:30,230 Thank you. 415 00:22:30,709 --> 00:22:33,337 I see you have surveillance cameras. 416 00:22:33,712 --> 00:22:36,647 They keep people from doing the dine and ditch. 417 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,973 Do you know for how long you keep them? 418 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,382 Yes, I do. 419 00:22:43,121 --> 00:22:45,453 How long? Like a couple months. 420 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:50,351 I was wondering if I could take a look at one from three weeks back. 421 00:22:50,562 --> 00:22:53,963 Yeah, I saw you with the dude in the Aston Martin. 422 00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,365 You guys must earn some phat coin. 423 00:22:58,270 --> 00:23:00,704 We do okay. $300. 424 00:23:01,539 --> 00:23:02,665 I am sorry, what? 425 00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:05,369 $300 for the tape, homeboy. 426 00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:07,371 That's ridiculous. 427 00:23:08,046 --> 00:23:09,775 I am going to call your boss. 428 00:23:10,315 --> 00:23:13,978 Suit yourself. Those tapes can get erased real easy. 429 00:23:18,456 --> 00:23:20,583 I've got $37. 430 00:23:22,394 --> 00:23:23,884 I'll be right back. 431 00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:27,656 Here's that wheel you wanted pulled. 432 00:23:27,732 --> 00:23:29,165 Roulette 52? Yep. 433 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:32,735 We blew out the bearings on it about a month ago. 434 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,702 Any sign of tampering? No. 435 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,632 No signs of bias. 436 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:48,708 [grunts] 437 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,489 All right, thanks. 438 00:23:55,994 --> 00:23:57,859 What about the ball? I didn't check it. 439 00:23:58,863 --> 00:23:59,887 Why not? 440 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:03,632 Danny, we measure them, weigh them, and run them past a magnet every week. 441 00:24:03,702 --> 00:24:06,500 It's our standard ivorene ball. High impact plastic. 442 00:24:13,645 --> 00:24:15,112 (Tech) You see, nothing. 443 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:16,545 [cell phone rings] 444 00:24:17,182 --> 00:24:18,171 Yeah. 445 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,376 (Mitch) $1.2 million and he is doubled his bets. 446 00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:23,913 All right, thanks, Mitch. Thanks, Billy. 447 00:24:30,061 --> 00:24:31,995 I hear he's up a million two. 448 00:24:33,331 --> 00:24:35,060 Yeah. And I hear a drunk puking somewhere. 449 00:24:35,133 --> 00:24:38,296 So, let me get this straight, Ed puts you on the casino floor, and some... 450 00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:41,464 friend of yours from high school beats us for seven figures? 451 00:24:42,207 --> 00:24:45,005 How do you think that looks? You need to get him out. 452 00:24:45,143 --> 00:24:48,010 So I should just throw him out? Danny, get the money back. 453 00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:50,707 I am going to get the money back, Sam. As soon as I prove that... 454 00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:51,771 this guy is cheating. 455 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:53,841 Brilliant. Well, you think really hard about that... 456 00:24:53,918 --> 00:24:55,909 and while you're at it, think about this, too. 457 00:24:55,987 --> 00:24:58,046 Ed's quarterly bonus is tied to casino revenue. 458 00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:00,819 I know what you are doing right now. You are messing with my head. 459 00:25:00,892 --> 00:25:02,120 Really, is that what I'm doing? 460 00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:04,627 You know what really disappoints me about you, Danny? 461 00:25:04,696 --> 00:25:05,788 What? 462 00:25:06,064 --> 00:25:07,622 You comped a local. 463 00:25:31,523 --> 00:25:34,424 Mike, put this up on the big screen, I want to see it. 464 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,593 Wait a minute. These are static cameras. I mean, they're just sitting there. 465 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:43,566 They're guarding Slim Jims and Slurpees, they don't have to move. 466 00:25:43,635 --> 00:25:45,626 They got cash registers there, for crying out loud. 467 00:25:45,703 --> 00:25:48,194 I am sorry, Ed. This is all I got. 468 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,567 You think I picked you to hear, "That's all I got"? 469 00:25:51,643 --> 00:25:55,170 Come on now, Mike. Go down there and get me something. Come on. 470 00:25:59,150 --> 00:26:00,139 [laughs] 471 00:26:07,592 --> 00:26:09,219 [people chattering] 472 00:26:16,601 --> 00:26:17,590 Danny. 473 00:26:22,674 --> 00:26:25,006 What's the damage? What's he up? Over a million. 474 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,542 And now he's got copycats. They're calling him "the swami." 475 00:26:27,612 --> 00:26:31,070 People just crowd around, wait for him to bet, they just pile it on his numbers. 476 00:26:31,149 --> 00:26:32,639 Not good. 477 00:26:33,284 --> 00:26:35,548 Nice first day on the job there, McCoy. 478 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:36,609 Bite me. 479 00:26:36,821 --> 00:26:38,413 How you two doing? 480 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:42,117 86ed a couple of comp grifters, saved the hotel a few thousand. 481 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:44,020 Other than that, it's been pretty quiet. 482 00:26:44,095 --> 00:26:46,893 Good. Good going, now. Thank you. 483 00:26:47,298 --> 00:26:48,287 Good luck. 484 00:26:50,168 --> 00:26:52,568 Did you check the table? Yeah. The equipment's good. 485 00:26:52,637 --> 00:26:55,299 But it doesn't matter where he plays. We can't stop him. 486 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:58,204 Try to contain him somehow. See if he'll play at a private table. 487 00:26:58,276 --> 00:27:01,302 I tried that, too. But he only wants to play on the floor. 488 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:04,544 Close this one down. Just close the table down. 489 00:27:04,649 --> 00:27:07,880 Take him to another table. Color him out. When you get to the other table... 490 00:27:07,952 --> 00:27:10,512 let him play a while. Change the balls. Change the croupier. 491 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,556 Just slow him down, maybe his luck will turn around. 492 00:27:12,624 --> 00:27:14,683 But I can't explain this, there's something wrong. 493 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,488 (Danny) Then just, you know, just check him out. 494 00:27:16,561 --> 00:27:19,655 I'd like to know a little more about him than his high school nickname... 495 00:27:19,731 --> 00:27:21,096 for a million bucks, anyway. 496 00:27:21,232 --> 00:27:22,290 Yes, sir. 497 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,429 Come on. Come on, baby. 498 00:27:24,903 --> 00:27:25,892 Yeah! 499 00:27:27,071 --> 00:27:29,699 Kevin, we are going to move you to another table. 500 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:33,141 There's so many people around here, that we'd like to... 501 00:27:33,211 --> 00:27:34,235 Just color him up, would you? 502 00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:37,746 Hang it on that wall, 5'8" from the bull's eye to the floor. 503 00:27:37,815 --> 00:27:41,478 Make the throwing line 7'9.25" inches away exactly. Okay? 504 00:27:41,553 --> 00:27:42,747 Thank you. You got it. 505 00:27:42,921 --> 00:27:44,252 Hey, fellas. 506 00:27:45,189 --> 00:27:46,588 What's up? So, this... 507 00:27:46,658 --> 00:27:48,319 is a black and tan. 508 00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:51,553 And these are the instructions on how to make one properly. Okay? 509 00:27:53,431 --> 00:27:56,229 No. They're not French fries. They're chips. 510 00:27:57,268 --> 00:27:58,257 Thank you. 511 00:27:59,837 --> 00:28:02,533 What are you doing? We're having a pub night. 512 00:28:02,607 --> 00:28:05,167 You can make bangers and mash and fish and chips. 513 00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:07,836 Gunther is appalled. 514 00:28:07,912 --> 00:28:12,372 This is Gunther's restaurant. He will not even attempt such a sordid menu. 515 00:28:12,784 --> 00:28:14,718 Not even for one night? 516 00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:16,409 Please? 517 00:28:16,521 --> 00:28:17,510 [cell phone rings] 518 00:28:17,689 --> 00:28:19,350 Give me a second. 519 00:28:20,091 --> 00:28:21,115 Hello. 520 00:28:21,192 --> 00:28:24,525 They giving you any trouble? (Nessa) No. None to speak of. 521 00:28:24,629 --> 00:28:26,426 I guess restaurant management's a little... 522 00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:28,192 different than being on the floor, huh? 523 00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:29,631 Not really. I mean... 524 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:32,598 I think I know how to get the best out of my people. 525 00:28:32,704 --> 00:28:34,968 Good. You sure you don't need any help? No. 526 00:28:35,106 --> 00:28:37,131 I've got it all under control. Thank you, Ed. 527 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,197 Okay. 528 00:28:42,313 --> 00:28:43,780 Put this on. 529 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:47,340 [laughing] 530 00:28:47,619 --> 00:28:49,450 Gunther will not go along. 531 00:28:49,787 --> 00:28:51,652 Gunther will not be strong-armed. 532 00:28:51,789 --> 00:28:56,249 And Gunther is not afraid of Ed Deline or his henchwoman. 533 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,887 Oy! Refer to yourself in the third person once more... 534 00:28:59,964 --> 00:29:02,159 and I will wipe the accent right out of you. 535 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,631 Put it on! 536 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:10,196 [sneezes] 537 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,807 And that concludes the first half of our agenda. 538 00:29:18,182 --> 00:29:20,946 I think we need a couple of representatives out there. 539 00:29:21,419 --> 00:29:22,443 Yeah. 540 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,819 Daddy, you didn't tell me this was going to take all day. 541 00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:28,724 And no one's listening to me. 542 00:29:28,793 --> 00:29:31,091 Honey, welcome to city government. 543 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:35,130 Look, I know it's not your cup of tea, sweetie, but... 544 00:29:35,199 --> 00:29:37,667 you know, this commission is the backbone of our city. 545 00:29:37,802 --> 00:29:39,861 Can't I have Sam's job instead? 546 00:29:39,937 --> 00:29:42,497 No, honey, I'm sure you're doing just fine. 547 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:45,906 Just, believe everything's going to be great, and... 548 00:29:46,811 --> 00:29:48,540 be yourself. Okay? Bye. 549 00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:51,146 All right, let's get on to the next item on the agenda. 550 00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:54,948 Point of order. Yes, Miss Deline. 551 00:29:55,053 --> 00:29:57,180 Oscar, Mayor Goodman... 552 00:29:58,222 --> 00:29:59,883 I propose a field trip. 553 00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:07,531 Okay, we know Kevin Jorgenson's from Vegas... 554 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:10,396 so we can check with the police department if we have to. 555 00:30:10,802 --> 00:30:11,826 (Sam) What about her? 556 00:30:11,903 --> 00:30:14,030 (Danny) The girlfriend? We don't know who she is yet. 557 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:17,506 We take an imprint of every guest's credit card, even when we are comping them. 558 00:30:17,575 --> 00:30:20,703 We didn't get his credit card. But we have hers. 559 00:30:20,812 --> 00:30:24,145 You want to find out more? You could go up to the room, look around a little. 560 00:30:24,215 --> 00:30:26,342 I could have housekeeping open the door. 561 00:30:26,417 --> 00:30:29,181 We don't do that, Mary. 562 00:30:29,253 --> 00:30:30,481 Got something. Excuse me. 563 00:30:30,555 --> 00:30:33,422 Julie Dietz. Wau-kee-sha, Wisconsin. Waukesha. 564 00:30:33,491 --> 00:30:35,425 Whatever. Looks like she's used his credit card... 565 00:30:35,493 --> 00:30:39,361 at six different casinos all over the country in the last 14 days. 566 00:30:40,264 --> 00:30:41,322 (Sam) What's this? 567 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,897 Missing Persons report. Okay. 568 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:48,337 Okay. This was put out by her husband, and his name ain't Kevin. 569 00:30:49,173 --> 00:30:50,504 It's Dave. 570 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:53,132 Looks like Julie ran away from home. 571 00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:14,070 I've got to tell you, Gunther, this food is wonderful. 572 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:16,072 Thank you so much. 573 00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:20,172 I am so sorry that I doubted you. 574 00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:22,745 I am sorry that I threatened you. 575 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:27,614 I am going to suggest to Delinda that we make "Pub Night" permanent. 576 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:30,216 "Pub Night." That's so sweet. 577 00:31:30,287 --> 00:31:33,916 And one more thing. I hate my father. 578 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:40,396 How did it go today? 579 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:43,398 They are giving me a seat on the Public Works Commission. 580 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,560 Fancy. Fancy. 581 00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:49,098 Nice job, Nessa. Thank you. 582 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,244 Here we go. Thanks. 583 00:31:59,383 --> 00:32:00,611 Okay. 584 00:32:02,219 --> 00:32:05,586 Depth charge. Drop the shot into the beer. 585 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,246 Chug. 586 00:32:07,324 --> 00:32:09,258 (commission) Go, Oscar. You're the mayor. 587 00:32:09,326 --> 00:32:11,351 Have a drink now. You're the mayor. 588 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,192 Have a drink now. You're the mayor. 589 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,559 (commission) Go! 590 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:19,467 Go, Oscar! Go! 591 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,260 [whoops] 592 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,174 Easily the best meeting we ever had. I'll drink to that. 593 00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:27,609 (commission) Chug, chug! 594 00:32:59,176 --> 00:33:00,803 The lucky couple. 595 00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:04,572 Congratulations on your extraordinary run of luck. 596 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,115 Ed Deline. Hi. 597 00:33:07,751 --> 00:33:09,582 I am President here. 598 00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:15,382 (Kevin) Thank you, Mr. Deline. 599 00:33:15,459 --> 00:33:17,086 I can't explain it, really. 600 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,356 They call you "swami," do they? 601 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:22,365 Yeah, but, you know, Danny will tell you. I'm just Kevin. 602 00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:24,458 As you can well imagine, Kevin... 603 00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:27,529 when a casino guest wins nearly $2 million... 604 00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:32,699 there's certain things that need to be done for legal and tax purposes. 605 00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:34,099 Okay. 606 00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:37,078 Julie Dietz. Waukesha, Wisconsin? 607 00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:40,717 Why do you have a Nebraska license plate on your car? 608 00:33:40,784 --> 00:33:42,547 Because we bought it there. 609 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:44,713 Kevin won some money. (Danny) I see. 610 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:47,722 $20,000 on a riverboat in Illinois. 611 00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:49,952 $160,000 at the Grand in Biloxi. 612 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:53,029 And another $200,000 at various casinos... 613 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:57,193 in Laughlin and Lake Tahoe. All in the last two weeks. All at roulette. 614 00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:01,999 Danny, I told you, ever since the accident, I see numbers. 615 00:34:02,072 --> 00:34:04,563 Excuse me, I would like to know why exactly you... 616 00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:07,304 felt it necessary to move from casino to casino? 617 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,346 I guess, sir, every time I win a little... 618 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,176 then they end up sweating me in some office like this. 619 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,612 I mean, just not as nice. 620 00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:17,950 Kevin just... He sees the numbers in his head. 621 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:21,458 That's not cheating, is it? No. Of course it's not. 622 00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:23,894 But, Jinx, you're from Vegas. 623 00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:26,788 What's with all the out-of-town play? 624 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,291 We met on the internet. 625 00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:32,959 I left my wife, and Julie left her husband. 626 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:35,866 So, I went back east to pick her up and... 627 00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:38,633 on the way back here, we stopped at all those places. 628 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:41,835 Sir, we just, you know, we just want to be together. 629 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:46,012 Speaking of your husband, do you know that he filed a Missing Persons report? 630 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,074 He just won't let go. 631 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:51,815 I would strongly suggest you call home. 632 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,991 Anyway, thank you. Okay? 633 00:34:56,026 --> 00:34:57,721 That's it? That's it. 634 00:34:58,562 --> 00:35:01,360 You just fill out that IRS paperwork and... 635 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,535 please feel free to stay and play here at the Montecito as long as you like. 636 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,437 Thank you again, sir. Sure. 637 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:08,800 Enjoy your stay. Thank you. 638 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,739 Have a nice time. 639 00:35:14,678 --> 00:35:15,667 [sighs] 640 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,449 So, I guess I am the only one who thinks these guys are full of it. 641 00:35:19,516 --> 00:35:22,610 They had a logical answer for everything I threw at them and... 642 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,178 What should I do, toss out Goldilocks and a guy with a lump on his head? 643 00:35:26,256 --> 00:35:29,248 I mean that would cost us another $2 million in bad publicity. 644 00:35:29,326 --> 00:35:32,489 If they keep this up, Ed, theoretically they could break us. 645 00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:35,691 You know, if they were card counters or cheats, that's one thing. 646 00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:40,135 But if they win fair and square, we got to let them play. 647 00:35:41,238 --> 00:35:45,174 That's what the old boys did when they ran their joints, and... 648 00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:47,836 that's the way I'm gonna run mine. 649 00:35:47,911 --> 00:35:48,900 Okay? 650 00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:53,646 (gambler) Easy eight. 651 00:35:59,289 --> 00:36:00,950 Seventeen. Black. 652 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:02,516 Hello. 653 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:04,788 Excuse me. Could we just keep this walkway... 654 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:06,056 Pardon me. ...clear. 655 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:07,757 Thank you. Thanks. 656 00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:12,158 Are we almost done? Because my feet are killing me. 657 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:15,137 Mine, too. I guess Ed proved his point, huh? 658 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,865 If his point is surveillance blows, he did. 659 00:36:18,942 --> 00:36:20,807 I kinda liked it. Me, too. 660 00:36:20,878 --> 00:36:24,575 When we busted those comp scammers, didn't you feel just powerful? 661 00:36:24,648 --> 00:36:27,242 A little bit. I felt a little powerful. Sorry. 662 00:36:27,317 --> 00:36:30,115 Careful there, chief. There you go. All right. 663 00:36:33,757 --> 00:36:37,420 What's the damage now, Danny? Almost $4 million. 664 00:36:40,497 --> 00:36:42,658 I am going to tell you something's been bothering me. 665 00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:44,530 I've been watching this. 666 00:36:44,601 --> 00:36:46,000 They're supposed to be in love, right? 667 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:49,005 So how come they're not smooching and hanging out, like together? 668 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:51,701 I mean, she's always there, and he's always over there. 669 00:36:51,775 --> 00:36:52,935 That's a good point. 670 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:56,844 The word of the day is triangulation. (Danny) 671 00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:03,319 (Ed) I already saw this. You can't even see the street. 672 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,117 Wait. 8:01, the day you got the ticket. 673 00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:09,655 Watch when the monitor switches angles. 674 00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:16,865 It goes black for a second. 675 00:37:17,701 --> 00:37:19,032 [computer beeps] 676 00:37:20,237 --> 00:37:23,638 So the monitor acts as a mirror, and there's Ed's car in the reflection. 677 00:37:23,707 --> 00:37:24,833 Nice work, Mikey. It's a gift. 678 00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:28,867 But wait. You've got me in the street over there. You've got the green light over there. 679 00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:30,777 (Ed) But not together. Okay. Pop quiz. 680 00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:34,181 In order to make two pieces of video sync up, what do we need? 681 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:36,583 Matching time code. Yeah, but we don't have that. 682 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,946 Because we have two different cameras at two different locations. 683 00:37:40,023 --> 00:37:44,892 Okay, this one's a tougher one. What's just as good as having matching time codes? 684 00:37:45,229 --> 00:37:47,720 A common element. Exactly. 685 00:37:48,098 --> 00:37:52,364 One thing that appears in both pieces of video simultaneously. 686 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:57,700 (Mike) Can you find the common element? 687 00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:02,006 So you got the Stratosphere in both shots. So what? 688 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:04,206 (Mike) So, we push in on both shots. 689 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:07,912 You got the roller coaster on top of the Stratosphere? 690 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:11,079 Wait a second. You got the same people in the same car at the same time. 691 00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:12,179 That's your common element. 692 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:15,657 And all I had to do was layer one video on top of the other. 693 00:38:20,664 --> 00:38:22,962 And we zoom out. 694 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:26,625 And we have Ed going through a green light. 695 00:38:27,437 --> 00:38:29,462 You're the man, Mike. 696 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,838 Camera's wrong. Big Ed was right. 697 00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:36,744 Wait a second, her there and him there. 698 00:38:37,347 --> 00:38:40,043 Do we still have the infrared cameras above the tables? 699 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,585 I think so. Why? 700 00:38:42,786 --> 00:38:44,048 Triangulation. 701 00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:51,423 It looks like he's using the lasers to measure the decaying orbit of the ball. 702 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,693 What? The decaying orbit of the ball. Are you kidding me? 703 00:38:54,998 --> 00:38:56,659 Yeah, it's... 704 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:59,002 There's some serious mathematics involved here. 705 00:38:59,069 --> 00:39:02,061 That's why he waits until the ball's spinning to place his bets. 706 00:39:02,739 --> 00:39:05,708 In theory it could work, but it couldn't give you one slot... 707 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,540 probably give you an area where the ball's going to land. 708 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:11,342 So that's why he bets the four numbers in the sequence there. 709 00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:14,213 He's sector betting. He's got to have a computer nearby. 710 00:39:14,284 --> 00:39:17,685 You still got that radar laser detector? Yeah, it's in my car. 711 00:39:17,754 --> 00:39:18,812 Go get that. 712 00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,990 The laser is hidden in his cell phone. 713 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:26,120 It buzzes him to let him know which numbers to bet. 714 00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:27,185 Watch this. 715 00:39:28,031 --> 00:39:29,055 Look at this. 716 00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:30,755 [beeping] 717 00:39:39,743 --> 00:39:40,971 Take him down. 718 00:39:41,478 --> 00:39:42,968 Excuse us, folks. 719 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,272 Kevin's getting tired, so I think we are just going to call it a night. 720 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:49,376 We found a computer in the back of your SUV there, Jinxy. 721 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,477 Come here, sport. Take him. 722 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:51,885 Give me that. 723 00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:54,513 No. Wait, no. It was all him. No. 724 00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:58,385 Look, if you are so good at seeing into the future... 725 00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:01,423 why don't you tell me what's gonna happen next, huh? 726 00:40:08,438 --> 00:40:10,531 Nice work at Mystique last night, young lady. 727 00:40:10,607 --> 00:40:13,940 Nightly revenues up 22%. I am available for consulting. 728 00:40:16,246 --> 00:40:17,838 [Mike and Danny laughing] 729 00:40:18,148 --> 00:40:19,410 Hey, Daddy. Hi, honey. 730 00:40:19,549 --> 00:40:20,709 Hello. Hi. 731 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:23,411 I heard something. 732 00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:27,048 I heard that you and the mayor were dancing on top of the bar at Mystique? 733 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,124 That's a vicious rumor. 734 00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:30,624 Only he was dancing. 735 00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:34,858 Where was security? We can't be everywhere, now, can we? 736 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,900 With all the cheating going on and everything. 737 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:38,059 I took care of it, ladies. 738 00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:40,729 So you're going to be impossible now, is that what's happening? 739 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,136 Oh really? No I don't talk smack. 740 00:40:43,206 --> 00:40:44,969 I speak the truth. Zip it. 741 00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,305 Thank you. 742 00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:49,537 This has been a wonderful experiment. 743 00:40:50,213 --> 00:40:54,707 We are going to do it every year at the same time. And now, bye-bye. 744 00:40:54,918 --> 00:40:57,978 Bye-bye. (Mike) Bye-bye, ladies. 745 00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:01,791 Come on, that's just childish. 746 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:05,520 You got them pictures? Yeah, I got them right here. 747 00:41:05,595 --> 00:41:08,723 You know who that guy is over there by the table in the suit? 748 00:41:08,832 --> 00:41:11,665 Yeah, that's Larry Cardenas. He's the muni court judge. 749 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,896 No. Traffic court judge. Watch this. 750 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,736 Larry. Hey, Ed, how are you? 751 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,607 How are you? Larry, good to see you. Good. 752 00:41:21,678 --> 00:41:24,772 Listen, can I borrow you for a second? Sure. Hold my chips. 753 00:41:26,516 --> 00:41:30,612 I need a little favor. See, I got one of these red-light camera tickets. 754 00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:33,679 I saw in the paper, but Ed, come on, you know I can't do anything... 755 00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:36,521 No, you're thinking all wrong. I don't need that. 756 00:41:36,593 --> 00:41:39,721 I know you can't be my judge because we know each other and all that. 757 00:41:39,796 --> 00:41:41,889 What I need is an opinion, okay? 758 00:41:41,965 --> 00:41:44,126 Sure. Great. Can I have the pictures? 759 00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:45,896 Take a look at this. 760 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:47,826 Okay. 761 00:41:49,806 --> 00:41:52,240 Nice likeness at a red-light camera. Thank you. 762 00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:55,210 Take a look at this other one. 763 00:41:55,278 --> 00:41:59,044 This was taken at the very same moment which proves that that red-light camera... 764 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:01,243 was improperly calibrated. 765 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:03,411 It seems that there was some kind of malfunction. 766 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:06,217 So, obviously you would dismiss this ticket. 767 00:42:06,289 --> 00:42:09,554 Actually, I'd find you guilty. Guilty of what? 768 00:42:10,193 --> 00:42:13,424 You're not wearing your seatbelt. That's a pretty serious violation. 769 00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:15,420 [laughing] 770 00:42:15,932 --> 00:42:18,799 Look behind me and see if those guys are laughing, because... 771 00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:23,738 I'm also gonna get arrested for assault. Are they smiling? 772 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:24,796 Time to go. 773 00:42:25,308 --> 00:42:27,276 Excuse me. 774 00:42:27,326 --> 00:42:31,876 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61960

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