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Ah, holidays in New York.
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The lights,
the snow, the music...
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[Alarm ringing]
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Those are some of the worst
jingle bells I've ever heard.
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Whoa!
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And there's the guilty party
responsible for the music.
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Hold it right there, Shocker!
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Robbing a bank...
On Christmas Eve?
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That is lower than...
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Huh, is there even a word
for how low that is?
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Just call me the scrooge
who shocked Christmas!
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Yeah, no. I am not
calling you that.
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Ah! My communicator!
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Just for that,
I'm gonna write a letter
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and tell Santa to put you
on the naughty list.
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Or, I could just knock you out.
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That way I don't have
to write the letter.
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Cops will pick you up in a sec.
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Oh, and have a happy new year
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in jail!
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Now to meet up
with my S.H.I.E.L.D team,
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and pick up my Christmas
present for Aunt May.
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Let the good times...
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Roll?
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Hello?
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Um, guys?
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Hey, Squirrel Girl.
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Oh, hey.
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Sorry. I'm just hibernating for...
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The foreseeable future.
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[Snoring]
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Gonna let that ridiculous statement
slide and go right to my question.
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Where is everyone?
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[Yawn]
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They left without you.
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Said to tell you they're...
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What did they say?
What did they say to tell me?
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[Snores]
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[Grunts]
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My friends ditched me.
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My friends ditched me
on Christmas Eve!
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But does a single person
in this city care?
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No! Who cares?
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It's only Spider-Man.
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Nobody appreciates me.
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Why do I even bother?
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Sometimes I wonder if being
Spider-Man is even worth it.
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Stupid snow.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh stupid, stupid snow!
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[Screams]
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Oh man, I really don't
need this on Christmas.
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[Screams]
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Sync and corrections by masaca
-addic7ed.com -
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huh? I'm not falling.
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Huh, I'm alive!
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Spoke too soon.
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Ox, Fancy Dan, and Montana!
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Also known as... The Enforcers.
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Aw, and down goes Spider-Man!
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Enforcers, make sure
he stays down!
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You can't keep
a good Spidey down!
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Oh, a wise guy?
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Let's see you dodge this,
ya mug!
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Montana, ox, and Fancy Dan?
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I haven't fought these guys
since before I joined S.H.I.E.L.D.
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How quaint. Everything is retro.
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Either that or you're
losing your mind.
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[Montana chuckles]
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Forget the varmint, pardners.
We got the truck. Now mount up!
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[Truck starts]
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Oh no, you don't.
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You're not getting away that...
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[Screams]
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Easy.
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My old webshooters were always running
out of web fluid at bad times.
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[Grunts]
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And let the bad times roll.
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[Booing]
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This is the point where I make a
clever quip and coolly web swing away.
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[Webshooter puffs]
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Huh.
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And this is the point
where I lose all pretense
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of dignity
and run away screaming.
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Police are on the look out
for The Enforcers,
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who made off
with Oscorp technology.
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Now who's to blame?
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You could blame the criminals,
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you could blame their parents,
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you could blame a society
that's lost its way,
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but I blame Spider-Man!
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Wait a minute,
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I've lived through this before.
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The Enforcers, my old costume,
the web fluid, the angry crowd.
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This is from a Christmas past.
Before I joined S.H.I.E.L.D.
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What is going on?
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[Angel spidey] I was
wondering the same thing.
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What are you two
still doing here?
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Heck if I know.
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I'm only allowed to say "heck."
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It goes against everything
I stand for.
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Aw, poor Spidey.
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It's Christmas
and everyone ran out on you.
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Who else would keep you company?
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Eh, good point,
but holiday or not,
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you two never stick around
to talk to me.
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This has to be a dream
or something, right?
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If this was a dream,
would this hurt?
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Ow! Maybe.
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I've had nightmares like this.
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Usually after eating
a bad burrito.
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[Chuckles]
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It must have been
one bad burrito.
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You battled The Enforcers once,
didn't you?
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You ran out of web fluid, too.
What happened before?
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They got away. I got blamed.
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Of course you did.
You always get blamed.
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'Cause nobody appreciates you.
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[Giggles]
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Let's change all that.
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How did you do that?
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You're figments
of my imagination
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that make jokes at my expense.
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Helping me isn't
your usual thing.
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This ain't a usual thing.
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Why don't we see
where this one leads?
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If you have the nerve for it.
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Oh, I've got the nerve for it!
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You dared the wrong guy
this time, sizzle-head!
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I'll show that little imp.
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Hey, these buildings
look awfully familiar.
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I could have sworn I've swung
down this street before...
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Over and over.
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Heh. Must be deja vu.
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Wait. Down there in the truck.
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It's those enforcer creeps
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what in the name
of Sam Hill was that?
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Something done hit us.
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"Something done hit us?" Oh, ox.
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Somewhere your English teacher
is hanging their head in shame.
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Hold on boys.
This oughta shake him.
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I don't wanna be a backseat
driver on the roof,
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but whoa, Montana,
you look angry.
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You should never drive angry.
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Are you guys coming up
to see little old me?
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And here I didn't think
you liked me.
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Ooh, for me? I have always
wanted a giant cowboy hat.
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Fine. Someday I'll get my own hat!
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Ouch. Landed right on the tush.
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Can't believe you
actually call it that.
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Haha. "Tush."
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You two, why are you here?
What's going on?
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If I was you, I'd pay more
attention to those guys!
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Sorry, fellas.
There's a new sheriff in town.
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Just call me sheriff Spidey.
Yee-haw!
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Hey, did you not hear me?
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New sheriff? Yee-haw?
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Whoa, heh.
We weren't paying attention.
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We almost missed your stop.
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[Montana and ox struggling]
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- Better luck next Christmas!
- Get me down from here.
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Fancy Dan! Two hands
on the wheel, buddy!
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Ooh, now I get to drive.
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Whoa, uh-oh.
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I got the wheel!
Oh you gotta be kidding me.
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Brakes!
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[Truck accelerating]
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No, hit the brakes. The brakes!
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Wait, I'm back here?
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What happened to the
enforcers, and the truck.
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Did I stop them?
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- Doesn't matter.
- Of course it matters.
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No, it doesn't, 'cause whatever
you do, people'll still hate you.
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They'll blame you.
They'll never appreciate you.
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[Alarm ringing]
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This is my chance
to do a better job.
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Do it in a way where everyone
will appreciate what I do.
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Hey, you can't steal
what I already stole!
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You really think any of this
is going to make a difference?
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That's why I'm Spider-Man.
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To make a difference.
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[Jameson] And there he is again,
that wall-crawling menace.
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Leaving destruction behind him
everywhere he goes,
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even on Christmas Eve!
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Have you no shame, Spider-Man?
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But I'm only trying to help.
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[Crowd yelling]
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[Man] Hey, there he
is, that menace!
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[Crowd yelling]
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Put on some pants.
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This has to be a nightmare.
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Sure, this is all a nightmare,
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because in real life,
everybody loves you.
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[Whimpers]
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I... can't win.
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[Laughs]
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This isn't a dream.
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It's a moment of clarity.
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Spider-Man no more.
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You feel it, don't you?
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Like a giant weight's been
lifted off your shoulders?
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Let's see how much better things
will be for you from now on.
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What are you...
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[Yelling]
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[Aunt may] Peter? Peter, wake up.
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Aunt May?
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Whoa! Aunt May.
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Morning, Peter.
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happy day before Christmas.
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Breakfast will be
on the table in a sec.
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I'll get the windows.
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Aunt May, is this all mine?
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Of course. The entire
Parker tower is yours.
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Now hurry up, Peter.
You've got a busy day.
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You're due at City Hall
to get another key to the city
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for inventing your
pollution neutralizer,
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an autograph signing,
and then dinner
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with some consortium
of supermodels.
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Christmas future.
I have Tony Stark's life.
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Except it's my life.
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[Devil spidey] You
quit being Spider-Man.
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Now you're a beloved
billionaire genius inventor.
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Look how good your life is.
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Yeah.
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From here, it looks pretty good.
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Peter, you got a message.
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The Goblin King needs
to reschedule your meeting.
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Sure thing, Aunt May.
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Wait, Goblin King?
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don't tell me where we are.
Tell me where they are!
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Hawkeye, Nova?
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Spidey?
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- Is that you?
- Get down.
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These things...
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They're Osborn's
spider super soldiers!
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Nova, look out.
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Can't believe
it's really you, Webs.
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I can't believe that
The Goblin is king.
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Save us your concern.
Goblin only took power
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after you quit being a hero.
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You're nothing but a traitor!
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[Bomb beeping]
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Look out!
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No!
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What're we going to do?
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Goblin rules the future,
and he has my friends!
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"Friends." Friends like Hawkeye?
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You heard him.
You tried to help him,
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save his life, and he still
thinks you're a traitor!
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Besides, you gave up
being Spider-Man, remember?
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I need my costume
and web shooters.
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Listen to me carefully.
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You have it all, everything
you've ever dreamed of,
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but that's because
you're Peter Parker,
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if you put on the costume
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you'll be stuck
as a Spider-Man again.
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And everyone will hate you.
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00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,981
Choose carefully.
259
00:12:53,596 --> 00:12:55,025
It's an easy choice.
260
00:12:55,244 --> 00:12:56,374
[Annoyed grunt]
261
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,821
Spider-Man is back!
262
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,348
Okay, Goblin, here I come!
263
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:11,931
This is the future under Goblin.
264
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,758
Spidey sense isn't tingling,
265
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,959
but my "eww-this-is-creepy"
sense is banging like a gong.
266
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,734
Hold on, guys. I'll get you out.
267
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,228
[Goblin] Spider-Man?
268
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:26,812
Goblin?
269
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,875
Now this is
an intriguing development.
270
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,611
I would've called ahead,
but, you know,
271
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,313
I didn't want
to spoil the surprise.
272
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,182
Ah, the old Spider-Man wit.
273
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,718
How it takes me
back to hear it again.
274
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,906
How I won't miss it
when it's gone.
275
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,712
Goblin, what have you done?
276
00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,304
Goblin King, if you please.
277
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,706
And as you can see,
278
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,183
it's good to be king.
279
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,246
This can't be happening!
This is impossible!
280
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,482
Nova's helmet and Hawkeye's bow
will have to wait.
281
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,185
For my next trophy,
I'm thinking of hanging
282
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,208
something special on my wall...
283
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,722
Your head!
284
00:14:21,914 --> 00:14:23,009
[Growls]
285
00:14:28,072 --> 00:14:29,901
You shouldn't be able
to use Thor's hammer.
286
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,867
No one's able
to use Thor's hammer.
287
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,578
Oh, but I can't.
288
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:45,216
I destroyed Thor
and the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D,
289
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,351
and everyone who
stood against me.
290
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,921
Your friends put up
quite a fight.
291
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:53,312
But they met their end,
as will you.
292
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,259
[Struggling]
293
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,227
Not this time.
294
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,229
[Goblin groans]
295
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,453
Huh?
296
00:15:03,197 --> 00:15:04,221
Yikes!
297
00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:10,881
I haven't fought you
in very long time.
298
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,398
I barely remember
what it's like.
299
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,984
It's all coming back to me now!
300
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,820
Hah. It's coming
back to me, too!
301
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,660
You remember when
I used to do this?
302
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,358
[Groans]
303
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,533
This is for what
you did to Iron Man!
304
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,401
This is for what you did to Cap!
305
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,184
Black Widow...
Falcon... and Hulk.
306
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,709
This is for everything else you did
when I wasn't here to stop you!
307
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,755
[Breathing heavily]
308
00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:00,400
[Angel spidey]
What have you done?
309
00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:02,360
You did exactly what he wanted.
310
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,629
Exactly what I was trying
to warn you about.
311
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,789
Warn me about what?
312
00:16:10,114 --> 00:16:11,279
[Burps]
313
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,926
[Laughs]
314
00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:14,887
Something wrong?
315
00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:21,419
You act like you've never
seen a nightmare before.
316
00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:22,828
Nightmare.
317
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,427
Had a feeling you had
a creepy pasty hand in this.
318
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:29,920
Save your energy, Spider-Man.
You can't hurt me.
319
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,623
Besides, I'm not here to fight.
320
00:16:33,004 --> 00:16:35,026
I'm here to help you.
321
00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:38,007
Huh, no kidding? I love
accepting help from evil.
322
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,813
I did you a favor.
323
00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:45,536
Showing you what
your life will be like
324
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,672
if you give up being Spider-Man.
325
00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:50,341
Without that costume,
you could be
326
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,943
as rich and as famous
327
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,514
and as happy as Tony Stark.
328
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,602
Everything you see before you,
329
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,856
it can all be yours.
330
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,827
All I see are the consequences
of what happens when I give up.
331
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,962
Get this through your
weirdly shaped Skull.
332
00:17:12,284 --> 00:17:15,767
I am Spider-Man.
And I am never giving it up.
333
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,968
[Annoyed grunt]
334
00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:21,073
You reject the life
I could have given you?
335
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:25,111
Then I'll take
the pitiful life you have!
336
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:32,350
My life may be pitiful,
but it's my life.
337
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,602
And you know what?
I like my life!
338
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,531
Keep talking, Spider-Man.
339
00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:43,557
Scream if you want.
No one will hear you.
340
00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:46,819
'Tis the stuff of nightmares.
341
00:17:46,845 --> 00:17:48,912
[Evil laughter]
342
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,370
Gonna be honest.
I'm not impressed.
343
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,607
So be it, Spider-Man.
344
00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,444
[Screams]
345
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,371
[Thud] [Groans]
346
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,995
Whoa, somebody's been
drinking their milk.
347
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,052
When I have enough power,
348
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,054
I'll be able
to enter your world,
349
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:13,415
and feed off
the fear of everyone.
350
00:18:15,185 --> 00:18:17,695
Feeding on fear?
C'mon, eat healthy!
351
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,943
Fear has like
zero nutritional value.
352
00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:23,455
[Spider-Man yelps]
353
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,171
With every passing moment,
you grow weaker,
354
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,141
while I grow stronger.
355
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,575
More powerful.
356
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,677
Feeding off your insecurities,
357
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,781
your fears, your nightmares.
358
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,949
First off, your feet are filthy.
359
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,536
I don't know who else you've stepped
on, and I don't want to know.
360
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,236
And a little FYI, you're not
the only one with power!
361
00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:48,238
[Straining]
362
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,062
The power you get from my fears
363
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,631
is no where close
to the power I get
364
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,466
from the good
I do as Spider-Man.
365
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:11,649
Impossible!
Fear is the strongest force!
366
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,585
And fear rules supreme!
367
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,920
Well I'm afraid...
368
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,189
You've lost.
369
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,791
And so have you!
370
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,661
[Bridge collapsing]
371
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,662
[Yelps]
372
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,465
I'll be fine.
373
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,377
You'll hit the bottom
and never wake again.
374
00:19:32,537 --> 00:19:34,171
You're not scaring me.
375
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,539
I know this is all your doing.
376
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,475
And I know you have no power.
377
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,177
You could have had everything...
378
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,481
Popularity, riches, fame...
379
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,517
And you threw it
all away for nothing!
380
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,221
If you believe that, then you
were the one who was dreaming!
381
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,877
[Nova] Yo, Webs! Are you hurt?
382
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,690
Webs!
383
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,795
Ah, yeah. You're okay.
384
00:19:57,962 --> 00:19:59,381
Uh, why are you hitting me?
385
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,098
And why are you
asking if I'm okay
386
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,785
at the same time
you're hitting me?
387
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,484
I dunno, seemed like the right
thing to do at the time.
388
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:06,994
Wait, what time is it?
389
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:10,476
Did I miss Christmas? Is it too late
to pick up my gift for Aunt May?
390
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,876
Whoa. Easy.
391
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,778
We picked up your present for
Aunt May. Wrapped it, too.
392
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,694
Where did you guys go?
I came back and you were gone.
393
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:18,783
We changed plans.
394
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:19,984
Tried to call you,
but when you didn't answer,
395
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,453
we went out to look for you.
396
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,345
Man, didn't Squirrel Girl
tell you anything?
397
00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:24,710
Don't worry about it.
398
00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:25,532
[Bell dongs]
399
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,314
Look at that.
400
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,929
Like something out of a dream.
401
00:20:31,469 --> 00:20:33,769
[Luke] Sweet Christmas tree, Mrs.
Parker.
402
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:37,005
Football tickets? Thanks, Danny.
403
00:20:37,422 --> 00:20:39,341
Uh, what I always wanted.
404
00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:41,972
Hmm. Those were supposed
to be for Luke.
405
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,639
Then he must have your...
406
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,739
What? I think this
makes me look good.
407
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,879
- Gimme that!
- [Sam] Come on!
408
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,148
Seriously, you guys?
The holidays are supposed
409
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,183
to be about caring and giving.
410
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,069
Bunny slippers are just... gahh!
411
00:20:56,095 --> 00:20:59,497
After all this time, you finally
got me a present on time?
412
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,158
What, is this a present
from last year
413
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,227
you're just getting
around to giving me?
414
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,200
Just open it.
415
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,624
[Aunt may] Peter, it's beautiful.
416
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,105
I saw it and thought of you.
417
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,702
So you can always keep an eye
418
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,604
on your past, your present,
and your future.
419
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,707
I love it.
Thank you, Peter. Oh, oh!
420
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,101
Open mine, open mine!
421
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:20,834
Do you like it?
422
00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:22,737
If don't, we can exchange it.
423
00:21:25,227 --> 00:21:26,347
Aunt May...
424
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:30,111
I wouldn't change a thing.
425
00:21:30,317 --> 00:21:32,013
Happy holidays, everybody!
426
00:21:32,444 --> 00:21:35,135
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