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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:18,933 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:22,512 --> 00:00:24,515 Work hard, play hard. 3 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:25,916 Push through. 4 00:00:26,282 --> 00:00:27,251 Buckle up. 5 00:00:27,817 --> 00:00:29,286 But I'm not going up. 6 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,155 I'm just going in a circle... 7 00:00:31,687 --> 00:00:32,722 like a hamster, 8 00:00:33,289 --> 00:00:34,691 or a squirrel. 9 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,161 I'm a rodent. 10 00:00:37,426 --> 00:00:40,564 In 11,680 days, I'll be 65. 11 00:00:41,831 --> 00:00:43,432 At least I can retire. 12 00:00:43,732 --> 00:00:44,901 I'm a fraud. 13 00:00:45,401 --> 00:00:47,304 I'm getting married to a woman I love, 14 00:00:48,003 --> 00:00:49,839 but I definitely don't deserve it. 15 00:00:50,539 --> 00:00:52,308 I hate my job. 16 00:00:52,741 --> 00:00:54,310 How does everyone else do it? 17 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:57,181 Pretend everything is fine. 18 00:00:58,347 --> 00:00:59,316 Smile. 19 00:01:16,599 --> 00:01:20,337 ♪ Lightning and thunder Came to my door ♪ 20 00:01:20,536 --> 00:01:23,537 ♪ Gave a knock My heart wanted more ♪ 21 00:01:23,539 --> 00:01:26,306 ♪ I let him within ♪ 22 00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:28,878 ♪ When he came to win my heart ♪ 23 00:01:29,444 --> 00:01:31,414 ♪ Oh ♪ 24 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,514 ♪ Oh, I'll never give up ♪ 25 00:01:33,516 --> 00:01:35,482 ♪ I'm gonna never give up ♪ 26 00:01:35,484 --> 00:01:37,353 ♪ I'm gonna... ooh ♪ 27 00:01:38,787 --> 00:01:41,354 ♪ Oh, I'll never give up ♪ 28 00:01:41,356 --> 00:01:43,323 ♪ I'm gonna never give up ♪ 29 00:01:43,325 --> 00:01:45,328 ♪ I'm gonna... ooh ♪ 30 00:01:55,737 --> 00:01:57,507 I can't hear your voice anymore. 31 00:02:00,409 --> 00:02:01,310 Have a candy. 32 00:02:02,344 --> 00:02:03,579 Huh? 33 00:02:04,013 --> 00:02:04,915 Ah... 34 00:02:07,549 --> 00:02:08,348 Okay. 35 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:10,317 You're going to take over for Linda 36 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:11,453 on cold calls. 37 00:02:11,455 --> 00:02:14,488 - What? Where's Linda? - You are gonna be great. 38 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:15,792 'Cause you're so... 39 00:02:18,026 --> 00:02:18,928 personable. 40 00:02:19,763 --> 00:02:21,531 - But I don't want... - Have a candy. 41 00:02:23,466 --> 00:02:24,701 Thank you... 42 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:26,637 Don't do that in here. 43 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:40,513 Oh, why, hello, darlings! 44 00:02:40,515 --> 00:02:41,817 Welcome back to... 45 00:02:42,018 --> 00:02:44,920 ♪ Life is a Cabernet ♪ 46 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,654 Oh, chums! 47 00:02:46,656 --> 00:02:48,121 Oh, I'm so excited! 48 00:02:48,123 --> 00:02:50,958 The day has finally arrived. And it's... 49 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,693 ♪ Finally here! ♪ 50 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,930 That's right, my wine has finally arrived. 51 00:02:56,932 --> 00:02:59,834 I'm particularly excited to taste this harvest, 52 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:01,668 because I've followed these grapes 53 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:03,937 from a tiny, little grape seedling. 54 00:03:03,939 --> 00:03:07,411 Oh! Who's that handsome stranger hiding over there? 55 00:03:07,843 --> 00:03:09,109 Hi, Billie. 56 00:03:09,111 --> 00:03:10,980 Sorry. Hi Liza viewers! 57 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:12,546 Did I ruin it? 58 00:03:12,548 --> 00:03:14,080 No, no, it's okay. I can do it later. 59 00:03:14,082 --> 00:03:15,149 - Okay. - No problem. 60 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,984 Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 61 00:03:17,986 --> 00:03:19,455 ♪ Wait! ♪ 62 00:03:19,722 --> 00:03:21,756 - Do you want to try my wine? - Um, yeah. 63 00:03:22,891 --> 00:03:24,491 Oh, this smells good. 64 00:03:24,493 --> 00:03:26,660 Cheers... 65 00:03:26,662 --> 00:03:27,894 to my future wife. 66 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,733 Cheers, future wife. 67 00:03:32,068 --> 00:03:33,466 Fuck, that's good! 68 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:35,104 Yeah, but you say that about all the wines. 69 00:03:35,504 --> 00:03:37,471 - I'll take it, though. - You should. 70 00:03:37,473 --> 00:03:39,072 Did you see our new save the date? 71 00:03:39,074 --> 00:03:40,343 Ah, no. 72 00:03:40,943 --> 00:03:42,746 Ooh. 73 00:03:43,445 --> 00:03:44,448 That looks good. 74 00:03:44,781 --> 00:03:46,179 - Yeah? - Yeah. 75 00:03:46,181 --> 00:03:48,014 - How good does it look? - Very good. 76 00:03:48,016 --> 00:03:49,449 - So good. - Mm-hm. 77 00:03:51,454 --> 00:03:53,019 I have work to do 78 00:03:53,021 --> 00:03:55,022 for that stupid strawberry presentation 79 00:03:55,024 --> 00:03:56,690 - No. - I know, it sucks. 80 00:03:58,527 --> 00:04:00,096 Can't you just make up some shit? 81 00:04:00,729 --> 00:04:02,596 Tell them about how the seeds are on the outside, or... 82 00:04:02,598 --> 00:04:04,697 And Janey put me on cold calls today. 83 00:04:04,699 --> 00:04:06,900 Then all the more reason for you to relax. 84 00:04:06,902 --> 00:04:08,903 You're like a tiny, adorable devil. 85 00:04:08,905 --> 00:04:10,137 Yes, and you love it. 86 00:04:11,706 --> 00:04:14,710 No, no. I have to focus on strawberries. 87 00:04:14,911 --> 00:04:16,810 Maybe when I have my own situation, 88 00:04:16,812 --> 00:04:17,913 I can make my own rules. 89 00:04:18,447 --> 00:04:20,149 Or you could break your own rules. 90 00:04:20,649 --> 00:04:22,983 Until then, it's all strawberries for me. 91 00:04:22,985 --> 00:04:24,084 - No. - Come on. 92 00:04:24,086 --> 00:04:26,019 Give it back! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... 93 00:04:26,021 --> 00:04:27,555 Don't...! Give it...! 94 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:48,412 ♪ The day is hot The sun is high ♪ 95 00:04:48,711 --> 00:04:51,548 ♪ A little birdy Just flew on by... ♪ 96 00:04:52,514 --> 00:04:55,618 Special delivery. 97 00:04:56,718 --> 00:04:59,185 It's a special cake for later. 98 00:04:59,187 --> 00:05:01,555 - Can I not eat it now? - Later. 99 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,663 - What? - It's my birthday. 100 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:09,096 No, it's not. 101 00:05:09,098 --> 00:05:10,434 It's my half birthday. 102 00:05:10,867 --> 00:05:12,966 Okay, happy birthday, Cynthia. 103 00:05:12,968 --> 00:05:15,870 - Cyn. My name's Cyn. - I'm not calling you that. 104 00:05:15,872 --> 00:05:17,805 Why not? Everyone else is doing it. 105 00:05:17,807 --> 00:05:19,443 Who? Who else is doing it? 106 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:21,608 - Larry. - Larry's weird. 107 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:23,212 What about Joanne? Hey, Joanne! 108 00:05:23,879 --> 00:05:26,514 - You always call me Cyn, right? - Okay. 109 00:05:26,516 --> 00:05:28,582 - See? - See what? 110 00:05:28,584 --> 00:05:29,949 She doesn't know why she's saying okay. 111 00:05:29,951 --> 00:05:32,051 - She's on autopilot. - Probably just looking 112 00:05:32,053 --> 00:05:33,856 at that stupid candy company of hers. 113 00:05:34,156 --> 00:05:35,522 Leave her alone. 114 00:05:35,524 --> 00:05:37,524 She's busy dying like everybody else. 115 00:05:37,526 --> 00:05:39,827 You always call me Cyn, Joanne. 116 00:05:39,829 --> 00:05:41,695 Don't you? 117 00:05:41,697 --> 00:05:42,833 Joanne? 118 00:05:43,632 --> 00:05:45,000 Joanne. 119 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:47,670 Don't you, Jojo? 120 00:05:48,137 --> 00:05:49,605 Joanne? 121 00:05:50,072 --> 00:05:52,209 ♪ Joanne ♪ 122 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:53,843 Jo... 123 00:06:08,925 --> 00:06:10,727 - How's it going? - Awesome! 124 00:06:13,829 --> 00:06:16,296 - Hey... - Joanne, I'll need more candy. 125 00:06:16,298 --> 00:06:17,566 Okay. 126 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,202 - Janey... - Billie, hi. 127 00:06:23,204 --> 00:06:25,072 Ah, just the person I wanted to see. 128 00:06:25,074 --> 00:06:26,240 Come on in. 129 00:06:26,242 --> 00:06:27,240 Sit down. 130 00:06:30,178 --> 00:06:31,780 Oh, damn... 131 00:06:32,014 --> 00:06:33,747 I noticed that you've been working 132 00:06:33,749 --> 00:06:34,981 - lots of late nights. - Yeah. 133 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:36,349 And we can't have that anymore. 134 00:06:38,153 --> 00:06:40,589 No one's really working over 35 hours a week. 135 00:06:40,889 --> 00:06:42,526 - What? 35? - Starting now. 136 00:06:42,925 --> 00:06:43,927 Later, Larry. 137 00:06:45,961 --> 00:06:47,060 So, technically, 138 00:06:47,062 --> 00:06:49,363 that means that everyone is part-time. 139 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:51,098 - But what about... - Which technically means 140 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,099 that you don't have any more health insurance. 141 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,837 Oh, I hope you've been to the dentist. 142 00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:59,808 And listen, we've had to let Sandra go. 143 00:07:00,276 --> 00:07:03,276 So I'm going to need you to handle the Hunterman account. 144 00:07:03,278 --> 00:07:04,613 Okay? Okay. 145 00:07:06,348 --> 00:07:08,214 Yeah? Yeah. Here. 146 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:09,716 Have a candy. 147 00:07:09,718 --> 00:07:11,288 Oh! There we go! 148 00:07:12,788 --> 00:07:14,788 Look at my big, blue ball. 149 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:16,225 Isn't it cute? 150 00:07:38,747 --> 00:07:39,682 Oh, wow. 151 00:07:40,682 --> 00:07:43,349 Oh, fuck, you ate so much of it! 152 00:07:43,351 --> 00:07:44,418 Give it to me! 153 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,019 Everything's being taken away. 154 00:07:46,021 --> 00:07:47,387 I said eat it later. 155 00:07:47,389 --> 00:07:49,055 Janey's taking away our health insurance 156 00:07:49,057 --> 00:07:50,358 and our hours. It's like, 157 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,925 "Why am I working this shit job if there aren't any benefits? 158 00:07:52,927 --> 00:07:54,363 - What's the point?" - Oh, boy. 159 00:07:54,930 --> 00:07:56,130 I mean, I'm stupid. 160 00:07:56,132 --> 00:07:57,798 I don't think I can do this anymore. 161 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,865 You'll be fine. 162 00:07:58,867 --> 00:08:00,370 It's a presentation on strawberries. 163 00:08:00,802 --> 00:08:02,072 I said don't eat any more! 164 00:08:02,937 --> 00:08:04,038 It's an edible. 165 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,072 - This is pot cake? - Yeah! 166 00:08:06,074 --> 00:08:07,274 Why would you bring that? 167 00:08:07,276 --> 00:08:09,375 Janey's taking away our health insurance? 168 00:08:09,377 --> 00:08:12,046 Yes, but now I've got to give presentation 169 00:08:12,048 --> 00:08:13,113 - fucking high! - I'm sorry. 170 00:08:13,115 --> 00:08:15,683 - Why would you do that to me? - It's my birthday. 171 00:08:15,685 --> 00:08:17,418 It's not your birthday! 172 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:19,118 It's your half birthday. 173 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,021 How much more clear could I be? 174 00:08:21,023 --> 00:08:22,158 Cynthia! 175 00:08:22,425 --> 00:08:24,627 I said eat it later. 176 00:08:24,826 --> 00:08:27,226 Later, as in, not now. 177 00:08:27,228 --> 00:08:28,695 When you say "special," 178 00:08:28,697 --> 00:08:30,230 - that doesn't mean pot! - It doesn't matter, 179 00:08:30,232 --> 00:08:31,498 because you have to do it! 180 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,132 - I won't fucking do it! - You're fucking ready! 181 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:34,368 You got all the shit in the binder... 182 00:08:34,370 --> 00:08:35,469 - It doesn't fucking... - A fucking binder! 183 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:36,770 Great. 184 00:08:36,772 --> 00:08:38,137 - No. - Take a deep breath. 185 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:39,373 - You take a deep breath! - A deep breath. 186 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,175 You take a deep... 187 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,782 Good morning, everybody. 188 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:48,317 Uh... Hillsbury Farms. 189 00:08:48,817 --> 00:08:50,052 Strawberries... 190 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:51,919 are a fruit. 191 00:08:51,921 --> 00:08:53,054 I love them. 192 00:08:53,056 --> 00:08:55,425 They're the only fruit with the seeds on the outside. 193 00:08:56,357 --> 00:08:57,991 And, uh... You love them. 194 00:08:57,993 --> 00:08:59,763 Uh, everybody loves strawberries. 195 00:09:08,236 --> 00:09:10,673 Strawberries. 196 00:09:12,107 --> 00:09:14,743 Strawberries. 197 00:09:16,577 --> 00:09:20,316 Imagine that one strawberry equals one day of your life. 198 00:09:21,884 --> 00:09:25,922 We have 28,835 strawberries to live. 199 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,387 Some people more, some people less. 200 00:09:28,389 --> 00:09:30,092 This is just an average. 201 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:36,966 We sleep for 8,477 strawberries. 202 00:09:37,432 --> 00:09:38,766 And we eat and we drink 203 00:09:38,768 --> 00:09:41,838 and we prepare food for 1,635. 204 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:45,339 We work for 3,202. 205 00:09:45,341 --> 00:09:47,040 And we commute to work 206 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:48,978 for 1,635. 207 00:09:50,078 --> 00:09:52,813 So we have time for social media 208 00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:54,547 - and church, and... - I think she's high. 209 00:09:54,549 --> 00:09:56,049 ...community service. 210 00:09:56,051 --> 00:09:59,855 That means that we have 2,740 strawberries left. 211 00:10:00,355 --> 00:10:01,287 That's it. 212 00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:08,230 Fuck. 213 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,469 I gotta go. 214 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,404 This is bullshit. 215 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,341 I quit! 216 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,145 I'm not gonna give you one more of my strawberries. 217 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,750 Fucking do this. 218 00:10:28,283 --> 00:10:30,086 My God, she's really high. 219 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:04,017 - Oh my God! - I'm so sorry. 220 00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:05,986 I have to go. I gotta... 221 00:11:05,988 --> 00:11:07,854 No! 222 00:11:07,856 --> 00:11:09,189 I'm sorry! 223 00:11:09,191 --> 00:11:11,557 - I'm so sorry about your flyers! - Billie. 224 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:13,295 Babe, we're really late. 225 00:11:13,863 --> 00:11:15,465 - Where have you been? - We're really late. 226 00:11:16,865 --> 00:11:18,431 - You okay? - I'm fine. 227 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:21,069 It's crazy. Patty has been driving me crazy. 228 00:11:21,503 --> 00:11:23,136 The wedding party 229 00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:25,571 would line up here and here 230 00:11:25,573 --> 00:11:28,076 - during the ceremony. - Great! That's what I thought. 231 00:11:28,543 --> 00:11:29,879 - Billie! - Huh? 232 00:11:30,613 --> 00:11:33,113 Um, I was thinking the flowers... 233 00:11:33,115 --> 00:11:36,019 - But maybe we don't need... - ...would go in each pew. 234 00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,488 ...all the flowers. 235 00:11:39,587 --> 00:11:42,522 I mean, this place is pretty much good as-is. 236 00:11:42,524 --> 00:11:43,556 I mean, right? 237 00:11:43,558 --> 00:11:47,230 I mean, look at the colors in the lines, and... 238 00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:49,228 the architecture. 239 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,498 God did a great job with this place, 240 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,467 - am I right? - We need flowers. 241 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:55,201 - He knows what I mean. - It'll look terrible. 242 00:11:55,203 --> 00:11:56,670 - No offense, but... - Yeah. 243 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,604 - Not terrible, but... - Totally. 244 00:11:58,606 --> 00:12:00,475 We'll have flowers. Patty, I trust you. 245 00:12:02,177 --> 00:12:03,312 Billie? 246 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,982 What is going on? 247 00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:09,583 - Nothing. - You're acting really weird. 248 00:12:09,585 --> 00:12:11,550 - Are you okay? - I'm great. 249 00:12:11,552 --> 00:12:12,551 I'm so great. 250 00:12:12,553 --> 00:12:14,954 I'm thinking maybe we don't need all the flowers. 251 00:12:14,956 --> 00:12:16,924 Or any. Maybe we don't need any flowers. 252 00:12:16,926 --> 00:12:19,128 You know, minimalist is very in right now. 253 00:12:19,327 --> 00:12:21,695 Yeah. Ooh, that could be our theme. 254 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,633 You know: "If it doesn't bring you joy, 255 00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:25,201 get rid of it." 256 00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,633 Flowers don't bring you joy? 257 00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:30,036 We're having... we're having flowers. 258 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:32,204 Absolutely. Let's keep the flowers. 259 00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:34,074 But hey, what about not having cake? 260 00:12:34,076 --> 00:12:35,675 - What? - People could bring their own. 261 00:12:35,677 --> 00:12:37,279 It would be like BYOC. 262 00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:39,147 No. 263 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:41,417 What is going on...? 264 00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:43,550 Oh! 265 00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:44,954 Shit! 266 00:12:46,322 --> 00:12:48,157 Your presentation. I'm sorry. 267 00:12:48,657 --> 00:12:50,960 Ah... How did it go? Were people confused? 268 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,427 Did you remember to tell them about the seeds on the outside? 269 00:12:54,429 --> 00:12:55,899 I quit my job. 270 00:12:56,532 --> 00:12:57,631 What? You what? 271 00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,569 It was a giant, sinking turd, Gayle. 272 00:13:00,402 --> 00:13:02,038 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 273 00:13:02,337 --> 00:13:03,372 Um... 274 00:13:04,307 --> 00:13:05,439 I've been doing the work of three people, 275 00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:07,541 and they're going to take away our health insurance. 276 00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,742 I did mention the seeds, 277 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,078 but nobody cared, except for fucking Larry. 278 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,382 Again, I'm so sorry. 279 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:13,747 But look at me. 280 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,248 - Okay. - I'm so sorry. 281 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,483 I'll fix it, I promise. 282 00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:18,986 I'm gonna find my thing. I'm gonna find my... 283 00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,323 Life is a Cabernet. 284 00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:23,059 It's going to be amazing. I'll work on my own terms. 285 00:13:26,695 --> 00:13:28,362 Wait, what were we talking about? 286 00:13:28,364 --> 00:13:29,465 Are you high? 287 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,301 No... 288 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,419 Hey you. 289 00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:52,421 Hey you. 290 00:13:55,024 --> 00:13:56,091 Gayle, don't worry. 291 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,062 I made a spreadsheet. 292 00:14:00,395 --> 00:14:02,094 Mm, I love it when you talk dirty. 293 00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:04,698 It's for our wedding bills and our expenses. 294 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,369 Mm-hm. Keep going. 295 00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:11,107 I'm gonna have to deal with my mom tomorrow. 296 00:14:11,572 --> 00:14:13,108 It's gonna be okay. 297 00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:16,209 Don't worry, Gayle. 298 00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:17,580 I know what I'm doing. 299 00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:22,018 Okay. 300 00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:23,385 Okay. 301 00:14:28,423 --> 00:14:29,992 So, what are you gonna do? 302 00:14:48,277 --> 00:14:49,412 This sucks. 303 00:14:50,546 --> 00:14:52,248 Running around like a squirrel for some peanuts. 304 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,381 Elephants dance for peanuts. 305 00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:56,285 I wish I was dancing. Or stripping. 306 00:14:56,684 --> 00:14:58,020 That pays well, right? 307 00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:00,152 Okay, maybe not, like, pole dancing, 308 00:15:00,154 --> 00:15:01,521 but something fun. 309 00:15:01,523 --> 00:15:02,792 Something meaningful. 310 00:15:03,692 --> 00:15:05,661 Like this 14-year-old kid. 311 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,227 Fuck this kid! 312 00:15:07,229 --> 00:15:08,361 This kid was lucky. 313 00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:09,563 I have ideas. 314 00:15:09,565 --> 00:15:11,098 I can be resourceful. 315 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,299 I can do anything, 316 00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:14,203 dance to my own tune, be my own boss. 317 00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,539 I can be a lion. Yeah, I can be a giver. 318 00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:20,442 Uh, sorry, man. 319 00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:25,380 Yeah, that's... That's all I got. 320 00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:36,623 ...all around me, but I only see my surroundings. 321 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,157 I only feel my own heartbeat. 322 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:39,493 Uh, hello. 323 00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:40,730 - Hi. - Oh! Oh, my! 324 00:15:41,163 --> 00:15:43,497 Oh, a new person! Hello! 325 00:15:43,499 --> 00:15:44,598 No, no, no. 326 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,537 You are the unstable one from yesterday, aren't you? 327 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:49,438 Yeah. 328 00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:51,740 - Yeah, that is her. - Welcome. 329 00:15:52,173 --> 00:15:53,839 Hi, dear. What is your name? 330 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:54,874 - Billie. - Billie. 331 00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,078 Billie. 332 00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,210 Sounds like a fake name. 333 00:15:58,212 --> 00:16:00,216 It's... My real name is Billie. 334 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:03,349 Billie, why don't we get you a nametag? 335 00:16:03,351 --> 00:16:05,187 - Okay. - Come on over here. Oh! 336 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:08,320 I brought some new markers, 337 00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:09,789 but just be careful, 338 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:12,224 because I think they're the kind you... 339 00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:13,826 You know? 340 00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:14,862 Ooh, let's see, now. 341 00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:17,397 Oh, I don't... Now where could they have gone? 342 00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:18,898 Why don't you get some coffee cake 343 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,166 - while I'm looking? - Oh. 344 00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,401 Sam made it. 345 00:16:21,403 --> 00:16:22,502 Oh, hi. 346 00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:23,402 - I'm Sam. - Hi. 347 00:16:23,404 --> 00:16:25,272 - I made the coffee cake. - Okay. 348 00:16:25,274 --> 00:16:27,373 If you're vegan, don't eat it. I didn't make it vegan. 349 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,610 Oh, I'm not vegan. 350 00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:30,212 You can eat it, then. 351 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,877 - Cool mug, right? - Yeah. 352 00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:33,546 Fucking love the aquarium. 353 00:16:33,548 --> 00:16:34,516 Yeah. 354 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:36,483 Here they are! 355 00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:41,490 Ah, there you go, darling. 356 00:16:42,624 --> 00:16:43,625 Billie... 357 00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:46,528 'cause that's... 358 00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:50,430 - ...my real name. - Oh, no, no, dear. 359 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,668 On our left shoulder. Like that. 360 00:16:54,669 --> 00:16:56,538 - Okay, I think it's on. - Okay. 361 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,342 Oh! 362 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:03,810 My flyer. 363 00:17:03,812 --> 00:17:05,411 Did you get it? 364 00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,646 Freelancers, not a mouse. 365 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,248 Oh, yeah. 366 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,287 I see the rat that you put on it. 367 00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:14,690 Larry? 368 00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:17,627 You know, if you're gonna join, then you need to sign in. 369 00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:19,362 Uh, okay. 370 00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:21,831 Yeah. 371 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,302 Like, your real name. 372 00:17:27,269 --> 00:17:29,372 All right, I'm going to go with Billie... 373 00:17:29,938 --> 00:17:32,305 - Kingston. - Still sounds fake. 374 00:17:32,307 --> 00:17:33,573 Sounds like a real name. 375 00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:35,278 Maybe a nickname. 376 00:17:35,711 --> 00:17:36,742 I thought this was a place 377 00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,577 to find employment opportunities. 378 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,446 It is. 379 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,584 Why do you all have to sign in and out? 380 00:17:41,849 --> 00:17:42,817 What's it to you? 381 00:17:43,451 --> 00:17:44,854 It's for the church. 382 00:17:45,287 --> 00:17:47,886 Yeah, she's in AA, so we get the space for free. 383 00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:48,856 Wow. 384 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:51,658 Thanks for sharing my secrets with everybody. 385 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:53,526 - Appreciate it. - What? 386 00:17:53,528 --> 00:17:55,394 So, what is this, exactly? 387 00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:58,600 I'm starting to think that maybe my flyer wasn't clear enough. 388 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,836 Yeah, I think it was probably the mouse. 389 00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:04,440 Yeah. 390 00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:07,343 This is our safe space. 391 00:18:07,576 --> 00:18:10,043 We network with each other to find jobs. 392 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:13,779 You know what they say: "Resourcefulness is a resource." 393 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:16,218 Great. So... where are they? 394 00:18:17,352 --> 00:18:18,384 What, dear? 395 00:18:18,386 --> 00:18:19,621 The resources. 396 00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:21,757 Do you not have any? 397 00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:25,392 It's better to come here and search for a job 398 00:18:25,394 --> 00:18:27,360 than go to some frou-frou coffee shop 399 00:18:27,362 --> 00:18:29,498 with a bunch of elitist assholes, Billie. 400 00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:32,332 We used to have more freelancers. 401 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,702 Then they started freelancing. 402 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:35,035 What? 403 00:18:35,037 --> 00:18:36,872 Yeah, I gotta say, I... 404 00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:38,837 I don't like your tone. 405 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:41,341 Yeah, you starting to sound kinda toney. 406 00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:43,776 - No I don't, I... - You're doing it there again. 407 00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:44,913 Just... right there. 408 00:18:45,579 --> 00:18:47,546 Mm, yeah, I kinda hear it now, too. 409 00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:49,815 - Yeah, I heard it, too. - Okay, hang on! 410 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,817 Why don't we just get another slice 411 00:18:51,819 --> 00:18:53,819 of Sam's coffee cake, shall we? 412 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:54,853 I'm so sorry. 413 00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:56,623 I can't eat it, I'm trying vegan. 414 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,993 Don't eat it, it's not vegan. 415 00:18:58,693 --> 00:19:02,461 Why don't we all just share in a circle 416 00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:03,765 why we're all here. 417 00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:05,033 No. 418 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:06,936 That will be depressing. 419 00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:16,742 This is gorgeous. 420 00:19:16,744 --> 00:19:18,745 - Yeah? - Absolutely! 421 00:19:18,747 --> 00:19:20,113 - It's not bad. - Honey... 422 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,748 It's just not what we planned for a Sonoma wedding. 423 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,918 Then it's a good thing we'll get married here. 424 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,120 Well, there's still time for a venue change. 425 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,888 What! I thought we were getting... 426 00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:30,390 Oh, my life is here, Mom. 427 00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:33,296 Well, whose choice was that? 428 00:19:33,894 --> 00:19:36,062 I mean, wow. This A-line silhouette 429 00:19:36,064 --> 00:19:38,030 is absolutely stunning. 430 00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:39,567 - You look beautiful. - Yeah... 431 00:19:39,835 --> 00:19:41,671 It's super pretty, but... 432 00:19:42,371 --> 00:19:44,403 I don't know. It's, like, 5,000 dollars. 433 00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:45,974 Oh, I can ask about a payment plan. 434 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:49,709 If you consider Sonoma, I'd be happy to help. 435 00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,811 You know, I'm Orbitz platinum status now, 436 00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:53,546 all the times coming to visit you. 437 00:19:53,548 --> 00:19:55,984 I could probably get some hotel rooms... 438 00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,852 they might even throw in a suite for me. 439 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:00,519 Hell, they might throw in a puppy. 440 00:20:00,521 --> 00:20:01,990 Well, it's my life, Mom. 441 00:20:02,624 --> 00:20:04,593 But does it look like this? 442 00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:06,526 It looks like my life. 443 00:20:06,528 --> 00:20:08,331 Look, I'm only suggesting. 444 00:20:08,663 --> 00:20:10,396 I don't need your suggestions. 445 00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:11,700 Okay, okay, okay. 446 00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:40,093 What are you playing? 447 00:20:40,095 --> 00:20:41,630 Oh, it's a game I designed. 448 00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:44,063 Shooting aliens always make me feel better. 449 00:20:44,065 --> 00:20:45,634 You fixed the code already? 450 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,699 This is an all pointer exception. 451 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:48,567 You know how to code? 452 00:20:48,569 --> 00:20:51,506 Yeah, I do weekend availability. 453 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:54,774 Sam, can you work character changes 454 00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:56,442 - in the final bid? - I won't go over 455 00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:57,379 six times. 456 00:20:58,646 --> 00:21:00,979 Too much customer concentration, it wouldn't be worth my while. 457 00:21:04,819 --> 00:21:06,518 Well, you tell them that. 458 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,953 I'm about to re-gram this page 459 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,021 - right here. - Re-what? 460 00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:10,090 - Wait. - Re-gram. 461 00:21:10,092 --> 00:21:12,661 - When you repost... - Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 462 00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:16,132 Oh, my God, you're my... my thing. 463 00:21:16,498 --> 00:21:18,030 The things. All this here. 464 00:21:18,032 --> 00:21:19,132 You, you, you. 465 00:21:19,134 --> 00:21:20,068 You. 466 00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:21,601 What are you doing? 467 00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:22,701 Don't you see it? 468 00:21:22,703 --> 00:21:24,871 - No. - This place, you people. 469 00:21:24,873 --> 00:21:26,072 This is what happens when you bring 470 00:21:26,074 --> 00:21:27,039 those smelly markers. 471 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,074 This office has more talent in it 472 00:21:28,076 --> 00:21:29,107 than the one I left. 473 00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:30,545 I feel like that's sad. 474 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,180 No, it is, it's very sad. 475 00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:34,581 Don't you see? You all have something to offer. 476 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,716 Don't waste time waiting for some place to hire you. 477 00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:38,884 We can create a small business right here. 478 00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:41,120 - At Freelancers Anonymous? - Yes! 479 00:21:41,122 --> 00:21:42,255 Does that even make sense? 480 00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:44,923 It's better than dicking around with smelly markers. 481 00:21:44,925 --> 00:21:47,125 Oh no, I have a degree in graphic design... 482 00:21:47,127 --> 00:21:49,128 - ...from Yale University. - Nobody cares. 483 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,563 You have a degree, too? 484 00:21:50,565 --> 00:21:52,498 I thought you just enjoyed being on Twitter. 485 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,000 A B.S. in social media and marketing. 486 00:21:55,002 --> 00:21:56,102 Definitely a degree. 487 00:21:56,104 --> 00:21:57,871 - Instagram is a job? - You wanna fight? 488 00:21:59,074 --> 00:22:00,773 Somebody hold my milk. Not you. Hold this. 489 00:22:00,775 --> 00:22:01,874 Come here! Come at me! 490 00:22:01,876 --> 00:22:03,276 - Okay. - Bring it here! 491 00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:05,711 You have to come at me. That's how I engage. 492 00:22:05,713 --> 00:22:07,680 You see, can you see... Oh, wow. 493 00:22:07,682 --> 00:22:09,248 See what's happening, William? See what you did? 494 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,552 How is this my fault? 495 00:22:11,554 --> 00:22:12,585 'Cause you come here and stir everything up, 496 00:22:12,587 --> 00:22:15,521 and you ask all these questions about resources. 497 00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:16,825 I was curious. 498 00:22:17,057 --> 00:22:18,190 Why don't you take 499 00:22:18,192 --> 00:22:20,192 your 1,000 questions and your fake name 500 00:22:20,194 --> 00:22:21,230 and you just leave. 501 00:22:21,663 --> 00:22:22,929 Billie is my real name. 502 00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:24,596 I don't care if your name is William 503 00:22:24,598 --> 00:22:25,664 or Charles or Chuckie. 504 00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:26,665 I think you should go. 505 00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:28,901 - That's what I think. Get out. - Cake, anyone? 506 00:22:28,903 --> 00:22:29,969 She doesn't get cake! 507 00:22:29,971 --> 00:22:31,840 - I can eat it if I want to. - No. 508 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:33,907 No, it's for members only. 509 00:22:33,909 --> 00:22:35,678 Oh, I signed in. So... 510 00:22:36,144 --> 00:22:37,813 - There you go. - Oh. 511 00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:39,214 Okay. 512 00:22:40,115 --> 00:22:41,847 Let's just see here... 513 00:22:41,849 --> 00:22:43,615 Oh! Fake name. 514 00:22:45,086 --> 00:22:46,818 I think we should have cake now. 515 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:49,087 - I thought we hated Sam's cake. - Wait, what? 516 00:22:49,089 --> 00:22:50,757 I mean, love it. 517 00:22:50,759 --> 00:22:53,159 I'm vegan, but I love it. 518 00:22:53,161 --> 00:22:54,760 I can't... I want more. 519 00:22:54,762 --> 00:22:56,094 You can't tell me what to do. 520 00:22:56,096 --> 00:22:57,663 You may scare everybody else, 521 00:22:57,665 --> 00:22:59,734 but you don't scare me. 522 00:23:00,801 --> 00:23:01,903 Fuck you, Billie. 523 00:23:03,005 --> 00:23:05,241 Oh, things are really getting out of hand. 524 00:23:09,243 --> 00:23:10,776 Hey! 525 00:23:10,778 --> 00:23:12,745 My face! 526 00:23:12,747 --> 00:23:15,180 - My face! - Oh, I'm so sorry! 527 00:23:15,182 --> 00:23:17,283 It's in my mouth! 528 00:23:19,688 --> 00:23:21,019 You happy now, William? 529 00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:22,854 No! Don't you people get it? 530 00:23:22,856 --> 00:23:24,056 I'm completely not happy, 531 00:23:24,058 --> 00:23:25,158 that's why I came in the first place. 532 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,596 You're all a bunch of losers. 533 00:23:27,929 --> 00:23:30,330 Did she just...? Shit, I lost my nametag. 534 00:23:51,685 --> 00:23:52,788 - Hey. - Ah! 535 00:23:53,188 --> 00:23:54,754 Oh, hello. 536 00:23:56,924 --> 00:23:58,991 Anne Westgate's back. 537 00:23:58,993 --> 00:24:00,258 Westgate's back? 538 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:02,894 - Oh, yes. - I thought you hated being her. 539 00:24:02,896 --> 00:24:04,966 She makes you feel cheap and dirty inside. 540 00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:08,267 Yeah, I know. Anne's the worst. 541 00:24:08,269 --> 00:24:09,969 But we need the money, so... 542 00:24:09,971 --> 00:24:11,403 What's it called? 543 00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:15,408 It is called Submission: A Howling Tail. 544 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,376 "Tail?" Like, T-A-I-L? 545 00:24:17,378 --> 00:24:19,845 - Mm-hm. Book one. - Book one? 546 00:24:19,847 --> 00:24:21,213 - There are six. - Six tails? 547 00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:23,718 It turns out werewolf erotica is really popular. 548 00:24:24,352 --> 00:24:26,956 - Let's hear some Ms. Westgate. - Mm. Okay. 549 00:24:29,089 --> 00:24:31,326 - Don't mind if I do. - Okay. 550 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,262 I need to find a sexy voice. 551 00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:37,130 "'Don't you know who you are?' 552 00:24:38,098 --> 00:24:41,034 Randall whispered into her ear, 553 00:24:41,036 --> 00:24:43,872 - luring her under his spell." - Oh. 554 00:24:44,405 --> 00:24:48,708 "'Oh, yes, deeper!' 555 00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:50,209 She moaned." 556 00:24:50,211 --> 00:24:52,411 Just... flip, flip, flip. 557 00:24:52,413 --> 00:24:53,682 Okay. 558 00:24:56,317 --> 00:24:58,051 "His shaft lengthened 559 00:24:58,053 --> 00:25:00,420 and slipped through her moist center." 560 00:25:00,422 --> 00:25:01,254 Ugh! 561 00:25:01,256 --> 00:25:04,990 "Until the screams turned from 'Oh!' 562 00:25:04,992 --> 00:25:09,027 to 'Corn!', stopping Randall in his tracks." 563 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:11,165 Wait, wait, wait. The safe word is "corn"? 564 00:25:13,034 --> 00:25:15,137 Oh, my God, should we change our safe word? 565 00:25:17,705 --> 00:25:18,740 Ah! 566 00:25:20,174 --> 00:25:21,175 Corn. 567 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,178 I fucking love you. 568 00:25:28,316 --> 00:25:29,382 How was work? 569 00:25:29,384 --> 00:25:30,449 It sucked. 570 00:25:46,934 --> 00:25:48,302 I brought donuts. 571 00:25:49,002 --> 00:25:50,071 Oh! 572 00:25:51,105 --> 00:25:52,438 Fuck. 573 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,972 Didn't you say we were losers? 574 00:25:53,974 --> 00:25:54,940 Yep, she did. 575 00:25:54,942 --> 00:25:56,345 Yeah, but I didn't mean that. 576 00:25:57,377 --> 00:25:58,844 That doesn't make me feel better. 577 00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:00,246 'Cause it's not an apology. 578 00:26:00,248 --> 00:26:02,217 - I'm sorry. - I don't believe you. 579 00:26:03,284 --> 00:26:04,953 - Neither does Larry. - Nametag. 580 00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:10,158 Remember that you almost killed Charlotte by way of coffee cake? 581 00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:14,259 Oh, I am so sorry. 582 00:26:14,261 --> 00:26:16,898 That was an accident, I was trying to defend myself. 583 00:26:17,198 --> 00:26:19,034 You hit me in my face. 584 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:21,400 - Your face was in the way. - Of what? 585 00:26:21,402 --> 00:26:23,771 Safe space! Starting now. 586 00:26:24,138 --> 00:26:25,440 I brought the donuts. 587 00:26:25,973 --> 00:26:27,041 We can't be bought. 588 00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:28,844 I can be bought. 589 00:26:30,878 --> 00:26:32,980 I am so glad you're back. 590 00:26:35,884 --> 00:26:37,917 Who's a loser now, huh, Chuckie B.? 591 00:26:37,919 --> 00:26:39,251 Probably still us. 592 00:26:39,253 --> 00:26:40,553 No, don't say that. 593 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:41,953 You guys aren't losers. 594 00:26:41,955 --> 00:26:44,859 Sam, you coded an entire videogame. 595 00:26:46,124 --> 00:26:47,459 I just used an open-sourced game engine 596 00:26:47,461 --> 00:26:50,228 and applied linear algebra to some preexisting 3D models 597 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:51,467 to turn them into pixels. 598 00:26:51,932 --> 00:26:53,799 And the wrapper over the HLSL shader 599 00:26:53,801 --> 00:26:55,069 to render things onscreen. 600 00:26:55,403 --> 00:26:56,371 It's very simple. 601 00:26:56,837 --> 00:26:58,106 Charlotte helped, too. 602 00:26:59,173 --> 00:27:01,343 I... I designed the aliens. 603 00:27:02,376 --> 00:27:05,944 See? You made aliens! You brought aliens to life. 604 00:27:05,946 --> 00:27:07,814 Surely we can bring ourselves to life! 605 00:27:07,816 --> 00:27:09,015 Yeah... 606 00:27:09,017 --> 00:27:10,917 We don't do that here, it's not our thing. 607 00:27:10,919 --> 00:27:13,018 Yes you do, you just do it on your own terms. 608 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:14,487 - That's true. - Let's do it. 609 00:27:14,489 --> 00:27:16,021 Let's work on our own terms. 610 00:27:16,023 --> 00:27:17,291 Let's do something fulfilling. 611 00:27:18,492 --> 00:27:19,894 I want to be fulfilled. 612 00:27:20,461 --> 00:27:21,497 But, like... 613 00:27:22,431 --> 00:27:24,330 - what will we do? - Should we make a list? 614 00:27:24,332 --> 00:27:25,768 List! Yes! 615 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,566 Ugh. 616 00:27:27,568 --> 00:27:30,038 Yeah, a list is gonna get us in Forbes. 617 00:27:30,438 --> 00:27:31,807 Oh, ah... 618 00:27:32,173 --> 00:27:33,174 Gayle. 619 00:27:34,474 --> 00:27:35,778 Gayle. 620 00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:37,378 Honey, are you ready? 621 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,546 I know it's not on the list, 622 00:27:40,548 --> 00:27:44,150 but the concierge said there's an amazing florist uptown. 623 00:27:44,152 --> 00:27:46,017 - Randall leaned in... - On Broadway. 624 00:27:46,019 --> 00:27:48,190 Sounds fancy. 625 00:27:48,957 --> 00:27:50,392 "Oh!" Simone howled. 626 00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,196 Gayle Anne Preston! What are you doing? 627 00:27:57,198 --> 00:27:58,133 Mom! 628 00:27:58,398 --> 00:27:59,534 What the fuck? 629 00:28:00,034 --> 00:28:01,334 - Language! - Oh, fuck. 630 00:28:01,336 --> 00:28:03,337 I'll have to record this part all over again. 631 00:28:03,938 --> 00:28:05,103 You're recording that? 632 00:28:05,105 --> 00:28:06,407 Yeah, it's kinda my job. 633 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,609 But, what about that Liza Minelli thing 634 00:28:09,611 --> 00:28:12,080 - with the wine? - "Life is a Cabernet"? 635 00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:14,316 It's my other job. 636 00:28:14,915 --> 00:28:17,315 Well, this job sounds like pornography. 637 00:28:17,317 --> 00:28:18,987 I know, I'm the one saying it. 638 00:28:20,454 --> 00:28:22,388 I don't even know what you do here. 639 00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:24,092 Well, now you know. 640 00:28:26,426 --> 00:28:27,626 Ta-dah! 641 00:28:32,432 --> 00:28:33,602 You need jobs. 642 00:28:35,169 --> 00:28:36,434 That's the company. 643 00:28:36,436 --> 00:28:38,536 Oh, inadequacies are the company? 644 00:28:38,538 --> 00:28:40,375 Wait, so we are losers? 645 00:28:41,075 --> 00:28:42,076 Safe space. 646 00:28:42,676 --> 00:28:45,277 Freelancers Anonymous 647 00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:47,013 - is the company. - I don't get it. 648 00:28:47,015 --> 00:28:48,116 Oh. 649 00:28:48,615 --> 00:28:50,251 Okay, I see what you did there. 650 00:28:51,184 --> 00:28:52,921 The diagram was kinda confusing. 651 00:28:53,121 --> 00:28:55,121 Oh, my God. This is ridiculous. 652 00:28:55,123 --> 00:28:56,622 There is no company. 653 00:28:56,624 --> 00:28:58,524 There is, right here. 654 00:28:58,526 --> 00:29:01,126 A way to connect businesses with the freelancers 655 00:29:01,128 --> 00:29:02,094 - who need them. - How? 656 00:29:02,096 --> 00:29:04,196 It's like a freelancing app for freelancers. 657 00:29:04,198 --> 00:29:06,364 Great. There's already a thousand of them. 658 00:29:06,366 --> 00:29:08,467 - We'll be a competitor. - Hm. Okay. 659 00:29:08,469 --> 00:29:10,239 Do you know how to create an app? 660 00:29:11,038 --> 00:29:12,273 Not necessarily... 661 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,209 I probably could. 662 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,409 It depends on what kind of features 663 00:29:16,411 --> 00:29:17,642 you want to add. 664 00:29:17,644 --> 00:29:19,378 And development time increases 665 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:21,550 if you want both iOS-Android technology. 666 00:29:22,016 --> 00:29:23,352 And we would have to have... 667 00:29:23,617 --> 00:29:26,254 registration, profile creation, payment integration. 668 00:29:26,621 --> 00:29:28,720 Depending on how many interactive elements you want, 669 00:29:28,722 --> 00:29:31,026 like SMS integration, push notifications... 670 00:29:31,392 --> 00:29:33,562 we're looking at a few months for development. 671 00:29:35,529 --> 00:29:37,697 Okay, an app. Duh. My followers would love that. 672 00:29:37,699 --> 00:29:39,565 - Yes! - And it could be searchable 673 00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:41,636 by job or location or something. 674 00:29:42,002 --> 00:29:43,135 - Amazing! - Or something! 675 00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:45,470 We could vet both the parties that register with it. 676 00:29:45,472 --> 00:29:47,472 We would be a safe space for everyone. 677 00:29:47,474 --> 00:29:49,174 - Right? - Exactly. Let's do it. 678 00:29:49,176 --> 00:29:50,543 Let's get investors and launch an app. 679 00:29:50,545 --> 00:29:52,047 Investors? 680 00:29:53,047 --> 00:29:55,284 Oh. Yeah, we don't know how to do that. 681 00:29:55,549 --> 00:29:57,251 Yeah, that's Gillian's thing. 682 00:29:58,019 --> 00:29:58,921 Gillian? 683 00:30:00,555 --> 00:30:01,456 Oh. 684 00:30:01,722 --> 00:30:03,258 I'm on lunch. 685 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:12,300 The owner of this place is James from hot yoga. 686 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:16,038 He promised me a killer deal during downward dog. 687 00:30:16,503 --> 00:30:17,471 Ooh! 688 00:30:18,271 --> 00:30:19,572 What about this one? 689 00:30:19,574 --> 00:30:22,576 It's got a wonderful, bouncy attitude about it. 690 00:30:23,277 --> 00:30:24,375 I don't know. 691 00:30:24,377 --> 00:30:27,182 Does that fit into a verbal pornographer's budget? 692 00:30:27,448 --> 00:30:28,550 Oh, my God. 693 00:30:29,017 --> 00:30:30,516 That's an interesting question. 694 00:30:30,518 --> 00:30:32,086 I don't actually know. 695 00:30:32,487 --> 00:30:34,723 Ooh. Hydrangeas! 696 00:30:37,057 --> 00:30:39,560 So is Billie also taking on a second job? 697 00:30:40,694 --> 00:30:41,596 Gayle? 698 00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:44,199 Um, she quit her job. 699 00:30:45,098 --> 00:30:46,033 What? 700 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,034 Quit her job. 701 00:30:48,036 --> 00:30:49,638 What? 702 00:30:50,505 --> 00:30:52,240 - Bees! - It's fine. 703 00:30:52,707 --> 00:30:54,042 It's fine. 704 00:30:54,241 --> 00:30:56,741 So you are whoring yourself out... 705 00:30:56,743 --> 00:30:59,644 Oh, my God, Mom, I'm not whoring myself out! 706 00:30:59,646 --> 00:31:00,648 Okay? 707 00:31:01,449 --> 00:31:03,451 Jesus Christ. 708 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:06,721 Can't you just be supportive for once in your fucking life? 709 00:31:07,622 --> 00:31:09,458 This is exactly what you did to Dad. 710 00:31:10,124 --> 00:31:11,724 I have everything under control. 711 00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:14,093 Watch out! 712 00:31:18,432 --> 00:31:20,102 Gayle. 713 00:31:20,401 --> 00:31:22,137 You'll never fucking guess... 714 00:31:22,369 --> 00:31:24,836 Oh, God, angry tap dancing. What happened? 715 00:31:24,838 --> 00:31:26,838 - Mom. - Oh, no. 716 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,208 She found out about Anne Westgate. 717 00:31:29,210 --> 00:31:31,076 She won't shut the fuck up about Sonoma, 718 00:31:31,078 --> 00:31:32,777 and then she dragged my ass to uptown, 719 00:31:32,779 --> 00:31:34,712 which is a bullshit forest. 720 00:31:34,714 --> 00:31:36,481 Did you at least find pretty flowers? 721 00:31:36,483 --> 00:31:37,651 Oh. Yeah. 722 00:31:38,152 --> 00:31:39,418 We found flowers. 723 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:42,289 We found 900 dollars' worth of flowers. 724 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,126 I'll break that broomstick in half 725 00:31:48,128 --> 00:31:49,630 and shove it up your ass, Norman! 726 00:31:50,163 --> 00:31:51,497 Okay. 727 00:31:51,499 --> 00:31:53,164 Well hey, guess what? 728 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,567 I'm starting my own company. 729 00:31:55,569 --> 00:31:56,671 You're what? 730 00:31:57,704 --> 00:31:58,536 I'm starting my own company. 731 00:31:58,538 --> 00:32:00,206 This morning you didn't have a job, 732 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,539 and now you have a company? 733 00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:04,178 Um, yeah. Freelancers Anonymous. 734 00:32:04,811 --> 00:32:06,313 Freelancers Anonymous? 735 00:32:06,646 --> 00:32:07,712 You're starting a company 736 00:32:07,714 --> 00:32:09,317 with the unemployed church people? 737 00:32:10,317 --> 00:32:12,551 They're not unemployed, they're just freelancers. 738 00:32:12,553 --> 00:32:13,822 ...who aren't freelancing! 739 00:32:14,721 --> 00:32:16,324 I'm fucking freelancing! 740 00:32:18,859 --> 00:32:20,892 I can't have this conversation right now. 741 00:32:20,894 --> 00:32:22,463 I have a pot roast in the oven. 742 00:32:22,797 --> 00:32:24,330 Stop eating chips. 743 00:32:30,137 --> 00:32:31,839 This pot roast is a little dry. 744 00:32:33,807 --> 00:32:35,343 No, it's good. 745 00:32:37,644 --> 00:32:39,080 No, it needs carrots. 746 00:32:41,883 --> 00:32:43,218 Maybe some... 747 00:32:44,251 --> 00:32:45,353 corn? 748 00:32:46,887 --> 00:32:48,289 No? Okay. 749 00:33:16,483 --> 00:33:18,551 ♪ Dancing 'bout to Break it down ♪ 750 00:33:18,553 --> 00:33:19,884 Shit! Jesus. 751 00:33:19,886 --> 00:33:21,623 Sorry. My... bad. 752 00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:23,889 Come on, girl. 753 00:33:23,891 --> 00:33:25,391 It's app day. 754 00:33:25,393 --> 00:33:27,229 Okay, calm down. 755 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:32,901 You do know that 90 percent of apps fail, right? 756 00:33:33,733 --> 00:33:35,537 So? That's what we got Sam for. 757 00:33:35,736 --> 00:33:37,539 Has Sam ever even created an app? 758 00:33:37,837 --> 00:33:39,406 - Sure she has. - Huh? 759 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,276 Have you ever created an app? 760 00:33:41,576 --> 00:33:43,278 - No. - Wait... 761 00:33:44,311 --> 00:33:45,212 You haven't? 762 00:33:45,645 --> 00:33:46,548 No. 763 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,682 But it shouldn't be that hard. 764 00:33:50,351 --> 00:33:51,286 Great. 765 00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:54,756 So you've actually never created an app? 766 00:33:55,256 --> 00:33:56,625 Like, actually, actually? 767 00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:59,161 No, I haven't... 768 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,829 ...actually, actually. 769 00:34:03,330 --> 00:34:04,398 Actually. 770 00:34:04,932 --> 00:34:06,300 Actually, actually. 771 00:34:07,835 --> 00:34:08,903 She hasn't ever... 772 00:34:09,336 --> 00:34:11,239 - It's a double negative. - Yeah, I get it. 773 00:34:11,472 --> 00:34:13,307 I got it, I got you. 774 00:34:13,641 --> 00:34:14,843 Exciting! 775 00:34:15,943 --> 00:34:18,309 I have brought my sketchpad for designing app ideas. 776 00:34:18,311 --> 00:34:20,945 Okay, so you've designed apps before, then? 777 00:34:20,947 --> 00:34:22,815 No. 778 00:34:22,817 --> 00:34:23,818 Sam has. 779 00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:26,721 Huh. Actually, Sam hasn't. 780 00:34:27,822 --> 00:34:29,724 - Not yet. - Really? 781 00:34:30,023 --> 00:34:32,724 What about you? You have the B.S. degree in social media. 782 00:34:32,726 --> 00:34:34,295 I, uh... 783 00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:35,730 I mean... 784 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,795 I can distribute an app. 785 00:34:37,797 --> 00:34:39,865 I'll distribute the fuck out of an app. 786 00:34:39,867 --> 00:34:41,836 But I have to have an app... first, 787 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:43,939 before I can distribute it. 788 00:34:44,438 --> 00:34:45,606 - Does June know? - No. 789 00:34:46,273 --> 00:34:47,039 Know what, dear? 790 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,474 June doesn't know. 791 00:34:48,476 --> 00:34:49,577 I could know. 792 00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:51,409 - How to make an app? - No, dear. 793 00:34:51,411 --> 00:34:52,746 I don't know that. 794 00:34:53,813 --> 00:34:55,680 Wow. Okay, so... 795 00:34:55,682 --> 00:34:57,383 So you guys want to start a company 796 00:34:57,385 --> 00:34:58,720 with someone you don't know. 797 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,019 Oh, Billie? We know her. 798 00:35:01,021 --> 00:35:03,557 - She brought donuts. - One time. 799 00:35:04,025 --> 00:35:05,760 She brought donuts one time. 800 00:35:05,992 --> 00:35:07,628 They were crappy donuts, let's be real. 801 00:35:09,697 --> 00:35:11,896 Going into business with someone you don't know 802 00:35:11,898 --> 00:35:14,465 is like getting married to someone you don't know. 803 00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:16,302 It's commitment, it's trust, 804 00:35:16,304 --> 00:35:18,840 it's focus, it's having each other's back. 805 00:35:19,507 --> 00:35:20,875 We don't know this person. 806 00:35:23,577 --> 00:35:25,747 Hey, guys. Ready to get started? 807 00:35:26,547 --> 00:35:28,546 - You didn't bring any donuts? - Huh? 808 00:35:28,548 --> 00:35:29,847 That was a one-day thing. 809 00:35:31,552 --> 00:35:33,021 Does everyone know where to start? 810 00:35:42,496 --> 00:35:43,898 ...makes me feel better. 811 00:35:44,965 --> 00:35:46,465 Wait, so you own a company? 812 00:35:46,467 --> 00:35:47,865 Yeah, well, sort of. 813 00:35:47,867 --> 00:35:49,635 Currently I may have zero employees. 814 00:35:49,637 --> 00:35:50,936 So you don't own a company. 815 00:35:50,938 --> 00:35:52,740 No, I do, it's just that... 816 00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:54,773 I may not be very good at it... 817 00:35:54,775 --> 00:35:55,907 - Let me in? - ...yet. 818 00:35:55,909 --> 00:35:58,010 I need you to get it together. Please. 819 00:35:58,012 --> 00:36:00,412 Do you know that Janey has us at 30 hours a week? 820 00:36:00,414 --> 00:36:01,612 That's not sustainable. 821 00:36:01,614 --> 00:36:02,817 I need your company. 822 00:36:03,384 --> 00:36:04,849 Save me from this hellhole! 823 00:36:06,653 --> 00:36:07,853 I think somebody has me in an experiment 824 00:36:07,855 --> 00:36:09,623 designed to make people go insane! 825 00:36:09,923 --> 00:36:11,559 Wait, what does your company do? 826 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,425 - We're... - It doesn't matter. 827 00:36:13,427 --> 00:36:14,760 Do they have health insurance? 828 00:36:14,762 --> 00:36:16,564 - Yes. - Okay! 829 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:18,930 I'm on board. Let's do it. 830 00:36:18,932 --> 00:36:20,898 You go build your empire. 831 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,101 - Get those employers. - But... 832 00:36:22,103 --> 00:36:23,871 Be their Oprah. Say it with me. 833 00:36:24,371 --> 00:36:25,637 - Yes. - Yes. 834 00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:26,972 - Yes. - Yes. 835 00:36:26,974 --> 00:36:28,507 - Yes. - Go. Go! 836 00:36:28,509 --> 00:36:29,575 - Go! - No, I mean, go. 837 00:36:29,577 --> 00:36:30,508 - Go! - Go now. 838 00:36:30,510 --> 00:36:31,579 Oh, go now... 839 00:36:33,681 --> 00:36:35,717 Okay, guys, I'm here to be your Oprah. 840 00:36:38,619 --> 00:36:39,988 Troops are on lunch, Oprah. 841 00:36:41,722 --> 00:36:43,057 What is your problem? 842 00:36:43,858 --> 00:36:45,557 - Excuse me? - Ever since I got here, 843 00:36:45,559 --> 00:36:46,958 you've been a huge asshole. 844 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,659 You've been here, like, two days. 845 00:36:48,661 --> 00:36:49,596 So? 846 00:36:50,431 --> 00:36:53,001 So? Tried to kill me with your bike. 847 00:36:53,634 --> 00:36:54,967 That's what this is about? 848 00:36:54,969 --> 00:36:56,702 You tried to kill me with your bike, 849 00:36:56,704 --> 00:36:57,802 and now you want me to go to business with you. 850 00:36:57,804 --> 00:37:00,472 I didn't try to... How can I kill you with a bike? 851 00:37:00,474 --> 00:37:02,077 I don't know. You came at me hard. 852 00:37:04,512 --> 00:37:06,577 You know, you don't even know these women. 853 00:37:06,579 --> 00:37:07,646 You think you do, but you don't, 854 00:37:07,648 --> 00:37:09,851 and if you don't know them, you can't help them. 855 00:37:10,717 --> 00:37:12,753 Where were you leading them before I got here? 856 00:37:15,054 --> 00:37:16,724 Gillian, I need you. 857 00:37:17,157 --> 00:37:18,025 Please. 858 00:37:18,893 --> 00:37:20,362 You know these women. 859 00:37:20,927 --> 00:37:23,364 Do you want to try? Create something? 860 00:37:23,963 --> 00:37:25,632 Do you want to see what they can do? 861 00:37:26,434 --> 00:37:27,569 Please. 862 00:37:32,139 --> 00:37:33,871 You're really going to take a phone call? 863 00:37:33,873 --> 00:37:34,975 Yeah, hang on one sec. 864 00:37:36,143 --> 00:37:37,512 Hey, where are you? 865 00:37:37,878 --> 00:37:39,478 I'm at work. 866 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,746 What? You were supposed to be here 45 minutes ago. 867 00:37:41,748 --> 00:37:43,384 Look at what you've left me with! 868 00:37:44,585 --> 00:37:46,784 Oh, wow. Okay. Um... 869 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:49,021 - I'm on my way, stay there. - I'm at the caterer's. 870 00:37:49,023 --> 00:37:51,793 - Where are you? - The catering company. 871 00:37:51,992 --> 00:37:53,595 Okay, you're good. Copy that. 872 00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:55,827 I gotta go. It's my fiancée. 873 00:37:55,829 --> 00:37:58,032 Congratulations. 874 00:37:59,099 --> 00:38:00,132 Yay. 875 00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:04,606 Hey. Hey. 876 00:38:05,039 --> 00:38:06,704 Hey, hey, I'm sorry. 877 00:38:06,706 --> 00:38:07,741 I'm sorry. 878 00:38:07,942 --> 00:38:09,074 I was late. 879 00:38:09,076 --> 00:38:11,108 Can Glenn reschedule? He loves Patty. 880 00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:12,244 I'm his favorite. 881 00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:13,979 Do you need me to talk to him? 882 00:38:13,981 --> 00:38:15,046 Why don't you let me speak? 883 00:38:15,048 --> 00:38:17,751 No. No one needs to talk to you right now, Mom. 884 00:38:18,117 --> 00:38:19,784 Can't we just come back later? 885 00:38:19,786 --> 00:38:21,720 No. Later I have to read about 886 00:38:21,722 --> 00:38:24,626 how Randall's quivering member makes Simone fucking submit. 887 00:38:25,226 --> 00:38:27,762 Oh, yeah. I'm at the climax. 888 00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:29,797 Hey, I said I'm sorry. 889 00:38:30,764 --> 00:38:33,264 - I have feelings too, you know. - Oh, like I don't? 890 00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:34,967 No, obviously you have all of them. 891 00:38:34,969 --> 00:38:38,237 I have to read a 400 page book right now 892 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,873 that I am actually losing money on 893 00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:43,809 because I want to stop and vomit every time I have to act 894 00:38:43,811 --> 00:38:46,878 like I'm being fucked by a throbbing shaft. 895 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,945 - Jesus, Gayle. - I'm trying to keep up 896 00:38:47,947 --> 00:38:48,914 with "Life is a Cabernet," 897 00:38:48,916 --> 00:38:50,782 and I'm trying to plan our fucking wedding 898 00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:52,117 all by myself, Billie! 899 00:38:52,119 --> 00:38:53,751 Jesus, Gayle, just calm... 900 00:38:53,753 --> 00:38:54,787 All by myself! 901 00:38:54,789 --> 00:38:57,759 I told you I would help with our stupid wedding. 902 00:38:58,259 --> 00:38:59,891 I needed you today. 903 00:38:59,893 --> 00:39:02,159 I was at work. I came right over. 904 00:39:02,161 --> 00:39:03,929 No, you were with the church people. 905 00:39:03,931 --> 00:39:05,764 The church people have names. 906 00:39:05,766 --> 00:39:07,798 It's a fake fucking company, Billie. 907 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,735 - They're... - They don't pay you there! 908 00:39:09,737 --> 00:39:12,070 It's real, I'm just not paying myself yet. 909 00:39:12,072 --> 00:39:13,137 Are...? 910 00:39:13,139 --> 00:39:14,840 That means it's not real! 911 00:39:14,842 --> 00:39:16,110 We are making an app. 912 00:39:16,844 --> 00:39:19,847 It's like when I say words, you don't hear them. 913 00:39:21,114 --> 00:39:24,048 Just find a real fucking job, Billie! 914 00:39:27,221 --> 00:39:29,090 Mom, Patty, come on! 915 00:39:31,759 --> 00:39:33,025 Bye, Billie. 916 00:39:45,672 --> 00:39:47,040 Let's make a fucking app. 917 00:39:54,213 --> 00:39:55,916 You heard her. Let's make an app. 918 00:39:58,786 --> 00:39:59,885 Now? 919 00:39:59,887 --> 00:40:01,219 Yeah, I've got plans. 920 00:40:01,221 --> 00:40:02,923 Also, we need to make a demo first. 921 00:40:03,289 --> 00:40:05,257 Okay, fine. Then let's make a demo. 922 00:40:05,259 --> 00:40:08,762 ♪ I'm a good girl Raised just like the rest ♪ 923 00:40:10,297 --> 00:40:11,963 ♪ I only wanna fuck around... ♪ 924 00:40:11,965 --> 00:40:13,999 You'll be in charge of the investors, right? 925 00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:15,900 And in getting them to the launch party. 926 00:40:15,902 --> 00:40:17,235 Most important thing: financing. 927 00:40:17,237 --> 00:40:18,003 It all makes sense, 928 00:40:18,005 --> 00:40:19,905 but if financing equals investors, 929 00:40:19,907 --> 00:40:22,206 how does that equate to social media and sharing? 930 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:24,008 Once we have the launch party... 931 00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,213 You get it, right, Marti? 932 00:40:26,746 --> 00:40:29,550 ♪ I don't know What true love is ♪ 933 00:40:31,684 --> 00:40:35,556 ♪ I'm just so used To being treated like shit ♪ 934 00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:40,695 ♪ Trust I know what I dream of ♪ 935 00:40:41,894 --> 00:40:45,363 ♪ It's just no man Can ever handle my love ♪ 936 00:40:45,365 --> 00:40:46,965 ♪ No way, check it out ♪ 937 00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:49,333 ♪ I'm a cat, I'm a kitty ♪ 938 00:40:49,335 --> 00:40:51,672 ♪ I'm a feline, I said pretty ♪ 939 00:40:51,871 --> 00:40:53,704 ♪ I'll climb into your lap ♪ 940 00:40:53,706 --> 00:40:55,976 ♪ If you leave me alone ♪ 941 00:40:57,010 --> 00:40:59,246 ♪ I'm a cat, I'm a kitty ♪ 942 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,950 ♪ I'm a feline, I said pretty ♪ 943 00:41:02,215 --> 00:41:04,148 ♪ Just try to hold me Too tight ♪ 944 00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:06,150 ♪ I will never come home ♪ 945 00:41:06,152 --> 00:41:08,722 ♪ No way I will never come home... ♪ 946 00:41:20,867 --> 00:41:23,334 Hey, everybody! I brought donuts. 947 00:41:23,336 --> 00:41:25,739 The good kind: Stan's Donuts. 948 00:41:25,972 --> 00:41:28,275 Can't wait! There. 949 00:41:29,108 --> 00:41:30,344 Have fun, Marti. 950 00:41:34,047 --> 00:41:35,746 The party will be great. 951 00:41:35,748 --> 00:41:37,682 It doesn't matter, as long as you have good people there. 952 00:41:37,684 --> 00:41:39,383 We'll have good people there. 953 00:41:39,385 --> 00:41:41,686 I'm good with investors, trust me on this. 954 00:41:41,688 --> 00:41:42,787 You think I'm an asshole and I'm not, 955 00:41:42,789 --> 00:41:43,988 I'm actually a really great person. 956 00:41:43,990 --> 00:41:45,691 - I think you are great. - Thank you. 957 00:41:45,693 --> 00:41:47,191 - See you later. Wonderful. - It's just... 958 00:41:48,461 --> 00:41:49,963 Here. Wait a minute. 959 00:41:50,764 --> 00:41:51,963 Just... wait. 960 00:41:54,001 --> 00:41:55,367 Holy fuck! It's a bag of money! 961 00:41:55,369 --> 00:41:57,769 You don't need to scream, we get it. 962 00:41:57,771 --> 00:42:00,041 - Why is this in your car? - 'Cause I... 963 00:42:00,273 --> 00:42:01,440 Stop asking questions. 964 00:42:01,442 --> 00:42:02,744 None of your business. 965 00:42:03,876 --> 00:42:05,744 Why are you giving me a bag of money? 966 00:42:05,746 --> 00:42:07,382 Okay, I'm not giving it to you. 967 00:42:08,148 --> 00:42:09,416 I'm giving it to everyone. 968 00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:11,749 I want us to have a good launch party. 969 00:42:11,751 --> 00:42:13,387 Just use it wisely. 970 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:16,724 Thank you. 971 00:42:17,190 --> 00:42:18,925 I'll take care of it. 972 00:42:25,132 --> 00:42:26,398 So, put it in the bank? 973 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,898 Is that a statement or a question? 974 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:29,202 Don't worry, I got it. 975 00:42:30,070 --> 00:42:31,405 Oh, God. 976 00:42:49,856 --> 00:42:51,458 Where were you last night? 977 00:42:55,362 --> 00:42:56,898 What time is it? 978 00:42:57,364 --> 00:42:59,701 I don't think I can do this anymore. 979 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,070 You know, maybe we should just postpone the wedding. 980 00:43:03,936 --> 00:43:04,806 No. 981 00:43:05,271 --> 00:43:06,907 No, don't say that. 982 00:43:08,775 --> 00:43:10,242 Well, why not, Billie? 983 00:43:10,244 --> 00:43:12,814 I mean, our bills are fucking piling up, 984 00:43:13,079 --> 00:43:14,782 You never fucking come home. 985 00:43:15,548 --> 00:43:17,085 You don't even have a job. 986 00:43:17,351 --> 00:43:18,419 I have a job. 987 00:43:19,152 --> 00:43:20,385 I have a... I got a job. 988 00:43:20,387 --> 00:43:21,989 - Really? - Yeah, really. 989 00:43:26,059 --> 00:43:27,858 Yeah! I mean, the... 990 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:29,496 They paid me last night, and... 991 00:43:30,030 --> 00:43:31,199 Look. 992 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,108 Really? They paid you already? 993 00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:44,175 Yeah. 994 00:43:44,177 --> 00:43:46,146 It's under the table, but... 995 00:43:46,579 --> 00:43:48,882 we're going to have enough for the wedding. 996 00:43:51,952 --> 00:43:53,020 I can take care of it. 997 00:43:58,358 --> 00:43:59,494 Come here. 998 00:44:02,295 --> 00:44:03,163 Come here. 999 00:44:05,097 --> 00:44:06,166 I've got you. 1000 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,099 All right. 1001 00:44:15,141 --> 00:44:16,508 The biggest risk you can take 1002 00:44:16,510 --> 00:44:17,845 is by doing nothing. 1003 00:44:21,315 --> 00:44:22,517 I'll pay it all back. 1004 00:44:24,050 --> 00:44:25,119 Fuck. 1005 00:44:26,619 --> 00:44:28,855 I shouldn't spend any more of that money. 1006 00:44:30,590 --> 00:44:31,793 Shit. 1007 00:44:34,228 --> 00:44:36,030 Okay, it's investment. 1008 00:44:37,364 --> 00:44:38,465 Seed money. 1009 00:44:40,032 --> 00:44:41,201 Yeah, I read about that. 1010 00:44:42,603 --> 00:44:44,305 Development funds. 1011 00:44:45,405 --> 00:44:47,508 Stop worrying about what you have to lose... 1012 00:44:48,342 --> 00:44:50,478 and start focusing on what you have to gain. 1013 00:44:54,414 --> 00:44:55,883 What do I have to lose? 1014 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,532 I'm still updating the CSS code for the app 1015 00:45:15,534 --> 00:45:17,434 so we can navigate it for the launch. 1016 00:45:17,436 --> 00:45:19,172 We're still in beta, not live yet. 1017 00:45:19,438 --> 00:45:22,007 - Pretty straightforward. - Sam, this is awesome! 1018 00:45:22,009 --> 00:45:24,943 So, we just make that bigger, and that not look like that. 1019 00:45:24,945 --> 00:45:26,480 Hey, let's take a break. 1020 00:45:31,952 --> 00:45:32,954 Hey. 1021 00:45:34,221 --> 00:45:35,119 Hey. 1022 00:45:35,121 --> 00:45:37,224 - So, uh, slight hitch. - Shoot. 1023 00:45:37,590 --> 00:45:38,925 I need the money back. 1024 00:45:39,293 --> 00:45:41,528 - Huh? - I need the money back. 1025 00:45:42,128 --> 00:45:43,964 Uh... how much of it? 1026 00:45:44,398 --> 00:45:45,963 - All of it. - All of it? 1027 00:45:45,965 --> 00:45:46,697 Yeah. 1028 00:45:46,699 --> 00:45:47,766 It seems like people 1029 00:45:47,768 --> 00:45:49,266 don't want to invest in an app until they see it. 1030 00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:50,568 Like a physical demo, 1031 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:52,637 which makes sense when you think about it. 1032 00:45:52,639 --> 00:45:55,276 - So... - Well, ah... um... 1033 00:45:55,675 --> 00:45:56,541 What... 1034 00:45:56,543 --> 00:45:58,543 Are you having a stroke? Are you okay? 1035 00:45:58,545 --> 00:45:59,644 No, no, not a stroke. 1036 00:45:59,646 --> 00:46:01,916 Why do we need all of it? 1037 00:46:02,315 --> 00:46:05,115 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We need all of it. 1038 00:46:05,117 --> 00:46:06,019 That's all. 1039 00:46:06,519 --> 00:46:07,889 Don't get mad... 1040 00:46:09,056 --> 00:46:09,956 I'm not mad. 1041 00:46:10,891 --> 00:46:12,425 Okay, so here's the thing, is that, um... 1042 00:46:13,260 --> 00:46:15,429 I possibly don't have all of it. 1043 00:46:17,063 --> 00:46:18,932 You don't have it? 1044 00:46:19,398 --> 00:46:20,298 Uh, possibly. 1045 00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:22,370 - How possibly? - Very possibly. 1046 00:46:22,668 --> 00:46:24,271 - Where is it? - Um... 1047 00:46:24,704 --> 00:46:26,007 Okay, so... 1048 00:46:27,606 --> 00:46:30,277 - Tell me where the money is. - So I gave it to Gayle. 1049 00:46:31,010 --> 00:46:32,376 So you gave it to Gayle? 1050 00:46:32,378 --> 00:46:33,512 We've been struggling, 1051 00:46:33,514 --> 00:46:36,117 and she told me I wasn't allowed to come here anymore. 1052 00:46:36,349 --> 00:46:38,316 So I kinda made up a fake job, 1053 00:46:38,318 --> 00:46:40,684 and I've maybe used the money as my fake paycheck. 1054 00:46:40,686 --> 00:46:42,519 But it's fine, I can figure this out, 1055 00:46:42,521 --> 00:46:43,657 there's no need to panic. 1056 00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:48,425 You lied to me. Nuh-uh. 1057 00:46:48,427 --> 00:46:50,295 You're going to get your money back. 1058 00:46:50,297 --> 00:46:52,229 We'll make it up with the investors, 1059 00:46:52,231 --> 00:46:53,430 it only takes one yes. 1060 00:46:53,432 --> 00:46:56,570 Look, I know how it works, but we don't have any investors. 1061 00:46:57,403 --> 00:46:59,072 We don't have any investors? 1062 00:46:59,405 --> 00:47:01,405 What about the demo? Shh. Hold on. 1063 00:47:01,407 --> 00:47:03,340 What's happening, Marti? 1064 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:04,611 I told you guys. 1065 00:47:05,177 --> 00:47:06,677 I told you this wasn't a good idea, 1066 00:47:06,679 --> 00:47:08,545 and you got excited to make your own company, 1067 00:47:08,547 --> 00:47:10,048 and now look what we have. 1068 00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:11,516 So there will be no launch party? 1069 00:47:11,518 --> 00:47:15,019 No, there is no launch party because you spent all the money. 1070 00:47:15,021 --> 00:47:17,088 - She spent all the money. - You spent it? 1071 00:47:17,090 --> 00:47:18,757 - She spent the money? - Okay... 1072 00:47:18,759 --> 00:47:20,492 Wait, how much money? 1073 00:47:20,494 --> 00:47:21,726 Why would you do that? 1074 00:47:21,728 --> 00:47:23,597 I can explain. I have a plan. 1075 00:47:24,097 --> 00:47:25,299 I trusted you. 1076 00:47:25,798 --> 00:47:27,432 - We all trusted you. - Billie. 1077 00:47:27,434 --> 00:47:28,436 And you ripped us off. 1078 00:47:29,202 --> 00:47:30,668 - So... - Billie... 1079 00:47:30,670 --> 00:47:32,373 I think you should just go. 1080 00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:34,375 We don't need you. 1081 00:47:35,576 --> 00:47:37,445 - We never needed you. - I'm so disappointed. 1082 00:47:59,432 --> 00:48:00,632 Billie? 1083 00:48:00,634 --> 00:48:02,135 You home? 1084 00:48:08,641 --> 00:48:09,643 Billie? 1085 00:48:12,278 --> 00:48:13,380 Billie? 1086 00:48:18,117 --> 00:48:19,219 Hey. 1087 00:48:22,422 --> 00:48:23,657 Hey, what happened? 1088 00:48:24,123 --> 00:48:25,525 I have to tell you something. 1089 00:48:27,661 --> 00:48:28,561 Okay. 1090 00:48:34,367 --> 00:48:35,269 It's okay. 1091 00:48:37,237 --> 00:48:39,173 I'm sure whatever it is, it'll be okay. 1092 00:48:55,856 --> 00:48:57,792 You are not cut out for this. 1093 00:48:58,492 --> 00:48:59,593 Just get it back. 1094 00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:01,394 Smile, and nod. 1095 00:49:02,195 --> 00:49:03,330 And kill me. 1096 00:49:03,896 --> 00:49:07,264 You can pay it all back in 2,536 days 1097 00:49:07,266 --> 00:49:09,135 if you cut your Netflix subscription. 1098 00:49:09,902 --> 00:49:11,337 And Amazon. 1099 00:49:12,639 --> 00:49:13,841 You can fix this. 1100 00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:17,610 Oh, God. It still smells like bleach in here. 1101 00:49:17,878 --> 00:49:19,080 Suck it up. 1102 00:49:19,346 --> 00:49:20,612 Push through. 1103 00:49:20,614 --> 00:49:21,548 You can beg. 1104 00:49:22,181 --> 00:49:23,583 No shame in begging. 1105 00:49:25,184 --> 00:49:26,217 Billie! 1106 00:49:26,219 --> 00:49:27,552 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 1107 00:49:27,554 --> 00:49:28,853 I came to beg for my old job. 1108 00:49:28,855 --> 00:49:31,421 What? No, you're supposed to work on your company 1109 00:49:31,423 --> 00:49:32,624 so I can get out. 1110 00:49:32,626 --> 00:49:33,492 Yeah, just forget it. 1111 00:49:33,494 --> 00:49:35,927 You know, I can't keep lying to Gayle. 1112 00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:38,662 Yeah, I need a job... Here. I can help you right now. 1113 00:49:38,664 --> 00:49:40,264 - What is this? - It's, uh... 1114 00:49:40,266 --> 00:49:41,633 the Hunterman packet. 1115 00:49:41,635 --> 00:49:43,434 I have to redo it because they gave it to a temp 1116 00:49:43,436 --> 00:49:45,172 who doesn't know what to do. Again. 1117 00:49:45,804 --> 00:49:47,707 Janey really needs a new vetting process. 1118 00:49:50,342 --> 00:49:51,611 Wait, like an app? 1119 00:49:51,844 --> 00:49:53,778 Do you think Janey would invest in that? 1120 00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:55,349 - I would. - What? 1121 00:49:55,782 --> 00:49:57,882 That would connect small businesses 1122 00:49:57,884 --> 00:49:59,583 with qualified workers. 1123 00:49:59,585 --> 00:50:01,885 It would make quick matches with swiping. 1124 00:50:01,887 --> 00:50:04,391 - Like every other app. - Okay, that sounds good. 1125 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,824 Awesome. Great. I gotta go. 1126 00:50:06,826 --> 00:50:07,858 Thank you. 1127 00:50:13,967 --> 00:50:15,269 Ditto. 1128 00:50:15,768 --> 00:50:17,334 Hello? Hi. 1129 00:50:17,336 --> 00:50:18,735 My name's Billie Kingston, 1130 00:50:18,737 --> 00:50:21,241 I reserved a church for my wedding on November 13th. 1131 00:50:21,942 --> 00:50:23,641 Yeah, the two women. That's us. 1132 00:50:23,643 --> 00:50:25,976 Would it be possible to get into the reception space 1133 00:50:25,978 --> 00:50:28,381 a little earlier in the day, like 3 or 4 p.m.? 1134 00:50:29,748 --> 00:50:31,518 Awesome. Thank you so much! 1135 00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:37,956 Crashing in cars? 1136 00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:40,425 Yeah, they're together when they crash in the car... 1137 00:50:40,427 --> 00:50:42,693 Have you ever been outside of town, June? 1138 00:50:42,695 --> 00:50:45,229 - What? - Outside of our town. 1139 00:50:45,231 --> 00:50:47,664 - Have you ever been outside of... - Well, Charlie's been. 1140 00:50:47,666 --> 00:50:49,434 Is Charlie someone in your head? 1141 00:50:49,436 --> 00:50:50,437 Maybe. 1142 00:50:51,503 --> 00:50:52,103 I think you need to see somebody, June. 1143 00:50:52,105 --> 00:50:53,706 Do you not know, or...? 1144 00:50:54,306 --> 00:50:55,708 - Okay, no. No. - Billie! 1145 00:50:57,710 --> 00:51:00,446 Do you always apologize via donuts, or...? 1146 00:51:01,014 --> 00:51:02,479 Not just donuts. 1147 00:51:02,481 --> 00:51:04,581 I have an idea on how to save this company. 1148 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:05,719 There isn't a company. 1149 00:51:06,318 --> 00:51:07,584 There is, and I want to add 1150 00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:10,722 a swiping feature to the app, just like all the other apps. 1151 00:51:10,724 --> 00:51:11,956 It'll be great. 1152 00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:14,827 Do you not understand that you was the one that fucked up? 1153 00:51:15,527 --> 00:51:17,864 Yeah, I spent some of the money. 1154 00:51:18,264 --> 00:51:19,799 That wasn't cool, I'll admit that. 1155 00:51:20,666 --> 00:51:22,702 I'm so sorry, guys. I... 1156 00:51:23,402 --> 00:51:24,969 I've been living a personal low point 1157 00:51:24,971 --> 00:51:25,873 right now, and... 1158 00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:30,476 But you know what stopped me from begging for my old job? 1159 00:51:30,943 --> 00:51:32,677 What? 1160 00:51:32,679 --> 00:51:34,447 You're a huge liar and a thief? 1161 00:51:35,047 --> 00:51:36,282 No... 1162 00:51:37,284 --> 00:51:38,419 You guys. 1163 00:51:39,485 --> 00:51:41,288 And Market Media Outreach. 1164 00:51:41,721 --> 00:51:44,054 They could be the one yes that we need. 1165 00:51:44,056 --> 00:51:46,057 They want to buy what we're selling. 1166 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:47,925 I have a marketing director friend 1167 00:51:47,927 --> 00:51:49,329 who loves it. 1168 00:51:49,862 --> 00:51:52,365 Did she like the reactive UI/UX? 1169 00:51:52,766 --> 00:51:54,398 Yeah! That, too. 1170 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,003 Market Media Outreach is the one yes that we need. 1171 00:51:58,704 --> 00:52:00,338 Oh! And also, um... 1172 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:02,706 I have the money that's left over, 1173 00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:04,842 and we can get the rest of it after the launch. 1174 00:52:04,844 --> 00:52:06,010 There won't be a launch. 1175 00:52:06,012 --> 00:52:07,878 Yes, there is, on November 13th. 1176 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,815 Thirteen is great for businesses. 1177 00:52:10,817 --> 00:52:14,418 It's all about being connected and breaking new ground, 1178 00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:15,454 and on the new moon... 1179 00:52:15,456 --> 00:52:17,791 And it's also the day that I'm getting married. 1180 00:52:18,324 --> 00:52:20,691 How are you going to be in two places at once? 1181 00:52:20,693 --> 00:52:23,360 Well, I booked the church from 4 to 10 p.m., 1182 00:52:23,362 --> 00:52:25,329 and my wedding's at 5 p.m. in the sanctuary 1183 00:52:25,331 --> 00:52:26,563 and should be done by 5:30, 1184 00:52:26,565 --> 00:52:29,066 and it's followed by the cocktail hour after, 1185 00:52:29,068 --> 00:52:30,804 so the wedding reception is at 6:30. 1186 00:52:31,338 --> 00:52:33,403 So that means we can use the reception hall 1187 00:52:33,405 --> 00:52:35,873 for the launch party, from 4 to 6 p.m. 1188 00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:37,541 I already confirmed that we can be here 1189 00:52:37,543 --> 00:52:40,280 at 3:30 p.m. to set up. It's easy-peasy. 1190 00:52:41,380 --> 00:52:43,748 Oh, my God, that was so many numbers at one time. 1191 00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:45,983 Oh! And we'll have extra hands on deck 1192 00:52:45,985 --> 00:52:46,920 with the caterers. 1193 00:52:48,454 --> 00:52:49,489 Gillian? 1194 00:52:49,989 --> 00:52:50,958 What do you think? 1195 00:53:04,838 --> 00:53:05,773 Fine. 1196 00:53:05,972 --> 00:53:06,840 Okay. 1197 00:53:07,907 --> 00:53:09,977 Don't... Don't fuck up again, though. All right? 1198 00:53:11,510 --> 00:53:12,579 I won't. 1199 00:53:15,748 --> 00:53:17,914 No more donuts. No one likes donuts. 1200 00:53:17,916 --> 00:53:18,985 - I... - No. 1201 00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:22,753 And Charlotte, you can create the invites. 1202 00:53:22,755 --> 00:53:23,787 To the wedding? 1203 00:53:23,789 --> 00:53:25,523 No, for the launch. 1204 00:53:25,525 --> 00:53:26,824 Oh, sure. 1205 00:53:26,826 --> 00:53:28,525 - Oh, Marti... - What? 1206 00:53:28,527 --> 00:53:30,830 You wanna post some stuff to your followers? 1207 00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:33,067 Hell yeah. 1208 00:53:34,768 --> 00:53:35,766 I can do your makeup. 1209 00:53:35,768 --> 00:53:37,337 Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. 1210 00:53:37,603 --> 00:53:38,672 Make you look pretty. 1211 00:53:41,074 --> 00:53:43,708 Yes, I will be a bridesmaid. 1212 00:53:44,811 --> 00:53:46,113 Can I bake a cake? 1213 00:53:46,512 --> 00:53:47,681 You can try. 1214 00:53:50,516 --> 00:53:51,648 Thanks, Larry. 1215 00:53:51,650 --> 00:53:52,618 Always there. 1216 00:54:05,597 --> 00:54:06,900 Seven dollars in here. 1217 00:54:08,168 --> 00:54:11,034 ♪ Maybe this time ♪ 1218 00:54:11,036 --> 00:54:14,040 ♪ I'll be happy ♪ 1219 00:54:14,574 --> 00:54:19,443 ♪ Maybe this wine will stay ♪ 1220 00:54:19,445 --> 00:54:21,545 Oh! Hello there, darlings. 1221 00:54:21,547 --> 00:54:23,079 I didn't see you there. 1222 00:54:23,081 --> 00:54:26,150 It's me, Liza with a "z," and I'm here to tell you 1223 00:54:26,152 --> 00:54:28,920 all about my new, perky little Pinot. 1224 00:54:28,922 --> 00:54:32,557 You see, it's got a lovely, bitter aftertaste 1225 00:54:32,559 --> 00:54:33,490 that reminds me... 1226 00:54:33,492 --> 00:54:34,691 ...of my mother sometimes. 1227 00:54:34,693 --> 00:54:35,996 But that... 1228 00:54:36,728 --> 00:54:37,630 Billie? 1229 00:54:38,764 --> 00:54:39,799 It's just me. 1230 00:54:43,570 --> 00:54:45,135 I don't want you to think I'm not supportive. 1231 00:54:45,137 --> 00:54:46,539 I am, I just... 1232 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,476 want you to be happy. 1233 00:54:50,777 --> 00:54:51,945 I have a peace offering. 1234 00:54:54,646 --> 00:54:56,079 I shipped a couple of cases home, 1235 00:54:56,081 --> 00:54:57,914 I thought it would be fun to feature your wine 1236 00:54:57,916 --> 00:54:59,516 at the winery this summer. 1237 00:55:03,523 --> 00:55:04,425 Really? 1238 00:55:05,224 --> 00:55:06,559 Of course. 1239 00:55:07,594 --> 00:55:08,159 Who doesn't like wine 1240 00:55:08,161 --> 00:55:09,193 fashioned after Liza? 1241 00:55:09,195 --> 00:55:12,630 Oh, that's... Hm. That's almost as good as mine. 1242 00:55:12,632 --> 00:55:14,701 We'll work on it. 1243 00:55:16,969 --> 00:55:17,971 Thanks, Mom. 1244 00:55:23,576 --> 00:55:24,911 It's awesome. 1245 00:55:26,846 --> 00:55:29,045 Oh, shit! I'm totally still recording. 1246 00:55:35,121 --> 00:55:37,655 Um, I've rerouted 1247 00:55:37,657 --> 00:55:39,789 our contact info so that when someone calls 1248 00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:41,728 for the business, it goes to our cells. 1249 00:55:42,094 --> 00:55:43,129 - Oh, great. - Great. 1250 00:55:46,099 --> 00:55:48,164 It looks like you just met online. 1251 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:50,700 - Looks good. - Make sure you get the logo in. 1252 00:55:50,702 --> 00:55:51,802 Girl, don't worry. 1253 00:55:51,804 --> 00:55:53,104 I know how to make an Instagram post. 1254 00:55:53,106 --> 00:55:55,142 - She's certified. - Verified! 1255 00:56:02,949 --> 00:56:03,951 Um... 1256 00:56:07,286 --> 00:56:08,286 What do I do? 1257 00:56:08,288 --> 00:56:10,490 - Answer it, answer it! - Yeah, answer the phone. 1258 00:56:14,092 --> 00:56:15,027 Hello? 1259 00:56:16,996 --> 00:56:18,097 Yes? 1260 00:56:19,565 --> 00:56:20,567 Yes. 1261 00:56:22,034 --> 00:56:23,002 Hold. 1262 00:56:25,737 --> 00:56:27,137 It's a freelancer. 1263 00:56:27,139 --> 00:56:28,574 Told you! 1264 00:56:28,942 --> 00:56:30,141 Wow, that was very fast. 1265 00:56:30,143 --> 00:56:31,809 - In no time at all. - It was quick. 1266 00:56:31,811 --> 00:56:34,278 She wants to sign up, but we're on online yet. 1267 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,583 - What should I do? - Make a list. 1268 00:56:38,885 --> 00:56:40,284 Can I have your name, please? 1269 00:56:42,922 --> 00:56:44,287 - Answer, answer! - Okay, okay. 1270 00:56:44,289 --> 00:56:45,925 - Calm down. - Answer! 1271 00:56:46,259 --> 00:56:48,027 - Be nice. - Hello? 1272 00:56:49,996 --> 00:56:52,532 Uh... Yes, this is Freelancers Anonymous. 1273 00:56:53,032 --> 00:56:55,168 Yes, I'm Gillian, the president and CFO. 1274 00:56:56,835 --> 00:56:59,539 Ah, hold just one moment, please. Thank you so much. 1275 00:57:01,007 --> 00:57:02,809 It's an investor. 1276 00:57:04,309 --> 00:57:05,913 Okay, okay, okay. 1277 00:57:06,346 --> 00:57:07,847 Hello. Sorry about that. 1278 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:11,315 Yeah, hello? 1279 00:57:11,317 --> 00:57:13,217 Welcome to Freelancers Anonymous. This is Billie, 1280 00:57:13,219 --> 00:57:15,052 the CEO and the founder. 1281 00:57:15,054 --> 00:57:16,954 - It's still ringing! - Just a sec. 1282 00:57:19,759 --> 00:57:20,758 Yeah. 1283 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,095 Hello, this is June. 1284 00:57:24,097 --> 00:57:26,900 - Mm. Smell it. - No, you don't smell. 1285 00:57:27,934 --> 00:57:30,034 Remember, if you see something you don't like, 1286 00:57:30,036 --> 00:57:31,267 look away. 1287 00:57:31,269 --> 00:57:33,340 - Okay, it's gonna be good. - Okay. Yep. 1288 00:57:34,273 --> 00:57:36,273 - You went out of your way... - Oh! 1289 00:57:36,275 --> 00:57:40,047 Okay, so I know that there is traditionally a groom's cake, 1290 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,950 but this is... 1291 00:57:43,181 --> 00:57:47,219 the bridegroom... groom... bride... bride-bride cake. 1292 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,387 Oh, wow. 1293 00:57:49,389 --> 00:57:51,325 Yeah, I mean, I see the resemblance... 1294 00:57:52,090 --> 00:57:53,023 - there. - Wow. 1295 00:57:53,025 --> 00:57:55,059 - Wow. - The toast? 1296 00:57:55,061 --> 00:57:56,394 - Yes, toast, please. - Yeah. 1297 00:57:56,396 --> 00:57:57,427 Okay. 1298 00:57:57,429 --> 00:58:00,296 To my beautiful daughter 1299 00:58:00,298 --> 00:58:02,001 and her gorgeous bride. 1300 00:58:02,235 --> 00:58:04,735 May tomorrow start the beginning 1301 00:58:04,737 --> 00:58:07,374 of your happy, happy journey together. 1302 00:58:08,206 --> 00:58:11,675 You are both brides, right? I'm still... 1303 00:58:11,677 --> 00:58:13,012 You know, I must admit, when... 1304 00:58:13,413 --> 00:58:14,811 When Gayle first came out, 1305 00:58:14,813 --> 00:58:16,447 I sobbed for weeks. 1306 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:18,885 I thought I'd never welcome in 1307 00:58:19,152 --> 00:58:21,686 a handsome, dashing young man 1308 00:58:21,688 --> 00:58:23,186 and have grandbabies, but... 1309 00:58:23,188 --> 00:58:26,724 I realize... we can still have grandbabies. 1310 00:58:26,726 --> 00:58:28,025 Not right now, 1311 00:58:28,027 --> 00:58:31,163 but it's all really just about the love between you, I mean... 1312 00:58:31,898 --> 00:58:33,097 It's just love, right? 1313 00:58:33,099 --> 00:58:34,898 - It's... - To love! 1314 00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:36,166 To love. Yes. 1315 00:58:37,469 --> 00:58:39,005 It's a nice speech. 1316 00:58:39,405 --> 00:58:41,005 Not weird at all. 1317 00:58:41,007 --> 00:58:43,909 To the happy, happy brides 1318 00:58:44,342 --> 00:58:46,112 and their very special cake. 1319 00:58:47,713 --> 00:58:49,246 - Thank you, dear. - On that note... 1320 00:58:49,248 --> 00:58:51,048 Oh, it's Cyn. I don't know if we... 1321 00:58:51,050 --> 00:58:52,115 I'm Cyn. 1322 00:58:52,117 --> 00:58:53,150 Sin? 1323 00:58:53,152 --> 00:58:55,720 - That doesn't sound good. - It's C-Y-N. 1324 00:58:55,722 --> 00:58:57,454 - It's not her name. - Yeah. 1325 00:58:57,456 --> 00:58:58,623 Keeping with tradition, 1326 00:58:58,625 --> 00:59:01,825 we thought that Billie would stay at my place tonight. 1327 00:59:01,827 --> 00:59:04,260 Really? I didn't think we were going that traditional. 1328 00:59:04,262 --> 00:59:06,130 Uh, we're kinda traditional. 1329 00:59:06,132 --> 00:59:07,231 - Yeah. - You know, I mean, 1330 00:59:07,233 --> 00:59:08,199 we're getting married in the church, 1331 00:59:08,201 --> 00:59:09,099 - and I was thinking about... - Really? 1332 00:59:09,101 --> 00:59:10,200 Yeah. 1333 00:59:10,202 --> 00:59:12,436 I was thinking about staying with Cynthia tonight. 1334 00:59:12,438 --> 00:59:14,505 Well, I don't want to sleep alone. 1335 00:59:14,507 --> 00:59:17,010 Oh, but, you know, I have a date tonight. 1336 00:59:18,077 --> 00:59:20,681 But remember, your date's tomorrow night, you told me? 1337 00:59:21,179 --> 00:59:22,448 No, it's tonight. 1338 00:59:22,949 --> 00:59:24,017 Your date's tomorrow. 1339 00:59:25,784 --> 00:59:27,952 Oh! You know... You're so right, 1340 00:59:27,954 --> 00:59:30,854 'cause I had the other thing with the calendar... 1341 00:59:30,856 --> 00:59:31,921 - It's tonight. - Yeah. 1342 00:59:31,923 --> 00:59:33,389 Tonight I'm free. So you're welcome. 1343 00:59:33,391 --> 00:59:35,126 Uh, well, if that's what you want. 1344 00:59:35,128 --> 00:59:36,427 - I mean... - Your father and I 1345 00:59:36,429 --> 00:59:38,394 spent the night before our wedding together 1346 00:59:38,396 --> 00:59:40,299 and look how that turned out. 1347 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,932 You know what, though? Are you sure? 1348 00:59:42,934 --> 00:59:45,034 Because you can definitely stay with me 1349 00:59:45,036 --> 00:59:46,970 anytime, actually. Anytime. 1350 00:59:46,972 --> 00:59:48,338 Like, there's a roll-away... 1351 00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:49,773 It's comfortable. 1352 00:59:49,775 --> 00:59:50,807 Plenty of room. 1353 00:59:50,809 --> 00:59:52,112 But you know what? Um... 1354 00:59:52,911 --> 00:59:54,211 I have five turtles. 1355 00:59:54,213 --> 00:59:57,481 One of them escaped recently. 1356 00:59:57,483 --> 00:59:59,282 I can hear him, 1357 00:59:59,284 --> 01:00:01,151 so I know he's somewhere around. 1358 01:00:01,153 --> 01:00:03,320 And be a bit careful when you go to the bathroom 1359 01:00:03,322 --> 01:00:04,822 'cause that's usually where he ends up. 1360 01:00:04,824 --> 01:00:07,226 You're like, "Whoo!" You know? 1361 01:00:07,492 --> 01:00:09,028 Oh, I love turtles. 1362 01:00:09,829 --> 01:00:11,795 Yeah, one summer in high school 1363 01:00:11,797 --> 01:00:13,733 I ran over several of them with my car. 1364 01:00:14,233 --> 01:00:16,202 Um, and we buried them in the backyard. 1365 01:00:16,402 --> 01:00:18,070 Ah, along with the... 1366 01:00:18,503 --> 01:00:21,007 the mice, and the fish, and... 1367 01:00:21,407 --> 01:00:22,907 several cats, and... 1368 01:00:22,909 --> 01:00:25,108 A little cemetery going back there, 1369 01:00:25,110 --> 01:00:27,279 and you know, that's where they are, with my mom. 1370 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,847 Not that my mom is in the backyard, 1371 01:00:29,849 --> 01:00:30,880 it's my mom's house. 1372 01:00:30,882 --> 01:00:32,016 I was in high school. 1373 01:00:32,018 --> 01:00:33,516 - Can I cut the cake? - Yeah, please. 1374 01:00:33,518 --> 01:00:35,452 - Please. - Please cut it. 1375 01:00:35,454 --> 01:00:37,420 I think it's time. 1376 01:00:37,422 --> 01:00:39,456 Let them eat cake. 1377 01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:42,262 - You just cut my face... - It's okay. Look away. 1378 01:00:45,463 --> 01:00:46,563 Sure you don't want to get in 1379 01:00:46,565 --> 01:00:48,000 on that roll-away action? 1380 01:00:48,367 --> 01:00:49,436 Ah, no, thanks. 1381 01:00:49,869 --> 01:00:50,934 God, what a weirdo. 1382 01:00:50,936 --> 01:00:53,172 She would flip her shit if she knew about this. 1383 01:00:53,505 --> 01:00:55,206 I cannot believe you haven't told Gayle. 1384 01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:57,842 Well, the lie won't matter if tomorrow works. 1385 01:00:57,844 --> 01:00:58,979 Okay, well... 1386 01:00:59,244 --> 01:01:00,311 Glad we're at a church, 1387 01:01:00,313 --> 01:01:02,847 so there's a priest who can do your Last Rites. 1388 01:01:02,849 --> 01:01:04,514 Oh, it's not a priest, it's a pastor. 1389 01:01:04,516 --> 01:01:05,518 I don't care. 1390 01:01:07,052 --> 01:01:09,255 - Well, have a great date. - I don't have a date. 1391 01:01:10,289 --> 01:01:11,956 Why would you tell me that? 1392 01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:17,030 Because I didn't want to have all the smells in my house. 1393 01:01:17,429 --> 01:01:19,229 So many smells. 1394 01:01:19,231 --> 01:01:22,302 You know how I feel about that. I just didn't want you there. 1395 01:01:25,070 --> 01:01:27,271 - Billie! Billie. - Yeah? 1396 01:01:27,273 --> 01:01:29,472 Do you know what time it is? 1397 01:01:29,474 --> 01:01:32,179 Jesus... Jesus Christ. 1398 01:01:33,112 --> 01:01:34,481 Love you! 1399 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,056 Okay, what is all this? 1400 01:01:44,322 --> 01:01:46,456 Charlotte and Marti, you'll be stationed here, 1401 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:48,594 in the long hallway by the sanctuary side door. 1402 01:01:49,128 --> 01:01:50,994 Wait, why am I the salt? 1403 01:01:50,996 --> 01:01:53,199 Did you have a saltshaker in your purse? 1404 01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:55,298 We should just focus, okay? 1405 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:57,300 Your job is to keep an eye on the bridal party 1406 01:01:57,302 --> 01:01:58,635 and make sure nobody wanders 1407 01:01:58,637 --> 01:02:00,070 to the other side of the building 1408 01:02:00,072 --> 01:02:01,237 before we're ready. 1409 01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:02,907 Sam, you and June will be here 1410 01:02:02,909 --> 01:02:04,307 at the entrance to the launch party, 1411 01:02:04,309 --> 01:02:05,476 just outside the door 1412 01:02:05,478 --> 01:02:07,144 at the other end of the hallway. 1413 01:02:07,146 --> 01:02:09,112 You'll be in charge of giving nametags 1414 01:02:09,114 --> 01:02:10,313 to our investors. 1415 01:02:10,315 --> 01:02:12,416 Gillian, you'll be here inside the room 1416 01:02:12,418 --> 01:02:13,486 running the show. 1417 01:02:14,519 --> 01:02:16,220 - I'll be here at 15:00. - You couldn't say three? 1418 01:02:16,222 --> 01:02:18,222 Directly following my ceremony, 1419 01:02:18,224 --> 01:02:20,257 in the sanctuary there'll be wedding photos, 1420 01:02:20,259 --> 01:02:22,392 and a cocktail hour along the side the church 1421 01:02:22,394 --> 01:02:23,494 here in the garden. 1422 01:02:23,496 --> 01:02:25,929 I'll be running back and forth 1423 01:02:25,931 --> 01:02:28,132 between the wedding photos and the launch party 1424 01:02:28,134 --> 01:02:30,434 using the long hallway that connects the two spaces. 1425 01:02:30,436 --> 01:02:31,369 Holy shit. 1426 01:02:31,371 --> 01:02:33,637 Now, directly following the launch party, 1427 01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:35,572 we'll help the caterers flip the room 1428 01:02:35,574 --> 01:02:37,407 by gently shoving our investors 1429 01:02:37,409 --> 01:02:39,078 out through the back door here. 1430 01:02:39,577 --> 01:02:41,280 Oh! And we'll communicate 1431 01:02:41,713 --> 01:02:43,115 - using these. - Yes! 1432 01:02:44,150 --> 01:02:45,282 Charlotte and Marti, you share one. 1433 01:02:45,284 --> 01:02:47,153 Sam, you and June get the other. 1434 01:02:47,954 --> 01:02:49,987 I should probably be in charge of that. 1435 01:02:49,989 --> 01:02:51,891 - I was in the Girl Scouts. - No. 1436 01:02:52,224 --> 01:02:54,090 One, two, three, test. 1437 01:02:54,092 --> 01:02:55,626 What if something goes wrong? 1438 01:02:55,628 --> 01:02:58,095 Yeah, what if, miraculously, something happens? 1439 01:02:58,097 --> 01:03:00,500 Do we have some sort of, like, code of distress? 1440 01:03:01,434 --> 01:03:02,435 Corn. 1441 01:03:03,436 --> 01:03:04,400 - What? - We'll alert each other 1442 01:03:04,402 --> 01:03:06,637 without arousing suspicion by saying "corn." 1443 01:03:06,639 --> 01:03:07,907 It's clear and concise. 1444 01:03:08,239 --> 01:03:09,440 Okay, so you don't think 1445 01:03:09,442 --> 01:03:11,275 that we're just going to arouse suspicion? 1446 01:03:11,277 --> 01:03:12,244 Anything else? 1447 01:03:13,045 --> 01:03:14,914 Yeah. What's Larry gonna do? 1448 01:03:15,614 --> 01:03:18,481 Oh, I'm so sorry, Larry. I totally forgot about you. 1449 01:03:18,483 --> 01:03:20,420 Oh! Larry can be the salt. 1450 01:03:21,219 --> 01:03:22,686 That's cool. 1451 01:03:22,688 --> 01:03:25,057 Is that too tight? 1452 01:03:30,262 --> 01:03:31,595 Très vintage. 1453 01:03:31,597 --> 01:03:33,664 Très vintage. Okay. 1454 01:03:33,666 --> 01:03:35,365 - Grab the poster. - Bit of shimmer. 1455 01:03:35,367 --> 01:03:37,300 And grab the flowers and things. 1456 01:03:37,302 --> 01:03:39,605 Make sure you get the fuzzies. 1457 01:03:42,608 --> 01:03:44,945 Okay, we on our way! 1458 01:03:45,777 --> 01:03:47,478 Stop. 1459 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:48,778 Where the fuck is Billie? 1460 01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:50,646 I knew she should have stayed with me. 1461 01:03:50,648 --> 01:03:51,749 - Wait, wait! - Come on. 1462 01:03:51,751 --> 01:03:53,219 Let's... Let's... Billie! 1463 01:03:53,753 --> 01:03:55,284 - I'm here! - Great. Go! 1464 01:03:55,286 --> 01:03:57,588 Hey, grooms, go, go, go! 1465 01:03:57,590 --> 01:03:59,590 - Let's go, parents. - My cousins aren't here. 1466 01:03:59,592 --> 01:04:02,228 Traffic, march, whatever. Go, Grace! 1467 01:04:02,527 --> 01:04:05,095 When I fluff this, I want you to run! 1468 01:04:05,097 --> 01:04:05,865 Go get married! 1469 01:04:06,264 --> 01:04:08,201 Go! 1470 01:04:28,253 --> 01:04:30,656 Billie's marrying a woman? 1471 01:04:31,523 --> 01:04:32,655 She was wearing a tux. 1472 01:04:32,657 --> 01:04:34,326 What'd you think was gonna happen? 1473 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,397 I don't know. I mean, Diane Keaton wears tuxes. 1474 01:04:43,402 --> 01:04:44,604 Nametag? 1475 01:04:45,070 --> 01:04:46,271 Oh! It's Joseph. 1476 01:04:47,373 --> 01:04:48,738 He's not on the list. 1477 01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:51,575 Oh, he's my baker, and my neighbor. 1478 01:04:51,577 --> 01:04:52,708 He's not on the list. 1479 01:04:52,710 --> 01:04:54,478 It's okay, Sam. 1480 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,679 He smells nice, and he looks good. 1481 01:04:56,681 --> 01:04:58,384 Thanks, Joseph. Have a nice day. 1482 01:05:09,527 --> 01:05:12,362 By the power vested in me by the state of Illinois, 1483 01:05:12,364 --> 01:05:14,764 I now pronounce you life partners. 1484 01:05:14,766 --> 01:05:17,236 Pronounce you life partners! 1485 01:05:17,836 --> 01:05:20,570 - Did she say yes? - May you go in peace. 1486 01:05:20,572 --> 01:05:22,375 They're going in peace. 1487 01:05:34,519 --> 01:05:35,686 Firm yes on the altar. 1488 01:05:35,688 --> 01:05:36,854 Ferret on the move, people. Be ready. 1489 01:05:36,856 --> 01:05:38,588 That's a confirmed yes on the altar. 1490 01:05:38,590 --> 01:05:40,423 Ferret is on the move, people. 1491 01:05:40,425 --> 01:05:41,527 Let's go. Confirm. 1492 01:05:42,161 --> 01:05:44,164 - Who is Ferret? - I don't know. 1493 01:05:44,597 --> 01:05:46,229 Yes, we confirm. 1494 01:05:46,231 --> 01:05:48,298 Ferret is on the move. Over. 1495 01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:50,336 - Who are you calling Ferret? - Billie. 1496 01:05:50,603 --> 01:05:52,769 Literally the only person we care about now. 1497 01:05:52,771 --> 01:05:54,338 But why are you calling her Ferret? 1498 01:05:54,340 --> 01:05:55,341 Because she's... 1499 01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:56,740 She's ferry. 1500 01:05:56,742 --> 01:05:59,309 Ferret is on the move, people! Can I get a copy? 1501 01:05:59,311 --> 01:06:01,213 - Who's Ferret? - Billie! 1502 01:06:01,547 --> 01:06:02,612 She's ferrety. 1503 01:06:02,614 --> 01:06:04,414 I got it under control. 1504 01:06:07,318 --> 01:06:08,552 Oh, dear. 1505 01:06:08,554 --> 01:06:09,853 There's no call for that. 1506 01:06:09,855 --> 01:06:11,554 They sound very stressed. 1507 01:06:11,556 --> 01:06:13,490 Ah, they need raspberry. 1508 01:06:13,492 --> 01:06:14,724 Raspberry marker. 1509 01:06:14,726 --> 01:06:16,228 No, really, Sam, it'll help. 1510 01:06:16,427 --> 01:06:17,760 It'll help calm you down, Sam. 1511 01:06:17,762 --> 01:06:18,829 Sam, what...? Sam. 1512 01:06:18,831 --> 01:06:20,363 ...in control. 1513 01:06:21,699 --> 01:06:23,666 It's not about you, Mom. Just be nice. 1514 01:06:23,668 --> 01:06:25,269 Time for family pictures. 1515 01:06:25,271 --> 01:06:26,903 Step lively, folks. 1516 01:06:26,905 --> 01:06:29,673 We've got a lot of family pictures here, so... 1517 01:06:29,675 --> 01:06:31,510 Are you going to tell me what's going on? 1518 01:06:32,411 --> 01:06:33,378 What? Nothing. 1519 01:06:34,213 --> 01:06:35,479 Why were you late? 1520 01:06:35,481 --> 01:06:36,713 Did you get caught up in the march? 1521 01:06:36,715 --> 01:06:38,916 Patty's been freaking out about traffic. 1522 01:06:38,918 --> 01:06:40,217 Step lively! 1523 01:06:40,219 --> 01:06:41,851 - Lots of family pictures - Uh, no. 1524 01:06:41,853 --> 01:06:43,889 I just... I had to... I had to poop. 1525 01:06:44,556 --> 01:06:45,856 Groom's family first. 1526 01:06:45,858 --> 01:06:47,858 So... Billie, you're the groom-bride. 1527 01:06:47,860 --> 01:06:48,795 Let's go. 1528 01:06:50,628 --> 01:06:51,597 Are you okay? 1529 01:06:52,532 --> 01:06:54,798 Yeah, I just have to... I have to poop. 1530 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:55,735 Again. 1531 01:06:56,467 --> 01:06:57,601 I'll be right back. 1532 01:06:57,603 --> 01:06:59,606 Billie! Billie, where are you going? 1533 01:07:01,639 --> 01:07:04,243 Did she eat something weird at your place last night? 1534 01:07:04,476 --> 01:07:05,411 Yeah. 1535 01:07:06,311 --> 01:07:08,213 Yeah, she ate something really weird. 1536 01:07:08,447 --> 01:07:10,282 Like... 1537 01:07:15,721 --> 01:07:16,686 Really bad. 1538 01:07:16,688 --> 01:07:18,290 Gayle, come line up, dear. 1539 01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:20,893 Okay, that's... gross. 1540 01:07:21,860 --> 01:07:23,762 You know what? Get a hold of yourself! 1541 01:07:29,534 --> 01:07:31,170 Okay, just... 1542 01:07:31,670 --> 01:07:32,572 How we doing? 1543 01:07:32,871 --> 01:07:33,936 Good. We're great. 1544 01:07:33,938 --> 01:07:36,005 People are starting to show up, so that's good. 1545 01:07:36,007 --> 01:07:38,307 Did you know there was a parade in Chicago? 1546 01:07:38,309 --> 01:07:39,775 Gayle's wondering what's going on. 1547 01:07:39,777 --> 01:07:41,545 Oh, ah, okay. So what'd you say? 1548 01:07:41,547 --> 01:07:43,449 That I had to poop. And then I ran away. 1549 01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:45,548 Okay, that's specific and gross. 1550 01:07:45,550 --> 01:07:47,386 - Poop happens. - Yeah, well, I poop, too. 1551 01:07:47,585 --> 01:07:49,521 I think you should just tell her the truth. 1552 01:07:49,822 --> 01:07:51,257 You know? Stop the lying. 1553 01:07:51,724 --> 01:07:52,692 Soon. 1554 01:07:53,525 --> 01:07:54,860 Okay. 1555 01:07:56,795 --> 01:07:57,894 Larry. 1556 01:07:57,896 --> 01:07:59,566 I need you to go. For Gayle. 1557 01:07:59,831 --> 01:08:01,433 Gayle. Remember? Gayle. 1558 01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:03,202 Gayle. Bride. Please? 1559 01:08:03,568 --> 01:08:05,401 Isn't Billie beautiful? 1560 01:08:05,403 --> 01:08:06,436 I know, it's... 1561 01:08:06,438 --> 01:08:08,607 No, no, no! You guys need to be doing nametags. 1562 01:08:08,907 --> 01:08:10,340 Oh, we did nametags. 1563 01:08:10,342 --> 01:08:11,474 But there weren't that many people. 1564 01:08:11,476 --> 01:08:12,876 This parade came out of nowhere. 1565 01:08:12,878 --> 01:08:13,880 Yes, okay. 1566 01:08:14,847 --> 01:08:16,045 If they have a nametag, give them another. 1567 01:08:16,047 --> 01:08:17,914 Give everyone a nametag. 1568 01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:19,415 What if they're not on the list? 1569 01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:20,916 It's not a club, so we let people in. 1570 01:08:20,918 --> 01:08:23,222 Just smile. Okay? Be warm. 1571 01:08:23,588 --> 01:08:24,754 - No hugs. - Oh. 1572 01:08:24,756 --> 01:08:26,623 No hugs for me or anyone else. 1573 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:28,560 Okay. But what if I know them? 1574 01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:30,829 Still kinda creepy, I'm sure, somewhere. 1575 01:08:31,563 --> 01:08:32,498 Nope. 1576 01:08:34,365 --> 01:08:35,264 Okay, right. 1577 01:08:35,266 --> 01:08:37,800 Then swing it all the way to the right. 1578 01:08:37,802 --> 01:08:39,436 Push me. Yeah, like that! Yeah! 1579 01:08:39,438 --> 01:08:41,437 - Like this, like that... - Stop fighting! 1580 01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:43,342 Well, you know, I was... 1581 01:08:43,775 --> 01:08:45,608 Okay, she's stressed. She's stressed. 1582 01:08:45,610 --> 01:08:47,477 Oh wait, I think she needs lips. 1583 01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:48,945 - No, she doesn't need... - Lips! 1584 01:08:48,947 --> 01:08:50,647 - She's not here, so... - I'm here. 1585 01:08:50,649 --> 01:08:52,949 - I'm here. - Ooh, great. Okay. 1586 01:08:52,951 --> 01:08:54,785 So, just... You ready? 1587 01:08:54,787 --> 01:08:55,852 Yeah, sorry. 1588 01:08:55,854 --> 01:08:57,321 What! Don't... 1589 01:08:59,891 --> 01:09:01,758 Okay. Great, okay. 1590 01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,496 George, can we just snap a few? 1591 01:09:03,895 --> 01:09:05,797 How was your second poo? 1592 01:09:06,431 --> 01:09:07,332 It was great. 1593 01:09:07,599 --> 01:09:08,635 - Very satisfying. - Mm. 1594 01:09:08,934 --> 01:09:10,534 It's a yin and a yang. 1595 01:09:10,536 --> 01:09:11,701 You have to have a yin and yang, 1596 01:09:11,703 --> 01:09:13,903 and you can't have two yangs or two yins. 1597 01:09:13,905 --> 01:09:15,638 Smile. 1598 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,342 That's fine, I'm seeing someone. 1599 01:09:17,676 --> 01:09:20,110 Did you eat something weird at Cynthia's last night? 1600 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:21,144 - Smile. - Smile. 1601 01:09:21,146 --> 01:09:23,548 You think it was the tilapia? 1602 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:26,450 Let's get a few with the two of you 1603 01:09:26,452 --> 01:09:27,951 - facing each other. - Lips! 1604 01:09:31,457 --> 01:09:32,488 Stop. 1605 01:09:34,493 --> 01:09:35,528 God! 1606 01:09:36,561 --> 01:09:37,930 And are you okay now? 1607 01:09:38,497 --> 01:09:40,767 Yeah. I just need about 28 minutes. 1608 01:09:41,466 --> 01:09:43,366 That's... specific. 1609 01:09:43,368 --> 01:09:44,835 Uh, here. 1610 01:09:44,837 --> 01:09:45,936 - Hold my spot. - What? 1611 01:09:45,938 --> 01:09:47,637 - Oh... - Oh, no, sir! 1612 01:09:47,639 --> 01:09:49,039 - No, excuse me, no, sir. - No. 1613 01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:50,473 - Ah, Billie... - Sir, no. 1614 01:09:50,475 --> 01:09:52,008 - You can't be there. - Um... okay. 1615 01:09:52,010 --> 01:09:53,509 I just want her to look pretty! 1616 01:09:53,511 --> 01:09:54,844 Get your ass...! 1617 01:09:54,846 --> 01:09:56,979 Eyes here! 1618 01:09:56,981 --> 01:09:58,180 I need you to focus! 1619 01:09:58,182 --> 01:10:00,987 The fuck is wrong with you guys? I told you to be discreet. 1620 01:10:02,421 --> 01:10:04,086 I am discreet! 1621 01:10:04,088 --> 01:10:05,792 I just wanted to... 1622 01:10:06,158 --> 01:10:08,023 The Ferret is on the move. 1623 01:10:08,025 --> 01:10:09,558 Now you like the word "ferret." 1624 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,460 This one is honeysuckle rose, 1625 01:10:11,462 --> 01:10:13,562 but it really has a raspberry tone to it. 1626 01:10:13,564 --> 01:10:15,665 The Ferret is on the move! 1627 01:10:15,667 --> 01:10:16,732 - I played a trick on you, - Uh-oh 1628 01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:17,968 but I think it was strawberry. 1629 01:10:17,970 --> 01:10:19,835 Thank you, thank you so much for coming. 1630 01:10:19,837 --> 01:10:21,036 If you just step inside, 1631 01:10:21,038 --> 01:10:23,005 our CFO will get you a welcome packet. 1632 01:10:23,007 --> 01:10:24,040 Thank you. 1633 01:10:24,042 --> 01:10:25,545 - Enjoy. - Thank you for coming. 1634 01:10:26,912 --> 01:10:27,843 - June! - What? 1635 01:10:27,845 --> 01:10:29,513 Stop smelling the markers! 1636 01:10:29,515 --> 01:10:30,548 They're for the nametags. 1637 01:10:30,550 --> 01:10:32,915 Billie, it helps calm people. 1638 01:10:32,917 --> 01:10:34,116 We are calm! 1639 01:10:34,118 --> 01:10:35,785 Just... stop. 1640 01:10:35,787 --> 01:10:37,420 You don't have a calm tone. 1641 01:10:37,422 --> 01:10:39,125 You look lovely. 1642 01:10:40,759 --> 01:10:41,560 I'm sorry. 1643 01:10:42,594 --> 01:10:44,561 Who let her have the markers? 1644 01:10:44,563 --> 01:10:46,028 What? You pick your battles, okay? 1645 01:10:46,030 --> 01:10:47,731 She likes the markers, I let her sniff them. 1646 01:10:47,733 --> 01:10:48,868 What are you doing here? 1647 01:10:49,768 --> 01:10:50,901 Spit out the cookie. 1648 01:10:50,903 --> 01:10:52,739 You're supposed to be with Gayle. Spit out the cookie. 1649 01:10:53,538 --> 01:10:55,474 Go, go. Find her, find Gayle. 1650 01:10:56,041 --> 01:10:57,540 - Okay, that was mean. - Whew. 1651 01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:58,607 - I didn't mean to be aggressive. - No... 1652 01:10:58,609 --> 01:11:00,509 I'm just, ah... It's hot. 1653 01:11:00,511 --> 01:11:01,678 Okay! 1654 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,580 So, since the groom-bride is M.I.A., 1655 01:11:04,582 --> 01:11:07,584 I guess we'll just do some with the bride-bride 1656 01:11:07,586 --> 01:11:10,490 and the mother and father of the bride-bride. 1657 01:11:10,922 --> 01:11:12,789 Okay, uh, where's your father? 1658 01:11:12,791 --> 01:11:15,025 Oh, where he always is, in the bar. 1659 01:11:15,027 --> 01:11:17,527 Apparently, he felt a scotch 1660 01:11:17,529 --> 01:11:18,894 was more important than photos. 1661 01:11:18,896 --> 01:11:20,162 - Mom... - I can step in. 1662 01:11:20,164 --> 01:11:21,665 - I'll do that. - Cynthia. 1663 01:11:21,667 --> 01:11:22,799 - Happy to. - Cynthia. 1664 01:11:22,801 --> 01:11:23,733 - Just be a... - No. 1665 01:11:23,735 --> 01:11:25,168 - Three ladies? - Get out of there. 1666 01:11:25,170 --> 01:11:26,139 Okay. 1667 01:11:27,072 --> 01:11:29,104 I need a drink. 1668 01:11:29,106 --> 01:11:31,040 - Okay... smile! - Just like your father. 1669 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:33,610 Mm, I don't think so. 1670 01:11:33,612 --> 01:11:35,845 I don't know why you would have a parade in Chicago 1671 01:11:35,847 --> 01:11:37,781 just to have a parade because it's a city. 1672 01:11:37,783 --> 01:11:39,752 - You know? You have... - Gillian? 1673 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,789 Mom. Hi. 1674 01:11:44,989 --> 01:11:47,426 Did you put all of this together? 1675 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,763 - Well... we did. - We did. 1676 01:11:51,229 --> 01:11:53,064 This is my business partner, Billie. 1677 01:11:53,631 --> 01:11:54,731 I'm so happy to see you 1678 01:11:54,733 --> 01:11:57,601 finally doing something productive with your life! 1679 01:11:57,603 --> 01:11:58,535 Thanks. 1680 01:11:58,537 --> 01:12:00,603 Oh, so nice to meet you... 1681 01:12:00,605 --> 01:12:01,771 Vivian. 1682 01:12:01,773 --> 01:12:03,109 Nice to meet you, too. 1683 01:12:03,641 --> 01:12:04,976 I'm actually here to invest. 1684 01:12:05,577 --> 01:12:06,512 Invest? 1685 01:12:06,811 --> 01:12:07,977 You really want to invest? 1686 01:12:07,979 --> 01:12:10,115 - Of course! - Wait, this is your mom? 1687 01:12:12,551 --> 01:12:14,284 My family owns Hillsbury Farms, so... 1688 01:12:14,286 --> 01:12:15,721 Hillsbury Farms? 1689 01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:17,853 Part of Big Strawberry. Do you know it? 1690 01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:20,223 We work with Cyn over at Market Media Outreach, 1691 01:12:20,225 --> 01:12:22,025 she mentioned that an app like yours 1692 01:12:22,027 --> 01:12:23,596 would help us tremendously. 1693 01:12:23,962 --> 01:12:26,095 I made a few initial inquiries, 1694 01:12:26,097 --> 01:12:27,966 and, bottom line, 1695 01:12:28,634 --> 01:12:30,599 Big Strawberry is prepared to offer you 1696 01:12:30,601 --> 01:12:33,003 seventy-five thousand dollars to develop your app. 1697 01:12:33,005 --> 01:12:34,138 Seventy-five... 1698 01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:35,539 - Seventy-five thousand dollars? - Oh, oh... 1699 01:12:36,675 --> 01:12:37,810 Excuse me. 1700 01:12:38,710 --> 01:12:40,480 This is high priority. 1701 01:12:41,012 --> 01:12:42,012 Thank you. 1702 01:12:42,014 --> 01:12:43,682 Wait, your family's rich? 1703 01:12:43,981 --> 01:12:45,048 We're very rich. 1704 01:12:45,050 --> 01:12:46,782 Why do you drive such a shitty car 1705 01:12:46,784 --> 01:12:48,183 if your family's part of Big Strawberry? 1706 01:12:48,185 --> 01:12:51,090 My therapist said it would make me more relatable. 1707 01:12:52,189 --> 01:12:53,990 Here I thought you were all tough and scrappy 1708 01:12:53,992 --> 01:12:55,925 like some sort of grown-up Oliver Twist, 1709 01:12:55,927 --> 01:12:58,327 but really you're like the anti-Oliver Twist. 1710 01:12:58,329 --> 01:13:00,030 You're, like, not a child 1711 01:13:00,032 --> 01:13:02,768 who was taught how to steal things by a creepy old man. 1712 01:13:03,001 --> 01:13:04,668 I bet you're not an alcoholic. 1713 01:13:04,670 --> 01:13:06,271 I'm a raging alcoholic. 1714 01:13:07,038 --> 01:13:09,242 Yes. Since she was 12. 1715 01:13:13,744 --> 01:13:15,711 - Here, here. I'm here. - Oh, yay! 1716 01:13:26,792 --> 01:13:28,794 Hi, hello. Hi. 1717 01:13:29,161 --> 01:13:31,594 I want to thank everyone for coming this evening. 1718 01:13:31,596 --> 01:13:33,162 And before we get started, 1719 01:13:33,164 --> 01:13:36,165 I just wanted to take a minute to introduce someone 1720 01:13:36,167 --> 01:13:38,737 that without we wouldn't be here right now. 1721 01:13:39,070 --> 01:13:41,004 So, let me welcome to the stage 1722 01:13:41,006 --> 01:13:43,042 the CEO of Freelancers Anonymous, 1723 01:13:43,341 --> 01:13:46,077 and my friend, Billie Kingston. 1724 01:13:52,149 --> 01:13:55,085 - I'm starving. - Bride-bride is hungry? 1725 01:13:55,087 --> 01:13:57,890 Don't worry. I have some candies in the back room. 1726 01:13:58,823 --> 01:14:00,889 Excuse me, sir. Do me a favor. 1727 01:14:00,891 --> 01:14:02,058 Run to the back room 1728 01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:05,064 and bring me back my box of beautifully wrapped candies. 1729 01:14:05,329 --> 01:14:07,998 They're in a blue, reusable bag under the corner table. 1730 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:08,898 It has a picture 1731 01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:10,834 of a cartoon bird playing the harmonica. 1732 01:14:10,836 --> 01:14:14,771 It's about yea big, and it's next to a green bag. 1733 01:14:14,773 --> 01:14:17,139 But don't touch the green bag. That's personal. 1734 01:14:17,141 --> 01:14:18,344 Only the blue bag. 1735 01:14:19,711 --> 01:14:21,247 - Well, go. - I need a... 1736 01:14:21,646 --> 01:14:23,146 Can we go into the reception hall 1737 01:14:23,148 --> 01:14:25,147 and grab some hors d'oeuvres or something? 1738 01:14:25,149 --> 01:14:26,318 Paul? 1739 01:14:27,485 --> 01:14:31,120 My timeline says some group called Freelancers Anonymous 1740 01:14:31,122 --> 01:14:32,222 - reserved the room... - Freelancers...? 1741 01:14:32,224 --> 01:14:34,824 ...right up until we start the reception. 1742 01:14:34,826 --> 01:14:35,994 Shit! 1743 01:14:36,795 --> 01:14:38,727 Gayle, where are you going? Stop! 1744 01:14:38,729 --> 01:14:40,098 Bride-bride on the loose! 1745 01:14:47,005 --> 01:14:50,009 Otter's on the loose! Come in, come in, come in! 1746 01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:51,907 There's an otter loose. 1747 01:14:51,909 --> 01:14:52,811 Oh, no. 1748 01:14:59,685 --> 01:15:00,886 ...mobile force. 1749 01:15:01,153 --> 01:15:03,119 Here at Freelancers Anonymous, 1750 01:15:03,121 --> 01:15:05,821 our mission is to connect women 1751 01:15:05,823 --> 01:15:07,993 with the opportunity for freelance work 1752 01:15:08,225 --> 01:15:10,994 with businesses that share in our goal 1753 01:15:10,996 --> 01:15:13,196 to close the gender and pay gap 1754 01:15:13,198 --> 01:15:15,098 for women in technology. 1755 01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:17,133 Thing is, 1756 01:15:17,135 --> 01:15:19,068 we want to provide resources 1757 01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:21,172 for women looking for employment, 1758 01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:24,909 and the opportunity for you to be a part of the solution. 1759 01:15:26,243 --> 01:15:29,914 Our strategy is to curate a well-vetted list 1760 01:15:30,148 --> 01:15:32,784 of diverse women of STEM degrees 1761 01:15:33,051 --> 01:15:35,855 to increase efficiency and innovation. 1762 01:15:36,188 --> 01:15:38,287 And that's exactly what we want to do here. 1763 01:15:38,289 --> 01:15:39,925 A women-driven startup 1764 01:15:40,292 --> 01:15:41,927 at Freelancers Anonymous. 1765 01:15:42,493 --> 01:15:44,259 - Corn! - Billie! 1766 01:15:49,266 --> 01:15:50,935 Billie! 1767 01:15:52,270 --> 01:15:53,906 The Otter is here! 1768 01:15:54,805 --> 01:15:55,907 What the hell is this? 1769 01:15:56,975 --> 01:16:00,880 Everyone, this is my wife Gayle. 1770 01:16:01,412 --> 01:16:03,012 She's beautiful. 1771 01:16:03,014 --> 01:16:04,147 Stop... stop clapping. 1772 01:16:05,382 --> 01:16:07,219 Would you like a nametag, dear? 1773 01:16:07,819 --> 01:16:09,285 What? No. 1774 01:16:09,287 --> 01:16:10,519 - Never mind. - So... 1775 01:16:10,521 --> 01:16:11,957 So, I can explain. 1776 01:16:13,091 --> 01:16:14,927 Oh, you can explain? You don't have to go poo again? 1777 01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:17,160 That's a specific question. 1778 01:16:17,162 --> 01:16:18,861 - You can take something for it. - Uh... 1779 01:16:18,863 --> 01:16:20,129 You have spent the last few months 1780 01:16:20,131 --> 01:16:21,531 lying to my face! 1781 01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:23,369 - Gayle, what is going on? - Not now, Mom! 1782 01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:26,706 Who are these people? 1783 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:30,106 - They're here for my company. - What company? 1784 01:16:30,108 --> 01:16:31,844 Freelancers Anonymous. 1785 01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:34,510 Billie, please stop lying. 1786 01:16:34,512 --> 01:16:35,611 It's true. 1787 01:16:35,613 --> 01:16:37,914 I was waiting until the launch party to tell you, 1788 01:16:37,916 --> 01:16:39,281 but I wanted to show you what I could do. 1789 01:16:39,283 --> 01:16:41,183 I lied, but I lied for the good. 1790 01:16:41,185 --> 01:16:42,384 What does that mean? 1791 01:16:42,386 --> 01:16:44,456 It means I was doing something for us. 1792 01:16:45,055 --> 01:16:47,456 This isn't a game, Billie! This is our life! 1793 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:49,828 I know. Are you happy we got married? 1794 01:16:50,261 --> 01:16:51,294 Ooh... 1795 01:16:51,296 --> 01:16:54,133 Am I happy we got married? 1796 01:16:57,502 --> 01:16:59,468 I fucking love you, you moron! 1797 01:16:59,470 --> 01:17:00,903 Well, I love you, too! 1798 01:17:00,905 --> 01:17:02,839 - Well then, great! - Great! 1799 01:17:02,841 --> 01:17:04,440 - Okay! - Awesome! 1800 01:17:04,442 --> 01:17:05,575 Why are we yelling? 1801 01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:08,314 Because you yelled at me, so I'm yelling back at you! 1802 01:17:08,846 --> 01:17:09,948 That's fair! 1803 01:17:10,515 --> 01:17:12,315 - Okay. - Okay... 1804 01:17:12,317 --> 01:17:15,184 Yes, so we have investors, is the thing, so... 1805 01:17:15,186 --> 01:17:16,889 Nice to meet you, you look stunning. 1806 01:17:20,158 --> 01:17:21,924 So, this is, like, a real company? 1807 01:17:21,926 --> 01:17:24,829 Yeah, this is really happening. 1808 01:17:25,130 --> 01:17:26,396 I found my thing. 1809 01:17:26,398 --> 01:17:28,197 You can say goodbye to Anne Westgate. 1810 01:17:30,402 --> 01:17:32,037 I fucking love you. 1811 01:17:35,140 --> 01:17:36,909 You know Anne Westgate? 1812 01:17:37,609 --> 01:17:39,308 Who is Anne Westgate? 1813 01:17:39,310 --> 01:17:40,512 Are they in a threesome? 1814 01:17:40,979 --> 01:17:42,411 That's hot, actually. 1815 01:17:44,315 --> 01:17:46,148 We have so much to celebrate 1816 01:17:46,150 --> 01:17:48,052 at the office on Monday. 1817 01:17:48,286 --> 01:17:50,021 - I'll make a cake. - No. 1818 01:17:52,591 --> 01:17:54,994 Oh. Okay, that resolved quickly. 1819 01:17:56,027 --> 01:17:57,328 I found them! 1820 01:17:58,430 --> 01:18:00,065 And doesn't it feel great 1821 01:18:00,564 --> 01:18:01,930 when you work hard, 1822 01:18:01,932 --> 01:18:04,203 push through, buckle up, 1823 01:18:05,103 --> 01:18:06,204 take a chance? 1824 01:18:07,872 --> 01:18:09,174 I love my job. 1825 01:18:10,574 --> 01:18:14,145 In 11,560 days I can retire. 1826 01:18:15,980 --> 01:18:17,546 And with a smile on my face. 1827 01:18:17,548 --> 01:18:19,083 You have a company to run. 1828 01:18:19,350 --> 01:18:21,049 - You'll be late. Go! - All right. 1829 01:18:21,051 --> 01:18:22,822 - Go be a boss lady. - Okay. 1830 01:18:25,090 --> 01:18:25,958 Bye! 1831 01:18:26,323 --> 01:18:27,425 Bye! 1832 01:18:30,127 --> 01:18:31,996 Don't forget to use your hand signals! 1833 01:18:32,396 --> 01:18:33,498 I won't! 1834 01:18:34,298 --> 01:18:38,970 ♪ We can clean up Truly any mess ♪ 1835 01:18:39,537 --> 01:18:43,473 ♪ And our own problems We'll rise above them ♪ 1836 01:18:43,475 --> 01:18:45,474 ♪ And all the rest ♪ 1837 01:18:45,476 --> 01:18:49,849 ♪ 'Cause it's easy to see... ♪ 1838 01:18:50,681 --> 01:18:52,384 Oh! 1839 01:18:57,021 --> 01:18:58,356 Hi. 1840 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:01,057 Well... 1841 01:19:01,059 --> 01:19:02,224 Can I help you? 1842 01:19:02,226 --> 01:19:05,160 Yes, I'm with Freelancers Anonymous... 1843 01:19:05,162 --> 01:19:06,361 I'm sorry? 1844 01:19:06,363 --> 01:19:08,563 I was told specifically to ask for somebody named Cyn... 1845 01:19:08,565 --> 01:19:09,665 That's me. Hi, I'm Cyn. 1846 01:19:09,667 --> 01:19:11,135 I'm in charge. 1847 01:19:11,603 --> 01:19:12,605 Come right this way. 1848 01:19:21,246 --> 01:19:23,579 ♪ In the blink of an eye ♪ 1849 01:19:23,581 --> 01:19:27,886 ♪ When two eyes meet One another ♪ 1850 01:19:28,153 --> 01:19:30,253 ♪ Though the search For true love ♪ 1851 01:19:30,255 --> 01:19:31,687 ♪ Is the ultimate ♪ 1852 01:19:31,689 --> 01:19:35,290 ♪ Don't waste too much time Searching for it ♪ 1853 01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:37,093 ♪ If it comes to you ♪ 1854 01:19:37,095 --> 01:19:41,300 ♪ You know You'll be happier to ♪ 1855 01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:46,104 ♪ The only people Worth your while ♪ 1856 01:19:46,470 --> 01:19:52,243 ♪ Are the people Who make you smile ♪ 1857 01:19:57,148 --> 01:20:02,285 ♪ That's why it's easy to see ♪ 1858 01:20:02,287 --> 01:20:05,754 ♪ What you mean to me ♪ 1859 01:20:05,756 --> 01:20:08,326 ♪ The only one ♪ 1860 01:20:12,162 --> 01:20:18,469 ♪ It's easy to be me ♪ 1861 01:20:19,470 --> 01:20:22,138 ♪ I just wrote this song ♪ 1862 01:20:22,140 --> 01:20:23,606 ♪ I wrote this song ♪ 1863 01:20:23,608 --> 01:20:25,674 ♪ I wrote this song ♪ 1864 01:20:25,676 --> 01:20:30,148 ♪ Yes, I will sing this song ♪ 1865 01:20:30,547 --> 01:20:35,019 ♪ For you ♪ 1866 01:20:53,805 --> 01:20:57,342 ♪ Lightning and thunder Came to my door ♪ 1867 01:20:57,742 --> 01:21:01,076 ♪ Gave a knock My heart wanted more ♪ 1868 01:21:01,078 --> 01:21:03,245 ♪ I let him within ♪ 1869 01:21:03,247 --> 01:21:06,050 ♪ When he came to win my heart ♪ 1870 01:21:06,583 --> 01:21:08,720 ♪ Oh ♪ 1871 01:21:09,119 --> 01:21:10,652 ♪ Oh, I'll never give up ♪ 1872 01:21:10,654 --> 01:21:12,621 ♪ I'm gonna never give up ♪ 1873 01:21:12,623 --> 01:21:14,993 ♪ I'm gonna... ooh ♪ 1874 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:18,494 ♪ Oh, I'll never give up ♪ 1875 01:21:18,496 --> 01:21:20,463 ♪ I'm gonna never give up ♪ 1876 01:21:20,465 --> 01:21:22,534 ♪ I'm gonna... ooh ♪ 1877 01:21:24,569 --> 01:21:25,637 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1878 01:21:25,639 --> 01:21:30,639 Subtitles by explosiveskull 129755