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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,924 Don't be a goddamn cowboy when we go in there. 2 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,930 We go In, we get the shit, we get out, okay? 3 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,936 I won't be a fucking cowboy. 4 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:24,817 Casper... 5 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,312 ...I love you. 6 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:20,863 Hey, uh, sir'? 7 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,077 You have to pay for that stuff! Hey! 8 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,708 - Run. - Hey, hey, stop! 9 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,870 Stop those guys! Security! Security! 10 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,593 Hey, grab yourself a churro. Ha, ha, ha! 11 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,219 FUCK you! 12 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,175 Hey! 13 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,258 Stop it! 14 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,177 Suck my dick, skinny. Ha-ha-ha! 15 00:01:55,991 --> 00:02:00,201 Hello. Room service. I'm a Chinese man. 16 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:03,909 Oh. Psych. That wasn't funny, Chang. 17 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,494 What are you doing, Kenny? 18 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:08,376 Andrea, I'm at a very important point in my life right now. 19 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,253 At a crossroads, if you will. 20 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:14,006 Now that Shane is dead, it's time, indeed... 21 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,713 ...that we all move on to the next phase of our lives. 22 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,800 Adulthood. We're not kids anymore. 23 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,806 - We're in college now. - Okay. 24 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:25,014 I want to make amends with you. Will you come here for one second? 25 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,929 It's okay. I'm a grown-up now. I want to make amends to you. 26 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:32,396 I know that I hurt your feelings with some insensitive jokes about Shane and... 27 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,902 Why don't you stand on this side of me, real quick? 28 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:38,865 What I did to Kate earlier... 29 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,366 ...when I brought Shane's twin brother here... 30 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,494 ...that wasn't a nice thing to do. 31 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,240 No, It wasn't. Kate, I'm really sorry for what I did to you... 32 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,830 ...and how I upset you and gave you an asthma attack. 33 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:50,994 Thank you. 34 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,539 And I'm also sorry for positioning you right here... 35 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,502 ...to be the punch line of my T-shirt. 36 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,963 That's not funny, okay? Nobody laugh at this. 37 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,502 Chang, it's not fucking funny. 38 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,637 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 39 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,798 It's time we grow up, okay? 40 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,762 - It's time we grow up. - Yeah. 41 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,392 Don't laugh. It's not funny. 42 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:10,555 Still follows her. Andrea. 43 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,974 I think it's time you finally meet my son. 44 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,859 When am I gonna meet him? 45 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,025 Right fucking now. 46 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,441 - He's here? - Oh, yeah. He's fight-- 47 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,235 He's... Toby? 48 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:24,865 Toby. 49 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,455 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, where you going? Where you going? 50 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:35,463 Toby, I'd like you to meet your new mother figure, Andrea. 51 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,749 Andrea, this is Toby. 52 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,794 He's a fucking baby. And he's my son. 53 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,058 Come here, take him. 54 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,136 Go and take him. Babies are made chubby... 55 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:49,143 ...so if you drop them when they're little, they don't break. 56 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:52,021 - Hey, baby dude. - Look at us, huh? 57 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,728 Two mature adults, guys. 58 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:55,937 With a goddamn baby. 59 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:04,735 Hey. What's up, players? Anybody sitting in this chair? 60 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,823 - Yeah, Corey just left-- - He just walked-- 61 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,534 Oh, Corey'? Well, Corey's gonna nave to find a new seat. Ha, ha. 62 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,871 Know what I'm saying? Because I'm taking his shit. 63 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,956 Yeah, I fucking love Chick-fil-A. 64 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,632 What's shaking? How's everybody? 65 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:17,960 - Good, man. - Yeah? 66 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,670 Mustache's looking tight, Pliskin. 67 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,587 Looking good. I wanted to tip my Mermen boys... 68 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,972 ...off to the situation for the Fourth of July. 69 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,551 Looks like your favorite star player-slash-team leader... 70 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:34,097 ...is hosting the biggest, baddest, most patriotic throwdown in town. 71 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,433 All of Myrtle Beach elite is gonna be there, and guess what. 72 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,943 All you motherfuckers are invited. 73 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,401 Except for Ivan. Because he's Russian. 74 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,281 Why invite him to America's birthday? 75 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,317 It's like inviting a Jew to Christmas. 76 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:49,408 You don't believe; you don't get fucking presents. 77 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,994 No, that's actually cool. Ivan's got his own thing going on, right? 78 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,876 - Yeah, no, it's no big deal. - What are you doing? Tell him. 79 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,957 No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. 80 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:01,670 Oh, please, Ivan, lift the Iron Curtain and let me in on your secret. 81 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:05,132 - Like I give a shit. - Well, Club Celebrations is paying Ivan... 82 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,344 ...to DJ this Fourth of July party. It's supposed to be insane. 83 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,679 - Club Celebrations? - Yes. 84 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,764 - On the Fourth of July; - Cash money, bro. 85 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,100 Why the fuck would they do that? You're Russian. 86 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:18,107 Why would they get a Russian person to host a goddamn party... 87 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,813 ...on our nation's birthday? 88 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,318 Because I'm top DJ? 89 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,739 "Top DJ?" 90 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,364 Ha, ha, ha. This fucking guy, right? 91 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,402 No, I think this dude's about to find out that Americans on the Fourth of July... 92 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,662 ...do not want to be stuffed into a club... 93 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,075 ...raving out to the sounds of goddamn DJ Communism. 94 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,290 - DJ Blu-ray. - Yeah, and I'm Lenny Laser Discs. 95 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:42,048 - It doesn't really fucking matter, okay? - You know, we have saying in Russia: 96 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,834 "The wolf pack, the alpha thinks he is the alpha... 97 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,128 ...but sometimes he is actually the zeta." 98 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:51,257 Well, sometimes in a pack of wolves, there's sometimes a Russian. 99 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:54,018 And that when the wolves find out that he's Russian... 100 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,350 ...they tear his fucking ass apart. 101 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,105 Pull it in here, Mermen. 102 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,688 That's right. Nope, nope. That's right. 103 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,193 Boom. 104 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,563 Position confirmed. Team leader still. 105 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,827 Is this the home of the mighty Mermen? 106 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,838 Where my son is the goddamn star player for? 107 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,420 What the fuck are you doing here? 108 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,926 Well, I thought you... 109 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:31,806 You'd be a little happy to see me and your brother. Go on. 110 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,808 - Don't come over here and touch- - Get over there. Hug him up. 111 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,642 - God, get the fuck off of me. Gross. - Hey, hey, hey, settle down, settle down. 112 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:41,057 Hairy, disgusting thing. 113 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,272 We're passing through on a little business... 114 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,436 wand we thought maybe we could catch up. 115 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:48,652 I'm not interested in catching up with backstabbers and betrayers. 116 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:51,944 - So have a nice trip. - I'm gonna shoot you straight. 117 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:55,196 Since the last time I saw you, shit ain't been going so not. 118 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,536 Been some dark months. 119 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,575 - Good. - I had to ask myself... 120 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,245 ...when did It all get so fucked up? 121 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:07,504 And I traced it all the way back to when I walked out on your mom. 122 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,382 I'm hereto win her back. 123 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,010 Heh, heh. Win her back? 124 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,016 Well, we ain't been so good about keeping up over the years. 125 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,895 And I've misplaced her mailing address. 126 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,102 Maybe you can give it to me? 127 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,766 You have lost your fucking mind. 128 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,528 I don't see you for 27 years, Tn Mexico you had me thrown in jail... 129 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:30,781 ...now you come back, you want me to help you fuck my mom? 130 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,612 That's all I'm asking. 131 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,949 Come on, Kenny. Everybody deserves a second chance. 132 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:40,117 Yeah, except for you and that baby gorilla over there. 133 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,534 As far as I'm concerned... 134 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:44,670 ...both of you can KOA the fucking night away in that RV. 135 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,330 I ain't helping you. 136 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,348 This venue is fucking fantastic. This is great. 137 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:58,509 We'll put the nitrous station here. We'll throw the stage there. 138 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,270 We're gonna need a nice area to display the prostitutes. 139 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,602 - You writing all this stuff down, Steven? - What? 140 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,857 - Are you writing this down? - Oh, uh... 141 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,482 Sorry, my head's elsewhere, I guess. 142 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,362 Would you excuse us for one moment? 143 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,274 Steven. Dude. I need you to fucking focus, all right? 144 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:16,786 This Russian's trying to "ur-sup" me as the goddamn team leader. 145 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,617 If that shit happens, I can kiss the majors goodbye, okay? 146 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,044 This is when you give me positive reinforcement. 147 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,373 What the fuck is going on with you, Stevie? 148 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,707 I fucking did it. 149 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:29,215 - What'd you do, murder somebody? - I fucking cheated on Maria. 150 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,000 What? How the fuck did you do that? 151 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,716 Since I came here, all I wanted to do was stick my dick in different pussies. 152 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,302 Then the moment I did, I get fucking guilt-ridden... 153 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,638 - ...and I feel terrible. - Of course you do... 154 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,223 "because you're not someone who's out out to cheat. 155 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:46,140 You're not emotionally equipped. What the fuck are you doing, man? 156 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:50,312 - I fucking cheated on her! - Stevie, stop it, get ahold of yourself, okay? 157 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:53,026 There are bigger things at stake than your marriage. 158 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,113 I can't have you guys going through some drama during my party. 159 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,620 I don't wanna fuck up your party, but I need to fucking tell her. 160 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,407 Stevie, you do not fucking tell her anything, all right? 161 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:06,043 That will only make shit worse. Put it inside, handle it like a baller... 162 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,669 ...take the shit to the grave. 163 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,216 Handle it like a baller. 164 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,750 - And now believe that shit. - I'm not gonna tell her. 165 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,043 Chill, dog. Fucking pat yourself on the back. 166 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,679 You got your dick wet. I didn't even see that coming. 167 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,464 - Okay. 168 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,599 We'll go ahead and take this. It's awesome. 169 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,602 My associate here will get you the deposit. 170 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,610 What in the F? 171 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,949 Well, hello to you too, Kenny. 172 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,160 How did you two find out where I live? 173 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,871 Well, we just used computers, and... 174 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,703 I don't care how you found out, I don't want you here. 175 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:34,215 I don't want you having a goddamn Cool Ranch Dorito and Cheetos party... 176 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,341 ...in front of my oceanfront villa, all right? 177 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,505 Oceanfront villa, that's a good one. 178 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,719 What is so funny? Don't make fun of my home. 179 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:48,104 That's not a home, Kenny, that's a short-term, low-end beachfront rental. 180 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,690 Casper, don't laugh. You don't even own property, motherfucker. 181 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,976 Look, son. We need one favor. 182 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,738 Casper needs to use your bathroom. It's an emergency. 183 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,115 I don't want guests taking shits in my bathroom. 184 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,027 - What is it, a one or a two? - Gotta empty my butt. 185 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,823 - Nope, then we're not doing it. - No, no, he just has to go number one. 186 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,492 He said he has to empty his butt. That's taking a shit. 187 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,412 He just got to this country. He doesn't know the difference. 188 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,000 Yeah, gotta do a number one. 189 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,375 You are really taking advantage of my Christian hospitality. 190 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:18,838 - Thank you. - You're evil. 191 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,344 You can use the bathroom, but only for number ones. 192 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:25,304 No number twos. I see what you feed this motherfucker, and it's disgusting. 193 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,803 Casper, the bathroom is down the hall right down here. 194 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,436 I guess the feeling went away. 195 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,520 Casper! Do not mess with these, they're all alphabetized. 196 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,685 - Don't touch my Criterions. - Come on, Kenny. 197 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,196 Just give me your mama's mailing address. Where do you keep it? 198 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,948 I'm not helping you. I already told you. 199 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,406 Maria! My son is screaming, will you please tend to him? 200 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,910 Hold on. 201 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,582 Are you telling me I'm a goddamn granddaddy? 202 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,537 That's amazing. 203 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,921 Come here, you sweet little thing. Say hello to your granddaddy. 204 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,421 No reason to say hi to him. 205 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,424 This man's a child molester. He's to be nowhere near the baby. 206 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,335 I'm not a child molester. 207 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,595 He is. He has fucked a bunch of little boys. 208 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,257 He's the devil, fuck him, take Toby and have. Bye. 209 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:10,804 Come on, Kenny, you can't keep a granddaddy away from his grandbaby. 210 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,224 This is what happens when you betray me. You get iced the fuck out. 211 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,359 Now, you and shit-for-brains hit the fucking tracks... 212 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:21,113 - ...or I'm calling the police. - No need for that. Casper. 213 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,316 Come on, we are not welcome here. 214 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,579 You're not taking that. Leave. Go. Goodbye. Adios. 215 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,182 Nothing. 216 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,690 You're just so beautiful. 217 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,356 There's something I need to talk to you about. 218 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,650 Something I need to get off my chest. 219 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,528 Sorry. 220 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,912 - What you want to say? - Uh... 221 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,126 Nothing. Just that I love you. 222 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,882 I love you too. 223 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,547 I cheated on you. 224 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,895 No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 225 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,855 No. 226 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,360 No, that's not right. I did cheat on you. 227 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,439 For real. I had sex with another girl. 228 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,199 It was, uh... 229 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,076 Maria? 230 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,829 Maria? 231 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,045 I... I don't know" Maria? 232 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,546 No, Maria. 233 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,298 - No, Maria, wait, wait! - No! 234 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,425 - No! - Wait, Maria, wait. 235 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,973 Wait, Maria, please, stop! 236 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,512 Wait! 237 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,970 Maria! Wait! 238 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,933 We got them, Shane. 239 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:21,317 This party's gonna put us right back on top. 240 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,148 All our plans are coming together. 241 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,656 Destroy Ivan, kill the playoffs... 242 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,488 wand take the fucking majors by storm. 243 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,950 Then your ghost can take my fastballs and make them do loop-de-loops... 244 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,740 ...like Angels in the Outfield. 245 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,247 I miss you, buddy. 246 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,085 Wish you were here to see all of our dreams coming true. 247 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:55,559 Hey! Back the fuck u-- Back up, dog. 248 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,859 Well, hello there, Kenny. 249 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,363 - What the fuck are you doing with my son? - Nothing. I'm just spending... 250 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:11,116 - ...a little quality time with the little guy. - No. You do not touch my son. 251 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,449 Come here, Toby. Toby, come here. Take that bottle. 252 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,955 Nope. He's my son, you're not touching him. 253 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,789 - Where the fuck is Maria? - She's gone. She ran out of here... 254 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,578 wand Stevie chased off after her. 255 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:27,000 - Apparently they had some kind of fight. - Fight? Jesus Christ! 256 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:30,465 What am I supposed to do now? They're supposed to watch the kid. 257 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,552 This is my party tonight! It's supposed to be my special night! 258 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,387 If I'm not the man, and I gotta take a kid to the party... 259 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:40,725 ...everyone's gonna think I'm fucking dumb! Everyone was supposed to like me tonight! 260 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:46,815 God, it's all ruined! My life is over! It's over! 261 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,320 Come on, son. 262 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,653 You don't have to be so upset. 263 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,284 - Go away from me. - Get your head out of the couch. 264 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,242 - No. - Kenny, I can look after the kid. 265 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,123 Fuck that. I'd rather throw him down a goddamn well. 266 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,997 What the fuck? I-- What do you think? 267 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,833 This is my“ He's my grandson. 268 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,623 Come on. 269 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:13,050 You deserve a fun night. You've been working so hard lately. 270 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,180 This party's just very important to me. 271 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,057 Maybe this is a way I can help you... 272 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,844 ...and earn back some of your trust at the same time. 273 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,522 This is against my better judgment, but fine. All right, fine. 274 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:27,606 You can watch the kid, but don't leave. Stay here. Don't trade him for cigarettes... 275 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,397 ...or damage him psychologically, or any other fucked-up stuff you can do... 276 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,111 - ...when left alone with a child. - Got it. 277 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,657 Now, you go get fucked up and fem good about yourself, son. 278 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,299 I know, Shane. I know. 279 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,790 Americans! 280 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:32,208 Are you ready to get fucked up with the team leader? 281 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,068 Casper, what the hell are you doing in the VIP? 282 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,850 - No. - Sorry. 283 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,486 Where's everybody" at? Hiding underneath the; tables?“? 284 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,238 Y'all can come out now, I'm here! 285 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,070 Come out. That's odd. 286 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,622 Suppose everyone's decided to come fashionably late. 287 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,702 I don't know. Maybe they're at work. 288 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,617 It's the Fourth of July, dude. They're not at fucking work. 289 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,253 - Are you gonna be okay? - Yes, I'm gonna be okay. 290 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,255 It's the party of the century. I just need to have a drink... 291 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,837 ...and wait for everyone to arrive. 292 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,222 It's a party! Play some fucking music. Thank you. 293 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,762 What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? 294 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,428 - Beating you. - Don't do that, don't take that. Don't-- 295 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,770 He)', fuck you! 296 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,313 Happy Fourth of July! Whom! 297 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:27,280 Let's give it up for DJ Blu-ray! 298 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,239 Yeah! 299 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,572 Yeah! Nobody spins... 300 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:35,242 ...that gay-ass rave music as good as him. You really are the best, man. 301 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,378 Fucking hats off. Hats off to you. 302 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,375 - Andrea? - Hey, Kenny. 303 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,296 What the fuck are you doing here? You missed my grand entrance. 304 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,635 I tried. My friends wanted to come here instead. 305 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,924 Jesus Christ. 306 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,810 How could you do me like; this?” You met my sony, 307 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,562 I'm sorry, Kenny. 308 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,148 You know what? As soon as this party's over... 309 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,401 ...you should go fucking on Facebook... 310 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:05,280 ...and change your relationship status to fucking "dumped." 311 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,942 Because that shit just happened right now. 312 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,907 I'll be by your dorm room later to pick up my shit. 313 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:15,620 For those of you who don't know, which I'm assuming is most of you... 314 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,752 ...for those of you who do know about this, go fuck yourself, teammates... 315 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:25,588 ...I am hosting a competing party at the beach, right now... 316 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,216 wand I can promise you that you will have... 317 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,471 ...all the awesome drugs you have here... 318 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:34,054 ...plus more, plus fucking fireworks. 319 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:38,013 So who's with me, huh? Who wants to get up out this piece... 320 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:41,650 ...and come party and celebrate our nation's birthday... 321 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,312 ...with Kenny fucking Powers? 322 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:51,110 Myrtle Beach, let me hear you make some noise! 323 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,448 Coming through. Look out. 324 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,873 Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Easy. Easy, all right? I can take a hint. 325 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,788 These people have been assholes. I don't wanna party here. 326 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,583 Fucking get off of me, thank you. Fuck this party. 327 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,064 Whatever. 328 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,528 Fuck Kenny Powers! 329 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,052 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 330 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,093 You look like a shit sausage, boy. 331 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,259 - Celebration-- - Don't talk about celebrations, Casper. 332 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,179 I don't wanna communicate or talk about anything right now. 333 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,609 - Where's Toby? - He's sleeping. 334 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,103 I am good at listening, though. 335 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,360 Sometimes it helps to talk. 336 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,243 It would be a disgusting talk. 337 00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,872 I feel like my life has become Requiem for a Dream... 338 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,706 ...and I have front-row-seat tickets to the ass-to-ass scene. 339 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,995 And Toby's the dildo. 340 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,789 And I'm both assholes. 341 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,588 Let me ask you a question, son. 342 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,676 How were things going before you-know-who came along? 343 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,424 Fucking awesome, I guess. 344 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:23,478 You feel like you're over-extended? Like it's impossible to be a dad... 345 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:27,607 ...and worry about your career all at the same time? 346 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,735 Yes. I mean it's like a fucking juggling act. 347 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,862 Feel like there's no way that you can go... 348 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,115 ...and do all the great things that you're destined to do... 349 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,617 ...because your family's holding you back. 350 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:42,201 Maybe you ought to think about leaving him... 351 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,787 ...with someone that would love him like their own... 352 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,577 ...so you can go out and be you. 353 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,667 You're talking about leave Toby at a fire station or something? 354 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,582 No. I'm not a monster. 355 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,467 He's not a fucking monster, Kenny. 356 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:58,926 I'm talking about leaving him with someone that would love him like a son. 357 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:03,094 Someone like your mother. 358 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,723 Think about the majors, son. 359 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,993 Hey, Stevie. Did you get cancer? 360 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,580 Happy fucking Fourth of July. 361 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,632 Ten Pin Alley. 362 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,392 Mm-hm. 363 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,769 Hold on. 364 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,891 Come on, Betti. 365 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,294 - Powers. Phone call. - Who is it? 366 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:15,378 Says it's your son. Says his name's Kenny Powers? 367 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,047 Oh! 368 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,761 Damn it! Motherfucker! 369 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:25,550 Son of a bitch! Cocksucker! Jesus H. Christ. Fuck me. 370 00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:30,514 Sandy, I took the Lord's name in vain. I'm sorry, honey. How are you today? 30278

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