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The '80s marked the
rise of the cooking show.
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There was Yan, The Galloping Gourmet,
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the Cajun cook, and of
course, a Swedish Muppet.
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But my mom's lifelong
hero was Julia Child.
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I'm Julia Child.
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Julia's show, The French Chef,
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was the inspiration for our family's
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deliciously cheesy "French phase."
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BEVERLY: For Erica,
savory Quiche Lorraine.
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For Murray, melty cheese fondue.
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It's like nachos without the hassle.
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And for my hungry bear,
potatoes au gratin, extra gratin.
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This is gonna wreck me. Thanks, Mom.
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Julia even inspired my mom to write
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The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook.
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She sent it to every publisher in town,
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confident that she'd take
the cooking world by storm.
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Or... Not.
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Aw, honey, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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I'm just tearing up 'cause
Julia's chopping an onion.
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You do know that that
onion is on TV, right?
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[VOICE BREAKING] Okay, fine! [SNIFFLES]
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It's my cookbook.
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I sent it out to some publishers,
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and they said I was poop
and that my cooking was poop
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and that my one and only dream is poop!
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No one has just one dream, Bevy.
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I'm sure you got plenty of others.
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[SNIFFS] Well, like
Barry becomes a doctor,
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Erica wins a Grammy,
Adam gets a rare disease
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that prevents his snuggly little body
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from developing into a full adult man.
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Bev, none of those dreams are about you,
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and one in particular is very troubling.
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Damn it, I know! Erica's
never gonna win a Grammy!
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Okay, I'm sure it's
not as bad as ya think.
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Lemme see that letter.
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Take your pick.
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"Dear Ms. Goldberg, your
blending of fish and veal
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"is both upsetting and
against God's plan."
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[SOBBING]
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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Synced and Corrected By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was March 13th, 1980-something,
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and my brother had a new
concern about his future.
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Listen up. I've got some
deeply upsetting news, JTP.
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- JTP!
- No! Not the time.
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Mr. Glascott just called
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an emergency college meeting with me
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by chasing me down the hall.
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Oh, no. What's wrong?
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Turns out, we all need
recommendation letters
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from teachers to get into college.
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And?
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Wait, you all knew about
this and didn't tell me?
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I tried to tell you, but you said...
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- Stop speaking, Matt Bradley!
- Yeah, that exactly.
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Seriously, you all have 'em?
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Definitely to rub it in your
face, but Geoff got 12 reccos.
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Twelve? That's almost a baker's dozen!
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Gimme one.
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I'll just open it and change
the name from Geoff to Big Tasty.
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- No!
- What's the big deal?
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Bar, those letters
were written about me.
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And they need to be sent in sealed
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so the admissions people
know they're legit.
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So, you're saying I'm going to actually
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have to ask a teacher to
write nice stuff about me?
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Ha! You're not going to college.
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College-what? Who said college?
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Whoa, where'd he come from?
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For a big man, he moves like a phantom.
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Because college is the only
thing that matters to me...
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That and the thermostat.
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Okay, don't freak out
and call me a moron,
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but I've apparently thus
far failed to "obtain"
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a "recommendation letter"
from a "teacher" at "school."
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Stop with the quotes.
My God, I raised a moron.
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You have. "This is your fault."
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Luckily, our school had
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an insanely nice science teacher
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who couldn't say no to anyone.
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- Dr. Katman?
- Down here!
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Oh, no!
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You're lying on a bed of nails!
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Physics is just so bitchin'! Am I right?
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[LAUGHS] Wanna try?
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Mmm. Well anyway, I
know this is last minute,
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but apparently you gotta have a teacher
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- write you a college rec...
- Aw, buddy!
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I am so honored you
asked me. Truly, man!
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- Really?
- Call me a proton!
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That's how positive I am!
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- Dude, I really owe you one!
- Stop.
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Just like a neutron,
there's no charge. [LAUGHS]
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And also please don't put any
of those jokes in my letter.
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With that, Barry's problem was solved.
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And after all my mom's
rejection letters,
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she turned to her hero,
Julia Child, for answers.
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Adam, I need your help.
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This is a legitimate, real emergency.
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Oh, my God, what?
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I've thought of a super-easy,
fool proof way to sell my book.
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I'm gonna do a cooking
show like Julia Child,
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and you are gonna be my director
and my on-camera sidekick.
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I didn't follow any of that,
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but I'm pretty sure
it's not an emergency.
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You know, at first, the rejection
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letters were devastating,
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but then I remembered that
Julia didn't become famous
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'til she was 50 and had
her own cooking show!
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Huh? That's where you come in.
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Or go out as fast as I can
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'cause what you just said is horrifying.
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But this is so up your alley, Adam.
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You're always running
around with a video camera.
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Me? Nah, that's like the
opposite of what I do.
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You got a camera in your hand right now.
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Good eye! [CHUCKLES] Good eye.
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Thing is, I was just about to
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put this in the garage
'cause making childish movies
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just doesn't appeal to me anymore.
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Let's start filming, kiddo.
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This karate tortoise outfit
is already making me schvitz.
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Okay, fine! I still make awesome movies!
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But I honestly don't know the first
thing about making a cooking show.
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It's The Chadam
Cooking Hour: episode 140!
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Okay, fine! I made six
years' worth of cooking shows!
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Doesn't mean I can help you!
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Adam, please. Be my cooking sidekick.
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It's my dream.
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Adam, I saw the rejection letters!
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It was too much!
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Just help the lady with her dream!
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Even if I wanted to help,
I don't run a TV station.
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I'm just a kid with a camera.
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What about public access?
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They'll let anyone on there.
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I watch this one program where a lady
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answers tax questions in a bikini.
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Her information is definitely wrong,
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- but I'm a loyal viewer.
- Perfect.
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I'm gonna call public
access and verbally harass
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the first person who picks up
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and tell them that we
are coming down there!
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We're gonna be TV stars!
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While I was facing a
world of embarrassment,
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Barry was ready to rub his
recco letter in Erica's face.
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- Hey, my Caboodle!
- Erica's Caboodle!
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Silence!
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In my hand, I hold a glowing
recco from Dr. Katman.
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- Oh, man, what a relief!
- Yeah.
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Feels good to know I'm not gonna be
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a full-time drain on society like your
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miserable couch sloth of a girlfriend.
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- Excuse me?
- You've worn sweats for six straight days.
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- You get it.
- Well, I wouldn't be so cocky.
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You don't even know what
that teacher wrote about you.
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I'm sure it's great. Dr.
Katman's super nice and also,
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he has, like, the most
hilarious science jokes.
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They guy's nice, all right.
If anything, too nice.
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The kind of nice you almost don't trust.
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It's like, "What are you hiding, man?"
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It is like he's hiding something.
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Erica, stop.
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Don't whip him into a frenzy
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just because he commented on
your current life situation.
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I'm not. I'm just
stating the simple fact
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that one single letter
can ruin his life forever.
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I gotta see what's in this letter!
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Barry, stop. You can't look at that.
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Wait, I got something.
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What's "poosnicken" mean?
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Is that good from an educator?
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Doesn't sound good.
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Ta.
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[MUMBLING] Couch sloth my ass.
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Dude, she's just messing with
you 'cause she's in a bad place.
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Yeah, I know. You're right.
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And yet, it's too late. I assumed.
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And so, Barry broke the
sacred code of the recco letter
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using a high-tech method he learned
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from watching Murder, She Wrote.
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Oh, crap! It worked!
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"It is a great honor
and privilege to give
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"Barry Goldberg my
highest recommendation."
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Uh, Bar? The steam
is making the ink run!
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Don't panic! We'll just
dry it off with the iron.
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[SIZZLING]
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Oh, no! The iron's intense
heat is burning the paper!
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Don't panic. I'll just spray
it with water from this bottle.
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Oh, no! The charred remnants are soaked,
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and now the ink's running even more!
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Don't panic! I'll just
hit it with the iron again!
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[SIZZLING]
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Let me try to piece it back together!
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- Time to panic!
- Aah! Aah!
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The charred remnants
are burning my hands!
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While Barry destroyed his letter,
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my mom was taking a page from
Julia Child for our first rehearsal.
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And action.
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Hi, I'm Adam.
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[IMITATING JULIA CHILD]
Hello! I'm Beverly Goldberg.
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Welcome to The Goldberg Gourmet.
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Bon appetit!
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And cut.
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Okay, I got some performance notes.
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- [NORMAL VOICE] Hit me.
- So, you're a human person.
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So, you should talk like one.
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And action.
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- [IMITATING JULIA CHILD] Well, hello!
- Cut.
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- Hello!
- Cut.
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- Hello, I'm Beverly Goldberg...
- Cut!
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Welcome to The Goldberg
Gourmet. Bon appetit.
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And... Cut.
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I think I know what's happening.
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Seems whenever I say "action,"
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your mom panics and becomes Julia Child.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, don't be
ridiculous! Here, I'll prove it.
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- Say "action" and watch me cook.
- Action.
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[IMITATING JULIA CHILD]
This lovely dish is made
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with saltwater prawns, Parmesan cheese,
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and butter because butter is better!
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- I'm Julia Child!
- Cut.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Okay, maybe I
am doing a little something.
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And I'm doing a lot of quitting.
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- Good luck with your project.
- Wait, why?
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'Cause you're gonna embarrass
me on public television,
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seen by dozens.
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And it doesn't matter
to you that this might
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- actually help sell my cookbook?
- No!
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'Cause my mom making a
cookbook is also embarrassing,
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and so are your aprons and weird
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parm dishes and everything about you.
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It's pure embarrassment,
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and you have no idea what it feels like.
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Oh-ho, and you think I'm
never embarrassed by you?
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Um, no!
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I think you made it pretty clear
you love everything that I do.
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So, you don't think I'm embarrassed
when I have friends over,
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and you do one of your creepy
shows with a ventriloquist dummy?
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You bought us matching outfits!
247
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And you don't think I was embarrassed
248
00:08:50,676 --> 00:08:53,287
to watch a three-hour
one-man show
249
00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:56,203
where you played an eclectic
cast of international characters?
250
00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:59,120
[JAMAICAN ACCENT] You said my
Jamaican accent was spot-on, mon!
251
00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:00,361
And you don't think I was embarrassed
252
00:09:00,411 --> 00:09:03,189
to run down to your school
with an extra pair of pants
253
00:09:03,239 --> 00:09:06,411
because of the thing I
promised never to speak about?
254
00:09:06,451 --> 00:09:07,564
[GASPS]
255
00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:09,495
[NORMAL VOICE] Promise broken!
256
00:09:09,545 --> 00:09:11,420
Baby, you are ten thousand times
257
00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:12,540
more embarrassing than I will ever be,
258
00:09:12,589 --> 00:09:16,167
but it doesn't matter because
I love you more than anything!
259
00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:18,800
Clearly, you don't feel the same way.
260
00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,277
And cut!
261
00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,249
Come on.
262
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,680
Even though Barry ruined his college
reco, he knew doc
263
00:09:28,824 --> 00:09:30,564
will be more than
happy to write him a new one.
264
00:09:32,299 --> 00:09:33,462
- Hey, Doc! Got a sec?
- Of course, Goldie!
265
00:09:33,501 --> 00:09:35,295
A little time for my star student.
266
00:09:35,334 --> 00:09:39,254
But first, let me wet the
ole whistle with some wine.
267
00:09:39,303 --> 00:09:41,175
Oh, you say this is just water.
268
00:09:41,224 --> 00:09:42,498
I didn't say anything.
269
00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:47,660
[LAUGHS]
270
00:09:47,105 --> 00:09:48,349
A toast to you!
271
00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:49,712
Fun.
272
00:09:49,751 --> 00:09:51,530
So, what's the important
news? I'm excited.
273
00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,266
You should be. Remember
that letter you wrote me?
274
00:09:53,305 --> 00:09:55,226
Of course. Your college
recommendation letter.
275
00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:57,590
Yeah, that's the one.
276
00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,190
Turns out, I read it against your wishes
277
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,597
and destroyed it with fire and water.
278
00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:02,224
But you're gonna write me a new one
279
00:10:02,263 --> 00:10:04,223
'cause you did say
I'm your star student.
280
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,526
It doesn't feel like that anymore, pal.
281
00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:08,957
Wow, I'm like really mad right now.
282
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,456
I understand why you would be,
283
00:10:10,496 --> 00:10:13,269
but I'm very confused by
your smile and cheery tone.
284
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:14,543
Well, let me clear it up.
285
00:10:14,592 --> 00:10:17,230
I'm really pissed, and I'm not
gonna write [BLEEP] for you,
286
00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:18,817
because what you did
was really [BLEEP] up.
287
00:10:18,856 --> 00:10:21,710
But I still need a recco for college.
288
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,374
I'd ask another teacher,
pal. I wish you all the best.
289
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,874
Uh-oh.
Yeah, uh-oh!
290
00:10:24,913 --> 00:10:26,873
You better go because I'm saying words
291
00:10:26,922 --> 00:10:28,539
that I never thought
I would say to a child!
292
00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:31,136
[BLEEP] [BLEEP]
293
00:10:31,185 --> 00:10:32,724
Hey, man, you okay?
294
00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:34,557
You've barely touched
your Fruit Roll-Up finger.
295
00:10:34,596 --> 00:10:36,605
Eh. Last night, I got
into it with my mom,
296
00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:37,585
and she kinda got in my head.
297
00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:39,889
How?
298
00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:41,251
Do you guys think I'm embarrassing?
299
00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,466
[CLEARS THROAT]
300
00:10:45,426 --> 00:10:47,651
Oh, balls! You're all
avoiding eye contact!
301
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,376
Bro, I think it's pretty
well-known that you're... Unique.
302
00:10:50,425 --> 00:10:52,810
- I'd say one of a kind.
- Your own man.
303
00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,855
Those are just nice ways of
saying I'm super embarrassing!
304
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:55,682
What's up?
305
00:10:55,987 --> 00:10:57,163
Adam's mom caved and finally
306
00:10:57,164 --> 00:10:58,340
admitted the kid's an embarrassment.
307
00:10:58,379 --> 00:10:59,790
- Oh, sure.
- What?
308
00:10:59,829 --> 00:11:02,440
You're my girlfriend!
You're aware of this, too?
309
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,436
- It's endearing.
- [EXHALES SHARPLY] Aww...
310
00:11:04,485 --> 00:11:06,523
Also... [ANGRILY] Aw!
311
00:11:06,572 --> 00:11:07,978
How can my own mother protect and
312
00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:09,385
praise me with a lifetime of lies?
313
00:11:09,424 --> 00:11:11,345
So, you're saying she's a bad mom
314
00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:12,673
for accepting the humiliation you
315
00:11:12,674 --> 00:11:13,952
bring her with grace and kindness?
316
00:11:13,992 --> 00:11:17,590
Yes! God, I suck!
317
00:11:17,108 --> 00:11:19,627
For the first time ever, my
mom needed me to support her,
318
00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,284
and I flat-out said no.
319
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,380
Well, there has to be some
way you can make it right.
320
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,292
It's obvious!
321
00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:28,270
I'll just co-host a public
access cooking show with her!
322
00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:29,732
Not sure how obvious that was.
323
00:11:29,771 --> 00:11:31,477
My mom wants to be the
darling of the food world
324
00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:32,633
who sells millions of cookbooks,
325
00:11:32,672 --> 00:11:35,701
and I will not rest until it happens!
326
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,877
As I was off to help my
mom with her TV dreams,
327
00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:40,180
Barry was on a mission for a new recco.
328
00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:41,719
All right, before I do,
329
00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,424
let's just take a look
at some of the work
330
00:11:43,463 --> 00:11:44,747
you did this year in my class.
331
00:11:44,786 --> 00:11:46,237
What is this?
332
00:11:46,286 --> 00:11:47,609
That's my napkin holder.
333
00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,393
And this?
334
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,529
That's a shoe holder,
for the holding of shoes.
335
00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:52,676
What exactly is this?
336
00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:54,264
Bird house.
337
00:11:54,303 --> 00:11:56,606
And where exactly would a bird live?
338
00:11:56,645 --> 00:12:00,575
On top of it. Or it could lie
down here or walk around over here.
339
00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:03,771
Thank you for your time.
340
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,550
You were stage crew for two days
341
00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:06,966
and dropped a chandelier on my head.
342
00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:08,210
Thank you for your time.
343
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,896
In order to save you time and energy,
344
00:12:10,935 --> 00:12:13,366
I've written the
recommendation letter myself.
345
00:12:13,415 --> 00:12:14,777
If you could just sign it... "Barry
346
00:12:14,778 --> 00:12:16,139
Goldberg can squat a baby elephant
347
00:12:16,188 --> 00:12:19,168
"and bench 275 an
unlimited number of times."
348
00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:21,647
Uh-huh. Just right
at the bottom there...
349
00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:23,902
Tell you what, if you
can do one pull up,
350
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,587
I'll sign this letter and
walk it to the college myself.
351
00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,939
[MUSIC PLAYED]
352
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,359
Thank you for your time.
353
00:12:35,976 --> 00:12:37,260
Well, you can't just give up.
354
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,730
- You need a good recco to get into...
- Shh!
355
00:12:40,112 --> 00:12:42,330
[WHISPERING] Don't say that
word 'cause Dad will hear.
356
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,230
Oh, man, I've sunk so low that
I've stopped my own brother
357
00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,209
- from getting into... [MOUTHS] _
358
00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:48,600
[NORMAL VOICE] No! I
destroyed the letter.
359
00:12:48,649 --> 00:12:50,991
This whole _ [MOUTHS] mess is my fault.
360
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,697
I only convinced you that Doc wrote you
361
00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:54,842
a bad [MOUTHS] recco
'cause I was jealous.
362
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,648
'Cause I'm going to [MOUTHS]?
363
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,756
Yes!
364
00:12:57,795 --> 00:13:00,784
You're about to go on a
wild [MOUTHS] adventure.
365
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,127
I know I thought that
dropping out of [MOUTHS]
366
00:13:03,176 --> 00:13:05,391
was the right move,
but I'm realizing that
367
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,204
I really needed [MOUTHS]
to grow up a bit.
368
00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:10,850
Look, I know you're freaking
out about your future,
369
00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:12,173
but if anyone's gonna be a rock star,
370
00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:13,241
it's my rock star sister.
371
00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,505
That means a lot.
372
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,123
I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.
373
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:18,446
It's cool.
374
00:13:18,485 --> 00:13:20,318
Everyone stresses out
when it comes to college.
375
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,493
Who said college?
What happened? Tell me!
376
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,885
Okay! Fine! I messed up.
377
00:13:24,924 --> 00:13:26,546
No, I did. I got in Barry's
378
00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:28,168
head and made him open his recco.
379
00:13:28,217 --> 00:13:30,500
- And then he ruined it.
- Wait, you know?
380
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:31,667
Yes! I found that charred,
381
00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,716
damp letter right where you left it.
382
00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:36,274
Gah! Why didn't Mom clean that up?
383
00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:37,724
Because you're a dumbass,
384
00:13:37,763 --> 00:13:39,537
which is why I went to Katman
385
00:13:39,538 --> 00:13:41,311
and got you a brand-new recco.
386
00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:42,334
How is this happening?
387
00:13:42,595 --> 00:13:45,839
The man said no and cursed me
out in the nicest possible way!
388
00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:48,970
Because this man doesn't take no for
389
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:49,846
an answer when it comes to college.
390
00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:50,573
But listen to me.
391
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,523
Do not betray your weird,
happy teacher again.
392
00:13:53,562 --> 00:13:55,993
As a matter of fact, just
steer clear of him forever.
393
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,610
My God, you're actually super effective
394
00:13:57,659 --> 00:13:58,855
and good at Dad stuff when you care.
395
00:13:58,894 --> 00:14:01,707
That's on you for not being interesting.
396
00:14:01,756 --> 00:14:04,314
You gotta promise me
you're gonna go against
397
00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:08,362
all your instincts and not be
a moron who opens this letter.
398
00:14:08,401 --> 00:14:11,135
Can you do that? Can you not be a moron?
399
00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:14,634
- Honestly, that's asking a lot.
- It really is, Dad.
400
00:14:14,673 --> 00:14:16,722
As Barry took on the
challenge of a lifetime,
401
00:14:16,771 --> 00:14:19,250
I was ready to give my
mom her lifelong dream.
402
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:20,540
Oh, Lord.
403
00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:22,691
Oh, Lord in poop.
404
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,630
You know what? You were right.
405
00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:25,896
This is not gonna help
me sell my cookbook.
406
00:14:25,935 --> 00:14:27,689
All I'm gonna do is
make a fool of myself.
407
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,473
Mom! Look at me.
408
00:14:29,522 --> 00:14:32,678
You're in my world now, the AV world.
409
00:14:32,717 --> 00:14:34,400
This is where I shine.
410
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:35,745
So you just have to follow my lead,
411
00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:37,245
and I'll make you look good.
412
00:14:37,284 --> 00:14:39,284
Okay, I am so confused. You said...
413
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,293
I know what I said, and I was wrong.
414
00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:42,832
You've always been there to support me
415
00:14:42,871 --> 00:14:45,429
with your love and
kindness and new pants.
416
00:14:45,478 --> 00:14:47,644
And now it's my turn to support you.
417
00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:50,123
So take my hand and let's
go be on a TV station
418
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:51,535
that legally has to let anyone on.
419
00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:56,347
Preheat that oven.
420
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,356
It's parmin' time.
421
00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:00,144
Oh, yeah. Years of making my own
422
00:15:00,145 --> 00:15:01,894
movies had led to this moment.
423
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,374
And rolling.
424
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:07,824
Hi, I'm Adam... Ooh, boy.
425
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,706
In that moment, I discovered
426
00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:11,705
that when I go in front
of an actual TV camera,
427
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,479
I freeze up with crippling stage fright.
428
00:15:14,518 --> 00:15:17,252
It's true, my body literally shuts down.
429
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,850
[MUMBLING] [MUTTERING] Okay...
430
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:21,450
Guess that's my cue.
431
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:22,878
Hi. Hello and welcome.
432
00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:24,186
I'm Beverly Goldberg, and this
433
00:15:24,187 --> 00:15:25,446
is my little sous-chef, Adam.
434
00:15:25,485 --> 00:15:27,700
Adam, say hello to the viewers.
435
00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:29,494
Adam.
436
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:32,307
Me. Now, the secret
to shredding mozzarella
437
00:15:32,356 --> 00:15:34,865
is to put the block of
cheese in the freezer first.
438
00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:36,786
Sous-chef Adam, the grater, please.
439
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,991
My hands are numb.
440
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,333
Over the teeth and through the gums,
441
00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:44,597
look out, tummy, here it comes.
442
00:15:44,636 --> 00:15:46,685
Hoooo!
443
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,625
Whoooo is excited about my shrimp parm?
444
00:15:49,674 --> 00:15:51,124
Well, I sure as heck am.
445
00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:53,555
Five stars, Mama. Oh...
446
00:15:53,594 --> 00:15:56,407
You can find this parm
and many more parms like it
447
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,240
in The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook.
448
00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,906
[QUIETLY] I'm passing out.
449
00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:03,238
That's right. Coming soon
to book retailers near you.
450
00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,473
- I'm passing out.
- What?
451
00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:05,708
I'm passing out. [BREATHING HEAVILY]
452
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,498
Do you want to sit down or something?
453
00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,710
I'm gone! I'm gone. I'm down.
454
00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:13,960
I'm Beverly Goldberg,
thank you, and good night.
455
00:16:13,253 --> 00:16:15,132
Mama's... Mama's here, schmoo!
456
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:16,928
With my dad's help,
457
00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:19,185
Barry got a new college recco
from Doc, or so he thought.
458
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:20,814
Hey, Goldie.
459
00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:22,993
Listen, I didn't sleep all
night after I unloaded on you.
460
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,446
Not my best me.
461
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:27,478
No, I deserved that surprising
barrage of potty language.
462
00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:30,400
Look, I know how important
that letter is to you,
463
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,316
so I wrote you another one.
464
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,455
- You wrote a third letter?
- Third?
465
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:35,418
Buddy, this is the
second one right here.
466
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:38,883
No, this is the second letter.
467
00:16:38,922 --> 00:16:40,502
You gave it to my dad yesterday.
468
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,720
He may have given it to you,
but I didn't give it to him.
469
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,180
Wait! That's why my dad
told me not to talk to you!
470
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,421
He didn't want us to figure this out.
471
00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:49,384
Figure what out? What the
hell is in that envelope, pal?
472
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:50,631
God only knows!
473
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,123
We gotta open that letter.
474
00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:54,773
But what about trust and all
that stuff you got mad about?
475
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,176
I've never been on
this side of it before!
476
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:58,316
It is really eating away at me, buddy!
477
00:16:58,355 --> 00:17:01,309
Me too! But how do we open
this letter without ruining it?
478
00:17:01,348 --> 00:17:03,566
With the answer to everything.
479
00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:05,745
Science!
480
00:17:05,794 --> 00:17:08,140
That day, my brother set off to
solve the mystery of a lifetime,
481
00:17:08,179 --> 00:17:09,298
and that night,
482
00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:11,450
I was reliving the
embarrassment of a lifetime.
483
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,263
I'm down.
484
00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:16,816
Hey, pickle, maybe you should
just watch The A Team instead?
485
00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:18,499
I just wanted to see if my on-camera
486
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,143
debut was as bad as I thought.
487
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:21,466
And it's worse. [SIGHS]
488
00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:24,915
No. You were adorable.
489
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:26,751
You don't have to do that, Mom.
490
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,331
I just really wanted to help you.
491
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,950
[REO SPEEDWAGON'S KEEP
ON LOVING YOU PLAYS]
492
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:34,180
Listen, lovebug, you putting
yourself out there to support me,
493
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,997
it helped me more than
you could ever know.
494
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,824
Come on, I just ended up
embarrassing you again.
495
00:17:39,863 --> 00:17:43,710
Adam, I love every
embarrassing thing about you.
496
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,497
It's what makes you the most special,
497
00:17:45,546 --> 00:17:47,803
brilliant boy anyone could ever ask for.
498
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,206
Well, if this cookbook
thing doesn't pan out,
499
00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:55,149
at least we learned you're
shockingly awesome on camera.
500
00:17:55,198 --> 00:17:56,817
Forget TV.
501
00:17:56,866 --> 00:18:01,646
That cookbook is my dream,
and knowing I have your support
502
00:18:01,685 --> 00:18:04,374
lets me know that one day,
503
00:18:04,423 --> 00:18:05,827
it'll happen.
504
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,125
Until then, I'll leave the
cooking shows to you and Chad.
505
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:11,853
♪ And though I know
all about those men
506
00:18:11,892 --> 00:18:13,900
♪ Still I don't remember
507
00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:14,591
And done. [SIGHS]
508
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:19,281
"To whom it may concern.
Barry is fearless
509
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:22,697
"and has a boundless passion
and enormous appetite for life.
510
00:18:22,746 --> 00:18:25,920
"But what I admire most about my son
511
00:18:25,141 --> 00:18:26,804
"is that no one has bigger
512
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,468
dreams and more potential."
513
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,647
Wow, your dad wrote this.
514
00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:35,387
"I might be Barry's father, but he's
515
00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,222
the one who teaches me every day."
516
00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:40,680
"The only thing he can't do is
517
00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,866
know how much I believe in him."
518
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:46,968
♪ And I'm gonna keep on loving you
519
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,824
Wow, I can't believe Dad wrote
such beautiful stuff about you.
520
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:52,307
Well, you know him.
Anything for college.
521
00:18:52,347 --> 00:18:54,270
College? What about college? What now?
522
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,322
Actually, I was just about to send out
523
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,883
the recco I got from Doc,
which he gave me today.
524
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:01,620
So I won't be needing the one you wrote.
525
00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:02,338
You weren't supposed to see that.
526
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:05,587
Well, I did.
527
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:08,874
♪ And I'm gonna keep on loving you
528
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:10,415
♪ 'Cause it's the only thing
529
00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:12,123
Fine, you can keep the stupid letter.
530
00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:16,441
Forever.
531
00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:18,915
♪ I don't wanna sleep ♪
532
00:19:18,954 --> 00:19:21,437
Yep, sometimes even the
people you're closest to
533
00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:22,890
can be full of surprises.
534
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,892
Welcome to The Chadam Cooking Hour!
535
00:19:24,941 --> 00:19:26,521
I'm master chef Chad Kremp!
536
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,396
And I'm sous-chef Adam!
537
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,383
Before we begin, it's important to
538
00:19:30,384 --> 00:19:32,331
always stick matzoh to your face!
539
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,804
And make sure to butter up your
face so you can glue it right on.
540
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,129
Mmm, yes.
541
00:19:36,169 --> 00:19:39,378
In the end, my mom kept
working on her cookbook,
542
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:42,322
but she realized she didn't have
to be Julia Child to be happy
543
00:19:42,362 --> 00:19:44,923
'cause she already had
the recipe for success,
544
00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:46,337
a loving family.
545
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:47,878
[LAUGHS] Cooking is fun!
546
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:50,223
_
547
00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:54,286
- I love matzoh!
- I love matzoh!
548
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,505
- And I can eat matzoh!
- And I can eat matzoh!
549
00:19:56,544 --> 00:19:58,467
[LAUGHS]
550
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:03,807
[VOCALIZING AS BLENDER]
551
00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:07,781
- I got a knife.
- I got a knife.
552
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:10,000
- Can I do this?
- Can I do this?
553
00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:11,923
- Can I do this?
- Can I do this?
554
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,140
- Can I do this?
- Can I do this?
555
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,242
- Can I do this?
- Can I do this?
556
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,205
- Can I do this?
- Can I do this?
557
00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:19,225
- Now, our next
- Now, our next
558
00:20:19,226 --> 00:20:20,207
- ingredient is Cool Whip.
- ingredient is Cool Whip.
559
00:20:20,256 --> 00:20:21,581
- Make a beard.
- Make a beard.
560
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,930
- Put it on your glasses.
- Put it on your glasses.
561
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,359
Okay, just mailed in my
last recco and application.
562
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,981
Only a few months left,
and I'm outta this dump.
563
00:20:30,455 --> 00:20:31,787
- School sucks.
- I'll cherish you all.
564
00:20:32,329 --> 00:20:33,838
Our lives are finally beginning, JTP.
565
00:20:34,571 --> 00:20:37,511
I can't wait to come back
for our 10-year reunion
566
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:39,741
and show everyone how
awesome we all are.
567
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,633
Oh, we'll show 'em when
I roll up with Erica,
568
00:20:41,956 --> 00:20:43,860
and I'll be like, "'Sup!
This wasn't a fluke."
569
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,890
Well, I'll cruise in on my rocket boots
570
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,808
and my two wives named
Heather... Locklear and Thomas.
571
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,115
Oh, yeah? I'm gonna beam
here from planet Barry,
572
00:20:52,531 --> 00:20:55,776
where I ride space elephants and
rule Rap City with an iron fist.
573
00:20:56,371 --> 00:20:57,735
Wow, I can't wait for this reunion.
574
00:20:58,870 --> 00:20:59,853
Reunions! JTP: Reunions!
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