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Aah!
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Door's time-locked.
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Not for long.
30 seconds, we're in.
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You're sure of this?
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Tested out the algorithms
this morning.
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Ohh.
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So much for that
early-morning breakfast
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I was looking forward to.
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We've got company!
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Whoa!
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You are so busted.
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Uhh! Ohh.
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You see what I see?
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We'll need
a 27-meter approach
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and a speed of 93 miles per hour
in exactly...12 seconds.
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Who do they think they are,
Johnny Knoxville?
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Guess so.
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And that's why you should
always wear your helmets.
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Seen here during their arrest,
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the so-called biker twins arealready back on the street,
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having acted astheir own lawyer
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and securing a low bail.
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The judge cited a shortageof eyewitnesses
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in approving their motion.
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Prosecutors are weighingthe possibility
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that Spider-Man fabricatedthe entire event.
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Of course.
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Spider-Man commits the crime,
fights with the nearest person,
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hence, crime fighter.
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Hey, don't dork the Spider-Man.
The dude rocks.
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Hits like a linebacker
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and moves like a wide receiver.
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Yeah, I wonder how much
of that stolen cash
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ended up stuck
to greedy webbed fingers.
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Hey, it was on the news.
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Spider-Man left the bag of money
webbed to the train overpass.
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Hey, Peter, M.J.
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So you're playing on
the quarterback's team now?
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I'm just agreeing
with him about...
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Whoa! Back
way off, Parker.
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I don't need you
agreeing with me.
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But I'm on your side.
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Not a chance.
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If I root Packers,
you'd better pull for the Bears.
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Don't be a thug, Flash.
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You lost me, Flash.
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How did we get
from spiders to Bears?
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I lost you because you can't
keep up with my brain power.
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Keep up?
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I'm giving myself a headache
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slamming on the brakes
and going into reverse.
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I'll have you know, smart guy,
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I'm off to meet with my tutor.
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Bet you don't have
one of those!
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I hope there isn't as much
paperwork as last time.
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That really made my head hurt.
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Today you start with
the tutoring, right?
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Actually, the ad simply said
you would get better grades.
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Whoa! You ain't going
to stick me with that, are you?
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Me? Of course not.
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That's what the robotic arm
is for.
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Huh?
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Okay, okay, hold on.
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I didn't sign on
for no alien autopsy.
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Mm, actually, you did.
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All that paperwork, remember?
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Uhh! Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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How do you feel?
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Like I'm going to have to open
a can of whoop-ass
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if these blood proteins
don't coagulate.
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Whoa!
Where'd that come from?
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My head feels funny. Cramped.
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Those are ideas, Mr. Thompson.
You'll get used to those.
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Hello. Peter Parker.
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Peter? It's Indy.
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What are you doing right now?
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About to swing by campus.
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Well, swing your buttover to Empire One.
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I've got something
very hot and juicy
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for you.
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If you're interested.
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Hot and juicy?
Mm-hmm.
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Remember those bikers
Spider-Man nabbed
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at the train crossing
yesterday?
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I have the skinny on them,
and it's a doozy.
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I have one more class
this afternoon.
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Can we meet after that?
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I'll make it
so worth your while.
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Uh...
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Count me in.
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That was work.
What were you thinking?
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Ladies...
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Such supple visions
of collegiate loveliness
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I have seldom beheld.
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Smooth.
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But that love token on your neck
suggests you've beheld plenty.
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Sally Johnson.
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Flash Thompson.
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The honor of your acquaintance
is entirely my own.
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Tutor seems to be helping.
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You have a tutor?
Does he do English Lit?
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Let me try.
I've been reading up.
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You? Reading?
English?
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Okay, let's see.
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We have to write an essay
on Ruritania.
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Ah, yes.
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Fictional European kingdom
north of Czechoslovakia.
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It appears in Anthony Hope's
The Prisoner of Zenda
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and was used to amusing effect
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in Nicholas Meyer's
The Seven-Per-Cent Solution.
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So which way you ladies headed?
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I tell you,
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whatever you think
of that big loogie,
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you've got to give him credit.
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He must be dating
the human blowfish.
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Or maybe that vacuum cleaner
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that picks up bowling balls.
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Or, you know, maybe
it's those giant mosquitoes
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they've spotted on
the football field.
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Thanks for
the attempted fake-out,
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but it doesn't bother me.
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Indy and I are on
a hot and juicy story.
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Hot and juicy?
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Connecting with Indy
through mutual interests
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makes a lot more sense than...
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simple chemistry.
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Well, I know about biology,
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and the look in Indy's eyes
says monogamy.
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Ooh-ooh!
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Officer Barr said
that the two bikers,
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twins, in fact,
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were the dumbest clods
he had ever arrested.
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This is all just casual
between us, right?
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One of them,
I forget which one...
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Let's just call him
"Thing One"...
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He shot off his left toe
trying to reload his gun
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in the middle of a robbery!
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Because casual is where I'm at.
I want to be clear.
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They underwent
a psych evaluation in prison
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and scored in the double digits
on the IQ test.
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And if it is more than casual,
We should talk about it.
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Double digits is having trouble
tying your own shoes!
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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Being casual.
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Peter, I think you know
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that I'm available to you
at any time, after hours,
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and, in fact, I'm looking
forward to it,
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but I have hopes and dreams,
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and a story like this
could make them all come true.
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Now, are you in or are you out?
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I think what
you're really asking is,
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how do the bumpkin twins
go from double-digit IQs
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to that high-brain heist
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and arguing their way
out of jail?
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Exactly!
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The headaches are getting worse.
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Muscle atrophication
has kicked in.
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Temporary side effects.
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The experiment's going fine
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as long as we keep
the injections on schedule.
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We know it's the brain boosters
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that are making us weak.
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Yet, we need more of it
before we get stupid again.
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Quite the conundrum.
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I have a new test subject
that might help.
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Maybe you've heard of him?
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Flash Thompson,
E.S.U. football star?
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All brawn and no brains.
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Just give us back our strength.
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Permanently!
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Don't you think
I want that to happen?
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Without you two going
on crime sprees,
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I wouldn't have
any funding at all.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Hey!
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Can you vacuum my apartment
when you're done here?
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Vacuum this!
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Uhh!
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Ohh. Huh?
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Aah!
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Ohh...
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"If music be the food of love,
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"Play on;
give me excess of it,
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"that, surfeiting,
the appetite may sicken
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and so die."
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Did I just switch to French?
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Sorry.
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Why, Flash,
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I simply must get
the name of your tutor.
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Okay, it's not a hickey.
It's a whole new brain.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uhh... uhh!
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Flash, are you all right?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
I'm fine.
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Further performances anon.
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I'll catch you later.
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Hey, Flash, about that
bruise on your neck...
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Beat it, Parker.
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Flash Thompson, right?
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You know my name?
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I follow college ball.
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Loved your interpretation
of the Bard.
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Thanks! This is awesome!
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How'd you get so right
with Shakespeare?
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Well, I have a tutor.
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Zellner, Dr. Zellner.
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In the English department?
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Not exactly. Uhh!
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Maybe I should help you
to the infirmary?
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No...
Dorm cafeteria.
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I'll just go home and...
And, uh...
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I'll be fine.
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All right.
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But take it easy.
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Uhh. Ohh!
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Doc, what gives?
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I'm in agony
from my superior capitis
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to my gluteus maximus.
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Yes.
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I can't believe
I missed this earlier.
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The human metabolism simply
cannot boost a brain like yours
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without extreme strain.
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How extreme?
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At this rate, you're headed
for complete system collapse.
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System collapse?
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But that means...
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That means fatal!
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Well, damn it, did you try
varying the cognitive baseline?
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I see.
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In other words,
experiment on someone
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who starts out
much smarter than you.
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Then, I could pinpoint
the differential
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and create an antidote.
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The quarterback
has a good idea.
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Yes. Yes.
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But on such short notice,
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I wouldn't know where
to find a subject.
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Then start looking.
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Don't blow a fuse, doc.
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You need a pencilneck
with a big brain?
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I know just the guinea pig.
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Close-ups, Parker!
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I mean count-the-fibers-
on-his-spandex close!
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Can't you get nearer
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to this web-spewing freak
of nature?
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He does swing from buildings.
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Use ropes. Use a pulley.
Use some imagination.
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Uh... Hello?
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Pete. It's yourold bud, Flash.
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I don't think
we were ever buds.
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Come on, Parker.
We're in college now.
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Time to put our differences
behind us, you know?
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This is Flash Thompson, right?
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The same guy
who used to beat me up
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every Friday in high school?
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All right, I'll be honest
with you.
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I'm in trouble
and I need your help.
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You're asking me for help?
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You going to make me beg,
cheese dip?
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Uhh!
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23 Ulster Street. Now.
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Please?
264
00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:13,540
No, that's okay.
265
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,409
Maybe you'd like
to sit behind the desk.
266
00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:16,777
Just let me know.
267
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,177
I certainly have
nothing better to do
268
00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:20,013
in my own office!
269
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,015
Sorry, Mr. Jameson.
I've got to go.
270
00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:23,784
Parker!
Get back here!
271
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:25,385
I'm not done throwing you out!
272
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,853
Got it.
273
00:13:26,855 --> 00:13:29,589
23 Ulster Street is the home
of Zellner Laboratories.
274
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,957
Flash's tutor!
275
00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:33,326
So I've been thinking about
what we talked about.
276
00:13:33,328 --> 00:13:34,861
You know, our relationship.
277
00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,395
Now I know
who's been injecting him!
278
00:13:36,397 --> 00:13:37,531
Huh?
279
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,900
The track marks on Flash
and the biker twins.
280
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,200
Zellner must be giving them
281
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:42,702
some kind of
intelligence enhancer.
282
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:43,703
Thanks, Indy.
283
00:13:44,506 --> 00:13:47,441
You're welcome?
284
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:49,208
Where the hell is he?
285
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,044
He's not coming, brainiacs.
286
00:13:51,046 --> 00:13:52,045
Spider-Man!
287
00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:53,608
I ran into Parker
and took the hand-off.
288
00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:57,050
Flash, come with me.
I'll take care of these two.
289
00:13:57,052 --> 00:14:01,521
Sorry. We need a subject now!
You're a smart guy, aren't you?
290
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:13,667
Uhh! Uhh!
291
00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:17,036
Aah!
292
00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,541
Aah!
293
00:14:21,543 --> 00:14:23,309
Okay, doc, here's
your smart guy.
294
00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:26,312
He's bursting with adrenalin,
thanks to you.
295
00:14:26,314 --> 00:14:27,814
It'll overwhelm
the brain booster.
296
00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:29,215
Animal tranquilizer...
297
00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:31,751
That should take care of it.
298
00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:38,257
Uhh!
299
00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:47,066
You were playing one-on-one
300
00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:48,735
when you should have
been playing zone.
301
00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:50,504
They faked you
right into that chair.
302
00:14:50,506 --> 00:14:53,840
Flash, old buddy, old pal.
303
00:14:53,842 --> 00:14:55,241
Help me out of here.
304
00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:57,577
We've got to stop Zellner.
305
00:14:57,579 --> 00:15:00,146
Yeah, sure, but you know
Zellner's my only hope.
306
00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:01,748
If he doesn't come up
with an antidote,
307
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,216
I'm going to die.
308
00:15:03,218 --> 00:15:04,684
Flash...
309
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,653
You believe in me, don't you?
310
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:10,189
Hey, Zellner.
What's with the chair?
311
00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:12,592
I thought at least
there'd be a cupholder,
312
00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:14,661
maybe a pop-up
TV screen.
313
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,831
Mm.
I overdid the tranquilizer.
314
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,365
We'll just wait.
315
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:20,567
Look at him.
316
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,803
That's us
in 3.9 minutes.
317
00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:26,205
Doc, step on it!
318
00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:29,308
Just calculating
the serum dosage.
319
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,610
Uhh!
320
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,081
Scientific note:
321
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,684
Never underestimate
the superhero.
322
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,118
Oof! Uhh!
323
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,621
Oops.
324
00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:45,091
That never happens.
325
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:49,996
Yaaa!
326
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:17,490
Impressive.
327
00:16:17,492 --> 00:16:18,758
But, you see,
328
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,962
I have no intention
of waiting around
329
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:24,224
while you call the police.
330
00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:33,506
Spider-Man...
I'm so sorry.
331
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,083
Spider-Man! Any sign
of Peter Parker?
332
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,450
I took his place.
333
00:16:44,452 --> 00:16:46,452
You have Internet access
in that thing?
334
00:16:48,656 --> 00:16:50,323
Feeling better?
335
00:16:50,325 --> 00:16:51,958
My legs are made out of gack,
336
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,927
but the coffee's
helping me think.
337
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,528
A web cam?
338
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,463
I attached it
to Flash Thompson.
339
00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:00,466
Don't look at my password.
340
00:17:00,468 --> 00:17:02,969
So do I at least
get an exclusive
341
00:17:02,971 --> 00:17:05,157
for this little taxi ride?
342
00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:08,642
Sure, if you can get me
to 32nd and Lex.
343
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,516
You need to reverse
the beta-syntic free radicals
344
00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:17,784
in the formula.
345
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,687
That's it.
That's the antidote.
346
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:22,689
I'm afraid
it's too late for you.
347
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:24,691
I can't go back to the lab
with Spider-Man there.
348
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,192
Just remember what I said.
349
00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:29,863
Reverse the beta gamma...
350
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:33,099
Jeez, doc, I think I was due
another shot.
351
00:17:33,101 --> 00:17:35,035
I can't remember so well.
352
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:37,236
Don't worry.
You'll be dead soon enough.
353
00:17:37,238 --> 00:17:38,938
Just be my hostage
for two more stops
354
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,374
and it'll be all over.
355
00:17:46,947 --> 00:17:51,551
Zellner, you're about
to get your ass stomped.
356
00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:52,752
Hmmph!
357
00:17:52,754 --> 00:17:55,755
You're not only weak,
you're back to stupid.
358
00:17:55,757 --> 00:18:00,526
Maybe, but you're still going
to get your ass stomped.
359
00:18:00,528 --> 00:18:01,427
Huh?
360
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,630
Whoa!
361
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:08,434
Flash, remember that
football move you mentioned?
362
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:11,237
He doesn't remember
how to button his shirt.
363
00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:21,715
Unnh!
364
00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:55,414
First, we take away your toys.
365
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:57,951
Then it's nap time.
366
00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:06,592
Uhh...
367
00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:18,171
Reverse beta gamma...
368
00:19:18,173 --> 00:19:19,840
You'll be dead soon enough.
369
00:19:43,097 --> 00:19:45,431
We almost lost you.
370
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,499
What are you doing here?
371
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:48,301
Well,
I ran into Spider-Man,
372
00:19:48,303 --> 00:19:50,303
and then I saved your life.
373
00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:52,772
A "thank you"
might be in order.
374
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,108
Thank you?
Thank you?
375
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,709
It was Spider-Man
who saved my life.
376
00:19:56,711 --> 00:19:59,412
I probably would've been okay,
just a little incapac...
377
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:01,380
Incapac... Eh, uh...
378
00:20:01,382 --> 00:20:03,316
Feeling weak!
379
00:20:11,992 --> 00:20:13,726
About that exclusive...
380
00:20:13,728 --> 00:20:15,695
you know, a superhero's nothing
381
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,330
if he doesn't keep his word.
382
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:23,502
Yo, M.J., how about wiggling
some of that babe-age
383
00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:24,637
over this way?
384
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:27,373
Flash, you really know how
to sweet-talk a girl.
385
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,675
Hey, the Flash-man
can walk the talk
386
00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:31,311
like he talks and walks.
387
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,512
You mean ineptly?
388
00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:36,716
Watch it, Parker. I'm
almost back in top form.
389
00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,218
Catch a brew later, babe.
390
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,719
Sorry. Got to study.
391
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,554
Whatever.
392
00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:43,156
What'd you see
in that guy anyway?
393
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:46,392
His take on Shakespeare
was brilliant.
394
00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:56,474
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