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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,481 Just got time to grab a fast shave before briefing. 2 00:05:47,524 --> 00:05:49,787 Yeah, well, if you're late, I'll make the usual apologies. 3 00:05:49,831 --> 00:05:51,311 Happy Halloween! 4 00:05:51,355 --> 00:05:53,401 And a Happy Halloween to you! 5 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:05,152 You see what I just did? 6 00:06:05,196 --> 00:06:07,938 Yeah. Well, it's a good thing you're not superstitious. 7 00:06:21,736 --> 00:06:23,085 Good afternoon, men. 8 00:06:25,349 --> 00:06:28,482 Hi, Grossie, uh. What's in the bag 9 00:06:28,527 --> 00:06:30,224 Nope. Guess again. 10 00:06:30,269 --> 00:06:31,835 Apple for the teacher? 11 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:33,402 Even better. 12 00:06:37,101 --> 00:06:38,886 Voila. 13 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:40,280 You'll note the resemblance, of course 14 00:06:40,322 --> 00:06:41,802 to our fearless leader. 15 00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:43,282 Grossie, if the sergeant notes that 16 00:06:43,326 --> 00:06:45,285 you're gonna be in trouble. 17 00:06:45,328 --> 00:06:46,329 Ah! 18 00:06:46,374 --> 00:06:47,592 What did you do? 19 00:06:47,635 --> 00:06:49,158 I nicked myself. 20 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:51,988 With an electric razor? That's not easy. 21 00:06:53,685 --> 00:06:56,514 So far today, he's ran with 13 black cats 22 00:06:56,558 --> 00:07:00,257 walked under a ladder, and now this. 23 00:07:00,302 --> 00:07:02,304 Superstitious nonsense. 24 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:04,610 On the contrary 25 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:05,785 as a student of the occult 26 00:07:05,829 --> 00:07:08,048 I find it fascinating. 27 00:07:08,093 --> 00:07:09,573 You would. 28 00:07:09,615 --> 00:07:11,443 Uh, well, Ponch isn't superstitious 29 00:07:11,488 --> 00:07:13,359 so what difference does it make? 30 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:15,579 Right. What difference does it make? 31 00:07:15,623 --> 00:07:17,756 Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Ponch. 32 00:07:17,799 --> 00:07:20,324 Because if I were you, I'd be worried. 33 00:07:21,412 --> 00:07:23,457 Briefing in two minutes. 34 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,113 I'll be there. 35 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:57,103 'Uh, tonight, in addition to your normal freeway beats' 36 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:59,105 you'll be responsible for patrolling 37 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:01,805 the adjacent surface streets as well. 38 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,111 Quite frankly, I'd rather see you get the witches 39 00:08:04,155 --> 00:08:07,593 and the goblins home safely than write a fistful of cites. 40 00:08:07,637 --> 00:08:09,813 What about the hobgoblin, sarge? 41 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:13,252 Uh-huh! Well, I'm glad you asked that, Baricza. 42 00:08:13,295 --> 00:08:16,298 Because tonight I am treating the hobgoblin 43 00:08:16,343 --> 00:08:17,823 as a separate item. 44 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:21,303 'Which brings me to the point I wish to make' 45 00:08:21,348 --> 00:08:25,657 'the radio is to be used for official business only.' 46 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:29,878 Now, I will explain for the benefit of any new men present. 47 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:30,967 Sergeant? 48 00:08:31,795 --> 00:08:33,493 Cahill? 49 00:08:33,535 --> 00:08:35,015 Policepersons? 50 00:08:36,191 --> 00:08:38,062 Ha ha! 51 00:08:38,106 --> 00:08:40,108 I'll explain for the benefit 52 00:08:40,151 --> 00:08:42,763 of any new policepersons present. 53 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,769 We have a joker in our midst. 54 00:08:47,812 --> 00:08:51,033 On Halloween, he or she thinks 55 00:08:51,077 --> 00:08:55,517 it's funny to broadcast certain original material. 56 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,520 Now, I don't happen to care for my very own hobgoblin 57 00:08:58,564 --> 00:09:01,480 'so this year I plan to do something about it.' 58 00:09:01,524 --> 00:09:05,310 Which is my way of telling the hobgoblin to think twice 59 00:09:05,353 --> 00:09:07,573 before he or she takes the air. 60 00:09:08,661 --> 00:09:10,271 Okay, that's it. 61 00:09:22,764 --> 00:09:24,723 Uh, wait a minute. Uh, check signals. 62 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:26,376 Uh, whose is this thing? 63 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,988 I made it, sarge, for you. 64 00:09:29,032 --> 00:09:32,296 You call this a jack 65 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:33,515 Where's the candle? 66 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:34,864 You can't have a jack-o'-lantern 67 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:37,128 without a candle inside it. 68 00:09:37,171 --> 00:09:38,912 Get one. 69 00:09:41,176 --> 00:09:42,351 You got a candle? 70 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:43,875 - No. 71 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:46,137 I do, in my locker. 72 00:09:46,182 --> 00:09:48,619 Now, listen, what are you doing with the.. 73 00:09:50,578 --> 00:09:52,188 Never mind. I don't even wanna know. 74 00:10:16,084 --> 00:10:18,478 Well, what do you think? 75 00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:20,132 It's not bad, hon. 76 00:10:20,175 --> 00:10:22,003 It gets better. Watch. 77 00:10:42,984 --> 00:10:45,552 Wow! You look like death warmed over. 78 00:10:45,596 --> 00:10:47,903 Nobody will ever recognize you. 79 00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:50,035 That's the idea, isn't it? 80 00:10:50,079 --> 00:10:51,471 Alright, let's see the whole thing now. 81 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,656 I wish I'd have never let you talk me into this. 82 00:11:00,699 --> 00:11:02,919 Honey, when I married you 83 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,791 I said for better or for worse. 84 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,792 Now, we need that money. 85 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:09,188 You want those goons to break your other arm? 86 00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:11,146 Now, look, we're lucky. It's Halloween. 87 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:14,193 Nobody will think twice about someone in a costume. 88 00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:15,629 Come on, Eddie. 89 00:11:15,673 --> 00:11:17,457 Tomorrow you can pay those sharks off 90 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,808 and we can start fresh. 91 00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:21,288 Look on the bright side. 92 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,248 You are a good lady. 93 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,604 I know. 94 00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:42,790 'Get your time for the hobgoblin broadcast.' 95 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,270 It's fun, it's free, it's easy. 96 00:11:45,314 --> 00:11:46,489 Baricza 97 00:11:46,532 --> 00:11:48,752 Cahill...person 98 00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:50,494 Ponch. 99 00:11:50,537 --> 00:11:51,887 Here you go, Jon. 100 00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:55,978 Pretty organized there, Grossie. 101 00:11:56,022 --> 00:11:57,458 A simple plan, well organized. 102 00:11:57,502 --> 00:11:59,417 That's the key to my success. 103 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:02,159 Yeah, well, good luck tonight. 104 00:12:02,203 --> 00:12:04,162 And good luck to you, my friend. 105 00:12:06,338 --> 00:12:07,731 Step right up 106 00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:10,734 'and get your hobgoblin times.' 107 00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:14,564 So I get to play hobgoblin at 11:30 tonight. 108 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:17,176 Oh, I'm early. I'm at 6:15. 109 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,965 Trick or treat, officer. 110 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,924 You got me, son. 111 00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:08,015 Well, what's it going to be, trick or treat? 112 00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:11,715 Uh, you're about three blocks too early. See me later, okay? 113 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,108 'No treat? Then it's got to be a trick.' 114 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:28,081 Now, that wasn't very nice, son, not even on Halloween. 115 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,779 Gonna arrest me? 116 00:13:29,823 --> 00:13:33,435 Oh, I don't know. What do you think, partner? 117 00:13:33,478 --> 00:13:35,785 Should we put the handcuffs on him? 118 00:13:35,829 --> 00:13:38,614 Come on, Tommy, let's go. 119 00:13:43,185 --> 00:13:46,536 The old water pistol filled with perfume trick. 120 00:13:46,579 --> 00:13:49,278 Hey, Ponch, uh, would you do me a favor? 121 00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:50,496 Yeah. 122 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:52,804 Ride downwind. 123 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,818 All I want to know is, why me? 124 00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:08,038 I live right, and I'm kind to old ladies. 125 00:14:08,082 --> 00:14:10,998 Yeah, well, you hassle black cats, walk under ladders 126 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,261 and you cut yourself shaving. 127 00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:14,872 Did I tell you about the mirror? 128 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:16,396 No. What about it? 129 00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:18,398 Don't ask. 130 00:14:29,149 --> 00:14:31,847 We have to take the entire lawn. I'm getting nervous. 131 00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:33,718 He emptied my entire pool, didn't he? 132 00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:34,851 Fair is fair. 133 00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:36,810 Yeah. By next year, if you're smart 134 00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:38,202 you're gonna sell your house and leave town. 135 00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:39,900 That could be. 136 00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:42,120 But this was too good an opportunity to pass up. 137 00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:53,219 I've seen a lot of sod being put down 138 00:14:53,263 --> 00:14:55,961 but, uh, never any being taken up. 139 00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:57,876 You took the words right out of my mouth. 140 00:15:08,889 --> 00:15:10,891 Well, that ought to take care of last year and then some. 141 00:15:10,935 --> 00:15:13,415 Remind me, man, never to play a joke on you. 142 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:36,964 Phew. 143 00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,140 Uh, there's two cops coming up behind us. 144 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,276 So-so stop. It-it was only a joke. We'll explain it to 'em. 145 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,365 It might have been a joke to us, but not to them. 146 00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:48,367 Oh, no, don't do it, Reed. You're gonna get us killed. 147 00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:50,543 This baby's got power. I can lose 'em. 148 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:07,868 That's enough. Stop this thing. 149 00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:08,955 Not on your life, buddy. 150 00:16:26,715 --> 00:16:29,196 Hey, you're crazy, Reed, well, look, we're in a truck 151 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,546 and they're on motorcycles. 152 00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:31,589 They haven't caught us yet. 153 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,683 Keep the faith, pal. 154 00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:56,356 Just a Halloween prank, fellas. 155 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,358 - No crime intended. 156 00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:00,665 50 miles an hour through a residential area? 157 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,537 You guys got some sense of humor. 158 00:17:02,581 --> 00:17:04,452 My-my friend here panicked there, officer. 159 00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:06,498 I assure you, it was just a prank. 160 00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:09,675 Last year, the guy that owns that house drained my pool. 161 00:17:09,719 --> 00:17:11,460 'It was a year ago tonight, Halloween.' 162 00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:14,115 Now, you can't blame a guy for trying to get even. 163 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,379 I can't, huh? Let's see what your friend says. 164 00:17:40,057 --> 00:17:41,885 This ought to do it till midnight, huh? 165 00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:44,062 Uh, yeah, I should think so. 166 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:47,544 You get hungry, speak up. Ha ha ha! 167 00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:51,243 You the one who threatened to put my son in jail? 168 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,419 Oh, the kid who squirted me with perfume. 169 00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:56,771 Yeah, my son Tommy Stone. He's run away. 170 00:17:56,815 --> 00:17:58,773 Julie here told me what happened. 171 00:17:58,818 --> 00:18:00,689 He said he didn't want to wear handcuffs 172 00:18:00,732 --> 00:18:02,864 or go to jail. 173 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,302 Hey, look, I'm sorry 174 00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:06,435 but I was just joking with him. 175 00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:08,480 Fat lot of good that does now. 176 00:18:08,523 --> 00:18:10,917 Well, look, have you reported him missing? 177 00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:12,485 Just now. 178 00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:14,139 Well, every officer in the area will be looking for him. 179 00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:15,444 He'll be found. 180 00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:17,186 The very idea, telling a little kid 181 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,535 that you're gonna put handcuffs on him. 182 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,408 What's the matter with you two, anyway? 183 00:18:22,757 --> 00:18:24,454 You know, wait a minute, mister. 184 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:26,153 Look, on Halloween, there's a lot of kids your son's age 185 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:27,893 that should be escorted by an adult. 186 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:30,461 'Now, if you would've been there this might not have happened.' 187 00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:31,984 And it was a joke. 188 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:35,337 Yeah, you know, like perfume in a water gun. 189 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,861 Yeah, well, it may have been a joke to you two 190 00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:39,471 but not to my son. 191 00:18:39,516 --> 00:18:42,954 Now he's run away, and you're the cause of it. 192 00:18:45,652 --> 00:18:47,001 Come on. 193 00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:32,182 Kids, you got a minute? 194 00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:35,316 Listen, you kids happen to know Tommy Stone? 195 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,970 Yes, sir. We all know him. 196 00:19:38,015 --> 00:19:40,496 Have you seen him in the last 15 minutes or so? 197 00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:42,846 We haven't seen him at all today, have we? 198 00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:44,282 Uh-uh. 199 00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:45,806 Look, if you see him, would you please 200 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,112 tell him to go home, because his mom and dad 201 00:19:47,156 --> 00:19:49,723 are really worried about him. 202 00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:51,465 Oh, yeah, speaking about adults 203 00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:53,553 you kids should have brought one along with you tonight. 204 00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:54,598 Come on over here. 205 00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,215 There you go, son. 206 00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:03,782 Hey, what are you, some kind of wise guy? 207 00:20:03,826 --> 00:20:04,958 Huh? 208 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,352 They brought an adult along. 209 00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:09,092 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 210 00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:12,140 I didn't realize, uh-- 211 00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,142 It's okay. No hard feelings. Trick or treat. 212 00:20:15,187 --> 00:20:16,753 A treat for everybody. 213 00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:18,364 Listen, if you kids see Tommy Stone 214 00:20:18,407 --> 00:20:20,235 be sure and tell him to go home, alright? 215 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,585 'Be careful. Watch out.' 216 00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:23,413 'The hobgoblin's near' 217 00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:26,373 'to warn you of sergeants who approach from the rear.' 218 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,506 Who's that? 219 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:31,683 Oh, that's the highway patrol's very own hobgoblin. 220 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:32,989 You got your own ghost? 221 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,512 Are you guys for real? 222 00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:36,732 Ah, he's just pretending. That's a policeman. 223 00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,082 Alright. Time to go, kids. 224 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,126 Goodbye. 225 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,345 Bye. 226 00:20:56,407 --> 00:20:57,451 You heard that broadcast? 227 00:20:57,495 --> 00:20:59,105 It wasn't us, sarge. 228 00:20:59,149 --> 00:21:00,412 I know. 229 00:21:00,455 --> 00:21:02,544 I had you under surveillance from the corner. 230 00:21:02,587 --> 00:21:04,676 Uh, you found that missing kid yet? 231 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,853 Uh, he's too young to have gone very far. 232 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,115 We figure he's hiding. 233 00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:10,117 Oh, and by the way, Poncherello 234 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,076 that aftershave you're using? Change it. 235 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:21,129 You know, my luck must be changing. 236 00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:23,000 Yeah? What makes you think so? 237 00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:24,481 Because it was my time to play hobgoblin 238 00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:27,005 but I forgot. 239 00:21:27,049 --> 00:21:29,486 I wonder who's, uh, filling in for me? 240 00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:32,707 Uh, who else? Grossie. 241 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,754 Yeah. Remind me to speak to him about his poetry, eh? 242 00:22:01,783 --> 00:22:04,873 Oh, hey, Paula, we've got company. 243 00:22:04,918 --> 00:22:07,355 I've almost got it. Another sec. 244 00:22:07,399 --> 00:22:09,357 You haven't got another second. 245 00:22:09,402 --> 00:22:10,925 Hello, officers. 246 00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,186 Nice evening. 247 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,234 Oh, nuts. 248 00:22:16,278 --> 00:22:18,715 Hello, ladies. Having fun? 249 00:22:18,759 --> 00:22:21,414 I can explain, you see, we're on this scavenger hunt 250 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,242 and we have a list of things and-- 251 00:22:23,286 --> 00:22:26,028 And on the list is a street sign. 252 00:22:26,071 --> 00:22:28,247 Yeah? Well, that sign is city property. 253 00:22:29,162 --> 00:22:30,468 Come on, jump down. 254 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,778 Straight into the arms of the law. 255 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,910 Now, that wasn't bad, was it? 256 00:22:37,955 --> 00:22:40,131 No. No, it wasn't. Thank you. 257 00:22:40,174 --> 00:22:41,480 My pleasure. 258 00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:42,612 'We were going to' 259 00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:44,135 'return the sign tomorrow.' 260 00:22:44,179 --> 00:22:45,529 You believe me, don't you? 261 00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:47,660 As a matter of fact, yeah, I do. 262 00:22:47,705 --> 00:22:49,924 Well, not only that, the sign is still in place 263 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:51,970 'so there's no real harm done, is there?' 264 00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:53,755 Well, see, it's not that simple. 265 00:22:53,798 --> 00:22:55,756 There's still intent. 266 00:22:56,932 --> 00:22:58,064 Right, partner? 267 00:22:58,107 --> 00:22:59,718 Uh, yes, definitely. 268 00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:05,115 Look, if you promise to forget the scavenger hunt 269 00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:07,161 or at least this part of it 270 00:23:07,204 --> 00:23:09,032 I suppose we can overlook intent. 271 00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:11,774 Oh, yeah, well, maybe just this once, I suppose. 272 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,213 Tell you what, fellas. 273 00:23:15,257 --> 00:23:16,780 How would you like to come to a party later tonight? 274 00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:20,567 See why this is my favorite holiday? 275 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,774 Whoo! Looks even more spooky tonight. 276 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:51,602 Yeah, I remember well. 277 00:23:51,646 --> 00:23:56,172 On Halloween, haunted houses seem twice as spooky. 278 00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:58,478 How come they don't tear the old place down? 279 00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:00,742 I don't know. Neighborhood wouldn't be the same. 280 00:24:00,786 --> 00:24:02,875 Well, I'll tell you, partner 281 00:24:02,918 --> 00:24:06,618 this is one great place not to be on Halloween. 282 00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:37,740 Now, you're sure you want me to wait that far away? 283 00:24:37,784 --> 00:24:40,091 We've gone over this time and time again. 284 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:42,135 'All anyone's gonna remember seeing' 285 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,224 is a ghost running down the street. 286 00:25:16,826 --> 00:25:19,046 - Here's your change. - Thank you. 287 00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:33,063 Good evening. 288 00:25:33,106 --> 00:25:34,717 Have you found what you're looking for? 289 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,153 It depends, darling. 290 00:25:36,197 --> 00:25:37,198 On what? 291 00:25:41,159 --> 00:25:44,423 On whether or not you believe I've got mace in this thing. 292 00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:46,644 Now, if you don't, just say the word 293 00:25:46,686 --> 00:25:49,689 and I guarantee you'll end up flat on the floor. 294 00:25:49,734 --> 00:25:51,257 I believe you. I believe you. 295 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,520 Look, ju-just don't hurt me, okay? I got a wi-- 296 00:25:53,565 --> 00:25:55,523 I know. You got a wife and kids. 297 00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:58,004 I know all about them. 298 00:25:58,047 --> 00:25:59,832 Put the money in the sack. 299 00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:05,011 Every man who's ever been held up has a wife and kids. 300 00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:07,101 It's common knowledge among us crooks. 301 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,277 That's it. 302 00:26:12,062 --> 00:26:16,110 Now, just follow me. Right this way. 303 00:26:16,154 --> 00:26:17,547 That's right. 304 00:26:17,590 --> 00:26:20,244 Now, come right over here. 305 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:21,638 That's it. 306 00:26:21,683 --> 00:26:24,642 Now, you stay right here. Turn around. 307 00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:28,167 And stay put. 308 00:26:32,171 --> 00:26:33,433 Happy Halloween. 309 00:27:01,248 --> 00:27:03,293 See that? 310 00:27:03,337 --> 00:27:05,165 Yeah. Fastest ghost in the west. 311 00:27:11,085 --> 00:27:13,522 Help! Police! Wait! Wait! 312 00:27:16,047 --> 00:27:18,876 I just been robbed by a ghost! 313 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:19,964 Down there. 314 00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:49,107 Oh, boy. 315 00:28:49,151 --> 00:28:51,284 Boy, oh, boy. Here you go. 316 00:28:52,589 --> 00:28:54,069 You alright? You hurt? 317 00:28:54,113 --> 00:28:56,898 Yeah, I'm okay. Did you see it? 318 00:29:00,642 --> 00:29:03,036 The mo-most beautiful thing I ever saw. 319 00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:06,213 A pink elephant in a white nightie. 320 00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:14,395 'When eavesdropping sergeants are around and about' 321 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,618 'your alert hobgoblin says "over and out."' 322 00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:20,489 Grossie, better watch it. 323 00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:23,667 Getraer's gonna be closing in on him. 324 00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:27,366 If Grossie's half as smart as our pink elephant in PJ's 325 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:29,412 Getraer hasn't got a chance. 326 00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:56,008 What are you.. What are you doing? 327 00:29:56,051 --> 00:29:57,183 What're you doin'? 328 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:17,336 Where were you two minutes ago? 329 00:30:17,379 --> 00:30:18,815 We could have used you then. 330 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,209 What's the trouble? 331 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,557 'Well, this woman pulled up in her car' 332 00:30:21,601 --> 00:30:23,299 jumped out, grabbed a bag of candy 333 00:30:23,342 --> 00:30:24,909 from one of the kids, and tore off. 334 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,563 Did you see what kind of car it was? 335 00:30:26,606 --> 00:30:28,565 Oh, a small car, but what difference does it make? 336 00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:30,437 She must be miles away by now. 337 00:30:30,481 --> 00:30:31,830 Well, maybe and maybe not 338 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,832 but we'll keep our eyes open, alright? 339 00:30:34,965 --> 00:30:36,357 Who lost their candy? 340 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,533 I did. She stoled it from me. 341 00:30:39,578 --> 00:30:41,014 Come here, skeleton. 342 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,671 Come here. 343 00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:46,063 Dig in there and grab a couple of handfuls. 344 00:30:46,107 --> 00:30:47,587 It's candy, good stuff. 345 00:30:48,457 --> 00:30:50,764 Alright! 346 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:51,940 Come on, kids. 347 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,855 Go ahead, kids. Take some. 348 00:30:53,899 --> 00:30:56,423 That's really nice of you. Thank you. 349 00:31:03,474 --> 00:31:04,911 We have enough? 350 00:31:04,954 --> 00:31:07,783 One thousand and twenty-two dollars. 351 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,046 Hey, we did it. We actually did it. 352 00:31:10,091 --> 00:31:11,266 Honey, I love you. 353 00:31:11,309 --> 00:31:13,181 After we pay those goons 1,000 354 00:31:13,224 --> 00:31:16,227 we'll have $22 left over. 355 00:31:19,623 --> 00:31:20,798 Susan, I've seen that look before. 356 00:31:20,841 --> 00:31:22,017 I don't like it. 357 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:23,801 Look, you're off the hook. 358 00:31:23,845 --> 00:31:25,760 Nobody's gonna break any more of your bones 359 00:31:25,803 --> 00:31:27,892 but we still do need eating money. 360 00:31:27,937 --> 00:31:30,200 Why don't we make sure we have some insurance? 361 00:31:30,243 --> 00:31:31,984 some extra cash? 362 00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:34,291 Susan, we've got away with it so far. 363 00:31:34,334 --> 00:31:35,770 It can't last. 364 00:31:35,815 --> 00:31:38,296 Sure it can. One more time for our future. 365 00:31:38,339 --> 00:31:39,993 'We'll just take enough for a couple of weeks' 366 00:31:40,038 --> 00:31:41,561 'until you get a job.' 367 00:31:41,604 --> 00:31:43,606 One more, please? 368 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,913 Alright. This is the last one, you promise? 369 00:31:46,827 --> 00:31:48,133 Promise. 370 00:32:08,329 --> 00:32:12,115 'The hobgoblin's warning to patrolmen out there' 371 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,379 'remember the schedule.' 372 00:32:14,423 --> 00:32:17,295 'This just isn't fair.' 373 00:32:17,339 --> 00:32:20,777 Forgot. It's my turn to broadcast. 374 00:32:20,821 --> 00:32:23,563 Everybody must be busy tonight except Grossman. 375 00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:25,261 Yeah. Well, we'd better have a look. 376 00:32:25,304 --> 00:32:28,177 We've checked everyplace else out in the neighborhood. 377 00:32:28,221 --> 00:32:29,614 Yeah. 378 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,311 If Tommy Stone is holed up in this place 379 00:32:32,356 --> 00:32:34,010 I'll say this. 380 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:36,447 The kid has more guts than I had when I was his age. 381 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,407 Yeah, well, think about it. 382 00:32:39,451 --> 00:32:41,888 I mean, if it were Halloween, which it is 383 00:32:41,931 --> 00:32:44,760 and you were a little kid who didn't want to be found 384 00:32:44,805 --> 00:32:46,459 where would you go and hide? 385 00:33:30,638 --> 00:33:32,771 If I were a kid, I wouldn't be caught dead in here. 386 00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:01,411 Well, at least it wasn't black. 387 00:35:13,056 --> 00:35:14,710 What happened? 388 00:35:14,754 --> 00:35:17,540 Uh, I just put my foot through the floor up there. 389 00:35:38,564 --> 00:35:39,652 Tommy? 390 00:35:49,619 --> 00:35:51,099 What a mess. 391 00:36:08,161 --> 00:36:10,120 You're gonna arrest me? 392 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,473 Oh. 393 00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:18,695 No, Tommy, no. We're gonna take you home. 394 00:36:20,523 --> 00:36:22,742 Will you be mad if I tell you something? 395 00:36:22,787 --> 00:36:25,268 No, of course not. What? 396 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:26,920 You smell funny. 397 00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,685 Think they came back and took it? 398 00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:51,470 That's exactly what I think. 399 00:36:51,514 --> 00:36:53,342 Well, in that case 400 00:36:53,387 --> 00:36:55,650 I say they had a lot of moxie. 401 00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:57,477 Well, in that case, we could skip the party 402 00:36:57,521 --> 00:36:59,218 because I don't want to spend the whole night 403 00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:01,089 cataloging stolen goods. 404 00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:02,657 Now, wait a minute. 405 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,876 They're innocent until proven guilty. 406 00:37:04,921 --> 00:37:06,923 I say we give them the benefit of the doubt 407 00:37:06,966 --> 00:37:07,967 and go to the party. 408 00:37:08,011 --> 00:37:09,360 You talked me into it. 409 00:37:09,404 --> 00:37:10,622 'Your hobgoblin's peeved' 410 00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:12,015 'as he fades out of sight' 411 00:37:12,058 --> 00:37:13,973 'cause his pals let him down' 412 00:37:14,018 --> 00:37:15,976 'on this Halloween night.' 413 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:18,457 You know, it sounds to me like Grossie's a little bit upset. 414 00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:19,763 What do you think? 415 00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:21,069 You got to hand it to him, though. 416 00:37:21,112 --> 00:37:22,766 He got away with it again. 417 00:37:40,568 --> 00:37:41,569 Hey, Ponch! 418 00:38:43,683 --> 00:38:46,250 I can't wait to hear what this is all about. 419 00:38:46,294 --> 00:38:47,338 Yeah. 420 00:38:55,522 --> 00:38:56,523 Hey, Ponch. 421 00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:30,517 Well, I knew it had to be sometime. Come in, gentlemen. 422 00:39:34,347 --> 00:39:35,522 Ma'am, we're gonna get right to the point. 423 00:39:35,567 --> 00:39:37,438 What's this all about? 424 00:39:37,482 --> 00:39:39,745 Well, it's not some overdeveloped sweet tooth 425 00:39:39,788 --> 00:39:41,311 if that's what you're thinking. 426 00:39:41,355 --> 00:39:42,922 Well, there goes my theory. 427 00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:45,446 I lost something, and the thing I lost 428 00:39:45,491 --> 00:39:47,057 is in some kid's candy bag. 429 00:39:47,101 --> 00:39:48,363 Kid dressed like a skeleton? 430 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,236 Yesterday, at a lovely luncheon 431 00:39:51,279 --> 00:39:54,891 my fiance gave me this beautiful engagement ring. 432 00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:56,851 It was loose. 433 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,202 When you've waited 26 years for a diamond, gentlemen 434 00:39:59,245 --> 00:40:00,899 when you get one, you wear it. 435 00:40:00,943 --> 00:40:02,858 I'm beginning to get the picture. 436 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,947 He will be so upset. 437 00:40:04,990 --> 00:40:06,426 He wanted to take it back to the jeweler 438 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:08,080 and I said, "No way. 439 00:40:08,124 --> 00:40:11,301 Once it is on the finger, it's never coming off." 440 00:40:11,345 --> 00:40:13,043 And you thought you lost the ring 441 00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:14,784 while you were giving candy out to the kids, is that it? 442 00:40:14,827 --> 00:40:17,656 The last time I remember seeing it was just before 443 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,790 some kid dressed in a skeleton suit came to my door. 444 00:40:20,834 --> 00:40:22,749 You scared a lot of kids tonight, lady. 445 00:40:22,793 --> 00:40:24,838 You should have called the police and asked for help. 446 00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:26,928 There's no time, gentlemen. There's no time. 447 00:40:26,972 --> 00:40:30,541 He is due here at any minute. We're going to a party.. 448 00:40:30,584 --> 00:40:31,846 ...or we were. 449 00:40:33,675 --> 00:40:35,416 Before you passed out candy 450 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:37,156 you had to reach in here, didn't you? 451 00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:40,334 Oh, my lord. I never thought of that. 452 00:40:40,377 --> 00:40:41,770 Well, what do you say we have a look? 453 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,555 Oh, could I? Would you mind? 454 00:40:43,599 --> 00:40:45,122 Ju-ju-just let me do it. 455 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:46,646 Please, oh, please let it be here. 456 00:40:46,689 --> 00:40:48,648 Please let it be here. One last chance. 457 00:40:48,691 --> 00:40:50,780 Here, let me help you here, now. 458 00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,521 It's got to be here. Please. 459 00:40:52,566 --> 00:40:55,090 'Be there somewhere, anywhere.' 460 00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:02,533 Is this it? 461 00:41:02,577 --> 00:41:04,753 Oh! Oh, you.. 462 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,189 You blessed man, thank you. 463 00:41:06,232 --> 00:41:08,321 'Oh, thank you!' 464 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,802 Look, if I was you, I'd get that sized 465 00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:11,760 'first thing in the morning.' 466 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,326 Aren't you going to arrest me? 467 00:41:15,591 --> 00:41:17,114 Well, look. 468 00:41:17,158 --> 00:41:19,204 We haven't had any formal complaints as of yet 469 00:41:19,246 --> 00:41:21,858 but maybe you better keep your fingers crossed. 470 00:41:23,296 --> 00:41:24,993 Ah, if you're superstitious, that is. 471 00:41:25,906 --> 00:41:27,212 Personally, I'm not. 472 00:41:43,187 --> 00:41:44,449 'To all units..' 473 00:41:44,492 --> 00:41:46,189 'A 211 just occurred at the market' 474 00:41:46,234 --> 00:41:48,279 'corner of Whitsett and Capistrano.' 475 00:41:48,323 --> 00:41:51,369 'Suspect is female, dressed in white and wearing ghost makeup.' 476 00:41:51,414 --> 00:41:53,851 'Last seen running south on Capistrano from Whitsett.' 477 00:41:53,895 --> 00:41:55,810 'Units responding, identify.' 478 00:41:55,853 --> 00:41:57,855 LA 15, 7-Mary 3 and 4. 479 00:41:57,899 --> 00:42:01,206 Turning north on Capistrano from Haines. 480 00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:03,209 10-4, 7-Mary 3 and 4. 481 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,356 I told you we were pushing our luck. 482 00:42:17,399 --> 00:42:19,619 Never mind. Move this thing. 483 00:43:08,499 --> 00:43:09,979 Come out with your hands up. 484 00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:13,199 I can't! I think I got two broken arms! 485 00:43:13,244 --> 00:43:14,767 You're kidding. 486 00:43:14,811 --> 00:43:16,116 No. 487 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,205 Okay, get out. 488 00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:23,559 Put your hands up. 489 00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:26,737 If it hadn't been for those dumb kids 490 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:28,129 we'd have still been honking. 491 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:30,785 Yeah, lady. Happy Halloween. 492 00:44:07,565 --> 00:44:09,915 Hi there. Come on in. 493 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,962 Karen and I thought you guys weren't going to show. 494 00:44:12,005 --> 00:44:13,790 Are you kidding? This is my favorite night 495 00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:15,095 and the night is still young. 496 00:44:15,139 --> 00:44:16,575 You guys are late. 497 00:44:16,618 --> 00:44:19,230 Some people you may know are already here. 498 00:44:28,154 --> 00:44:30,069 Come on. Let's join the party. 499 00:44:34,987 --> 00:44:36,945 If you guys hadn't gotten here 500 00:44:36,989 --> 00:44:39,687 we would have lost the scavenger hunt. 501 00:44:39,730 --> 00:44:41,558 Incidentally, about that sign 502 00:44:41,603 --> 00:44:43,866 you know, we thought the intent was.. 503 00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:46,608 I told you they'd think we took it. 504 00:44:46,652 --> 00:44:50,221 Somebody else took it, but we'll never tell. 505 00:44:50,265 --> 00:44:52,093 Hmm. How did you do on the scavenger hunt? 506 00:44:52,136 --> 00:44:53,311 'We won it.' 507 00:44:53,356 --> 00:44:54,792 Every team was supposed to bring in 508 00:44:54,836 --> 00:44:57,969 one police officer, but our team has two. 509 00:44:58,013 --> 00:45:01,277 Uh, can I buy you guys a drink 510 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,278 Sure. 511 00:45:04,890 --> 00:45:06,065 Ah. Here you go. 512 00:45:06,109 --> 00:45:07,327 - Thank you. - Thank you. 513 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,590 Come on, Metcalf, don't be shy. 514 00:45:09,634 --> 00:45:11,897 - Thank you. - There you go, 515 00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:13,726 Jon. 516 00:45:13,769 --> 00:45:15,206 - Oh, thank you. - There you go. 517 00:45:15,249 --> 00:45:17,556 Listen, did you catch the hobgoblin, sarge? 518 00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:19,645 Ah, yes. 519 00:45:19,689 --> 00:45:21,387 Could I have your attention, please? 520 00:45:21,430 --> 00:45:25,043 Uh, with the kind permission of the hostesses 521 00:45:25,086 --> 00:45:30,352 I would like to propose a toast to the members of my shift. 522 00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,485 Hear, hear. 523 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:35,489 Um.. 524 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:40,929 ...to Sindy Cahill.. 525 00:45:40,974 --> 00:45:42,584 ...whom, it would seem 526 00:45:42,627 --> 00:45:46,283 uh, neglected to broadcast at 8:15. 527 00:45:49,766 --> 00:45:52,987 And to good Jon Baker.. 528 00:45:54,162 --> 00:45:56,077 ...who plain forgot 529 00:45:56,121 --> 00:46:00,082 'which makes his life a happier lot.' 530 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,258 And, uh.. 531 00:46:02,302 --> 00:46:05,044 Poor Frank Poncherello.. 532 00:46:05,088 --> 00:46:07,046 ...who missed his turn 533 00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:09,657 and left poor Grossman to make me burn. 534 00:46:12,531 --> 00:46:16,013 And to Artie Grossman.. 535 00:46:18,015 --> 00:46:19,973 ...who planned the ball 536 00:46:20,017 --> 00:46:23,629 then goofed in a fashion that cost him all. 537 00:46:25,893 --> 00:46:30,376 As he wrote out the times on a pad at the station 538 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:34,685 on the page beneath, he left an impression. 539 00:46:39,909 --> 00:46:42,433 So help me, friends, in a glass of wine 540 00:46:42,477 --> 00:46:44,740 as I toast the demise 541 00:46:44,783 --> 00:46:47,177 of a friend of mine. 542 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:51,355 The Highway Patrol's very own Halloween hobgoblin. 543 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,792 Happy Halloween. 544 00:46:52,842 --> 00:46:57,392 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38863

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