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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,169 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:08,874 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO ♪ 3 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:11,410 ♪ THAT TODDLIN' TOWN ♪ 4 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:14,580 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO ♪ 5 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,882 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND ♪ 6 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,050 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 7 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,284 ♪ BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR ♪ 8 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,753 ♪ YOU'LL LOSE THE BLUES ♪ 9 00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:24,189 ♪ IN CHICAGO, CHICAGO ♪ 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:29,828 ♪ THE TOWN THAT BILLY SUNDAY COULDN'T SHUT DOWN ♪ 11 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:33,165 ♪ ON STATE STREET THAT GREAT STREET ♪ 12 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:36,402 ♪ I JUST WANT TO SAY ♪ 13 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:43,008 ♪ THEY DO THINGS THEY DON'T DO ON BROADWAY ♪ 14 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,778 ♪ YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE ♪ 15 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:48,647 ♪ I SAW A MAN HE DANCED WITH HIS WIFE ♪ 16 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:54,920 ♪ IN CHICAGO, CHICAGO MY HOME TOWN! ♪ 17 00:00:54,922 --> 00:01:00,893 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO THAT TODDLIN' TOWN ♪ 18 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:04,163 ♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO ♪ 19 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,065 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND ♪ 20 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,566 ♪ I LOVE IT... ♪ 21 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,135 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPS] 22 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:13,005 [SIGHS HAPPILY] 23 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:15,741 BUENOS DIAS. COMO ESTAS? 24 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,942 "BUENOS DIAS. 25 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,444 COMO ESTAS?" 26 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:20,679 MUY BIEN! 27 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,515 YOU QUIERO IR A LA PLAYA. 28 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,484 "YO QUIERO IR A LA PLAYA." 29 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,485 MUY BIEN! 30 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,120 GRACIAS! 31 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,725 LA BIBLIOTECA TIENES MUCHOS LIBROS. 32 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:37,062 LA BLIBLIO-- 33 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,465 LA BIBLITECHO-- 34 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,499 MUY BIEN! 35 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,438 [CALLING TO CAT] 36 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,240 HERE YOU GO. 37 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:55,948 [MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES] 38 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,518 [MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES] 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,622 GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL. 40 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,790 GOOD MORNING, HONEY. 41 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,692 EN ESPANOL. 42 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,127 BUENOS DIAS, MI AMIGO. 43 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,194 YOU'RE ADORABLE. 44 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,797 DID YOU FINISH IT? 45 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:12,965 ALMOST. 46 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,333 DO NOT HOLD BACK. 47 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,467 I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION. 48 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,503 IT'S WONDERFUL. 49 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,871 YOU DIDN'T FIND IT TOO TEDIOUS TO READ? 50 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:20,172 I MEAN, AS A LAYMAN? 51 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,107 NO, UH... 52 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:23,175 I TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD IT. 53 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,077 IT'S-- 54 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:27,012 AH! I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT. 55 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,213 MOTHER LOVES IT, TOO. 56 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,451 [SHIPS HORN BLARES] 57 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:36,155 OH, WE'RE CHASING A SCHOOL OF FEMALE BLUE WHALES. 58 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,556 OOH, SOUNDS ROMANTIC. 59 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,424 SPEAKING OF, 60 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,759 I'M EXCITED FOR NOVEMBER 14TH 61 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,294 AND TO HEAR WHAT YOUR QUESTION IS. 62 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:45,898 I'M EXCITED FOR NOVEMBER 14TH TO HEAR WHAT YOUR ANSWER IS. 63 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,199 HEY, I LOVE YOU. 64 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,834 [LAUGHS AND BLOWS KISS] 65 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:55,340 GRETCHEN, I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 66 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,909 I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL 67 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:58,410 AND YOU DESERVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT. 68 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:01,780 I JUST DON'T WANT THE SAME THINGS AS YOU. 69 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,382 I TOLD YOU WHEN WE MET 70 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,484 THAT I WASN'T LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP. 71 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,486 [CLEARS THROAT] 72 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,554 OH, I AGREE. 73 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,622 I LOVE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER. 74 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,292 GRETCHEN, I DON'T WANT TO LEAD YOU ON. 75 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,927 OKAY. OKAY, FINE. 76 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,828 WE'LL JUST SEE HOW IT GOES OVER THE HOLIDAYS, OKAY? 77 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,466 SORRY, DO YOU MIND IF I SIT UP FRONT? 78 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,635 NO, NO. UH... NOT AT ALL. 79 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:25,904 GREAT. 80 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:28,707 WHERE TO, MR. WILLIAMS? 81 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,275 DRAKE HOTEL, PLEASE. 82 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:31,710 THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN CHICAGO, SIR? 83 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,879 NO. I GREW UP HERE. 84 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,280 I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN BACK IN A WHILE. 85 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,448 WELL THEN, WELCOME HOME, SIR. 86 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,952 I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY 87 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:42,454 TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE PARADE. 88 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,456 SO, CHICAGO'S FIRST PARADE 89 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,225 WAS CALLED "THE CHRISTMAS PARADE" 90 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:49,061 AND IT WAS HELD ON DECEMBER 7, 1934. 91 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,996 IT WAS A RECORD COLD DAY, 92 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,232 BUT EVERYONE CAME OUT TO SEE IT ANYWAY. 93 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:57,869 IT WAS FIRST TELEVISED IN 2007, 94 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,138 WHEN MANY OF YOU WERE JUST TODDLERS. 95 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,374 THERE ARE ENORMOUS HELIUM BALLOONS, 96 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,542 AS YOU KNOW, 97 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,510 BUT ALSO 1,000 HIGH SCHOOL BAND MEMBERS 98 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,980 APPEAR IN THE PARADE EVERY YEAR. 99 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:10,482 AND YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE ON THE LAST FLOAT, 100 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,683 RIGHT? 101 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,986 PLEASE, WE'RE NOT FIVE YEARS OLD. 102 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,821 YOU'RE RIGHT. 103 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,789 YOU GUYS ARE WAY OLDER. 104 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,591 HE'S NOT REALLY SANTA CLAUS. 105 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,492 [SHOCKED] WHAT? 106 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,827 NOPE. 107 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,562 THE REAL SANTA CLAUS CANNOT LEAVE THE NORTH POLE 108 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:24,997 ON THANKSGIVING. 109 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:26,398 HE IS WAY TOO BUSY GETTING EVERYTHING READY FOR CHRISTMAS. 110 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,499 [GIGGLING] 111 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:30,068 BUT, SOMETIMES, 112 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,271 IF HE GETS ALL OF HIS TOYS DONE EARLY, 113 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:34,539 HE WILL COME TO CHICAGO TO BE IN THE PARADE. 114 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,108 [ALL CHEERING] COOL! 115 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,376 OF COURSE, WE NEVER KNOW IF HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT, 116 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:38,777 SO WE ALWAYS HIRE A GUY IN A SANTA SUIT 117 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,079 JUST IN CASE. 118 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,750 WATCH THE PARADE REALLY CLOSELY TO SEE IF IT'S THE REAL SANTA, 119 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,585 OR IF IT'S JUST A GOOD LOOK-ALIKE. 120 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,120 [ALL CHEERING] 121 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,489 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 122 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,457 HEY, LINDA, IT'S ME. 123 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,126 ANY MESSAGES? 124 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:59,364 TELL GRANT I'LL BE IN CHICAGO FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS. 125 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:02,034 NO, I SENT YOU THE PROSPECTIVE ON L.A. TECH. 126 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,702 IF THEY WANT TO STAY COMPETITIVE, 127 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,703 THEY'LL HAVE TO DOWNSIZE BY HALF, 128 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,338 DIVERSIFY THEIR HOLDINGS 129 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,839 AND CONSIDER MOVING THEIR FACTORY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 130 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,076 IT'S NOT POPULAR, BUT IT'S COST EFFECTIVE. 131 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,312 I'LL BE BUYING SOME RETAIL PROPERTY HERE, 132 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:16,982 SO TELL SAM TO EXPECT THE BANK TO CONTACT HIM. 133 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,592 JACQUELINE! WHERE ARE YOU? 134 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,361 EMILY, CLOSE YOUR EYES! 135 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,968 [SIGHING] 136 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:37,903 [YELPS IN DELIGHT] 137 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,905 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 138 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,174 IT'S A 1953 VINTAGE ORIGINAL, 139 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,342 POSSIBLY WORN BY SOMEONE 140 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,409 WHO LIVED HERE IN THE CITY. 141 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:45,510 IT JUST CAME IN YESTERDAY. 142 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,546 IT'S PERFECT. 143 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,380 IT'S MORE THAN PERFECT! 144 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,114 I KNOW. 145 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,649 CAN I AFFORD IT? 146 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,050 IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M WILLING TO ROB A BANK. 147 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,885 CAN I BORROW A MASK, A GUN, AND A GETAWAY CAR? 148 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,454 YOU DON'T NEED TO. IT'S YOUR WEDDING GIFT. 149 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,022 AW, THANK YOU. 150 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,490 BUT HE HASN'T ASKED YET. 151 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,092 -HE'S GOING TO. -I KNOW! 152 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,393 [GIGGLING] 153 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,161 OH, I LOVE IT. 154 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,096 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 155 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:08,033 OH, I'M VINTAGE CINDERELLA. 156 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,568 HAVE YOU TOLD HIM YET? 157 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,370 NO. 158 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,939 WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY HIM, HE NEEDS TO KNOW. 159 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:14,940 I KNOW. 160 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:15,974 I'M WORKING ON IT. 161 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,778 DON'T WORRY, I'M GOING TO TELL HIM! 162 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,012 [DOUBTFULLY] OKAY... 163 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,549 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF BOATS. 164 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,751 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, 165 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,052 I'M GOING TO TRY AGAIN BEFORE HE GETS HOME. 166 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,620 WHAT...? 167 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,322 OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOKSTORE? 168 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:31,890 IT'S CLOSED? 169 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,858 NOT JUST CLOSED. 170 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,593 OUT OF BUSINESS FOR GOOD. 171 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,461 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR CITY? 172 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:37,896 HISTORICAL LANDMARKS ARE BEING DISCARDED 173 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,698 AND DESTROYED. 174 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,932 I WONDER HOW MANY BOOKS WERE SOLD HERE 175 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,067 OVER THE PAST 50 YEARS. 176 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,335 YOU KNOW, 177 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:45,270 WE SHOULD CHAIN OURSELVES TO THE BUILDING, 178 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,605 AND GO ON A READING AND HUNGER STRIKE 179 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,039 IN PROTEST. 180 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,342 YOU KNOW, I WOULD IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 181 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,109 IT WOULDN'T. 182 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,646 THIS BUILDING IS A STRUCTURAL HAZARD. 183 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,214 IT NEEDS TO BE TORN DOWN BEFORE IT FALLS DOWN. 184 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:59,251 AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU TO SAY THAT? 185 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,887 I'M THE GUY 186 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:02,954 THAT CARED ENOUGH ABOUT THIS DILAPIDATED BUILDING 187 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,256 TO BUY IT, TEAR IT DOWN AND REBUILD IT 188 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,259 INTO THE PROFITABLE RETAIL OPPORTUNITY 189 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,293 IT DESERVES TO BE. 190 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,561 OH. 191 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,896 SO WE SHOULD THANK YOU 192 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,331 FOR DESTROYING THIS BELOVED LANDMARK OF LITERATURE. 193 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,067 DO YOU WASH YOUR CLOTHES? 194 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,536 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 195 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,237 DO YOU HAVE A REALLY GREAT SWEATER? 196 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,705 ONE THAT FEELS RIGHT 197 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,374 EVERY TIME YOU PUT IT ON. 198 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:23,775 ONE THAT BRINGS OUT THE GREEN IN YOUR EYES 199 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,445 AND MAKES YOU FEEL CONFIDENT, AND HAPPY AND COZY? 200 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,479 I DON'T. 201 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,680 WELL, YOU DON'T THROW THAT SWEATER AWAY 202 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,749 BECAUSE IT GETS A LITTLE MUSTARD ON THE ELBOW. 203 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:31,917 YOU DON'T BURN IT 204 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,185 BECAUSE IT LOSES A BUTTON OR FRAYS AT THE ELBOW. 205 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,619 NO! 206 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,889 YOU MEND IT, AND YOU WASH IT AND YOU SEW ON A NEW BUTTON. 207 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:38,723 WHY? 208 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:39,558 BECAUSE IT'S A GREAT SWEATER, 209 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,526 AND IT DESERVES TO BE CARED FOR, 210 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,494 AND RESPECTED, AND REPAIRED. 211 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:43,662 I'M SORRY, 212 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,830 IS THE SWEATER A METAPHOR 213 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,598 FOR THIS TERMITE-RIDDEN DEATH TRAP? 214 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,167 I BOUGHT MY FIRST NANCY DREW HERE. 215 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,304 I BOUGHT MY FIRST AGATHA CHRISTIE HERE. 216 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:55,273 NO ONE BUYS BOOKS ANYMORE, THEY DOWNLOAD THEM. 217 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:58,877 OH, MY GOD! 218 00:07:58,879 --> 00:07:59,945 I KNOW, RIGHT? 219 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,446 HE'S SO OBNOXIOUS. 220 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,715 I WAS GOING TO SAY HE'S TOTALLY HOT. 221 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,952 [♪♪♪] 222 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,020 NOT SANTA, NOT SANTA, 223 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,089 NOT SANTA... 224 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,091 EW, NOT SANTA. 225 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,026 DEFINITELY NOT SANTA... 226 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,161 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 227 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,498 OKAY, THESE ARE THE BEST ONES WE GOT THIS YEAR. 228 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,766 YOU TOLD ME WE NEED TO FINISH BOOKING EVERYONE 229 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,235 BY THE END OF THE WEEK, 230 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:24,636 AND IT IS THE END OF THE WEEK. 231 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,238 ONE OF THOSE GUYS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BEARD. 232 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,541 MAYBE THEY COULD GROW ONE? 233 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,877 THE SANTA FLOAT IS THE FINALE OF THE PARADE. 234 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,446 HIS PRESENCE SIGNALS THE START OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. 235 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,814 PEOPLE WILL HAVE BEEN 236 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,083 STANDING IN THE SNOW FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS-- 237 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,384 WAIT, IT'S GOING TO SNOW? 238 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,318 MAYBE. 239 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,520 THE POINT IS, 240 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,622 FOR SOME PEOPLE 241 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:44,723 THIS WILL BE THEIR FIRST PARADE 242 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:48,059 AND FOR OTHERS, SADLY, IT WILL BE THEIR LAST. 243 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,029 WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING THOSE MEMORIES. 244 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:51,863 OKAY. 245 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,265 OKAY. 246 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,033 GOT IT. 247 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,601 [SIGHS] 248 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,004 SORRY. 249 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,338 ...GONNA BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR A FEW DAYS. 250 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,375 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, EMILY. 251 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,876 AS I WAS SAYING, 252 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,112 THE CITY HAS HIRED AN OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT 253 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,513 TO COME IN 254 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:11,249 AND EVALUATE THE PARADE'S REVENUE POTENTIAL... 255 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,684 WHAT? 256 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,286 THE MAYOR WANTS TO SEE 257 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:16,688 IF THE PARADE IS COST EFFECTIVE FOR THE CITY. 258 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,722 THAT'S RIDICULOUS! 259 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,257 THE PARADE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY. 260 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,960 THIS GUY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR REORGANIZING AND REBUILDING 261 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,194 THE FALCON CENTER IN MIAMI. 262 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:26,298 THE FALCON CENTER WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED. 263 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,933 THEY TOOK OUT MOST OF THE SEATS 264 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,434 AND THEY BUILT PRIVATE BOXES. 265 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,103 HE TRIPLED THEIR REVENUE AND ADDED 300 JOBS FOR THE CITY. 266 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,240 YES, BUT AT WHAT COST? 267 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,642 EMILY, NONE OF US ARE HAPPY ABOUT THIS, 268 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:38,977 BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 269 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,246 THE MAYOR IS INVOLVED. 270 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,414 I WANT YOU TO WORK WITH THIS GUY. 271 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,282 INTRODUCE HIM TO EVERYONE. 272 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,952 MAKE SURE HE HAS ACCESS TO ALL THE DEPARTMENT HEADS. 273 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,620 MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 274 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,490 THE PARADE AND OUR JOBS MAY DEPEND ON IT. 275 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:54,926 CAN YOU PRETEND TO BE CHARMING? 276 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,395 I'M TOTALLY CHARMING! 277 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,831 HI. 278 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,032 SORRY, I'M LATE. 279 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,233 NO WAY! 280 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:09,441 NO WAY WE GOT SO LUCKY TO GET THIS GUY! 281 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:13,044 HENRY, THIS IS EMILY JONES, 282 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,279 OUR OPERATIONS MANAGER 283 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,014 AND UNOFFICIAL HISTORICAL ARCHIVIST. 284 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,649 THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT OUR PARADE 285 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,516 SHE DOESN'T KNOW. 286 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,551 SHE'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE, 287 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,819 AND GET YOU 288 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,953 WHATEVER INFORMATION YOU NEED. 289 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,254 GREAT. 290 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,422 WELL.. 291 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,624 I'M A BIG FAN OF THE PARADE. 292 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,658 I GREW UP WATCHING IT. 293 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,694 [♪♪♪] 294 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,742 OH! 295 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,709 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 296 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:45,677 YOU TOO. 297 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,045 SO, THAT IS TRACEY. 298 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,246 SHE IS OUR P.R. DIRECTOR. 299 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,215 RIGHT BEHIND HER IS LINDA, 300 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,317 SHE'S OUR DIRECTOR OF MARKETING. 301 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,519 SHE WORKS WITH OUR SPONSORS 302 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,521 AND RETAILERS, AND... 303 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,089 THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. 304 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,624 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 305 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,892 YOU BEING HERE. 306 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:01,593 YOU COULD CONCEIVABLY 307 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:02,827 DESTROY THE PARADE. 308 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,796 YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH AN EXIT PLAN. 309 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,631 YOU CAN SAY YOU NEED TO LEAVE FOR PERSONAL REASONS, 310 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,333 PERHAPS SOME SORT OF REHAB. 311 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,035 LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOUR LOYALTY 312 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,236 AND DEDICATION TO THE PARADE, 313 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,071 BUT I'M NOT HERE TO DESTROY ANYTHING. 314 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,773 I'M JUST HERE TO EVALUATE. 315 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,274 YOU SAY YOU GREW UP HERE? 316 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,575 I DID GROW UP HERE. 317 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,244 WENT TO SCHOOL HERE? 318 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,845 YES. 319 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,447 WHO IS O'HARE AIRPORT NAMED AFTER? 320 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,517 LIEUTENANT COMMANDER EDWARD H. O'HARE, 321 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,318 WHO EARNED A CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR 322 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,020 IN 1942 323 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,689 FOR SHOOTING DOWN FIVE JAPANESE PLANES. 324 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,024 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 325 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,894 WHAT YEAR WAS THE WILLIS TOWER BUILT? 326 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,497 1971, AND IT WAS 110 STOREYS. 327 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,865 IT'S A TRICK QUESTION, 328 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,801 BECAUSE IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED THE SEARS TOWER. 329 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,302 [SNAPS FINGERS] 330 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,037 SATISFIED? 331 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,940 WHERE DID YOU WATCH THE PARADE? 332 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,241 THE PENTHOUSE OF THE BERESFORD TOWER 333 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,743 ON STATE AND MADISON. 334 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,711 OF COURSE! 335 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,145 WHAT, THAT'S BAD? 336 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,247 THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND 337 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,382 WHAT THE PARADE MEANS. 338 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,818 YOU WATCHED IT FROM UP ABOVE. 339 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,020 YOU WERE WARM AND COZY WITH YOUR RICH FAMILY, 340 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,855 SIPPING HOT TODDIES. 341 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,658 I WAS ON STATE STREET WITH THE REAL PEOPLE OF CHICAGO. 342 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,359 I WAS FREEZING MY BUTT OFF 343 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,694 UP ON MY DAD'S SHOULDERS. 344 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,162 I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH, 345 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,497 WAITING FOR THE MOMENT 346 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,665 SANTA CLAUS WOULD APPEAR AND WAVE. 347 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,067 I THOUGHT HE WAVED ONLY TO ME. 348 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,437 LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO LIKE EACH OTHER, 349 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,338 BUT OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, 350 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,439 WE DO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. 351 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,907 SO... 352 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,209 WHY DON'T WE START AGAIN TOMORROW 353 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,844 AND YOU CAN INTRODUCE ME TO EVERYONE 354 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:26,611 AND SHOW ME AROUND, OKAY? 355 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,646 [BEEPING ON CELL PHONE] 356 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,981 MY PLEASURE. 357 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,452 [SIGHS IN EXASPERATION] 358 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,022 OH! [GUSHING EXCITEDLY] 359 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,157 TELL ME HE'S NOT MARRIED. 360 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,191 HE'S NOT MARRIED. 361 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,326 ARE YOU SURE? 362 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,061 MEN LIKE HIM NEVER GET MARRIED. 363 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,830 THEY JUST DATE SUPERMODELS, 364 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,198 ON THEIR FANCY VESPA'S. 365 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,301 OH, HE'S GEORGE CLOONEY. 366 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,104 EXACTLY. 367 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,375 [♪♪♪] 368 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,117 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 369 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,756 ♪ I'VE TRIED MY WHOLE LIFE ♪ 370 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:15,794 ♪ TO PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE ♪ 371 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,797 ♪ BEEN TAKEN FOR GRANTED ♪ 372 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:23,701 ♪ IGNORING MYSELF ♪ 373 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:28,439 ♪ I HAD BAD ADVICE MORE THAN TWICE ♪ 374 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:32,110 ♪ SOMEHOW YOU HELP ME ♪ 375 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:36,447 ♪ CURE MY BLUES ♪ 376 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:40,351 ♪ I COULDN'T SEE CLEAR ♪ 377 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,755 ♪ THE PEOPLE IN MY FACE ♪ 378 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:48,426 ♪ CLOUD MY THINKING ♪ 379 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:51,162 ♪ INTRUDE IN MY SPACE ♪ 380 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,199 ♪ I HAD TROUBLE ♪ 381 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,601 ♪ SEEIN' DOUBLE ♪ 382 00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,672 ♪ SOMEHOW YOU HELP ME CURE MY BLUES... ♪ 383 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,940 [OVER VIDEOCHAT]: TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG. 384 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,875 PAUL HIRED THIS OBNOXIOUS JERK TO COME IN 385 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,210 AND COMPLETELY RUIN THE PARADE. 386 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,312 I SEE. 387 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,647 HE'S SUPPOSED TO EVALUATE EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING WRONG, 388 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,449 AND TELL US HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY FOR THE CITY, 389 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,284 AND BASICALLY DESTROY 390 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,019 EVERYTHING THAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT THE PARADE. 391 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,888 OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT? 392 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,556 I READ ABOUT THESE GUYS IN NEWSWEEK. 393 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,191 YEAH, WELL, THIS GUY'S A JERK. 394 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,860 USE YOUR CHARM. 395 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,795 YOU GET MORE WITH HONEY THAN WITH LEMON. 396 00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:27,498 I MEAN, SHOW HIM WHAT THE PARADE MEANS TO YOU. 397 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,667 TEACH HIM ABOUT THE HISTORY. 398 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,036 YOU KNOW, DON'T THREATEN HIM, INSPIRE HIM. 399 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,205 YOU ARE SO WISE. 400 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,247 [♪♪♪] 401 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,619 [HORSE NICKERS] 402 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,053 NICE RIDE! 403 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,189 HOW MANY MILES TO THE CARROT DO YOU GET? 404 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,925 YOU WANTED ME TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PARADE. 405 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,961 I THOUGHT I WOULD START BY SHOWING YOU THE ROUTE. 406 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,098 OKAY, EDNA. 407 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,602 [PARADE MUSIC PLAYS] 408 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,905 [CARRIAGE BELLS JINGLING] 409 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,807 OKAY, THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS. 410 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,310 THE FLOATS ARE LINED UP RIGHT BEHIND US. 411 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,946 THE MARCHING BANDS ARE TUNED UP, SET TO PLAY. 412 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:18,283 ENTERTAINERS AND EQUESTRIAN GROUPS ARE READY. 413 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,484 ALL OF THE PERFORMERS HAVE BEEN THROUGH PARADE CAMP, 414 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,219 AND ARE HOLDING ON TIGHT 415 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,154 TO THE GIANT HELIUM BALLOONS-- 416 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,355 WAIT, PARADE CAMP? 417 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,823 YES. 418 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,859 ALL OF THE PERFORMERS GO THROUGH A WEEK OF PARADE CAMP 419 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,661 TO LEARN HOW TO MANAGE THE HELIUM BALLOONS. 420 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:30,995 WHO PAYS FOR THIS PARADE CAMP? 421 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,363 IT'S A VOLUNTEER PROGRAM. 422 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,032 EVERYONE DONATES THEIR TIME. 423 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,267 [CLEARING THROAT] 424 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,102 THE GRAND MARSHAL IS IN PLACE. 425 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,571 PEOPLE, SIPPING HOT CHOCOLATE, 426 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,839 ARE LINED UP 427 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,107 ON BOTH SIDES OF STATE STREET. 428 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,077 YOU CAN FEEL THE EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR 429 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,514 AS GIANT HELIUM BALLOONS HAVE BEGUN TO APPEAR IN THE SKY. 430 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,949 [GASPING IN DELIGHT] 431 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,917 LOOK! 432 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,452 THERE'S ELMO! 433 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,453 [GIGGLES] 434 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,555 ARE YOU ON ANY MEDICATION? 435 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,625 [CHUCKLES] 436 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,660 ENTERTAINERS FROM ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY 437 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,996 SEEM TO APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE. 438 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,764 CLOWNS AND ACROBATS-- 439 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,999 HANG ON A SECOND, 440 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:08,733 WHO CARRIES THE INSURANCE FOR THE PARADE? 441 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,269 IS THE CITY LIABLE FOR ANY-- 442 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,904 MAY I FINISH? 443 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,305 OF COURSE. SORRY. 444 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,708 THANK YOU. 445 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,543 [RESTARTS MUSIC] 446 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,345 THEN IT HAPPENS... 447 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,715 SANTA CLAUS COMES FLOATING DOWN THE STREET, 448 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,617 TO THE DELIGHT OF CHILDREN YOUNG AND OLD. 449 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,853 WHAT ABOUT WHEN ALL THE SPECTATORS ARE GONE, 450 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,955 AND THEY'VE DROPPED THEIR STYROFOAM CUPS, 451 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:31,789 LOST ONE GLOVE, 452 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,124 AND LEFT A HUGE MESS BEHIND? 453 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,659 WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CLEAN UP? 454 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,394 HOW DOES THE CITY RECOUP THE LOSES IN REVENUE 455 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,262 WHEN STATE STREET IS CLOSED DOWN FOR 48 HOURS. 456 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,833 [SIGHS] 457 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:45,136 IF YOU CHARGED EVERYONE THAT CAME TO THE PARADE... 458 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,271 YOU COULD EFFECTIVELY PAY FOR THE ENTIRE CLEAN UP. 459 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,441 YOU WANT TO CHARGE PEOPLE TO COME TO THE PARADE? 460 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,242 IS THAT YOUR RECOMMENDATION? 461 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,877 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME. 462 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,779 IT'S LIKE SPORTS. 463 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,016 THEY COULD SIT AT HOME AND WATCH IT THERE, ON TV. 464 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,184 YOU REALIZE THAT DEFEATS THE ENTIRE PURPOSE 465 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,753 OF A COMMUNITY PARADE. 466 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:04,655 IT IS ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY 467 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,324 IN THE HEART OF THE CITY YOU LOVE. 468 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,458 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND 469 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,393 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A FAMILY. 470 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,794 YOU KNOW WHAT, CAN YOU STOP? 471 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,995 STOP, PLEASE! 472 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,532 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 473 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,800 THANK YOU. 474 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,301 I WILL WALK BACK. 475 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,102 FINE. 476 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,170 HEY, WAIT, 477 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,671 HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY? 478 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,174 BECAUSE MEN LIKE YOU DO NOT GET MARRIED. 479 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,709 YOU FLY FROM WOMAN TO WOMAN 480 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,210 LIKE A BEE COLLECTING POLLEN. 481 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,278 EXCEPT YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED 482 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,446 WITH THE POLLEN THEY GIVE YOU. 483 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,214 NO, YOU WANT MORE AND MORE POLLEN 484 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,983 FROM NEWER AND YOUNGER FLOWERS. 485 00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,718 SO HANG ON, I'M THE BEE IN YOUR SCENARIO? 486 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,420 I DON'T SEE A RING ON YOUR FINGER. 487 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,155 I AM ABOUT TO BECOME ENGAGED 488 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,090 TO THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD. 489 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,558 A MARINE BIOLOGIST, 490 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,427 WHO, INCIDENTALLY, WROTE A BOOK ABOUT WHALES 491 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,594 THAT HE SELF-PUBLISHED. 492 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,663 IT CAN'T BE DOWNLOADED. 493 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,764 OH. 494 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,066 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING? 495 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,734 FIVE YEARS. 496 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,136 [CHUCKLES] WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 497 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,305 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 498 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,741 WELL, IF HE HASN'T MARRIED YOU IN FIVE YEARS, 499 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,109 HE'S NOT GOING TO. 500 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,811 YOU ARE SO WRONG. 501 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,079 THAT SHOULDN'T BE A SHOCK, 502 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,414 SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE WRONG ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. 503 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,982 I WILL BET YOU $5.00 504 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:09,520 THAT I WILL BE ENGAGED BY THANKSGIVING. 505 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,256 FINE. YOU'RE ON. 506 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:21,632 HELLO. 507 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,267 OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE. 508 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,669 HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED YOUR EVALUATION YET? 509 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,338 HABLAS ESPANOL? 510 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,539 I'M STUDYING IT. 511 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,740 MY ALMOST-FIANCE SENT ME BOOKS AND TAPES 512 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,576 SO I CAN LEARN. 513 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,944 WE INTEND TO TRAVEL A LOT, 514 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,145 AND HE WANTS ME TO LEARN VARIOUS LANGUAGES. 515 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:34,512 SPANISH IS THE FIRST LANGUAGE I'M LEARNING. 516 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,414 I SEE. 517 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,582 YOU SEE WHAT? 518 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,251 [SIGHS] 519 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,886 FIVE YEARS, AND HE'S STILL TRYING TO IMPROVE YOU. 520 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,721 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME 521 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,223 YOU JUST CUT YOUR LOSSES AND MOVE ON? 522 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,991 CYNICAL AND SAD, 523 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,226 AND EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT 524 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,027 FROM YOU. 525 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,896 MY FIANCE-TO-BE WILL ARRIVE IN TWO WEEKS. 526 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,865 I WILL BE PLANNING MY WEDDING IN TWO WEEKS AND ONE DAY. 527 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:54,832 YOU KNOW THIS FOR SURE? 528 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,334 YO QUIERO. 529 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,636 THAT MEANS "I DO" IN SPANISH. 530 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,071 "YO QUIERO" MEANS "I WANT" IN SPANISH. 531 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:03,141 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS NO EXACT TRANSLATION OF "I DO". 532 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,642 YOU KNOW WHAT? 533 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,943 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, 534 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,512 AND YOU DON'T END UP LIKE MY FRIEND'S AUNT HELEN. 535 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,713 WHO WALKS AROUND ALL DAY IN A ROBE 536 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,148 CALLING IT HER "HOUSE COAT", 537 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,916 FEEDING A BUNCH OF CATS THAT SHE CALLS HER "CHILDREN." 538 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,285 WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN 539 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,787 BECAUSE I DON'T OWN A ROBE, 540 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,189 OR HAVE CATS... 541 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,957 [QUIETLY] ...OF MY OWN. 542 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,728 ASK HIM THIS. 543 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,296 ASK HIM IF HE THINKS YOU'RE PERFECT 544 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,797 JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 545 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,032 ASK HIM IF HE WOULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU IF HE COULD. 546 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,667 I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HIM THAT, 547 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,868 BECAUSE NO ONE IS PERFECT, 548 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,203 AND THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING YOU WOULD CHANGE 549 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,237 ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON IF YOU COULD. 550 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,205 YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK HIM 551 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,339 BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE ANSWER. 552 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,841 YOU ARE SO WRONG. 553 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,109 WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW A FEW THINGS 554 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,244 I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT YOU IF I COULD? 555 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,112 MAYBE LATER. 556 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,313 YOU SURE? 557 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,881 I HAVE A LONG LIST! 558 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,884 [SIGHING] 559 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,986 EW. 560 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,588 [PUSHING CALL BUTTON] 561 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,689 HE'S A POMPOUS JERK. 562 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,958 I TRIED TO INSPIRE HIM ABOUT THE PARADE, 563 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,827 BUT HE'S YOUR TYPICAL TRUST FUND, 564 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,463 ENTITLED PLAYBOY. 565 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,998 WITH A 24-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND 566 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,300 LIVING OUT HIS DAYS 567 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,335 LOUNGING AROUND HIS MANSION IN HIS PAJAMAS. 568 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,270 THAT'S HUGH HEFNER. 569 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,439 EXACTLY. 570 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,641 [APPLAUDING, MARCHING BAND PLAYS] 571 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,509 THAT WAS WONDERFUL! 572 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,110 GOOD PRACTICE! 573 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:19,483 [♪♪♪] 574 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:01,092 [GROANS IN DOUBT] 575 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:01,759 [GROANS IN DISAPPOINTMENT] 576 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,294 [SIGHS] 577 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,488 [CHUCKLES] 578 00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,362 [SIGHS] 579 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,394 OH, HELLO. 580 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:11,896 HELLO. 581 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:12,897 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 582 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,832 JUST A LITTLE SHOPPING. 583 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,400 SHOPPING... 584 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,601 NO ICE CREAM? 585 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,470 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME ABOUT ICE CREAM? 586 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,105 NO REASON. 587 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,274 IT'S JUST WHAT I CAME IN FOR. 588 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:29,880 WELL... 589 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,816 HAVE A NICE EVENING. 590 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,017 YOU TOO. 591 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,322 JUST ONE MINUTE. 592 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,423 OKAY. 593 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,564 SORRY. 594 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,370 I'M SORRY, JUST ONE MINUTE. 595 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,919 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? 596 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,654 IT'S LATE. 597 00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:12,089 I WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT HOME SAFELY. 598 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,491 THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 599 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,493 I KNOW. 600 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,360 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 601 00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,228 AGREED. 602 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,696 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 603 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,464 ABSOLUTELY. 604 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,401 TAXI! 605 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,302 [CHUCKLES] 606 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,307 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 607 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:31,942 SHOOT. 608 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,911 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME 609 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,079 IF YOU COULD? 610 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,815 NOTHING. YOU'RE PERFECT. 611 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,151 SEE, THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. 612 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:42,319 YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 613 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,022 [BLOWING KISSES] 614 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,357 [CHUCKLES] 615 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,070 YOU AGAIN. 616 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,972 [SIGHS NERVOUSLY] 617 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,774 ARE YOU GOING TO GET ON BOARD TODAY? 618 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,709 I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. 619 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,344 I'M ON A SCHEDULE. 620 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,747 FINE. 621 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,887 THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? 622 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:20,925 PLEASE DON'T COME BACK HERE. 623 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,763 [♪♪♪] 624 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:28,532 GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. 625 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,301 I BROUGHT YOU ALL A LITTLE TREAT 626 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:33,037 TO HELP KICK OFF THE THANKSGIVING SEASON. 627 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,841 HOLIDAY CHEESECAKE... 628 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,377 MEETING'S OVER. 629 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:45,049 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING AND BEING ON TIME. 630 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:49,153 WE WILL PICK UP HERE NEXT WEEK. 631 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:51,522 GREAT WORK. 632 00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:57,461 OKAY, WHERE WERE WE? 633 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:58,362 CHEESECAKE! 634 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,239 ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO DECIDE 635 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,340 HOW TO ROB THIS GREAT CITY 636 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,908 OF ITS MOST VALUABLE EVENT? 637 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,042 I'M JUST GOING TO LUNCH. 638 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:13,077 WHERE? 639 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:14,879 OZZO, IT'S THE BEST RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. 640 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:17,248 [LAUGHS] IF YOU'RE A TOURIST, MAYBE. 641 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,984 IT'S THE ONLY FOUR-STAR MICHELIN RATED RESTAURANT 642 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:20,951 IN THE CITY. 643 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,086 THERE IS ONE FIVE-STAR, 644 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,387 BUT IT'S NOT OPEN FOR LUNCH. 645 00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:24,688 UGH, DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE 646 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:27,525 THE BEST OF EVERYTHING? 647 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:32,096 ENJOY YOUR OVERPRICED LUNCH. 648 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:38,168 TAXI! 649 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,603 YOU KNOW, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE OWNER 650 00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:41,872 OF THE ACTUAL BEST RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. 651 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,173 IT HAS SIX STARS 652 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,241 AND CONSISTENTLY GETS 653 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,377 THE BEST RESTAURANT REVIEWS IN THE CITY. 654 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,212 OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T GET IN WITHOUT A RESERVATION, 655 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:52,483 BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU THERE AS MY GUEST. 656 00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:53,817 WELL, I'D BE HONORED. 657 00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:56,453 GOOD. LET'S WALK, IT'S NOT FAR. 658 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:57,655 BY THE WAY, 659 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,290 I ASKED BRIAN IF THERE WAS ANYTHING 660 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,992 HE WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME IF HE COULD, AND HE SAID NO. 661 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,094 DO YOU THINK HE'S LYING? 662 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,363 NOT AT ALL. I'M SURE YOU'RE PERFECT. 663 00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,832 NO ONE'S PERFECT. 664 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,100 IT'S ABOUT FINDING THE PERSON WHO REALLY KNOWS YOU 665 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,035 AND ACCEPTS YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE. 666 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:12,136 AND THAT'S BRIAN? 667 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,170 HE REALLY KNOWS YOU? 668 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:14,505 KNOWS WHAT MATTERS MOST TO YOU? 669 00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:15,639 YES. 670 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:16,774 WELL, THEN YOU'RE A LUCKY WOMAN. 671 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,009 I AM. 672 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,811 SO YOU GREW UP HERE. 673 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,112 WHY DID YOU MOVE AWAY? 674 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,113 COLLEGE. 675 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,848 YOU COULDN'T GET INTO NORTH WESTERN? 676 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:26,317 DIDN'T YOUR RICH FAMILY OWN SOMETHING? 677 00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:27,651 THE DORMS, OR THE LIBRARY OR SOMETHING? 678 00:26:27,653 --> 00:26:28,652 I WAS ACCEPTED. 679 00:26:28,654 --> 00:26:30,321 I CHOSE TO GO TO STANFORD, 680 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:32,856 TO GET OUT OF THE COLD AND TO START A NEW LIFE. 681 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,825 WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW? 682 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,860 I TRAVEL FROM CITY TO CITY FOR WORK, 683 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,529 SO I BASICALLY LIVE IN HOTELS. 684 00:26:38,531 --> 00:26:39,797 BUT WHERE IS YOUR HOME? 685 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,031 THE PLACE YOU GO TO 686 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,000 WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRAVELING AND WORKING. 687 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:46,103 WELL, WHEN I'M NOT TRAVELING AND WORKING, 688 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,571 I GO ON VACATION, 689 00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,206 AND I LIVE IN ANOTHER HOTEL. 690 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,209 HOME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACE IN THE WORLD. 691 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:53,577 IT'S WHERE YOU COME FROM. 692 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:56,447 IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO TO FEEL SAFE AND LOVED. 693 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,716 IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO TO REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. 694 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,150 HOME IS THE ONLY PLACE 695 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:02,686 YOU CAN HAVE NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT. 696 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:05,422 I'M AFRAID TO ASK. 697 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,057 NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT 698 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,325 IS WHERE YOU SIT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, 699 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,526 AND YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF A JAR, 700 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:10,394 AND YOU WATCH OLD MOVIES. 701 00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:12,763 I MEAN, I DO THAT 702 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:15,165 ON THE RARE NIGHT THAT I AM HOME ALONE. 703 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,834 HERE WE ARE. 704 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,069 BEST RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. 705 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,838 IT'S A PIZZA PLACE. 706 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:36,086 HI, GIANO. 707 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,121 EMILY! 708 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,622 HAVE YOU GOT ROOM FOR TWO? 709 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,190 FOR YOU? ANYTIME. 710 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,659 GET UP, WE HAVE A VIP WHO NEEDS THE TABLE. 711 00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:46,764 [CHUCKLING] 712 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,065 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING 713 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,968 THE MARINE BIOLOGIST WHO STOLE OUR EMILY'S HEART. 714 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,136 NO, NO, NO, NO! 715 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,672 NO, UH, THIS IS A CO-WORKER. 716 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,241 NO, BRIAN'S NOT GOING TO BE HERE FOR A WEEK. 717 00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:58,509 NO PROBLEM. 718 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:01,045 I'LL BRING YOU SOMETHING WONDERFUL! 719 00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:03,947 SORRY. 720 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:09,853 OH. THANK YOU. 721 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:12,923 THANK YOU. 722 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:18,862 I'VE BEEN COMING HERE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. 723 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,731 I WORKED HERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, 724 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,566 AND THIS IS WHERE I HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER 725 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:23,867 EVERY YEAR. 726 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,903 GIANO COOKS FOR ANYONE WHO SHOWS UP. 727 00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:27,638 NO TIME FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS? 728 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,607 GIANO IS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 729 00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:31,909 MY MOM DIED WHEN I WAS A BABY. 730 00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:35,345 AND MY DAD RAISED ME. 731 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,346 HE WAS A COP. 732 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,482 BEST GUY IN THE WORLD. 733 00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:40,317 HE DIED WHEN I WAS 17. 734 00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,086 I'M SORRY. 735 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,654 THAT'S HIM. 736 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,391 HE SAVED THIS PLACE FROM BEING ROBBED 737 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,259 WHEN I WAS, LIKE, NINE. 738 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,495 THE ROBBER HAD A GUN, 739 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:52,796 BUT MY DAD TOOK HIM DOWN PEACEFULLY, 740 00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:54,765 AND NO ONE GOT HURT. 741 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:59,103 GIANO PUT HIS PICTURE UP AS A THANK YOU. 742 00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:01,271 AND AS A WARNING TO OTHER ROBBERS. 743 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,440 YOU MUST BE REALLY PROUD OF YOUR DAD. 744 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:06,410 I AM. 745 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,579 THANK YOU. 746 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:09,847 THANK YOU. 747 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,348 YOU LOOK REALLY HAPPY IN THAT PICTURE. 748 00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:16,253 SO, WAS THAT YOUR BEST DAY EVER? 749 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,155 IT WAS A GOOD DAY. 750 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,389 I HAVE THIS THEORY 751 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,824 THAT WE ALL HAVE ONE BEST DAY EVER. 752 00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:22,826 WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF DAYS THAT COME CLOSE, 753 00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:25,896 DAYS THAT ARE FUN, OR MEANINGFUL AND INTERESTING, 754 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,030 BUT... 755 00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:31,769 ONLY ONE DAY THAT ALL OTHERS ARE MEASURED BY. 756 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,070 AND YOU'RE NOT TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD. 757 00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,341 YOU'RE NOT WISE ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU CAN FAIL, 758 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:40,511 OR NOT NAIVE ENOUGH TO THINK THINGS COME EASY. 759 00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:45,182 THEN, YEAH, I WOULD SAY IT WAS MY BEST DAY EVER. 760 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,284 SO FAR. 761 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:50,888 I THINK MY WEDDING DAY WILL BE MY BEST DAY EVER. 762 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,526 HOW ABOUT YOU, HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BEST DAY EVER? 763 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:58,195 MAY 2, 1985. 764 00:29:58,197 --> 00:30:00,097 I HIT A HOME RUN WITH TWO ON BASE. 765 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,131 IT WAS A SUNNY DAY, 766 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,734 AND I ATE THREE HOT DOGS. 767 00:30:03,736 --> 00:30:06,170 [CHUCKLES] 768 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:10,107 AND I WAS ONLY EIGHT, BUT... 769 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,442 I STILL REMEMBER EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 770 00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:18,582 I CAN SMELL THE DIRT ON THE FIELD, 771 00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:20,818 I CAN SEE EXACTLY WHERE THE CHALK DUST BLEW UP 772 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,020 WHEN I CROSSED HOME PLATE. 773 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,289 AND YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A DAY 774 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,224 THAT WILL KNOCK THAT DAY OUT OF THE PARK? 775 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,227 MAYBE A DAY 776 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,629 THAT INVOLVES SOMEONE OTHER THAN JUST YOURSELF? 777 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:33,964 NO. 778 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:35,899 NO. 779 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:37,267 GOOD IDEA. 780 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,735 YEAH, KEEP YOUR EXPECTATIONS LOW, 781 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,404 AND THEN YOU'LL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED. 782 00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,005 THANK YOU. 783 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,373 THANK YOU. 784 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:44,975 [SIGHING] 785 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,143 -BUON APPETITO. -GRAZIE. 786 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,778 MY FAVORITE. 787 00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:49,880 THIS IS CALLED "BUDDHA." 788 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:53,617 IT'S ONE WITH EVERYTHING. 789 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:56,086 [LAUGHING] 790 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:57,154 THERE YOU GO. 791 00:30:57,156 --> 00:30:58,822 NO, NO, THIS ONE, THIS ONE. 792 00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:01,525 RR...! 793 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,393 OH, MY GOD... 794 00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:06,363 MM. 795 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,531 MM! 796 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,337 THAT'S THE BEST PIZZA I'VE EVER HAD. 797 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:15,839 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD CHANGE ABOUT IT IF YOU COULD? 798 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,076 NO. 799 00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:20,244 IT'S PERFECT. 800 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,813 [CHUCKLING] 801 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,684 WELL, I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE. 802 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:28,719 I THINK IT'S A LEAP. 803 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:29,920 EXACTLY! 804 00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:31,255 IT IS A LEAP. 805 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:32,289 THAT'S THE POINT! 806 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,057 LOVE IS A LEAP YOU TAKE WITH EACH OTHER. 807 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,559 YOU COMMIT TO HOLDING TIGHT, 808 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:36,793 JUMPING OFF, 809 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:38,395 AND FACING THE WORLD TOGETHER. 810 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,964 YOU MAKE LOVE SOUND LIKE A SUICIDE PACT. 811 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,468 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 812 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,803 I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE THAT LASTS FOREVER. 813 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,138 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT WORK. 814 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,106 WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT WORK EITHER, 815 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,074 BUT I STILL BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE. 816 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,844 I STILL HAVE FAITH THAT IT EXISTS. 817 00:31:53,846 --> 00:31:55,379 I HAVE A FIVE-DATE RULE. 818 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:56,546 I GO ON FIVE DATES WITH A WOMAN. 819 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,915 IF I'M FEELING LIKE IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, 820 00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,016 I END IT. 821 00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:03,654 YOU CAN'T KNOW 822 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:04,454 EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT A PERSON 823 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:05,856 IN FIVE DATES. 824 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:06,890 I KNOW ENOUGH. 825 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,325 AFTER FIVE DATES, 826 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:09,693 A WOMAN STARTS THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE, 827 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:11,161 SO I END IT BEFORE SHE GETS CONFUSED. 828 00:32:12,830 --> 00:32:15,032 YOU INVENTED THE FIVE-DATE RULE, 829 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:16,767 AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S CONFUSED? 830 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,135 DO YOU PREVIEW EVERY ACT FROM THE PARADE? 831 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,670 YES! I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE READY! 832 00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:21,371 [BAND STOPS PLAYING] 833 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,341 GREAT JOB, GUYS! YOU'RE READY! 834 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:26,143 [APPLAUDING] 835 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,344 WHOO! 836 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,379 [♪♪♪] 837 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,492 WHAT IS SHE DOING? 838 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:45,495 UM, INTERVIEWING SANTAS FOR THE PARADE. 839 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,597 IT'S JUST A STUPID SANTA. 840 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:50,067 YEAH, SHE'S LOOKING FOR ONE WITH A JOLLY SMILE 841 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,635 AND A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE. 842 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,571 SEE THE PICTURE ON THE WALL? 843 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,539 HE'S THE ONE 844 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:56,640 FROM HER CHILDHOOD. 845 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:57,774 THE ONE THEY ALL HAVE TO MEASURE UP TO. 846 00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:59,209 AH. 847 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:01,778 I SEE. 848 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:06,616 IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN, 849 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:07,818 I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP. 850 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:08,819 I KNOW ALL THE BARS. 851 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,854 I MEAN, I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 852 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:12,389 [GIGGLES] 853 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:15,292 IT'S NOT LIKE I LIVE IN THEM, OR DRINK EVERY NIGHT. 854 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,293 [GIGGLES] 855 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:17,928 I LOVE TO PARTY. 856 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:22,299 I'M NOT A PARTY GIRL... 857 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,633 I SHOULD WALK AWAY NOW. 858 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,004 CALL ME. 859 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:33,777 ANYWAY... 860 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:35,946 WE'RE DOWN A CLOWN. 861 00:33:35,948 --> 00:33:37,547 HE GOT ONE OF HIS BIG SHOES STUCK IN AN ESCALATOR. 862 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,416 THEY SAY HE'LL BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN BY CHRISTMAS, BUT-- 863 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,584 THANKS, DONNA. 864 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:43,286 UM, CAN I GIVE YOU A SMALL BIT OF ADVICE? 865 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:44,888 [SIGHS] SURE. 866 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,790 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH HENRY. 867 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:49,059 ARE YOU READING MY MIND? 868 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:50,293 HE'S JUST ONE OF THOSE GUYS 869 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:52,496 WHO BREEZES INTO TOWN ALL CUTE AND NICE. 870 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,065 THEN HE SUCKS YOU IN WITH HIS CHARM 871 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:55,799 AND HIS COOL HAIR, 872 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:56,800 AND HIS GREEN EYES, 873 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,201 AND THEN HE BREAKS YOUR HEART. 874 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,537 HOW DID YOU KNOW HE HAD GREEN EYES? 875 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,838 I SAW THEM. 876 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:02,839 I GLANCED AT THEM. 877 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:05,175 THEY'RE DREAMY. 878 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,543 LOOK, HE HAS A FIVE DATE RULE. 879 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,812 HE GOES ON FIVE DATES, 880 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:09,446 AND THEN WHEN HE REALIZES YOU'RE NOT PERFECT, 881 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,681 HE DUMPS YOU. 882 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:14,284 SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, THEN, I'M PRETTY PERFECT. 883 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:15,385 TRUE. 884 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,386 WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 885 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,455 THANK YOU. 886 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,297 ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT NIGHT? 887 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:29,733 THIS IS THE SECOND MONDAY OF THE MONTH, RIGHT? 888 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,368 YES, BUT-- 889 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:32,702 JUST WAIT. 890 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,771 THIS IS WHEN THEY PRACTICE FOR THE PARADE. 891 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,173 THESE PEOPLE MOVE PRETTY SLOWLY. 892 00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:46,516 SO, DO YOU OWN ANY CLOTHING FROM THIS DECADE? 893 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:49,886 I LIKE OLD CLOTHES. 894 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:53,323 I GUESS THEY'RE ALREADY WORN IN FOR YOU. 895 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,598 WHEN MY MOM DIED, 896 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,866 MY DAD WAS SO SAD, 897 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:07,270 HE GAVE ALL OF HER CLOTHES AND SHOES TO GOODWILL. 898 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,505 OH, SO YOU FIGURE IF YOU BUY ENOUGH OF THEM, 899 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,474 YOU MIGHT ONE DAY BE WEARING HER CLOTHES. 900 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,445 STUPID, RIGHT? 901 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,414 NOT AT ALL. 902 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,055 [TURNS ON DANCE MUSIC] 903 00:35:25,057 --> 00:35:27,891 [CHUCKLES] 904 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:31,661 [♪♪♪] 905 00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:34,731 THEY'RE CALLED "THE STARLIGHTS." 906 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,066 THEY'VE BEEN DANCING IN THE PARADE 907 00:35:36,068 --> 00:35:37,868 AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. 908 00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:39,102 MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN MARRIED 909 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:41,771 FOR 30 YEARS OR MORE. 910 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:45,342 THEY PRACTICE EVERY SECOND MONDAY OF THE MONTH, 911 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:46,376 RAIN OR SHINE. 912 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,479 REALLY? 913 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:03,360 [♪♪♪] 914 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:12,802 WHOO! 915 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,638 [LAUGHING] 916 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,572 WHOA. 917 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:16,773 HOW DO THEY DO THAT? 918 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:17,974 DO WHAT? 919 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:21,378 STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR THAT MANY YEARS? 920 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,746 YOU KNOW, I ASKED THEM THAT ONCE. 921 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,014 AND WHAT WAS THEIR ANSWER? 922 00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:25,916 PEAKS AND VALLEYS. 923 00:36:25,918 --> 00:36:27,551 THAT'S THE KEY, APPARENTLY. 924 00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:28,718 YOU HAVE TO REALIZE 925 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,086 THAT ALL DAYS ARE NOT GOING TO BE PEAKS, 926 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:31,721 BUT YOU HOLD ONTO THEM 927 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,056 TO GET YOU THROUGH THE VALLEYS. 928 00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,591 THAT'S IT, JUST PEAKS AND VALLEYS? 929 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,459 MM-HMM, APPARENTLY THAT'S IT. 930 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:39,763 AFFECTION, COMPROMISE, PEAKS AND VALLEYS, 931 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,631 AND A GOOD PAIR OF DANCE SHOES. 932 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,067 [LAUGHING] 933 00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:47,737 WHOA! 934 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,206 OH! 935 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,840 [LAUGHING] 936 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,509 [APPLAUSE] 937 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,045 THANK YOU. 938 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,079 [GIGGLES] 939 00:36:59,016 --> 00:37:01,184 I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME. 940 00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:02,686 I'LL DRIVE YOU. 941 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,354 NO, NO, UH, I CAN WALK. 942 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:05,589 NO, IT'S-- 943 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:06,223 UH, I DON'T MIND DRIVING YOU. 944 00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:28,445 IT'S OKAY, I CAN WALK. 945 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,213 [CHUCKLES] 946 00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,483 YO QUIERO. 947 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:36,119 I DO. 948 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,261 [SQUEALS IN JOY] 949 00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:48,832 [AIRPLANES LANDING] 950 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:53,069 [SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT] 951 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,371 YOU'RE FINALLY HERE! 952 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,105 AW... 953 00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:56,106 OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 954 00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,841 I HAVE MISSED YOU... 955 00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:00,844 SO MUCH. 956 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,245 AW... 957 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:03,580 YOU LOOK 958 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,081 WONDERFUL. 959 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:05,949 OH, THANK YOU. 960 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,784 SO DO YOU. 961 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,219 YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. 962 00:38:09,221 --> 00:38:11,288 JUST A LITTLE. 963 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:12,856 WELL, DON'T WORRY, IT'LL GROW BACK. 964 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,494 GUESS WHAT? 965 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,296 I GOT A LETTER FROM A PUBLISHER 966 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:21,898 WHO MAY BE INTERESTED IN PUBLISHING MY BOOK. 967 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,100 REALLY? THAT'S AMAZING! 968 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,435 YOU SOUND SURPRISED. 969 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:26,536 NOT AT ALL. 970 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:28,038 THEY'RE LUCKY TO HAVE IT. 971 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,906 WELL, I'M THINKING OF CHANGING THE TITLE TO-- 972 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,309 [STAMMERING] 973 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:33,610 OKAY. 974 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:37,180 I'M THINKING OF CHANGING THE TITLE 975 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:40,283 TO "WHALES: WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?" 976 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:41,451 WOW. 977 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:42,886 [LAUGHS] 978 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,256 WELL, IT'S NOVEMBER 14TH. 979 00:38:46,258 --> 00:38:47,891 WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? 980 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,827 AH, NOT TILL TOMORROW NIGHT. 981 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,996 I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT WHEN I ASK YOU. 982 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,197 [GIGGLING IN EXCITEMENT] 983 00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:55,098 RIGHT NOW 984 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,466 I JUST WANT TO GET HOME, 985 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,069 AND HAVE DINNER AND GO TO BED. 986 00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:00,437 WELL, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO TO JIM'S FOR DINNER. 987 00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:01,738 GIANO IS MAKING LASAGNA-- 988 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,406 MOTHER IS EXPECTING US FOR DINNER. 989 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:04,407 OH. 990 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,675 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS 991 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,743 WHEN I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR A LONG TIME. 992 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:07,944 YEAH, I JUST THOUGHT-- 993 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,312 TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVE DINNER WITH MY FAMILY, 994 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,547 AND THEN TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL GO TO JIM'S, 995 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,183 AND YOU'LL HAVE ME ALL TO YOURSELF. 996 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:15,752 WE'LL STOP BY YOUR PLACE SO YOU CAN GET CHANGED. 997 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,467 THIS IS ONE I DON'T MIND LOSING. 998 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:31,568 NO RING YET? 999 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:32,802 HE WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT. 1000 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:33,937 TONIGHT, AT 8:00. 1001 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,739 WELL, I'M ROOTING FOR YOU. 1002 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,141 YOU STILL DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, DO YOU? 1003 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,110 HE GOT HOME YESTERDAY AFTER A LONG TRIP. 1004 00:39:40,112 --> 00:39:41,144 I THINK LAST NIGHT 1005 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,245 WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT TIME TO ASK YOU. 1006 00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:44,447 I WILL TAKE YOUR $5.00. 1007 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:45,749 THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT I AM. 1008 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,217 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1009 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:48,251 OH, I'M RIGHT. 1010 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:50,487 I HOPE SO. 1011 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:51,087 GO AWAY. 1012 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:52,589 I CAN'T. 1013 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:53,857 WHY NOT? 1014 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,058 I HAVE A MEETING WITH YOU AND YOUR CFO 1015 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,192 TO GO OVER THE BOOKS IN FIVE MINUTES. 1016 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,628 FINE, GO AWAY FOR FIVE MINUTES. 1017 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:12,475 [CROWD CHEERING] 1018 00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:15,211 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RING. 1019 00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:18,014 I NEVER EXPECTED THIS NIGHT TO BE SO MAGICAL. 1020 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:20,784 I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOREVER. 1021 00:40:20,786 --> 00:40:22,652 [TAXI DISPATCH RADIO CRACKLES] 1022 00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:23,853 OH. 1023 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:26,956 ["LA DONNA E MOBILE" FROM "RIGOLETTO" PLAYS] 1024 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:30,360 [♪♪♪] 1025 00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:36,733 EMILY... 1026 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:38,735 YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 1027 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:40,170 THANK YOU. 1028 00:40:40,172 --> 00:40:42,272 YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU. 1029 00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:43,373 SPECIAL NIGHT? 1030 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,941 I THINK SO. 1031 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,676 I'LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1032 00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:55,618 YOU ARE 1033 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,220 SO BEAUTIFUL. 1034 00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,354 THANK YOU. 1035 00:40:58,356 --> 00:40:59,389 AW... 1036 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,566 HOW WEIRD IS THIS? 1037 00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:11,100 YOU AND ME, TOGETHER AT LAST. 1038 00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:12,368 I KNOW. 1039 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:13,803 FINALLY. 1040 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,872 IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 1041 00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:17,474 HOW IS IT WORKING OUT 1042 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:19,175 WITH THAT GUY THEY SENT TO DESTROY THE PARADE? 1043 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:22,745 HE DID NOT TURN OUT TO BE SO BAD. 1044 00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:26,282 WELL, LOOK AT YOU, GETTING ALONG WITH THE ENEMY. 1045 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,852 I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO COME THIS YEAR. 1046 00:41:28,854 --> 00:41:30,420 UH... YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT CROWDS. 1047 00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:31,554 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 1048 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:32,922 RIGHT, RIGHT. 1049 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,592 YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE ORDER DINNER... 1050 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,594 I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1051 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:39,095 YOU DO? 1052 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,463 YES. 1053 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,464 I NEVER IMAGINED THIS NIGHT WOULD BE SO MAGICAL. 1054 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,500 I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOREVER. 1055 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,910 EMILY JONES... 1056 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:56,479 I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR FIVE YEARS... 1057 00:41:58,549 --> 00:42:01,651 AND I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR... 1058 00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:03,086 A LOT OF THAT TIME. 1059 00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:04,687 [GIGGLES] 1060 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:07,824 I WAS AWAY AT SEA FOR MANY MONTHS, 1061 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,092 AND MY TIME AWAY 1062 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:10,527 HAS TAUGHT ME ONE THING, 1063 00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:11,561 AND THAT IS 1064 00:42:11,563 --> 00:42:14,864 THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE WITHOUT YOU. 1065 00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:18,201 I'LL HAVE MY OWN BOAT, 1066 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,502 AND MY OWN RESEARCH TEAM, 1067 00:42:19,504 --> 00:42:20,803 AND WE WILL BE AWAY AT SEA FOR TWO YEARS, 1068 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:22,772 AND WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, 1069 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,841 WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOR 1070 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:27,510 OF JOINING ME ON THE SHIP OF MY LIFE? 1071 00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:29,145 YO QUIERO. I DO! 1072 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,413 WHAT? 1073 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:31,381 [LAUGHING IN DELIGHT] 1074 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,615 GREAT! 1075 00:42:32,617 --> 00:42:35,151 OH, WOW. 1076 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,787 OH... 1077 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:40,623 WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? 1078 00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:42,959 I KNOW. 1079 00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:43,927 IT IS A BIG STEP, 1080 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:44,994 AND WE WILL BE IN EACH OTHER'S FACES, 1081 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,029 CLOSE-CLOSE QUARTERS-- 1082 00:42:46,031 --> 00:42:47,797 NO, NO, NO. 1083 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,299 WHAT? 1084 00:42:49,301 --> 00:42:50,533 I THINK WE'RE READY 1085 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:51,701 FOR THE NEXT STEP IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1086 00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:55,004 DID YOU... 1087 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,372 DID YOU JUST ASK ME TO MARRY YOU? 1088 00:42:57,942 --> 00:42:59,042 M-MARRY ME? 1089 00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:04,113 [QUIETLY] YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MARRIAGE. 1090 00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,915 AFTER WHAT I WENT THROUGH WITH MY PARENTS. 1091 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,684 YOUR PARENTS? 1092 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:10,219 YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS. 1093 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:11,254 EXACTLY. 1094 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,723 THAT IS A LOT TO LIVE UP TO. 1095 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,559 WAIT, IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS, AND I-- 1096 00:43:16,561 --> 00:43:17,560 DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. 1097 00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:19,228 EMBARRASSED? 1098 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,397 A LOT OF WOMEN MIGHT HAVE MADE THE SAME MISTAKE. 1099 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,865 MISTAKE? 1100 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:25,735 WELL, THINKING THAT I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE. 1101 00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:29,906 BRIAN, I'M SORRY, IT'S OVER. 1102 00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:31,040 WHAT? 1103 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,008 WHY? 1104 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,510 I WANT TO GET MARRIED 1105 00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:35,678 I WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY. 1106 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,846 I THOUGHT YOU DID, TOO. 1107 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:40,350 WELL, I-I DO. 1108 00:43:40,352 --> 00:43:41,351 SOMEDAY. 1109 00:43:41,353 --> 00:43:44,220 [CRYING] 1110 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,623 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANY LONGER. 1111 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:47,624 YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. 1112 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,826 NO, I'M BEING HONEST! 1113 00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:59,168 I WILL BE AT THE AIRPORT THANKSGIVING DAY AT 4:00. 1114 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,470 I'M FLYING TO ARUBA, 1115 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:01,738 AND THEN I'M GETTING ON THE SHIP! 1116 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:02,605 THERE WILL BE AN EXTRA TICKET FOR YOU AT THE AIRPORT 1117 00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:04,741 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND! 1118 00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:16,819 EMILY! 1119 00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:18,955 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1120 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:20,089 I ORDERED A PIZZA. 1121 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:21,090 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1122 00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:23,559 I CAME HERE TO GET MARRIED. 1123 00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:24,927 [CRYING] 1124 00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:27,797 GET IN. 1125 00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:29,666 NO. 1126 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,267 I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUPID $5.00 ON ME. 1127 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:33,469 I'LL WRITE YOU AN "I OWE YOU." 1128 00:44:33,471 --> 00:44:34,604 WOULD YOU JUST GET IN THE CAR? 1129 00:44:34,606 --> 00:44:35,638 COME ON. 1130 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,441 [SNIFFLING AND SOBBING] 1131 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:47,850 [♪♪♪] 1132 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,086 I'M SO STUPID. 1133 00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:51,554 HERE, DRINK THIS. 1134 00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:53,022 GO AHEAD AND GLOAT. 1135 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:55,324 SAY "I TOLD YOU SO." 1136 00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:56,559 YOU WERE RIGHT. 1137 00:44:56,561 --> 00:44:58,561 I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE IN MY HOUSE COAT, 1138 00:44:58,563 --> 00:44:59,696 SMOTHERED BY CATS. 1139 00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:00,897 LOOK, HE'S THE LOSER, OKAY? 1140 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,165 HE MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE. 1141 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:04,634 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. 1142 00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:06,335 I WILL ACCEPT THAT LIE 1143 00:45:06,337 --> 00:45:07,570 BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME 1144 00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:10,006 FROM RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC. 1145 00:45:13,944 --> 00:45:15,078 THANK YOU FOR THE DRINK. 1146 00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:17,647 I DON'T REALLY DRINK, 1147 00:45:17,649 --> 00:45:20,950 SO I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL IT. 1148 00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:23,886 IT'S GINGER ALE. 1149 00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:26,355 OH. 1150 00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,691 [SOBBING] 1151 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:35,198 THAT WAS AMAZING! 1152 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,232 OH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 1153 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,868 YOU KNOW, I WAS GOOD. 1154 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:40,436 I WAS REALLY GOOD. 1155 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:43,206 I WAS, LIKE, PROFESSIONAL GOOD. 1156 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:44,874 BUT... I WAS NOT. I WAS ONLY HIGH SCHOOL GOOD. 1157 00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:46,309 AND I WAS DEVAS-THATED. 1158 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:47,944 I WAS... 1159 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,912 DEVAS.... 1160 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:50,980 [TOGETHER]: DEVASTATED... 1161 00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:52,482 WHEN I REALIZED 1162 00:45:52,484 --> 00:45:55,084 THAT MY DREAM WAS AN ILLUSION. 1163 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,986 I'M SURE YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 1164 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,254 NO, I WAS NOT. 1165 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,056 I MEAN, I'M NOT, YOU KNOW, HORRIBLE, 1166 00:46:00,058 --> 00:46:01,057 BUT I'M NOT LADY GAGA. 1167 00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:03,593 [CHUCKLES] 1168 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:05,595 ["HEART OF GLASS" BY BLONDIE STARTS PLAYING] 1169 00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:06,662 I LOVE THIS SONG. 1170 00:46:06,664 --> 00:46:08,431 NO, EMILY. NO, NO, NO-- 1171 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,133 OH, YES. 1172 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:12,735 [FEEDBACK WHINES] 1173 00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:16,572 ♪ ONCE I HAD A LOVE AND IT WAS A GAS ♪ 1174 00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:21,144 ♪ SOON TURNED OUT HAD A HEART OF GLASS ♪ 1175 00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:25,181 ♪ SEEMED LIKE THE REAL THING ONLY TO FIND ♪ 1176 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:28,384 ♪ BUNCH OF MISTRUST LOVE'S GONE BEHIND... ♪ 1177 00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:29,352 IT HAS? 1178 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:30,286 WHERE DID IT GO? 1179 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,320 [LAUGHTER] 1180 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,089 [LAUGHING] 1181 00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:34,724 I'M GONNA LOOK FOR IT! 1182 00:46:34,726 --> 00:46:39,595 ♪ ONCE I HAD A LOVE AND IT WAS DIVINE ♪ 1183 00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:42,331 ♪ SOON FOUND OUT I WAS LOSIN' MY MIND ♪ 1184 00:46:43,934 --> 00:46:48,437 ♪ THOUGHT IT WAS THE REAL THING I WAS SO BLIND ♪ 1185 00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:50,373 ♪ MUCHO MISTRUST LOVE'S GONE BEHIND ♪ 1186 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:51,641 [WARM LAUGHTER] 1187 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:53,776 [♪♪♪] 1188 00:46:53,778 --> 00:46:55,778 ♪ IN BETWEEN ♪ 1189 00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:59,382 ♪ WHAT I FIND IS PLEASIN' AND I'M FEELING FINE ♪ 1190 00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:00,783 [AUDIENCE SHOUTS] SO FINE! 1191 00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:03,352 ♪ LOVE IS SO CONFUSING THERE'S NO PEACE OF MIND ♪ 1192 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:04,387 NO PEACE! 1193 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,055 ♪ --FEAR I'M LOSIN' YOU ♪ 1194 00:47:06,057 --> 00:47:07,957 ♪ THERE'S JUST NO GOOD ♪ 1195 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:09,759 ♪ YOU TEASIN' LIKE YOU DO-- ♪ 1196 00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:10,827 -THIS IS YOUR PART! -I'M NOT A GOOD SINGER-- 1197 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:11,994 ♪ OOH... ♪ 1198 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:12,929 ♪ OOH-AAH! ♪ 1199 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:13,863 -REALLY GOOD. -THANK YOU. 1200 00:47:13,865 --> 00:47:14,897 AGAIN. 1201 00:47:14,899 --> 00:47:16,966 ♪ [BOTH]: OOH-AAH! ♪ 1202 00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,000 IT'S A DUET NOW. 1203 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:18,701 OKAY, THAT'S IT. NO MORE, PLEASE-- 1204 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:20,036 ♪ OOH-AAH ♪ 1205 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:21,137 ♪ OOH-AAH! ♪ 1206 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,238 THAT'S IT. 1207 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,239 BUT THAT WAS GREAT. 1208 00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:25,908 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1209 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:27,143 THAT WAS GREAT. 1210 00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:28,177 THANK YOU. 1211 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,645 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 1212 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:30,880 WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. 1213 00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:31,781 IT'S 2:00 A.M. 1214 00:47:31,783 --> 00:47:32,682 OKAY. 1215 00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:33,616 HOW COULD YOU BE DRUNK? 1216 00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:34,851 YOU ONLY HAD ONE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE? 1217 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,686 LOW TOLERANCE. 1218 00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:37,720 I NEED TO GET YOU HOME. 1219 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:38,754 RIGHT. HMM... 1220 00:47:38,756 --> 00:47:40,656 I KNOW YOU AND YOUR TYPE. 1221 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:43,559 YOU THINK YOU CAN FILL ME WITH CHAMPAGNE 1222 00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:44,527 AND SEDUCE ME. 1223 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,762 YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU RESCUED ME, 1224 00:47:46,764 --> 00:47:50,766 AND YOU'RE SO HANDSOME, AND CUTE, AND HANDSOME, 1225 00:47:50,768 --> 00:47:52,935 THAT I WILL JUST FALL INTO YOUR ARMS 1226 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:53,936 AND KISS YOU. 1227 00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:57,273 WELL, THINK AGAIN, BUCKO! 1228 00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:59,909 EMILY, I JUST... 1229 00:47:59,911 --> 00:48:02,545 [VOMITING VIOLENTLY] 1230 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,885 FEELING BETTER? 1231 00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:10,887 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 1232 00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:12,421 NONSENSE. THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 1233 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:14,991 I'M NOT USED TO DRINKING CHAMPAGNE. 1234 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,192 YOU'LL BE FINE. 1235 00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:17,193 I KNOW IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT NOW, 1236 00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:19,028 BUT TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE FINE. 1237 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:20,830 COME ON, LET ME TAKE YOU HOME. 1238 00:48:20,832 --> 00:48:23,332 DON'T BOTHER, I'LL JUST JUMP. 1239 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:25,635 NAH, IT'S TOO MESSY. 1240 00:48:25,637 --> 00:48:28,304 HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO WRONG? 1241 00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:30,373 I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME. 1242 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:34,610 THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 1243 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:37,346 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1244 00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:39,582 CAN ONLY GET BETTER FROM HERE. 1245 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,620 [SIGHS] 1246 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:45,688 WHOA. 1247 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,056 CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? 1248 00:48:47,058 --> 00:48:48,424 NOW THAT I'VE HUMILIATED MYSELF 1249 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,459 BEYOND ALL REASON. 1250 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:52,695 I'M AFRAID OF BOATS. 1251 00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:54,163 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ON A BOAT, 1252 00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:57,333 SO I'M NOT SURE WHY, BUT STILL... 1253 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:58,634 SO DON'T TAKE A CRUISE. 1254 00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,903 I GO DOWN TO THE TOUR DECK, AND I TRY AND GET ON, 1255 00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:03,172 BUT THEN EVERY TIME, SOMETHING STOPS ME. 1256 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:04,640 THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP HATES ME. 1257 00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:05,608 SO, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO 1258 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:07,610 IF YOU MARRIED HIM? 1259 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:10,579 I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A PLAN. 1260 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:12,014 HUH. 1261 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:15,084 [RATTLING KNOB] 1262 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:16,252 NO. 1263 00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:17,253 OOPS. 1264 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:18,421 WHAT? 1265 00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,089 UH... 1266 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:21,057 ONCE SECOND, UH... 1267 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:22,158 THEY'LL PROBABLY HEAR US. 1268 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,961 [BANGING ON DOOR] 1269 00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,329 WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE A SEAT, OKAY? 1270 00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:28,164 I'LL KEEP TRYING. 1271 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,131 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING-- 1272 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,399 I'M SICK OF TRYING. 1273 00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:31,367 AND, I LEFT MY CELL PHONE-- 1274 00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,736 I TRY, AND I TRY AND I TRY-- 1275 00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:34,804 OPEN THE DOOR! 1276 00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:36,238 --BUT LOOK AT ME-- 1277 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,206 ANYBODY HERE? 1278 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,474 I'M STILL ALONE. 1279 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,342 [BANGING] 1280 00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:41,644 HELLO! 1281 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:42,578 [SIGHS] 1282 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:43,646 MAYBE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BOATS 1283 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:44,814 BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER SURE 1284 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,149 IF BRIAN WAS THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU. 1285 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:48,617 [POUNDING] 1286 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,456 [♪♪♪] 1287 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,658 [SNORING] 1288 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:52,648 GOOD MORNING. 1289 00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:56,752 WELL, THANK YOU 1290 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:58,421 FOR TAKING CARE OF ME LAST NIGHT. 1291 00:50:58,423 --> 00:51:01,924 I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU PROBABLY DID FOR ME. 1292 00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,526 MY PLEASURE. 1293 00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,561 I'M FAIRLY SURE I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY BEHAVIOR, 1294 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:06,862 AND AS SOON AS I REMEMBER WHAT I DID, 1295 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,631 I WILL TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. 1296 00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:10,466 YOU WERE A PERFECT LADY. 1297 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:11,767 [SIGHS] 1298 00:51:11,769 --> 00:51:14,870 I GUESS WE HAVE TO DO THE WALK OF SHAME. 1299 00:51:14,872 --> 00:51:16,772 IT APPEARS SO. 1300 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,107 [GROANS] 1301 00:51:18,109 --> 00:51:20,643 HOW AM I GOING TO GO IN AND FACE EVERYONE AT WORK? 1302 00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,445 YOU DODGED A BULLET. 1303 00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:24,447 THEY'LL BE HAPPY FOR YOU. 1304 00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:27,917 COME ON, LET ME SHAME-WALK YOU HOME. 1305 00:51:29,886 --> 00:51:31,353 ARE YOU SURE 1306 00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:34,190 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EMBARRASSING LAST NIGHT? 1307 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:36,625 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS THAT ONE THING. 1308 00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:37,493 WHAT? 1309 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:38,761 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1310 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:42,164 IT WASN'T ANYTHING BAD ENOUGH TO PUT ON YouTube. 1311 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:47,036 ♪ OOH-AAH! OOH-AAH! ♪ 1312 00:51:47,038 --> 00:51:49,638 [SINGING MOCKINGLY] 1313 00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:06,188 I NEVER LIKED BRIAN. 1314 00:52:06,190 --> 00:52:08,023 REALLY? YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING. 1315 00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:09,024 I SAID LOTS OF THINGS. 1316 00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:10,659 YOU JUST NEVER LISTENED, SO I STOPPED. 1317 00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:13,796 I FIGURED IF YOU WERE HAPPY, WHO WAS I TO JUDGE? 1318 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,664 HMM. WELL, HERE YOU GO. 1319 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,500 WHAT? NO, NO, NO, KEEP IT. 1320 00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:20,202 YOU WILL WEAR IT ONE DAY, AND YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL IN IT. 1321 00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:21,670 NOPE. 1322 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,272 I'LL NEVER GET MARRIED. 1323 00:52:23,274 --> 00:52:25,774 WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1324 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,648 [LAUGHS] 1325 00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:35,417 HENRY WAS REALLY SWEET, THOUGH. 1326 00:52:35,419 --> 00:52:37,753 HE RESCUED ME FROM THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 1327 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,989 WELL, HE'S A NICE GUY. 1328 00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:41,457 YEAH. 1329 00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:43,492 TOO BAD HE'S A JERK. 1330 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,660 WELL, MAYBE HE'S NOT A JERK. 1331 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:45,594 HE'S SO CUTE-- 1332 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:46,896 NO, HE IS A JERK. 1333 00:52:46,898 --> 00:52:48,731 HE HAS A FIVE-DATE RULE. 1334 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,699 HE GOES ON FIVE DATES WITH A WOMAN, 1335 00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:52,301 AND THEN IF SHE'S NOT PERFECT, 1336 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:53,602 HE ENDS THE RELATIONSHIP. 1337 00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:56,238 THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SENSIBLE. 1338 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,040 YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT A PERSON IN FIVE DATES 1339 00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,508 TO KNOW WHETHER THE CHEMISTRY'S THERE. 1340 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:02,845 YES, BUT HE GOES IN, BELIEVING IT WON'T WORK. 1341 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,280 AGAIN, SENSIBLE. 1342 00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:06,415 YOU HOLD THE OTHER PERSON TO A HIGHER STANDARD, 1343 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:07,716 YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF KNOWING 1344 00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:08,951 WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO END UP WITH THE RIGHT PERSON. 1345 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:10,186 WELL, EITHER WAY, 1346 00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:11,654 HE LEAVES IN A WEEK RIGHT AFTER THE PARADE, 1347 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:13,422 SO IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1348 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:14,490 AND HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO RECOMMEND 1349 00:53:14,492 --> 00:53:16,192 THAT THE CITY ELIMINATE THE PARADE. 1350 00:53:16,194 --> 00:53:17,793 WHAT A JERK. 1351 00:53:17,795 --> 00:53:19,361 I TOLD YOU. 1352 00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:28,771 MORNING. 1353 00:53:32,175 --> 00:53:33,776 THANKS. 1354 00:53:35,478 --> 00:53:36,745 OKAY, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. 1355 00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,080 I'M FINE. 1356 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:39,415 STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M GOING TO FALL APART. 1357 00:53:39,417 --> 00:53:41,584 I AM FINE, REALLY. 1358 00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:43,652 NOW, WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK UNTIL THE PARADE, 1359 00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:46,055 SO EVERYONE REALLY NEEDS TO FOCUS! 1360 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:47,556 I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, 1361 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:48,958 BUT LET'S GET BACK TO WORK, 1362 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,261 AND LET'S PUT ON THE BEST PARADE EVER! 1363 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:57,032 [SOBBING] 1364 00:53:57,034 --> 00:53:59,835 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT TO YOU. 1365 00:54:00,637 --> 00:54:01,637 I'M FINE. 1366 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:04,273 I WOULDN'T BE. 1367 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:05,708 YOU ARE REALLY STRONG. 1368 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,176 THANK YOU. 1369 00:54:07,178 --> 00:54:08,043 I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY KILL MYSELF 1370 00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:09,378 IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME-- 1371 00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:11,013 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK. 1372 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,949 I WOULD FEEL LIKE LIFE WASN'T WORTH LIVING. 1373 00:54:13,951 --> 00:54:16,151 I MEAN, THE DISAPPOINTMENT... 1374 00:54:16,153 --> 00:54:18,220 [GASPING BETWEEN SOBS] AND THE HUMILIATION 1375 00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:19,154 WOULD JUST BE 1376 00:54:19,156 --> 00:54:20,589 MORE THAN I COULD TAKE! 1377 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:23,993 I SERIOUSLY WOULD FALL OVER AND DIE! 1378 00:54:23,995 --> 00:54:25,094 [SOBBING] 1379 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:29,698 [♪♪♪] 1380 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,967 ♪ THE REINDEER FLY ♪ 1381 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,802 ♪ I WAVE GOODBYE ♪ 1382 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:37,573 ♪ TO SANTA WITH A KISS ♪ 1383 00:54:37,575 --> 00:54:39,742 ♪ YOU BRING ME HOME ♪ 1384 00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:45,447 ♪ STORIES OF ROME PARIS AND MADRID ♪ 1385 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,316 ♪ HOW SOFTLY HE TIPTOES ♪ 1386 00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:53,589 ♪ WHEN HE RETURNS HOME AND WHISPERS, "MRS. CLAUS" ♪ 1387 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:58,927 ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND SANTA IS MINE, HO HO ♪ 1388 00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:01,063 [♪♪♪] 1389 00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:02,731 ♪ THE ELVES RELAX ♪ 1390 00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:04,733 ♪ WITH GINGERBREAD SNACKS ♪ 1391 00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:08,704 ♪ AND RUDOLPH STARTS TO PRANCE ♪ 1392 00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:12,207 ♪ WE SING AND SWAY TO THE MUSIC WE PLAY ♪ 1393 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:16,378 ♪ AS SANTA STARTS TO DANCE ♪ 1394 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:20,215 ♪ HOW SOFTLY HE TIPTOES UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE ♪ 1395 00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:23,485 ♪ AND WHISPERS, "MRS. CLAUS" ♪ 1396 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:28,824 ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND SANTA IS MINE, HO HO ♪ 1397 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,427 [♪♪♪] 1398 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:56,018 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 1399 00:55:58,321 --> 00:55:59,488 [VOICEMAIL BEEPS] 1400 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:01,590 [BRIAN]: EMILY, PLEASE PICK UP. 1401 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:05,060 EMILY, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, 1402 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,196 BUT I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS. 1403 00:56:07,198 --> 00:56:09,098 [SIGHS SADLY] 1404 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:12,334 YOU'RE THE ONLY FISH IN THE SEA FOR ME. 1405 00:56:12,336 --> 00:56:14,303 [CALL DISCONNECTS] 1406 00:56:42,866 --> 00:56:44,133 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1407 00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:45,267 OH, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT. 1408 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:47,136 OH. 1409 00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:49,004 IS THE CIRCUS IN TOWN? 1410 00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:52,474 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US? 1411 00:56:55,879 --> 00:57:00,249 [KIDS GIGGLE AND SHOUT] 1412 00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:06,989 PAUL AND I STARTED THIS PROGRAM. 1413 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,190 WE DO IT EVERY YEAR. 1414 00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:09,458 SOME OF THESE KIDS ARE TOO SICK 1415 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,493 TO COME TO THE PARADE, 1416 00:57:11,495 --> 00:57:13,228 SO WE BRING THE PARADE TO THEM. 1417 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:15,030 OUR ORGANIZATION DOES EVENTS THROUGHOUT THE YEAR 1418 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,398 FOR THE RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE. 1419 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,866 THEY GIVE FAMILIES A PLACE TO STAY 1420 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:19,268 WHILE THEIR CHILDREN GO THROUGH TREATMENT. 1421 00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:21,370 THAT'S REALLY NICE. 1422 00:57:21,372 --> 00:57:23,138 IT'S WHAT YOU DO FOR THE CITY YOU CALL HOME. 1423 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:27,242 AND, NO, IT DOESN'T COST THE CITY ANY MONEY. 1424 00:57:27,244 --> 00:57:30,345 [CHUCKLING] 1425 00:57:58,608 --> 00:57:59,775 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1426 00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:01,310 HELLO? 1427 00:58:01,312 --> 00:58:03,045 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1428 00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:05,180 NEW YORK TIMES CROSSWORD PUZZLE IN INK. 1429 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,348 OH, IMPRESSIVE. 1430 00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:08,317 I KNOW, RIGHT? 1431 00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:10,385 ARE THOSE YOUR ONLY PLANS FOR THE EVENING? 1432 00:58:10,387 --> 00:58:12,554 IF YOU MUST KNOW, 1433 00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:13,455 I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR, 1434 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:14,756 EATING CHOCOLATE 1435 00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:16,325 AND PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF A JAR, 1436 00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:18,527 WATCHING "MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET." 1437 00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:19,561 NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT. 1438 00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:22,531 MM-HMM, DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT. 1439 00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:27,769 [SPORTS PLAYS ON TELEVISION] 1440 00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,509 [CALL RINGING] 1441 00:58:33,511 --> 00:58:35,444 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 1442 00:58:35,446 --> 00:58:37,479 HEY, GRETCHEN. 1443 00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:40,582 I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 1444 00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:42,217 PEOPLE REALLY DO DESERVE 1445 00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:45,320 TO HAVE EVERYTHING THEY WANT IN LIFE. 1446 00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:47,656 I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND 1447 00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:50,225 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SIT AROUND, 1448 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:51,293 AT HOME, 1449 00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,061 AND EAT PEANUT BUTTER, 1450 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:57,799 AND WATCH MOVIES WITH SOMEONE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT. 1451 00:59:08,411 --> 00:59:09,444 OH. 1452 00:59:09,446 --> 00:59:10,445 [CHUCKLES] 1453 00:59:10,447 --> 00:59:12,347 I TRIED NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT, 1454 00:59:12,349 --> 00:59:13,815 AND I LIKED IT. 1455 00:59:13,817 --> 00:59:15,317 [GASPING] I TOLD YOU. 1456 00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:16,585 WHAT MOVIE DID YOU WATCH? 1457 00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:17,819 BULLS GAME. 1458 00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,655 NUTTY SPORTS NIGHT. 1459 00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:21,323 THAT WORKS, TOO. 1460 00:59:21,325 --> 00:59:22,357 I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE. 1461 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,659 COME WITH ME? 1462 00:59:23,661 --> 00:59:24,726 OH, I HAVE A MEETING WITH PAUL 1463 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:26,028 TO GO OVER THE FINAL LINE-UP FOR THE PARADE. 1464 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:27,896 YOU WON'T BE LATE. COME ON. 1465 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,265 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME MY MEETING IS? 1466 00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:32,167 WILL YOU COME? 1467 00:59:33,603 --> 00:59:35,304 [♪♪♪] 1468 00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:49,284 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 1469 00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:50,519 FACING OUR FEARS. 1470 00:59:50,521 --> 00:59:52,254 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? 1471 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:53,655 "TITANIC"? 1472 00:59:53,657 --> 00:59:56,124 THERE ARE NO ICEBERGS IN THE RIVER. 1473 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:57,059 BUT IT COULD STILL SINK. 1474 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,060 DOUBTFUL, 1475 00:59:58,062 --> 00:59:59,061 BUT WHAT IF IT DOES? 1476 00:59:59,063 --> 01:00:00,195 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM? 1477 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:01,063 YES. 1478 01:00:01,065 --> 01:00:02,230 WELL, THEN YOU'LL SWIM TO SHORE. 1479 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:03,498 BUT WHAT IF ... 1480 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,467 OH, THIS GUY HATES ME. 1481 01:00:06,536 --> 01:00:07,536 WELCOME ABOARD! 1482 01:00:07,538 --> 01:00:09,104 CAPTAIN. 1483 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,505 [MUTTERING] OH, IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY. 1484 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:11,840 I RENTED THE BOAT FOR THE DAY. 1485 01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:13,041 THE WHOLE BOAT? 1486 01:00:13,043 --> 01:00:13,775 YUP. 1487 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:14,743 WHY? 1488 01:00:14,745 --> 01:00:16,712 WHY NOT? 1489 01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:18,313 WHAT IF-- WHAT IF I-- 1490 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:20,248 LOOK INTO MY EYES. 1491 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,552 YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE ASKING "WHAT IF?" 1492 01:00:23,554 --> 01:00:25,354 OR YOU CAN JUST LIVE IN THE MOMENT 1493 01:00:25,356 --> 01:00:26,588 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1494 01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:27,990 I HAVE TICKETS 1495 01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:29,391 TO THE BULLS GAME TONIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO GO. 1496 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,693 SURE. YEAH, WHY NOT? 1497 01:00:31,695 --> 01:00:33,095 GREAT. 1498 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,463 OH. LOOK DOWN. 1499 01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:38,166 [CHUCKLES] 1500 01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:42,270 CALM. BREATHE. 1501 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:43,438 [EXHALING] 1502 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,406 NOT SO BAD. 1503 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:46,341 SEE? 1504 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:47,309 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 1505 01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,810 YEAH. OKAY. 1506 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,512 OKAY, NOT SO BAD. 1507 01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,681 IT'S FUN, RIGHT? 1508 01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:55,150 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 1509 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:57,219 WHAT HAVE I BEEN SO SCARED OF? 1510 01:00:57,221 --> 01:00:58,553 [LAUGHS] 1511 01:00:58,555 --> 01:01:01,490 [♪♪♪] 1512 01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:05,027 THERE YOU ARE. 1513 01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:07,062 I HAVE THE SIGNED RELEASE FORMS FOR ALL OF THE PERFORMERS-- 1514 01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:08,830 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 1515 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,032 IT'S ALMOST MODERN. 1516 01:01:10,034 --> 01:01:12,467 OH. I'M GOING TO THE BULLS GAME WITH HENRY. 1517 01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:13,669 OH... HA HA. 1518 01:01:13,671 --> 01:01:14,970 YOU'RE DATING HIM? 1519 01:01:14,972 --> 01:01:16,905 WHAT? NO, NOT AT ALL. 1520 01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:19,374 HE ASKED ME, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE. 1521 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:20,542 [LAUGHS] 1522 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:23,311 WHAT HAPPENED TO, "STAY AWAY, HE'S DANGEROUS, 1523 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:24,046 HE'S GOT A FIVE-DATE RULE AND HE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART." 1524 01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:25,614 THIS IS NOT A DATE. 1525 01:01:25,616 --> 01:01:26,882 THIS IS A BUSINESS, 1526 01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:28,583 SLASH FRIEND, SLASH WORK THING 1527 01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:29,918 BEFORE HE GOES AWAY, 1528 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:30,986 AND I NEVER EVER SEE HIM AGAIN, EVER. 1529 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:32,187 [SIGHING] EVER... 1530 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,056 SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO ME. 1531 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:35,323 [SCOFFS] 1532 01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:38,326 THIS IS SO NOT A DATE. 1533 01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:41,296 THIS IS AN EVENING OUT WITH A CO-WORKER. 1534 01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:44,533 SO WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ON LIP GLOSS? 1535 01:01:53,109 --> 01:01:54,843 IT'S NOT A DATE. 1536 01:02:04,153 --> 01:02:05,987 [CROWD CHEERING] 1537 01:02:05,989 --> 01:02:07,389 GO, BULLS, GO! GO, BULLS, GO! 1538 01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:08,356 [CHEERING] 1539 01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:10,692 WHOA-HO! YEAH. 1540 01:02:10,694 --> 01:02:12,527 THIS IS THE BULLS GAME? 1541 01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:13,995 THIS IS THE BULLS GAME. 1542 01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:15,864 THE NORTH HIGH BULLS VERSUS THE SAINTS. 1543 01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:17,232 [CHEERING] 1544 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,367 WOW! HOW DID YOU GET THESE GREAT SEATS? 1545 01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,369 [CHEERING] 1546 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,772 I KNOW A GUY WHO KNOWS A GUY. 1547 01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:24,873 [LAUGHING] 1548 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:26,475 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE. 1549 01:02:26,477 --> 01:02:27,342 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN BACK 1550 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,543 SINCE GRADUATION. 1551 01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:29,845 YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE? 1552 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:31,113 I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS 1553 01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:34,483 WOULD HAVE SENT YOU TO SOME FANCY PRIVATE SCHOOL. 1554 01:02:34,485 --> 01:02:36,118 [CROWD JEERING AT REFEREE] 1555 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,887 OH! 1556 01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:40,422 [CHUCKLING] 1557 01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:42,924 YES, YES, YES, YES... 1558 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,060 AW... 1559 01:02:45,062 --> 01:02:46,261 THAT WAS A FOUL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1560 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:46,962 MY GRANDMOTHER COULD HAVE SEEN THAT! 1561 01:02:46,964 --> 01:02:47,996 GET SOME GLASSES, REF! 1562 01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:49,397 BOO! 1563 01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:50,832 [CROWD BOOING] 1564 01:02:50,834 --> 01:02:53,468 [BOOING AND LAUGHING] 1565 01:02:57,507 --> 01:02:59,307 THAT WAS GREAT. 1566 01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,176 [♪♪♪] 1567 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:08,583 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 1568 01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:09,684 AW... 1569 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:12,554 KISS-CAM, THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS. 1570 01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:13,789 THAT IS SO CUTE. 1571 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,558 [CROWD CHANTING] KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! 1572 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,326 OH... 1573 01:03:19,362 --> 01:03:20,862 I GUESS WE GOTTA... 1574 01:03:20,864 --> 01:03:21,797 IT'S A KISS-CAM. 1575 01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:22,764 IT'S JUST A KISS. 1576 01:03:22,766 --> 01:03:24,733 YEAH, OKAY. 1577 01:03:24,735 --> 01:03:27,102 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1578 01:03:27,104 --> 01:03:29,304 [♪♪♪] 1579 01:03:40,283 --> 01:03:42,117 UH, I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 1580 01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:43,084 YEAH. NO, NO. 1581 01:03:43,086 --> 01:03:44,753 WE SHOULD GO. 1582 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:48,990 [CROWD CHEERING] 1583 01:03:57,633 --> 01:03:58,633 ARE YOU OKAY? 1584 01:03:58,635 --> 01:03:59,467 I'M FINE. 1585 01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:00,569 I JUST THINK IT'S REALLY GREAT 1586 01:04:00,571 --> 01:04:01,937 THAT TWO CO-WORKERS CAN SHARE A FRIENDLY KISS 1587 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:03,004 WITHOUT IT MEANING ANYTHING, 1588 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,873 OR WITHOUT IT LEADING TO ANYTHING, AT ALL. 1589 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,274 YEAH, I MEAN, 1590 01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:06,675 WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHOICE IN THE MATTER AT ALL. 1591 01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:07,509 AT ALL. 1592 01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:08,210 WELL, DUH, IT WAS THE KISS CAM. 1593 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:09,911 WE DID NOT HAVE A CHOICE. 1594 01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:11,313 DUH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 1595 01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:13,348 YEAH, WELL, IT'S WORTH REPEATING. 1596 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,616 [CAR STOPS] 1597 01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:16,451 GREAT. OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1598 01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:17,352 THAT WAS A REALLY GREAT EVENING-- 1599 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,320 EMILY, I JUST WANT TO-- 1600 01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:20,255 OW. 1601 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:21,723 [LAUGHS] 1602 01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:26,895 YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? 1603 01:04:29,999 --> 01:04:31,433 [CHUCKLES RUEFULLY] 1604 01:04:33,135 --> 01:04:34,536 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 1605 01:04:38,441 --> 01:04:40,175 DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE? 1606 01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:41,977 [CHUCKLES] 1607 01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:43,912 I'VE BEEN MARRIED 16 YEARS, SIR. 1608 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:45,447 I DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. 1609 01:04:45,449 --> 01:04:46,982 [LAUGHS] 1610 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:50,051 I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW HER. 1611 01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:53,955 [SIGHS] 1612 01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:56,424 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS TRUE LOVE? 1613 01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,326 I JUST KNEW. 1614 01:04:58,328 --> 01:04:59,895 I FOUND MYSELF THINKING ABOUT HER 1615 01:04:59,897 --> 01:05:01,930 WHEN I WASN'T WITH HER. 1616 01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:03,365 IF SHE WAS THERE, I WAS HAPPY. 1617 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:06,034 I USED TO DRIVE PAST HER HOUSE 1618 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:07,202 LATE AT NIGHT 1619 01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:10,338 JUST TO BE CLOSE TO HER WHEN SHE SLEPT. 1620 01:05:10,340 --> 01:05:12,274 I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME AFTER OUR THIRD DATE, 1621 01:05:12,276 --> 01:05:14,542 BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY YES UNTIL OUR FIFTH. 1622 01:05:20,983 --> 01:05:23,551 DRAKE HOTEL, PLEASE. 1623 01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:26,621 [♪♪♪] 1624 01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:37,666 [SIGHING] 1625 01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:49,611 YOU SHOULD TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. 1626 01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:50,979 NO, IT WAS JUST ONE KISS. 1627 01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:52,080 AND HE MADE IT CLEAR 1628 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:54,049 HE'S NOT LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. 1629 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:55,383 AND HE LEAVES IN TWO DAYS. 1630 01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:57,819 WELL, NO MAN IS LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP 1631 01:05:57,821 --> 01:05:59,187 UNTIL THEY FALL IN LOVE. 1632 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:02,958 THE RIGHT WOMAN COMES ALONG AND CHANGES EVERYTHING. 1633 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,127 LOOK, YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. 1634 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,762 IF YOU DON'T TAKE A SHOT, THEN YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. 1635 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:10,498 I TOOK A SHOT WITH BRIAN. LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME. 1636 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,300 BRIAN WASN'T THE ONE. 1637 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,736 YOUR EYES NEVER LIT UP LIKE THIS WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT BRIAN. 1638 01:06:14,738 --> 01:06:16,604 I THOUGHT I LOVED HIM. 1639 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:21,109 YOU LOVED THE IDEA OF HIM. 1640 01:06:21,111 --> 01:06:22,877 I MEAN, YOU HARDLY EVER SAW HIM. 1641 01:06:22,879 --> 01:06:24,412 HE WAS GONE MORE THAN HE WAS HOME. 1642 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:27,782 WE SKYPED OUR RELATIONSHIP FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. 1643 01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:30,719 I THINK I LOVED IN FIVE-MINUTE INTERVALS. 1644 01:06:30,721 --> 01:06:32,320 EXACTLY. 1645 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:33,488 TELL HENRY HOW YOU FEEL. 1646 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,490 TOO RISKY. 1647 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:37,292 I ALREADY HAD MY HEART BROKEN ONCE THIS MONTH. 1648 01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:39,594 I'M NOT SURE A HEART CAN BE BROKEN TWICE IN ONE MONTH 1649 01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,262 WITHOUT BREAKING FOR GOOD. 1650 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:44,666 EVERY RELATIONSHIP NEEDS A HERO. 1651 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:46,568 OKAY, THAT ONE PERSON 1652 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:49,137 WHO STANDS UP AND TAKES A CHANCE AND PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE LINE. 1653 01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:51,439 LOOK, I'M NOT JUST GOING TO GO OVER TO HIS HOTEL ROOM 1654 01:06:51,441 --> 01:06:53,441 AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND SAY, "SURPRISE! 1655 01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:54,609 "I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING. 1656 01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:55,777 "I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, 1657 01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:56,678 AND WE SHOULD FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS..." 1658 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,513 YOU SHOULD TAKE A CHANCE. 1659 01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,415 BE HIS SOFT PLACE TO FALL. 1660 01:07:01,617 --> 01:07:03,284 WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1661 01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:06,021 DR. PHIL. 1662 01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:08,757 [LAUGHING] 1663 01:07:10,593 --> 01:07:11,659 I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND SAY HELLO. 1664 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:13,595 AND I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 1665 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,230 AND THOUGHT I'D STOP BY, AND, YOU KNOW, 1666 01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:18,767 WHAT THE HECK, THROW MYSELF AT YOU. 1667 01:07:18,769 --> 01:07:19,901 I KNOW YOU SAID 1668 01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:21,336 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, 1669 01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:25,473 BUT STILL I FIGURED I'D GIVE IT A SHOT. 1670 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:27,809 [VOICE OVER INTERCOM]: MA'AM ARE YOU OKAY? 1671 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:29,244 WHO IS THAT? 1672 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:30,378 HOTEL SECURITY. 1673 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,546 WE MONITOR THE ELEVATORS. 1674 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,048 I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE OKAY. 1675 01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:35,884 I'M FINE, THANKS. 1676 01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:37,852 ALL RIGHT. 1677 01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:38,953 [MUTTERING] MA'AM? 1678 01:07:49,465 --> 01:07:50,632 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1679 01:07:59,175 --> 01:08:01,910 SORRY, I THINK I HAVE THE WRONG ROOM. 1680 01:08:01,912 --> 01:08:03,211 I'M LOOKING FOR HENRY WILLIAMS' ROOM. 1681 01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:04,879 OH, THIS IS HIS ROOM. 1682 01:08:04,881 --> 01:08:05,847 I THINK HE'S IN THE SHOWER. 1683 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:07,949 CAN I HELP YOU? 1684 01:08:07,951 --> 01:08:10,385 WHO ARE YOU? 1685 01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:12,587 MY NAME'S GRETCHEN. 1686 01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:15,824 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 1687 01:08:15,826 --> 01:08:17,125 I WORK WITH HIM. 1688 01:08:17,993 --> 01:08:19,360 I JUST CAME BY TO TELL HIM 1689 01:08:19,362 --> 01:08:21,162 THAT EVERYTHING IS SET FOR THE MEETING TODAY... 1690 01:08:22,031 --> 01:08:23,898 AT THE OFFICE WHERE WE WORK... 1691 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:24,966 TOGETHER AS CO-WORKERS. 1692 01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:26,601 OKAY. 1693 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,670 SO I WILL TELL HIM THAT AT THE OFFICE. 1694 01:08:28,672 --> 01:08:30,071 OKAY. 1695 01:08:34,643 --> 01:08:36,878 [KNOCKING] 1696 01:08:47,389 --> 01:08:48,590 GRETCHEN? 1697 01:08:49,692 --> 01:08:51,059 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1698 01:08:51,061 --> 01:08:53,995 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND I HOPPED ON A PLANE. 1699 01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:55,930 I'M HERE TO SHARE YOUR LIFE 1700 01:08:55,932 --> 01:08:58,333 AND YOUR NUTTY MOVIES AND YOUR PEANUT BUTTER. 1701 01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:00,435 WHAT? 1702 01:09:00,437 --> 01:09:03,304 YOU CALLED AND SAID YOU WERE SORRY. 1703 01:09:04,373 --> 01:09:05,640 I-I WAS, AND I AM. 1704 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:06,774 I JUST... 1705 01:09:06,776 --> 01:09:08,009 DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 1706 01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:11,112 I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO COME. 1707 01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:14,449 NOT IN THOSE WORDS, 1708 01:09:14,451 --> 01:09:16,885 BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY, 1709 01:09:16,887 --> 01:09:19,554 AND THAT YOU WERE BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND 1710 01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:22,223 WHAT A RELATIONSHIP COULD BE. 1711 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:29,397 GRETCHEN... 1712 01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:30,632 THIS IS MY FAULT. 1713 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,468 [GASPING] 1714 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,571 YOU DIDN'T MEAN ME. 1715 01:09:57,893 --> 01:10:00,962 WELL, THIS IS IT, EVERYONE! 1716 01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:03,198 TOMORROW IS THE PARADE. 1717 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,434 I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR BEST YEAR EVER! 1718 01:10:06,436 --> 01:10:08,536 [CELL PHONE WARBLES] 1719 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:11,139 UM...EXCUSE ME. 1720 01:10:11,141 --> 01:10:12,907 [CLEARING THROAT] 1721 01:10:13,742 --> 01:10:14,842 ARE YOU OKAY? 1722 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,612 FINE. 1723 01:10:18,581 --> 01:10:20,114 GOOD. 1724 01:10:20,116 --> 01:10:21,683 'CAUSE I GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 1725 01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:24,852 APPARENTLY, THE SANTA YOU CHOSE BACKED OUT. 1726 01:10:26,655 --> 01:10:27,689 WELL, CHOOSE ONE OF THE OTHERS. 1727 01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:28,723 ME? 1728 01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,091 NO, 1729 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:32,360 I-I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT DECISION. 1730 01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:34,095 YOU SAID THAT THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE PARADE. 1731 01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:35,096 YOU SAID THAT-- 1732 01:10:35,098 --> 01:10:36,664 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 1733 01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:38,600 IT'S JUST ANOTHER STUPID SANTA CLAUS. 1734 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,011 BRIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1735 01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:51,446 EMILY, I HAD TO COME. 1736 01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:53,815 YOU WOULDN'T ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS. 1737 01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:56,584 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY. 1738 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,052 EMILY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 1739 01:10:58,054 --> 01:10:58,987 I... 1740 01:10:58,989 --> 01:11:01,256 AM PRETTY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 1741 01:11:01,258 --> 01:11:02,590 EMILY! 1742 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:08,529 WHEN I MET YOU, MY LIFE BEGAN. 1743 01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:11,366 THE LAST FIVE YEARS 1744 01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:15,370 HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH HAPPINESS AND JOY. 1745 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:20,441 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1746 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,510 SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO. 1747 01:11:25,547 --> 01:11:28,683 YOU'RE AS RARE AS A GRAY PEARL IN AN ITALIAN OYSTER. 1748 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:29,884 OH, PLEASE. 1749 01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:38,092 IF I DON'T TAKE THIS CHANCE WITH YOU NOW, 1750 01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:41,262 I MIGHT REGRET IT FOREVER. 1751 01:11:41,264 --> 01:11:45,433 EMILY, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. 1752 01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:49,137 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1753 01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:50,938 EMILY, DON'T DO THIS. 1754 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:53,041 WHY NOT? 1755 01:11:53,043 --> 01:11:54,242 HE LOVES ME. 1756 01:11:54,244 --> 01:11:55,376 HE LOVES YOU-- HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT YOU. 1757 01:11:55,378 --> 01:11:56,711 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! 1758 01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:57,845 WHO IS THIS GUY? 1759 01:11:57,847 --> 01:12:00,181 HE'S SOMEBODY THAT I WORK WITH. 1760 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,283 YES, BRIAN, I WILL MARRY YOU. 1761 01:12:04,286 --> 01:12:06,788 [BRIAN GASPING IN JOY] 1762 01:12:14,763 --> 01:12:16,197 [LAUGHING IN DELIGHT] 1763 01:12:17,132 --> 01:12:18,733 AW... 1764 01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:20,168 [EVERYONE APPLAUDS] 1765 01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:25,073 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 1766 01:12:25,075 --> 01:12:28,042 BECAUSE I'M SO HAPPY. 1767 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,277 OH. 1768 01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:35,350 AND HERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE APARTMENT 1769 01:12:35,352 --> 01:12:36,818 AND GARAGE. 1770 01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:38,286 I'VE TRANSFERRED EVERYTHING INTO YOUR NAME FOR THE SUBLET. 1771 01:12:38,288 --> 01:12:40,421 YOU'RE PAID UP FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS, 1772 01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:41,889 AND THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH 1773 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:43,358 FOR DOING THIS, JACQUELYN. 1774 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,759 ARE YOU KIDDING! 1775 01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,894 YOUR PLACE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE. 1776 01:12:46,896 --> 01:12:48,296 I BOUGHT, LIKE, A HUNDRED CANS OF CAT FOOD, 1777 01:12:48,298 --> 01:12:49,130 AND I USUALLY FEED THEM IN THE MORNING 1778 01:12:49,132 --> 01:12:50,965 RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO WORK. 1779 01:12:50,967 --> 01:12:53,901 I WILL FEED THEM. 1780 01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:56,304 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 1781 01:12:56,306 --> 01:12:57,305 YES. 1782 01:12:57,307 --> 01:12:58,473 I'M SO HAPPY. 1783 01:12:58,475 --> 01:12:59,907 THIS IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 1784 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:01,109 ALWAYS. 1785 01:13:49,558 --> 01:13:50,625 [SIGHS] 1786 01:14:07,242 --> 01:14:10,211 [DIALING PHONES] 1787 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,214 [HANGING UP] 1788 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,590 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPS] 1789 01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:27,195 [SIGHS] 1790 01:14:31,867 --> 01:14:36,504 [ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING] 1791 01:14:48,016 --> 01:14:49,784 [BECKONING TO CATS] 1792 01:14:53,822 --> 01:15:04,432 [MEOWS] 1793 01:15:04,434 --> 01:15:06,901 [♪♪♪] 1794 01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:13,808 ♪ S'NO PROBLEM ♪ 1795 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,276 ♪ S'NO WORRIES ♪ 1796 01:15:15,278 --> 01:15:18,679 ♪ IN THE FORECAST THERE'LL BE FLURRIES ♪ 1797 01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:26,287 ♪ WE'LL BE SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS OF WHITE ♪ 1798 01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:29,657 ♪ S'NO ISSUE S'NO REASON ♪ 1799 01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:32,059 ♪ S'NO QUESTION 'TIS THE SEASON... ♪ 1800 01:15:32,061 --> 01:15:33,828 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, EMILY. 1801 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:35,696 WE'RE REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU AROUND HERE. 1802 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,098 WHO IS GOING TO CARE ABOUT THE PARADE 1803 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,232 AS MUCH AS YOU DO? 1804 01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:40,101 I'M GOING TO MISS IT MORE THAN I CAN SAY. 1805 01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:41,602 WELL, WE GOT THE REPORT FROM HENRY. 1806 01:15:41,604 --> 01:15:44,672 HE SAYS WE COULD MAKE MORE MONEY BY CHARGING FOR THE PARADE, 1807 01:15:44,674 --> 01:15:46,240 RAISING THE FEE FOR SPONSORS, 1808 01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:48,009 AND TAKING A FEE FROM ALL THE BUSINESSES IN THE AREA 1809 01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:49,610 WHO PROFIT FROM THE PARADE. 1810 01:15:49,612 --> 01:15:52,046 BUT... 1811 01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:57,618 IT'S HIS RECOMMENDATION THAT WE DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 1812 01:15:58,420 --> 01:15:59,520 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 1813 01:15:59,522 --> 01:16:00,855 AS YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID, 1814 01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:04,191 THE JOY AND GOODWILL THE PARADE GENERATES FOR THE CITY 1815 01:16:04,193 --> 01:16:06,160 CAN'T BE MEASURED IN MONEY. 1816 01:16:06,162 --> 01:16:07,261 IT'S PRICELESS. 1817 01:16:09,264 --> 01:16:10,464 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 1818 01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:11,666 THE MAYOR IS THRILLED. 1819 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,167 THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION, 1820 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,969 CITING THEIR APPRECIATION FOR THE PARADE, 1821 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:17,204 BOUGHT A PIECE OF PROPERTY TO BUILD AND FUND 1822 01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:19,040 A NEW RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE. 1823 01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:20,374 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 1824 01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:21,509 YES. 1825 01:16:21,511 --> 01:16:23,277 IT'S AN OLD BOOK STORE OVER ON MAIN STREET. 1826 01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:24,879 THE NEW OWNER WAS GOING TO TEAR IT DOWN 1827 01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:26,047 AND PUT UP A RETAIL SHOP-- 1828 01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:27,281 HEY PAUL! 1829 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:29,917 PAUL, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 1830 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:32,853 EXCUSE ME. 1831 01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:35,590 A BOOK STORE? 1832 01:16:41,797 --> 01:16:43,364 WHERE TO, MR. WILLIAMS? 1833 01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:45,366 THE AIRPORT. 1834 01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:48,636 YES, SIR. 1835 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:51,372 [BAND PLAYING] 1836 01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:54,342 WELCOME TO THE CHICAGO THANKSGIVING PARADE! 1837 01:16:56,678 --> 01:17:04,051 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1838 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,020 TELL THE MAYOR'S FLOAT TO SLOW DOWN. 1839 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,990 ELMO WAS STUCK IN A TREE AND HE'S JUST NOW CATCHING UP. 1840 01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:16,330 "BERESFORD..." 1841 01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,066 I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME. I'M JUST GONNA... 1842 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:19,934 THANKS. 1843 01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:23,037 THERE SHE IS! 1844 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:24,572 [CROWD CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 1845 01:17:24,574 --> 01:17:25,973 WHOA...! 1846 01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:27,575 EXCUSE ME, 1847 01:17:27,577 --> 01:17:29,944 CAN YOU TELL ME WHO OWNS THE PENTHOUSE? 1848 01:17:29,946 --> 01:17:31,312 THE PENTHOUSE IS OWNED 1849 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:32,580 BY THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION. 1850 01:17:32,582 --> 01:17:34,215 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THEY'VE OWNED IT? 1851 01:17:34,217 --> 01:17:36,117 OH, SIX OR SEVEN YEARS, I THINK. 1852 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:38,252 WAS THERE A WILLIAMS FAMILY THAT LIVED THERE? 1853 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:40,688 NOT IN THE LAST 30 YEARS. 1854 01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:42,356 THE SUMNER FAMILY LIVED HERE FOR 25 YEARS 1855 01:17:42,358 --> 01:17:44,158 BEFORE HACKET BOUGHT IT. 1856 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,793 AND THE KIDS ARE STILL UP THERE 1857 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,461 IF YOU WANT TO GO UP. 1858 01:17:47,463 --> 01:17:49,030 WHAT KIDS? 1859 01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:51,332 WELL, THE SUMNER FAMILY OPENED ITS DOORS 1860 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:53,267 TO THE ORPHAN KIDS WHO LIVE IN THE COVINGTON HOUSE 1861 01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:54,402 EVERY YEAR, 1862 01:17:54,404 --> 01:17:55,836 SO THEY COULD WATCH THE PARADE. 1863 01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:57,038 ORPHANS? 1864 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:57,972 YES. 1865 01:17:57,974 --> 01:17:59,073 THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION 1866 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:01,342 HAS KEPT UP THE TRADITION. 1867 01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:09,817 "HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION?" 1868 01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:15,256 "HENRY HACKET WILLIAMS?" 1869 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:16,724 HENRY WAS AN ORPHAN. 1870 01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:26,167 [KIDS LAUGHING] 1871 01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:31,005 [♪♪♪] 1872 01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:17,718 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE PARADE? 1873 01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:19,920 AH. 1874 01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:21,989 [LAUGHS] 1875 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:24,759 THE PARADE IS, UH... 1876 01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:25,693 IT'S AMAZING. 1877 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,529 YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 1878 01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:29,930 THANK YOU. 1879 01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:33,100 DID YOU SEE THE GIANT FLYING ELEPHANT BALLOON? 1880 01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:34,969 YES. 1881 01:19:34,971 --> 01:19:36,137 IT WAS AMAZING. 1882 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:40,107 THERE WAS NO GIANT FLYING ELEPHANT BALLOON. 1883 01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:42,877 I'M SORRY. 1884 01:19:42,879 --> 01:19:44,512 I'M A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED WITH WORK. 1885 01:19:44,514 --> 01:19:45,479 YOU UNDERSTAND. 1886 01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,448 TELL ME WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT ME. 1887 01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:49,350 WHAT? 1888 01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:52,286 WHY DO I LOVE THE PARADE? 1889 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,155 WHY DO I WEAR VINTAGE? 1890 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,159 BECAUSE YOU'RE... QUIRKY 1891 01:19:58,161 --> 01:20:00,494 AND ODD. 1892 01:20:00,496 --> 01:20:02,863 AND-AND THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU. 1893 01:20:02,865 --> 01:20:05,332 WHY DO I EAT AT JIM'S? 1894 01:20:06,768 --> 01:20:08,502 BECAUSE YOU LOVE PIZZA? 1895 01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,438 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 1896 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,873 YES, I DO. 1897 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,042 I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED AND I'M GIVING YOU THAT. 1898 01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:17,878 YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT? 1899 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,580 THAT'S WHY WERE GETTING MARRIED? 1900 01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:21,649 YES. 1901 01:20:21,651 --> 01:20:23,350 I'M WILLING TO DO THAT FOR YOU. 1902 01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:24,885 THAT SAYS SOMETHING. 1903 01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:27,454 I AGREE, 1904 01:20:27,456 --> 01:20:31,025 BUT I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU, 1905 01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:33,694 AND I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU. 1906 01:20:33,696 --> 01:20:35,629 WHAT? 1907 01:20:35,631 --> 01:20:37,865 ARE YOU CRAZY? 1908 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:42,837 DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU? 1909 01:20:42,839 --> 01:20:44,572 I'M OFFERING YOU A CHANCE 1910 01:20:44,574 --> 01:20:47,708 TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD WITH ME, 1911 01:20:47,710 --> 01:20:50,644 A MARINE BIOLOGIST! 1912 01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,346 MOST WOMEN WOULD KILL FOR THIS. 1913 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:55,115 WELL THEN, I GUESS I'M NOT MOST WOMEN. 1914 01:20:56,051 --> 01:20:58,285 GOODBYE, BRIAN. 1915 01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,226 [DONNA]: EMILY, WHERE ARE YOU? 1916 01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:06,660 I'M HERE, WHAT'S WRONG? 1917 01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:08,128 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1918 01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:10,130 SORRY, I GOT SIDE-TRACKED. 1919 01:21:10,132 --> 01:21:11,599 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 1920 01:21:11,601 --> 01:21:12,566 [SHEEPISH] I'M SORRY, I DID THE BEST I COULD. 1921 01:21:12,568 --> 01:21:13,500 WHAT? 1922 01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,202 I COULDN'T FIND A SANTA! 1923 01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:16,770 WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME, DONNA, 1924 01:21:16,772 --> 01:21:17,972 THERE'S NO SANTA? 1925 01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:20,207 [SANTA CHUCKLING] HO, HO, HO! 1926 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:22,243 HO, HO, HO! 1927 01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:24,111 HELLO! 1928 01:21:24,113 --> 01:21:26,146 HELLO! 1929 01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:27,715 HO, HO, HO! 1930 01:21:27,717 --> 01:21:29,016 HI, SANTA! 1931 01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:30,017 HO, HO, HO, HO! 1932 01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:31,452 HO, HO, HO... 1933 01:21:31,454 --> 01:21:34,154 EMILY, ARE YOU THERE? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? 1934 01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:35,990 HO, HO, HO, HO! 1935 01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:37,858 HENRY? 1936 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,527 SANTA, OVER HERE! 1937 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:42,429 COME ON. 1938 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:50,037 [CHUCKLES] 1939 01:21:50,939 --> 01:21:52,139 WHERE'S BRIAN? 1940 01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:54,541 BRIAN DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 1941 01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:56,043 I'M NOT GOING WITH HIM. 1942 01:21:57,178 --> 01:21:58,746 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 1943 01:21:58,748 --> 01:22:01,415 ARE YOU REALLY THE HACKET DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION? 1944 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,684 I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT 1945 01:22:03,686 --> 01:22:04,852 TO GIVE BACK TO THE CITY THAT RAISED YOU. 1946 01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:06,954 WHERE'S GRETCHEN? 1947 01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:08,122 GRETCHEN? 1948 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,323 I WENT TO YOUR ROOM TO SEE YOU, 1949 01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:10,758 AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1950 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,126 NO, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. 1951 01:22:12,128 --> 01:22:13,661 SHE'S NOT? 1952 01:22:13,663 --> 01:22:14,728 NO. 1953 01:22:14,730 --> 01:22:17,298 WE BROKE UP BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU. 1954 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,400 EMILY, I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1955 01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:24,338 I CAME BACK TO TELL YOU THAT AND I ENDED UP IN A SANTA SUIT. 1956 01:22:25,373 --> 01:22:26,941 I CAME BACK 1957 01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:30,311 TO HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER AT JIM'S WITH YOU, AND... 1958 01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:32,479 AND TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME. 1959 01:22:34,015 --> 01:22:34,715 YOU DID? 1960 01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:36,884 YES, I DID. 1961 01:22:38,486 --> 01:22:39,753 YO QUIERO. 1962 01:22:39,755 --> 01:22:42,189 YO QUIERO? YOU DO? 1963 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:43,357 I DO. 1964 01:22:43,359 --> 01:22:44,959 [LAUGHING] 1965 01:22:44,961 --> 01:22:46,160 THIS IS IT. 1966 01:22:46,162 --> 01:22:48,362 THIS IS WHAT? 1967 01:22:48,364 --> 01:22:50,664 THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 1968 01:22:52,934 --> 01:22:55,836 ♪ LET'S GET SNOWED IN TOGETHER ♪ 1969 01:22:55,838 --> 01:22:59,573 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT GLOW ♪ 1970 01:22:59,575 --> 01:23:03,043 ♪ LET'S BLAME IT ON THE WEATHER ♪ 1971 01:23:03,045 --> 01:23:07,448 ♪ BRING ON THE SNOW ♪ 1972 01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:10,284 ♪ THERE'S NO QUESTION 'TIS THE SEASON ♪ 1973 01:23:10,286 --> 01:23:16,390 ♪ WHEN EVERYTHING GETS SO FESTIVE AND BRIGHT ♪♪ 135090

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