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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,117 --> 00:00:02,982 David! Alexis! 2 00:00:03,007 --> 00:00:04,851 Time to leave for breakfast. 3 00:00:05,345 --> 00:00:07,689 Honestly David, why are you not ready? 4 00:00:07,723 --> 00:00:09,291 I'm not going. 5 00:00:09,325 --> 00:00:10,859 How is it that a moth can find its way 6 00:00:10,893 --> 00:00:12,928 into a triple locked titanium suitcase?! 7 00:00:12,962 --> 00:00:14,763 The perils of owning cashmere. 8 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:17,232 Alexis! Please, dear! 9 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,500 Alexis hasn't been here for a week and a half. 10 00:00:18,534 --> 00:00:19,901 She's at Mutt's. 11 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,670 Well, that's simply not true. 12 00:00:21,704 --> 00:00:23,705 I had breakfast with her just yesterday. 13 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:25,406 That was me! 14 00:00:25,994 --> 00:00:29,192 We had a lengthy conversation about hosiery and menopause. 15 00:00:29,217 --> 00:00:30,784 Again, that was me. 16 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:37,210 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 17 00:00:39,889 --> 00:00:42,557 Hello? Anyone here? 18 00:00:42,992 --> 00:00:44,526 Oh, hey. 19 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,129 Could I get you to take a quick look at my muffler? 20 00:00:47,163 --> 00:00:49,414 Oh, I'm - I'm sorry, I don't work here. 21 00:00:49,648 --> 00:00:51,967 Oh, that's... 'cause you're behind the desk, 22 00:00:52,001 --> 00:00:53,568 and everything. 23 00:00:53,603 --> 00:00:55,537 Oh yeah, no, I mean I "work" here, 24 00:00:55,571 --> 00:00:59,187 but I don't actually work "here... " in the garage. 25 00:01:00,054 --> 00:01:03,084 I mean, I am working, here in the garage, 26 00:01:03,109 --> 00:01:05,617 but I don't work for the garage. I'm... 27 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,268 So you don't know anything about mufflers? 28 00:01:09,293 --> 00:01:11,361 'cause I think it's just a loose connection on the bottom. 29 00:01:11,386 --> 00:01:13,598 Yeah, Bob will be back in a minute, 30 00:01:13,623 --> 00:01:15,390 and I think that's your best bet, 31 00:01:15,424 --> 00:01:17,828 Just you know, 'cause he comes and goes, and... 32 00:01:20,257 --> 00:01:24,561 Okay, well, maybe I'll just... go to another garage. 33 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:28,421 Yeah, yeah. Well, sorry, I uh, couldn't help. 34 00:01:35,454 --> 00:01:38,189 Hey Johnny, I just went out and got me a muffin. 35 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:40,845 Bob, a customer was just in here, 36 00:01:40,870 --> 00:01:43,601 and he was saying he had a problem with a muffler. 37 00:01:43,626 --> 00:01:46,027 Oh yeah? What uh, what'd it end up being? 38 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:48,578 Well, I don't know, I didn't go out and look! 39 00:01:48,652 --> 00:01:50,920 - Oh? - I'm not a mechanic! 40 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:53,334 Well, I don't expect you to know everything, 41 00:01:53,359 --> 00:01:54,927 but you know, if a client of yours came in here, 42 00:01:54,952 --> 00:01:56,753 I'd certainly talk to them. 43 00:01:56,968 --> 00:01:59,734 Well, I hope you wouldn't. 44 00:01:59,769 --> 00:02:00,735 Well, not that I have to worry, 45 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:03,281 I know you're a little low on clients. 46 00:02:03,407 --> 00:02:07,185 That's because I'm building a business, Bob. 47 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,211 And right now I'm in strategy mode, 48 00:02:09,245 --> 00:02:10,946 looking for opportunities, 49 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:13,949 and eventually I will implement a plan. 50 00:02:13,983 --> 00:02:15,218 Well, if you feel like uh, 51 00:02:15,243 --> 00:02:18,234 you might like to implement a muffler, be my guest. 52 00:02:18,259 --> 00:02:21,461 Because I can't afford to lose any customers right now, Johnny, 53 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:25,109 Especially ah, when I'm giving away free office space. 54 00:02:37,273 --> 00:02:38,539 Question. 55 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:42,019 The cedar planks out behind the motel, 56 00:02:42,044 --> 00:02:43,411 are they being used for something, 57 00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:45,125 or are they up for grabs? 58 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:46,818 How do you know it's cedar? 59 00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:49,317 Um, I bought a cologne once, in Japan, 60 00:02:49,352 --> 00:02:50,585 that's supposed to smell like the aftermath 61 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,593 of a car crashing into a cedar tree. 62 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:54,553 Why would anyone wanna smell like that? 63 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,424 - Hmm? - You know what? 64 00:02:56,459 --> 00:02:59,361 Never mind, the cedar is yours. 65 00:02:59,395 --> 00:03:00,362 Thank you so much. 66 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:02,546 Um, If I may, 67 00:03:02,817 --> 00:03:06,486 what are you planning on doing with a pile of wood? 68 00:03:06,857 --> 00:03:08,958 Oh. Um... 69 00:03:08,983 --> 00:03:11,218 A family of moths seem to have mistaken 70 00:03:11,243 --> 00:03:12,544 my cashmere sweaters for an Atlantic City 71 00:03:12,569 --> 00:03:14,570 all-you-can-eat buffet. 72 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,195 And I plan on putting a stop to that. 73 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:19,203 So I'm building a cedar chest for my knits. 74 00:03:19,845 --> 00:03:22,251 You're planning on building a cedar chest? 75 00:03:22,276 --> 00:03:24,210 That's correct. 76 00:03:24,253 --> 00:03:25,406 You are. 77 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:28,890 - You're gonna build it? - It's a box! 78 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:31,031 So you're just nailing some planks of wood together. 79 00:03:31,056 --> 00:03:32,968 Anyway, if you've seen the state of my sweaters, 80 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:35,661 you'd know that I have very little choice in the matter. 81 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,399 - So thank you. - Okay well, don't let me 82 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,031 stand in the way of your handiwork! 83 00:03:39,056 --> 00:03:41,636 - Mhmm. - May the force be with you. 84 00:03:41,671 --> 00:03:43,538 Thank you so much. 85 00:03:43,572 --> 00:03:45,340 Thank you, genuinely. 86 00:03:45,374 --> 00:03:47,375 Honestly, you're so great. 87 00:03:53,849 --> 00:03:57,052 Oh, Twyla... 88 00:03:59,622 --> 00:04:01,312 Twyla! 89 00:04:02,358 --> 00:04:03,757 Twyla! 90 00:04:04,762 --> 00:04:06,229 Uh, be right there, Mrs. Rose. 91 00:04:06,254 --> 00:04:08,139 - Hi, Moira! - Hello, everyone. 92 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,937 Hey. 93 00:04:09,962 --> 00:04:11,515 - I'll see you guys later. - Yeah, see you at two. 94 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:12,507 Yeah. 95 00:04:13,813 --> 00:04:15,725 Sorry about that, I wasn’t sure whether you were waiting 96 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,975 for your family, or a friend... 97 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,068 No, just an intimate breakfast, nothing special, 98 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,895 no big "ladies' bruncheon" for me. 99 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,351 Ladies' bruncheon? 100 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,585 Well, whatever that was. A gathering of the girls, I... 101 00:04:27,645 --> 00:04:30,047 - Oh, you mean the Jazzagals. - I do? 102 00:04:30,072 --> 00:04:32,006 Yeah, the Jazzagals is our singing group. 103 00:04:32,031 --> 00:04:34,565 A singing group? What fun. 104 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:36,607 Yeah, Jocelyn started it a few years ago, 105 00:04:36,632 --> 00:04:38,235 and it's been great. 106 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,921 We even went to New York once. 107 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,531 Oh, a trip to the big city. How grand! 108 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,150 Let me guess, a bucket of shrimp in Times Square, 109 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:47,576 followed by a "Lion King" matinee! 110 00:04:47,601 --> 00:04:50,570 No, actually, we performed in Central Park. 111 00:04:50,929 --> 00:04:52,593 C-Central Park? Really? 112 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:55,812 Yeah! For the "Little Towns, Big Voices" Festival. 113 00:04:56,835 --> 00:04:59,470 You do realize I am a professional vocalist. 114 00:04:59,849 --> 00:05:00,820 Oh, really? 115 00:05:00,913 --> 00:05:02,847 I thought you were in like, a soap opera. 116 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:05,328 Oh, I didn't know you were a fan, thank you! 117 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:07,812 My roots are in the theater. 118 00:05:07,837 --> 00:05:10,639 Especially musicals. Anything "Andy" Webber! 119 00:05:10,664 --> 00:05:12,976 Wow! So did you record an album? 120 00:05:13,001 --> 00:05:16,070 Oh, yes, you'll find me on ensemble tracks 121 00:05:16,095 --> 00:05:20,164 seven, nine, and thirteen of the original cast recording of Starlight... 122 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,429 "Starlight Express." 123 00:05:22,804 --> 00:05:25,085 Well, then you should definitely talk to Jocelyn! 124 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:27,078 She would love to have you in the group. 125 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:30,105 Or perhaps Jocelyn should speak to me. 126 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:32,484 Yeah. Menu? 127 00:05:32,686 --> 00:05:35,625 Yes please, I'm still not quite off book. 128 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:41,414 Aaah! 129 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:43,882 Uh huh? 130 00:05:44,807 --> 00:05:46,937 Uh, hey, I just came by for Alexis, 131 00:05:46,985 --> 00:05:48,882 she wanted me to grab some uh... 132 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:50,773 - Cute looks for... - Cute looks for the barn? 133 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:52,765 - Yeah. - Yeah, in the closet. 134 00:05:53,702 --> 00:05:55,170 Everything okay? 135 00:05:55,204 --> 00:05:56,796 Yeah, I'm just um... 136 00:05:56,822 --> 00:05:59,140 I'm just doing some measurements, I'm measuring something, so. 137 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:00,687 - Why don't you use a measuring tape? 138 00:06:00,869 --> 00:06:02,585 - Ah, because we don't have one. 139 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:04,773 - Did you ask Stevie if maybe the motel has one? 140 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,725 - Um... yeah, I haven't got... 141 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:09,578 I hadn't thought of... I didn't think of that. 142 00:06:10,031 --> 00:06:12,767 - So what are you measuring, exactly? - Um... 143 00:06:13,097 --> 00:06:14,631 It's a really tragic story, 144 00:06:14,656 --> 00:06:17,203 involving some damaged luxury cashmere. 145 00:06:17,228 --> 00:06:21,757 And so I am building a cedar chest for my sweaters. 146 00:06:21,954 --> 00:06:26,046 So I'm just measuring how big to make the chest. 147 00:06:26,071 --> 00:06:27,371 - Well, I've built a chest before. - Yeah? 148 00:06:27,396 --> 00:06:29,363 And I have some time, um... 149 00:06:29,812 --> 00:06:31,242 Do you want some help? 150 00:06:32,661 --> 00:06:34,195 You know what? That could be good. 151 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,820 Well, how far along are you? 152 00:06:35,845 --> 00:06:38,359 Um, I'm this far. 153 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:49,407 I can't come in, But I do have some good news. 154 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,220 That's great. 155 00:06:53,008 --> 00:06:53,938 What's your news? 156 00:06:53,963 --> 00:06:56,798 Well, a little bird chirped in my ear 157 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:58,149 about your singing group. 158 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:00,305 Oh, you mean the Jazzagals. 159 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,965 Yes, at first I wondered aloud 160 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,392 why would a competitive vocal group 161 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:08,152 not reach out to a trained chanteuse? 162 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,811 Oh, we're just a group of gals. 163 00:07:09,836 --> 00:07:11,962 Exactly, that's the answer. 164 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,801 Small minds don't reach for the stars. 165 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:17,682 No more! Not on my watch. 166 00:07:17,707 --> 00:07:20,126 Jocelyn, I am here! 167 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:23,361 You wanna audition for the Jazzagals? 168 00:07:24,059 --> 00:07:26,555 Au-Audition! 169 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,248 Uh, though I'm sure you mean no offense, 170 00:07:29,425 --> 00:07:31,326 in the actual world of entertainment, 171 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,634 I'm what's known as, "offer only." 172 00:07:35,342 --> 00:07:37,510 Moira, I know you're a great singer, 173 00:07:37,772 --> 00:07:39,321 everybody has to audition, 174 00:07:39,346 --> 00:07:41,580 and I can't have you not audition, 175 00:07:41,605 --> 00:07:43,071 it would open up a whole can of worms, 176 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:46,055 I mean, even Gwen had to audition, 177 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,816 and she was in a regional production of "Annie." 178 00:07:50,026 --> 00:07:51,384 Who hasn't been? 179 00:07:52,962 --> 00:07:55,464 Listen, we would love to have you, 180 00:07:55,771 --> 00:07:57,165 you think about it. 181 00:07:59,242 --> 00:08:00,475 Okay... 182 00:08:09,217 --> 00:08:12,188 Bob? You've got a customer! 183 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,703 Bob! 184 00:08:23,626 --> 00:08:28,087 Yeah, the owner's just stepped out, uh, but, 185 00:08:29,196 --> 00:08:31,459 maybe... I can help you? 186 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:40,001 Hey. 187 00:08:40,026 --> 00:08:43,259 Has Paul Bunion finished his box? 188 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:44,727 Who? 189 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:50,632 I'm going to need some things for the chest. 190 00:08:50,657 --> 00:08:52,595 Like the number for a carpenter? 191 00:08:53,235 --> 00:08:55,159 Like, a work bench, a miter saw, 192 00:08:55,184 --> 00:08:56,837 two bar clamps, and some dowels. 193 00:08:56,984 --> 00:09:01,053 Okay... do you know how to use a miter saw? 194 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:03,411 Um, no. Mutt is out back, 195 00:09:03,436 --> 00:09:06,360 and he's asked me to get these things for him. 196 00:09:06,942 --> 00:09:10,735 Um, we're building the chest together. So... 197 00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:16,612 Wow, this whole thing just got a lot weirder. 198 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:20,906 There's a tool shed out back, the other side of the motel. 199 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:24,720 - Okay. - Will you be requiring a tool box? 200 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,407 Maybe? 201 00:09:27,439 --> 00:09:30,977 Um, let's go with yes, just to be safe. 202 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:33,137 Will you be needing your basic toolbox, 203 00:09:33,162 --> 00:09:36,313 or your "cedar chest" tool box? 204 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:39,696 Obviously the cedar chest tool box! 205 00:09:39,721 --> 00:09:42,069 Oh, that's in the shed. 206 00:09:42,097 --> 00:09:44,110 It's a big wooden box, 207 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:47,227 with the words, "tools to make a cedar chest" 208 00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:49,734 carved into the side of it, so it's really clear... 209 00:09:49,759 --> 00:09:51,704 Okay, I'm assuming you're kidding. 210 00:09:51,976 --> 00:09:53,134 Um... 211 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:55,325 But in the off chance that you're not, 212 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:58,454 where in the shed would I find that box? 213 00:10:00,045 --> 00:10:01,266 You're kidding. 214 00:10:07,595 --> 00:10:10,329 ♪ 215 00:10:10,337 --> 00:10:13,973 ♪ And she did what she had to do ♪ 216 00:10:14,008 --> 00:10:16,276 ♪ She called every angel 217 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,677 ♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪ 218 00:10:17,711 --> 00:10:20,980 ♪ To rearrange the stars 219 00:10:21,015 --> 00:10:24,851 ♪ So that each and every woman ♪ 220 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,353 ♪ Could find the perfect guy 221 00:10:27,388 --> 00:10:29,255 ♪ Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga 222 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:31,424 ♪ Oh, it's raining men! Yes! 223 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,760 Bravo! Bravo! 224 00:10:33,794 --> 00:10:36,296 - Moira! - Hello, you. 225 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:37,797 - Hi! - Sorry for interrupting. 226 00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:39,532 I just-I just thought I'd stop by, 227 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:40,967 I was in the neighbourhood. 228 00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:42,168 Maybe I should showcase my talents, 229 00:10:42,203 --> 00:10:44,070 I thought, for the group. 230 00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:46,227 Oh, that's great. 231 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:47,832 Great, you can call it an audition if you must, 232 00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:50,765 or an impromptu performance, 233 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:53,095 or perhaps "An Evening with... " 234 00:10:53,781 --> 00:10:55,381 That all sounds amazing. 235 00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:58,418 We're just finishing up a rehearsal, 236 00:10:58,452 --> 00:11:01,020 we just have to work out a couple of rough spots in Lena's solo, 237 00:11:01,055 --> 00:11:03,360 and then you can have the floor. 238 00:11:03,385 --> 00:11:05,234 I'll wait, far be it for me to get in the way 239 00:11:05,259 --> 00:11:08,220 of you making any necessary improvements. 240 00:11:09,396 --> 00:11:12,131 Okay, so we're almost there, 241 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,366 let's just work out some of those little rough spots. 242 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,368 - Okay? - Okay. 243 00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:17,270 So let's take it from... 244 00:11:17,304 --> 00:11:18,338 "For tonight, for the first time." 245 00:11:18,372 --> 00:11:19,706 Okay. Okay, okay. 246 00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:27,262 ♪ 'Cause tonight for the first time ♪ 247 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:31,851 ♪ Just about half past ten 248 00:11:31,886 --> 00:11:35,349 ♪ For the first time... 249 00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:39,708 Hey, Johnny. Keepin' busy, or uh... hardly workin'? 250 00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:42,068 Well, first of all Bob, that's not the expression. 251 00:11:42,697 --> 00:11:44,831 Um, take a seat. 252 00:11:48,693 --> 00:11:51,591 If I may, an observation? 253 00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:55,919 To run a business, you have to be here 254 00:11:56,161 --> 00:11:57,458 to run the business. 255 00:11:57,635 --> 00:12:01,404 You have to be here to deal with your clients. 256 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:04,521 That's what I've been doing all afternoon. 257 00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:06,613 You got some clients, that's great news! 258 00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:11,700 No, I was dealing with your customers! 259 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:13,326 Well, thank you, Johnny, 260 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,695 That's a refreshing change of attitude. 261 00:12:15,729 --> 00:12:17,271 Bob, you're never here! 262 00:12:17,831 --> 00:12:19,599 And while you were gone, 263 00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:22,333 I helped a customer fill his tire with air, 264 00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:25,761 I helped an elderly woman add oil to her car, 265 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:29,322 and I sold the '93 Buick for $350 dollars. 266 00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:31,911 You've got to be here to run your business! 267 00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:34,213 Whoa, you have been busy! 268 00:12:34,856 --> 00:12:36,122 Listen, uh... 269 00:12:36,147 --> 00:12:39,716 tell me just a little more about selling that Buick. 270 00:12:42,089 --> 00:12:44,029 Well, it's a funny story. 271 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,749 This guy came in supposedly for directions. 272 00:12:46,774 --> 00:12:48,904 Okay, but anyone with a background in sales 273 00:12:48,929 --> 00:12:50,730 could see how he was eyeballing that Buick. 274 00:12:50,764 --> 00:12:52,565 So I slow play it. 275 00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:54,786 I pretend I don't notice. 276 00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:58,072 And then he sort of mentions the Buick. 277 00:12:58,097 --> 00:13:01,099 So I hem and haw, textbook stuff, I tell him, you know, 278 00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:03,592 oh, there's a lot of interest in that particular vehicle. 279 00:13:03,856 --> 00:13:06,185 You know, I'm playing the guy like a bow fiddle. 280 00:13:06,726 --> 00:13:08,994 Then he finally admits this is the kind of car 281 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:10,826 that he's been looking for. 282 00:13:10,851 --> 00:13:12,819 Oh, really? Says I. 283 00:13:12,853 --> 00:13:14,528 That's when I go in for the kill. 284 00:13:15,115 --> 00:13:20,053 Long story short, he forks over $350 dollars cash. 285 00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:21,988 And you're welcome. 286 00:13:22,614 --> 00:13:25,631 Certain instincts you just don't lose. 287 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,091 It's like riding a bike. 288 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,497 Well, funny you should use that expression. 289 00:13:30,983 --> 00:13:34,807 Because Dick Sinson is gonna be riding his bike 290 00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:37,701 until we can get his car back for him! 291 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,411 - Who's Dick Simpson? - I couldn't tell 'ya. 292 00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:43,904 But Dick Sinson is the fella whose car you just sold. 293 00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:45,983 He brought it in for a brake job. 294 00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:48,129 I don't recall him wanting to sell it. 295 00:13:48,154 --> 00:13:49,092 Oh. 296 00:13:49,404 --> 00:13:51,057 Oh, poor Dick. 297 00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:52,810 He loved that car. 298 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,858 It was a gift from the church. 299 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:58,459 He and his family hit on some hard times, and uh... 300 00:13:58,484 --> 00:13:59,975 Yeah, you know what, Bob? 301 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,303 I'll tell 'ya, I will call Mr. Stinson, and apologize. 302 00:14:04,338 --> 00:14:06,339 Well, you can apologize to Mr. Stinson 303 00:14:06,373 --> 00:14:08,201 until the cows come home, 304 00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:12,454 but I don't see how that is gonna help Dick Sinson! 305 00:14:12,479 --> 00:14:14,209 I'll fix it, Bob! 306 00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:16,748 Here's hopin'. 307 00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:22,588 Ridiculous name! 308 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,983 Sin-Sinson... Sinson! 309 00:14:25,392 --> 00:14:26,951 Dick Sin-Sinson! 310 00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:34,281 Ahh... we just need to wait for the glue to dry, 311 00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:36,736 - it shouldn't take too long. - This is really nice of you. 312 00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:38,897 Thank you very much. 313 00:14:38,922 --> 00:14:41,350 Yeah, well, I can't not jump in and help 314 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:43,389 when I see someone doin' something wrong. 315 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:46,955 Was it wrong, or was it just unconventional? 316 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,639 No, it was wrong. 317 00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:49,983 Okay, well, I'm not gonna argue with you, 318 00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:52,042 'cause I need you to keep working, we're in too deep. 319 00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:55,655 Uh, does Alexis know about this? 320 00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:57,779 Yeah... definitely. 321 00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:05,061 But can I tell you something? 322 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,779 But you gotta promise not to tell Alexis. 323 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,522 Okay, um... 324 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,740 If you're experiencing feelings for me, 325 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:16,909 Like, I totally get it. 326 00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:18,377 And normally I'd be into it, 327 00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:19,712 I've just been down this road before, 328 00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,747 and it's-it's messy. 329 00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:24,404 - No, it's about Alexis. - I see, okay. 330 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,867 Um, well, you know, uh... 331 00:15:28,576 --> 00:15:29,881 what is it? 332 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,491 She slept over like a week and a half ago, 333 00:15:31,525 --> 00:15:33,068 and she hasn't left. 334 00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:35,461 - Uh huh. - I mean, don't get me wrong, 335 00:15:35,496 --> 00:15:36,896 I love having her there at night, 336 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,420 - if you know what I mean. - Yeah, I do, yeah. 337 00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:41,897 It's just the days, they've gotten a bit um... 338 00:15:41,935 --> 00:15:43,326 Suffocating? 339 00:15:44,956 --> 00:15:48,125 I just think that a little space is a healthy thing. 340 00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:50,409 Mhmm, it is, totally. 341 00:15:50,444 --> 00:15:52,506 I mean, I've been enjoying it a lot, so. 342 00:15:52,531 --> 00:15:55,023 And I live alone, and now someone is there all the time. 343 00:15:55,048 --> 00:15:56,826 - Which is great. - Uh huh. 344 00:15:56,902 --> 00:15:58,615 But just not every day. 345 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,404 And I just... don't know what to say. 346 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,925 Well, she sort of fades into the background after a while, 347 00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:08,803 you know, like a smoke alarm. 348 00:16:08,897 --> 00:16:10,329 Are you just saying that because you don't want her 349 00:16:10,364 --> 00:16:11,951 - to move back here? - Yes, I am! 350 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,084 You just take some time, you know? 351 00:16:14,109 --> 00:16:17,646 Carve out some time in a day to just escape. 352 00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:19,071 You know, do what you wanna do. 353 00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:20,584 It's the only thing that'll keep you sane. 354 00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:22,595 Because no, you can't mention any of this to her, 355 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,568 she'd lose her mind. 356 00:16:24,645 --> 00:16:26,131 Yeah... 357 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,911 ♪ It's raining men ♪ 358 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:34,334 ♪ Every specimen... ♪ 359 00:16:35,084 --> 00:16:36,918 Yeah, almost there! 360 00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:39,123 - Okay. - Really good though, yeah. 361 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,814 Okay Moira, you're up. 362 00:16:40,839 --> 00:16:42,787 I just noticed the time, wow. 363 00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:45,647 And you're all very busy, so why don't we reschedule this 364 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,842 for two weeks from now, when you're all more prepared. 365 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,622 Oh no, we were done early, we got plenty of time. 366 00:16:51,647 --> 00:16:53,815 Thank you, but I think I'm fighting a little bug. 367 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,428 Come on Moira, audition! 368 00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:58,088 I would love to learn from a professional singer. 369 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,851 - Really? - Or we could just all go home early. 370 00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:02,776 Come on, Moira! 371 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:05,184 - Moi-ra! Moi-ra! - Stop! 372 00:17:05,219 --> 00:17:06,319 Moi-ra! Moi-ra! Moi-ra! Moi-ra! 373 00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:10,223 That's cruel! 374 00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:15,256 Well, I can't say no to anyone! 375 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:24,686 ♪ Someone held me all night long ♪ 376 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,139 ♪ It should've been you 377 00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:29,318 ♪ Someone's arms were big and strong ♪ 378 00:17:29,343 --> 00:17:31,110 ♪ It's should've been you 379 00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:32,873 ♪ It's-I-a wah! 380 00:17:32,898 --> 00:17:34,943 ♪ I warned you I was lonely 381 00:17:34,968 --> 00:17:37,870 ♪ But you didn't seem to care No no no ♪ 382 00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:39,864 ♪ That you could've been - do do ♪ 383 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:41,506 ♪ But you... dah dah heed a woman's tears... ♪ 384 00:17:41,531 --> 00:17:43,031 ♪ Woo Doo 385 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,279 ♪ Someone loved me all night long ♪ 386 00:18:05,304 --> 00:18:08,239 ♪ It should have been should've been you! ♪ 387 00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:11,159 ♪ You! 388 00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:12,498 That's the end. 389 00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:18,639 Oh, that was... different. 390 00:18:19,134 --> 00:18:20,608 Thank you. 391 00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:22,769 Well, thank you, I'll leave you to discuss. 392 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:37,733 What's going on? 393 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,814 Um, I'm gonna sleep here tonight. 394 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:42,678 Oh, is everything okay? 395 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,787 Yeah, why wouldn't it be? 396 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,450 Well, it's just that you've been spending a lot of time at Mutt's. 397 00:18:47,989 --> 00:18:52,124 Yeah, I know, and I actually had to talk to him about that. 398 00:18:52,149 --> 00:18:54,514 Oh, you did? 399 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,818 - Yeah. - Yeah. 400 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,858 Um, like, he brought all my stuff back, 401 00:18:57,883 --> 00:18:59,334 and I was like, this is great, 402 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,694 but then at the same time I was just kinda like, 403 00:19:01,719 --> 00:19:03,826 I feel like I need my space right now. 404 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,020 Yeah, and that's something that you said to him. 405 00:19:07,383 --> 00:19:09,518 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we were chatting, 406 00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,365 and I was just like, I feel like I need to spend a few days 407 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,584 - back at the motel. - Yeah... 408 00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:16,277 That's-again, that's... You said that? 409 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:17,958 Yeah, that's what we were talking about. 410 00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:20,186 Oh, okay. Um... 411 00:19:20,211 --> 00:19:22,529 and how did he take that? 412 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,867 Um, well, I mean, I was kinda worried about telling him. 413 00:19:25,892 --> 00:19:27,360 I'm sure. Uh huh. 414 00:19:27,394 --> 00:19:28,818 Because I didn't want... 415 00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:31,010 I didn't wanna hurt him, and I didn't want him to worry, 416 00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:33,136 like, oh my God, is he breaking up with me? 417 00:19:33,161 --> 00:19:34,678 Is she breaking up with me? 418 00:19:34,851 --> 00:19:36,652 Right, yeah, 'cause we wouldn't want him... 419 00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:38,410 to worry about that. 420 00:19:38,435 --> 00:19:40,889 - Yeah, exactly. - Mhmm. 421 00:19:41,775 --> 00:19:43,342 So... but I'm really glad that I told him, 422 00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:45,733 and he took it really, really well. 423 00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:47,656 - So... - That's excellent. 424 00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:48,897 Yep. 425 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,045 That's a cute little wood thing, David. 426 00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,619 Thank you, I made it. 427 00:19:58,182 --> 00:20:00,182 It did seem like a few of them 428 00:20:00,207 --> 00:20:02,152 might've had some training, 429 00:20:02,177 --> 00:20:05,464 but what I bring is a certain sophistication, 430 00:20:05,489 --> 00:20:07,757 improvisation, showmanship! 431 00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:09,433 I'm sure you wowed them, honey. 432 00:20:09,481 --> 00:20:12,714 Oh John, there were definitely lots of surprised looks. 433 00:20:12,739 --> 00:20:15,097 Well, they've probably never heard the real deal. 434 00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:16,503 I suppose! 435 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:19,468 Oh John, it felt so good 436 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:21,746 to be working the old muscles again! 437 00:20:21,771 --> 00:20:24,740 Riding the melody, bending the notes! 438 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,899 Well, they must've enjoyed it sweetheart, 439 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,743 if they asked you to join. 440 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,113 Mm! I know! 441 00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:31,106 I only wish you could've been there, John. 442 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,980 It would've been so nice to have you to sing to. 443 00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:36,550 Well, I'm sorry I missed it. 444 00:20:51,222 --> 00:20:55,528 ♪ In your dreams I'll soon caress your... ♪ 445 00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:57,683 ♪ Mmpph mmpph... 446 00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:03,121 ♪ In your dreams I'll huzzle lovingly ♪ 447 00:21:03,273 --> 00:21:04,207 Sweetheart. 448 00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:06,533 ♪ Boncha boom da da 449 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,728 ♪ Between you and... me 450 00:21:09,753 --> 00:21:10,964 Honey? 451 00:21:10,989 --> 00:21:14,597 ♪ I was older darling dream with me ♪ 452 00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:22,644 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 33064

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