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All right, stop right there. Let's roll that back.
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That one bit.
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I think it's time
to stop monkeying around.
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Kenny's cutting in.
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No, that's all right, Ken.
We're good over here. We're cool.
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- We're good. Sit back down.
- Cutting in.
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Guy, let me take this.
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If there's one thing I know,
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it's monkey business.
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Clarence, can you come in here?
I'd love to show you something.
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Take a break, Alan.
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I just wanna get some fresh eyes on this.
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Clarence, I want you to watch this.
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Tell me what you think.
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Oh, yeah. Is that right?
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Do you have a special
relationship with monkeys, do you?
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Well, you know I got people in Atlanta.
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And they all love Skittles, red...
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- You think that bit's funny?
- Well, the audience seems to like it.
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Yeah. What is it about him that's funny?
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He's one of them stupid
white people that just say anything,
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and they do anything and they just funny.
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How are the grandkids?
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Well, thank you for asking, Mr. Young.
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- They're doing great.
- Good, good.
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- Can you send them a message for me?
- Sure.
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Yeah. Can you tell them that Grandpa
has a terrible sense of humor
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and that he laughs at
the stupidest fucking shit ever?
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And that's why there won't be any gifts
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underneath the Christmas tree
this year from Grandpa.
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I don't understand.
What are you talking about?
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- You don't understand?
- No.
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You're fired! Get the fuck outta here.
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You're crazy.
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Oh! A soccer ball.
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What a nice gift from
Aunt April and Uncle Kenny.
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Feliz cumpleanos, you little motherfucker.
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He really loves this gift, Kenny.
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He's going to enjoy it a lot.
Thank you so much...
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It's cool. It's fine. We get it.
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He likes it. That's great.
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Who wants some more nachos?
Hey, kids. Y'all want some nachos?
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No. I don't think they want any more nachos.
I think they're really tired.
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And I gotta be honest, I got a headache.
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- Oh, a headache, huh?
- Yeah.
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Oh, isn't that convenient?
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I don't really know what you have to be
so unhappy about, April.
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You got beautiful children,
a wealthy husband, loving friends.
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We don't have any friends, you see?
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You've driven everybody away.
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What's Stevie's family, chopped liver?
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They might not be hipsters
like Gene and Dixie,
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but that doesn't make them
less a people, all right?
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- I'm gonna throw you a Hail Mary right now.
- Uh-huh.
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If there's anything that can turn
your mood around, maybe it's this.
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My good friend, blackie, would like
to take you anywhere you wanna go.
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Wash away your worries
and go hang out with blackie.
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Let me tell you something.
I don't give a shit about the money.
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If you do not help with this marriage
and wanna work on it
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and give the best effort possible,
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then we're gonna have to look
at other options.
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Other options?
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- Yeah.
- Hmm. What would those be, maybe divorce?
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- No. That's not what I want.
- Is that what you're talking?
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That seems like what you're hinting at.
So let's walk that one through.
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So we get divorced, I split.
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And then we get another jackoff
to come in here
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and support the whole entire family like I do.
That sounds great.
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How about this roller-skating nerd right here?
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Welcome to Jellybeans. Can I take your trash?
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I think we're good with
all the trash here right now.
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I have a simple question for you though.
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Would you like to marry my wife
and fund her fancy-ass lifestyle?
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We're just having a conversation.
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- You can...
- We're all good.
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- Thank you.
- So we're good?
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We're good then, huh?
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Divorce is for losers, April. We're not losers.
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This is a wonderful day.
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Toby, can I holler at you for a moment?
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Get your opinion on something?
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Yeah.
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I know we both love Mommy.
She's cool, right?
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You notice anything weird about her lately?
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She's kinda acting, like, a little crazy.
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Like, maybe like, mentally ill. I don't know.
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Maybe it's not a chemical thing.
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I hate to say it, but maybe she just sucks.
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I mean, maybe I just married
somebody who sucks.
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Honestly, I'm just getting sick and tired
of all the damn head games, man.
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Just the withholdings of affection.
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Them skin-colored panties she has
with the skid marks with the busting elastic.
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I mean, that's like a middle finger to my libido.
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- You know what libido is?
- No.
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It's like these little beans inside of you
that make you horny.
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These ladies can't push the men around.
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We've gotta be number one
in the house, you understand me?
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Yep.
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Oh, I feel you, Dakota.
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Wild animal stuck in the chains of suburbia.
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Huh. Reminds me of me.
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That's what's so badass about pro wrestling.
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I mean, it's the only sport
where there's no official uniform.
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I mean, you can come in
with jean shorts and be like,
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"That's part of my character."
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I'm sounding the boring alarm.
Guy's tossing it up.
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"Guy's tossing it up," what's that?
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That's something I'm saying now.
It's my new catchphrase.
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Let's move on before
this guy puts us all to sleep.
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We have a very special guest for you today.
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She would never stab me in the back.
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And most of all, she's the funniest chick
I know. Ladies and gentlemen,
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put your hands together for a true wild card,
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tennis great, Candi Cox.
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Candi Cox. There she is.
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Holla!
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- Holla!
- What's up, girl?
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Candi Cox in the hiz-ouse!
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- Twerk it. Twerk it. Twerk it.
- Twerk it. Twerk it.
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That's inappropriate.
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What's up, girl?
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- Good to see you.
- Hey.
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- Queen of the clay, right?
- I'm a huge fan of yours.
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- Thank you.
- We're all big fans of yours.
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You're a beautiful lady
and an even better talent.
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I mean, what an athlete.
Candi, I don't know if you've ever met Kenny.
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- Kenny, Candi.
- Of course. Kenny Powers, right?
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Yeah. You're damn right.
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Yeah, I have a friend in San Francisco,
used to date you.
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That's no big surprise.
I tore through my fair share of ladies
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when I did my time in San Fran.
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Yeah, except it was a dude.
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Oh! Oh!
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He said you was a twink man.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Hey, Kenny. Were you a twink man?
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- What is it, "Twink man"?
- No. No.
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I don't like young
and handsome dudes, all right.
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- You like them a little older?
- No, I don't like any.
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Everyone settle down.
I know what Candi's problem is.
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Candi's on her period.
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I mean, I see all these
house flies buzzing around.
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I'm thinking they can smell those eggs
bleeding out your pussy.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa, man.
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- You need to show respect, man.
- Ovulation is nature's only miracle.
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I can't talk about that?
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Kenny, you don't talk about
a lady's menstrual cycle.
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I don't think it's fair.
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Kenny, knock it off.
You're digging a ditch.
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Not fair.
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I'd like to apologize to everybody out there
in the audience. We'll be right back.
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Okay? We're gonna wash
Kenny's mouth out with soap.
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Not me. Not apologizing.
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No, you're not.
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And when we get back,
we'll continue the show.
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- Very uncool.
- And we're clear.
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What the fuck is this?
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- Oh, man.
- Kenny Powers is going 10-1.
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- Fucking cock gobbler.
- Hey.
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We don't make fun of
homosexuals on this show.
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That's rule one, okay?
Gays are the new blacks. Get with it.
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- When's the next tournament?
- September.
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- September? All right.
- Yeah.
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Come on, you motherfucker.
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Don't be rattled. Man, you got this shit.
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Candi Cox. Of course they're laughing.
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They're just being fucking kind to her ass.
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Coming out here twerking.
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Fucking that broad comedy. Fuck that bitch.
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You got the cock, bro.
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You're the one with the cock.
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Use the fucking cock.
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You fucking go out there.
You be confident, man.
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The audience is loving your fucking vibe, bro.
Just fucking harness that.
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Just fucking radiate coolness.
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Fucking comedy. Sexual energy. Masculinity.
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You are handsome.
You are loved. You are strong.
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What the hell's so funny?
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Candi Cox telling more of her stupid jokes?
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I guess they're just digging
your vibe, you know.
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They're impressed with how
strong and powerful you are.
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Okay,
we're live in five, four, three...
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Hot mic, champ.
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Hot mic.
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Yeah. Look at them titties, girl.
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I love how big they are.
They're like two big potatoes.
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- Two big old potatoes. Perfect.
- Stevie, what the fuck is this shit?
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Oh, yo, dog. Check it.
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I got Maria selling baked potatoes
like nobody's business.
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What did I tell you, man?
I said the only girls who can work here
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gotta be hot chicks, man.
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Yeah, but you didn't specify which hot chicks.
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And I gotta pay for Maria's new boob job...
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Somehow.
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Maria got a boob job, I didn't even notice.
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I don't look at her in a sexual manner. Ever.
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Show him. Show him.
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Make Daddy proud.
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Impressive. Actually, not bad.
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Kinda evens you out a little bit. Hey...
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There's a lot of children
walking around Rack Room Shoes.
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Check it. I got Maria working for us
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with those titties. Pimp style.
This is what pimps do.
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Well, they better work.
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I'm starting to second guess
this whole entire kiosk.
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Yeah. Guy Young has me in his cross hairs.
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Trying to Dontel my ass.
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Kenny, I thought you said you couldn't lose.
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I thought you had this on lockdown.
I need this gig.
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- Ow!
- You don't think I need this?
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I invested $5.7 thousand into this kiosk.
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Fuck, Kenny. I know, I know.
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My mind's everywhere. How can I be a CEO
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when I'm fighting two goddamn
battles on different fronts?
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At home, my marriage is shitting the bed,
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and at work, I'm dealing with a military coup.
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If we don't act fast,
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Guy Young is gonna burn everything
we love to the ground.
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Okay. Okay, okay. This is what we do.
Let me take care of Guy Young.
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And you, you deal with
your fucked up marriage at home.
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I will personally neutralize his ass.
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- Can I trust you with this?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna skin him alive
and make a lamp out of his skin.
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All right, Hannibal Lecter.
Settle down, all right.
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We don't start with that, all right?
That's a last resort.
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At this point, I think we just need
to send him a message.
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Plain and simple.
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Nobody messes with me.
Nobody messes with you.
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And nobody messes with Maria's titties.
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Is she gonna work today or is she gonna
just sit there and eat fucking papas?
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Yeah. No, she's working.
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I'll know better what to do
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Next time I fall
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In love
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The next time I fall
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In love
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Next time I fall...
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Dixie.
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I know it's very odd that
I'd be asking you for advice
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when your life's in fucking utter ruins.
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But you're my last resort.
242
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,322
When's the first time you realized
243
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:45,962
that your marriage was
up shit creek without a paddle?
244
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,208
Well, when you revealed to me
245
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,329
that my husband was unfaithful
and addicted to drugs.
246
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,529
Mmm. Yeah. 'Course.
247
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,683
But before that.
Like, were there any, like, signs or anything?
248
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,690
No. Honestly, there wasn't one.
249
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,683
That was the weirdest part.
250
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Why do you ask?
251
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It's April.
252
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,682
Yep. She's being fucking super crazy.
253
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:15,051
Talking about how she's unhappy
and wanting to seek other options.
254
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,451
Oh, my God.
255
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,888
Settle down.
Don't get all horny over my debacles.
256
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,450
No, I'm not. I'm just...
What on earth happened?
257
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,045
You guys were so good together.
258
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,367
I don't know.
That's what I'm coming to you for.
259
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,329
You're her friend. What's she saying?
260
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,845
You know, is she going through menopause?
261
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,445
She losing her memories?
262
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,727
Did a fucked up evil version
of her from the future come
263
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,926
and fucking try to ruin my shit?
264
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,881
No. Nothing. I mean, everybody thought
that you were gonna dump her.
265
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,089
What the fuck? Who's everyone?
266
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,446
You know, the group.
267
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,205
You were just always gone,
married to your job.
268
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,930
I think everybody just assumed that
269
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,048
you were maybe moving on to a younger girl.
270
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,726
Jesus Christ! I mean, yes,
of course, I could do those things.
271
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,201
But I choose not to.
I'm a good Christian white man.
272
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,682
- Sickening.
- I can't believe she's leaving you.
273
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,285
Hold your roll, she ain't leaving me, all right?
274
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,089
I'm about to nip this shit in the butt.
275
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,248
Kenny Powers is not getting
a fucking divorce.
276
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,800
I just gotta remind April
how dope her fucking life is.
277
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,881
Hmm.
278
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,883
I know we've had our differences in the past,
279
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,406
but I may need your assistance
in the days to come.
280
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,723
- I can't lose my wife.
- Sure. I'll do what I can, Kenny.
281
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,564
No. Okay, yeah.
That's what I'm asking you for.
282
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,291
You know, this is actually nice, us chatting.
283
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,362
It's been hard since Gene's been gone.
284
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,171
You know, for me, it's been a lot of...
285
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,242
Don't run your mouth too much.
It's not attractive.
286
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,651
This is about me right now.
287
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,291
I got big problems going on.
288
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,763
And, Dixie-noodles,
289
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,446
there's one more thing you should know.
290
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,124
Gene never...
291
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,645
He...
292
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,041
He never came inside that woman.
293
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:49,290
After a few pumps, he withdrew his penis
and he started smashing it
294
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,285
between the ring and the lid of the toilet
for penance.
295
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,169
He still loves you.
296
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,890
You should give him a second shot.
297
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,970
Thanks for your help.
298
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:09,128
Just a closer walk with thee
299
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,008
Grant it, Jesus, if you please...
300
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,482
This dude is the answer
to our Guy Young problem.
301
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,801
Look how ginormous he is.
302
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,123
Well, it's no doubt
this gentleman has acromegalia.
303
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,164
I just wonder if he's gonna be
big enough for Guy Young.
304
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,241
Guy Young ain't no scrub.
305
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,890
Well, this guy ain't no scrub.
306
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:34,203
He knows mixed martial arts,
professional wrestling.
307
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,647
Sports. All that stuff.
308
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,361
I am weak, but thou art strong
309
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,886
He does have a beautiful voice.
310
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,564
Jesus, keep me
311
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,529
From all wrong
312
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,007
What we're primarily looking to do here
is send a message, okay?
313
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,445
Don't fuck him up too bad.
314
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,925
Stevie, does he know
what he's supposed to say?
315
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,764
Yeah. Say your line, Joel.
316
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,401
Hello, Guy Young. I am a sports fans...
317
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,882
- That being said...
- That being said,
318
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:07,966
I would appreciate it if you would give
Kenny Powers more screen time.
319
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,929
And...
320
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,401
- Bit opportunities.
- Big opportunities.
321
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,687
"Bit" opportunities. Like comedic bits.
Like little riffs and stuff.
322
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,727
All right.
323
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,404
Practice that a bunch, man.
You gotta have that down.
324
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,925
Because if you don't
fucking deliver the message,
325
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,001
this whole thing's a waste, okay?
326
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,491
- Okay.
- Once you deliver the message,
327
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,608
give it about five seconds. Let it sink in.
328
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,364
And then, dealer's choice.
329
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,966
- Whatever you want, dog.
- When do I get that cash?
330
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,202
You'll get half up front
and half when the deal's done.
331
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,203
- How much did we agree to pay him?
- $20,000.
332
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,805
$20,000?
333
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,086
- You're serious?
- What?
334
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,844
You negotiated fucking $20,000
335
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,570
- for a basic Alabama beatdown?
- You... You said...
336
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,723
No! You're... That's a fucking 1 -8-7 price, man.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
337
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,404
I've never organized a hit before.
338
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,527
- I don't...
- This isn't a fucking hit.
339
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,125
This isn't a fucking hit. Don't say hit.
340
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,247
If you're gonna negotiate like a dipshit,
341
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,481
you're gonna have to pay the price.
342
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,766
Look, I'll pay you 75 bucks
343
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,285
and the difference is
coming out of your per diem.
344
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,169
- Out of my per diem?
- Yep. That's what we're doing.
345
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,884
Oh! Look what the cat dragged in.
346
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,531
It doesn't have to be this way.
347
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,250
Well, this is all your fault, man.
348
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,369
You were hungry
and I took you under my wing.
349
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,284
And then you bit
the underside of my fucking wing.
350
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,761
There's room on the show for both of us.
351
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,410
A natural two-hander.
352
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,165
Two-hander, my dick!
I gave you everything, Kenny.
353
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,129
And then you had to challenge me.
354
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,282
Now you're going down, motherfucker.
355
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,442
Hasn't enough blood already been spilt?
356
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,842
- When does it end?
- It ends Friday.
357
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,048
I'm gonna finish you, once and for all.
358
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,169
You motherfucker.
359
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,322
All right. Let the best man win.
360
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,722
- I'll see you in hell!
- Fuck you!
361
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,162
I went to my chin doctor, and it just...
362
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,766
He gave me these options.
It's such a difficult choice.
363
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,286
The chin is one of the foremost things
you see on a person's face.
364
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,970
Okay. Here's an option.
365
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,610
The John Kerry. What do you think?
366
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,886
- You don't like it.
- No.
367
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,086
No. You don't like it at all.
368
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,486
I saw that by the look on your face.
369
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,324
Now this is the Aaron Eckhart,
370
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,970
but it looks sort of more like a butt chin, huh?
371
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,881
What about this?
372
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,406
- The John Travolta?
- Someone's coming out.
373
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,009
Joel, you are on.
374
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,320
I'm gonna kill him.
375
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,970
Go get him.
376
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,680
No, no, no, no.
I'm not giving out autographs today, man.
377
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,969
Hello, Guy Young. I am the fan of your show.
378
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,523
Being said, give Kenny Powers
all the scream times
379
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,568
- and big opportunities.
- Oh, yeah.
380
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,608
Kenny... What the fuck are you
talking about, man?
381
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,727
What?
382
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,924
Oh! Oh!
383
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,367
Look at me. Look at me!
384
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,330
- Look at me.
- No!
385
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,528
Oh, my God.
386
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,807
He saw me! He saw me!
387
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,445
He's chasing us! He's chasing us!
388
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,361
Woo, woo.
389
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,446
- Here she comes.
- Kenny?
390
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,682
Three, two, one...
391
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,127
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
392
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,849
Look at her. She's like,
"What the fuck is this?"
393
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,809
No, but really, what the fuck is this?
394
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,367
This, sweetheart, is a celebration
395
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,602
to remind you how awesome your life is
396
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,523
and how cool everything
is between you and I.
397
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,284
- You invited all these people?
- Yeah.
398
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,567
These are all your friends from the past,
some from the future.
399
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,244
They're new friends that you'll meet tonight.
400
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,403
Yeah. I put out a Facebook invite e-chat thing.
401
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,767
There's that person.
There's them. I forgot their names.
402
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,365
Oh, and look who else is here.
403
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,920
- Jamie. Even though he moved to Orlando...
- Oh, Jamie.
404
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,764
...I chartered a private jet so he could be here.
405
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,650
He said not to say nothing, so sorry.
406
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,290
- It's all right.
- Thanks for keeping the secret, James.
407
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,970
I appreciate it.
408
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,008
Hey. There's one more little surprise.
409
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,607
Look who's back on the scene, Mean Gene.
410
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,286
The old spaghetti night crew,
reunited once again.
411
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,283
Trying to rebuild their foundation of marriage.
412
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,442
Marriage is an important thing,
413
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,284
- to work on, to keep at.
- Right.
414
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,771
You never quit a marriage.
415
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,291
Why is there a priest here?
416
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,886
Because after we have
the April-flavored cherry cheesecake,
417
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,964
you and I, we're renewing our vows, everyone.
418
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,041
- Aww,
- That's right. Yep.
419
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,327
In front of all these people.
420
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,845
- It's gonna be the shit.
- Kenny...
421
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,651
This is... This is too much right now.
422
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,290
This is great. Just enjoy yourself.
423
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,044
You hear that?
424
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,963
Sounds like another
mystery guest has arrived.
425
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,168
Let me go get that. Have fun. Enjoy yourself.
426
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,730
Everybody, celebrate April.
427
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,962
April's party.
428
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,201
What the fuck are you doing here?
429
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,800
Mission fail, dude. Okay, we gotta bow down.
430
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,486
- There is no winning this one.
- What are you talking about?
431
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,210
I'm talking about Joel. He blew it.
432
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,611
We gave him too much dialogue.
433
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,160
Okay. Guy Young beat the shit out of him.
434
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,765
You do realize the fucking
taping is tomorrow?
435
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,444
I know. I'm so sorry, Kenny.
436
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,170
I am so sorry. What should we do?
437
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,129
What do you mean?
There's nothing we can do.
438
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,850
Guy's gonna castrate me
on the show tomorrow.
439
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,161
All because of you.
440
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,844
Is there a big party going on in here?
441
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,649
Yes. I'm trying to save my marriage.
442
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,888
- Why wasn't I invited?
- Because, Stevie,
443
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,086
you failed me.
444
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,561
But that just happened right now...
445
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,845
Everyone? Everyone.
446
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,365
Can I get your attention, please?
447
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,726
Everyone, attentions, please. Thank you.
448
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,928
Viv, shut up. Okay? Shut up.
449
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,685
Uh, I just wanna thank you all once again
for coming out
450
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,525
to this special night to celebrate my wife,
451
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,967
April Powers.
452
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,884
And right now, I want to do something
that's a little out of character for me.
453
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,361
Come on, baby doll.
Come up here and let's sing a duet together.
454
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,044
I don't wanna sing.
455
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,887
Well, I've had the time of my fucking life
456
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,564
You recognize this song, sweetheart?
457
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,529
- I don't wanna sing.
- Come on, sweetheart. This is your part.
458
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,521
I know what you're doing. It's so sweet.
459
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,728
- I don't really wanna sing.
- Nope. Your part's almost up.
460
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,724
I don't wanna sing.
I don't... I don't want any of this.
461
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,928
Kenny, it feels like she doesn't want to sing.
462
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,048
- So maybe we'll move on.
- Okay, Dixie.
463
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,764
Wonderful to have your opinion in this thing.
464
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,490
But she was talking to me
and so I heard what she said.
465
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,925
Okay. You know what? Fine.
This is April's party.
466
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,930
Fuck it. She doesn't want to
fucking sing. Karaoke's done.
467
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,769
There we are. No more karaoke, everybody!
468
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,684
- I never asked for this party.
- Well, April, I'm trying to make things better.
469
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,250
Kenny. That's enough, Kenny.
470
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,924
Motherfucker, you wanna say something?
Motherfucker.
471
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,570
You remember what this does right here?
472
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,005
Get that outta my face.
473
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,241
- Hey!
- Hey!
474
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,609
Hey, that is enough.
Leave him alone. You're acting crazy.
475
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,808
Oh, I'm acting crazy?
Let's clear the air, shall we?
476
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,531
Can we clear the air for a moment?
Guess what, Dixie?
477
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,170
Gene never cheated on you. I lied about that
478
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,971
because I didn't want April
to know I was doing cocaine.
479
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,725
- True story.
- That's true. Thank you.
480
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,848
I told you, I never slept with anybody.
481
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,285
And then we got fucking Tel over here.
482
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,567
Goddamn Indian dude pretending to be white.
483
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,007
How much goddamn chicken
tikka masala do you eat?
484
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,009
None. You're a disgrace, Tel.
485
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,201
- That's enough.
- No, no. I'm not done, April.
486
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,441
- That's enough.
- I'm not done.
487
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,045
Because now I wanna turn
the spotlight on you.
488
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:17,249
What can I do to make you happy now?
Let's try and see.
489
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,210
I can't invite your friends
to a fucking party 'cause that's not enough.
490
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,601
I can't sing a fucking song with you
'cause that's not enough.
491
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,842
I can't buy fucking luxuries and fancy cars
492
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,526
and expensive fur coats
and fine jewelry and chinas!
493
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,687
That's not enough either!
494
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,842
None of it's fucking enough!
495
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,604
What do you want, huh?
496
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,047
You want me to quit my fucking job?
497
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,724
Go back to being your little bitch boy?
498
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,643
Well, it's not happening!
499
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,007
If anyone wants to take my television job,
500
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,368
they'll have to do it
over my dead fucking body!
501
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,201
I think you need to leave.
502
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,444
- No. I'm the one who...
- No! You need to get out.
503
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,170
Get out.
504
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,163
Let's maybe we could
just take it down a notch.
505
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,402
- No, I need... I need you to go.
- There's people here from out of town.
506
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,323
Maybe everyone's saying
some stuff they don't really mean.
507
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,402
No! I'm done.
508
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,366
You don't mean this, April...
509
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,408
I want you to get out!
510
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,847
- Get the fuck out!
- God damn, woman.
511
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,126
Throwing fucking mustard at me.
512
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,047
No! I can fucking break shit, too!
513
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,004
I'm done.
514
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,764
- Fine. You want me out of here?
- Yeah.
515
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,002
Okay, I'm out. Party's over.
516
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,368
I guess I'll have to find somebody new
to fall in love with who will appreciate these.
517
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,329
- Want some fucking rubies?
- Get the fuck out.
518
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,765
Some fucking emeralds?
519
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,929
Move. Get the fuck out of the way.
520
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,362
Worst goddamn "Fix my marriage party" ever.
521
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,602
Damn it!
522
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,730
Goodbye, friend.
523
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,531
I'll talk to Kenny.
It's not gonna be a problem.
524
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,523
There he is.
525
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,203
All right.
I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it.
526
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,805
I got it. I got it, I got it.
527
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,761
Oh, KP, I think I ran into
one of your fans yesterday.
528
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,365
Or my foot met his face. Wha!
529
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,725
Look, man. I just wanna apologize.
530
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,327
I know we're trapped in
the midst of this epic rivalry and...
531
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,008
I wanna extend my hand
in an offering of peace.
532
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,928
My family life is crumbling.
533
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,402
My marriage is almost over. My...
April kicked me out of the house last night.
534
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,688
I just don't think I have
any more fight left in me.
535
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,808
You win, Guy.
536
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,242
Please, just tell the network to let me stay.
537
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,163
We can do things how they were before.
538
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,004
You'll be in charge. I'll know my place.
539
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,324
And it can just be like how it was before.
540
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,845
I just can't lose this job, Guy.
541
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,207
This is all I have. I'm hurting, man.
542
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,282
I'm just trying to level with you as a friend.
543
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,160
Well...
544
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,681
KP, I'm not your friend.
545
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,048
I never was, okay? You're a fucking loser.
546
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,844
Okay? And you're not fit
to be out on that stage.
547
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,402
You should be out there with the normies.
548
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,641
With the plebeians. You know?
549
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:27,601
With the fucking redneck idiots
and the fucking stupid jiggaboos clapping
550
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,966
'cause they see bright lights.
551
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,045
They want greatness, but they can't achieve it
so they love watching it.
552
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,009
That's who I am. Okay?
553
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,961
I can shit in my hand and say,
"Hey, taste my shit, asshole."
554
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,409
Those fucking morons
will eat that shit gladly.
555
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,967
Chew it right up. Remember this moment.
556
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,324
Because I win.
557
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,483
I fucking win. And, Kenny...
558
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,246
You're fucking out. You're out.
559
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,130
You're fired. And good luck to you.
560
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,324
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Guy Young in the house.
561
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,402
- How's everybody doing tonight?
- Fuck you, Guy!
562
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,445
You're an asshole, Guy Young.
563
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,171
Oh, shit.
564
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,481
Hot mic, champ.
565
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,690
I'll be your jiggaboo.
566
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,761
Fuck you!
567
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,205
Man, that's bullshit.
568
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,962
I win.
569
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,521
Are you guys serious?
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