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May the white horse take you
to the furthest reaches...
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...of man's imaginations.
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I'm gonna miss you, bro.
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Hey, man. You know I have this kid
and shit right now...
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...and lowering him into the Can-Am...
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...and carrying him around town is
a little illegal and impractical.
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If you don't want me to take your truck,
give me a sign right now.
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Three seconds to give a sign.
Two, one.
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No more signs can be given.
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Well played, hombre. I won't forget you.
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Maria! Have you seen my Gold Bond?
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Good morning, everyone.
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What's up, Kenny?
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This kid is cursed.
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Cursed? What are you talking about?
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Think about it, all right?
It's some straight-up Omen shit.
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Kid drives me and April apart.
Kid drives April nuts.
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You bring him to my game,
and then for no reason at all...
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...I momentarily lose ali my abilities.
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And now Shane is dead.
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Shane is dead?
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- Yeah.
- What? How?
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It doesn't matter, I wasn't there.
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- Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
- Toby.
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Hey. What do you want from me'?
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I've been super-cool to you.
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I've given you a bowl of Chex Mix
and some water.
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Why are you making curses upon me?
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I don't know. I thought your baby
would be cooler. No offense.
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Stevie, shut up.
How do I erase this curse?
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If I give you a toy,
will that erase the curse?
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Will you stop fucking up my life, Toby?
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Fuck.
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Kenny. How is it going in this morning?
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My best friend's dead.
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How do you think
it's going in this morning?
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Yes, I am sorry to hear
about Shine.
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- Shane.
- Yeah, Shane.
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A lot of people think
that if you hadn't come here...
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...none of this would have happened.
Maybe Shane would still be alive.
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He overdosed to death on drugs.
Correct?
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Alone. Yes. That's what the doctors say.
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Maybe if someone listened to their mentor
and Wouldn't have been showboating...
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...maybe Shane wouldn't have been
so compelled to do a shit ton of cocaine.
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He would have done the normal amount,
he'd still be alive.
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I was not showboating, okay?
I was playing to win.
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Oh. Aren't you a poet and a murderer.
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You're crazy if you think you can swoop In
and I'm weak...
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...and you can take my power.
You're not gonna be team leader.
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I'm unstoppable.
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You really have major problems inside
your brain, my friend.
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Oh, yeah? Well...
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...your dick is all dumb
and smashed in and played out...
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...in those roller-skating shorts.
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You don't know nothing
about my dick.
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And you don't know nothing
about surfing.
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Yeah, and you don't know anything
about Lance Mountain.
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- Or fucking Steve Caballero.
- This is porno?
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No, these are goddamn
skateboarders, bro.
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Well, let's just agree to agree.
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- Learn the language, dog.
- Maybe I will do that.
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After I go and eat these waves
and make them in my shit.
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Hopefully, when you go out,
you'll find your green card...
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...and surf on the fuck home.
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Hey, Balki.
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We already lost one Mermen this week.
Maybe you can make it two.
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Fucking poser.
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Crazy, man.
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I know. I can't believe he's dead.
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No, I mean the fact that you can
capture HD video on a little phone like this.
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- Is that a video or the camera?
- It's HD videos.
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Oh, HD.
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I win.
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Stevie, what are you doing?
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I'm just making sure he's dead.
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Come In, close. Let's get a shot
of you guys together.
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We'll miss you, Shane.
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- Don't smile in this one.
- Okay.
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Say "it's sad."
Wave, though?
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- Be sad. Shane is dead.
- Okay.
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Oh, hey. Uh... Hello.
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Are you guys the family?
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Immediate family.
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The viewing doesn't start
for another hour.
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Yes, sir, I know.
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That's why we got here early.
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Just wanted to spend a little alone time
with the cadaver.
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Well, that's what we wanna do too.
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What a coincidence.
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Welcome. We're all in this
together now.
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Except for you, Stevie.
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- Give us some space.
- Oh, sorry.
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This is him. This is your son, guys.
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Shane.
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He looks so peaceful.
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Oh, my boy. They did a nice job.
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The heavens needed another star
in the sky.
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Here, take these back.
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Uh... Heh.
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These are Shane's favorite pair of
Oakley Blades. I think he'd want them.
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No. No.
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Who are you, again?
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I am Kenny Powers. I was--
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I was Shane's best friend.
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With your Messing...
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...I am prepared to deliver the eulogy
at the funeral.
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Um...
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Uh, no. His grandfather
has prepared some words.
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Grandfather?
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Well, just so you know, I have performed
at funerals before.
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So if the old man Muses his nerve
or chokes up...
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...I can easily fill In.
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Or if you want me and gramps to do
a back-and-forth type thing.
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That can also be arranged.
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- Would you just go ahead and heave?
- My God.
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We'd like to spend some time
with our son.
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I'd love for you guys to do that.
That's fantastic.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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I know how you guys feet
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I'd give absolutely anything to see
his smiling face alive one more time.
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What the fuck?
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Hi, how you doing? I'm Cole.
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Shane's brother?
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I'm Kenny Powers.
I'm Shane's best friend.
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In the year that I spent
hanging out with this dude...
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...he has never mentioned once
that he has a twin brother.
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Yeah, well that's Shane for you.
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Man of mystery.
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What are you doing?
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That's a good one.
I gotta get your guys' e-mail.
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This one got all three of you
and the tip of Shane's face.
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I don't know Why you're wasting your time
reading to him in Spanish.
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To him, it sounds like garbly-gook,
like it does to me.
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- He like stories.
- Oh, I bet he does.
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But I got something here I think
he's gonna like more than foreign words.
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Toby, in an attempt to make peace
so you stop fucking up my shit...
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...I present you with this,
your first pet.
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It's a hermit crab and I believe
his name is Spurgen.
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Ooh, with a name like Spurgen...
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...you know he gets pussy.
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So there you go. Enjoy him.
Lift the curse.
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Stop fucking up my life,
and get on the Myrtle Beach vibe, man.
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And now we'll observe...
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...a moment of silence...
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...for our late, great Merman,
Shane Gerald.
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Fuck you.
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- Shh.
- Shh.
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- Shh.
- Shh.
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- Shh.
- Shh.
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Shh.
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Moment of silence!
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Shh.
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What? Uh...
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I'm just" Tm just meditating, baby.
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You help with him. I go take shower.
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Just take a shower with him.
Take him in there with you.
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It doesn't matter
if he sees your private parts.
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You could put him
an inch away from your pussy...
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...and he wouldn't even know
where he was.
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This life is no good for me and you.
We go home.
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You're doing a great job,
even Kenny says so.
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Okay, just--
Please, will you just go inside?
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I need to focus on some work.
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Great job. Keep it up.
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Loss, Fears and Doubts.
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Have I had moments
where I question this comeback?
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Moments where doubt
haunted my mind?
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The easy answer is yes.
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But the difficult
and truly great answer is no.
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I've trained my mind and heart
to the methods only known to myself...
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...to have no doubt and only fear of things
you should be afraid of...
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...like fire or bears,
or even angel dust.
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Mr. Powers?
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'Hey, What's going on?
- Can I help you?
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I don't know. I don't even know
why I came over here.
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I guess, instinctually, this is
the place I would always run to...
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...whenever I had questions
that only Shane could answer.
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What are you looking at me for?
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I thought I could take you to where
me and Shane used to hang...
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...to discuss our feelings
and emotional issues.
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Uh. No, I-- That's okay.
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I'm just gonna stay here with the family.
Thank you.
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No, I get it.
You guys are mourning and stuff.
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- I am too.
- Yeah.
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We should be together
in this time of need.
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Just hang here. Pop a few beers.
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Maybe throw on some
high-definition Bm-rays.
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I'll go. I'll go. Let's go,
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Ah. Okay, great. This is gonna be fun.
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- Awesome.
- Let's go.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Thank you.
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Why did you invite me out
and not bring any cash?
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Oh, I know, that's my bad.
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But I'll get you on the next one.
I got a tab.
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Look at all this fine trim
walking around here, huh?
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A little young for my taste.
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Heh. Not for Shane's.
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One time, Shane lost his pinky ring...
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...fucking around with a girl's C-section
scar in the bathroom here. Ha, ha.
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I'm gonna shoot you straight, Cole.
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Tsk. I'm not doing so hot.
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Really?
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- Yeah, my brother died, Kenny, 50--
- I know, shut up. Listen.
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Right now I could really use
a Shane pep talk.
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I'm sorry, I don't know
what to do for you.
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Well, I do, because you guys are twins.
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Do you think It'd be possible
for you to maybe channel him?
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Or is Shane too far gone
to the spirit realm now...
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...that the twin-hold connection
no longer works?
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I'm not a medium for my twin brother
that just passed away from an overdose.
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Have you ever tried to communicate
with him when he's dead? Probably not.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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He's gone, Kenny. All right?
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To Shane.
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I gotta go take a leak.
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I bet you have a talent
for cleaning bathrooms.
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I have an eye for talent. Heh
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Okay, here's the deal.
The next thing they do, we have to do.
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That would be lusty, huh?
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Deal?
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- Go ahead, touch it.
- Deal.
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Okay.
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That's right, Don.
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Turn around. Bend over.
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Oh, yes.
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You've been
thinking about this all day?
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Huh, you little whore?
I want you to turn over, Don.
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Uh... I'm gonna go
take care of Toby, okay?
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- Where are you taking me'?
- Come on. Jesus. Shh.
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Why are you--?
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Watch.
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- Unbelievable. All right, all right.
- Shh.
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- What's up, dudes?
- Hey, Kenny.
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Hey, what's up, Kate?
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She's a mess.
She's been crying nonstop.
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Kate. Sweetheart?
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What?
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Uh...
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Would you mind coming to the door
real quick, for just a second?
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What is it?
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You look like
you've been crying bunches.
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Death Isn't nice, is it?
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Kate, do you behave in magic?
244
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,803
You mean like tricks and stuff?
245
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,886
Just like any kind of magic,
just sorcery, mysticisms.
246
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,597
- I believe in sorcery.
- Cool.
247
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,895
Then say it with me.
248
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,937
Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3.
249
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:28,319
- Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3.
- Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3.
250
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,486
He has risen, indeed.
251
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,070
What is this, Kenny?
252
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,124
Oh, my God.
253
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,326
Oh, my fucking God!
What have you done?
254
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,127
- Shane?
- What Ts this?
255
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,414
Ha, ha. This isn't Shane. This is Cole.
256
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,011
- It's Shane's fucking twin brother.
- What?
257
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,259
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
258
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,723
You're a fucking asshole.
259
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,380
It's okay. It's okay.
260
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,807
I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
261
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,010
I would never have come in
and been a part of this.
262
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,561
He's a twin.
You have to pull this trick with someone.
263
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,686
She's having an asthma attack!
264
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,067
- I'm out of here.
- No, no. Just let me make it better.
265
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,990
Sorry.
266
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,617
Okay, we're good.
Let's go. Come on.
267
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,035
Let's go, let's go.
268
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,327
That didn't really go over as planned.
269
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,164
Heh. I thought it was a good way
to cut through the gravity of the situation.
270
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,961
But guess you can never tell
with women.
271
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:27,208
No, actually, I agree with her.
You are a fucking asshole.
272
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,010
- Excuse me?
- I'm not my brother, Kenny.
273
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:34,973
Okay, I've been biting my tongue
all day today, but I just can't do it anymore.
274
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,098
I know it's the decent thing,
but I just can't do it anymore, all right?
275
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,146
Shane was a goddamn deadbeat.
There, I said it.
276
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,564
HEY, Easy, man.
277
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,437
That's no way to talk about
a dead person.
278
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,361
I talked about him like that
when he was living. I don't give a shit.
279
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,734
Goddamn asshole thought
he was 18 years old.
280
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,317
Made life miserable for anyone
that even cared about him.
281
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,401
Fuck Shane.
282
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,287
Goddamn. Well, you know what?
283
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,867
Underneath your identical face,
you are nothing like your brother.
284
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,077
I'm just floored
you would say "Fuck Shane."
285
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,537
That's because
you're a fucking idiot too.
286
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,132
I want you to get out of my truck
right now.
287
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,460
- Your truck? That's hilarious.
- Yeah.
288
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,715
Heh. That's a good one.
289
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,469
You know this truck is identical to the one
that's described on Shane's lease.
290
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,097
I'm sure that's just a coincidence, right?
291
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,974
- Nope. Shane and I had identical tastes.
- Hmm.
292
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,764
We bought the same truck.
293
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,147
Mine has a Cannonball in the tailgate.
That's how we tell them apart.
294
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,774
Are you kidding me?
Do you think we're idiots?
295
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,403
- Like we don't know what's going on here?
- You know what? I've had enough.
296
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,952
I brought you to show you how Shane
used to live, to make you feel good.
297
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,076
Instead, you been cussing him
and throwing accusations.
298
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,873
I want you out. Go.
299
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,415
Fine.
300
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,131
These are the dumbest doors
I've ever seen.
301
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,461
- It's up and then in.
- Yeah, I get it. Thanks.
302
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,589
Know what? You and Shane
were meant for each other.
303
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,219
Two peas in a fucking pod.
304
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,900
Semi-decent turnout to the funeral
These people are looking super-sad.
305
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,777
There's a lot of hot babes, though.
306
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,151
This isn't what Shane would have wanted.
307
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,652
Watch the truck.
308
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,781
I'm gonna go pay my final respects.
309
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,162
I just want to say a few words
about my grandson.
310
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,381
He was always my little man...
311
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,754
...even when he wasn't so little.
312
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,926
We're gonna miss you, little man.
313
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,109
Don't bury him yet.
314
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,403
I'd love to add to the speeches.
315
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,612
Oh, my fucking God.
316
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,863
What's wrong?
317
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,607
Do you have a cigarette?
318
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,197
No. I only smoke weed.
319
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,867
I just couldn't handle seeing
my brother like that;.
320
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,361
Were you a friend of his?
321
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,950
Um...
322
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,580
Yeah, you could say that.
323
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:31,376
Do you"? Do you want me to come sit
with you for a while?
324
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,376
That'd be nice;
Okay.
325
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,887
End of intro to funeral speech.
326
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,348
Good afternoon to everyone.
327
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:58,984
I'm Kenny Powers, and if you're here,
then you're someone Shane cared about.
328
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,985
You're someone Shane loved.
329
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,819
Or maybe you're just somebody
who has no business being here at all.
330
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:09,248
Who's just here because you think it's
gonna make you more popular, like Ivan.
331
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,292
Everyone's wondering why you're here
because you didn't even know Shane.
332
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,712
Don't worry about it, though. It's cool.
No one's complaining.
333
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,507
You know, Shane and I
used to fuck around, big-time.
334
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,584
We'd fucking party hard.
335
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,046
We'd ride our vehicles around.
Slay ass.
336
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,133
We also watched a lot
of cinema films together.
337
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,094
We loved the movie Top Gun.
338
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,305
Oftentimes, we would joke
with each other.
339
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,391
Who was Goose
and who was Torn Cruise.
340
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:42,861
Well, now that Shane is dead,
I guess we know who is Goose.
341
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,158
- Oh, my God.
- Shane is Goose.
342
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,862
Because in that motion picture,
Goose dies, so...
343
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,368
Shane is dead,
so he would be Goose.
344
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,075
And that would make me Tom Cruise.
345
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,535
I'm Tom Cruise, guys.
346
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,336
Do you"? Would you like a hug?
347
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,418
Yeah? Oh, it's all right. It's okay.
348
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,925
We all die. We all die.
349
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,269
Everyone at the funeral, close your eyes.
350
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,639
Ojos fucking closos. Now.
351
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,097
- No, you don't have to close your eyes.
- Cole, I know you're sad, dog.
352
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,772
Don't let your sadness make you rude.
353
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,977
Everyone, close your eyes.
Close your eyes, everybody.
354
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,609
Now picture Shane's face.
355
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,532
Happy.
356
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,996
Well-manicured facial hair.
357
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,821
His body youthful and full of life.
358
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,081
Now picture Shane now.
359
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,706
His cold, lifeless face.
360
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,084
Eyeballs mushed and smashed in.
361
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,672
Little strands of hair still
just coming off of his head.
362
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,470
Looks all scary,
like that little smart-ass...
363
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,923
"from Tales From the Crypt.
The little Crypt Keeper guy.
364
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,760
That's the kind of skeleton
that Shane is now.
365
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,097
Open your eyes. Everyone open them.
366
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,102
What do you see?
367
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,479
You see me.
368
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,938
Shane now lives through me.
I have his power.
369
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,743
Oh, I wanna fuck you. Get that dick out.
370
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,669
Get your belt, get your belt.
371
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,248
Get your pussy out, get your pussy out.
372
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,708
Not only do I have the fuel
of Kenny Powers inside of me...
373
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,669
...I now have all of Shane's
fucking powers too.
374
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,673
So anyone who wants to step up
to this shit...
375
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,007
... better recognize.
376
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,648
Not that one.
We already heard that one.
377
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,192
This next song is the one
for this part of the funeral.
378
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,318
This is Shane's favorite song, guys.
379
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,915
I came twice.
380
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,922
Me too. Oh.
381
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,804
Yeah.
382
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:25,018
- You should get off me now.
- Really?
383
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,981
Sorry. I have to...
384
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,908
- I gotta go.
- No, stay.
385
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,952
- No, no. Watch the funeral.
- Please.
386
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,540
Watch the funeral.
387
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,331
This funeral is my brother's.
388
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,001
- I love you.
- No, you don't.
389
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,000
Oh, God.
390
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,434
Just grab him. Grab him, grab him.
391
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,429
Grab him, grab him.
392
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,888
- Kenny, give it up!
- This is what Shane would have wanted.
393
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,563
Give it! Unh!
394
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,981
I'm still alive.
395
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,817
Come on, man.
396
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,651
Stevie!
397
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,574
Stevie!
398
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:32,093
What's with the human chain?
You guys trying to play Red Rover?
399
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,675
It's a funny thing, Kenny.
400
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,474
The VIN number on your truck
matches Shane's VIN number.
401
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,350
- You don't even like him.
- Get out of the fucking truck.
402
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,570
Jesus Christ.
403
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,073
Goddamn moron. Fucking...
404
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,826
He gave it to me.
405
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:12,046
He gave it to me!
406
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,009
What the hell is that smell?
407
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,470
I puked myself.
408
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,149
Oh, Jesus.
409
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:32,570
I left my mobile, cellular smartphone
in the center console.
410
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,523
Please call it.
411
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,255
It went to voice-mail.
412
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,707
Hello, uh, Kenny's phone.
413
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,669
Uh... Well, I believe this is Cole.
414
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,472
Uh... This is Steve. Did--? Uh...
415
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,393
That's my phone.
Now nobody has a phone.
416
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:07,017
That was dumb, Kenny.
Now nobody has a phone.
417
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,099
Where is this battery?
418
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:11,730
Now nobody has a phone.
419
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,991
How about a bedtime story?
420
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,082
After all my years
as a travelling salesman...
421
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,786
...I finally was gonna get into;
the Mile High Club.
422
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,417
When I unzipped my pants
and slipped my...
423
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,374
...Pixy Stix
into her Barbie Dream House...
424
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,801
...I thought I would blow
my Big League Chew.
425
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:41,552
Instead, I concentrated on her huge...
426
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:46,352
party balloons and pepperonis.
427
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:50,644
And when I inserted a finger
into her Play-Doh factory...
428
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:57,690
to shoot my pacifier-Q...
429
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,774
all over her beautiful, shaved
430
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,657
Her beautiful, shaved lamp.
431
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:09,785
Then I shook the porridge...
432
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:13,497
...off of my LEGO sword
and smiled warmly...
433
00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,838
...knowing she was satisfied
by her shivering...
434
00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,254
...baby crib.
435
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,260
The end.
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