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Previously on
Hap and Leonard
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Oh oh oh,
you crack smoking mother.
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Went down to Grovetown
the other day.
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I want you to go down there
and bring her home.
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I do this for you,
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you gotta let Leonard
out of jail now.
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Tonight.
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Grovetown don't like black folk.
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Klan's alive and kickin' there.
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Place look like a goddamn
Hallmark card.
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I'm beginning to appreciate
the quaintness of this town.
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God!
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Ho-Ho Mambo
Original air date March, 15th 2018
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Synced and corrected by LittleDuck
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Coulda just said
you didn't want no chicken.
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Whatcha doin' sittin' around in
your drawers with a gun, nohow?
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And, my God, man,
cross your legs or somethin'.
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Nobody wants to see your damn balls.
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That not why
you came out here?
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Why did you come out here?
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Eh, wife caught me
smoking in the garage.
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Figured I'd take a ride,
lay low till she cooled down.
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Yeah.
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Eh, I figured I'd check on you.
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Went by Leonard's place first.
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Them friends of his
said he was sleeping.
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Jesus, Hap.
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You look like the dead ass
of a roadkill possum.
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Was Sneed.
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How's that?
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In Grovetown.
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Sneed was in Grovetown.
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That's really not nice.
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What the hell are you doin' here, Sneed?
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I work here.
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I heard you got fired from LaBorde.
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I resigned.
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What brings you two to Grovetown?
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Aw, got to missin'
your pretty tight ass.
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Thought I'd come by and have me a look.
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But don't worry.
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Wasn't worth the drive.
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Officer Reynolds,
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meet Hap Collins and Leonard Pine.
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Pine's the "Smartest Black Man
in the World."
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I got this, Sneed.
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Yes, ma'am.
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This your car?
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What's left of it.
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Did you know you are illegally parked?
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Uh, uh, no.
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No, I-I didn't.
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I'm gonna have to write you up for that.
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I-Is... Is there anything else
about this car you notice?
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We'll get a tow truck
to move it to a garage.
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Welcome to Grovetown.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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That's Officer Reynolds to you.
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I appreciate it.
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Officer Reynolds.
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Sneed, you can drive these boys
to Rocket's.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Nice little town you found
yourself back there, Sneed.
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Friendly as a rattlesnake.
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I didn't exactly have
the best references.
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Shoulda asked me.
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Look, I made some mistakes
back in LaBorde,
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and I'm sorry for it...
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especially about me and you, Leonard.
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Truth is, after what happened,
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I had a long look in the mirror,
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and I didn't like what I saw.
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I wish I could go back
and change it, but...
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life just moves forward, don't it?
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So let me ask you a question.
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Just who are you?
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And where's that turd stain
that was just driving us?
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Look, I just wanted to say it.
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You believe what you want.
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You never did tell me
what you're here for.
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Looking for Florida Grange.
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Came down here on a business trip.
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Never made it back to LaBorde.
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Now nobody knows where she is.
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That's funny.
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Define "funny."
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I heard she left town.
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From who?
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Chief Cantuck.
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He's the boss man down here.
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Whatcha want ya
for Christmas, huh?
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You want
your little Hula-Hoop?
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All right, look,
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you don't tug on
Santa's whiskers, now.
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Take away Santa's beard,
he ain't nothin' but a man.
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You ever seen a hairless cat?
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Just bald head to tail.
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You babies
remember Aunt Peg? Huh?
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Oh, look at you two,
all growed up!
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You gonna go make some shadow
puppets and, uh...
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That's the sorriest Santa I ever saw.
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He's gonna scare the kids.
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I told him to shower first,
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but he didn't wanna
mess with his hair.
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Officer, you mind
keepin' an eye on these two?
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Of course.
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Not like I'm trying to run
a police station or any...
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- Thank you, Peg.
- What I got?
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Detective Blank.
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My office.
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All right. Come on, now.
Love "Santy's" neck.
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There you go.
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That's a...
Whoa, ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas.
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Glad I kept the receipt.
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Get that suit from Goodwill?
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Mm.
It's only been worn a few times.
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Besides, beats the hell out of
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spendin' the day
with the wife and in-laws.
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You know what she got me
for Christmas?
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- What's that?
- Carton of nicotine gum.
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You heard from Hap Collins?
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No, but I went by Leonard's.
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He's got a couple chuckle-heads
watching the place.
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Seems he took him a little trip
to Grovetown with Hap.
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God damn it, Charlie.
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When were you gonna tell me about that?
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Well, I just found out about it.
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Shit.
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What'd you think was gonna happen,
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them two sewed together at the dicks?
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Hell, I knew they were dumb.
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I didn't think that they were that dumb.
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Never underestimate their dumbness.
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Anyway, you don't need me anymore,
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I got to go out and make merry.
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You know, uh, it ain't my place
to say maybe, but, uh...
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I don't believe I'd sent
Hap Collins down there,
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it was me.
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Shit happens down there.
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Thank you, Charlie.
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Chief Cantuck wants you
to handle this one,
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being how he's your people and all.
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Wants him buried quick.
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What's the hurry?
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He ain't goin' nowhere.
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Just clean him up
and get him in the ground.
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No autopsy?
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No reason for it.
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How long you plannin' on
being here?
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Long as we have to,
not a minute more.
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He means
until we find Florida.
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She was here, somebody'd know it.
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Ain't the kinda place
a black woman on her own
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wouldn't stand out.
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We'll see.
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As soon as your car's fixed,
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you best be on your way, you hear?
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Ain't nobody here.
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I mean, it is Christmas.
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Leonard.
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Yeah?
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Sneed was laughin' at us, wasn't he?
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Aw, no, Hap.
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Probably on his way back to
the orphanage right now
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to go do some volunteer work.
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What you think?
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Think he's still laughin' at us.
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All the way back to town.
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And it's a long way back to town.
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I don't know about you, Hap,
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but I sure am startin'
to like this place.
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Oh, it's like "Mayberry"...
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meets "Deliverance."
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Reminds me of the kind of place that
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bad shit'd happen to black folk
when I was a kid.
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I hate to bust
your liberal bubble, Hap,
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but bad shit's still happenin'
to black people.
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I don't like the idea that
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Florida is down here on her own.
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Don't go underestimatin'
the power of
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a strong, black, educated woman.
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Probably holed up on the
black side of town right now,
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havin' a turkey dinner.
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- You seen the black side of town?
- Hell yeah.
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It's usually near the city dump,
sewage plant,
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nuclear reactor
if they got one.
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Or maybe we passed her
on the way up here
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and she poundin' that puddin'
to old Hanson
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one more time 'fore Christmas.
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Are you pedalin' back there?
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Hell yeah!
Tryin' to make up for yo ass!
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Damn!
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I been thinkin' about what
you said in the car last night.
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You remember?
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You said you met the Devil.
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Look like you lost this one.
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Cheap insulation do it every time.
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Yeah.
Damn shame.
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I found these Elvis cards, though,
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so it's not a total loss.
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Soon as the heat gets off 'em,
I might just keep these.
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Why?
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'Cause Elvis is on 'em.
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You wanna grab that
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ace of Elvis there for me?
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Hey, hey.
Head up here.
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What are you lookin' at?
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That ain't my dick
you're dreamin' on there.
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I've got a twisted nut.
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It's about to blow up
like goddamn Hiroshima.
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I-I'm Hap Collins,
and this is...
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I know who you are.
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Heard someone tinkered
with your automobile.
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They stuck a... um, an American
flag through the windshield.
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Patriotic fervor.
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Runs strong around here.
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There's some strong words
on the car, too.
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I'd have blushed if I could.
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What do you expect?
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You two girls come waltzin' in here,
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holding hands, riding that bike.
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People don't cotton
that kind of shit down here.
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We just lookin' for a friend of
ours, Florida Grange.
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Colored gal.
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That depends on what color you meanin'.
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You go on like that all day,
or you got an "off" button?
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No, he... he... he's just
worried about Florida
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'cause, uh, see, she's...
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uh, she's his sister.
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's my sister,
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- and I'm worried sick about her.
- Mm-hmm.
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Your sister, huh?
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- That's right.
- They both work for me.
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Uh, she came down here to do
some business, and...
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and we ain't heard from her since and...
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And it's Christmas, and it...
it's the only family I got.
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When I was just a little kid,
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I tore the ass out
of a few chickens
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puttin' the old dick to 'em.
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Got so every time my mama found
a dead chicken lyin' around,
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she'd take the belt to me.
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She'd hear a pig squeal at night,
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and she'd come to my room
and whup me.
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A-A-A-And your point is?
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My point is...
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I'd put the old dick to anything
that ain't nailed down,
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and if I'd do a chicken,
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I'd sure as hell do a colored gal.
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And that ol' Florida Grange,
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she's a way lot better-lookin'
than a chicken.
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Must've been hard livin' with a...
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sister lookin' that fine.
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I'll bet you thought about
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puttin' old Moby Dick to her
more than once, huh?
259
00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:31,273
French kiss your mama
with that mouth?
260
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,904
Don't you talk about my mama, boy.
261
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,117
I ain't your boy.
I served my country
262
00:18:35,143 --> 00:18:37,445
so that your little
swollen-nut ass could live free.
263
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:39,882
Then don't you lie to me about
her bein' your sister
264
00:18:39,908 --> 00:18:41,656
and that she works for this
265
00:18:41,682 --> 00:18:43,345
bleedin'-heart mechanic.
266
00:18:44,449 --> 00:18:46,437
I'm the law in this shithole.
267
00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:50,132
And you best remember that, boy.
268
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:57,616
In my office.
269
00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:04,833
Shit.
270
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:07,255
Don't you boys take me for a fool
271
00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:08,726
just 'cause I got a choked nut.
272
00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:11,203
I'm the goddamn Chief of Police,
273
00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:13,611
and that deserves some respect.
274
00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:15,805
Now, I'm gonna tell you this once.
275
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:17,714
That colored lawyer,
she came down here
276
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,046
to do some business
over at the radio station.
277
00:19:20,101 --> 00:19:22,369
She done it.
She's gone.
278
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,338
That's it.
279
00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:27,616
Hear the Klan runnin' really
strong down here in Grovetown.
280
00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:30,226
Yeah, they're an ignorant bunch
of mean bastards,
281
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,646
but I'm meaner.
282
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:35,094
And they know what they can
and cannot do.
283
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,228
So if you're thinkin'
what I think you're thinkin',
284
00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:39,802
you can think again.
285
00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:44,140
That's a lot of thinkin'.
286
00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:52,232
Are you smartin' me, son?
287
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,632
No sir.
288
00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:57,575
I just want to find my friend, go home.
289
00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,882
And I told you she's gone.
290
00:20:00,525 --> 00:20:02,827
Now get your dumb, white ass,
and get your smart friend,
291
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,336
and get out of my vehicle.
292
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,224
I don't wanna ever see you lookin' at
293
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,507
or talkin' about my balls again.
294
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,430
It's a sensitive subject.
295
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:17,578
Just so you know...
296
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:21,170
I never raped a chicken in my life.
297
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:23,755
I just figured that was the sort
of thing you expect me to say
298
00:20:23,781 --> 00:20:26,515
because that's the way
you do-gooders think.
299
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,680
So...
300
00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:32,589
Did you do the pigs?
301
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,726
Get out of my car, swiftie.
302
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,047
- Pull over, pull over.
- Brakes here aren't so good.
303
00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:08,384
- Aw, shit. Wait!
- Damn. God damn it!
304
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,860
Who says there's no room
for the blues on Christmas,
305
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,321
am I right?
306
00:22:12,387 --> 00:22:13,888
Of course I'm right.
307
00:22:13,955 --> 00:22:15,890
That was a blast from the past
308
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:18,494
to jingle your bells
and warm you up fast.
309
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,361
Merry Christmas to one and all.
310
00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:22,331
Here's your main man Sonny Knox
311
00:22:22,357 --> 00:22:25,260
comin' 'atcha all the way
from the North Pole,
312
00:22:25,286 --> 00:22:27,822
home of the one, the only 96.6,
313
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:29,939
your Blues Fix Radio.
314
00:22:30,006 --> 00:22:32,907
We are one week away from
saying goodbye to the '80s,
315
00:22:32,974 --> 00:22:34,909
and as we do every year,
316
00:22:34,935 --> 00:22:36,117
we are going to play
317
00:22:36,143 --> 00:22:38,898
the greatest blues songs of the century.
318
00:22:38,938 --> 00:22:42,575
Tune in bright and early with
me, your host, Sonny Knox.
319
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,144
Sonny Knox.
320
00:22:44,211 --> 00:22:47,604
Here's one that'll really
tangle your tinsel,
321
00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:50,266
comin' 'atcha by Alabama Slim.
322
00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:03,830
My hand to God,
when I took this place over,
323
00:23:03,897 --> 00:23:05,631
it was on its last leg.
324
00:23:05,657 --> 00:23:07,459
Now I'm broadcast in three states
325
00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:09,679
from Bumbleshitsburg Grovetown.
326
00:23:09,811 --> 00:23:12,347
So I'm talkin' to the boys
up in Nashville...
327
00:23:14,207 --> 00:23:16,944
Sonny Knox, got blues in my socks.
328
00:23:17,011 --> 00:23:19,212
Just a reminder...
in the mood for comfort?
329
00:23:19,279 --> 00:23:21,923
Keith's Sofa Barn off Route 59
330
00:23:21,949 --> 00:23:24,116
offers widest selection of recliners
331
00:23:24,142 --> 00:23:25,844
at a price that can't be beat.
332
00:23:25,994 --> 00:23:27,770
- Speaking of beats,
- Were we?
333
00:23:27,796 --> 00:23:30,190
here's a gem from
Porterhouse Clemens.
334
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:33,034
So, anyway, I'm thinkin' of
moving up there.
335
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,455
That's the big time.
336
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,482
Then these Bible-thumpin',
shit-kickin' racist moose dicks
337
00:23:37,508 --> 00:23:38,610
will really miss me.
338
00:23:38,636 --> 00:23:39,803
Sonny, we just need to find out
339
00:23:39,829 --> 00:23:41,932
what you know about Florida Grange.
340
00:23:42,136 --> 00:23:44,504
Oh, she was here,
day before last.
341
00:23:44,530 --> 00:23:47,240
Almost did a deal with her and
her client, Bobby Joe Soothe.
342
00:23:47,872 --> 00:23:49,241
What, Soothe?
343
00:23:49,575 --> 00:23:51,679
- Any relation to L.C.?
- Grandson.
344
00:23:52,111 --> 00:23:54,513
He came in here the other day
lookin' like he took a dump
345
00:23:54,539 --> 00:23:55,874
and found gold in the bowl.
346
00:23:57,435 --> 00:24:00,296
Said he had this long-lost
recording of his granddaddy,
347
00:24:00,322 --> 00:24:02,585
the late, great L.C. Soothe.
348
00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:04,753
Last song he recorded before he died.
349
00:24:04,971 --> 00:24:06,606
Found it in the great aunt's attic.
350
00:24:06,632 --> 00:24:09,085
Some say it's the greatest
blues song ever.
351
00:24:09,111 --> 00:24:11,112
Nobody even knew a recording existed
352
00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:13,108
until Bobby Joe walked in here
the other day
353
00:24:13,134 --> 00:24:14,601
offerin' to sell it.
354
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,438
If it was the real thing,
355
00:24:16,506 --> 00:24:18,208
worth a fortune.
356
00:24:18,454 --> 00:24:19,811
Think it was the real deal?
357
00:24:21,056 --> 00:24:23,671
In my humble but expert opinion,
358
00:24:24,484 --> 00:24:25,593
it was.
359
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:27,724
So what happened?
360
00:24:27,882 --> 00:24:28,952
Nothin'.
361
00:24:28,978 --> 00:24:31,122
Bobby Joe said he'd talk to his lawyer,
362
00:24:31,148 --> 00:24:32,494
this Miss Grange.
363
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,676
We arranged a meeting,
I got the cash ready,
364
00:24:34,757 --> 00:24:36,793
then Bobby Joe dropped off the map.
365
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:39,462
Haven't seen her
since they found the body.
366
00:24:39,856 --> 00:24:41,030
- Body?
- Body?
367
00:24:41,407 --> 00:24:42,699
You guys didn't hear?
368
00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:45,416
They found Bobby Joe
hangin' off the Grovetown bridge
369
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,442
two days ago.
370
00:24:46,597 --> 00:24:48,238
Wait.
He... He... He dead?
371
00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,928
Deader than a dodo bird.
372
00:24:49,998 --> 00:24:52,910
If I didn't know any better,
I'd say that curse was real.
373
00:24:53,069 --> 00:24:54,681
Curse?
What... What curse?
374
00:24:54,818 --> 00:24:57,287
Folks say whoever listens to
that song is cursed.
375
00:24:57,439 --> 00:24:59,174
But I listened to it.
Look at me.
376
00:24:59,242 --> 00:25:01,277
I don't believe in any of that crap.
377
00:25:01,303 --> 00:25:02,804
I believe in three things...
378
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:05,322
music, business,
and the great American dollar.
379
00:25:05,348 --> 00:25:07,266
- It's Sonny here. 96.6.
- Curses? Come on. Bullshit.
380
00:25:07,292 --> 00:25:09,627
Leave a message.
381
00:25:09,653 --> 00:25:12,051
Mr. Knox, this is
the Grovetown Fire Department.
382
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:13,650
Call us as soon as you can.
383
00:25:13,898 --> 00:25:16,630
We regret to inform you
your house just burnt down.
384
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,445
Merry Christmas.
385
00:25:19,145 --> 00:25:20,242
My house is...
386
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,793
My Elvis cards!
387
00:25:21,819 --> 00:25:23,754
My Elvis cards!
388
00:25:26,044 --> 00:25:27,078
Damn.
389
00:25:27,555 --> 00:25:28,858
Somethin' ain't right, Hap.
390
00:25:28,884 --> 00:25:30,481
Nope. It ain't.
391
00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:33,395
Florida came down here
to meet with a client,
392
00:25:33,962 --> 00:25:35,435
and he turns up dead?
393
00:25:35,461 --> 00:25:36,629
And now she's gone?
394
00:25:36,901 --> 00:25:38,202
Why didn't Old Swollen Nuts
395
00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:39,837
tell us that Bobby Joe was dead?
396
00:25:39,904 --> 00:25:42,817
Mm. Playin' them Elvis cards
close to the vest.
397
00:25:43,073 --> 00:25:44,676
Maybe he has somethin'
to do with it...
398
00:25:45,222 --> 00:25:48,222
ring in the new year with
a little cracker-cop pastime.
399
00:25:49,038 --> 00:25:50,647
What I'd like to know is
400
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,318
what's a guy doin' with a
recording worth that much money,
401
00:25:55,405 --> 00:25:57,721
and he ends up swingin' from a bridge?
402
00:25:57,934 --> 00:25:59,660
Maybe he ain't had no choice
in the matter.
403
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,164
Why do I get the feeling that
people are watching us?
404
00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:10,377
That's 'cause they are.
405
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,788
I'm startin' to get that
"Twilight Zone" feeling again.
406
00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:32,952
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna call Hanson.
407
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,359
Play it cool now, buddy...
408
00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:38,274
real cool.
409
00:26:56,398 --> 00:26:58,257
Hi.
How you doin', ma'am?
410
00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:02,905
Uh...
411
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,367
like to order some food.
412
00:27:09,749 --> 00:27:11,749
Two pulled pork sandwiches,
413
00:27:12,223 --> 00:27:13,664
some side of slaw,
414
00:27:14,278 --> 00:27:15,898
two Dr. Peppers.
415
00:27:16,192 --> 00:27:17,643
Two pigs on bread with slaw.
416
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:19,577
Make that to go.
417
00:27:26,392 --> 00:27:28,195
I left a message for Hanson.
418
00:27:28,404 --> 00:27:29,957
He's gonna call us back here.
419
00:27:30,187 --> 00:27:31,488
I hope he's quick.
420
00:27:31,642 --> 00:27:34,264
Mm.
Oh, ma'am, uh...
421
00:27:36,117 --> 00:27:37,710
Lookin' for this lady.
422
00:27:38,487 --> 00:27:39,875
Seen her anywhere?
423
00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:41,890
Don't recall.
424
00:27:42,476 --> 00:27:43,578
Sorry.
425
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,807
Right.
426
00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:55,804
What you doin' with him?
427
00:27:56,496 --> 00:27:58,085
He work for you?
428
00:27:58,669 --> 00:27:59,980
Billy.
429
00:28:00,570 --> 00:28:02,054
They're just getting some food.
430
00:28:02,109 --> 00:28:04,178
I'm just talkin' to 'em, Mama.
431
00:28:05,082 --> 00:28:06,261
So?
432
00:28:08,529 --> 00:28:11,468
Actually, uh, I work for him.
433
00:28:12,343 --> 00:28:13,424
What?
434
00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:15,279
Yeah.
Uh, we're, uh...
435
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,679
We're GE's.
436
00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:19,461
Huh?
437
00:28:19,721 --> 00:28:22,782
It's Government Exterminators.
438
00:28:24,124 --> 00:28:26,492
Yeah, w-we just got in
from LaBorde.
439
00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:30,117
See, uh, LaBorde's been overrun...
440
00:28:33,709 --> 00:28:35,370
...by Christmas ants.
441
00:28:40,643 --> 00:28:42,252
Ain't never heard of no Christmas Ants.
442
00:28:42,278 --> 00:28:44,390
Mm. Neither did
people in LaBorde.
443
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,632
Yeah, you see, uh, these ants,
444
00:28:47,658 --> 00:28:51,406
see, they ain't ordinary ants, no.
445
00:28:51,809 --> 00:28:53,077
Mutations.
446
00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:54,281
Yeah.
447
00:28:54,307 --> 00:28:55,575
They snuck over here
448
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:58,718
on a boatload of mangos from the Congo.
449
00:29:00,663 --> 00:29:02,213
Yeah, that's why had to...
450
00:29:02,399 --> 00:29:04,713
to fly Dr. Bagoomba here
451
00:29:05,437 --> 00:29:06,639
in from Kenya.
452
00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:10,555
He's the world's leading
authority on Christmas Ants.
453
00:29:11,946 --> 00:29:13,339
Dr. Bagoomba?
454
00:29:13,743 --> 00:29:15,311
Why don't you fill these boys in on
455
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,521
some of the horrors
you've seen back home?
456
00:29:24,774 --> 00:29:26,071
Uh...
457
00:29:28,281 --> 00:29:32,070
_
458
00:29:34,352 --> 00:29:35,813
_
459
00:29:37,383 --> 00:29:38,766
_
460
00:29:39,742 --> 00:29:41,479
_
461
00:29:41,505 --> 00:29:42,720
Oh, man.
462
00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:44,749
_
463
00:29:46,156 --> 00:29:49,234
_
464
00:29:49,345 --> 00:29:50,512
_
465
00:29:50,579 --> 00:29:51,647
Horrible.
466
00:29:51,673 --> 00:29:52,718
_
467
00:29:52,744 --> 00:29:53,570
Mm. Bad.
468
00:29:53,596 --> 00:29:54,648
_
469
00:29:55,690 --> 00:29:57,328
Bad.
470
00:29:57,354 --> 00:30:00,223
You, uh... You fellas
got some credentials?
471
00:30:03,293 --> 00:30:04,960
We, uh...
472
00:30:05,028 --> 00:30:06,662
I got a, uh...
473
00:30:06,729 --> 00:30:09,164
We... Aw. Did we... Did we leave
'em in the car?
474
00:30:11,205 --> 00:30:12,939
Excuse me, fellas.
475
00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:14,625
That's the government callin'.
476
00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:22,763
- Hanson?
- Talk to me.
477
00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:25,455
This is one backward place, man.
478
00:30:25,481 --> 00:30:27,549
- What about Florida?
- I have no idea.
479
00:30:27,835 --> 00:30:29,092
You know that guy that...
480
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:31,020
that she was comin' down here to meet?
481
00:30:31,087 --> 00:30:32,690
Yeah, he's dead.
482
00:30:32,912 --> 00:30:35,687
They found him hangin'
from the town bridge.
483
00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:39,228
Hanson?
Hanson!
484
00:30:41,163 --> 00:30:42,665
I heard you.
I'm coming down there.
485
00:30:42,732 --> 00:30:44,299
Where are you and Leonard stayin'?
486
00:30:44,366 --> 00:30:46,135
There's a garage on the way into town.
487
00:30:46,202 --> 00:30:48,270
Th-There's this big-ass rocket
on the roof.
488
00:30:48,337 --> 00:30:49,663
You... You can't miss it, no.
489
00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:52,307
I got to go.
Uh, I'll meet you there.
490
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,945
Hey.
491
00:30:54,011 --> 00:30:56,881
They spotted an army of those
ants 5 miles east of here.
492
00:30:56,907 --> 00:30:58,041
They're marching.
493
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,683
In a column, two by two.
494
00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,317
Come on.
We gotta go.
495
00:31:04,701 --> 00:31:05,942
Enjoy, sirs.
496
00:31:06,679 --> 00:31:08,587
I made it special for you boys.
497
00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:10,453
Oh, and, hey...
498
00:31:11,393 --> 00:31:13,110
may the Force be with you.
499
00:31:13,215 --> 00:31:14,617
Godspeed.
500
00:31:14,947 --> 00:31:16,214
Go.
501
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,568
Ants marchin' in a column two by two?
502
00:31:19,635 --> 00:31:21,740
- What the hell was that?
- Was a military touch.
503
00:31:21,766 --> 00:31:23,235
- I thought you'd appreciate it.
- Pbht!
504
00:31:23,261 --> 00:31:24,943
We had 'em until
you brought up the Pygmies.
505
00:31:24,969 --> 00:31:26,562
Oh, come on. Move.
506
00:31:26,879 --> 00:31:28,781
Son of a bitch!
507
00:31:28,807 --> 00:31:30,575
- Hey!
- Damn it!
508
00:31:30,642 --> 00:31:32,106
Come on!
509
00:31:32,154 --> 00:31:33,195
Hey!
510
00:31:33,669 --> 00:31:35,237
God damn!
511
00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:36,582
Get 'em!
512
00:31:36,649 --> 00:31:38,583
Get 'em!
513
00:31:47,025 --> 00:31:49,561
- Ah, there.
- Yeah.
514
00:31:49,628 --> 00:31:51,196
What's the plan?
515
00:31:51,263 --> 00:31:52,531
I don't know!
I was followin' you!
516
00:31:52,557 --> 00:31:54,692
Hey, you said, "Get in."
517
00:31:54,718 --> 00:31:56,887
I said "Get them," get the truck.
518
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,792
What the hell is wrong wi'chu?
519
00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:00,760
Oh!
Oh, now, that makes more sense.
520
00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,708
So what we gonna do?
521
00:32:02,775 --> 00:32:03,842
I don't know.
It was your idea.
522
00:32:47,753 --> 00:32:49,756
You guys have a nice Christmas now.
523
00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:10,716
Nope.
I ain't seen her.
524
00:33:10,742 --> 00:33:12,555
I'd remember if I did...
good-lookin' woman.
525
00:33:13,002 --> 00:33:15,271
That's a different attitude
from most people around here.
526
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,686
I like women.
527
00:33:16,712 --> 00:33:19,839
Mm, like 'em dark, light, fat,
skinny, short, tall.
528
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:22,267
Dated a midget once...
like legitimate circus fare,
529
00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:25,023
but, uh, didn't last too long.
We didn't see eye to eye.
530
00:33:25,049 --> 00:33:26,282
Everybody always
laughs at that,
531
00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:27,757
but, no, for real,
she's crazy as hell.
532
00:33:27,783 --> 00:33:29,294
I ain't like other people in this town.
533
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,987
Shit, I don't care
if your skin's purple,
534
00:33:31,013 --> 00:33:32,681
you got bones through your nose holes.
535
00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:35,157
You got any idea where
a woman like that might stay,
536
00:33:35,224 --> 00:33:37,404
uh, in a town like this?
537
00:33:37,828 --> 00:33:40,578
Mm... not in town,
that's for sure.
538
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,698
Uh, maybe over on the Southside.
539
00:33:42,724 --> 00:33:44,042
That's the black part of town...
540
00:33:44,068 --> 00:33:46,169
not that I see it that way, but, mm...
541
00:33:46,195 --> 00:33:47,330
I toldja.
542
00:33:47,437 --> 00:33:49,105
Yeah, cross the railroad tracks.
543
00:33:49,173 --> 00:33:51,275
Caught me.
544
00:33:51,341 --> 00:33:53,209
Just doing a little light
readin'... articles.
545
00:33:54,837 --> 00:33:56,071
Sorry I can't help you out
with the lady,
546
00:33:56,097 --> 00:33:57,632
but I tell you what...
547
00:33:57,658 --> 00:33:59,592
why don't we call it a wash
on that bike?
548
00:33:59,618 --> 00:34:02,132
Car's gonna take me
a day or two, though.
549
00:34:02,891 --> 00:34:05,088
Oh, I see you're eyein' them
pickled pigs feet.
550
00:34:05,114 --> 00:34:08,150
I am runnin' a special
on these delicious morsels.
551
00:34:08,555 --> 00:34:11,166
Temptin'.
We got sandwiches, though.
552
00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:15,871
Say a couple of fellas needed
a place to stay the night,
553
00:34:16,132 --> 00:34:18,214
one of 'em happens to not be white...
554
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,715
where might you suggest?
555
00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:24,148
Well, if it's the two gentlemen
standin' in front of me...
556
00:34:25,768 --> 00:34:27,302
...they're in luck.
557
00:34:30,948 --> 00:34:33,861
You might notice a faint smell
when you first get in!
558
00:34:34,318 --> 00:34:36,086
Tenants had a little run-in
with a Chihuahua
559
00:34:36,112 --> 00:34:37,880
and an oven little while back.
560
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:39,675
You get used to it quick!
561
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,819
How 'bout I throw in utilities?
562
00:34:44,894 --> 00:34:46,394
What utilities?
563
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:47,683
That generator's gas.
564
00:34:47,797 --> 00:34:49,171
Don't run itself.
565
00:34:52,169 --> 00:34:55,184
Did I mention I'm the only place
that'll put y'all up?
566
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,490
I'm taking the bed.
567
00:35:03,516 --> 00:35:05,085
My sciatica's starting to act up.
568
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:18,593
Is it too late for me to stay home?
569
00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:21,401
Either way,
it's a home for the holidays.
570
00:35:22,475 --> 00:35:25,039
That boy ain't tellin' us
everything he knows.
571
00:35:25,179 --> 00:35:26,556
Damn grease monkey.
572
00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:29,265
Got oil between his teeth...
all 12 of 'em.
573
00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:31,552
Oh, he seemed nice enough to me.
574
00:35:31,691 --> 00:35:33,158
Least he was tryin'.
575
00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:35,987
Must be nice bein' white
and trustin' people.
576
00:35:37,531 --> 00:35:38,832
You know, man,
577
00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:40,242
sometimes,
578
00:35:40,637 --> 00:35:44,387
you are like a man standin'
in a hole, lookin' down.
579
00:35:44,413 --> 00:35:45,844
All you see is the dark.
580
00:35:45,988 --> 00:35:47,057
Ugh.
581
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,250
What? What's up?
582
00:35:48,358 --> 00:35:50,926
Damn bed smell like eau de toilet.
583
00:35:50,952 --> 00:35:53,620
I'm sleepin' on the couch.
Crabs like dark meat.
584
00:35:54,476 --> 00:35:55,858
Suit yourself.
585
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:09,182
Damn that sumbitch!
586
00:36:13,956 --> 00:36:14,990
Smell this!
587
00:36:16,378 --> 00:36:18,763
I know that smell is her perfume,
588
00:36:18,789 --> 00:36:19,906
you lyin' sack of shit!
589
00:36:19,932 --> 00:36:21,552
I don't know
what you're talkin' about!
590
00:36:21,578 --> 00:36:24,688
Florida Grange!
She was here!
591
00:36:27,544 --> 00:36:28,818
I'm tellin' you, she asked me
592
00:36:28,844 --> 00:36:30,599
not to let anyone know
she was stayin' here.
593
00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:32,175
That... That's why I lied.
594
00:36:32,201 --> 00:36:33,681
Why the hell would she do that?
595
00:36:33,748 --> 00:36:35,484
Said she just went through
a bad breakup,
596
00:36:35,510 --> 00:36:36,910
didn't want her ex to know
where she was.
597
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,027
How long was she here?
598
00:36:38,053 --> 00:36:39,164
Just that one night.
599
00:36:40,788 --> 00:36:42,991
You wouldn't happen to be lyin'
to us again, now, would ya?
600
00:36:43,058 --> 00:36:46,042
- Would ya?
- No, I-I swear on my poor mother's grave.
601
00:36:46,768 --> 00:36:47,895
She left that morning,
602
00:36:47,921 --> 00:36:49,828
and I ain't seen her since, honest.
603
00:36:49,948 --> 00:36:52,820
- She say where she was goin'?
- I dunno.
604
00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:54,497
Did she say where she was going?!
605
00:36:54,523 --> 00:36:56,453
I woke up that morning...
she was gone already.
606
00:36:56,479 --> 00:36:57,827
I was b-bein' straight up
with you fellas.
607
00:36:57,853 --> 00:36:59,398
Aw, come on.
All that talk about
608
00:36:59,424 --> 00:37:01,827
how much you love women
got me to thinkin' about you.
609
00:37:02,008 --> 00:37:03,642
I talk too much, I talk too much.
610
00:37:03,668 --> 00:37:05,162
I always have.
I...
611
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:07,427
It was just talk.
It was just talk.
612
00:37:07,453 --> 00:37:09,202
That's... That's how come
I got no friends.
613
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:11,939
Or maybe I talk too much
because I got no friends.
614
00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:13,132
'Cause I don't know.
615
00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:14,567
Maybe I get on people's nerves.
616
00:37:14,593 --> 00:37:16,168
You get on Florida's nerves?
617
00:37:17,716 --> 00:37:18,871
I ain't gonna lie.
618
00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:20,973
Yeah, I thought about
maybe makin' a play for her.
619
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,007
Woman like that,
what man wouldn't?
620
00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:24,504
But...
621
00:37:26,513 --> 00:37:27,880
sort of puts a damper
622
00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:29,815
on the whole romance side of
things, don't it?
623
00:37:30,938 --> 00:37:33,343
Drop your pants,
woman sees this...
624
00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,162
Sort of thing you got to
come around to slowly,
625
00:37:35,188 --> 00:37:37,491
and she was only staying
the one night so...
626
00:37:37,831 --> 00:37:39,062
Pbht!
627
00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:41,932
You hear her mention a fella
named Bobby Joe Soothe?
628
00:37:43,713 --> 00:37:45,639
Fella that hung himself
from the bridge?
629
00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:47,833
No, she didn't mention him.
630
00:37:48,482 --> 00:37:49,869
Hung himself?
631
00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:51,448
That's what they're sayin'.
632
00:37:52,453 --> 00:37:53,684
Who's sayin'?
633
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,023
The police are.
634
00:37:56,071 --> 00:37:58,404
But they got a funny relationship
635
00:37:58,430 --> 00:37:59,999
with the truth sometimes.
636
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,379
"They are like a breath;
637
00:39:05,446 --> 00:39:07,920
their days are like
a fleeting shadow."
638
00:39:10,596 --> 00:39:11,936
Scripture.
639
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,380
My daddy was a preacher.
640
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:17,228
Was he now?
641
00:39:18,855 --> 00:39:19,937
Funny.
642
00:39:20,739 --> 00:39:21,758
What?
643
00:39:22,392 --> 00:39:23,602
Them folk,
644
00:39:24,154 --> 00:39:26,547
they care for their own,
same as we do ours.
645
00:39:28,168 --> 00:39:29,102
Yeah?
646
00:39:29,168 --> 00:39:30,891
Yeah.
647
00:39:31,004 --> 00:39:32,969
Make 'em almost seem human.
648
00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:34,721
Doesn't it?
649
00:39:38,478 --> 00:39:40,681
They're human enough to mourn, I guess.
650
00:39:41,743 --> 00:39:42,790
Well,
651
00:39:43,774 --> 00:39:45,877
they say elephants mourn.
652
00:39:46,032 --> 00:39:47,667
That don't make them human.
653
00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:53,704
You got this?
654
00:39:54,941 --> 00:39:57,076
Yeah. I got it.
655
00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:58,905
Good.
I got better things to do
656
00:39:58,931 --> 00:40:01,166
than watch that shit
get put in the hole.
657
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:30,984
I mean,
it'd make sense,
658
00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:32,586
her being on the Southside.
659
00:40:32,794 --> 00:40:35,352
Tell you the truth, I'd prefer
her with our own people.
660
00:40:35,510 --> 00:40:38,173
How come nobody has heard from her?
661
00:40:39,192 --> 00:40:42,129
Maybe Hanson ain't as honest
as we'd like him to be.
662
00:40:42,762 --> 00:40:44,832
Maybe Florida's not wantin'
no one to know
663
00:40:44,858 --> 00:40:46,793
where she at 'cause
a good reason.
664
00:40:46,901 --> 00:40:48,835
So you believe Tim's theory?
665
00:40:48,861 --> 00:40:51,227
I mean, Hanson's tough.
666
00:40:51,852 --> 00:40:53,322
But he holdin' on hard.
667
00:40:53,829 --> 00:40:55,408
I mean, just because
he actin' sincere
668
00:40:55,434 --> 00:40:57,357
don't mean he ain't
puttin' pressure on the girl
669
00:40:57,383 --> 00:40:59,320
to come back...
wife or no wife.
670
00:40:59,756 --> 00:41:01,552
Men be like that sometime.
671
00:41:02,798 --> 00:41:04,785
Man, I had no idea
672
00:41:04,811 --> 00:41:06,566
you knew so much about
673
00:41:07,016 --> 00:41:08,988
heterosexual relationships.
674
00:41:09,014 --> 00:41:12,071
Just like the gay ones,
just twisted.
675
00:41:13,726 --> 00:41:14,934
What if...
676
00:41:16,272 --> 00:41:18,922
What if he sent you here
to do his dirty work?
677
00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:21,548
Well, either way,
I'm doin' the dirty work.
678
00:41:22,206 --> 00:41:25,157
And either way,
I want to make sure she's safe.
679
00:41:25,698 --> 00:41:27,967
So tomorrow we go to the Southside.
680
00:41:28,034 --> 00:41:30,076
Oh, correction...
I'ma go to the Southside.
681
00:41:30,102 --> 00:41:31,245
You gonna stay here
and wait for Hanson.
682
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,372
Unh-unh.
No, no, no, no.
683
00:41:32,439 --> 00:41:33,873
We both go to the Southside,
684
00:41:33,899 --> 00:41:35,310
and we...
we leave a note for Hanson.
685
00:41:35,336 --> 00:41:37,017
I am not
takin' your honky ass behind me.
686
00:41:37,043 --> 00:41:38,711
Them folk gonna clam up for sure.
687
00:41:38,737 --> 00:41:40,120
Hey, I took you to the white side.
688
00:41:40,146 --> 00:41:41,747
Well, that's different.
I'm handsome.
689
00:41:41,773 --> 00:41:44,691
Look, look, you get to
go in town and be white,
690
00:41:44,717 --> 00:41:46,753
do white people things...
play golf.
691
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:48,227
Uh, you can get
692
00:41:48,253 --> 00:41:50,368
that Hall & Oates record
you always wanted.
693
00:41:50,756 --> 00:41:52,758
What if I find you
hangin' from a bridge?
694
00:41:52,784 --> 00:41:54,240
Look, just hope I find her
695
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:56,847
and we can put this place
behind us in our rearview.
696
00:41:57,296 --> 00:41:59,245
I don't like splittin' up...
697
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,782
especially in a place like this.
698
00:42:03,251 --> 00:42:04,836
I love you, too, Hap.
699
00:42:05,727 --> 00:42:07,765
But trust me on this.
I'ma be all right.
700
00:42:08,038 --> 00:42:09,371
Fine. Fine.
701
00:42:09,397 --> 00:42:11,065
Just sit down, sit down.
702
00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:14,981
Yeah.
703
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,319
What's that?
704
00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:20,877
What?
I got somethin' in my teeth?
705
00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,266
Well, I'll be damned.
706
00:42:30,932 --> 00:42:33,601
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707
00:42:35,444 --> 00:42:37,867
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